My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 364: Face 2 Face: Dumbledore’s Magic Buffalo Wings

Episode Date: July 26, 2017

Here’s our live show from the beautiful Balboa Theater in also-beautiful San Diego! Thanks to everyone who came out!

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. Travis and Sissy's a sex bird but if there's a diploma on his wall I haven't seen it. I know it's degree Travis. Also this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up you cool baby? It's familiar but not too familiar but not too not familiar It's a new trace. Hey good girls do you want to just say hey I want to just say hey I want to Ladies and gentlemen, John Rodgerick.

Ladies and gentlemen, Clay McElroy. Thanks both dads. Hey San Diego I had a quick question for you. Do you want to get weird? I think that was a yes. That was the wrong answer. My MacBook Pro has 69% battery. It's a sign. Nice nice nice. It's like we're out in the woods and if all the owls instead of saying who all said nice. Does the bear nice in the woods? Who knows? I probably can't more if owls were like nice. Do you want to introduce the show Justin? Hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother to me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle is brother Travis McElroy. Travis fucking waited

until Justin's cheer died down so there was no cross-pollination. I wanted it to be clear. So we could truly measure how I'm 30 under 30 media luminary baby brother Griffin McElroy. You know here's what's up. I was about to say one of these days we'll have to do it in reverse order. I'm in the middle either way. You know we what you just saw a lot of Hennessy. It's a lot of ginger ale. It's a big cup. This is actually a small amount of Hennessy. It just looks large from where you're seated. We ever call it hinge a rail hinge rail. No it's called a horsesnack. Genesis. Okay I'll just do with some jokes now. I want to be one of the joke portion. When Travis said I just wanted to clean a sampling or whatever it was he said I wasn't

paying attention. What you got a sample there was the current Travis character which is big time Travis. Yeah let's get into this. My city Travis. So here's the thing. Whenever we go on a tour and I don't have an explanation for this because it doesn't happen at the holidays when they visit. Whenever we go on a tour we get a new Travis character. It's kind of like Doctor Who except played by the same actor every time and usually the performance leaves something to be desired. Here are some of the characters we have gotten previously. One is Mordecai Travis which is not Mordecai the Johnny Depp character but rather a character obsessed with the film Mordecai while lacking any sort of context or insight into what the film might actually be about. So just

basically saying Mordecai a lot. Yeah. No it's this based off the poster what I think the movie is about. Yeah it's a very fleshed out character. There's Big Snapple who we only get in New York City and again sort of the depth of that character is what if they called it the Big Snapple. I asked for because I wanted a reprieve from Big Time Travis McRoy. I was like please give me Big Snapple and he said no that's a New York boy. You don't get him here. We did get a brief reprieve from Big Time Travis McRoy who also is my city McRoy. So we get a lot of well that's how we do it in my city San Diego because he got here a day before we did. The other one that we've gotten I don't know what I've got. I'll say this we're ragging on him. I really like the new character.

Yeah the new character and I don't know why we've got this. This is going to I think last we all tour because it's maybe my favorite thing I've ever done. No we have this huge Noel Coward S cast of characters that Travis is dipping into just for this one tour and this one is whenever there's a dessert or rich food offered we have to deny it and then Travis has to say oh come on let's be bad just this once let's be bad. He did it he did it with he did it with the cinnamon bun I had at breakfast today he did it at the we've been to the bar the pool bar at the Marriott twice he did it with churros both times there. Yeah and he gets furious the churros showed up and I reached over to grab one and Travis said no no no no and I was like what the

fucking oh I really shouldn't eat these churros. He's gonna go straight to my hips and then no let's be bad. Now what Travis well Travis you can cut us off it's like I want to drink the rest of it. God you know we got a show to do I really shouldn't. Now listen we've worked really hard this weekend. Let's be bad. Justin I really think we've earned it. Just this once. This character by the way. I'm not done. Just this once. This character. I'm not done. Please please please be done. Let's be bad. And good thank you. This character was born out of the fact that all of your meals here in San Diego

when you go to a restaurant are apparently just like they bring them to your table and just up in them out of a fucking duffel bag because it's the biggest fucking portion sizes I've ever seen in my life. This is not a joke. We asked the waiter about it this morning and he said I don't get any there. I usually order off the kids menus what he said. Sorry that we got rolling a little late I know you guys are outside a little bit longer so I'm sorry I'm apologizing even though it wasn't a fault at all. Blame Mystery Science Theater 3000 for being too funny. That's great. We're going to do an intermission which we've never done before but we realized like there's a thing I guess they invented in like the opera in like the 16th century where the opera singers would be like

man I got pissed. So we're going to do one of those and then after that we're going to come back and do some Q&A stuff. Not Q&A that's a fucked up way that's yeah no no we'll do more. If you've ever wondered how we do our thing no don't do that. So yeah we'll have advice. Just be more show it's not going to be like a behind the scenes direct it's just going to be more of the show. The second half you know like intermission but what that means is extra extra long and it'll get a little weird in here but we're all. It's a safe place. During intermission there will be if they're still at their posters for sale designed by Evan Palmer. Yeah they're fucking incredible. Beautiful. They're really beautiful. They are also pre-signed so partake. Yeah let's uh let's get into this shit.

I have really pointy elbows. Previously this hasn't been a problem. Someone once thanked me for elbowing them in the face by accident during San Diego Comic Con. But wait someone thanked. I don't understand that. Thank yes you knocked it back into place. Several events have made me reconsider the advantages of being able to elbow anyone out of my way. I popped a friend's air mattress with just my elbow. Holy shit. That's pretty serious and my partner will only cuddle with me conditionally out of fear that I'm going to make a wrong move and make her double over in pain. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can stop inadvertently causing my loved ones pain and financial ruin from H-E-R? H-E-R are you here? Are you her? Hi. It's really dark. Hey what's up?

Okay why if you could just shout why was it why did the person thank you for elbowing them? Oh okay. So they weren't really thanking you for elbowing specifically. I need to repeat what she said into the microphone for their posterity. No there's not. They were looking for the place where the ticket was and you pointed them in the right direction with your elbow. Can a dull elbow not accomplish that same task? Or check this out. I got two of these. Did you really? Okay I don't. Did you really? Wait this is just everyone stay out of this. This is just between me and her. Did you really pop an air mattress with your elbow? It was mine. Okay yeah no there's there's a yeah there we got evidence. We have the wronged party

is here. Was it did you like lay down and then turn over and then did you wake up on a flat piece of plastic and think not again? These elbows! And then you had the like incredible Hulk walk down the street hitchhiking. Well no you use it. Are we talking like apocalypse style bone spurs? Yeah I was about to ask if it's a jagged bone spur situation. Sorry we're asking you so many questions you're sitting so far away. We just want to know if you're doomsday. It's Comic Con people get that joke. He had bony elbows. I mean I'm sure there's some sort of orthopedic surgery option but that's not fun and also God doesn't make any mistakes you got those elbows for a reason. You you got a Rudolph this shit. There's some sort of Rudolph scenario.

Have you seen the movie? Won't you fucking stab a bunch of folks tonight. That's what's gonna happen like David Tennant's trying to get through Comic Con. He's like no one will make room and you're like I've got it David. He's like thank you. Except you didn't because you got the surgery to get rid of him. Have you ever seen the movie Signs? It's basically like that except you're gonna take all your glasses of water and throw them in a toilet. They're allergic to water. Fuck I cleaned all those up. Oh no. Shit. Where's my baseball bat? I don't know. I'm a grown man. It's probably in storage. I don't know where the baseball bat is. I don't know where the baseball bat is. All the aliens look like big air mattresses. Fucking sweet. Oh damn it. I had that surgery

yesterday. I can't defend Earth. Like Jesus wanted me to. God don't make ugly. We didn't say anything remotely helpful. Do you all want a yahoo though? I just saw your t-shirt in the front row. Yeah. Yeah. It says they horny for this one. It's very very good. This one was sent in by somebody else. We are. This one was sent in by level 9000. Yeah. Drew Drew Drew Davenport. Thank you Drew. Oh. Are you here Drew? Just like shout a big barbaric yell. A fucking. I was just shaken by your fucking Fusero Da all the way up. Thank you Drew. You are a champion and a scholar. It's by yahoo answers user. Oh the website's not loading. Very good. The something's gone wrong. Has popped up. I'll refresh it. That was a mistake.

The dead is gone. And it's back. Still not giving me the user's name. Fine. Fuck. It's Christian Bale. Christian Bale asks. Christian Bale asks. My parents found my bong. I had a water bottle bong in one of my sports bags in my closet. And mom thinks that it is for drugs but she's not sure and it reeks of smoke. While my dad thinks it is for an experiment I did or something. I plan on telling them that I planned on seeing how a leaves smell by burning a leaf on the bong and smelling the smoke but I have never smoked in my life. Do you think I can get away with it? I'm very paranoid of getting caught. I wonder why. You're bad at this. I'm very paranoid of getting caught and they haven't found bud or lighter. I would say to this question

asked you don't have to be paranoid about getting caught. You got caught. You got caught it sounds yeah. How cool is this dad? I think it's for drugs. No, no, no, no. I've seen one of those before. That's a Erlenmeyer flask. I as a parent myself I can promise you your parents will take whatever to get out of this situation. If you give them something in the same zip code as plausible deniability they're going to leap right on that. Oh we don't have to parent this one. He was just burning leaves in a science experiment to see what they smelled like. You know how when you're in science class and you burn something and the science teacher's like smell huff that shit. Everybody no don't waft it you wuss get in there. First first huff this shit it's the control group

now that one science. How does that smell? Cool that's science. You just did science. That's all it is. You know the experiment what does it smell like? That's not a scientific experiment that's a creative writing prompt. You dullard. Hi it's me Neil deGrasse Tyson. Did you do the experiment I told you about on television? You know if the entirety of human existence was a calendar then point zero zero zero one second to midnight is where you smell. Oh I didn't know you were doing Neil deGrasse Tyson there for a second. Okay I didn't I didn't sound like Neil deGrasse. No it was weird you didn't. Neil are you here? I can't hear Neil. Holy shit he's here and there's 18 of them. It's our worst nightmare Neil deGrasse Tyson is cloning himself. How about another

question? Yeah. Hey boys. I've been cosplaying at conventions for years and a few cons ago an artist at a convention took a photo of me and asked to do a painting of me based off of it. The resulting painting was not so great. I'm reluctant to hang it in my home but I feel like I shouldn't get rid of it. Help? What do I do with this huge painting of me dressed in a silly superhero outfit and that's from Stacy. Stacy here? Hi. Wait are you a Tuvian throat singer? Why were there two? I just want to say I heard when you said took a picture the acoustics in here are fucking incredible because I heard when you said they took a picture and wanted to do a painting of it I heard one person 2000 feet away go ugh. I did see today I saw today on the convention

floor someone take a photo of someone else's art piece and it was all I could do not to destroy that camera because the art piece that's theft it's just that one thing yeah the camera is pretty much getting it getting it you got it you got all the art in there um okay so you should let me help this is an advice show throw it in the trash can throw it in the trash can no no no no no short-sighted short-sighted okay okay I have watched many a sitcom okay just rewatched Seinfeld have you guys seen that it's pretty good that was a very tepid response yeah I cannot believe by the way IDW announced they're bringing it back as a limited run here at Comic Con for eight issues they're gonna finish a lot of the story lines that they left lingering are the

pretzels making you thirsty yeah they are yeah they are it turns out it should crisis on infinite pretzels we're all very excited for it um but here's what's gonna happen you throw that third away someone drives by they see the painting they're like oh it's pretty nice and then they take it then 15 years from now they get it appraised hang it in some kind of gallery the artist sees it like where do you find this in the garbage and they cry or I mean by that point I mean having their work valued highly would probably they'd probably be maybe a little stoked in this imaginary situation you came up with no they painted that for you it was a gift I didn't want a bunch of people to see it and be worth money you're bad wait hold on I just had a huge realization okay if an artist

painting sells for a bunch of money artist doesn't get that money if I sell a painting I already own I get that money hey wait a minute like my painting sold for how much fuck damn it hey artist what the fuck seems like you should keep getting money off of that that sucks I'm gonna work on that for you I see what I can't come up with oh god I got some things I got some things cooking so Travis your version of the antiques roadshow is you go to the antiques roadshow and say listen I had something and I don't know what do you think that is that would be the best for it already happens now it's my favorite version of the antiques roadshow they're like I have this lamp and it's like what did you polish this I did

well polish it's worth $15 but with the patina two million oh well thank you okay I would love it on one episode if they're like and did you uh do you have the gravy bowl that comes with it oh actually I don't I threw it out didn't I and then the antiques roadshow the person just puts their head on tables like mother and it's 15 minutes of that yeah and it just keeps cutting back to them and it's a pledge drive so that's not that's not did you uh you you still have the dust cover to this right no I didn't when I bought it I didn't have the dust cover oh okay son of a fucking shit that is all I've ever wanted from Great British Bake Off is from Paul Hollywood to take a bite of something and then look at the person and go this tastes

like dog shit it's all I've ever won all I've made is to watch the Great British Bake show and Mary Berry takes a bite of something it says this tastes like dog shit well I want Antiques Roadshow is that the person's like I think it's worth $15,000 but who cares what might I think and then Mary Berry comes out and takes a bite of the painting it's a good bike isn't it you did really good wouldn't it be funny if the tent like fell down what if Paul Hollywood just like farted what are we doing why are people here I think you got a future you got a future at SNL young man how about this yahoo is sent in by Zoey Kinski thank you Zoey Kinski

Zoey are you here okay that would have been like a gathering of the stars that I was not ready for it's by yahoo answers user Katie who asks Katie has 66% best answers that's the highest fucking Katie knows what's up uh how to sneak pancakes into a movie theater my brother and I are going to see a movie on Friday morning and we wanted to get eye hop and then we thought it would be awesome to do both at once but that means we'd have to sneak take out in and that's a full meal uh yep we have a few ideas on how to do this but they mostly suck so does anyone have ideas that was not my editorializing and then a little smiley face at the end to let you know like it's all fun I here's the thing at this table

two of us have had jobs at movie theaters Justin you worked in movie theater once didn't you nah blockbuster it's the movie theater well the rest of that since the rest of that since it was going to be and across the table we have been fired twice yeah but we've worked at movie theaters twice and I feel like the sneaking food and thing is something that everybody's a little like paranoid about that you couldn't be bothered less yeah I couldn't get less of a shit you could walk into my movie theater with a pizza like a growler and I'd be like wearing a sport coat made of the pizza you plan to eat during the movie and I'll be like you didn't have to just go go fine yeah can I just have enjoy sky high I don't fucking enjoy sky high just

some sky high fans good crowd for that I guess all right so just so I'm clear fuck Seinfeld but sky high is awesome you've got to get a top hat and the thing is you're gonna have to stack some cake you're gonna do some cake stacking in your hat and then that's easy we've got the easy part solve cakes pancakes but then you're gonna get this you gotta do it dry gotta do it dry because you're gonna get those shitty plastic ramekins that are designed to open that are designed so much about how the ihop fucking goes how they i hopper rate that's gonna be the hard thing is wait no that's suck don't don't try to do as bad i hopper I want to hear stories of justins ihop experience

um so what you're just gonna have to dump the syrup on and get a good seal going oh wait straight up freeze the syrup freeze the syrup then warm it up in your hands in the movie and listen you're gonna be tempted to go too far and then you'll just have syrup on your hands and that's gonna be true and this this process it's gonna make a lot of noise because you're gonna be in the theater just like at someone someone will turn around and say like can you please keep it down it's fucking despicable me three and like my kids can you please and then you turn to them and you can't hear the minions you turn to them and what's great is you go and you look like a weird syrup monster and no one fucks with that wouldn't it be sweet if movie

theaters finally started selling syrup warmers and they're just like yeah we get it that'll be seven dollars so you get a watertight syrup tight seal on your top hat the problem is this and I know you've all been thinking but Justin wait I've thought about it when you go in you see a gentleman or a gentle lady and they're gonna doff their cap to you oh shit and then it's like am I gonna leave a gentle bro hanging or not because if I open it preserved it's gonna be fucking compote just compote sliding down your grill that's no good but you're not gonna leave a gentle person hanging I gotta go for it gotta go for it gotta do it that's how they get you that's why they have a doffer at every entrance yeah you doff your hat runs just falling down your face bulk runs

could you try to explain to them like no it's much cheaper out there they give you a lot of it for less money so I just did that no they're structural runs do you have price matching because I'll do that here I would watch this show and it's just about the plight of a ticket taker who anytime anybody comes in with like a unique garb a uniquely spacious garb like some of the platform shoes like all right go on in but I'm looking for fucking spaghetti hanging out of those the show's just called it's cool I'm stoned they should have a bait car where a guy hands you a box of junior men's outside hey can you hold these for me it's for a friend I left the she's inside you just carry these inside

when I worked a security uh an electronic for you doing it's best buy why are you being weird shut up I'm under an NDA um I'm not it's fine they're cool um they understand taking a while to back into this best buy story it's gonna be a good one guys strapping security with this much build up one of the things that you had to do to arrest someone was proved that they intended to leave without paying so just because you saw someone put it in their pocket maybe they were going to pull it back out and pay for it at the register and so this is my payment pocket I did I wanted to dance free I didn't want to remind myself to buy it so I put it here so I wouldn't forget so one time this person was stealing a bunch of stuff

and they walked through the you know the detectors and it beat and they looked at me and I was like you're cool Travis because if they didn't walk out the door I wouldn't get the arrest what the fuck did you immediately go outside and tackle them no the cops did that that I had called this is prepared for this moment you're on stage describing entrapment and also did you have a commission of just like no but I did jump it went down so hard enjoy I hurt my ankle because you got someone arrested this is confusing to me because if you're in best by loss prevention they have to leave the store before you can prove stealing right you take one fucking step out of that store and you're nothing like you don't have jurisdiction

outside the store right like you're you have no power out there correct so where is the like horizon about to happen hey is this the police be ready no you did 811 we get this all the time though try again it's just sketches all right sketches why is your phone number so fucking short did you say sketchers yeah they're also at the mall okay thank you come along with me also I don't think that's a thing I don't think there's a sketchers store at the mall wait hold on oh please we gotta do more fucking questions instead of talking about stores at the Huntington mall my partner but did you hear the pay less and the shoe carnival merged really they're just one big fucking shoe carnival now get out to madness what that seems like a monopoly

I love any investment in the old girl I'm just happy to see the dollars pouring into the Huntington mall also they expanded the dicks so now it's a dicks and a field and stream get the fuck out I'm serious really yeah for a while a pet store back or for a while they they build an additional entrance to dicks because they were changing the other one to field and stream so for a while there were just two dicks there it's like I get it what's at the Pied Piper now what the Pied Piper it's a mill it's a us army recruitment station really some and there's some parallelism there if you want to get into the but um two pretzel places so really which one's better one's a kiosk so they Excalibur what Excalibur Excalibur still selling swords and Hummel figurines nice nice nice

crushing it they closed I have thought it'd be funny did they rebuild the Carmel corn store after it burned sorry the Carmel corn store please oh god you had to say it twice that's double now the Carmel corn store is now Dave's they have Carmel corn also other things you know Carmel corn diversify they might not have burnt down let me get it on the bit actually I forgot we had a Carmel corn store at the mall not a restaurant a retailer I love it how about another fucking question that was the sound of relief the Carmel corn store at the mall was called Carmel corn but they spelled it with K's okay guys good try having fun with it how about another question my partner and I both like dancing especially at parties we wanted to up our wow factor so we're thinking

of choreographing a full dance that we can whip out whenever a certain song comes on go back to talking about the Huntington Mall the question is what party song do we use and that's from Matilda and Matilda I have some bad news you've chosen the wrong question we see this sometimes I didn't know questions could be wrong yeah you chosen the wrong question are you here Matilda yeah sorry no that's fair it's just it's just I'm thinking about the amount of effort that goes into choreographing a dance that you can bust out at events we all understand the impulse everyone wants to look like a dancing queen we've all seen fucking a goofy movie and thought like yeah that would be

like yeah that's that's the dream but at the same time you work really hard to master this dance how many times can you do it before your friends are just like you show up to a party and you're like hey does anybody you got uptown funk on that thing and they're like fuck god oh good point Griffin so what you need to do choreograph a dance that can work to any song do it to any song song comes on yeah this one do the chicken dance but it's not the chicken dance no it's not the chicken dance it's your own thing you it's a turkey dance Matilda you it's not great it's the best joke I had shit all right Matilda I'm not sure you should do this thing and I think that it would be pretty fun

the first time but I do think that there's going to be some devaluing and repetition with this where you'll feel very good about the first time and honestly the first time people are gonna fucking nut about it they're gonna be yeah they're gonna be really stoked about it and you'll feel stoked about it and then you'll be like those macro idiots they don't know anything and then it's gonna be a funeral or it's gonna be and that song's gonna come on and there's gonna be a part of you it's like this isn't appropriate and there's gonna be another part of you where it's like we did practice a lot seems like a shame to miss it and this is maybe the only time I'm ever going to be at a funeral where they're playing uptown funk but the slow ballad version the slow

acoustic I said uptown funk you up I said uptown funk you up what if you pull the move directly from 90s TV and just yelled do the Matilda and then just saw what everybody did and whatever they did was down the Matilda that's the dance I like that's the Matilda now everybody's going that's the dance you know you know what else I like is you get this dance going out of friends wedding steal the fucking spotlight love that take that Derek and then you fucking pack your bags you move away I'm talking about you are now living an incredible Hulk pretender-esque lifestyle which is like hey yeah I just moved here to Milwaukee I need some new friends you spend like a month ingratiating yourself getting invited to that new party and then you're like

is this uptown funk you fuck it up Brooks is the dance and we've told you that several times and then it's like where did Matilda go ah move to phoenix had work there let me suggest this they play uptown funk natch you you dance to it bad uh bad job everyone's like I thought they practiced this that wasn't very good yeah this is bad right and then you turn to the DJ and you go you know what give us one more shot play uptown funk twice in a row no professional DJ who's has one charge is not doing that exact thing DJ sees something in your eyes and he goes you know what I'm gonna give him a shot and he plays it again and everyone's like didn't we just didn't we just play this

is he okay but then how much did you play this they see you swing dance to it which is of course the best dancing to uptown funk is the best dance you can do is an old-timey swing dance it fits to any song sure have you not seen swing um how about a yahoo this one was sent in by level 9000 important thank you true it's from yahoo answers users this is what oh this is 201 when we get a little bit of house lights can we get the house lights up please can we get house lights up please house lights a little bit if that's possible house lights house lights one sec house lights

ladies and gentlemen drew Davenport all right now back to us now let's do it now wait a minute Drew's dead it's our show now all right let's let's do the question wait a minute this one's super racist true true you milkshake Douglas so it's uh asked by yahoo answers user sarah w who asks does batman eat or drink while he is batman or does he wait until he is bruce way i think travis is laughing for a very specific reason that we'll get into in a second i think that batman is in costume so long sometimes that he must at least drink water to keep himself hydrated but my friend thinks that there must be a hydration batman's utility ball that makes a lot of frimmin suit that makes a lot of sense batman

doesn't know how long he's going to be hiding up there when he's in the rafters or what have you so he just wants a hydration built in and a catheter we must assume that the bat the my favorite batman series is bat batman the catheter is assumed yeah it was it only ran for a few issues it was soundly rejected by critics but um it meant something to me damn it here's why i'm laughing when griffin and i were walking to the adventurer's zone show yesterday we saw a guy in a full like christian bail batman dark night batman ordering some indian food he was still wearing the cowl and everything and then we had a lot of fun with the rest of our walk of just like are the samosas particularly spicy how spicy are the samosas is the non-dairy

free this is fun i would actually love to like i don't know how we do this but i would love to hear from the audience about my favorite this is my first time at comic con and um it's been thank you thank you i don't know i'm thanking you it's it came to a show i did i think um and the best part uh other than watching justin's face as he is slowly consumed by a mob of people racing to meet the cast of the flash quick side note i was trying to cross the fucking floor and i hear does anybody out there like the flash and then the the answer from everyone on earth was yeah and then i hear welcome to the stage the cast of the flash and i look up and just like a fucking omen of death there's john westley ship just staring back at me it might also have been

grant goose and i that have a hard time telling a part that looks so similar to their father and son and they're looking down at me and i realize oh god they're i can see them so good and then i turn around and it's just like this mob of iphone's raised high in the air squishing me and my dad as we try to get get away from the the the show floor and get out of there and we were almost killed by this horde of people trying to see the cast of this show i'm sorry i might also call it a no travis you don't because i'm going to be the first to say flash mob okay out loud no no no no i'm sorry our dad has just texted us our dad has just texted us mid show i saw golden age flash writing on one of those pedal thingies yesterday that's very good golden age flash and a petty

gab is funny on a lot of different levels but this is what this is my favorite thing of comic con is cosplay people as characters doing mundane things that it is so inappropriate and this is this is this is all this is all time maybe funniest thing i've ever fucking seen in my whole life and i feel uh uncomfortable conjuring the specter of this scene here during this live show because it's going to be funnier than anything that we could possibly say when we were at the mario pool bar the other day uh i uh was walking outside and i passed by a table and there was dumbledore and he was eating out of a styrofoam to go box some buffalo wings we saw pepsi man peeing in a urinal we saw pepsi man piss in the bathroom a student

we got here day one we're like let's go to the bathroom before we get into it and there was fucking pepsi man just like pissing that's that's become my new everything see these really intricate cosplays like that's great and the first time they walk in the bathroom they have to go fuck fuck uh if you've got a really good one can we get house lights house lights for a second if you've got a really good one that's a cosplay character doing a really good mundane thing yeah super has to be super here doing a mundane thing too it has to be real if you lie we'll know and three it has to be short if you have something fitting that description not as many takers as i thought there would be for this we have microphones somewhere right uh you can also just shout it i don't think

the mics are out just yeah okay hold on wait i'm just gonna right here that's pretty good that's pretty good your dress up is the raven you had to put your cape over your shoulder when you went to the restroom i felt weird repeating that but that's fine uh right there in the back oh shit hold on we got we have to repeat these things into the microphone griffin what did he see uh you saw a guy dressed as sasuke from naruto get arrested uh now i will say this i've never been arrested and taken to jail but if i was i would love to be dressed up like a naruto character i saw uh last night walking down the street with my friends paul and storm i saw a superhero bunched up a vomiting and i saw a lot of other superheroes walk by without helping

this is specifically what uncle ben was talking about that's this is my favorite parable jesus thank you for sharing it with me uh i had a little bit right right here hold on i'm pointing into how long we'll do we'll do the balcony in a second so bad man padding a ferret pretty good just like bad man does balcony yes dr man i need a hot dog you can fucking teleport to jupiter what are you doing right there princess bell complaining about her boyfriend on a cell phone right there i'm looking yes yes you and then the person who's right next to you you first you're standing up here you're doing it you're doing it a power ranger there was a twist right there at the end in his crotch excellent when they did that did the fucking megazord show up

oh oh oh nice okay well it's up in him excellent all right right behind you like two is back yes yeah drunk naruto barfing down the front just like naruto does never seen naruto i i i have one yes travis yes travis i saw a harley quinn and the joker that she was with calling her mom to be picked up that's extremely good i like a dog chasing my mom's car i would know what to do with it if i caught it i'd get in her mid-sized sedan and i'd go back to home in time for me lo and i'd go back to dad's house because it's every other weekend right there yes stand up yes okay okay okay everybody you're cool okay be cool be cool and go on any history what get the fuck right out pita called the pita called the cops on the furry convention

that doesn't fit within the context of our thing but i very much appreciate this hold on wait wait time out i'm sensing there's more yeah the l.a.p.d officer that's what i expected uh there's a cop going and what do what is it and who do i arrest um i can't i can't arrest a fucking dog hold up yo i think that's do yo yo furries can do infinite crime this guy's got this guy's holding my fucking plasma screen television that he just took out of my house what are you talking about that's a big dog wait my time that's a panda um should we yeah let's uh let's call it for now thank you very much for your fun stories we're gonna go take an intermission then we'll be back and we'll do uh some audience stuff so thank you we'll be

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vibe for the quizitch cup oh nice nice and generally get mad at each other if you want to find it i hope it's not too serious the guy they keep a light you know them uh you can search for your wizard harry on itunes uh or you can go to geekleyinc.com to find out more i love by the way justin's impression of gary sinise doing an impression of haggard you're i was gonna say rip torn doing an impression of haggard it's much more gary sinise uh i have a personal jumbo tron message this one's for morgan and it's from andrew joe zay or joe zay who says uh since i have no idea when this message will be up we'll combine all of the 2017 things that can possibly hit congrats on getting into grad school i hope well cold shot there andrew joe zay although

i'm sure morgan pulled it off uh happy birthday good luck good luck at camp hollywood and i l hc and mary christmas but above all i hope this message finds you full of happiness love andrew like the intern there andrew you know but you know what really matters the friends we made along the way um we have some very very important things that we need you to know about first uh monday night we are on an episode of at midnight with chris earlier today we can say that well earlier today well when you listen to this last whatever if we sound loosey goosey we're coming down off being on tv the national television the first time stress um but you should uh go check it out on the comedy central website um and if you like it tell other people to watch it yeah um other stuff

oh we're doing can we talk about yeah we should all right we're doing live shows uh this fall we're doing a lot of live shows yeah all over um yeah so basically um we are going to be putting tickets on sale um this friday at noon local time to the different locations um we are going on tour two on september 8th brooklyn new york at the king's theater september 9th washington dc at the lysner auditorium september september 10th in boston uh at the wilbur theater and then october we're coming down south uh october 20th we're going to be the cobb energy theater i guess is that a field oh cobb energy sounds serious uh that's in atlanta georgia and then uh on the 21st we're going to be doing mobim bam uh in nashville at andrew jackson hall and then on the 22nd the

day after we're going to be doing uh also at andrew jackson hall in nashville the adventure zone uh november we're hitting the chicago theater on november 17th uh you can guess what that city that's in uh the orphium theater in minneapolis on november 18th and the riverside theater in milwaukee on november 19th and finally finished up along uh in conjunction i would say in the time schedule with um podcon in december we will be doing an adventure zone live at the pantages theater in tecoma washington uh december 8th so all those tickets are going on sale this friday at noon local to the times where the cities are if you live in one of those cities or you want to get there for one of those shows it's we have no quality control we could possibly

do with any of these things so like be online and ready to buy tickets ahead of time and like may the odds be ever in your favor we we there i i hope everything goes well but i i it's it's kind of uh way beyond our big grade so we're gonna have links to all these uh if you go to mackleroyshows.com we'll have a mackleroyd yeah we'll have a header tours tours you can click that and get the links but it'll be noon your time on friday this friday even the shows in december go on sale this friday we'll tweet the links and everything too yeah good luck and we love you and please come out and tell everybody because they're big shows and we haven't been to some of these places before at all so we just want to make sure to see everybody because sometimes it takes a long time in between

us doing this stuff so yeah come on out uh i think that's it yeah yep enjoy the rest of the show thank you everybody who came out we had a lot of fun and everybody came up for the admin night taping that was a really really cool thing who didn't have who didn't have do you love books want to get more out of all that reading you do i'm bria grant and i'm malario mera join us every thursday on reading glasses where we help you read better reading glasses is a show about book culture teaching you how to enhance your literary life and solve your brookish problems like how do you get out of a reading slump what's the best book life to use in bed while your partner's trying to sleep where do you hide the bodies of the people who talk while you're trying to read

in the basement of my apartment building oh that's a good place let bria and i improve your reading life every thursday on reading glasses maximum funds new culture podcasts learn how to read better welcome everybody to munch squad is a show within a show normally the podcast is just my brother my brother mean but today it's the munch squad this is like the tenth time you've done munch squad it was not a good transition uh thanks dad uh today's munch squad was submitted to us by one sydney macaroy

it's funny she doesn't care for my brother my brother me so much huge munch squad fan yeah deep in the squad whoever makes those munch squad only youtube cuts sydney sure appreciates that apple bees has introduced a new topped and loaded menu wait apple bees uh eating good in the neighborhood that's the one except it's not that it's eating bad in the neighbor sad thanks okay the funny the thing i enjoy about the topped and loaded menu is that when as i say the words to you it's going to sound normal and then your brain is going to start processing it and you're going to realize that that is not the case apple bees neighborhood grill and bar today on vils topped and loaded a limited time lineup of craveable

customizable entrees starting at only 1099 at participating restaurants the topped and loaded menu features four protein choices let me just say so appetizing three delicious toppers and four side options giving guests an abundance of mouth watering combinations to choose from guests are invited to explore a variety of options and build their perfect meal in three if this is your perfect meal please oh my last meal i want it to be topped and loaded uh here let's be bad let's be bad i mean do you want dessert well we did did kill 18 people i was i was very bad when i did all the murders and i'm going to continue being bad top and load that shit um it says uh they can build

their perfect meal in these three simple steps oh boy you know you got a real hit on your hands when there's a flow chart for your dinner so you start with your protein base it says that like soylent like start with a chicken breast b bone in pork chop nice um oh it's bone in never mind six ounce usda choice top sirloin or eight ounce usda a choice top sirloin all right i don't know how my hunger differentiates between the exact same six or eight ounce steak but here we go you know what i'm hungry i'm only three quarters as hungry as i might be actually can you shave one ounce off the eight because i feel like a seven seven you gotta pour the eight into the six ounce and what's left it's like the diehard puzzle excuse me i saw you shave

one ounce off of his steak i want a seven by order that six can i have his ounce so we all have sevens then you're gonna pick your topper on your protein and here are the options see the cajun shrimp topper which includes black and shrimp sauteed onions and savory lemon butter feels i feel kind of bad for shrimp that it didn't make the protein base cut bacon beer cheese topper fuck that's made of blue moon white cheddar cheese beer cheese spared no expense this is just called the goodbye option no that that one's next bacon crispy onions and fresh green onions hey applebees i trust you to put something fresh on my top and loaded about as far as i can throw you but thank you it's very sweet of you to write and finally the marinara mozzarella stick topper

and then it says the next part of the sentence is consisting of and it's like yeah i fucking get it you fucking assholes i know what you're doing uh crispy mozzarella sticks classic marinara sauce and a parmesan cream sauce oh my god what the fuck how do you get a steak and you put mozzarella sticks on it and then you put marinara on it and someone's like i there's something missing i could do more here's the thing i am not above ordering mozzarella sticks as an appetizer and then a steak as the dinner but if the server tripped and dropped the app plates on the steak plate i would say redo that yeah try try again try again this isn't fine this is not fine i have to ask a question of this character

is there a limit to let's be bad where they put mozzarella sticks on a steak and then they put marinara sauce on the sticks and then they put a fucking parmesan cream sauce on top of the other sauce is well let's be bad see that and say like well here's it nobody's nobody's that bad it's the difference between let's be bad and let's fuck up but what does applebees have to say for themselves we're sorry we're so sorry our topton loaded menu gives guests what they've always wanted a cheap a really admit it look within yourself it gives our guests what they've always wanted a cheap and easy death the champ a swift painful passing from this thing they call mortality a mozzarella escape a mozzarella mortality escape to show up in front of st peter's pearly gates

and have him say you look like shit did you do the parmesan sauce Jesus you smell like ass you gave the porn you're going to hell i hate this uh came what they always wanted the chance to top one favorite with another to discover a creative and tasty spin on a classic he has your fucking bucket list going pretty bad it seems just the one item on there the one thing you've always wanted is to put mozzarella sticks on an applebee steak and then marinara sauce and cream sauce fuck off the steak's pretty good but what buns me out is it stops here but what if it stopped here yeah thomas youn uh the executive chef of applebees says i quit i'm done this is it i knew you would push me too far at some point and this is it i've never quit in a press release before but

it no i love thomas he's my new guy because he gets audacious here for example pairing the chicken breast with the marinara mozzarella stick topper with the parmesan cream sauce is a deconstructed and reinvented chicken parmesan okay is is that sentence are there a weird string of capitalized letters in there where it's perhaps a secret message like they've got me trapped in the bunker please send help please send broccoli or broccoli or celery at this point we'll take and you want me to bread it no please and reinvented chicken parmesan that satisfies and delights the taste buds in a way that is uniquely applebees thomas youn on this

we can't agree jesus that was the worst sonic experience i've ever had legitimately sorry i got a little choked uh let's do audience questions can we get lights up uh everybody so we'll don't come down just yet we'll just raise your hand and we'll call you up sort of prices right hold on before we call anybody we have one rule oh yeah you know what it is okay now you might hear that and think okay but mine no yeah not just one and if you start it with i know this sounds like a bummer but no no no uh let's do left let's just work our way across and then a balcony i'm sorry we have nothing nothing for you if you've got a really good one come down to the lobby and just listen yeah i guess

so uh all right left side what's up nothing i guess wait yeah no that person who was getting pointed at by another person with a sword yes yes the only person in that whole section with their hand up yeah yeah you first person so yes you're good come on down yes yes yes it continues to be you i fucking love this is the only show we've ever done where trevis said the person with the sword pointing at somebody else and there were like six people like nice it's down here that's down here try a bit of steps it's down here can we get a little bit more handsomers hi hello hi hey what's your name jerick hi we've met you at the booth there's a sign of anything hi hi how's it going not bad are you having fun at the con or have you seen you guys okay good fair what's your question

sounds like a pretty shitty con so far hey i was emotional okay uh so i have this thing where multiple times random people that i've never met before they think they know me and they'll go oh start waving or like i think i remember you from somewhere and some of them are so excited to see me they go up and give me a hug okay and then when they pull away they see my frightened face and then they're like i thought i knew you what's the best way of diffusing the situation where are you at that that's happening a hug but i'm not gonna look at your face first uh it's happened at like school and comic con and just when i'm out at jerick as i live i live with the social anxiety which the main way of manifest is like i don't know what to fucking say to people especially

meeting new people i have no idea maybe you should stop looking at this incredible gift in the mouth like a gift horse rather that's the expression don't look at gift in the mouth don't look at gift in the mouth this person has come up and hugged you i think you got a friendship brewing right there yeah it's way better rather than your frightened face if they pull back and you're going i don't know you well just stare them dead in the eyes and be like welcome aboard shall we exchange contact info it may seem you've gotten on the wrong train now but look around you maybe it's the perfect not to worry i see you've met my so i think just lean into it and make a new friend you lean into the hug push them down

yeah what do you do at the hug because a hug is a two-person thing usually unless it's bad do you return it or well i try and like kind of be like yeah we're friends but it's like that's good of you yeah that's very kind it's very sweet jerk i just don't want to give it like too much of a oh yeah we're definitely this close yeah don't be the first one to break that contact yeah and i like how you leave a little mystery in there that's nice we were we were at a party earlier today and i was getting up to to leave and go to the hotel and i was sitting at a table and uh some dude came in and took my seat uh and i guess dad was also about to leave and he leaned over this gentleman and then caught himself and then saw me standing up and said like oh i was just about to kiss this

man on the head because i was leaving and the man the the the gentleman was a bald gentleman and so like i kind of think dad just wanted to kiss a stranger on the he just saw a very nice looking head and was like oh don't mind it so it could be much much much much much much much much much much much much much much worse is what i'm saying so is it possible that there's someone out in the world impersonating you oh shit i've suspected that jerica like or worse maybe it's you memento so you anyway you got memento disease sorry sorry about that sorry glad we can help it turned out okay for them in the movie i think i haven't seen i can't remember how it is yeah anyway does that help definitely cool thanks thank you uh yeah yeah yes yes you and the yes you with the bang yes

i always get so uncomfortable because sometimes i think people are cosplaying as angus mcdonnell but then it could that could just be your fashion and if that's the case like fucking that is my favorite gama con game cosplay or weird fashion joy no weird no hey come on weird bold sorry bold okay hello sirs okay so it's an angus mcdonnell situation what's your name hi i'm alexi from oxnard hi hello one more time sorry i'm the gnaw everybody was talking everyone please one second uh my name is alexi it's russian but i'm mexican i have really weird parents okay but you did you did clarify you're from oxnard craigs yeah okay okay what is your question um so i think i have a terrific like fun on state experience when it comes to other people but i have no capabilities like doing

improv or anything alone and i want to be a sound comedian all my life and i you guys have done community theater and everything sure i've done none of that and i want to see if you have any advice okay wait stop turn the microphone around that's good all right all right can i tell you this is great what i love about this is the first time you do stand-up comedy you're gonna fail right it's why i've never done it once so nice try god you'll never catch me here's what we're gonna do i want you oh shit don't do this no trap trap trap no no no hear me out allow me to fail griffin hear me out say the first thing pops in your head and everybody boo alexi no don't trust me trust me trust me trust me this is nothing

what you're doing is nothing do it say it say it whatever any how about airplane food am i right i don't like it either all right all right now you got that out of the way now say the first thing comes around everybody laugh your fucking face is off i love traffic that's just like that you're on the upswing right okay now now that you've gotten rid of the yips i'm gonna give you a tight one just a one-minute set oh boy listen listen alexi no help is coming oh my god this this is gonna be a long 60 seconds but i swan to john i'm not saying a word okay so you gotta hang in there wait wait before we start alexi i'm going to offer you a ripcord yeah i don't need to have the chance you can put the mic back hell yeah that's my dude here we go

oh ladies and gentlemen how's everyone doing tonight oh wait hold on wait jesse was just who's walking you on hold on are you trying to hot my spot right now no it's gonna get you i was gonna get you on hold on one second ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage alexi okay and go all right the other one joined comic con pretty good right pretty good i'm a cosplayer myself and like you know i've done a few things and stuff uh the worst experience i've had doing that though is uh i was like a little robin cosplayer i had little tights on and everything it was fantastic and then i got diarrhea uh so for the last half of the con i

shoved toilet paper down the back of my pants and i really just refused to stand up anywhere but i got tons of kids asking me to take pictures with them boy was it hard to look a kid in the face and go no i'm not doing that i really can't because there's judo up in this little thing so i try not to cosplay anymore ten seconds to bring it home unless i got underwear on and let me tell you me undies is a great prom sponsor fuck me right now and they're great aren't they fantastic okay alexi ladies and gentlemen alexi alexi here's twenty dollars ladies and gentlemen okay no well you'll just keep the twenty dollars good congratulations alexi

is now a professional stand-up comedian thank you that's the most we've ever helped someone ever fix the whole thing thanks alexi didn't you put that back right now you gotta take the picture with me after the show okay uh we need the next hey no you don't get to keep it you okay uh it's his money he can do what he wants with it um all right right side right side uh let's go a little bit further back uh there's somebody jumping up and down in the aisles yep jumping up and down way on the way back yeah yes yes you got it yeah it's you you know you can stop pointing at your face

i promise it's you still me i promise hi oh i'm sorry we were pointing oh no i'm so sorry what's your name um nine like the number hi nine hi how you doing i'm good cool what's your member's only jacket what that's a sweet jacket i like you a duttail shirt too that's choice okay um hi so um i've been collecting like uh like toys like action figures and like plushies since i was in high school and um i have a pretty substantial kind of collection right now but the thing is that i have a niece now who comes to visit me a lot and she's really little and she always like wants like touch everything and for right now she knows pretty much like you know i have like some stuff that i'm like no not that stuff but what i'm worried about is when she grows up she's gonna

be like oh why can't i play with those toys and i'm gonna have to tell her you know those are my grown-up toys i'm new to this whole taking care of a kid thing don't use the phrase the grown-up toys it will not go out i'm so torn because part of me wants to be like i mean what there's like fucking movie the fucking toy story too mode just like toys are supposed to be played with take them out of the box but at the same time like that's i guarantee my like harry houdini action figure is like i'm fine i'm good please don't let your baby gum on me that's a mech i built for two weeks from neon genesis even galeon you don't know how to play with that you would be bad at playing with that you're not ready to play with that the thing is that i do i have been buying

like more like toys that she can play with because like i do you want to kind of share that kind of well you guys put those low you put the good ones high yeah let's be real you bought those to keep her away from the goods the premium toys yeah so i was just wondering how i'm supposed to have that conversation with her all you have to do is like make a bright no like a bright she's a light and a child travis you're giving some fucking like my cat from hell jackson galaxy shit like give give her shelves that she can play with but then you have your adult shelves with your adult toys just look look the kids in the answer that one's made of knives i know it doesn't look like it's made of knives but there's knives all through it actually with a lot of

those even galeon mix it's actually probably not too far off um knife dad is a beloved please don't reference things that's not on it's just a knife thing travis hates it when we talk about monster factory um it's just not my idea this is the okay has there been let let me ask you this has there been an infraction um you mean like has something got like broken or something almost it and it was really hard to find i got really nervous what was it um there's like this little piece that was attached to one of the toys and um and she was messing with it and it came off and i was looking everywhere because i have carpet in my room and i couldn't find it i was freaking out um but i found it so it was okay you had me on tinderhooks but i was it was pretty touch

and go there for a while can you how about you just like don't let her in your house maybe it's more of an outside kid you know gotta use some sidewalk chalk here's a bubble mower get out of my face i gotta put together this zord does that still think people do yeah they build zords you know it's it does that help yeah thank you thank you um we're probably gonna do like one or two more because it's almost tomorrow right there right there with both your hands you stand up and i'll tell you if it's you yes it's you

no come on now no no no no no gray shirt gray shirt gray shirt there's a shirt wait is she sure not gray we're putting in three different fucking people you yes gray shirt gray shirt come on out come on out yes wait no no no no no no you're next you're next you're next you're next and there has to be a better way to do this everyone please get a number like at an auction all right all right you're next you're in you're in you're in the batters yeah you're on deck you're in the batters plate hi hi hello what's your name morgan hi morgan hi what's your question so i just graduated from college cool congratulations it's our show okay hey come on what was it what was it what was her degree biology nice nice

um so like science couldn't have majored in something funny for us this is a good one rubber chickens and farts it was a double major and rubber chickens and farts i'm majored in the water bottle flip oh nice no so my dad got me these um for my graduation gift these like 12 little wind up jesus and i don't know why and i don't let morgan finish and he just like sat there with this really triumphant look on his face like it was like some inside joke that we haven't it wasn't so i don't now i just have one fell out of my bag earlier at a 7-11 it was really awkward all right follow up question been home those g's eye all night yeah i brought three for you guys because then i only have nine to deal with hell yeah oh wait they do fun stuff

but they do backflips well after he gave them to me he stared at me for a minute and then he went they don't walk on water and then he just oh man mind's broken oh no i got a bum jesus okay first things first the sound is awful yeah no apologies to the woman sitting in front of you just gave away a fourth of these and you're a sucker because these are awesome thank you very much i god that's a weird pull from your dad though for real can i tell you here's my theory because it's this is what i would do okay where where i need to know i can't think of a good gift i wish i could think of an inside joke gift oh you know it would be funny if i return like it's an inside joke but i just have some shit someone else gave me i want to flash forward

15 years to the episode of antiques roadshow that where they're like if only that all 12 wind up jesus is wait you have nine what happened to the other three if you look on the foot you can see that these are cast by jesus himself um he was a carpenter do you remember or do you remember the first words out of your mind come on get now i'll put them next to this mind do you remember i'm getting it in the monitor and it's hell on earth um do you remember the first words you said to him after he handed you 12 jesus's um did he maybe miss like read the bible really fast i think okay 12 jesus yeah i get it blah blah blah there were 12 of these toys they are my tiny selves yeah whatever fine actually the

first thing i think i did uh was put it in my mouth and then i did a griffin's amiibo oh good okay good that's pretty good and i'm sure everyone there was like oh i love that franchise oh i get it i definitely get that one actually i think pretty much everyone there oh you have cool friends uh thank you for the jesus's and i hope we helped in some degree all right all right that's probably the last one because it's now it is it's now sunday oh if that's his that's his day hey how's it going hey how's it going happy sunday hey thank you same to you uh first justin were you at comedy bang bang two days ago no saw a guy that looked like you

and i was too scared to say anything that was dustin really glad you didn't get it hard he he was kind of a dick so that sounds like a duster shoot it might have been me now i think about it what is your name what's your name all right what was that what's your name james james james hi hi amanda james why do you know it does say i don't know on your shirt i am i don't know my girlfriend and i are cosplaying at least uh no lisa and ralph oh okay okay okay now i get it we were doing uh simpson's trivia earlier and we won yes and we won best costumes so there we go all right my question is it simpson's trivia because i'll fucking tank what's the name of the ice cream shop in springfield i have no fucking idea is this real

you know it's real finish cube butterfats old time i would ask the audience but i'm afraid the building would explode so what's the question so wait what's the ice cream finish cube butterfats old time old time confectionary yeah cool yeah that was a question it means nothing i'm assuming that's one of the later seasons it's early it's early all right question so for my job i have to plan a donor party okay and it just so happened to be planned there was gonna be the day before my birthday so i jokingly included a birthday cake in the catering and the budget and got it all approved oh no so wait i'm gonna stop you right there you can't jokingly do something yeah let's let's strip away the artifice you bought yourself a company birthday cake and i love it i celebrate it but

let's like let's just look this in the face am i good i in order for me to answer this i have to know if you uh don't say your last name from this point forward i will not enjoy working at the company that you work with i i love it oh well shit this would have been way easier and way funnier if you hadn't hey listen what's your rap at the office like are you like the bad boy or what's up lovable rogue i'm kind of the bad boy and i was a new guy for a long time and then we just hired two new people you didn't say that like someone who's kind of a bad i'm kind of a bad it's also hard to say it's also hard to say i'm kind of a bad boy while cosplaying as Ralphie from the Simpsons um how much was was it a fucking like cake boss cake or

like what were we talking about no it's uh it's like a it's like a big box store fucking it's Costco sheet cake uh like a cougar it's got that cougar whippy on there yeah i mean it's it's it's you guys don't have cougars around here fucking forget me sorry rouse rouse rouse yeah rouse got good cake or what's up rouse is cougar i've got a Seinfeld response on that one uh i think did anybody else eat the cake oh the party hasn't happened yet oh shit uh are you planning on sharing the cake or is that he is just a james cake so so now this is the thing because i know you guys have very strong opinions on surprising yourself yeah it's impossible is that what you mean that's not how brains work so now i have to act surprised and be really amped and say guys

okay oh wait oh wait you did not give me a grift alert i did not know there was a grift happening i thought you were gonna oh different deal if you pull that off like oh my god you guys that's the fucking best now that's so good this is it then do you want to when is this party because we will i swear to god we will hold this episode for a year oh miss bell your name on the k so good then you get to feel guilty for something they didn't do really guys really guys really with a g honestly that's just games it does actually say to the office bad boy i mean if you weren't the bad boy before you're gonna you are gonna be what's they all eat your grift cake uh i'm so excited for you this is gonna be the most delicious

cake anybody's ever eaten so i'm gonna spin this into into a grift thank you oh no you already did and don't pretend like you didn't this whole time it's okay it was your idea it was your own it i just wanted to be validated uh well does that help yep okay enjoy the cake thank you i think that's gonna do it uh thank you to the bell boa it's been completely fucking rad to do shows here two nights in a row thank you to uh our dad for doing our intro for us um thank you to john rodrick from john along winters for the use of our theme song it's a departure of the album putting the days to bed that was fucking so cool hey um so monday night we're gonna be on that midnight yeah so if you all want to like watch that i think it comes out of

11 30 i don't think that's a joke it sounds like a joke but it's not please don't tweet like they were so bad they had to cancel the joke please and this is specifically to the 2000 people who already tweeted that it's real funny but anyway please watch because we'll do our best i don't know we'll see um thank you all so much for coming yeah and for sticking around so late how about that final oh i also want to say i'm real sorry that we sold out of posters we thought we had yeah we fucked up we never know how many to do too kind and generous and you bought too much stuff so we'll do better next time we'll do better next time uh here's a final yahoo is sent by seth carlsson thank you seth whoo seth sits in some bangers it's by yeah fuck yeah well no it

sucks now say it it's from shrek because it was funny before but now that i know it's shrek it's probably anyway if spider man shoots webs from his hand and batman shoots bats from his hand what does the Hulk shoot from his hand my name is Justin McElroy my name is Justin McElroy i'm Kevin McElroy this has been my brother my brother and me kiss your dad square on the lips peace bye hey hey guys this is adam conover you may know me from my true tv show adam ruins everything well guess what now we're doing a podcast version right here on maximum fun what we do is we take all

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