Muscle for Life with Mike Matthews - Mike Israetel on How to Find the Best Weightlifting Exercises for Your Body
Episode Date: January 6, 2021Have you ever done an exercise and just not “felt” it? Sure, you performed the lift, but your target muscles don’t feel like they worked very hard. Or maybe you felt it in the “wrong” areas?... Like your forearms feeling zapped after barbell curls while your biceps still feel fresh. Or maybe you felt it, but in a bad way. For example, bench pressing started bothering your elbows and you never really felt it in your chest before your triceps started giving out. These sorts of problems aren’t uncommon. And the good news is there are often modifications and tweaks you can fine-tune to make exercises more effective and work better for you. These aren’t necessarily obvious fixes you can discover intuitively, read about in a textbook, or even hear about by word of mouth either. Sometimes you have to experiment. Of course, this is a double-edged sword, because you can end up “fixing your form” for months on end, without ever really settling on anything. This is where experience and intelligent methodology come into play and that’s why I invited Dr. Mike Israetel back on the podcast. In case you’re not familiar with Dr. Israetel, not only does he hold a PhD in Sport Physiology, but he’s the co-founder of Renaissance Periodization, a successful blog, coaching program, and fitness platform, so he’s worked with thousands of people and definitely knows his stuff. In this episode, Mike covers . . . The importance of having a checklist for evaluating a muscle building stimulus "Feeling" exercises and the difference between tension perception and "the burn" The benefits of getting a pump Criteria for judging whether an exercise is worthwhile Why you might want to experience soreness Stimulus to fatigue ratio and sustainability The importance of experimentation to account for biomechanical diversity among people A magic skullcrusher tip for those with elbow pain And more . . . So if you want to learn about a methodological approach to tweaking your own form and exercise choices to find what works practically for you, you’ll love this episode! --- Timestamps: 8:21 - What are some common form mistakes that people make that are not obvious? 28:13 - What is the stimulus to fatigue ratio? 34:26 - What are some exercises that you can improve on? 41:58 - What are some tips to help your biceps and triceps? 46:19 - Do you have any barbell preferences? --- Mentioned on The Show: Mike Israetel’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RenaissancePeriodization Mike Israetel’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rpdrmike/ Mike Israetel’s Website: https://renaissanceperiodization.com/ Books by Mike Matthews: https://legionathletics.com/products/books/ --- Want free workout and meal plans? Download my science-based diet and training templates for men and women: https://legionathletics.com/text-sign-up/
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Hello, friend. I'm Mike Matthews. This is Muscle for Life. Thank you for joining me today for yet
another episode of the podcast. Now, have you ever done an exercise that many people swear by
and just not really felt it? Have you ever done the bench press, for example, and not felt much
of your pecs working, felt it more in your shoulders maybe or your triceps or maybe a
back exercise. Many people have reached out to me over the years to tell me that certain
pull exercises just don't seem to train their back muscles as much as their biceps. And speaking of
biceps, many people have told me over the years that when they do barbell curls, straight barbell curls, it really zaps their forearms, but their biceps feel relatively fresh bench pressing, for example, maybe just started to bother your
elbows or maybe some variety of squat or lunge really does not play nicely with your knees.
And while I could share many other examples, but I think you get the point. And these sorts of
problems are not uncommon. Many people run into them in different ways, depending on how their
body is built, both their skeleton and how their
muscles attach to their skeleton. And the good news is there are often very simple modifications
that you can make to exercises, little tweaks you can make to make them more effective for you,
to make them work better for your body. And in some cases, you just need to replace them
altogether. And that is the topic
of today's podcast. And I'm excited to share this with you because many people don't talk or write
about this aspect of weightlifting. Plenty of people talk about the most effective exercises
you can do or the best exercises you can do for each major muscle group, but not how to make those exercises most effective for you or how to find
the specific exercises that are going to be most effective for you. Now, I myself have written and
spoken about the most effective exercises you can do for each major muscle group, of course,
and that advice is useful for most people considering the most common fitness goals. So most people are going to find that if
they follow my advice on which exercises to do for each major muscle group, they are going to do
well. They are going to gain a significant amount of muscle and strength. And as the average guy
really just wants to gain probably around 30-ish pounds of muscle from his starting point and get his body fat down
to maybe around 10%. And as the average woman wants to gain maybe about half of that 15-ish
pounds of muscle in the right places on her body and then bring her body fat percentage down to 20%
or so, what you are going to learn in today's podcast is not going to be necessary for most
of those people. There are exceptions, of course. There are people who really don't respond well to certain exercises, who really don't feel the
target muscle group working, who don't get much of a pump, who don't get much in the way of muscle
soreness and so forth. But again, that is going to be rare when we're talking about the fundamental
exercises of strength training, bench pressing, overhead pressing, deadlifting,
and squatting, and so forth. That said, in the case of the more advanced weightlifter who is
really trying to achieve every last ounce of muscle and strength genetically available to them,
the advice that is going to be shared in this podcast can really help a lot because the advanced
trainee's body is so much less responsive to training than the
beginners or even the intermediates. So if you are an advanced weightlifter and you can use what
you're going to learn in today's interview to improve the effectiveness of your training,
let's say by just 5%. In and of itself, that's not that big of a difference. But if you can then
learn something else that adds another, let's say 6%, and then maybe add a couple
of supplements that you're not taking, maybe creatine, beta-alanine, and citrulline, for
example, and get an extra, I don't know, 7% or 8% bottom line results from your training while
these things cumulatively start to add up to real differences over time. And so I think that's
enough preamble for today's episode,
which features Dr. Mike Isretel, who holds a PhD in sport physiology and who is also the
co-founder of Renaissance Periodization, which is a successful blog, educational website,
as well as coaching service. And they have a very popular app as well, specifically for weight loss.
coaching service and they have a very popular app as well, specifically for weight loss.
And so Mike is a guy who has worked with thousands of people ranging from everyday normal folk who just want to lose a bit of fat and gain a bit of muscle and strength to top tier bodybuilders. He
knows his stuff. And in this episode, Mike goes over the importance of having a checklist for evaluating how effective an
exercise is and how to go about experimenting with different exercises in a scientific way
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for my favorite fitness-friendly recipes. Hey, Mike, welcome back to the podcast.
Thank you for having me back.
Thanks for being here. And I wanted to talk to you about, I guess you could kind of say a bit of the
art of bodybuilding. What I mean by that is specifically exercise modifications, form tweaks or fixes the things that it takes time and it takes
attention. And often it takes time training, not just your own body, but working with other people
and really getting a sense of what works practically in certain scenarios and what doesn't,
regardless of what the scientific literature might suggest. And of course, that's not a knock
on the literature, but there can be a disconnect. I mean, even something as simple as I've talked about this, if you had the most scientifically
optimized training program, but you didn't enjoy it, you didn't like the workouts, you didn't look
forward to going to the gym and doing them, then it's probably not for you. It'd probably be better
to find a way to make it something that you can enjoy because of compliance and you're probably
going to work harder in your training and so forth. So yeah, that's kind of the preamble. And I think a good
place to start would be maybe some common technique or form mistakes that people make
with exercises that are popular among us meatheads that are not obvious. Or if you have any great
examples for that, then some common modifications
or ways to improve exercises that you don't see many people doing, where everybody just kind of
does it this way when there are other ways and a different way of going about that exercise might
work better, you know? So I think that it's important to have a checklist in your head,
It's important to have a checklist in your head, potentially even on paper or in digital format, that you can go through to figure out what it is ideally that you want to get out of doing an exercise.
Because if you don't have a checklist that is relatively objective, it's very easy to get into self-doubting mode often. It's okay to be in that mode on occasion because I think it's a really good self-corrective thing. But if you're in that
mode really often, it might end up throwing you from one technique to another technique,
one modification to another. And the big downside with that is that it prevents you from tracking
performance and then objectively being able to push yourself as hard as you need to over time, right? So for example, if you're trying to increase your
bench press for muscle growth, you want to sort of bench whatever you bench for sets of 10,
you kind of want to see that float up to sets of 12 to 13 over several weeks or months,
or you'd like to see the sets of 10 float up by 5, 10, 15,
20 pounds, and that's how you know you're doing a good job. But if you're every other workout,
you're playing with your grip and you're widening it or you're narrowing it, you're playing with
bar position or you're touching low, high, medium on the chest, you're doing some pauses, you're
not doing pauses, you're doing slow eccentrics. You're not. All of those differences end up making the output of how much you're able to do repetitions-wise and weight-wise so? And you're like, oh, I think it's good.
Have you gotten stronger in your chest exercises? What are you going to say to that?
You might not know. Especially, let's say you're doing maybe a set of AMRAP at the end of a
training block to see, and that happens to be one where you are slower on the eccentric, and it looks
like maybe the training block was kind of a wash, and maybe it wasn't. Right, exactly. And who knows
is the technique modifications, is the fact that you sort of obviated a lot of neural
learning because the neural patterning was different, so different between the techniques
you never really got very good in any one of them.
So it's a lot of questions there that you don't want that process of self-doubt and
alteration to be completely continuous all the time.
What you want to do is have it occur and then for several months put in what you have concluded into motion without much change and then see how it affects you and
slash let it affect you beneficially. Because there's a specificity and momentum element where
just circling your wagons around one thing and really doing it well, I mean, it's not just that
you can measure the progress then, it's that that sort of thing also generates really good progress.
I mean, it's not just that you can measure the progress then, it's that that sort of thing also generates really good progress, right?
So it's kind of like driving around on a date with your significant other and looking for
the best restaurant to go to.
Can be fun, but it's a little bit more fun and the date goes better if you're at a restaurant
that you just have to pick at some point, right?
A date is not just driving around looking for restaurants and then it's 11 p.m. and
you're like, well, guess I'll be dropping you off now.
Next time, maybe we'll find a restaurant.
It's like, yeah, okay, that was fun.
But maybe any restaurant would be better than sitting in traffic.
So just the same way, if you do enough altering, I think at some point you just have to pick some things.
It comes back to the original question of what objective criteria or subjective criteria, what stable criteria are we picking on?
Because some people will say, well, you know, we try it like this. It'll do this,
try it like that. It'll do that. Here's the question, do what? And there are answers to this.
Some of the answers are relatively straightforward if we break them down. For example,
is the exercise, whatever technique we end up using, is it hitting our proxies for what is a
good muscle growth stimulus? That's hard to
measure directly because you can't just do an assay of muscle fibers right after every workout
and be like, well, that particular exercise caused this elevation in muscle protein synthesis. You
can't have measurements like that, unfortunately, in real life yet. So what do we do? We have proxies
and here are some of them. Number one, do you feel the exercise generating a high degree of perceptively disruptive tension
in the target muscle?
So for example, if I show you a new trick to curling, ostensibly is to help your biceps
grow, and do you feel a huge amount of tension only in your forearms and in your brachioradialis
muscles, for example, you have to tell me as a wise trainee that like,
yeah, like this technique is cool. I don't suspect it's optimally hitting my biceps.
And then I could ask you why. And you say, I don't really feel a whole lot of tension
through my biceps. And that's not one of those things that sort of talked about separating the
art and the science. They're unified here. Okay. Tension is what's generating most of the growth
anyway. And if you can't feel tension in the muscle you're trying to hit, I think that could
be a problem. And now a retort to that could be like, well, with high reps, it's really tough to
sense tension because it's never really heavy. It's never really tearing you apart. With stiff
leg and deadlifts, you know when your hamstrings are getting hit. But with leg curls for instance
of 20 to 30, I mean, how do you really know what's doing the work? You're just kind of cranking out the reps. Well, my hamstrings hurt by rep. I mean, I was
just doing in this training block sets of eight, 10, and by 10, my hamstrings are hurting for sure.
And so that hurting can happen in two ways. One is the perception of tension that's disruptive.
And the second is the burn, the local burn on the target muscle. So for lower reps and
moderate reps, we can use tension perception in bench presses where you're doing sets of like eight. You may
never get the burn in your pecs, right? It just might not be a thing, but you will feel tension
in your pec. And then in machine chest presses for sets of 25, which is also hypertrophic,
you may never really feel this ripping, tearing tension in your pecs, but you will feel a burn
in the chest, especially in
the last five reps. It will be searing. And if you're feeling, if someone says, hey, try this
chest press like this, and all of a sudden you're doing it and you feel a crazy burn in your front
belts, but honest to God, you're just not feeling it in your pecs, are you sure that it was a good
modification? I'm personally not very sure. As a matter of fact, I'm highly skeptical of that idea.
And that's a very good point just to interject quickly. And it makes me immediately
think of many people who have reached out to me over the years saying that they just don't
feel a certain exercise working a certain muscle group. Very common is bench press and pecs,
particularly with guys who are new to lifting weights. And what I've found in a fair amount
of cases is that they were looking for them.
They had equated the burn with feeling the exercise, training the pecs, right?
So if they did higher up flies, that is something they quote unquote felt. Whereas doing maybe sets of four or five with 80 or 85% of the one rep max on the bench
press, they didn't quote unquote feel it just simply because again, in their mind, it was
all about the burn because they had read in a magazine or heard in the gym locker room or whatever,
that that's the real key. Like those are the muscle building reps. And I just think that's
worth just highlighting because that's a very good way of putting it is there are two different ways
to quote unquote feel the muscle group or the exercise working, right?
Yep. And one of them really is optimized towards the heavier loading range. So my muscle connection is a real thing. It is important, but it's got to
both cover the lower rep ranges and the higher rep ranges and with the tension perception and
the burn. And you think about what about a set of 15? That's a whole lot of both. You know what I
mean? Which is great. You can be assured that something is happening in the muscle. Now,
the next question in this sort of proxy of
stimuli, are we doing a good job stimulating the muscle in this new technique that we're trying?
Okay, but is there any evidence? Sure, we're hitting the muscle, but are we doing enough,
for example? Is there more evidence that the muscle is being stimulated? I think another line
of evidence is the pump. Okay, so like a muscle only gets a robust pump that lasts for minutes
and minutes and minutes after the set is over.
Really, when it's being utilized to a significant extent, like when you're doing, let's say, rows, and you have your lats feel sort of normal, and you have an enormous trap pump, are you saying, look, biomechanically, my lats have to be getting the best workout here and the trap pump is irrelevant.
I think that would be a very ignorant thing to say. You know what I mean? It would just be wrong.
Rep ranges would matter here too as well though, right? Because that's also something, again,
I'm just thinking of questions I've fielded from people doing heavier lifting, particularly on the
big compounds and just not used to that type of response
because of what they were doing previously
was a lot of higher rep stuff
that gave them a bigger pump.
And that's kind of how they would judge
the quality of their workout
was like, how pumped are they?
So the pump is definitely in many cases
more reserved for high repetitions,
but at the same time,
I think faster twitch individuals
or individuals with faster twitch muscle fibers
tend to experience pump at the lower rep ranges.
As a matter of fact, if you have someone who really, really fast twitch pecs for sets of 20
to 30, they just kind of get tired and they don't get a pump. They're like, I don't know,
I feel like I'm running, like I'm jogging. Yeah. Someone like, do you get a pump from jogging in
your quads? Like I would call it a pump. I would just call it like, I'm annoyed that I'm here
still. Blood is still flowing through and it's not really staying. There's no fluid accretion.
But for someone who is really
fast twitching the pecs, for example, multiple sets of eight in an inclined barbell press would
give them this enormous pump. And they're like, well, I had no idea I could get this pump.
It's like, well, you actually were sort of tailor-made to be getting a great response,
activating the most muscle mass and thus getting a pump from the lower rep ranges,
from the higher loading ranges. So I think there's definitely some nuance there where if you get a better pump from heavier weights than lighter
weights, I would probably do more heavy training on average. And vice versa. And vice versa in
context. Interesting. In context of what about the tension perception and so on and so forth.
And now here's another piece. So there's, so far there are sort of four pieces and the first
are kind of unified. There's tension slash burn piece number one and sort of two piece number two or three,
depending on how you count it as the pump.
Are you getting one?
How good is it?
You know, cause like somebody could tell you like, Hey, try this new way of doing lat pull
downs.
And like the old way you're doing your lats after three sets gets so pumped that you can't
put your arms down your sides.
You're like, dude, there's like tennis balls in my armpits.
And then this new way they showed you, you feel like your spinal erectors are really
kind of like swollen, but your lats don't feel anything. Are you really willing to bet your
hypertrophy on the fact that they're like, no, trust me, biomechanically, your lats are like,
this is great for them. Like, yeah, but biomechanically, if they were active in those
muscle fibers, wouldn't they get pumped? Why wouldn't they? Something's missing, right?
It's almost like you try some incredible new seafood dish that people assure you is
awesome. You're like, I don't know. This tastes like regular shrimp to me. They can tell you that
it's a Michelin star restaurant and blah, blah, blah. But at the end of the day, what you taste
really is what matters. All the excuses in the world don't mean anything. So that pump situation
can absolutely be illustrative as to what is actually being stimulated. And then lastly is the, what I would call disruption.
And it has a few elements, probably three. One is a progressive loss of strength locally at the
local muscle. So for example, if you're doing bicep curls and you just keep doing sets of 10
and you feel fine and fine and fine, it's not clear you're training hard enough or you're targeting the biceps.
How do you know you're targeting the biceps? After four or five sets,
your ability to do curls is highly degraded. You're much weaker, either getting very few reps
or you have to use much less weight to get the same number of reps. And some would say like,
so are your biceps getting hit? You're like, dude, my biceps are barely alive at this point.
Like that potentially is too much training, but we know it doesn't have a problem with not
being enough.
We know that if your pecs are basically like your usual dumbbell fly is 30 pounds for a
set of 10 after a quote unquote, very productive pec workout.
Now you can only dumbbell fly 15 pounds for a set of 10 and your pecs just give out.
We know something happened to your pecs.
Your pecs were stimulated.
Someone can't tell you like, oh, well, it's because your front delts are tired.
Like really though, my pecs are really messed up. Something happens. So there's that decrease
of function or reduction of function. The second one is something I would call perturbation,
where is something has happened to your muscle locally and the nervous system that innervates it
that has thrown it off. It has set it into a state of sort of disrepair, homeostatic disruption.
A really good example of this is trying to walk downstairs or upstairs after a really hard quad workout. Like your legs
don't move like they're supposed to. You get cramps, you get weird motor coordination problems
where you're like, I used to know how to walk, right? Trying to brush your teeth after a crazy
bicep and pec workout. You're like, I'm bad at brushing my teeth. I can't believe it. I can't
put the toothbrush where it's supposed to go. Something clearly happened to my biceps. If you are at a club later after what someone tells you
is an insane bicep-specific workout, and you grab a drink off the table and your bicep immediately
cramps, look, a lot of stuff is up in the air and questionable, but you having received a very
robust stimulus to your biceps earlier is probably not one of those questions. You have something
happened to your biceps. Because if it didn't, why the hell are they so messed up?
And then lastly is soreness. So there's various kinds, including delayed onset soreness. So
delayed onset soreness is not the only thing when I talk about disruption, that's not the only thing
I mean, but it sure is a good cherry on top. It also doesn't mean you're not overdoing it.
You could get DOMS every single time and be literally overdoing it and have so much muscle
damage that you're now doing too much and you're actually causing no growth,
less growth, or even worse, you could be causing a recession in growth, right? Like actually
reduction in muscle size if you really overdo it. So DOMS isn't the goal of training.
But if you have robust muscle soreness several days after, you're going to get 99 problems,
but stimulating the muscle probably isn't one. So for example, if someone's like, hey man, I don't know if I'm activating my quads properly,
hack squatting. I'll go like, okay, what happens a couple of days after you hack squat? They're
like, dude, I'm so sore. My quads, I can barely walk. I'm like, look, yeah, sure. Your technique
may stand to improve, but the reason your quads aren't growing is probably a nutritional issue,
or maybe you're doing too much issue or a sleep issue or a stress issue. But if you're getting like really robust soreness in the target muscle reliably, the stimulus is not a problem.
You know what I mean? I run into many people who think they're stuck, who actually aren't stuck.
They just don't realize like their expectations are wrong or they're not tracking properly.
That could be a whole other discussion we have of like, I've literally had, and this is,
I have YouTube videos about this, of people saying, Hey, I'm at a plateau. And I'm like,
okay, they're like, I can't gain weight. And I've got wise to this now where I've literally had, and this is, I have YouTube videos about this, of people saying, hey, I'm at a plateau. And I'm like, okay, they're like, I can't gain weight. And I've
wised to this now where I go, okay, how much weight have you gained in the last two months?
They're like, well, like four pounds. And I'm like, so when you say you can't, you literally
mean you have the opposite of what you said. And they're like, well-
I think there's a semantic disconnect here.
That's right. You're literally lying to me and yourself, but they're like, well,
I guess it's just not as much as I wanted. And I'm like, well, look, I could tell you I haven't made any money.
And you would say, so you can't pay your bills?
I'm like, no, I pay my bills just fine.
And there's plenty for savings.
What I'm saying is I'm not a trillionaire.
And it's like, well, that's not any money.
That's infinite money.
I understand you want to grow bigger.
That's a very separate problem.
And it's philosophically a very separate problem.
So for example, if you are a rocket designer, a rocket engineer, and you have two kinds of problems with a rocket, potentially. One is it
simply won't activate and take off. The engine doesn't turn on. That's problem number one.
Problem number two is the engine turns on, everything goes, the rocket gets to a certain
altitude, and it fails to meet exit velocity and it falls out of the sky. And, you know, parachute turns on, you recover the rocket, you try again.
Philosophically, those are two completely different categories of problem.
Because how big of a problem is the fact that your rocket can't reach exit velocity?
I mean, as far as you getting funding for your next stage of the space program, it's huge.
But you're on to something.
Something is working.
The rocket goes up.
Sorry to raise my voice.
So then every improvement you're going to make is probably
a qualitative improvement where you're going to look at these fundamentally effective systems,
and maybe you'll boost them. Maybe you'll bolster them. Maybe you'll redesign them even.
But if you have a rocket that simply won't activate and take off at all, I mean, look,
Mike, you could potentially have a really big problem where the fundamental engineering is
off. So just the same, if you're in a plateau, or if you say, look, I can't activate my quads,
you could be doing very, very big things wrong. And the potential solution we could come up with could be radically different
from what you're doing. Whereas if you actually activate your muscles just fine, or you're
actually growing just fine, it's not as fast as you would like, that's a different quality of
problem. If we do anything, which we might not, then it's only a problem at the margins. You're
like, well, just do a little bit something different here, a little bit something different
there. I'm really glad you brought that up because a lot of times people do, in fact,
say, oh, I'm not gaining or I'm not losing or I'm not feeling my chest. And what they actually mean
is I'm not doing these things as ideally as I'd like to be, which is also, by the way, true for
almost every situation. You know what I mean? Like, when can you possibly say about anything
in your life that like, this is ideal? Never. So it's really a quality. It's a value judgment at
that point of just how a person speaks. It's not not good enough like you know shit nothing's ever good enough but in any case
especially when there are physiological hard limits to this right for everyone you know if
we're talking about something abstract like intelligence then it's easier to probably even
be more subjective about it and to feel never smart enough and to think that you always could
increase your your quote-unquote, working IQ a little bit more.
And you may be able to do that in some ways.
But with something like muscle building, if you're in your third year and you've been training well, if you've been doing the most important things, mostly right most of the time, you're not going to be able to gain.
Five pounds a year or something, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just not going to happen.
It doesn't matter.
So it also helps to have some real actual boundaries. Sure. Sure. And people walk around
in sort of semi-permanent depressive states when they can no longer get these goals that were maybe
never realistic and maybe realistic only for the first six months. So in any case, so basically we
have this sort of tiered structure. Are you getting tension in the target muscle and or burn? Are you
getting pumps in the target muscle? Are
you getting disruption of some kind, which is to say strength loss, perturbation and function,
or soreness? And if those things are happening, we only have sort of one more ingredient to add
to have an objective checklist of is the technique we're doing effective? And that objective checklist
is the last item is fatigue. And we could break fatigue down into a bunch of different things,
but probably the most important one from a purge-free perspective, and there's two others
I won't even get into and must really want me to peel them apart, is the exercise and to what
extent is it hurting joint and connective tissue structures? So if someone shows you an unbelievable
way to train your quads, this checks all the boxes, like crazy pump, tension, burn, blah, blah, blah.
But it physically hurts your knees every time you do it. And it hurts every rep a little bit more. And every set, it hurts a little bit more until by set five,
your knees are what's limiting you and not your actual quads. That isn't a sustainable practice.
That's leg extensions for me. They're just uncomfortable. My knees don't like them.
Totally. So at the end of the day, that's a non-tenable solution. So then if there is an
alternate solution, an alternate technique you can try, which gives you maybe two-thirds of all the good stuff, pump, etc., but it doesn't have this positive feedback loop of connective tissue harm, then that's clearly the fucking answer.
It's like cooking a meal for your family if the meal is two-thirds as tasty as the other meal, but it costs $200 less.
For the love of God, that's the answer.
meal, but it costs $200 less. For the love of God, that's the answer. Unless it's a special occasion, I'm not spending an extra $200 per dinner getting you this one-third of tastiness,
which is, that's a special occasion. So in any case, we have the stimulus side,
we have the fatigue side, and that forms what you could call a stimulus to fatigue ratio.
The higher the stimulus and the lower the fatigue, where in other words, the more tension and burn
you get, the more pump you get, the more disruption you get to the target muscle. And all the while,
for that stimulus benefit, what cost of connective tissue disruption are you paying,
the lower the better. You can get an objective-ish series or sort of system of analysis by which,
when you modify an exercise, whatever way you modify it, it had to better score at least as high on that stimulus
to fatigue ratio as whatever alternative you were moving away from or whatever somebody else
is proposing, right? And at the end of the day, that's really kind of how people do it anyway.
Yeah, absolutely. And I just wanted to ask you quickly just to clarify the stimulus to fatigue
ratio. I want to make sure people understand that point because when they're thinking with this in
the gym, that's an important point. Stimulus to fatigue ratio,
like any ratio, there's a numerator and denominator, top side and bottom side,
and divide one by the other. On top, we have how much tension and burn are you feeling in the
target muscle? How much of a pump is the target muscle getting after multiple sets? And how
disruptive is the exercise to the target muscle? Is it zapping your quads or is it like, man,
I don't know. I don't really feel my quads as more adductors. Those are all good things. We want them as high
as possible. And on the bottom is fatigue. There's many types of fatigue, but the most important in
this case is joint and connective tissue stress. Is it hurting your joints and connective tissues?
Is it making them feel uncomfortable? Is it making the exercise or actually leading the
exercise to be unsustainable to do over and over be that rep for rep set for set so on and so forth.
Okay, good. I just wanted to make sure that I understood also that connection. Yep. So we want the stimulus as high as possible,
the fatigue as low as possible. And think about when someone shows you, let's say you're like
training and you're like, I don't know, dumbbell presses, flat dumbbell presses, I'm just having
trouble connecting, blah, blah, blah. And like some old guy in the gym is like, hey, try it like
this. When he says, try it like this, you do it, you evaluate it. Most people evaluate it at some
subconscious level using the stimulus
to fatigue ratio. What are you really looking for? You're like, oh yeah, I don't feel any
tension in my pecs or burn. Already that's bad. You do a couple of sets and you're like,
there's no pump in my pecs, but my triceps are swollen. That's really bad news.
And then disruption-wise, he's like, trust me, it's going to mess up your pecs. So you'll see
tomorrow. Tomorrow, the day after, the day after that, nothing. No soreness, nothing. Your pecs
work fine. Okay, I could feel it was a flop. And then during the entire time, your shoulders hurt progressively
more and more, and there's a weird clicking that develops by the fifth set. I mean, this is a
disaster. I don't care who it is that's telling you to do that. It could be Mr. Olympia. You're
not going to be training like that. On these relatively objective proxies, it's a stupid way
to train. Now, on the other hand, if someone has some tricks for you, then, and it really raises your stimulus to fatigue ratio significantly.
Like based on, let's say you were squatting using a low bar squat, sort of just above
parallel, and someone teaches you how to do an Olympic high bar squat with a slow eccentric,
really sitting forward into your quads.
All of a sudden, the tension on your quads is massive.
The burn towards the end of the set is like cataclysmic.
The pump is like debilitating.
Strength in your quads drops off to where your
noodle legs, you get crazy sore and your knees and hips and back feel golden the entire time.
I mean, good God, is that a keeper for quad growth? And you feel stupid. You're like,
why the hell was I squatting any other way? This is dumb. And here's the best part.
I know this is kind of a ripoff for the interview that you wanted because I actually
didn't share any quirks or tips or secrets of exercises.
No, no, this is great
because of course I'm going to follow up
and we'll be able to wrap up the interview.
Okay, so tell us now,
what are some of your,
you know what I mean?
I'm learning myself.
I love it.
So I will have some tips and tricks,
specific examples,
but here's the huge kicker.
Human diversity of biomechanics
and anatomy and physiology and even just preference,
like you said earlier, is really, really high. There's a lot of differences. And I'm built
strangely. I have these really, really short legs. My wife is four foot 11 and I'm five,
six and a half. And we have the same inseam height or whatever. So like what the hell happened to my
legs? And people are like, you have short arms. And I'm like, my arms are actually normal length. And so was my torso.
If my legs were of adult length, I would be like six one. So I built like literally a gorilla.
And so I could say, Hey, this works for me, but it might not work for a normal human being.
You would be me then. Cause I have the gorilla arms, but I'm about six, I don't know,
one, six, two or something like that. I have strangely long arms.
but I'm about six, I don't know, one, six, two or something like that. I have strangely long arms.
There you go. So what works for me might not work for you, but it doesn't have to. And there's the beauty of this kind of fundamental analysis, taking it back to basics to the stimulus to
fatigue ratio. I can show you a few things, but at the end of the day, you have to modify them,
make them your own. How do you know if it's right? Is the stimulus to fatigue ratio better than it was before? And if it is, you're onto something. And that journey of altering and
modifying exercises is lifelong because your body changes. Like for example, I'm way more muscular
now than I was 10 years ago. My body fits together differently. I literally can't do some things I
used to be able to mobility-wise and other things strength-wise, mobility wise, I can do that. I never could.
So the positions I can hit and thus the stimulus to fatigue ratios I can scoop up
are way different. And that has to be individual. It must be individual. So if somebody shows you
a new way of doing an exercise and the stimulus to fatigue ratio is all wrong, maybe you have to
practice that new way, you know, because maybe you're just not connecting to it right. Maybe you're not doing it right.
I think people get a little jumpy where they try something for a rep or two and they're like, nope,
give it a set or two at least, unless your joints are hurting a ton. If they're not,
but you just can't connect with the movement, play around with your foot position, play around
with your hand position, play around with the elbow position, try it for a few weeks and you
might grow into it. Like some machines I've tried before, chest press machines, for example, the first couple of times
I use it, I'm like, this is such garbage, but I'm going to be patient. And then I figure out like
one little weird grip alteration, one little movement of my shoulders. And I'm like, oh my
God, this is a peck nightmare. I love it. And then I'm like, want to share the secret about how to
use this machine properly with my training partner, Jared. But like I'm like, want to share the secret about how to use this machine properly with my
training partner, Jared. But like I share it and he's like, I don't like it. But then he figures
out his own way to do it. That's amazing for him. And he's like, this is how I use this machine.
So those quirks, those tips, those tricks that aren't has to be objectively grounded in the
science of does it generate tension? Does it generate a burn? Does it generate a pump? Does
it generate disruption? Those are, that's all evidence for a robust stimulus. And does it generate tension? Does it generate a burn? Does it generate a pump? Does it generate disruption? That's all evidence for a robust stimulus. And does it generate fatigue,
specifically during connective tissue? And then we use that system to try to find what works a
little better, what works a little worse, getting a little better with it. I love it. That's a great
checklist to run through when modifying exercises or making substitutions.
when modifying exercises or making substitutions.
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Chef. So now, of course, I have to ask, what are some, just knowing the way your mind works,
I'm sure that you'll probably start with some general kind of criteria to look at. And okay,
here are the few different ways you can profitably change exercises. Now, it's not going to apply to
all exercises. There's okay. With upper body
exercises, you can tend to do stuff like this. Barbell exercises is a little bit different.
How does that look for you? And I'm sure you have plenty of examples of things that you've
experienced just over your training career. Sure. I'll just write off a couple of typical
ones that a lot of people make a mistake with. One is not slightly arching the back and retracting the shoulder blades during
chest pressing. That power lifters use pretty well and you don't have to use it as extremely,
but it tends to position the chest in such a way as to expose it to maximum tension and damage.
And it works really well. I see guys saying they don't get a lot out of presses and I'm like,
yeah, it's because you're using your front delts and triceps a ton and your pecs are hiding. Why
don't you open your pecs up and retract your shoulder blades, stick your chest out
and all of a sudden they get this huge stretch at the bottom and they're like, holy crap, my chest.
I'm like, welcome to being a presser. Nobody in powerlifting has ever pressed heavy weight and
said they can feel it in their chest. People usually don't tear triceps benching. They sure
as hell don't tear their lats. They tear their pecs for a reason. There's a ton of tension going through the pecs. So if you can't feel tension in your
pecs benching for hypertrophy, you're probably benching wrong, probably not retracting and
arching. Another one is staying relatively upright and letting your knees track forward in the squat.
Yes, you want your heels down on the ground every time. No, you don't want to stay artificially
upright to where you're on your toes. You want to generate lots of tension and force through the midfoot. However, especially
with an Olympic weightlifting shoe, if you squat mostly upright, like an Olympic weightlifter,
exactly like one, except for reps, you're going to realize your quads are getting hit up in a huge
way. One is because they're not mechanically leveraged to be the primary force generator. And two, at the bottom, they're being imposed by a huge degree of tension while in a stretch
position that has been confirmed by research to be an independent stimulator of hypertrophy.
So a lot of times people will avoid these end ranges of motion, deep pec flies, deep stretches
in the incline dumbbell curl, going deep on the stiff-legged dead dumbbell curl going deep on the stiff legged
deadlift going deep on a squat hack squat leg press because and the only reason they avoid
them is actually two reasons one they're physically uncomfortable not in joints and
connective tissues but in the muscle belly itself where you want the discomfort and two is just
straight ego you can't lift as much weight like that so people will just avoid what they get from
this is an ability to
nominally lift plenty of weight, but they have trouble growing whatever muscles. And especially
if you're into hypertrophy or especially if you want to be a bodybuilder, bodybuilder,
then muscle growth is the only thing you care about. Nobody at a bodybuilding show or on the
beach or in the club or in your bedroom, wherever your body's being judged to criteria. Nobody cares
how much you barbell, belt road. Nobody cares. It's a pretty good argument. Nobody cares anyway,
because it's not even a competitive lift. So even in powerlifting, nobody cares. The question is,
is it stimulating your back? And if you're avoiding super deep, strict reps and the squat
and the press and so on and so forth that exposes the muscle to stretch under tension
through that high degree of range of motion, then I don't know what you're doing. I do know what you're doing.
You're avoiding physical pain and you're avoiding ego damage. Neither one of those is going to make
you more jacked. And then one that really stands out to me that I have to mention before I cut
myself off with these examples is rowing, specifically the barbell bent over row.
If you look at it from a mechanical,
biomechanics perspective, now mind you, there's a lot of different nuance here and different people
are built differently, but to an extent, especially if you're bringing the bar to your tummy,
further you bend over, the more of your lower middle back is becoming hypertrophied,
the lats, the spinal erectors. And that's a lot of times what people
sort of want to hypertrophy with a row. They don't just want more trap training, a little bit of
rhomboids, but people will stay very upright and have a very tiny range of motion. And it'll end
up being pretty much like a really crappy, high fatiguing trap exercise because of ego.
Because first of all, there are two things, pain avoidance and ego. It sucks to have to bend over really far and really sucks to have to touch your tummy and
get a full stretch bent over almost at a 90 degree angle because you used to bent row
three plates.
Now you're doing a plate and a 10 and it's like embarrassing.
But at the end of the day, do you want a bigger back or not?
And it's humbling.
And the thing is, you got to be in the gym to be ready to be humbled.
And the seal row even more so.
For sure. The seal row is like straight up offensive and insulting.
It's interesting. So the seal row actually brings a really good point. Myself and interestingly enough,
my training partner, Jared Feather, we don't like the seal row, not like to recommend to people.
We love recommending it. We just don't get a lot out of it on the stimulus to fatigue ratio side.
The fatigue is never high. The stimulus is just not there for us. The pump isn't people. We love recommending it. We just don't get a lot out of it on the stimulus to fatigue ratio side. The fatigue is never high. The stimulus is just not there for us.
The pump isn't anything. We don't feel a ton of tension in the back. It's just weird isolation
exercise for the lats. It's just better ones. I don't like it. But on a technical qualities
externally, I have no problem recommending it. I think fundamentally on paper, it looks great.
So if someone's like, dude, I get a ton out of seal rows, never in a million years, I'll be like,
no, no, no, no. There's a stupid tri-barbell bent
rows. We get a ton out of barbell rows, free barbell rows best. But that's just us. If it
hits the checklist. When you say that, I think of, and I do, I enjoy seal rows, but I agree that I
feel it more in my lats. It's more of a lat exercise than a full upper back exercise.
Totally. Whereas the barbell row is the latter for me.
It's just, yeah, it destroys everything.
And at the end of the day,
I think that that self-honesty goes a long way
because when people do barbell rows
bent over an eighth of the way
and you're using 400 pounds,
I think if they went honestly
through their own checklist
on the same as fatigue ratio,
and then you taught them how to do
barbell rows bent over Kai Green style almost all the way with a big stretch and a touch in the
tummy every time. If they honestly would have to say like, yeah, okay, your way is better.
And is either you're lying to yourself or you're not. Either you're doing all the exercises in a
way that you can honestly say works better or not. So all of my hacks and tricks, but here's another one real quick.
However, your leg press or hack squat, take your feet, move them closer together to each
other, move them considerably down on the platform.
So you get a whole lot more knee flexion and get a big stretch at the bottom.
That will mess your quads up so much in so fewer reps, so much less weight and so much
less damage to your connective tissues and joints,
and so much less systemic fatigue that's not even close. But again, it's humbling. I post my
hack squat PRs on a hack squat machine that actually allows me to use a considerable amount
of weight, which by the way, I don't enjoy because it's arbitrary. My best hack squat's
575 for a set of 12 or 15. And I've literally had people comment on Instagram like, man, I hack squat like 900 for a set of 10.
Like, how come my quads don't look like yours?
And I just want to be like, somebody's lying to themselves about what the hell they're doing on the hack squat.
And somebody's not.
Like, what do you think?
Did I figure out some kind of weird trick?
You know, no.
Like, I figured out how to actually stimulate.
Exactly.
Doing a hack squat properly.
And that's the thing. So making sure that you're getting the most out of machines. And a lot of
that comes down to a big range of motion, big, full stretch, stretch under load, putting your
limbs in such a place where you feel the intended muscles being stimulated. That's great. I have to
ask for some arms tips to some biceps and triceps just so for triceps
a lot of people obsess about the long head i have no idea why maybe because it's the only
head name they know maybe because it sounds sciencey i have no idea every question i ever
get about the triceps what about the long head like shut up is that the only thing like it's
like speaking to a theoretical physicist to be like what do you think about the long head? Like, shut up. Is that the only thing? Like, it's like speaking to a theoretical physicist to be like, what do you think about
the boson?
Like, that's just the only elementary particle you've heard of.
Like, stop making cocktail party conversation.
Go sit by yourself.
So there's an obsession with the long head.
Here's the thing about the long head.
A lot of times people try to rig every tricep exercise.
They have the long head.
For example, they'll do skull crushers.
And they're just thinking that's the shortcut to the most size properly, right? Your guess is as good as mine. Sure. Maybe.
So then what they do is they'll do skull crushers, for example, and they'll touch the bar to their
forehead or they'll touch it behind their head. And they're like, it's more long head. And I'm
like, okay, is that the target? Is that the head of the triceps? The target of the lying tricep
extension, the skull crusher. And they're like, well, yeah. Like, well, hold on. What about the French press, the overhead
standing tricep extension? That pre-stretches the long head like crazy. I mean, it's a way better
long head exercise. And by the way, every single pulling exercise, pull-ups, pull-downs, rows,
also stimulates the triceps long head. So you got all those exercises doing that. You have all the
overhead tricep extension exercises doing that long head stimulation. So then what is it that you need
more long end stimulation for in a skull crusher? So the way we like to do skull crushers, my
training partners and I, is we, what you could say is JM style, like a JM press where we touch
either our chin or sort of close to the mouth area or the nose or the eyes. And there's a lot,
there's as much as possible
of bringing the elbows close together.
For me, it's not a lot because my pecs are so big,
I physically can't fucking bring my elbows in past two feet.
You know, LOL problems.
Excuses, excuses.
Exactly, exactly.
I've been called out like,
well, why don't you bring your elbows out?
I'm like, you come over to my gym and put my elbows in.
Thanks.
You do that. And then you bend at your elbows out. I'm like, you come over to my gym and put my elbows in. Thanks. You do that.
And then you bend at your elbows. You sort of bend your elbows down towards your crotch area.
It's a very similar idea of squatting down into your quads. You're extending into your triceps.
What ends up happening at the bottom of that skull crusher, when you're touching your nose,
there's an unbelievable amount of tension perception at the very dist that skull crusher, when you're touching your nose, there's an unbelievable amount
of tension perception at the very distal end of the tricep right before the elbow. And it gives
you a huge pump, warning, not in the long head. There are other tricep heads. Some have even said
two other ones that are huge and can grow a ton. So skull crushers done like that are really, really awesome. And the deeper you
can go, the better. So that is something that I think works really, really well. And a lot of
people don't skull crush like that. And interestingly enough for me. Yeah, I'm going to try that. I've
always done it just to my forehead, but not lower. Sure. For me, I used to have a lot of elbow pain
with skull crushers. I just couldn't do them. And then when I started skull crushing like this, all the elbow pain went away completely.
So for those folks who have sort of abandoned skull crushers because of elbow pain, I encourage
you to try it in this way.
And you might find that you get a huge benefit.
That's great.
That's a great tip.
And then for biceps, good God.
So Menno Henselman's has a curl called the Bayesian curl, I think.
And it's like where you stand in front of a cable and it's a cable curl, one-arm cable curl.
You start with your bicep really far behind you.
So it's almost like what a stiff legged deadlift is to a hamstring.
This beginning movement is to your bicep.
And then you curl all the way up and sort of across your body into a degree of shoulder flexion at the end.
That's kind of like what the Nordic curl or the glute ham raise is to the hamstring.
This exercise is to the bicep.
I mean, it really, and you can do this potentially
with, if you have a free motion machine,
you can do it with two arms at the same time.
I'm a huge fan of bilateral movements.
I hate unilateral movements of almost every kind.
I just think they're a posturous waste of time.
Again, for me, on my stimulus to fatigue ratio,
not on anyone else's, but I do them with
two arms at the same time, a really big stretch back there, huge P contractions, slowly controlling
the eccentric. You'll want to quit training biceps after about two or three sets, but you'll have a
gnarly pump. Your biceps will start cramping in really weird ways. I love it. And I think it's
worth a shot. That's great. Any barbell preferences, straight bar versus easy? It's something I get asked about fairly often. Yeah, I tell you this, another soapbox opportunity for me.
I understand colloquially why people ask these questions, but I think at the end of the day,
fundamentally, they have to understand that the answers to them are sort of irrelevant.
Me asking someone, do they prefer easy bar for rows or curls? Let's say curls. Do you prefer Easy Bar versus straight bar?
It's like me asking The Rock, should I cheat meal with brownies or pancakes?
I think he would probably answer like, which one do you like?
Look, The Rock, I want to be like you.
I want to be a movie star, a trillionaire, a role model.
So clearly the pancakes, the brownies, one of those are probably going to push me in
that direction.
What the fuck are you talking about?
So at the end of the day, what's better, Easy Bar or barbell straight curl? What does this domestic fatigue ratio say?
If I tell you it's barbells, bro, straight bar, if you do easy bar, you're a crooked kind of guy.
You're morally as crooked as the bar is. You're just trying to avoid work. Every great physique
from the 70s when men were real men, they built it with straight bar. If I tell you that, it sounds
nice to hear. And then you do straight bar and after weeks and weeks, all you have is shoulder pain
and elbow pain and wrist pain. What the fuck did you get out of that? Nothing, right? Worse than
nothing, worse off. If you try an easy bar and all of a sudden it clicks and there's no pain and you
get this gnarly contraction in your biceps, what the fuck did I do but lie to you? On the other
hand, some people do the easy bar and they're like, meh. And they do the straight bar and they're like, holy fucking shit.
And I'll tell you this because of staleness, because of variation is something you want to
inject into a program every few months. These things oscillate for me. So if you ask me,
what do I prefer easy bar or straight bar? I literally have no preference, but for what I
prefer right now. But after weeks and weeks and weeks of straight bar, I'm like, man, I don't know
my elbows feel meh and I'm not getting these crazy pumps.
And then I go to easy bar and I'm getting like really, really good pumps, not straight
bar pumps, but good pumps.
But my elbows and shoulders feel golden.
So I'll do that for months.
And then I'll go back to straight bar.
For me, on the stimulus only side, straight bar, everything is just better.
Yeah.
But on the fatigue side, for joint and connective tissue stress, it's a matter of time until I start having to go to the bank and pay that shit off.
And so it's not sustainable. So I'll do barbells until I can't, and then I'll do machines and easy
stuff to give the barbells a refresher and go back. That's probably my best answer.
But for some people, the barbell is a non-starter. And for some people,
they can use barbells forever. And it's this incredible thing.
So one of the funny things is, let me make a fine point of this. People obsess over Dorian Yates' underhand row. And they think
like that was what built his back. What the fuck do you explain Ronnie Coleman then? He only ever
did overhand rows and his back was bigger than Dorian's. And they're like, well, it's a good
point. Like, no, it's not a good point. It's an irrelevant point, just like the first point was.
You know, maybe Dorian's favorite color was blue and Ronnie's was green. What does that mean?
Nothing. Are you getting a fucking pump in your upper back and your lats?
Are you getting tension?
Are you getting the burn?
Is it okay in your joints?
Yes, that's the answer.
Same thing with, do I need to squat to get big legs?
Do you get an unreal stimulus just doing hack squats or leg press?
Because look, I think you and I have both been in a situation where, especially with
a not so well-designed hack squat or leg press machine, we use it.
And people are like, what do you think?
I don't know. I'm training, but it's just not as much of my leg.
Cause you're like a proper high bar squat. What does it hit? Hits your quads, your adductors,
your sartorius, your glutes, your leg destruction, but for your hamstring versus like a mat leg
press. It's like, yeah, I kind of feel a burn in the tips of my quads. And that's kind of it.
So at the end of the day, if you have to ask the question of like, hey, can I build big legs
with just hack squats? I'm going to ask you another question of like, how do hack squats
feel in your legs? Like, dude, honestly, they nuke the shit out of my whole fucking leg.
What am I going to tell you? No, of course the answer to that is yes. Then yes, you can build
enormous legs with hack squats and people have done that before. So I hate to put too fine of
a point in it. It's all about that stimulus to fatigue ratio. It's awesome. I love it. Very, very helpful. And
again, I really appreciate you taking the time for this. I know you're a busy guy, but I'd love to
be able to circle back around, even if it's a couple of months to get you on for something
else, because it's fun to listen and I get to learn myself. And I know that this one is going
to go over well with my crowd because this is something that i haven't talked much about and i did an interview some time ago that was similar to this
and a lot of people asking for more tips so and i gave them fewer tips i ripped off your clientele
by giving them just this bullshit little fundamental crap lies i'm terrible yeah who
wants like you know principles and methods i just want i want
weird tricks and magic bullets that's what i want yeah not even plural singular one weird trick one
magic bullet that's good enough that's true that they don't want you to know about they never do
who are they that's what i want to know maybe next time rich people yeah but like not just
rich the elite.
The ones who would get their little tentacles into the political system.
And I've never seen them or met them, but I know for sure they're real because I've been on 4chan.
Well, if you start sacrificing to Moloch, then eventually you'll be allowed in the club.
Maybe they'll invite you to Bohemian Grove.
Oh, now we're talking.
the club. Maybe they'll invite you to Bohemian Grove. Oh, now we're talking.
You can participate in the ceremony with the big moloch, the big owl burning the corpse in effigy.
Dude, we got to get in on that, man. Yeah, and wearing weird masks. Honestly, you and I are pretty successful in our field, but we're nothing because we're not members of weird secret societies.
That's how you know you've arrived. I feel empty without it. I think we need to get a plan going
to where we're in because I want to be
in, you know, I want to like shake hands with politicians that are like running the world
and like do the wink, you know, like, what is that from?
Hey, hail Hydra.
I want to do shit like that.
Get invited to the pizza parlors, the hot dog parties, you know?
And then I want to be able to tell people that I got invited to Epstein's Island, but
I like politely declined, you know, but I got
the invite. That means you've arrived. You could just make it posted on Instagram. That means it's
true. That's true. Holy shit. Now that's the kind of life hack we're paying for. God damn it. It's
just say you did it on Instagram. Ironically, we joke about all this stuff, but oh, wait a minute.
Epstein actually, that was real. And a lot of very powerful people were caught up in that and, oh wait, this was actually a whole sex ring. And he was talking about how he was
going to be impregnating all these women to create a master race. And Bill Gates was buddies with him
and we actually do live in a messed up world, Aaron. Yeah. I think at the end of the day,
though, it's a little bit more saccharine than we'd like to imagine. They're like, all right, so what's the real
plan? These are rich people who have run out of ways to entertain themselves, so now they go do
things that are morally suspect. That's the answer. But what about this secret society?
Yeah, they're just trying to get laid with people that you're morally not supposed to have sex with.
That's it. Sorry to burst your bubble. Hydra's not real. There's no giant mechanical octopus under the earth. Although I'm seeking to rectify that problem by constructing a giant
mechanical octopus that will take over. You're competing with Bezos. I wonder what
he's doing with Blue Origin. My theory is he's just going to unveil a Death Star one day.
Oh, okay. My soul would sing. I want to be the first. I want like a Disney World tourist style tour of the Jeff
Bezos Death Star. That's what I want. Well, if we make it a couple more decades,
maybe we'll get to live the dream. Well, I'm in the secret society. I'll make it. You might not
because you're not in the skull and cross society. That's why I invited you on the podcast just
because I want to start ingratiating myself to, you know. Wink, wink, hint, hint. It worked.
See you there. See you on the island.
Well, hey man, thanks again for doing this. And let's just wrap up quickly with where people can
find you and your work, anything in particular. On the island.
Yeah. On Israel's island. Hey, that actually has alliteration. That's better than Epstein's island.
Yes. Thank you so much for having me on, by the way. You know, more of this kind of stuff can be
found. The best place now to find it is the Renaissance Periodization YouTube channel. And just RP Strength or Mike
Isertel or Renaissance Periodization, if you can spell that, you deserve to find us. That's on
YouTube. And then it's RP Strength on Instagram. And then I'm on Instagram as well. Just R-P-D-R-M-I-K-E
or just Mike Isertel. And follow me up and we will go places,
possibly to a few islands.
I'm just going to throw it out there.
Isertelsisland.com is available.
Holy shit.
We just need to know what to fill it with.
Exotic animals, death stars.
Hot dogs.
Giant mechanical octopi.
Pizza.
Yeah, pizza parties.
Sounds really good, man.
I'm at the end of a really long diet.
The pizza is just like, yeah, whatever.
I don't care how many people I have to like plow under morally. I'll eat some
pizza. God damn it. You're the kind of person that they're looking for then. All right, man.
Well, thanks again. I look forward to the next one. Thank you so much.
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