My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 664: Great Ass Wonkabater

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

Somehow, Willy Wonka has returned with all sorts of strange treats to look out for – and we mean LOOK OUT. Like massive cell blobs or flubbers, pizza pickle platters, and Slipknot masks. You've been warned.Suggested talking points: Swamp Your Wonka; To-Goo List; Reverse Anxiety; Mick on Mask; Mate, Feed, Kill; Doxx Your Mom; Loose Miasma of Donut DreamsEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, Derek, three? It's the start of something beautiful A small quaintance has blossomed It's rapid into a precious fraction

I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with two Bye-bye! Ah! It's better with you

Hello everybody and welcome my brother, my brother me and advice show for the modern era I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy And I'm your sweet baby candy brother Griffin McElroy Oh boy Uh... What would you do if you watched a great film? I tell you what, y'all have to answer that question of this December when Timothy Chalamet comes to theaters

with Wanka. He's a young Wanka. A young sexy Wanka. A sexy Wanka. A long cut. More like Wanka. But we got a, we got a December release date for this movie. It's great.

Travis actually got an early version of the screenplay for this one. And the line, more like Wanka, is in there three different times. Yeah, it calls back to itself in the loop. So you actually, the first ones that call back to the last one, so you can watch the movie in a cyclical manner.

Never have to stop watching. Yeah. I don't know. I listen, I hadn't I hadn't treated myself to a dip in on this, uh, this IMDB yet for walk. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can just talk about this for a second. Do you guys know there's one man listed as Oompa Loompa? Yes, Justin. Sorry, Roy Deep.

You're out. Deep Roy, I believe you mean. Deep Roy, no, it's lawyer. Yeah, it's, it's cyclical. Griffin, it comes back. Sorry. Can I guess I haven't looked at this yet. So you're saying you know right?

I know. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm going to guess, is it. Is it a little person actor? No, no, no. I'll give you a huge clue. Are you ready? Yeah.

This actor was in the Dungeons and Dragons movie. That is a really huge clue. Yeah. Is it Hugh Grant? Yeah, Griffiths Hugh Grant as the Oompa Loompa. Now, we don't know if he's all of them, but so far he's the only one. He's all of them.

I'm gonna say he's all of them. He's probably all of them, they all look like he's the only one. Yeah. And there's a guest who takes on the role of the priest for this one. I don't know what, I don't remember they being a huge one. Oh, that's Rowan Adkinson. Mr. Bean himself is back as the priest. this one. I don't know what I don't remember. They're being. Let's throw an adkinson. Mr. being himself is back as the priest.

The priest. I don't know. Is there a Jesus-y aspect to does is there a scene in Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory where fucking Wonka goes to church and he's like I keep I keep killing kids and I just can't stop. And the priest is like, yeah, man, you need to stop. The Bible says don't do that specifically.

I just wait. I'm so excited to see Matthew Baton, who I love to go. It was great in horrible histories. To see him embody the role of fickle grubber, I'm so excited. Oh, that's fickle grubber? That's him, huh? Yeah, they're doing a, it's a cat's crossover. So they got fickle grubber from the hip film.

To be over here in Wanka. So excited. And of course, given I know what you're thinking, right? Yeah. A lot of, uh, and I'm not saying you are a hater, but what a lot of haters are thinking is, did we really need another version of the Charlie and Chalka Factory story? Well, no, because this is a prequel where we learn how Wonka meets the Oon Balloupas. And it's also about what if he was young and hot. So spicy, like like scalding hot. He's like this is this is my latest invention. I call it the great ass Wonka Bader. It's like what? Yeah, man. Did you just say? Did you say great ass Wonka Bader? Yeah, man Hey Justin that was too good actually that was actually we actually just got a letter in the mail that that was too good. That was too good. That was too good

I didn't think we had those guys. I know we've had a lot of fun here today. I Still have not seen the new spiderverse movie. No, I would give fucking Anything to watch this flick right now. Yeah, anything spiderverse or my next breath You need walker more than spider spider versus what you're saying. Oh, in a hot, I would walk right past spider man's bleeding corpse. Whoa, to watch a trailer for this flat. Did Wonka kill spider man?

What's up, danger? Oh, so here, uh, and tying into that, Justin, I hope that in this film, they established that the deal he has with the umbalimbus is They will work for him if he ensures them a certain amount of children sacrifices Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's what it maybe we've been putting the blame on the wrong Entity in wonka incorporate now. That's not it. He's Lives for it. Um, they may have started him on that path, but he is now he is The new book. Lumpa get out while you can. This is a murdering children killing man. What did you say run?

Run away. Why are you fuck out? Why he's coming back. He's coming back. Oh, Lumpa are you? You grant what coming back. Boom, boom. Are you a shoe grant? What do you? Yeah. Oh, raw, hey, I'm, what? Okay, so we had, torso top of the head. Was that a Hugh Grant or Ringo Star? It's just real serious. It's all credited.

Oh, Hugh Grant's credit is in Ballumpa, but I also see Matt Lugas and Keith and Michael Key on here without the roles. So maybe there are all the Oompa Loompas. How do we, how would that grab us? There are a lot of, most of the people on this IMD be list, don't have credits? Huh. Yeah. Yet they include fickle grubber, which is interesting.

And priests. Well, they didn't want, they didn't want like the audience to like constantly be asking, what about fickle gr Grover, what about Fiddle Grover? Where do I think a Grover would drop Fiddle on us? He's getting his own character trailer. Could be a imaginary Dr. Parnassah situation where they swap out Wonka's every 30 minutes or so. Ooh.

Something to think about. Something to think about. You gotta swamp your Wonka. Swamp your Wonka. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Did you say swamp? I did. Swamp your, swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Did you say swamp? I did.

Swamp your, swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka. Swamp your great ass wonka, baby. Stop swamping your donk over there.

Swamping, that's hard to say. Swamp your wonka. Swamp your wonka, donk. Remember when we're an Anakin and Padme had to go into the junk shop first, swamp your wonka. I was just feeling like, oh, that guy's stuff. Love that. Love that scene.

It's a funny scene. It has funny scenes. Yeah. I want to starwars stuff, they let me funny because they're so concerned about all their incredible space magic and stuff. But that's even where they go visit Swamp Your Wonka to buy C3PO a butt.

Yeah. That is amazing. I love that scene. Love it. Yeah. When they bought special truck nuts to put on C3PO in Swamp Your Wonka's workshop, I love that. And then they made it a part of the, that's what they're turning the galactic star cruiser into is swamp your wonka's R2D to truck nut give shop where you can

Bison tenio man C3PO to give him yeah truck nuts truck nuts. Yeah, I am a scientist working in genetics and sell biology laboratory me too. We end up make and cell biology laboratory. Me too. We end up... He does it on the side. I'll never tell. We end up making a lot of weird stuff. I don't want to. Can we?

Okay. I want to know. Don't tell me that. Okay. I got enough to think about. All right. I think it'd be a weirder if you were like, I were going to sell biology lab

and we make just your run of the mills cells. Just cranking them out. It's more like a cell factory than anything else. We end up making a lot of weird stuff, making cells glow green, for example. I'll often try to glow green. Nice try. I would actually take that one. If I can control it, I'll take that one. I'll often chat about my work to my parents over the phone. I visit them. My dad is always worried I'll accidentally recreate the events of the movie. The blob. Yes, by mixing the wrong things together at point the wrong things down the drain. How do I reassure my father that I will not be creating a giant ball of unsavable ooze that will terrorize and slowly go to my fair city. That's from blob free in Boston.

You know what? You know what? Question asker. in Boston. You know what? You know what, question asker? You don't think you will. You don't think you will. Yeah. But you don't want to know. No, to make the blob. Yeah. Like, in, like no one's like,

you know what, I'm gonna do today. Like, in the blob, I'm pretty sure it won't like, you know what, fuck it. Let's make the blob. You know what? I think I'm ready, guys. Let's make the blob. Let's try it in the blob.

The other side just said like, are you sure? Cause it does, it gets bigger and bigger and like kills lots of people. Yeah, I think today is actually, I don't have anything else going on. I checked off everything else on the To-do list. It is Bob Bond, baby. I can't just say,

now it's time for the To-do list. I gotta say of all the sci-fi film, whoopsies that you could do well while trying to make a different science, the blob, not the worst on the list. Not the worst on the list. I would rather you make a blob then like an andromeda strain or a stand of a stand.

Yeah, okay, the two. A flubber, that you would. Wait, you had to wait a while. Would you rather have a flubber or a blob? Flubber, right? Flubber. I'd rather have a blob. I'd rather have a blob.

Because a blob is like a, no, no, listen, a blob is like a singular entity that just consumes, but you can like freeze it or like, there's so many different ways to stop the blob. Flubber, if that gets in the hands of our enemies, sure. The war has changed at that point. Like a whole nature of ballistics and like,

there's no, that is going to escalate things to a catastrophic degree. One blob, one blob, we can take out one blob. That's at most going to take out like one city, right? Before you like to take five, whatever. I got a shop vac in the basement. And if a few of my neighbors also do, we can ghost busters up a blob right quick. But flubber will kick off an arms race.

That's a good. But flubber powered cruise missiles and stuff like that could be, that's huge for the nature of like mankind. Especially for talking about the Rob Williams flubber, we're if I remember correctly, they had like little personalities and they were like little. Little jade. Oh Travis, that's a good point. The flubber was also it was also sentient. So it's like the flubber was a sub. Yeah. Science. So anyway, we haven't said anything about the question. Even a little

I would suggest your dad to harness the power of something that I invented called reverse anxiety. And here's how it works. You're a fucking way to hear this. It's good. Your dad is anxious about something that would be very scary for him, but is very unlikely. So I do that all the time because I got a general anxiety disorder. So here's what I do.

I as a form of flight cognitive distance. I tell my brain, okay, if you're going to be afraid of that, you have to be afraid, you have to look forward to the exact inverse good thing that is just as likely to happen. If your dad is going to be afraid of you making the blob, your dad also has to be jazz about flash. Oh, probably not that one though. I mean, no, no, no, the critics agree. The critics agree. The critics agree.

The critics agree. What a pop up up up up loving this one. A film, one thing, what I like to call a shorting or film, I don't know if it's out yet or not. I haven't checked it. I don't know if it exists or not. Yeah. I read a bunch of really great reviews for it,

and I can't tell you if it's, if it's was a dream or not. Because I'm so sure if it happened. Okay, so, but I've never heard of, like, generalized jazz disorder. It's hard to put up any contender in the ring with fucking bone saw of anxiety in there. I guess you don't want to- It's a trick that you play in your brain. Like, if I'm like, Dad, if you're going to worry about that, you have to also worry that

I'm going to give myself, like, who's another lab one? Spider-Man's like played. Who's like a little lab. Oh, the ride's here. Hulk? It's not a great power. Hulk is, that's a burden. We don't need the Hulk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's the one who's the best? I'd rather, straight up, I'd rather have a blob than a Hulk. I'll say it. Wow. Okay, now I get that. At least a blob doesn't get pissed off. If you should the blob with one regular gun, it boxed.

What? Okay, Justin, so slow, so slow. No, no, like opposable thumbs. There's so many ways to kill a blob. Pim particles, Justin, Pim particles is good, right? Pim particles. Pim particles that you might accidentally make Pim particles

and be able to shrink down your jumbo size box of junior minutes of sneaking in the movie theater No questions asked. Yeah, right now you're excited make your junior men's box much bigger Now they're senior men. Yeah I'm I'm professor doctor. I'm an adult man with bills. I'm junior men's is bills. I'm Christmas at the actor You could look forward I'm Christmas waltz. I'm Christmas at the actor. You could look forward. I'm Christmas Waltz. I'm an adult actor.

You could just look forward to when you kill the blob. That could be the thing that would get me going. Like, yeah, it's gonna be bowing the blobs here, but how good is it gonna be when you kill the blob? It's gonna pull the nation together, right? If you create the blob, you could very well end up being the guy that's in the military room and you're like,

you don't understand, she's pregnant. Oh, I'm sorry. Stop calling the word. I went to Matthew, I went to Matthew Broderick in the Godzilla route, you went to the different way. Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it. What does Matthew Broderick get Godzilla's say? It's like, she's pregnant.

I can buy a bunch of pregnancy tests and I got a little pissed on him. It's like, she's pregnant. I can buy a bunch of pregnancy tests and I got a little pissed on him. And it turns out she's pregnant. All blobs are, blobs can bisect off of themselves. And be two more blobs. And make more blobs. All blobs are infinity pregnant. Yeah, all blobs are bastards.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you. That's also true. How about another, you guys want another question? I have a really good submission for the Wizard today that I look like at dip into instead. So this is Miles sent this in and it is. How's the danger?

Yep, not that one, Miles. But it is important because it is how to be a fan of slipknot. Okay, perfect, yeah. I thought it'd be a how to be a slippy. No, actually Travis, their affectionate name, the term maggot doesn't mean those icky little creatures. Well, it does, but it is also the name affectionately given to fans of the metal band slipknot,

end of description of the article. So we don't really know what we're in for here. I mean, I guess we do exactly because that does sort of give me a general tone setting for this WikiHow article. Okay. I do want to send you guys a screenshot from the article. Maybe we can find a way to share it on our social

because all the art in this one does look like a hastily made, like early odds, Christian, CGI cartoon about like the dangers of Halloween or something along those lines. Okay. Is this a slack? I actually sent it to you as a text message just to make sure that you saw it. I know sometimes other happens.

Okay, yeah. There's a quality to this and I can't explain the uncanny valley nature of it. I think it's like they're listening to so intently that their eyes are closed. However, there's a quality to it that makes it seem like their eyes have been sealed shut. But they have terrible magic. Yeah, they did. They have no eyes, but they must listen to slipknot. Step one, listen to metal bands other than slipknot and appreciate their music. That's key. You've got to walk music. That's key to get a walk before you can do like this. Oh, you got to deepen your palate.

You must understand the beautiful landscape of slipknot. I assumed this, like most wiki articles, are approaching this from a complete amateur level, right? I would consider myself on the ground floor, lowest imaginable rung on the ladder of listening to slipknot and being a fan. I couldn't be more nascent in that transformation, right? But then the second step is by slipknot apparel such as shirts, hats, gloves, or wristbands, show the world your musical affiliation. Yeah.

Now, I still haven't listened to slip not at this point. Yeah. I've listened to a lot of their competitors. And I think I can probably guess what slip not to music's gonna sound like. What do you think it's gonna sound like, Evan? Probably like a lot of... Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, I was so much. I wasn't aware of this is dying. My eyes have been sealed shut by the music. Oh. Dress like a metalhead,

but don't be excessive with studs, wristbands, and belts are okay. Yeah, don't be those. That's a sentence. So man, I accidentally clicked in under the walk-ah, I'm gonna be in that hole again. If you wear spikes into a mosh pit, chances aren't. You'll stab somebody.

Slip-ah, jump-ool. Whoa, I'm not. This accessories are available on the internet and most punk-inspired stores such as Hot Topic. That's the same bullet point. Great. Don't stab anyone. You can buy Slipknot merchandise at Hot Topic

and online shopping avenues. There is no such thing as a poser. If you like the music, you like the music. If you don't, you don't. Some true beauty. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There is an in-between there article where you don't like the music but pretend to,

and that's what a poser is. Yeah, actually what a poser is, is a person who hasn't listened to the band's slipknot, that is decked H2T is slipknot regalia, who knows everything about the other big bands in this space. Mud, muds, muds slap, eh? Huh? That's the only one that comes to mind right now.

But, tighten on. This is also tight knot. Don't let being a maggot get in the way of what you have to do such a school or what? What? He gave you grades up. Incorporate them. You're a maggot, so bring maggot to school.

But don't let your grades fail because of your taste in music. Do good in school. Yeah. Slipknot. That's what Shobbato's saying. Shobbato's not a joke. Slipknot says,

do good in school. I can't believe that even this article has a few of your grades up. Respect other people's grades. It's like they're worried, you know what it is like? It's like everyone of these is written like, your parent has to read it first. Yeah, I'm gonna, where you expose yourself

to this article, I wanna make sure it's, it teaches our shares our value. But what if they're mashing and they stab someone? Okay, no, they covered it. They covered it, they covered it. They covered it. That's cool. That one's good.

Defeat the stereotype of maggots being whiny teenagers who never take a shower. That's good. DeFethis stereotype of maggots being whiny teenagers who never take a shower. That's awesome. You look over at the valedictorian in your social studies class and they're like fucking plaid shirt and their khakis and their little glasses and they have some earbuds in and you're like, hey, Derek, what are you listening to?

And he's like, oh, slipknot. They're gonna think like, wow, I thought everyone who listened to slipknot's was a whiny teenager who never takes a shower. But you've defeated that stereotype. He just yells out the famous thing that I'll slipknot fans sort of like yell like a, yeah, they go like, they go,

they go, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, they say the name of a different band, just whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo,

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I think that, well, you don't want to be a poser Travis. That's so important. Who else is in this band? We got Paul on bass, obviously. We got Mick on bass. Always wearing the best masks. Who's on mask? Yeah, just like.

Oh, it's an ASMR band. Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, it's an ASMR band. Yeah. A lot of it's an ASMR who best take cover bands. Not a lot of people know that about slipknot. It fucking shreds though. Learn an instrument. Drums in guitar are the most popular, but

that doesn't mean they're right for you. You might have to experiment with several instruments before finding the right one. Never give up. In order to appreciate to be a fan of slipknot, I have to learn to play an instrument. And not an obvious one. If you, I, it's Travis, you've, you've changed your whole, the trajectory of your life. Travis doesn't do podcasts anymore. He's in Juilliard learning the Marimba,

because he loves Slipknot so fucking much. I should have read a head. I started at the beginning, and I knocked him out step by step. I own so much Slipknot merch. I kept my grades up, a shower to brunch, a bunch, and then it got to this. I am not good at instruments, but I have invested thousands of dollars into Slipknot merch. Slipknot, do a little research.

Their first demo tape in 1996 was called Mate Feed Kill Repeat. That was the name of their first demo tape. That's like fucking in 2022, they released, uh, the end so far. So you've gone from like super hard core to what the fucking eagles would call. They're one of their albums. Are you guys winking through the mask of that one? Hard to tell. Hard to tell, but there's a lot of hobo vets.

People love these guys. They love these dudes. How much do you think they went back and forth deciding the order of those things? Or is it like feed? Then you have the energy to mate and then you kill. Well, that says like you're killing your mate. Yeah, there's no good. Are there any other organization of those words?

I mean, the words themselves, not great. They've chosen, I think, the best sort of... And you don't want to put a kill before mate? Because or feed. All right, so it was just feed, feed, live laugh love repeat live laugh love mate feed kill repeat okay guys guys mate feed kill the Lawrence brothers mate feed kill no we got to figure it out. Make me kill. I don't want to kill.

Chris Hemsworth. Chris Evans. I don't want to make her feed her kill any of this. We can't do the Lawrence brothers. The Lawrence brothers are now our podcasting brothers and arms. And we have to respect, we have to respect and appreciate. I do anything to get these guys on the show.

Oh my God, yes. So I'm not going to do make me feel this. But I won't do one. It's got to be all three of the Lawrence brothers. I want to six, a six hand or two family podcast. Yeah. If you want to go over talk to be untenable, it will be so bad.

I'm like a nightmare part of the show. I can get a nightmare part. So much more good stuff in this article. Start a band. What a better way to become a maggot. What a better way to become a maggot? Are you asking me? Step nine, this is all step nine is, go to concerts.

Step 10, buy or make a mask. There are masks on sale on the internet for around $35. You could also just price them this afternoon. You could also be creative and buy a Halloween mask and make it to match your personality. For example, Jim, apparently another member of slipknot, wanted a gesture mask to symbolize that part of himself, but also to remain scary. Hey guys, these masks are upsetting.

Yeah, that's the whole point is it's trying to push your button. But they're not trying to do straight to the fear zone, Travis. Oh, boy, oh, guys, Mixmask is the coolest. Hands down. This one, step 11, don't let other people tell you what you should or shouldn't do. Unless, unless it's a police officer, a person of authority, in that case, you should do everything they tell you to do.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Or I guess presumably because we don't want to the author of this article that you're reading currently, the two people you can trust are me, this author and the police and the police and not just police Justin any person of authority. Anybody with a badge? If Gary control of you, you do it. They tell you what they say.

Absolutely. Understand that people may be intimate. You may be intimidating to people. Oh fuck. Oh, sorry. No. Hey, that obedient kids mask. Holy shit. What? Oh, sorry. No. Oh shit, that obedient kid's mask. Holy shit.

He's giving us a mask. He's giving us a mask. Is he wearing a magu wear in the Craig mask? That's the weirdest one. Magu is a way of life. If you see another magu walking down the street, give him or her a nod or even compliment them. Good.

Good. Magu are a cult like not, right? Slipknot. Yes, me too. Magu are a cult like following, right? Slipknot. Yes, me too. Maggots are a cult like following of the band. Treat all maggots as your friend and be kind and listen to any cop. Keeps.

Step 14. Step 14. Step 14. Step 14. Keeps slipknot alive. Anyway, at any cost, we're gonna, I feel like we should do an ad break. Or we talk about keep slipknot alive. Yeah, I do feel like we need to devote some time to this.

There's not that much more to this article. I just want to talk about this. So slipknot, key slipknot a lot. This is obviously, I think this person does mean that like in the case of a, the same thing. I'll finish the bullet point, disturb the peace and cause old people to roll their eyes.

Remember, don't get discouraged by the thought of slipknot dying, even if they break up up their spirit will always remain. Okay, so, okay, so, one, I hope none of those old people were in a position of authority, because I am gonna have to, hey, fuck you, I was a cop. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, you just have authority over me.

Can I do something to help? What, you keep, obviously you want to protect them from a salons, I like to think that do that for anybody, but I do that above and beyond for Slipknot. Or does it, or it, but I think what it means is like, clap your hands, right? To believe in something like that. Yeah, oh, like keep them alive in your heart.

Keep Slipknot alive in your heart every day. Yeah, like, like Scrooge learned to do. Right. I'll treat every day like it's Slipknot day. Yeah, like like Scrooge learned to do. Right. I'll treat every day like it's slip-not-day. Boy, is there still that giant mask in the window? Boy! The one with all the spikes in the gimp zipper! Oh, a wonderful boy! A clever, obedient boy! Listen, do this for free because I'm in a position of authority. Absolutely, sir. Anything for fellow maggots? Roll tide. Is that right?

Is that what we do? So close, sir. Hook them, right? Okay. Oh, sir. Research slipknot. Read their biographies. Explore websites.

Know your band. Collect all the music. Try to find rare videos hidden tracks on where these songs and other mysterious things. You know, their mysterious things is very general, but I agreed. Get the commemorative plates. So. Now, and tell me this, these are articles and save us,

but it says collect all the music. But to this point, I still haven't listened to any of it. Is it already shit? Yeah, they did it. They didn't get that going again. They didn't reactivate that particular facet of the fandom. So step 16, show respect to other maggots. We are one big family. You. Thank you. That's all of them. Keepslip not alive. Everyone, please,

now more than ever. Yeah. The other slipknot albums, the way are titled slipknot Volume three the subliminal verses all hope is gone the gray chapter. We are not your kind the insofar and Iowa Huh, all right, how hey, Iowa How does that feel? Because to me, that's really weird company to have my state in.

It's like the end of all things, death is coming, the greatness overwhelms us. Also, aims is fun, but the rest is, I don't know, Iowa. It was a collaboration with Sufion Stevens. Yeah. Come on, Slay the Devil. Come on, Spruce Pwack. So in your face, eat that vomit, puke it down. Your mother's throat. Listen to the cops now. They have the authority. They knew all the laws now. You have to keep your grades up. If Sufjohn Stevens is asked by the cops to do something, do you think Suvjohn Stevens

will be more disobedient than a slipknot, a practicing slipknot fan, an orthodox slipknot. Well, now that makes the assumption, Justin, that Suvjohn Stevens is not an observed slipknot fan. We can't make any juice. It's 2023, pal. We can't make any assumptions about whether or not people are maggots and slipknot fans and diehard devotees are not. Uh, no, I'm actually I'm kind of a lapsed maggot. Um, I, I, I, I, I fell off. I'm going to a sort of,

um, slipknot deconstruction right now. I mean, I go to slipknot on Christmas and Easter, but like, that's it. Um, all right. Uh, is that, is that, is there a morgue? That, but like that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Um, all right. Uh, is that, is there a borrower griff? That's it, that's it. I mean, what more do you need? Let's head on over to the money stuff. What is that? It's that. It's that.

It's that. Let me tell you about bomb, I'm talking about bombis. I wear it right now, baby. These are really good ones. I'm wearing bombis, not the socks or the shirts. Oh, me underwears. That's right. And are they comfortable? Yes, sir. Yeah, they are. Thank you, sir, for asking. I respect you. Thank you so much. You asking me that. I'm so comfortable. Adjusts his feet are comfortable. I don't know about Griffin.

I don't talk to Griffin about what we're doing. I've got a pretty light all day carry going right now. So I'm not working with any bombers at the moment. I did. When I took my son to school this morning, you know, I slapped him on, but when I get home, I like to feel the carpet moment. I did. When I took my son to school this morning, you know, I slapped him on, but when I get home, I like to feel the carpet sometimes. I understand. You like to shuffle your feet and then touch like whatever metal you can

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Hold on. To begin so far, to tell you, I've been waiting for like a big story, but there's so many smaller stories that are slipping through the cracks, slipping outing through the cracks. Yeah. That I did wanna just hit you all with some quickies. Is that okay?

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Yeah, bugger. It's got a mix of chocolate sandwich cookie pieces, chocolate chip cookie pieces, and a cookie dough batter flavored swirl. Each scoop is creamy crunchy chewy and fantastically blue. With hunts of fur in it. No, no, no fur is the thing.

Here's the thing about it. They don't mention sesame street at all. Mm-hmm. In this. Okay. So, Baskin Robbins are just like, why is it blue? We'll never tell. Like it's, you're talking about the Cookie Monster, an adult man from Sesame Street

that you're just stealing his whole thing, and you're just gonna call that Cookie Monster. That doesn't seem like it should be able to be happen. Happen happening. I think also Sesame Street is public domain because it's, we all pay for it. Yeah, like it's all of our, like we could do it. Oh, that's the point thing

because we all pay for it. That's it, that's actually really. And it's just like a real place. Like I could call something like Chicago Crunch, right? And that's fine because it's just like an episode of just all of us doing cookie monster voices and there's literally nothing that the Sesame Street company, it's not even a company,

because like we paid for it. No, it's a straight line. I got a new character called Clipping Cookie Monster. And that sounds like this. No, he's really funny. He does all parody songs. Yeah, everyone loves him. Here's another just like,

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There've been no dreams allowed in there. Well, no, no, no, there have no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. Now, this sounds like a press release, Justin, but it also kind of sounds like a job posting. Is this a real job with like responsibilities? If it doesn't list salary folks, don't apply for this job. Yeah, because you can apply with quotes via social media. And they plan to make the new donut. And then you can come up with a fan favorite donut.

Are fans know who to be? So wait, do you work for free? It's saying like give us, hey, we're fucking out of ideas. If you could just give us the ideas for no pay, no thank you. Yeah, they just want to hire you to come up with great donut. What if they get one of the great donut dreamers

of art generation? But you can they'll make your donut. They'll do, they legally have to do whatever you tell them to do. And you'll be, you'll be selected via a recipe of passion for crispy cream, donut dream creativity, and quality of application. So keep an eye out on social media for those donut dreamer So keep it out on social media for those donut dreamer applications. Listen, I get, we could smash this. Yeah. Like it's, it's not ethical for us to bring the tremendous weight of our, uh, of our online success down in this manner. But I think any one of us could be the chief donut dreamer because I have some big, big,

big ideas. See, that's interesting, Griffin, because I was gonna make the suggestion of like, I don't want that level of responsibility, but, and I'm not even sure if Twitter exists, so, but, if, like, you get on social media and tweet, like, whatever combination, you know, pineapple and crushed up borax or whatever,

but it's always the maceroy. Did you say borios? It's borax. You just crushed the pineapple and borax, and it's called the macaroid, but it's always called the macaroid. These are bonuts. I'm the chief bona dreamer.

I'm the chief bona dreamer here at Duncan or wherever. My name's Willy Wonka, and I've got some wild ideas from Donuts. Some wild fucking wild ideas. I'm just checking here. So far, according to this hashtag, we got two applicants so far. Okay, so we all apply. We've already made it more than half the chance.

If our audience all applies and all their ideas are like, here's my idea for a bonus, it it's gonna have a hundred dollars in it. We could destroy this company over there. Yeah. Yeah. Let's everybody apply. Come on, we could, hey, let's just use this hashtag. Oh, no. No, this is bullying at a corporate level

and that's actually really good. But no one person can have it. We have to respect people with authority. God. I'm just saying everybody apply and there'll be a fun place for people to swap donut ideas. And then one of us, one of our people will win. Um, and it's just a fun place to swap donut. Okay. KFC is serving up the mother, or they did, um, serves up free nuggets with

the mother's day meal. Um, and that yeah, along with 12, you'll get 12 all new KFC nuggets for free. By the way, if you haven't tried them, they are choice. I know. Old nuggets. Two large home style sides. It doesn't matter, but you're getting this. The meal also comes with the free downloadable mother's day card available in both English and Spanish, which will be emailed to customers at the email

address provided when ordering the meal. So just get some chow and docks your mom and real quick, real quick, docks your mom. Get some of KFC's mother's nuggets and docks your mom. Uh, docks your mom and swamp your walk. Swamp not only is your mother's date ill covered with something for everyone, but mom's little nuggets can express their love and appreciation for all she does Hey, and then I swear to God guys the next fucking paragraph is this quote from Nick Chavez the CMO of KFC Moms love their little nuggets both their kids and their fried chicken. Are you fucking sure with these real? The KFC the next day flying should have been sorry about the little nuggets thing. We didn't say

it out loud. Twice in a row. It's suck. The calf.c. nuggets of appreciation meal makes it easy for her to enjoy both with a meal. The whole family will love this Mother's Day with new calf.c. nuggets included for free. It's calf KFC's way of showing appreciation for moms everywhere. The average mom spins 97 hours per week on parenting. Why? According to a study conducted by the average mom? Wait, the average mom? That means that there's miles out there delivering way more than that.

Right. That, yes. I, yeah, by my, by my math, this means that the average mom spends all waking hours periding that's. Yeah, that's what you spend about a hundred and plus waking hours. You're, I mean, yeah, that actually feels right to me.

Yeah, that's right. If I'm thinking about it, good, that's, but the average mom, you tell me those moms that have like kids that are 32 years old and do maybe four hours of parenting a week are balancing out the moms doing 278 hours of parenting a week. Like what are you talking about?

That's impossible. Yeah, art, with 13 hours, no no sorry 14 hours a day average But we're taking out and once you get into the school year There's a good Six hours there that we're chucking back in so that gets us a 20 hours really Where like the there are some moms are really going above and beyond the call. I think our nation's a Non-moms need to step up. Wow.

To the point. Wow. There it is. Sorry to say it. It's a KFC's way of showing appreciation from moms everywhere. So they're going to make it really fast. If you want to enjoy a fast satisfying meal from other state, you can get your hands on limited time digital offer by placing a quick pickup order

at participating locations of the KFC mobile app. You can then schedule your order, okay? You can schedule your order starting May 10th through May 14th. And after you place your order, you head to your local KFC restaurant, park in a dedicated VIP parking spot and go inside with the order will be hot, ready and waiting on the quick pickup shelf.

Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Anything to get you out of here as fast as you just slow down outside the fucking just hook it right through the front door at you. Happy Mother's Day. Last but certainly not happy Mother's Day. I got you fast chicken. You need to go pick it up though because I can't drive.

I can't drive from all take your email. You have 8,000 offers from the colonel. It's just in. Pizza Hut has launched the pickle pizza. Ooh, yeah. Pizza Hut announced a new culinary creation. The pickle pizza. Yeah. Building on the recent. Building on the recent researches of pickles. Yeah, I thought they were out for a while, man. I thought we were done with pickles, but they're apparently back.

I'm just saying I heard the words pickle and extinct said in the same sentence a lot. Pizza Hut is taking this trend in new heights with its own twist on the pickle phenomenon by adding the sour, tangy food. Like you don't need to say it. I by adding the sour tangy food. Like you don't need to have. I love this sour tangy food. I love this sour tangy food.

I love this sour tangy food. What have you done to these cucumbers? They're so sour tangy. These tiny flavorful frisbees are really hitting the spot. So in case you don't know what they're talking about. They also didn't create this. This makes pizza. Pickle pie has existed before this. No, okay.

This makes pizza. Okay. This makes pizza hot. The first national quick service pizza restaurant to serve pickle pizza. Solidify the brand at the forefront of culinary trends and innovation. This did it. This did it. This was the final.

Finally. They're solidified. The new pizza hot pickle pizza starts with the hand toss crusts, sauce with buttermilk ranch and top with cheese. Krispy breaded chicken breast season with a kick and Nashville hot seasoning and slice white onions and then load it with spicy dill pickles and a drizzle of buttermilk ranch on top. What is that? Get those onions off there.

Get those onions off there. I would shred that up. I would fucking annihilate that. Griffin, you heard about that. You heard about that. You're layers of buttermilk ranch, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's the, that's a tetral thing.

It's like a tiramisu. Pizza Hut, you're simply using pizza as a platter at that point to serve pickles and fried chicken. Available for limited time only while supplies last, which will be a while. Yes, all these are going to pickle pizza for 1799 at the pizza hot located on 932 eighth avenue in New York City, June 9 through June 11. Can you all fuck off? Wait, no, seriously, June 9th through June 11th, while supplies last at that one pizza. Mm hmm. That's going to make a press. What a fucking party. Pickles. That's going to take us social media by storm with creators showcasing different ways to incorporate pickles into recipes on TikTok. If they have to tell you that,

doesn't it sound like they're defending it a little bit? Not like we found, we found a several cargo freighters full of pickles that we were supposed to use at one of our different restaurants. So here you go. One of the other young brands was supposed to use these. So that's heartbreaking. But Penny Shaheen, the head of food innovation over there,

says with our new pickle pizza, we're tapping into the latest food trends while also putting culinary thought into how they come to life on a pizza. Huh, not good thought, not good culinary thought, not culinary innovation. Just culinary, I guess pickles? Yep, that's a thought.

You've had it. That's also manifested. That's not a selling point to say, hey, us a restaurant thought about food when we made something. The very next line is our recipe is all about great flavor. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, man, sure. Good, yes, good. This recipe is all about bitter, cloying flavor. We went all in on bitter on this one. You guys are going to love this one's bitter and you're going to be why you're just going to be wild for these. God. I planned a surprise birthday trip for my best friend and I to go to

Victoria, Canada. Unfortunately, my dog ate my passport. I'm only a few months before the trip. I applied for a new one with the US government, but it won't be done in time for a birthday. I saw my old passport, but there are a few good size bites taken out of it. Brothers, how do I convince Canada to let me in? That's from passport, pooch panic and Portland. How big are the flights? Yeah. Well, we don't we there's no saying. If they're little cute nibbles, they're going to let you in. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. As long as it's on

the picture or the barcode. There's a lot of extraneous pages in there that no one knows what they're really for. Listen, I've never been to Canada. I have been to Canada. Wait a minute, when I went to Canada. What a roller coaster this paragraph has been. That was fun. Well, it, it, what I remember going, pretty lax. I don't know how chill honestly.

I don't know how it's changed in the meantime, but there was a lot of like, yeah, man, go. I think we told the story about Griffin driving us, driving us into Canada, and they asked, do you all have any guns? And Griffin said, no. And you have to understand we're in a commercial trucking lane because we were going to do business in Canada.

So the window was very much higher than Griffin. So he's kind of looking up at the sky adorningly. And this Canadian man says, do you have any guns and Griffin says, no. And then he says, do you have any drugs or alcohol? And Griffin looks at the back of the man and says, do we? Yeah, that was a fun bit for all parties and attendants.

But then he said no. And he appreciates those. Even those were a nice. It was pretty stoned, that exact moment. Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah, I also remember being asked, how many people are in the vehicle? And we said like nine or something,

because it was like, oh, yeah. When we're on tour, man, that number is so fucking hard to pin down. And then he said, okay, passwords, please. And I was in the fancy, so just Gryffind and I handed in passwords. And he was like, no, I need like for everybody. And we were like, oh, yeah, okay. And then I just panicked and gunned it. And we're not allowed to go back to Canada now.

We did our show, fucking kicked Vancouver's ass, but that was it, no more, we can't unfortunately. According to the US government, a passport is considered damage. It may not be used if the passport has been materially changed in physical appearance or composition or contains a damage defective otherwise non-functioning chip or it includes unauthorized changes, obliterations, entries or photographs has observable wear or tear that renders it unfit to use as a travel document.

And the department either takes possession of the passport or sends a written notice to the bear. So it does seem to me like you're gonna have a tough, this is a tough road hoe. I don't love that there's chips in these things. I don't love that. I can like no surprise there. Have me on like some sort of registry or something

with your chip. No thanks. Can you just put that out actually? Just give the guy a real quick grab. When you get to the border, just tell me you'll be back. Just say like, I'll be back, promise. Here's, here's, here's, oh this is expired. Sorry, my passport's expired.

I didn't know that. Griff, you gotta go, bud. The dog, my dog ate the chip, try and scan it through. It's tell me if you want and you hold up the that sweet peppers with those cute little toe beans. But I'd really actually just like to go in if I could get a steak. I'd like to thank you.

They love Americans up there. I can't get enough. They'll just probably let you side on there. Yeah, let us in anywhere. Do you remember, President Bartlett said that whole thing about how we can walk anywhere, unperturbed because we're assistants of a man. You remember he made that big speech?

Yeah, and that we were merely like xenophobic, like wildly like nationalistic speech. He didn't that one episode where he's like, we're Americans and we can do whatever the fuck we want. And everyone was like, whoa, what? That's probably in season five or like, whoa. What? That's right. That's probably in season five or late. You remember?

Yeah. Hey, listen. Yeah. Justin? Yeah. Next week, next week, we're going to be in Raleigh and Richmond. That can't be right. Hell yeah.

It's the 27 and C serve the vibe to or coming to your house. If your house is the theater, we're're gonna be in Raleigh or Richmond. June 23rd, Raleigh, North Carolina, do a My Brother, My Brother Me, June 24th in Raleigh, do in the adventure zone. We're gonna be playing sexy battle wizards. So Justin Griffin and Dad are gonna be some sexy battle wizards.

So check that out. And then, June 25th, we're in Richmond, Virginia, do a My Brother, My Brother Me. Coming up, we're in Richmond, Virginia, doing my brother and my brother and me. Coming up, we've got shows in San Diego during San Diego Comic-Con, doing Adventure Zone and my brother and my brother and me on June 21st and 22nd July 21st and 22nd, San Diego Comic-Con.

August 31st, we're in Seattle, doing Adventure Zone, September 1st, we're in Seattle, doing my brother and my brother and me. We're also gonna be in New York during New York Comic Con, October 12th, doing adventure zone and New York Comic Con, October 13th, doing my brother and my brother and me in New York Comic Con. The tickets for the Seattle shows go on sale Friday,

June 16th at noon local time, and the New York Comic Con shows will require a badge to attend the shows. There will be badge free tickets available to watch via streaming. Badges for New York Comic Con are available for pre-sale. Now, general sales starts June 21st on sale dates for individual show tickets

to be announced. So keep an eye on our socials. All that information, bit.auislashmackroid to us. This week, me and Travis are gonna be awesome con here in DC. We're gonna do photos and signings and panels and all kinds of stuff and you can get your passes at bit.ly slash awesome con Maccoll Royce. That helps us out when you do that. Come say hi, it'll be great to see you.

We'll see you there. Thanks to Montagne for the use of our theme song, My Life, is better with you. That is, I mean, it's the only sonic bath I need, but just to hedge our bets for our friends, our friends at home, let's provide, we really mucked up the works this week. So let's just sort of clear the pipes out a little bit with a nice healing, a healing sonic bath. Oh wait, can I say something real quick? I wanted to do announcement. You guys were just like chucking on through. Would that be okay?

Can I just say? Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Maybe you can work the announcement into the Sonic bath? No, no, they're not. Sydney and I directed the SpongeBob musical. It's going to be at the Ritterpark here in West Virginia. You can get tickets to pit.au. I forth slash SpongeBob WB.

And it's going to be the last three weekends in June. Um, and, you know, the last one kind of crosses off over into, into the next month, you know, I'm saying, but it's how it's how it's a weekend. It's how they took weekend weekends. We're the June 16th, June 23rd, June 30th, those three weekends, tickets, uh, uh, gone sale at six gates of a six 30 pre-shows at seven Spum shops at eight. It's really cute. We worked really hard on it. And if you could come see it that'd be great. Thanks. That's all. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's better, it's better with you It's better, it's better with you

It's better, it's better with you This is true, it's better, it's better with you It's better with you I love you, my love.