My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 624: Reince Your Own Priebus

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

This episode is all about being nostalgic for the 2010s to remind you of that good life. All the good stuff like . . . uh . . . athleisure. And Fortnite. And wearing shorts! No one does that anymore. This is gonna take you right back, to like four or five years ago, tops.Suggested talking points: New Trash Bags, Malphobiansus the Wizard, I Don’t Know Despacito and At This Point, I’m Too Afraid to Ask, You Can Give Me a Yogurt Enema Anytime, Roblox While We VapeCenter for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? It's the start of something beautiful A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapping into a precious friendship I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach

My life, it feels like My life, it's better, it's better with you Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother and me And the advice show for the modern era, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy I'm your middle brother, Travis McElroy I'm the sweet one, Griffin McElroy Oh yeah, so I remember this guy, so right there Justin had done a kind of different like me So I was feeling a little different, I just had a sip of coffee and I was looking at Griffin and his tank top

I remember that, yeah, yeah, yeah What? Yo, bite Yeah, yeah, oh Explain it So we do a lot of episodes and I was thinking about it when we've done over 600 at this point And I'm worried now that someone will ask us to go back and do commentary on them And I don't remember it at all, I couldn't tell you what we talked about last week

So I figured it would be more efficient Travis's intros usually require you to stick with it pretty hard And they're not always great, they're not always great And sometimes he tells us like, oh I've got the intro and you get really worried The first one I remember thinking was like, pretty fucking funny, like I was busting up inside Justin started laughing for no reason whatsoever Sorry, you're cracking me up talking about And then the other thing happened with my kids

Sorry, you're cracking me up, I can talk over myself, it's fine So I could tell Justin was having a really good time with them It seems like a pretty good way to send people's brains straight to hell, right? Now what did you think Travis, what did you think of Justin when he kind of like You could tell he didn't actually understand what the bit was Yeah, I could tell that, but I mean he was having fun And then there was complete silence for like 20 seconds

Oh yeah, I remember during this commentary that Griffin and I were talking about Justin not understanding the bit And like, we just was clear that Justin was the point I don't remember Travis's commentary about our commentary that we did He started talking like a grandpa, do you remember when he started talking like a grandpa When did that happen? He did not understand the bit because he started being like a old man I'm in the future doing commentary on it, I get it Nah, he was really overcomplicating it

He was trying really hard, that's why we love Justin It's because he tries so hard, he has a good heart He has a great heart and a wonderful beard Yeah, he quit the show right after this if I remember correctly That's it guys, I'm quitting the show Yep, there it was Travis, you got it You got it right there This is fucking stupid, you guys aren't even talking

We just been sitting in silence Just me, solo Mish And it turned out he was really mad because his beanie baby collection wasn't worth what he thought it was And like it was really eating at him, but then luckily the market for beanie babies If I remember a couple days later, it really took off Getting all my babies together, keeping them clean, keeping them fresh, keeping them deodorized That's a full time job, I got cats that love to hunt beanie babies And I just simply do not have the time or bandwidth

When he got into making cat slash beanie baby pornography And he talked about it on the show a lot And he acted like it wasn't his choice First generation duchess bear Which is as you know a limited edition for when Princess Diana died And this is the beanie baby about it, they're extremely valuable He really spiraled after this point because anytime he thinks about Princess Diana He just starts to get uncontrolled

That's when it gets weird This is when he outlined the conspiracy theory about Princess Diana He outlined it in great detail right now And Seth Rogen was a part of it Don't talk over him talking about the conspiracy It wasn't a tunnel, this is what everybody misses It wasn't a tunnel, it was a cave And it's like why is there a cave there, okay

Thanks for building a cave there, Prince Priebus Yeah, Priebus is in it all the way to the top I did believe a bit about Priebus Yeah of course, well it's a convincing name Definitely not just a joke name that Justin Pulto is writing I really miss today's where we could talk a lot about Prince Priebus Yeah Is that his first name?

He's saying a name I'm entirely sure and he just kind of takes a run at it every time It sounds like what, it sounds like somebody's like the parent of a toddler would say During bath time, like hey, rinse your Priebus And I remember Griffin said this thing about rinsing your Priebus You're old enough now You can rinse your own Priebus, you're old enough now No one's going to rinse your Priebus for you once you get to kindergarten

Hey, leave your Priebus alone while you're at school Right, so we've got to be gentle with our Priebuses That's just great, I guess we don't have much for the podcast today Because it's just me flying so unless my brothers would please Just help me out a little bit, a few jokes, one or two jokes, that's it Sorry Justin, I'll jump back in, sorry I was just so distracted looking at the news today Uh-oh Yeah, just in general, it's mostly local stuff back to school

Yeah, school supplies and gas prices have changed Should we do questions? Yes, I remember that we have a list of them here and I would be happy Whoa, I got it, guys I just went to look at the email list And I want to tell you, I got a very real email from Dick Sporting And there's an ellipsis, goods, Dick Sporting goods And then the subject is, you've been chosen Whoa, that feels so good

Hey, we know you've been putting in the sweat equity on the courts, you're in You know what? Your name came up for a Yeti Hopper M20 Cooler Custom Gift Fuck yes Whoa, it says it's the newest model yet Whoa Hurry up, the number of prizes to be won is limited, confirm now Do we need to delay this recording?

Do we need to delay this recording for free? Oh my god, this is you being a guest to not do this Oh my god, at the bottom it says, if you no longer wish to receive these emails You may unsubscribe by clicking here or writing to and then there's an address in Las Vegas Can you imagine where we're like, I'm tired of these spam emails So I get my pen and stamps and an envelope and paper Fetch me my quill I tell you exactly what I think of them

Dearest Dick Sporting goods, I have appreciated your info for the last several years But now I find it tedious So I must unsubscribe, sincerely, Justin McRoy Esquire P.S., I would like that tumbler please I get this spam email every week, guys I search for Yeti, there's 30 emails about a fake Dick Sporting goods Tell you about this Yeti Cooler that I've got to complete They want you to get this cooler

You've been chosen, Justin I've been chosen They can't just pick someone else Would you guys say this is our best episode of my brother and my brother and me yet? Or just top 10 I would say it's like number six for me I was actually thinking before we started Like this is the best one ever

Oh wow Still time Okay My mother-in-law has repeatedly and seriously expressed interest in buying my car when I'm ready to buy a new one Which I'd typically be more than happy to do The problem is a long forgotten lunch box in my trunk has created a bit of a stink problem They have stinking quotes Like I bet it's just a stink problem

I've removed the lunch box but a light funk lingers And I'm not confident in my ability to un-stink this thing No I convince my mother-in-law she really doesn't want my otherwise great car Without having to explain to her the embarrassing reason why It's from what that smell in Wisconsin This is what I'm talking about And this is one of those things that I feel like

And I don't watch the television program But I've just kind of like absorbed through osmosis That there has been somebody on Shark Tank Who's been like, my special car-distinctifying gel You rub it in And then like four of the people are like I'm out, it's bad business But then usually Mark Cuban's like

I'm, I want to I got a stinky trunk I love it I know all these guys have never driven a car A day in there, they've never had to commute with their lunch box in the back I know the struggles of the real humans Of which I am one, Mark Cuban And so this gel exists somewhere

And you can apply it to the fabric And it will make the smell go away I can't tell you where it is But I can tell you that your search for it would not be in vain Now I have to say If there's one thing you take away from 624 episodes My brother and my brother and me And we've talked about this so many times

This is why you don't put your lunch box in the trunk Right? We talk about this at least once a week You got to keep your lunch box at best I strap it in, buckle it in in the passenger seat Now if someone's taking out the passenger seat Well, then it's going to go on the center console Or I strap it into one of the kids car seats

This is the number one stink problem causing issue in America today Don't put your lunch box in the trunk There it is I didn't get to say We moved so fast past Mark Cuban I didn't get to say my great thing about Mark Cuban Do you know Mark Cuban's first job was? He sold trash bags door to door

That's nothing Mark That's what he says his first job was Selling trash bags door to door That's made up That's not a real job Imagine a four-year-old Mark Cuban bangs on your door He's like, hey, hey, hey You need trash bags?

I'm your guy And this isn't a question I think anyone should have to ask a door-to-door salesman But I think I would Like, they're new, right? Like they haven't been used, right? These aren't like Hey, they're trash bags

They're convenient, they're here What does it matter? Oh, Mark, I don't know about this Christ Alive Okay, I did just Google shark tank car stink I googled shark tank car stink There was Oh, it's FBI

Is it Griffin's door? They come to reclaim his computer There was a product called Pure Air with a Y That was on season two, episode 203 That was listed as it can make the car stink go away But it was also the world's only safe and natural product On the market And the gentleman who was pitching the product

Wait, end of sentence? It's the world's only safe and natural product The only world's safe air freshener Okay On the market And he demonstrated this by spraying it in his mouth You have debased your... He left without an investment

Yeah Surprisingly No clown man can walk in front of those hungry beasts And be like, this is my stink go away spray I put it in my mouth for the hot dogs make a bad smell Like, no one's gonna give you money for that, sir Maybe some baking soda? Put some baking soda?

No, no, no, no, no It works in the refrigerator? It's not... Just get air... Oh, this one... Oh, this one's... It's getting air freshener Okay

Well, but they point out, okay In the email, in a PS, they point out like Even if we did a really good job cleaning it What if like in the heat, you know You turn on the heat in the winter Boom, there's like a lingering smell It's been waiting, it's like a sarcophagus And it just like crack, the seal cracks

And all the mummy stink comes out Could you... Could you like sell it to her and say like Oh, fair warning, someone left their lunchbox In there at some point And it went bad Not... I wouldn't do that

I'm a responsible adult, of course But someone They... You could also... I blame my kids, yeah You could just blame my kids Yeah Just since kids were in there

Just since kids were in there I left a bunch of fucking nuggets All over Just since kids were in your trunk They were playing a hiding game Like a fuck on that one episode Of fucking Brewster You could also just knock like a

Like a hundred off the price I don't need an egg Mom-in-law, I don't usually do this You seem like a real nice lady And there's a real stinky trunk So I'm gonna... Your truck smells like absolute nuggets You, um...

You are going to need to deal with this And let me facilitate that Now do you need the coating on the undercarriage Cause that's gonna raise that price or I back up Oh, oh, oh You put your key in your trunk Snap it clean off Okay

One thing you gotta know about this car This is a problem You can't open the trunk The trunk is for ballast only Purely decorative This is a... Yeah, it's a... Fuck me

I'm just... I'm watching a video of this man spraying And it's mad Makes me bummed out You think that would be a selling point But if someone did that in front of me With a cleaning product I'd be like, so it doesn't work

To say like So it's not real It doesn't work, this is water Hey, to continue the must... As seen on TV trend You could just get some flex seal spray And spray it all over the trunk And it will trap the stink particles

I love that Like lamination You're just laminating the trunk Laminate the inside of the car Yeah Okay, so I have a wizard for us Okay, great His name is...

His name is... Were you about to say Squidward? Or did I just... Malfobi... Malfobiansis Oh, I know him I went to college with him The wizard of the cloud referred me to him

He ate pennies on dares It was the weirdest thing Yeah, that's where he got his powers Yeah And then one day He had a really bad bathroom And he had to make a change Yeah

So Deli sent this one Because he ate pennies This one really... Change Yeah This one really Affected me Like a deep and nostalgic level

I'm really excited to take us back This is how to relive the 2010s Oh, thank God The 2010s were known for a lot of important events The rise of social media, Brexit, heated politics LGBTQ plus activism And unique fashion to find the years from 2010 to 2019 And that's...

Those 10 years Are where we contained And sort of like Fulfilled all of those different topics Right Because I think we can all... Because all got started and are wrapped up And solved

All solved Better, fixed them So this article will show you A couple ways to relive the 2010s Let's describe besides the LGBTQ plus activism Which, nice There wasn't a lot of great stuff Why would I want to relive

The 2010s? The early 2010s were kind of fun Right, like 2010, 2011 Like we were having some fun with it You know what will be a good indicator of this I'm gonna look up like The top grossing movie from 10, 11 and 12 Well honey, we'll get to that in this article

Oh, okay Why don't you not do that And ride with me Why don't you just ride with me You're grabbing the steering wheel right now And you're trying to jerk it away from the wizard's hands And when you do that He puts a bug spell

Well, but the wizard's doing that thing Where he pretends to close his eyes And he's like, I don't know And I'm freaking out I don't like it But he doesn't need his eyes to see Travis He's a wizard He's gonna do a bug spell on you

You're gonna turn into a big bug Oh, like metamorphosis? Like, yeah Exactly like him So, dressing like someone from the 2010s Wear a combination of athletic And formal clothing In the late 20th century

People began wearing leisure clothing Like t-shirts, jeans and shorts This is not the late... That kicked off You know what? It's weird It feels like we've had shorts much longer Yeah

In the 2010s In the 2010s People did this too Is that what it says? Yeah Wow 2010s fashion is a bit different from 2000s fashion because it is called athleisure

It is a combination of leisure clothing And fancy accessories That's where we get the name And they... That's where we got it Um, hey How about Wear festival fashion

Festival fashion was revived in the 2010s When people like Vanessa Hudgens wore flower crowns and boho inspired clothing Wear accessories that hippies wore in the 1960s Oh lord Alright I think we can do all these Get some hoop earrings and just

Head to the Coachella in your mind Wear millennial pink Millennial pink was a trend starting from 2016 when celebrities were Varying shades of muted pink The pink ranged from salmon pink to rose quartz And other shades of pink People weren't wearing pink before 2016

I didn't know that Forget Lady Bird Johnson No, no, it started in 2016 Also speaking of Lady Bird Johnson Put on large sneakers Large chunky sneakers made by brands such as Balenciaga were a trend in the 2010s Ooh

Not now Not now or before Reading this is just making me realize The 2010s people were like It's so Shitty Out there right now Can we just wear

And act And be And live Like it is other time periods All kind of at this Nexus Moosh it Moosh it

I want my Balenciaga Festival fashion Like Vanessa wears Wear skinny jeans Okay Viewing media from the 2010s And this is what really fucking takes me back Listen to songs from the early 2010s

The early 2010s were the start of modern pop songs What? What? What? The start of modern pop songs Was the early 2010s Pop, hip hop and dance songs were the most popular In the 2010s

If you were a teen or young adult in the years 2010 to 2014 You probably listened to these trendy songs Plenty of these songs were popular routines In the 2010s Many 2010 songs were about empowerment and courage Get you the damn songs You said the same sentence eight times

Just the way you are Bruno Mars So empowering July 2010 Teenage dream Katy Perry July 2010 Rolling in the deep Adele

Hey, 2010 was a pretty good year Musically I don't know Teenage dream creeps me out 2011 We got born this way We got super bass That song is

Super bass Don't get me started Super bass An 11 year old song Gangnam style we've been doing for As of last month One decade Yeah

That song rules Yeah Roar By Katy Perry Racking Ball Happy All dropped in 2013 Here's what's wild Can I tell you something

Two of those Roar and Racking Ball Constituted I would say two of BB's Top five favorite songs on earth She is an old soul I went Sydney was in Africa

When Gangnam style happened And so I got this great delight Of like She comes off the plane And she's about She goes to hug me And I'm like Wait

No And I just hold up my phone In front of her Like watch this This is everywhere Yeah We're all obsessed And then

Next step Listen to songs From the late 2010s And folks These are gonna take you Right back To three years ago I'm talking about

Baby Shark By Pinkie Oh Ever heard of a little A golden oldie Called Despacito Oh Okay

Do you know that one Do you know Bad Guy By Billie Eilish I'm gonna have to dust off These albums At this point I'm too afraid to tell people that

You don't know Despacito? No I just heard Bad Guy For the first time In the Sam Rockwell Animated Picture Bad Guys

I heard this song Great flick by the way Lot of fun that flick That was a place I heard this song Bad Guy But Billie Eilish I really suck at it

Searched it out before then And then I heard it I was like It's pretty good I get it Hey let's talk about some Nostalgic 2010s kids cartoons If you're a member of

Generation Z Which I Am I? People were born from 1997 to 2012 So I'm like I'm like a rising Gen Z Yeah

Like so close You're on that 10 year bubble I'm on the bubble of it Specifically younger Gen Z Members 2006 to 2012 Okay that's

That is Significantly younger Than I am You can watch these Childhood cartoons To experience your 2010s Childhood again Now hold on a second

I have Umbridge With the very first one On here It's Arthur I claim Arthur Arthur's been running For 73 years So old

Yeah Arthur's been running From 1996 Until Still Now God Arthur

They are squeezing So much They have rung that Sweet Aunt Eater Family Dry Huh? That episode where They rung them dry

It's one of my favorites Actually it really hits So we got Adventure Time Jake in the Neverland Pirates Amazing World of Gumball Wild Crats Gravity Falls

Steven Universe A lot of really like Retro shit Is on here We Bear Bears The Loud House The Magic School Bus Rides Again

Really old school Man And then like We can go back With some 2010s Kids movies Like um You know

Frozen Or Moana Or Coco Or Toy Story 4 Which is Three years old And really Hop in the time

Hop in the time whip And let's go Toy Story 4 And remember A simpler time Once again Toy Story 4 Was like the fourth movie

I took BB to see In theaters Not The best way To introduce a child To the Toy Story franchise Not Kind of wrapping it up there

At the end Not that one It's mostly about retirement I got a fun game That I bet you Justin Is going to Absolutely crush Cause the next one

Is take out your 2010s toys I'm gonna read A few of them But I'm gonna add A fake one in there And we'll see Which one is the Which one is the fake one

Jujupets Zubels Don't laugh Cause this is someone's childhood Jujupets Zubels Squinkies Scramblers

Shopkins Hatchimals Squishmallows I only know the last three are real I have no idea about the first four Yeah I don't know the other ones The last three are new But I'm gonna leave those

Jujupets Zubels Squinkies Scramblers I think Squinkies is fake I would say Scramblers is fake Well done Justin

Fuck man I knew of everyone Squinkies Hop in the Man Really hang up The trappings of modern life As you play video games from the 2010s

Oh boy I'm talking about Destiny I'm talking about Fortnite I'm talking about The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild And Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Talk about

Minecraft Back in my day I played Minecraft this morning With my son And used 2010s video game consoles When you do it Of course I'm talking about PlayStation 4

Xbox One Nintendo Switch You gotta emulate it On your computers This is a I'm gonna end the media part of this now But I am gonna jump to Use 2010 slang

Hell yeah Each decade has its Special phrases in slang The 2010s was no different And this will be I think For a lot of us A sort of

Oscars ceremony in memoriam As we realize That we need to raise these Terms up into the rafters Where they will stay To bring us great shame For the rest of our days HumbleBrag

Is one of them And On fire Amazing or awesome That's Like in a jam Like come on I don't think we can have that one

Yeet I'm fine with that one going away Although I will say If it sticks around long enough It's gonna become a crossword's answer And I think that'll be really useful Cause that double E That would be

Yeah I do get A kick out of my kid using it In common places It's good Yes She asked me to Give her a towel

And I threw one to her And it landed on the floor And she said Christ you just yeeted it Right up front Yeah I've heard Henry use it And ironically I love

What Henry does it Henry uses it Henry will like pick up a toy And say like I'm gonna yeet this over there I love it And then there's 2010's Trends Which I mean

What's wild is that Harlem Shake Is on here Which does feel like it is About 60 years old But then also Flossing And it's like That's

Eternal I feel like Like people are still learning How to floss So like I'm not ready to I feel like some of Everyone knows how to do it

It's not fair to like Retire it I feel like some of these are like Like when someone says It's like somebody said Did you know We're actually closer To the time

When people started doing The Harlem Shake Than we are To the birth of Cleopatra And you're like What, no way Whoa, no way But then you look it up

And it's like It's right Wow Cause she was born in 1971 Yeah A different Cleopatra Listen Things are

It's a complicated time for us And I like to go back To when things were Streamlined Simple Black and white You knew When you woke up in the morning

Exactly what you were in for Yeah For the day I mean I'll say In 2010 I was 25 years old And now I'm 38

And it's worse It's worse now You know Like if I could go back in time To 2010 To be 25 I would do it You know

Yeah One of my favorite trends was Waking up in the morning Yeah And being able to get out of bed Within like A minute Yeah, right, right, right

I remember when It wasn't Like I'd hit two o'clock And I didn't have to diagnose Everything I'd done For the first like Eight hours of the day To see if that's why

I felt like shit You know what I mean I ruined it Yeah, like That was my favorite trend Body experience Yeah You had to see what ruined you

Was it cause I had Serial instead of like Real Like what's wrong with me Was it too much coffee? Not enough coffee? Why not feel like shit? Another question

Or break? How are we doing? Let's go on break We've worked so hard We've earned it Hey Justin What are you talking about? I don't understand you

You know Yeah Thousands of years ago Humans built a tower Too tall Too tall God didn't like it Too tall

God didn't like it But now Yeah Guess what We popped up to the clouds On our very tall tower And God was like What are you guys doing?

Get off that bean sock Get the fuck out of here dude This is actually This is actually what happened Okay, yeah, go on Listen We all built a big tower Sure

God was like Don't do that Please Do that guys You're tall I'm up here I can like You're getting into my personal space

Please don't build the tower too You know what I don't want you all to ever work together again I'm going to tell everybody To speak different languages Now you can't communicate Everybody go away Makes complete sense

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Babel is trying to be Is it possible Justin That God got frustrated with the big tall tower And he was like I'll speak different languages And then like a couple years later He was like I regret that

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A slice of their baguette A snack And found out they're beginning Gone stale After wielding it Like a sword for a hot second You must The next thing they wanted to do

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Grind it up This is Breadcrumbs grind it up Don't waste stale bread There's lots of great stuff to do with stale bread Okay now back to toast French toast Oh French toast made with stale bread

Is the best I've never told you guys about the best French toast on earth You use a panettoni The Christmas cake Oh my god that's good Oh fuck yeah it's amazing God that's good That says holiday to me right there

It's so good dude That's taking me to brunch with my family And who's that? All my favorite celebrities They're there too This is a wonderful brunch Michael Keaton Yeah I made this for you

Whoa Now here's the thing that I And listen I'm not always the best at reading these And so you guys tell me If I'm reading the situation wrong But I look at this as Either

Either This old neighbor saw the bread throw And knows you're responsible for it Or They don't If they already know you're responsible for it What are you going to do? Go over and say

Hey we need our old bread back Right Like And if they don't I mean If they don't know you're responsible for it Why out yourself I don't know that your neighbor is going to need

The fucking CSI ballistics team to come out And track the origin of this baguette There's one dumb shit that lives next to me I have a baguette in my backyard They solve the crime No no no I would say between those two things Are wavy equal signs

Of like I'm pretty sure Right But oh The difference Oh the difference between the wavy equal sign And the solid equal sign my friend I'm pretty sure that baguette came over from there

Versus Hey My actions resulted in that baguette Coming over there No question Guys I have a great idea This is really actually really good

Get three baguettes Okay Oh wow I'm in your backyard And then go over and knock on your neighbor's door And then just be like You see this What is happening

What's going on What is Did they get you too? It's a bonding thing now Oh And then you're like Oh they got you too I'm sorry

What has happened to this neighborhood Where kids are just throwing baguettes In the people's yard Now Justin I thought you were going to say This is how we get ants And the

Oh That's going to get all people Fired I hate those little guys Get three other baguettes Like Justin said Carry them with you over there And say

Hey Juggling accident I need that back Right And he's like What And I'm practicing juggling baguettes For my new act

And then your neighbor's going to be like I like that Yeah I like that Thanks for doing that Near my home Yeah Well if there's one thing

Your elderly neighbor's going to understand Is going to need to practice to get better at something Right He's been around the block He knows Yeah And the best part of this Is if he's like

Oh show me the juggling You can say Well clearly I'm not very good at it yet I'm not ready If one of the baguettes Made it all the way over here Oh my man I still have work to do

You could also just get one baguette If you're on a budget And then lay down on the sidewalk In front of his house And put the baguette like Near your head And then pretend to be unconscious And then when the neighbor comes out

And finds you Yeah Nurses you back to health And you'd be like Oh bread boy got me Yeah then you're like I think the paper boy has turned a corner I don't know what he's doing anymore

I don't know what his whole deal is He used to deliver papers Now it's mostly bread Do you have a munch squad Justin? Cause there's something Yeah okay What? No what were you going to say?

There's just I saw something in our tip In the tip line That felt very munch squad worthy And I didn't know if you were going to bring it On the tip line We have a tip line? We have an email address

Yeah on the hot line On the hot munch squad hot line On the news wire You know The munch squad AP news wire Oh coming across the news wire Yeah Yeah

I will go ahead And I will mention this briefly This is not a munch squad I'm experiencing this as you are This is just coming Folks this is just coming to our desk I've just been handed this Sorry this has just come in

You're on video You guys can see I'm just holding up a picture of a flower My kid drew Wait which one drew that That's really good Yeah show me that's a really good picture Wow That's top notch

Who drew that? Was that Cooper Charlie? Yeah it's Charlie Is that a flower style? Is that a flower style? This is like her flower style I love it It's like an iris

I was recording audio for Cartoon name redacted And she sat across from me and Did some art while I This doesn't matter Tony the Tiger is going to be a VTuber What? No one says that

Do people say that? Yeah VTuber? Yeah VTuber It's sorry Grandpa It's pronounced VTuber VTuber

VTuber Uh Is that a vampire YouTuber? Yeah Kellex has got Tony the Tiger Will become an interactive virtual VTuber or VTuber The first show will air on Friday, August 19th

From 5 to 7 ET As Tony the Tiger takes on well-known streamers And competes on Twitch He's going up against These names mean nothing to me And they're playing And it says they're going to be playing a popular battle royale game So I guess that

Is that deal hasn't closed yet Not quite They are bringing it down to the wire I am going to watch this Tiger be like I'm Goku now Suck my dragon balls I hope Tony the Tiger Kicks their asses

There's nothing better to me than this idea Of like Well originally this was supposed to be like a one-off thing But then we couldn't stop Because Tony was undefeated Tony the Tiger just won like 1.2 million dollars In a video game championship We don't know what to do

He's not real He doesn't work for Frosted Flakes anymore Yeah the box is empty It just says Flakes It's a blue A plain blue box that says Flakes on it He took the frosting with him when he left He owned the frost

We didn't even know His contract is so old He owned the frosting No one knew This innovative He made the frosting himself He exuded it from his pores This innovative concept

Saps into the growing popular area Of the tubing on Twitch Where we saw the tubing content Increased 467% year over year last year Explained Adam Harris The global head of Twitch's brand partnership studio Together with Kellogg's Frosted Flakes We're producing a made for the Twitch community

Live experience That introduces a beloved character To well-known Twitch streamers Fosters a healthy dose of competition And encourages viewers to interact with Tony the Tiger In real-time chat And he doesn't say this But I'm going to assume it's just implied

Inviting some various quarters of the internet To come and get so horny I was about to say that you will not believe it The mod team Must be extensive How refreshing it will be for the internet To see a virtual Tony the Tiger Where he does not have just the biggest hog

Just out You assume Well, yeah, I guess I don't I've not looked at much erotic Tony the Tiger No, I'm sorry I meant you assume that during this Frosted Flakes Swanthard stream Tony the Tiger wouldn't have his hog out

Oh, fair Yeah Well, it is virtual, right? So someone would have to go deep into the option Some deep hot bars on Blender To really whip up this Tiger hog Now, I also want to say The reason I love this so much

Is to talk about the 2010s For a long time there Tony's whole deal was like Get out there and play some sports Let's do soccer and basketball You're great We are the Mighty Mighty Tiger And now he's like

This chair's pretty comfortable I'm just going to stay here I'm going to enjoy some Baja Blast For a while At the behest of this Mobimian listener that sent this question in They did I ducked into Tumblr

Just to see how it's going Going over there And there's a lot of like It's my time to shine Yes Yes, we have to tell the furries Yes Post entire pages of Tony X Grinch fanfic

Yes Let's go Yes, yes We need to bring that You can give me a Yogurt Enema Anytime Tony Energy Whoa Yeah

You can frost my flake Tony Thank you There's so much Yogurt Enema is like a Victorian era cure For wanting to masturbate In case anyone's wondering We just talked about it on Shmanners this week Everyone knows that

Do they? There's so much Of the internet And I like that There's so much of it Oh yeah Anything you could want It's always there

And I'm grateful for this Tony This is a question about the picture Where the fuck are his ears? Tiger ears are big Those headphones would not cover them That's a good point Thank you

You know what I think I can Hold on Let's add A image If you all would like to see Yes please Are you going to drop the

It's important for me to know Which channel you're going to put this in Yeah I don't want it to be our public company chat No Because that will bring Into this Into this

Into this Oh boy Yeah That's just Okay, when you said you were about to drop a pic You told us that you were on the deep web And that you were trying to Tony the tiger picture This is just a picture of the thing

I just want to say man It's a good setup Tony It's a good streamer setup His PC is I don't know if you guys noticed this His PC is milk cooled That's so cool That's fucking funny

That's so cool Now I will say Not a great microphone Tony You could do better Yeah do better Tony You got a lot of money I want a munch Squad

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I want to munch Squad Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Welcome to munch squad It's a podcast within a podcast Profiling the latest grace of brand eating I know we've been doing it for a little while

This feels like munch fraud No I didn't do the intro so it was irritating me Very quickly Very quickly about the This KFC Thailand Is introducing a modernist mother's day gift idea The KFC chicken pop garland

Celebrating national mother's day with a twist No Cool Alright y'all Normally I would build to the picture of it But I'm just gonna like I'm just gonna I'm just gonna show you the picture

Okay Here we go Okay so this is the KFC pop garland I like this Just for the record I want to go on record and say before I know anything else about it That I do like it What is it

KFC Thailand is helping you celebrate Like never before Introducing our mother's day gift idea KFC chicken pop garland The Colonel's crispy edible blooms Were crafted in partnership with heart made One of the most coveted floral studios This unique creation combines the assortment of mom's beloved items

Like our favorite menu KFC chicken pop Flowers And veggies She cooks for the family Everyone can create their own unique Heart made chicken pop garland For mom

Well that's nice First of all The customization is nice I appreciate it I guess I don't know what a garland is Yeah it's fascinating I think we're up against I mean I know what a garland is here

And how we would use that But I think we're up against It's interesting to see The sort of like cultural Like I want to say ruining Like ruining cultures that I don't even know I haven't even gotten a chance to understand

What this actually is Before KFC has gotten to it And ruined it Because to me This picture looks like a tiny wreath Or maybe something on a doorknob Looks like a tiny wreath of chicken Of popcorn chicken

I mean a garland can be a wreath Now can I also tell you guys What's fucking with me What How is it held together That I can still eat it Barbed wire Weirdly

Sharing the aromatic crispy juicy fried chicken Ensures quality family time And the scrumptious bites Just speak louder than words Is it like a candy necklace kind of thing That is what it seems You'll get to reminisce about the school days When you get to craft your own gift for mom

Most importantly Do not drool over the garland Just hashtag Save chicken pop for mom Let her enjoy the moment With the scrumptious heart made treat You know what I love about that That's a hashtag that applies to so many different situations

That's gonna catch on outside of this You know what I mean Like that's gonna be like the new hashtag blessed I'm looking at this And I do want a ring shaped fried chicken experience It seems like it's gonna be easy to take on the go Yeah, you could have one in each hand Like your fucking intron or something

Like a bracelet Yeah man Yeah, we're several like a bracelet The garland tutorial and giveaway activity Are on Facebook and TikTok live Wait, no So by up Boom pat

Lam Samang A famous Thai young actor Is the one doing it Now if you look I want to show you a picture of this cat And tell me if you think that the The crafts that this person is able to do

You would be able to replicate it anyway They look so much more capable than me Absolutely, absolutely beautiful I would never be able to keep up with that person They'd be like Nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget Like wait, slow down please Is this a full DIY

So this isn't like I think you are getting the components for this It's not clear in the thing But I think you're getting the components for this Which is the popcorn chicken I think all you're getting is the popcorn chicken I think they're just selling it What they're saying is

Here's some chicken Do what that will Because here's the thing They can't sell you a chicken bracelet Like legally they can't sell you a chicken bracelet Because you're gonna chomp into that and get the Wire or twine or thread Best case scenario

That's best case scenario That is holding that ring together And that's just a lawsuit Waiting to happen It's not even waiting That's just going to be a lawsuit Pretty much day one There will be a class action sort of

Yeah, I ate the thread I ate the wire I did eat I thought it was food Why would they sell it if it's not part of the thing KFC, our relationship Historically is that I give the money And they give me food and exchange

And I eat all of it I eat everything they give me I know about the bucket Like I'm not an idiot And I've always been up in the air about bones Frankly, because dogs eat them Right, so I don't know But I don't think dogs are supposed to eat them

Right, so isn't that I am easily tricked Another quick question Yeah, let's do it Y'all I have y'all My tabs right now Are a blasted land

It is I'm trying so desperately to find something That I recognize It's just Tony the Tiger And chicken bracelets All the way down We got last question there, Jamie Okay

I ride a very distinct e-bike For transportation and fun I love my e-bike However, there's a skate park on my usual route There's often a group of teenagers that yell at me Just full on scream One of these teenagers is my girlfriend's younger brother He definitely knows me

I haven't told my girlfriend yet But should I tattle on him? Should I tattle on him? How can I get them to stop screaming at me? That's bothered by brother-in-law The image of somebody just riding Pass a park on a bike And then just like six to ten

Teenagers just like Turning in unison Like something from American Horror Story Just all of them Evasion of the body snatcher It's just like I think your little brother got body snatched for sure For sure, for sure

He's a pod person If the decision is Let them keep screaming at me Or tattle on the brother There's a thorough option Which is get in that skate park And do some sick tricks on your e-bike You have

Those dum-dums Are using probably skateboards And maybe bikes That do not have That electric Power coursing through them Allowing you to do stunts The likes of which these children could not imagine

You can zoom You'll go down a half pipe and be like He's going really slow And then you kick on The electricity I guess You scream by the power of Zeus And you snip up there And do like a 900

Just like Nikolai Tesla did When he invented the e-bike And you're going to You'll shut those kids up, right? Maybe they're screaming because of how awesome Your electricity powered bicycle is Did you think about that? This is what I'm saying

If they're doing this consistently I don't think it's to fuck with you They'd vary that up If they didn't get a response the first couple of times They'd vary it up I think this is very much like There he is Our hero

Our hero The e-biker Get in there man Show those kids that you can do Now don't fuck this up I can't stress enough If you do get in there And you eat it in front of them

That's going to be the rest of your life Or maybe that's their game plan Is they shout at Every non-skater who Hose by Thinking that they will be threatened into coming in And then they fall on their butt And then the children get a good laugh

But then they're done with you We're agreed that If this person tattles to their girlfriend On the little brother That will be the end of the relationship As they know it, right? With the little brother or with the girlfriend or both? With the girlfriend

You can't like Think about the words You got to think about the words Your brother has been bullying me Why I tried to ride past him on my fast bike And I slowed down long enough For him to bully me and then I leave What do you mean?

What do they scream at me? What do they scream at? Okay Bike guy or like There's the bike or So what do you want me to do about this? Tell your little brother Not to bully me

Please don't You do need to think about When you get in there and you land a sick trick What is going to be your like motivational statement When you land it And you like come screeching up to them And like in a cure a slide or something And then you pop up

And you need to say like Don't say don't do drugs Because there's some drugs that are kind of cool Like you want to pop up and be like Don't fall for Ponzi schemes Or whatever your thing is going to be That these kids will be like Whoa that was amazing

And then you're like You know don't forget You tear a phone book in half Yeah you tear a phone You pop up from a cure slide You tear a phone book in half And you say Make sure to invest wisely

Right here's Oh that's cool You have a Roth IRA Right and then you pedal up I can set that up for you kids right now Right now Who's got money? Which one do you kids have money?

I don't know when the last time You all screamed was It sucks It hurts screaming? Yeah it sucks to scream But you have to find You have to find your natural pitch And you have to go with ease

Okay but I'm talking about If they scream at you the whole time That you're biking by them Next time just stop and look at them And then they will scream and scream and scream Until I guess they stop Because they get too tired And then you just bike away

And they'll probably not want to do it again Because they're like There's that guy It's your loser brother-in-law Who we all hate so much Because of how electric his bike is But I can't keep screaming at this dude Because I have choir practice at church tomorrow

Okay Griffin, counterpoint I don't want escalation from screaming I don't want escalation from screaming If screaming is the worst thing they're doing And it's just noise And that's the worst thing they're doing So they're gonna say I'm tired of screaming at this dude

He did stop Let's go hurt him Let's take his bike Let's use his bike to charge our vapes We'll rip the battery from his bike Charge our vapes with it Blow our vape in his face Plug it into our iPad

So we can play more Roblox While we vape Yeah, Roblox to each other And then you're just gonna And can I tell you the saddest part? Then you're just gonna have a bike Yeah And you may as well just

Push that down the nearest storm drain Because it's not Give it right to Pennywise Give it right to Pennywise I'll have a follow with it You kids have a bike? Oh, I thought this was electric This sucks ass

How fucking do- Georgie, do you have a razor scooter? It takes so long for me to get around down here How fucking sick would a remake of it Set now be When like, a kid is walking in the rain And Penny's like, hello little child And he's like, are you-

What the fuck is your deal? Like I've got Fortnite skin certificate You can cash these in to get Boa Fett No, he would not be that up to trends He would be like, do you want a little boat? And he'd be like, I'm playing subway surfers And you made me lose Pennywise I'm gonna come to- hey, friends

What do you have in your hand? It's a cell phone, shut up I'm not talking to you, friends Come on, let's beat this clown's ass I've got balloons down here Fuck, balloons? I'm 12, dude What the fuck are you talking about?

In the original- But I am balloons It took four kids to beat that clown's ass And they were like, 1970s, 80s kids And they had a slingshot I'm saying that like, a kid could get- All these kids could get pepper spray At a nearby gas station

And fuck this dude That movie would be four minutes long A little boy or someone on task Grab it to come murder him He'd come murder his ass and rip him apart Anyway, that's um That's the story with Pennywise That's how we're gonna get Pennywise

In case y'all are wondering That's how we're gonna get him Henry saw a video- a YouTube popped up On Henry's cursed feed And Pennywise was in it And he's like, ah, man, shit I'm afraid of this clown now And I didn't know how to tell him like

You could- you and your pre-school friends Could massacre this clown It would not even be close He would open his mouth real wide And do his like, silly dance And then you would just like throw a tide pod in his mouth And he would just fall over and die I've seen some pretty cursed Roblox obvies

This isn't during shit today, dude This is nothing Yeah, I saw Fangwires in Butcher's mouth for a while I don't care about any of this, man Thank you so much for joining us on our- our program We hope you've enjoyed yourself And hope you've had a good time Maybe you've learned a little something

Maybe you've learned a little something about that You know, I don't know, maybe Probably not Probably not, but maybe Who knows? Who knows, maybe Thank you so much for being a part of our show Travis, you got anything to tell the people?

Hell yeah, dude, we got new tickets for shows In San Jose, California And Denver We're doing Adventure Zone September 29th In San Jose And my brother, my brother and me September 30th in San Jose And then we're doing another

My brother, my brother and me October 1st in Denver Tickets for those shows are on sale now At bit.ly slash McRoyTourist Now admittedly, those tickets go on sale When we're recording this tomorrow So we have no idea Maybe they're already sold out

But I'm sorry about that Then we have no- Sorry, I'm sorry Sorry I'm sorry And then we've got November shows coming up We must stop In Washington, D.C., Detroit, and Cincinnati

You can grab those tickets At bit.ly slash McRoyTourist as well Same with- oh, I should say Mask and proof of full vaccination Are negative COVID tests Within 72 hours of event start Is required for those tours We also have DragonCon coming up

Next week We're going to update all the schedule And everything where you can find us there At bit.ly slash McRoyTourist But we will see you at DragonCon If you haven't checked out the merch For this month, you've got to go over there Because we've got a garrel plushie

That's so cute And if God's not dead How do you explain these gainshirt That is sure to confuse your friends That don't listen to this show It confuses me Yeah! It's designed by Lucas, has been behind though

And it's absolutely beautiful You've got to check it out And 10% of all merch proceeds this month Go to the Center for Reproductive Rights Find all of that at macrorymerch.com Pre-orders for Taz's 11th hour Are open now It comes out February 21st, 2023

Go to theadventureszonecomic.com To pre-order And we talked about Twitch I'm on Twitch, twitch.tv Slash the Travis McRoy I'm hoping to partner with Tony the Tiger soon Do a couple Five Nights at Freddy's runs With Tony the Tiger

So if you can go subscribe That will help boost my numbers So I can go and convince Tony the Tiger To play Five Nights at Freddy's with me Thanks to Montaigne for these For our theme song, My Life is Better With You She has a new album coming out September 2nd, called Making It

It looks really dope It's got some good songs on it And it was just her birthday So go get it Go get that album I pre-ordered the album and shirt Last night for it It is like the wildest design ever

I can't wait, September 2nd When that one drops And thanks to Maximum Fun For having us on the network So then what do we do now Is the end of it Because we need to really We've really missed you

What if this time Okay, maybe we like harmonize On like closing time By semi-sonics It can't be Can we just... And here's something I've been thinking about We've said some really funny shit

Yeah We've said some really funny shit so far And I think like I think people are gonna listen to this episode And they're gonna like it Do we need to have... Does it feel like a little... Like hubris a little bit to be like

We can generate one more funny shit Like the rest of the show We don't sit in silence Staring at each other Waiting for the funny thing To just like leap out of us spontaneously You're saying that it should just be like Maybe we should pivot to

This is too hard And if we... If we have a bit at the end That means we left something in the tank We left something in the tank And so two options I guess then Is the first is we just like Dripping sweat

Just like that That's it folks We tap out We can't do anymore Bye Or if we say something like Super funny during the show We stop the show right there

And that's the ending Just go out on a high Yeah And I don't want to do that Because they have to be a certain length Or the advertisers get even angrier at us Than they are as like a baseline level If you listen to the ads this week

It would be hard for you to imagine But it's true It's true Maybe we should end with like Just an inspirational quote It's not funny Okay It's just like an uplifting

Something to think about as we head out So Griffin why don't you give us An inspirational quote Sure tear it up Get out there and tear it up Find something beautiful and destroy it This is great I love this

This is good Then why didn't you end the fucking show Justin My name is Justin McRoy I'm Travis McRoy Tear down the bourgeoisie I don't know what that word means This has been my brother We kiss your dad's square on the lips

Is bourgeoisie good or bad? It's better with you