My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 608: Banished to the Space Jam Annex

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy.Suggested talking points: Rex the Dino is... for Me, Floor Chocolate, Fresh Kill Spot, Community Theater Easter Bunny, Buckquet

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Travis insists. He's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up you cool, baby? Precious friendship I could have never seen what was coming for me hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach my life It feels It's better it's better
Starting point is 00:00:54 It's better it's better It's better it's better Hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother and me an advice show for the Modrin era I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middlest brother Travis McElroy Vroom Vroom the race is on My name is Griffin And I guess a shotgun I'm hopping in the side car. We're nearing. It's the inn is in sight Burning we young for the cup. There's only a couple days left in max fun drive rev rev. That's the engines could chow We're always there. What was the chow noise? Was that a stick shift? No, that was lightning McQueen. He's right behind you
Starting point is 00:01:44 He's chasing you to finish and he wins. He's gonna sleep with your partner Wait, what yeah, if lightning McQueen wins. He's gonna have a night with my wife Yeah, Griffin is gonna be called into my lightning McQueen. I mean it makes it might not be sexual. It might not end up Yeah, it might not end up being sexual. They might just connect on a deeper level Our marriage my marriage with Rachel is in There's only one way you could okay Stretch gold This is a threat this one's kind of a threat. Yeah, and I don't love this, but I'm saying it
Starting point is 00:02:23 Yeah, we are currently the max fun drive our goal is 20,000 new and upgrading donors and boosting donors as well And if you are able to Help us make our shows make our shows possible Which is only possible through your generosity Go to maximumfund.org for a slash join you're gonna get for five dollars a month You will get tons of bonus content over 15 days. I believe it has to be measured in days now Yeah, for 20 you could get a per month. You could get a hat and a a patch It's unbelievable the bargains are unbelievable. What's the what's the goal Justin the goal? Well, trav, here's the goal bud
Starting point is 00:03:07 The goal is for us to not be destitute and that is only achieved by you Going to maximumfund.org for a slash join five bucks 10 bucks 20 bucks Or if you want to kick it up two or three dollars whatever we'll take anything you got Give us your lunch money nerds. But here's the goal 20,000 New upgrading and boosting donors. Uh-huh right now as we record this it is 3683 so it's a little ways to go just shy We've got a little ways to go and the worst part is if we don't make it griffin mackerel
Starting point is 00:03:40 We'll be cuckolded by lightning mcqueen racing legend lightning mcqueen Should I ask rachel before we commit to this bit? Oh, yeah Well, I'll text i'll I can shoot her a text right now Just shoot her a text and see like because this is obviously be I've heard a scratcher. Yeah, I've heard a scratcher right lightning mcqueen is nothing if not a gentleman and by gentleman I mean jibble car But I can't imagine anyone Not being down the clown when I think legend lightning mcqueen. Yeah when I talk to him. He's like
Starting point is 00:04:13 You know, the real nitrous smart tank is consent. Yeah, and he loves it. Yeah wild for the Consent he's very clear on that Hey, how do you feel about lightning mcqueen and I should add like this is for the this is for the show So she doesn't get confused This is for should you add like a brackets sexually in brackets or do you think you're just gonna get Hey, how do you feel about lightning mcqueen's sexually? Well, that seems like I'm sort of like Forcing the issue a little bit like how you feel. Yeah. Yeah Because also I'll say like how do you feel about lightning mcqueen? You know, she's like sexually good
Starting point is 00:04:46 Then I'm yeah, then yeah, that'll be nothing more need be said Normally our show is just like this. Yeah three brothers talking a bunch of nonsense and it's for you and we don't have to do it I mean there it is. I should clarify. He's the red car from I think she would know that She knows it. You have a young boy in your home. She knows we're not we're not a we're not a fucking cars family That's right. Really? That was a geek check. I don't want any cars people. You gotta get that shit together. My man It's a great movie to not the second one so much Oh, man, but wouldn't you rather be cuckolded by lightning mcqueen than tow mater? You know what I mean? Like yeah, try Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:31 Now if it was the Hudson Hornet sexiness of a cars if it was Hudson Hornet, I fucking get it man Okay, Rachel's Rachel says he's not for me in two senses. Okay, so we have we have currently Hi It's jesse thorn here. I regret to inform you I've discontinued the promotion in which if we don't meet our goal griffin back where we will be cuckolded by lightning mcqueen unfortunately That is not gonna Come I'll should I ask if there's another character in cars that she is is there or any of the pigs are canon
Starting point is 00:06:02 But non-human car from cars That is good for you What about the dinosaur from toy story? Or the dyno from toy story. I don't know why I'm the one sort of jumping on this grenade Sort of there's a lot of really amazing maritaline speaking Well, griffin it would be weird if I was asking your wife if she would have sex with lightning mcqueen. Come on Yeah, think about it. Um, I guess that's fair. I wouldn't count. She says okay She says the dyno is definitely for me so that there now there are stakes
Starting point is 00:06:35 Okay, can I read you guys some names of characters in cars? I would love nothing more Strip weathers nice chick-hicks. That's a good one fin mcmissile No fin fin missile fin mcmissile It's real. That's cool. Miles axelrod. Yeah. Hell yeah Uh, let's see text dinoco I can't believe we all had two chances to name human beings I know we we beefed it so hard and we didn't go with kory turbowitz Yeah, well if I had had a boy it was going to be text dinoco not a macaroon
Starting point is 00:07:11 Bob cutlass. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one too. Oh my god guys rod torque red line I like that the most so far. It's really good vladimir trunk golf. Yeah, how did that happen? Well, that's gotta be the second one. That's gotta be the second one without the spy shit in it j Kirby grim one Yeah, that's gotta be another rush. Oh my god. There's one named jeff govett Maximum fun dot org slash join again is the name of it the link go to rip plush gonski rip, huh clutch gonski, huh? Brent mustang burger On yours rely on your support now more than ever And this is the club. This is the content. This is what she wipe out
Starting point is 00:08:01 Wait one more game punchy punchy Like p o n c h y Eugene Karbusky, okay. All right, and and and we appreciate yes. There's lots of good Thank you. I have a list of some of the recent people who have just joined up. We got ernie geerson Uh, um, thank you. David Hobbs cap. Thank you. This is wild because these still sound wild
Starting point is 00:08:29 Nigel gearsley. Thank you. That's actually makes a lot of sense Griffin because we have been appealing to a very car centric Demographic for the last like 10 minutes. That's true. So it makes sense that This live feed of car of donors are also anthropomorphic cars. Yeah But you can't rely on the cars from cars to support the content that you love That's only about 50 of our supporters Or like even if you like it, you still have to pay for it. I don't love the food I get at mcdonald's but I still have to pay for it. You know what I mean? But but but but but but they've gotten rid of a lot of my favorite fresh options
Starting point is 00:09:06 Like the southwest salad and the chicken snack wrap. Oh, they got rid of the chicken snack wrap They got rid of everything as part of a Streamlining effort at the peak of the pandemic and they scaled back to a very Sort of like button down menu without a lot of the fresh options. Not wild about that. Not wild. Yeah, I know Are they going to bring it back? Uh, I don't know. Am I going to reopen a supply chain to hit Justin up with his snack wrap Or make the southwest chicken salad that they may have called the Justin macaroy because I'm the only person They got the salad. I got that from time to time. It's pretty good. Honestly. It's not bad. If you like a fresh option Yeah, I do
Starting point is 00:09:46 This is an advice show in addition to a fundraising effort. Hey Can we just be real for a second? Yeah, please go please go the link and and pledge some money. But it's We just really need it would be really kick ass. Really kick ass. Thank you And then let us on twitter if you do so we can say thanks At least one of us will I griffin's you know, kind of Steps away to focus. He's really focusing on his family right now and his ministry. Yeah Well, I've been working. I I did get hired to focus on the family and thank you guys for Announcing that here and I know some people are going to be po'd about that and try to get me
Starting point is 00:10:20 You know, uh, try to get me canceled. But please don't I thought it was focused features. You got hired at Oh, I got no that that was a short sort of thing and then they found out how just I don't like anything Secular in films. Yeah, okay Or secular Yeah, and they are all about that life. So it was a short-lived partnership What are you what are you focusing on over and focus on the family griffin? Uh daughters This month it's daughter month All daughter content all the time just McGee and me
Starting point is 00:10:55 Let's start this time with daughters. Yeah Well, that's when our show. Thank you so much. No, this was the start What this was the start? This is the start. You're there. You're in it I thought all that talk about lightning queen bedding griffin's life Extremeritally was all just for us It's kind of intramaritally because griffin would be a willing cuckold in this situation I would have to be because the because just he asked me to in the email. Can we please do Does lightning have a partner?
Starting point is 00:11:25 What does like speed is his wife? Oh, okay, but not like another car named speed No, speed is his wife speed racer No speed like speed. Oh, like the Concept is the concept while out on a walk around my apartment complex. I and if you guys ever taken a walk I don't know for a long time. Just while out on a walk around my apartment complex I ended up noticing I feel like if somebody says they're out on a walk They're doing something that they didn't want to admit. You know what I mean, like I ended up noticing a securely wrapped perfectly fine
Starting point is 00:12:00 If not super melted package of Reese's chocolate on the floor next to a car And I walked what is Reese's chocolate Reese's Reese's chocolate It's gotta be Reese's cups Reese's cups guys Reese's cup. I figured the they don't just make a bar, right? I don't make a chocolate. I mean I don't make a chocolate. It's just not until the bar I figured the chocolate must have fallen out of the car and the original owner hadn't noticed Especially with it right next to the driver's seat door Seeing as I had been complaining about a lack of chocolate I see where this is going now
Starting point is 00:12:37 Seeing as I have been complaining about a lack of chocolate two hours prior I figured this is a sign from the gods to eat it But my partner and best friend Convinced me that eating mostly melted but securely packaged floor chocolate was not in fact the best idea I've ever had My question is this brother Yeah, I don't think we should go sing in praises just yet My question is this brother should I have eaten the floor chocolate or should I have taken it home to refrigerate and eat later? Now that's from chocolate less floridian. You have two options here that both end with
Starting point is 00:13:09 You eating the floor chocolate, which is huge. Well, it does that. Sorry. That's the middle step In the journey that they will be going on I don't think your friends the end step will be Not just the emergency room, but one sort of bathroom in the emergency room complex that you are gonna You may as well bring A pillow and a good book I mean, I would love it if it worked that way But life isn't a fairly brothers comedy griffin the realistic answer is you'll eat the chocolate and it'll be fine, but
Starting point is 00:13:42 For the next few days after uh-huh in the back of your head. Yep Every little creak and pop every little squish and squeak in your body that you feel every every pang every floating Uh flash of light, but in front of your eyes everything Now you're gonna wonder is this it? Is this my time? Is this the chocolate? Why did I do it? I did I know where stores is. Let's why did I do it? Let's put the tiger on the table and yell at it for a second Just for 20 seconds. There's a lot of food waste and food insecurity both in our country and in the world That's not what this is. That's not what this is. No, that's not what this is
Starting point is 00:14:19 What here's there's two other factors here that I think have to be considered one other people were with you Right, so even if that chocolate's perfectly fine Even if you eat it and nothing happens even if you eat it and you never think about it again There were people who observed Your behavior And maybe children maybe children maybe even children They saw you And let's take all context out of the back. They saw you pick something up off the ground
Starting point is 00:14:46 And eat it Yeah With your only mouth with your only human mouth as far as I know And you put it in your own human body the one you have and you don't know the origin You do not know Uh, you know where this began. You only know if we're talking in terms of like Antiques roadshow, you don't know it's provenance. You only know it's got a lot of patina on it and you hate it And then you ate it. That's what they do on antiques roadshow. By the way, if you haven't watched it lately
Starting point is 00:15:15 They're doing a lot of just sort of eating the antiques Secondly, oh, this this is an old quilt from the revolutionary war era made by martha Washington and hold on one second No, it's nothing now. It's not it's energy. It's k-cows for our rod And the second thing to consider here is I'm starting to wonder now if uh, the generation after us Maybe even two generations. I don't know how old we are. Are they also being? Like drilled into their heads that people might inject drugs into candy or was did that stop after us? I think we were the last ones to get that
Starting point is 00:15:50 I think everybody knows that we're just everybody else is kind of too busy to be injecting drugs into chocolate Also, who's just giving away free drugs like that? Well The current bad bad bad bad bad folks. Oh, that's very bad people. Okay. Don't eat I feel like we can cut most of these quite kinds of questions off at the pass Don't eat for chocolate I know the times are tough out there and like travis said the big thing about food waste And I know all about that But and care and care care about care about it. But you can you can probably get chocolate
Starting point is 00:16:23 That has been ethically sourced Do you know what I mean? That's not going to hurt you and your body You know in the capitalist system we find ourselves in here You exchange your healthy body minutes for what I call chocolate dollars Which is money that you spend to get your own chocolate and if you hurt your regular dollars Sorry, just dollars And if you hurt that body hurt that body make sure that you don't hurt that body By eating chocolate you found on a floor then you won't you will be too ill
Starting point is 00:16:55 To earn more choco bucks, which is what you call chocolate dollars now It also occurs to me reading the question again that in your Subposition you found the chocolate and you were you decided this chocolate came from this car. It was next to So I could easily place this chocolate somewhere where the driver of the car could discover it once more But since the driver didn't know Finders keepers. This whole thing stinks to high heavens Do not eat this fucking chocolate. They already ate the chocolate. Didn't they they ate the chocolate already? I do appreciate I do think that there is it's a little bit of security theater
Starting point is 00:17:32 But the idea of like well, no, you don't understand I put it in the refrigerator and solidated it back up again So it's better now. It's safer now Because it was on melty before and that would have been bad But I put it in the fridge so it got cold so any germs on it got too cold Um, don't eat the chocolate and do you all want to approach the wizard and ask him about his day? Yeah, he'll give us some cool advice on how to do a great thing Which is to say how to host a warrior cat's theme birthday party. Are you kidding me? Is that it?
Starting point is 00:18:07 Yeah, serious. So many people have sent this in over the months and I feel like I've been saving it for a special occasion maximumfund.org joint Preparing make sure your parents agree You don't necessarily have to tell your parents the theme of the party slash sleepover But you still need to make sure you can have one in the first place. This feels duplicitous to me Yeah, because if if if if one of my beautiful boys comes to me and says I want to have a sleepover And I'm like, yeah, sure whatever and then I come in and there's big balls of yarn and everyone's got tails and they're fucking fighting and there's
Starting point is 00:18:42 Desiccated birds. Yeah, I'm gonna be confused and probably upset um And also just so I know if my uh, if one of my beautiful children came to me and said I want to have a sleepover and I said What's okay? What's the theme and they said no theme. I would also be disappointed. That's true Right, it's gotta have a you're gonna throw away that chance to have a themed party of any sort really. Yeah one time at the minskers Basement we had a slumber party that ended that just kind of turned out to be an austin powers theme sleepover
Starting point is 00:19:17 uh, like it wasn't that was not the intention but then we all showed up And we were all just sort of like in the headspace of thinking about and talking about austin powers a lot And then we watched austin powers and it was just like oh, it's we are We are accidentally having an austin powers theme sleepover party And it was one of the best ones that I it was one of the best austin powers sleepover parties I think I've had and griffin didn't make you horny, baby. No Start planning early even if you plan extremely early when not when not anyone is even thinking about your birthday coming up This is good. You will have more time to think about what you really want to do
Starting point is 00:19:54 Um, yeah, but you can't I I'm of the opinion you start planning too early. Yeah Uh to invite a couple people to the party see if they like the idea of having a warrior cats theme They won't they probably won't and then I've been kicking around a few different ideas If I could run past you kind of like having a clown or I don't know. I thought about kicking everybody In the ass when they showed up or maybe warrior cats one of those definitely one of those you it's gotta be I got you gotta switch those steps around, right? You gotta ask people before you plan it, right? Otherwise, you're gonna get so far down the pathway. This is the first step in planning it
Starting point is 00:20:35 This is the chance. I haven't begun to plan. We're just kind of blue sky and see if anybody would come. Yeah, okay So, oh, so this is more of like I'm just I'm just floating this idea Like this isn't necessarily an invite or a plan a few different options. Just kicking them around if I did What would you say also step one keep your grades up? Keep those grades up or your parents will not let you dress up like kitty cats in a fight and have desiccated birds Decorate before you guess arrive decorate your houses with posts at your houses This is a this is we're having a progressive warrior cat party. Nice Yeah, we go from one house to another to sort of represent the different phases in a kitty cat's life
Starting point is 00:21:16 It's a crawl. It's a kitty cat crawl. It's a kitty cat crawl Happy birthday to me. It's a kitty cat crawl Dad I need you to drive me and my other kitty cats over to Doug's house for the starters No, they're their dad says we can drink wild roses Uh, okay, uh decorate your house with posters paw prints or anything else that will complement the theme If you have party games make sure anything you need for those games is ready spider web How is that specific to a warrior's cat? Is is preparation a big part of the warrior's cat ethos?
Starting point is 00:21:46 Well, okay, so Justin you think a warrior cat just like wakes up one day and like I'm a fucking warrior cat now No, that takes it takes a lot of work make each room a den So you have sort of different home bases for the warrior's den make small nests of green spider web or three pillows to make a sleeping area Then there's the leader's den for this you should choose the largest least occupied room The couch can be your bed cover with the spider webs or pillows Cover the floors in colored blankets or brown to give it that dirt and sand effect cover your cover your floors in brown Why spider web such a prevalent theme here. Is that a big thing in warrior cats? Work has just lived
Starting point is 00:22:27 Have you been in the kind of woods that feral cats make their battlegrounds travel not for a long time very Spooky and haunted and spiders You will need an apprentice den. I like the idea of you having a den that's yours So people show up and you're like fucking draped across your your uh, uh shays lounge like baron Oh, you've brought me uh, what is this a nerf gun? Excellent put it on the pile
Starting point is 00:23:00 Perfect choice. Oh, I would have preferred a saucy of milk Uh, there's other dens here, but just in the skip to head so I may as well join him in the future Which is to say make the high rock use multiple pillows stacked or use a chair or couch Let the other cats sit below you on pillows or just spread out blankets. So important. So what if I don't want to be The kitty cat who sits on the high rock at my own birthday party I think that says a lot about you Griffin, but I also understand it because heavy is you know, heavy is the head Yeah, sure Joshua
Starting point is 00:23:32 I don't care if it's fucking Plymouth rock. Put the couch cushions back on the couch Those are the not gonna tell you yet. I'm gonna make your friends go home. I don't care if it is your birthday Those are the guest room pillows. Use your own pillows. What do you mean? Your pillows are the spider webs? Oh, by the way, timothy's pissing everywhere and not for the normal reason. So can you please ask him to stop? I don't mean the theme was space jam. I look like an idiot. I mean basketball theme treats I'm here in a jersey. I invited somebody who'd like dressed up as bugs And I'm feeling like a fucking idiot and then and then some of your friends fucking obliterated him Cut him cut him wide open to where I was got to put him on the fresh kill spot
Starting point is 00:24:12 Which is the next step in the wiki how article in the middle of camp place a cardboard piece that is cut out like a stump And decorate it and when it comes to hunting the cats can put their fresh kill or stuffed animals on the stump This sounds fun. I would yeah actually that part got me that part that part sounds good I like that that this is my fresh kill It's a mickey mouse that teaches you the abc It does it did skew a little bit lord of the flies there if I was a parent president this thing like oh look at them They're pretending to wait. What are they? Huh? What's this next step? We're in the we're in the games section now Welcome each guest. Maybe with a dip of your head or a whisper of welcome to the home of the clans
Starting point is 00:24:54 Probably not that one Welcome Weary traveler you got to really hit that s on clans though. Oh boy Start with some role play once everyone has arrived. Why not pretend to be I interest you in some light role play No, my father has repaired some basketball cookies there We are having next door. There is a My twin brother Jebediah is having a basketball themed birthday party You can go and try on some of michael jordan's shoes
Starting point is 00:25:28 In retrospect, I should have warned you about the theme of my party dr Sniffle whiskers has committed the graveston and shall be banished to the space jam annex Start with some role play once everyone has arrived. Why not pretend to be warrior cats? And there's a pray you get fucking idea. Yeah, why not? Everyone could be one rp character role play and one real warrior What the fuck does that mean if you have the time joshua showed joshua showed up as silvester. He can walk between planes Oh, man, how is how is the space jam party silvester? That's pretty good They're over there watching they're over there watching the new space jam
Starting point is 00:26:08 Not my favorite, but the basketball cookies man your stepdad. He cooks a mean basketball cookie. They made some uh, thanks, kevin Thank you, kevin. Glad you enjoyed my got you buddy Hey, don't forget I got that plant-based milk in the downstairs fridge that you want. You're always looking out josh's dad No problem, kevin. Hey, please call me kevin. Whoa Quite a coincidence same team Have a hunting party people can hide stuffed animals while others try to find a stuffed animal with the number They were assigned to a written card around their neck. What? Yeah, why can't you just say kevin go get the giraffe? Why do you have to like put a number because that's how to hunt griffin that's that's fetching and cats don't fetch
Starting point is 00:26:50 Okay, okay. Hey, except for my cat that does actually fetch hair ties. That's fun. Yeah, it's have a twisted version of egg toss Have every Have everyone pair up and give each pair a spoon fill white water balloons up with dyed water What for so fucked up, dude Are they what are they eggs what it's like? What is it? What does that have to do with the warrior cat mythos? Yeah, there's spells so that each one gets magic spells. They're different colors So red magic is like, uh, blood the cat blood magic. Yeah, uh, blue magic. Why this is milk Is milk magic? They love it. It's queen magic. They love the queen magic
Starting point is 00:27:32 The queen magic got to do with those two also Uh collected come up with a collector resource game in this game Each den will be removed of its items and hidden among the quote-unquote forest teams assigned to each den must collect the items an amount wanted We're gonna search for the queen. Hey Derek. Can I talk to you? I think you've got a little deep I'm gonna give you the kick and bring you back up to this level You're a little deep in there Derek and we're kind of worried about you know We're not playing the game anymore Derek this we're out of the game for a second Derek If you actually would go over to the space jam party, I feel like it would really
Starting point is 00:28:06 But they don't have any queen over this beast. I'm a little kid. I play with a mouse and a queen Derek, I do notice that you did hide timothy's inhaler out in the quote-unquote forest And we do need you to tell us where that is. No, that's my shiny special toy No, he needs that for breathing and living. Do you have a ways or I could chase? Okay Uh play pin the tail on the warrior. We've lost the plot completely do some more evening activities. Yeah, sure Once you've eaten enjoy a snifter of brandy Retired to the den for cigars
Starting point is 00:28:44 There are no laws here at the home of the clans all carno pleasures are on the menu until 730 when your mom's pick you up Once you've eaten maybe you could play some warrior cat games with your friends on the internet having a good time This is the greatest party. We're all playing in a roblox server in different rooms Uh sleep over if that's part of the plan. Okay make dinner warrior cast theme two Provide lots of meaty foods food is fresh killing warriors So you must get something close to meats think think think have meat skewers steak meatballs pepperoni
Starting point is 00:29:22 Salami and hamburgers anything with juice see me If you have a vegetarian offer them veggie patties cheese anything that sticks to the if you have a vegetarian They're getting eaten in the hunt. Let's be honest guys. It's gonna turn You're gonna roll that rock down onto piggy and you're gonna eat them all up. Come on. Don't eat the salad Get a birthday cake. But hey, um, what are you eating? Oh, these are uh corn patties. It's q r Get him get him eat him now Uh, that's the then birthday cake is the last thing. Um, someone does there's nothing funny. There's just cake So enjoy. Yeah, you can't have a party without cake. Don't be listen. We're all having a lot of warrior cats theme fun
Starting point is 00:30:01 But you gotta have a cake is the cake mouse flavor. No, it's a it's fucking vanilla with like a cherry I put a mouse in the cake kevin god damn it How can I it someone does ask what do I have for food if I have a vegan friend Provide berries and greens for them to eat warrior cats use them for berries and greens I'm a little cat that loves berries and greens Warrior cats use them for
Starting point is 00:30:24 Joshua, I don't I told you about the berries and greens thing, okay? Warrior cats use berries and greens for medicinal purposes, but you can pretend they are an elder or sick cat Fun. There you go. Perfect. Oh, this is our sick. I'm not sick. I'm a vegan. I'm not sick. I'm actually so Fucking healthy All of you Look at my big egg plant muscles that I got from all the egg plants They stretched them out of the space jam party. No, they didn't stretch me out I'm just holding you because I drink like a lot of I drink plant-based milk
Starting point is 00:30:57 That your dad gets me whenever I come over and I eat my greens. Oh, no, let's smush him back into place Stop it guys. I told you I don't like this. Let me please. Hey, can we ask For our friends listening at home to consider supporting our art and the maximum fund drive 2022 edition I mean, I've just assumed they were frantically during that last bit Trying to up their their donations if they're just not doing enough. They realize that now Listen, I can say this one statement with confidence. There's not a lot of things. They say with confidence on the show
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Starting point is 00:34:41 What but it's a hat that has to rocket turbo boosters on it You strap it onto your face and lets you fly around up in the sky like an astronaut does it There's an unthinkable amount of bonus content on here. I mean, it's truly it's truly despicable We we mentioned it. We blow past it. We say there's 15 days It's Okay, I mean just just for my brother my brother me and there's like some wild stuff for all of the shows Just for my brother my brother made this one that you're listening to right now. We've been doing these max fund drive things for Uh 11 years
Starting point is 00:35:12 over a decade We've got videos. We've got clips of live shows. We've got, um, there's videos where we riff over old movies Yes, there's videos where we're riffing on movies. There's a demo of a song that Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote for us there's commentary on five now of the, uh, mimp and bam TV show episodes with us and there's episodes that our wives recorded together There's a griffin's vor podcast that he recorded one episode of live Yeah, we're going to there's a video a home movies of us. There's our absolute debacle of a
Starting point is 00:35:52 Show in detroit about star wars that I actually did not realize had been uploaded and and I'm now not as enthused about people going to Enjoy this. There's last year. We did an episode called pranky doodle dandy. Was that last year? Fuck that was good. Where are we pranked you like this year? No, no, no pranky doodle dandy was 2020 freaky fun day freaky fun day. We switched all the bits around that's right And then this this year we developed the next great macaroy Creative project and god damn it. Joel was on board. You gotta listen folks. You gotta get it. You gotta get it It's horrifying and incriminating. Did we announce the other thing that we recorded or is that secret still? You know what? I think by this point hopefully by this point we've hit it though
Starting point is 00:36:34 Uh, we recorded we took the transcript from an episode And then assigned the part we switched brothers And yes, it's a remix. Yeah, it's a remix. Yeah, and so like I think I did griffin griffin did me I think justin was me. I was no, I griff Travis was griffin and I no you were Travis I was griffin and Travis was me and we like did it. It was It was one of the dumbest silliest things I was in a fugue state for most of it. It was genuinely by the end. I was crying laughing and just crying
Starting point is 00:37:09 I was like whacked out on cold medicine when we first read it and so hearing Justin sort of try to capture that in his performance was Uh, a true delight Uh, you'll only hear that one if we hit the goal to release it and to you If you are a max fund supporter because that is bonus content only be able to max fund supporters So maximumfund.org forward slash join. I guarantee There's so much in there. I actually am mad now that it's been out a couple days the adventure zone one where we Turned classic board games into an rpg and it hasn't taken the world by storm yet. So it'll get there. It'll get there. Okay, okay
Starting point is 00:37:46 Uh, please maximumfund.org slash join. Let's let's do another question while they go to that link and do all their stuff Uh, okay. Sorry. I moved away from the well. I was thinking maybe we could have some interactive fun Um, and everybody it could join in and play along at home No, I thought we were done with this one like outside of the back Here's here's the thing that I thought about because on on uh last week's wonderful Griffin and rachel talked about me and how great I am And I was like, that's really nice. And so I thought we could play a little uh play along at home where I asked you Trivia questions specifically about me
Starting point is 00:38:25 Right to see how well you two and the audience at home Know me. Do you think they'll like that? I think I will Right, but you're one and they are many. Yeah, but I'm like one third of the host So at least 33 of the hosts are on board with it when you think of it that way Well, we know you pretty good. So let's get through this about as fast as we can Okay, what is travis macroy's favorite dessert? cheesecake That's very good griffin that was right off the bat. Yeah, I don't I don't need to I don't cheesecake. Sorry. There's okay. It's two points for each
Starting point is 00:39:03 I don't think that justin should get points because he said he has lag I said it in the same way you did griffin It was clearly I had lag. Okay. Should we start? Well, should we restart the call to try to get this lag fix because well, maybe we should do a count again Just see how bad the lag is. Okay. So just go ahead I don't think we need to you know, go ahead and just do the count so we can tell that the lag is good One Two yeah, that's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. I told you it's really bad Well, the juice you responded to what I said just then really fast so quickly. That was really maybe he was just ready to say it
Starting point is 00:39:36 Okay, what size shoe does travis? It wasn't that fast What size shoe does travis wear 10 and a half? I'm gonna say 11. It's a 12. Come on guys. You're kidding. I got it. I got it. Press this way. That's a big boy I'm very stable point. Press this way. No, it's exact or nothing How comes how comes how comes I'm like a little bit taller than you but your feet is I wear a 9.5. I've got petite feet. Well, do you notice how you fall over a lot when there's a sweet petite feeling? Yeah, petite feet because what are you rocking with juice? What are you rocked? What are you rocked on the tent? I'm the so
Starting point is 00:40:12 Um, this is I'm usually a 10 and a half But if it's a narrow shoe, I gotta go up to 11 because I got a wide fred flinston. I do that's for me That's for me with a 13 like cowboy boots. I'm talking about 12 and a half guys rollerskates 12 and a half. So we all have we we've all got I've got sort of a chode foot. Yeah Yeah, that's my favorite christian band by the way from the from the mid ox was chode Chode play Hello lost cruces. We are chode foot. Let's get ready to worship jesus christ Why did you give switchfoot?
Starting point is 00:40:48 A sort of cockney, uh, drawl there. You know, they love that. So And that wasn't switchfoot griffin. It was chode foot. It was chode foot. It's a different band completely different band Okay, one last one. How many tattoos just travis have and christ for a bonus point. Which one was his first? Okay, I know the first one was the family crest on your back. It got so crusty and fucked up And did you ever get that fixed or removed? I didn't get it fixed. Okay, because that was you get fixed or lasered off No, I got it. I got it redone. There are lots of hidden justins in there. It's like a hidden mickey You're like a little hidden justin and all the curly cues. That's fun. It's like a puzzle book I want to get a hidden mickey tattoo. That'd be good. Okay. Good. Don't tell me. Yeah, good. Uh, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:41:35 I I'm gonna say 11. Here's what I'll say. I'm gonna say eight I'm gonna name the ones I can think of There's uh, haramph There's nessie. There's a pineapple There's the family crest There's the all you can do is all you can do do. Yeah, there's five There's the triforce. Yes. Yeah, six. We all got that one. That should have been easier to remember. Yeah, it was
Starting point is 00:42:02 Uh, are we forgetting anything? Oh, yeah, so I got the all you can do is all you can do the pineapple I have uh, the microphone with flowers I have the wine glasses cheersing with flowers. I have the d20. That's all 20s that says I do that I have the sheriff's star that says, you know morons. I have the a lot of tattoos You have two blazing satellites. Correct. I have the triforce. I have the family crest and I have the haramph So how many is that one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 I got it perfectly 11
Starting point is 00:42:38 I actually said 11 Okay, then you got it griffin wins. I guess how are you how are you guys not more impressed by that? I guess the number of tattoos on my brother's beautiful body I also would have accepted 12 because I had the one on my back read done. I would have accepted 12 Okay, but it is exactly 11, which is the number I guess because I know your beautiful body's so good But not the feet the feet are a little bit blurry. I try not to look at your feet. Yeah, I get that. They're so large I got you this best brother trophy griffin All right
Starting point is 00:43:06 I also got you a best brother because you're both the best brothers I have participation trophy then uh, thanks for the fun. Our first session. Yeah Oh, participation trophies, huh? Now they're both the same. I had a maid ahead of time How do we not talk about jeff foxworthy? Making a participation trophy joke in 2022 in his new net. Did he? Yep, really? There's a thing that went it did go viral online because it was netflix is a joke
Starting point is 00:43:32 Which I guess is there like comedy thing they tweeted out a clip There's some screenshots with captions of jeff foxworthy's new special where he said You know, it's funny back in my day if you wanted a trophy when you're competing you had to win Oh, yeah, baby That's the good shit right there, baby It's not even like Like that observation itself is a decade. It's like so choice. There's a geico There's a geico commercial on the air right now where that fucking
Starting point is 00:44:08 Slippery sexy gecko is talking to a woman at a diner and she's like I'm an introvert and he's like, yeah lots of people are introverts. She's like, no, I'm a very I'm an introvert and that's very special and I'm over here. I laugh so hard. I shit my pants. Yeah Because it's like a griffin was normally an extrovert became an introvert because he's embarrassed because it's like We're all busting up about how lots of people say they're introverts over. Oh, I did it again guys I didn't even have to laugh this I didn't even have to laugh this time the geico gecko made this shit come out with his awesome awesome introvert jokes Also
Starting point is 00:44:47 Jeff walks away. He's getting to a point now where I don't know that I trust that he's never gone a participation trophy He got a Netflix special in 2022 That's your He's stuck around long enough job. You're still participating in life. And so you have a Netflix Came back around we gave everyone else who was kind of problematic and bad uh a neveling special So now we come back to you. Can you step up your problematic badness? So maybe I don't know but I don't think anybody's even gonna want to put in the legwork To do that to jeff foxworthy. It's like big different better. You know what I mean like
Starting point is 00:45:23 He doesn't he what do you accomplish by by smashing jeff foxworthy like that by smashing him good I don't I don't if you're a jeff foxworthy. You might be irrelevant. Is that anything? I I don't want to duck. He might be very nice in person. It's it's hard He might give us. Sorry. He might be the one to give us our big break You guys ever think about that? Maybe he goes around and also like if you look at how how far we are from 20 000 new and upgrading donors Like I feel a little foxworthy myself. Oh, maybe yeah Maybe I mean maybe maybe we shouldn't peek not yes the ebp. That's fair
Starting point is 00:46:02 I Okay, I have an I have an alternate joke then how about this is like hand out Participation trophies. He only gives them to people who are foxworthy. Is that anything? I don't know. That could be something we it needs about it needs about a good month worth of punch up in the writer's room But it's it's there's a seed there that I would be nervous. Oh, yeah, it's germinating. We've done one question Really? Yeah, let's do a second right. Let's do a second question Okay
Starting point is 00:46:34 Here comes the second question every day. I take a walk around my neighborhood another what I'm in another walk. It's weird You know what it is? Temperatures going on. Yeah, there it is. You want to get out there get your day A few days ago. I noticed you gotta be careful with that terminology there my dude. Yeah You heard it, right? You're or if for our friends across the park you're vitamin There it is. You're vitamin dick A few days ago. I noticed a plastic Easter egg in my neighbor's grass It seems to have been missed during the Easter egg hunt is now six days past Easter
Starting point is 00:47:06 At what point does it become okay for me to take it? It looks like there's something inside and I want it really bad This is from hiding from the bunny in Dallas. Is this another I did more candy person This was not on purpose trying to eat some ground candy. I didn't organize these that way on purpose Okay, listen, but this year I did put Lego ninjas in the Easter eggs. Yeah, and by I I mean The bunny the bunny did it the bunny at my mother-in-law's house put 62 cents Uh for grandkids for eggs each one had 62 cents in it when I said, hey Why is there 62 cents in this egg? She said that's the amount of change I had that would evenly break up before for kids
Starting point is 00:47:46 And I said Becky next time just two quarters. My kid doesn't need the taxes That is an absolutely bonkers thing That I asked bb the other day if she was going to get a job when she grew up and she said I don't have to I already got money in my bank because she has about two inches worth In like one of those big clear coke bottle bank about two inches worth of loose change And as far as she is concerned she is set for life. So I think two quarters probably would have accomplished the like I got money feeling Um, is it all from becky? All from becky. Are they all becky bucks? Some of it is just like I get change and I'm like, I don't want to put this in my pocket
Starting point is 00:48:23 This is your allowance or whatever I do I do that I'm very cavalier with with like change that I get and I put it in the girl's piggy bank And then inevitably I'm like going to the car wash or something like oh fuck. Hey guys. I'm sorry I gotta dig through your piggy banks. I'm sorry one day. My daughter will catch me imbezzling Like I dad I called the police on you. I saw that you took $2.50 something. I had to I had to put air in the tires Well, yeah, tell it to the judge dad I think that this is
Starting point is 00:48:55 Failing on the parents part or whoever has hidden these eggs Yes, you gotta take pictures on your phone every time you hide an egg so that you can do at least a count You need to know how much now that does get difficult to do when you're like, uh, the easter bunny told me He hid 32 eggs and we only got 31. So the easter bunny said so. So hey, did you look over there? I got a strong feeling the easter bunny might have hid one But it is human nature to see a little what is essentially a treasure chest Oh, yeah, and want to know what's inside of it because maybe it is floor candy. Maybe it is floor grass chocolate And by which I mean a new cool futuristic house for ants that they live in like, whoa, this is so modern
Starting point is 00:49:39 What is this phillip? I love it. It's an egg for ants. Oh, that's good. Oh, it's a good zoolander reference Zoolander. I love that. What if it's a real you guys always get my reference. What if it's a real easter egg? Oh, and it like starts you on a whimsical journey through the fantastical where you partner up with the easter bunny Like that's the thing is like this is if we approach more things with the wonderment and trust of a child We would go on more adventures because think about how many times you've seen something you're like I should pick that and you're like, uh, that's garbage and most of the time it probably is but moves a magical ring That would start you on a fantastical journey of love and it's like an easter egg like a secret in a movie or a game Oh, it might be that too. Click on it. It's like how in the second sonic the hedgehog movie
Starting point is 00:50:23 You there's like one scene where they're playing basketball and you can see Dr. Eggman's balls Well really and it but it's like a secret just for true fans just for true believers Just for true believers in it. Hey question asker Are you maybe telling a little tale on yourself when you say there seems like there's something inside? You definitely picked it up and shook it, right? You weren't you weren't clocking from a distance You weren't using your x-ray vision on the egg Hold it like you held it up to the light at the very least, right?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah, maybe they saw the wind blow it and it didn't move. So they just assumed like it's got some sort of Lego ninja or something inside of it Do you have you guys seen the easter bunny that they had up to the white house? No, was it a bad boy? Was it a bad one? This is my this is my fear. I'm gonna drop a picture here. I'm talking. This is my theory is that there is no Oh, man, try to find a picture of the easter bunny That does not bother you that is is not not a problem at all Um, it can't be done. That's not it. Um, that's not it. This one's not it. This is
Starting point is 00:51:31 It looks like a fucking Furry fan movie about the government. This is literally which by the way, I would watch the God, yes, please it is a person in a white bunny costume with a purple dress wearing a gigantic mask Standing at jim plaskey's podium Uh, uh at the white house and strangely it looks like a crepe paper valentine on their chest. It's horrific This is a terrible bunny. They're all bad expression on their face is one of absolute shock Oh, yeah, I would have said condescension, but okay. No, I mean, this is clearly clearly dr. Jill biden has said something here that is Unprecedented and these bunnies are not loving it and also why are these bunnies wearing so much eye shadow that now?
Starting point is 00:52:18 That's from 21. Can you imagine if that bunny was at the podium when Some like very serious news came out and they're like, I'm just being handed this hold on Now I actually I like this second bunny more But not a lot not a lot but more Listen, they're like community theater tricks like you cannot find a good easter bunny that makes you feel good This easter bunny does look like a character designed from a rank and best, right? The first one Is complex in in my feelings about that one, but the second one that's definitely being voiced by like a joll gray To tell me about the miracle of eastern when jesus came and gave us eggs
Starting point is 00:53:00 We're at the mall I asked cooper if she wanted to get a picture take with these your bunny and she said no I want him to be gone. That's god. That's good. Yes. That's accurate. Yes, correct. Way better Yes, correct what happened to me, which is my daughter wanted a picture with these bunny And I was like, okay, and she walked over and then she said you too daddy and I can't say no, so I had to Get my picture taken with this easter bunny and at that point like I know and the easter bunny knows and we're both there Doing this that it was a lot. Um, there was a lot of uh, okay Sorry that is this the last I just say real quick the flowers in this white house picture are kind of sad
Starting point is 00:53:42 That's second one. They're they're not well They're very droopy I want a munch quad holy shit maximum fun dot org slash join. I want a munch In the second picture, it also kind of looks like the easter bunny is like one of the cabinet members and isn't Stop talking about it. They are droopy. Why thank you They're really droopy. This is weird. They're droopy. It doesn't matter Maybe they were taller and then you couldn't see and so they just smushed them down Maybe kfc is offering fried chicken bouquets for mother's day
Starting point is 00:54:24 It's really sweet Really sweet. Oh boy. Just what mom wanted. Oh, okay, wait The partnering with the mother's day. Yes The mother's day kfc and pro flowers this mother's day kfc and pro flowers are helping you create Sorry celebrate mom. They're helping you create an android mom to replace the mom that left We've got a great pitch for you. This summer dan ackroyd is back And my mom's a robot. How are you powered by chicken? Just fall off the bone mom Mom is tender and juicy
Starting point is 00:54:59 Extra crispy moms introducing the kentucky fried bouquet A diy floral arrangement that once assembled can be part fried chicken part fresh flowers and all the other amazing Yeah, I have to put it together Hang in there bud Order a kfc size lovers meal from mother's day via the kfc mobile app Between may 1st and may 3rd and receive a promo code to redeem your very own free kentucky fried bouquet Kit from pro flowers the kentucky fried bouquet kit from pro for you say it by the way the more i hate it Will include 12 colorful and vibrant roses a glass vase a kfc vase applique
Starting point is 00:55:47 eight skewers Four kfc's world famous fried chicken separately purchased and not included in kit And a card to tell mom just how much you love her as if the bouquet didn't do so already You know what? I there's no secret. I love uh, I love fried chicken. It's one of my favorite foods Not my favorite but one of my favorites But you know, I've always thought that it was missing a certain rose flower and leaf rubbed against it quality Yeah, that I think will really hide the oh this chicken tastes good, but it doesn't taste enough like it's been rubbed on Uh uncooked plants has it been close to plants and on them
Starting point is 00:56:26 And getting some of the flavor dust. Do I have to pull this out of a glass container? Uh myself and do it like some kind of I don't know weird monster Uh, are you asking me? Yes This is where I love these. Um, because I feel like if you're writing one of these maybe you get to a point where like I can't just be that this is what I'm supposed to be doing all day today is writing this press release I can't I mean I've covered everything Uh, what else can I write? Let's see. Um pair the size lovers meal with a Kentucky fried bouquet kit for a diy arrangement that you can make for mom with the food
Starting point is 00:57:06 Provided by kfc and roses and supplies provided by pro flowers Yeah, once assembled the bouquet can feature kfc extra crispy chicken tenders or chicken delicately skewered and tucked into a vase Alongside a blooming arrangement of a delizin multicolored roses That will truly make mom want to stop and smell the fried chicken and roses this mother's to have a newsfree kfc All you're giving me the skewers. I can put whatever the fuck I want on yeah Okay, don't tell me what kind of chicken then it goes like certainly that's long enough. No, you gotta have one more paragraph Okay, boss
Starting point is 00:57:42 Why bouquet you might ask? Well, like any iconic duo cravis Benifer Brangelina, etc. What was the first one? Am I in that one cravis? Is that me? Is that kindle jenner and travis? Some something I think it's me and zoe cravits, but i'm confused cravis brinefer
Starting point is 00:58:03 Zoey cravits and I broke up janderson Blamp blamp brinefer is breakfast jennifer Waste to be fair is my favorite couple Miss annison, can I come in not right now? I'm having brinefer That's what I call it. Have you ever seen jennifer annison and breakfast together fucking happy? Yeah, so happy. I've actually never seen them in the same room. Oh, oh, maybe they're the same person Yeah, I'm just saying jennifer annison is breakfast
Starting point is 00:58:34 Hey ladies, let's go get some mimosa at brinefer. That's what I call it when I have brunch. Okay, miss annison Um, so like any iconic duo you combine the two icons in this case Bucket and bouquet and get bouquet. They literally have a paragraph Explaining they're broken down busted a little bit of needle. It just hey, here's how a poor ranto works buckle up Yeah, anyway, if you weren't already in fucking stitches, let's break it down Now do you guys think if two famous jennifers started dating each other that like tabloids would just explode? Or do you think they would just like this is jennifer jennifer or jennifer jennifer jennifer jennifer her we saw jennifer uh jennifer annison and uh jennifer low pass together today and our brains exploded
Starting point is 00:59:27 Nick chavez the cmo for kfc Sorry, his title is cmo kfc us A regular bouquet of flowers is a good gift for mom Okay, but a sides lovers meal And kentucky fry bouquet Is a finger-licking good way to take mother's day from a 10 to 11 one of the worst sentences I've ever read in my entire life. How is your mother's day? Oh, it's great, honey. Was it finger-licking? Yeah, mom tell me the honest truth. Was it finger-licking? Nick continues with three sides for buttery
Starting point is 01:00:01 And the unforgettable truly fried chicken and flower table decoration Everybody is sure to get something they like to eat and mom is sure to smile for the mom who only has one partner and two kids The perfect choice Since 1952 kfc has been bringing families together for mother's day with a bucket of its world famous fried chicken kfc sells nearly 400,000 buckets of fried chicken Really making it one of the best sales days of that can't just be us alone though, right? Well, I don't yeah, it's gotta be international life
Starting point is 01:00:39 But mother's day is just a u.s. Holiday. Yeah, but i'm saying other places still they don't they don't say well It's mother's day. No fried chicken today. Don't want to add to the numbers. Yeah, sure I asked my um, I asked my japanese tutor if he was getting kfc for um Christmas because that's a Big tradition in japan is getting your bucket of kfc for Christmas and he said, oh no It's a sad chicken Man, oh man. Not wrong. It's not wrong. Maybe it's better over there. We don't know Um, but anyway, you can do that. That's now remember you gotta wait till the first. Is it the first now? Uh, no one knows
Starting point is 01:01:20 It doesn't matter. I can never remember but like you got to do on the app to get your Sides lovers meal and I guess they'll ship you the flowers. I can't imagine how this works I'm sure that there's a helpful person in app to walk you through it with no confusion Yes, and I'm sure if you go to any kfc in the country and tell them about this promotion Drippy and he's like I see you're trying to order from kfc. Can I help? It's me drippy The sentient gravy drip Uh, uh, that's a great character that I came on too late. I've been talking about this for too long
Starting point is 01:01:54 But drippy is actually pretty. Yes. Look. I'd like to make an appointment. Uh, the genius part. Yeah What seems to be a problem? I can't get drippy off my phone now I'm on your fingers. Yeah drippy. Just lick me off showing up in every applicant I see you're trying to take a snap for your friend. Yes drippy, please You should add the grease filter. That's I don't have that you do now. Oh fuck. Wow. Why are you deleting these texts? I'm telling Karen. No drippy. It's not about that It's not like that drippy. You don't know me. You don't know my life. Come on to me drippy drippy Yes
Starting point is 01:02:30 You don't understand the sexual attraction these cars have these are the sexiest cars in town. Okay. No, that's the one thing I do get oh to be the oil in their engines Drippy I'm just saying oh, I don't think you bur I don't think you burn clean drippy. I want to get pounded by their pistons Jesus christ drippy I want to lube their carbonator. I just want to move through them as their love moves through me This show This show has never been I would say an immediate proximity to the light of christ
Starting point is 01:03:00 But I would say that this episode has moved the Oh, I'm sorry. I assume that any love making between drippy and cars would have an in marriage Yeah With under the eyes of a loving car slash grease god Okay from greeces God's only son greeces. Have you guys heard the good news? Is that the best we got? Have you heard the good news? He's here to lubricate your sword is probably what we would go with is jesus christ is what we would go with
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Starting point is 01:04:40 Right now With we won't we won't say your name Sox the one with socks. I'm not even wearing socks right now Okay, well you i'm talking to you, uh, if you listen to the show if you like it We really need you so, uh maxima fund.org for my thing is i want to say real quick one If you're thinking about doing it do it now This is the last episode of my brother my brother me will you where you'll hear us talk about it for another calendar year So, uh, don't wait or else it might slip right out of your mind
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Starting point is 01:05:47 Unsatisfied. Oh I don't really know what that means. I don't even know that I want to commit to having had said that But I think it was too late now I'm not saying like the song makes you Finish but I but there have been it doesn't it'll make you start It doesn't prevent you from finishing. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It won't get perfect. That's a tasteful way of putting Yeah, I don't want to do impressions anymore. Well, I have one we'll get to it. Um What would montane's name be in the car? She verse, uh
Starting point is 01:06:21 Monoctane Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I could get Um, I was thinking Griffin. You could just give us a little Easter bunny. Oh, okay. Yeah Who wants an egg from me? I make them inside Justin trackle I'm travis McElroy I mackle Royce Oh
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