My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 292: Remain on the Smooth Tip

Episode Date: February 29, 2016

H-hey, you guys are cool with us talking about Fuller House for a hot minute, right? Because, holy chalupas, do we have some hot-ass takes up in this episode. Suggested talking points: The Gibbler Shed, Young Love, Underwear Voice, Gildo, Birthday Business Future Man, 22 Slices, SkiDrake, MC Scat Facts

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? It's a new place And the girls, do you want it? Just say, hey, I want it Just say, hey, I want it Whatever happens, nope, nope, nope, nope

Whatever, nope, to the nope, nope The mid-zero familiar friends Wait, ain't just around the bend, step by step Family matters It's what matters with your family Family matters Well, there must be some magic juice behind these temple walls We've talked about that, right?

Now, we do the dance of joy Hi everybody, welcome to our Fuller House special Fullest House Fullest House, we're going to be recapping every episode of the show as we enjoy it And we're going to smoke a million cigarettes while we do it, apparently Yeah, money Justin ate a bunch of lit cigars

I'm your DJ Tanner, Justin McRoy I'm your Stephanie Tanner, Travis McRoy I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McRoy I do want to say that Hey, can you fucking like just get You know what, we're going to do it again and we're going to pretend like Griffin listens to the show when we record it I'm your DJ Tanner, Justin McRoy I'm Stephanie's cleavage, Travis McRoy

No, I'm not going to follow that because that's fucking gross I'm your Stephanie Tanner, Travis McRoy And I'm Little, little richie From family matters I'm fucking Michelle, like Michelle I don't want to do that because she's not apparently still a friend of the fam She's in the extended universe now

Fuller House, let's get some quick reactions Travis I watched the first 15 minutes of the first episode So just to give some context of how much I'm able to speak on it Go Okay, it's 27 minutes long So you really just couldn't Couldn't do it

Stick in there It's when Steve re-entered the world that I had to step away Oh no, that's he's the best part So you're a fool I'm going to go ahead and say Uncle Jesse When he's saying forever Griffin used dig And just fucking disappeared from the room

I burrowed through our nice new hardwood floors And I disappeared from the room There was a moment in which Stephanie picks up DJ's baby And makes a comment about her breasts that I had to Like I had to walk away from the computer on which I was walking And be like, I don't know what this is, but I'm very upset I don't like what's going on If I could just make a humble suggestion to you two

Hang in there Because later on, okay In literally like the third episode Stephanie is running the veterinary clinic that DJ runs And she gets herself sprayed by a skunk And her children, DJ's children get sprayed by skunks too There's a shot where DJ walks in, opens the door to a room Where Stephanie is taking a naked bath in tomato juice

With DJ's baby And her nephew is in another cistern full of tomato juice Because it gets the skunk smell out And there are just two cisterns full of tomato juice And there is no physical way That her six-year-old nephew did not see her naked Just couldn't happen Here's what I love

What this, it reminds me a lot of girl meets world Which was the boy meets world spinoff many decades later Or fuller boys Or family anti-matters Which is where the negative versions evolved And that's where the stuff on up Kel came from I'm parallaxer Kel

Yeah, like that It reminds me a lot of those spinoffs I mean like I just really, you guys should hang in there There's a scene later in the season Where DJ's son Max, his dad died fighting fires And he lied to his classmates about his ability To get a fire truck to show up at a kid's birthday party So Danny Tanner decides to try to right this wrong

There's a scene in Fuller House Where a fire chief doesn't let The fire truck attend the birthday party Of a little boy whose dad died fighting fires Because Danny Tanner didn't let the fire chief Sing on local television 28 years ago Like just hang in there Is that canon though?

Is there an episode of Full House In which there's a fire chief Who wants to sing on Wake Up in San Francisco And Danny's like fuck you This will never come back to bite me in the ass And then they were planting that seed So that would literally be like incredible If Fuller House is about them like reaping what they had sowed

Like the count of in the all too tidy Storytelling of the first eight seasons of Full House That would be the most incredible show I just all I care about is Steve's whole fucking style Of literally walking into a house being like Yo, I know your husband's got all burnt up That's a bummer But whenever you're ready, I'm ready to hit that

By the way, let me get some of let me get some pudding And I don't mean that sexually I'm not talking about that widow pudding Unless that is what you call the snack packs That you got in the refrigerator But I will take both There's a moment in which a gentleman describes Kim and Gibbler as being just amazing at sex

And it was her husband Travis Well, her estranged husband I'm just saying that the picture of Kim and Gibbler Just dominating in the bedroom Makes perfect sense Yeah, so hard Makes perfect sense Yeah, we got that locked in

I get I'm just saying I get it When I think about Kim and Gibbler I think raw, pure animal sexuality By the way I'm just saying that I think Kim and Gibbler is sex Is sex Like when I think sex it's good I'm just I feel like you guys don't get it

Aphrodite spiritual manifestation of sex You know those like the like the statue goddesses That represent like fertility And said that's Kim and Gibbler to me And not in a not in a weird way Not in a weird way But in a very pure You're saying if you if you ended up in the Gibbler shed

You would not complain about what happens in there Yeah, that's basically it Thank you for summing that up so clearly The tan the the Gibbler shed is like There's a hole in the back of it That she then crawls through And then walks 20 feet And then hey tannerinos

Hey guys Kimmy what's that fucking smell Don't worry about the smell Hey don't worry Hey it's impolite to ask about the Gibbler smell Oh gross don't put your don't put your feet up on the table Oh if you only fucking knew Where these feet have been

If you only fucking knew I turned two men into basically house slippers So you wouldn't believe what goes on in the Gibbler shed Gibble gobble I gotta go We got sister in full of tomato juice Important update when DJ walked in on her Naked sister with her kids and a sister in tomato juice

DJ's response was oh my lanta And she has said oh my lanta An average of eight times per episode Nice Her little son max his hot catch phrase And I'm gonna start working this in our shed Oh fuck Because that's how this stuff becomes memetic

I'm not gonna tell you what it is I'm just gonna work it in at some point Excellent And you tell me if you feel like we've come up against it Okay Does that sound like a deal Yeah So everybody is just like on the lookout

Unless you're on your show Should we identify it or should it be like the listeners Write in and the first person to identify the problem I think if you guys are just seeing Quad city DJs won't there it is When you think that you've heard it Then I think that'll be perfect You got it

Hey let's do some advice Hell yeah Is that it? Before we start can we talk about Wait is that the guest phrase What did you think of crj's intro griff I don't love it I didn't want to talk about it on the show

Because I didn't want to like betray My girl It's not her fault like obviously she I don't think she arranged the fucking thing But just the verses are just a mess It's like she is the greatest pop performer in the world right now And those choruses show like exactly what she's capable of bringing to the table And then the verses are just her singing over like that fucking

Skanky blues riff from the original Scratch scratch scratch Hey sing for me Scratch scratch Like no that's not her shit Don't make her do not her shit Just let her do the whole thing Let her start in it

I wanted to talk about real quick the max fun drives coming up We're all very very excited for the max fun drive We're gonna talk more about it It's a fun time of year we have fun stuff planned We're doing for our bonus episode for donors Can we talk about it because It's it's fellas it's bananas We're doing my brother my brother and me second chances

Where we go back to questions from the first 10 episodes of the show And we try them again just to see if our advice game has gotten any better At least our audio game house Our audio game definitely has Hey gang I don't know if you've gone back and First of all if you're a listener and not a creator of the show Don't go back and listen to those episodes because we used to be

I'm gonna go ahead and call us man ghouls Um But we used to do questions And we would spend literally a minute and 15 seconds on each one Yeah And we would do we would do like the yahoos the yahoos questions used to be the least interesting It used to be like this question comes from yahoos I had a bad date

And I was like wait that was what we chose for yahoos answers back then Yeah our man it's a wow Different show anyway max fun drives coming up soon We'll talk more about it later Great are you feeling up to this justin because you you do sound like you ate a like a bottle You sound like Ursula stole your voice And you're just like through sheer force of will Just trying to get it back

You're kind of making the sounds even though Ursula stole your voice just by like slapping your face and moving your lips up and down You sound like how Fuller house makes me feel Um all right well does somebody else want to read No, I mean I want you to do it. It's your fucking it's your job. Yeah, I mean it is my job Um now okay, but now you're just luxuriating in it. I'm luxuriating you in it actually Okay, I mean now in me editing me future edit griffin who man he is a big fan of justin Yeah, I do really do you like that? Uh, yeah, he likes all the sniffs and the the secret the secret chewing that you do

Um, I want to make one last note about Fuller house Okay, it made me laugh the hardest of anything Todd Vanderwerf who works for uh vox.com Uh the same company as us, but he said Fuller house made me feel like I was an empty burlap sack Shaped like a man and I was full of bugs and the bugs moved me around Basically, yes, here we go babies listen I recently met a lovely girl and we hit it off now you do sound like a buggy She seems to be attracted to me and I definitely have a thing for her as well

The thing is get a little difficult sometimes because she's 19 and I am 24 How do I go about wooing a younger lady? As from an older man The oldest superhero now griffin when you go back and edit that I want you to change the pitch of that Up 50% put no, I love it. I love it because first of all there couldn't there is no better question for him to like Exercise that particular voice for also just a little soul in your boat Yeah, well soul is one way of putting it I would put it like it sounds like your vocal cords are just two big hands just slapping together and I can hear each

Like individual like slap up them. It sounds like the eruption of a volcano is asking this question Tell that to all the confused young ladies and dudes out there who just got a little moist No, how is it dude? If only your throat was a little moist I mean, I know I talk about how often I flood my basement, but like physiologically like what is that? He peed his pants all the good Be his young gentleman whose Justin's voice made him pee his pants. Yeah um I mean fuck we have to have talked about this at some point uh throughout the show

But like the older you get age is not a thing when there's a one as the first digit That time gap is harder than it say if there was a two in the first digit Well, what it is what it is griffin is it's not a problem of age really There's two other bigger factors and that is one if if she is still in college and you are out You are existing in two different worlds and two it's also a question of amount of responsibility You've had to face and like the amount of maturity you have to actively use on a day-to-day basis That's not to say that there aren't super mature 19 year olds, but it's like a muscle. I don't know if you guys are like being Willfully obtuse here, but the problem is not

The gap the problem is 19 Because it's not 21 And 24 is above 21. So like where do you take them? What are you doing? What are you doing? Like do you want to meet my friends? Where are they at? Well, let's see It's a night. So they're at a bar right now. They're at a bar unless unless This is like super special and you're like investing and this is like I can't do shit with you now But I you're awesome and I love you and I really care about you. So like in two years We'll be able to hang out with everybody and it's worth it

But like it that's such a big investment a time Especially if this person is like studying and going to class and doing stuff their time is not their own Don't screw up their future counter unless This is it's this unprecedented. I don't think you can unless and unless you have to relapse combo breaker relapse relapse What if it's love? That's what wait that was mine though. Hold on. That was my own less You can't relapse my own less when I literally you didn't say it. You weren't you weren't explicit enough travis

Um, so this is like a super less. Yeah, it's it's I've underlapped you. Hey, I got a yahoo in this one here Is from zoe kinsky climbing that ladder. Thank you, zoe Did you guys know that on the mabin bam wiki? There is a fucking scoreboard Of people who've gotten yahoo's on the show I didn't know that how to determine is the mabin bam wiki still like a going concern. Yeah, it's it's popping off Nice. Um, I used it to get our second chance. This question. Uh, anyway, thank you zoe. It's by yahoo answers user Karasu Who asks if I am talking on the phone in my underwear

Can people tell by my voice that I am in my underwear? I would say if it sounds like justin sounds right now. Yes Yeah, I 100% justin you got that you just got that underwear voice right now What will it sound like if you're in your underwear? How will it sound different? I think it sounds uh, okay Does it sound relaxed or does it sound like someone who hopes you don't notice they're just in their underwear? I've had dreams where I've been in my underwear in public and I don't remember feeling Super chill about it. Yeah. Can I can we try and experiment real quick? Okay Yeah, okay. Hey everybody, this is griffin mackroy. Thank you for listening to uh, my brother my brother and me It's a comedy advice podcast that I do with my two brothers justin and travis

Hey everybody, this is griffin mackroy from my brother my brother and me a podcast I do with my brothers Because so I think it sounded basically like exactly the same to me Was the first one in underwear and the second one was in clothes Uh, they're both clothes. So that's what you've just said is a synonym Oh, I thought that that was like one of those trick questions where it's like a taste test But they're both pepsi and you hadn't actually changed anything at all except the tone of your voice Did you just say one of those trick questions where they're both pepsi, you know You know when they do

Like jokes on you which one you like better uh, the one on the right it was pepsi But they tasted very no no you got it you won you won you won in the commercial Shut the company stop filming in the commercial You know because we did we wouldn't we couldn't stomach giving you any brand. Eh, we just want to give you delicious pepsi Wouldn't that be a great taste test if it's just like which pepsi tastes better? Well, that one's very old and it's we poured it five hours ago and it's very that's a barrel aged pepsi That's midday sun aged pepsi Do you guys ever think about

Just your physical state of being when you're talking on the phone with somebody because I I actually do feel very self-conscious right now um My main thing is I don't get I try not to get too physically comfortable because I don't want to be on the phone for a second longer than I have to Interesting. I'm probably like pacing around like oh, is this still happening? Am I still on the phone? It will they that my body language is saying this like are they gonna hang up soon?

Can I just hang up and pretend I lost service? If you get a phone call from somebody then would you put pants on because I know like sort of your usual state doesn't involve the wearing of trousers um, I No, I don't I would leave the room Because it drives me fucking crazy to be on the phone With people with other people in the room or vice versa

There's something can I say something because I used to just I've been doing this for a couple minutes now And now it's it is starting to get kind of exciting being in your underpants. Yeah talking to your two brothers Yeah, it's exciting to talk to your brothers in your underwear and your underpants No, no, no, you don't understand and that's not sexually. It's not I don't understand. It's not it's not a sexual thing It's not gibbler. You're not gibblering. No, no, no, no god. No god. I would need I don't have the harness But I I'm saying that and by harness. I mean Just full body. It's like a saran. It's like a sexual saran, right? Um, uh

Yeah, like Yeah, it's it's weird. What does this mean? Do you feel free griffin? Let me ask you this Do you feel free? Do you feel good? Do you feel is it like the thrill is what's making you feel alive? No, it's like it's like challenging. Mm-hmm. Like how long will you do it? Yeah, I'm probably actually gonna go ahead and Slap those shorts back on let's go ahead and get those shorts back on Let's get those shorts back on but let's understand that there's still shorts You know what I mean? Like what's up with america's hang-up? Holy chalupas

What wait won't there it is? Yeah, it drives god of worship. Yeah What Hey griffin hear it one more time. Holy chalupas What is that like what is chalupas replacing there? Don't shit I You're on netflix what they should have made it fucking hard or in c17 Fuller house would have been so just to hear a little eight-year-old be like, holy shit. What the fuck?

Why are we in fucking vats of what if they called the show fucker house? Um, there's a scene where oh my god. Okay. No, please there's the best joke in fuller house Is that stephanie tanner became a dj named and called herself dj tanner It's a really fucking good joke. It's actually pretty solid. It's like a solid. It's like really funny And there's a scene where she's playing cochella because dj unbreakable broke his arm

And she gets a video call from her nephew max Who's nervous about playing a school concert and to to help his nerves She fucking flips a switch on her iphone and live streams him playing Old mcdonald had a farm To the cochella audience on his trombone and that's supposed to make him feel less nervous. Well, the idea is like You just played cochella, right? But like He's playing old mcdonald had a farm on his trombone And when he finishes the reaction he gets is nothing

The audience is fucking deadpan like are you serious? Is this the new sound? Are we old now? Like that's what being old is when you go to cochella and everything sounds like eight-year-olds playing trombones Like oh gosh, I guess I don't get the sound anymore. Yeah, kindrick. Uh, he's got a tight opener He's uh, he's called trombone boy And he's sick as fuck. What's his set like what's he do? Well, you know chill wave. Yeah, it's nothing like that It's the horn with like a slidey bit on it. Can I read another question? Hey, can we just fucking cancel this episode and just release like the audio from a 28-minute episode of fuller house

That'll be the second half. That's after the money's done. It's just gonna be all fuller house Yeah, I would like to do something like that just to see like What happens like what what happens how litigious are their lawyers like what no, but here's what i'm asking What happens? If we make the second half of an episode not a second half I I would just want to pin it to the end of a full-length episode right because I don't want people to get cheated but like What happens what happens and we just put the all the audio from a fuller house episode at the end of our episode

What happens if we edit in fart sounds is that fair use? Is that how fair use works? You know, yeah, because that would be a criticism Okay, yeah I've just figured out fair use. I mean how how it's it's all about Um, it's all about economies of scale, right? Because justin you you said you've already We've already stepped put our foot into the ocean by saying holy chalupas and omelanta and talking about can be gibbler's sex dungeon Um and get the gibbler sex wrap. It's just now a product you can buy on extreme restraints. There's a whole gibbler line of

You can get a gibbler gibbler sex wrap you can get gibbler the gibbler harness you can get the gibbler gobbler, which is uh You can get uh nipple gibblers. Mm-hmm. You can get um A gildo Uh-huh, that's actually I think a monster from zelda Anyway, um, that's what I eat your shield, right? Yeah And this thing this product will also eat your shield if you know what i'm talking about I don't yeah, please explain that. Well, what would your shield relate to in a sexual manner like the condom? Yes

It's a it's a female condom That eats and negates both It's a bad product. It's a bad product. You shouldn't use the the gildo. Don't use the gildo. They're being recalled Uh, because I also take your rupees away I forgot what I was talking about. I'm going to read a question. Please. It's my birthday. Cool Yeah, nice Some people at the office put up a small banner and a couple of signs at my desk. I appreciate this What are the signs? It is your birthday

Birthday here have it. What I appreciate this and thank everyone for the well wishes problem is I'm a pretty neat person I feel like I enjoyed the decorations enough and want to take them down How long do I have to leave these up? Can I take them down at lunch or is it an all day affair tidy in tulsa? That was a way shorter time frame than I thought you were going to say Oh boy, howdy I get it. This is the office. We're doing business here. I'm trying to keep my nice Thanks for these and then you immediately start pulling them down

I'm trying to keep my fucking job But I can't I can't reach the hole puncher because you put a sign up over it that said holy chalupa. It's your birthday Holy chalupa. It's your birthday. I get it. I get it. I don't want that shit around I mean, I look work at home and nope. I mean you guys have forgotten the past few birthdays. I've had which is fine like whatever So like I I I would I would absolutely tear that shit down but win griffin but win Not if win. Yeah, you can't do it as they're like Like show it like and ta-da like oh great trash trash trash

Thank you. This is so thoughtful trash can trash can trash can I'm gonna I'm no no no no. I'm not undecorating. I just want to save all of them So I'm gonna put them here in my memory bin Cut the middleman out just show him a trash can full of decorations Say, we're gonna put these up and then we didn't so we're gonna save you the work Here's what you have to do. You have to wait till everyone leaves at the end of the day Like you're the last person there and then you take them all down And then when you come back in the morning walk in and scream who took down all my decorations

And get really upset about it. So you can prove to him how much you cared about it All right, cool But you realize this is an annual event and so like You realize people have birthdays every year. Well, so then the next year you're up You have to loudly announce I'm gonna keep an eye on these so nobody takes them down this time And then when they come in you fall asleep at your desk still dress in the clothes you were from last time And all the decorations are down and you're like, oh, no not again. Greg pachydus

Um Maybe you print out a bunch of signs and banners that say thanks for the birthday stuff And you put that but that's like twice as much and you put them all up over everybody's stuff Like while they're working like while they're like doing a webcam meeting you like paste a big sign over it That says thanks for being so thoughtful and you put like six of them up there with like rubber cement And it's like, oh, I just I just was just returning the favor But maybe think about like how your actions have consequences Also, we've just raised our office supply expenses by five percent because of these fucking signs, but no great whatever

office supplies, um people give a lot of static to dot matrix printers, but um One thing that you can say about them is that they did make it a lot easier to print out sick banners They were just inherent banner makers. They were just like way better doing like sick fucking sick banners Now what am I gonna do now staple it together tape it together like some kind of monster Yeah, you yeah, it's like no But like those were like the banners and like it's all about whether or not you took the dots off or not That's how much you like the person

Because like if you didn't care about if it was just glens birthday, then you leave the dots on But for Stephanie's birthday, yeah, let's take them off And you might throw some clipboard on there. Maybe like throw a birthday cake on there I'm I have a better idea and what if in addition to the happy birthday well wishes You also printed on these banners and birthday signs Fucking practical useful business information And then all of a sudden these aren't just like little pieces of useless messy decoration You got a fucking excel spreadsheet on there showing you the dividends from today's profits

And then on another one. How did you do that? You looked into the future? Well, yeah, I do the dividends from yesterday's profits. This is my this you've gotten ahead of me But this is my remake of really addition and it's called it's called birthday business future, man Um On enough but on the on the banner it could have like everybody's schedules for the day, you know I mean practical useful information then maybe you won't feel like this is a mess plus this mess it'd be like a This this is a good. This is a useful mess. I got a pretty good scam why don't you uh

Why when when you finally encounter these decorations? Just start like sneezing and rubbing your eyes like oh great. Thanks guys And act like you're allergic to what to what to the decorations to decorations and then Yeah, and you make such like a big deal about it that like when you finally do turn down they're relieved like oh fuck But in order to continue selling it like if they put up like fucking christmas decorations when you walk into the office You just have to be like hey guys, I think I want to take the week just start fucking convulsing like tree

Fair dealers day off too. Maybe it's just birthday decorations. You're allergic to Okay, that's specific It is a little specific. Here's let me be even more specific Travis Let's go to the money We mentioned me on these earlier. What is that do I have to do it? My throat hurts Okay, griffin. What is what is me undies? Let me tell you what me undies is please are You know clouds, uh-huh In the sky. Yeah

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Big garbage bag. No, oh a loose chalupa. These are all yesterday's chalupas that didn't sell That's actually the other subscription service yesterday's chalupas, which we We don't do that one anymore for obvious reasons Because they stop they stop paying us. We always have a message for Sean from Jess Happy belated birthday my dearest fella I wanted to do something unique this year as a thank you for being such a loving and supportive boyfriend So I thought getting the brothers, especially your fave one. Oh griff. Okay to wish you a good one Eat my butt. Hey Travis. Hey Justin. Eat my butt. Crotch chop. Crot. I'm doing the crotch chop

I knew you couldn't hear it. Well, let me try it. Hey, hey, hey, stop. Wait, shut up. Wait, stop Tell me if you can hear me doing a crotch chop I Could you tell what that was? No, I think it sounded like a crotch chop to me. Fuck. Yeah, more together. Love you so much Yeah, sorry. You had to listen to me do it and find out feels you're fucked up golden child Griffin. Good. Yeah I'm gonna go. I'm gonna slay my beer. Yeah This next message is very confusing. Yeah, I don't I don't understand. Is this this is our dad, right? No, I think this is a different person. It's from it's for poppy and cj mackerel

It's from cliff and katlyn mackerel. Hold the fucking phone. I know Is this an ar is this an arg? What the fuck is the energy we're being activated It says happy second birthday you cool former babies Your second year has been an adventure just like your first and still everyone who meets you falls in love You learn to walk and talk conquered your third continent and moved around the world Not too shabby for just one year. Here's to another great year kiddos. We love you. What? Is this four babies or is this all like coded language? It's one of the two. Do they let their okay

One are your babies listening two. Do you know that's our last name? Where do you think you're going? Three is this your backdoor pitch for babies year out the sequel to babies day out three our dad is a grandfather and One of his granddaughters calls him poppy. So this is like even more confusing Also poppy is not strikingly a child's name unless it's poppy like the flower instead of poppy like the nickname I think that's what we're dealing with here and travis just so i'm clear. Um Child's names. So basically the idea what this is And this is my new idea is that you have a child's name And then maybe when you get it's all you get a different one

Well, have you ever been like this is my child grandpa. He's two years old Please kick start my new deal. It's two names for everybody I think you do that where you're like you're benny and then you're bernard when you're an adult But then you're benny again when you're an old man. No, that's close minded travis. I'm saying like I didn't pick this fucking name I didn't pick this fucking and I have to go through life with this fucking name Like obviously you can change your name. Whatever. I'm saying it should be Like custom well not mandatory, but like customary

Like on your 18th at what age are you responding because it's not like 10 if it was 10 everybody wouldn't be named like thunder Oh, let's do it 20 because 20 is like a nothing birthday nothing happens at 20 You're just like waiting for that sweet sweet, you know booze taste to come in a year I think at 20 you get to pick your own name and then you have something to look forward to But then again, actually you're a what a junior in college at that point That might not be the time to be making a permanent decision like that um the

Why don't zero to two It's just a number. Okay Well, can I can I actually zero to what it should be a word describing your baby form? So something like precious. How about like your baby form plus the day you were born? So like the day of the sweet be october 3rd. Yeah, okay, so you got that and then at two You get to pick a funny name because I think that would be really funny to you like Like my daughter would be named like happy snowman from frozen macaroy Like that would be her or like probably mommy macaroy if I if I had to let her pick that would get confusing though

That would be very confusing. Yes You you say mommy and then sydney comes in and you're like, no, sorry. I meant the other mommy the other mommy. Yeah Um, no, I'm sorry. I was singing along with the song. Hey mommy And you I can understand how this is confusing But if we if we let her name herself now by the thing she's obsessed with today She would either name herself, um Pikachu videos or things I bought at sheets because that's where she's at right now She's a big fan of things about a cheats, huh? Yeah, it's a confusing time in her life

She's down with that Pikachu though. She knows what she does. She does love videos of adults and Pikachu costumes That's not what I thought it was me. Hold on. No, that's not where the zeitgeist began Sydney said she loves videos. She she gives harping on the fact that she loves videos of adults wearing Pikachu costumes in public That is a I said sweetheart You keep highlighting the fact that they're adults in Pikachu costumes as if it wouldn't be in any way Humane or even possible to put children into Pikachu costumes and not expecting to get like Horrid heatstroke or blackout instantly that is a poor way to onboard somebody to this beloved franchise though, Justin You're just gonna confuse her because she's not learning to fucking essential

She's not learning that this thing evolves from Pichu and when you use the thunderstorm it turns into Raichu But hold up on that because Pikachu learns better moves, you know, I mean like you you you start with the I mean Ideally you start with the games and then you move on to the anime because even the anime has some Let's just say loose interpretations of the game and also some pretty adult themes Also some adult themes her favorite video that Sydney showed her is the like climactic scene From Pokemon the Pokemon movie where Pikachu where ash dies spoilers dies and Pikachu brings back to life and Sydney's just showing her this like isn't this cute. I'm like this is a fucking whole arc There's a whole film. She doesn't understand the implications

She cannot Even appreciate the bond when those sad the rest of the film when those sad Pikachu's are just slapping the shit out of each other Oh and just crying It would be like if you showed the one scene in godfather Where marlon brando puts a uh orange slice in his mouth that has a heart attack to a child like this is godfather Like you can't have any it's just a sad old man with an orange in his mouth. She can't appreciate that This is my daughter dead old marlon brando Um, it's just that she's she picked it. I don't I don't know

She's got another 18 years before she can change it again. Hi, i'm brine safi and i'm erin gibson And we host the throwing shade podcast on throwing shade We look at an issue important to ladies and an issue important to gay people and then we basically make fun of that Yeah, and just to answer your question No, we don't have a marriage pact that if we don't get married by the time we're 30 We're gonna do that for each other. That's true. Although we have each been divorced three times This guy who was standing by eric redkin. Thank you, eric. It's by yahoo answers user janet who asks I got kicked out of a cc's pizza for eating too much

Oh, i'm sorry. There's a question mark. I got kicked out of a cc's pizza for eating too much I'm currently a 17 year old male and i'm 5 11 and 125 pounds Holy shit, and my doctor recommended that I literally quote-unquote go all out and eat a bunch of food My bmi just go fucking hog wild just fucking let loose Just dive into little mazalazian get deep in the paint. You've been too restrained Listen, I've been telling you this for years j dog. You've been holding back Go to that cc's and fucking slam some saw fire up that pain train um

I'll take some of these zanis and get out there and go fucking hog a while Do a couple of fucking whip it and go eat some saw take these perg assets and go Go to the fucking golden corral and bring a fucking sleeping bag Don't leave till they kick you out. I'm a 17 year old male 5 11 125 pounds My doctor told me to go fucking hog wild and eat a bunch of food because my bmi is frighteningly low I decided to go to the local cc's pizza because they offer an all you can eat buffet I stayed for around 45 minutes around 4 15 to 5 o'clock p.m. And ate 22 slices of pizza now we're talking about cc's slices which are not

gigantic also not that like that's high don't get me wrong wait hold on What are you about to say? No, no, no if the letting them go let the premise of that My point was going to be if the premise of this is that cc's would kick him out for eating too much I do not believe that 22 slices is the most someone has ever eaten at cc's What that's a fair point that charles is making but what if he only got one slice at a time First off very annoying and secondly as he ate everyone he went Yummy yummy yummy one very much like you these pizza very good Yummy yummy yummy with every slice

Yeah, uh Travis. I just want to congratulate you on being very cautious with your wording and not saying what your mind and your heart thought which is I don't think that's that much pizza I mean, but it's just okay one. I'm not saying I could or would eat 22 slices of pizza. I'm an adult But I'm saying that when you when you propose I'm about to say an astronomically high number that would get someone kicked out of cc's I mean granted that's like too slice it or it's a slice every two minutes We're gonna 45. Yeah, that's okay. Yes when you put it that way Travis for 22

No, no, no, that's a lot of fucking pizza. That sounds like fucking no face from spirited away Just like shoveling like a whole carton of za into his fucking face and like barfing up gold to lure the cc's pizza employees nearby Just demanding they I'm he's not gonna stop until they bring sin out to him. Yeah, fuck like that's a lot of za my dude That's a shit ton of sweet pie I'm I guess I wasn't thinking of the time frame. Did they kick him out because they were worried about him Like listen, this isn't about the amount of pizza. J dog. You gotta go like I don't know what docker told you to do this, but I think they kicked him out because he ate this person ate Dave while they were like busing a table Ah, you slimy Dave

Ah As I was about to I haven't even finished a fucking question It's about to finish some pineapple ham pizza that they just set out. Okay again Hey, careful. God. He got a finger Um, that was just pineapple pizza. Uh the manager ran up to me and ran up to me You gotta get the fuck out of here, man That I had for you That I had exceeded the max amount that you can eat at the buffet. What the hell

It's literally called an all-you-can-eat buffet. I've heard of no such thing in my life Maybe they shouldn't charge such a low price if they're gonna get pissed off Has anyone experienced something similar or should I make a complaint? Thanks. It's fucking let's kick things off with this Uh divisive answer from anonymous who said yes, you can get kicked out because you took advantage You should only be allowed to eat for 30 minutes. Plus if it was a busy day, they might feel you stayed too long and need the table What? No, hold on. No, no CZ's has ever been like, hey, man. We need that four top back We need that four top back. Listen, we got a big we got a reservation

for CZ's pizza The president might stop by we need to keep that corner booth clear. That's false advertising. It's a pretty easy lawsuit my client What what I intend to show by the end of the day is that he had not eaten all he could Watch this motherfucker eat 23 slices of pizza and then it's all of a sudden set scene for Matilda Oh my jesus It's all Tim's back to the terrible doctor Um sue them it happened. I'm just going down these comments because this is fucking banana cake Sue them

Sue them it happened to this one guy I knew who loved going to all you can eat buffets One time he got kicked out for eating too much and sued them. He received over 50 000 american dollars because of it As for you, I would contact the corporation online or report to them what happened They'll most likely give you a discount coupon the next time you go. What's up, motherfucker? You need a discount coupon to go to the cc. What's up motherfuckers? I'm back and this time i'm not paying my six dollars My listen, I know you should sue them my friend fat dead greg Let's sue them for his uh

Over eating there at cc's and and he got a great deal Great deal out of it. You have a much better case against the doctor. I remember I don't remember much from the episodes of man versus food. I've watched because I find it distasteful Um, but I do remember episode where he's like this episode. I'm gonna try to eat a 10 pound pizza I'm gonna be like adam adam adam adam. No one's making you do this adam You know adam listen everybody said I couldn't do it. Nobody's adam When you were like I didn't do that when you were like i'm gonna eat 100 oysters I was like that's what seems like a bad way to eat oysters adam, but you do you I think you go for it

But adam understand, please is 10 pounds of material. You can't you just can't do this Alexa warns don't overeat pizza. It will catch up to you. Um, what loom by doomba Twentee suit slices will kill you. How is the response to alexa's comment not janet going? That's not the fucking question janet Or alexa, whoever would I want to I I don't understand how this question asked ask her had such a low bmi And then this doctor like awakened The animal with him and all of a sudden they go from like zero to 22 22 right like They're just like found something deep inside them like found their calling or something the cc's pizza

in barbersville at the mall closed The cc's all you can eat pizza in the city So fat that jamie oliver came to make a tv show to beg them to stop eating so much There's a cc's pizza there and it closed down his show. Please salad. Please salad Exasperatingly this is a town that plays host to an annual hotdog festival beer festival

chili fest rib fest And probably some other one. There's the pumpkin Pumpkin festival. That's not just unhinging our jaws and eating pumpkin toll It's mostly just worshiping the pumpkin. Yeah, there's a lot of pumpkin consumption that happens like let's not get it twisted We're celebrating the pumpkin harvest So that the gods continue to be gracious. This is the town Where cc's couldn't keep the doors open it was as you've almost certainly guessed replaced by a christian bookstore

But the natural successor in the chain successor to that. Yeah, it's when you turn your life Away for your life of of eating pizza all the time How much do you guys think you could eat in 45 minutes in terms of like pizzas? Yeah. Well, no Yeah, not just like sheer poundage. The secret is to know When to flip the switch to dessert pizzas because and if that counts because You could eat

um All the pizza in pizza hut. Okay Uh all of it and then if someone brought out a cinnamon pizza, you'd be like, I don't know. Maybe Let me see. Maybe let me check that out. My uh, our local pizza hut, you know, they got on their buffet that I I was used to really getting kicked out of pudding Just a container of pudding You could just get like three slizzies

And one scoopa and they and I I I think it's a really good way to keep it balanced, you know Because if you have the scoopa there with the slizzies Well, if you have the slizzies and you send them down with a scoopa That's gonna keep everything moving real good down there. Justin. I would like to thank you I don't I don't know why I started talking like a tertiary character from an Indiana Jones movie But I'm just gonna keep that I want to say a sincere Thank you because honestly got never before this moment has it struck me How crazy it is that most salad bars that I grew up going to or like that I've been to in my life

Also just had a big fad of pudding. Okay, but I think Justin's cracked it and that pudding is just like a sort of material sludge That you put in like a silicon Kind of yeah, you put it in your you put it in your body as if to tell you're in test time Like let's get this thing going. It's just a scoopa. Hey, uh, if you've ever Uh gotten a scoopa and thought it was pudding But also but really it was salad dressing

Or butter then um retweet this Hahaha Wait, if the okay if the dressing consistency even vaguely resembles that of a scoopa Then it's the fucking restaurant's fault. I would say hey listen. Are you retweeting or not? I'm a busy man He makes an excellent point griffin choose Uh, I'm faving it Which means Hey, listen guys. Listen. Oh, okay about 20 minutes. I took some day quills. So like

Things are gonna start getting a little loose from here on out. Oh, should we keep going? This is a man. I can't hold his day. Well, I have another question for you I I want to bounce this yahoo off because I think it'll be really good. I feel like travesty really gonna enjoy it Okay. Well, yeah, I'm sold this yahoo was sent in by Courtney Bergman. Thank you, Courtney It's by yahoo answers user lady ellie who asks The swing era is slowly dying away What's the date on this question? Oh, let's not worry about it

Let's make believe that it was asked today and not nine years ago Okay, okay a little less funny. I think a little more tragic You don't hear many swing dances anymore And when you do hear of one only senior senior citizens and a few younger people go The only ones that really dance are the senior citizens and the younger people don't really try It is obvious that the swing era is dying away But my real question is is anybody in more recent generations going to miss the swing era? Does anyone appreciate yah's music and the swing era enough to want to learn more about it?

I'm gonna try and keep it alive Oh my jesus, do you remember? Do you guys remember that period where like bryan sets are and like trade public daddies and squirrel nut zippers All died in a single plane crash. Yeah, it was fucking horrible And it was the day the swinging swung the day the wallet chains died The pants were just too big to keep going. Yeah Fuck so is this a show? Is this a podcast where we just talk about cherry popping days every couple weeks? Is that kind of our thing?

Is this our cherry popping check-in if we don't tell the story who does justin? I mean, hold on to this guys. I guess we're talking about cherry popping daddies again Who lives the craziest fucking time? Yeah pop culture that I can remember in my entire life because it was like you could you could Like draw such a clear line around that like two years of time From like when swingers came out to win like I think bryan sets have played new years rock and eve and everyone went Nah, no, it was like me. I think thank you. Thank you brian, but no And that was the end that was the end like that two years where like you couldn't swing enough

I remember dancing to swing music at college parties. Yeah, cool college parties Um, I want to I don't want to talk about the past because she's gonna make me sad. I'll talk about the future I've been talking about like a you know how pitch perfect has kind of like breathed new life into the acapella scene, right? And then we got the fucking what are they called? Hip hip hypnotronics. Yep. Got it Um, you know, like all this shit and the pentagrams the pentagrams the pentagrams It's a acapella acapella chance. It's beautiful. It's all it's very monastic and gregarian I want to I want how can we bring swing back? Obviously like swingers. I don't think swingers too could do it

I don't think favro's got it in him anymore Well, you need you need some kind of celebrity driven. I want to oh, you know who swings to clarify I think favro is doing some great work But I'm saying I don't think he's got the I don't think he can bring an entire fucking genre of music back to life Like you can't who has the gravitas that it's not it's not just like kitschy and weird It's also cool and kitschy and weird like if this person does it it's now a thing again Okay, how can a group of people I don't want to yeah How can we bring it back though? Oh, how can we bring it back?

Yeah, that's what I'm curious about like I there's I see a huge opportunity here because it's it is It's everything that you need for a pop culture zeitgeist and it doesn't have to be very long Like however long we need to like get our millions and bounce and dip from it and let it die again Just like the cherry poppin daddy's dead. Yeah, then they cashed out as much as we give those that crew They knew what they were doing They got their money now they're cherry popping granddaddies and they don't do it anymore I think they're all pretty still young and vital anyway Um, how can we bring swing music back because I can we do it with our podcast because that feels like maybe not gonna happen

Well, I would write not rather I would rather not like cash in The cultural cache that we've spent all these years building on like a last ditch attempt to bring Swing music back No, what we need to do is we need to look to the future and see what the next big dance create like maybe we bring Charleston back into vogue Maybe we bring back the 23 skidoo. What's the next thing you got to look forward to look back? That's true I mean

Didn't drake already doing that is drake doing the Charleston He's doing the 23 skidoo. He does a lot of old man dancing. He's good at it. He's good done it He's good done did it. He's good drake What's the next what's another big thing maybe the uh, oh, what about the foxtrot? It's got a cool name. You could have like a sexy cgi fox doing it With paula abdule with paula abdule You know, she's needs the work. I was singing a you can have a cgi paula abdule I was singing a song singing with a real cat, but the but the cat is real

shit Um, I was singing that song to my wife this morning and trying to do both parts at once And I realized that that is going to be my karaoke white whale Like if we find out a fucking meteor is about to hit the earth tomorrow Tonight i'm going out and i'm going to sing both parts of uh opposites attract Who did the cat part in that? Why don't I know mc scat cat travis yes because we're watching ruPaul's drag race all stars and they had to fucking Uh, uh, lip sync for their life and it credited mc scat cat that cartoon got a fucking credit. What?

Was there? Okay, wait, hold on. Yeah, was there a performer named mc scat cat that the cat was raised on? That somebody said wait, who did it mc scat cat? I have the best idea Or or we are to believe that paula abdule somehow got cool world did which it had got it happens to so many people It happens you don't see enough car there's so much Awareness that needs to be brought to the cool world thing of america's youth Right and and so maybe she got cool worlded and it produced it in there But no that man was just a cartoon in there. There was there is no flash mc scat cat

There was uh, I mean There was a person who did the voice of mc scat cat, but who but he doesn't get the fucking credit Like how do you agree to that? It was taylor steele Okay, who is that? I mean the person who did the voice of scat cat or or are steele or or or the voice of scat cat and also achieve something else No, it is life. Like I think he's done pretty good. No, I just feel like shit Like I know who paula abdule is and we credit her with that song and here's another dude who's like 50 of the song

Yeah, hi, like my name is um, uh, walt disney. I did the whole disney thing and also like i'm great at fishing But that's like i work. No taylor steele is the ub i works to walk to a paula abdule's walt disney Okay, I just realized something though and that is if you take the letters and the words taylor steele and rearrange them It's just mc scat cat. I think that this is a I think it's a pseudonym Why don't you want to believe in my living cartoon world? Well, actually now that I've moved to los angeles, there's a big wall that runs through hollywood and on the other side It's just cartoons. Yeah We're not allowed over there. I would like to close this conversation

By reading the personality section from the wikipedia page on mc scat cat There's somebody wrote somebody wrote a thesis on like his his behaviors According to the press kit from version records media information I know fucking I want to read that. I don't I want it straight from the source. I don't let this peer reviewed bullshit I'm giving you straight from the source Because there's quotes according to the press kit from virgin records media information And griffin, please stop laughing because you're going to mess up the ringtone. That's what it's making

According to the press kit from virgin records media information scat cat is a street philosopher with an alicad He enjoys Wrapping and dancing and it has quote got an eye for the lady. Oh my god in heaven Please fucking just hold on. Okay quote Remains on the smooth tip With an old-school wrapping fluids Which adds the street

To his new school hip-hop That's all that's all amazing the words that cat's a street philosopher Oh, fuck me. Yes No, he rim. No Travis. He remains on the With an old-school wrap influence which adds the street To his new school Fucking it sounds like it's okay. It sounds like a binder from 1992 having a stroke. Okay, but listen amazing The words you've said are amazing

But we the more amazing thing is that this this record company's pr outfit said Listen to me music journalists If you're gonna write about fucking mc scat cat Inform inform yourself and be responsible with your reporting. All I can picture is that in the press conference There was someone standing behind the pr representative Leaning in every time there was a question about mc scat cat being like that's not something we can cover just read the fucking packet How would you uh, hi. Hello. This is uh,

Greg donaldson from rolling stone. How would you characterize his like, I don't know his street behavior Well, if you'd read the fucking packet You would know he's a street philosopher who remains on this glad you asked Greg. Listen. He remains on the smooth tip In old-school wrapping fluids, which adds the street to his new school hip-hop Was was mc scat cat built to be a spin-off Humanity was see the next level of like ai the next evolution. Yeah, sure Do you think and no no tino shea no pink lemonade? I love my furry buddies But do you think that there were people who that that was like I think for a lot of folks it was probably

Lola from uh, space jam, but do you think that there was a slightly older crowd who saw mc scat cat was like, yep Cool. Yes, please. He remains on the smooth tip. I like him because he's on the smooth tip And I like his whole aesthetic. I enjoy his street philosophy now that we have hologram technology mc scat cat could perform Holy shit. He could he could headline Coachella. He could perform live mc scat cat feet trombone boy What if the fucking last shot of the revival of fuller house is they open a door on a closet and mc scat cat just like

Oh, thank god put me in there And I loved every fucking second of it. I was gibbler sex visitor and I loved it I love that close the door Close the door put me back at gibbler sex. Put me back. You got to contain this stink Put me back in holy chalupas. This has been a lot of fun. My name is justin mcroy This has been our podcast my brother my brother and me Uh, listen, there's a bunker buddies live show coming up april second law And that's bit.ly forward slash bb live show. It's travis and his partner andy talking about the uh,

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It's my body is like natural like offense mech I've gone camping once in the past decade and when I went my body's like, where are we trees grass? Um, tents. Oh, okay. You have diarrhea now Dippity buppity boop you have diarrhea. I'm almost certain where we uh, at let's see. Let's see. Oh the Atlantic ocean cool diarrhea You now have it Uh, okay, we're done griffin. Give us the last question. Yeah, this last one was also sent in by zoe kinsky climbing that fucking ladder Getting up the leaderboard rankings. It's by yahoo answers user more than 32 characters who says Is there one quote from john malkovich which resonates with you

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