My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 636: Millie Vanilli Bobby Flay

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

This episode IS for the cool babies! We've got some visual elements in this for the kids out there, including kid-friendly food challenges, cool toys like marbles and capos, and our popup kitchen, McElsnacks!Suggested talking points: Engagement Pasta, Mental Itzakadoozies, Satisfried, Italian Hephaestus, Draw from the Bag of Daves North American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Travis insists. He's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up you cool, baby? Precious friendship I could have never seen what was coming for me hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach my life It feels It's better it's better

It's better it's better It's better it's better Hi everybody, welcome my brother my brother mean advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy I'm your middlest brother Travis McElroy. I am your sweet, baby brother Griffin McElroy. Justin got the goggles out I got the binoculars. This is my new thing. I feel like Tom has been posting more videos on our TikTok channel We got a Richard stink up there on YouTube Does that aim I raise I'm gonna check out on that But Tom's gonna do more TikTok so I feel like I should be it's McElroy family if you false on TikTok

He might win a big prize and the prize is entertainment. Yeah To be fair throwing that might in there is a big might cuz doing anything you might win a big You might win a $100 David Buster's gift card For an unrelated reason. Yeah, not from us. Just like all things are connected kind of way So I'm trying to incorporate more visual elements and this one I came up with is like I'm looking at all our Friends that have joined us more something for kids. I guess. Hey, here's what I'm saying. There could be visual elements for kids I don't know elements for adults. So it's a if the kids are watching on YouTube. They like it better Yeah, do you understand so they'll want to watch it?

I will say that a majority of our audience still does live in the Audio space and so when we do these things They won't get that and they'll hate that and they'll either tell us they hate that which hurts my feelings Or they'll stop listening and supporting us Fungibly and that hurts What okay, Justin has found just is adding some marbles. Is that what that is? Is that a little mark? I have these clips in a bag I'm not

The audio elements are for adults Okay, then the kids watching on mute. So it's got to be stimulating for kids Okay, then if I may what we need is a visual like maybe mascot character somebody who pops up that we do not reference But it's just like in like the corner of videos, right a little fun Uh, now Justin's talking to his guitar clip. It's his capo. Yeah, but Travis you don't mention it. That's the thing That's the challenge. Travis is is that we do the can we maybe this is mayor? This is mayor capo. That's the mayor of musicberg fucking go He's the mayor of musicberg. He's a kids love

Uh, the capo character mayor capo. Yeah, I think he's uh, he's upside down for the way I think he should be shaped as a character. Here's the okay. You're not wrong, but I can't squeeze it I mean that's wild. Um, maybe we flip it because adults The left side of their brain is the visual cortex and they like they like that and but kids like to have imagination so they maybe we should do the audio for kids and the grown-ups get the video so it can be like

Hey, why did the cow go to on a where did the cow go on a Friday night to the movies? That's pretty good. I with my hands. I'm doing a pork in it gesture Let's pray. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. What do you call a fish with no eyes? And then I'm still doing the pork in it gesture. Well, here's the problem with these visual elements. What's wrong, Travis? They're very distracting for me Yeah, because I can't stop looking at what Justin's doing and trying to figure out exactly what he's going for He's a real sour pus. I've got a terminal case of the grumpies. Yeah a terminal case Oh, yeah, he's dying. I know

Kids know that that means they have exactly 15 minutes to save me before I die. Yeah And so they have to send money in they have to send money and buy our merch That's when we join the max fun network then buy our merch at walmart and target and get our new meal delivery We have our opal about kitchens. It's called macklesnacks And let's use on you can get that on all of your favorite apps kids and the macklesnacks aren't very good And they are it's like $15 for like a crypto girl can open their own ghost kitchen. Why can't we? I have noticed that we don't do enough bb likes the videos which like we're this family's Like promoting themselves to earn money and shilling to youtube and we're gonna all sleep don't you hate when families promote themselves?

I know right isn't it the worst We're gonna We're gonna sleep in a bouncy castle inside the house tonight and then bb will turn you like can we sleep in a bouncy castle? And I have to try to explain to her like that's not a real thing that people do That's the thing they're doing for this fun youtube. This is not an option Normally good converting our living room into a like a ball pit. It's not a thing It's not a thing. That's not a thing people charlie asked me if we could do an eat only orange food challenge And I said kid you you're already doing daily food challenges. It's called the eat only bread challenge

Yeah, yeah, and then cry if you don't I do that try to get my kid to eat a good variety challenge every day so far Uh, the hit rate is low. Hey, this is an advice show. We're giving you freebies right now No, even asked for our pairing advice or just dumping it right on your lap. Yeah. Oh, okay Um, no one should ask for our parenting advice. By the way, I mean, I'm not saying we're bad parents But I'm my kid is there's no way that it's a normal like the thing that I'm going to just She sometimes turns into a gargoyle at night. It's not important. Don't worry about it guys You guys remember that show gargoyles that got too real that got too real my girlfriend recently proposed to me by setting up a beach picnic

Oh A bold move a beach picnic because with too much wind. That's all To me I saw one of my favorite favorite foods Including a butternut squash pasta dish Since she did not have access to the recipe I usually use She ended up improvising. Oh boy and researching an entirely different recipe. The problem is I actively dislike this recipe. Oh, man Obviously, I wasn't gonna say anything because I don't want to hurt her feelings or ruin the thought you put in their proposal But now she wants to include the pasta dish in our daily rotation recipes

And I don't know how to sidestep it without admitting. I never liked the engagement pasta Oh boy engagement pasta sounds like something a social media ninja would be would be yeah For sure people bro. Do you see it the engagement pasta on this tweet? It's pretty low. Need more jpegs Hey, olive garden. It's me dug your social media manager. Let me I have a suggestion for you. It's called engagement pasta You're gonna further bring them in Brothers, what do I do? Do I admit? I don't like our engagement pasta and risk putting A cloud over what was a very thoughtful and amazing proposal or do I resign myself to eating mediocre and post my pasta pot? It's okay jerk imposter pasta. Thank you for the rest of my life. That's from pasta prisoner in South Carolina

um What do you think of this move? The next time they make it say, huh? Did you do something different this time? It doesn't taste the same And and then try to do like the maybe it was Like just so full of love as you didn't put any love in this one Why didn't you put it? Yeah, that runs a pretty serious risk Travis of making it sound like you are ready for this engagement to be terminated just like

Oh, this very this very important pasta. This is vip Something's missing something is missing Patricia from it. Maybe that's it. It's very important pasta. I just feel like we should save it For special occasions. This is like a special. That's a special pasta. We can't just have this pasta every day This is our engagement pasta. I yeah, there's ritual. There's sack. There's ceremony. There's there's actually sacrifice They're sacrifice. No, I was gonna say sacrifice, but that's not what I meant There is sacrifice that butternut was doing just fine. Thank you. I think it's cool To do beach pasta and nobody talks about this But when you go on the beach everybody's like I brought goldfish crackers. I brought

Ham I brought no pasta. I didn't bring pasta, but every time I'm on the beach and I'm eating Fritos and I'm eating uh, uncrustables I'm sitting there thinking like Some yokey would go down pretty smooth right now, but nobody's brave enough to I wish I had a nice hot pasta A nice because here's the thing. I'm sure that some people are there like already jumping the mastodon To mastodon us. Yeah, I haven't figured it out to say like in their little weird holes

To say like what about pasta salad? It's like, no, no, no We're talking about a nice steaming bowl of hot butternut squash pasta. Hot butternut squash pasta I've been married for 17 years now Yes Uh, what's your secret? What's your secret? That's so long. I'm about to reveal it actually Be old that's one. Okay. It's number two is uh I can say with confidence you do not need to address this because my friend

Is it gonna come out? You're gonna take a they're gonna they're gonna ask you How much you love it? There's gonna be a half a moment a nanosecond of hesitation Yeah, just a single moment and the person who knows you better than anything in the world is gonna say You you don't you don't like it. You don't like the dish and then you can address it You don't have to intentionally take it on the other thing I tell you is The idea that we get to choose our food is a relatively new concept in the process of humans All right, here we go again, and you should probably just

Eat it. Yeah, you should probably just eat it a little salt little pepper I a little tahin from this guy shows you that on your butternut squash tahin on your butternut I said a little Don't go wild Maybe a little like a ginger based hot sauce in there Yeah, maybe crumble up some fucking takis and like throw that in there and then maybe put in some fucking maple syrup Like you're the l from l. This is what i'm saying. This will like address The issue if your partner sees you go to get the ingredients that are in this one

Yeah, like and have it just like hey, could we have some table side cumin? So like salt and pepper and some table side cumin with fresh parsley that's like chopped up Like could we have some of that just like table side and maybe it's like pizza on the side The original recipe is on Is uncompromised it is it the love recipe is still there But the tahin represents our growth since the engagement it represents The curveballs that life throws at us sometimes Sometimes it also it represents that recliner we bought together, you know what I mean like you make it just make it

You make the butter you make it you make it you make a hot shot Hey hot shit. You think you're the best at making butternut squash. Why don't you fuck? Let's see what you've got and send it to the three of us. We'll eat it live on air Oh, yeah, give us an a and b pepsi versus coke taste challenge We'll do a blind taste as of both of them We'll tell you which one loves the other one more if you make it and your partner is not like this is outrageous Yeah, this is so much better than what I normally do then they then Listen

They like there is more Yeah, oh, maybe you each make your own Personal pan butternut squash beach pasta and then you put it before a panel of judges including inut garden Yeah, bobby flay. Yes, and for no reason millie bobby brown millie bobby brown and in the three of them Millie bobby flay is our new show on the food network. We read out of ideas It's millie vanilla bobby flay. Come on. Let's go. We have no ideas left Um The wizard would like to share it it you're done talking about butternut squash pasta. I I have a hard time believing that

I'm Hungry I am hung it's making me really hungry actually I would like to I don't even like butternut squash pasta But it's one of those things where when you talk about it enough. It's like Do I like squash squash is deceptive like that, especially butternut squash. Yeah, you hear that you say that enough times You're like sweet creamy treat and you try to eat it. No the only squash that lives up to it Is delicata everything else is a pretend everything else sucks shit This is how to and I mean everything how to become a fool How to become a fool this one's got a lot of good wisdom in it is also posted in fun activities pranks practical jokes

So it's like that's a that's a big scope wiki how fun activities is most fit like umbrella But that could be like taking a nap or bowling damn i'm looking at the Have fun activities list now And there's some there's some stuff in here. I've never even thought about before Like how to have computer fun content games writing and more or how to pop a balloon

How there's how to tie up a balloon and then how to pop a balloon and then how to perform grindcore vocals Okay, how to release a balloon back into the wild Yeah Damn, I almost kind of want to read some of these how to entertain yourself without objects. Holy shit Oh in like a in a completely empty void Yeah to entertain yourself. There is no There's no i'm in a a room free of mass and space It's just time and thought in here

I a bit of i'm in my mind prison and i'm going to entertain myself now How to become a fool make assumptions it's said that assuming makes an ass out of you and me well Nothing has changed it does Can I I've I've always wondered about that saying by the way Because I get the like I made an assumption and that made an ass out of me But how does you making an assumption make an ass out of me too? Yeah, like griffin makes an assumption that makes an ass out of me in what way and not only that It'd be cool if in Sherlock season five

Benedict Cumberbunch was like Ah your cell phone has a scratch on it, which means oh, what am I doing? Fuck me, right? You know what they say But the constable walks with a limp so he couldn't have at what? I don't know you're sure though. I don't know for we know none of us know for sure so like You know you you make a deduction you make a Dead out of you and shown and I

I try to get for a while I try to get assuming makes an ass out of you because like assume makes an ass out of you and me It doesn't make sense right? It's just like that's the spelling gag, right? But it when you say assuming it means not like assuming makes there's nothing Yeah, so I try to get for a while going Assuming makes an ass out of you and Ming sai celebrity chef and restaurant. Oh, yeah, okay, but no one Really got into it very much But I did have a good 10 years where I try to get a 10 years

That's a long time off and on it doesn't pop up so often and you know what actually I will say now 12 years because we're here. Oh, there you go. I'm doing it now Trying to get it going again. Well, don't read your insurance schedule and policy wording is another good way to be a fool Huh? If you had an insurance claim declined by your insurance company You will know that this is one of the more detrimental acts of foolishness one can commit Now usually there's some uh, I would say a little better pacing in wiki how articles of like we're gonna start Very broad and work to a general point. Yeah, but to go from

make assumptions Don't read your insurance policy. It's like wait. Hold on. There's no steps between those two But I will say I if you don't read your insurance policy You are making the assumption that it's all fine. Yeah, that's true. That's an assumption I assume that people are good. Yeah, I assume that these little words are fine, but that's like also insurance Like if I wanted to worry about every little thing and have like my fucking head on a swivel 24 seven despite the my own sort of

It's a caduceus that I've got going on my little watsits that I got going up up there. I wouldn't have the insurance I would be always ready for it. I have insurance. So I don't have to sweat the small stuff, baby. You know what I mean? Yes Yeah, I guess that's true Don't have a legal eye glance over your contracts Those believing they can do this alone are somewhat foolish. You must have a sound knowledge of law I can't I'd say those Assuming that they don't need that and we're already covered here. Yeah, I was gonna say just this is a great point Because I was gonna say you could just say don't read contracts before you sign them

But that does fall under the bigger umbrella of making assumptions Don't make assumptions and also I will say that assumptions are fundamental to our survival as a species Yeah, right So what do you want from me? Don't be a fucking dumb dumb because here's step four go ahead breach a contract Now oh Challenges now are you challenge this writer? Okay, the writer this wiki how article has not been paid in three months, right? I think that's right Tell june that maybe sometimes you do think about looking at other people

That's one thing you could do. Hey, here's one thing you could do get a trumpet wiki how and then just assume That the insurance they give you is in a cover elective procedures They don't and you're like well then I quit and they're like well you need to give a six weeks notice and I'm like fuck I didn't read that contract it shift view this article as a do as I say not as I do and that this person writing this has Had a personal crisis Or crises or it's like the joke of like opening up A fortune cookie and saying like you found a fortune that says like help i'm trapped in a cookie factory

Right, then this is someone trapped at wiki how by an ironclad contract with bad insurance trying to call for help Okay, so you would have ever written a memoir called here's how I fucked up. I think that This is a living document. It's a living document that we find ourselves in Now like it's a Spotify would pay 20 million Yeah, or um the story of spotify Just to like follow the story of this sad person. Do we have author info here? No, literally nothing. Okay, we'll call him jar jarsh

um So just to go through it again jarj made an assumption and he didn't read his insurance schedule policy wording And he didn't have a legal eye glance over his contract and then he did go ahead and breach the contract Do you guys know what an insurance schedule is? Yeah, definitely the net the next step in jarj's journey You do insurance on time. He'll tell me later. I see if I need to know Uh, the next step in his journey over extend yourself financially Governments that have passed national credit acts and have imposed strict laws surrounding borrowing and lending of money are to be commended Wow, well done governments

I know we all we all give you a hard time. We all like to think that you know Monday morning quarterback and all that but uh, you know The ones that have passed national credit acts and imposed strict laws surrounding borrowing and lending of money They I give them a big round of applause Does it ever broaden back out to like, uh, you know Make promises you can't keep or is it continue on this like Business strategies only well, let's I mean it starts to unravel here a little bit stand surety for someone else's debt I don't know what that means, but if that word sounds strange. It's because the next sentence is the bible teaches us that this is foolishness

Standing surety for someone else's debt is often an emotional decision It's fun when the bible gets in there and it's like bite. Whoa bite. Is this It hasn't been bible stuff the whole time I didn't know the bible had stuff about insurance in it or contracts Do you think that the the the author like turned it in and wiki how's like you can't call it the libertarian agenda That's not wiki how that's not the structure that we use. Yeah. He's like, well What about this? Yeah, I would I would also say if you're gonna cite the bible in an article of like how to be a fool one

There's plenty of stuff in the bible about fools and stuff and like a fool and like but also Plenty of people have read the bible have been a fool my dude. That also doesn't work Travis it doesn't say read the bible It says don't purchase real estate time shares or property fractions without physically viewing the property a saying exists In god, we trust everything else. We audit the same should be for property or real estate prior to purchasing it. That's good I mean That's good advice We can make jokes about it, but like go to the house before you buy it with all the money

Are there people who aren't doing that? Um, I mean are there people in the world who are like, what's not a time share you say? Sight unseen. I'll take it. You seem like a trustworthy man I did have to put an offer on the house that we live in now in dc without going to it first But what if you've gone there griffin and it was one eighth scale There was a little baby house Guys just for like a Shits and giggles. I did a quick google search of the bible. Yeah to see mentions of fool a man

We give the bible a hard time sometimes. Um There's a lot of stuff that has been used bad, but man, there's some good stuff. Listen to this. Give me some bible juice This is proverbs 18 to okay Give me some bible Wait, wait, wait, let me get rid of that Give tom a marker where he should start the no context. Yeah, I should talk here right here So I just want to take it to the word for a second Proverbs 18 to says a fool takes no pleasure in understanding but only in expressing his opinion

Oh, damn Jesus from downtown Jesus. That's a slam dunk man. It's good A fool's lips walk into a bite And his mouth takes a beating Walk into a bite And his mouth takes a beating Well, okay, that one doesn't actually do it for me as good bible the bible Okay, well, didn't you get punched in the lips? Yeah, never trust in his own mind is a fool This is how joe rogan starts every episode whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool

But he who walks in wisdom will be delivered. That's proverbs 28 26 That's not a one-to-one though, is it no trust in his own mind, but he who is wise Now there's also kind of a comedy rule of threes thing But for the bible where if you read three bible verses on your podcast your podcast is a bible podcast Yeah, that's what I'm going for by by bringing in proverbs 26 Three through 12. Just listen to this three through 12 is a lot juice three through 12 is a lot of bible my friend Each one is one word. We never we never read the bible. I know justin We never read the he saved it up. We got a big load built up

A whip for the horse a bridal for the donkey and a rod for the back of fools Well, hold on Yeah, it's good. No, that's where it's not great that part's not good But listen to the next part answer not a fool according to his folly Lest you be like him yourself Answer a fool according to his folly lest he be wise in his own eyes. Whoever sends a message by the hand of a fool Cuts off his own feet and drinks violence. Okay. Now you justin you have bookended Like in the center there of like hey when someone's being dumb don't answer him dumb or just makes you seem dumb too great

But in the first part there It was like yeah with that horse bridal that donkey beat up that idiot and then The next part was if I remember correctly He who sends a message message by the hand by the hand of a fool Cuts off his own feet and drinks fire. Yeah, I love sometimes when the Yeah, I love sometimes when the bible is like do not tith borrow from thine neighbor and not tith Repay it thine pride shall Cast ye off into hell fire and cut off your dick and your balls and feed it to goats

And it's like holy shit bible like calm do dust thou not read us thine insurance policy Then cut off your head. It's pretty modern. Oh, I mean well Yeah, I do like that part where it's like it's easier for A camel to pass through the eye of an eagle than it is for a lame-o to do a sick ollie And it's like wait, hold on what it's like Cut off his fucking feet and his hands at arms put him in a pot and make his mom eat it Don't borrow The fool folds his hands and eats his own flesh. What that's ecclesiastes guys

Well, I'm fully out of proverbs. Yeah, the fool holds his hands and eats his own flesh I've never I mean that's a good point That is a good point if I saw somebody just knowing on themselves. I'm like, don't be a fool. Don't come on Have you uh food heard of it? Hey, what does the bible say about don't use the internet without the correct security slash anti-virus settings? What your money's stolen out of your bank account your hard drive infected with scary viruses your hard drive crashing on you at that crucial moment Right when you're about to finish If not, don't do this Um, don't try to fix a man slash woman

Huh, I don't know. I don't know if that's a good one wiki. How now once again though To go from insurance Read a contract Uh, you know, don't take on someone else's dad Don't try to fix someone. It's like what hold on big props though wiki. How wiki bible for this next bible how for this next one don't engage in an extramarital affair This one doesn't apply to open marriages if it's within the terms of your mutual understanding Oh, all right. There's a version of this that doesn't include that post script and I

I appreciate it. Yeah Yeah Probably forced in by the editors probably forced in by an editing pass here or there I do like the idea of wiki how editors, but they only care about very specific things It's like you mentioned the bible in here. That's fine or whatever But over here you talk about extramarital affairs Does that apply to people with open marriages where that is within the bounds of the agreement between them? What just include that for safety for safety

And also, I mean we get into some more virtuous stuff here. Don't slander. Don't make promises. You can't keep Then it gets into Don't read contra indications on medicines and ingredients on natural health products and food stuffs What What is this post griffin? Well, it's how to not this guy is spiraling. It's don't be a fool. This guy's had a hard time of it. Justin He has made assumptions. He has fucked his insurance up. He did a bad contract He fucked his insurance up behind his wife's back

And his wife was like are you fucking the insurance? She said we did not pills that hate each other Then he did buy a property that did not have walls or Floor in it or roof and then he just got on the internet to find out what legal comp Like what how paid he could get for that But then he got viruses and he tried to fix someone and then he took two pills that made him sick And then he believed that std's only happened to other people is the last step in here Is

Is it griffin is there like a secret last line on this wiki how it's like by reading this article You're already a fool like yeah, like or a stonemason Yeah, you've made it this far step on in to your computer. You haven't clicked away. You have the rigor. We're looking for yeah This is uh, there's some stuff in here. I'm worried actually that this Segment will have a net negative effect Because there's some stuff in here that's like you should make sure that your medicines don't counteract each other That's good stuff. Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to pop some you know, uh

Well feeson in the afternoon and a little bit later taking a you know, uh, Cold formula that also has qualifies in in it. Oh your shit's gonna be your shit's gonna be whacked out But in doing that you have assumed That these two pills don't hate each other. Yeah. Yeah, you've assumed that pharmacists and like scientists know what they're talking about Okay, that's true. That's a good point. Okay. So I guess the whole thing is just don't assume Don't assume baby question everything they hadn't won the truth is out there the truth is out there question everything The boundaries this and we are taking a beating this segment from ourselves We are eating our own flesh right now. Yeah, we're folding our hands and eating our own flesh drinking violence drinking violence left and right

I woke up this morning. I say violence. It's delicious. It's all right. That's what they don't tell you violence Hmm. It tastes like butternut squash. Um So I went to dave matthews concert last night and oh, yes I brought back a very special thing. Can I show you guys? Yeah, okay. Hold on give me a second Why is he doing a visual? Is this for kids? This one's for kids kids love dave matthews band My kids love dave matthews band because I told him about when he dumped poopy on a bunch of people It's me dave mathews Holy shit, it's

The one and only dave matthews dave matthews can I ask why you had to stand up from your desk to go get a pair of sunglasses that you put? No, that was that was my good friend travis and I had to switch places Why didn't he have the glasses ready to go at the table? I'm wearing the glass. I had to switch places with travis Dave I heard you did a killer show last night and Dayton. I did. I barely remember it Uh But it was three hours long. I heard with no opener. Oh, yeah, baby How do you not remember that?

Well, all the shows start to run together after a while, especially when you have done so many drugs Hey, can you talk normal dave? A little baby No, dave No, what uh, what brings us what brings you to our show dave? Wow, what an honor. Thank you so much for asking Did you hear we were talking about the bible and you were like gotta get all of it? I love it Your camera is blurring in self-defense. Go ahead. Well, I have that effect on uh audio visual equipment Uh, I uh, so as you know, I have conquered the musical scene

I've won several Grammys. You sound a lot like Uggie Boogie, which I hate Well, I get that a lot. Can you try to sound less like Uggie Boogie from Nightmare Porter? I can try Was that that was more Uggie Boogie, wasn't it? Yeah, it's going deeper down I'm looking to expand the Dave Matthews brand And so I have done a little market research. Sorry the date what the what? Dave Matthews brand So I've done some market research to look up where other musicians have partnered with brands So that I can see what's out there because I'm looking for something that screams Dave Matthews You know when I do it. And so I'm gonna read you guys the product. You really don't sound that much like yourself right now, David

I sang a lot last night, buddy. Were you listening to me? I don't understand why having a horse throat would cause one to sort of Do the sort of affectations that you're putting off for us, David I'm just trying to put on a good show here, man. It's the goal to have fun And if you will allow me we might just make it play your little game, David Okay, I'm gonna describe it This guy's a family man now with a wife and two little babies So this Grammy nominated producer took his perfectionist attitude to a new endeavor

baby strollers Together with cybex He launched a collection of strollers and other parent gear Featuring his own designs and logo Throughout the strollers of bold jungle inspired patterns complete with lions and zebras and flora And on the outside of each is the we the best logo Now, it's obvious who this who this musician slash producer is

But you guys tell me Rick Rubin Incorrect We okay. I didn't okay. So just to sort of Tell you where I'm at and I'm trying really hard this episode and for the rest of my life not to make assumptions I didn't know that this was going to be a game, Dave So I was only market research Yeah, no for sure, but it feels like a game that doesn't it like it feels like points are up. I don't play games. Definitely

Is it DJ Khalad Is it DJ Khaled? Is it DJ Khaled? It is DJ Khaled That's correct. I feel nothing Now I got that I want you to know I got that right and I don't feel anything There was very little to be fair that there's very little reaction from Dave There was no reaction. There was also no set up. That was the biggest I react

So that was just all middle that bit No, it's not done yet Okay, because now I'm going to tell you about my own idea And I'm going to see what you guys think I'm going to make a movie Go to write and direct it and produce it What are you doing, dude? I just told you I'm going to make a movie. Yeah, but it's but You you're fucking like transmogrifying in it's like you're you exist in a quantum state right now

And you'll be telling me about DJ Khaled strollers and then you'd be like, how will it make a movie? Yeah Faceted a human being a little baby It's like the less confident you become in yourself the more you move away from your own I don't know why it'd be less confident himself his little brothers negative or his friends I'm not related. Sorry juice. You're now. You're the one who's making assumptions I'm not related to Dave Matthews. Let David do his segment, please. Can I please tell you about my movie? Yeah, so are you talking about I now pronounce you chuck and larry too. I know you were in the first one

So funny. I already got a silver screen and now I well Is it you don't mess with the zoe hands here because I know you were in that one. No Okay, what it is it's about a voyeur And he falls out of a tree gets hit by a car And he falls in love with the young woman of the father who hit him with a car and I know what you're thinking That seems pretty straightforward. Well, here's the twist Yeah their son from the future shows up

And uh, he gets into some vehicle related shenanigans as well. I call the movie crash Okay Dave first of all, I want to say first of all, Dave, I want to apologize Okay, I want to apologize because you know what I did I assumed that what you were going to say wasn't going to be very funny and it was very funny, Dave It was very good. Oh It's a drama. I this is a drama movie Don't listen. You already got the point and you barely got through there

You you dropped that uh, the you got right through that hairpin turn. You shouldn't look back. Just move forward They have made a couple of films called crash and one won a oscar What was it about one of them won? A weird david cronenberg sex oscar, which is a special award that won the oscar. What was it about? I was about a boy. Yeah, who gets hit by a car I get the films confused sometimes because they are both named crash But I think the one that won the oscar was the one that fixed racism and the one that won the david cronenberg sex oscar The award that they made to give david cronenberg for his films was the david cronenberg sex car crash movie called crash

Um, but that's fine. I think that that proves the point that there can be multiple movies called crash People like movies called crash. People love movies called crash Yeah Does your movie have james spader in it? And he has sex with a car in an accident. It has crisp and glover in it Well now hold on What's wrong Now why did you put crisp and glover in there dave?

Well, because it's uh, he's gonna play opposite lea thompson and they have great chemistry Yeah, they were great and back to the future together What's that movie? I don't worry about it because nowhere in your synopsis. Did you mention time travel? So I think that your films in the your films in the no the sun comes back from the future So you heard it just then right you heard it just fine. No, it's a it's a different you said two and mine's from Okay, all right I gotta go do some rewrites. Yeah, dave. You should have gotten out of there, man. You got greedy, didn't you?

You got greedy you got stuck with your hand in the comedy teller, didn't you bud? You know what? I'm gonna go Yeah, I gotta move on to the next city, but I'll be back with more ideas Fucking way the poo ass dave maddie's fair guy's butt stuck in the comedy window I gotta go but not because of that because I'm choosing to leave on my own time You're choosing to leave get out of here. This is my choice not yours It was me the whole time. We're the fuck have you been? That's sorry, that's how I start every ad now. Yeah. Yeah, it's a very aggressive But it works. Have you been on the internet?

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I don't know if Squarespace could build a social media network for you Um, but they could probably make a blank google document. That's about That's a social network. It would work better at this point than some other things if if they would just be chill Um, they got a really cool templates. They're kind of like building blocks You can move around to put the piece exactly where you want it. You don't have to code stuff You just have to make something that uh, you like and they have these templates that make it easy to do that Have already been created for you by people who really know what they're doing Uh, and I think you can benefit from it. I think it's worth a shot. It's fun to make websites with Squarespace. That's what I'll say

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Squad Look at munch squad It's a podcast within a podcast that profiles the latest and greatest in brand eating And I have two stories for you. Um, just to real quickly cover this one Uh, wendy's has unveiled its italian mozzarella sandwiches and were you about to say invoked? Wendy's hasn't vote. I mean that's that would be more applicable to this this beautiful boy. Look at look at Rather not beautiful boy. Look at this beauty. I want to see some fresh mozzarella Wendy's unveils italian mozzarella sandwiches and garlic fries. Huh? You see it now? Yeah, but there's really good too

Okay, you could guess what those ingredients are for a hundred thousand eons Well, I mean it looks like chicken and mozzarella and then maybe marinara on top Okay, good. Maybe in between the mozzarella and the marinara Is that onion? Is that onion ring? Wendy's all new mozzarella chicken sandwich The italian mozzarella cheeseburger and garlic fries are bringing bold and savory innovations to menus this winter stacked in your Someone writing this press release was having the time of their fucking lives And it's mainly why I wanted to bring it to you today stacked stacked in your favor with flavor

Good stacked in your favor with flavor This match made in italian heaven In segregated heaven Why it's a it's a match made in italian heaven It's like how we only gave them one seasoning, you know, they're only allowed to use italian season. Yeah italian heaven uh Well, this is one sentence stacked in your favor with flavor this match made in italian heaven will full fill

your comfort food they Will full fill your comfort food cravings. You don't have to break it full. That's not a play on words. That's what it means What it means italicized will fulfill your italian sized just in place. Thank you. Well full fill Your comfort food cravings and leave you satisfied I am going to make it a max fun stretch goal that I will get this sentence tattooed on my body I think it's the best sentence. I've ever read a lot of words There's eight different things the italian mozzarella chicken sandwich brings all the familiar flavors of a homemade italian dinner In one delicious sandwich. Do you hear that?

Do you hear that italian culture? We've summed it all up in a wandy chicken sandwich This juicy lightly breaded crispy chicken breasts is topped with ooey gooey fried mozzarella cheese savory marinara sauce and Naturally aged rich asiago cheese. Oh wait. Oh hell wait. Yeah, so that's one of that second patty So it's a big loaf of cheese On top of chicken and cheese and mozzarella And then it's all wrapped up with the Towering toasted golden garlic knot bun friends. Well, I think I can speak for italian jesus when I say a mama mia

Yeah, this is a crime. This is You're going through italian hell I folks at home who can't see Well, when justin says fried cheese We are not talking about cheese in the traditional dimensions that one is used to seeing cheese. Yeah, this is a It looks like one inch tall round Yeah of Round loaf of cheese that has and then if I may a very pale bun

Well, it's a garlic knot Yeah, so it's not it's a bun. It's a garlic knot bun. It's a garlic. It's not garlic You can get it as a hamburger instead of a chicken sandwich and then it says cheesy square goodness for all Ah, it's just like mama used to make does it say that In a in the context of a larger paragraph or is it just sort of marginalia? Like someone has just written as a note on the press release like um cheesy square goodness for all For those foot note at the bottom. Yeah for those fresh never frozen beef fans The sandwich is also available as a hamburger instead of a chicken sandwich period cheesy square goodness for all

Wait, it just says that as it's that's not even a complete thought. Well, let him finish the thing cheesy square goodness to all and to all a good night This is good coated in a flavorful garlic herb sauce The garlic fries are made with windy's natural cut hot and crispy french fries and make the perfect pairing for those cozy winter vibes Yeah, can you smell the mouth watering aroma of garlic yet? No, no, I've never P. R. Has never asked me a question before. I didn't know that I was on the clock Do we have to write it in like do we how do we answer? I think the answer is cheesy square goodness for all We have a winning track record of taking familiar favorites and combine them into

Exciting new ways to deliver a culinary experience that you won't find anywhere else. Thank god The italian mozzarella sandwiches are forged from the same delicious inspiration and innovation giving fans an adventurous flavor experience With every bite says john lee You know, uh, when I go to windy's one am I going there for nothing? If not adventure Yeah, and also you you step up to italian. Hephaestus and say forge me a sandwich Forge me in your in your your heavens for your italian heavens forge I do want to say that every time I go to windy's in my car and I get the car food to eat it while I'm at the parking lot of like

You know My my son's children's theater class because I ran out of time to eat a normal meal I do always think god dang. I wish these fries were wet like really really really wet Really so like so sloppy and wet. I would love to have that in my car this wet fry energy And to make the whole car smell like garlic too. That would be nice. Thank you, too Please give me that now windy's for me. Dave. Yeah, they want to be the sloppy provider It's an adventure give me sloppy Give me wet Dave

Dave thomas. Give me sloppy We're not just about i'ma make a max fun drive stretch goal. I might get Dave thomas. Give me sloppy a tattoo of my body No, wait, is that Dave thomas saying it? Is it like give me sloppy? Or is it like a picture? It's a picture of Dave thomas Dave thomas saying with a speech bubble coming out of his head That says that says give me sloppy, but it's the actor Dave thomas Probably the best thing that I'd like to see is those two trading jobs for a day. That'd be funny. Yeah Oh, like trading being a comedian and being dead being a long long dead restaurant tour

Being an icon not long dead. How was the Dave Matthews concert? Weird quiet It was wait who's switching places Dave Matthews Dave thomas or Dave thomas the actor I'm so confused. Are they all three switching? Are they all gonna be in a fountain together? Throw them in the bag and we'll pull out which one we need Mix them up can't tell the difference Popeyes gotta give them a quick shout out. They got a new sandwich It's the black and chicken sandwich. They're starting the chicken wars

Anew with the black and chicken sandwich. I just want to give A shout out to their twitter Because their press campaign on this is to the copycats that tried to copy our chicken sandwich back in 2019 Here are the ingredients of our new breading free flavorful Black and chicken sandwich now try to copy us again And there's a list of ingredients for the sandwich right there. So they're like come on shots fired Here we'll give you a leg up. You want to keep your ingredients secret? We're gonna put them on twitter now Justin I you have just made me think about what an impact

The current state of twitter is going to have on munch scorn Because anybody could claim to be a restaurant and just make up some wild shit And like we could report it and have to walk it back. Can you imagine? Oh my gosh, it would be such a blow to our integrity as an organization. Yeah All right Gross Hey, that's our that's our program. Thank you so much seriously to everybody who came out to see us in Cincinnati, Detroit and dc Absolutely super duper fun shows. We had a great time. It might be three of our best three of our best live shows

We did do four shows and an amazing adventure zone. Oh, okay Thank you to brandon lee molligan for that by the way anybody who came to the tc tas guy a real trade it was a that one was That one was wild. That was a wild show I can't stop talking about it. Like I literally kept telling people like and then how it ended. Oh my hey, how about Uh, we got candle nights coming up Yes, pretty soon. Uh, it's gonna be virtual again this year. We're doing it cyber style December 17 9 p.m. Eastern time Tickets are on cyber

We're gonna cyber tickets a lot Tickets are on sale now at bit.ly slash candle nights 2022. It's gonna be a really fun time. We have fun special guests Lined up. We're gonna have skits and sketches and Yeah bits too, then there will be a handful of bits and The and and all proceeds from that show go to the harmony house. Oh, yeah, but they got a harmony house So when you buy tickets, uh, there is just the base ticket option But you can also choose to give more if you'd like to uh to help the people of harmony house help People who are experiencing homelessness in our hometown of Huntington, West Virginia

You guys have all like stepped up so much in the past. It's we love doing it and we're excited to do it again this year and uh Yeah, thank you to you and thank you to our guests. It's gonna be real fun There's also an exclusive candle nights 2022 poster and candle lights uh candle lights ornament Both designed by brie paulston and sales for those will also benefit a harmony house So that's coming up december 17. Don't sleep on it. Get your tickets now at bit.ly slash candle lights 2022 Uh, and speaking of merch 10 of all merch proceeds this month go to natives which promotes indigenous foodways Education and facilitates indigenous food access. Once again macroemerge.com. You can find all of that. Uh, we've got some more shows. It's our uh, like 20 rendezvous in 2023

Uh, fans to take flight to where it's the shows we had to reschedule. Uh, those are in san jose and denver april 27th San jose california is adventure zone with abria April 28th is san jose my brother my brother and me April 29th is denver all existing tickets will be honored for the new dates Uh, and if you would like to get tickets now that they have been rescheduled You can get those as well mask and proof of full vaccination or negative covet test within 72 hours of event start is required Uh, also one more thing pre orders for taz 11th hour are open now Uh, it comes out february 21st

But go ahead and pre-order it now. Why wait the adventure zone comic.com Like jesse mentioned, uh, we started the tiktok channel for macroe family. So go follow that if you haven't I can also find macroe family on instagram Um, as well as the youtube channel macroe family where we do uh streaming stuff from time to time We've been doing a lot of uh fortnight on there and a lot of other stuff to go check it out Thanks to i i'm gonna thank montane for the use for a theme song my life is better with you I'm gonna struggle through it because jesson keeps making his a haunted doll that we all have to keep in our office Do like us do like a funny fortnight dance for kids that bits for kids jesson

I've seen that doll. I ordered it that doll isn't for kids and should not be witnessed by children No, what's that? Do you remember that doll's name? What's his name jesse jack jack? There was a parentheses next to it that I think makes it not appropriate for kids me off It's the last name. So that's it for this show and I think jesson wanted to share a little word of uh wisdom As we walk away from it walk away from the the burning wreckage. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I mean, I've always got uh Something you know, I'm actually just saying we shared a lot of wisdom. How about some words of comfort jesson? Oh

Yeah Or just read read whatever bible verse you're googling right now to i know i had some ones about that that this is um let let No, I don't do another bad-ass one. That's like if I don't want it to be to jesus. Yeah No, I want a bad-ass one. That's like if you fucking lie cut your own head off and put it in a volcano That'll make you think Cash one's kind of eat violence

Eat violence and violence shit justice Don't borrow violence Cut your own feet cut your own feet off eat violence and don't borrow and go to your house before you buy it Massive 5-4 tells us blessed are those who mourn for they should be comforted So I guess what i'm saying is like don't even trip don't yeah, man It all comes out it all comes out in the wash. Yeah, it'll be fine. I guess what we're saying is it's totally cool that you're sad It's awesome, man. Don't find out. That's awesome. It kicks it kind kicks ass that you're sad actually

Yeah, because you can be comforted. It gives us somebody to comfort so that we can feel superior Sadness is just an opportunity. Sadness is just not is just the opportunity to get happy later. Eat your own feet Why are you just a macaroon? I'm trying to be a macaroon I'm grabbing a macaroon This is with my brother my brother because your dad's square on the way Oh Maximum fun org comedy and culture artist owned audience supported