My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 349: Face 2 Face: Remembering How to Do Live Shows in Portland
Episode Date: April 3, 2017Listen in to our nearly two-hour-long live show in beautiful Portland, Ore., which we performed after not doing a live show for over six months. It was also our first live show using lavalier mics, wh...ich led to a lot of what we in the comedy industry like to call "working the room." Suggested talking points: Identity Coupon, Magic Fight, JRMY, Bespoke Munch Squad, Plane Refund, Cyberpiracy, Orgasm Howl, Dick Pic Pokedex, Toot Hypnosis, Dr. Dr., Pee Encounters, Interruptions
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Well, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to what I can only assume is the beginning of
the downturn of my brother Michael.
I'm so glad you could be here for the apex of our program.
I'll be after which that, listen, I've seen a lot of behind the music.
This is what they show just before and shortly after, like, as we're walking upstage,
Travis will be like, you know what, I've always wanted to try math.
We, uh, we realized when we were just backstage that we hadn't done one of these in six months.
And so, uh, like my body, like my nervous system didn't know how to react to this many people
all essentially yelling at me very loud.
And so like my fighter, my fighter flight response actually kicked in and I tapped my chest
and that wasn't like, oh, thank you.
I'm so honored.
It was like, my heart is like fucking racing right now with a short, with a small tonal shift.
We would have had to leave.
I know there's like a, like a weird part of my brain that's like, you need to get the fuck at it.
Uh, first off, can I get a little more monitor?
I don't know what that means, but I like to say it every time.
Uh, secondly, welcome to my brother.
My brother made an advice show for the Machinera.
I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy.
I'm your middle is brother, Travis Patrick McElroy.
Drop it.
And I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 media luminary.
This, uh, like the land miners emerging from, from a six month long slumber.
We have returned and that's going to do it for us.
We want to say thank you to John Roderick, this little, this little Mariah Carey headset thing
that they're talking about that.
Yeah, we'll talk about that.
They actually send you this when you get 30 under 30.
Because you know, you can do your Ted talk.
As soon as you know, imagine this.
So here's the, here's the really special thing about tonight's show
that I'm so excited about that you won't be, but we really were.
Because it didn't ever occur to us.
Watch this.
You ready?
We can stand up.
I could do the whole show from back here.
Where's Travis?
They wonder.
So we can just kind of, if energy is flagging, we could just sort of like get up around the stage,
like Def Comedy Jam and just like get, get some, we won't do that much.
Yeah, we'll immediately forget we could do it.
And as long as we're like taking people behind the, behind the curtain, like, uh,
we all have just like children's bladders.
And so this technology may actually allow us to run to the zone.
And still participate in our communal comedy.
Leave the bathroom door open.
I'll hear the japes.
Oh man, I really am a little, I'm a little freaked out right now.
We've also, we've also had a lot of sugar today.
Yeah, we have had both booty donuts and blue star donuts.
And you said I couldn't do local references.
I did it.
I mean, you did successfully name two donut places here.
Thank you.
Now I'm doing the slow carb thing.
So on the, the Saturdays, I get to just like eat like a garbage person.
And this is my first one.
So I was so excited.
Like I was literally woke up first thing this morning and just like,
we need to walk to get donuts and Travis and I walked 20 minutes in the rain to go get donuts.
It's worth it too.
Should we start doing the thing we do on the podcast?
My brother, my brother, and we have so much time without the open.
I just want to spend a minute with them.
Yeah.
We don't have an opener.
So we were hoping if it's okay with you all, extra long, extra weird, is that?
Okay.
Now let's hold on.
The other thing is we say weird a lot.
I'm not trying to curry local favor.
I know that would be like the whack.
Like I don't get, when we do a show at Boston, I'm like,
not like this show is going to have extra beans like that.
Like it's, it's Portland known for being weird and remaining.
So yeah.
Interesting.
It's like the old slogan, keep Boston beans.
On this show, we take your questions and we turn them alchemy like into wisdom.
We are going to do questions from the audience, probably a lot of them,
since we have a lot of time to kill.
So we'll do a good amount.
I don't want to over promise.
I'd rather under promise and over.
But we do have the one rule.
Does everyone know what the audience question rule is?
That's right.
No, no danger of that one.
That's some, some, some like weird podcast angel just got its wings.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
Questions and podcasts.
We can't go six months without doing these again.
I literally, it's like learning to walk again.
Please be patient with us.
We'll cut out the bad parts and only you will experience.
If I'm worth, so here's the thing.
No.
If I'm working as a cashier, why did I stand up?
If I'm working,
now standing and I'm getting very nervous sitting down.
If I'm working, oh, we should mention,
we've still got to post this.
We can't do a lot of visual humor like this.
They don't have to know this is just for them.
Okay.
If you, if they laugh and you don't know why,
get your feet off the couch.
That's vegan leather.
It really is.
That's not a Portland knot.
How do I get out of this bit?
You know, okay.
So here's the first question.
If I'm working as a cashier and someone hands me their credit card
and the card has a cool picture of their family or their dog or something on it,
is it cool if I just take a sec to scope it out in front of them?
Is it more rude to completely ignore it
after they've gone through all the trouble of getting a custom card like that?
If I look, should I react and give them a thumbs up or something?
Maybe I could say something like nice family and dog.
That's from not stealing your credit card information,
just checking out that cool family and dog in Portland.
Are you here?
You're here.
Didn't make it.
Oh, no.
Is there a way to say the two words nice family without it sounding like a threat?
Yeah, yeah.
Like you're in fucking case fear.
Yeah, nice family.
That only ends with it'd be a shame if something happened.
I didn't know that you could get this first thing that I want to address
is I didn't know you could get custom cards printed because if so,
you know I'm going to get a hologram, a Charizard or Blastoise on there.
Um, and then like that's good because like you go to Chipotle or whatever
and you can purchase your goods, but also if you're if you're losing the big game.
Wouldn't it be way cooler with Pikachu though?
Because everybody loves Pikachu, right?
Of the Pokemon, he's probably the best one, wouldn't you say?
Griffin, don't you agree that Pikachu?
You're about to make me pop off on this stage right now.
I'm just curious what you think about Pikachu.
He's he's fine.
He's fine.
He's good for what he is.
He's probably the best.
Probably no Pokemon graffiti middle fight.
All right, fine.
Okay.
He evolves into Raichu.
He has a better form.
Like he has a he has an older brother who's better.
They're not even acknowledging that older brothers are better.
Thank you.
They do if they have better stats and better attacks.
You know, I hadn't really thought about it before, but if you do get a custom picture
of your family and or cool dog on your credit card, what you are basically saying is
I'd like to bring discussions of how my family looks into transactions.
I would like the person I'm transacting with to get a good look at my family's on.
This is a good point, Justin.
Who are these human beings who are trying to extend transactions with cashiers?
Yeah, I need a talking point.
None of these three.
Yeah, maybe it's somebody put some fucking fun trivia on it and give us something to discuss.
Maybe it's somebody who makes a lot of really like unwise, uh, irresponsible purchases.
So they're like a fucking speed boat yet.
Rex would hate a speed boat.
Rex would hate a speed boat.
He's afraid of the dang things.
Unless it's just a picture of your daughter in a cabin's cap flipping you off.
She would actually, she thinks Molly knows how to party.
I should get this vote for her.
She should get the speed boat.
Do you think, do you think if you go to the trouble of getting a custom card made,
you, you want people to skip it?
Absolutely.
Like if you handed it to them, they went, no.
And like, wait, they're like, uh, excuse me?
What do you think of my family?
Now listen, if you do, here's the thing though.
If you look at the card, you have to say something.
Yeah.
Like you can't just pass it out.
You can't look and just, okay, a family.
Interesting.
Side note, why do people want to make it so easy to steal their ID?
Yeah.
I was just thinking that what you've created here is like a little coupon to your identity.
Right.
Here's what, here's my number to all my money.
Here's what all my family looks like.
You could see we're standing in front of our home.
That's our address.
And this is how small the dog is guarding that home.
Yeah.
Right.
Everybody's wearing a t-shirt that has a design that explains their greatest fear on it.
Right.
And right below that, there's social security numbers.
So you can just steal my whole family's identity if you want.
Enjoy.
Enjoy my family's identity.
Do you guys want to know who?
It's up to them.
What happens if you lose that credit card?
I'm just looking forward to that call.
Like, could I get a new family, please?
This one was sent in by Zoe Kinski.
Right in high, Zoe Kinski.
It is right in high, right?
I need to sit down and really write all these.
I feel so bad, but there's like,
we've come up with so many honorifics at this point.
Thank you, Zoe.
It's Yahoo Answers user.
The website is bad.
We'll refresh it.
Oh god, why did I refresh it?
Last time this happened, I lost the website.
Oh, shit.
Everybody turn off the Wi-Fi.
Okay, I can't, it's just a funny name.
Justin, go.
Daaaw.
Daaaw asks.
I had a funny second half, but you'll never hear it.
If David Blaine and Chris Angel got into a fight.
How horny would I get?
How would the fight play out?
Who cares who wins?
I care very much.
No matter who wins, we lose.
How does the question, how would it play out,
not factor in who wins?
Yeah, I just want to know if illusions would be used,
or if they would just go for straight punching.
If they would go for just straight punching and hair pulling,
tell me your opinions.
Hold on.
This reason is fantasizing about a fight between two magicians
in which they just punch each other.
Yeah, you just want to see them kick their asses.
Um, it would be like...
Casparov vs. Deep Blue.
If these two got into a fucking punch fight.
Um, is this basically the plot of Incredible Burt Wonderstone?
Because I haven't seen it.
Travis, please break this down.
It is.
Largely the plot of...
Oh shit, it actually kind of is actually a little bit literally.
Have you watched it too?
Jacuzes.
We'll talk after the show.
Scandalized.
I didn't realize you were a wonderhead.
Illusions are hard.
It's hard in this day and age to...
We have magic computers, etc., etc., in our hands.
You know, science, magic, indistinguishable, you know.
It's all, it's, yeah.
You know, the gold quote.
Illusions are hard.
I find it hard.
I find it hard.
Gold quote.
Illusions are hard.
By Gerald R. Tolkien.
These little phones, man.
Did you say Gerald Tolkien?
By Gerald Tolkien.
Gerald Tolkien, Seth.
These phones, man.
It's like magic.
Crazy.
When I did Gandalf, I was like, phones, man.
What?
No, that's how I'm trying to get at.
The point I'm trying to get at is,
illusions are really hard to do.
I think the challenge is increased exponentially
if someone is fighting you to make them less impressive.
Yeah.
Just stop punching me for one second.
Stop punching.
What's this?
I'm literally thinking about David Blaine
like running a loop over a woman and Chris Angel's like,
she's not floating, it's a hook.
Or you can't see it.
Or Chris Angel just runs in
and just fucking slaps the rope away.
Right.
He's like, I'm going to bite this quarter and say,
hey, come on, stop.
Come on.
I'm going to put this cigarette through my hand.
Stop, no.
If David Blaine paid someone to suck all the oxygen out
of the room, he would have a definite increase in vantage.
I mean, it's just science.
He trained himself to hold his breath for eight minutes
underwater.
Ah, I see.
If the oxygen shot of the room,
Chris Angel's blacked out on the floor,
which is a thing, it wasn't a room at all.
It was actually the outdoors, mind-free.
See, that's the trick.
That's the trick.
It's like I've created a prison of ice.
Neither of us will be able to own.
Are we outside of the prison of ice?
Boom.
Oh, I lavaliered my lavalier off.
Really got to clip this bad boy on.
Yeah.
Really pinching around the whole thing.
I think David Copperfield should show up
and shoot him with a shotgun.
What's up?
I'm very old and I'm out the game.
Pop, dead.
I made an airplane disappear.
Why can't I make you two pop, pop, pop?
Just because, hold on,
just because David Copperfield's not doing specials anymore,
it doesn't mean he doesn't still do magic.
I don't think he's out of the game.
Yeah, we're doing him a disservice
by suggesting he would murder people with guns
and not with his magic.
He can, he can fly.
Okay.
Let's cut him a little bit of slack.
No one knows that we did that still.
Yeah.
That one time when he got mugged, he did magic.
He palmed his own watch.
You heard that?
Somebody said, yeah, so.
He got mugged, he got mugged, and while he was getting mugged,
he palmed his own watch.
So they wouldn't steal it.
So the person with him still got mugged.
The person with him got mugged.
But he was like,
Voo, David Copperfield helps those who help them, too.
Geez, Dave, thanks, bud.
I had my grandma's ring.
He couldn't have palmed that one, too, huh?
Don't get greedy, Madeleine.
Dave's like, Madeleine, how did you make out?
I kept him a watch.
Because of my trickery.
Hey, and I kept your watch.
But it's fine now.
Hey, Madeleine, Madeleine, what time is it?
Time for you to learn how to do magic.
I guess.
I bet that David Copperfield immediately called his parents
and were like, you said this would never come in handy.
Okay, how about another question?
Yes, please.
Hi, brothers.
Hi.
Hi.
I've been having an issue ever since my boyfriend and I
started cohabitating.
He scares the shit out of me.
Bad start?
Not on purpose.
Just when he comes home or walks into the room
after taking a shower.
He's tried saying, hey, as a warning.
Or being a bit, or being a bit noisier,
unlocking the door.
But I'm often cooking or listening to a podcast.
Oh, thank you.
And you usually jump from fear.
Help me, brothers.
What can he do to make his injuries less frightening?
And that's from Scared in Seattle.
Okay, hold on.
Scared in Seattle, you're here.
Okay, yeah.
Hi.
Does your boyfriend have like an old tiny organ
that he plays like a spooky stinger?
Or like, meh.
Hello.
Are you dating Slender Man?
Harvey Slender Man.
Nice to meet you.
I'm an accountant.
I struggle with this a lot
because I spend a lot of time editing podcasts
and so I've always got the old cans on.
And I have YouTube bozos just like,
boop boop boop, bonafar, bonafar, bonafar,
bonafar, just barking in my ears.
And then when Rachel wants to get my attention,
there's no good way to do it that doesn't spook me terribly.
Could you tie a bell around your boyfriend?
It's a little dehumanizing, but I mean,
I'd rather you not get scared.
And to be fair, your boyfriend's jangling his keys
and saying, hey, he's gone half the way.
Maybe you meet him halfway,
you get like a Bluetooth speaker
and you don't wear headphones.
You could try learning Taekwondo,
then you'd be anticipating an attack.
At every moment, you'd be praying
that someone tries to make a move on you
because you're a weapon.
I've got an idea that I've been developing
for four seconds now.
That's for an app.
And the app is called J-R-M-Y, Jeremy.
And it's for Jeremy, the boy I'm assuming.
What's your name?
Matt's already four letters, so that's no good.
Yeah.
Jeremy's probably an app called Matt,
so let's see what Jeremy for right now.
Jeremy, it's called Jeremy.
And you use it and you're gonna,
this is not Matt, not good for him,
but I'll have to be tagged somehow.
Or if I be.
Maybe he carries an Amiibo with him all the time.
He always has an Amiibo on him.
And when he comes in the door,
your Jeremy app is always running,
and it's like, Jeremy's home.
And it like, lets you know,
because it knows that he's close because the tag is...
Push notification.
Push notification.
Like, you're listening to podcasts,
and it's like, fart boner hi,
McRoy's listening to all our shows,
we're sellouts.
And then like, you get like, Jeremy's home,
and you know like, to be ready.
Maybe one butt in, one butt out.
Or what if, okay, I'm gonna take that,
let me throw this out.
What if I just constantly let you know
when Jeremy wasn't home?
And if it's, if it's not notifying you,
that means he is home.
Yeah.
So you're listening to our family of incredible products.
But there's also a fourth...
Jeremy's not home.
Jeremy's not home.
Jeremy's not home.
Jeremy's not home.
Jeremy's not home.
Jeremy defences moves.
Voltron, forward it.
Also, you should get Voltron to protect you.
Because then you never be,
what fear needs someone with Voltron at their side.
He's made of five lions.
What if he had a body man?
Think about it.
If he had his own like, you know,
like Dule Hill was for President Barlett,
you could have somebody who like,
enters the room before and is like,
Jeremy's gonna do it.
There's still gonna be scared.
That's not, it's not Jeremy himself.
What if it said it was a hype man
that you heard coming a mile away.
Jeremy!
Jeremy!
Oh shit!
Jeremy's here!
Just ringing a cowbell like,
who's in the house?
Jeremy!
No, I mean literally, he's in the house.
I'll be back in the morning.
You guys stay in the same room, please.
What if you hung Christmas lights all over,
like in Stranger Things,
and then when Jeremy gets home,
he just flicks him up and down,
and that's it.
That's the most practical one, I think.
That's practical.
And also it's festive and nice.
Except around Christmas,
and it's like, stop it, Jeremy!
You're disrupting the spirit.
Yahoo!
Another Yahoo?
This one was sending,
all right.
I mean, it's a bad company.
You don't have to cheer for Yahoo.
They provide a good, oh, yeah, okay.
You have a haunted doll down there
in the front row,
and it's freaking me out,
not because it's a haunted doll.
I keep thinking it's a baby,
that you're just like,
look at these three goofing.
Someday, darling.
I just keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye,
and it's freaking me out.
Yeah.
You can even lower it out of eyesight,
if you want to see it.
It's your seat.
You can do whatever you want with it, but...
Griffin, are you ready?
Yeah, I just lost...
I lost the website, unfortunately.
Yeah, no, it's almost like
it's a really fucking bad website
that I'm gonna dance on,
it's fucking grave when Yahoo's gone.
When Yahoo's gone,
I will do a dance on its grave.
Do you need some filler?
No, I'll just read another one,
but that one's just got eaten.
Can you get it back?
It's gone, that's what I'm saying.
Rachel, I wasn't.
I'll try to remember it.
No, I'll forget it.
How about this one instead?
It was sent in by Rachel Rosen.
Can you hear Rachel?
Thank you, Rachel.
It's from Yahoo Answers user.
It's probably not gonna load.
Oh, Ronaldo!
It loaded something!
Fucking toilet website.
I'm gonna get that other tab back.
Ronaldo asks,
What would happen if I pinched a police officer
for not wearing green today?
I don't have that instinct
where I look at a police officer and think,
I wonder how much stuff I could get away with
doing to and on them.
Yeah.
What would they let me get away with?
I mean, the answer is you're a white man,
so pretty much whatever you want.
But!
But!
Whoa, commentary!
Whoa!
Oh, shit, there he goes!
Sammy's getting fired up!
He's getting political!
I didn't think that one was worth a laugh.
He's going back to his seats.
But when you feel bad if you pinch that cop
and he turned around
and he had like a green lapel pin on?
Oh, boy, oh, I did my parts.
Oh, no, it's not.
Oh, nothing to see.
Nothing to pinch here.
Nothing to pinch here?
Oh, lady, lady, lady.
My grandmother.
No, no, no, no, no!
It's cool.
We're Irish.
It's fine, it's cool.
It's a vibe.
It's fine.
Oh, Delilah!
Oh, Delilah?
What's going on?
You didn't pinch me.
You pinched me, Denny boy.
We're Irish.
You can tell by our accents.
Yeah.
Our very good accents.
Grimmin, you didn't do one.
Do one?
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I need you to do one.
We all need to be in this.
Yeah.
Tora lura lura.
You pinched me good.
I deserve that one, didn't I, laddie?
How about that?
Tora lura lura.
Have you ever wanted to change your fate?
That was brave.
That's Scottish.
Yeah.
It's a quote from the movie Brave,
Pixar's best movie.
Come at me!
Yeah, it's just okay.
Her family turns into bears.
Like, what the fuck, guys?
Like, you had a good movie?
And I was like, my family's bears.
Like, what?
Everyone's super worried about mom.
The children are bears.
The kids are bears and they're like having fun.
They could, like, kill a guy.
And it's like, oh, my brothers.
They killed a guy.
Mama mia.
Mama mia.
Who's actually got away from you?
I'm going to pinch a cop.
I am.
Next cop I see is not wearing green.
I don't care what day that we get this.
I want to pinch him.
Is it illegal?
Who's the bigger Christian?
Is it illegal to pinch a cop?
Somebody say yes.
This is a comedy show.
Yeah.
We don't need air tickets.
Yeah.
Thanks, Matt.
Thanks, Matlock.
We'll be the love here.
I mean, is it legal to pinch anybody?
I didn't wear green yesterday at all.
And I traveled.
I was on an airplane.
And I saw lots of people wearing lots of green.
And I thought, am I going to get pinched?
And I thought, no, I'm a 29-year-old man.
Like, nobody's going to walk up to me.
And I'm like, boop.
Gotcha.
Looks like we're going to see that special color on you.
The mood I'm in while I'm traveling,
I would leap in the air and spin kick them.
Like, I have no patience.
Yeah.
I'm always, like, on high alert.
Yeah.
High alert.
I'm ready for anything.
One other question?
Yeah.
Don't pinch it.
Just like don't pinch a cop, I guess.
Just don't pinch anybody?
I guess the one teachable moment we have from this
is probably don't pinch a cop.
Or you'll get pinched.
No, no, no, no.
That got in the pause break.
That got, like, a bad golf drive applause.
I'll take it.
How proud do you think I am that I won't accept that?
He, he, he, he wanged that one, but it's Jack Nicholas, so.
Did I say the right one?
I don't know!
I kid Jack Nicholas and Nicholas.
Somebody said no.
Is it Nicholas or Nicholas...
Nicholas Stain?
No, no, that one.
This June I'm heada
It's weird.
God jesus!
Hold on, let me try!
Hey, there's a mess up.
This June I'm had a
Yeah.
Do you need me to de-drag it?
Is it?
Yeah.
Is it?
Yeah.
Even if I...
If you could try to read...
Just start with a third one.
Third question.
This June, I'm headed to...
Keep going, just keep going.
This June, I'm headed to...
I want a munch!
One!
One, two, munch!
One!
Welcome to Munch Squad, the show we're going to show.
I'm really excited.
This is a very new...
This is a very new take on Munch Squad.
Not new, precisely,
but I owe this one to Matt.
Matt's an Australian
who saw the thing that we're about to
talk about, which is
the Chicken Parmy
from Ginny's, and it's a pie.
From who's?
It's Ginny's Chicken Parmy.
Who's Ginny's?
I'm going to show...
You all won't be able to see this very well.
But this is the chicken...
For those of you at home,
it looks like it's screaming.
Yeah.
It looks like a screaming pie.
It looks like if you cut
a chicken pie in half,
and the pie yelled at being cut
in half. How could you?
No!
Well, he's Australian, so he'd be like,
Gore Blimey, how could you?
Lidy-dy-dy-dy.
It's Gore, we're Australians.
So, listen.
Listen!
You can get this one at Jester's.
What is it? Ginny's or Jester's?
Ginny's Pie at Jester's.
It's Ginny's...
Just shut up.
Let me do my podcast.
My great award-winning
podcast, Munch Squad,
within your podcast.
We printed out this small space for you.
The small retail space
in the corner of this door.
So, okay.
So, Matt's an Australian, and Matt saw this
pie, and he was like,
that's a Munch Squad right there.
But there was no press release, so Matt
emailed the franchise e-manager
and said, hi. What?
I need a press release about your chicken
parmig.
So, wait.
This is our first bespoke Munch Squad.
So, this is the
like, PR blast
of this press release. Yeah.
This is the first sort of... I'm announcing
the chicken parmig everyone.
Here's the reason it's called Ginny's, okay?
This is a statewide
Jester's Pie competition.
And
Jen Bogg
was the creator of it, okay?
And
Jen Bogg from Waikiki has won
a statewide Jester's Pie competition
with her yummy chicken parmi pie.
The soup
pie star. Stop it.
That's not...
That doesn't sound like the thing you want...
That was a soup designing competition.
I could meet you halfway, but no,
it's soup pie star competition
called on members of the public
to create a new and unique pie flavor
and fucking mission accomplished, I guess.
To be sold in
Jester's stores across WA.
I'm assuming that's western Australia,
is that safe? Yeah.
No, it's...
Hey, context clues. Come on, y'all.
Come on, y'all. I said Australia, alright?
They're really gonna like this one
in the other country, aren't they?
In that one specific northwestern state?
We're...
Australia, we're exporting our pies to Washington.
As a joke.
Yeah, it's a bad pie, mate.
We made it as a joke for Washington.
Uh, Miss Bogg
went out of almost 2,000 entries
with about 400 votes
for her parmi pie recipe.
It's not very many. It's not impressive.
Sorry. Sorry. I don't want to be mean,
but was that on internet? Because there's a lot of folks.
Considering there were 2,000 entrants,
you have to assume most of you were voting for their own pies.
And 400 people were like,
no, that's actually better than mine.
What are the other pies in that game?
Just in mothballs.
Yeah. An old soup in a pie.
Hey, so here's the quote.
Here's the quote from Jenny.
I know you're wondering,
how did you come up with this...
this pie?
She says, I love chicken parmies.
Yeah. And I love pies.
Yeah.
All right.
What better way to bring my two loves together
than by combining them? No.
I love my kid, and I love bourbon.
I also love to cook.
But I'm pretty accident prone in the kitchen.
I thought you were saying you love your kid
and you love bourbon and you love to cook.
No. The quote is,
I also love to cook.
But I'm pretty accident prone in the kitchen.
This is an accident, so good job.
Good job describing.
And I thought I would
leave the cooking to gestures
and just sit back and enjoy the new flavor.
So she doesn't want to make her own line
of chicken parmies that she could sell.
Right.
She made... this is made...
What's in it?
Crumbled chicken breast.
That's a bad start.
That's not among the things
I want chicken to do.
It's not supposed to do that.
They probably mean...
That's probably Australian for it. It has a crust, right?
Breaded, maybe?
Somebody saying yes.
Why do you know what Australians call...
Anyway, it's made with crumbed chicken breast.
Mashed potato.
Shh. Let's just sneak it in.
They won't notice.
Neapolitanianos...
Ooh! Neapolitan...
Neapolitanos and tasty cheese.
Which is better than the alternative.
I agree.
This is made with good flavors
and enjoyable taste.
Um...
This Australian pub favorite was made available
in all gesture stores.
Book your plane tickets now.
From Tuesday, March 7th.
I have a very, very important question.
Wait, I'm almost done.
Ms. Bogg even gets
a piece of the pie profits.
You...
She will get
50 C. That could be
literally in the amount of money
for every chicken
party pie sold.
That's the...
They sell for a hundred thousand C's.
There's one more look
because I know you're...
Yeah.
This isn't...
There's french fries hiding behind it.
They're embarrassed to be there.
Look at us out.
Is Waikiki in Australia?
I'm hearing mixed answers.
It's not...
How many people thought it was in Hawaii like I did?
And how many people think it's in Australia?
Okay.
We have our answer.
They're not Wikipedia. They paid to be here.
Google our audience.
I found that yahoo. I rescued it from the depths.
What the fuck? Okay. I literally had it.
And then literally a second later.
I'm not fucking kidding. A second later.
I said here it comes and it refreshed.
Sorry, this content's not available right now.
I didn't touch anything. It's shy.
This is our first shy yahoo answer.
Someday you'll start screen capping them.
I'm fucking believable.
I have no other stalls.
That was my one big stall.
Was that...
Alright, but I'm going to jump into whatever happens next
in the middle of it and be like
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Okay, that's fine. Add a little suspense.
Hold on, let me...
Screenshots of...
No, I'll figure it out.
Okay, that's fine.
Add a little suspense.
Hold on let me...
Give me another one.
No, I'll figure it out.
This June I'm headed to Japan for 10 days.
What?
It's a question.
It's a question.
Also, he's allowed to if he wants.
Yeah. Fuck you.
Why are you smiling when I'm like, no!
How dare you!
This June I'm headed to Japan for 10 days.
Not me. I'm a question asker.
And two of the four people going with me
have decided not to go.
Cool friends?
After I already purchased the plane tickets.
Super cool friends! Holy shit!
That's gotta be cheap, right?
Flight tickets are banned? 20 bucks? 30 bucks?
The tickets are non-refundable,
but I think if I really put in some effort
I might be able to get some back.
I'm starting to think the extra space
on the international flight is more valuable.
Please advise.
It's from Chase Robinson of...
It says Portland or...
some other place, I guess.
God, that's good.
Chase, you here?
Wow, you took a wild chase!
Now, Chase, are you really here?
Are you an imposter?
Okay.
You all just can't handle silence, huh?
Is that what it is?
It's okay. It's fine.
If Chase isn't here, our feelings are hurt.
But I will ask you one more time and just please
complete silence.
Chase, are you here?
All right.
I think maybe we've gotten a little too hard.
Okay. Is a chase here?
Uh...
Can you just shout out a number
of how much the tickets cost?
Two...
That is not where the voice came from.
Ticket prices fluctuate. Chase.
450, what the fuck?
450, you are not Chase!
That's a good deal, though, Chase.
450 is like, there's a tugboat I found
that is gonna go to Japan.
So weird old ladies let me dress up
like her dog and she's gonna crate me
for 450.
They let me just sleep in the overhead
compartment to get there.
I'm mailing myself like in a fucking flat
Stanley novel.
I'm flat-standing myself.
I'm getting normal to Tokyo.
Um...
I went to Japan for my honeymoon
in 2013. It was $1,300.
That's a lot of money to put up your legs,
kind of.
Yeah. Like, he's saying if you bought
the extra ticket, it would be a lot.
If you bought the extra ticket and just ate it so you could
have a seat for your backpack to chill on.
At that point, you could have just
fly for his class.
I know you've already bought the tickets.
You can't trade too bad ones for one good one.
Okay.
But can you?
Could you find an eccentric millionaire
sitting in first class to be like,
you ever know it's like one cheek on one seat,
one cheek on the other?
You look like a person who
appreciates exotic experiences.
And one fucking screen
you can have Miss Peregrine's home for
peculiar children. And the other one
you can have, don't breathe, just like
crazy.
You get the fucking key change.
You get the fruit plate for breakfast.
You'll lose your mind.
When I was flying here
from
Dulles.
Guys, he knows where he lives.
Kind of a one-way thing.
When I was flying here from Dulles,
I...
It's in Virginia. It's near D.C.
I was flying here and there was
another gentleman of large carriage
in the row with me.
There was a window and I had the aisle
and the whole time we were just like,
when we first sat down, there was nobody in the middle.
And we were both just staring
at that fucking thing, staring at the door
willing, no one else to come in.
And then when they made the...
And you could tell we were both thinking it,
that we didn't acknowledge it. And then
they made the boarding things like,
you know, we're about to start pulling out
or whatever we say to you. I don't really listen.
What was it?
We're about to fly through the sky
like a bird or a dragon. What the fuck?
I'm a pilot. I've been doing this
for 20 years. I still think it's fucking crazy.
We're like dragons up here. How's this magic work?
This is Dylan.
He's going to stand in front of you and hold a mask
and show you how to put on a seat belt.
You're going to play Zeld on your switch
and pretend to pay attention.
All right.
Oops. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Justin broke.
Me and this other gentleman
were in the row
and when they made that announcement,
he wordlessly reached over and just
extended the pound.
It was so fucking choice.
We did not talk
the rest of the flight.
But as soon as that door
shut, we're like bags on the seat,
coats on the seat,
pull the thing down, put our drinks on it.
We're just like kings of this row.
That's nice. That's like you're at it really.
He's the best friend I ever had.
It's like you're at a classy bar.
Read it before it goes away.
Okay. I got it because I paired
to my fucking phone.
Wait, wait, wait. Can we answer that person?
I forget what the question was. I'm too excited about this.
I want to answer Chase real quick.
Oh. That's a lot of money.
That's like so much money probably.
It's like so much money, Chase. I try to get some of your money back
because it's the worst investment you can make.
Because the moment you touch down, you'd be like,
ah, fuck me.
I could have had $600.
I don't know how standby works,
but that feels like something where they give
your ticket away.
Because there's just like an empty seat and they'd be like,
oh yeah, here you go. It's like, ah,
my $1,300 is just gone.
Hey, what is the deal with standby?
Yeah, what's the deal? Hey, what's the deal?
There it is.
There he goes.
There he goes.
My dreams have come true.
After listening, my brother was just dancing around
in the fashion of Gerald Seinfeld,
doing some of his classic material.
No, but really, are those people just
showing up and hoping they can get on a plane?
Fingers crossed. Got on my back.
Back two weeks off work.
Here we go. Roll the dice, baby.
Roll them bones, Walma. Okay.
Hit me. Get your money back.
This one was sent in by, I think,
John Thomas Mason, but that name
disappeared about 35 minutes ago.
I think that's who it was. Thank you, John.
See how who answers who's your sexy janitor asks.
DJ INN.
What?
Sexy Jen, like a genie.
Janitor, pay attention.
Because I got excited.
I was about to make a whole run on sexy janitor stuff
and you've been over there like, let's see,
that's not genie stuff.
I've been over here like just working that punch
and you're like, oh.
And you're like, that's not a genie.
This fucking hot ass janitor asks.
It's fucking
bonerific custodian.
Why are you so mad at me?
Accidentally watched illegal movie.
I walked in, I walked in on my brother
watching a movie. I had not seen this movie.
It was Miss Peregrine's home for
peculiar kids.
I watched it over someone's shoulder
sitting across from me on the plane and
I bet it made as much sense doing that as
watching it.
There was a lot of, there's a lot of
spooky imagery and a lot of like,
they made kids kind of weird
and I was like, I saw that and I was like, whoa.
I watched it on my brother watching
Miss Peregrine's home for peculiar kids and
cancer children.
Who knows? I had not
seen this movie so I watched it too.
He told me later, he downloaded it
in all caps off of
a website.
Our fucking audience
was just like, revolted.
I did not know they toned such a hard line
against cyber piracy.
No, God!
Why?
Why?
Why Jesus, no!
But I wouldn't rob a bank!
You know, you laugh,
but put up a television show that isn't available
internationally, you'll start to take a pretty
hard line against piracy too.
Don't you dare! It's fun!
Do it to Billy Zane, do it to Tom Hanks,
not to me!
My steel gleaming the cube!
It's hard to find!
Not to me!
You do a lot of bits on your podcast about
how shoplifting is not only
cool, but basically
not a big deal at all.
And you sort of accumulate this persona
where people think they can come to you
and just be like, hey, I stole all your shit!
And you're like, okay.
All right, I see
where we went wrong. That's fine.
I guess they do have repercussions sometimes.
I'm sorry. My name is Derek Bestby
and checkmate!
I stole your thing!
I downloaded a movie off a website.
This is illegal. How do I hide this from the police
so we do not have to go to jail?
So, one more question.
All right, make total sense.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to ask one more thing.
How does Zootopia end?
What particular movie snacks did you enjoy
when you saw Zootopia?
Butter Crunch! Do you mean Popcorn?
Yeah!
Checkmate! Boo-boo jeez!
It's ju-ju-bees, but I said it funny.
That sounded like a racist thing,
and I know it wasn't,
but it sounded racist to someone.
Minugents!
Is there a fucking movie candidate
that doesn't sound racist when you say it backwards?
Seniors!
Snow caps are good. Snow caps are safe.
Thank you.
One time this reminds me of a different crime
that I committed.
I ran a red light in LA,
and there was red light cameras,
and there were like four of them in all of LA,
and it's really fucked up
because it's not actually the police.
It's like a whole separate agency,
and it costs like $800.
Oh, shit!
And the thing is, you can just not pay it.
This is true. There's no...
They won't follow up on it.
Unless...
Unless...
You get arrested for something else.
And if you get arrested for something else,
they'll be like, oh cool, so you shoplifted.
And also I see here,
you ran a red light, and at that point
you have to pay like $1,600.
So you're kind of rolling the bones,
I'm like, I just hope I never get arrested
for anything ever!
I heard that you don't have to pay those fees
because you have the right to face your accuser
in court, so if you challenge it,
then they can't bring that shit.
They have to cut the red light off and bring it?
Yeah.
There is no joke, like a laundry list,
100 item long of things you can do
to get out of it,
and one is to just say, wasn't me.
And they're like, ah!
They bring the light in,
like fucking, what, spark 343?
It's like, you talk to it?
Halo?
Yeah.
Bungie's classic shooter.
Oh, fucking amp now,
thinking about all my good times.
Shooting guys with Master Chief,
my best friend.
Fuck yeah, dude.
What's your favorite? Halo 4 for me.
Fuck yeah, dude. Jet Packs?
Let's get into it.
I'm an assault rifle man. Yeah, dude.
I turn on my Xbox with my friends
and I just go at it with Master Chief.
I see, and I see the flood show up
and I'm like, too scary.
I didn't know it was a scary alien game.
What?
I tried to play Call of Duty,
but it was like, where's Master Chief?
Turn off,
throw disc back in the GameStop.
I don't want it.
What did he want?
I want Halo 4 and 5.
My good buddy Master Chief.
What about Halo 3?
Halo 3 was alright.
Just kidding, he kicked ass.
What about that half of Halo 2 where you played as the Arbiter?
That was actually in Halo 2.
Did you even play the fucking Halo games?
I thought you were on it.
What about that part of Halo 2 where you played as the Arbiter?
I'm gonna go.
Travis.
Master Chief kicks ass.
Yeah, dude, fucking green armor.
He can carry two guns at a time.
What?
I just played Dragon Age.
That's not real gamers.
Master Chief's only...
No, Master Chief's the only good game.
Shortly after,
Master Chief's my favorite game of all time.
I like Master Chief Jr.
Hey, I was just...
I was just...
Hold on.
Let it land. Master Chief Jr.
Sounds like Master Chef Jr.
It's a thinker, folks.
You get it, drive home.
Don't check your brains in the door.
We got a lot of slow burns here.
I was just...
just possessed
by the Zool
of working in the video games industry
for a decade.
Folks, the Max Fun Drive is over.
And you're enjoying our Portland live show.
I hope you're enjoying it.
I look back on it favorably
because that was before me and Henry
both just got sick and will just always
kind of have a cold, I guess, until
he leaves for college or whatever.
So it's nice to look back and be like, ah,
health.
The vitality, the spring of youth.
Vitality, how nice.
I want to, before we get to our ads this week,
I want to say thank you to everybody who donated
in the Max Fun Drive.
I cannot believe that so many people
stepped up and supported the show.
It just means the world to me.
And if you are a donor,
just in case you missed it, we put up part two
of the Adventure Zone
bonus featuring special guest
Lin-Manuel Miranda.
And I'm very proud of it.
It was great.
Yeah, we broke 24,000 donors,
which is like, what did we do last year?
We did like 9,800 last year.
How the fuck? Hey, y'all,
what the fuck, though?
You're amazing. Griffin, how have you celebrated
post Max Fun Drive?
Oh, dude, I'm glad you asked.
I laid perfectly still on a couch and watched almost
two whole seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Nice, nice.
I'm taking a two-week Twitter hiatus
and watching a lot of Psy videos.
Psy?
Oh, the
musician?
I've watched like Gangnam Style
and I got it from my daddy.
Just like on repeat. It just makes me really happy.
I know it's not like... You got the Psy videos
from our dad? Our dad sent you
Psy videos? No, it's the name of the
song. I got it from my daddy.
It's not important. This is not your main
this week. No.
Should we talk about our advertisements?
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I don't know how this show isn't like
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Griffin, you say that it's his favorite
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What do you mean it's his favorite show? He's not
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So Lyft you know the ride sharing app
Lyft is my favorite. I don't I don't
know it.
This is no judgment on Lyft
but they bounced on me and so now it's
like baby come back.
To be fair Griffin we do travel a lot
so I'm sure you'll get an opportunity to
Lyft once again. Some day I'll Lyft again.
I use it not only for travel
when Teresa and I lived in LA
it was just so much more convenient to like
call a Lyft and not
have to worry about parking or traffic
or anything like that you know especially if you know
you're going someplace where you're going to be imbibing
alcohol taking a Lyft
there and back is so much more responsible
and I would say cooler
and you know it's
an interesting combination because you do Lyft
and you both get kind of the luxurious
feeling of having a driver
but you also like
are making a new friend I when
I went to San Francisco for
SketchFest and
I had a Lyft driver and I asked
him if we could like go completely
out of the way to stop
at the Golden Gate Bridge before
he took me to the airport and he not only
was like happy to oblige
he like talked to me about San Francisco
and the Golden Gate Bridge and his experience
of living there for I think
about an hour and 15 minutes
of travel and it was just incredible
and he was a really cool dude
and you know Lyft
is affordable and it's
and he's the only driver if you get a Lyft
it's going to be this guy. In San Francisco
I think he's the only adopter. No, it's a
really great option
and nothing against taxis
I've had a lot of great experiences in taxis too
but I've often found Lyft to be
way more affordable
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I have a couple Jumbotron spots here
this one's for Chris with a K
aka Cromsler
aka Acidburn
well like the letter
aka Pinskidan
aka Lady Nicon
do you think that these are like their graffiti tags?
yes also they are
oh yeah I mean the last ones are
the other ones are mbm
sweet rafts
wait hold on they are
I don't know this
Justin was trying to come up with a name for a human being
and he said Cromsler and Pinskidan
because he's a mutant
why isn't Justin
type one doubt
thanks for fulfilling my ridiculous pre-knowing
you tweet of only accepting a proposal
if it came out alive on Bim Bam show
we've gotten pretty hitched
by the time that you hear this
if so we've probably gotten hitched
we've gotten pretty hitched listen
we've watched hitched
we hitched up some horses
we are so hitched
we've probably gotten hitched by the time you hear this
if so it was the best day of my life
thank you for being attentive affectionate
playful six foot one
and of course atheist
happy anniversary and birthday sugar booger
hack the planet
yeah that's congratulations
on your wedding maybe
if it has happened
I'm sure it was wonderful
if not then happy tidings
happy tidings and good will to all
this next
message is for
it might be anastasia but I want to go with
anastasia
because I like that better and it could be joey
but I'm going to go with joey
joey
by now we are happily married what the fuck
wait what's going on
hold on these are different people
yeah probably oh it's just spring
you know it's wedding season
everybody's getting hitched watching
I guess so
that joke is so nice
you had to tell it twice well here's the thinker
if you think about it his name is hitch
but he also helps people find
relationships so he's like
hitching people up which is not
I don't think people have used that jaren
in that way like we're hitching people up
when you introduce people to each other
but if you think about it it works on
two different levels because it's both his name
his name is also the verb that means
to attach two people in love
exactly so just like think about it
we're
stalling right now because the rest of this podcast is
actually an hour of silence and we don't want
anybody to get to that part
and we are happily married and what better way to celebrate
than to announce it on our favorite
podcast you make me a better man
and I'm lucky to have you
I can't wait to travel the world with you
and spend the rest of our lives together
if you're still unsure if the brothers are talking about you
our dog's rap name
is Lisa lefty or Lopez
somebody just lost their minds
they're like but
it's me
I'm the
that they mentioned
that's me
congratulations on your wedding
again maybe
probably right yeah definitely
sure
and just on your love
congratulations on being hitched
yeah man
like the movie
I want to thank
I don't know if we did it in the podcast but John, Roger
in the long winters for use for our theme song instead of Partchart
putting the album
putting the album days to bed
and I want to thank
all of our Maxfun listeners
and everybody who works at Maxfun
and go check out
all the other amazing Maxfun shows
I will say that the
Flophouse is already one of my favorites
but every year
at least for the last two
they've had John Hodgman on for a special episode
and they did in 1941
and it was just an absolute treat
highly recommend go check it out
and thank you to everybody who came to this Portland show
it was a buck wild audience
we hadn't done a live show in like six months
and so it was a really great thing
to come back to so thank you so much
now let's get back to it
yeah see you later
and many more
listen at Maxfunfun.org
iTunes or wherever you download podcasts
hey I have an announcement to make
when my roommate orgasms
he yells at the top of his lungs
good to hear
okay
keep going
when my roommate orgasms
he yells at
is this actually an italic
at the top of his lungs
it's very loud
no yeah
and can happen at any time of the night
good for your fucking roommate I guess
and
Griffin I can't hear you very well
you guys sit up and watch your head
careful
that's sweet yeah
you say all I'm not gonna sit here
with a fucking bloodied brother
it's like I care about him very much
I don't know if he's not black out while we're performing
okay
I gotta start this at the beginning because there's really good
he yells at the top of his lungs
it's very loud
and can happen at any time of the night
and day during weekends
it's a little afternoon delight
he does not care if anyone else is home
and there's nothing
to mask the sound
I find his yelling a mix of
hilarious, absurd
and inconsiderate
very sexy, very erotic
I like to get back at him with something
of a similar tone
hopefully they meaning metaphorically not literally
oh
I'm right here
I'm right here
since my baby orgasmed
uh
I want to get him back with something of a similar tone
before we part ways when our lease ends
in a few months
what should I do that's from tone down the bone
down and bone him
okay first off
are you here that will be weird
is your roommate
okay
no wait stop stop stop
this is the most important question possibly
of all time yes
is your roommate here
yeah
okay no wait I need you
you're told for answering this question
please come down to this microphone
yeah come on down
you did not include in the
email what does he yell
I have another question by the way
that I need you to address after you address Travis's question
solo
or
because that would be
buck wild
he's like
you did it again
done
another great search
we just got another email from somebody
here in Portland it's like I got this dude I bone
and he shouts a lot
okay so
what's up it's just a wordless yell
okay how
he does a barbaric yop
I know this is wack but like
can you break us off
a piece
I'm going to stop now
just like
we're all going to be very
professional about this is a scientific setting
we just need to know if you can break
us off a piece
it's just like this
ah
you know
so okay
okay so
if I may say this correctly
when your roommate makes love
he sounds like Randy Quaid flying into the spaceship
in the middle of this world
that's what you're telling me
and you don't have to live with that
so how'd your date go
well good for the first about
98.5%
right at the end there though
it had a weird finish when he turned into
Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat
but like
have you addressed this before
what's your name
well actually maybe you don't want to say your name on the podcast
no it's cool my name's Ali
hi Ali and what's your roommate's full name
and no
I want to say two things Ali
first off I want to thank you so much
for coming up to the mic secondly I will ask you to take
your seat now because we're about to say some things
that might be weird to say to your face
thank you very much
thanks Ali
there
there's a very real possibility
that if you address this
with your roommate
they have no idea they're actually doing it out loud
yeah
you just lose yourself in that orgasm
now look
what's the deal with orgasms
please tell me
there's very
there's very little
I hate more than talking about sex stuff
with my brothers and I don't know
why we always choose to do it in front of a crowd
of a thousand people
but this is when we do it
I was not expecting this question to take such a like
count of Monte Cristo revenge
tail twist at the end it's weird it's sort of like
how can I bring it up in a polite way no
Ali was like how can I get back at this motherfucker
and nail him to the fucking wall
you're gonna need to start
some kind of like tally mark
count
because I just think that that'd be a really good
look if he comes out and you're just like turning
back from like
scored another one Dylan
here's what I think and
hang with me because it's gonna get worse before
it gets better
get out
the app on your phone
iPad called garage band
and you say it's gonna get worse
before it gets better
you can't come with me halfway through the fucking swamp
of sadness
we're gonna get through it together
he did warn you ahead of time
there's a thing on there where you can record
a sample that you can then inject it to a keyboard
and then play
so you record it and then you lay down
a fucking sick hook
it's like
and then you send that
to DJ Khaled
you send it to DJ Khaled
he puts it in his fucking next summer jam
and then this roommate is listening
so you're suggesting kind of like a
you'll have to do the bass on your own
and probably the
unless things are going bad in there
can I counter over
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