My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 593: Foolish and Vacuous Perfume Oil

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

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The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Travis insists. He's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up you cool, baby? Precious friendship Could have never seen what was coming for me hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach my life It feels It's better it's better

It's better it's better It's better it's better Hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother and me an advice show for the modern era I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy, and I'm your middlest brother. Good day. My lady Travis McElroy You're not gonna do that every time now I tried that I did not feel Fucking balloon that was real bad, but I'll figure it. I'll find it I'll just I could just speak like a fancy like Hollywood celebrity like hey Hello, good morning. It's Griffin McElroy. That's pretty good. Oh, is Bradley Cooper on the call?

It's me Brad co Hi, it's me Brad co from silver linings do-it-dance book Silver linings do-it-dance. It's yeah, that was Bradley Cooper spin-off workout tapes. Do you not remember those Justin? It's me Brad co from the chef movie spicy It was the name of it. Um, so I I Have very exciting news All right, and I was inspired by of course our year theme 20 rendezvous fancy tape fight Yeah, and so I I already had this

And so I pulled a few strings and I got it for you guys as well as you know, I'm very well connected I'm sending it to you right now. Oh Cool, I'm emailing it to you right now. Is it cameo from the from the president? No No, no, no, do you know Joe Biden's up there? Joe Biden's in there. It's like 75 dollars. It's he's not busy with other shit What a steal. He's got a lot of stuff going on right now that you get a part could you get a part in that way? Oh, I like that. Can you trick him? Or or some kind of appointment that way like Travis, what have you done? We just got this email bud. Yeah. Well, do you want to tell everybody? I

It's it seems to me that Travis has purchased us some some land Yeah, you buy us some land Travis. I did one square foot each. Yeah, your lords now Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, I was already one. Oh Congratulations, and then I saw that this this place was offering a buy one get one free sale This is this is how everyone does it I'm pretty sure this is how everyone does it and so I went ahead and took advantage Of that great deal now I will say they were offering three different levels one square foot five square feet and ten square feet Well, I didn't know what you guys would do with five square feet that you wouldn't do with one square

Right. Yeah, that's a good point. You five times the Lord like this up. Are you a Duke at that point? I have I they didn't seem to compound in any way It seemed to just be like you could like have room for a picnic. I mean, yeah, they're buried, right? You didn't get married there. Oh, you're five. You lop off. Get to take off my shoes. Don't even wait Take my feet. This is this is a classic pub challenge. You like diagonally in the box, right? And then you fit you got a lie down. Wait a minute. This is a sucker's bet burn me Burry me in the one by one. There you go. Oh Baby, I love it. Chommy up. It's square feet, right? So you could dig of like what I'm fighting

Yeah, we'll give them a few inches in case there's some like topsoil loss degradation Six foot two and the top of my head will be four inches under the surface if you just stand me right up in there Maybe we could say like Can you arrange it so our each of our one square plots of land or next to each other now? We got three in a row, right? So three feet long one foot wide, right? Yeah, stack us up guys This is how has nobody thought of this yet? Cemetery space is at like a premium now and it's because they're laying our dead ass is horizontal That's dumb. That is such a waste of space straight up and down, baby straight up and down stack me like a like Ikea furniture

This is insane. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do a little warming and everything stack me up Go boy. I you know what as far as I'm concerned use me as a fuel source. I don't care. I'm dead All right, get it you really have us. Thank you for this gift. Yeah It does feel a bit like the International Star Registry thing No, this is legit Griffin because I paid money for it and they as you can see in the Form it was witnessed by someone. Yeah, and it is It is written in sort of a fancy Kurt like pseudo cursive

Yeah, I did go cursive. Yeah Hey, but do I have too much power now cuz I do have a star named after me. Thanks, Nonny big up. You're the Star Lord now. Oh shit, yeah That's dope. Yeah, that's very cool. I get to kick it with like so what do I do ever? Alien. Oh, yeah, that's a good question. I have to go. Am I gonna have to solve a cozy murder? Here's what I'll say Justin if anyone ever accidentally wanders through your one square foot Then you then are responsible for their well-being, but they're also responsible for like your happiness Now here's what I'll say. This is the trick that nobody tells you but I know this hack

They don't know I know this hack once you bind a plot of land, right? That's one square foot around but it goes all the way into space, baby, right? Oh, yeah, all the way up. It never stops above it, right? So a plane going through it spaceship going through it a comet going through it. It's all yours for the second It's in there. Yeah, that's so you're welcome guys Hey, right Rachel edit this next part out, but or beep it Travis. How much money did you spend on these? bucks Okay, and it was buy one get one free like I said, so good deal

That's very good deal. Okay, the number that Travis said was not a tremendous amount of money If not at all that beeped out, um Okay, now here's my question. This is something I I debated over in my own heart Does it seem more like a scam if it had cost more or more legit if it costs more? Wow Because at the amount I paid there's partners like that can't be enough There's a typo. There's there's there's six zeros missing from this from this number Well, I feel fancier already. Yeah, I fancy the fight, baby

That just has have you all done other than purchasing lordships for us? How is y'all's fanciness journey gone? What have I done an increase in either? quality of life status or whimsy I was already pretty fancy to begin with Yeah, sure, man Or a robe after I got out of the shower yesterday. Oh hell. Yeah. Can I say something? I fucking get robes now Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Sometimes you don't have the juice to get from naked to clothes. You know, you need a little stop A robe is a nice way of saying like I'm I'm building to it. Just calm down a little bit There's not enough transitional clothes, I would say like robe is basically it There's not a lot of like well, I I don't want to wear the clothes I've been wearing all day anymore, but I know if I put in pajamas. I'm going to sleep I need a trans and then it's robe like this is the thing is there's very few I think robe is the only transitional like piece of clothing I can think of when Harry wakes up in the middle of the night Because he got scared from one of his incredible mind visions

Um, I'm you know gotta get that looked at by the way, take him to professor x or something, dude Yeah, and they're what's weird is that they always come true. Anyway, uh, I don't have time and they always contain spider man Yeah, he's always in there and Anyway, I don't have time to like get fully dressed while my son is screaming about how Fucking huggy wuggy tried to eat our whole family Uh, and so just the robe is like I'm like a fucking firefighter Like I just throw the robe on and I'm like up there like don't worry son. Huggy. Wuggy's not real Yeah, I throw on my robe and my long winter cap and then I go and I'm like, hey, what's up

Can you say something can you say something to youtube real quick? Hey youtube, what's up? Love your stuff. Hello, great fun. Hi youtube. I love your stuff for kids pancake contests And recreating sponge bob Clips it's funny and I love it If you can stop putting horrible monsters in every third video that are scary to me a grown-up That would be fucking radical. Thank you so much. Thank you so much No more huggy wuggy no more siren head get those shits out of my household I do not need them

You maybe should be policing your your kids. I am watching it, but there's there's I'm not kidding It's like hey, what's up? It's the pancake boys Today we're gonna have silly fun with slime and I'm like, yes. Yes. Yes, and the next one like this big clown will kill you Do I let the big clown kill you here? If you're aware that this is happening Griffin, why don't you turn it off the big clown that will kill you? Because I'm you know, if I'm you know, you're invested Yeah, well, I'm watching sports on the tv that I got a lot of money on and I don't always have the sort of like I can't split my attention right when all my bingles are out there make a pop of those stacks of bread

Anyway, I'm a good dad Yeah, I I I'm a lot of here to argue that that seems true Um, now. Oh now your children are lordlings. Oh, that's true Uh, I'm so excited to get started and this is an advice show you wish you certainly guessed by now certainly, right? Yes, I mean present a question to your lord Uh Oh, maybe I could be the middleist lord travis macaroy. Maybe that I don't think that that's a great vibe Honestly, I'm your lord and savior travis macaroy. What's wrong? That's better. Yeah for christmas this year. My roommate bought me a new tea kettle

Oh, it's pink and very cute. Byari. Have a tea kettle. Oh, no, and I love my tea kettle It's powder blue and I've had it for years. I don't want to stop using it However, my roommate and I obviously live in the same house and she will notice if I don't use the new tea kettle We are not close How do I oh my god, what a what? Oh, sorry finish the How do I handle this tea kettle for two? That is a Brutal way to end this message. It's a real leg sweep, isn't it? We are not close. We are not well It does it can't it colors it. Oh, it's a hugely important piece of information for sure

Kind of context that like I wish our year theme had been about context Because I feel like that is it is that is my big push for this year It's please give us the essential tools. We need to advise you right and what I love about this context, too Is it's not just like a like, you know, it's a two bedroom. It's not a physical piece of context It's not it is much more emotional context of this person saying Just fyi this problem isn't really that bad for me Like I I want you to know that I've thought about this but at the end of the day We're not close. It's fun. I I still have in my house a like yellow stoneware tea kettle that I

I think brought with me all the way from like Cincinnati, which was I've been looking for that 12 yeah Uh over a decade ago and I used to use it a lot. I used to I got into tea for a little bit I would have some oatmeal. I would neti pot all these things require a good tea kettle You would neti pot with the same tea kettle You had a neti pot, right? You had a pot, right? You weren't using the tea kettle, right? No, Travis

Travis this show People spend the minutes they have in their life and their day on this show And I feel like in 2022 We don't need to stop and take up that time to say things like did you put the tea kettle in your in your nose? It's obvious We're all adults now. The hole's too big. Yes. Yeah, you're right. Well, you I don't know. Maybe you're doing nose stretches Anyway, I don't fuck with it anymore because it got pretty like weirdly burnt and gnarly and calcified on the inside Oh, so

Maybe you should start using the new tea kettle because here's the thing I know you like yours and you've had it for years But it's a tea kettle It does a thing where it makes the water hot and it goes It doesn't beep. I can't whistle And I bet you this new one does that shit too. Pretty good. Yeah, but it's not emotionally invested girl Like when you're talking about cozy shit like a teapot. That's like saying like that blanket I've had the same I've had a blanket with yeah, it's red white and black and green

With scotty dogs on it that I got when I was like 10 years. Holy shit. You still you still fuck with that blanket I still got that shit. Oh, no Listen, baby. I have taken excellent care of it. It is still comfy cozy and it is as wonderful as the day I got it, right? Does Teresa know you like slept With that in like middle school in the bad years in the bad years in the dark. Yes Let's call them the dark ages. Yes. Yes. Yes, uh in in the pew pages. Yes, of course, of course Oh I wish that scotty blanket were granted the ability to speak for one day

Kill me Let it out. What the hell out? Burn me The things I say. Oh, you motherfuckers the things I've seen I Want a little less toaster We have to get back to master. No, you do not. Oh, you stay away from that monster. I've got to look for an open furnace Oh, man, bring me outside so that the birds may tear me up pieces and I may be free

Okay, anyway, Travis, you need to get the fuck rid of that blanket my friend. No man. It's still a great blanket I've taken wonderful care of it Yeah, right, but I would also argue there was a period of your life where you took whatever the opposite of carries You took hurt to it. You took hurt of it. Anyways, my point being There's an emotional investment in things. You don't want to have a tea kettle from someone that let's face it You're not close with And then like in four years someone says that's a great tea kettle. Where do you get it? And you're like, uh, it was from my roommate. Their name was uh, oh, what was it?

That's not it Is if this though is a situation where you don't have beef with your roommate, it's just you guys have never really clicked I would say that's fertile ground for a friendship to blossom, right? I'm not gonna project that onto you if you're not interested in it That's that's one thing. But if it's just like a weird situation where it's like, yeah, we never like Hung out and got to be friends. I think this is a this is a foot in the door Or you can say like this is a Bartlett charlie moment where you're like, ah, thanks for this new teapot You know, I've been saving this teapot for the right roommate

I think that's you and now you're gonna pass on your emotional powder blue teapot. No to your new best friend This is a bad. This is bad. That's and you say like and yeah, do you see that stamp on the bottom? That's right This was made by paul revere This was spiro ag news teapot. Spiro ag has been in my family for 300 years Don't run the map on that. Don't think about it. It's a gift Yeah, I think I think go for it. I think it's a new it's new hot shit and it's not gonna be What if it boils water better? What if the whistle is more pleasant

Listen, if you've never had like a sick ass tea kettle that you love Like I don't I don't know if you right now listener or brothers are are imagining Your special hot boy. Oh, yeah For me, it's yeah, like I wouldn't I wouldn't I couldn't be apart from my kettle anymore It's got a little knob that lets me set the temperature. I gotta come on. I got a water boiler. What what? You're thinking of like a water heater You're thinking of like the the thing that heats the water justin I have that that makes the hot water and then I have an adorable little lime green round boy

That then I like pour the water into to make the tea. Okay. Yeah, just get a tea kettle go paleo on It do it like the ancestors did it But then the thing is but then I need that for like all the other hot This is a fancy teapot fancy take flight Right, so I got my hot water maker And then I've got like this is for like a tea party because I have Fancy doesn't mean unbridled consumerism. It's not that justin my wife and I like to have afternoon tea And I want to have the teapot set in there and a whole set with it. Okay

I'm I feel like can I say hey griff can we talk first? Yeah, I'll go over here I'm a little worried that the selection of our year theme is going to become something of a An albatross around our necks Specifically in regards to the middle brother. Yeah use it as a sort of like like I I feel like we've given travis permission to make terrible choices in fiction. Yeah, sure Yeah with his actual money and his actual life But in like it's all part of the bit. It's all funny. Sorry. What were you guys talking about? I got distracted. I was ordering pinky rings in bulk

What we're trying to figure out with the new mission of possibles coming out because a lot of these I thought it was march And I thought it was travis stop buying things What month is that? March can I Do can I tell talk can I call the wizard? He got pissed he got guys I got a fucking angry email from him for not calling him last week and I was like dude It's our

annual year naming one like we don't do content It's like an easy one for us to kind of chill out on Yeah, this is so good. I got somebody over here that was actually lined up to uh Be on last week's show and he was really disappointed that that he couldn't get on either. So I What a bone chilling bit of of uh At this point is one of two people and both of them I believe killed justin like you'd like that when you if you had me fucking pinned down like that

I'm pretty sure you love that when you if you thought you had this beautiful mind palace all mapped out with a little brochure You can head out to the the tourists that come by like here's the different rooms that are here I know them all. Hey, Justin. Am I wrong that's one of two people? How do you know you're talking to Justin right now? Oh my god. Oh god think about it. Uh, anyway, I made the wizard angry Shot a thunderbolt at my wiener and I was like, okay, fine. I'll get you on the next one. So this was I kind of loved it No, man, it was hotter than the sun. Uh, randy sent this one in. Thanks randy All right, uh, and it's uh, it's just giving a shout out. Sure How to sneak your cat into work

Thank you If you're if your kitty in boots is giving you the sour face every time you leave for work every day Consider bringing him to work your boss doesn't have to know with a few sneaky tools the right cat temperament and a little ingenuity Your kitty can be sick that one in the middle though, huh? Successfully smuggling your cat into the office does require a good deal of preparation and strategy though In addition, you'll have to plan your activities at the office very carefully Awesome. I like that. It's like cat temper like, okay, mr. Boots. I know that normally you're kind of a piece of shit But we're at the office. I need you on your best behavior. Okay. Do you understand me?

Do you understand me a little man? I know you you cannot understand things like the economy But that yummy wet stink food that you eat I acquire with the resources From work that I do for work. I trade my labor for Just you know, we're all the piss sand for your piss sand that you piss in. Um, anyway, number one Consider the options Okay, I feel like no

Person should be able to get past this step where it's like one of my options take my cat to work or don't take my cat to work Wow, that's second one sounds Way better way way better that seems like that should be like the first line in every wiki It should say like keep your grades up consider your options. Yeah, keep your grades up. Maybe don't do this Maybe don't hey, what what's the best step in planning a heist? Maybe don't oh that would be way easier, wouldn't it? Assess your cat's personality to decide if he's the sort of cat that could be happy and quiet at work If you have really not he's giving you a stink face while you leave Yeah, that maybe the cat just doesn't like you and wants to spend less time with you

If your cat's a proud and independent romer who has activities you don't even have a clue about for most of the day or night Uh is a bad one Alternatively, if your cat is quiet and often comfortable sitting near you for long periods of time He may be the ideal stealth cat for the office Ah If your cat loves the sound of you clicking and making idle conversation with susan From accounts payable This cat's ready to ride

If this cat loves the sound of like kind of a muffled radio But it's still a little bit too loud and everything kind of smells a little bit like farts. Oh, have we got the idea for you? Um, let's see here. We got um Hey griffin, just real quick. Anywhere here. Does it say to Consider like what your business does before taking the cat in? No, that's a good point. If you are like a sandwich artist at a subway I'll argue This is maybe a bad way a bad career for you if you work on like a big industrial production line with like huge gears and stuff

That's probably also a bad time or like if you work for like a mouse breeding company or a cat food factory This is that all bad. You don't want to do this. Consider the way you get to work Uh, does he mind car or public transportation travel? Are you strong enough to carry him on your bike or by foot? Are you strong enough to carry your own cat? Are you strong enough to be his man? So are you strong enough to be your cat's man? Well, it's a 45 minute commute by car I guess I could walk in there Margaret you're you're five and a half hours late. Yeah, I know What was that nothing nothing what stop?

Uh, how about check the weather? Is it too hot too cold too wet or too windy to be carrying your cat around? I don't like this because now like if it rains does that mean you don't bring your precious Or you don't bring him home. You're fuzzy coat. Yeah, it's starting rain. Sorry. Hey listen Um, it's gonna be like a night at the museum situation You do need to stay here. Um, if you could work on my tps reports. No, that's ridiculous. Don't worry about it Just don't die. Bye Uh, choose a day that isn't heavily mired in a way from desk obligations. It'd be cool to know There's a lot of factors at play here, huh?

Yeah, okay, so this is where we get to the fun stuff part two make preparations Be absolutely certain of where your boss and other co-workers will be throughout the day Yeah, that's that's cool. They've drawn a very crude map here of the office Uh with the boss's room and of course the boss's room is like six times bigger than the other ones Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, tell me about it. Oh boss gets a dollar. I get a dime. That's why I bring cats in on the company time Uh, so know where your boss is at all times with a map. I guess you need to have a map for that information You could get a gps tracker on that bad boy. Yeah sleeping in his food

review any obstacles or hurdles you might face tracker Yeah, make your boss out of the boss Make your boss and your cat both eat gps trackers so you can make sure that your lips don't they short out You could have a freaky friday situation Um, okay review my new movie boss cat. Everybody stay with me here. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold on though What if you could convince everybody in the office To act like the cat is the boss. Yeah, so when the boss comes in he's like At first he's like, all right guys, very funny. And then as the day goes on he's like, wait a minute. Is the cat the boss?

Oh, yeah, oh this cat this cat came down from corporate They need to make some cuts so best behavior. Mr. Jones. Don't be careful. Don't piss him off. Don't give him an excuse Don't give him an excuse. That's yeah, he said he said he's got his eye on you and he might just be playing with his food You know what I mean? So like be careful Review any obstacles or hurdles you might face such as a meeting or your lunch plans Hey, let's lose dogs in the office Or or it's big stinky fish day where everybody brings in the big stinky fish they caught Uh

So, okay now we get into prepare the cat's necessities buy or find a ventilated bag Preferably one that will conceal your animal and allow you to bring cat food treats quiet toys or a soft blanket and even a travel litter box Oh, that's a sucker. I like you can you can ventilate any bag Just take a bag and cut it up. You don't need to pay fans. This is a life hack folks Yeah, you can cut up any bag to make it cat appropriate. Make sure the bag is not a designated cat or animal carrier. No, that would be too good for the cat It actually if you want to help you could stencil on business bag and then all that's good

Anybody here's like me from it and they're like, what's that and you're like, that's my business You what you do is you come in the day before and you're like, my mom got me the worst fucking briefcase Wait till you guys see this thing. You're gonna be like god, that's that's horrific. It's useless and there's something in it I don't know if it needs oil or what but it sounds like a cat that wants to get out of a bag Yeah, maybe write something in like french on it And so like people are like, oh damn That's a fancy new european briefcase from the future. Definitely not the kind of briefcase you'd put a cat in Oh

that's uh That's that's And it's the new cat briefcase that has pictures of cats on it, but it is for files. Do not do not trip on that cat files Uh start bringing the bag into work at least one to two weeks prior to sneaking the animal into the office That's pretty good though. What is do you have a fucking cat in there? No, I've got lunch in here for me a human lunch nice try though Uh purchase a cat harness and a leash sure Uh and then pack everything you need into the bag to determine if you can fit all items inside

Well, fuck I can get everything in here but the cat except the cat I got I got a real chicken bag of grain and fox scenario. That's actually hard because if you start with the cat, that's bad too You're piling your fucking documents and blueprints on your cat. That's uncomfortable But then again, if you get caught if you bring in a bag full of cat stuff But no cat and get caught then That's gonna raise some strange questions, right where you're just like, hey, dug Why you got like a litter box and cat harness and shit in here? What's that for? Uh my cat you have a cat here? No, no, huh?

In my head, I was thinking does it make sense for you to get in the bag and for your cat to bring you in But I couldn't even figure out A justification for that, you know Even well, then someone could say look what the cat dragged in and everyone would laugh really hard Yes, that would be good If the cat doesn't fit or seems cramped reconfigure how you packed your travel bag Probably didn't need a wiki out tip for that You probably you probably could assume that i'm not going to keep jamming stuff into this this

Basket that you have tasked me with sneaking into the office until the cat begins to push through it like a play-doh mold I probably would figure out on my own that I should try and fucking fix it instead of hurting my cat with squishing Uh for a smooth transition from home to office prepare your cat back a few days Before you plan to sneak your cat into work Okay, in case there's a fire in your apartment building and you have to go straight to work from it Have your goat your go bag ready to have a go bag ready to go. I mean just yeah for your cat Okay, toadie the kitty on the day. It's time for the crime feed your cat Okay, can I just stay up and looking forward to this this is like the moment in like oceans 11

Where we've seen everything like all the prep and now here comes the big twist that we are never expecting It's like the moment in the walk when philip petite has organized We can't talk about this just so his his crew for the coup and he's ready to walk ze line Okay from one of the beautiful towers and then we're supposed to root for this guy justin We are supposed to root for this person. This is my great dream to walk across the info and He's the bad guy in this movie and no one sees that well watching his movie like he's the hero. No He's not he's making a lot of people very nervous Listen, I love talking about roberts max's the line the line. Yeah as much as anybody

But I thought it was it's weird that he had to do a CGI of his wife. No, it's the wire Yeah, the wire is a different thing Woke up this morning bought myself. That's the sopranos. We're really off. Holy shit. Yeah. All right feed your cat breakfast You should be doing that. Anyway No, we gotta keep you hungry for the Encouraged the way you get sales encourage your cat to use the litter box. I would love to know how a person does that Come on. Come on. Get that little heiny in that. That's the thing. I found just to keep it fresh Yeah, that's true. That is your cats love spoiling stuff. Don't they? Oh, this is all new and clean. Oh, is it?

Oh, let me see about that. Piss piss piss give your cat lots of affection and attention before you place in a bag I love you I love you Uh instead of transferring the cat to the bag while you get ready for work make the transfer the last thing you do Before you leave the house again. Yeah, don't do it before you go shower and brush your teeth and eat an egg To be fair, I thought it was going to say like instead of transferring the cat to the bag transfer the bag to the cat Yeah, just slam it right down on top of him and yell jam in the office with the kitty be confident Oh, yeah

In general, I think that must be good After all, it's not really the first thing co-workers imagine different about smith. He deserves a promotion He's confident like a man with a cat in the bag. Yeah After all it's really, uh, it's not really the first thing co-workers imagine when another co-worker arrives at work Oh, Alice must have a cat in her bag. Yeah, I don't know if it smells like piss and you hear I would be like, hey, Alice Is that a fucking cat in your bag? This is a wild thing for me to say but even wilder for you to do

Is that a cat in your bag? Uh, look around the office to see if anyone's Around your office or desk Um, but confidently I guess Get away get away get away turn on your computer get set up for the day time for normal work for me Clickety clackety clickety clackety clickety clack business reports Uh, and then decide whether having your cat let out of the bag is a sensible option Are you fucking kidding me after I spent that cat's gone After I spent three hundred dollars to create a what is a pretty chill zone a pretty nice cz for mr

Whiskers and I'm just gonna let him out into the general public that cat was done One time I flew with my cat when we were moving back to Cincinnati I flew with the cat And when we were going through security and I don't know if this is a standard procedure or what We had to take the cat out of the bag and carry the cat through the scanner and put the bag through the thing And all I could think like if I let go of this cat for a second. She's gone forever. Yeah Yeah, she'll board a flight to new york state. It'll be like a home alone two situation. Absolutely Uh, then like is there's a bunch of tips that's like put some food and water out

Yes, anticipate his needs by setting up the litter box after an hour of being out of the bag Margaret I didn't you didn't anticipate the need of it not wanting to be in the bag Like I need to not be in this bag. You didn't anticipate that need So why are you gonna think about the cat's needs now your only thing about your own can I just say You guys we we listen we have a lot of fun here and we talk a lot about wizard of the cloud and stuff this I'm uncertain What the end goal of that like right? What is the you brought your cat out? I brought your cat to work to fix what you think the cat's happier. Are you happier?

It's like you said well the cat doesn't seem to like that I go to work How can I make both the cat's life and my work day a thousand times more stressful to convince the cat It never wants to go to work with me again um Let's talk about end of the day Target to go home kick back. Have a beer with your cat. Have a beer with your cat Out go to happy hour with the cat but ask it to please be quiet Target to go home or not to drink because it's driving. Yep. This will allow you to escape crowds or peak hour traffic

Uh all things that could potentially cause kitty stress. Yeah. Hey boss. I'm taking off. It's 130. Yeah Yep, it's yeah, it's it gets crowded out there. You know, I came in at 4 30 though. So It's fine Um, place your cat's items back in the bag. Of course shut down your computer, etc A mission accomplished when they included like finish a clean up your desk any crumbs on there Why are you eating lunch at your desk? Come on man? It takes your time for yourself Don't work through your lunch break and then it says mission accomplished you've successfully sneaked your cat into the work for a day but

Get ready like go ahead and start getting the bag ready for tomorrow because now this is it. This is your life You love this now Some quick q&a. Why would you bring a cat to work in the first place? Answer? Why not? Here's here's the problem once you get you gotta set goals for yourself once you get used to the thrill of taking your cat to work You're gonna have to start chasing like bigger and better highs, right? You're gonna have to start bringing other things to work Yeah, I brought my cat to work. I'm gonna bring my car into work, right? Like what are you like? You're just gonna have to keep moving up until eventually your house is at work Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I wanted to see your boss walk into your office

And you're a little in your cubicle, but you also have a Honda Civic in there. You're like, what? No, this is a new computer This is a new client boss. You're embarrassing me. This good. Well, I'm trying to close the Honda deal Uh, is it better to leave the cat at home? Yes There's no logical reason to bring your cat to work if your cat gets lonely or bored You could pay a neighbor to come and pet sit Okay Well, you just wasted my time But that's like saying like dany ocean's gonna rob the casino. Well, he could just get a job. It's way easier. No fucking duh

No, that's not the point Should I should I ask my boss if i'm allowed to bring a pet? Yes, it's better to ask your boss So you don't get caught and risk losing your job. Hey boss, can I bring my cat to work? No, okay, fucking idiot All right, I already did. I definitely I certainly did look around you. It's all cats. Wait a minute. Wait accounting cats. What hr cats It's all cats. You're everywhere. It's everywhere. No, you can't bring your pet your cat to work. Okay What's that sound coming from your briefcase? It's funny sound machine

of cat Getting sick in bag. It's a joke briefcase. I got from spencer give Did you call it spencer gift? Yeah. Yeah, they only had one left. They have one is the only one they made Anyway, well, I feel like really I'm ready to take my cats to work. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, let's take let's take cats to the to the money's up All right, let's go Are We all waiting for the other ones to start

It always kind of feels like that now with the money zone is that we're just in like a reservoir dog standoff To see who's going to be the first one to start talking Well, the problem is is that there's only two ads and there's three of us. So it's always unsure Yeah, right. So somebody gets a sweet little yeah We don't work but right Why don't we start things off then and I'll do a fake ad for a fake company that doesn't exist So the other two companies can't get mad at me because it's like not you know what I mean Yeah, yeah, yes

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Which is not drifted. Can I ask you a question? I don't want to step on your yeah Uh, do you have a website yet for your for buzzer boys? They don't have like a phone number No, they don't have either of those. Uh, because if you wanted to get that going I would totally recommend square space, uh, oh wait Hold on wait buzzer boys gonna be fucking pissed off if you interrupt their ad to do another ad I was trying to seriously transit. I know you were but you were gonna do that You know what now griffin now Fucking twist in the wind. Okay. So buzzer boys. They're they're clean boys. None of these chocolate, you know stained

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Then there you know, there's no need to fear. You know you say that richard But you have been appearing more and more you're ready to have a good thing Prepare yourself for richard's thing. I wrote my own Now wait, what is it about you that sort of? Tickles this the cerebellum and really really challenges challenges think about fragrance think about your life And how you stink for most of it Think about how you have no fragrance and there's no memory and no one more remember you when you leave Hey, richard, you are probably the closest thing I have to an expert that I can ask this question friend

Okay, in the movie in kanto when camilo changes into we're not doing this does he smell not doing this Does he smell like the person? I need everyone to listen to me. It's the first regular episode of winter. I can only come once a season This is the law Sit forth But I am richard's think I am a fragrance expert and the follower of the one christ child So happy to be back with you guys It's a big show and I've been working on different jokes and oh you got jokes now

I've been working on jokes do it Well, it's I don't really I'm not I'm not right jokes. It's more like in the oh it's contextual so funny you bust up Yeah, richard. I want you to know I've been using that imaginary author's set. You got me a lot more Do yeah, what's your favorite man? The one that's like a waffle cone Oh, yeah, that's a collaboration with salt and straw the ice cream people, right? Oh, yeah, I love that. That's nice Griffin. Yeah, I I've uh, I just bought a new Bar your wife tells me you smell bad. Griffin. She hates this. Whoa. Wow. Okay

She hates all of a sudden. I don't really feel like target to our wives Yeah, I don't feel like playing anymore in the space right now. They text they text you No, you smell great, but I just a joke I do this joke sometimes to keep people on their toes This is one of the jokes I worked on Okay The one of my jokes I wrote the first one I have on my notepad here if you can see off I'll hold up my notepad to the microphone so you can see the first joke I have is your wife hate the way you smell Yeah, that's

I guess that's kind of a lie though if it's not true and jesus doesn't like but what are you doing here richard That's a good question. I know what the fuck you're doing here richard It's the same. Are you doing anything different than you usually do here richard? Yeah, I'm very different man. Is it because it's different smells Difference no, yeah, I'm talking about new fragrances because it's winter. We got to get you ready. What's a good winter fragrance? Like a like a campfire smell To warm what the warm the Why don't you let him why don't you just let him talk instead of trying to guess what this I'm trying to impress him riffin

Yeah, I'm unimpressible man. Listen. Oh, really? Right Listen, I want to talk to you guys about celebrity fragrances because celebs That's how you want to all be smelling like right you want you look at your favorite person On tv or movie or poem book and you think I would love to smell like this person And now you can't with the power of celebrity fragrance Sure, what poets I wonder are all up in this industry right now. I never read the poem. I don't know I mean johnny sun did a book right? I would smell like johnny sun Yeah, uh, so now so now you can smell like all your favorite different people and I'm so excited to talk to you guys about I

The thing is that I should mention. I don't know much about like America celebrity. Okay, so I don't I don't know like how cool or not cool these people are but I love the Way they smell. Yeah. I mean if they have a fragrance, they're probably pretty fucking cool Clive barker. He's like a master of horror. Yeah, definitely. Yeah Yeah, he's got he's got clive barkers the forbidden That does sound like a Scary movie clive barker might make though. It's a line, right? There's three of them So the first one we're going to get you into is

Foolish and vacuous perfume oil. What that's what it's it's called Foolish and vacuous perfume oil This is from black phoenix alchemy lab foolish and vacuous perfume oil. Here is the description, right? There's no notes. It just says a scent with no depth A light reedy almost vapid take on a classic mince for gel. Oh, I actually I'll take that Yeah, no, it sounds like he's saying this perfume sucks shit. Yeah, it's not that it doesn't smell Listen, it smells like water or some shit. It smells like pine water the day burned white The day burned white. Is this smells like plaster and spray paint

Modeled with buttermilk. Wait, what the fuck is clive barker making perfume or is he having a vision? Plaster and spray paint modeled with mother milk sweet chalky and edging on sickly Fuck off White and golden amber beams of daylight pour through the belly of the scent We had we we had some serious contract work being done on our Desiccated bathroom lat for most of last year Very few times did I walk into that room when it had been freshly drywalled or painted and said I'd love to smell like this all the time. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

Buttermilk griffin that's maybe the buttermilk sets it the sets it right off Do you want to smell like Tim McGraw's love? No, wait, what was the third one from clive barker? It's a collaboration with Tim McGraw sweet to the sweet Sugar upon sugar honey upon honey white cane sugar and honey absolute that will bring in the hornets for sure No, thank you. Did he make candy man? He is the candy man. I think he did this is next one. I don't know this celebrity, but I think you guys will be Maybe you guys can walk me through it

His name is a grumpy cat. Oh Yeah, this is a cat everyone liked so much because he looked Pretty pretty p.o'd most of the time unlike most I do think he passed away But it's cool that he's still getting that cheddar Well, he's not His descendants so he's a grumpy cat. Is that the that's what it says on the tin. Yeah, is he dead? I think I don't know. I'm thinking might have hit that rainbow bridge pretty hard

So this is from the middle. They've got a lot of fragrances I really like actually they've Petricor, which is a smell after it rains. Oh, yeah, thanks. That's good. Yeah, but but grumpy cat This one's called kitten fur And it's a smell a wonderful kitten smell from that spot right behind the kitten's neck And it's wonderful feelings. There's nothing no breakdown. It just smells like cat from the grumpy cat I don't love the idea of someone knowing Where the best smelling part of their cat is that's like just a level of

Intimacy that I don't I don't uh, I don't much agree with Would you like to smell like the love of tim mcgraw? Yeah, I'm glad we got back to this one soul to soul Tim mcgraw two piece set a two piece set much like tim mcgraw and faith heal Whose love everlasting love Is captured finally in a great juice A spray juice as we call it in the industry This is inspired by faith healing tim mcgraw's classic american love story

Soul to soul is a number So it's kind of oh that is cool Tim mcgraw captures Soul to soul tim mcgraw captures tim's modern confidence Balance with the classic romance tim and faith represent his his modern competence as a lover As a lover the fragrance opens with sensual spices Balance with a brandy accord. That's the foreplay baby a brandy accord The heart is a classic blend of woods with hints of exotic herbs that lead to a sexy

Yet rugged that's a lot of stuff in one smell. That's the fucking and then the cool down. Okay. Yeah, you get that pumping Right there with tim tim's got everything for you with these fragrance and him and Faith he'll share together with their love. It smells like the room after they've seen it. Does that uh particular A spray juice come with a cowboy hat shaped lid because some of his earlier ones did This one is a little more upstairs. Okay. Okay I got them. I got this next one. I got to just show you guys. Well, okay. That's gonna be tough I show it. I send it in the computer Don't start it just open it right. Yes. Yeah, I see. I'm gonna play the audio and we'll watch it together, right?

Don't say anything because I'm gonna unmute Ready three two one go One They call me mr. Philip one What mr. Philip one white mr. Philip one i'm mr. Philip one Philip one Oh, that's cool Oh So that's a philippine. I've never felt

Dumber asking the question i'm about to ask who is that? Yeah, he said he's a german Uh, german fashion designer. It's like a lifestyle, buddy. Well, he's also my he's also my best man You're married on my wedding If I ever get to marry philippine, I agree we go be each other's best man If we don't have anybody if we've not found anybody to love by the time we're 27 we get married to each other This is the deal now the deal that we made wait. How old are you? 24 okay, I feel like three years And I you know what they've ended up married to philip. It's not so bad

It's a beautiful house and a great lifestyle that seems to really respect women in a major way That that ad seems to uh Put a lot of stock and people being excited about it being philip plying And there were some things obviously the the the thesis of that that video and I suppose the smell itself is this is Cologne for people with a lot of money Um is a fragrance for the load right but there were also things that people were doing with money in that video That I don't think anyone especially wealthy people do with money like at one point a woman Was just rubbing money on a car

And I don't yeah, I don't know like to clean clean but money is uh notoriously dirty Yeah, I also the the fragrance it looks like a credit card. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that part of it is definitely badass Do super rich people often carry their money around and those guns that shoot money out Is that like a normal rich person thing? Hey, uh, how much was that? Yeah, you got it There you go, man. That's four hundo right there. Enjoy I guess it's how you pay for things. Yeah, when you're super rich listen. Hey, hey, richard What do you think just quick question? Do you think that 2022 will be the year that my brother my brother and me answers More than one question per episode or do you think that that's just gonna remain?

Uh, just to remain like a normal trajectory for us What don't worry about it. Don't worry about it richard. Hey, listen I got one more to tell you about and this one you're gonna have to search it out on the The bay on the bay A bay. Oh, okay. Why it's the auction site. What cuz it listen This one's like you didn't hear about this from me. Oh, this is like dark stink Yeah, this is like underground stink. This is traded. This fragrance is traded because it's a legal Oh, it's like a cryptic smell. Yeah, so right. So the year is

Uh, 2004 it is jessica simpson is burning. It's a story man Come on. Jesus. Forgive me. Jesus. I am so sorry for taking your name in vain. You're my blessed savior apologies So so it's 2004, right? Jessica simpson is burning up the charts and burning down our hearts with her great reality show with nick lache and probably Look of hazard. Yeah, that was probably around it so then Jessica simpson launched dessert beauty

Not desert. It's a lot. No, listen. This is the thing about it. Okay You eat You eat you eat the perfume You eat it. You eat the things you eat them You so you eat the big sky shampoo body cream body wash blush and for all purposes perfume

And you eat edible you can eat it. You're all edible like actually edible and not like yeah, you could eat the shampoo You shouldn't yeah, so we're going to talk about the fragrance here because i'm my name or riches But it's not Richard shampoo and it's called deliciously kissable belly button love potion fragrance. Oh, but shit. Yes Right, it's amazing. It's incredible. It's so good, right? No, it is bad The people they hate this. Yeah, this is real. This is real stories. I tell you one lady from the butterscotch Body wash got yeast infections very bad

I one person put on deliciously kissable belly button love potion fragrance and according to their review or chased by bees No But then Jessica simpson she started getting sued a lot and apparently a lot of people don't think it's good to each your maker A lot of bombers, maybe A lot of stinkers. I bet it was nick And a lot of people got kind of sick Uh, based based on dessert beauty. Well, no one could have seen that coming. You know what I mean? Like That could have happened to anyone

Eating perfume makes you sick. Who who knew who knew? So there's this i'm going to read to you this story from days digital rich recaps an episode Remember newlyweds. Oh, yeah, it's a show right with nick and jessica So 2004 there's this episode where i'm just going to read to you Simpson is shooting the campaign to launch dessert beauty Simpson is being shown some of the products from the range clearly for the first time and has no idea about any of them Upon being shown the whipped body cream and told it's a moisturizer simpson responds. So it moisturizes, huh? Then we watch simpson post seductively with a cupcake

Progressively being forced to eat more and more icing until she feels so ill She ends up crouched on the bathroom floor eating crackers her mother brought her And then she throws up for three hours. It's a poison. She's just Sell a poison to everyone She did a poison to everyone and then she gets sued and you can't get it anymore But here's the thing about this shit. It smells so good. Does it that's a problem about deliciously kinsomal belly button Love function fragrance. It smells so good That a lot of people think it's creamy and yummy warm vanilla berry. No don't eat it. But wait a minute to which

Sense is it creamy? It's just like regular creamy one reviewer Wrote on makeup alley.com 17 years ago Yet another product I wasted my money on the smell is faint and which is a good self burn You did it again user shack the cat Shack the cat you wasted more money. The smell is faint lasts only a few minutes And who would want to lick a belly button? Oh bro. Oh come on. What can I can I say though? It sounds like shitty perfume, but

I'm glad that the smell is faint if I'm eating it. You know what I mean like I can't eat You can't eat perfume So they certain certain compromises had to be made but it also makes you sick though So they didn't compromise that much. It does make you pretty sick I received juicy in a sample size and the smell was nice and sweet It only stayed on me for about one minute and then faded while I got the leftover sticky mess On my wrist and neck not to mention I was followed everywhere by me man. Do not purchase this So yes, this is no longer on the market and I kid about Jessica seems poisoning people riskily

She has no idea what this is these products and it seems like she's having something of a renaissance. So Listen, no shade Jessica. Anyway, that's some different fragrances you can choose from for winter I hope that you get something just please god don't wear like green iris tweed or something like that virgin island water or like You know like a fragrance like that like please keep it winter. Okay. Thank you. Goodbye. His axe body spray. Oh, he's gone Some axe is good. Yes. Whoa I don't know bod spot still in there bot bot is no longer in the mix

But there's a good there's some good acts you get the I mean buy them all they're two Buy a well don't put me into a pool swim around Play with your kids for once All right, come play with me. We really gotta wrap this episode up. I gotta go in the show All right, everybody. Thank you so much. Oh god. Okay Thank you so much everybody for coming to our symposium. We hope you learned something now take these back We heard we heard his life gasp. Justin's capable of doing this I was just gonna tell people to take what they've learned out into the world and but that's fine

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You can find me over on twitch uh twitch.tv slash the travis mackerel I've also been streaming on our youtube channel or not streaming. Yeah, I guess streaming Yeah, it is live. So that's streaming, right? Yeah, that's Okay, anyway, I've been playing a very bad version of the legend of zeal the lake to the past where I'm guy fieri And I die in one hit and everything's in the wrong place. It's been a hoot. I ruined it. It's called trial by fieri I think you're gonna like it. There's been three episodes and I'm really beating ass Thank you to montane for these for our theme song with you, uh

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