Morbid - Listener Tales 39 with special guests Sheena Melwani & TRID!

Episode Date: May 7, 2022

For listener tales 39 we are joined by not one, but two special guests!!! We have your favorite tik tok stars Sheena Melwani and TRID (The Real Indian Dad)!! This installment includes a taste of what Alaina & Ash’s walkup songs would be if they were on the Sox as well as some incredible tales. Please be warned that at 1 hour and 9 seconds there is tale about **Flesh Pedestrians**, there is a warning in the episode itself for those listeners that don’t feel comfortable listening to that! Can’t wait to do these more often with you guys, you always leave us in laugh-tears! Find Sheena &  TRID everywhere @SheenaMelwani and @TheRealIndianDad As always, thank you to our sponsors: HelloFresh: Get sixteen free meals, plus three gifts, with code morbid at HELLOFRESH.com/morbid Liquid IV: Grab Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 25% off when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code MORBID at checkout. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code MORBID at checkout to get an extra $20 off Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns!!! Just go to solostove.com. Prose: Take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order today! Go to Prose.com/morbid. Embark: Go to Embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $50 with promo code MORBID See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So my voice is going to sound better when this starts, but it sounds cute, but actually my voice sounds worse in this. In your voices, because that's when Ash was sick. You know sickness everywhere. But this is a listener tails episode for May, because we're still in the vibe of doing one a month, but not for a long change. That's actually changing. That's actually changing. In June. It is. So that's going to be coming where you'll get weekly or at least almost weekly. Yeah. Listener tales.

Yeah, with Listener tales. But so we just wanted to let you know who's on this episode so that you can get ready for it. We had two guests on. They are two of our very good friends. And you guys might know them, especially if you're on TikTok. You might have seen them. We had sh- I was- I was said her name completely together. Shawani. Shawani.

Her name is Shina Melwani. And you might know her and also her husband. Her man. Her man's the really in-dead dad. Trid. Trid, no, no, on most social media outlets. They're hilarious. and then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show.

And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find a link to the show. And then you can find them on YouTube. Sheena also is an amazing singer. The, she just opens their mouth and the beautiful melodies come right out. And it's crazy because their whole, like their thing is like their hilarious together.

They're so sweet, like so in love. Their love is a wonderful love. I aspire to love that kind of love. It truly is. And it's what's funny about this. And I think we might have talked about it in the episode. But John and I, like when Ash first got us into TikTok because we were like, we're not going on TikTok.

We're in love with TikTok. You're welcome. But they are one of the first videos we saw and we would send them back and forth to each other because they're so funny. And then when we started, we were friends with them. It was like, whoa, blowing my mind. So that's who's on the episode today.

They're so funny. They're so sweet. You're going to love them. But we did a regular Listener Tales episode, but we just had Gina read one. Yeah. And I also wanted to quickly give you a warning right up front.

There is one Listener Tales episode on this episode. It's at one hour and two minutes. This is when it's starting. Again, I will put this in the show notes too. But I know some of our listeners do not feel really comfortable listening about what we have deemed from a lovely listener who gave it to us, flesh pedestrians. Yes. Skin walkers. I'm just gonna say the word just so you guys know. I know some of our listeners,

that is not something they wanna listen to. It freaks them out. It's very real to them. We don't want you to be like blindsided by it. So we decided when we ever talk about that, we will give you a warning right up front so that you can just choose to skip that tail. I will let you know that the person who wrote that tail, they were wonderful and don't lie. And what's up? Hilarious and they changed each time we said SW, they changed

it to flush pedestrian just to make it a little better. Exactly. But it's totally up to you, I think it's the last tail, I believe that it is. It is. So one hour and two minutes. If you don't want to listen to it, we totally get it. We just wanted to give it to you up front. But we thought we would do something kind of fun too before we jump into it. We got to see Shina, because again, she's an amazing singer.

She got to sing the national anthem at Fenway Pack, Kid, Far Red Sox game. Get you a film. We didn't fucking get Fenway Frank's. We did, it Sox game. Get you a f-. We didn't fucking get Fenway Frank. We did- it was a real- it was a real sham. That's all we talked about other than like seeing Sheena sing me a two goals. We wanted to see our real thing and we get to eat a Fenway Frank. I'm just realizing.

Yes. Now, let me just like say this ahead of time that like Fenway Frank. Fenway Frank. I'm still a cold medicine everybody. Well Fenway Park is like truly church. It's a feeling. It's it's church to me. Yeah.

John from Austin. In my relationship, 90% of it was at Fenway Park. When we were dating, we were there every week. Can't just say. We've sat in every part of that park. I'm pretty sure. I love that. And the weekends that you weren't at Fenway,

you were at the Celtics Games. Exactly. Like, we were those Boston people, for sure. Yummy and Drew too. Yeah, for sure. In time. Go sports. You're like, that's us.

Yay teams. But we, and we used to watch the games all the time. Like, John still watches them all the time. I try to catch them, but it's just hard. But going back there, we haven't been back there in a while. It's actually been the longest stretch that we have not been at Funway Park, which is wild. It was such a feeling being back there. Oh, yeah. And as we were watching the game, first of all, I felt myself fall right back into like crazy Boston, Elena, and I started getting really like wild about like yelling at plays

and shit. But we were like, you know what's fun? It's fun that they give all the players. They can choose their own song to do like the walk up. And we were like, what would your song be? And we just started thinking about it. And we realized similar. How different our songs would be to want to go first. So I have two. My first, I couldn't choose between them. I feel like I would want to switch back and forth. I'm that asshole.

Maybe like pick one. Maybe like pick one, and I'd be like, no. So of course, I would definitely go with a ghost song. I love it. Because that's what my life is revolving around right now. And I think the two that I would pick would have to be from the pinnacle to the pit. Yes, great one.

And also, Sarisse. So from the pinnacle to the pit, I would have to have... SIRIS Right. Like that's it, right there. I love that. And then for Sarisa, it would have to be this. That'd be so good.

Right, you would get the crowd like head banging. Yeah, you got to. I would get the crowd shaking their boobies because this is a song that dates back to me for high school, all the way to high school. Me and my best friend used to just blast this in my freaking 91 Saturn or whatever year it was. And we blasted this song so many times

that it actually busted my speakers. I had no speakers in my car. And this is the part that I would want. Oh my God. Can you imagine? So that's what I would like. Please just walk it up to the batter's box. Don't make me get a bucket in here.

Wow. So yeah, we just figured we'd share it with you guys. If you want to share us what your walk-up songs would be, So that's what I would like. We're just walking up to the batters box. Don't let me get a bucket here. Wow. So yeah, we just figured we'd share it with you guys. If you want to share us what your walk up songs would be, we'd love to hear them. Like tag us at them because this is fun. It's amazing.

So please tell us what your Fend White Park, and yeah, it's got to be Fend White Park. Has to be. Don't care. You're not walking up to any other batters box. I'm totally kidding. You're a huge sock. It's true.

We chanted that a lot. We did. We won. So we did. It's true. We chanted that a lot. We did. We won. So we did. So we can. You can chant that when you win the game. Totally.

It wasn't even against the Inquisites. No, it was not. But that's fine. Yeah. Either way, yeah. Tag us in your walk-up songs. I think it would just be a fun thing to do. Hell yeah.

And we just wanted to reiterate, this is a really fun episode. It's kind of goofy. It's a laid back one. We got some cool people on it. We do. And my voice is officially like getting back in business. You hear that? So we're we're back on the train. We're back on our bullshit. And another episode is actually going to be coming out in another day or so. Yay! Get ready for it. She doesn't even take a mother's vacation. No way! I'm all of your mother.

That's scary actually, I'm sorry. I'm afraid by that. So no further ado. Enjoy! Hey weirdos, I'm Melina. I'm Ash. I'm Sheena. Ah!

And this is morbid because one it's listener tails so it's brought to you by you for you from you and all about you. Hey, yo. And two we have here. Oh, that's why it's special. We forgot to introduce one of our guests. Somebody from the corner. Who is that?

You can't tell because I'm wearing a mask. Most of you wonder, yes, I do wear it in real life too. There's an emoji over here. Can confirm. There's just an emoji forming in the corner right now. That's a form of a robot. You just want to head. If you guys happen to recognize those voices, what you about you do, I feel like you do.

You definitely do. You're lying if you don't. You might recognize them from TikTok. You might recognize them from YouTube. You might recognize them from YouTube. You might recognize Sheena, even though she's not singing right now, you might recognize her melodious voice. Ooh, oh, press the sparkle button.

Oh, sparkle button. Hold on. Can you reach it? Yeah. Do you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Did you hear it?

You probably didn't know, probably have to add it after, but that's fine. Add it. I've been hearing it on. It's sparkle. She deserves a sparkle moment. Oh. Because Sheenamil Wani is here.

And we're so excited. And we're so excited. Honestly, this is really funny, because, and I was just telling the story earlier, that when my husband and I first, well, we didn't discover TikTok, I shouldn't say that, because I force us to get into TikTok because of credit where credit is just a...

We were being, I'll explain it to you, don't worry, because I'm sure it's tough to understand. You don't know anything about this world. You just don't understand. Just sit there and look pretty with your emoji face. I don't know why this emoji just keeps talking about it. It's crazy. But John and I were like TikTok, what is that?

That's a young person's game. That's what we thought. We're like, we're old, so we don't know what that is. That's what I thought. I'm saying, it's not though, guys. We're all old. Hey, not me. You're like 62.

I'm 62. I feel 62. A lot. I do as well. I'm a man. I mean, yeah. Sometimes I just hate to feel 62. I love making you feel 62,

but then the old souls that live inside of me. We must be in those old souls. Yeah, make me feel 62. Yeah, clearly you didn't listen to the last listener tales. I did. I was doing it. I'm a great friend. We are your great friends.

You know, like Satan, you know, the Scottish one that comes out every single while. Whenever Ash says Satan, she always says Satan. And it just feels right. It just feels Jamaican. It kind of does. Yeah, it's like a little mix. But it feels like a lot of shan Jamaican.

He's not just Satan. You know, he's Satan. He's Satan. It's from Fear Street. That's why. That's why. So, the moral of the story is that what are the first people we followed on TikTok, was sheena, and we would send these videos back and forth,

John and I, like, threw a wall because we were just like one room away at night because he would be working from home, and we were dying, and when we finally got to meet them, it was like meeting like long-lost friends. See it, it was better. The kids wearing devil. It's like we're going to stay at the same level. That was like wearing satan, though. Did you think that was me? That I was satan? Yeah, that's what I described.

It's pretty cool. The kids wearing devil. That's how I describe you. You might know her as the kill wearing devil. Yeah. That's me. That is. That's how you will forever be known.

Thanks. But change your TikTok name immediately. Thank you. Satan. The kids wearing devil. Satan killed wearing double. Satan killed wearing double. Or she not. The killed wearing double.

I like it. But today we're very lucky because they have joined us for one of the most fun episodes we do, which is a party noise. You don't have a button for that? I don't. I just like to go. Oh wow. Don't you have a trumpet noise?

Oh I'm like, but I don't want to show off. Please do. Show off. I am like, I think I'm top 10 in 7 countries in the world. Wow. For this game. I don't know how to do this. I forgot the name. We give this thing a instrument a name and I practice heavily for two or three world. Wow, break it. I don't know how to do it. I forgot the name. We give this thing a, this instrument a name,

and I practice heavily for two, three weeks. Wow. Just try it next time. I want to hear it. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, wait, like that. That's pretty good.

I can't know. Well, I'm not top 10 in seven countries. I don't know. I'm not here to take your throne. You should. throne. When you push your body too hard or you just feel run down like we have lately, it is so important to stay hydrated. I feel like every time Elena and I have mentioned that we're sick lately, all of you are saying that you're sick too, so let's stay hydrated together with liquid IV.

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Casual. And I'm very excited to read it. That's why we talked about C-tun in the beginning. Like C-tun. All right, I bet C-tun is in here, but I haven't read it. It's about me. It's about me. It's about you. It's about you. That's why we've written it. We didn't even tell anyone that you were coming. It's so nice.

Yeah, the listeners knew. The listeners knew. You put out a vibe. A Satan vibe. Conna, you look so cute too. All right, so this one says, hi, Weirdos. Love, love, love the podcast. Thank you.

I'll never forget the day I found it, and I've been an avid listener ever since, including the Underwater Years. You're a real one. You're a real one. You are a real one. The underwater years are when our audio was so bad that we sounded 20 leagues under the sea. Me were scuba diving. I always thought being a weirdo wasn't cool,

but you two have normalized it and the army of weirdos have been unleashed onto the world. Yeah, I love that. I'm sorry, worlds. I've got about 50 episodes to go. So hopefully you're still doing listener tails when you get this. Honey, we're gonna do listener tails forever.

Probably even more soon. Do you want more? We keep asking you guys, do you want more? They're like, we know what's happening. Like, I don't know. We're getting more listener tails when we get it. My story. That's the one complaint I hear a lot about your podcast.

Yeah. You just don't put out enough content. Yeah, we don't. Yeah. We really, we really, we're really starving. Yeah. One of those podcasters that just you're lazy. They, I think the word on the street is. Yeah, that's what we do. Yeah. It's just that. What is it? You only do like 17, 18 podcasts a week now. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how that feels like. It's a little last year. It's too lackluster. I know. I know. We have a lot of extra time.

We have to just like, float and buy. We won't really do a whole lot with. Yeah. We will try to help you here. That's why we're here. That's why we're here. You're here. Show them some commitment.

I appreciate that. Teach us a little work ethic. We put out one video. How to take things really seriously. At least 30 seconds long. That's intense. And you. Just sitting here just like a free podcast. Every day though. Daily though daily is a lot and it's we're so serious about it

You are you're very seriously dedicated. It's all very serious fun. No fun in games here, but daily is That's a lot. Yeah, that's impressive. I say to myself do I want to work for one minute today or four or five hours three times a week And I would take the easy way like you've taken. Four or five hours three days a week. This is the life of a year. That's online. Yeah. Then there's all the behind the scenes.

But do you think you could really do what the influencer does? 30 seconds a day, every day. No, it's hard. It's not going to be hard to be me. No way, but because you know what? We do morbid wearing straight up pajamas. Oh, you have a senior content. I'm a senior.

I'm a senior. I do very straight up pajamas. In pajamas. But you have like cute matching set pajamas. We're talking like we roll up with like, you know, like roll out of bed brush to you. Yeah. Walk in the air and start recording.

Very much. And they've never seen your content. They pretend to watch your content. We don't look like you do rolling out of bed. I don't know. No way. Does video sitting in her sink? I know, I love those things. I think that's amazing.

I'm sitting in the sink videos, everybody. Those are my favorite. I love those. The influencer in the wild. I love that. In the wild. But tell me more about the nanny from hell. I got to know who this nanny from hell is.

Alright, so hope you're still doing listener tales we are. So that's good. My story is one that to this day I have never been able to explain. Despite being a massive fan of true crime in the paranormal, I've had a disappointing lack of experience of both in my life apart from this story. It's really good that you don't have a lot of true crime in your life, but, you know. Yeah, paranormal would be like somewhat fun, I guess, but true crime, we can all,

we don't hope that wasn't happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't too much of that. Well, saying that, there was a brutal murder in my hometown in 1992, where 12, 12 year old Shannon Carr stabbed 18 year old Katie Ratcliffe to death 32 times. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Uh, sexually assaulting her with the knife and leaving her body in someone's front garden, which I often walked past for years afterwards. Holy hell. See, that's a lot of true crime in your life. Also, it was Sharon Carr. Oh, Sharon, did I say Shannon? Yeah, but like, sorry, it's a similar name. Reading is hard.

Yeah. But wow, like wow, wow. Yeah. And I think that's enough true crime in your life for like a life to life. And then some. And yeah. Where have you brought me?

Oh, they're both packing up their face. What is that? He's sleeping. I just did 12 year old that killed an 18 year old with a boyfriend. Did those things? On purpose. 12 year old old. This listener is complaining about not having enough in their life. Yeah. Apparently. Why? Dang. That's all I have to say. And then sentence with, she's the gift card.

Well, she is the youngest female murderer to be sentenced in the UK. And the crime was so brutal that she is inside for life with no eligibility for parole or consideration for release. Yeesh. Yeesh is right. 12, too. I mean, that's brutal. Yeah, that's one of those things that you're like, ah, that was a very adult thing you did.

That's on some Mary Bell type shit. Yeah, that is. Oh, Mary Bell. Yeah. But apart from that, nada. Huh. So let me, I. But apart from that, nada. Huh. So let me, I've just apart of that.

Or a whole lot of. Apart from this brutal murder. Yeah, yeah, right. I'm the most brutal murder I've ever heard of. So let me set the scene with this lovingly and terrifyingly written PDF for y'all. Thank you. Thank you for the PDF.

Put a fire. Our listeners will write their listener tales in PDF form so that we don't have to read it in the email because they're just lovely creatures. I wonder if that's all. I think you get them skipped too, skipped a lot. Oh yeah, they do the double space. You have the best listeners.

We really do. We love our weirdos. So it says, I'm from the UK and live in farm. Oh, they gave me a pronunciation. I appreciate that. I live in farm borough. Okay, thank you. Farm borough. Hampshire. Okay, thank you. Farn Burah. Hampshire.

Boom. Got it. In the late 80s and early 90s, me and my younger brother were always sent off to stay with my lovely nanny for a week of pretty much every school holiday. She lived on her own with her Dalmatian called Boot. Oh, I love that.

That's my so cute. Boot the Dalmatian, I love it. Well, as my granddad had died when I was a baby, she was lovely, funny, warm-hearted, generous lady, generous generous generous lady, and we loved her so much. Her house, not so much. Nanny used to tell us stories of all the weird goings-on that she experienced in the house.

Even when my granddad was alive, he was awarded at the Feltom. Thank you so much for these pronunciations, I appreciate it. We love a phonetic style. He was awarded at the Feltum Borestel, just outside of London, which opened in 1910 and was located across the field in front of her house. The housing estate was originally built specifically for people who worked at the Borestel. It was quite an intimidating place, as the inmates, typically teenagers and young adults,

could be seen easily by the fact it was separated from the public fields by a single, flimsy fence. Well, back then it was. These things have changed a little bit. I feel like just one fence separating you from inmates. It's a great place to send your children for holiday. Yeah, don't tell me. It's so great.

Get anywhere near the fence and they would shout horrendous stuff at you if they saw you. That's horrifying. That is horrifying. We were both intrigued by it and hated it in equal measures. I feel like I get that very much. I don't get it.

You're like, no, I'm horrified. Just overall horrified. I hate it. I found that. It's most famous resident was Richard Reed, the UK shoe bomber. Oh, okay. Anyway, I'm rambling, but the board still always made me feel uneasy, and I get that, and

which it didn't help matters, as I'll explain. So back to the house. Nanny would gladly tell us about the spooky goings-on she witnessed in her home. The house was old, creepy as fuck, and just had this cold, foreboding atmosphere about it. She had lots of books about unsolved mysteries, paranormal stuff, and true crime. Hell yeah, Annie. That might be my house.

That is my house. Whoops. Perfect literature for young children to scare themselves, shitless while reading the long days away. That's my house. There were some of my grandda... My grandda... You just pulled a me.

I had an old soul in you. Oh, I of my grandad, my grandad. You just pulled a me. I had an old soul. I had an old soul in you. Oh, I've always wanted one. A grandad to grandad. Oh, that was great. I was like, is a fine jewelry brand. A fine jewelry brand in Satan. Satan.

Oh, I'm really glad. I always wanted an old soul. I transferred them to you. I'm so confused. I got possessed briefly. Did you hear who she just went like happy about it? That's happened? Yes, she's thrilled.

Grandad. It happens to me a lot. For some reason, and I said that old souls live inside of me, so they come out every now and then, but you just experienced that for the first time. And pretty casually, too. That's just by the most casualty. That's the thing, it just comes out. That's the secret?

Yeah, that represents it. Do any accent and just say, oh, I got possessed for a second. Yeah, hold on. No, I just didn't know this is what happened. And possessed by so many people. I feel like, I don't know what was happening. You're in a constant state of possessed. Yeah, so what happened?

It's not a ghost. So you're never out of possession. This is amazing. They're just there. Just there. And they come out when they get there. They live there. They're in a resident.

This is their home. There's like a French man inside me that lives there. I live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there.

They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there.

They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. They live there. I think they told the story before on the podcast, but we were on a haunted Hayride one. And it was just like this funny haunted Hayride. Like I love those things. And that's what haunted Hayride's are, right?

They're super funny. They're just funny. They're honestly awkward. Well, it was some guy like jumped on the chainsaw. With a chainsaw. The Hayride with like a a chain saw and we're like Oh, it's funny and because you know how you expect them sometimes Yeah, and you're just like well, he's an actor so it's fun

But I was like watching it and ash literally clutched Pearls that didn't exist and went But I just came out of me that was the noise that came Oh shit, but for some reason I just went oh It was real weird. Oh, it was not like a Boston reaction. I'm like oh fuck that's crazy It was like my stars it was my first possession I think you were just like oh Yeah, what really happened? It was like my stars. It was my first possession experience. You had the basis. You were just like, oh, you're dead.

Yeah, she can't hear. She can't hear. She did. What's her name? Probably Gladys. Gladys. I feel like, yeah. Probably.

Yeah, you know? Ash is very casual about the old souls that apparently live inside her. It's just the way it is. When she explained it to us the other day, she was just like, yeah, I just think I have like a lot of old souls inside of me sometimes. And we're like, that's the thing. That's the thing. Like the Costco pack. Yeah, a variety pack of households.

Whatever you need. You don't want just the same one. You got to get a variety of course. A family size one. Yes. So yes, so that's I became British for a second. So that was fun. I'm reading about your granddad, so that's cool. There were some of my granddad's belongings in a box on the landing hallway, including his old Bore Stull Whistle, which used to creep me the fuke out. Some of the stories she used to tell us included the following horrific, bullet-pointed pant-pants shatters. That's a pant-shatter, like you shatter.

Like you shatter pants. I like that. And they gave pant-shatter, like you shatterers. Like you shatter pants. I like that. And they give you bullet points. Oh, you guys are great. A lady dressed in black, walking into her room and disappearing into a cupboard. What? What? Just walking into a room

and then just disappearing into a cupboard. Oh, yes. As one does. As one does. Just sees that walking by. Weird lights hovering above her house on multiple occasions with weird, deep, basic sounds. That was just aliens.

I was gonna say that. No big deal. You've been pro. You've been pro. The epic. Voices whispering in her ear waking her up at night. That used to happen in the Amazon. That was her. That was her.

Brother. That was it. That was it. That was it. That's my kid. That's what that was. Hasn't that happened you went on Puppas before? Whisper's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

My parents' house is like super haunted. Like incredibly so. Drew would like not spend the night with me there. They usually say your name. They would say my name to wake up. It's actually her. It's actually her whispering. And no, it's just her.

It's just her. Maybe. In my sleep and then I'm like, who was that? It's actually her. It's actually her own thing. She's whispering into, no, it's just her. It's just her. It's just her. Maybe in my sleep and then I'm like, who was that? Who was that? No, but it happened in Drewence and I was sleeping and he woke me up and made us leave. He was like, I don't wanna be here anymore. We're going to my house.

We are leaving. And I was like, your house is very far and he was like, I'll drive. I don't care. I literally don't care. Yeah, that house has like vibes, but not bad vibes. Yeah, I feel like it's because we grew up there but other people are like, what the fuck are up

with the vibes here? What are these vibes? Yeah, they're intense. John could handle it, but he was always like, yeah, it's weird here. So yeah, voices whispering in her ear. She woke up one night laying on her back to see a ghostly face hovering directly above her

as if laying on top of her. She screamed and it faded away. It like dissipated from the screen. I just picture this ghost face, and you're like, oh shit. It's like, what? It's important. Consent is important.

It's like, hey. Every round. Every round. Every part of the face. No, there's no bloody polka, guys. Get lost. And he was like, well, go find some of your own mist. Your own mist.

Your own metaphysical being, please. I love that she screamed at it. She was like, whoop, it was God. Shortly before my granddad died, she woke up and there was a cloaked figure leaning over him as he lay asleep. Oh, you mean the grim reaper? I was just gonna say, crawl out the grim Reaper.

He was coming back. That's death. That's literally death. She shouted go away, only for it to look up at her with a contorted demonic face then smiled and disappeared. Welp.

They wrote the grim Reaper was like, oh, well, what's done is done. I'll be back, though. Yeah, I've been sent. See you later. That's creepy. He thought. Oh, there is nothing like the end of a long day,

just going home, crack and open a ginger rail because that's my drink of choice. And heading to the backyard, I love sitting in my backyard. It's so zen. And something that's made it even more zen sitting in my backyard. It's so zen, and something that's made it even more zen is a solo stove. That's right, it's a smokeless fire pit from solo stove, and it makes my out-dirt moments even more memorable. The fact that I consider on the fire and not smell disgusting the next day, that's all that I need,

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you get $20 off when you use promo code morbid. Believe Drew. Believe him. All this was received by me and my brother with wide eyes asking for extra information and more stories, something we always regretted when it started to get dark. I believe that. The realization that we had to sleep in this UK version of Amityville was

terrifying, and we do everything we could to delay going to sleep. We shared a big bed, and nights were passed under the covers, listening to our Sony Walkman's hell yeah. Proback. Talking to each other, playing word games, telling stories, and basically trying to keep ourselves from thinking about the ghosts that were clearly at the foot of our beds about to eat our feet off. I'm terrified. She is gonna leave your scar. I'm just 100% gonna ruin a room. She doesn't have fetal position. Okay, back and forth. Needed the toilet in the night? No, you didn't.

No, you didn't. That's what you did. No, you didn't. You didn't eat your feet. No, you did it. No, you didn't. That's what it was. No, you didn't. You didn't. No, you did it. What do you rather, pee in the bed or walk back on stubs? Yeah, pee in the bed. In the bed, in the bed, in the 100-per-ya. There's plastic sheets.

I like that the worst part about, or the best part about this house and this vacation is the Jail Across the Road. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, right? That's the best part. That would be cool. That would be cool. I'd be like, this is cool. You're gonna go to your 90s house? The one haunted, the one with the Jail Across the road. Oh hell yeah. Yeah right. That's the that would be cool. That would be cool. I'd be like this is cool. You're gonna go to your nanny's house. The one haunted one with the jail across the street. Oh yeah. I love the jail across the street. It's interesting. I'm scared of interesting to see it from the outside. We used to drive past a jail when I lived with Drew. We'd be like, oh look at that.

Like it's interesting. We would drive past it. I'm on the way, John and I used to go to the Celtics games all the time. We had half season tickets and the last row and the entire thing, but it was also casual flex. Casual flex of my last row Celtics. That season season was just amazing. We were flexed, but okay. And it was like half season.

But we got them. We used to go all the time and you go by the jail on the way out. And sometimes like inmates are just standing up and looking at you with their hands under hands. way out. And sometimes like inmates are just like shitting at the way. Looking at you with your hands under his pillow. I would hold my breath. I would not do it. I just did.

I just did. I just love it. She doesn't want to be, you know, taken over by that. Sucked in tight journal. It's like, you know, when you pass a cemetery, kids hold their breath. Mm-hmm. They're supposed to lift your feet too,

but I'm like, how do you do that if you're driving? I thought you'd do that with a railroad truck. And sometimes you can do it if you're'm like how do you do that if you're driving? I thought you do that with a railroad. I can do it in time. You can do it if you're driving. How do you do it if you're walking? Jump the whole way. I'm not gonna let you go. You just levitate. You got it. You guys still levitate?

Okay. Crazy. No, if that's jail had the Craigslist killer in it though. Oh yeah. And it was once and I was like, I thought it's in there right now. Creepy. not anymore. No, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert.

He's not here anymore. So no, you didn't have to go toilet in the middle of the night, go toilet. Because if you went, you were gonna die. I swear. I walked back on nubs. I swear I've developed bladder problems as a result of this flick.

It sounds like you might die for you. Anyway, despite all of these tales beyond creaking floorboards and pipes rattling, neither me or my brother ever actually experienced anything weird in that house until this one night. Well, we were... None of that was weird. That was all...

The whole thing you explained was not the weird part. Those were just pennies from the experience. Oh my goodness. They had an other own experience. I'm sorry, I she shared that with them. Yeah, that was the nice thing I expected of a nanny. That's what Krellia did with children. Yeah.

That's what they're for. I want to be a creepy nanny someday. Oh hell yeah. I'm going to get the shes. She has my nanny there ever was. I'm going to be like, listen to this. I'm so used to living inside of me. I've already a creepy mom.

One of their friends came over the other day and pointed to something and said, that's weird. And my kids were like, that's my mom. That's my mom. Yeah, that's gonna be my life for their, I was like, I'm sorry guys, that's gonna happen to you a lot. Like, I apologize, they're upfront.

But I was like, sorry. So we were a little bit older now. It was around 1993 and I was about 13 and my bro would have been about 11. We had a younger cousin over there too Who was about nine and we all thought it would be real cool idea to have a sleepover in the downstairs living room Nanny was chill with it and took herself off to bed around 10 leaving us to watch trash TV and literally eating every snack available in the cupboards But the lady's a year I know, lady in black. Right?

Eventually, we must have, they just move her off to the side. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's ghosts. Always 3am. Always 3am, the witching hour. After looking at each other in silence for a few seconds, the next thing that happened gives me goosebumps even now thinking about it.

We all heard the noise of what I can only describe as some kind of four-legged beast running super fast across the upstairs landing. Oh, just that. Why do you know that noise? It's a dog. do you know that noise? Do you have a dog? I need to know.

It was so loud, and we tracked it from one corner of the house to the other. All of them? All of them. All of them woke up at the same time, heard this exact noise. And they all thought beast. Four legged beasts.

Not even two. Not three, four. You have to hear it. Yeah, I gotta hear it. Perfect. Is there a ground with me? I wish me. That's what that's.

I feel like it was more like, that was like it beast. So it's four. That just sounds like rain. I recreated that for you. I'm just trying to hear it. You're fantastic. So we're, hold on.

It's a four-legged beast. It's running everywhere. We instantly all shatter ourselves. That's inconvenient. So, it's like everywhere. We instantly all shatter ourselves. That's inconvenient. So, I think you can't go to the bathroom. That sucks. I see. You can put all here the same four-legged beast

and you're all just shitting. That's the same time. The story seems extremely plausible. This is scary. Group shattering. Group shattering. We have group shats. I want a group chat. No, I have left the group chat. I've never group shots. I have never entered the group shot. Okay.

Holina has left the group shot. I was never in the group shot. I did not join. I hate group shots. So I did group shots. There we go. I say four. Oh, they're going to explain it.

Oh, everybody. We should have just run ahead. I have not read this. So I say four-legged because it made the sound a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I say four oh, oh, they're gonna explain it. Oh, everybody. We should have just run ahead. I have not read this

So I say four legged because it made the sound a dog or horse would make when running multiple feet if you get what I mean I got you need okay. Thank you. I have a neighbor about a horse upstairs Yeah, you're like ah Kids are a horse. I'm not sure ah. I think that eight kids are a horse. I'm not sure which one is the best. Every upstairs neighbor has eight kids or a horse. Yeah, and confirm or maybe both. And whatever it was, it was too big as it shook the ceiling. The one like that. The noise was over as soon as it started

and the following silence was deafening. Well, it was the sound of their simultaneously. Shedding. They were like, did we all just shout? Why? The sound of silence. It was garful, Nicole. The sound of shadding.

We were terrified, to say the least, like blood, like blood-colds, brown pants. Like a shit here. Psychologically scared, terrifying. like blood cold, no, like blood cold brown pants. Like a shit here. Psychologically scared, terrifying. I know I know why you picked this. That's a lot poop. I do think poop, that's a very funny poop joke.

I love a good poop joke. We knew Nanny was up there. No way, it could have been her. I am screaming at the thought of your Nanny on all fours, like spreading her out. Your Nanny's wilding out. I'm gonna make them enter the room. Whoa.

That was nanny. But he said no, no way it could have been her. This thing sounded otherworldly, but deep down we were hoping it was her running to the toilet or something. I don't know on all fours. You want that, I don't want that. If you're going on fours, you'll keep it in. It's all haggity.

That makes sense. It's happening. It's like butt-up. Yeah, just putting it up. I don't see any. You can punch the cheeks easier. The dog, oh, there was a dog. The dog was downstairs with us as well.

So definitely wasn't him. After it seemed like a year, but it was probably about two minutes, we agreed we needed to go and check on her. Yeah, go check on Nanny, guys. Like, I'm worried about Nanny. Yeah, she's like alone up there. Like, wow, she's up there. I hope it was her running to the toilet.

So me being the older brother begrudgingly went out the front good for you. Alone? He's like a warrior this one. Wait, did he go with all three if they all like coward by now? And we made our way to the pitch black up the stairs. Our soul's tighter than a mosquito pore. Sea clenching.

UK, like, just like, isms are the best. I want to, like instead of say, like, Arsoles sounds so much better than Arsoles. Arsoles, like you're such an Arsoles. Yeah, it sounds better. I don't believe him. I believe him. We had that level of Arsoles strength.

We wouldn't be in this round panted scenario. We not have a group chat. Yeah, that kind of our soul strength, we wouldn't be in this ground-painted scenario. We're not about to do a group chat. Yeah, that kind of strength. Well, we crept all the way across the landing right along the path this daemon had just thundered across an intonani's bedroom to find her fast asleep in bed. Ah! Literally says that.

It does. We instantly woke her up, and all three of us tried to explain what we'd heard. Poor Nanny is probably like, what the fuck? Like three boys are just like, oh we aren't a four-legged beast. We thought it was you. She's like, yeah. She's like, it was the ghost.

I'm sorry. I was like, that's another Tuesday. But having just woken up a 60-something-year-old lady out of a deep sleep, she didn't have a fucking clue what we were gathering on about. The rest of the night is a bit of a haze. I'm pretty sure we gave up trying to explain and spent the rest of it in her room laying in wide-eyed silence waiting for the ghost killer 3000 aka the sun to appear. I remember nanny kind of laughing it off the next day saying it must have been the house settling or something. Imagine the house settling,

and it's like a four-legged bee. Dude, Ma used to say that all the time though, you'd be like, oh my God, last night I heard this, and my girl would be like, oh, it was just the house settling. Oh yeah, you'd be like, oh, last night I heard somebody like chanting and like backwards, and she was like, that was the house settling. That's just the worst.

She'd go, that's the spirits. Oh yeah, she'd just go, that's just the spirits. You know, always with the finger movement. Yeah, just the spirits. That's just the spirits, you know, like, fine. I don't want that. It was just the fairies. It's fine.

Maw's one with the earth. Yeah. Yeah, how come it's never, that's just the fairies? How come it's always, that's the spirit? If you live with Maw, sometimes it's the fairies. A lot of times it's the fairies if you live with my mom. And I started to believe her. Yeah. I can say any scary noise is the fairies. It's the fairies. And if you listen to our episodes the fairies if you live with my mom and I started to believe her. Yeah, I can say any scary noises the fairies

It's the fairies. Yeah, and if you listen to our episodes about fairies, they're scary the faithful The fay you shouldn't even talk about them. I thought not I don't know knock on what or something what are we supposed to do? The thing was give up our firstborn. I think yeah, I think that's it Be yourself for it. Shout yourself. Well, that's for demons. Oh Confused yeah, but for fairies you pee yourself That's a steady stream of three seconds and first parents you vomit on yourself. That's what you do perfect It's just a lot of bodily thoughts. Just gonna say bodily fluids everywhere. They take care of everything I remember nanny kind of laughing at off saying the house is settling,

but all of us remember this as clear as day. It was no house settling. It was a certified four or more legged hell beast that decided to use the upstairs landing as a 100 meter sprint track. We have never forgotten it and often talk about it. It genuinely was so scary and none of us have ever experienced anything like it since. Eventually we got too old to stay at nanny's house and only saw her at family events. You're not later on to stay at nanny's house. And later on she passed away after a quick illness.

RIP nanny. Aw, I miss nanny. My nanny, like my grandma was nanny too. Yeah. So, we always talk about staying in that house in a jockey kind of way. But the reality is, it was terrifying and that night was test her me into a dark fearing bolts up the stairs at night as if your soul is about to be eaten lights on all the time as mother fucker. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the story of my I always love all these ends.

Anyway, it's my favorite. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the story of my nanny's haunted house, some hell. Keep up the amazing work, never change and keep it weird. But not so weird that your parents ship you off to sleep in a haunted house where ghosts and monsters roam the hallways at night and ensuring you have a permanent fear of the dark, all the shadow of a creepy-ass bore stole. Cheers, Darryl! You can say my name, only the sprinting devil beast is gonna care. And I haven't heard from him in a while. Amazing.

Yes, there's a case I would love you to cover, and I'll cover that. I'll look at that. It's hardly as fuck apparently. Awesome. Thank you, Darryl. That was a crazy story. Thanks for scaring me. And I'm glad you lived through it.

I know, seriously, except I wish you had confirmed what it was. I know, now I really want to know. I'm going to figure it out. I feel like Nanny knew. Nanny, she just didn't want to scare us. It was Nanny. She knew.

I think it was Nanny on our fours. I don't know. I think it might have been Nanny. I think it was a Damon. It was Nanny getting freaky. Oh. You're going to talk to me with your friends. Oh.

Nanny had a friend Nova. I love Nanny. I think Nanny knew though. She totally knew. She definitely knew. Oh, okay. My next one is called Listener Tale. I'm a survivor bitch and you did that man's

Oh the yeet is for you. Always picky yeet. Always picky yeet. First off, you can use my name, which is Amanda. Howdy, LOL. Howdy, howdy, Amanda. I am I also already changed anyone's names. I didn't feel needed recognizing. So thoughtful. I know I love when they do that for us. If this gets long I would say sorry, but I know better than that, huh? I am nothing special when it comes to writing, so bear with me. I beg to differ. I read this already. I have to say, you gals are amazing. I know, I know.

You don't want people bragging on you, but you've earned it. Thanks. I actually got started listening to you guys because of my sister and law Sam. I asked her about places to listen to podcasts, so I could actually listen to Bailey Sarian, our friend, to be honest. I found her dark history, but my sister and La told me to listen to you guys too, and I liked this kind of stuff.

So here I am. I have to listen to every episode, and you two are truly amazing, and help me get through a lot of tough shit. I never thought that a true crime podcast would, who knew? Also, Alina, I'm so sorry about Baba. Oh, thank you. I lost my pug spike at 12 years old as well.

It's heartbreaking because he was also my first kid. And Spike is a great name. I love that for a pug too. I love that. That's so cute. Anyway, on to the story and away from the mushy gushy. I don't need no tears right now. LOL.

So about this title, it sounds just about how I feel. My ex, we will call him rat face. Oh, you dated him too? I didn't. Y'all have to look at that. He was about 14 years older than me. Oh, different one. He was a charmer.

Let me tell you, he was in the military for 18 years with all these amazing tales to tell a girl who idolized the military. At the time, I was a single mom at 24 with a three-year-old. She is my pride and joy. We will call her mighty mouse, just for privacy, of course. I love that. It's adorable.

Can't have those weirdas out there thinking about my baby, you know? I know. There's even some creepy people right beside you on a bus. What happened to you? Talking about you. Right about you. It's you.

She didn't know what was happening. She's making this the reason for us. She knew. I liked that all of her characters are named after mice. I like that a lot. Rat face and mighty mouse. I like it. Damn, you guys made me a girl who was paranoid

damn near certifiable, LMAO. Sorry. So back on track from my little wondering, he knew all the right things to say to my young eager mind. And I was gobbling it up. I was like it was grandma's sausage and Biss gravy like I was great. I'm like I was grandma sausage. Well, he took me out of state for my little small town in the middle of a cornfield in Ohio to places in Missouri, Iowa, Illinois, and it goes on.

Me and my daughter were getting spoiled for months and loving it. So when he asked me to marry him after about six months, I was over the moon. This would all sound great if it wasn't for the title and already knowing this goes bad. I know I'm stressed out. I know the title and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, but we know that she yeeted him at least.

That's true. She yeeted. There's eating. So that's good. It requires a distance of at least 10 feet. So that's good. So that's good. Can't confirm. I look to you 10 feet. So that's good. Ken can eat.

I look to you for this. Just eat it. Just eat it. Ugh, good on you. Do you have to yell, eat? You can't. I'm for added measure. I feel like you should.

I think you should as well. It needs a lot of like, umph and gumption. Yeet. But they said that they're getting ahead of theirself. OK. Now, it should have been a huge red flag planning the wedding because really every decision came down to what rat face wanted. Oh, but he sure did make it seem like it was my idea

to go with what he wanted. Rat face had full say in the end. We ended up getting married where he wanted, with the guests that he wanted, with the dress that he wanted me to wear. What? We got a house in the little town that he wanted, and at first, I was making the decisions for my daughter

because, well, she was mine. But as he put it, uh, Oh, he was the one who said she's yours. Oh, gosh, she's like a red flag. Red flag. Yeah, so he, she made the decisions because she was like, or he was like, she's your daughter. Please don't judge.

This did not all happen at once. Then it became he made the final decisions even when it came to her. The part that was really only upset me because it was all at once instead of spread out was him saying we weren't having kids. Main reason I said yes in the first place. My baby needed a friend, LOL. Let me tell you though, I got a lot of animals out of it. Ten snakes, two more dogs to go with Spike, which we rescued from a puppy mill at four weeks old,

and the mill was shut down. A sugar glider, they are not flying squirrels, okay? I know you were thinking that. I might have been. Four cats and a 55 gallon fish tank. Damn. Let me just say, any time I got the baby blues, or my mighty mouse talked about siblings,

we ended up with a new animal. One more snake. One more snake. Just one more for good measure. One more for good measure. up with a new animal. One more snake. One more snake. Just one more for good measure. One more for good measure. I love it. Just a dash of snake. So instead of going through all that shit,

trust me, you wouldn't want to hear it all. Things went okay for a while. At least the okay that I was used to. We were about three years into our marriage and we make regular trips to Missouri. I was no longer working because he wanted me home with my de-mouse and he was getting enough money from the

government. He liked to say there was a lot wrong with him and he had all these quote-unquote medical issues from serving. If a doctor didn't agree, he found a new doctor. Since I wasn't working, I did the housework, set out his 42 meds in a week containers for him, took care of the animals, took care of my daughter, you know, all the quote-unquote womanly jobs.

Year 4 of our marriage, I was starting to really push for a child and going back to work, hoping Ratface would at least have me have one of the two. Well, that is when I also started getting closer to my mom and hanging out with her like we used to. Suddenly, we started taking more unplanned trips to Missouri. His friend there had 45 acres of land and only 5 of that was cleared out for a house. The rest was dense woods. There were bobcats and bears out there. Many times I would go outside on the porch early in the morning, especially in the winter and see paw prints close to the house. Now that you have a little background, we would go there for 2 weeks at a time. Always coming back just in time for Mighty Mouse's dad

to pick her up for his visitations. On one of those visits, he was pretty mad at me for bringing up having another kid. He decided that me and him needed to take a walk out on the trails while my daughter was sleeping. He wanted to show me this nest that he had found that he thought I might find interesting. My dumbass actually said, okay.

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That's pros.com slash morbid for your free in-depth hair consultation and 15% off. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Anyway, so we are out there and he takes me off the trail a little ways saying it wasn't far. He tells me to close my eyes so that I can be surprised. No, nope, nope, nope. So again, my dumbass agrees.

We walk a little longer and he says, stay right there and then he walks ahead of me to quote unquote, move something out of my way. And then it gets quiet. I open my eyes because I don't hear him. He's gone. I start. That's right there. What?

I start freaking out. I know what's out here. I don't know my way back. I cry for a few minutes and remind myself that I'm a mama and there's a baby that needs me. I start walking the way that I thought I came from. Always looking for the little ribbons that mark different trails.

I'm not sure how long has passed when I finally hear mighty mouse in the distance laughing and I start running. When I come out of those woods, I fall crying and she comes over asking me if I'm okay. I told her yes, mommy just got lost. She laughs and says that rat face said you went for a walk while I was napping. I just smile and tell her yep, but now I need to go get cleaned up. Rat face, I know, isn't this horrible. Rat face comes in while I'm washing my face and tells me that it's easy for me to disappear and no one would know. And then I need to stop talking about having more kids.

That was his way of threatening of punishing her. And showing her that what he could do. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. I, whoa. And that's so scary. A couple days later, we head back to Ohio. That was when I knew I needed to leave, but I figured I'd die there.

That was until my mom had woken up numb from her chest down and couldn't walk. I spent months at the hospital taking care of her from when I dropped my daughter off at school until about midnight or one o'clock in the morning and then woke up and did it all over again. While I was helping her, rat face was telling people that I was cheating on him. I was lying and I was just doing things for money. You name it, he said it,

but I kept pushing ahead and taking my daughter to the hospitals as much as possible. My mom had spinal surgery and then within three months was home. That is when it hit me. My brother, the Marine, was home too and would be able to help me. I left my knee mouse at my mom's house one day

and I went to rat face and told him I wanted a divorce. Hell yeah. I told him there would be no more trips to Missouri and that my brother knew I was doing this. So if anything happened to me, he was there. I am such a people pleaser and a dumbass as we have established here. We're not a dumbass.

That I stayed there six months sleeping on the couch so it wouldn't affect my daughter's school year. You're not a dumbass as we have established. We're not a dumbass. That I stayed there six months sleeping on the couch so it wouldn't affect my daughter's school year. You're not a dumbass. You're a good mom. I was finally able to leave on her last day of school with one suitcase for her and my boat. Her stuff in mine as well. I went back later with my little brother

and got the last of what I needed. He either packed up some of my stuff or left it at my mom's and sold it. Even left my pug in one of the puppies I rescued just outside and crates at my mom's. I heated him so hard and I never looked back. Good for you. I'm sorry this was so long,

I haven't even told anyone most of this since it happened now almost four years ago. I really hope it made sense, it did. I'm not the smartest person, so I know I made a lot of mistakes. You are so smart. You are. You got stuff. You got stuff. You needed to do. Yeah, I got to step doubting yourself. To end on a happy note though, I now have my most daughter and my monster trucker son, who was actually born on the day my divorce was finalized.

He is not rat faces. Yeah. And Ash, I know you will love this part mostly because I also love love. I love love. My fiance and I have been together now for three years. And we like to joke, it is a 22 year old love story in the making. We had crushes, oh, she was right, I am gonna love this.

Oh my God. We had crushes on each other back when we were 10 and things never worked out. We stayed friends throughout the year, lost each other for a little while when our brothers died. They were also best friends. We found each other by chance after divorce,

had Monster Trucker son and are getting married next year. Monster Trucker son. I love that she calls him. I love that you got a brother for a little mighty mouse. I know. I love love. Okay, I will stop renting now, but if you like this one,

I also have not today Satan. You can't have my brother and some kind of curse with me in my vehicle. We would love those. I whenever somebody's like, if you want these, I'm like, give them to you. We always want to go. Just bring it my way. Bring it. Stay weird, ladies, but not so rare that you are brainwashed by a charming ass hat who makes you totally cuckoo not lady till your mom has final surgery and you finally leave because you're sure as hell not going to become bear shit, even though you were dumbass enough to go into the woods to begin with, bye!

That was harrowing. That was. That was, that poor lady. I know, I was like on my, I was like nervous the whole time reading that. And her daughter is like with him too, when that was happening. Right, that's the worst part.

She's alone in the woods and he has her daughter. Right, and she's just like trying to find any mark on her and get back there. That was all just like mama shit. It really was like mama shit getting back to mighty up mighty How's my mouth and I love that the whole time? She was just like mighty mouse like I got to get back there for her Amanda you're the best. This is shocking. Yeah, that was intense. Yeah, that was intense You were very quiet. I'm listening. You're shocking. Yeah, that was intense. That was very intense. That was very exciting. Very quiet. But you would just like,

I'm wondering, this is no laughing matter. I'm gonna sit down and digest this. Well, I'm gonna give you guys a choice for the next one. Ooh, I like to have you guys choose. Should I read Tea Party with my dead great grandmother or my very summer solstice, flesh pedestrian hot spring adventure? It's a choose your own adventure. You can finish office, flesh pedestrian hot spring adventure. It's a choose your own adventure.

You can finish off on the flesh pedestrian. I can't believe questions though about the first one. The Tea Party. The Tea Party. No, the one we just read, rat face and... In Mighty Mouse. Yeah. What are your questions?

She said, how did we miss each other? Because their love stories in a line at the age of 10. Yeah, that's probably why. That's probably... That's probably... Many other people the age of 10. Yeah, that's probably why. That's probably. That's probably, other people at 10? Yeah. Yeah. They just weren't available at 10.

Yeah, what's the word at 10? I just, not familiar with the dating practices in Missouri, but they're starting a little young. That is pretty young. They had crushes on each other at 10. So maybe they like found that out later. I'm not sure. Because they found each other later.

It is. I also love the way everyone knows they have to give like a 34 word sentence at the end on the sign off. Oh yeah. We've got it. You've got to. Or some people will just say take it away, Ash. When they let Ash come up with it.

But that makes me a little bit nervous because I'm on the spot. I like when they write it in their for me and I can just read it really fast. I just read it fast. Yeah. It's kind of fun. Like it's a game between the listener and the host.

Like they fluid in one breath, and I see both of you like, yeah, you gotta, oh, let's go. It's fun, it's a lot. It's a lot. You gotta have good lungs, you do, in here. All right, so I will read, what is this one called?

Tea party with my dead great grandmother, and we'll finish out on the flesh pedestrian. Hell yeah, how will we do that? This is a quick one, the Tea Party one. And it's so sweet. Do you want me to read the Tea Party one? Oh, yeah! Will you?

Yeah, sure. Here, I'll give you this. Hello to my two fav weirdos. Hello. Hey! I'm going to do a quick love sash just because that's who I am and I can't stop myself from doing it. Okay, I love you all so much.

Please never stop doing what you're doing. We don't plan to. No plans for that. No plans for that. Thank plans. Thank you for that. Only plans to continue. Congratulations. You get sheen out today. I have severe anxiety and you would think listening about serial killers and ghosts and goals would be upsetting but when you're a fellow weirdo such as myself, your podcast has kept my mind busy in time so that I've needed my mind to be busy. So thank you for being my friends that I've never met but very much hope to meet someday also a quick side note

I'm a fellow mass host so what's up? Yeah Let another soul yeah me too and another side note. Yes, you can use my names my name homies Thanks homie Okay, bad it's a pretty name homie homie Okay, okay bad intro Oh We we we got old souls coming out everywhere. Oh, shantai.

OK, bad intro, but let's get into it. I think that was a great intro. I do too. My mom has told me the story a couple of times, but I can tell it freaks her out, so she doesn't tell it to me often. When I was just a precious babe, a five-year-old, I had a younger, less precious of a babe, sister who was in diapers, and an older sister,

definitely not precious, but we still love her. At this point, we were living in a very old house. My dad, who's retired now, is a police officer at the time, and had to go to court during the day because of a case he had. Normally, my dad worked the four to twelve shift, so my mom took care of us this day. My mom was flustered trying to change my little sister's diaper and get my sister and I wrangled up to go to my grandmother's. My older sister, who had been eight at this time,

was running around the house while I was upstairs and refused to come down. My mom repeatedly kept calling my name. Abby, get down here, we need to get going, but I wouldn't come down. She kept getting my baby sister changed and ready for the day while my older sister kept running around, only making a more hectic for my mom.

My mom continued to call and call my name until she finally yelled up the stairs in a stern voice, Abigail, what are you doing? It's time to go. Lina, why do you look like you've lived this? I'm like, I'm going right into the scene right now. I'm like spinning my hair like, oh my God. That literally happened this morning. It's like, I'm like. my hair like, oh my god, that literally happened this morning. This is just like, it's like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm getting three girls ready. Alina's just like twitching. I'm like, did I write this? This is truly the morning that we have. They're having downed. Literally, I'm like, wait. Well, she was very busy.

She yells back down, mom, I'm having a tea party with Tiger and Mumum. Oh. If you've never seen winning the... Oh, Tigger. Oh, Tigger. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Tigger was a Tiger. It was a Tiger. So there you go. And Mumum, if you've never seen Winnie the Pooh, there was a character named Tigger, which we had a big stuffed animal of, and Mumum was my great grandmother. Oh. That I'd never met at five years old. I didn't even know her name or had heard of her. My mom immediately thought, what the f? And rightfully so.

And then she realized the date. It was my great grandmother's birthday. I'm so happy that you read this one because I picked this one, knowing that you would love it. Oh, I love it. I'm freaked out. This girl is upstairs having a party with Tigger

from Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. And her great grandma that you, great grandma that she never met. A birthday tea. It's better than a scale tone. It's better than scale tone. It's way better than scale tone.

I don't know. Nothing's really bad in scale tone. I know. Scale tone really is the pinnacle of the key. Truly MVP. As he's known now, though. Scale tone. is the pin of M.D. Truly M.D.V. As he's known now though. Scale Milliken, she learned how to say it. She learned that wall wall button.

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I'm telling you about it. Like what are you growing and learning? Get up here. Get away from me. How about we digress? We digress. My mom did make a big deal of it to me at all. We carried on with our day.

But it just goes to show you our loved ones. 100% come to visit us. Maybe we can't see them in our older age, but I'm a friend, from believer, our younger ones can see more than we can. 100%. I totally agree with this. Yeah.

100%. Yes. And trust me when I say, I have some wild stories from that house. The house is built in the 1800s, and we're now all in our late 20s and 30s. And remember seeing a woman in a very old, timey dress and bonnet on her head,

coming next to us in our beds, while we slept. Oh, she was just tucking you in. I don't love that. I don't love that either. Yeah, that's not my favorite. So just remember to always keep it weird, but not so weird that you have a tea party with your dead great grandmother and a stuffed animal.

I think I want to keep it that weird. I was gonna say, I kind of want to keep it that weird. I'm interested in keeping my grandmother coming in have a tea party with me on her birthday. Absolutely. I'm always on for a party. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, you want some Earl Grey? What's your green girl?? Yeah, what you do with English breakfast? I have a technical question for you though, okay, because these things you're the experts as I'm listening to these things. I'm learning that Ghost don't like moving into new homes No, because they live there first is that the rule? Yeah, oh, there's no Post you were in because I don't think this mum mum lived in that house mum mum, Well they can travel anywhere they want. They can travel.

Yeah. But why don't they travel to new new construction with Google? How come I never read that in the classified? Because they don't have that on Zillow. You know, just built, haunted. Haunted. New family already moved. I'm going to be already live there.

Yeah. But you're welcome to move into. Okay. Ghost family is only living old homes. Maybe there is a ghost Zillow and we don't know because we're not ghosts yet. Oh. That would be a cool thing. Ghost Zillow. Oh there is a ghost as a low and we don't know because we're not ghosts yet. Oh. That would be a cool thing. Ghosts a low.

Oh my goodness. Maybe it needs a cooler name. It has to be a hundred year old at least home to qualify probably. Then there's why do they all show up in like old timey clothes? Like everyone always asks, like why does the no go show up

and just say say like it's pretty bitch and they're wearing like flare leg jeans. That's another question. Do you think that's gonna happen in like 15 years or 20 years? Oh, when I die, I'm 100% gonna like go around and scare everybody. Oh, she's gonna fall, she's gonna say it.

It's pretty much. She's on. But that's not gonna happen, because you'll get there and there'll be like here. Wardrobe. And there's only frilly dresses with hats. Oh, there's wardrobe. Oh, yeah.

I think so. They're like, welcome. You now have to wear old-timey clothes. Yeah, that's the wardrobe. Yeah. Me and Shina would get a good wardrobe. 100%. We. They're like, welcome. You now have to wear old-timey clothes. Yeah, this is the wardrobe. Yeah. Me and Shina would get a good wardrobe. 100%.

Yeah. We need hair, makeup, and wardrobe. Thank you. I would fully go back to like 16, 90 days. I love you. I love you. It'd be like a busted ass witch. I love it.

A busted ass witch sign. I love it. That's what I want. There's a whole wardrobe for busted ass witch. You're getting your pick up a few outfits. That's what I want to be. And that's what I want to haunt. Let's go I was. There's a whole wardrobe for Boston Aswitch. You get your pick of a few outfits. That's what I want to be, and that's what I want to haunt. Let's go for it. I don't want that.

I want to be like a Vogue Aswitch. Thank you for Vogue Aswitch. Me and Sheenar are going to go to the Vogue Aswitch. Yeah, you get any tales from your listeners saying, oh, I was a very poorly dressed high schooler, and then this ghost came to me and helped me figure out my style. I haven't thrown yet, but there might be one in there.

So there's an opening. Yeah, you're saying there's an old market. Yeah, me no one has a ghost ghost. Ghosts somewhere else. Untap. Maybe. I don't know. You guys will find a ghost.

None of the apps are live-seeing there. Hopefully not soon. Hopefully not soon. They're all at my good ghostella festival. Ghostella? Yeah. I want to go to Ghostella. Two.

Let's go. Ghostella? Not too soon. Yeah, let's manifest anything right now. Yeah, no going to do that. Anyway, moving on. I did enjoy that. You got to read.

That was such a good one. I can kind of read. That was a good podcast, boys. I feel. You do. All right, let's talk about flesh pedestrian. Yeah. What is that?

It's a band. You'll find out. Which should be a band. Good band name, I call it. So trigger warning for this one right off the bat. Flesh pedestrians are skin walkers. And I know some people get freaked out when people when we talk about those.

And I totally understand it. I respect it. So just know right now, this is a story about flesh pedestrians. Oh, and this person, skin walkers, sorry, are like people, can you, I can't, it's hard to explain. They're not nudists.

They're not, they're like a person. Something tells me this is not that humorous. Yeah, these are, so flesh pedestrians are like, people, not people, things that use a human form, suit essentially to trick people. Aha! They're maybe so scared of this one. You thought that was your neighbor.

But they do scary, like fucked up shit. They're like really scary. So people are in my ignorance. And I believe in a lot of cultures, skin walk, excuse me, flush pedestrians, I'll try to not say the word. Flush pedestrians are like a very real thing and very scary, so people like get even just the mention

of the name can be like, like very triggering. This person that has been nice enough to replace all the times that we would say, and I'm sorry, I'm about to say it's less dead. We go with F-P. With flush pedestrians. But we can say flush pedestrians. It just rolls out at the time.

Yeah, it does. Somebody on Twitter came up with it, and I lulled for like, it was a funny way to say it. So they said, is this like a Voldemort thing? Kind of like he. Sure, yeah. A key. A key.

A key. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like that. Yeah. So this person said, I sent a previous email containing this story, but I replaced all the times person said, I sent a previous email containing the story, but I replaced all the times I said SW with flush pedestrian, and they said which was a genius idea on Yalls part, and on a reread made this story hilarious.

So we can't take credit for that because it was not us. It was not us. It was someone on Twitter, but that person is a genius. I'll try to find that person. I know. We liked it and retweeted it, so it's got to be somewhere. We'll try to send you out. You just sent you out.

Gmail us if it was you. Yeah, or just on Twitter tag us and be like, that was me. It was me, because I want to give you credit, because it was hilarious. So the first time I wrote this, I also didn't have my meds because the pharmacy near me was out, and I debated editing my first email further, but decided, nah, this is gold. And I figured you two would enjoy it as well. We do. So here it is again with just the flesh pedestrian edits.

I love y'all so much. My name is Jonesy. They then pronouns please, and it's pronounced like the last name Jonesy, but Jones with an E sound at the end. It Jonesy, it sounds like Jonesy. Jonesy. Just like I wrote it above, it's the same. It's like Jonesy.

And I've been listening to your podcast for a few years, Q Underwater Microphone Flashbacks. Love, love, love. And y'all, still my favorite podcast to listen to. I recently got diagnosed with ADHD, and I'm raw-dogging, writing this email without my meds, because apparently there's an Adderall shortage, and I'm lucky enough to live in a college town. Wow. That's why there's an Adderall shortage.

Exactly. So, sorry if this there's an utter all shortage. Exactly. So sorry if this seems a little scattered. But after last week's what listener tell about the flesh pedestrian encounter on a mountain back road, I needed to share my story with you. Attached as a putt of a, which this story would this story, because you all understand the appeal of 12

point font and double spacing. Yeah, we do. Yes, we do. Anyways, some are solice, flush pedestrian encounter at a hot spring in Utah. Can confirm. Em, it was the summer of 2018, and I had gotten really into hiking. I know fresh airs for dead people.

Have I learned my lesson? Absolutely not. I want to know what makes people get into hiking. Fresh air, I think. You could just sit outside. Walking. Walking exercise. Naked hiking is not for me.

It's not for me. No, it's not for me. So just any kind of getting up and everything. Coming across a doe, seeing animals. You could do that at the zoo. In the tweeter you have the bird. I don't even enjoy that. Smelling a spring. You don't even enjoy that. Smelling a spring.

You don't think you're attempts at converting your into a milk tea? Sniff your water bottle. Let's just go for a start. Coffee shop around the corner. It hiked a lot. You always finish here. You always finish a hip with a coffee.

I start my morning with a coffee too. I don't even have to hike. And end with coffee. It's a cell coffee. Sometimes I hear that along the trail, there's like a big stack of vogue magazines. That's not true. Not true.

I think that might go through my house. For me too. All right, well browsingaltrails.com for some cool spots to check out, and know that existed. I came across fifth water hot springs, also called Diamond Four hot springs. I might go if it's called diamond four hot springs.

There you go. And I believe it has a few other names. I digress. I was living in Salt Lake at the time, and it was about an hour and a half drive to the trailhead. But I couldn't think of a more perfect witchy thing to do than hike some hot springs on the eve of summer solstice and bathe in the moonlight in some gorgeous ass hot springs

at the base of this gorgeous ass waterfall. They sold it. That is pretty witchy. That's what you love about. Are you a hiker now? Not a hiker, unless there's a hot spring in the mall. A bay that's hot spring on a summer solstice eve. Only on summer solstice.

Or in moonlight. There you go. I invited my friend, Dee, will call her, and she invited her friend, AJ, will call her. Long subplot in a long story short, we got the trail, got to the trail later than expected because summer afternoon traffic through Salt Lake and Provo is a fucking nightmare. We start hiking and the trail is about two miles long.

Short incline, nothing crazy. However, AJ was wearing sandals, even though I definitely advised against it more than once because I am a cappercorned and you bet I brought hiking shoes, water shoes, a dry change of clothes, plastic bags for my wet clothes, and anything else I could think of. And I don't understand why they didn't do the same amateurs, geez, I get that. That's spoken like a true Capricorn. And I didn't understand why they didn't do that too.

Do you know how many times a day I say I don't understand why you don't think the way that I do or do the things that I do? It happens all the time. I give you your new mantra all the time. That's because Virgo's and Capricorns are pretty similar. We get it. I get it. We're like, why don't you think that way? I don't know what's wrong with you. You have the organization part that a Gemini doesn't have. There you go. Yes. Okay. So we're all kind of like linked together, but you guys have like the key points that I'm missing because I'm a chaos fueled individual. That's true. A chaos too. Absolutely. We're really good at this.

Chaos, pure chaos. Maybe I should start a strategy show. We always 100% chaos. Is that what I bring to people? Leo, he's 1000% chaos. You're a chaotic person, but Leo's aren't super chaotic. Just like a dap. Just like a pretty organized, but they like to be leaders.

Yes. He's a leader in chaos. There you go. Okay, there you go. I like that. Everyone smash your microphones and create, do it. Do it. What is an Aries?

What, tell me more about Aries. I just wanna know, come here. Okay, now you're stressing me out, but Aries are putting you on the phone. Aries can be a little bit rigid and like in their ways. They're also, they tend to be know-it-alls, but they are fun to hang out with in that they're pretty easy to hang out with.

I like that. It's like fun to work out with quietly. Yeah, that's the thing. Yes, because actually what we do, so it makes sense. Anyway, hiking the trail takes us a little longer than I was wanting to slash expecting, because we had to take quite a few breaks for AJ to get rocks out of her stupid sandals.

I feel so hard on this. I'd be like, why did you wear a five sandals? I would be the one wearing sandals. We'd leave you in the hot spring and be happy. Yeah, it would be so happy and hot spring. Let's go. So by the time we reach the actual hot springs, the sun has set and it is dark, but Holy cow was a beautiful. The emerald green and blue pools illuminated by the moonlight, the rush of the waterfall

in the background, and the steam from the pools rising up to evaporate with the stars looked like something straight out of a fairy tale. I'm going to go to this place. What a scene you just set. The story finished, then you say, you still want to go to this place. I think it sounds. Remember how we started? Delightful.

It does. Remember how we started? Delightful. It does. James, he set a real beautiful scene. Yeah, and James, not B.A.J. We'll find out. They are really leading us into there. They're being a flush pedestrian right now. A group was leaving right as we got there, so we took their spot in what happened

to be the biggest and deepest pool of them all, which was a total score. But remember this detail for later. We set our stuff on a Neavri Rock, stripped down to swimsuits, and dove in. After a little convincing from D&A J that we weren't in trouble, that we wouldn't be in trouble, I wasn't a rule breaker. What can I say? Yeah, you're a capricorn, of course not. I take my top off and we take some rad pictures using D's underwater flashlight and kickass camera. Attached as one of the safe work pictures

because I felt like a goddamn mermaid and that should be treasured. I love Joe's face. You look like a goddamn mermaid. I want to see this picture. We can show you. We have to. They're at the bottom.

During this time, I was aware of my sexuality but hadn't quite embraced it or was sure exactly what it was. I was bisexual, non-binary, in the same way that a loa- is it La Croix? Was it La Croix? La Croix? La Croix? La Croix! He gave that. He gave that. So La Croix. La Croix. That sounds better. It does. Then La Croix. I think it is technically supposed to be pronounced La Croix. There you go.

So I was bisexual non-binary in the same way that a liqueur kind of tastes like a whisper of a strawberry, but you're still not entirely certain. That's a great way to explain this. And you nailed that. That really was like, ooh, the lemon cello flavor, that was my favorite. It's good. But that night made me a little more sure that my strawberry whispers of queerness were real because my chats with my friends and I figured out I definitely had a crush on AJ who later was actually the first girl that I kissed so

hey ya! You kissed her girl and you liked it. But Jonzy also said AJ was an idiot for Wayne Sandals. That's true so it was like a complicated relationship. There's no meaning leaning into this. They are. Maybe AJ is a Gemini and this is just proof that Capricorns and Gemini's can work out. There you go.

They appreciate both of that. That's right. Oh, maybe A.J. is an F.P.S.W. Uh-oh. Well, this all sounds like a magical summer solstice, am I right? It really does. Until. What could possibly go wrong?

FW. I mean FW, F-F-F-P's. F-F-P's. And the pool above us is a guy that keeps telling people to turn off their flashlights, which was valid because it ruined the view of the stars. And he also kept saying, nice night, isn't it? Like a Skyrim NPC who just says that on a loop when you accidentally get too close. So basically they're saying like, this is not a human.

I got it. Non-player character. Oh. Oh, look at you. That was like a good dictionary over there. So you know when you go and you play and they have these like computer characters. That's why it's on the loop every time you go to that guy. He's just. You're not f you're flat. You got slides because he doesn't have any of the nice night. Isn't it? Because he's not a person. I like that comparison. You're really good at comparisons, Jonesy. I like it.

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And before I could say no sweet D says no worries. That's fine me and China no D. Yes worries. It's not fine And that is definitely me no D. Yes worries. It's not fun. No, I love yes worries. The problem is you get nervous and you say yes because you don't want to offend somebody, even if you don't want them to be there. You're like, okay, sure.

Ashtray. And it's not. Oh, I was just gonna say in this, you just read my mind. I was gonna say in this moment, I need to know a few panic order. Do you ever get to like, the drive-through or like up to the window where you're gonna order something?

And you knew in your head what you were gonna order before, but then the person says, like, hi, how are you? And you go, I'll just take like a venti chai with skim milk and dogs. Two pop cups, please. I am past the point in my life where I panic order, but I do make other people order first

to buy myself more times. So remember, was it on the way to Salem? Why do you order something? Oh no, I was in Salem. It was in Salem. She comes out of a shop after using the bathroom, and she's holding an ice coffee, and I'm so sorry, she goes,

I literally don't know what this is, I ordered it. I was like, I'll take a little, little, little, little, little, and then he handed to me and I was like, I don't know what I asked for I ordered it. I was like, I'll take a, and then he handed to me and I was like, I don't know what I asked for. And it was what I wanted. And it was what happened to us the first time we all met. And I had to drink that bizarre concoction. Oh yeah.

And I didn't know what it was and I didn't want to drink it, but I didn't want to tell them that that's not what I ordered. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Start it off that way. Start it off that way. No, you're just a people pleaser

because you knew what you ordered. You just didn't get what you ordered. But this is promising for you. It is. There's hope. You can get there. You will just make other people order first, but you want to. I'm afraid.

I love that. Well, you know what, D? Yes, worries. It's not fine. No, you guys, oh, it's all fun in games until a ghost boy gets into the hot pool when they could be put in the pool. I'm saying. I want to go say. I immediately put my top back on, and over the next 10 minutes, this dude without saying anything

to us keeps getting closer to us than the pool. It was like I'd look away from him and when I'd glance over, he'd be closer. As he gets closer, I obviously grow increasingly uncomfortable, but not in the same way. Not in the same way I felt uncomfortable when I thought a dude was following me home. It felt different, scarier. I started to keep him in my eyesight, and from far away I could see who was wearing glasses. But now that I can make out more features, I noticed that his glasses were very crooked, and they were really far down on his nose, almost to the point where they were teetering falling

off. Like there was no way he could actually see clearly out of them. I wear glasses, I would know. Then I looked younger. As I looked longer, I saw that his eyes were tiny, just little tiny black dots just poked into his face. Gross. Perfectly round, just like-

It's just computer generated. He's just computer generated. Perfectly round and they were crooked too. His mouth was definitely the worst. It was drooping to one side and the other side looked abnormally wide and high. This happened when the last one centered him on this and two more time warp.

I bet he feels great right about this. These red pedestrians just don't know how to do the mouth. They don't know how to get dressed. They don't know how to do the mouth. They don't know how to get dressed. They don't know how to do it. It's all like the finishing touches. They just don't know how to do. They're not closers.

He has, they are not closers. You're right. Always be selling for closing. He had very thin lips as I kept looking. That bothers me. He had very thin lips as I kept looking. I saw that none. I just like, I don't know what it is saying.

He had very thin lips. Freeze me out. Why do you say making a thin lip face? Because I feel like my body just sucks my lips in. Like, I'm gonna have nightmares. The flesh pedestrian situation. I've never seen a flesh pedestrian until now. But you're picturing me now.

I'm gonna have nightmares. Why? Well, and as I kept looking, I saw that none of his features looked quite right at all. His skin on his chest, arms and hands looked like it was stretched too tight, and it would rip at any moment. And his fingernails were like three inches long.

I shit you not. He had a crilix. Whoa. His fingernails were three inches long, my dudes. That's really good on a crilix, okay. He must have. His hair is skin-opened. Oh, it really tight skin.

Yeah, it's just a flesh- That's why he has nothing left for the lips. Because he's just tearing the chin. That's probably it. That's all that's left. It just stretches. How is it going to acquire skin? Pieces of skin.

You can't know. We need to talk to Buffalo Bill about that. I think. Yeah. So he must have noticed me staring. And he said, have you girls ever been here before? I quickly said, yep, we come here all the time. He was quiet for a moment before saying, yep, I've been coming here every night for the

past 10 years. I was raised close to these mountains. I noticed that AJ and D had gotten very quiet, and none of us responded to him. The quiet felt heavy, and I was suddenly aware that most of the other groups had cleared out. We sat in silence exchanging glances until two people from the pool below us climb up the trail and ask if they can join us for a minute while there are other two friends finish making out.

I say sure, and use this as an opportunity to try to tell D and AJ that I want to go soon. The couple who finish definitely more than just making out, climb up the hill to meet their friends and the group leaves. Silence again. Suddenly in sync. It didn't use that as the opportunity to leave. Come on.

Yeah, like we came with them, got to go, bye. Like, oh, our friends are leaving, bye. I know, because you also have to hike down. Yeah. Suddenly in sync without saying anything, I thought it was in sync for a second. Suddenly ends sync appeared. It was like, oh, really? The three of us stand up and skirt past weird dude, weird glasses dude, grab our shit and head down to the lower pool. Ready to get the fuck out.

Quickly, right, it says ready, go get the fuck out. Quickly start changing. And AJ does the same. D, D then asks if we can take a few pictures of her really fast, since she's been the one taking the pictures of us. Well, I feel like this is not the time. I feel like no Dee. Yeah, that's positive. Photos here while this is like a photo. Not for the gram today.

Not for the gram, Dee. You can't pass up. I was just going to say so. Ash is Dee. Ash would be like, I think we have time. Good lighting. I look good in the mood. I found my light.

Well, not trying to be a bitch and also trying to not to sound paranoid. I ask AJ to take the pictures, but to please fucking hurry. I'm ready to go. So I decide to keep lookout and make sure that dude doesn't follow us. I keep my flashlight on the trail

and the pools above us. Then out of fucking nowhere. Without a sound, I see this fucking guy. Crawl like a spider up and over the rocks above the pools and disappear into the trees. Let me be clear, this motherfucker crawled on all fours within human speed, defying gravity, up the rocks above the hot pots and disappeared. I can tell that she is scared, so I do want to interrupt this moment and say that all I can picture is Edward Colin from Twilight eating himself into the trees. Do you feel that? Hold her tight, spider-bunkey.

Okay, I feel better. Yeah, can I keep her changing my visual? We're changing the vibe of that whole story. We are now in Forks. We are now in Forks Washington. I'm about to have a love scene. Yeah, you know what, we're back now. We're changing the vibe of that whole turn out in Forks. We turn out in Forks Washington. About to have a love scene. Yeah, you know what, we're back now.

Without taking my eyes off of where I saw him last, I am firmly near shouting, telling AJ, indeed, a hurry the fuck up, we need to go now. Are they still taking pictures? Oh, yeah, I feel like they didn't see that. They didn't see those Spider-Man. I hear Spider-Man. I hear Dee clearly freaked out, ask.

Did you see that too? Over and over again. AJ, who apparently didn't just see this golem looking-ass mother fucker climb up into the rocks, is asking us why we're acting weird and to stop because we're scaring her. I keep repeating that we need to go and again, without taking my eyes off the rocks, grab a nearly empty glass bottle that someone left and hold the neck ready to break it over this thing's head and keep cutting. But on another note, don't fucking litter, and don't leave glass around areas where people might be barefoot, that's a dick move.

Right, that is. D runs around me. Don't run around me. D runs ahead of me. I run after her and AJ follows behind us. We pass the pool, and we pass the first pool, we were in and guess what we see? Fucking weird glasses guy sitting in the same spot like he hadn't moved. And as we run past him He says have a nice night ladies. I go into full on sprint and we've we fucking start booking it two miles back to the car

Because her stupid sandals again. And because she did not see what drew it and what DNI did, otherwise she would have been acting a little different. We had to stop a few times for AJ. Each time I shine the flashlight on the trail behind us to make sure we weren't being followed and each time I saw nothing. We finally make it back to the car and as I'm scrambling to unlock it, guess who walks out from the trail? That's right, weird glasses guy. He isn't wearing shoes or shirt and I see him start looking around. We get in the car and without waiting for anybody to buckle up, I throw my shitty Chevy AVO into reverse and we fly out of there. I had the GPS direction saved because I knew

there wouldn't be cell reception, just Capricorn things. Very much so. Without stopping, I pulled them up while I lay on my horn to warn oncoming deer of my vehicle's approach. That was a very respectful. For the deer? My good job warning the deer. AJ keeps asking what the fuck has happened and de-explains that she saw the guy with the glasses crawl up over the rocks and disappear. I interject here.

I interject here and there with I kept my eyes on where he went the whole time. There's no way he could have gotten back in that same spot. And did you see that he came right out after us? I kept looking behind us and I definitely wouldn't have seen him if he was that close. What have seen him? What have seen him if he was that close? All while honking and trying to steer clear of wandering deer. After a thank God we're alive pit stop at the first McDonald's we see back in civilization. We make the long drive back to Salt Lake City. Or Salt Lake. Salt Lake City. Salt Lake. Occasionally recounting what happened, trying to make sense of it all.

A few days later I told my friend, slash gateway weirdo, who recommended your podcast to me. See it all circles back. She even warned me of the underwater audio and assured me that it got better. Without missing a beat she said, dude, that was definitely a flesh pedestrian. I had never actually heard of a flesh pedestrian before, so she gave me a thorough education about them and their prevalence here in Utah. Check out Trigger Warning, Not censored, Skinwalker Ranch, and Skinwalker Stories about Utah's West Desert if you wanna scare yourself.

Skinwalker Ranch is one of the scariest things that I have ever looked into. I actually want to cover that on the podcast. I also actually want to go. And we will. Watch us have it. What is happening? We'll take you guys with us.

We'll take you guys. But you wanna come? I have Jax. I have Jax. I have Jordy Rose. I since then have also concluded that that was definitely a fush for the rest of the years. And I am lucky to be alive.

No big deal. Wait, do they eat people? Maybe they do bad things. Like bad things. And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where?

And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? And then where? I love the part about young love. Yeah, right? You don't even see even though had this Nejje around who almost caused life. Yep.

Still said, hey, let's make out. Yes, but it wasn't that day. Right. Oh, I understand now. But we don't know. Maybe this was the first time in a long time that the McDonald's milkshake machine was working and they shared a milkshake and that's

what makes Larry. If you know what I think happened. I thought it that's what makes Larry. I thought it happened. I thought it was the night it happened. I didn't realize. Josie didn't clarify. It didn't clarify so it could have happened. Also, Jonesy has been back at those hot springs a few times. Of course.

But I always go during the day and I have a greater respect for the mountains and the creatures that reside within. Thank you for reading all of this. And remember to keep it weird, but not flesh pedestrian glasses dude weird. Never that weird. Love Jonesy. PS. I would love if you guys did an episode about these things.

The lore and history is so fascinating and you can find so many stories. Definitely creepy though. And we'll give you similar if not worst TVGBs than the Black Eyed Children. Okay, love you by the pics because it did happen. The Instagram pics.

Yeah. Jonesy, I love your hair. I also love your tats. I don't mind going there during the day. That looks wonderful. It looks absolutely beautiful. And thank you for the pics because now I really believe it happened.

Picks or it didn't happen. Picks or it didn't happen. Jonesy, that was nice to see. It's all thanks to D. It's all thanks to D. It's all thanks to D. It's all thanks to D. It's all thanks to D. It's all thanks to D. It, it's an open. All of a sudden, there's a lot of pictures of D with Spider-Man. Right. If you could see Spider-Man in the background just clinging to a rock, honestly.

I wish they got a picture of the Flash Pedestrian. I know. I wonder if they show up on film. I don't know. Well, they're not vampires. We'll have to cover that when we do an episode of them. I know that this is just a normal query. Yeah.

You think Flash Pedestrian show up on the photo of that paranormal person who has show up. You never know. I don't know if they show up on film, but my phone is digital. I guess they don't show on film, but they do show on digital. Maybe.

We can't be sure. I don't know. We'll find out. If you film at 120 frames per second, 240 doesn't work. And it has to be at 3 a.m. Always. Definitely. Well, let you know in a few years. We will.

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