My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 306: Face 2 Face: Foggy Bottoms

Episode Date: June 7, 2016

Here's a live performance from The Lincoln Theatre, in beautiful, humid Washington D.C.! Join us for a lengthy discussion on soupy gooses, a perplexing audience question about random acts of tap shoes and, of course, the live debut of MUNCH SQUAD.

Like Chilean miners emerging from the depths to a triumphant round of applause. It's my brother, my brother, me, an advisor for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. They probably, they probably applauded, like a lot when those miners got out. Yeah, I'm not sure you guys quite sack up to that. Which is, you're in that audience, how do you know, like, when to stop applauding?

Do you think by like the 33rd one, how many were there? That's an excellent question Griffin, because there is a moment where everybody's like losing it, right? Because they're like, oh my god. The first guy is hot. The first guy is like, yes. And then probably about minor 20, they're like, okay. But then like 21 comes up holding a puppy and you're like, yeah! And then 29 is like, I think we're almost done, guys let's bring this one home. But then after they were all out, there had to be a moment at the end of the cheer. How about one for everybody?

Yeah, how about for us? We got some snacks where they were like, well, I guess five? I guess go- Now do something else. Like honestly, I mean you're still minors, you gotta go back to work in the mines. Like you don't have another job. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow, I guess.

Not this one. That's why we're still milking the minors back. Yeah. And the minors. I am already the most sweaty. That's it. Comedy ain't easy. Washington DC, I love it. I love being in the DC anytime I get a chance.

All this government. Anytime I get to visit the DC, I'm psyched about it. You guys have an invisible barrier of just a rich invisible fog of humidity that exists here. It's like at this off the sea level and it's just perfectly my underwear height. And now I'm sitting, it's face height. How do you talk about your foggy bottoms? I'm talking, yeah. It's a local reverence.

I saw it on one of the subway platforms this morning. It's something of a comfort to me because like I watch TV and I see politicians on TV and I think, oh, they're so powerful. I see like Mitch McConnell up there like women shouldn't have library cards. And it's like, and like everybody's losing their minds like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Love it. But then like he walks off stage and he's like, my gooch is ruined. Like I know as soon as they go in the back room, it's like you're not so powerful anymore

because you're like, oh, my grundle is soupy like crazy. I need so much baby powder. Kevin Spacey. I'm mommy's baby. He's basically like walks off the set and he's like, Cleo, that was great work. My Islander, my whole goose is souped. It's so bad. Bring me some more of my acting trunks.

That's how I like Morgan Freeman pretending to be Kevin Spacey. And I don't know, well, can Kevin Spacey pertain to me? I don't know why he's still in character when he's not playing Frank Drebben or whatever. Because he is a method. He is a method, Justin. Whether he's hot or not, he has got a soupy goose and that is just true. Shall we talk more about Kevin Spacey's taint? Before we get into the questions and we got, we got a lot of fun stuff planned for you.

This is the usual stuff, but it'll be fun. We were leaving. Did we say our names? Yeah, we did that part. We did that part. Who? This is still the charming intro there, Bay Lights, before the questions. We were, we were leaving a restaurant last night after eating dinner.

I was not here for this and I still do not think it happened. Travis has photographic evidence. We leave it in a place called Asia 54. I don't know if you've been, but highly recommended. Pretty good. It's great. It's great. We saw Rob Reiner, not there.

Not there at our hotel. 98.5% sure. 98.5% Rob Reiner. Anyway, hold on. It was either 100% Rob Reiner or 0% Rob Reiner. It's not one of his failed clones. Okay. It was not Claude Reiner.

You mean Carl Reiner? Carl Reiner is his dad. Nobody's, nobody's quite sure. So we're leaving. A lot of clones have the Jack disease. We're, we're leaving the restaurant and as we are leaving, this guy jumps in front of us and says, be careful. There's a raccoon in this tree.

Now I'm, listen, I may be from West Virginia, but I've been to a big city before. I know how this ends, pal. This ends with you trying to hit me up for cash, right? So I'm like, okay. So I walk past him. He is not exaggerating. By the way, that is literally how he reacted to that. Yeah.

Sure. Sure, pal. There's a fucking raccoon in the tree. And before we continue on with this, you need to understand, I want to paint a picture of you. There's not much more, but this raccoon looked terrified. This was not a taunting villain of a raccoon. If you had told me that raccoon was nine months old, I'd believe you.

The man sounds like the aggressor in this. Well, now here's the thing. We got more info as we stood there dumbstruck. He said, this raccoon was chasing me down the street and then he, this raccoon was chasing me down the street and then he ran up this tree. So now I'm waiting for him to come down to exact your revenge. Any stand. We got to settle this.

And he looks at the tree and says, get down here, raccoon. I don't know what, like, I don't, I do not know what, like, if he was drawing this on a whiteboard, the plan, you know, like, I don't know what. Step one, yell that raccoon. Step two, raccoon come down. Step three, question mark, step four, vengeance. Vengeance. Yeah, you get your sweet vengeance.

I don't know. And that man was Vice President Joe Biden. You forgot to mention that. Are you here? Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe, did you make it? We literally, we literally put him on the complex. We put him on the complex.

Wait. Joe? He didn't, he didn't make it. He could come in, he could come in halfway. Our show. Yeah, it's not too late. We'll check in at the end. Yeah.

What our show is, we'll turn questions out. Can we like into wisdom? And here's our first one. Who, wait, who here? Is this your first experience with my brother, my brother and me? I see. Okay. All right.

Big Shmanners fans. We, we, we turn quit. We answered questions. It's fine. You'll see. We do, we do our best. We try. God damn it.

We try. We try. My young. My young. My young. My young. My young. It's funny every time.

My younger brother has recently decided in his adulthood to begin going by his middle name. Should I have no problem with this choice in his personal and professional life? I am torn as to how I should now address him. He insisted he does not care one way or the other. Should I continue to use his first name or attempt to break 29 years of conditioning to use the new moniker? That's from doubtful designator in DC.

That would be, are you here? Wait, are you here? Wait, hold on. Six people. Like eight different people were like, yeah. How many of y'all got younger brothers who just changed their name? Is this rampant? Okay.

I need everybody to be quiet because I don't want to muddy the result. I need to know the first name and the middle name. David Lee. His name. Okay. Okay. And what's the, wait. Oh, I was about to ask the last name.

That might incriminate him. It was David Lee. But, oh shit. Yeah. That's a good, yeah. Can I ask the last name? I didn't hear that, but it wasn't Roth. So we're fine.

Okay. I'm glad that you went where I went by the way. That would be, okay. My little brother David Lee Roth is the same. I got a, okay. Name is aside. It would be crazy if I was like, hey guys, what's up? How was your Christmas?

Cool. I'm Bryce now. Wait, okay. Bryce is not my middle name. I should, it would be Andrew, but that would be weird. Hey guys, Andy here, here comes Andy. The baby is brother. Okay.

This is once again, this is the benefit of having the question asker in the room that we don't get. Once again, just the question asker, yes or no question. Was this done because they felt they needed like a business name or was this like a, I need a change of pace. And also what business is good for Lee? And not for David. You don't want a flashy name like David, good for Lee's.

We may not get the answer. That's, and then that's here. Just say business or personal. Alright. Okay. I get that. He said personal. Got it.

Um, so there was a, so there's a date. He wakes up, he goes to the shower and brushes his teeth. He looks in the mirror and he's like, oh, hello, Lee. I guess, I guess, was that, I feel like that joke was funny for the last half of the audience. Wait, what was it? Say it again. Coward. Oh, you didn't explain.

Um, that's the last time anybody's yelling anything, by the way. This is not that kind of show. Yeah. This ain't a back and forth. It's not a back and forth. It's kind of a conduit. Uh, do you guys want a Yahoo answer from the Yahoo answer service? Sure.

Wait. Okay. Do you hear that Yahoo? Okay. Wait, I'm not, I'm cool to move it on. It's super quick. We should have at least a sentence fragment that could qualify technically as an answer possibly.

Call him whatever. Yeah. Call him whatever. People. It's crazy to me. Get more live things in your life to worry about. You need bigger problems. Okay.

This is a big problem. If you were like, I'm Patrick now, that would take me a year and a half. I would never do that. Travis is an amazing guy. But he said he doesn't care. He doesn't care. Yeah. He doesn't care.

He doesn't care. He's, he's David at home. He's Lee about. A David in the streets and a Lee in the sheets. It works, it works. I had to think through that to make sure that was the idiom. Is that even an idiom? Does that qualify?

Okay. I got a yahoo here. I believe that was in poor Richard Dahlman. Yeah. Uh, David to bed, Lee to rise. Julie Martinson in this yahoo, thank you, Julie. It's by yahoo answers user, Parley Wilkinson, who asks, okay. Parley?

Are you? You know what? It could be Parley. You know what? It is a fucked up. Oh, but he's nervous. Okay. Law question.

Uh, this yahoo answers user asks law question and the law question is, hi guys, I'm a juggalo. So I can assume y'all down with the clown. I love that cocky drink, by the way. I just said the word juggalo. It's going to be a while. Hi guys, I'm a juggalo. I have a hatchet man screensaver for my phone. Hey, that's weird.

Phones kind of don't have screensavers. I've got Dilbert's desktop games on my phone for when I leave it on too long without interacting with my phone. I got this thing where I don't use my phone and Yoda flips out and he's like, here's your phone, you must. There's a crazy maze and some pipes come out and make weird shapes. It says Derek's phone in 3D block letters and they wiggle back and forth. I have a hatchet man screensaver for my phone.

My text notification is whoop whoop, which is what we say when we see another juggalo. My fr... I think I said it wrong. Oh wait, hold on, fuck y'all. Yeah, the fire, guys, the fire marshal will shut this building the fuck down if we all start doing juggalo mating calls. My friend who is not a juggalo says that if cops pull us over, they can have probable cause to search me if they see my screensaver or hear my notification.

Is this true? Thank you for your help, guys. I really appreciate it. Smile the face. I love this like, all right, kids, I'm going to let you guys go with a warning this time, but make sure in the future whoop whoop. Please step out of the vehicle. The other side of that is whoop whoop indeed.

Yes. Yeah. Carry along. I go go go for Fego, you know, secret handshake that they have. I don't, they won't, I don't know their secret handshake. I think the answer is like definitely yes. Like if I was a cop and like I saw like if I saw some of this iconography, I would be like I think I'd like to see what's inside your car maybe.

This is a reasonable search and seizure cause I really would like to see what's in there. Maybe they just want to see what it's like from their point of view. Like I just want to live in your shoes for a minute. How's it going? It's like a hieroglyphic the hatchet man is, but it, and it translates to roughly I love drugs and murder and murder drugs. I love murder drugs. This is going to get me like crazy to murder.

I think I'd like to, do you mind if I just, it's going to throw a grill in your car to see how things are going to there. What I love about this is the other side of this is that there's definitely an orientation day where some chief of police says to people that goes, if you see this hatchet man, you will ask to search the car. If they say whoop whoop in any form or fashion, we don't know the pronunciation. You will ask to see their trunk. Now if it's just a bumper sticker with sideshow bob in it, you fucked up, you lose your badge

for that shit. Whoop whoop. How about a, how about another question, Justin? Yeah, hold on. Activate the iPad. Uh oh. Lock screen. Should have turned that off.

He had a screen save, bro. Our friend believes she has a life threatening nut allergy, but has never been tested. Everywhere she goes, she refuses to eat anything that may have any type of nut in it. However, all of her friends think it's just in her head. How do we get her tested? So we think we all know for sure if she's allergic or not. Jesus. That's from going nuts for Shona and Gabby.

Hold on. Y'all hear? Whoop whoop. What is your day-to-day relationship with this friend where you're like, hey, this nut and they're like, no, and you're like, I'll get you. One of these days, she doesn't want to eat nuts. It's cool. Your options are get her to eat a nut or like put her in a big bag and like carry her to

the hospital where they do the nut test. Those are the, that's it. I'm going to lean away from the get her to eat a nut one. I'm going to lean away from the big bag one. They're both shitty. They're like, one of these days, you're going to keep pushing it and pushing it and she's just going to say, God damn it. I don't like nuts.

Okay. And that's shorter to just say I'm allergic because I don't know because then everybody's going to be like, what about macadamia? Yeah. I don't like those either. I don't like any nuts. I don't like the concept of nuts. I don't like any nuts.

I'm not a fan. I don't like nuts. Nut allergies are no joke. Well, they're not. They're super not unless I think maybe it's fake and then I think we can make jokes out of it, but maybe it's not fake. If you don't want us to make jokes about it, get the test. That's the thing.

Then we owe you an apology. What is your friend basing it off of if not a test of just like, I'm looking at a nut and I just get a bad feeling. Okay. But flip side. What's everybody else basing it off of where they're like, I saw her eat a Snickers one time. I swear.

So rapper was gone. She said it was a Milky Way. I don't believe it. She threw the wrapper away. She's just eating a big long. I saw Snickers nuts in there. It could have been a Mounds, but I'm pretty sure it was an Omen Joy. Is your friend here?

Oh, shit. Hey. Hey. You gotta put that in the shit. Wait, did you just call us here for allergy intervention? We love you so much, Debbie. Eat a fucking peanut. Hey, but listen.

Go ahead and eat a nut. No, don't. No, wait. No, wait. We're on a high energy show here. And there's probably nuts in the lobby and I don't know. Tonight's the night. Tonight's the night.

Time to dance with the nut. Don't eat that nut. I decided now I saw it with you. Don't eat that nut. It's two to one. Majority rules. I saw it with you. Don't eat that nut.

I can't go to jail. Don't eat the nut. He's too pretty to go to jail. Let's talk about email composition to a podcast show where you're talking about your friend's imaginary nut allergy. Potentially imaginary. Because the phrase who will also be in attendance would be fucking rad. Sadly absent.

It's too late for this one. But next time you go do a comedy advice while I guess. Future generations learn. If you're coming to New York tomorrow and you're like, this guy does, he's not gluten intolerant. He'll be there though. Put that second part in. Because like the material party with the most information here is the person who thinks

they'll eat a nut and die. They probably know more about this situation than you do. So sorry. Do what we're doing our best up here, okay? As long as we're sharing things. So we're recording here live at the, we're recording live at the Lincoln Theater here in Washington, D.C. And it's been.

R.I.P. What? R.I.P. Somebody, somebody, one of our Lyft drivers and it wasn't ours. Ours was cool. Ours. Was it Dwight? Dwight, you're a Lyft driver.

We're in Dwight Sloppy. Sitting exactly where Lincoln was sitting. Yeah. Yeah. Co-hosting things about sheets. Dwight, real quick. When you told your Lyft driver you want to go to the Lincoln Theater, what'd your Lyft driver say?

He said, oh, the place he was shot. I was like, no. No. No. He was not shot here, definitely. Not shot here. That would have been ironic. I think.

I think that would be ironic. Man in my own dank theater beans. I just finished building it. I just melted. Our Lyft driver, we're telling Lyft driver stories now to keep Travis from telling his fucking sad libs. I will. Our Lyft driver was awesome.

He was so, so great. But at some point, him and Travis got in this really deep conversation about homeless populations and urban centers and it was like, no, it was great. You know, it was cool. Idea. It wasn't like I was trying to break it up and he was going, oh. No. We were all having a really nice conversation.

One thing though, his GPS, the voice for his GPS, it was T-Pain. So Travis would be like, oh man, Skid Row, like it was horrible, like there's just no respect for. Oh, God. Turn left is 0.5 miles. I wish every time that happened, Travis was like, haha, but then the dude would have been like, they would just go into the woods and get a, turn left, and Travis was like, haha, yeah.

It was hilarious though. It was bad. It was a bad juxtaposition. Hi everybody. Thanks for listening to our Washington D.C. live episode and thank you Washington D.C. for coming out and making us feel just so, just so wet and wild. And thank you Vice President Joe Biden for standing back in the shadows. And Vice President Joe Biden, I appreciate the fact that you realized this was our night,

not your night. Yeah. And if you'd like made some big grand triumphant entrance and you would have overshadowed us with your giant shadow. It would have become your night as you recorded your podcast, Cup of Joe. We're going to get through the money done here very fast because I'm sick as fuck. Y'all got me sick. Way to go.

I'm just kidding. And probably when you, it's probably, you know, sky germs up in the airplane time. And also you were licking the subway in New York. I was licking the pulse, but that's, that's how I do it. Also, just as your life, I just was just not fucking here. I don't even know where that was. Justin, I believe he's talking to the mayor of Huntington, West Virginia. Well, as we announced at our New York show, we're doing a show with CISO TV.

Yes. And we're going to be filming it in Huntington. So I assume Justin, wait to talk to the mayor about that. Just give him a heads up. Like there's going to be some camera crews. It's getting fucking crazy in here. Yeah. We, I guess this is our formal announcement on the podcast proper.

We're doing a TV show with CISO, which is a new streaming app with comedy content on it. They're going to let us do a show for them. It's going to be coming out next year and it's going to be in Huntington, West Virginia. And we're super excited about it. Go check it out. Check out CISO now and our show will be coming soon. S-E-E-S-O.

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Don't wait, warbyparker.com slash mybrother. Got a personal message here. If you want to get a message on the show, go to maximumfund.org slash jumbotron and find out all the details on how to get up there. This message is for Jeff, Justin, and Brian, and it's from Matt, who says, to Brie, Jess, and Jeff, my brother's three. What better way to mark the sick fact that you were all born on the same week than with a paid shout out on your favorite podcast?

Love your unbirthday brother, Matt. Matt, I know what that's like, dude. Do you think, wait, do you think that these are like literal like relative brothers that all have birthdays spread out throughout across years, of course, but all in the same week? I think this may be like how me and Joe Biden are brothers. Uh-huh. Like if I ever saw him, I just like yell my brother and he'd be like, oh, brother.

Well, I guess it's also possible that it's triplets. And one was born on like 1158 p.m. on Monday. There's a lot of different possibilities. All I know, Matt, I know how hard it is to be lost left out in the cold. Every November 8th rolls around and I just cry into my pillow. I just cry and scream. So hang in there. But to the rest of you boys, happy, happy birthday.

And congratulations. What? This next message is for the brother's macaroni. Yeah, that's us. From Rick Swanson, brothers, you are amazing. You brought me countless hours of entertainment. So I wanted to give you something back. I came to the 2015 candlelight show, but you can get the chance to talk to you.

The lantern, uh, talk to you at the lantern as you were tied up with other fans. Sorry. If you remember a 40-ish guy staring awkwardly at you, that was me. I do. Um, noodle up you unfunny fucks. Hey, Rick, I want you to know what you don't realize or maybe you do. Is that this is doubly nice because one, you send us a nice message and two, you paid us to read a nice message to ourselves.

Yeah, I'll do that any day of the week. I put next time, Rick, come up and say something. Yeah. Well, I also get it because the, the post candlelight's after parties are a just fucking like mosh pit. It gets wet. I could also probably say that nicer. Come up and say something.

Yeah, come up and say something. If you ever see us out and about or like after a show or something. I, every song did someone say like, but I was too nervous to say so. We're just like three shlubby dudes. Yeah, just holler and say hi. Just holler. Let's get back to the show. There's a lot more show to get into next week.

There will be the New York City live show. There's some fun stuff to happen. Oh, we should mention because I think I left in a little bit of the build up to it. There was a sad lip here. We contractually had to leave a bit of the episode out and that was the bit that we all decided to leave out because it fucking sucks every time it was just too good humanity wasn't ready for us. So you didn't miss much and here's the rest of the episode.

See you next week and talk to you later and love you. Bye. Do you guys want a yahoo? Yes. OK. This one was sent in by level 9000. Yeah, Drew Drew, Drew Davenport. Thank you, Drew Davenport.

Drew, make it out to this one. Drew, you here? No. The fuck? Did Drew call ahead and tell you to say no if they ask? This one is, oh fuck, kind of giving it away a little bit in the username because the username is Equus Princess. Welcome to Pony Corner, everybody.

Welcome back to Pony Corner. Equus Princess asks, have you ever given up on a horse? Why? What was this horse like? It was a real piece of shit. We talk so much about horses are great and beautiful, perfect, flawless. Sometimes they're not, though.

Well, hold on, that might be that you're not good enough for them. Yeah, that's true. That's possible, yeah. Not everybody deserves a horse. But even that, even if you have somebody in your life that you try to live up to, some days you just can't. So sometimes you have to look and say, hey, Bryce, today? I can't.

I can't with you anymore today, Bryce. I can't with you today, Derek. Derek? Derek? Wait, are you going by your first name or your middle name? You changed it to the horse's middle name. Yeah, the horse's middle name, Bryce Derek Horse. Derek, are you finally...

Bryce Derek Horseington III. Derek, it's been a year and a half. Are you finally going to eat oats from my hand? God, Derek, damn it, no! After all this time, Derek, I give up on you. Derek, today was supposed to be about my son. Not about you. Damn it, Derek.

You broke into my son's birthday party and you trampled over all the guests, Derek. I'm out. You're out. You're done. I give up on you. Can't. I wash my hands if you, Derek. And I do wash my hands after we spend time together because who knows what's in there.

In horses, it just horses, maines, and bugs. How do you... I know how you mentally and emotionally... Wait, how? ...give up on a horse. Tell me how, Griffin. You just get fucking like you just can't with you anymore, Derek. I don't know how you physically give up on a horse.

Because it's not like you can just like load them in the car and then drive them into the woods and then like let them out and be like, Bye, Derek, idiot. Because they'll, because the horse will chase you and they're going to be just as fast. Where does one take a horse to say the phrase, he's your problem now? The obvious answer is, of course, the pound. Hey, hey, hey. Let me in.

I can't with this guy right now. I see you in there. Let me in. I'm going to be back in 24 hours. Don't tell him. I can't stay away. This Yahoo user, Caitlin Johnson, don't put your real name on Yahoo. I said anything is possible if you just believe.

Come on. We're better than that. Let's talk about it. This horse is real piece of shit. And I was always like, fuck this horse. I hated it so much for so long. So much my life has spent just hating my horse. I'd be lying in bed not moving.

Just hating, just hating, just hating. That person is a burning time to hate either horse. It's like a telltale horse. If you believe in the horse and yourself, then you can get the job done. So like, Equus Princess is reading that being like, all right, I'm gonna stick with this thing and it takes years and years and years and like this horse is like 20 years old and this horse is like dead. It's like, you lied to me.

I was shitting the whole time. I had that horse and not other horses for so many years. For so long. I bet after that point that like after a certain amount of time, your expectations for what is not shitting us from a horse really drop and you're like, didn't buy me today. Best friends. Yeah, good horse today. I think I would give up on a horse pretty quick, which isn't good.

I'm just saying my expectations are so very high. But the second they like, I don't want to eat oats from your hand. You're done then. You're done. What the fuck? Why the fuck are we here, Derek? If you're not going to eat oats from my hand. You were so expensive.

Griffin, how about you read another Yahoo? Okay. This one was sent in by... I want a mug! Squad! All right, that wasn't very good. So I'm going to do it again. And you guys really got to give me the squad like on a hard...

Let's try one more time. We'll just edit around this. What are you doing? Hey, Griffin, about a... How about one more Yahoo? Not one more. How about another Yahoo? Yeah, sure.

How about another Yahoo? Everybody, this one was sent in by... No, this is for the edit. You got to do it really good. Like, pretend like you don't know that I'm going to... I got to believe that if I let you go, you would actually do it. Okay, cool. Yeah, start over.

Okay. Ask me, though. Give me the fucking prompt. Hey, I didn't know where we were cutting. Okay, okay. Hey, Griffin, how about another Yahoo? I enjoyed that one so much. I'm really excited about this one, Justin.

Here it comes, the moment of show I've been most looking forward to. This Yahoo was sent in... I want a Mars Squad! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! I want two Mars Squad! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Welcome to everybody's favorite bit. Do you feel dirty?

Yeah. Here's the thing. Whoo! We're going a little bit more... I feel like I need to stay up for this. We're going a little bit more... I promised the venue none of us would stand. I love Munch Squad so much.

You didn't promise the squad. Yeah. I love Munch Squad so much. You know this about me. I am worried that it's still in beta. Ooh. We're still beta testing. Now, it's ready to take out live.

Y'all ready for it, right? Okay. This time, we're going a little bit more fast casual. We're probably doing normal fast food. We're taking a trip down. Get your flowers that need planting because we're going to the Olive Garden. Your olive flowers.

Get your olive flowers ready to plant. Well, you gotta plant something. I don't know. Olive Garden is... Okay. The Munch Squad is a show. No, don't. If you haven't listened to the last two episodes,

that's like... I want the 98% of people in this room who don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Like, they just took this weird talk to our halfway there. They doubled out Olive Garden for 10 minutes? Do they do that? This is my first time. Olive Garden is doubling its offering of breadstick sandwiches

and bringing new twists to an Italian classic. Because after you have breadstick sandwiches, you're like, this is good. I wish there were twice as many to choose from. Because it wasn't already hard enough to choose. I need you to start from the fucking beginning and explain to me what a bread... Is it just a little?

Just the tiniest? Just a little, like, little guy sandwich pipe that you just fucking hit yourself in the mouth with. Like Bill Bow back ends, you just smoke it? No, but I... Just like a tiny... But hey, check this idea out. Cut it down the middle.

Put a hot dog in there. You're gonna have that one for free, OG. It's a breadstick sandwich. I think the bread is made of breadstick bread. Yeah. That's fucking a sandwich, you just said. Breadstick is not a type of bread, but that's cool. Beginning this week,

iconic Olive Garden menu items will transform. This spaghetti's got a fucking face. This one's turning into a robot. Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish. It's Parmesan. Chicken Parmesan has evolved into Parmesan Soniotto. The mayonnaise will transform with new varieties of the legendary breadstick sandwich.

Okay. I never fucking heard of your sandwich. That's not a legend, OG. This isn't Johnny Appleseed or like fucking Paul Bunyan. Gather around, children. Get this though. Hear the tale of the breadstick sandwich. This is what popped it off, though.

Me and my lovely wife saw this in a commercial. They're also offering brand new deep dish spaghetti pies. What's a thin crust spaghetti pie? No. Good fair. It looks exactly how you think it would. Like a big piece of Angelford cake made out of spaghetti. And frosting cheese.

So listen. And frosting cheese? Last summer, America fell in love with the breadstick sandwiches when they were debuted at an Olive Garden restaurant and on food trucks touring the country. What? We gotta get this to the people.

You can't contain this in an Olive Garden. These breadstick sandwiches and spaghetti pie are too good. So the Olive Garden every family table will cross the nation to give fans the opportunity to gather together and sample the new menu item. Sounds like a cool afternoon. It kicked off in New York City, where I'm sure it did great.

The way you're sitting right now makes it look like you just ate a deep dish spaghetti pie and you feel like you're gonna fucking die. I got the quote here. And this is really the, in case you're curious, they're doing a spicy, calabrian chicken breadstick sandwich

and an eggplant parmesan breadstick sandwich. That sounds pretty good. Anyway, here's the quote. And this is what the Munch Squad's really all about. It's about taking the words of the experts who create food and getting their opinions. It's about scooping up the barf of bad PR and then showing it to you like a proud cat.

Look at this, look at this PR barf. We got this for you. Last year, we were thrilled and our guests enthusiasm for our breadstick sandwiches and look forward to sharing our latest breadstick and spaghetti innovations. What do you think that one means? I want to break that down a bit by bit.

We were thrilled by our patrons enthusiasm. Let me translate that for you. Are you fucking eating it? You weren't supposed to. Oh God, he's liking it. He's giving it to his kids. He's giving it to his family. That was a joke.

You were a punter. You were a punter and you were scooping it into your maw. I am horrified. Can I put thrilled? I guess it seems to be true. But your thriller was kind of scary. Yeah. Nothing.

That was from Jose Duenis, Executive Vice President of Marketing for Olive Garden, unbiased. He would like it, yeah. Since nothing brings loved ones together like food. Food. We're excited to help our fans create amazing memories around the table with our never-ending fans. Do you remember when Grandpa died?

Yeah. I'll never forget that time I ate spaghetti pie. And how everybody looked. Anyway, that's the much squad. You used to work at the OG. Yeah, I was a line-chief at the OG for a month. I was supposed to be a dishwasher, and when I went back to get trained, I saw the guy who was the current dishwasher

take a ramekin of Minestrone and jam it like a shooter. So when they asked me who I was supposed to be working with, I said, uh, the line-chiefs. And that's how I got hired as the line-chief at Olive Garden. Only the best, most trained hands are going to touch your weird spaghetti pie. Let's continue this psychosexual tour

through the American psyche. Do you want to do this yahoo real quick before we get to audience questions? By the way, we do audience questions at the end of the show, and we'll point at you guys when you raise your hands, and you'll come down to the mics. Please, no bummers. Please, no bummers. And if you're sitting there and you're thinking,

I'm not sure if this is a bummer. It is. It's one. Can I read this yahoo by Rachel Rosing? Game-recognized game, Rachel Rosing. Thank you, Rachel. It's by Yahoo Answers user Simon who asks, if you had to wear a picture of food on all your clothing forever, what would it be?

The obvious answer is whatever breadstick sandwich or spaghetti pie, yeah. Spaghetti pie, sure. Let's take those off the table and put them in the garbage can where they belong. Here's the twist that I didn't think about before, which is, I immediately pictured like T-shirt, right? Or shorts.

But this is like on your tuxedo, like at your wedding. No, it's a piece of outerwear that, yeah, it's getting, yeah. All your clothes. Yeah, it's, I'm a spaghetti pie boy and you know this about me. So do you want to convey class in your one food? Do you want to convey like down to earth? I'm going to count to three and you say the classiest food you can think of. One, two, three.

Filet mignon. Oh, you guys are on the podcast. Well you are now. I have to go in and edit that out. Let's try again. Spaghetti, because you got spaghetti-os. Fucking blew it. I choked.

What about, what if for the rest of your days everybody could just know you was Mr. Filet mignon? Oh, me? Mr. Filet mignon. I'm the filet mignon guy. People get weirder names like the guy who makes his house every Christmas. You know that guy? Is that his name? Like the way he like does it.

You know, he like does it. He becomes his whole thing, like his whole thing. Can I, holy shit. Yeah. None of that was nothing. Can I get a picture of two strands of cooked spaghetti that form the shape of a Nike check? Just be like, check it out.

On everything? Yeah. It would be on everything. It would be like a Nike tuxedo. Yeah, it would be a Nike Batman costume because it's Halloween. Fuck. Well, if you wore a Reebok shirt, maybe you look like an idiot. Yeah. Man, I'm really glad Griffin, we did this one before going to Iod's questions.

Didn't have legs. Sometimes they don't got legs. Hey, let's ask a question. You know, you know, maybe that'll be good. Can I get some house lights up? House lights up? Okay, so this is the time. We've got two mics down here. So move to whichever one is closest to you. Well, no, no, no, we'll point at you. Yeah, we'll point at you. Don't just go.

I saw this. I see two hands. There was a man who was raising two hands. You had. Yes, you. Yes. Point at yourself now. Yes. Yes. Yes. Come on down. I can't see. We can't see shit. Hello. Yo. Yo. Hey, what's your name? Chris. Hi, Chris. Is it a bummer though?

It's not a bummer. Okay, Chris. What? No, what's your fucking query? Are you waiting for us to ask you something? So, Chris, what clothes, what food would you have on your clothes all the time? Yeah, dude, do answer that, though. Like a pesto or something?

Pesto. That's just a fucking sauce. There's like a mound of pesto in your shirt. Totally. Totally. You got like really, you got really, let me lay it out for you, Chris. What you just said, because you just blew my fucking mic. Does that even think about this? Like, if somebody came in, you're like, what food do you want? I'd be like, grain.

Hey, I'm on the spot here. Okay, go right. All right, sorry. So, I'm not big ups on like the lure of my big man. My bad. That's okay. I'm diving back, but don't go too deep. So, what's the... What makes a wet stunt wet?

Okay, so I'll start here. In DC, they all wet. You picked a really bad time to come to DC. I stepped out of our hotel and I got a lift, and that was a wet fucking stunt, because the time it took me to get out of the air-conditioned lobby to like sell reception zone, there was the freshness seal had been...

It gets bad really quick. It does, it does. So, Chris, picture a stunt. Okay. Picture a dripping wet. Yeah, it's really... So, there has to be some liquid... No, no, no!

Picture a stunt. Picture a dripping wet. Don't put words in my mouth, that's not a wet stunt. Is it? I do want to ask you, Chris. I don't want to put you on the spot. What do you intend to do with this information? It's just vexed me for a while.

Okay, but you're not like going to like... hang gliding with some new experimental rig that you've invented and be like, This seems pretty wet! Hey, I might. I don't know. But you're not responsible, so don't worry about it. That's right. There's one thing you all take away from this tonight.

We're not responsible. Play the disclaimer. Enjoy your nuts. Alright, thank you, Chris. Thank you. He wasn't really on a bicycle. I saw this beard, though. Come on, beard. Hey there, my name's Peter.

Hi, Peter. My Yahoo Answers username is Equus Princess. Oh, fantastic! That's a beautiful, beautiful shirt. I need him to be removed. What's up? How can we help? So, I lived in Philly for a long time, and mine ice. Yeah! Okay.

Kind of rude. German Shepherd kept finding what appeared to be human bones in our yard. What the fuck? Let him finish. Sorry? Let him finish. This is really important. Can you just eat that one? You're a tall man. Get in there. Just eat that one.

Yeah, so she seemed to be finding what appeared to be human bones that were potentially confirmed by my sister-in-law, who's a doctor. Yeah, it looks like rib bones or something. And a murderer. And then... Well, so then we moved to D.C., and it stopped. Okay. And then, just a few days ago,

my wife was home with the dogs, and the dog found one rib bone. And then, was it... At a different location? A couple hours later, or a couple, right? And the next day, there was another bone that showed up. Is your dog killing the people? That's the only thing that makes sense.

Yeah, not that I don't tell. Is your dog David fucking Caruso? Well, so here's the one thing... Another case, I dig it. The thing that I'm concerned about is we just got back from Seattle. Can we get more monitor on us from the crowd mics? Yeah, we're having a hard time hearing you. I heard you say Seattle.

Yeah, the thing that bothers me is that we just got back from Seattle, my wife and I, and we took a small side trip to Lake Sammamish. Okay, where's that? That's where Ted Bundy abducted a bunch of people. Oops, nope. And that was at my wife's request. Okay. And then the bone started showing up.

Wait, hold on. Okay, so hold this fucking... Is your concern... Wait, is this a cry for help? Do you need to come up here with us? There's so many parts of this episode that are going to be in like a courtroom somewhere. So, am I good? Yeah, you're great.

Okay. You're totally... What could possibly happen? It's going to be like... Okay, I do have a question that I have to have answered. When you're done with them, do you throw the human bones... When you've made stock! When you're done with them, do you just throw the human bones in the garbage?

Well, what would you suggest? I call the police! Call the police, yeah, I would call the police. Have them run some tests at the lab. Say that. Say, can you guys run some tests at the lab? Actually, I'm a scientist. I work for the NIH.

So, I could probably do that. All right, all right. The nuclear institute? Of... Of... Yeah. Why are you asking us about what to do with the bones in? Because I gave you my money and I'm here to ask a question.

That's fair. That's fair. I don't fucking... But I don't... I don't come to you and I'm like, I did a yahoo during a live show about having a picture of food on your clothes and it sucked. What should I do about it?

Because I know I just shouldn't do it. But I'm not gonna, you know... I hope he helps. No, I don't... No, I don't think we did, like, even close to anything like helping at all. Why don't you keep... Why don't you keep all of them until you got a skeleton going? At least I have a skeleton.

And then see, maybe it's the person your dog killed. It'll be like one of those 3D puzzles, right? Yeah, exactly. Hey, Chris. Who does your dog hate? Wait. No. Who did your dog hate?

That isn't around anymore. Anybody? No, I might have a friendly dog that... That's a white one. It's case closed. Case closed. Thanks to you guys. Thanks.

Let's go farther back. Let's go farther back. Further back? Okay. Okay. Wait, no, no, way back. No, no, no, way back in the middle there. You raised your hand.

Stand up. Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, wait. All the way back. Come on down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a super nice theater. I can, like, see it real good now with the lights up.

Good job, Lincoln Theater people. You've got it really pretty in here. Hi, what's your name? Hey, I'm Becky. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hi. It is not a bummer.

I just wanted to clarify. We trusted you. That's what people say when the first half is. It's not. It's not. Okay. So I have a painting, and it's not haunted or anything. It's just a painting.

That was my first fuck. Who's the painting getting? I have a doll that's all so haunted. No, I have a painting. The problem is that it is a painting of me. It was done by my brother-in-law. I know it's great. It's great to have a painting.

I was like four years old. It's super cute. Just a painting of my head region. So it's just this painting, this bust painting of a four-year-old, and I was just super cute. Oh, you're four? I am currently four. No, in the painting you were four. Yes, yes.

I think we've established there's a painting of you. Yeah. And? And I kind of don't know what to do with it. Yeah, for sure. Because? No, totally. This is real.

Like they're with you, dog? Yeah. Super, yes. Like I feel like if I were living, you know, I'm living on my own for the first time. I feel like if I was living with like, you know, husband and kids, it could be like up there with the family portraits or whatever. But I'm just in an apartment. No, yes.

By myself. No, you're not. And I'm just like... I don't know that I'm going to have any advice for you. I'm just like, yeah, dog, that's rough. Like in... What you've got is what we call a show piece. Ah.

And what that means is when someone visits you the first time, you have to take them into a room that's completely empty, except for a painting on the wall where you just stand in front of it and go, one day I'll get back there. I think you're overestimating my rent budget where I can just have spare rooms for the kids. You're going on a scary painting round? Yes. Sleep in your bathroom.

Ah. That's the solution. Can you put the painting in the bathroom? Oh, like on the toilet? I feel like... Like they have to confront it before they... If you can run a little speech balloon, it just doesn't. Nice.

I feel like that's disrespectful to the painting, like my brother-in-law did it. It's a nice painting. He did it. It was nice of him. It was a gift. Oh my God. Is he alive? Is he still with us?

Yes. Okay. Jesus. Get him to... Well, I don't want... Yeah, I got you. Okay. Preemptive.

Get him to paint another one on the same picture of you behind you. Like, now, today, looking on, like, so proud. You know what I mean? Like, oh, look, I did it. Recursive paintings of myself forever. I think you have to have a party where you unveil it to everybody. And then, first of all, whoever sticks around, that's your real friends. But I'm thinking about it now and like, fuck, dude, if I had something like this in, like,

my first place where I was living by myself, and it was like, let's go over to Griffin's place and hang out with this weird painting. That's fun. Like that, you could... If you can own... It's a hard needle thread. Oh man, it's a hard... Holy shit.

Because, like, if it goes... If you miss the needle hole, then you're fucking Kathy Bates and Misery or something. But if you can get it right in there, then you've got, like, the dopest prop comedy, like, literally ever. Oh, here's the phrase you have to practice. Oh, that. Yeah, practice that. Get the delivery of those two words down and you're going to see them.

But then you have, like, a holiday party at your place. You have, like, a holiday party and you put, like, a little Santa hat cut out on top of it and it can, like, transform with each, like, new thing. Like seasonal decorations on baby me painting. Own it. All right. And then one day your friends come over and the frame is empty. And you're like...

I don't know. I don't know. That'll fuck them up. Gotta get them real used to it. So own it. Okay. Own it. And then hide it.

And then hide it. All right. All right. Thank you. Glad we could help. Thank you. Justin, you... You pick one.

I just did. You just did. Oh. I picked one. Uh... Let's see. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay.

I was gonna pick one. We're so fucking bad at this. Just do something. I'm coming over there. There's a hand right there. Yes. You pointed to yourself in the shirt. Yes.

That's nothing. You can't just say in the shirt, you're all wearing shirts. Everybody's got shirts in here. I hope. Hi. How's it going? Hey, I'm great. How are you?

Pretty good. What's your name? Carrie. Hi, Carrie. How can we help? I have a friend who doesn't in the mail the other day from a not super close family friend. It's a coworker of my mom's and she got me a pair of tapshoots. What?

Are you shitting me? I'm not shitting you. She sent me a pair of tapshoots in the mail. I've never tap danced. But I don't want to be a dick. What do I do? Wait, this is an important question. Are these tapshoots brand new?

They are brand new in the box. Holy shit. What the fuck? You know who are like these? Carrie. Why? I don't know. I just got that feeling.

Here's a bunch of clay. Why? I just think you can do that. Carrie. I don't know. There's an old, um, uh, there's an old curve on a coat that, um, random ass tap shoes or dancing lessons from God. Maybe uni, maybe this is a sign, you know?

Like, maybe it's time for you to really take stock and say like, should I do that? I like that. Cause maybe the family friend realizes something in you that you don't realize in yourself. Like, so this is your mom's co-worker who I've never met. Maybe she can't hear you. How did she get your address? From my mom. Okay, wait a minute.

No, this is the question. How do I tell my mom not to give my address to her co-workers? Yeah. Maybe she saw a picture of you on a desk or something. Okay, maybe she saw, what's your mom's name? Kathy. Kathy, listen. I'm looking at the picture of your daughter and I'm going to tell you something.

Just one more question. You're not going to believe me, but I'm going to tell you the one thing. Those are tapper's gams. I'm looking, I'm looking at a curvature there on the calf. These are the gams of a tapper. I am sending her the shoes, Kathy. Do not try to talk me out of this. Those are tapper's legs, Kathy.

Let me ask you a question. Is your mom a rose you? You know she will. She's going to call you in a month. Gary, all of the tap shoes were working out. You have the legs for it. Listen to me. Trust me on this one.

Those are tapper's legs. This is Deborah, by the way. It's Deborah. Listen. We haven't met. I'm going to ask you a question. I feel like I already know the answer to. You've definitely put these bad boys on though, right?

Yes. Like, wait. And? And I suck at tap dancing. Well, I have first. But how do you get to Carnegie Hall? Probably by pissing off my downstairs neighbors. Yeah, definitely.

Because I think about it now, like, it would be like, I get the box of tap shoes from a total rando and I open it up and Rachel would be like, those tap shoes? I'd be like, yeah. And she'd be like, who are they from? And they're like already on my feet. I don't fucking know. Well, my dad's weird friends. But I can't stop dancing.

Oh God, oh God. Who's Brian? I don't fucking know. Watch me go. I can say who's safety on cover is though me. How was that? That was awesome. Okay.

I'll take some tabloids. Yeah. Thank you. I think we have time for one more. Yeah, we have time for like one more. Who has the super good one? Super good one. Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. No, wait. Hold on. Raise your hand up very high. Still. Like the highest. Stand up. And I won't tell you if it's you.

Yes, it's you. Come on down. I got a good feeling about that. When you said super good, there was a lot of waving. Okay. Take your word for it. Really good waving. Yeah, no pressure.

Damn. Hi. Hi. Thanks. Okay. Emma. Emma. Okay.

Hi. Okay. So I live in a really big apartment building and there's sort of a hallway. There's a hallway and there's just me and one other person at the end of this hallway. Okay. And it's a old apartment building, lots of policies. We're not allowed to pet. Okay.

Okay. My neighbor has a secret dog. Oh, shit. I've heard it. I've seen it. I've seen them trying to hide the dog from me. What do I do? Wait, hold on.

I need a couple things. How big is the dog? It's a little to small dog. This could be anything. Give me the... It's like the size of a bread box. Yeah. So they have a rectangular dog.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a... Is the dog quiet? Relatively quiet? At night, yes, during the day, especially when I'm coming in and out for work, not really. How absolute is your sense of justice, Judge Dredd? Because it sounds like it might be pretty absolute, maybe.

Wait, hold on. Two in this corner. I felt like she was asking, how do I let them know that I'm cool, whether they don't have to hide the dog from me? How do you get some of that juice on the side? I'd like some of that hush money. Hey, you know you're going to let me play with that dog on Saturdays. Don't even joke.

Like, can I... Since I know there's a dog, can I go and be like, I won't tell them if you let me hang out with it? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. That is exactly what I wanted to do. I want to paint a picture with people at home. Literally, every person in this theater was like, yes.

That's fucking blackmail, my folks. You know the only thing better than a dog, Griffin? The only thing sweeter than a dog? A secret dog. Every single person here was like, yeah, blackmail that fool. I don't care if it's like the most adorable blackmail ever. It's blackmail. It's definitely blackmail.

Graymail at best. Man. I guess blackmail your neighbors is what we're saying. Nice. Is it annoying? Is the dog... I had a secret dog once for like four days. Your dog was no secret.

It was not a secret dog. It was... Everybody knew about this dog, including my neighbors, who did bust us. How old were you? I was in college. It was rough stuff. It was a rough situation. Emma, I got a good scan for you.

Get a dog of your own. And then when the landlord's like, do you have a dog? And you say, no, I think that's the neighbors. You didn't hear it from me. But I'm pretty sure they got a breadbox dog over there. Yeah. Just don't blackmail my dog thing. I'm getting mixed messages here.

That's the fucking theme of the whole show. Yeah. Thanks, Emma. We appreciate you. Thank you so much. All right. Listen, Lincoln Theater, you've been great. Thank you so much.

Thank you to Josh. DC. DC. That's so cool. I want to say a big thank you. First off, to Schmanners. Yeah. Schmanners.

I want to say thank you to Sawbones. Did you guys get a chance? We've got tour posters that are just for this tour today and tomorrow. We have them especially. Tour. There's two of them. Yeah. It's a tour.

And they were done by Taylor Somerle, who you may know from Still Buffering. Yeah. It's so good. They're amazing. If you haven't checked them out. I was, they're really good. They're very good. But those should be available outside.

What else? Anything else, fellow? Thank you to Billions, who is our tour, you say? Thanks to John Rodgers for all the winners for the theme song. Yeah. It's a good one. To you all, it's been a long time since we did a live show. It's been like six months or so.

We're super nervous. You guys have been like the best. Very good. Very good. Thank you. So every time when we wrap the show up, we have a final yahoo. And then what we do is on the next episode, we come back to it. We kind of talk about it.

And Griffin has one of those right now, I think. Yeah. So I'm going to send them by Connor Cronin. Thank you, Connor. Really? Connor! Y'all are some Jags sometimes. Because I never know if it's real or not.

Thanks for coming and everything. Unless you're Jags. You kept me on my toes sometimes, Jags. It's a fun note to go out, isn't it? You guys are jerks. Anyways, thanks for coming out. I'm sure by a poster. Wait, wait, wait.

Say by a poster. You bunch of Jags! That's my yahoo answer. These are Amos John who asks, Is Ferdinand Magellan the first to circumcise the earth? I'm Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy. I'm Griffin McElroy.

This has been my brother, my brother and me. Kiss your dad's square on the lips. Kiss your dad's square on the lips. Kiss your dad's square on the lips. Kiss your dad's square on the lips. Kiss your dad's square on the lips. Kiss your dad's square on the lips. Kiss your dad's square on the lips.

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