My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 321: Which One Vapes?

Episode Date: September 20, 2016

The TV Business has all of us feeling about as tired of each other and ourselves as we can get — which is why this episode is mostly us eschewing comedy altogether in favor of the development of the BEST GAME EVER MADE. Grab your friends and put the kids to bed: It’s time for Which One Vapes?! Suggested talking points: Celebrity Power, The Fish Happening, Vape Club, Sports Fact Coupons, Guytunes Pranks, A Hot New Party Game, The Invention of Salad, Aquaman’s Business

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello, I mean, welcome to my Brother by Brother Meet advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-class brother, Travis. Do we do in the baseball league? Travis McElroy. Welcome back, your baby brother. Welcome home. Welcome back.

Yeah, so thanks everybody for checking in on my di-dye sort of stuff. What was going on there? Vis-a-vis bone ejection. Bone loss slash time loss is brain loss, but I'm feeling great. Brains and bones intact. Thank you all for your concern. Thank you for the get-well cards. Thank you for the health soup that you sent to my house. You presumably sent. We have finished week one of our Hollywood lifestyle. We've done it. Here's the thing, we got two more episodes. This episode and the next episode, maybe maybe you're going to hear is us all together recording after doing TV show shooting all week. And just to all of my friends in the business, the red carpet business,

I just want to say hats off to, for being able to grind out the products that we know and we love so much. I'm talking about Cheers, I'm talking about Frazier. Yeah, but, and I also appreciate all the support calls we've gotten from like Kelsey Grammer and Ted Dansen. Welcome, welcome to the club boys. Yeah, we were there once, now it's your time. We got a lot of those calls, which I appreciated it a lot. David Buryonis called me. Yeah. Kelsey Grammers called me on my phone and he said, time for me to die now. And I said, whoa, shit, Kelsey, no, no, there's really no reason. No, that's how it goes. And you open the door and Kelsey Grammer is standing outside. If I remember

correctly, it's getting outside. You're holding a literal torch that he passed to you and then dropped dead. And then he died right there. Bob Euker. That's a real card that played fight song when I opened it. And he's like, this is your moment. It's your time now. Travis, who did you kill in concert with? It was David Buryonis, who I actually think is still making bones. So I think I have to go beyond bones now. I think you're on. Oh, I think Travis trained and pulled in the station. Are you sure? I haven't heard a lot of buzz. Then I've got to go do bones too. Their bones is off the air or bones has become relatively bus free.

I think it may be the second, which is the shame because I actually really like bones. Love. So this is our bedroom. It's just so good. It's so much fun to see it from like the science side, you know, I'm feeling legitimately pretty drained from the television making process. The TV shows, I'm happy to report we're pretty okay at it. Yeah, it's going, it's going pretty well. Most of that is because we have like a really rocking crew. We have an incredibly good team of people. So listen, I have often found myself wondering when famous people who have a lot of projects going on do podcasts. I've been found myself wondering, why are they so bad? Much like you, a lot of you out there have probably

wondered like, why is this so bad? I found out the reason this week because they were fucking working because they're working work all week. And then they do a podcast and they're not working. When the podcast is your working, it's a lot easier. It's a lot easier to do one hour of work a week versus we have done five, 12 hour days in a row. Yeah. So I feel like we're all drained and not in the right headspace. I'm not drained. I just, let me hand you this bottle of fluid. Can you read the label on the bottle? That's right. It's Michael's secret stuff. Only it's comedy juice. So it's Michael, it's Michael Richards and his secret stuff is racism. Do you think that they'd still be able to use the Michael's secret stuff goof in like post,

like everyone worried about doping like 2016 America without like the monstars being like, hey, you can't do that. I don't think the monstars can fucking get on anybody for cheating. They're cheating his radius bunch around. They did seal. Are you going to drink Michael Richards piss or not? I bought that on Etsy for six dollars. I don't want to get it twisted. I don't want to be confused. I'm not feeling drained. I've been doing this show for five days and I'm just so sick of my fucking shit. You know who I thought was the least funniest person in the world before we started doing this television show? I don't know. Probably like Matt Lauer or somebody like that. Do you know who it is now? Who? Griffin Andrew McElroy, one of the hosts of my brother.

Man, I fucking hate that guy's jokes and comedy. I'm actually a really big fan of my stuff. I just feel like day by day, I've just been getting better and better, like a fine wine, like a well aged cheesecake. Should we get into what we do? I was going to say the best, but we just do it. Do a question. Read me a question, please. Here comes the question. I have a quick question for you. My husband left me in charge of his office aquarium while he has gone away on a business trip. I'm not saying mistakes were made, but all of his fish are dead now. Oh my God. He's coming back in a couple of days. So how do you think I should play the sweat out? That's from Sincerely. Oops. Sincerely, Corey from Boy Meets World. Yeah. Sincerely,

Boris Simpson. This is a real pickle dick. Well, you got yourself in, I think. A real pickle dick. I think what we've got here is we've got to do one of those like branch question things where it's like if you have started here. Okay. It's like, did your husband actually like these fish? If the answer is no, you're good. You're so good. You might have freed him from a prison. He can start to do himself during an ill-conceived moment. Oh yeah. Maybe he was just like, you know what my office needs? A fish tank. And just like the Sims, he just dropped it. Except unlike the Sims, you can't just like then go, no and sell it. I'm going to let him piss himself to death. Yeah. And so maybe, okay. Second question. If he liked his fish, yes. Second is

how much? Cause if the answer is a lot, now you got to get into some shenanigans. If it was like a little bit, you can replace those fish and he will never know. Yeah. If it's a lot, then we move into a new sphere of the Venn diagram. Cause this is the most confusing diagram that's ever been drawn up. And then that circle of Venn diagram is sitcom hilarious. Yeah. This is, well, I need to get the fish. And then it turns out he's taught the fish to come when called and these won't do it. And he's worried that they're sick. So then you have to take them to the fish doctor together. And the fish doctor is like, but I thought you said these were boys. These are girlfish. This is really good. This is going to be a really good episode.

Well, that's from the new episode of Kevin Canway starring Kevin James. What if, here's, here's one. When he comes home, you open one of those big silver domes that have dinners underneath it and inside it's two tiny fish fillets and you say, you're welcome. One day when the boss get hungry, guess who's going to be on the plate. Exactly. I worked really hard on this and he'll be so touched by how hard you worked on this fish dinner. He won't even think about the fact that you used his fish for it. And you can just insist that that's what you thought they were for. For real though, if I had pet fish and those motherfuckers ate it, I would want to eat. I think I want to eat them. That's the only pet other than a bird,

but it would have to be a big bird. I'm not trying to work my mouth around a parakeet's body for a long time trying to find a good gristle, but a clownfish, I'll fuck with them all up. I would have to know that it happened like on their terms that the fish let a good life live to its fullest, lived every day like they were dying and then died and then were deep fried. How would you have any knowledge? Live every day like you're frying. What if you, like, what if the fish had died from something dangerous to humans? What do you mean? Like, humanitis or something. They died from that. Oh, they got a bad case of humanitis on them. Gunshot wounds.

And why do you fish or bit by a vampire? Yeah, they got bad cases of GSWs and you don't want to pass that on to your husband. We're going to have to get fish CSI in here. CSI Atlantis. You're not saying mistakes were made, so that leaves two solutions in my mind for what did happen. First of all, there was a mistake. It was cruel intentions and you wanted to have sex with your step sister, I guess, and murder a bunch of fish. That's possible. The other option is that just like sometimes life has a crazy way of doing stuff and is a crazy game of poker and all of these fish spontaneously died at the same time. Then you've got like a happening kind of scenario. All of them were the same at the just destined to die at the same day.

One day when I was a little boy, when I was a little boy, I had three teeth fall out in the same day. Crazy. What are the odds that will happen? In the same vein, all 30 of these fucking fish just happened to be their time. The thing that's very troubling about it is that there's not a number of fish. That's what's bothering me because if you said I killed a couple of his fish, I killed his two fish, I killed his fish, that's all fine. All his fish. None shall pass. None live. This is like a crimson ties sort of. I have an idea. Very rarely are we the macro brothers able to offer any kind of real actionable concrete help. I would like to offer here our services as a scapegoat for this. Okay. How could we have possibly fucked up all these? Well, they played our podcast and

they left it on accidentally overnight. The fish were insane and just killed each other. That was it. The fish have forgotten to the country of air and they came up to the top to listen closer like, what did they say? And they drowned in air. Wait, I think they're going to talk about elf. Wait, hold on. And they forgot to breathe on the top side. Do you know how many people have died from forgetting to breathe while listening to our podcast? Sometimes I think about and like we've done a lot of great work here, but we've probably killed dozens of people who are just like listening so intently for the next good elf joke that they just stopped living. Hi, we've had a lot of fun here today. Here, we'll do like a breathe here.

And now hold your breath because here comes a fucking fresh out who don't even breathe in the middle of it or else it's bad luck. This one's sitting by level 9000. Yadru drew your Davenport. Think you drew. It's by Yadru answers user. This website doesn't even fucking load anymore. This one's done even fucking low anymore. It's like, I go to like five websites and one of them is one of them has terminal. They don't give a fuck itis. Melissa Mayer has her hand firmly on a knob and the knob when we started doing this podcast was at 10 and it's been that way for a long time and she started to creep that knob counterclockwise down into the zero position. She's turning up the squelch knob. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, it's not loading. So we'll say Parnell

asks. Chris Parnell asks, how to convince my teacher to start vape club? No, no further info. How to convince my teacher to start vape club? What else? What the fuck else do you need to know? I feel like I know everything about this person. Can I tell you just hands down before we go any further the best part of vape club? What's that? It's going to be the field trips. What do you mean? It's going to be sick. You just get to go to different vape stores. Go to vape stores. Maybe find the vape store that started it all. I don't think kids are allowed in vape stores or maybe they are. I don't know. I've been out of the scene for a while. Is vaping, listen, bad for you? A lot of people

aren't quite sure about that. It's bad. It's not enough concrete research. I will say this, there's no concrete research. It's bad for how you look. This is true. That's a tough look to pull off as if pulling a rip off a fucking chunky lightsaber, pulling a big fucking bundle, a big bushel, a cotton off a lightsaber and then blasting out your mouth while you're just chilling with your family at Applebee's. It's a hard look to pull off. Leo DiCaprio can't fucking like Leo. Leo's out there vaping on the reg and he's trying to get like vapor's rights like going and thank you Leo for laying down on the barbed wire for the rest of us. But hey homie, you can't pull the look off Leo. Put the lightsaber down Anakin. He actually turned

this Oscar into like the biggest vape rig in town. He just boarded straight through the Senate. That's why he wanted it so badly. Do you know that? You're saying he turned his only Oscar that he worked for 40 years to get into a big nasty ohm blaster. Yeah, just the chunkiest dripper. It's just the finest, shiniest, most prestigious cotton gin. How do I convince a yo-teach got a hot new club idea for you and it's coming at you now? Check out this fucking cool piece of machinery. It's called a vape. In that scenario, do you approach the coolest teacher in like in the school or go the other way, the least school est teacher who needs it the most? Intriguing. So Mr. Jefferson, you've been trying to up your

profile with the teens for a while, seen some of your snapchats and we'll talk about those in a bit. But first, how about a little booster shot of coolness in the way of this, my friend an e-cigarette? What? But to Travis's point though, you could also run your odds on like getting the coolest teacher who's most likely to be down and getting a teacher so old and out of it that I think that they just couldn't process how cool it is when you vape. Like they wouldn't be able to process the ideas of it as clouds are in there. Like no. Well, you would have to be a science teacher. I think a science teacher would be very, very fascinating. I'm talking about the mustache nerd man from Stranger Things, who's like, who lets the kids know he's big. Oh, when he gives the whole lesson

about how to flee vapes. Yeah. This is how the flee vapes. Look at that chunky rip. You're thinking about it on two. The rips can be chunky, but they're not funky. You're thinking of it on two small scale. I think that if your school vape club, it can get real good. It just rip in that big C. Big puffers. Then it can become a kind of point of pride for the whole school, right? Oh, you could take it to state. Our school's football program here at Vape U is not good, but you know, we are good at making that fucking cumulonimbus. Bring it on. So you go to the vape competition against your rivals, and you just like blow them out of the water with literal big chunky nimbus boys.

And then, yeah, now all of a sudden you're the jock. Now all of a sudden you're the homecoming. You're the vape jock. You're the homecoming prince. It's just like a screenplay I'm writing, and I'm looking for any collaboration. Have you to be a fucker? Have you to be a Freddie Prince Jr.? I think Freddie Prince Jr. would probably love vaping. What celebrities do you guys secretly think love to fucking rip cotton every day? All right, Travis, we'll say the names the exact same time. Three, two, one, go. You ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp probably pulls big clouds. I feel like Johnny Depp probably pulls. You don't think Jason Ziegle?

Okay, this is a new quiz show. My brother made. I'm just inventing this quiz show to help eat up time. Okay, so this is the quiz show. Travis and I, I'm going to count to three. I'm going to say go, and then Travis is going to say a name of a celebrity. I have to top him with a celebrity who is definitely more likely. Can I participate in this game? I don't know why I'm being excited. I feel like you're judging. We'll go around Robin. We'll go around Robin. Yeah, you're judging. Okay, first one is Justin and I, then we'll do Justin and Gryff and then we'll do Gryff and Travis. Here we go. I'll try to top the top winner that you guys put in. Okay. You ready? Count down, Travis. Because I fucking got it. I have one. I have one that I think is

going to win out. Three, two, three. Who's starting? Travis is starting. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Ryder strong. Oh boy. Yeah. You gave me too much time to think. Your one mistake was letting me lose. For each one, I mean, it's, it's good. I can't put a number on it. No, no, no, no. You count it off and I have to try to beat Travis. If I don't, he wins. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Corey Feldman. Oh my God. That's really good. That's really good. That's really good. Travis, are you rebuttal? Okay, give me a count. Three, two, one, go. Lil Wayne. Here's the thing. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I mean, that, but that one's like, yeah, I think he was probably vaping. He was maybe the first person to start vaping. So like, I would give you that, but I did

just Google Corey Feldman vape and I got a news report from a news report from podcast that says Corey Feldman on quote, totally vaping awesome. Okay, you in this one, Justin. Okay. Okay. Everyone who just listened is out. Justin first group and Justin, you got to go first. You ready? Yes. Three, two, one, go. Jake Busey. Who? Jake Busey, Gary Busey's son, Jake Busey. It's kind of a deep cut, but okay. I mean, I'm about to end this fucking game forever. Okay, you ready, Griffin? Rebuttal. Three, two, one, go. John Leguizamo. Oh, that's good. How's your fucking clouds, John? Justin just literally physically reeled backwards from that hit. It's not a joke. So fucking nasty. Okay, Justin, you have one chance to rebut. Wait, hold on. Can't be done. Can't be

done. Let me just, let me just dig deep and see if I got anything in the tank. All right, just give me a second. You have four seconds. You ready? No, no, no, don't say four seconds. You don't have that much time, Justin. I'm sorry, time is ticking away. I'll pause the recording if I have to, please. Okay. Just give me a second to think, because Griffin's been saving. Justin's crying. He's weeping. Griffin's been sitting on John Leguizamo. Nobody vapes harder than Johnny Leggs, babe. Okay. No. Justin, I'm sorry. Your time is up. You're going to have to name it in three. I'll tell you when I'm ready. No, that's not how the game works, Justin. This is an infinite time. Justin, you've been beaten. Three, two, one, go. Carrot top. Come on. That's real. Okay. I need

you to Google it. Let's go to the Google tape. If I Google carrot top vape and you get a result, I'll call you the winner. Okay, so the top, well, no, this is not, this is a parody. This is a mean awful parody account. No. No, that's not real. There is a YouTube video on how to vape a carrot. Parentheses, easy. Parentheses, no knife required. What is the fucking backwards scenario? What's the use case? Yeah, all this juice and this battery and this heater. Travis, I need your opinion. John Leguizamo. John Leguizamo wins. I'm sorry. If we had had any conclusive, if I get a single vape result for John Leguizamo. You won't, but it doesn't, he, because he's just three. Listen, I'm the judge in this scenario, Justin. I'm sorry. That's

right. All right. Now, motherfuckers, now it's on. Griffin, you got to go first. Griffin, you're leading off. Oh God, we're doing me and Travis? Yeah, of course we are. All right. Three, two, one, go. President. That's right. Bill Clinton. No. Okay. That's pretty good. Okay. I've got one. Okay. Count it down. Three, two, one, go. Russell Brand. Well, well, I'm not sure. See, I think. Oh, no, he's. Oh, no, he's. Rebuttal, three, two, one. Russell Crowe. Fuck. I don't think that that's even accurate. My worry is that none of these are good. Three, two, one, Bill Paxton. Oh, wait. Fuck. Okay. Wait. Count me down. Okay. Three, two, one. Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid almost certainly does. I think we've got about everything we're going to get out

of this game. All right. But thank you for coming up with it. It is a fun game you can play with your friends at home. Yeah. Who do? Who do? Who do vape? It's called most likely to vape. Vape awards. Vape escape. Vape who? I've managed to be a friend of the guy at the restaurant near my work by repeating the things my coworkers say about sports. Oh, God. I get full offals there about twice a week. And then some other people are coming with him, get a drink at no charge. Whereas I do not. I only want a soda if I don't have to pay for it. But I can only tell if it's going to be free if I ask for one. If you really seem to like my sports regurgitation the day, I'll take a risk and ask for soda. But so far, I've ended up having to pay for each of them.

How can I tell you when our friendship has crossed the line into free soda range or the FSR? And how can I get it there faster? That's from nervous in Nebraska. Hey, dog. There's a really busted way to think about another person. That's a crazy. People aren't like the soda vending machine that you put enough fucking sports nuggets into. I'm sorry. That'll be 10 more sports before you can have a free coat. I guarantee you, Falafel guys, not thinking of it that way. You'd be like, I don't know. That was pretty good. But not exactly. He's not a fucking bridge troll whose sports riddles you have to conquer before you can get a Dr. Pepper on the free. Yeah, what if Falafel guy is awesome? What if Falafel guy is great? All my friends are friends with

Falafel guy. Yeah, it's because they ask about his kids. They don't just say, Chad Pennington, big strong arm on that boy, huh? How about a Dr. Pepper? Maybe that's it. Maybe you keep regurgitating sports, but he wants to talk about like the latest episode of Down Nambi or he wants to talk about like your theories on what's really going on in King Killer Chronicles. You know what I mean? And he's like, I guess sports. Yeah, football is great. I cannot fathom floating out sports trivia that I, that there is a chance of follow up where I would just have to like, you don't think he's better than Beerson? There is no player named Beerson. Ah, you've still never looked at your free soda. Yeah, I guess you're not a Kremlin spy, as I suspected.

Congratulations, compatriot. Do you think, Justin, on the spot right now, could you give me a sports nugget to earn some sort of favor from me? Could you give me a sports nugget right now? A sports nugget right now. Right now. Current, current sports nugget. Current sports nugget. Some tough injuries in the preseason, huh? That's good. That is true. That is true. I mean, that's always true. Tony Romo broke his fucking back. That's an astute observation. Then, okay, and then I would give you a soda for that. Did you hear about Tony Romo? Like, yes. Of course, I heard about Tony Romo and his sad back. Oh, maybe you give some form of analysis that no one else has. And you say, like, hey,

do you hear about Tony Romo's back? And he's like, yeah, it's really bad. And you're like, I'm just worried about his kids. He'll never dance again. And then the guy's like, what? He dances all the time. You compound it like, the back is so important for a football bone. Yeah. What was that? You got three important football bones. And I'm going to tell you this, and I might get thirsty in the middle. So if you just want to get me a bark soup, you're ready. Anyway, three important football bones, arms, musing for catching, stiff, arming, throwing, all very, very important. Number two, and this is not in order because I think number two is number one, but the back is really, really good. It's sort of what connects all the other very, very important bones. And I

think it's like what sends your thoughts to the rest of your body to do them. Anyway, the third one is your skull, I guess, because it's where your brain lives. Very important. Hey, do you guys want to yahoo? Absolutely. This one's sent in by Morgan Davy. Keep it waving, Morgan Davy. It's about yahoo. Answers, user. Jesse, who asks, the Ghostbusters theme won't stop playing on my computer nonstop. No application or background app is being used. Help. The Ghostbusters theme, it just won't stop playing on my fucking PC. There's no apps playing the Ghostbusters theme. I've closed out Ghostbusters.exe. That one's definitely, it's not, and it's not running in the background. No application or background app is being used. Help. It could be like the most

ironic ghost in the world. Oh, that's funny. That's a fun, that's a fun ghost who's just like, yeah, I like it too. I'm not, here's a dirty secret about us ghosts. Our favorite song, Ghostbusters. It also makes us feel good. Busting is a two way street. Busting gives Ghost orgasms. Did you know that? Busting makes them feel good. Why do you think they call them slimer? We can't, we can't talk about slimer sexual proclivities again. Busting makes Ghost come. That's true. My business is finished. That's the only thing that makes Ghost come. Do you know the lasers? They're getting spun around in the lasers and they're like, not too quick, Ray. Please make it last. I don't want to think about Ghostbusters.com. Ghostbusters.com. All those

Busters are Unix. They're castrated when they take up the mantle, but Ghost... Because they can't be tempted. Not after the blow job, Ray. Not after the glow job. That's the one thing they don't tell you about Ghost. What is that? They're nasty. And I think that's sort of the main sort of purpose for our podcast existing. Just trying to get the word out. Just trying to get the word out. Ghosts are going to come at you left, right and genital words. So keep an eye out before they munch on you. What other things could cause the Ghostbusters theme to be playing constantly on your computer? I think Edward Snowden is like... I think he's bored. I think Edward Snowden is probably pretty fucking bored. He's just killing time until the

movie drops and he's psyched. He cannot wait to get the word out. By the way, this is our sort of way of saying get to theaters. Get to Snowden. Please love Snowden. It's a pretty good combo of Snowden and JGL. It's got JGL in it and it's... We're all just going to have a fucking great time at Snowden this summer. Oh, yeah. Do you think that the Ghostbusters theme song playing in the background of your computer is really guerrilla marketing for Snowden? That's kind of a weird myth. We've hacked it. Maybe they're partnered with Ghostbusters. You know how sometimes there are sister movies at Snowden as a sister movie than the Ghostbusters? You know, maybe this person doesn't have a computer and they just call him Bust Crazy. You know what I mean? It's like he has

such a catchy tune that's like on loop in their own brain. He just stares at the wall all day long. He's singing. He stares at that dumb cardboard computer you made and sings the Ghostbusters. It's just a cardboard computer and it's written on the screen, no Ghostbusters. That's weird. He uses a literal mouse to try to click on the screen on all those Ghostbusters related apps. Let's get the buddies in. What if there's a new iTunes? Wait, just clip that out. Go ahead, Griffin. What if they updated iTunes with the new stuff? I don't watch the press conferences anymore, but there's a new secret iTunes that runs underneath the sub-routines of your computer, hiding deep. J-tunes. It's called guy-tunes. It's mean guy-tunes that play pranks on you.

It's called iTunes, except there's a number in there. It's called iTunes T-O-O-N-S. It's very whimsical. iTunes and he's a little prankster. Hi, I am guy-tunes. I live in your computer. Why is there so much Shakira playing? It's not mean guy-tunes. It's regular iTunes. I can't find the photos of my wedding anywhere. I don't need it. You're a dick. No, listen, I belated your wedding photos on guy-tunes. That's pretty cute. Why are you fucking Amelie now? Why are you fucking encroaching? I know. I've got a new voice. I'm guy-tunes. Busting makes ghosts come. Guy-tunes, too, boy, that was a lot snarkier. The kids are going to love him.

I don't work on your phone. Okay, guy-tunes, why are you even here? Apple's kind of lost their way. Much like one of my favorite podcasts, My Brother, My Brother, or Me. I don't have My Brother, My Brother, Me and Me anymore. Shit, I'm out. They went Corpo. They went what? Yeah, they got a TV show. Went Corpo. They went Corpo Christy. I don't want to hear them no more. Let's go to the Mason. We're sponsored and partied by me on these this week, and I'm going to cue something I've never done before. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to fucking look at the copy at all. You got it? You doing it?

Hell yeah. Yeah, you know what? Pants off, dance off. Everybody's wearing meundies. What are you doing? I'm staring at my brother's crotches. Okay, we're not staring. We've recorded a TV show this week, 12 hour days, five days in a row. I refuse to go in to do the TV show without meundies on. I've worn meundies every day. I will continue to do meundies. If I do not have a clean pair of meundies ready for the show, I will cancel that case filming until meundies are clean. This is a Travis McRoy guarantee. I did an episode not meundies and it was at the end of the day like a rag they used to clean up all the tables at a Wendy's. They used really good fabric and they're really comfortable and they look really great on everybody

and they're really super cool. Yeah, go away. Go away, cat. We're talking about underpants in our underpants. We're back. The cat is gone. Justin. Take your pants off. Are you wearing meundies? I'm not wearing meundies today. I'm not taking my fucking pants off. Are you wearing any undies? No, listen. Now you have to take your pants off so we can fucking shame you for not wearing the good underpants. Are you wearing any undies? This is important. Yes, I'm wearing them. Take them off and let's see what you've got. Take them off. I don't want to take them off. Justin, take off your fucking pants. He's doing it. Here we go. Here we go. What are we working with? Oh, he's going way too slow. Oh, I see. Okay. Well, these are non. We can't say that. Don't

say the brand name of it. These are non meundies. Oh, Justin, they're just like that. That's why I if you guys have wondered why they threw this whole, I'm just leaving them off. This is good. Yeah. That's it. I like this brand. This is kind of nice. If you guys have been wondering why through the whole episode, I've been mouthing you. My dick is itchy. Yeah. I've been mouthing you. It's just because you're wearing like a bag down there. It does look like a burlap sack. Yeah. And why did they sew so many zippers into it? I don't know. I'll never tell. But this, I will look back at the copy here because shipping in the US and Canada, shipping is free in the US and Canada and you can save $8 a pair with the meundies subscription plan, which is a really good deal.

You should do it because eventually the dream is you get to like basic zero. You just wipe out all your bad undies and they're all good meundies, the singularity. And you can get a subscription or a single pair and get 20% off your first order when you go to meundies.com slash my brother. That's meundies.com slash my brother for 20% off your order. Meundies.com slash my brother. Do it. Gryffin, tell me about fucking Squarespace. I'm going to tell you about fucking Squarespace, but first I got a question for you boys. Yes. Do you think Anderson Cooper has like a really little skinny vape that he uses? Yeah. But I bet it's really long. I bet it's really nice and really long and really great. All right. Here comes an ad for Squarespace. Squarespace is just

all that you need to put together something like a landing page or beautiful gallery or professional blog or an online store. It's all included with your Squarespace website. So you want to start a website in which people can submit two different celebrity names and then do a poll of who thinks that they vape the best. Holy shit. That's the new hot or not. Vape or nape or nape? Well, that's good. Vape or nape.com. Do you guys think I can get vape or not.com right now? Vape or not. Wait, listen, this is happening live. Vape or not.com. We're going to use it. We'll set it up. Don't go to the website. I just want to try to register it. Okay. Don't go to it. I'm just saying that this is how fast and easy it is. And then you can build it

on Squarespace because creating a website on Squarespace is simple. Jesus, you still fucked it up. I know, but listen, Squarespace is so good. It's where we built MacquarieShows.com. I've known nothing about like website computer sites and I made it really good. Clearly. Clearly, if that's what you're calling. I made, I've never made a computer site before in my life and I made MacquarieShows.com and it turned out very well and it's so easy to make changes on an update and everything. And you should go check out Squarespace and you can start your free trial today at Squarespace.com slash my brother and you get 10% off your first purchase if you go to Squarespace.com slash my brother. They have great seamless commerce tools. You can actually make

money off your website. Their customer support is like beyond compare. It's amazing. Beautiful templates, custom designs, all kinds of shit. Go check it out. Squarespace.com. You're going to love it. All right. I found a website that can generate two random celebrities at will. Let's start with this first one. This is just a trial test for Vape or not. You can play a line at home. Number one, Ben Affleck or Marilyn Monroe. Now, this is kind of a tricky one. That's a kind of a gimmie. If she could, if she could, that's a good question. This has nothing to do with death. Then Vape Trinsen's death. Oh, this is good. Okay. Fuck. Now, Justin, you're going to hear this one and you're going to think you know the answer, but I really need you to

sit on it. Howard Stern or Jennifer Garner. Okay. Here's the thing though. Yeah. Howard Stern is in an enclosed space for many, many hours each day during his workday. I don't think he could be vaping in there. Oh yeah. It's a good point. He's getting ripped some chunky cotton in the face of like whoever you had in studio that day. This is a really, really good one. This is tough, Justin. I need you to really buckle down on this one. Give it to me. Hulk Hogan or Ian McKellen. Sir Ian McKellen or Hulk Hogan. Who vapes? In this case, it's who vapes the most because they definitely both rip cotton. Here's the thing. I've seen one of those human beings depicted blowing gigantic ship cotton, gigantic starship cotton. Yeah. Like there's no question it's

Ian McKellen. Yeah. Of course it is. Yeah. He can make boats and shit. Just one last one. Kristen Stewart of the Twilight movies or Michael Jordan, the Dunk Man himself. Mr. Dunster. Mr. Hoops. That's why he retired finally. He's like, I have a new sport. I have got a new challenge for the feet. Excuse me. I've got to go slay a new dragon. That motherfucker can stand on the half court line and he can take in a deep, deep billowing breath and he can get it into the hoop from there and it's remarkable stuff. Okay. Kristen Stewart should not be discounted though because I bet she can rip mad cotton too. Yeah. Troubling news has just come in. Vape or not is taken. Damn it. Whovapes.com is taken.

You guys got anything else? Like what are we going to? Star vape. Star vape. Stars who vape. How about star? Vape stars. Which star vapes? Which star vape? Which one vapes? Which one vape? Which one is vape? It's great because then we can spin it off to like amateur. Oh, here's one. Battle of the Pauls. Again, this is just a random celebrity generator, but Paul Rudd or Paul Newman. Fuck. Paul Newman would look so cool with a fucking big, fat rig hanging out of his mouth. It's probably Paul Newman. So here's what, here's what, okay. So here's Danica Patrick, the race car driver or Jay Leno. The race car driver. The race car driving vaping cool guy. Okay. So here's the way I think, here's what, here's what I got. I got whichonevapes.com and I think that's very good.

Now here's, here's the way I think which one vapes works. I will get to, we've got a little bit more in the money zone. We're going to get to that in a second. Which one vapes I believe is two options. You can log on to help us categorize stars. And so a picture of a star comes up and you have like a fun slider. By the way, this is how fucking Facebook got started. Yeah, exactly. So the excitement is through the roof. Yeah. So you can, you rate the stars, right? Based on one to 10, how likely is it that they vape? And then the other one is a contest where you have two stars in front of you and you have to choose which one probably vapes. And then the winner or loser is based on community voting. So it's all theoretical vaping. I love this because

what I love about that is you don't like, if there's someone who's like a one, like Allison Hannigan. I don't think Allison Hannigan vapes, right? But like, how Allison Hannigan, I'm not just saying this because they're both red heads. They just haven't been brought to my head. Allison Hannigan versus Felicia Day. I feel like that's a good, like I couldn't choose between the two who's most likely is tough. So you want to categorize it in one to 10. So you get two ones against each other where you don't want like Allison Hannigan versus, you know, Bill Clinton. Like that's too obvious. You know what I mean? Yeah. If you, if you build the tech for this and you want that redirect, just get at me. We'll set it up. We'll get which one vapes and listen.

And then we'll retire. Please, after you make it, please write the bar. I'm like, this one, this one's just for laughs. This is not legally binding. This is not legally binding people. Yo, but for real though, A-Rod or Marissa Tomek. I'm in love with this random celebrity generator. Yo dawg, Denzel Washington or Dustin Hoffman. That's actually a really tough one. That would be a tough one. Which one was it? Man, I feel like Dustin Hoffman would try vaping for like three weeks and it decided it's not for him. That seems like his jam. Okay. So we got a little Jumbotron message here. Okay. We got a Jumbotron here. This is for Bill Budler and it's from Matthew, Emily, Morgan and Blake. Merry Christmas 2015, Bill. Oh, whoops. Whoops. We saw he said

no presents last year, but perhaps not. Your thoughtfulness and our oftenness aside, let's hope, let's let the MacRoy say thank you for your gifts for us. Hopefully hearing it from the brothers takes the edge off the shocking delay. And while we're here, happy birthdays have been reversed and no presents in 2016. We kind of missed it on both. I feel like they're trolling us with this one. This feels like a troll to me because I don't know how he would make it nine months. We can't, we're not gestating over here. We're just answering questions. Well, we're getting our Jumbotrons through the Pony Express at this point. So we apologize for all this. I got a message for Dan and it's from Beth and it says, Hey, Dan, would it surprise you to

hear that I'm sleepy? Thanks for being my organic alarm clock at 5.30 a.m. each day so I can get to work. I'm sorry for being a morning, Beth, each time. But could you give me a minute? I feel like a snoozy qual of being kicked out of a tree sometimes. Just steal the Duna. Trust me, I'll get up. What? All of this is bad. I have no idea. Beth, what's a Duna? Listen, we here at MacRoy Industries do not endorse stealing the Duna. Don't steal the Duna. That's my favorite childhood board game. Don't steal the Duna. Okay, as near as I can tell, Duna's a car seat. So, okay. This has been sent to us by Hyper Aware Cynthia Baby. Oh, it's one of those babies, super baby geniuses. Super genius babies. What's the deal with Brexit? Have you seen Happy Valley yet? How do

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sitting by, keep it. I want a munch. Munch. Hey, you guys are right across from me. You can help me out. Well, I did it. It's hard for me to get on board because here's the thing. You know me, dawg. You know I love the munch squad. But one thing about the munch squad is that it's a, it's very rude because it's a rude bit. It's a rude bit. But that's why it hypes up the energy. Because you're a rude crude dude. Here we go. So let's try. Welcome to munch squad. This is a show within a show. You're joining us here. You're joining us here. I'm bringing you the latest and fast food trends. But can I just real quick, Paul McCartney or Adam Sandler? I'm Sir Paul McCartney. Check this out.

That was my Adam Sandler. Oh, that was? Yeah. That was, I guess I did a little song. Paul McCartney would sing while he vapes out. I feel like Paul McCartney would just sit and say, is a vape trick I'll call Penny Lane. And he just inhaled an exhale and he thinks that's a vape trick and he just keep naming them. That's really good. That's so good. He would play the fucking flute solo on, his vape rig is the flute that they play in Penny Lane. So this is a show within a show where I highlight the latest and greatest in fast food evolution. And not just that, I don't just tell you about the items. What I tell you is he throws that he buys them and throws them directly in a toilet. No, I don't try them myself. I listen to the experts, the professionals in marketing and

the executive branch of each of these outlets and what they say. I need you to drive that concept home, Lord Justin, because we routinely get people like, why don't you try those new Cheeto Dorito cheese things? No, we don't try shit. I tell you what the people who are making them say about them because they are the experts. Okay. So today it's salad from Domino's. Oops. Okay, I was waiting for that taste. Now, here is the quote. This one comes from Joe Jordan, chief marketing officer at Domino's. Actually, before I bring you that, let me tell you what we're looking at here. We got Oh, I just adjusted. Let me stop you right there. I'm kind of a healthy boy. So I'm pretty sure I know we're dealing with vis-a-vis salads. Yeah, you know, yeah. Okay. So we got classic garden,

chicken Caesar and a new chicken apple pecan. Those are the three salads. That sounds good as a point out to you guys. Just so you all can show me a JPEG of these sweet sweet salads. The one JPEG from the press release, I do want to point out, I get a big kick out of the fact that they've depicted these salads with plastic forks sitting on like a kitchen tray. That's great because sometimes like you always think like, yeah, but it's not really going to look like that when I get it. This is all photograph man check. They kind of shot those salads from the Hubble Space Telescope just to give you. Here's a quote from Joe Jordan, chief marketing officer. I don't know. Now everybody can be happy on pizza night. There's no shame in wanting salad when

everyone else wants pizza, especially now that Domos is found a perfect way to offer even more options for customers across the country. Yo dog, a salad. Hey dog, that's salad. It was the first food people ever ate. We've done it. We saw it. Get in here. Get in here. We've done it. We saw like fucking hippos doing it and we were like, let's give that shit a try. Thanks hippos. I just love this morning. Those that they created people like, hey, you guys want to get pizza? And there's one guy going, what is it? Damn, nothing. The fucking sad thing about this is, this is 100% on point. There usually is one person that did not want pizza. Sure. But then you just nobody orders pizza. You don't just go, sorry, Greg, you don't get to eat today.

Do you want a salad? Well, those are your two options to finish Joe Jordan's quote. The new chicken apple pecan option may even lure a few pizza lovers over to the salad side. Is that are we choosing? That's risky. That's a risky business practice. That's a fucking crazy. This is what pizza executives think that people are like, well, I don't know. He either eats pizza or salad. Yeah. That there might be somebody's like, what's that green stuff? I've been eating pizza disc this whole time. I didn't know there was greens. Can I tie it? We're thrilled that our salads are now available for Domino's customers in every store, said Tristan Simpson, chief marketing officer at Ready Pack Foods. By the way,

these are prepackaged salads. It literally says that the press release. I didn't need to know that. But thank you for your honesty. Everyone who quote, everyone who loves pizza night can now breathe the sigh of relief and enjoy Domino's classic garden salad with that slice of pizza. Okay. So Tristan Simpson, Joe Jordan broke down the barrier between pizza and salad. Pick a side to wield a knife and protect the fucking homeland. I am a salad. I I have no issue with the idea of like, hey, with your pizza, you should also get some salad. Yeah. I don't know how hard you have to sell that. Yeah. Like we offer, we offer vegetables now. Vegetables. We invented, we invented vegetables. Here's press release.

Domino's salads are available for $5.99 each. When you pair them with any one of Domino's mix and match menu items, which also include medium to topping pizzas. Hey, thanks for clarifying press release that I can still secure a medium to topping pizza and Domino's that I've got to hear that menu items. We're getting out of the pizza business. Picture this conversion. Hey, you guys want salad night? Salad? Salad? Yeah. But where would we order salad for delivery? Just a second. Domino's. And the answer is actually no, you have to order them with pizza. And we'll also take a pizza, but then you just throw the pizza right in the garbage. So that's, that's sounding great. How about a Yahoo hit me? I'm so sorry to just keep doing this to

you guys, but Jack Nicholson or Bruce Willis. Oh, right. That's top shit. This is final jeopardy time. Do you remember, do you remember when a fucking a coach took Demi Moore to some event and be Willis was like there with him basically chaperoning his ex wife's exploits with a plus K, just like scoping out his scene. And do you remember the look on Bruce Willis' face? And now imagine just all a big old wrench just going in that, just a big old monkey wrench, big old just a big old smoky, just flashlight going right in that big. You look at Bruce Willis for a long time, like 10, 15 minutes. And he's just stone faced, doesn't move. And then after 15 minutes, he opens his mouth and a fucking genie from Aladdin comes up. Wait, when did he,

hold on, I've been looking at him this whole time. When did he, what? Yeah, we can all see Bruno with a big ring. But there's one problem though. And that's me, Jack over here with my ring. This, this vape is as good as it gets. Have you ever danced with the devil? And you, Jack, come on, come on, come on, come on. Just huge waves of it. I think I want to jack it up to 20 ohms. You can't handle 20 ohms. Only I can with my special legal celebrity rig. That's what makes me so fucking angry about all this is you know they're working with a legal underground celebrity rig. Okay, I got a hurdle for you, Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines. Which one rips it? Which one? Here's my thing. I think Chris Gaines vapes too hard and died. And that's why

we don't care for him. Here's the interesting thing, Justin. Garth Brooks only inhales and Chris Gaines only exhales. If you see him exhaling, he's Chris Gaines. My dad, our dad interviewed Garth Brooks on Thursday and it is the, we fucking begged him, just bring up CG once. Wouldn't do it. Just, is Chris there? Can I, can I speak with Chris? Is Chris inside for me to talk to Garth? That's a good one. No, this is a Robert Downey Jr versus Christian Bale. I don't think either of those boys do it. I don't think birds do it, bees do it, but RDJ doesn't do it. I would, I would give you, RDJ does not. Griffin gave me shit earlier this episode. It was positive you didn't hear about the stereo on my computer. Not gonna just jitter, jitter, stereo, jittery

random celebrities. It's just fun to, it's just fun to think about Tyler Perry, probably vapes. Brennan Frazier. Oh my God. He's got a full blown bagpipe setup, multiple in, in points, multiple juice relays. Vapes seen, oh man. Do you think Polly Shore's into vape? Probably. Audrey Hepburn would crush a vape. How about this one from, keep it Davey Morgan, Davey, thank you. It's from Yahoo, it's your user crazy. And I just wanted to, guys, I think it's time that we talk about some nerd stuff for the geek crowd. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, you nerd boys, hey nerd boys, where, where are my geeks at? Hey, any comic book fans? Where's my comic, where's my comic fans at? Hey, we're looking for some listeners that didn't

fit in with the jocks. Here it comes. It's actually, it's pretty mainstream now. You guys, it's just, it's for everybody. Here's one for the comic bookers. Well, I mean, like everybody, like, here's, here's one for the dweeboids. But like everybody, it's for everybody. It's from Yahoo Answers user crazy, who asks, where does Aquaman piss? Where does Aquaman piss? I would like, I would like to make for you a scenario. You're laying on the beach. Yeah. You just enjoy, maybe this is your week, your first weekend off all summer. And you're like, we're taking the kids to the beach. Aquaman walks up on the beach and you're like, honey, it's Aquaman. And he just whips his dung out. And then he gets back

into the water. If you say Aquaman just pisses wherever in the ocean, it's not a big deal. That would be tantamount to me, just like pulling down now the only, just the underwear, which is the only thing I'm wearing right now. The only thing, keeping brothers apart and just sort of blasting one up into the sky where we live in this house. No, that is not where Aquaman do it. That is not where Aquaman do it. Do you think he's designated a corner of the ocean where all the fish are allowed to go? Or he's just like, all this, this is our house. So this is the bathroom of the house. He probably is a gentleman. He probably gets to the arctic ocean because like nobody's getting there. No, but it's so cold. I think I have an answer. Okay, here comes

Justin's scientific explanation. Where do Aquaman do that dirty thing? He gets this, he gets this baggy, then goes to the surface and he fills it with air. And then he swims back down to the bottom of the ocean. Oh, like in a water world. So he goes to the bottom of the ocean, he pisses into this bag that is also full of air, right? So he's displacing air and filling it with piss, right? Uh-huh. And then he, this checks out so far. So far, I said, good. He seals it up real quick and then he just lets it go. And because it's mainly filled with air, he floats up to the surface. He calls it wishes. Those are wishes. And that's where jellyfish come from. That's where jellyfish come from. Their backs are pissed at Aquaman, but good in surface. Where does he do it though? He

probably gets out of the ocean and goes to the earth toilet. What's Aquaman? Hey, can I tell you something? I like to consider myself, uh, you know, one of the, like a nerd. I don't know nothing about Aquaman. I don't know anything about Aquaman. I know he talks to fish, he lives in the ocean. He loves aqua, but he probably, is he from earth first and he fell in the ocean one day and just some whales were like, you're ours now. Cause if that's the case, then he probably knows about toilets and what's up with them. But if he was born in the oceans, lived there his whole life, where do Ariel, where does Ariel and all of the mermaids piss? Where do fish piss? I like, Ariel doesn't, Ariel doesn't piss. Fish piss through this can. King Triton. King Triton pisses for sure.

You thinking Triton pisses? I love that. Listen, I don't want to get blue, but I love that this question has there super worried about number one. Tuzis are another course. I'm way more worried about the, the Tuzis are a Tuzi. I'm pretty sure that Aquaman can't shit. What's he, what's he eat? Krill? Probably not even Krill, right? Wait, is he a filter feeder? Hey guys, fuck it. Where does Spider-Man piss? We don't, I don't think, have you guys ever, I've read a few comic books in my day. I've never seen a panel etched by Jack Kirby, who's like, and now of course it's been a while. Spider-Man's been doing a lot of adventures. He just fought off the Rhino and we had a lot of fun here, but it's been a long time. So yeah, Spider-Man's

got to go piss now. What if there was, what if every 20 issues of Superman on the 20th one is just like 30 phrase of him going, ahhhhhhhhhhh, ah, somewhere in the dress and someone's going, hurry. I don't hear you, I don't hear anybody. Come on now. Oh, who's whipping me up? No, there's no way that super- There was never a bathroom scene in 24. Was there ever a bathroom scene in the movie 24? You know, sometimes you get really busy and it just like reabsorbs back into your your organs and muscles and stuff. You know, that can happen sometimes. I feel like what if there was,

what if there's an episode of 24 where you had diarrhea all day? What if I had an episode of 24 from the last time we recorded the podcast, my brother and my brother and me? Just all diarrhea the whole time? And I wouldn't be a featured player in that season, I don't think, but I would definitely,

during the countdown sequences where they would cut back from commercial, I'd be in a corner just like, I would love if there was just constant shots of Jack trying to call Griffin and the phone buzzing just like sitting on a table. Yeah, I can't. I can't with that right now.

Griffin screaming like, I'm in the bathroom. Could someone get the phone? Where does Aquaman do the piss? But listen guys, listen, listen, where does Aquaman piss? Do you think he has like a coral toilet? Do you think that he has a toilet that was like in a down submarine or something?

Or he was like, thank God. Oh, that's probably it. Probably an old U-boat and he runs and he sees a bunch of Nazi skeletons. He's like, suckers, gotta use the, gotta use the jawn. This is Jacques Cousteau. I have found my greatest discovery ever.

I actually think I've gone too deep on this one. This is a, I found a subfield with piss. I don't know where to start. I don't know where to start with this one, guys. Usually the ocean is a bountiful, bounty of beauty. Wanders and mysteries. This is just piss.

This is just a subfield with piss. I'm pretty sure Aquaman did it, but he's crazy. Well, I retire. Well, this is it for me. This is it. This is that I am breaking up with the ocean. Next up, we're gonna check it out. Jacques Cousteau's fields.

I just go to the fields and see what's going on. Should we wrap up, you think? Yes. Yes. I'm trying to get it. Fuck. I was trying to find a good one and it's a good one, Justin. Griffin, I think everybody's pretty tired of this game.

Oh, are they? I think this is the best fucking game like ever. We've played some fun games here. This has been the first interactive episode of Mbem Bam, because you could get a high score on this episode. Okay. Martin Sheen, President Josiah Bartlett

from the West Wing. Or Tommy Lee Jones. Shit. Martin Sheen seems like kind of a hippie. Yeah. But let me paint you a picture, Justin. Imagine this scene in the toothed cathedrals, isn't I think the episode?

And rather than just lighting up a cigarette in the middle of the church, he just pulls out his sweet-ass steed-tongue-themed vape rig. He snaps his rig over his knee and throws it on the presidential seal. Are you happy, God? God! God!

That's how I quit vaping, was cursing God's name at a funeral. Just so you know for the future. Yeah. I don't know, is where- I decided to kick your ass! That's so good. Waves of cotton.

DeLorris Lannyham died in a car crash because their whole cab was full of cotton. I learned it from watching you. Well, Mr. President, one thing you could do to help you relieve your stress is cut some huge cotton sheets from that mouth of yours, that's one thing that I've always found. That's a really good landing here.

That's a really good one. I'm never so, is there anything else when we hear something said as Dolores Landingham? Toby, I need you to buy me a new vape break. Here you go, Mr. President, I found one. Good. I want you to take my old vape break. It's been passed down from my family.

Daniel Boone first made this vape break out of, it's made out of a dog's bone. And now it's yours. Cotton, cotton, cotton, treasure it. Treasure this cotton. This is American cotton. Jed, what are you thinking about? Cotton.

That's the last word in the series. You remember that? It fucking touched me. Cotton. God, I love West Wing. Yeah, it's a good show. This has been my brother and my brother and me. I hope you've enjoyed yourself.

There's just one more like this one, okay? There's just one more like this one. We're trying our literal best. If you follow us, we just started an Instagram account for my brother, my brother, me. And the name of the account is my brother, my brother, and me, all one word. We're posted pictures from sets and from filming and stuff.

So maybe that will balance out how tired we are that you can get little sneak peeks at what the show is going to be. Now this show will not be out for a while, but we want to give you a little sneak peeks about ahead of time. So check out the Instagram account. I want to say thanks to John Rodger

in the long winters for the use of our theme song. It's a departure off the album, putting the days to bed. We just added a new show to Max on Fun called The Dead Pilots Society and it's spearheaded by Andrew Reich and Ben Blacker, who you may know as one of the writers and creators of Thrilling Adventure Hour.

Episode one just went up and it's called It's Formosa. It's a pilot written by Thomas Lennon and Rob Ben Garant, who you may know from Reno 911 and the state and a ton of really amazing shit. And they take pilots that never made it to air and they have them performed by a pretty kick-ass cast. This first one has Paul F. Tompkins, Ben Schwartz, Craig Kikowski, Janet Varney,

like a lot of really, really talented people. We just added that, so go check that out as well as all the other amazing shows on there. Seriously, thank you all for sticking with us. I know this has been maybe an exhausting one to listen to. We're working really hard to try and make a good television show for you and I'm really, really excited about what we've made

and I don't want to make it sound like we're not having a good time making a TV show. We're having an excellent, excellent time, but it is fucking- So much work. It is a lot. It's tough. And we're going to keep the podcast going, though. We're going to keep it coming out for you. Again, this is probably out late

and I apologize for that. The last one came out, I think, a day late. So we'll try and get this one up on time. And yeah, thank you all so much. Griffin, do you have one more question for us? Yeah. Keanu Reeves or Ron Howard? They just touched the back of my head.

Well, no, I have a final yahoo as well. I'm not breaking that string. Ron Howard, though. Ron Howard, defo. Wait, wait, no. Okay, let's get into it. Ron Howard over Keanu Reeves? Yeah, Brad.

No question to Keanu Reeves. No, brother. Slam dunk Keanu Reeves, no question. This might have to go to the audience because I feel very strongly about Ron Howard. I feel very, very, very. You think Ron Howard has an Apollo 13 themed rig? Let me just show you the pictures

of the two men depicted on this website. One of these men vapes. One of them is a super cool Jesus and one of them is a hard vapor. No, I'm telling you, fucking Keanu Reeves is for anybody vapes. This is the best game we've ever made. I'm excited that this game exists in the world.

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