My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 600: Awesome Sanguine Meridian Response

Episode Date: March 7, 2022

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The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Travis insists. He's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up, you cool, baby I could have never seen what was coming for me hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach my life It feels It's better it's better It's better it's better

It's better it's better Hello and welcome to my brother my brother and me an advice show from the modern era I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy the experienced and I'm sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy Maybe I should just do like Travis the middleist maybe anyways. I got bad news guys I'm so peo'd right now It's our 600th episode big. This is big. This is big right the title the title of the email You sent us with the questions this morning was it's episode 600. Whoops cuz we well No, I didn't forget this the whoops the whoops comes from this girlfriend. I had so much planned

Yeah, I had I was I had like I trained these drones to do a whole thing. I don't think you've been trained My training the drones I Like had hired some dancers to do like backup dancing for us for the whole episode Well, but never do that. No, they were tap dancers Here's the problem because I also got us like matching jumpsuits in triple kit each Then our CFO Jeremy said that we couldn't afford any of that Fucking canceled all of it behind our backs No, he didn't in front of my face. He tore up all the contracts

Okay, I was gonna say it could be so embarrassing for like hit it girls And then the backup dancers like didn't hit it cuz they weren't there well Griffin They weren't just girl They were men and women and no binary folks and like I well, that's not that that goes expressly against my wishes Travis I'm sorry, Griffin. This was not just for you. This was for everybody I had a Mount Rushmore made out of chocolate that included my face your face Justin's face and orb the horse and Jermu melted it Why the flame thrower and then he sold the melted chocolate back to Willy Wonka right in front of me

Travis stories get a little for-fetched. Yeah, I don't think it's all true. All true I'd so much play any fucking Justin, do you want to just do like a really half-assed? Like obligatory send in the clowns. I had an idea for another musical number We could bust out for this one and what I like that's fun I like the way you did that Griffin when you're like Justin. Do you want to do something? But before you do, I got something. Well, it's just that I was thinking about sustainability, you know me Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

600 episodes then we're going green. Yeah, you know Oh Doing just doing salmon farm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're salmon farm to table and Farm to table podcast Cloth toilet paper and this big one a carbon long our carbon footprint is like great So I've been working on my carbon hand prints So I was thinking we can hit them with something like this and then we could change just change the number every like hundred episodes Okay, great

36,000 Minutes 36,000 Jokes about Ghosts or you know, like then we right now wait, hold on I worry Griffin that that implies that we make one joke per minute, which is I just going off this episode so far not Not true. Yeah, we're about three and a half minutes in and there has been nary a joke. Yeah average though Okay, so sometimes we do like ten jokes a minute, right? Yeah, all about ghosts sometimes we do ten jokes per episode

I'm saying but over six hundred it averages out our list There's probably us some of our listeners who are like man I can't believe they didn't prepare something for this big milestone episode and it's like what if you guys prepared for us? Oh, why don't we always have to throw our own celebration? That's fucked up, right? It's it's like we do this every almost two years I don't think that's too much to ask of our listeners to be like to you know Get a bouncy house or some shit for us, please. I was thinking about it by the way 612 years, right? That's pretty and all right. So it's like six weeks away from our actual 12-year anniversary

So like that means one we've had pretty good track record of putting on episodes We could have taken it way easier We've had six kids and we did not miss like we missed what like one or two episodes of this This is what I'm saying in 12 years. We could be up to what like six hundred and twenty four six hundred So 24 episodes in 12 years That's if we hit when we get to like April 15th or whenever we started or whatever, right? That'll be like six hundred and like five. This is not fun to listen. I'm saying we've missed 19 episodes in 12 years

That's not bad, but we could have with missed way more. Maybe right now. We'll just take the next 30 weeks off That's now we're cooking now You got my attention back now. We hit six hundred. Let's fucking cause I guess take a gap year to like go to Spain and find ourselves Oh, I would love to cruise on down to Bartholona and just like find myself I would love to take a break from talking every single day a gabbatical if you will Oh, I love that. Yeah, love that, right? Just like oh Justin. He's silent. He's monastic in nature Yeah, and he and he has a beautiful cacti all around his home and he tends them

Peaceful Justin Justin saw that Eddie Murphy movie where Eddie Murphy talked too much and someone gave him a tree with leaves on it They represented all the words he had left and Justin said I'm gonna do that But in real life and completely voluntarily that fucking movie thousand words. He says a thousand words that he dies Yep, that's the actual purpose of the movie man. I would think you guys are thinking of Pluto Nash, right? I would accidentally sing we don't talk about Bruno to myself 200 times and beef it Know you only know five words Oh, you would literally just say like we don't talk No, and then just do that and I'd be like fuck that's six

Shouldn't have wasted it on that fuck Hey Justin, I bet you don't know all the words to hook But by blue travel. Oh, you think I don't you think I don't know the Just the rap in the middle of hook and can we call it that? I'm pretty sure he speaks quickly lose traveler does a rap in the middle of hook And I think that's it That would be enough to shuffle you off the coil. No one's ever I bet he did yeah, I bet fucking John Palmer was like check out this rap. I'm gonna do and everyone's like oh fuck

No, John, please don't do this. You're gonna ruin karaoke nights forever Happy 600 boys. I'm proud of a view and us. Hey, thank you. I'm really excited What do you guys ever do people without kids ever ask you guys like so what kind of music do you like and all you get Thing is like well, I've been listening to the soundtrack of incanto like on repeat for the last six weeks So that does that count? Is that the music I listen? It's either favorite music It's it's fucked my my like music recommendations any any any platform is algorithmically picking like Music or videos for me to watch is is ruinous. I've even fucked up my like My my various cues by not switching over to the kid profile. Oh, yeah, well, see I get it

I was like, hey, do you really really like? Fucking blippy. Yeah, you got fucking blippy. Let's do some blippy What if this is the year that what if the next hundred episodes we dedicate to just Blippi beefing this beefing with Blippi happily happily I watch that shit and I'm like am I supposed to not like him and listen Blippi if you're listening Get it the fuck together the fuck together. You're a mess, dude, and you shit on your friend that one time Excuse me Yeah, um before he became Blippi. He did one. Oh, what was it the the?

There was the viral sensation of like you're very still and then the music shake Yeah, Harlem shake except the reveal was him shitting on his friend and then he became Blippi So child's YouTube this episode's all for us by the way It's starting to seem like child's YouTube sensation Blippi. Uh-huh don't put on his friend This is known this is not me That's even more reason for us to take this dude down a fucking night. I'm just saying I'm just saying do you guys ever watch? Children's YouTube and think like I should have gone into that Every day every day every day. Do you know how many people are on there like hey, I made slime. Thanks for a million dollars

Yeah, I'm gonna open up these toys to go. Look at this. Oh fuck. I should have done that well Then stand time to wrap it up 600 episodes of hard work. Thank you. You're welcome. I would like to sit on my comfortable laurels, please time to coast I'm thinking about it. Congratulations to Conor Aleph for booking Tom Hanks on the show Huge moment for podcasting. I think huge. Yeah, huge victory finally a celebrity is on a podcast Next if you haven't listed a dead eyes Conor show it is fantastic

And we're so proud of him and Conor if you're listening if you could put in a good word for us with Tom Hanks Why can't we If Tom is doing if Tom is is casting his net as it were Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd love to get him on here if you're gonna put in a good word I don't yeah These are like the guys who like inspired me to do it all and like I wouldn't be here without them And like you kind of owe me whatever you want to say Conor is up to your heroes of podcasting. Hey brothers I am an adult you can't you can't start sentences that way without sounding like you are two kids in a trench

Adult and I would like one adult ticket for an adult, please I would like to see this grown folks moving please I am an adult making my way in the world and in conversation with my mother Whenever some significant problem arises to beer from bureaucracy such as my apartment building Counsel or issues with government services. She's recently gotten into a pattern of telling me to quote go to the media about my issue Simply not sure how to respond or what to do with his suggestions Do news outlets accept random people coming with stories these days? Would any of this be noteworthy? What possible benefit could going to the media have and that's from the unwilling correspondent

When you're gonna go to the media, you're gonna get your story out there. Yeah, you got to get your story You gotta let people know what's happening make your voice heard right your voice is your most powerful weapon Make your voice heard about this to the people in the media You know me and Justin used to be the media I regret to I regret to inform everyone. Yeah, we were you know cronies on the take and I Think I would have definitely loved getting an email from somebody saying like my landlord is a real piece of shit and Then the story would just be like breaking Landlord is a piece of shit

And then actually that's true of every landlord, so I'm not sure yeah, it would be actually more news if it was like Landlord pretty decent actually. Yeah, this landlord is pretty cool I had a leaky pipe and he came to fix it within 48 hours I love this I couldn't make rent this month because of various hardships And they totally understood and didn't give me a hard time about it at all My lord is the landlord from this to spider-man movies, and I love He's pretty great the one bathroom is a problem, but other than that it's not bad not bad at all I think by the way more you've made me think now Griffin more news outlets no matter what their focus should be

Slash local issues, so if it was like video game journalism Slash local issues. It'll be wonderful back new Sonic game and also what's to do with this pothole in front of Tom's house But we got fucking deal with us and it kind of depends on where you're at like here in Huntington You absolutely could get front page with some yet a few days ago The front page story was a lovely February morning at the skate park. Oh That's lovely Whoa, wait, Huntington's got a skate park Yes, yeah, yes, you guess you haven't been out there

I mean, I wouldn't I haven't been there to shred just you gotta shred You gotta be shredding you what you're gonna leave it untreaded and then the city council is gonna be like no one's shredding on this I guess that's a better pave paradise Put up a parking lot turn into a fucking library or some boring shit. Oh my god. Can you imagine makes me see? Get out there fucking shred you listen. I know what you're saying you you only shred little now, but give it a year Accomplish now. I don't go to the dog park either. We got a dog park I'm gonna go fucking dog park. You don't need a dog to do that. They that's what they want you to think You can just go and enjoy other people's dogs

Because the dog park be like just here scopes and pups Oh It's fine It's a cool thing as long as you offer to pay the dog owners like an hourly rate for you to look at their dogs It's fine. There's nothing weird about it extra for touching That sound bite Travis gonna What That silence was Griffin debating whether not to hang a lantern

I don't think that the people who need that sound bite Put any extra spice like I think they heard it and they said finally he said it Is that another one that's going on the board is there any is we're 600 episodes in or is there any other wild shit that people have Wanted us to say out loud that they can then just like have that For about whatever that would be that would be a good episode Well, let me hit you guys with this idea. What if I did an episode that is like we're tired of coming up with it Yeah We let you we let the listeners ride it and just like everybody gets to send in one line

Oh, that's good. Yeah, and then we'll just read all the lines. I don't know law I mean, I'm fine with just doing like a short like mmm juicy, right something that you can just like Snip out there add that to this then it's turning into sort of earthworm Jim. I like Like I think that extra for touching is something that people are gonna be able and when I say it like that I'll do it like extra for just so that people know what I'm saying, but they can't use the clip But people that's like very specific and people are like, oh, okay I can put that on my you know only fans or whatever as a funny like like a joke like oh You know a lot of people have like cool animated gifs and like soundbite jokes on their older fans page

Yeah, it'll be it'll be like that basically well Here's what we'll do griffin from now on whenever we have something that we're like That's a great soundbite that people are gonna pull will throw some copyrighted music underneath it I'm like a bird but that underneath it right and then it's like oh, it's there, but you can't use it It's a hind glass now. You can't oh fuck it's so tantalizing you want to use but you But you can't cuz right behind it is limp biscuits one of those days Oh, I thought you said that limp biscuit wrote. I am like a bird. I only fly away Well, they did but they didn't perform it. They did that cover that I thought was so good

I'm like a bird a little something like this Any other quiet I forget what we don't go to the media they haven't hard enough already start your own media Do support local news? Local news is very important. It's yeah, thanks. Wow. Thanks guys. You know what you could do You could take out an ad Mm-hmm that way you're funneling money into the pockets of local media, but you are getting the word out interesting Oh, hey my my landlord Dylan

Leaves his stinky sausage casings in the community trash can and I wish he would stop. That's a trash can though Justin link It's the community trash can Travis. Yeah, but you're not going to a trash can expecting Okay, I live in a hobble in the world the worst state in America I don't know how big city people live. I don't know if they have a community trash can Contest clues you can figure out that if the trash can is stinky you can't complain about it I have two trash cans. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah outside. Yeah big cans. Oh, yeah, I throw all my trash Yeah, with your powerful bags. Yes. One is stinky Open it and the other is not stinky. It's a fresh smell. Oh, yeah

So I preferentially will get as much trash in there. Yeah in into mr. Good vibes Oh, yeah, yeah, cuz cuz hefty stink over there I don't like to open him cuz he smells Anyone who has more than one trash can has a has a like starter and then there's a B string absolutely positively But even the good trash can Justin is a trash cam I felt actually really guilty because I took my huge Trash can filled with wood scraps up there and they're gonna pick it up thinking It's just a regular day of newspapers and bottles

And they're gonna be hoisting about 300 with somebody building a bridge up here. Yeah Juice I think there are probably lots of people at home that know more about your sort of garbage Preferences then like their own Yeah, and that's a great sign of a great podcast I think I I make less cuz I've been trying to do more recycling. Oh good. Yeah, that's great It's good for you. God, you guys are really up on your fucking high horses today. Aren't you know what I do? Precycling. Whoa, what's that? I go through other people's trash and I take stuff out of it and I use that the best part about recycling is we have a community recycler you have to take it and

Just I get like a free reign to just look at what other people are recycle nice Just make it a few snap judgments about my community. What kind of I mean, what do they got going on in there? Just like sometimes it's like Wow, you guys eat a lot of little pizzas, huh? Wow, you're really plowing through these things. What what could they? What do they have I don't understand what box either like little pizza boxes Yeah, they're like little pizza boxes. That's good griff. You put that together all on your own Yes, they recycled little pizza boxes, which makes me think that they ate a lot of little pizzas

But who's giving out little pizzas in little I assume Griffin That doesn't talk about like a frozen pizza you would buy from the store. Yes, a dollar pizza like in college Okay, my daughter my four-year-old daughter came home yesterday and insisted that she had eaten ten small pizzas Nice Her grandmother's house that she'd eaten ten small pizzas and she would not back down No, no matter how many times I kept pushing back. She said no, I eat a tin of the chunky boys I love Cooper so much. I mean in the chunky boys. You did not she did not eat ten pizzas Does she mean bagel bites? No, she didn't I got there before you know she didn't she's talking about the little round

You know what like party pizzas. That's what that's what I'm looking about party pizzas. Yeah, yeah She says she ate ten of them. That's not true. It's impossible. Now. I said we'll say she ate dinner very poorly No, so maybe maybe I mean more than none for sure, but no way ten right no not ten Chunky boys our parenting styles are so different cuz I would I like would believe her You know what I mean? Yeah support like go ahead and eat ten pizzas, sweetie daddy loves you Yeah, you'll be president someday You're gonna be so big and strong with that ten pizzas inside. Yeah, like Luisa as my Yeah, I would make it like how Luisa ate ten pizzas and then got super strength and then she'll be that's where she got her

That is not what happens in the movie. You keep talking about it. Well, we don't talk about Luisa either Jesus Jesus Who the fuck can we talk about can I talk about Camilo, please? No, can't talk about Camilo. Hey does he smell like the person he turns into you can't yes I mean, he would definitely I mean, okay His physiology would completely adapt to that of the person he's copied including like sweat glands and like all but not like the smells They picked up throughout the day chemically. No his body knows Do you know I mean like I don't know Close when smell like this. I don't want to do this, but I don't

Here's a question why yeah, here's a question. No, okay, that's a statement. That's a good question That's a question stop it Do you guys want to talk to the wizard on this or yeah, you always do it second? I'm tired of not having the variety in the show. I'm tired of the predictability. Okay, whatever happened to predictability It's the I even knew that you were gonna do a full house joke there. Fuck My lips getting tired while kissing my husband lately. Oh, man. I've noticed that while kissing your husband, too But yeah, it's a workout Your husband's doing some stuff in there. Yeah, it's taxing heavy lifting

It's almost like they cramp up and get numb while we're smoking. Yeah, maybe it's from talking or smiling too much It's not the day. That's full-time podcasters. This is something y'all have experienced if so any suggestions on lip exercises Arresting strategies. That's from lazy lips in Atlanta, which I I don't this feels like a solbox weird medical question episode But no, you've come to the right place. Yeah, I thought well first we could show you the we do about 20 minutes of lip warm-ups Before every episode of leather yellow. It goes like I Mean this mouth don't quit. Yeah, this one this one does not quit And I don't know if that's true for everyone apparently not

I didn't think I had like a special mouth, but I guess it's like pretty good. Yeah, cuz it doesn't quit like it never gets tired It's always hungry for more. Yeah Podcasting oh, okay. Wow, it's a sound bite heavy episode Yeah, I don't I don't know why What is what's he doing in there? What's he doing in there? What is he doing? What is wrestling? Is he making you do too much work? There should be an ebb and flow. Oh, there's some people who think like when I do kissing It has to be bigger than the other part like my mouth has to get over the other part

It's like a dominance thing where it's like I gotta get this mouth over their mouth. Yeah, I'm glad we're talking about this Yeah, now in a perfect world when you kiss you you both would firmly Press your lips together stay still. Yes for an extended amount of time and then disconnect Right, that's the ideal, but you're not always gonna get that obviously. No, right? So sometimes it's about their lips go left to yours go right You know I mean and then you kind of do you know the swirl right as you chase each other around Yeah, the the lips move around the tongue Yeah, obviously, yeah

And if that's gonna happen you got to make sure you're moving at the same speed, right? Because sometimes if one swirl is faster than the other you're gonna catch up. Yeah, and that can cause a lot of issues It's a big problem With our country today Thank you Griffin. Thank you for saying it You know a lot of podcasts are afraid of dealing with the like the tough issues. Yeah, not here Right, whatever happened to good old-fashioned smooching kids today have all these viral smooches that they do on TikTok I've seen it. They take their challenges. Yeah, they take their lips and they waggle them back and forth around their knees, right?

I hate that I know just I think it's gross and it makes me want to barf when I see that Absolutely press together Count to ten break apart say thank you for the smooch. Yeah, and then go about your day that part's so important Yeah, a lot of people don't do that anymore, and it's really been the death of civility Whatever happened that this is whatever happened to this great nation of ours Thank you, Griffin people use. I'm sorry. I keep equating bad kissing with and I don't mean bad kissing I'm sure your husband's an excellent kisser If it goes numb, I don't know Griffin. Yeah, and I mean numb

Numbness is not what we're looking for typically not ideal not ideal Is he putting something on his lips? Is he swearing some toxins on there? It won't it will let you do the stranger though Oh, that's what it's like. Who's my husband kissing? That's your lips are not I don't think that's how that I don't think That's what it is. Are you kids? Are you kissing poison ivy or perhaps like a villain from chainspond? That's you ever think about that. Yes Cuz the cramping up that seems like a you probably you gotta get some more iron Vitamins, I maybe just like some more you guys stay hydrated gotta stay hydrated, but the numb is

Troubling the num's troubling Are you sure? Good. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Are your lips sitting dormant for too long. I'm just thinking about circulation. Oh, of course So you're suggesting that they're not kissing enough Which is not not not on this I would say not in a You can kiss too much in a short amount of time Right and then be dormant the rest of them you gotta spread it out in an even like one kiss every five minutes for 24 hours

An entire 24 hours. What's he doing? It's really guys It's really hard for me to give advice on this one without knowing what he's even doing in there Yeah, what is he doing in there? Cuz that's never been my experience. Are you sure he knows it's kissing? Like you're kissing, but he's like wrestler. He's this is a challenge. He's trying to win and he's like, oh, we were kissing Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I think that our listeners want to hear us talk about kissing as much as I bet I bet they have had their I think they're belly for sure. I think they are. Yes, that thirst has been slaked. Yeah, absolutely Okay, can we go to the wizard now? Yeah, now we can go to the wizard He's he's looking over me like I heard you say my name and I got myself prepared for it

And then you didn't I made crudité and you know what happened? I've prepared my physical form He turned my wife into a fucking frog and I think that's and I think that sucks How is it gonna turn our back how to spoil the Chihuahua? Thank you. Well, just leave it out in the sun too long What happens to a Chihuahua in the Sun? Because of their size and lovable nature Chihuahuas are both easy and fun to spoil well Chihuahuas love getting lots of attention for their owners and other people treats clothing and other gifts are some of the most common ways to

Make your Chihuahua look like a neighborhood celebrity Take your dog out on adventures when you can make them feel even more like a prince or princess However, keep in mind that some dogs may misinterpret being spoiled. They say like a old timey like gentlemen In being spoiled and behave badly as a result such as by being aggressive or nipping. Oh that hey Wiki how yeah Can we just say it's wild that you're like they might equate being spoiled with being able to behave badly and get away with it Hey, wiki how those are often synonymous. That is how it is attached usually in the animal brain

So give your Chihuahua a big bed to sleep on By the way, the the undercurrent of this article is I wish I was the author of this article's Chihuahua Because they are they would set me up with the sweetest fucking life the sweetest life of Zach and Cody like imaginable Chihuahuas like their naps and sleep 12 to 14 days on average. So you get big fluffy beds stacks them soft blades You said 12 to 14 days 12 to 12 on average like on average what 12 to 14 hours a day on average did I say 12 to 14 days on average? Yeah, yeah, that would be great. I would love that pet. Where's your Chihuahua on a pen and oh, it's he's asleep for a fortnight Tis the season is the season

He'll be back on the 15 probably and then he's about power What is my birthday or not for three hounds wikis? Ah Give a take give a take three hounds wikis Okay, get a variety. Don't give your dog a big bed. Oh, that's a terrible idea It's a little dog though. So it's like you're spoiling this. Yeah, but dogs need stuff to cuddle up against no not this dog This is not me. This dog doesn't care about affection. It cares about being a Boss baby Chihuahuas are also notoriously cold all the time not this Chihuahua

Because you spoiled them by keeping your house at 97 degrees Fahrenheit That's the next dog's a dog's favorite temperature. Keep that keep that nest set specifically to 97 degrees Always get a variety of toys for your dog. Yeah, I mean every spoiled dog has a big basket brimming with colorful toys Yeah, obviously that sounds like a vocal warm-up that you can do before kissing your husband a big Brimming with colorful toys Serve food and water and customized dog bowls. I think a Chihuahua is definitely going to Understand what that means

Pamper them they can see color they can see color and read Now I think we can all agree if you grew up when these commercials were on there was a series of commercials in which dogs were Served out of a crystal goblet. Well, that was the fancy feast the fancy feast commercial. I'm like, what else would you? Serve it in right? I mean absolutely, but I remember being a kid and watching them Do you know how when we eat a fancy meal we usually do like humans? I mean do eat it out of a crystalline goblet Thank you for clarifying that when you said we I did mean you were talking about humans. Yeah, thank you Okay, choose specialized collars and leashes for your dog again. They aren't gonna know that

Yeah, they can't now literally can't see that, you know that right that's like behind there seeing like stuff Yeah, the stuff they used to see that I guess most of us use No, we were necklaces though, don't we yeah? Yeah And earrings now, what if you got them like a color that smelled like bacon? Oh, that would now that's gonna go poorly You know, I send them into an absolute spiral of madness You tell it to right Hey, you got hey, why are these other dogs biting my neck? You've turned you are the forbidden meat

You are you're the smoky secret Set up a quiet area for your chihuahua to escape when it's stressed. Hey, that's not spoiling. That's just a good idea That's yeah spoiling are good ideas. Yeah, well, I don't know that's like saying like oh your kid is so spoiled Sometimes when they're stressed out you let him just chill out and read a book fucking spoiled man I feel like I can if find reasons to get stressed and basically every room of my house So I'm not sure that yeah, yeah, and that's also dependent on the extent to which it is spoiling is also dependent on The amount of space that you have available to you like if somebody walks in they're like Welcome my one bedroom apartment and they're like wait, I think I had a two bedroom. It was like well

I did I have the bedroom that I sleep in which is also the kitchen and then over here is the room where my chihuahua goes Mr. Smooch just goes and just fucking chill out and eat orange slices. Yeah Griffin I really like that you Clarified that in every room of your house you're stressed out But like that's because the dog isn't aware of like any kind of geopolitical or like social issues Yeah, but I mean I mean it's the house is like obviously I can find a reason to be stressed out about that shit like non-stop, but you know I I Like I need an observatory or something. Oh, yeah, like a tower. Yeah, that would be nice

It would be so dope just go out there and look at the beautiful stars I need like an observatory and a conservatory Any other like a lot of worries. Yeah, anything you got right laboratory. Yes. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome Do you guys want to know more ways that you can spoil a chihuahua? Yeah You guys remember that movie Beverly Hills? Obviously well, mr. Shivers has been giving me some looks lately and I feel like I haven't done enough Well, you should buy your chihuahua stylish clothing that fits and I love that they include that last part the fit has to know Yeah, right that actually explains a lot his cape has been dragging lately. I've noticed that I don't give him chihuahua

Jinko jeans he won't know what he asked for him my name No, he did and it's weird that your chihuahua can bark like that No, I taught him to use the buttons, but to be fair, I only gave him a button that says Jinko jeans. Yeah, that's true Set is okay, so now this is about affection. I gave a mistake every time he pushes the button Set aside time in the day to give your dog lots of attention. That's dope. Yes. Yes. Yes, mr. Jenkins I swear I will have that report on your desk by the end of the day. I just That's the snuggle noise you if we're at your chihuahua to work with you in this example Yes, of course. Yeah, remember to spoil your chihuahua even during busy days creating a daily routine helps ensure

Your dog is putting of attention no matter what else you have going on. I love that out of funeral. Beep beep beep beep gotta go Sorry No, you wouldn't go to the funeral, right? Someone would be like, hey, can you come to this cool funeral? I'm going to I'm Throwing it. It's gonna be awesome. I'd love to have you there. And you're like, can you throw a funeral? Yeah Yeah, what else are you gonna do Justin? Just phone it in come on and then you're like, yeah, what time and they're like 2 p.m. You're like, oh, oh that's it. Can you move it to like 5 30? So Pet your dog give it belly rubs. Yeah, a lot of this stuff is like whatever teach your dog commands for a fun way to learn new tricks

I don't think actually that's spoiling them Yeah, that's from maybe the opposite learning things for me is not like a luxurious like hmm I've earned this. I'm going to you know figure out how to tie a Ship ship not wow, I couldn't even think of a name of like a sorry. What is it a ship? Slipknot, I'm gonna learn how to sing slipknot greatest monkey fit. Yeah Throw a chihuahua party with cake in presence. This is great Yes, celebrate your dog by making a star for the day invite your dog's friends to come over Even the ones you don't like wrap up some nice presents such as new toys or clothing then get a cake made from safe ingredients like peanut butter

Apple sauce and pumpkin have a party for your dog's birthday a special occasion or for the sake of spoiling your dog on a random day Listen, take it for me. This is so fucking important. Yeah, don't make the cake look like the chihuahua It causes so much psychological damage when mr. Shivers saw the other dogs tearing eating and tearing his form Oh my god, it was a whole thing. That's me Take your chihuahua on a walk once a day that seems like basic sort of shit get a new That's not really spoil. Oh, no, I don't spoil my dog. I don't take him out spoil your dog by giving it food Allow your dog the basic necessities of life

Get a new household pet to keep your dog company. They are not gonna like that. Yeah big-ass scary dog Yeah, what are you talking now? You're gonna have to get a smaller like Don't do it chinchilla. They're too clever You're gonna want to get your dog a lizard to Destroy well, yeah, not even eat. He won't be nourished by the lizard He will just destroy it for fun. I was just trying to say like if this was an animated feature And I want to get my chihuahua a buddy. I think it's I think it's an I think it's a lizard Bring your dog with you when you're on the go in a little backpack. They're gonna fucking hate that too

This article has gone off the rails Find new friends for your dog outside of your home. How I can't find human friends for myself outside of the home Well, this is your way in now you find other people with with Puppers. Hey, you've seen cool. Do you have a dog? No? No, fuck you our interests really aligned in a lot of ways, but you ain't got no dog and he's the boss around here I don't know if you could tell that Can you please help me get out from under my dog like you could help me escape this dog? Mm-hmm Let other people play with your dog of Chihuahua is friendly. This is a long article, huh?

Seems that way upgrade to a quality dog food with healthy ingredients again If you know that that option is out there and you do have the means to do it and you don't do it I don't know that we're talking about spoiling anymore. It's spoil your dog bite in the long gating It's life and it's legs and it's give your dog long current legs. This Chihuahua. It's all it wants What does it mean about four or five feet tall? That would be sick Normal Chihuahua body with fucking legs that go all the way to the ground fucking slender man shit. This is slender man's dog Give your dog special treats like peanut butter ice cream, we're really repeating ourselves now This one has stopped being fun. Bathe and brush your Chihuahua

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No more laughing at jokes anymore people get on us first laughing at our own jokes So from now on yeah, no more jokes laughing at them. Wow Instead, we're just gonna thank you. Oh, thank you for that. I feel a good feeling now inside because of that. Thank you Good Today's episode is sponsored by honey the easy way to save when shopping on your iPhone or Computer listen, we all buy things for our Chihuahua, right? You're out there. You're buying a big bed So like you can make an even bigger bed giant bed obviously, right? You're gonna glue them all together and you're gonna get your dog

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we've created our own club remix. Hmm. Hmm. Signature sandwich and turned it up a notch. Oh, okay. It sounds cool. Knowing our fans. That's F-A-N-C.

No, they didn't say that. We are giving them something additional to rave about and announce a well-kept secret. I killed a man. That doesn't have anything to do with the sandwich, but it feels good to get it off my chest. I killed my dad, Jimmy Hoffa. Anyway, our signature sandwich.

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Oh, fuck. Yeah, if you want that. What? Oh, shit. And now a quick note from me. There he is. Thanks for coming. There's my buddy.

Thanks, Count Donut. I'm so excited to be back here with you, boys. You know, if you ever want to just do the whole show. I always am on the whole show. What? What does that even mean? I lurk in silence waiting for my mom. But what about the part where there's only one pair

of footprints in the sand? That is where I'm nothing silently instead of laughing. Oh, thank you. I don't get the most of the jokes. That's fair. I don't either. And I tell most of them. But the tone of her voices give me ASMR.

Oh, I don't know that I'm crazy about that. It's no, it's not. It's awesome sanguine meridian response. It's hearing the blood pumping through and thinking, oh, that. You want that? Do you or human bodies like Krispy Kreme? You know that they do. Well, good news.

It's time to ruin those bodies. Put them straight in the ground with this new one. Wait, is that what it says on the press release? Hey, Krispy Kreme got a new one out. It's time to ruin those bodies and put them straight in the ground with these. These coffin nails come directly from Krispy Kreme. Put this in your face and put your face in the ground. This is Krispy Kreme has partnered with Twix for first ever irresistible.

Caramel-y cookie. I swear it says this cookie. Crunchy donut. I don't want a crunchy donut. Cookie. Can you? How does it? How is it spelled?

K-O. Sorry, that would be wild. And also that would be kooky, which is a different one. Yes, this would be on brand for Krispy Kreme. C-O-O-K-I-E. What is the dash? What do you call it? Dash.

Dash. I-E. Cookie-E. Oh, they went I-E. Interesting. Cookie-E. Yes. This is the wildest beginning of oppressor release.

Always siding with deliciousness, Krispy Kreme is partnering with Twix. What is that? Who is choosing sides in this battle? Well, you know, Count Donut, you're not around all the time, but there are sometimes where a restaurant will come out and be like, we wanted to do something shitty and bad. And it's like, oh man, why would you guys announce that? I guess they say, we'll see.

Krispy Kreme is partnering with Twix for the first time ever to create three all-new, caramel-y, cookie-y, Conchino nuts, including, boys, stuffing an entire Twix cookie ball inside the delicious Krispy Kreme. That's not how I would have done it. No. I feel so bad for the teenagers that work at Krispy Kreme. February 21st for a limited time.

Yes, they made them put their own personal Twix. Yeah. I brought these Twix from home. That's a great idea. Put it in there. Anything for the long jump. Yeah. So the caramel cookie crunch bar donut filled with a Twix cookie bar.

Fucking, that's a sentence that I... No, it's just the name of a donut. This is how I will order it. Hello, Jeremy. I'll have the caramel cookie crunch bar donut filled with the Twix cookie bar. A bar-shaped donut. I should fucking hope so. That would be wild.

If it was a ring donut, with a fucking Twix shove through it, you'd be sent to prison. The Twix, the Twix shaper is here. This is our first non-Euclidean offering. So it's what it sounds. It does what it says on the team. A bar-shaped donut filled with chocolate cream. And a full-size Twix bar dipped in chocolate icing,

drizzled with Dottre de Leche and chocolate icing, and topped with, you guessed it, even more, Twix pieces. I wouldn't have guessed that in my darkest fantasies. Then there's the caramel cookie crunch original filled donut up with Twix cookie bar pieces. A chocolate iced donut with salted caramel filling topped with Twix bar pieces, and drizzled with Dottre de Leche. This all sounds like too much.

It sounds like a little bit too much. This all seems like too much. We are... Oh, this is Dave Skinner. You've guessed this already, but we are always looking for new ways to provide our fans an awesome donut experience. And until that comes along, we want to set the link for cookies in donuts.

We're just starting to shove it stuff in. See how it works. Set us free. Tell us it's good enough, please, Dad. I mean, oops, what? We've partnered with another iconic brand, Twix, for the first time ever. They don't know it yet.

We just... Dave, we bought all of the Twix. That's why we had to hide them in size so cleverly. We created mini and fun-sized donuts made with Twix bars, and then went even further to create a bar-shaped donut with a full-sized Twix bar in the middle. Some said we should stop while we were ahead, but we didn't listen to them.

We were still worried about if we could. We didn't start to think about if we should. And now we're selling it. Please buy these donuts. You can tweet about them with a hashtag if you wish. Don't. This is an option that is available to you. Don't.

They're available for a limited time, so get there quickly. I think these people are just compensating for the fact that they are not jolly pyro. No, yeah, no baby bitchy old man. Listen. No baby bitchy old man, no Twix cookie bitchy old man, neither. Now, if you end up tweeting about this,

which I'm not encouraging you to, I encourage them to do Zagnut next. It's huge. They're like, oh, this is great. Do Zagnut next. Do a world-chamacallit. We're like a zero bar. Put a zero bar in there.

That was an all-time account. Thank you. Yes, well, it's a pleasure. You sound really tired. Are you okay? I just haven't drank enough blood. Oh, wait. You actually kill-

You actually kill people? Yeah, I kill them to eat them. Are they all bad people? Aren't we all though? Oh man, that's a good question. One of my favorite Bazooka Joe comics once read, all have seen and come short of the glory of God. That was on a Bazooka Joe, huh?

Yes, it's one of my favorite. But it may be your Christian Bible. I hold them in the same esteem. Oh, wow. Big things were being said on this episode that we can't take back. Hey, Caldona, I had a thought the other day I want to run by you. This is not a segment.

I only talk about donuts here, and then I leave. If I get an IV where the water has been blessed by a priest and then you drink my blood, will it hurt you? Like, if I got a Holy Water IV- It's a simple question. Count, tone out. What don't you understand? If I got a Holy Water IV and then you drink my blood,

will it hurt you? No. Oh. You're, because it would be mixed with your blood, which has been contaminated by original sin. It's really, it's the cumin of blood. The most delicious is the original sin. That's what we go, why?

I actually, sorry, count, tone it. I actually have extra crispy sin. So, yeah, that's the good stuff right there. It does, oh, it's a lot of work to pump through there. Oh, it's all the sweeter. You opted for chunky stuff. Yeah, I can feel it moving all the time and hear it. Love that.

Yeah, it's a real problem. I can hear it too, Travis. Oh, yeah? Hey, count, tone it. You're not going to hurt me, right? Yeah, count, tone it. This has been your most upsetting appearance to date. Sleep well.

Oh, boy. Here's, oh, hey, here's the problem. And Justin, I'm sorry you have to hear this. I don't think we can kill count, tone it without killing Justin. Yeah, but. Sorry, who's count, totally. Oh, you know who he is. You know he's the donut obsessed, but actual vampire that drinks blood, that vampire that

takes over your body to do munch squads relating specifically to donuts. And people love him. They think he's super funny. Yeah, but he was just, I'm not going to say overtly threatening, but. But a little bit. A little bit. Implicitly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not saying we have to slay him, but it's there if we need it.

Do we have time for another question? Yeah. There's a question I want to include here. Okay. Because we got two questions this week. And I think this will be simple, but I think this is an important PSA here. So I'm going to read them and tell you why I included them. Recently, I used a shuttle service from airport parking to the main terminal.

The only people on the shuttle were me and the driver. I boarded. She asked me if I was flying spirit airlines. And I said, no, she responded with, oh, you look like you fly spirit. I've used spirit once or twice in traveling, but brothers, this is the wildest comment I've ever heard. What could this possibly mean? And that's from facts in Virginia.

And then this question. I recently moved into an apartment building where a lot of elderly folks live. Recently, I was getting on the elevator just as the older couple as an older couple was exiting. And they said to me, we warmed it up for you. What does that mean? And what am I supposed to say to that? I laughed awkwardly and said thanks and got on.

That's from baffled in the BC. In which way are these two related? I'm going to tell you Griffin. Okay. I know that it has been two years with very little human contact. Sometimes people just say things. People just say shit. Yeah.

And they don't mean anything. Sometimes there's just, they see a void in the air and they want to fill it with something. This is like when you buy a movie theater ticket, right? And they say enjoy the movie and you say you too. That person that sold you the tickets, they're like, what do they mean by that? Yeah. What do they know that I don't know? They're like, huh, they just said something.

Sometimes people just say things. And I go through these questions every week, folks. And 90% of them are like, listen, that person just opened their mouth and some just dumb shit came out. They were just thinking about it. But now it's in your head for weeks. You have to process it. Sometimes people just, when the older couple said we warmed it up for you, they didn't

mean shit by that. No. Well, they, unless. Unless. They'll rip it apart in a bunch. Rip and reel doosers. Thank you, Travis. Thank you.

Hey, thanks. Hey, thanks, Travis. You paused a long time, Griffin. I know because it was going to be so fucking funny when I said. Oh wait. Can you say it again? No, you're interrupting me now while I'm explaining it. So just listen to me.

Okay. It's going to be really funny if I waited a long time and then I was like, we're ripping big doosers. Like that's what I do on this show. It's like, I go quiet. It's like a tactical thing. And the longer I go quiet, people are like, what twisted shit is this fucking sicko about to say?

And then. Yeah. But I can't now when you're talking and saying like, he's about to say some stuff about farts. Well, no, go ahead and say it. No, it's too late. You really took the wind out of my sails. Literally.

No, not literally. He doesn't have a sail. No, because it's farts or the winds. I love that Travis had to say sometimes people just say words. Yeah. Like that's like. If there's one lesson you're going to take away from me is that sometimes people just are awkward in silence and have to say fucking something because there's too long of a pause

and a break and they're like, oh no, no, no, no, I got to say something. We warmed it up for you. Thank God. Oh, I almost had to think about my own thoughts for a second. Anyway, I hope that helps. Some people just say things sometimes. Sometimes we want to say shit. There's nothing we can do about that.

And you can just let it go. Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We hope you have enjoyed yourself, been edified, educated, entertained, all the three, all the big ones that we, the ones that we aim for. What else is going on? Trav, you're usually so promotional. Well, I want to tell you, uh, this is more just, uh, because our friend, John Huntsman, Dicktown season two.

It returns to FXX and Hulu on March 3rd, 2022. So that was, let me see, last, what, Friday? Anyways, go check it. I don't know what day it is. No, March is at last Thursday. Ah, okay. Because today is the third. John Huntsman, please.

A former famous boy detective in Dicktown. David Reese is David Purifoy, uh, the former high school bully who now works as his driver. It's part Scooby-Doo, part Bojack Horseman. Go check it out. What are you saying? It's so weird. Can you try again?

Yeah. A season one was called the year's funniest animated comedy and it's available on Hulu at bit.ly slash Dicktown. It's only 111 minutes long the whole season, which is just one third of an Avenger movie. Just so you know, season two finds Huntsman and Purifoy finally on the verge of fame, local TV style, and maybe even a steady bank account. Episodes premiere at 10 PM on FXX every Thursday and March. Uh, and then they'll be streaming the following Friday on Hulu.

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The new dates for those are going to be Cincinnati is going to be November 10th. Detroit is November 11th. Washington DC is November 12th for my brother, my brother and me and November 13th for Taz. It's wild out there. A lot of people try and get ahold of venues and et cetera, et cetera. But we got stops, uh, coming up in St. Louis, Kansas City, Kansas City, Minneapolis, Boston, Mash and Tucket, Salt Lake City, Portland, San Diego, and a virtual Taz in May. So go to bit.ly slash macro like tours for ticket links and more info, uh,

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Well, thanks for consuming. Thanks for kind of things for consuming. Yeah, we appreciate it. Thanks for internalizing it in your own special way. Uh, Griffin, what's your final bit this time? What? You do a final bit every week. Did you forget like a different one?

Yeah, that was the whole Travis. Am I wrong? No, I believe that this has been the case or it's been different. You've been workshopping different bits to close with. Oh, okay. Uh, well, okay. Cool. Maybe do one of your like skewed view.

Well, how about this impressions and you guys could just say, yeah, let's try impressions. Give me anyone. I'm going to say Seth Rogan. Yeah, Seth Rogan. That's good. He's a fellow podcast. I'll try again. Okay.

You ready? Oh, pass me that tubers. That's pretty good. Say something about McLovin. I want to hear him say McLovin. Come on, McLovin. Pass me that fat fucking bong. Now do the sound of Seth Rogan taking a big bong rip.

Now say what he always says after he does a big bong rip. Oh, chunky butt lovin. Yeah, I'm Travis McRoy. Griffin McRoy. Oh, this is where my mother, my mother, me kiss your dad square on the lips. Oh, it's better. It's better with you. It's better with you.

My life. Oh, it's better. It's better with you. Is this true? Oh, it's better. It's better with you. My life. Oh, it's better with you.

Thank you.