Morbid - Morbid Soup Dissects Jennifer's Body

Episode Date: January 6, 2020

It's a special Morbid, guys!! Today we collaborated with two of the most beautiful humans on this floating rock, Caleb and Bri from Horror Soup! In this crazy episode, we chatted about one of the most underrated films of all time, Jennifer's Body.  That's right, get ready for some 2009 realness with Megan Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried and a sneak appearance by Chris Pratt!  This, is Morbid Soup. Special thanks to Caleb for editing this whole thing! He is a true Earthly hero! Follow HorrorSoup on IG @HorrorSoupPodcast Find them anywhere you stream podcasts! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Alena and I'm Bree and this is morbid soup. Woo! Oh my god this intro is gonna be lit. Let's see. I'm going to finish and this is what I'm going to do. We have our ways, we have our own way. And this is what I'm doing. Well, you know, back in my fucking day. I did not know you were going to put that in the end and I'm cry laughing. That was amazing. Wow, that was everything right in this world. Oh my god. Well, hello everybody.

I'm Caleb from Horosoup, I have Bri here. Yeah, I am from Horosoup as well. We have better people here. We have a select two of people that are way better than us. Oh my god, the note wrong. Not even. Incorrect. You pressed an incorrect key.

We delete backspace. So guys, do you want to say where you're from? I don't think anyone knows who you are. We happen to be morbid. Or morbid as fuck and we're from morb I don't think anyone knows who you are. Um, we happen to be morbid. Or morbid as fuck and we're from morbid, a true crime podcast. Exactly. A morbid HQ. That's Alaina and I hear a mash.

I hear a mash. We're both from morbid. We're both of the morbid persuasion. Yes persuasion. I almost said gender. We're both of the morbid gender. I guess this is going to be like a strange episode for all of your fans because I guess like you guys have done movies on Patreon but-

We have. Yeah, that's true. I thought well we released the Ted Bundy one for everybody I think right? Oh yeah, we did a review of Ted Bundy. I was going to like ask have you guys like ever done a movie on your like main series but Caleb just answered that question for me So So fine there you have it

So there you have it folks. We are discussing a very very interesting movie from like all of our childhoods Elena didn't see it in theaters though. I didn't lame. Yeah, like fuck me, right? But it's also very concerning that we did see it in theaters because I was fucking 12 years old when this movie came out. I was 11. I snuck my ass into that theater like the bad little bitch I was. Wait a second, so was I like 20 fucking two? You're 10 years old, yeah you were.

You were 22. Whoa. This just brought me right down to reality real fast. Wow, you were a whole last mom basically. Oh So fucking Jennifer's body this this actually holds very near and dear to my heart dude Okay, I was so worried that I was gonna like cuz I remember fucking loving this movie And I even watched it a few times like after I got the DVD and I was so worried It's been fucking years since I've seen it.

I was so fucking worried that I wasn't gonna fucking like it anymore. But I still love this fucking movie. That's exactly how I felt. I was so nervous I was gonna watch this again and be like, what is happening? It stood the test of time. I do have to say. There's like one scene where I'm like,

but other than that, I'm like, no, this is fucking gold. It's still great, yeah. I think it's even better than the first time I watched it honestly, like, or the first like, I watched it like 15 times when I was like 11. Yes, 100%. Were you still like watching it sleepovers? Yeah. Oh my god, this movie so badass.

It's definitely a sleepover movie. This is a girls night movie, honestly. It is. Oh, for sure. Oh, definitely is. Yeah, Caleb was there my first girls day that I ever threw oh, yeah Yeah, oh my god. I love that. It's an honorary girl. I love it. Caleb's my bottom bitch Welcome to the girls room

So Jennifer's body came out in 2009 it is fucking geek 2009 and me and Alayna both wrote down the same thing this movie This is probably known by like everyone but us but Jennifer's body was written and produced by fucking Diablo Cody Crazy when Elena told me that I said who's that she sure did. Oh my god. Thank you so much me and Bri have realized that we're the same and Elena Caleb are the same 100% dude. It's like looking at a fucking beer. Yeah, he said that and I was like dude a lot of like Juno's cast is in this movie But I didn't think anything of it and he was like Diablo Cody and I was like who? No, no, no, no, no, that's not that's not what you said hold on Bree said. Oh, I thought a girl wrote this and I was like yeah, yes, she did Amazing when you hear like when you hear Diablo like has the O ending, it's true.

I could see that. People with O's are kind of male. In the, if you're speaking Spanish, if it's ending with an O, then it's a dude, right? That's true. I am not a professional. This is quick maps. Oh. Oh.

Also, she fucking wrote this the same year she was writing Juno So she was writing these like hand-in-hand and you can see that in the movie because it's like it's horror Juno Oh, yeah, you can definitely hear it like it's it's incredible She used a bunch of people from the movie to like she was Ellen Page. Oh wait. No, that's I'm reading For a second. I was like why is Ellen page? How did I miss that whole last scene? I was just so excited. You're like, she was Jennifer. We're like, wait, what? Ellen Page and Megan Fox are the same people.

They are interchangeable. This is like, when you thought that Julia Roberts was Sandra Bullock. Oh my god, they're the same person. They are the same person. I will not argue this any longer. Sandra Bullock and Julia fucking god, they're the same person. Oh, I will not argue this any longer Sandra Bullock and Julia fucking Roberts are the same people and Patrick Wilson and um David I think it might not it fuck I forgot his name they have names arrested development and the conjuring well our net Go I knew it was our net. Yeah, well, I'm in a Patrick Wilson. Oh, yeah. Oh, I agree with that one

He lost me. I definitely agree with that one. I'm in a Patrick Wilson. Oh, yeah. Oh, I agree with that one. He lost me. I definitely agree with that one. I'm gone with the wind. They have the same forehead, the same stubble, like the same poses, except our net has a button nose. He sure does. He's what he does. Hold on to your butts.

Hold on to your butts. Because Willa net's nosees coming. I'm dead. It's coming in hot just like Tom Cruise's middle tooth. Remember when we like informed Megan Friiles Johnson of Tom Cruise's You also informed Ash of that really? Yeah, she Chad, no idea. Why did I remember that? Did that happen recently? The fuck. I don't know how to remember this.

What is this? I probably was scrolling and then like, we're that through something. It just came about. I have a great memory, everyone. I love showing the world Tom Cruise's middle tooth. It's information that needs to be absorbed. You're spreading the good word.

So fucking Diablo wrote young adults in 2011. It had fucking like Patrick Wilson, Char- Charly's Theoron. I don't like that. I didn't as a wall. Don't ever say it like that again. Charly's. When time had drunk I had a bar told me I looked like her and I was like, wrong, oh buddy. Oh, no. Well, okay. So Charlie's there and is very pretty. You're pronouncing her wrong. But when she played Eileen Warnos and that fucking movie, she looks bad. Well, you can't look good as Eileen Warnos. She looked exactly like Eileen Warnos. Yeah, no, they did a great job. She did amazing. And that fucking movie, honestly, they did a great job. She did amazing in that fucking movie honestly. She's a great actress She had the walk she had that snarl. She had it all I want to watch that movie now. Yeah

Oh, I love that movie. Have you guys seen children's hospital? No, no it was on adult swim Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, she fucking she wrote a couple episodes of that too. She did? It's fucking insane. And, uh, Tilly's hospital has a bunch of big names in it, like fucking Rod Cordory, he was in a good body, he's 2013 hot tub time machine,

bunch of other bullshit playing a bald man. Michael Sarah, fucking Henry Winkler, AKA the Fons. The Fons. Fucking Nick Offerman, bronze swans. What's Offerman?

Say Michael Sarah for me one more time. my soul Sarah. I hate the way you mentioned Japanese dude Jesus Christ. Sarah. Michael Sarah. Michael Sarah. Michael's Michael Sarah. I'm not I'm going home. We're on the same page. I am leaving. It's like Naperville and Naperville. Oh God. It's Naperville guys. Just so know Naperville Illinois was so sorry something Illinois lagged out right there so I'll see if I can distinguish that later We got some lag black And we got fucking um Karen Kusama directing the movie. She first directed girl fight from 2000 Have you guys ever seen that I've never seen girl? It sounds familiar. I feel like I may have. I feel like I've seen that. I've never seen it. I don't recognize anyone except for Ray Santiago. He plays Pablo and Asperger's evil dead.

Oh, okay. He's like the skinny weird guy with poofy hair. Yeah, very poofy hair. You know that guy. He also did Iron Flux in 2005, starring also a churlizy theronias, and she directed this gem. the only movie she is directed that I know of since is the invitation from 2015 Oh my god that movie was actually pretty good. That's so funny. I want to I've been saying I want to watch that movie I've never seen that movie with my yesterday. I've heard good things. I have to I think it I think it's still on Netflix I'm pretty sure it's still on Netflix and like the entire time throughout the movie I think it I don't know but Tom Hardy has an exact look alike his name's like Luke or something like that, but the entire movie I was like, oh fuck Tom Hardy's in a fucking horror film and come to find out it's not fucking Tom Hardy and he just looks exactly like him and I was like holy fuck but like the

ending like that movie is pretty fucking good. It's really good. I watched it like three years ago maybe. Yeah, because I just listened to a podcast about it on Nightmare on Film Street, actually. Shout out. Shout out to Nightmare on Film Street. We love so good, shout out. That's a great name. You guys would love them.

They're a good podcast. I actually haven't listened to them, but I'll have to check it out. You would dig them, because they compared the invitation to get out and then it made me need to watch Get Out. So I watched Get Out. And now I need to watch the invitation.

I just watched Get Out very recently. I was off of it and I finally watched it. I need to watch get out. So I watched get out. And now I need to watch the invitation. I just watched get out very recently. I was off of it and I finally watched it. I was like, holy shit. This is- Are we talking about two separate movies? So good. Is the invitation at prequel to get out? No.

No, no, no. They were just comparing the two. Oh, okay. That's what I thought was going on. I was like, wait a minute. Is that prequel? Like, wait. It's like, I don't think Jordan killed made that.

Yeah, I don't think he did. He definitely did. Like, I think you're wrong a lot. But... How is the wrong button, but... That was a fart. I thought it was. Fart, wrong.

I'm a same deal. I'm gonna read a little synopsis for the movie. Do it. Sexory... I'd fucked up. Sexy Tempsris, Megan Foxx's hotter than hell is Jennifer, a gorgeous seductive cheerleader who takes evil to a whole new level after she's possessed by a sinister demon, steamy action and gorgalore and sue as the male student body succumbs to Jennifer's insatiable appetite

for human flesh. Now it's up to her best friend, played by Amanda Sifreed to stop Jennifer's reign of terror before it's too late. We were just doing interpretive dance to that. Did you see that? I saw part of that and I loved every minute. Every second. It was very Tina-esque and I enjoyed it. I am Tina. So, what do you, do you guys have anything to say about this movie before we just get into it? What do you want to do? How do you want to do this? You need to read the fucking thing that you've felt.

So, so now that you've said the synopsis, it made me think of how they marketed this movie like shit. It was bullshit. Like, oh my god, I have something about that too. Oh my god, I wonder if you have the same thing that I have. Jennifer's still your boyfriend. I think I know if you have the same thing that I have Jennifer Stilio boyfriend. I think I know what you're getting to. Is it the email? It's the porn thing. Yes, it stems off of that.

Okay, okay, so it is the same thing. Oh my god. I am so lost. I love this, okay, say. So they wanted, cause you might know more details about this, but they wanted Megan Fox to like advertise this on an amateur porn site. Which is what it was.

And the fucking director was appalled by it and she didn't even want to tell Megan Fox. Megan Fox didn't even know about it until after the movie came out. Yep. She didn't want to tell her. The fucking, what is it called? The executives were like, yeah,

we got to advertise it like this. It'll bring a lot of people in it. She was like, yeah, no, it's not happening. Because she was like, I made this movie for girls. Like, I didn't make this for Hornet Teenage Boys. But they were trying to market it to Hornet Teenage Boys. It's so fucked up. Oh, or fucking not Jennifer.

Megan Fox has been fucked over in Hollywood very often. You can read a lot of articles online about it. Like, it's fucked up. Yeah, it's so frustrating because like, she is a very attractive woman, but like when you think about it like as an actress, like how mad would you be if you were constantly like pushed to like show your tits or show your body or whatever like. Exactly. That's not all I am. Leave me the fuck alone. Yeah, leave me alone. I'm going to come on this movie and I am going to

fucking act my ass off and be a great actress. I will come back never. Well, and apparently they talked, I think it was the director or Diablo, got an email from one of the ad people and they were like, because they were talking through email being like, yeah, you're marketing this wrong. This is not what this is supposed to be. And they responded to them, no shit, direct quote,

Jennifer Sexy, she steal your boyfriend. Oh my God. Oh my God. They were like, it wasn't even grammatically correct. Jennifer Sexy, she steal your boyfriend. Oh my god. They were like it wasn't even grammatically correct. She's sexy. She steal your boyfriend. She steal your man. She's a Mr. Steal-Yo girl. She's a Mr. Steal-Yo girl.

That's all they send back in the email. That was like, what the fuck? Direct quote. Direct quote. That's so terrible. Yeah, that blew my brain apart. I'm still laughing at that. That's so gross. It really is. I don't see what the issue is here. Jennifer sexy.

She's still your boyfriend. That's all there is to it. That's just general knowledge. Let me market how I market. So, almost forgot. I wrote down like pretty much every odd 2019 phrase or word. You mean 2009? 2019, sorry, sorry.

Yeah. 2009. 2009. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. So actually almost forgot I wrote down like pretty much every odd 2019 phrase or Sorry 2009 I think I'm just I'm just gonna read these off one by one because this is what I'm here throughout the entire movie So we have salty meaning hot we have salty morsels meaning also hot We have front butt we have I can see your womb soy sauce Jello lime green jello CQ cummer fego's gomer smart bumps ghetto blaster dillhole

I don't tell whoppers shuddies which means shut up a zombie mannequin robot statue Freaked-hearted snack pack tragedy boner. You give me such a wettie lasagna with teeth No one wants to see your cheeky show me your breaststrokestroke, play her hater, harsh digs, and God, that's butch. My God, that was beautiful. And that is what was she talking about with the whoppers? I don't tell whoppers, isn't that like lies? Like I don't tell lies. Yeah, right? Yeah, it was I don't tell lies because Chip was saying that she was lying to him. Okay, I don't tell whoppers. I'm here to state that whoppers are no joke or no lie What about what about beyond whoppers? I don't know fo fo fo fo fo

Invest in Wendy's guys An ash in my personal favorite was where's it at monostat? That's time greeting everyone I know from this point forward. And that's the one I forgot to write down and I'm glad that you remembered it because when you said I was like, yes, that's the one I fucking went over. That is it. What does she say after that?

Because I know she's like, where's it at monostat and she's like something vagicil. Oh, you're right. Like one calls them monostat and then the other person, I don't know who it is who calls for you monostat, but somebody else calls them vagicil and I think that is so fucking hilarious. That's what we're saying. Oh my god, you're right. And I care about the exact person. I don't know who it is who calls for your mindset, but somebody else calls them Vagicill and I think that is so fucking hilarious. That's what we say. Oh my god, you're

right. And I care. Remember the exact call. I can't remember either. Maybe Caleb will get to it. But we'll say it. I never said the monostat thing. So I want it must be like Amanda Sifred's character that says something about Vagicill. I'm gonna look it up. Yeah. I am B.D. that shit. I am B.D. Vagicill. I am D.B. is the fucking goat. It really is. So as for the actors and actresses in this, Megan Fox is one of the stars of the show. I don't think anyone really needs an introduction to Megan Fox, especially after we just talked about her for like 10 minutes. No, definitely not. But Transformers brought her to pretty much the top of the game back in 2007.

But since Jennifer's body and Transformers, she has done Jonah Hex, which was terrible. This is 40, the dictator as herself and some teenage mutant Ninja Turtle shit Which we were recognized because her daughter's obsessed and it looks like she's working on something called think like a dog so oh boy Yeah, oh Megan they did her dirty Megan you know do you that does anyone remember her in the dictator? I do I never saw the dictator I don't think I saw that she was just like yeah Megan Fox. Yeah literally she would Love that for her She's like hey, what's up. I'm here and I myself. She literally is I forgot about that

That's awesome. I forgot about it till I looked it up, but I was like oh wait I remember it. Wait a second and you don't remember because she's literally just hey, I'm here a Megan Fox What's up? Oh, that's awesome. Anyway, we already know about Megan Fox. Let's talk about some stuff. I'm sure not everyone knows about her. She has two goats. She was dropped from the transform of movies after comparing Michael Bay to Hitler. He seemed to still want her back, but Spielberg wasn't having it and had her fired. She was almost cast as Carrie for the 2013 remake

that Chloe Grace Morett starred in. And she was banned from Walmart at age 15 for stealing makeup. Wow, that's amazing. Wow, that's actually the same. I thought so much makeup from Walmart. I like it, I like it. I like it, I like it too.

Come and get me, I don't give a fuck. Come and get me. You're like me and Megan have that in common. Me and Megan are now the same person. I it just me? I respect her more for that. Oh, she sounds amazing after you read all that. Like the goats. Yeah. She is a goat. She has goats.

Amanda, fucking side-free. Karen, for Mean Girls, I'm here to fucking say it. Yes! Yes! I will, I will never see her as anything more than that. No, I'm sorry Amanda. I wrote, I think all of us in the horror community know her for one thing.

Mean Girls. Yes. Absolutely. In your ass. What is that? Why are you white? My breasts can always tell when it's greening. Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Hi, I'm Carrie. It's 46 degrees and there's a 56% chance that it's already raining Mean Girls it's such a fucking banger like I have no other words to describe that fucking movie It is my favorite movie of all time. I love that fucking movie I want to know something really pussy of me. Uh-oh dear John is your favorite movie No, and you know I have a note about that. I won't get to that. Oh my god. She's in that too. On October 3rd, I cried because I didn't have a copy of Mean Girls. On October 3rd, yes, me. It was. It's October 3rd. That's amazing. So

she was also an alpha dog, which by the way, yeah, incredible depiction of the true story of Jesse James Hollywood in the murder of Nicholas fucking Markowitz. Wow, that's a good one too. It is such a good move. Yeah. I've never seen that with me. Me either. We're the same.

I saw that in theaters. Did you? I did. I would have loved to see that in theaters. That sounds like such a good time. That was. That was a good one. I think I saw it with John actually.

Love. You probably cried. I probably did. Alina doesn't cry. It's true, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. She doesn't have tears. I've did Alina doesn't cry. It's true. I don't She she doesn't have tear dust. I've seen Alina cry three times in my whole last life and it scares her every single Don't do that put those fucking liquidy shit back in your eyes. It's not tears I don't know what it is get away for me

You don't have tear ducts. I don't know what comes out of there Finally, let's just forget about Dear John. Just know that I'm looking at the same moon. Oh, I did not see that movie. You're all like, well, I saw Dear John. I saw that shit and I don't remember anything. That's all I remember. She puts her thumb up to the moon and like she says to John,

like, just knew that we're looking at the same Moon Wow wasn't um wasn't John John and whatever dear John Channing Tatum. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. He looks like a Chihuahua Called the fuck out Channing Tatum where where you at? Channing Tatum, come and fuck a fight. Fight me. Oh shit. And we have Johnny Simmons, who plays Chip Dove, known for playing Brad in the perks of being a wallflower,

young Neil in Scott Pilgrim versus the world. He made an appearance in 21 Jump Street as William Willingham. William? That's a bad name. And that's not real. And he was in the fucking Stanford prison experiment from 2015. Oh shit. Well, shit.

Oh, I didn't watch that. That's crazy. That's a bad movie. Fucking crazy movie. Well, documentary pretty much a little bit. It's like an acted out documentary. Yeah, okay. Because that real documentary is booked.

I think we watched part of that in my psych class. You did. I can, because we took the same site class just like 10 years apart. Yep. I love these stories. No, we did as one to the same college. We have Adam Brody as the cool guy band leader, Nikolai. He is most known for the television show, The OC.

He was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as Benjamin Diaz She was in the ring 2002 and an episode of smallville scream for as a deputy But most important Daniel was in last year's horror movie ready or not. Well shit, I mean Adam Brody He's Daniel. Yeah, he's fucking Daniel. Oh shit. I was like no wonder. He looks so fucking familiar I know I was wondering where the fuck I saw him in and then I was like doing the research for Jennifer's body, and I was like, what the fuck? This dude is a fucking straight-up snack. Like, he is like really attractive. I loved him in the OC.

I have never seen the OC. I've never seen any of the other ones. I was in OC head. You used to go to like watch parties for the OC, yeah. My friends had watch parties for that shit. I love it. What does the OC even stand for? Orange County. Orange County. That's what I was going parties for that shit. I love it. What does the OC even stand for? County or

That's what I was good. I was gonna say that ironically 30 minutes away from it. I know I was gonna say it ironically And I was like it's not that orange County it totally is I was sitting over here and chilly old Boston just being like yeah Yeah and We have another few big names in this that I completely forgot we're in here. We have Chris Pratt who plays fucking Officer Roman Duda Jakey Jakey JK Simmons as mr. Robleski is name is even weirder a bit bill Fagerbank I can't be

Not real. It's like Fogger Bucke Bill Fogger Bocke. I love all of these. Marshall Erickson's dad from How I Met Your Mother. Oh, shit. And he sounds like him too, and I feel like he's the same character, just yelling about balls. I just can't believe that that's his real last name. Well, let's just move on. I love it.

It's not real. There's no way it's real. It's not real. Someone's lying to me. Someone call it Mythbusters. Someone's writing. Someone's writing. It's not real. Someone's lying to me. Someone call it mythbusters. Someone's from breeding me right now. I don't think I wrote these notes. And Diablo Cody even makes an appearance as a melody lane drinking woman. Oh my god. For her. I saw her in there and I was like, I think that's Diablo Cody. You didn't say that to me. I did not. It's a quick little shot. She's just like hey hey. I wrote this what up

What up I'm drunk now I'm drunk Chris Pratt blew my brain apart we literally looked at each other and we were like what the fuck could that Oh my god Thank you so much like I heard him talk and I was like wait a fucking minute Chris Pratt and then he took his like glasses off and I was like yeah, what the fuck? I was so shook dude. I was like And he took his glasses off and I was like, yeah. What the fuck? I was so shook, dude.

I was like, what? So you were only allowed to be in fucking Jurassic Park the remake and Parks and Rec go home. And Guardians of the House. And Guardians of the House. Yeah, I didn't watch that though, so he can't be in that either. Oh man, so it doesn't exist.

It is a good movie. All right, if he can, he can be there for you guys. Well, honestly, Parks and Rec's Chris Pratt. Oh, yes. Yeah, that is fucking top tiered wire. And the Dora foratt. Oh, yes. Yeah, that is fucking top tiered-dryer. And D-Dryer for life. Oh, yeah. Did you guys know that the title song

is Jennifer's Body by Whole? No, I did. Courtney, fucking love. Well, anytime I see Whole on the radio, I fucking turn the shit out of it. Because Courtney Love can go elsewhere. No, she sucks, but Whole has a couple good songs, but there's no way

in hell that I like listen to them daily. No, she can take a turn left. She can take a wrong turn. Hey, another great horror. Yeah. Full circle. I hate the wrong turn. I love it because of its ridiculousness.

Yeah. Okay, I'll give it that. I'll give it that. And the last. Yeah, yeah. Oh,ness. Yeah. Okay, I'll give it that. I'll give it that. I'll give it that. And the last. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Like, there's like five sequels. There's, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, considered for the role of Needy. Oh my God, all of that would have worked.

Wait, who's Nikolai? Can you imagine how different that would be? That would have been Adam Burdy. Adam Brody, the band guy, the guitar liner. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Imagine low shoulder dude. Damn, dude, yeah. I could see Emma Stone as Needy.

Could you imagine, can you imagine Pete Wenz acting? No, he'd be perfect, no. Exactly. I would have laughed and laughed and laughed as he'd sang and fucking killed Jennifer. That's fucked up. That's like the only movie I can think of that he was like in, and I don't even know if it was him.

I just know it was Fallout Boy in a sex drive. Oh shit. Fallout Boy was shuried up in sex drive. Oh my God, you're right. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. So I think he just played himself, but like Pete Wenz actually acting. I don't think that would have went well, but I probably still would have taken it. Wow, yeah. So I think he just played himself, but Pete Wentz actually acting.

I don't think that would have went well, but I probably still would have taken it. Wow, you're bringing me out. I thought it was sex drive. Sex drive is hilarious. Maybe that's why there's a follow up boy poster in the opening scene. Whoa.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. There's a few good posters in this too. Yeah, there is. The budget was six million. Damn. Oh, wait. No.

No, I think I wrote that down wrong. I was like, that's a lot of money for this movie. I think it was more actually. Yeah, wait. No, no, I think I wrote that down wrong. I was like, that's a lot of money for this movie. I think it was more actually. Yeah, I was gonna say. I don't know what that means. I can see that. I can see that. Because they see you guys like her mouth

when I was like opening an eye, because they made six million the opening weekend. And I think I accidentally wrote the same thing twice. But it pulled around 31.6 million at the box office. Overall, so it didn't, it wasn't doing too well at first, but it fucking, it came back. I made a come up, you need to be resting. Okay, yeah, the budget was 16 million.

Yeah, I knew I was there wrong. I forgot the word. Oh, okay. Damn, imagine seeing that amount of money in your life. Damn. I know, right. Like, hey, I'm just gonna make a movie about a moody teenage girl who turns into a succubus.

Yo. 16 million. So when we start with the movie, we see Needy and a hospital gown and a mental hospital with letters and trash spewing all about. And she's like, I get more letters than Dr. Phil and Oprah or like some shit like that.

Big flex. Yeah, that is a big fucking flex. She deserves it. She's so hard. She does. She's a fucking queen. She really is. She's all talking and she's like,

I'm kind of the shit. And then she says, some people pray for her, some people shit on her, and then we see people playing sports outside. And she's like, they say it's to keep anger down. And then she punches a volleyball pole in anger. It's a tether ball. For some weird reason. Volleyballs have poles.

Volleyball, but God, I'm just gonna stop. Never mind. This point, some doctor comes up to her and asks her about the toastims she's eating. And she's like, yeah, they are very nutritional. And needy fucking punches her across the mess hall and spits on her. No, she kicks her.

Because she's known as the kicker. Because she's known as the kicker. Yeah, it's like written on her paper, like stamped in big fucking red letters on her paper, the kicker. So just, she just fucking kicks us, straight in the fucking mouth across the room. Like roundhouse kicks. Like a fucking boss.

And she spits out a tooth and it freaked me out. Also, toastims are pop tarts. Yes, sponsor us. Yeah, because I saw her walking out with her little tray. Sponsored by pop tarts at me. That would be the best ad. Dude, if I could promote pop tarts all the fucking time, I'm so happy. I am kidding.

I love Pop Tarts. So she's like, I wasn't always like this, but after the killings began, I started to feel loose around the edges. And then we're introduced to Devil's Kettle. And Devil's Kettle Falls is in Minnesota, and Needy tells us about a waterfall with a possible endless vortex. She says like, scientists have tried to experiment and drop junk in it, but nothing ever comes out. And side note, Devil's Kettle is a real place, and the vortex is fucking real. endless vortex she says like scientists have tried to experiment and drop junk in it but nothing ever comes out and

Side note devil's kettle is a real place and the vortex is fucking real Yeah, it's fucking real. There's a few articles in the last few years that say that they found out that there actually is an end to it And it just goes back into the stream somewhere else and I guess like they toss ping pong balls and stuff like in it over the years So it's kind of real like the orange thing But they were like okay, they never appeared on the other side and the science bitches the years. So it's kind of real, like the orange thing, but they were like, okay, they never appeared on the other side and the science bitches seem to think that it's because they get crushed. So apparently devil's kettle is real

and has a crushing vortex water hole. Okay, amazing. This is where all of our beer pong balls go. Yeah, probably. In the devil's kettle. That's where all the missing socks go. I know, right? Fuck it.

Oh my god, dude. How relatable. Although washing machine pipes go directly to devil's cattle. You do. Straight into that vortex. Someone's gonna email us to be like washing machines don't have pipes. Don't you know. They're gonna email both of us specifically at the same time. One hundred percent. Cease one of us. And we moved to a fucking house with fucking Megan Fox. Jennifer. My tablet just, god damn it. I hate my life.

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You, dude, you gotta watch your elbows. Dude, this fucking tablet, every time I press something, it keeps fucking me up. You throwing bows over there. Oh my god. These cup holders were a terrible decision. No, they were a good decision for me. For you, it just all ends up bad. You guys now see how we record.

I love it. I'm here for it. It's a joyful living. It's a travesty every fucking tie. All right, so we move over to a house with Megan Fox inside of it, picking up some weird hole in her arm while she's watching a workout commercial.

And the cur- because the commercial is butt squeeze. Yeah, it is. Same. It's just- Same. Yeah, it's just, that's what it is. And creepy as Needy is just standing at the window staring at her, but she's like, Jennifer didn't

always look this rough. And Needy brings us back a little bit and we see Jennifer cheerleading in her megababe DK cheerleader outfit. And Needy gets called a lesbian by Su-Chin from Juno. Yes, amazing. No, she says Lesby Gay. Lesby Gay.

She says you guys are totally Lesby gay. Lesby gay. She says that. And that's the the babies have fingernails girl. Yeah. They have fingernails. They want to be born. Oh, babies want to be born. And then Jennifer tells us that Jennifer tells Needy that they need to go to a bar that night to see some band called low shoulders And she says the band is super salty and there will be other salty morsels around for Needy You know what's funny is like salty means mad these days. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was saying earlier Like salty has a totally different meaning now And I feel like they were trying to make like like that's so fetch happened like you know what I'm talking about like She's like that's never it's never gonna be like I feel like that's what they were trying to make like, like, that's so fetched. Have them, like, you know what I'm talking about?

Like, she's like, that's never, it's never gonna be anything. I feel like that's what they were trying to do. And, by the way, it's not low shoulders, it's low shoulder. Cause it's from the road sign. Just one, it's singular. Yeah. Yes, it's on the road sign in the very fucking beginning.

And at the end, it's probably the end. I think it's the end. Oh, was it the end? I think it's the end. I think it's both. Probably both. I go both ways. So Needy's fucking getting dressed and she has the tiniest bit of stomach out and her douche nozzle boyfriend chips as things like I can see your front butt and I can see your room.

In my notes, I put do you remember when wearing tank tops over whole last shirts was a thing? Oh my god, me and Blake were talking about that. I used to do this shit out of that. And you know what? How come Megan Fox is the only person that can pull that off? Because she's hot. Yeah. She's also the only person that can like continue to wear her winter jacket at a party. 100%. Normally, I put mine in the oven. Oh, that's- You put it in the oven? Yeah. Like if I go to a party or something, well, when I used to go to parties, we would put them in the oven. Oh, that's you put it in the oven. Yeah Like if I go to a party or something well when I used to go to parties we would put them in the oven

All right, so that you don't lose your jacket. I just learned something about you. Yeah That's it. Wait, that's a thing. That's a massachusetts thing because I don't know if it's a massachusetts I think it's just like an ashes friend group thing It's just an ass fucking brilliant. It's not the same But I had a friend that got really drunk one night and took a friend or took a shit and his and his friend's a washing machine. Oh, that's very different. I've peed in. It's a different people's things before. It's a little different. It's a little it's a little similar. I've I've definitely

peed in people's sinks. I won't say name. Caleb knows who I'm talking about. And he fucking deserves it. I do know who and he did deserve it. You know what? I wasn't pissing his sink any day. I bet he did deserve it. Oh, he totally did. He did. He sucks. I would piss in his sink honestly. I would too. I would as well. As long as pillow. Let's all go piss in his sink too. As a fam. He prick. Just like quadruple spider piss in a sink to get that As a fam He prick just like quadruple spider pee and it was sing So right now needy doesn't know who Phil Collins is and Chip seems to think that Phil Collins is a drummer and singer from Genesis, but I seem to think he's Philadelphia Collins from Trailer Park Boys.

So we are not the same. I don't know. I'm not on the same level as Chip. No one is on the same level as Chip. But nobody. But Jennifer and Needy are Biffs, and that's important. That is important. They're Biffs. Hey, we're all Biffs. We are. Oh my god, let's go to Claire's and get back. I know this is we get the matching necklaces. I'm down I'm down matching bish

matching And Jennifer shows up with the keys to a 2003 Chrysler to take needy to the bingo bar filled with mustache men But Jen calls him Jello and he's lime green Jello and he can't even admit it to himself. I love to like lime green Jello Um lime green Jello is the can't even admit it to himself. I love to. I love to. I love to like lime green jello. Um lime green jello is the best jello. What? I don't like any type of jello to be honest. Oh man.

Well, you can live that life if you want. We're just learning all kinds of things about each other. I can't, and I will. Jello has like grinded up animal bones in it. Sure does. Good protein. I mean, like I do I do eat animals, but like at the same time, like just the fact of that grosses me out.

That and the flavors like weird, I don't know. lime green is the best, no blue. No. Thank you. Yes, no. Yes, lime green, blue. No, lime green. Yeah, blue.

I think, you know what, I think I've tried one type of gel that I liked and it was like the jolly rancher watermelon one. Yes. I think I really liked that one. That one was pretty good. I can get down for watermelon. I love watermelon flavored everything. So we're now at Melody Lane Bar that's strapped

with a jukebox and a sticker toilet, and Jennifer is an interested in Craig, but she wonders if on Met from India is circumcised because she always wanted to try CQ Cumber. Oh, wolf. That stressed me out when she described it like that. I was like, you could say so many less horrible things. And then of course, like, fucking our friend Chris Pratt, aka douchebag, Camo head shows

up and pulls Jennifer cigarette out of her mouth and he's like, that stove's gonna kill you. But then Jennifer sees Adam Brody strapped with eyeliner and Camo bag calls them fegos with guy liner and Jennifer calls him a gomur and he walks off. It was an intense scene. I don't know how to like process all of it. Like any of what just happened, but it happened and it's in this movie. It's a lot to a pack.

I lost my ship when we saw Chris Pratt. It's true. That was my main takeaway from that scene. Chris Pratt and GuyLiner. Yeah. And Jen suggests that they need two groupies and grabs needy's boobs and says, these are like smart bumps.

You point them in the right direction and shit gets real. That won't actually make me die. It's true. Yeah, it's fucking true. Oh my god. I was really trying not to add like little weird dialogue things

so that this wouldn't be like extremely long but I couldn't not write this shit down. No, there's too many good lines No, yeah, no, you have to it's just so fucking many wait too many at this point We're introduced to Nikolai the lead singer of low shoulder and Jennifer says I've heard of you You play instruments really super good and Nikolai's like yeah, we're professionals Obviously, it's most cringe-worthy scene of ever really it's very bad. It's so bad and Jennifer It gets even worse though because Jennifer offers to buy him a 9-11 tribute shooter But they have to drink it really fast because otherwise it turns brown. There was something so awful about all of that

Everything and that is so politically incorrect It went from cringe to like you can't say that like I need to get up and leave There were so many parts in this movie where I was like no, no, that's not allowed anymore. No, no, no We were all horrible people in 2009 and they know what that's exactly how 2009 was like That's how everyone acted and everyone spoke so it was it was it was factual for the time But now it it does not fly 2009 was shit-tastic. It's so jarring to see you. It was great and bad at the same time.

2009 was when I met Kayla, because... No way! Oh, it was. We deciphered that, huh? Yep, it was when you started dating. What a fucking year! I was going through my little emo phase. Oh. And yeah, I met Kayla.

And also, like, my best friend, Ali, I I met her that year and I bought her a tutu I love that you bought me a tutu at Claire's at Claire's Needy fucking over here's Nikolai saying that Jennifer's definitely a virgin. She walks up to come from she's like, okay You're an asshole, but not before the basis goes, hey man, I'm not just a basis. I'm a person with feelings. I deserve some respect around here and Nikolai's like, hey man, I know you had feelings. That was a basis. He looked like he was 47.

He did. He was having a mole. He looked bad. He does not look great. This guy should not. I feel like, okay, so like Amanda, Cypherid, and Megan Fox were probably like around the same age at this time. And they did really well at making them look like high schoolers. Oh, they really did.

Like, high schoolers. I thought that too. They did really well on that. Like, I don't know if it was just the actresses, but like, yeah, they nailed it. Yeah, I believed it. In that case. So at that point, Niddy pretty much just tells her like, yeah, or tells fucking Adam Brody, like, yeah, yeah, that in that case. So at that point Needy pretty much just tells her like yeah or tells fucking Adam Brody Like yeah, yeah, she is a virgin and then Jennifer walks out with two shots on a tray and one isn't

Way full and she says she's like oh Tower one isn't full enough and she's like genuinely upset about the way she says it is amazing I feel I literally felt her disappointment That's the worst Tower one isn't full enough and she kind of like stomped her foot a little bit She's like how am I gonna impress this guy wearing a guy liner of tower one's not full enough? I've been in that kind of before It's gonna turn brown faster honestly. It's fucking fizzing. Honestly, it's fucking fizzin'. No, it's brown again.

And then fucking Needy tells Jennifer all about how she told the dude that she's not a virgin. She's like, what? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore. Thanks to Roman. I couldn't even go to six flags the next day. I had to sit on a bag of peas. Yikes. So bad. I love that she just goes into that story hard. Like, she's like, I'm gonna finish this story out. She has a flashback. Is uncomfortable is this it? She goes so hard. She has flashbacks just lights flashing. Look at Montage's of like butt sex. She brings out like a PowerPoint. Let me explain. She opens the freezer real slow

with like a sad song playing in the back. Scoops out the beat. A montage of Frozen Peas. Hello darkness, my little friend. Yes. Oh, exactly. So low shoulders starts playing at this point. And Jennifer and Nikolai are eyeballing the shit out of each other. And also, is it weird that I genuinely

enjoy the song that is playing? No, because I would have to say that it goes on slap. You know what? It was so fucking good. I was like bopping the songs that we hear from them throughout the movie are so good. They are. I'm for the trees. I will find you.

I will heal. He was so terrible at lip syncing and playing that guitar though. Yeah, it was on Cump. Oh my god, terrible. Terrible. It's so bad. But the ruins left inside you, I'm still here breathing now. So it's fun.

That's some deep shit. Oh, you actually had the melody on point. I forgot the melody completely. I always write songs thinking I'm going to remember it. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So now Jennifer and Needy, they hold hands for a second. But then Needy notices the place is fucking catching on fire. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh, that's and there were explosions. Yes, where what was exploding? It was just a fire. It was literally just a fire and then these people

just light on fire spontaneously. I would have been like, something's a rye. It was the work of Satan. They called upon him. I feel like I feel like this might be the underworld. I don't know. It was all of the above. D all of the other.

Oh, my God. Then a fucking Nikolai shows up like fucking Julian from Trailer Park Boy status because he's just holding a couple whiskey just like chilling. And he's like, oh, thank God you guys are all right. I've been looking everywhere for you too. It's kind of dangerous out here. I want to go someplace safe like my van. Like my van.

And then my kid says, I want to go to your really cool van. And it's my favorite part of the entire movie. I definitely said that statement like at least three or four times throughout my adolescence. 100%. I am sad to admit that I've never been inside a really cool van. I haven't either. You didn't high school right? I didn't. I got pregnant. High school. Van life was over Ash was the one getting into the really cool van and I was needy being like no I'm like this man is lit come on. I was the one like dubia bitch. He was the one driving the van No, I was like breathe get into this van you were like I have a kid

I have to make responsible choices Caleb Get in the van Give me that whiskey and in alternate universe I probably would have gotten in the van If Caleb's like get in the van I'd be like oh So needy gets home at this point and she calls chip and she tells him that the bar burned down and Jennifer's gone and a bunch of people are dead and he's like, oh shit, rough. And he asked for the making model of the van and Needy's like, I don't know, an 89 rapist

what the fuck do you expect me to say at this point? It was probably an astro van. It was probably a Chevy astro van to be very honest. Honestly, my main concern about this entire scene was just that fucking chip out of you in a cycle in the corner of his room. I was like, I couldn't focus on anything that we were saying. When you sent me your notes this morning, I was like, trying that you wrote that out.

Yes. Because I was like, why? You could just like, 15 very strong bullet points and one of them was, why is there a young kid? It's fucking hilarious because if anybody is gonna be a Unicecle guy, it's true. Oh yeah, 600%. Yeah, he's a unicycle brand so she here's a fucking doorbell and she hangs up on chip And here's noises in the kitchen and when she walks off It like there's fucking just water dripping on the sink so she's like okay She shuts it off and then she turns around Jennifer is just like Jennifer is popping up like Jason this entire fucking

Oh, yeah, she's just popping up in front of people. Yeah. She's like, what the fuck is up? I'm hungry. What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, would you just stay, dude? And there's a lot of these like fake out, like behind the door scares throughout this whole thing. Like you think someone's gonna show up? Yeah, I noticed that.

Like when she, yeah, when she opened her basement door and she closed it, I was like, oh, Jennifer's gonna be there. But she wasn't. Thank you, out. And then so like when it led up to the point that Jennifer was like actually there, I wasn't like, you're like, she about to come somewhere. And Jennifer's just standing there, like looking like a fucking straight succubus and she heads over to the fridge and starts writing.

She's eating some of like Needy's mother's food and Jennifer's fucking crouched on the floor in the creepiest position possible. And she screeches like fucking full volume in response. Like, And you know what, if you asked John, he would tell you that I do the same thing that I wrote to Sri Chikin. For a Tisserie Chicken makes Elena feel some type of way.

And if you try to take the chicken away from her, she'd probably do the same fucking scream that Jennifer makes. I definitely would. I remember that store, that's like your ghost chicken thing. It's like my shit. I love rotisserie chicken.

I love rotisserie chicken. I like come here looking for rotisserie chicken. Like I felt her in that scene. I was like, yeah, get it girl. Back the fuck away from my rotisserie. And the fact that she was eating it cold, I was like, dude, fucking relatable. Yes.

Like I will just pull that bitch out of the fucking fridge and just like, one hundred percent. All right, you can edit this out if you want to, but it is a good fucking note for everybody. If you ever want to reheat your rotisserie chicken, put a little dab, like a little cap full of white wine on the chicken, pop that shit in the microwave, and it'll be moist when it comes out.

Ooh, girl. It won't be dry like yucky cold chicken. Hello. You're welcome. Cooking tips with Ash. I was just gonna say that good. I was gonna say cooking tips with Ash. I got you.

The Bobby play over here. So Elena, do you also puke out black, spiky blood after rotisserie chicken? Probably. Every time. I'm here to say a big record that yeah, she does. Every single time. And I try to use my swiffer to mop it up just like a man to siphon. And she just cries and cries. I'm like, why are

you not wearing gloves while you're fucking mopping that up? I threw my swiffer away when I moved out of my apartment and I'm so sorry. I heard you say that on an old episode and I genuinely felt for you. Yeah, like I fucking miss it so much now. I was like, no, you know what, a regular mob works just as fine. Like, uh, no. It's not the same. It was so relatable for me when you lost your swiffer because I lost my swiffer in the Annie breakup but now me and Annie are back together.

So that means I'm back with my swiffer. Oh my God, I have to call her after this is over. So the next thing we see is Nidian class and she's dreaming about the time that Jennifer got stabbed by a pin tack and Jennifer clearly made Nidia promise not to let her mom give her a tetanus shot. That seems like a bad idea. Yeah, that's a promise you don't want to keep. Like, what is fucking Nidia gonna do to stop that as a six-year-old? You can't know it! You must look like that thing was very dirty. You're gonna get an infection 100% am I confused or does she suck the blood out?

She sure does that's nasty. Oh Yeah, that's like that's rule number one to teach your child You're gonna cross that on your child. I guess we're we're over here like complaining about the actions of seven year olds But you know what I'm gonna that's fine. It's totally fine. It's all good So Jennifer just kind of like shows up at this point and she's being super rude and needy and she recalls that she was like up all night cleaning the blood and puke and she like shows her dirty nails and that's back to what Ash said like you need to cover your hands with something. Yeah. That's gross. It's super gross and then she was like not only did she say the blood

in the puke or whatever she was like scrubbing the carnage off of the linoleum. Yeah. Linoleum. or whatever she was scrubbing the carnage off of the linoleum. Linoleum. Linoleum. Linoleum. Linoleum. Like the way she put it, I was just like, okay, it's grosser than I even thought. Oh yeah, when they do the flashback, it's like chunky and awful.

Yeah, it's like love. But this is for the ones your favorite quote. It does, but it's also a very racist quote that I'm not saying. Should I say it? Her listeners might eat us alive. They definitely would. And then we get fucking J Jonah Jameson hopping in with a glorious wig. And he makes a sad speech addressing all the people that died the night before.

Jennifer's just making jokes the whole time. She's like, they died. And he said, he, no, because he was like the fire will not win. And she's like the fire will not. She's fucked. He also says one of my favorite quotes when he goes, who's a cool dude, who's a hoe? Like a madman or a teacher being like, which one of you is a hoe?

She's a war show. I feel Jennifer on such a spiritual level there though, because I'm one of those people at like fiannurals who like I smile when I shouldn't smile. because I'm one of those people at like funerals who like I smile when I shouldn't smile. Like I'm one of those people. Dude, I do this thing. You know that you're not supposed to. It's so bad.

So your body wants to do it more. I did a speech once at a funeral and I was like, I was laughing. And I was like, I'm not trying to do this, I'm sorry. You're like, I'm really not happy, I swear. That's me wanna do the true crime episodes. Like I start laughing and I'm like, oh god, this isn't funny. Like somebody got a really weird smile.

It's like, it's to unrelated stuff. It's not about the murder. It's like about, it's about like, why the fuck would you do something like that? And it's like, I can't help it. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. It's like when Mackenzie's hamster buzzed like your diet and we did nothing but laugh, even though it was like very sad.

Oh my god, I remember that story. So now we move over to the sick ass football field with some sweet ass metal music playing. And football man, Jones is sad because Craig died. And Jennifer said the Craig said that her and football man would make a banging couple. And she puts Jones's hand on her boob and says her heart's broken.

She's like, all right, come into the woods with me. First of all, I'm slowly not. First of all, wrong. So they're making out, Jones is weirded they're they get surrounded by woodland critters And I can just think of like the South Park episode with the way it was like I'm just a pilot. Yeah, it gave me major Twilight vibes I watched Twilight recently and I was like wow is this the same clearing? I watched all of the Twilight recently and did not let me tell you

Don't regret I get told all the time that I have Twilight vampire eyes because they're orange I get told literally all the time. That's fucking dope. I wish I had orange eyes. I'm just I'm a vampire So Jennifer starts fucking I hate this fucking lag on sky I know it's like yes, oh this get lag is literally the worst because like I'll see you guys like not moving and then like I go to Talk like right when you guys start moving I feel you god damn it. We'll figure out a way to So Jennifer says they're waiting and she fucking like takes her shirt off and starts on dressing Jonas And she grabs a dick and she's like do you miss Craig and he's like This is a bad time to talk about this. She's like you're gonna see your buddy real soon

And she shoves him onto the tree and pulls out her insane teeth like fucking Pennywise teeth and eats him. I was just gonna say, but it's better CGI than it's better. It's better than fucking it chapter two. It's, and that's disappointing. It's good for this, but better. Yeah, definitely. And then fucking the teacher hears this and he's like, ah, let it all out, kids. He's like, let it all out son. This He's like, let it all out, son. This dude is screaming in terror. That's not sad. That is clearly not sad, this.

But for some reason, even though he kind of just brushed it off, he heads into the forest anyway, and he finds a deer fucking feasting on Jonas' torn-up body. And he gets fucking wheeled away, and the mother is in hysterics and martial aerics and father screams. He's like, oh my god, this is one of my favorite parts. This is the best part of the movie for me. You hear me? You bastard. Oh, cut off your nuts. I can nail it to my door.

Like one of those lie and door knockers rich folks got. That will be your balls. And when he says that will be your balls, the scene, the scene like pans out very dramatically. Oh, that's amazing. Dude, that shit was fucking awesome. I love it. I was concerned because they were wheeling him into an ambulance. And I was like, yo, don't you guys have a corner at the very least? Like, he did. Yeah, he's dead dead.

He's not coming back. You can't fix this. Like, where's your corner? Oh, oh. Oh, my God. There's another racist thing right now. Niddy's on the phone with the fucking Jennifer And she's sad and Jennifer's like it's just a white trash bag pig roast referring to the

Oh my god, that's horrific, but I refer to myself as white trash all the time so it's fine. That's that's fine Like my I'm gonna say like I like I don't care about the white part the part that she said pig roast Yeah, that's the fact I was like oh yeah, that's fuck. Yeah the part that she said pig roast yeah, but I was like oh Yeah, maybe X made that out and we get to another fucking call and Jennifer tells her to ignore it But she takes it anyway and Jennifer's like poo. I'm crossing you out if this is not mean girl vibes I don't know who you are to when she kept doing that. I'm crossing you out Yeah, she did like three different times to they made like multiple references and I was like this

I loved it. I loved it. And now fucking Chip calls her and he says he needs to immediately, he needs to see her immediately. And Chip's sister yells at him about his about his penis cheese. She says shut up. Chip, yeah, that's inappropriate. Obviously. Obviously.

I'm like, no. Yeah, she's like five. And they make another very inappropriate one with her later. And I don't even know if I'm going to repeat that one. I said it like on the note thing in the beginning, but I don't think I could repeat it in the context. She needs to see someone. She really does. So Needy is like, all right, I got to go and Jennifer's on the other line. She's literally burning her fucking tongue with a lighter and Needy is like, I have to go and Jennifer says I am God.

She says I am a God and I love that love that needy's just like, all right. Sure. I love that shit. Could you imagine someone saying that to you and you just blowing it over? Like, oh, all right. It's like what you have to do if your best friend is like a narcissist.

Like, okay. Really, yeah, but yeah. You just get used to it. We're still God. We got it, bye. We got it. And then through the trees, I will find you placing memorial to Jonas who got turned into a quote-on-quote

Oh my god, so for some reason Jennifer thinks that Hamlet's going to fuck his mom No, it's not how Hamlet goes got guy call and asked out Jennifer to a showing of the Rocky Horror Show and Jennifer's like I don't like boxing. Oh my god. This pissed me off. This pissed me off. Oh, Lena was like that. So she was like, I thought that he said like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And then he's like, he looks at her and she's like, no, like not that movie. And she's like, OK, I thought he said that. I got real confused. Meanwhile, I was like, honestly, I probably would have sent the same shit.

I bet so mad because I was like, would you really turn down seeing Rocky Horror Picture Show in theaters? Like, I wouldn't. That reminds me for my birthday, John got me a signed photo of Rocky Horror Picture Show by Tim Curry. Yes. No fucking way. I just had to show.

Oh, Laney and John's love is unbeatable. I'll never be there. Oh my god, I love it. I was gonna say that I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show in a separate area. No, that's pretty bad. That's a different level of jokes. When was this, Caleb? Um, probably like 2015-16-ish. No, that's pretty bad. That's a different level of jokes. When was this, Caleb?

Um, probably like 2015-16-ish. Huh, what would you see it with? My piece of shit father, he sucks, it's not the important part of the story. Okay. I also saw people just in the cemetery. Oh, what the fuck? I forget that the Riverside like cemetery doesn't shit. That's bad ass.

I want to do that. I'm lime green jello. Oh, circle baby. That's badass. I wanna do that. I'm lime green jello. Ha ha ha ha ha. Full circle baby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and she told him to come over to the house later. And now, Nidian Chipper fucking plowing to some rock music while Colin is driving to Jennifer singing. I can see Claire. You know what? The rain has gone, but it's got Kit version.

See, I dated a Colin in high school and he never went through this much trouble to see me ever. No. And we dated for like four years. But he also was a very different human than this column. He was. That's the little thing I was twiddling.

When I saw this movie, it was like my peak emo stage. And so when I was like, one, a pees it. I feel you on that. He's just constantly holding a rosary, really, to point it out. Yeah, it's like, why is he twiddling that rosary constantly? It's a vibe, five check. I forgot about that.

I forgot about that. He's like rosary check. That's so theatrical. He's also going to like so much effort to see Jennifer at this point. Yeah, he is. It's too much. And she's not in his life. It was disappointing to me. But they did say that like he liked the dead girls

and she looks like really shitty at this point because she hasn't eaten anybody in a while. That's true. You're right. I think that's what it was. See, I was like calling, if calling likes the dead girls, he would love me. Yeah, you're right. Because we're pale. And because you're a vampire.

I fucking feel alive. I'm super pale. Dead inside. I said we are so that it didn't sound like I was insulting you. So he fucking showed up to Jennifer Street, and obviously it's not her street. But on another part about this, I don't know how many people care about like really good shots but this is such a fucking good shot of

the entire street like it's so fucking creepy it gave me like a nightmare on um-street by me too that's how it is so good like that was that was just an incredible shot like I'm a fucking sucker for really good shots and that was one of the same it definitely was oh my god so good and he tries like knocking on the door and stuff but she doesn't answer so he literally just breaks in the home because I guess that's how first day's work. And fucking Jennifer is playing. I want to love you by Acon. Oh my god.

You're right. I thought that's what she was playing and I was like am I just like having a fever dream. I want to love you. I already know. I used to fucking jam to that in like seventh grade, which is unacceptable. Oh, I was I wasn't listening to that. I was listening. I want to fuck you like all day every day. Yeah, I'm saying deal some deal. Yep.

The unedited version. So he finds the room bumping the bangers and it is filled with candles and like a drill. So red flag. Yeah, he goes in anyway and Jennifer pops up behind him with her dead eyes and Collins like, this isn't your house, is it? And Jennifer wants to play mommy and daddy and tell Colin that he, I hate, I don't even wanna say. He gives her such a way.

No, no, no, no, no. We need to talk about the sound it made when Jennifer entered the room. It was like a slithering like. Oh, I didn't even hear it. Yeah. Like when she entered the room, it was like a slithering like. Oh, I didn't even hear it. Yeah, like when she entered the room, it was like a slithering room. Oh, I love that and hated all at the same time.

This whole scene makes me ridiculously uncomfortable. There's a lot of scenes that make me uncomfortable in this movie. I just realized in my notes for the scene, I just wrote much danger, many fires. And she just said that out loud and I was like, right, I didn't know this. Much danger, many fires.

I had to stop myself from spinning out my drink right now because I've already done it. When she said that, I was like, crying. The way you said it was so funny, you just looked up from your computer and you're like, much danger, many fires. And it was like 9 a.m. Literally 9 a.m. Literally 9 a.m. Default response for such a situation.

Oh, I can't help it. Then what about when Jennifer fucking pulls down Collins pants and goes, nice hardware, Ace? Oh, that's right. You were right, God. We love that. And at this point, the whole time we're watching like fucking chip and needy plow. And like she is seeing

fucking succubus genocentifer in the corner of the room like eating Jonas and she starts like crying and like hysterically crying and Chip is grinning because he thinks he's plowing her to the st-extreme and when they end he's like oh I was too big huh? He's like he's like am I hurting you? Am I too big? She's like definitely not funny. When he said am I two big I was like oh chip you sweet angel no sweetie you're not get back on your unit oh chip and honestly great a squid this was the worst sex scene I've ever seen in my life like I wanted to cry for yeah that was high school sex so I mean oh god it's like oh god don't

start porn don't start porn I'm gonna throw up now. Oh, so yeah, she just kind of drives off and Jennifer eats Colin. Oh, yeah, and he's pretty he looks like a neemic. So I was like that's a bad snack. Yeah, he's not gonna provide you any Sustonance we had his whole last discussion about that Yeah, I was like, you know, but like why would she pick him? I mean, it was a kefs. I swear he's a neemic We were like being like really like like clinical about who she fucking picked a murder. Well, no, it's true. He looks like me and you would not, you know, not sustain him. You want someone like Jonah sustainability in my right?

He's this big dude. He's got blood flowing. She should have been full for a few like weeks. Oh, you know, you know what? She was full for a month after that. They actually did do a timeline for that. They did. Oh, wow.

So Jonah really did the day. Oh. So you know what? And actually, I think she was only full for like a week or two after eating Collins. Yeah. Maybe they were. I think you accidentally called Colin Jonas right now.

Maybe. Either way, we know what happens. Yeah. Should happens. Well, when Needy is driving off, she's like driving by the woods, and fucking Jennifer just crawls out of the woods and fucking destroys her windshield. And then Needy makes it to her bed, and we hear Jennifer say, hi, right next to her in her bed.

It's like, oh, don't. I hate it. Jennifer's wearing a really sick evil dead shirt in the scene. Yeah. Thank you so much. That's what Needy said. She's like, is that my evil dead shirt? And then Jennifer starts fucking making out with her graphically with hella tongue.

And then the whole time they're making out too, there's a fucking evil dead poster, right? Oh, there is, right. I did not notice the poster and then I was like trying to tell Caleb about like an evil dead, like I guess sneak peak reference or whatever. And I was talking about the shirt and he's like, no, there's two. And I was like, oh shit. That was so confused. All of the evil dead. I don't know how you didn't notice that

Ah, this is the best movie of all fucking time. It's so fucking awesome That is a great for and then yeah, they're fucking make it out in shit And then Jennifer starts to tell the story of what happened cuz like needed freaks out She's like what the fuck is happening like you need to tell me what's going on and then Jennifer's like yeah Well, I was with the angels of Satan with cool haircuts and I saw like a call and rich books everywhere and I was like oh this isn't going too well They take her to the fucking falls There was a book in that van that just said witches I Got up to go to the

Not enough. We both were like that book just says witches And that's it and I don't know why we found that so funny. It's amazing. She starts to tell the story and she's like, all right, well, they took me to the falls and they dragged Jennifer out to the woods and they started ritual. And one of the guys is kind of hesitant

because it's like, all right, well, do you wanna keep working at Moose Coffee or do you wanna be like that guy from Urban Five? Moose Toe Coffee is something like that. Like Moose Knuckle Coffee. I'm not gonna be a fan of cough. I would not buy a coffee from an establishment though. I would never, I would fucking never. I'm also wondering, do you think Adam Levine

sacrificed a virgin to get his shit? Maybe. I think Adam Levine did. 100%. That's why he wasn't considered for the role. Yeah. Did you guys see when he had cornrows like a minute ago? Oh my. Or like braids or something. Adam Levine. What? he had cornrows like a minute ago? Oh my.

Or like braids or something? Adam Levine. That's what? Yeah, he got like weird braids in his hair. And it looked very bad. That's true. He blest. And he was like, all right, you know what, you guys are right.

He know you guys are right. And I think this is one of, I know Ash wrote this scene down because he pulls out a Bowie knife. And he's like, here we go. It's going to be gnarly. And then they all break out into song and I'm gonna let you guys sing it No I know I could tell

I was like I know I know I know, I know. Like, oh, I know. I kept thinking of all those memes that are like, if you went on a psycho killing spree, what song would you play? And I was like, not that one. I personally feel like Satan would be really pissed

if you fucking played 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9 as you fucking murdered his sacrifice. He'd be like, yeah, take again. I'm not taking any sacrifice. He'd be like, really? Not even black I'm not taking out of sacrifice. He'd be like, really? Not even blocked. He's like, that is not hardcore. What is this shit? You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore. We need some Genesis. Tarzan soundtrack come through.

So she or Call is not dying for whatever reason. And we see her walking home that night. And she sees, uh, on that. And she's like's like, hey are you lost but he's just dead fucking silent. She kind of confirms that no one knows that he's still alive and she ate him. I was really rooting for him. She ate him. She ate him. She ate him. She ate him real fucking good. Straight up. I was so sad. I was like tell her that everybody knows where you are. I know where like everyone knows your life. Say tell her that everyone has you on find my friends and they will know I know it's 2009, but just tell her that if anyone ever comes up to you nasty like hey do people know your alive Yeah, everyone everyone everybody is informed I

Just snap chatted I'm Feeling lit feeling life My location my location is on on the thing that I know is working. So then fucking Jennifer's like, see, I can do shit like this. And she fucking cuts herself open and just heals right back up. And Needy's like weirded out but not weirded out enough. And she tells Jennifer to leave. So of course she's just like, okay.

And then she just hops out the window. She's like, where are you going? She's like, fast. She also screams at her at one point. What about my mom's Kia? Oh yeah, because she like crashed into Jennifer. Oh yeah, she's like, what about my mom's Kia? And I was super pissed because she left

with a needy's evil dead shirt. And that shirt was so fucking hot. Yeah, that's a lot. She's straight up stole that shit. Yeah, I'd be pissed. She's definitely evil. I'd be pissed. So Collins, Goth friends are like fucking crying

at the funeral. And they're like, calling Wooden of One of this. And his mom's like, yeah, he wouldn't want to be eaten by a fucking cannibal right before his 18th birthday. And then he's like, when they found him, he looked like lasagna with teeth. And that is terrifying. A cool band name. I call it lasagna with teeth. Lasagna with teeth. Oh my god, you guys shit. Let's start a band. Let's do it. Lasagna with teeth. I Will be the triangle I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and take the teeth. Yes. I want to be the lasagna

Wait a minute I changed my mind. I want to be the ricotta in the Lasagna is Wait a minute. I changed my mind. I want to be the ricotta in the old one. Is lasagna in it? Is mayonnaise? My mayonnaise to an instrument. You can take your pain and shove it up your ass as kids. I got the monopoly on pain. How bad is it that are like almost started crying in the scene? I was like damn she lost her kid. How bad is it that a parent is yelling at her kids friends telling them to shove their pain up their asses? Like they feel for this too. I know Just cuz their goth doesn't mean they don't feel this She's like it's not this how that's how boomers thing goth people have no feelings

I would I would have just hit her with a okay boom feelings. I would I would just hit her with a okay boomer. Okay. Then just went on you very well at the funeral. It will only 2009 had okay boomer. They would have put this it would have been the situation to put okay boomer. Yes. So now this is like I'm never okay with like people in horror movies just finding a book and being like okay this is the plot of the movie. This is how I'm gonna solve this. Yep. But she finds a book on succ like, okay, this is the plot of the movie. This is how I'm gonna solve this. Yep. But she finds a book on succubuses,

and I'm like, you know what? That's actually fine. I think you can actually find that in the real world. Yeah, you definitely could. That one made sense. That's like what happens in Twilight. It gave me Twilight vibes again. Oh yeah.

Yeah, that's true. Research montage. That's fucking incredible, because it's really hard to put something like that in a movie. Like when people just find a book and they're just like, oh, here's a book on killer washing machines I know how to take this out here's a book on killer turkeys. I was just gonna say killer turkey My dad probably has a book on killer turkey. I want a book on killer washing machines

Somebody write me that book the mangler John Carpenter someone make a book the mangla somebody do it Caleb you do it I'm like that book. That's fine. I well. Yeah, you can find out how to kill a washing machine It's probably not too hard. Yeah, I'm plug it well Bule of You, do it. Oh my god, that book. That's fine. Well, yeah, you could find out how to kill a washing machine. It's probably not too hard. Yeah, it's just unplugged. Well, just unplugged that shit. We made the book. So she found out that their weakest one hungry and a blow to the heart will destroy her. And I think it's like a blow to the heart with like metal or something.

I don't fucking know. But Needing Now Explains the plot of the movie to Chip. And he's like, she's like, well, you know, Jennifer was an a virgin, so she turned out to be a succubus and the dance is going to be in all you can eat buffet. And he's like, well, you're crazy and you broke up with me and I spent $12 on a corsage. This is important. It's like, I bought your corsage.

I spent $12. Goddamn corsage, I believe that's it. Motherfucker, I'm not going with you anyway. That's all you have to say. 12 dollars on a fucking corsage. I believe that's it motherfucker. I'm not going with you anyway. That's all you have to say $12 on a fucking corsage try again, baby crumbly little flower you fucker But $12 high school money. That's serious. That is serious. I had the ugliest high school corsage of all time She did I can care for my prom dates mom absolutely hated me That shit was held together with Aquaman.

I hated all the new music that I listened to now in high school. So like my girlfriend at the time was like, hey, let's go to the prom and I was like, I'm not going anywhere near that. I'm not going near those people. Prom sucked. I never went to any school dances. Prom sucked. Like ever.

I was just never interested. Prom is overrated as fuck, but I'm so overrated. You gotta go. Yeah. I went in middle school and I sat around. I wore an all-white outfit with a white fedora and I drank poncho. That's amazing.

No way. I liked taking pictures better than I liked going to. Was it? There were money signs all over my white jacket. Yes. That's amazing. That's a lot of fun. Where are your pictures of this?

It's all asleep. I don't have pictures of this. I don't have. I don't have I don't have. I'm a baby. Yeah, someone yells vibe check and you just came around the corner. Vibe check hand over your vites. Someone say vibe check. You walk up and they're like, all right, we have enough. This will this will sustain. This is enough current. On the fedora. I tip scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I've been using the both legs and do right before this he's like low-key flexing in the mirror Oh, yeah, like kind of flexing in the mirror And he's like dog defend myself. I've been using the both legs and if both flex isn't the most 2009 shit ever

I don't know what is 100% is that what it was in the butt commercial in the game No, I think that was someone something else, but like I wish it was a butt squeeze I don't I didn't know if you see That should be a thing. It's like the SpongeBob episode where Patrick has that butt, both legs. And then right now we get fucking Panic at the Disco new perspective, which is a bank.

Love Panic at the Disco brand and Yuri all the time. Yes, you know, I was really upset one time because he was streaming Fortnite when I still played it and I played with him And then like he left the game that we won and I was like I wanted you to be proud Oh, that's so sad you no way you played with him He was he was streaming one time and we hopped into his stream and we're like playing and then like he died early on in the game And then we won and at the end we saw that he just left and I was like, ah! I'm so jealous. I'm lime green jelly about that too. My goodness.

This is a new phrase. I forgot all about this song, new perspective, until I watched this movie again and I was like, oh, fuck, dude. I remember after I saw this movie, I went straight home onto YouTube and I was like, new perspective, panic of the Disney.

Like, listen to it for like days on end, dude. It's such a good soundtrack. It dude, it's a fucking, it's an amazing thing. It really is. Everything about it. Oh, I love it, I love it. This is my heart, pop balloon, my soul, pop balloon. Everything I've ever believed in, pop balloon,

your abortion, pop balloon, your other abortion, pop balloon. Jesus. Jesus. This movie, man. It really does it. And can we all just admit that Needy looks like a strawberry in her prom dress? Oh, yes.

So upset about it. Yeah. And I was so upset about her hair. She looks like a 1980s Barbie doll. Yeah. Diablo Cody does that though. She does like, like how do you know? It's like in said something about her hair. It's like in a decade, but it's like not in a decade like she does that with her movies.

Yeah, wait does chips mom say something about her hair. Yeah, she looks her. She's like oh I love that I feel that. Oh, so yeah, she's all fucking we see chip walk into that dance and then we see Jennifer disappears in front of him again because she's Jason That's fine and she starts talking about how she's super worried about Needy and she basically tells Chip that Needy was Super sad about Collins death because her and Colin were porking on a semi-regular face when she said porking I wanted to go and I balls out. I hate that bumping on this is so much better Bumping up glies I'm still so dumbfounded that Ash never heard about that until like,

that blew my brain apart. My friends and I were like making fun of the fact that I didn't know what that was. I think my friends didn't know what that was either because we're all the same person. That's crazy. And we said that it should be bumping mosaics instead. What? We were really drunk. Mosaic.

Like, how would you say, you're ugly? You're mosaic baby Beautiful I remember when I was younger my my asshole stepmom was all like nobody looks good having sex And then I thought about later. I was like isn't that what point? Wait a second. Yeah, but nobody looks like that I was like isn't that the whole purpose of porn? You find one that looks like. I don't get the lock.

I feel like am I wrong? Do I not get how this works? That mom's an idiot. I feel like this is a whole industry man. Pure spectacle. I believe that for so fucking long. I thought that was the fact. I was like, oh well, an older person told me this. And then I got older and I was like, wait, that's not.

That's not how it works. You're like, me, why are you even talking to me about this? That's not factual. And yeah, I was just gonna say that, why are you even saying that to me in the first place? I was young. Yeah, that's an appropriate. She's a sacco. Yep, this is a sacco. Shit, potatoes.

Secondary. Oh. Oh, that's three different answers and D oh So fucking needy at this point she's like she has this revelation. She's like okay Jennifer isn't at the prom because she's with chip and this way she goes off running and she gets destroyed by chip's mom And then chip and Jennifer show up to a pool like a raggedy ass pool and they start there's like roots from trees growing in it's like black and mossy and just they're spray paint in the corner that just says hopeless yeah it's not a prime place to get busy or is it that's how I feel at least to get busy and at one point during this get busy. I've asked literally just said that's so

douchey of her to murder her friend's boyfriend. She said it very seriously like man that's shitty of her. Well you know what? Needy? She really sucks. Needy says the same exact thing when she couldn't get her. Yeah she's like that's real shitty. Also I'm like okay who decided that her nickname was Needy? That sucks. Probably Jennifer. Why not just go about Yeni? Okay, I probably Jennifer. No, no, no. I explained this to Bri earlier. That was actually, and I think it's really fucking clever. That was something Diablo Cody did on purpose because she's like the insecure. Exactly. She's like it's symbolism. I mean it makes sense, but still it sucks. It sucks for her, but it's so smart. I think that's it is. That's like it's symbolism. I mean it makes sense, but still it sucks It sucks for her, but it's so smart like I think that's it is that's fucking it's like I'm gonna name this character needy

So they keep fucking like making out and shit and then chip is like I feel weird And then Jennifer just throws him into the nasty ass pool and follows and then needy finds a flower on the ground with a good Three miles away from the pool, but somehow she hears help and she just starts like running over and like she's Traveling so fast. She's hilarious. She runs in the funniest way And uh, she fucking she gets over there and she finds Jennifer eating out of chips neck and what she says right here is Next level she does that little cross thing around her chest and she's like st. Jude patron saint of hopeless causes please give me the power to crush this bitch I loved it maybe that's why the fucking things said hopeless well because she needs them to be hopeless but it's interesting that the person hopeless maybe that's

symbolism it is I like to point things out so she's chilling on her water and pops out and chip hands needy the fucking pepper spray and she sprays her ass up But then she starts floating and chips like she can fly and she's like she's just hovering Fucking Jennifer's like god. Why do you always have to undermine everything? I do you're such a player Love it. Oh, it's the best fucking love it dude and also playing on the Genius fucking needy name Jennifer looks at her and she's like I am not insecure. Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh Next fucking love

She is so they literally just have a burn fests at this point until Jennifer says that she's going to eat her soul Shit it out and he's like I thought you only eat boys I go both ways. I love it. When she said that, I was like, Jennifer is like on some like Freddy Krueger, with a system level. She is.

Yes, yes. All she has to do is say, it's prime time. Exactly. And that's what she's pretty Krueger. That's what she's shooting at the end. I'm excited about what she actually said. She showed him. You know what, Jennifer's body's four out of five stars. It'd be end of what she actually said. She showed him. You know what Jennifer's bodies for

R&B 5 stars if she said that 100% the missing link So chip Takes this opportunity to stab her through the stomach with a fucking pool cleaner She just like pulls it out like a fucking badass and then she ruins it by saying you got a tampon But then she brings it back by saying thought I'd ask you seem like you might be plug in And then she brings it back by saying, thought I'd ask, you seem like you might be plug-in. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God, the lines in this are so good. She said that tamp-on line and I cringed and I was like, oh, that's the first bad line of the movie. And then she took it back and I was like, oh, it's me and bad line good. She said three more things after she said the bad line. Three more bad things before, after the first one, like it wasn't

stopping and, but I thought that we thought that it isn't the end. It worked. Chip apologizes for not believing Needy and then states that he's big dead now. He's like, yeah, I was dead before, but then I heard your voice. I was small dead now. I'm going to be big. I'm all-in-ed everywhere. Just like fucking Jennifer in the beginning scene. He's like, I heard your voice. I heard your voice. He fucking lies to Needy because he says that she looks good in her dress. He is delirious. He's a bullshitter.

She even says that she's like, oh boy, you're really delirious. Oh, she does say that. And he's like, eh, eh, eh, eh. That is. Needy ends up laying in her bed, bloodied up, and dirtyed in her dress, and it gives me total, ready or not, vibes. Oh, yeah. Dude.

100%. They don't know about it. But Adam Brody is also in it, and I just, I- I'm pretty sure they got a lot of references from him. Maybe I'm reaching for straws, but that was awesome. Yeah. I was pretty sure. And we're back at the butt squeezy scene from earlier in the movie. And Nidi pops through the window, and I don't mean...

She doesn't pop through the window. She tackles the window. She flies through this glass window. She demolishes the window. She glances through the window. She... She fucking rkos this window dude. She's like... Parkour!

Parkour parkour parkour She speaks the landing somebody needs to edit that and then she gets her fucking ass bit up and Jennifer licks her lips like a total queen and then she's like a fucking needy pulls out this box cutter She's like you know what it's for is for cutting box I love it first like you you buy what it's for? It's for cutting box off. I love it. I love it. I love it. You buy all your killing tools at Home Depot? God, that's bullshit. Yeah. No, she says, God, that's so much.

To the very end. She's snappy to the very end. Love it. And then we get another fucking like Mean Girls S thing because she says cross out Jennifer and fucking slices her up like an ex. Oh, yeah, she does You're right and then Jennifer starts Levitating again and spinning around in circles and needy rips off her Biff's necklace and for some reason this this causes Jennifer to lose all of her life force and fall to the bed dramatically Like what did you think was gonna happen when you killed her boyfriend lately? You guys gonna be Biff still?

Like, she immediately regretted going to Claire's with you. I'm pretty sure during this I just yelled, we are not Biff's. Oh my god, I was alone, but I yelled at him. No longer Biff's. You know what, honestly, you know what I imagine? I imagine this was me and Bury, and I just ripped off the necklace. We were like, slowly falling down. But like falling down like not from levitating like falling down from like something else stupid. From like tackling each other with a drunk with whole hands on.

You I have never tackled you you tackled me. Well. You're like well correct. It's a bad time. You're like well correct. It's a bad time. I can't, I can't deny it. It's bad. That one goes like unrealized. Yeah, I don't know if you guys noticed, but that's not breathing. It's facts because you can't see her. That's me pressing the soundboard and making her say it's facts.

Oh really? Oh my god, I didn't know that. I took it's facts from one of the episodes so that whenever Brey disagrees with me, I can make her really. That's so, that's so smooth. She is. She has all the power now. Wow, he really does.

Shit, I want to sound more. No, no. You honestly, it's, it's changed my life. I feel like you would just like have so many clips of me saying like the embarrassing shit. I would 100%. So like during this dramatic scene, Needy flies down and she puts the box cutter uh box cutter straight into her chest and Jennifer's. Elena, you can say this. You say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. My tit.

She doesn't even say it like it hurts. She's just like my tit. No, your heart. It's so amazing. It's so amazing. It's so funny. It's everything. What a final word. And then this seems actually gets really sad because Midea's on top of her with a box cutter

and her fucking chest and Jennifer's fucking Oh yeah. And she starts crying. Yeah, that's rough. Oh my god, dude. If like, I didn't remember much from this movie other than that, the emo guy died

and that her mother walked in on her getting murdered. Yeah, that was a bummer. That's so sad. Super sad, yeah. Cause I would just straight up murder that girl if I was her mom. Right? Straight up.

Yeah. She was kinda just like, oh well, she's dead. She was like wow, this is a bummer. She was like, she was kind of a bitch. And you know what, Nity just walks away. She's just like, oh I gotta go. Yeah, she rolls over on the bed and just lays there.

And then she does. And then she leaves. And then we're back in this, like, word. Yeah. Oh, my God. So Needy states that she is in who she is anymore, because some say if you get bit by a demon and you live, you absorb some of their powers.

Now she's floating and she's the pretentious one. She's strong. She's escaping by walking through the fence. Which I was like, why didn't she do that a long time ago? If she had that power, I think she was enjoying all the little things she got. Why were you beating up the nurses? Yeah, I think she could have just left.

Because she could, like you could just leave. Literally the only explaining. She's like, bitch, I might be. She was taking out a finger earlier in the movie. So maybe it was that. Oh yeah, that's true. So Needy walks off and hitches a ride from some old geezer and he asks where she's going and she's like following this rock band tonight's gonna be their last show. Heyo! Honestly, such a good fucking way to end the movie. Yep.

It is because the rock music starts playing like there's no more dialogue anymore and you just see all the fucking band like partying they're doing coke They're fucking hanging out with girls and they're like fuck yeah, dude. This is awesome And then she just shows up like knocks on the door Disroys them we see blood flying everywhere the next thing we see is fucking body bags and cops taking care of the crime scene And the very last thing we see is a bunch of like fan girls running to the hotel room excited to see You know the fucking band and it's on black and white and it's all static like the fucking hotel camera and then needy walks off with a fucking hood just looking spook as fuck. It's so good. It's such a great

fucking ending. Oh so good. Oh we shit. And you know what this movie is over an hour and a half and I'm not even upset about it at all. No I it went by so We really do watching it. I like almost wish there was more you know what 17 kills. Oh shit That is a high kill that really is that's bigger than most Friday the 13th movies. Yeah, that is a big That's crazy. That's hard to say kick kick Count kick count I heard she wanted to make a series out of this. Oh, yeah, she tried to pitch it because Kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuk didn't want to do a sequel, like the movie. She was like, I have no interest in that. Oh, really? But she was like, I pitched a series and they said no. And her whole thing was Buffy the Vampire Slayer was like a underrated movie.

And then it turned into one of the biggest TV shows. Right. Yeah. And I was like, I'm here for it. Apparently nobody else was. That's annoying. Netflix, if you're listening, give us a fucking Jennifer's body too.

Yes, I am in. Because you know listening give us a fucking Jennifer's body to yes Netflix would do it right if they if anyone else tried to reboot it They'd probably fuck it up. I feel like Netflix probably handle it. Oh, yeah, I would trust Netflix with it Do you guys have a favor kill in this movie? I? Think my favorite one is the is Colin is mine to yeah, why are you why do we always do? You guys are one Killin and I are one being you guys are a unit. We are I feel like my favorite is Jennifer because she just says I was my Oh my god. I was gonna fucking say that Holy shit me on April

Like it sucks that she like well doesn't suck that she dies like you see it coming But it does look just like just the whole like levitating, like floating around, rolling around in the fucking, the bifnick list getting ripped off and then fucking cross out Jennifer. Like it's fucking great dude. You hit it just a year ago, but you love to watch her leave. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. This is the best explanation of it. It's so true. Who is the best actor in this movie? Jennifer. Yeah, Megan Fox. That scene with her when they're in the woods

and they're about to sacrifice her. I believe her that she is absolutely terrified. She's so good in that scene. She's great. Chris Pratt. I was gonna say, what's his name? The guy who plays Jay Jonah Jameson. JK Simmons.

Yeah, that's true. Or Megan Foxx. That's true. It's a tie. He's great at all times. Also the teacher who's like, that's it, will my,

oh, edit that out. Okay, and pros for this movie. Well, I like that the whole, that it's like a feminist movie. Yeah it is. Definitely definitely that would be a pro. I know what the dialogue. Oh yeah. The phrases the sheer 2009ness mega facts. The fucking soundtrack is my heart and soul. The soundtrack is really good. The soundtrack and then nostalgia in this fucking film.

Exactly. It's so good. Um, so we do this thing where we I usually ask Bree what the IMDB rating is and for some reason she's always fucking point one or two off. So I want to see how you guys do. What do you think the IMDB rating is? Oh shit. I feel like it's probably bad. It goes between one and 10 and it can be like you know like 1.1 or like 1.2, whatever. I'm gonna say like 4.6. 4.6? I was gonna say 4.7. I was gonna say 4.5. Whoa.

Bre is the closest again, 5.2. Oh, shit. Wow. Jesus, happens every time, guys. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. Okay, I do a Rotten Tomatoes thing too. So what do you think the critics

on Rotten Tomato tomatoes gave this? 40% 47% 54 Bree is wrong 44% Oh, hey Hey Okay, got really low ratings It's rotten tomatoes audience

Audience 86 I'm gonna say 83 I'm gonna say 83. I'm gonna say 68. I'm gonna say 68. I'm gonna say we're all pissed by this, but Alana is the closest. 34. Oh, I knew it was low. I'm cultured.

These people. Sines. Oh my God, do we both just say that? You want cultured swine? Okay, and are you guys familiar with letterbox at all? Yes. No. Just say that, you definitely want to go. You want to go to Switzerland? OK, and are you guys familiar with Letterbox at all? Yes. No.

Touch. Touchbox. So it's kind of similar. There's ratings on it too. It goes up to five. And it has points in it too, like 1.1, 1.2, et cetera. I would say 2.5, 1.3. I'm going to say 2.5 1.3 I'm gonna say Three we got it three. Oh shit. Breathe. What do you do you should be on this shit?

Thanks, I'm a psychic. I'm the long Island medium. Oh Yeah, I'm gonna take a poodle Love a lover of death lover the death Yeah, I'm gonna raise the Caputo. Love it, love it, it's dead. Love it, it's dead. Wow. Oh my god. Oh, wait, you know, I went over one thing. What do you guys write this?

What does everyone write this on your own? Out of five. 600. I would give, I honestly will give this like a four out of five. What? Yeah, I'm sorry. You wouldn't give it, or if you wouldn't give it a 4 out of 5. What? Yeah, I'm sorry. You wouldn't give it, or if you wouldn't give it a 5 out of 5?

No, I think, I mean, I think there's some moments that can be judged. Oh, well, yeah, it's like so politely incorrect. Yeah. It 2009, me would say like a 600 today, me would, I agree with your four because of that. See? I got mad at you.

Yeah, you did. I would say the same. I'm going to go ahead and keep the racist and homophobic references and I'm gonna give it a five. I love that. I'll give it a four. Because you know what? It's, if it wasn't Diablo Cody, I might be a little pissed, but I know she doesn't mean any of it. That's true. So I'm fine with all of it. I don't find it. It's fucking true. It's really fucking funny. She didn't know about cancel culture yet. She didn't your true. You're very true Yeah, I rated this up a five on letterbox a long time ago, and then I rated it back again

I was like, yeah, this is still fucking fucking doing it all over again. I forgot to rate it I forgot to rate it that I will go and rate it before yeah, we got to bring it back bring it back guys This was seriously fucking amazing. This was a blast. This was amazing. It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun.

It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun. It was really fun.

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Horseshow and I love the fact that you guys talk exactly like they do like exactly like I do in my any fucking day But about true crime and I was like talking to Bray, I was like I want to do a horror movie podcast But I think we have to do true crime too. I love that. I love that so much do it all I was I was really drunk when he told me and like usually if he tells me shit when I'm drunk I'm like, yeah, okay, I'll agree and he's like, okay, but when you're not drunk It's gonna be a different thing and so we told me that he was like so I'm gonna remind you and I was like, yeah Do it we're gonna start this fucking podcast and here we are and here we are and I'm so fucking glad you did I'm so stoked about I'm really fucking happy we did too like it's it's been a great fucking time Cuz we got to do this and then not like a month later you guys message us and I was like hold on literally my favorite fucking

Podcast just message me like what is happening? I was like this is not real and I sent it to Bree and I literally started crying I was like this this is not real like I know I was at work and like the messages were coming in all fucking stupid and I was like what the fuck is he talking about like what's happening like finally like I got home and like everything was fucking loading and I was like oh my fuck oh my fuck we love you guys we do we love the fuck out of you guys. We love you guys What a fucking honor that you guys are like down to do this with us like dude? We feel the same about you guys. We are fucking morbid soup. What is up? Board is suit mom. We're by coastal BFFs. Yes. Oh, I love it We got to get the necklaces from Claire's where I said we do we really do

I am honestly so down for that I am 100% into that we have to get the same exact one from Jennifer's body though And we have to like put some fake blood on them. Yes Some Just get red nail nail polish. Yeah, that'll work. Please like don't sacrifice anybody That'll work. Breeze, like, don't sacrifice anybody. For the making of the bif. The making of the bif. The bif is not real unless we sacrifice someone.

The bif cleanse. I love it. Seriously guys, thank you so fucking much. This was the greatest time I've ever had in my life. I never dreamed that when we started this podcast, something like this would happen. I never dreamed that one would started this podcast something like this would happen I never dreamed I would even talk to any of you and now I talk to ash every single fucking day pretty much And we like I love this is cool. No, this was amazing. I just I Had to like take like a step back and like take in this moment for like what it is

My nerves literally I woke up this morning and immediately I sat up and I was like, fuck, we have to record today. And this was like, what, fucking like 10 hours before we recorded it. Yeah. Yeah. I was so nervous all fucking day. Oh my god.

I was like, I think we're into this all day. I was so excited all day. We've been so excited. I was so excited. I've been excited about this for so long and literally I didn't have like any issues and then right when I woke up this morning and I started on like you know The notes and everything are like and I restart the movie like seven times like have backspace and I was like stupid

Stupid stupid Stupid stupid Never so guys go go ahead and plug yourselves. Oh plug. We get to plug ourselves. We get to plug ourselves. All right We just want me to say our things All right. We pull. We pull. We say our things. Yes. Oh, okay. You can find us on Instagram at morbid podcast.

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it to sail. We'll do that one day soon. Honestly. Yeah. Not around that. Not around how we really do. Because that's when that should get expansive. You know, I was going to buy a ticket for you guys first live show and then there's a checkup on the app. And then the ticket was like $500 and I was like, I can't do it. When I had to say about that is FDB. But you know what?

FDB, I love it. You know what? I watched all of it. I acted like I was there Someday very soon it'll happen cuz you guys are doing so many live shows go go by fucking tickets to that live show Seriously, they have so many go to them. Don't be a douche I think I said what what do we say at the end of episodes? Are we saying anything? You're usually just like fuck you goodbye and I'm like, my right we can say ours We just feel like we hope you keep listening and we hope you keep it

super super Wait Ash what you have to do one of your yes, don't be Ash what you have to do one of your yes, don't be Yes, I love I love the throat clear. I have to turn around Wait, but do we have to do the thing first? Yeah, we hope you keep listening and we hope you keep it But don't keep so weird that you get abducted by a fucking satanic Indie band or Pete wedges not the lead singer and they take you up to this little devil's not quarter and then they fucking Hac you up all singing 8 6 7 5 3 9 and then you fucking become a succubus and you start eating all the people And you even eat Colin even though he was such a nice boy

And then you go to the pool and you fucking take your best friend's boyfriend and you eat him too And it's really fucked up, and it's not okay, and you can't be eating your best friend's boyfriend And then she rips off your fucking clothes and she fucking throws it to the pool and you fucking take your best friend's boyfriend and you eat him too And it's really fucked up and it's not okay And you can't be eating your best friend's boyfriend and then she rip off your fucking clothes and she fucking throws it to the floor And she boxed up the show you where her mom runs in and she's all upset and then she had a fucking brand house Kick the lady and then just she kills everybody. She kills everybody. Don't keep it that weird. Yes I fucking love it That's a breeze Was that okay? I probably just woke I love it. And this is what I love. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

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I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love god, I'm so hungry right now. I could eat a succubus. I'm not making pizza.

What? It is 1147. You're not making me pizza. I'm not making pizza. Can I microwave the mamasla? Let's pizza in your freezer. Sure. Lit.

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