My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 173: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 16 - 30

Episode Date: October 29, 2013

In the second part of our "Travis is on his honeymoon so we're improvising" special, Justin and Griffin recount some of their favorite MBMBaM memories from the early days. Suggested talking points: Freak in the bedroll, dad stew, Fergimorphs, the flannel algorithm, pores, going fetal, the Rock Lobster diet, crotch attention, fleshy acorn, Wilson Phillips

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello everyone out there in podcast, the podcast nation, the my brother, my brother mean nation. The desolate, barren wasteland of podcast nation. Left you out in the cold, you're freezing, you're cold, and you're cold. We're back sort of with some solace from the cold, a bit of warmth, it's a best of.

It's super fucking cold out there. It's really cold, hopefully this is enough to get you through though, we've gone through. Cut us open, cut open our comedy bellies and climb in, push the ducks aside, move you and a friend inside our bellies, there's room for two. We went through our 14th through 30th episodes to glean one hour of solid material. That primo shit came in 14 through 30, I don't know if you guys remember it, but we were on top of our goddamn games for like three weeks. A lot of laughs, a lot of great times, a lot of chuckles and chortles and chunks.

And so enjoy that now and we'll be back with you in just a second. Take a chance. You'll know if the human centipede's ever real because you'll see me about six feet away jerking it so right. You have got to get your human centipede right. You want swagger? There's one way to have swagger is to walk on all fours with two human beings suspended by your mouth and butthole.

If you walk into a club with anything less than six legs, your sexy is not right. You've got to get your leg count right. It's so important to have your suit and then ask the DJ to turn on jitterbug. People will never see that coming. I have a regimen I call GTL NCS and it's a Jim Tan laundry new centipede segment where I cut off the back my back corners. Sure. And I find a new person to sew to my butthole.

Right. Well, I refer to that as pruning. You just got to get a new person to sew to your butthole every night before you go to the club. And that's what Craigslist is for. Us Macroids are lovers, not fighters. We weren't really caught into violence. Don't caught into it. Yeah, I've only been in one fight in my life and it was when someone cut in the four square line

and I spoke up and I got slapped in my face. It was such a powerful slap that I fell down to the ground. You're only 19. So let me give you some guidance from somebody who's 29, who's got a decade on you. If you try to fight everybody who's an idiot, you are going to be exhausted because most people are stupid and deserve to have their faces punched in. You just can't, you don't have enough punches in you for all the people that need to be literally fucking punched in the nose, like hard until it breaks and the bone goes up in their brain

and kills them instantly. Can I tell you why I've never gotten in a fight for real? And you should really, you should take note of this Ramsey because you're only 19. I was always afraid like the first fight I get into, like it's going to get into fisticuffs and then someone's going to like punch me in my eye or like in my good eye and just pop it right out. And then I won't have an eye anymore. Or like they'll punch me in my sweet, straight teeth and jack up my whole grill. And that'll be the end.

And that'll be a thing I have to deal with for the rest of my life. Like they'll punch me and then I'll have an Owen Wilson nose for the rest of my life because of this one altercation. And you know why I've never gotten a fight? I was taking a stage combat class and the professor grabbed my wrist and held my fist up in the air and announced very loudly, does everyone see this? Travis McRoy has fists of iron. If he were to ever accidentally hit someone, he would kill them.

So I've lived in fear that the first time I punched someone. You'll lock their eye out. I will just straight up kill them. Well Travis, you've been in more fights than all of us because I remember one time in middle school there was an altercation where you beat the shit out of somebody with a trombone case. That is correct. Knocked him right on his ass. Good times, good times.

Griffin's big claim to fame is just Griffin, stay away from people who are slap happy. Like they look like I'm going to slap somebody and you got to get away from them. Are you? Who is that gentleman with the giant hands? I don't know if I'm not going anywhere near him. What's up with Everlong over there? Are you especially top heavy and I've never done this? Chicken chance.

Because I tell you, I love to eat steak every night. But most of the time I have frozen chicken rings. What the fuck? The chicken ring? Get right out of town. Can you elaborate? Can you expound on it? It's like a tender that has been bent into a circle.

In case you want to wear it like a bracelet for snacking on the goose. What you do is you stack them on your fingers like rings and then you eat them off while pretending to be Russian. That's horrifying. Whatever happened to that middle brother that used to be on that show, didn't you hear he ate chicken rings almost exclusively and died at the age of 29? Here's the bad news. They've made me sick every time I've eaten them and I bought three bags of them.

I just can't stop. We need to have one entire episode solely about Travis's diet. Because it is haunting. Do you know what I ate yesterday? I ate an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I stung up like Travis. That's it. And then a Dr. Pepper and cookies and cream ice cream float.

Tell everyone about your regular breakfast meal. Because that's the worst thing I've ever seen a human being consume. Like when I do a full breakfast? No, no, no, no. Like your bagel. Your bagel monstrosity. My bagel monstrosity. Like when I do an everything bagel with mustard and cheese and banana peppers and meat.

That kind of thing. Yeah, that's a hearty breakfast and also lunch and dinner. That's like an MRE. That. Oh God. You skip right past brunch to insanity. You're a crazy person. Somewhere along the line, everyone loses that kind of childlike impulse

where they just sit in the middle of a kitchen and say, I want to eat all of this. Do it. Let's go for it. But you have chosen to never lose that. Chicken chance. I am trying to get my son trained to defecate in a bag instead of a toilet or diaper. Any suggestions or tips?

My wife and I are very environment conscious and have been thinking about this to teach the story to the world. He hasn't potty trained yet and we don't really want him formally trained to use a toilet, which we believe wastes water and drains resources. My wife and I started going in bags about two years ago. And we use the excrement blended with other materials to fertilize our garden. And also sell it to friends for extra spending money. But we have had problems getting him to squat and be patient enough to go.

How can we encourage him? Prizes? Punishment? What has worked for you? Go in the bag, dammit. You shit in that bag? Or so help me? Derek, so help me if you don't shit in that bag.

Derek, you shit in that bag or you are grounded. Someone's, I'm sorry, weirdo. But what punishment are you going to levy against this child that even approaches the social punishment of going to school the first day and asking the teacher where you can go shit in the bag? Excuse me, where's the shit bag room? He totally preempted that because in the additional details he says he won't need a bag to be packed into his backpack because he will be homeschooled.

Again, he doesn't have to worry about being made fun of because he will be homeschooled. Listen, it doesn't, school, that's one part of that kid's life. How about Maul? How about next time he goes to the mall and he's at the arcade and he feels a deuce coming and he has to bag it right there? Where's your bag dispenser? Where's your bag dispenser? What about the first time he goes to the produce department, the grocery store and gets confused?

As fuck. Hey, where's this human shit? And who made it? Is that like an in-house thing that you guys provide? Is that a service? I don't know that this is true, but I have to imagine that Child Protective Services goes through the internet looking for things exactly like this. Nah, nah, this is cool.

I mean, it's pretty much a science project if you think about it. Nah, it's that green movement. You can't get the, you can't, Child Protective Services isn't gonna do shit about that. More like a brown movement. You monster. Hey, it looks like you're just cupping your child's naked bottom with your hands. No, it's cool. I have a bag on.

There's a bag here. And I'm trying to get it to poop in the bag? The little bastard just won't do it. Thinks he's too good for pooping in a bag. Punishment? Punishment? What punishment? You're gonna rub his nose in it?

Fuck. Did you just, honey, did you just hear a flush? Derek? Derek? Did you bring a toilet into this house? Y'all can answer his user, Lala asks, how do you get airbrushed, poreless skin naturally? Is it possible?

Pretty sure you- Poreless skin is, is what mannequins have. I'm pretty sure you need them pores, Lala. Yeah, you definitely, definitely need the pores. I think that- I disagree. What you need to do is be beautiful. Sure, but like your, your skin is a porous membrane through which things need to move

or else you'll- No, that is so 2000 and late. In this day and age, what you need to do is get some surgery to have every pore individually removed. Have you seen Chad? He's got that non-porous surface. They took a skin graft off the back of his thighs and just, just filled in his holes.

He sweats from his mouth, though. He sweats from his mouth like a dog, which is- Chad, are you drooling? No, don't be gauche. I don't have pores. I'm part of me, sir. Perhaps you didn't notice my smooth, mannequin-like skin. Excuse me, I see a water cup here.

I don't see a sweat cup for the sweat pouring out of my mouth. It's quite warm in your establishment and I need a receptacle for my mouth sweat. Where is your trough? Where do you keep your troughs? Because I'm about to hit the tread. Pardon me, where's the spittoon? Where's your novelty western spittoon? Excuse me, the tone when I spit into your spittoon with my mouth sweat

was that, A, and I prefer a nice B flat. Could you have your spittoon, tuner? I'm beautiful, dammit. I'm beautiful, I deserve this. Have you guys heard about how fast Chad can swim? I guess he's just so aerodynamic. He just gets in the water and just- That's what was going on with Michael Phipps.

He's trying to get high enough to convince himself to get his pores removed. I've just started this wonderful relationship with an amazing girl I met through Dungeons and Dragons tabletop. Don't ever let her go. The problem is I've never been in a serious relationship before. I don't know when or how to display the appropriate signs of affection. Hugging, kissing, holding hands, please, etc. Please help as soon as possible.

Dating in dragons, affection doesn't have to be in the physical ways that array things. It's whatever feels right for you. It's mainly about showing that you're considerate. If you know she's had a hard day, you make dinner. If she forgot to get her retainer, you go get it for her. If she needs help hanging up her cloak, that's another thing you could do to help out. Maybe polishing her bow stuff.

You guys are making jokes, but I think that there's an angle to this question we haven't considered yet, which is, girls that play Dungeons and Dragons are freaking freaks, yo. Crazy, crazy, yo. Like in the streets, but a freaking weird. She may ask, what, what? The lady in the caverns. But a freaking the bedroll. I'm saying, I'm saying she's probably so shy,

but see in her secret heart of hearts. She ain't wearing anything underneath that cloak. She is ready. You need to storm her castle. Chastity belt's got a rip top on it, you know what's up. Break away Chastity Belt, more like. All right, let's get five more Dungeons and Dragons theme sexual in you windows in. I'm actually cashed.

Are you tapped out? Yeah, I'm all out. That was it. Ever since my son could speak, my wife and I have been discriminant about one thing, what's called his private area. My wife, being a traditionalist, refers to it as his penis. I, being a little more hip, call it his junk. Now, when he refers to it as his junk, my wife cringes and gives me dirty looks.

What do you guys think? Where do you stay on the matter? I think you need to think about what's creepier, that or a little three-year-old kid saying, excuse me, papa, my penis. What happened to Weiner? Why can't kids call it their worm? You know what? Yeah, they're an army.

Wormy was my option until, um, sophomore year of high school. sophomore year of high school, until then it was. It's got awkward once, once the intimate time started up. Yeah. Like a high school. Because Griffin was having intimate times in freshman year. Can you feel, can you feel my wormy poking through these, these dress pants? Here comes the wormy.

These fashionable slacks. The early bird gets this wormy. What are you girls gonna be the early bird? I think you should teach your son to be ashamed of his sexuality and not refer to it at all. Yeah. Yeah. Just every time he brings it up, posing down. Have you considered my shame?

My shame, my evil, my pants evil. Now, what is, what is, what's going on in your five-year-old's life that this is a recurring problem for you? Yo, Pops. What do I call this thing? Jimmy Kindergarten says to call it my cocking balls. Teach gets mad when I call it's that. What's do I calls it?

Well, well, Allie G, I don't know how you got in place with my son. Can I suggest maybe you let him name it? I just gave him the best name for it. Oh, God. It's Wiener Machine. It's Wiener Machine. What about something nice and non-specific, like coach? Coach is good because he like, he tells you what to do.

And plus he's got a whistle. He's got a whistle. Do you guys not have that? I don't get it right on him when I'm running. This is from Chris via Gmail. He says, I can't seem to get my wife's attention. We both work. That's what I hear when someone used the exclamation point.

We both work fast-paced jobs, long hours and long commutes. We're either going full speed or pass out from exhaustion. We tend to buzz right by each other on most days. My question is, how can I get her to slow down and start hanging out more? I like to do something special. So I figured I'd solicit some expert advice from you guys. As a side note, Molly, my wife, is a loyal listener, so she could be listening right now.

Assuming you get to my question. Maybe a plea directly to her would do the trick. The MBMB AM wedding proposal was a home run. Can you spare a little magic for us, Chris? Maybe you could clear like 30 minutes in your own schedule to think about the fact that your wife makes time for us, but not you. Enjoy that. Well, that could be something you could do in your spare time.

Maybe she listens to us on the commute. But this idea is worth looking into if she does listen to us on a commute. Maybe you should do your own podcast, but the podcast isn't you giving advice to people who desperately need it, as much as it is you just talking about your wife, talking about how much you love your wife, all the things that you do in the day that your wife doesn't know about, but should know about. And we can call it Molly Talk.

Molly Talk. If you need some tips. Poor Chris. Chris. Chris Riffs. Chris Riffs. Luther Chris. I've got nothing.

Saddest podcast ever. Kind of a bummer. Hey, hon, how's your day? I like Hey, hon, how's your day? Hey, hon. Can we change the name of our podcast to Hey, hon, how's your day? Chicken chance. Is it wrong to take a naked jacuzzi with your dad and other men

in a men's locker room after a hard workout? No one. No one checks it. There's there's okay. Before you start leaping to conclusions, no one checks anyone out, but it seems silly to me to dirty a new swimsuit after working out, especially since it's a five minute jacuzzi before a sauna. I mean, even if I wore a swimsuit, you are naked under it anyway.

No, no, no. Okay, let me be devil's advocate. Let me be devil's advocate for Jeff real quick. Um, if you do not wear a swimsuit, you get a jacuzzi naked with your dad and other friends. The components of that stew that you're you're broiling there is dicks and water. Okay. Can we agree that is a dick, a hot dick and water stew that you are brewing up. If you wear swimming trunks, then the components to that stew are swimming trunks

water and dicks still. So if no one's checking anyone out, you're just adding some some cloth and some mesh to to the dick jambalaya that you're you're creating there. Okay. But let me counterpoint that by saying that same logic can be applied to any situation in which clothes are worn. You know, like when they get under clothes anyways, why don't we all just go to school naked? Yeah, that's not a good that's not a good excuse. But it's different because we wear clothes in normal life so that nobody can can see our dicks when you're in a jacuzzi.

It's not about the site. It's about the it's about the knowledge. It's the knowledge. No, it's about the it's about the water convection. Right. It's all about convection science. Explain to me this, Jeff. Now, I'm I'm not you, Jeff.

I've not lived a walked mile in your shoes. But maybe you can explain this to me if I'm walking through my gymnasium and I'm walking to the sauna and along the path to said sauna. I see my dad and a bunch of old men naked in a tub and my dad's like, hey, Jeff, do you want to get in this tub with all of us? We're naked and our balls are out and everything. Do you want to do you want to get into this? Jeff, our balls and everything.

Don't even kid yourself. Everything's out. Jeff, I have changed my answer. Any scenario that you can enter into that may possibly, even if it's like a 0.001 percent chance of touching dicks with your dad, is a scenario that's worth avoiding. What if there's an earthquake, Jeff? Oh, no.

Get out. No, I'm going that way. Oh, what? Coming this way. Oh, no. Oops. I got to get I got to go to the boat store and kill myself. Jeff, you can't pay.

What? Okay. Why did we even entertain this possibility, Jeff? You can't take a naked bath with your dad. You cannot. You can't be a cell phone call. And someone's like, what are you doing, Jeff? You're like, I'm just taking a naked bath with my daddy and some of his old friends

and their balls are out and stuff. That's great. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, if you were in eight separate jacuzzis, but all naked and looking at each other, it's not any better. Yeah, it's not any better. It may be worse. What's the maximum distance that you have to keep your naked genitalia away from your dad's?

Three states or one layer of cloth. Unless that cloth is chunks. Now, one addendum. I think this scenario is okay if you're Greek. If you're like super Greek and not like you have a little bit of Greek in you, but I'm talking like heavy Greek. No, heavy Greek. Then it's complete.

If you're going heavy Greek, you're okay to take a naked bath with your dad. That's just science. Take a chance. How should I wear a flannel shirt without looking bad? Now, listen, there's a matrix of options here. We need to come up with an algorithm using these metrics that DK has provided. Okay. Options, white v-neck, black wife beater, white wife beater,

black crew neck, gray crew neck, no undershirt, how many buttons undone, zero, one, two, three, et cetera. Bonus, what type of jeans add or deduct things? I am a guy. I am skinny. I have short hair. First off, I want to say how much I appreciate him going through the different numbers of buttons because sometimes I get hitched between two and four and I have to remember,

ah, shit, three. That's the one. It is a red black plaid flannel shirt. He has one shirt that he is dying to wear, but he's just eyeballing it from across the room trying to figure it out. He gots to wear it the right way. I want to wear this shirt. You know what?

I have one flannel shirt that grants me wishes and I have to wear it. DK, hold onto your asshole, white v-neck. Okay. All buttons undone, wrapped around your waist, torn, faded, light blue jeans. I love it. That's the Joey Lawrence is what I call that look. Whoa, you just blew my fashion mind. Turn it into a flannel kilt.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but not a utila kilt because I'll leap through the internet. I'll fucking strangle you. Why do you feel the need to wear this shirt? It sounds like he's causing you a lot of consultation. Maybe just throw it. I think the better question is how many failed attempts has he had at wearing the shirt? He just comes home dejected and strips it off because today wasn't my day.

I didn't do the internet. Close, but no cigar. Do you think he's sitting in his room with like three blackboards surrounding him? He's just like madly doing the arithmetic. DK, you have to come out and eat. Shut up. No undershirt. I'm figuring out the shirt continuum.

No undershirt. One button undone, blue jeans. Honey, we're supposed to be married today. Why are you saying these things? Just say I do. No, no jeans. Short hair. I'm a guy.

I am skinny. Cackies? If you want to name your child, the name you want me to throw in the birth certificate is one button, black crew neck. I am skinny. I am a guy. Fanny pack? For one week, all that's written on the board and just dry letters.

Fanny pack was a big question. It's been 30 years and I've never even considered fanny packs. Fanny pack. As he slowly chews on the end of his glasses and then just erases the board and cries, he finally, he finally, finally solves it. And in celebration, he tips over his blackboard and tears the shirt now. And then I meet you, you flannel bitch. Rod Serling's like, what's up, Twilight Zone?

Deal with it. We're out of ideas and I'm dead. Take a chance. No, for real though. First base is kisses. Second base is hand stuff. Third base is mouth stuff. And then a home run is as you so delicately put it intercourse.

Like a robot and a grand slam is her and her sister and a teacher. Right. A ground roll double is probably has something to do with premature ejaculation. I'll set that out later. An error is true love waits. And never bunt. Never bunt. Absolutely.

Absolute malt. I feel like there's more baseball analogies that I've only I knew more sports. Hey, buying a cotton candy in the stands. What is that? Paying too much for a program. Well, that's a matter for Mars winner Venus, I guess. Going to the bullpen. Oh, what's it?

What would be an in the Parker and in the park? What are when you have sex with a girl named Parker? Good luck with that. Hey, let's let's make this appropriate segue, which we we never do. This Yahoo answer was sent in by Jay Phonic, a known creator of dope. The dopest beats. And it is from Yahoo answers user River Cole, who asks, what does BJ, sorry, sorry, let me start over.

What does BJ or H.J. mean and sex terms? Well, my friend used it in abbreviations and IDK what it means. I think that the answer this one's pretty clear cut, but I just wanted to share it because the first answer, the top answer is the best thing I've ever read. It's from the answer one who says, um, fun source. And the source for their information, the H.J.s and BJs mean fun. Their source is 14 and loving it. Okay.

So that means one of a few things. This person has had 14 blowjobs or hayback and is a fan. A mix and match, I would say. They're still in fact loving it. Nine H.J.s, five BJs, two in the parkers. And they've bought cotton candy in the dance. Let's just see if you know what I mean. If you know what I mean.

Man, the rest of the answers on this are weird. Not bad, yeah, yeah. I don't know what I should do. You mean what I'm going to do to you? Email me. I'm Teen Boy 13. H.J. stands for Howard Johnson's. Yeah.

Howard Johnson's. It's when you guys fuck and then go to a ho-jazz. What's up? What's up? Get the scramble. What? Pinch hitters. I'm terrified of what that would be.

Yeah. Sit down, girl. I'm going to give you, sit down, girl. I'm going to give you a dusty baker. This is Jimmy. He's my designated runner. I don't think you have this anywhere, do they?

You just got to, you got to make sure you wear protection or else you'll get Lou Gehrig's disease. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. I'm so sorry. Do you have any suggestions on tactics to respond to people like this and do I and still keep my sentence of self-worth? I have a great suggestion for you, Tucker from Gmail.

Go fetal. Thanks to Ellen. You go fetal and it's like, oh, what did I do? They won't know what they did and you're not going to tell them because you're fetal right now. And then and what do they have to do? Now they're concerned about your well-being. They have to call over your boss.

They say, look, I was, this person went fetal. What were you doing? I was kind of yelling at them and stuff. Get out of my store. Wake up, Tucker. It's OK. They're gone now. You're fading, acting up again.

Yeah, it is. Do you want to take the rest of the day off? Yeah, I think so. Boom, go see Inception. Thanks for yelling at me, D-bag. I'll see you in the popcorn line. Yeah, that's it. Let's move on.

Yeah, go fetal. Chickens. There's a hot girl cashiering. Is that a word? There's a hot girl cashiering at my local hypermarket. I've only seen her once and have not been through her checkout line. What can I purchase at her register

to make a great first impression? Is there a sequence of items that will make her mine? This is a great question. People who want great questions, this is a great question. Jar of honey, box of condoms, children's movie. Fish oil. Fish oil, it takes care of yourself. I would say walk up and slap down like a bag of kitty litter

and stare her directly in the eyes and say, I don't own a cat. Here's an extra small condoms and then throw them on the register and be like, what? Confidence, ladies like that. You have these any smaller? Can I talk to your manager about special order smaller condoms than your smallest?

You got any thimbles? Do you have any plantains upon which I can test these bad boys out? Little rubber things you put on your thumb to go through papers. That would be ideal. I'm more or less dealing with a gum drop down there. A little statement, fleshy acorn. I don't think any of these things are going to work. I thought I was going to eat them before.

This is really bad advice. It seems good. It seems like we're just going so well. Chicken chance. Good one of us. This stuff, us in the past, past us. We were really on point back then. Those are the days.

What the fuck happened? I don't know. There used to be a lot of joy and conviviality in our lives and our demeanors. And it seems like it's all gone. Is it, you think it's marriage? I don't think it's marriage. You're not even married yet.

That can't be an excuse for you yet. Justin, Travis just got married. You've been married. I'm getting married. Maybe it's the weight of it. It's impressive. I'm really happy in my relationship. But Tyler Perry movies have taught me that there's a weight.

There's a constant weight to it. Travis is in Scotland on his honeymoon right now, which is why we don't have a regular episode. So think about that next time you complain about it. You jerk. Yeah, it's a special week. I don't think anybody's complaining. I think people are actually pretty psyched to not have to listen to us.

I want to talk to you about Hulu Plus, Griffin. Let's have a private one-on-one conversation about Hulu Plus. Let's you stream thousands of hit TV shows and some movies all in HD. And there's tons of current shows. You missed SNL. You missed Community. When it hasn't been on for months, you didn't miss it. It's not back yet, but it will be.

And when it is, it'll be on Hulu Plus. Maybe you don't watch those shows. You can binge watch them because Hulu's got them shits. You just sit, you plonk down. You get a big old bowl of popcorn. Maybe you set up some sort of living room toilet. And you just binge watch it. They've got all great shows.

They've got Hulu Originals like The Awesomes, which is Seth Meyers from SNL. His show. It's also got Moon Boy starting Chris O'Dowd from Bridesmaids. And here's the best news about Hulu Plus. It's only about a month. That's good news. But I can get you into two free weeks. When you go to huluplus.com slash my brother.

That's huluplus.com slash my brother. You get an extended free trial. How about that? They also know that we sent you. We have power over you. We have power over anyone would be the news there. The particular news that we would like to get out there is that we have any power whatsoever over a single person.

Hey, Gryff, you're getting married here in a month or so. Uh-huh. How about my lap for a second? Okay. Calm on up. All right. Here I come. Okay.

I want to talk to you about marriage. Almost there. One second. Almost there. I'm still climbing. Okay. Yep. Yep.

Top. Man, it's like shadow of the colossus up here. Yeah. Just climb on up there. Get comfy. Okay. Here I am. All right.

I want to talk to you about marital aides. I'm going to go ahead and find my way down now. Extreme restraints. Hold on. Don't talk yet and tell them down, please. Okay. Go ahead. Extreme restraints.com is an adult super store where once the spice has started to go out,

I know it seems like it'll never happen. It's a lot of spice now. The spice, it's like. Spice is right right now. It's like dune up and like barren harken and up in this bitch. When you go to extreme restraints.com, you can buy something to maybe spice things up in the boudoir. You want to give me like two or three examples? Sex furniture.

I know what you're thinking. I don't know what that is. Like cherry from like cherry. It's a cherry costume that you put on, but it's got a hole in it. No. This is like a doggy style locking spreader or a trinity sex swing. Like it's some sort of speculum recliner. There's a stockade with an optional fucking rod.

Go on spring for the fucking rod. I think you've earned it. And that's an extreme restraints.com. I know that you legally can't buy this yet Griffin because you're not married. No. But once you are married, you need to go to extreme restraints.com. I've got a bookmarked. I've got it.

Let's just say I've got a full cart just waiting for check out. If you use the coupon code sexabunga, we're going to save you 20%. No big deal. I'm going to be on my cell phone post ceremony. Like hold on. Hold on. I'll take pictures in just a second. I need like five minutes to confirm my order and my shipping address.

Got a message to Diane Eaton and James Sinclair from Robert and Tiffany Eaton. Robert and Tiffany say my sister Diane is a super cool cat who turned us on a bambam and also inspired the shows. Are we good meme? James is like while illegal and ultimate frisbee illegal something. Oh, illegal and ultimate frisbee badass. It's a combined as it was the hyphens together. They're the magician's alliance trivia team.

Diane's the horse expert. James is on ghost. They covered all your bases there. Yeah, that's everything that exists. Everything in trivia. And they're getting hitched on October 26, which we missed because Travis was on his honeymoon. Sorry guys. Sorry guys.

Blame it on the Travis if you need to. One man's marital happiness got in the way of yours. So we are sorry, but we do hope that Robert and Tiffany had a very special day. I'm sure they did. I tweeted it Tiffany. So that's something. Oh, I'm sorry. I tweeted it Diane.

Okay, I got confused. I have a message to Jamie from Justin. Not you. No, I'll probably mind of me. I don't think you did it. Happy 30th anniversary to my lovely amazing wife, Jamie Jams. It has been a stupidly great three years of cross country adventures, hiking trips, cat craziness, video games and general hijinks.

You're the best. I love you and look forward to many, many more years of marriage to come. Jamie Jams is so straight. Kind of countless chickens here, any. Yeah, a little bit. I'm saying it sounds like you're in a very happy loving relationship with somebody who's happy and loves you. But don't get comfy.

One step at a time. One year at a time. So happy anniversary to you too. We hope it's a great one. And now we're going to get back to some old things. Justin, what are you doing? Strapping a chicken in my arm. I heard there's some plague out west.

So I just wanted to get out ahead of it. Justin, if you'd ever listened to our medical history podcast, Saw Bones, where we talk about everything from trepanation to bloodletting, you would know that that is a ridiculous idea and it will never work. Saw Bones, I haven't caught it. Saw Bones? Yes, it's every Friday on the Maximum Fund Network and we record it together. A doctor or something?

Yes. Chicken chance. So I would like some information, some steps to take to become a wizard. Well, Robert, I'm glad you asked. I have some pamphlets here that I think you might be interested in. Not about wizard, but about... I run like an anti-Henry Potter school that teaches kids that their magic is shameful. Have you thought about the magic of our Lord and Savior?

Jesus Christ, he means. That's the thing. Have you thought about that magic? I think when a lot of people hear the word wizard, they think magic. I think there are a lot of elements of the wizard lifestyle that I think you can adopt without, you know, knowing how to... Okay, good. Step one, like...

Beard. Beard up day one. Beard? Yeah. Naked day two. Naked day two because you're a wizard. You gotta keep, save something. A long robe?

Yeah, a long robe. You need a familiar? How are your sleeves? Hey, you're... By the way, everybody in class, your little brother doesn't count as your familiar. Way to put the effort into it. Not at all. And don't spray paint your cat.

It seems like a good idea at first. Just spend the extra money and get the black cat with all the extras. It's worth it for the features. Like that tail you can crank to cast spells. You need to capture some villagers and lock them in your basement. Oh, you're going like evil ways. No, no, no. I mean, that's, that's a natural.

Have you, have you not read Harry Potter? I think you might have been reading like a, maybe like an offshoot series. So did you see, did you check these out on the harry potter.info slash fan stories? I actually, I read Helter Skelter. That's my bad. That's on me. That's on you. So is, is the theory we're working on here that if you have all the trappings of wizardry

and you do all the thing that magic powers just come like you wake up a morning and your beard is just long enough. And so you can let things. Yeah. Have you ever seen the Santa Claus Claus spelled C L A U S C as in like a legal clause? Yeah. Uh-huh. Whoa, that, this is already funny.

It's kind of slow down. I didn't make it past the title. God, Tim. You know, he knows exactly where my funny mode is. Like surgical stride style. Take a chance. Why are cats testicles furry and humans not? I would like furry testicles.

Thank you. Furry cat testicles look so cool. Don't you think so? I've had, I've actually had that thought as well. I've just, just looking, not on an actual cat, but on a like a furry, like a furry like a human being dressed up like a cat. Yeah. I'm just saying that that's kind of a cool look.

I was actually thinking of naming my new garage band that furry cat testies. Furry cat testies. What is the, what is the story with, with cat balls? Are people looking at these things more than I knew that they were? Is that it's troubling when in the same week I get sent two questions. That have to do with cat genitalia. I didn't know maybe that it's some sort of, some sort of, let's like bird watching. Maybe they're looking at cat balls.

It's the new watching paint dry. Kill some time. Watching the cats balls. I don't think that you should, I think it's one of the mortal sense to cover the balls of another animal. Isn't that in the Bible or something? Well, no, because cats are an exception because you're supposed to worship them. And they're sweet tits and they're huge, awesome balls.

My suggestion, a clipboard. I know it seemed, but it'll let you get away with literally anything. You can put Sudoku on there. You can put some crossword on there or just carry it around. So no one will speak to you. How did you, how did you just pronounce the word Sudoku? I think I said Sudoku. No.

Sudoku. No, Griffin, you're confused. Sudoku is that new joint. Hey, have you guys played Sudoku? Have you played Neil Sudoku? I was actually thinking of the gas station Sudoku. Did you get that new John Sokota record? Wow.

And the game included inside the CD notes? Really fun. I've played all day. Sudoku is that, is that new Sudoku where it makes a picture at the end. And then the cards bounce around the screen. An erotic picture. That's a sexy picture. Sudoku.

It kind of looks like a boob made of a box. Oh yeah, what's up with that? What's the story there? There's a, we got an email from this DJ who goes by the name Rocky Horror. And he, he takes, like, he takes mix tapes. He makes mix tapes based on themes like he made one on Lost. Which I guess mixes like home spun jams with like cuts, like lines from Lost. Like deep cuts?

Like deep, deep cuts from Lost. But of like people talking. But they, each mix tape has a theme and he wants to do one based on my brother and my brother and me. So he's going to be touring with that and like just like spinning it in the clubs, in the warehouse raves. So like, if we can just riff for like 30 seconds, like give him like dope things to say. We need to say his name Rocky Horror and his co DJ bird flu. Okay.

We have to fit that into it somehow. But we got to, we got to think of some dope things to say that like, when you hear it in the club, you're like, yeah. And you, you'd like to flip your light sticks around and shit. Yeah. You're like, uh, uh, like Rocky Horror. This is bird flu dance all night. Bird flu dance all night.

We got to dance. We can't talk each other. We can't talk each other like over each other though. Okay. I'll go first and then we'll just go in a round. Okay. All right. So I'll say something dope and then translate sounds.

Okay. Rocky Horror is the DJ. Bird flu has the best shoes. Look at his shoes. Rocky Horror four on the floor. Yeah. Get dub stop. Bird flu.

Don't stab. Don't stab. Don't stab. Boom intellectual. Uh, Kranz and Dumbo. Rocky Horror late night party in the city. Turn it up.

Not down. Getting loose. Getting tight. Spruce goose. Spruce goose. Bird flu spruce in his goose. Bird flu. Be responsible.

Call a cab. You're on ecstasy. Call a cab. Bird flu. Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Dub style. Dub step.

Everybody be smiling. Everybody be dancing. What kind of rave is this? Is this a reggae rave? Lose yourself in the sound of a steel drum. Where's the minute ball? When you get this party right. Oh, shit.

So hopefully that's enough. Most of our episodes are about hip hop and R&B. I draw most of the things we say from the recordings of Jay-Z and Miss Warren Hill. Is it sad that for the better part of my entire life, I thought R&B stood for rap and beats? What? I thought R&B stood for rap otherwise. I thought it stood for rap and beats. This is my brother and my brother, me, and it's an advice show for the modern era.

We also will teach you that R&B does not stand for rap and beats. What does it say? How well do you enjoy that rap and beats music? She's the greatest rap and beat singer of all time. Aliyah is the new princess of hip hop and rap and beats. God bless you. Who sings better Justin Bieber or Cisco? The thong song.

What? That's all part of the question. Why wouldn't he hook us up with a Bieber title? He goes on to explain. The thong song was the biggest single since Billie Jean, Michael Jackson. Do you think that Justin can top that? So he's coming from the Cisco side. Like he's defending Cisco here.

He has got that full-on Cisco heat. Cisco is the greatest artist that has lived since Michael Jackson. I'm pretty sure he had the number one single. One of his friends said, Bieber is the greatest musical artist of our generation. He said, excuse me, what about Cisco? And he was laughed down. And he turned to his only friend, the internet, to prove him right. I have answers that's always there for you, that Cisco knowledge.

So where do you guys stand? What do you, Bebes or Cisco? Bieber has so much to go through in his life that Cisco has already gone through. So you're saying Cisco's got the experience? Or do you say that Bieber can still have so much in front of him that he can be shaped and formed by his experiences to a sum that is greater than Cisco? I think that what needs to happen is a musical apprenticeship of Justin Bieber to Cisco.

Oh my god. Reformed Drew Hill with Cisco, Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres, and the kid from Hansen. The little one. The kid from Hansen. The littlest one. The baby. The one that's like three or four. Still forever.

A forever baby. Super group. Forever baby is another good name for our band. Call them The Traveling Wilberies too. And they'll just go around. Here's the thing though. They would never collaborate on a single musical project. They would only do versions of their own composite songs.

Like they would sing thong songs. They would sing Baby. Which is unbelievable. Listening to other CDs would be tantamount to listening to it now. That's what I call music in 1994. Like that's the experience. Shit. How many of those did you guys own?

Be honest. Zero. Zero. I own three. What? Yeah, I own three of them. The first one was an ironic present from Justin Menzker. And how many times did you listen to that?

Oh, a lot of times. A lot of times. There's a really good fastball cut on that one. A really deep cut. A deep cut? Did it get out to the bone yard? That fastball track? Was it Perchance the Way?

Perchance. You want to turn around and say goodbye? Bye. Say goodbye to them, baby. They're going to let them hold you. They're going to make you cry. Don't you know? Don't you know?

Don't you know? Don't you know? Things are changing. Things are going to go your way. If you hold on, no one will hear. But won't they hear? Perchance. BlueDevilATVRacer asks,

How do I get my girlfriend to start to rub my crotch while we make out? Ugg. I just don't know how to get her to. We've been making out since forever and I get excited, but my crotch just needs some attention. How do I go about this? Ah, BlueDevil, it's so easy. You just put a little peanut butter down there.

Oh, God. Well, what you don't want to do is hide it in mashed potatoes. That's absolutely the worst thing you can do. I like how non-specific he is. I don't care if she rubs my peanuts. It doesn't fit me in that quadrant. My inner upper right side. To do it.

Yeah, just start from there. She'll know what to do. Where the hair starts. Did you tell her it's sore? And then ask if she has any icy hot. Yeah. Can you rub that down for me? It's getting a little stiff.

What? From all my ATV racing. My crotch just needs some attention? That sounds like something a serial killer says. Just looking a little lightly down there. What dialogue is going on between you and your crotch? Hey, I hang here too. Come on.

Hey, Michael. Um, I didn't want to say anything, but I could use a little attention down here. I'm feeling real snubbed down here. You and I used to be so close. I miss Debra. Remember Debra? You remember Debra? She used to rub, start to rub me on, um, frequently.

So frequently. And you wouldn't even have to tell her that there was peanut butter down there. She wouldn't know. Holy shit. Skinny jeans. I say screw it, man. If it, if that look works for you, just, just go for it. I was about to say 30, but like I'm almost 30 and I wear skinny jeans on the

reg. It's all about what signal you want to send out, Jared. If you want to send out the signal that you're like, someone's not wearing those for comfort. They're wearing those because they want to make an impression on people. And you're saying, Hey, I'm putting the effort into it. What's up? I want my fanny meat to look like some grade A material.

I want it. And I want it out there on display. I'm not ashamed to wear pants that lift and separate. Yeah. I want to advertise as much as Scott Pilgrim has been advertised. I want it out there like SP. Hey, hey, come get this butt. Hey, did you, did you want to think you're crossing into a different signal

that you might not want to be sending? Hey, do you want some butt? I've got some for you. This butt is yours. Just kidding. It's mine. I keep it in these skinny jeans. You want to slice for you.

Do you like some, would you like some butt? Who going to carve up this butt? It's got a part of it's butt for once. Chicken chance. And I'm pretty sure the Asian guy in the black eyed piece is named loser mall. Is it loser mall? It's will I am loser mall. Fergie.

Justin Timberlake. Fergie Ferg. And Fergie. Did you guys know that Fergie is short for Ferguson? So you're saying that this caller is asking about Clarissa explains it all. Where can they find back episodes that probably feature? Ferguson from Clarissa explains it all. Got a sex change operation downtown.

And now he's not in his uptown. Not his uptown. He already had the location was uptown. But okay. Chicken chance. You're like a young Craig Fergie. Yeah, Craig. Fergie Ferg.

Fergie Ferg. Did you know Ferguson grew up or got his sex change operation undid. Changed first name to Craig and hosted a late night talk show. He's actually, he's a Lycanthrope. Is that right? Lycanthrope. Yeah. He's a Lycamorph.

Where in the daytime he's. Anomorph. Anomorph. He can change the. Anomorph. The daytime he is. Craig Ferguson. Comedy talk show host.

Nighttime Fergie from the black eyed piece. I see it's like poor timing. If I was. In between between three and four in the morning. He's a tiger. I would want to be the late night talk show tonight. I think. He records them in the daytime though.

Don't you know how TV works? Chicken chance. How do I leverage my new car into getting girls? Well simple answer. Drive your car into the building. Hey ladies. Billy Joel gets more Tang than anybody on the planet. Yeah.

Sorry about your fracture but check these out. Look at these rims that are on top of your leg. Can you see them? Yes. Yeah. It's got a himmy. It's crushing my ocular cavity. I've got a pretty good look at it.

So kill girls with it. That's one. Have you thought about maybe an airbrushed t-shirt? Oh an airbrushed t-shirt. I have a car. My car. I have a car. It's pretty sweet.

M.A. apostrophe car. And it's a picture. And then just an ironed on picture of your car. It's a picture of you sitting on the hood of your car. Making out with a girl. Only the girl doesn't have a face. It just says your face here on it. Yeah.

And make sure it's not a mannequin because girls have a pretty good sense of that. Yeah. They can see the pores. Take a chance. Treetops asks, is there an easier way to lose weight than this? In the description of this question,

Treetops has pasted a link to the music video for Rock Lobster. They're an easier way of losing weight than doing Rock Lobster? No. No. The answer is clearly no. But I mean the Adkins diet maybe, but that's a temporary. That ketosis only lasts for so long.

Rock Lobster. That's a deep burn. Deep burn. You will be reddened after that. That's down. Hustles. And it breaks down all the fatty acids. The fatty layers.

And they just fall off your body. Take a chance. That's the, I want to step further. Okay. I had a condom surgically attached to my penis. Oh God. God. I just yucked.

Sometimes I just try to make Griffin sad. Yucked in my coffee cup. How does that, just so you can use it once? No, that's the problem. He just keeps using it. If it actually gets punctured, it's considered a biological weapon.

What is in there? What did you do? You killed 30 people. Why are you standing with your pants around your egg, going to gas mask on? What are you doing? I'm the new outbreak monkey.

I'm patient zero. Like my weed registration's zero. Are you wearing a fanny pack underneath your pants? Are you wearing a fanny pack? Oh, I wish. Oh, Jesus. I was trying to put the fourth thought into this,

but a surgically attached condom. That's why it was an outpatient surgery. The deer, now here's my question. Travis, did, did Blue Cross Blue Shield cover that? Is that a part of it? Yeah. It was, I took a lot of paperwork. Yeah, I would imagine.

I had to convince him it wasn't elective. He got, he got jealous of newverings. He wanted a similar, a masculine alternative. Yeah. Just everyone, just everyone should carry them. They give them to like middle schoolers. Just everyone provide them. I'm confused.

Does it everyone just have a box of six condoms that they had so long that they don't remember where they came from? Yeah. Doesn't everybody just have that? I keep mine in an Altoids tin that has the words Jimmy hats, like crudely swallowed upon in Sharpie. Ashley P asks, is this true?

My mom said that after you have sex, you won't grow taller anymore. Example, get taller. That's completely true. That is completely true. You're spitting out all your bones, right? Yeah. That's what makes your bones is your bone juice.

They call it, they call it boning down because it literally compresses your bones when you do it. Yeah, that is correct. And once you break the seal, you're dunzo. You actually start shrinking. Yeah, if you constantly keep licking all the time. You know how like old people are really small? Do they only get like that because they're total sluts?

Ruba clan hand was three feet tall at her death. That's why she didn't gain more team appearances. That's a fact. You ever see that episode where Blanche was like, I can fit through a mouse hole. It's too soon to joke about that. Is it? It's never too soon.

It's a little too soon. Is it too soon for her to hop back in bed with the guy after guy after guy after guy until she was two feet tall. Did not go to bed with Ruba clan hand. She's gone. She's not gone. She's at the foot of the bed. Ashley P.

She's boning down that Indian from Indian in the cupboard. What the fuck, man? That's what he went. Try this with those classic literature references. That's the easier guy. I'm a guy and I'm thinking of shaving my legs. If so, how far up the leg should I shave? What are your thoughts on men shaving legs from form spring?

Bitch, what do you think our thoughts are? I'll tell you how far up you should shave. Not, not up, not. To the ankle. To the ankle. Shave your foot. Just the top of your foot and your knuckles. Shave your foot, Bilbo.

The answer is either not at all or all the way. Yeah, yeah. I don't want any of this half-ass shit. I want you to shave it. Inner thigh, outer calf. And just a lightning bolt that goes like a hairy checkerboard. That's what I want. Carve your basketball jersey number into your inner thigh hair.

Better yet, carve mine and we'll be going steady. You shouldn't shave your leg. Unless you're a swimmer. If you're a swimmer. If you're a professional swimmer or runner. I bet that Michael Phelps shaves his legs and he could beat the shit out of me. He's just all arms and sinew, isn't he? Yes, he's like some kind of pterodactyl.

He's like a pterodactyl. He's like an antelope. He's like half antelope. What's up with that? Half antelope, half pterodactyl. Chicken chance. Now, if your dream is being homeless, that's bad. That's a thing.

No one's dream is ever like the manager of a local bank, which would be a fungibly secure vocation. And most people are, you know, I want to be Tom Cruise's best friend. I want to open a failing bar. That's my dream. A real middle of the road kind of establishment. I think that pursuing your dreams is always a good idea because you only go around on those big blue ball once.

And his big stupid orb. Listen. A big dumb globe. Shoot for the stars. Shoot for the big hollow bitch. Shoot for the stars. And even if you miss, you'll run into the moon. What's up, moon?

I failed. You tell me you hollow bitch. Chicken chance. Here's a Yahoo Answers question that was sent in by Eric Nier. Thank you, Eric Nier. It's by Yahoo Answers user Ben Edwards who asks, I think, so it's not positive, but he thinks that he is in love with a goose. What should he do?

You know what it is. It's that fucking neck, man. Oh my God. What couldn't it swallow? Right? Well, I mean, I'm not even talking about the length. I'm talking about the elegant curvature. Oh my God.

Look, it's like exactly what I have is an elegant curvature. So it would work out really well. It's like a mysterious, sexy question mark. Hey, I'll tell you what you need to do. Can you reread the question, Griffin? Sure. I think. Okay.

Here's our operative word here. Here's what you need to do. You need to shore this shit up and figure out if you're in love with a goose. Take a long look. In a deep, dark truthful mirror and think about whether or not you want to stick that goose's beak in your bottle. Do you want to fuck a goose or not? This is not something you're equivocal on.

It's something you know. Do you want to fuck the goose? I'm on the fence on my position on goose fucking. Okay. No, wait. Well, now we don't know he wants to fuck it. He may just want to be in love with the goose. There's lots of different love.

There's lots of different love. That's so true, Travis. Maybe such a good point. Maybe he wants to adopt the goose. The thing is he dreams about it all the time. He dreams about it all the time. So what is he dreaming about it? Like he's going antique shopping at flea markets with his love goose.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is fine. Give him a little suit. I mean, it's not fine. It's not fine, Justin.

It's not fine. He's talking about a goose. And by the way, side note, the guy who wrote in asking for names for his band, Love Goose, is an awesome name. You can put a little Jordy LaForge visor on it and say it's your goose sun for the future. Well, that one didn't work quite so well. It works for me. He comes from a weird island, ducked, morrow-esque future where man, animal hybrids are the same.

He has the brain of a man or a woman if you don't want to be gay. Gay goose lover is the worst. I want a hetero goose lover. He's only in the lady goose. Hey, I'm no weirdo. I'm going to fuck a lady goose. I'm not an aberration to God. What kind of deviant shit do you think I'm into?

I only fuck female gooses. Gooses. I like to kick back with a cold brew and fucking goose. Just chill out, watch a game, eat some coin chips, and fuck my goose. It's been a long, hard day at work. Time for some good old fashioned goose fucking. I say goose, get back in the kitchen, finish making dinner, and the goose is like, I'm a goose. I can't even get to the counter.

The only recipe I know is seeds. Goose, where's all my bread? Ah, you ate it again. Get over here, I'mma fuck you. Goose, I told you not to eat that ball of sun chips we left out, let's forget. Goose quit walking in a line with other geese. Get over here, I'm trying to fuck. Get over here, you're mine.

I lost you, I forgot which one you were. I'm in love with one of you, I'm going to have to fuck all of you to figure out which one. Oh no. Oh god, I'm just sick of the neighborhood kids spray painting goose fucker on my porch. Well, I wouldn't mind if they would stop writing gay goose fucker, don't they get it? Let's be clear. Listen, I'm at church every day with my goose wife in a dress next to me while the reverend preaches, but I can't listen that close because all I can think about is how bad I want to get

down on this goose. It's Adam and geese, not Adam and Steve. Okay, that's it. Ah, still so good. A lot of gut busters and a lot of nut busters. These have aged well. Gut busters? Gut nut busters.

Lots of penis talk. Had to actually make sure to spread out the episodes, the single bits where we talked about penises, otherwise we would have had them back to back to back. Rock block cock talk. Normally if you're spreading out penises, you need to go to shroombraestrange.com, but I did it with the magic of editing. I also want to remind you to go to huluplus where you can binge thousands of hit shows anytime anywhere, huluplus.com slash my brother.

That's huluplus.com slash my brother. We're going to close this shit out? Yeah, I'm done. I'm ready to get out of here. Thank you all very, very, very much for sticking with us. Next week we'll be back with a regular episode of Travis will be back in town. He'll have many stories of hoggis and shit. So look forward to that.

Please. And we'll look forward to this. And now Griffin from the past, take it away with one more Yahoo answer. Take a chance. This question was sent in by Jacob Locker. It's a Yahoo answers user, Billy Reynolds, who asks, why do Chinese people eat food? You will never know me. Hey, I'm Jesse Thorn.

Hey, I'm Jordan Morris. We're actual friends. And actual professional broadcasters. We host Jordan Jesse Goh, a show about friendship, being a person. Yeah, we run the full spectrum from feelings to some of the most vulgar jokes you can imagine. And honestly, putting it that way makes it seem like it's half and a half at best 2575. It's definitely mostly vulgarity, but it's a pleasant friendly vulgarity from two guys who went to a reasonably prestigious UC college.

Why don't you try the show out now? Grab one with one of your favorite comedians like a Rob Cordray or Rob Delaney or whatever. Or somebody awesome that maybe you haven't heard of yet. Yeah, go to maximumfun.org or your favorite podcasting app and download an episode of Jordan Jesse Goh now.