My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 488: Huff the Un-Foot

Episode Date: December 2, 2019

We want you to come inside of our home — the one we all actually share together — to meet our new, government-mandated bird friends. Sure, the audio quality of this show is gonna take a dive, but when you see their horrible, shriveled faces, it’s still absolutely not going to be worth it.Suggested talking points: Turkey House, Open the Glottis, Justin’s Cooking Class, Neutral Gifts, Bush Squirrel, Thanksgiving Pizza, A Lengthy Discussion of Butch.

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother mean advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middlest brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy. Oh, there's a turkey in the studio in the studio. Oh man, not again. Could one of our producers come in here and get it? Yeah,

if you could get the turkey. Anyone of you? Someone come get the turkey. The turkey has now soiled my coffee. Dillip. Dillip, could you come get it? Dillip, don't touch it like that. Suzman, show Dillip how to touch it right. Oh god, Suzman, no. Boy, I wish we hadn't pardoned. Boy, howdy, I wish we hadn't pardoned this turkey for all its crimes. To be fair, most of its crimes were white collar and it has used its skills to help solve other crimes. As everyone knows that we may need a little bit of setup here if you don't follow the news and perhaps, and I'll say it's most ill-advised policy, this administration has decided that all pardoned turkeys must live with us or any other podcaster. We are named, got pulled out of the

hat. Of course, everybody knows about Stinky Friend, the turkey that lives at the Joe Rogan show, and I'm just hoping, what podcaster do you guys hope gets a turkey next year? I kind of would like to see Mark Marin interview a turkey. He already did, if you ask me, Gallagher. Whoa. Wait, is there a Marin episode with Gallagher? Oh, there's a famous Gallagher Marin episode, Travis. Get with the fucking net, dude. I am up to here in turkey shit and ready for the holiday to be over. For those of you who can't see, Griffin just pointed to the bottom of his shoe. It's not really that dramatic. I'm swimming in it. In the fiction that we've crafted, whose house is the turkey at? I think that in this world, in the fiction we created, we were all in the same

studio living together in a full house kind of scenario. As so many television producers who we have floated the idea of making a My Brother, My Brother, Me! television show have suggested, we all live together in one swing and pad. One of us is married. One of us is in a long-term relationship. One of us is a swing and single. Also, there's like four dozen fucking turkeys in here. Yeah. And here's a twist that makes this really special and why I think this is coming this fall in NBC is that one of us is a coyote. And that makes things so funny and a little bit sexy with all of the fucking turkeys. And all the turkeys are like paying tenants, right? So like, we can't eat them, right? But we want to. And also, thank you, Justin, for not giving away because one of

us is a turkey, but you don't find out which one until like season three. Yeah. Well, that's interesting because Justin actually said one of us is a coyote. But the idea that one of us is a turkey is also very powerful Travis. And I'm going to bring this up to Ryan, who's the showrunner on this one. Oh, we got Ryan. Ryan Reynolds. No, it's just Ryan. Oh, yeah. He's the exotic Norwegian television show rudder. He made fucking cheers. But anyway, this is Turkey House coming and this has been the pilot to Turkey House. Turkey House One Coyote. This is Turkey House. This is Turkey House. And I hope you guys liked it. And this was the intro for this funny episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me. It was a funny introduction. I should be clear. Turkey House

colon one coyote is the second season. We're doing it like Terrace House. Yes. With like, you know, boy ex-girl in the city. That kind of deal is one coyote. And then season three is Turkey House colon. Too many eggs. Yep. Next one is Turkey House boys versus girls in the city. This one, we're drawn in line down the middle of the house, and we're putting some fucking catapults in there. So this is an advice show. Catapult. More like birdapult. That's one of the jokes that happens. That's one of the many jokes that we have in season four of Turkey House. That was supposed to be safe for the trailer for season five. I'm sorry. Hey, everyone, forget I said it. Wow, Travis. Wow, we've got nothing.

So I'm going to go back to the joke board for season five, and I'm erasing that one, and now it's blank. Yeah, there's no more jokes on the board. A bird on hand. More like a hundred birds in my hand. If it makes you feel any better just in the joke board for this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me, as far as I can tell was Griffin makes a turkey noise. And then we just kind of, everything else was just that one little twisted brand of magic that we bring. Griffin, you were making that turkey noise? You kidding me? I thought you had a turkey with you. I was sorry. What a betrayal. Okay, okay, okay. I was making it with my throat, because I am the one who was. You're the turkey. Please, God, we got to start doing the podcast.

This is it. This is the podcast, betrayal. We're in it. This one's getting a little long in the gobbler. So, but you just swing. That is how we finish season five, the final season of Turkey House. This one's getting long in the gobbler. So that's the last line of dialogue. And then we flip off the light. We flip off the light. Class dismissed, I love. I do love class dismissed. Yeah. Every show should at the end. Every show, the last episode of the lawn order should be like one of the cops is like, anyway, criminals, we caught them all of you. We got all of you. Class dismissed. Turn off the lights. Yeah, shit. I have a rare condition called laughter induced syncope, which is a fancy way of saying, I faint when I laugh too hard. All the

studies I've read say the best way to treat situational fainting is to stop doing the thing that causes it. I'm not going to stop laughing. So my question is this, how do I tell my new friends they don't have to worry when I suddenly lose consciousness during a fit of laughter? That's a fainting goat girl. Son, glasses, big, loose suit, weakened at burnies. Is this anything? Is this anything? I'm partying with my new friend. They start cracking up so hard that they faint, but they're wearing a big sort of Blues Brothers suit and they're wearing sunglasses. I look at them and I think, hell yeah, that must be a cool thing that people are doing now is just sort of surprise siesta situation. Maybe have like a friend with you who, when you do this day,

they're processing it, right? And like it makes it seem like, wow, not only do they enjoy my joke, they're really taking it in. Like they really, they're really appreciating my contribution to the conversation. Hey, what was up with what just happened to you? Oh man, your joke was so fucking dope that I had to dream about it right now. Sometimes I hear jokes that are so funny and so cool. I think I'd like to play with that in the dream space. And so I go immediately to sleep right there and right then and there. I don't think I've ever done this on a show before, but I am going to offer my services here to the question asker. Here's what's going to happen. I'll travel around with you. And when someone makes a really funny joke and you feel yourself

starting to laugh too hard, I'll then make a joke of my own making to level you out back down to the middle. Travis is the comedy chill out tent essentially. I'll make a joke that you go, I mean, conceptually, that's funny. Yeah, it's kind of a thinker. I guess that's, yeah, that's funny in a way as the structure of a joke. If Justin and I are bringing the acid, Travis swings back in with the base just to keep your pH as close to zero as possible. Yes. And I'm willing to do that for you. I guess for the rest of your life, I guess that's what I'm offering here. Let me tell you something about friends. Okay. Oh, wait, hold on. Give me a second. Let me get in place. I'm ready to laugh about Ross and Chandler. Please go. Joss, Rowie,

Fandler, Chibi, those are my new set off friends. No, let me tell you something about friends. A true friend will still worry about you even if they know why you fainted. Yes. I still think there should be concern. I think concern is fair. You were standing over a big pile of broken dishes when you were laughing so hard. Other unsafe things. Come on, play with me in the screen. You know, unsafe stuff. Yeah, the bus saw factory. Yeah. The bus, thank you. You were working on a girder building a tall tower. Yeah. And it was lunch break. You were having a big 1920s sandwich. Oh, yeah. And a big old thermos of coffee with your sandwich, I guess. Having a big stogie, looking out at the 1920s New York City skyline. One of your friends tells

an off-color joke. It's the 1920s, so probably about, I don't know, Eisenhower. Woo! Off you go. I'm concerned. Your real friends are always going to worry about you when you faint. And that's fine. That's healthy. I think that's normal. Has this never happened to you guys? Laughing so hard that you fainted? Yeah. No. No, I don't think so. This has happened to me. Well, but Justin, you have a tendency to get a fit of the giggles in a way that Griffin and I don't really. I titter like a polite little mouse, but Justin, you rip and roar like a big, I don't know, like a monster truck. Yeah, you start going and now you see the tears flow from your eyes. The color rise to your face. I've seen you near

death from enjoying a joke I have made so much. I would love a super cut of all the times that we've gotten noises out of you on this show that are more like, like, like, like, like, let's like, hey, trap, do a laugh for me. Like, okay. And when I do it, I'm like, but sometimes, Justin, when you do it, you're like, is that what it's like? Yeah, sometimes that it's not, and it doesn't start like that, but you get there. And that's probably, so if I guess, you know how Dennis Nedry sounds when he gets hit in the face with the spittle. Oh, this is a good, yeah, please go on. It's like you were laughing at that noise that he made. Justin, don't take this as us slamming you or dunking you or burning you or razzing you or

zapping you or anything like that. I'm saying you would pass out less if you opened the glottis a little bit. Or if you just didn't enjoy things anymore. That no, stop it. I want Justin to have a joy filled life. I'm just saying when you have a laugh in there, don't switch it down and give it a open the glottis and just let it out. Yeah. Speaking of, let's hear you try it. Try open that glottis. Do something fucking funny. Here's what, let me see if this makes me, I came up with a joke. Okay. So let me say it and see if I laugh hard enough. Okay. To where, okay. Burning man. It's like burning man, but with burning sanders. Is that anything? Oh God. Shit. Actually, I kind of get it now. Juice, that feels good as hell. It's like I'm a laugh

crock pot. It's like I'm a giggle pressure cooker and I keep it down there and I feel it more. I feel the happiness more. I'm glad I could help. Do you guys want to get, how about a Yahoo? Yes please. Yeah. Tessa sent this in. It's from Yahoo Answers user Colin who asks, Hey, thanks Tessa. I'm thankful for you. Can a principal have a paper that says list of student I don't like? Oh, definitely. I was for sure. I was supposed to interview the principal at my school and I walked into her office before she did and I saw a paper that said that and it had a list of freshmen, sophomores, juniors and seniors. Right as she walked in, she hurried up and took the list and hid it in her desk. I'm surprised this teacher needs a list

because my list of people I don't like is kind of always at the forefront of my brain to sort of cooking there. I'm shocked that this person is having such trouble keeping track. If I may, perhaps they misread this, the question asker misread the situation and that was the weekly list turned in by each teacher to the principal so they could keep a catalog of just the worst little shits in the school. It's like, hey, we're all going to get together in the teacher's lounge and compare notes about what students we don't like, who we're going to give detention to or fail just because the ones who, I don't know, maybe will hide something in their desk and then yell at them for it. You know how teachers are. Like chattering teeth. Yeah. These freaking millennials

that show up at their chattering teeth causing a ruckus in my classroom. Yeah, you get it with their joy buzzers. I don't know. They're sticky hands that they use to whip across the room to collect things from one another. Oh, I hate those. They're wax lips. Yes. Oh, you know what I don't like? You know what I don't like? What? I don't like their troll dolls with their tall hair. Okay, thank you. And their little weird belly buttons. Oh, they stick it in Jeff's nose and then he gets into a sneezing fit and I'm trying to talk about algebra. They won't stop tickling Jeff's nose with the troll dolls. Yes. I'm going to confiscate every one of them and burn them in a big pile. Another big problem is that millennial baby names are pretty wild now and so maybe it's tough to

remember those. Yeah, like Diplo. Diplo is a big popular one. Skrillex. Jandis is a huge one now. Susan. Mitri. John Jerndy is huge. Travis. If you guys were teachers, what subject would you teach? This is a fun question. Drama. Driver's Ed, which means also coaching. Oh, yeah. I would be Driver's Ed. I would go at it backwards how most of the time they let the coach do Driver's Ed. They would bring me in for Driver's Ed because of how good I was, but then I would have to do coaching. What would you coach? You know, I don't. Skateboarding. Nice. Huh, a skateboarding coach. I'd probably coach esports. They say those who can't do teach, so that would be actually a really good

gig for you, girl, from the skateboarding coach. Yeah, it's easy. Get up there. Jump. No, not like that. I'll push you. I'll push you. I'll push you. Now make the board go up with you when you jump. No, not like that. Not. I would show you, but this is too easy. You need to find everybody's got their own style. You fell over again. Don't do that. I'm going to pull out this row of bleachers. Just make the thing go up with you and you grind all the way down it. No, not like that. Oh my God. Now do a Chrysler 360. Why are you having so much? F. F. F's across the board. Justin, what would you teach? Okay. I don't have any more. Just like cooking. You know what they need in school? Just like basic life skills. Sure. You know what my class

would be called? The real shit. Yeah. What it would be is called the real shit and I would tell students how it really is. I would teach. This is a class that I wish that had been taught to me when I was in pirating media. That would be another one. That's a good one. In high school, I wish that this is a class I would teach of the importance of opening mail because you know, sometimes you get the mail and you're like, I'll open this later. And then you open it like three weeks later and you're like, Oh, that was an important letter. I'm going to get yelled at. Right. And you think as an adult, you would just open the mail when it comes. But I feel like somebody didn't teach me that. And maybe I could go back and teach them the importance of opening mail in

a timely fashion. That would be a short class. You just do it. It just says in big letters. Juice, I think you'd be a good cooking teacher for cooking class. However, the worst school fight I ever saw in my life was in my high school cooking class. It was a it was a it was like a five person, like coed, just real hullabaloo, real huskow. So like, what do you do? You're teaching about how to make, you know, taco salad or whatever. Yeah, definitely. What happens when that when the huskow breaks out here? Griffin and I walked it out. Okay. Yeah. Hey, those are my tomatoes. Those are actually my tomatoes. I mean, let's hit each other a lot with tomatoes. Okay. I'm already hitting I'm already hitting you. I hit you. I'm hitting you back. I'm but I'm

hitting you the best and hardest. Justin, imagine I hit him in the neck and in the torso. I hit him in the gonads. He hit me in the gonads and I fell down over right in my freshness is so important. Right in my board. Oh, God, he's hitting me in both butt cheeks. Like, pounding, pounding, pounding. It's okay to squeeze one. Oh, no, one of my butt cheeks pops. I pop one of his is fake cheeks. Oh, no, it was actually real. I don't know how this has happened. Oh, God, teacher, teacher, I made the butt cheeks come out. Oh, it's right down to the bone. Teacher, teacher, I see his bones. Oh, no. Oh, my butt is sliding down my leg. Really fresh. Oh, God, he's in my knee. Hey, do you guys want to see some new Fortnite dances I've been coming up with?

Have you stopped the fight to unite the class? Is this a different student? Yeah. They're just trying to unite the class and they're disliked of him. Guys, guys, cut it out. This one's called the silly tornado. Oh, now you're punching my butt. I guess you didn't like it. No more butts punched. I would just do, I mean, I have a pretty good teaching style. Because it seems like you just ignored it to talk about blueberries. No, I just let you fight it out. See, if I catch you fighting in class, I'm going to make you fight a whole pack of them. Oh, so you love fighting. It's a cigarette thing, but more. So if you fight one, if you like fighting one person so much, I want to make you fight a whole pack of students. Cool. Okay. So you fight a big, big group the

next time. Okay, wait, can I try this now? Honestly, what my teaching style is and you two fight and I'll see if I can break it up. Hey, Grimbo, I really hate your guts. Oh yeah, kiss my nunchucks. Hey, you two. What's this really about? I'm proud of you and I support you. Okay, let's team up. Let's team up on this nerd teacher. Oh, they're punching me in the butt. Oh no, my butt. Now Griffin and I are the teachers and Travis, you fight yourself. Okay. So don't listen to what this guy says. He always lies. I'm the real history teacher, not him. Punching myself in the butt so far. He just came in here. I know he looks exactly like me because he copied my skin and my face, but he does. I'm the real history teacher. I'm the

real history teacher. Which one do I fight? Well, say something true about history, real teacher. Go ahead, I'm waiting. Go ahead, I'm waiting. World War I was a hologram. Okay. It's my first time doing a secret sand exchange and I got someone who I've only met once. The only thing I know about this person is that they're into feet more than the average person. Walka, walka. Wait, hold on. Read the rest of the sentence though. Their job specializes in feet. Okay. And they don't seem like the type to use standard presence, such as candles. Well, should I? No one uses the candles. That's not the point. Should I embrace the feet thing and get a goof? Or is there a special secret Santa ultimate present?

I can get them to impress. That's for man. I'm not sure in Melbourne. Okay. Just real quick, I'm going to speak. Is it podiatrists? Who are the feet doctors? Podiatrists. Their job specializing in feet, they probably don't like it if you describe it as like they're into feet more than the average person. Probably don't love that. Yeah. My, oh me, I'm a proctologist. Let me open up this package for my friend I've met once. Well, that's a asshole. Interesting. I've never bought a candle for somebody for a secret Santa because they seem like someone who's just going to use the hell out of that candle. You do it because it's like in a fancy jar or like it's holiday fiends. You can always go with like,

I don't know, like a Jimmy Dean sausage specialty platter or whatever. Yes. There's a spectrum of acceptable sort of person agnostic gifts that you can get someone for the holidays. And the most base of these are, you know, the target gift card or whatever the hell. Something that you're going to, this is something that you can have and you can use, but you do not need because I don't know you enough to know your needs. Yes. I have done a lot of like white elephant, Santa, you know, secret Santa things. And let me tell here's the hierarchy, the spectrum of gifts at the top is the like, I know you so well. And I absolutely nailed this gift that you weren't expecting.

A novelty shirt referencing an inside joke off red bubble or some shit like that. That's the best. That's easily the best. Then the next step is totally generic, but usable, right? Big 10, a popcorn, candle, a gift card, right? And then at the bottom is I sort of knew you and took a stab in the dark. That's where you get a thing where not only can I not use this, I now also don't like it. So like, cool. I don't know what to do with this. I know you like dogs. Here is a picture of some dogs framed in a nice frame. That's nothing. This is nothing you've given me. You've handed me air, essentially. I was going to search for candle that smells like feet.

And as I began to Google it, there was an autocomplete. So quick autocomplete challenge. What are the top five things that people search for completing candle that smells like? I'm going to say fart. No. No. Incorrect. I'm going to say, and this may be cheating because I saw it on like my Facebook feed, like rainy cement, like wet cement rain. No. Shit. Petrachore is what you're looking for. Books is weed. Okay. Matches. I like that. I love the smell when I light it, but then that just goes away. How could I keep that going? That must be the one that just like haunts candle inventors of like, just can't get there. Then there's candle that smells like rain. And then the last one is

candle that smells like gasoline. Whoa. That's a wild, that's a wild ambiance. Maybe that's not somebody looking to buy that. They bought one and it smells like that and they're terrified. Or possibly that Jeff Gordon searched that 50,000 times. Yes. So much so that it shows up now as a frequently searched. What if you just put out like a new like Yankee candle that just was labeled like smells like candle. That would really like boggle the noodle. Travis, that's so wild. How does that brain work? Here comes. Here comes. Here comes adjusting laugh. If this doesn't get it, then what will? It sounds like candle. Oh, yeah. Dang. No, it wasn't bad. I mean, it wasn't bad. We need to invent and this could be fairly lucrative. We've done this before at

the Magic Acorn, but that was, I think we can all agree that was rude, cop out, not practical gift at all. We need something else in the popcorn bucket, sort of milieu, like a neutral gift that's just like as good as a gift card. Something like, you know, fucking paper towels, God, I'm always running out of these things, but still more of a gift than that. Yeah, but that's not it, right? Because that doesn't imply, I want something that both implies I didn't know about you, but I thought about the human experience, right? Oh, that's a good point, Traff. To quote the home wrecker in love, actually, I don't want something I need, I want something I won't. And in that one, she's talking about her boss's sex, even though he's

a miss, he's married. What about a scarf? Again, in love, actually, she gets him a scarf and it's quite, that's that one's thorny because of love, actually, that one's a little bit thornier because she gets him a scarf. Yeah. And what about a laundry hamper? Not expensive, but something everyone uses, but I would never think to buy at the store. Maybe you get a laundry, a laundry basket, like a really nice one with nice handles. Yes. And then you go into their house early and you break theirs. Cool. And make sure that could really work with anything, huh, that particular strap. Break it right in front of the front door so they see it. Like as they're leaving the house that day, like, ah, dang, wait, what's that? I got a new one. Secret Santa.

What for two? It's a circumstances. Put the shards of their shattered laundry hamper inside of the new laundry hamper when you give it to them. That'll really flip their fucking being, dude. What about, oh, here's a good universal gift. Oh, he's got one. Yeah. Get a big bow and put it on their car outside in the parking lot. Right. And then you pull back and say, I got you that. This is for hunters, I'm assuming. What? This is for hunters mainly, I'm assuming. A big bow. No, excuse me. Like a ribbon bow. Got it. Okay. And they're going to look out the window and see it. And they're going to laugh, right? Because that's funny that you did that. And that's all you're really going for, right? In this bleak existence is one bright moment of laughter shared with a

new friend because you were the funny friend who put a giant bow on a car they already owned. Oceans 8 on Blue Ray. Thank you. Finally, one of us says it. It's a great flick. Not enough people saw it. Sandy's bringing all of her heat. If it had been the first one in the series, y'all would have loved it, right? I would have loved it because we would have had two more. Oceans 9 and 10. We still need those, by the way. Please, I'm begging you. Please, Hollywood, make 9 and 10 or else I'm going to do a movie marathon. I'm going to have to sit in silence for four hours before I can start 11. Please don't do that to me. Out of respect. Out of respect for these fallen films. I'm going to have to hire local actors

to act out what I think would have happened in Oceans 9 and 10. And while that is good for the gig economy, it's not good for my pocketbook. Okay. How about you put a SD card and you wrap that up and you give it to them and they say, what's that? And you just say, Bitcoin. Huh. But it's not... It's not Bitcoin? I mean, it's not on there. That's not how Bitcoin works. And then you can just start explaining how Bitcoin works until they've left the room. The room? How about a guest role at Oceans 9? Huh. Now, I feel like that only works. This only works if you're Sandra Bullock, by the way, or someone with equivalent juice. Uh... If Sandra Bullock got me in The Secret Santa and got me like a candle,

I mean, I feel pretty good because I got a candle from Sandra Bullock, but I'd also be like, Sandra Bullock, you don't know me better than this by now? Now, hold on just a fucking second because I'm pretty sure well, Sandy B has access to smells that you could not even fucking imagine, Travis. That's true. She can get me the match-scented candle. That's... You're thinking too small. Like, you don't know what you don't know about Hollywood smells. We haven't reached that echelon yet. Maybe when we walk that troll's red carpet, we'll be taken into the centatorium and get granted access to the forbidden smells.

But, I mean, I would love when a Sandy B secret candles. Yeah. Like, here's a candle that smells like winning an Oscar. Yeah. Hey, this question, a lot of questions we do don't have villains other than just like life and how it is. This one does have a villain. It is not even Thanksgiving yet. Why is this office busybody looping people into Secret Santa? My brain isn't even there yet, and we're already having to fight about Secret Santa's. You could have gotten to know this person much better. You had time.

Oh, shit. You have time now. Well, that's a good point, Trav. I guess, yeah. Yeah, right. I guess that's true. Maybe this is why the office busybody, or perhaps just friend group busybody, has done this now. Like, hey, you have six weeks to like, learn about this person. And maybe the best present you'll give him is friendship. This is what Tuesday's with Moray's about, I bet. We gotta stop saying that every episode.

I know, but I'm just so fascinated by it, but I'm afraid to read it because I think I'll be disappointed if it doesn't live up to all the predictions I've made about it over the past, you know, 500 episodes. Maybe they have put in the legwork to get to know this person. And they really are just all about that foot life. Do you know what I mean? Maybe their house is a foot locker. Do you know what I mean? Maybe we were wrong at the beginning when we were like,

it's probably not a bit. Maybe they did put in the effort and they're like, oh, how's it going, Dr. Stanson? Excuse it, toes. Like, that's like the heat that they bring. And I'm not saying people who are into feet are all about that, but I'm saying this particular podiatrist is into it that deep in the heat. And also, to be fair, I think we may be jumped to podiatrist, but all this is they're trying to specialize in feet.

They might work at a foot locker. Possible, possible. If you are a podiatrist and the question answer says they specialize in feet, that seems like a weirdly general way of putting it, right? It seems like they could have given us a bit more than that. That would have given some color, I think that would have helped. Maybe, maybe, it's hard to say. The holidays are tough for everyone, man.

It's so true. Is it possible to find, is there like a candle sommelier that you could talk to and say, give me the candle that's the exact opposite of feet so that they can burn it in their office to create a neutral experience? Are you talking about fucking smell-canceling technology, Travis? Because if so, yes. Yes. Opposite candles that create the exact opposite smell waves from feet.

Huff the unfoot. The unfoot. That's powerful, Trav. I think, can you get a patent for bullshit that doesn't exist, but should and might, is that possible? Because it's specifically what patents are for. Yes. This is mine.

No, no, no. Patents are for, I figured out a way to do things. I'm saying a patent for like, if someone ever does this, I got this. Because like, I thought about, oh, that it needed to happen. So we can tell a fib to uncle government that we invented the unsmell. And yeah, what are they going to do, send someone over to check? Yeah, what are they going to do? Come in and be like, oh, this doesn't pass the smell test.

It feels good to let him out, doesn't it? It does feel good. Just rip him, baby. Hey, if I'm going to buy some secret Santa presents, I need to go to the money zone. Oh, well, let's go then. Get on my back. Wee. Griffin, get on Trav's back.

No. All right. You'll follow behind like a sad sad. Do you know what I wish I could have for Christmas? Just once. A good night's sleep. But I've been sleeping on this pile of hay and rocks, and I just don't know what to do. I'll just like the baby Jesus.

Just like the baby Jesus, except all year round. And not just at Christmas. What do I do, fellas? Oh, jeez, Trav. Oh, boy, you got to go to Casper. You got to also tell us if you're going to set us up like that. Because sometimes I thought that you were driving this car, and I looked outside and you were like, a half mile behind us, and Justin and I were in the Maxi trading place.

I thought Trav was driving, and Griffin and I decided to like look at some of the local flora and fauna while he drove us to our destination. No, I was driving. I just needed you all to check the map to see where I was going. Okay. Oh, but that's a full-time gig. I can't be occupied with that. Casper's great.

I'm trying to do my, I'm trying to do my snowcoos back here. Casper makes the mattresses. They're so nice. We all got them. Got the in-laws in town right now. They're about to crash on our Casper, so psyched, so jealous actually of them. And they, there's products guys. These products are cleverly designed to mimic human curves,

providing supportive comfort for all kinds of bodies. And yeah, the original Casper, it combines multiple supportive memory foams for a quality sleep surface. And it's got sync. It's got bounce in just the correct sort of ratio that you want. And also they got that 100 night risk free sleep on it trial that you're, that it's going to do you just right. Justin, take it over.

So here's what you're going to do. You, you don't want to take our word for it. You want to find out for yourself. We are untrustworthy. We are shady. Proven. Go to casper.com slash brother and use the code brother at checkout. And you're going to get $100 towards select mattresses by visiting

casper.com slash brother and using the code brother at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. There's a hundred night risk free sleep on it trial. Just give it a whirl. Casper.com slash my brother. And then use the code brother at checkout to save $100. I want to tell you about my new service that I've invented. And it's called Blay Ubrin.

And basically what I do with this service is I send you already made meals. And then you're going to take those meals and break them back down to their individual components. Like a puzzle. Yes, exactly like a puzzle, except it's like if you bought a puzzle and it was already done in the box and then you had to take it apart. Fuck, that sounds good. I would love to smash big puzzles for a living.

And here's the best part of puzzles. The best part about Blay Ubrin is that when you are done, you're going to ship that on to somebody else. And then they're going to take those individualized ingredients. They're going to make a meal out of it. Are they going to eat it you're asking? No, that would be disgusting at this one because it's easily like two or three weeks old. They're going to ship it on to the next person who's going to break it back down to the

and so on and so on and so on. And if that's fascinating Travis, but I'm going to give you a counter proposal about this. How about instead of that, whatever that was, it wasn't comedy, but whatever that was Travis, how about instead of that, they head on over to Blue April and get ingredients delivered to them. And they can make something worth celebrating this holiday season. You know, they have a lot of options. So they make the meal and send the meal to someone?

No. No, you actually consume it on site in front of God and everybody. There is a wide array of Blue April recipes. They can send you, you know, kind of customize it to different diets. I've been going a little healthier lately. Last night Sid made lettuce wraps with some beef and farro in it. It's delicious. It's delicious.

They have wonderful meals that you can make at home. They're fun to make. And if I'll say even more fun to eat. Maybe this season, give yourself the gift of learning how to be one of the great chefs. And I don't mean competent in the kitchen. That's what Blue April wants me to say. What I'm going to say is begin your journey towards becoming

the next Ratatouille chef guy. Remy, thank you. You just start now. Bring the magic of the kitchen back and enjoy at home. Bring the magic back. Bring back the magic of your kitchen. Hey, bring that back. Bring magic mic back to your kitchen and have him cook you a home cooked meal.

Check out this week's menu and get $60 off when you visit blueapron.com slash my brother. That's blueapron.com slash my brother. Blue apron cook more. We interrupt the podcast you're listening to to tell you about another podcast. That's right. We got this with Mark and Hal. That's correct, Mark. This is Hal.

We do the hard work for you settling all of the meaningless arguments you have with your friends. So tune in every week on the Maximum Fun Network for We Got This with Mark and Hal. And all your questions will be asked and answered. You're welcome. All right, that's enough of that. We got this. Can I Yahoo? Please do.

This one was sent by Ethan. Thanks, Ethan. It's Yahoo Answers user. Oh, geez. I am male. Who asks? Before Tarzan learned about humans, why is he the only one who's wearing a cloth while the rest of his gorilla families are naked?

Okay. Well, I assume it's because gorillas have a natural protection for their bits, what with fur and hair and stuff and just the way that they walk. Humans, because we stand up right, would have that genitalia exposed and dangerous. Plus, it would really hurt when you're slinging on vines. Counter. You don't know that Tarzan doesn't have a patch of fur down there to protect his stuff. Well, I mean, I assume he has some fur.

His monster bush, Trav. He lives in the jungle where they don't have electric razors and shit. So he's probably got mad fur down there. But he probably uses like a humorous animal tool like on Flintstones, where we would have like, I don't know. Well, I almost said a beaver, but that's a little too on the nose, huh? They have, and I'm thinking about this now. In Flintstones, he had some sort of weird like prehistoric squirrel guy, right?

Who like chewed off his beer when he shaved in the morning. He uses... Wait a minute, is that real? Trav is not. Trav is to speak in gospel. Like they had animals that are occupied. Like his teeth would go like... That's net.

But it says he's eating Fred Flintstones' beer trip. He doesn't. I don't think he eats that. I think it falls harmlessly to the floor. But Justin, you're... He's getting... Okay, stop. No, you haven't even like driven to get to the heart of the question.

You're in your 2019. I'm in your 31, 20. Let me get to my shit. I'm saying that he is eating some beard. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but Legraven finished, because I can see Legraven's going and... Come with me down the road, the rest of the highway, because you're 100,000 miles behind me.

He trims the beard. You know he's doing bush work as well. Unless they have a separate, nastier, prehistoric squirrel that gets in there for the edge work. It's not possible. It's not efficient. It's not cost efficient. It's wasteful.

Hey, Fred, can we talk? It's me, your shaving squirrel. This is no longer a living. I've been talking with... What are you talking about? It's a symbiotic relationship. It's not, though, because I don't eat the pubes. I don't need the pubes to live.

I've been talking with... I need your face hair to live. Yes. I've been talking with the mammoth that you use to wash your dishes, and I've been talking with the pterodactyl that you use to play your records. And we've decided to unionize, Fred. And basically the one point we all agree on

is none of us want to eat your pubes. Can you imagine the squirrels all sitting around, and one squirrel is like, you know the worst part about people? It's when they make you eat their bush. And then all the other squirrels just fall completely silent. Jeremy, what did you just say? Yeah, you know, when they make you eat their...

That doesn't happen. That's nothing. It's nothing. Okay, we agree that's nothing, but can we also agree it's pretty whack that Tarzan reached a certain age and his gorilla famo is like, you gotta cover that thing.

That's weird. What is so weird? On there, cover that shit up, dude. I can see your whole penis, dude. Cover it. Look at Gragas. Right now, look at yours. Now, look at yours.

It's different, isn't it? Cover yours up, Tarzan. It's so different. I can see your whole boobus. That would be a completely different Tarzan experience if Jane and the whole party was there, and Tarzan just walked in, sans loincloth, and they were just like,

oh god, and they're just looking in the sky, and he's like, all right, Tarzan. Like, yes, yes, we are aware. Your whole business is just there, Tarzan's business, and then you have to explain, I don't know, modesty. He steals a top hat from the wealthy benefactor of this expedition and puts it on his head, and he does a little dance with the Rosie O'Donnell gorilla,

but the whole time, the many driver characters like, dude, dude, bud, it's out your thing, please. How often do you think animals in nature are out running around or whatever, and just thinking, man, I wish we could cover this stuff up? I would love to have pants right now. It's cool, and I'll tell you why, is because I just ran over some reeds,

and I got nipped a few times by him, and I wish I had some sort of shell or protection like the turtle has. It's also, like, cold. Man, I wish I had clothes on. Oh, boy. All right. I could have done another 15 minutes on animals,

I'm going to tell you. Yeah, sure. I want to munch. Squad. I want to munch. Squad. I've been hearing from a lot of my Canadian friends about Christmas pizza.

Now, Christmas pizza is a product of Boston pizza, which is owned, of course, by Dragon's Den stalwart Jim Trilliving. Used to be a mountain. That always sounds like you're saying Jim for a living. Go on. Nope, it's Jim Trilliving. Yeah, he owns Mr. Lube, owns Boston Pizza.

Huge success. And Boston Pizza is going hard this year. They are going hard because it is the holiday season, and they are bringing you a caroling pizza box. Huh. Huh. Now, this isn't going to seem that wild, but we'll get to it.

So the pizza box, when you open it, it will play the song Carol of the Bells. How? Oh, how? So you open it and I'm assuming they're, you know, we perfected this technology with greeting cards. You just open it and then it'll play Carol of the Bells, right? Boston Pizza's Niels Van Oyen, a senior marketing manager,

says that many of its pizza recipes are unexpected and creative, so it wanted creative assets to match. He says that a caroling box is a continuing expression of the brand's unique point of view. Oh, that's a long sentence that means nothing. Here's our point of view. What if the box sank? Now, boys, why are they making a caroling pizza box?

You might ask. Well, for one, they're seeing takeout and delivery become increasingly relevant. Boston Pizza's classically sort of a sit-down chain where you can enjoy a nice poutine pizza with your family. But right now, they're ruining something very special, and it's the Christmas pizza. Huh.

Imagine a pizza. Wait, give me a second. That you love. Okay. Okay. Imagine it with all your favorite toppings. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Okay. Now get a rake and scrape all of those off. Okay. Okay. So the good toppings are off, right? Yeah. So now we're going to scoop on their season rotisserie turkey. Okay.

A housemaid stuffing. Okay. Rosemary sage cream sauce. Oh, okay. And Italian cheeses. Okay. And then we're going to ladle on some warm turkey gravy. Oh, boy.

Some warm turkey gravy. And right in the middle, a huge dollop of cranberry sauce. Oh, boy. Oh. And when you buy it, you get a free Toblerone with it. That's not on it. The whole time, I was like, this sounds dope as hell, waiting for the goof to kick in.

It's receiving a free Toblerone at the end that really takes it over the top for me, for some reason. You get a free Toblerone. I would. This delicious pizza. Here's what I would be afraid of. Now we are, of course, forewarned. But if I was somebody who just like ordered a pizza from them

and it came and I opened the box and as upon opening, the box began making any kind of noise at all. So ever I would drop it on the ground. A meat like I would throw it across the room. Assuming, I don't know, there's a swarm of bees or something inside. Is there bees inside? There and then I'm sorry, I'm reading down here a little bit. There are bees inside.

Just to let you know how wild this place gets. They also have cranberry barbecue ribs. I don't understand this restaurant at all. Well, we ordered a shitload of cranberries. We just got them. We got to put them on everything. The box sings to you and it's got Thanksgiving inside it. Yeah.

That's this is this is one of the best things you've ever brought. I would say Justin. Hey, if you guys can be quiet for 30 seconds, I want to play you an ad for it. That's that's right. Munch Squad AV. Here we go. Pizza, this commercial is the Boston Pizza. It's a turkey dinner on a pizza.

Pizza underneath the turkey dinner. Christmas pizza free Toblerone with the pizza. Get it today. Boston Pizza the Gala Lamb. Free Toblerone in the pizza. But not on the pizza. Don't get it twisted. It will certainly melt in the delivery process.

I really appreciate that you did that, Justin, because it did answer my one qualm with this incredible Thanksgiving pizza, which is that they still went ahead and put some fucking cheese on it. They did put cheese on it. The rest of it, whatever cranberry stuffing, mama's broccoli salad, whatever, like go nuts on it. And it's, you know, Thanksgiving on a on some crust. I'm into that.

But then they actually also melted some cheese all over it. And that commercial kindly explains, well, we like cheese. Yeah. OK, Boston Pizza. Because we had cheese and so they should have said. Jim for a living. We have it by the bucket.

Jim for a living. Could you step into R&D real quick? So, wait, hold on. Let me do my fucking Jim for a living. Oh, yeah? Well, we do. We asked and we put a whole fucking Thanksgiving dinner on a Christmas pizza for some reason.

Oh, that's great. All that is great. The problem is I love that. I love the sound of this pizza. Well, there's nothing. There's nothing to hold it all. It's just a bunch of wet, goopy ingredients kind of piled onto a flat surface.

It's just going everywhere. So let me think about my assets. I got Mr. DeLube. Does that help? No, I would say that just that would make it more goopy, I would argue. OK, I also own Boston Pizza, the restaurant that we're standing in right now.

And you know what we got at Boston Pizza? Pizza? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll let you get there because that's going to be real satisfying. Singing boxes. I don't know, Jim. You had us working on that, too. Can't we just make regular pizza with like cheese?

It's just that I didn't get my doctorate in pizza. Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it. These rocket boots were supposed to kick on whenever I said cheese and I was going to blast out the ceiling. OK. God damn it. All right.

Hold on one second. Fuck. Let me try again. Hold on. Cheese. Oh god, he explode. I don't know. Am I still here?

No, you're on fire. Oh, damn it. Hold on. Let me get this. He's melting the cheese on the pizza. It's perfect. There you go. It was all part of my plan.

Anyway, I'm glad I could help. Cheese. OK, now it's working. God damn it. No work that time. Ah, shit. Hey, how about another question? Yeah.

Do you have a question about what just happened? I don't have any questions about what just happened. It makes progress to me. It all tracked to me. I'm going to need to travel for work this week. And I said I was thinking of driving myself while my co-workers are thinking of flying or taking the train.

Man, this is a boring start. Let's hang in there, though. Together, so far, it's pretty boring. I don't see what's boring. The rest of the question is, and if we leave at the same time, and I'm going 60 miles an hour. Right.

Yeah. All right. Sorry. Let me find my place here. Oh, it's weird. And the co-worker, who I absolutely can't stand, said it would be cost-effective if I took someone with me, pointing to himself.

Yeah, we got it. I think I responded kind of noncommittally. How the fuck do I shut this down so I don't have an aneurysm during a three-hour drive with this completely inseparable person? This is tough because it is more cost-efficient. Yeah, it is. That's true.

It's much more cost-efficient. Uh, you could tell them your car's cursed and anytime you drive with someone, they die. Okay, but that's going to be tough to believe, I worry. Yeah, but I would also argue if this inseparable person isn't also completely dense, they're going to read between the lines and get that you don't want to ride with them.

Do you think that? Because I find that people, one of the things that they lack, people who are tough to kind of hang out with a lot, one of the things that they tend to lack is sort of basic, you know? Yeah, kind of like getting it. The stuff that we all kind of agree to without saying it.

Right, yeah, just sort of like the stuff where like we all get it, like the type of person who would invite themselves along on a three-plus-hour road trip with someone who they don't really get along with. Well, they don't know, see, okay, here's the thing, they don't know they don't get along with you. This is what I'm saying.

They don't have the stuff. You know, they don't have what it takes. Okay, I'm changing my mind on this. You need to go on this road trip. It's the holiday season. And if holidays, planes, trains, automobiles, I love it. What's the one with the dude from Married with Children where he goes to pick up his, I guess, new son,

like Stepson or something? You remember that one? It's not called no- Sorry? Yes, with Tim Allen, Timothy Allen? No, right, JTT? No, there's that one. JTT's in it.

I'll be home for Christmas. No, on that one, he goes home by himself. Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about, though. I'm talking about the one with Ed O'Neill. Good flick, though. Good flick. He goes to pick up the kid and has to, like, drive him back to his family.

You know the one. Duff. Yes, thank you. Ed O'Neill's only been in one movie. If you had led with, if you had just said the words, Ed O'Neill, there's an eight-point chance twice. Duff. Dutch.

Good flick. It was Dutch. Damn it. Dutch. Griffin, it was Dutch. Oh, did Justin play it? It wasn't Duff. It was Dutch.

Damn it. It was Dutch. Duff's my born parody. Huh, that's a weird one. That's a weird conversion there, Justin. Okay. So anyway, Dua Plains trains in automobiles with him. It was Dutch.

I gotta stop doing this podcast with the two of you. The cover of the movie has him carrying the child in a bag. Wow, that is grim. Yeah. The T in Dutch in the title is just him shrugging, which says a lot about the movie to me. Ethan Embry is in it. Ethan Embry is not in my porn parody.

I do not know where you heard that. I could never afford Ethan Embry. No, he's in Dutch. He plays Doyle. The two main characters in the movie are Dutch, Dooley, and Doyle Standish. That's rough. I say go on the road.

To get to know his girlfriend's son, a working class good guy volunteers to pick him up from a prep school. I'm going to play Pokemon. Only to learn that her son isn't the nicest kid. Written by John Hughes. What else about Dutch? Joe Beth Williams is in it. Oh, huge.

I'm going to look at the trivia. Right now, I feel like how 80% of our audience feels when we discuss Frazier. I finally get it, everybody. Can we talk about Frazier real quick? Oh, my God. And in a meta sense. Not one that requires knowledge of Frazier.

People who like listen to our show, talk a lot about how our Frazier jokes go over their head because they never watched Frazier. And I want to be kind of clear about something. We didn't watch Frazier either. Like, we don't know. We osmose some Frazier. There's Frazier in particular in the air that we inhaled.

I have watched, I would say, 45 minutes of Frazier non-consecutively. Yeah. Nobody. Hey, guys, don't sweat it. Nobody watched Frazier. Like, nobody watched Frazier. We all just agreed.

We all allowed it to be on. But nobody actually watched Frazier. So there's not some context you're missing here. It's Kelsey Grammer. He is fancy boys. A fancy boys, but the dads isn't. And he has a dog in a stinky chair. That's it.

End of synopsis. Can I do it? Should I do another question? Because I almost certainly cut about 90% of that hot Dutch material and threw it right in the video. Oh, that should be the porn version. Hot Dutch. Hot Dutch material.

Now, wait a minute. Travis just opened up a cool idea, which is just like, if you want to make a pornography jaws, you would just do hot jaws. Hot jaws. Mel Gibson turned down the role of Dutch. Are you fuck? You can't pivot back around.

Nothing is Dutch. Dutch is nothing. The audience doesn't get fucking Frazier. They're not going to get Dutch. OK? Can I? None of us saw, none of us on this call saw Dutch. Is that, is that agree?

Wait, hold on. Guys, this is a tasty one. This is a tasty six or 15 people found this interesting. Hold on. Hold on, Travis. I got a fucking, because you said it, I had to sing the tasty Dutch trivia jingle, or people will go wild.

It's Dutch. Don't worry too much, because it's time for Dutch. Hot Dutch trivia. Now, there's a piece of trivia. Six of 15 found this interesting. Dutch, parentheses, et O'Neill. Wait, hold on. That's a bad name, right?

You're saying nine out of 15 people that cared enough to go look at the trivia for Dutch. Can't derate it. Right, good. Looked at it and said, it's actually very interesting. I'm sorry that I wasted so much time looking at the trivia for Dutch.

And you said, hold on, I got to put this on a podcast. Dutch, parentheses, et O'Neill, and parentheses says that at one point in his life, he drove a concrete truck, period. He and Doyle later hitch a ride on a truck that carries concrete pipes, end of trivia. Why are we talking about this fucking movie so much? There's some trivia too, but it's mostly spoilers.

Sometimes I don't know how to stop it, Grif. That's what worries. That's what I get worried, honestly. I've tried a few times, Justin. I'm going to have to say, you're a little bit complicit. You did write a whole song for Travis's. It's a jingle. Okay.

If you're not going to do them, I got to. I got to know Yahoo here. And we'll do it real fast. And he said, we got to end on not dice. I'm looking through the cast list down. Graham Robux on the bottom. Thank you, Graham Robux. He's from Yahoo Answers, user LaLaLaLa, who asks,

When you catch a Frisbee, what are your options? Huh. When you catch a Frisbee, what are your options? Like, keep it? Catch it with both hands or one hand is cool. You can do the one where you jump in the air and you catch it under your leg, like you're a neat youth pastor. I would say the best option is to always act like it's the first time you've ever

successfully caught a Frisbee. And make it a real celebration. You know what I mean? Because catching is not assumed, right? There's no guarantee in this world that you're going to catch that Frisbee. So let's treat every time like it's your first. Yep. You could also catch it and take a big bite out of it.

Yeah, catch it in your mouth like a doggy and take a big bite out of it, but then nobody can throw the Frisbee. So that's actually not, I'm going to say that's actually not one of your options. I mean, it is an option. I would say probably the biggest crack up you could do would be to catch it and then immediately spin around 180 degrees and chuck it as hard as you can at a person that is not there. That would be a real crack.

Yeah. And you can shout like, catch dad. And then you throw it to nobody as far as you can. And then you can look kind of sad and no one's going to ask you to clarify what just happened. I guarantee it. You know, the director of Dutch was his last movie he directed. You could throw it up in the air and then have it come right back down to you.

And then say like, it's just me from now on. You guys can go home and you keep throwing it up to yourself. You could catch it and be like, oh, nice Dutch on DVD. Yeah. But this only works if the Frisbee is Dutch on DVD. Correct. For, for, for. You could have another Frisbee that you throw at the other Frisbee in midair to,

to knock it out. And when you do that, you yell, Beyblade, rip it up. This has been our show. My brother, my brother and me. Do a catcher to throw. Do a backflip in midair. If you are in Canada and you get one of these Christmas pieces, please tweet us a picture. Make it clap right on that Frisbee disc.

What it looks like. Cause I bet it does not look as tantalizing as these images make it appear. I feel like that could break bad really easily. And if you are listening to this and Dutch is your favorite movie, please let me know. I'm hanging up on the Skype call. You guys finish it. Bye. Please let me know if Dutch is your favorite movie.

Oh, Griffin did leave. So anyway, this has been my brother, my brother, me. We hope you enjoyed it. We hope you're going to download Dutch today and. Oh, Griff's back. Thank goodness. John Roderick in the long winters. I'm just going to barrel on through.

Cause I won't, I won't reference the movie. I can, I can, I can do a noise cancellation. The D movie is the, of course, third sequel to the B movie. Okay. All right. Now we're back in safe territory. Make a judge. Got a lot of our system.

Okay. Go ahead, Travis. The latest episode of Paul Bart Malkop till death to us. Blart is out now where we watch Paul Bart Malkop too. Everything's giving the three of us and Guy Montgomery and Tim Bat from worst idea of all time. Episode five is up now. If you haven't listened to it yet.

Also, because it is a new month, there's lots of new merch to check out over at macroemerge.com. We're excited to see you all at candle nights here in a couple of weeks. If you're going to be at the show, make sure you send in questions. Make sure you write that they are, you know, for the candle night show in the subject line that goes for Yahoo's as well. Uh, what else, fellas? Oh, if you, uh, if you can't come to candle nights,

you can still be a candle nights star. Every year, Riley Smurl and the other two Smurls, all the whole Smurl family from of still buffering fame, raise money this year. It's going to contact a Huntington based organization. This is a 24 hour rape crisis center. And, uh, it's, it's a fine, uh, fine organization. And for just $5, you can get a candle nights star that we will display during the, uh,

during the show. So that's, I think that's pretty cool. Absolutely. Honestly. Um, that's, that's, I think you should go do that right now. I, uh, want to thank John Roderick and the Long Winters for the use of our theme song. It's a departure off the album, Putting the Days to Bed. Great tune, great track, uh, one of the best, uh, it's Rolling Stones best song.

They said, they said it. Rolling Stones had best song, uh, and thanks to maximum of fun for having us on the network. Go check out that hot new website, maximum of fun.org. Go look at all the shows on it. Oh, you know, it's a great gift. Marvel at it. You know, it's a great gift to get someone. If you say dutch on dvds, we're to God.

The knowledge that in just a couple months, they are going to receive a copy of the adventure zone graphic novel book three pre-ordered that now, maybe include like a letter about it and an envelope that says, Hey, in July, this book's all yours. It's based on the pedals to the metal arc and it is so good y'all. Super good. It's so good. Uh, you're gonna like it. I got a final yahoo here.

This one was sent in by Jeanette. Thanks Jeanette. It's from an anonymous yahoo answers user who I'm going to call dumpy asks. What was the best decade of the 1990s? My name is Justin McElroy. Travis McElroy. I'm Griffin McElroy. It's been my brother, my brother, me, kiss your dad's square on the lips.

Hey, I want. Maximum fun.org comedy and culture. Artist owned audience supported. Hi everybody. My name is Justin McElroy. I'm Sydney McElroy. We're both doctors and no just me. Okay.

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