My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 344: The Cream Beams to the Tower of Flavortown

Episode Date: February 28, 2017

If the night sky looks a little empty to you tonight, it's because all the stars are here, in this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me. Because the Oscars happened! The cinema! All of the acting, and also the directing. Glamour! Suggested talking points: Our Skewed View on the 2017 Oscars, Unstoppable, Rip Messwell, Dogs Are Dogs, Guy Another Day, Benedict Cumberbatch's Home for Sharp-Faced Boys, Improv Literally Everywhere

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello everybody and welcome to my brother. My brother me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy. You said you had something funny to say, Griffin.

The Oxxers were last night, and we all had, I think we can all agree, a really fun time watching them. Got a little silly there at the end. Was that silly in the way of when they dropped candy and donuts from the sky silly? That was very silly, but they did something even sillier at the end that I thought was cool. Oh, do you mean like when they brought in the tour group and they were like, you're going to look at dresses, but it was actually super silly? And it was just sort of Jimmy sort of patented sort of prank. Do you mean when they fucking robbed our dear friend Lin-Manuel Miranda of his deserved Oscar? Is that what you mean, Griffin? That he deserved for writing the best song of the year, that they robbed him on that note.

This is unconscioned. And us by extension, by the way, because he would have closed his great job horn so many times from that podium. It's the closest I would have ever gotten to winning an Oscar, and they took that from me. Yes, that was uncomfortable, and I know we were all there for our friend, Lin, when he was robbed during that scene, although at this part it's actually not silly. This is actually kind of uncomfortable in that I'm afraid that our friendship with Lin is over now, and now La La Land is my best friend. Is that right? Does that make sense? That's uncomfortable. That seems unpleasant. Yeah, I don't want, we have a TV show now, so we have to keep swinging to the next sexiest vine, and he's been a sexy vine for such a long

time, and a really good dude, like a super, super good dude, but our friendship with Lin is over now. La La Land is now my best friend. Going to find out the name of the person who did it, because I watched this, I saw the movie, I didn't see the movie, but I've seen pictures of it, and I know it's Ryan Gosling, and he's in there playing piano, but did he play the, did he actually make the songs? It's unclear. It's a confusing movie. I haven't seen La La Land yet, but the scene that they used to be like Ryan Gosling for Best Actor is the scene of a person at a jazz club while jazz people are trying to play jazz, and here's this person in the audience at full voice talking about what's going on, and all I have to think is that person needs to be

removed from this place. That's not real jazz, man. But at some point, a host or a server should have come over and said, excuse me, sir, could you shut the fuck up? Yeah, I mean, that's the secret. A member of the Marsalis family or Cannonball, they don't talk during jazz. That's like the rule one of jazz. Rule two is just make a bunch of stuff up, but Cannonball will tell you do not talk during the jazz. The second rule, no eye contact during jazz. No, god, no, yeah. And then the third rule is just make a bunch of shit up, and yeah, good luck. No, the silly part is talking about where it's where Faye and Warren, who are two national sort of treasures, masters of the stage and screen, masters of their craft, like they're both masters of their craft,

you know, and they've accomplished some great works between the two of them, but they did remind us that they are still older folks. It's not their fault. Well, isn't it the fault? If I'm sorry, if you know you're dishing out Best Pick at the end, the big show, and you get handed a card that has Emma Stone's name on it, I think you would go, there's been a mistake before you just pulled a fucking trigger and just say another thing. This card says Emma Stone won Best Picture. Get up here, Emma. You did it. I want to dissect that moment for a second, because I think Warren Beatty got a lot of heat for that moment. I think he's going to continue to get a lot of shade thrown out. Well, first of all, I think that's undeserved, because I think Faye is the one that took that

ball and ran with it. That's what I'm saying, because Warren Beatty opens the envelope, is like, wait, Emma Stone's not a movie. One Beatty knows Emma Stone is not a movie, and Faye Dunaway goes, oh, you're terrible. And all I can think is inside Warren Beatty's head, he must have just been grieving. Faye at that point made a fucking risk, reward, sort of evaluation and decided I don't want to be up on this stage anymore in this uncomfy moment, so I'm just going to pull the trigger on this fucking thing without even like blocking down whether or not I'm saying the name of the real best pick. It's weird that Emma Stone's name is so big on this card, but whatever, I'll read the movie name smaller. I just feel like what we're seeing is old Hollywood still having its instincts

in place for heat seeking. My man Warren and my lady Faye are nothing if not heat seekers. They saw that and they thought, my man Warren looked at that card and you know what crosses mine? Time to go trending. Time to trend, Warren. Time to get back in the fucking limelight. Have I had sex with Emma Stone? I'm Warren Beatty. I'm Warren Beatty, but also now time to trend. It's time to get on this comment. Is it? Trend with me, Faye. Hey, Faye, take my hand. Take my hand and follow me. It's time to trend. I have no idea what that means, but I want to do it. I do want to do it. I hear a lot of people trending and it's time to trend, Faye. Come with me. Let's catch this comment in a net with me, Faye, and fly to trending.

Is it possible that this really silly thing that happened here at the end? It's a zag. I mean, let's call it a zag. It's a fucking zag at half. It's a silly switch up. Do you think that this was done somehow as sort of a magic trick prank by Now You See Me Too as a sort of slight for being slight head by the Oscar at Noms? Anything's possible. I really wish Lollan could have won it because that's my best friend now, and I would have loved it to have that feather in its cap. Congratulations to Moonlight. I should say I would love, love, love to talk about all the movies and if they deserved it, who won what? I saw, let me see, 0.01% of the movies nominated,

and that's just like the 10 minutes I was awake during Dr. Strange. Not because Dr. Strange was a boring movie. I had just had a baby, so I was just very asleep. Took a deep sleep. I'm sorry about being a parent of a young child when you're watching the Oscars for me this year. Most of the awards I was about engaged with and as like versed in as if I was watching awards for law and furniture design. It might as well have been that until the animated segment at which point I was on my feet, losing it, just listing off the merits and demerits of all the nominated pictures. Let's get into this. How do you feel about Zootopia? Taking the big one. Zootopia has a great message and it's that animals deserve to be people.

Something like that. Well, it's not, it's not really that so much. Zootopia is a fine film with a great message. Does it make me cry every time I watch it when she's like I am Moana and I'm like me too and I'm on my feet crying and screaming at the screen? Yeah. No, absolutely not, but it's a movie about discrimination which seems like a good message for right now. How to do it in a good way that's very secret and no one will know about. Wait, hold on. I haven't seen Zootopia, Justin. Is Zootopia about how to get away with racism? No, it's about, okay. No, but I'll tell you what it's not about, inspiring a generation. Well, it probably is also about, it is kind of like also that. I get you. I mean, I get you, but I, yeah.

They're both fine pictures. Moana is obviously better, but it's like, it's fine. I try to watch Kubo, but it was very, it was a little bit dark and my daughter lost interest in 10 minutes, so I'll give that one a bit, a razzie. That one gets a razzie from me. Just because it was, just again, just because the colors were a little muted. Little colors were dark and there wasn't a big musical number within the first 10 minutes. Can I say, just before we move on for the Oscars, I would like to give my own award. And this is 100% all sincerity. Best jacket of the Oscars. Oh boy. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Oh, that jacket. Oh, it was an amazing like blue velvet number. Ah, I fell in love with it right away. And now we got to do our worst dressed segment.

Can you even believe they left the house in it? And I'll start things out. Josh Gad was just, he was wearing, he's wearing just a suit, but his wiener was hanging out the whole time. But really the problem was the shoulder pads. The shoulder pads were a bit wild, yes. The wiener was fine. The wiener was excellent. I liked when Deadpool jumped up, ran up on the stage and he was like, I'm going to let you finish. But actually Deadpool was the best. That was like very good viral. His butt was out and he was like fart you very much. He said fart you very much. And it was like kind of inappropriate because it was like La La Land won. And then they got up and they were like, no, we didn't Moonlight won. And then Moonlight

got up to accept his reward. And then he ran up and he was like, Deadpool won. I'm sorry. I didn't know that the other thing was going to happen. And now this is all getting a little over complicated. Can we go back? Can we can we edit this? No, Mr. Reynolds. Anyway, if anybody has La La Land's phone number and or wants to like tell them about our show, so I can get that certifier going. Can we not joke about this, please? Because Liv will take it very personally. It's not personally, but seriously, and he'll take the joke too far and he'll stop talking to us and he'll make us talk to La La Land. And that's a movie. I don't stand with Griffin on this, Lynn. Anyway, that's our skewed take on the Oscars.

It's our skewed views. Why don't we do more movie stuff? Like we've got a lot to say, like Suicide Squad 1. What? It did? So that's like one, that's like what could be one whole segment. And it's like Hacksaw Ridge. Really? That could be another whole different segment. Neither one of those movies have I seen. No, God, no. They don't give it to the movies that I like. Which is like the movies that I saw in the theater, because I'm looking down the list. I saw, I did see Deadpool in the theater. That got a nom? That no noms for dead, for Deadpool on this one. Maybe they'll nominate it next year. Like, you know how they always do like stuff we missed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like Miss, Miss Connections.

I should see movies that don't have superheroes in them. I think if I want to get the most out of the Oscar. The Doctor Strange got a nom. It got the nom for the best effect things. Hey, also while we're talking about best effects, Oscars, if I could bend your ear for a second, I think I'm with you in that it's very funny that no one understands the technical awards. Like that's hysterical. I'm with you. Maybe that doesn't have to be the joke every single year and multiple times. At some point, don't you just expect those special effects wizards to stand up and say, we get it. Or alternatively, they say, fuck you, we're taking a year off and then Jurassic World 2 comes out and all the dinosaurs are just like fucking dudes in those

stupid inflatable costumes. And that's it. And then the next year, it's like, okay, guys, we're sorry. This year, the technical Oscars are the only Oscars we're going to do. The best actress was handed out in a non-televised segment of the show. But anyway, here's a new way of fucking, a new stylus that you can use to draw shit. It's amazing. I think it's horse apples that the people who actually make the movies get cloistered off to their sub Oscars. But best animated short? Like really? Unless it's before Pixar movie, nobody saw it. Nobody saw it. Here's my problem with it. Yeah, we really are doing this fucking thing year over year. They're like a technical lot. We don't even know what's going on and guaranteed there's people that work in the

technical field like, oh, okay, well, we'd be happy to explain it to you. Nope. No, you'd ruin the joke. It's like, we just don't get it. Did you see fucking Finding Dory? We made all of it. All of it was me. It was me. My name is Clark and I made Finding Dory with my computer. If they had spent half the time, they spent joking about not understanding them to actually explaining them, we would all have like minors in the special effect design work engineering. That would be amazing. Next year, Andrew Garfield gets up to present the technical Oscars and he gets up and goes, I'm supposed to talk about how I don't understand that. That's the shit they've written for me here. And he just throws away the script and he like sits down at a table and has

a three hour long conversation about the new like refraction lenses. He pulls a fucking Justin Trudeau up there. He's like, cool, I'll break this shit down. How long you got? The history of the camera. Here's the best part is it's all wrong and lies, but it is three hours slow. Here's how I bet it works. Now, I've never used a camera, but if I had to guess, okay, time to get into the advice. Here's my first question. Yesterday, I went to a used video store and I tried to buy a copy of the Denzel Washington movie Unstoppable. Denzel was wrong again. It's a great act of our time. I took the case to the register, but the girl couldn't find the disc in the filing cabinet. She took my name and phone number and said she called when and

if they found it. Here's the problem. I don't actually want Unstoppable that badly. If I never go back to pick it up, am I good? That's from somewhat unstoppable. A lot of issues. This is the wild train movie where Denzel has to fight a big train with the help of Captain Kirk. I think so. A lot of Hollywood glitz in this episode, I think. Yeah. A lot of stars in the sky tonight. They are all in this episode. I used to work at a GameStop and if you came in and you tried to buy SSX Tricky and I was like, I can't find the disc. I'll take your name down and if I find the disc, I'll let you know. That's just a salve for you to try to get you to leave the store because I ain't gonna find that

disc. If it's not right in the SSX section of my folio, then I'm not going to locate the disc. In three months, when fucking Halo 8 comes out and I'm stocking up Halo 8, a fucking SSX Tricky disc is not going to fall from a hidden crevice in the cabinet. That disc is gone and the game is gone forever. Unstoppable is gone. It got dragged to hell and I'm very sorry. Somebody threw it in the fucking garbage can or stole it. That is how it does. Griffin, let me paint a counter picture for you. One in which miracles can happen and angels do exist. Let me take down your number. I'll call you as soon as we find a copy of it. They find it. They call and I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, great. And then the next day, somebody else comes in and says, hey, is that

unstoppable? I thought, no, this is for Dave. This is for Dave's copy. And then Dave doesn't come in. And then the next day, somebody else is like, oh, unstoppable. I've been meaning to check that out. Can I please buy that VHS copy? No, this is Dave's copy. But after a while, the store clerk begins to lose faith in Dave. And then by extension, humanity. Sadness reigns. Is that it? The fin. Oh, Jesus, Trav, I thought there was going to be a turn. No, that's the thing of when there is no turn because Dave did not go get unstoppable. I have a fun story along these lines. A friend in college used to work at Blockbuster and stole a copy of showgirls. Yeah, tell me all about this. I didn't steal a copy of showgirls. I stole a copy of

Fight Club. It's in our fucking TV show, CISO.com. You're free week. I forgot you're only allowed to steal one thing when you work at Blockbuster. You have immunity. No, I had Tommy Red come over and videotape showgirls off HBO while we were on vacation. Anyway, a friend of mine was working in a video store in L.A. and Lance Henderson came in and he asked for a millennium and the guy working the desk said, do you want the 1989 movie or do you want the TV show? And Lance Henderson said, I want the one with me in it because Lance Henderson is the star of the TV series. So I don't know what this world is that Lance has to go rent his own copy of Malini on the series on the video cassette, presumably. But that's, I always get kicked out of that story.

Do y'all want a Yahoo? Yeah, please. So send him by, so send him by riding high. Zoe Kinski, thank you Zoe. It's Yahoo answers user. Sorry, something's gone wrong. I'm going to try one refresh. I'm going to give this a little bit of bandwidth and see if we can't. No, this dog won't bark. It's from Joey who asks, I am naming all of my pants. Let's start with the torn Wranglers with spaghetti sauce on the left leg. Any ideas? I'm very fond of them. It's just like a fun way of like categorized like you need to know, you need to know like you open up the drawer and it's like, what jeans do I want to wear today? And it's like at this point I have like eight or nine pairs of jeans, you know? I'm on TV. And so I need like a way of like,

a shorthand way of like knowing who they are. One more time. Torn Wranglers spaghetti sauce on the left leg. If you'd like, I can start you off with some responses for Yahoo. Yeah, that'd be great. Katz says Italian stallions. That's fun, but I think we can do better. And just like that, here comes Dolores and the prune who says, Rip, Messwell, Tom Longstrand, Basil Pestowski, Sally says, how about naming them after the Swiss national hero, William Tell? The missing drawstring has been used for this crossbow. The hole where he was aiming for the apple in your pocket, but lost his concentration. We got a whiff of cheese mixed with something

you didn't quite recognize as emanating from his homeland. Fuck right off. Why are we wasting the best minds of our generation, the most creative talents of our generation on Yahoo answers? Enzyme 303 says, Ranguini. It has that spaghetti Western feel to it. Perfect name for the good, bad, and the ugly. That's actually pretty good. There's four fucking pages of answers to naming this person's jeans. So they're just trying to name their pants that have spaghetti on them? Why? Why? Play along, yes, and. But what's the, but play with me. But I need to know for what, for the national pants registry, like where does this come up? Is this just like. Play with me. But Griffin, I need to know. I need to know the parameters of when you might say

this name out loud to fully understand because like mess pants. Why not just mess pants? These are, these are mess pants. Mess pants is good, but you can do better. Just play with me. I'm trying to, Griffin. I just need to understand who, okay, Griffin, answer me this one, one simple question. Yeah. Who might I say the name of these? No one. Just to you. It's like a fun game for yourself. Why not just like Doug? These pants are Doug. If that's funny to you, I guess. I'm going to put it on Doug. If that's funny to you. I put my legs inside Doug. See, now it's getting better. Doug's a little worse for wear. Doug got some sauce on Doug. Got some, now your name is Rip Messwell. Tom Longstrand. I'll be honest. I'll part the curtain a little bit here. I did include

this question just because I wanted to put up these amazing names from Dolores and the Prune. Rip Messwell, Tom Longstrand and Basil Pestowski. Basil Pestowski is my favorite. It's very good. And I thought maybe we could get in there and play along, but apparently you boys don't want to play my new game that I came up with for you. No, it's fine. I just don't know. I just don't know. That's fine. How about a different one? We'll get you guys back in your comfort zone. Okay. This one was sent in by a lot of folks. Well, two folks, Nicholas Potter and Christian Anglos Synthesis. Thank you. It's from Yahoo Answers user Justin. Uh-oh. Justin started his account on Christmas Day and put this one up on Christmas Day. Thank you, Justin.

Justin asks, do dogs know they are dogs? Oh, shit. Yeah. So they think now you'll play. Now you'll play with me. Because I think if- No, they are dogs. You think about this and you think who gives a shit, but then you also think about Marma Duke, the dog who thinks he's a person. So if that, if he exists, he exists. Okay. Let's establish a baseline just for those people screaming at your podcast player, your Victrola or whatever. I think that dogs very clearly can see themselves and other dogs and humans and be like, we're definitely- Yeah. There's something different here. The question for me at least is, do they register like, well, those people own us. We are their pets. Well, I don't know if they go above.

I don't know if they go that far, but I do think they regard us as like the tall striders and the food god who reigns their benevolence down upon us. I feel like dogs know other dogs are dogs. Yeah. But they kind of feel bad for those guys. Look at all those guys that are owned by people and man, that must be a rough putt for them. I feel bad for dogs. I don't feel like dogs probably see themselves as small humans on four legs and then they see other dogs as dogs. Like there's an air of superiority. I feel like. Really? All dogs are kind of up their own butts a little bit. A little bit. Well, that would make a lot of- They aren't always trying to get up their own butts.

Yeah, that would explain it. You'd think that they, this is a tough one. Do you think they'd be bummed out or is this just the world that they know? What do you think they think of cats? Yeah, I mean, now we're really getting into it. Like, when the dog looks at a cat that lives in the house with them, is the cat like, yeah, me and the other humans just putting up with this thing? I think we can all agree that they do look at us as giant gods, as giant, like giant powerful figures, you know what I mean? Like they worship us unto a god. That's all striders. I actually think Griffin, you've really touched a nerve for me because this is

my problem with raccoons, is I spend so much time with dogs. Finally, we're getting to the horror. I know, let's really get down to it. I spend so much time with dogs who like very clearly recognize that I am a superior being. And then there's like a raccoon in my garbage. And I'm like, blah. And it looks at me like, fuck you. It just keeps doing what it's doing. I'm like, no, this is not how this is supposed to go. So raccoons know the raccoons, right? And they fucking don't recognize my divinity is what I'm saying. Right, exactly. So, yes, that's a good point. I think horses are, I think equally, I think horses are just ambivalent. Right. Like horses know their horses. And I think they're one of the few animals that are like,

yeah, I'm a fucking horse. Guess what? I just told you. So, and I think that they're totally fine with it. And I don't even think they would refer, I don't think they would think of us as gods at all. I think because they're taller than us and they have like way more legs, like twice as many. So, shoot. I think when we ride a horse, I think the horse is like, what a cool favor I'm doing. What about when a dog sees you on a horse? Now that's probably like, I don't know why all dogs don't just instinctively shit when they see that. Like, what do we even do? The one thing I had on them was I had four legs and now they have six. This would be, this would be essentially like seeing like God giving a, like a bigger God, a piggyback ride somehow. Like, I don't,

I don't even understand how that visual would pay. I bet the harder thing for dogs is when they see people get off a horse. Like, no, what are you doing? You just figured, no, what are you, are you crazy? Get back on there. What are you doing? Why would you ever get off? Do you think that when animals, we human beings have made such a big deal out of animal pairings and like weird animal pairings, but I guarantee that like most animals are just like, yep, you, me, yep. Like, horse is just a bigger dog. Dogs are just smaller horses. Travis, are you sure you haven't seen Zootopia? You got the message. You got it, dude. Like you've got, it's a great, you should watch it because you've already got

its good message in your heart. So. And I guess I don't need it. That's, that's how I look at movies. Do I already know that that thing is bad? I don't need that movie. I've got it. I already know to guard the galaxy. Thank you very much. I have a new segment on the show. Is it just another question or is it like a new? No, it's a new segment. I'm vended. It's called Guy Another Day and it's a Guy Fieri update. Just like checking in on Guy. Guy Fieri, see what he's into. All right. Wait, like minute by minute, like right now, what is he doing? No, just like when he does something notable. Okay. My wife sent me a quote from a real interview that Guy Fieri did with a vice property called Munchies and they asked him where flavor town was. Have you guys seen this? No, but

I would really like to make guesses as to his answers. Just fucking hold on for literally probably the quote of your life. Oh my god. This, I want this to be my yule too. Okay, here we go. On camera, I once said this pizza looks like a manhole cover in flavor town. I'm sorry. I know that's not the funny part of the clip, but I hadn't heard that one before. Willy Wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? So it's taking these iconic food items, these iconic food moments and giving them a home. They all live in flavor town. It's like one of those things in the matrix. You can only get down with flavor town if you believe in flavor town. I have people walk up to me and say, Hey, I'm a citizen of flavor town. I have people that want to pledge

to be a city council member of flavor town or the mechanic. It doesn't stop. Their names are Justin Travis and Griffin McAvoy. They email me every week. What would be the airline of flavor town? Wait, he said that? Wait, I'm reading the fucking quote. What would be his own statement about flavor town? He began to pose his own questions to flesh out the universe. What would be the airline of flavor town? The titles of the Star Wars movies in flavor town. Sausage airlines? It just doesn't stop. I just said it and many people heard it. Goes all the way to the top. Here's the fucking cherry on this bad boy. Of course, there's no flavor town unless you believe in it. Oh my God, you scared me so bad because of course I do. Like you scare me fucking really,

really bad for a second there guy. What do you think as long as we're going down this hypothetical road, Mr Fieri, what do you think mayoral elections are like in flavor town? Do you think it's based on who's most flavorful who can bring like protect the most flavor who can bring the most flavor from outside? So is it like I've traveled afar and I've brought you new flavors to flavor town or is like pizza the hut the mayor of flavor town? I think we get I think there's an electoral college system just on a very local hyper local level and then what I think that results in two candidates and then they have a buffalo wing eating contest. Do you think is what role does Mr Fieri play in the politics of the running of flavor town? Doesn't, doesn't, doesn't.

He fucking gave me Guy Fieri wondered into flavor town as one might wonder into Narnia and discovered it's dark secret. He was transformed by by a by a satyr and interesting and then he returned to us through through his magic pizza oven he climbed out of and he somebody was like what the fuck happened to your hair and face and body and he was like I don't know it got wild over there. These sunglasses are fused to the back of my head. Yeah and then those are covering the eyes that he uses to watch his back constantly in case flavor town comes for him because they do send they're called reclaimers and what they do is they escape they are given permission to walk in our world and if you speak of flavor town then they're they're hunting you they're basically

hunting people who can can let their secret be known but then why does Mr Fieri uh like why does he draw their wrath he could just stay quiet about flavor because he stole their fucking secrets because and also he's very good with his spark lance that's one of the weapons that he took from flavor town from the armory and when the reclaimers come for Guy Fieri uh he uses the spark lance that he stole from flavor town to defend himself and that's why it's a special that's why he must always be on the move moving from diner to drive in to dive never stopping never sleeping that's right that's why they play the sad incredible hulk music at the end of November if you say yeah drives and dives because he's on the way he's got to keep on the move because

they're always looking for this does make sense because I actually went to a restaurant not two days ago that had one of those like guys been here panels and and I always thought that was like because we're on the show and now I'm thinking maybe it's like a memorial plaque because like he finished filming and his duty and bought off like four reclaimers saved all of our lives yeah yeah if they see if you ever see one of those plaques just to stay near it for a while and eventually you'll see someone come in that looks like a predator made out of fettuccine alfredo yeah and that's a reclaimer that's what I want to say out of there it's just sorry a fettadir no no no no maybe it's made of feta would that be better it's not really it's so it's just guy in his hot rod

and his spark lance just driving from place to place just trying to find the secret that's going to get the the flavor town reclaimers off of his back and really the last final fantasy game was loosely based off of guy fietti's story um it was it's kind of like a cool crossover here's what the history books don't tell you there was actually a time at which flavor town and our world were one interesting and they actually were torn apart though there is a small like venn diagram overlap in the peace oven that mr fietti uses to travel betwixt the two planes now mr fietti is trying to draw them back into overlap that world was called the personal pangia right correct and so mr fietti is trying to pull the two worlds back into alignment but now the government of flavor

town realizes that if that happens they will lose all the control over their delicious citizens that they come to rely on and and really bask in so they're trying to stop the convergence the flavor converges the flavor singularity because it's gonna have if if he's unsuccessful it's gonna happen and we're gonna get like a shot of like a eight-year-old in iowa or something and she bites into a a a crisp a honey crisp apple and just fucking pizza sauce spills out of it and she's like mama something's wrong and then you look up into the sky and it's just noodles zesty noodles falling out well that's the thing is like right now everything you taste is maybe one percent of what the actual you die you would die you would die if you got if you got a fucking unfiltered

flavor town you would be destroyed this is like the giver right the only only mr fietti remembers flavor and he has to tell us about it because flavor has been removed from our lives but if this convergence happens the flood of flavor would knock your tongue out the back of your head yeah and i'm not speaking metaphorically here yeah it would knock your tongue the the secret is and the thing that they're really trying to keep him from is there is a tower that connects our world to flavor town yeah and in order to get to you have to follow they call them cream beams they're beams made of different cream sauces yeah and you can follow them to the tower that unites to the and the man he controls it all is the saucer and the

saucer the saucer is defends the cream beams but he also like tries to keep interlopers out you know so he has to sneak past the saucer to get into flavor town every time it's it's truly a miraculous tale when you really sit down and think about it if i can just stop for a second because we always forget to do this fucking tm tm tm well no hold on sorry we can't tm guy fairy i'm sorry fellas no we can't do that okay but it's fair use tm big giant head llc tm us don't steal this one this one's got this one's got cinematic potential this one this one's a movie this one's our money maker can we make we can finally retire on can we make a movie about the saucer who controls the all pillar that connects our world to flavor town and our our kotet across the cream beams

without including mr fieri at all because i don't i don't actually know that that would be a good hang i feel like the story is bigger than him at this point yes you know i feel like you know i if he won't get on board somebody will well name our main character on the line he fiery oh that's good listen if we're gonna fund this film we're gonna need some outside investment and just as to get that kick started uh let's head on over to the money zone do you want to shave your goatee sure we all do hi i'm travis backroy speaking specifically to guy fieri now this week we're sponsored by harry's mr fieri i really think this may be the product for you that pesky facial hair you've tried everything you've tried clippers you've

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my brother blue apron a better way to cook i got a message for valley and it's from david it says hey valley hello i'm talking to you right now valley i am in fact speaking to you from inside the mouth of a mackerel brother i'm a disturbing image i have to say it feels pretty good in here happy birthday valley i hope you have a good day and that your tentacles can continue to creep into all sorts of places over the next year you are absolutely amazing well this goes on so this goes to some places that went yeah that took my mouth some places i don't like the idea that i'm in a tom and tom controlled by in like a meet dave scenario but that is fine happy um happy birthday valley it's a birthday one that one was by me by the way no one could no one made me do that

um i have a message for daniel and it's from your older sister julia who says happiest birthday to my fourth favorite brother thanks for infecting me with mabimbam mania you're one of the smartest and funniest people i know and you have excellent taste in podcast motorcycles tattoos and music i don't know why that has a right now yeah uh only a few more years until we're in a nursing home together day drinking and wearing diapers that's the dream i love you very much you know griffin you you want a very recent episode of rose buddies talked about how like the different uh the different jumbotrons for each show had their own kind of like themes you know and like with rose buddies it's like all about love and adventure zone it's all dnd

groups yeah and my brother my brother and me we have a recurring like gentle insult thing that happened like you're my fourth favorite brother and you have tentacles it's good natured ribbing but it's also like psychosexual control over us and like the glee that people feel like i'm making a macaroy say stuff feels good in this soft mouth it's very upsetting that's i mean yeah thank you for your support thank you for your support our mouths you can go to maximumfund.org forward slash jumbotron and then cry because there's nothing yeah for not this year you can weep and gnash your teeth the dead pilot society podcast brings you hilarious comedy pilots that were never made featuring actors like aubrey plaza andy rickter paul f tompkins john hodgeman

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i noticed a horseback riding trophy on his dresser and asked him about it he said that as a youth he did trick riding and could even do handstands while the horse is in motion when asked to do a handstand he refused saying it's easier to do on a horse brothers this is my new boyfriend a liar how can i get him to back up his claims of sick tricks that's from riding high or hiding lies in king's country county king's county ah damn it it's i got so excited because you said you're dating your longtime friend i'm in my mind i was just like oh what a love but then this is a this is a pretty big lie like this is a pretty major lie and it shows it tells you that this person is willing to lie about in if they'll lie about this the lie about literally anything for fun

but they do have our trophy okay i will not deny the fact that it is possible to handstand while riding on a horse i think it's going to require a pretty fucking good jockey and a pretty fucking good horse a broad a broad horse that has a little flat back a real flat back to literal pommel horse is what we're talking about here um is it easier to do that on the ground that doesn't have shifting meat and bones inside of it no no no no no of course not no it's counter point counter point counter point count this is gonna have to be a fucking pretty good counter point perhaps this boyfriend from birth was only trained to handstand on a horse they have never done it on a flat surface before that is so it's like they've only like maybe they're maybe he's from

a family of fucking trick riders because otherwise how do you accidentally get into it how if your family is not horse people do you at like six be like mom dad parents folks i want a trick ride and Travis i love you and i and i know this is all for the joke and it's a joke show full of goose and spoofs there's no reality in which the first time you try a handstand it's on a horse that simply does not cannot be done it can't be right you're right you're right a pony you have to grow up together to establish that trust thank you Justin you are right at two years old you had a new foal you handstand on the foal you died and the pony died the pony is i think i think if you try to do a handstand on a pony and you die i think the pony is also sort of summarily killed i think the

pony is also destroyed you killed my boy you weak back baby horse it's just not it can't be done it's not okay the two things that bother me the rest of this one he is objectively lied by saying it's easier on a horse that is that's a lie good on you for your lie detector going off as far as proof there is no reality in which if i did a handstand on a horse i would not be wearing a shirt that says take your fucking phone out and get ready to take a picture of this sick shit i'm about to do everybody would be ready to take a picture of me doing a handstand on a horse if i was about to do that absolutely there would be pictures alternate theory alternate theory i have now this boyfriend is hiding a traumatic handstand horse event

similar to they're all traumatic they're ultra there's been there's been tops four non-traumatic handstand horse activities in the king killer chronicles when it's like both doesn't do magic anymore it doesn't play music and we're all like what happened yeah but why in book three of your relationship book one was longtime friends but two boyfriend book three in book three of your relationship with this person you're gonna find out what happened and oh it's gonna be so it's listen so good i don't want to build this up i don't want to give you false hope it's gonna be the sickest story you've ever heard it doesn't matter how long it takes book three of your relationship to come out it could be take your time the horse handstand petrographis take

your time and polish it up get it ready get it ready for us but but it's gonna be the fucking sickest shit ever now in the meantime don't press your your your partner too hard here because the this this third silence is his you can't you he'll give you the story when he's ready for it i but it's gonna be but it's gonna be incredible incredible do you guys want to y'all yes please yes um this one well there's another one that's like a fight give me a name for a thing but i feel like we well we didn't really do that with the genes because you fellas didn't really want to play along you didn't play my game let's just do this one maybe i'll do two more uh this one's from earham wisessa thank you earham it's by yahoo answers user they are

anonymous so i'm gonna say also joey joey is very a very curious young man joey asks what's a good name for a posh all boys school pesto pants travis god salty slacks i fucking can't believe you guys okay a good name for a fancy boy boy school like if you are wait was it posh or fancy posh all boys school if you're about to become the headmaster of i think that i think that that's i think we can all agree that's the dream how about professor xavier's school for okay kids and you can go and you can still get the patch and yes we do have um a cool futuristic jet but how about just the kids are just kind of okay how about lord zachery quillington's institute for refinement and math also math also math well maths maths if we're gonna make if we're

gonna get fancy on fancy how about benedict cummerbatch's home for sharp-faced boys welcome so glad you could join us is that him i'm benedict cummerbatch you doughy faced young man how did you get in get this dough boy out round features i shall leave you in the competent hands of my co-teacher eddie redmayne and then eddie raneman just kind of like morphs out of him they just sort of like cellularly divide and then they're um our sister till the swinter yes all of yeah excellent take yourself to brennan gleason school for round boys that's where you belong at brennan's institute of ill repute though fucking when that dodgeball game happens that's exactly what i was about to say

this fucking go kart race yes and think of the hilarious like one of the sharp faced boys to tip by ball ball deflates ball deflates that's solid fucking great i don't mean we don't we're done no need no need to go further into this one yeah that's part that's great we answered that we helped that person we helped someone a little bit of college dorm and an improv group recently every night no that's too much improv that's too much of it it's too much the prom take it from somebody who tried to do that for three weeks straight making a tv show it's too much you can't do that money all of it the problem is their improv is really bad i used to use the common room to cook dinner for myself but it's hard to focus on cooking

the food that i need to live while they're literally rolling around the ground in front of me these are people that i need to face in class the next day how can i cope that's from just hungry in baltimore oh fucking shit that's a legit problem at what point if one is constantly doing improv does that differ from just living your life every day whoa whoa wait what what well because like every day that sounded insightful and then my other brain is like yeah your left load was like no no no that was dumb no that didn't make any sense but what i'm saying is if you walk into these people doing this every day and you leave and they're still doing it how do you know that they're like doing an event and that this is just not the way they've chosen to live their

lives it doesn't fucking matter i'm trying to make a fucking i'm trying to make my spaghetti over here can can you can you not you just bumped into me doing a little skit about like how how you guys are are shoveling coal into a train engine oh you fucking punched me while you were doing that why are you doing improv right fucking next to me while i'm trying to live my life you know they're so desperate for inputs and prompts that they're definitely gonna incorporate hey luigi uh oh my god the sauce over here i've got to put the pepper in it like can you just not can you please please oh oh instant ramen again uh oh i don't know what i'm doing but michael you don't need to do that voice right now you're right you're right problem with cooking your your dinner is every night

you have to come equip with uh a readily available uh place career and funny situation just call it out anybody anybody i'm the only one here it's like the weirdest three billy goats grow like answer me these riddles three a place a profession and a food this stinks maybe this is like their answer to improv anywhere and this is like improv in one specific place forever improv where you are here improv here now now here improv where jim is making spaghetti improv at jim just don't improv should be i get uncomfortable with the improv jim proff fucking shit i get uncomfortable with the improv everywhere stuff because it's like improv should be a thing that i agree to i am i'm going to go to an improv tonight i i said while living in chicago not so much here in austin

tonight i will go to an improv and i would go to it it cannot come to me because i'm doing other things right now i don't have time for you improv i don't oh time to watch the season finale of lost are you sure ding dong cuckoo cuckoo uh oh so many feed that duck stop it stop i gotta know what happens to Sawyer uh oh my toilet's broke i've got it don't worry about it stop he's stabbing me he's stabbing me ah no i'm not stabbing you i'm i'm improv can you not do this i'm in a movie with my with my kid we're seeing trolls too can you fucking please not do this in the movies right now excuse me sir i'd like to see your ticket or else i'll have to kick you off the train stop it it's rain it's not a train i'm a

trolls too with my kid please uh oh you gotta take this and turn it to your advantage if you're like oh i can't wait to see trolls too but i'm not able to go tonight you know then you go to the common room and you just shout out like trolls too then you're just like that's good can you guys do how you think trolls too goes let me let me walk you through trolls one okay so the bergens have to eat trolls to be happy now get comfortable there's a lot of twists and turns i don't see anybody taking notes uh folks that's gonna do it for us on our improv show what about doing my brother and me if you do improv i hope i didn't upset you just then never did it don't quite understand the craft i know it's not all people doing make make believe um professions on each other but yes there's heralds

involved i know that yeah yeah that's part of it uh anyway thank you for for listening um so we've got a tv show now uh it's on a service called siso you can get siso at siso.com that's s-e-e-s-o dot com uh they got a free week so you can go check it out and see what you think there's a ton of great stuff on there and i think you're just gonna uh go gaga over it besides our show but in in addition to our what sorry i was gonna say if you've already checked it out and you're like oh i watched the show we just put up uh a like a deleted scenes and like an eight minute blooper reel for the first episode and there's gonna be more of that coming so even though like all six episodes went up on the same day there's gonna be more bonus content coming out periodically yeah

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we're involved in um i just made it squarespace is not a sponsor this week but i made it i made my own website in squarespace over the weekend so if you just so good griffin thank you travis great website well it looks so good that it made me uh feel like i need to update travis macroi dot com at griffin macroi dot com for a long time was just uh referring to my tumblr that i never fucking used and i it was embarrassing so and just the macroi dot com is for a canadian reporter i believe do you have dot org uh yeah he got he got to the dot com um we haven't talked about that recently but um i don't really appreciate him doing i think dot org might be available uh or dot pizza i should get i used to have a wet i did have a website you have one for a bit though

yeah i had one for a grip i mean i have my wordpress yeah it's weird but i don't know it's weird anyway um don't update the wordpress either so don't go hunting for it uh um except on christmas apparently updated during christmas time with my favorite playlist i'm looking at it now that's all i have it's just christmas playlist um that is uh that's all of our show there's no more of the show so okay this is the end of it here's a final yahoo from jeffrey corbella thank you jeffrey it's yahoo answers user please just give me one fucking okay uh artur artur usa's key oh man i don't know thank you whatever your name is asks i'm a fan of kevin costner can any of you beat that hahahaha my name is just a macaroy i'm charles macaroy i'm griffin macaroy

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