My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 565: No Information Forthcoming

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

We’re bringing that energy! That rhythm! So get that shampoo out of your eyes, queue up the Temperate Rainforest Horseback playlist, and throw out all your fragrances to prepare yourself.Suggested talking points: Loki stole my apple slices, Chonky Accessories, Try to Cry, Green Smell, Birdbath Eyes, Welcome to my AuctionSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Travis insists. He's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up you cool, baby? Precious friendship Could have never seen what was coming for me hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach my life It feels It's better it's better

It's better it's better It's better it's better Hey, Ray welcome my brother my brother me is this the energy you're bringing what is this? Hey everybody, no, hey, how about a fourth shot of that one? No, no, I'm everybody welcome to my brother moon brother mean advice here for the modular I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle. It's okay. I'm just so darn excited to be here Well, that's not that's not how the rhythm work. I'm your middle. It's my son stoke to man out of my fucking Yeah, baby. I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm Griffin. I can't wait anymore, baby. Let me do number two. I love it

I'm your middle. It's brother big dog will fool from accurate I can't do this show cuz I need your guys help and your dog in me. Yep I'm very confused. I need your help with something. I want to talk about this Loki thing. Oh Shit, so I this but this fucking guy can't stop pranking the Avengers. No, so this is the thing So I'm I'm watching doesn't fail. Let me get a quick Let me get out my comedy dousing rod because right now is pointing away. Yeah, I've got my Rotating with you. Let's see it. I'm so I'm watching my nature programs that you know I love yeah TV that my grand-nephew set up for me, right and then I finish those now pop-up comes up for this

Loki and I see that Owen Wilson is in it. You know, I'm a big drill bit Taylor fan Yeah, it's your favorite. Yeah, I click on it and I'm watching it. Yeah, I want to talk about this Loki fellow Because everybody seems to like him. Yeah, but he seems like a superhero version of a YouTube prankster Yeah, and I don't know that I'm comfortable with the world watching. It's on and can I say? It's on the Disney thing right This is my problem with right with Mickey. He's doing this right near where Mickey can write for the love of Christ Yeah, it's like he's Mickey's next-door neighbor now and they make Mickey live next to Loki. I know we agree on one thing There's nothing low-key about

This guy is amped up so I don't understand that part for sure now listen Owen Wilson's there and he is definitely bringing it down I am I am holding on tight to Owen Wilson as I try to write out this confusing I hate this fucking guy with the horns because he's always pranking the Avengers and now he's being mean to Owen Wilson aka Drobit Taylor, right? Right, and Owen Wilson doesn't need that. He's Owen Wilson. He's been in many movies a lot of movies What's this low-key guy ever done? Yeah except hurt the Avengers feelings. We mean to him He made the whole cry Henry's obsessed with superheroes and he has been for a long time and they make these like books for like the world of reading books

They're like here's here's very simple sentences and words and there's ones where they're at a daycare and Loki Like steals the Hulk's the paints the Hulk purple instead of green and steals the apple slices from snack time And then at the end he like get they confront him and he comes clean and I want to be like this man has killed People this man is killed in the fit in the fit. I'm not a big You know, I'm not deep in the Avengers set But I do know that this man is responsible for the deaths of countless innocent New Yorkers We love to forget that don't we? Yeah, we straw we stride into a hot topic by the first cool t-shirt

We see with Loki on it and we just forget this man has murdered people Yeah, there's blood on these on his his ass. Yeah now don't get me wrong I like to teach her where he's kind of giving us some work and it just says mischief question work It's not the most creative, but I love that font They put him on look at your arms what this man's a murderer Justin Justin Loki charms. Well, no fucking. Yeah trap fucking dirt bag. No fucking shit Why do you think they did it otherwise bud? I don't know because I use whimsical. No cuz it sounds like Loki Oh, you know what you're the Loki of this show now. I've just decided. Yeah. Oh, no

You're the Loki of it and you're a villain of it. I know I've been that for a while. Come on, man Get with it, but here's my question. Yeah, am I supposed to like him this murderer? Relentless murderer I the first scene of The Loki show Should be Loki and he's it might be And he should be like hi America, it's who you look I just wanted to say that thanks for taking the chance on my television show and I just want to promise you that well

I'm not gonna do no murders in this one. So if you would give me a chance, let me be the hero you deserve I promise I could do a better job for you America. Enjoy my show. I'm sorry. I'm right next to vicki Do you think that there's somebody in the Marvel like big boardroom somewhere who's like can we do a George Lucas on the Avengers? Movie and just add a quick scene or Captain America They've they've stopped Loki, but they look around and go pretty incredible that no one got hurt during this, huh? Yes We just seem to avoid Anyone getting hurt yeah during this entire battle, huh bunch of buildings fell down Eric injured came took a tumble, but each time it just barely missed the people you're lucky this time Loki

They should call you Loki charms and then everybody was at the big game everyone Nobody was even in these buildings. How fortuitous He's a murderer and this show is murdering them with all the jokes so far and I want to get into some questions Maybe just to see how we actually start the show in earnest at this point. I will say this Oh, ah What's up guys? Oh, Jesus. Hey guys big news for you. Yeah Spring is over and now it's time to roll in the summer and Richard stink is here to help you get your fragrance game right for summer Richard

It's been summer for a really long time. It just begins. What do you mean? No, it's not a talent He's confused look at the calendar. Oh listen, you can tell me whatever you want about dates or whatever It's been fucking 95 degrees in Cincinnati. It's been summer for a while That's what they say. Well, what it is in Cincinnati is sauce for the gander. Yeah, here's what we're gonna do first boys Yeah, I want you to go to your room and then different go to your the wing of your house to use to store all your fragrances I want you to grab all the fragrances you got right now throw them in the trash all the way That's gonna be really easy. Go ahead. I'll wait if you need to get multiple bags. I get it I don't have any fragrances Richard. We've covered those

I got a few I got a few that came in sort of sampler pack that Carol got me for Christmas four years ago The ones that are the ones that are shaped like cigars. It's the ones that are shaped like cigars. It's the ones that are shaped like cigars Yes, Rob. I think there's there might be some stats and blends in there All right, let me look at you because it's summertime now and I want to help you get your fragrance game, right? My name is Richard stink and we're gonna Mix up with some new new fragrances summer means one thing for me, and you know what it said dull chain Blue intense. Yeah, what? Don't change about unlike blue intense now

I guess I'm just confused Richard because like two weeks ago You had me by some really expensive fragrance. Yeah, I Thank you for that. I'm now from from your kiosk by the way and now two weeks later You're telling me to throw it away throw it in the trash, but it's time for summer fragrances Like dull chain come on a light blue all intense program. You want citrus? You want to you smell the a smell this real quick Uh-huh smell that that's the sea calling to you from your armpit or Neck wherever you spray it, but it's gonna give you a huge stink. This very powerful You know fucking great way, bro. It's gonna have to shoot slamming to the the window like a misguided bar

I didn't know Pack that image Richard. They're gonna be flaying themselves at the window is begging to come in to get another wave of your dull Chain come on a light blue on this program Okay, I didn't know Richard stink cussed and now it's kind of I'm not sure about this bit I'm feeling what bit I'm feeling less good about sorry by bit. I mean the segment where the real man Richard stink comes on I Understand your problem, bro. I'll try to keep the language It's just like it's so worked up about fragrance the wall of fragrance

Do you have any outside interest Richard that is a fragrance based like thank I would like you bro You're wanting me to talk about my walk with Christ. I appreciate you open the door for that, bro. No Trev Trev, I'd love to hear about Richard stinks walk with Christ Think about you think about this for a second. Yeah Mmm That's a that's a mustard what you've said. Yeah, no, no, no, you think of walk with the job by social money. Absolutely, okay You got the aromatic notes, right? It's a fucking it's a sense So I would hope it had a aromatic notes. You're getting woody you get one notes both. I'm seeing her in there

Okay. Yeah, what's this have to do with Christ? I'll get to that. Okay. Those are top notes That's like me, you know, how like fragrance is my top note and sexuality Obviously and how good I am with the chicks, you know what I mean, bro? That's just my top note. Okay. Wait, those are all your top notes. It's mini top notes. Thank you How can you have okay? You dig a little deeper, bro. What is that? Is it the warm spicy aquatic note? Did you taste it with your that's wait? What just made that sound? That's how you taste with your mouth. Sometimes you smell with your mouth other times, okay? I'm so glad I can't see you because you're in Justin's home. I thought that was the sound your nose made. Yeah

I thought we're hearing it's those are heart notes, right? This like the deep Fruity like they're more like an Ambroxian kind of yeah Iris, you know, like deep notes after the dry now, right? Like that's like my walk with crisis Strengthens everything I do is the core of it. I love them. So what what do you what am I just here's how I would love these I was ago. You tell me how much money. I'm by the way. Nutrition is the other thing Nutrition. Yeah. Yeah, you got to be hydrated and have good vitamins to walk with Christ because that dude Can jog power. It's a regalia of my walk with Christ, bro It's the third thing. Okay. Can you just tell me what to get and how much money it's gonna cost me and then

Perfect. Tell me what kind of budget we're working with for $500 $600 $700. I'm gonna say $10 max for me You want to get it cheapy, man? I'll say 15 because I want to smell just a little bit better than Travis. Notice 50% better. What are you saying a little bit? I want you. Okay. Here's the thing, bro I want you to go to TJ max. Okay. I'm there. I'm there right now. Actually go to the fragrance department. Okay. Give me a second Yes, is this the fragrance department? You're on ass. Okay. I'm here. Okay. Perfect. Good job, bro Now get a job at TJ max seeking for better fragrances. I won't let you shop there. I won't Okay, I'm filling out an application Perfect, bro Griffin. How much you look at interviewing today? Okay. Yeah, or $500. Yeah, $500 actually

I just so I just sold my PlayStation because I wanted to smell better Perfect, I would say my biggest weakness is probably that I know I need Paul him down turn your brother down Next I'm gonna give you out. Here's what I'm gonna put you on to and I'll even save you a bit because it's gonna run you like $218 250 maybe 600 or so is silver mountain water by Creed, right? Okay. This is a multi-sex Fragrance anybody cool. Great green Oh Citrus is here. Wait, did you just say green or creak green like a green smell?

What the fuck does that mean like a green smell like a vet over like green vet over green That's like a green smell. No, it's got like a green smell and then there's a knock at the door You open it in a citrus. No, go back to the green Smell green smell 20 times and we didn't get it And then you open it up you open the door to citrus and citrus comes in like I brought a cake and inside the cake is musk This is the smell you're getting with silver mountain water by creed and there's like a little bit of like It's like a fresh floral

Sort of vet over sort of what is that word you keep saying a word there? That I it's I'm having trouble parsing it Vettiver is V. E. Don't worry about it. I know don't worry about it. It's the oil from vet over. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Guys bad news. What's wrong? What's up? My boss at PJ max just caught me podcasting on the job and I got Damn it. Oh, listen, I'll be over there soon to pick you up. I'll talk to him I'll get your job back. No, not even a problem. Can you bring some orange slices? For sure and I'll be back in fall to talk about fall fragrances and not until then, right?

He's out of guarantee. Are you good? Is this a promise? absolute promise, bro, I Don't know that I will not be here to talk about fragrances until fall. Well, wait, you just winked at me. So where you go? Now that was your nose. I won't be here to talk about fragrances until fall Okay, but so you'll be here to talk about other things. I Gotta go How did he do that? He made that noise with his mouth Yeah, I

Justin tell us how Richard got in your house again This time I did let him in but he said he had a package. Okay. It sounded like he fought you at the beginning a little bit Yeah, I forgot. I thought he had I thought he had left. How long he been there? I Don't know. He's looking kind of maciated. I'm worried. He doesn't have a stable source of nutrients in my home I'm where he's living in my house. Oh In like, you know, you're like hollowed out a chair and when you sit in a chair, you're actually sitting in his lap Yeah, one of those classic. How about question? I would I would absolutely love that My grandparents just gave me five hundred dollars worth of jewelry for graduation

And I don't really mean to sound ungrateful, but this is the ugliest jewelry. I've ever seen. What should I do? This is you've defined ungrateful, but let's move for press on I don't want to pawn it and they ask me about it later, but I really don't think I'll ever wear it ever That's for five hundred dollar ugly jewelry owner This is a actually easy one. Oh Yeah, finally an easy one. You gotta just pretend like it's Six dollar jewelry and what would you do if you had gotten six dollar jewelry? You would just put it in the place where jewelry goes which for me is the underwear drawer

Just kind of loose rattling around in there with what with my cigar colognes and what have you and Then you can just keep on keeping on Yeah, we remember you wonder Griffin if this is a phenomenon that many people experience where if you are not a Fancy person But you get the kind of thing that a fancy person would have you bestow upon it as a sacred Safe place of inside the underwear drawer towards the bottom where it's not gonna interrupt your life But it is safely protected but beneath your unmentionable. No criminal will ever look there if you think about perhaps

Cuff links. Yeah. Well, that's something a fancy person. It's not in a monetary thing It's just like this is something where if I'm a different person, this would be something I would need ready access Yeah, but instead it'll be something I'll like madly dig for before sure Well, that's the thing if you only have one set of cuff links, you're not going to invest in some sort of cuff link caddy, right? Right, you're not gonna have a special storage place I'm sure there is a tipping point where you have enough set of cuff links that you're like, I ain't something to store these bad boys I don't know what that Tipping point is but it's not one. It might be two sets. Yeah, I got a nice watch somebody got me as a gift once

I'm not a big watch wearer because I need absolute maximum flexibility and mobility to do all my gaming But I it is a nice watch so it lives in my underwear drawer Like the fucking food in the Pee Wee's Playhouse freezer and just having a little home and its own little life in there It's got its own kids of the kids are it's are the ties that I haven't worn in Since I had a child Yeah, don't be ashamed don't be and if that if the grandparents ask about you just say, yeah, yeah, I'm not wearing it today I love it. I love it. It's so good, but I'm not wearing it today. What do you think it looks like? What do you think?

Chonky Chonky, I mean some people like a Chonky like a Chonky necklace some people like Chonky accessories. It's a that's a that's a thing Yeah, Griffin's right. You should wear it. No, I'm just maybe you think it's ugly, but everyone else thinks it's beautiful What do you know? Well, maybe that's it Maybe it's the way that you look at it in the mirror is backwards and so it looks bad to you But when you look at the right way, it looks actually super good Why would you give me a bracelet with my name spelled backwards on it grandpa? You tried to trick me again

Try to get me to say my name backwards to get banished to another dimension. It's nice try You would Superman always trying to give me can I shower you guys with some wisdom of the cloud? Oh, I love that This one is a it is another wiki how just because I it's what's got me excited right now I've looked at others, but this is what's doing it for me Christopher sent this in. Thanks, Chris It's a this one's authored by the wiki how staff so and it's updated May 6th So this is we got like hot up to the minute deets on how to get shampoo out of your eyes And you may think you've got this one solves and I think this actually is cyclical because we did talk about this I feel like early mbm bam. We talked about like sort of maybe episode one

Maybe even episode one getting shampoo out of your eyes with water part one Can I can I just say by the way this also falls into the category that I think the coyote one fits to you of like Just go ahead and look this out ahead of time. Yeah, if you find yourself in the scenario It's too late It's too late and in the spirit of that the very first step that they have listed here is so good and it's simply calm down If the shampoos in your eyes you may experience a burning or staining sensation Pain can often lead us to panic staying calm

I'm sure you do not do anything which might make the situation worse like put more shampoo in your eyes Wash out that shampoo Shit why? Well, sometimes I panic it may be fall through like a sliding glass door Sure, I just start smashing bottles on the ground in a panic, you know, so I pull the fixtures off the walls Yeah, it tells you to breathe in your nose who account of five then exhale through your mouth for a count of five Do this at least three times You may also envision yourself in a peaceful scene where nothing hurts you and you are not in danger

For instance mentioning yourself on a peaceful mountaintop try to imagine the breeze on your face and the gentle warmth of the sun on your skin If you get shampoo in your eyes breathe for 15 seconds and then You're on the mountaintop in your mind and at that point your eyes have dissolved out of your head because you've taken way too long to address the situation I Want them to continue this kind of vibe and like in sentences with we're gonna get through this Yeah, I'm here for you. Take a deep breath rub your eyes. No, just kidding. It says don't rub your eyes There's chemicals in shampoo that hurts your eyes

Step three close. Yeah step three close your eyes And if you need more information here, it literally says bring your top and bottom eyelids together to close them Okay, it's a moment like that where I think okay, where are you fucking with me? Is this whole thing been are you fucking with me the steps so far just to recap calm the calm the fuck down Don't touch your eyes close your eyes and then for two to three minutes Look up into the faucet and let the water hit your eyeballs for two to three minutes For two to three minutes let cool water blast your open eyeballs and feel it this escalates so quickly From like I'm on a mountaintop to

I'm gonna let water blast my open eyes and step five simply Try to cry Not hard Yeah, I don't didn't take a lot for me these Well, I just think about the ending of iron giant and I'm going yeah Well, if that doesn't work for you wiki how does say crying on command takes long practice It sure does but Oh

Tragic thoughts like being a child alone and scared in the woods is a good way to inspire tears. Hey, let's fuck you No, I just told me to picture myself on a mountaintop. Yeah, I call myself way down Now you want me to be a scared kid in the wood which one is it well? No Travis you got to get calm in order to open your eyes and look into a running faucet for two to three minutes And then after that you have to try to cry You need to try to cry and then you need to see a doctor if it continues to hurt. Okay, the next step sucks so bad Hit me avoiding shampoo in your eyes Okay, well, come on lean your head back 45 degrees when shampooing

That's awesome. I love that they put a number to it Next time I need like a protractor in the shower Next time I'm in the shower, I'm gonna make sure that I'm not doing it 30 I get I still get some shampoo in my eyes. It might be a 30 degree angle situation Do you guys do you guys if you're showering your head off, right? Do you face the spigot and just like go for it? Or do you turn around away from the spigot and like lean your head back like you're at a fancy salon? Mmm. I don't know. I genuinely don't I think I right now. You're thinking how I ever wash

I've ever washed my hair before I know I do. I mean, I have to use some pretty bodacious stuff on my rig not to get too not to get too clinical on the podcast, but That's right. You got some anti-dandruff. Oh, I got some anti-dandruff It is a fucking cake walk compared to what I have to rub up there Let's just say let's just say Papa gots to rub some dry shampoo in there for his delicate condition sometimes So you got to start with dry shampoo and then do a somewhat moist shampoo and then a full-blown wet shampoo I have to walk my way up not like the rest of you guys. You're just like head and shoulders

Go I have for me. It's a it's half a day There's some other steps in here including read the directions and again, don't touch your eyes But the most awesome one is step six Wear protective eyewear. Oh Where goggles in a shower of shampoo in your eyes causes a particularly cute irritation You can purchase goggles intended for aquatic environments from your local sporting goods store wear them when shampooing But remove them after you've finished rinsing the shampoo out so to ensure your face gets washed properly And you can walk on the counter with this thought just please fucking nobody asked me, please know what else

Please notice what they're for please please please doing some swimming Fuck But then how do I wash my eyelashes cuz those things get pretty dirty like a lot of sweat catches up in there Yeah, they get crusty. Well, you wash your face. I guess separately Like when I do wiki-haw on here, you're only getting half the story because the pictures are what's so dope because there is there is this is this great image of a man wearing these these goggles and Scrubbing scrubbing Make that your Twitter icon Travis. I got another one for you because

There's step seven try a tears-free shampoo, and then there's step eight which is use an eye shield Which is something that I use for my toddler to wash? Oh, yeah, and this is a cool look. This is like a bonnet for an adult This also it looks it looks like an old man wearing a sun hat except a bird stole the top. Yeah, so it's just the brim part This hat solution assumes. I'm not washing the back of my hair. Yeah. Yeah, that's as well Yeah, don't worry about it. So time for the questions segment After I do the procedure, can I go to sleep? I'm not sure what the procedure The only thing resembling a procedure here is keeping your eyes open for two to three minutes as you look into a running faucet

But they say go ahead and go to sleep if you've washed it Not a concussion they still might burn a bit and you might cry, but it should be fine if anything that'll that'll help you sack out You know what I mean? Yeah That's fair like I mean, I'm I'm crazy about all these that are like just don't get it in your eyes in the first Yeah, but I guess I mean If I'm googling it a wiki howling it I'm probably not in the shower anymore, right? Like the immediate danger has passed This is why you have to grab it beforehand and I was thinking about this because like that two to three minutes

It's really hard to like figure out the time like your eyes are full of tears and water at this boy You can't look at clock. So here's I looked it up Just sing all of the mamas on the pop is California dreamin and that's gonna take you two minutes and 45 seconds Perfect the perfect amount, right? So at that point, you're probably good to stop blinking There's a yes You gotta read up on this shit though because this person said I did rub my eyes But I'm out of the shower and it still burns after I put water in it What should I do and the the community answer here like tries to offer some advice

But at this point like you're you are fucking you fucking dog. You touched your eyes. That's like number one The first rule it says what not to do that and you're like I did it now what yeah fucked up It's like if there was a wiki how article and how not to get stabbed and the first part was don't get stabbed And you're like, well, I did get I did get a lot of so now what I do Well, there is some extra stuff here cuz somebody said are there other tips if none of these methods work I think if you've hit the point where you'd kept your eyes open for two to three minutes while water blasted it And that did not work. It might not be a shampoo situation It might be a poisoning or something like that

But there is a community answer that says cup cool water in your hands and put them up to your eyes Then open your eyes for a few seconds in the clean water repeating as necessary Awesome, that's such a different delivery method than look at the faucet and let it spray into your eyes well, that's making your eyes two big beautiful burr baths and open them in there and That is swim around nobody can do that. I Could do it Here's another question Soon, I will be riding a horse nice and I would like to make a horse ride in play list

I will be riding the horse to a field and some forest in the temperate rainforest of Vancouver Island I believe it will be a great horse Thank you Help me choose songs to set the tone and atmosphere for this unforgettable experience from melodious mayor in San Ridge, BC, Canada First off, thank you. Yes For your fucking context. Yeah, so we I wish everybody would follow this this model Give us all the details you have that completely changes it if you're gonna be in a temperate rainforest

You know how many times we've done this and then the person is written back and back But the horse is gray and it's like well fuck you didn't say that and it completely changes the answers Of course. Well, there's one piece of deets that we did not get What's that? Are we walking? Are we trotting? Are we cantering? Are we galloping like I need to you know what I mean How am I supposed to match the BPM? My my assumption is field is probably canter Forest temperate rainforest forest Maybe trot but probably walk. Okay. It's hard. You look I'm looking at pictures of this terrain. Yeah, and some of it is like

Honestly pretty terrifying. Oh really? I'm looking at this terrain and it's like just like if I was I mean, it's beautiful but like I'm looking at these pictures of Vancouver Island rainforest and it's like if I had some of that hard charging and I try to take my horse Okay, yeah, you know, I mean if it's like if I'm ripping like aces spades, you know Two minutes to midnight something like really fucking rip. Yeah, and I have my horse The big Polly as he is asked to be called and if I have him like ripping through the force that speed Yeah, I thought I'm gonna take a header for sure into a creek or yeah other body water It's terrifying only in the context of racing through it and on a horse in any other context

The rainforest of Vancouver Island is breathtakingly beautiful I that y'all this is stunning and I'm feeling honestly a little panicky that I haven't done this and like I got as far as Vancouver and those these beautiful rainforests were just right around the corner from ostensibly And I didn't I didn't get over there. Okay, so let me let me put put it. Hey, I got it I want to tell you guys something. Yeah, but I just found in the I found I was looking for images of the big beautiful trees on Vancouver I in the rainforest there and I stumbled on a digital book

That is just called where to find big trees on Yeah, nice. So if you want to not waste your time Oh, yeah, there's nothing worse than when to go see a big tree and you look all over like well These trees are fine, but yeah, you're fine, but they're not like Here's what I would say you guys immediately went to this like hard-pounding like high-pace Octane kind of that's not fair. That's not fair I asked what the speed of the horse was before I recommended a fair fair fair fair All right, let me put it this way then I would have for me if I'm setting the mood on a gray horse

In the temperate Vancouver Island rainforest. Yeah, I'm looking for more of a like I'm I'm free. This is free. I'm out here. Maybe I'm the last human being and like this I think that's more of the vibe I'm going for And for that it's probably Bon Jovi Exclusively just but not the obvious one I worry which one's not the one where he talks about horses. No, that's what that one's about a motorcycle The steel horse is a motorcycle. You're talking about some of his lovely ballads. Yeah, I'm saying like a Bed of roses. Yeah, that's beautiful. Just me and my horse out there

We're doing down. Maybe some I might also go for some melon camp in there I just some good old Americana to ride through the Canadian Well, yeah, I I It's John Cooper melon camp Canadian. He's got it feels like like 100% feels like I don't think he is but like it does feel like he's missing an opportunity by not being Canadian doesn't yeah Yeah, um, I mean honest answer if I'm in lovely nature like this. I want some pensive music I'm gonna throw on some bony bear and just like cruise on them

But the real even more honest answer is if I'm on a horse and this particular beautiful I'll be it. Let's say slippery and Vyron. I am going to want Complete situational awareness. I do not want to remove one of my senses from the horseback riding in the slippery woods Activity that I'm doing because I don't know if I'm gonna hear like the sound of my my beautiful pony's hooves going like As they slip off the bridge that we're crossing but I need to have that I need to have those clues What would that be the horse what I need to do to it to make it not fall off the bridge Oh, you know touch it bring go touch the go button on say say hey look out man across the bridge or to say like

Look out. Oh look out crackers That's gonna name one horse you got to go Oh, you got to stay on the straight narrow and he would go But if he did if I don't hear him slipping because I'm listening a bony bear, but you die together and the horse will die There's also gonna be there's gonna be great sounds in this for like that's the playlist is Like the sounds of Maybe the perfect thing is if you find an audio track array for a sounds and listen to them at the about the right volume We're just it's like the force is alive

You know, it's like just more you just like whatever we have normally it just kind of like yeah twice Figure really like Okay, wait a big business opportunity Sound of walking through the forest right on horse through the forest all of that but add to it Celebrity cameos you walk it down and you run into Tom Holland and he joins you on the walk for a little while Yes, don't you don't look behind you governor, but I'm here And I'll be I'm really here. I'm protecting you. This is always We could have it even be like an in-fiction thing where it's not Tom Holland, but it is Tom Holland and he's like a little he's a wood nymph

Yeah, so you hear like Sweet oh, that's why you can't hear him because he's so tiny exactly exactly my my home, didn't you see I was gonna say And maybe that we can do both these things in one track is you go post up at a rainforest cafe for a couple hours And you just record Just a little bit of background get some room tone. I'm your waiter for today, aren't I? You want me to I'm your waiter Tom Holland you in here about the specials today the rain for us cafe Do you get the research for a job in this one Nathan Drake's a waiter? Change don't tell anybody

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Supernormal Space as you all know, there's a lot of great haunted items for sale on eBay And I like to keep my finger on the pulse of the scene especially when things are slow in the world of fast food and Today we're going to be talking about The spirit of Christian, huh? Okay? And I'm gonna give you I'm just gonna real quick Shoot you guys a quick a picture so you can find people you normally end up digging these out from and

spreading them all over internet, so I'll save you guys the The trouble and just shoot you a quick picture of Christian Oh That's awfully close up. They don't have anything a bit further away Now this is the closest when they had your foot. I'm sorry. I know you'd like to get a little cheese Let's talk about the spirit of Christian spirit of a vampire sexual energy. Oh my god Welcome to my auction

What the tech says here? welcome to my auction Thank you for looking Christian is Very unusual to me. Oh boy There is a definitely a vampire Sexual energy coming for my boy

when When you feel hot breath coming from the back of your neck coming from the back of my Coming from the back of your honey, could you look at this cuz I'm not a doctor, but Kind of billowing around back there and I'm like what the fuck When you feel hot breath coming from the back of your neck He is press boy the apparition of him is No, I heard the words god It's a it's such like a

Soon as you read one of these and a wine like that It's like that's a really powerful combo of words or whatever it took to get us here I'm glad we did. You know the apparition of him is magnificent He will manifest himself in your dreams and try to cover himself over Got a lot of challenging images and ideas. Yeah, and it's not even really that they're not so much a blood and gore in there It's kind of a psychological horror with a grammatical He will try to cover himself cover himself over you ask him anything you want with a pendulum But don't be surprised if every response turns back to sex Wow

Pendulum though. I can't help it be surprised by that What how what options are you offering the pendulum that you're letting it do that? You know every point in my dick again Certain that's not they mean Yeah, it's like a powerful lord Ration of him is magnificent the apparitions truly wonderful His eyebrows could use a little work. Don't be surprised if every response comes back to sex he wants to tell you about all his desires and

Pleasers if communicating with him becomes dull in his opinion. He will stop responding He only becomes graphic in your dreams. Whoa I start talking about like my interests and the things that I care about my family he's like You're a family. What do I care of this? I'll see you what that did do Tell me about the dunger Or get to the hints and I just want to point out that so far Then you just passively mentioned he's a vampire and then the rest of it is just about how wicked horny They're kind of burying the lead

Impossible Gladys horny don't get me wrong. Is it possible the vampire thing is just assumed from the horniness This guy's got vampire levels of horny if he's not a vampire Something's off Vampire or profoundly broken in a way that is is Unnerving Okay, he only becomes graphic in your dreams He is not a demon and will not hurt you. He is only interested in sexual energy So we might not hurt you physically. Yeah

I've been a heartbreak. He's gonna challenge some of your preconceptions and ideals The only information I have from him That is not connected to a sexual energy is Place of origin is VN date 1804 and his name Christian Alexander. All right Okay, how much does this doll cost how much money 69 dollars? I'm pissed. Yeah, it's 99 dollars I'm gonna offer 69 if you buy it now. Oh, I'm gonna make a quick offer

I actually really want this one if this one looks it doesn't pretty cool You make him do some cool poses and make him fight your other dumb pants though Is there one of his pants to show if they're cool or not? I don't know if there's one of his pants or not Let me just Finish this sale. Okay. Did you buy it now Justin? Hey, not hey. Hey, what kind of pants does a haunted doll wear? What? ghoulots

All right, I got a pants shot coming for you. We also would have accepted boo jeans It's actually a little butter is it leader? I knew it. Yeah, they are leader hosin Okay, that's a good doll. I mean, it's a good doll. It's a great doll The he does not care who his partner is as long as they are willing very cool nice Very cool. If you are not He will use all his charm to coax you into wanting him to be your desire Let's not go throw in a fucking Christian parade He

He Christian is a manipulative tall It will be intensive will be intensive. You will feel his bite. Oh, he never leaves a mark Huh, that's not very vampire-y. This is the fucking best Do not contact me for more information. There will be none forthcoming. Wow now. That's this tall is 16 inches tall That's what that's what pushes the sale If you're like anyway, I've built to this the the grand slam of

Do not contact me for more information. There will be none forthcoming paragraph break The doll is 16 inches tall. I Mean literally guys it is that all of oh, I should mention also because it probably helps it land a little bit Better all of the previous information is one paragraph So there is one entire paragraph that is everything I've said and then at the end of that paragraph It says do not ask for more information. There will be none forthcoming and then it says in line break The doll is 16 inches tall, which you could have definitely split up somewhere. Yeah a little earlier

But that is this week's haunted doll watch. It's all going great Hey, thank you so much for listening to our podcast We want to remind you one last time the boybeque is kicking off on the 25th. What is that Friday? Yes, I feel like it's a Friday like that feels like it because it is that objectively bit.ly forward slash Mbam-bam virtual is is where you go tickets are 10 bucks. We got some ones in there. You know it and And There's a VID so you can watch it, you know for like two weeks after the show is or something I mean around make sure you send in your questions for the show and put virtual mb mbam in the subject line

Go check out macroi merch comm get our pin of the month before time runs out. It is a I would say a very cute Version of Griffin. What's so cute about it? Well, it looks just like him saying I also want a sword from my brother my brother me TV show and the proceeds of that benefit the Trevor project which provides crisis Intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian gay bisexual transgender queer and questioning youth under 25 And we also have the you're going to be amazing shirts a portion of the proceeds also go to Trevor project for that and on that note Happy pride everyone. Yes. Good. I hope you're having a good one And I hope you've been able to actually get out there and do stuff unlike last year Which was a bummer. Hopefully you're getting to enjoy pride God. He good pride God. She good pride

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