My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 666: It's Your Mouth

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

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Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me and advice show for the modern era. Me, I'm your oldest brother Justin McRoy. And I'm your middleist, most balanced brother, Travis McRoy. Our God is in awesome. God, he reigns from heaven above. He was with all right. All right.

Power and stuff. Our God is in awesome. God. It's me, Griffin McElroy. God's favorite. Griffin's trying to undo the power of episode 666. The devil is always coming for us. The devil is always coming for us.

Is this 666 right now? Yes, and the devil is, and a lot of people are probably listening to this feeling like, should I skip this episode? Because it may be the devil trying to trick me, trying to get me to do bad stuff, trying to cost, trying to sex, and I'm here to say that one, I'm gonna try to create a safe space for you

to be in and give you a little bit of grace, literally the worst grace. Some of them equally, yeah, equally yoked area here. Because the devil is trying to trick me on this one, is trying to trick me on this one. It's trying to trick me on this one. But little to you. I have my own trick for him, which is that I have my armor of faith

and my shield of righteousness and my sword. I was about to give it to you and I knew you'd try to give. Of Jesus and my helmet of purity and my belt of chastity, and my poldrins of Ezekiel. It's his legs. And my 10 rings, 10 rings. He's one of my 10 rings has a holy enchantment on it. And then let's put him in fire. This one gives me even more shield of faith.

Now what I've built here, I've built myself an exoskeleton kind of thing out of the bones of a saint I dug up. Oh, which one? It's kind of a combination, a Saint Bernard. Now what Joseph said is better than what I was going to say, so Saint Bernard. Jerry's the bones of Beethoven. I dug out the dog-devil-ing Beethoven. On an online auction, and he built armor out of it.

And so now, when the devil comes to him to try to trick him or kill him, Travis can be like, I don't think so. And then the devil is like, is that dog bones? And you're like, not any dog bones, famous dog bones. He was dog bones, and he's like, whoa, Benji, and I'm like, you think fucking Benji would fit on this frame? Look at that.

The bones are devil. And he's like, I'm so stupid today. Oh my God. Sorry, just if my head wasn't screwed in. I had to lose that. I'm just having one of those brain fart days. I got a newborn pack at home and I'm not sleeping great. Maybe 666 is the episode where we should just get rippled.

Because I've got some jokes about things happening in the headlines. Whoa, that might be a little bit too edgy. Let me ask the big man. Jesus. I'm trying to stay preyed up. Okay. But it's like really good, but it's like.

I'm trying to stay preyed up right now. It's about to sub thing. And it's like, yeah, I know I'm sure you have some really funny stuff about the people dying. But guys, yeah, it's like, I'm trying to stay preyed up right now. It's about the sub thing and it's like, yeah, I know I'm sure you have some really funny stuff about the people dying, but guys, yeah, it's a killer. And I'm here's the thing, well, yeah, I think, can I talk about the sub thing? No, just so you can. Cause it's six, six, six, we're getting,

can I pray while you do it? Just can't bring it out. Just so I like, okay. You know how comedy is tragedy plus time? Yeah, I'm really afraid that a bunch of rich people go down to see the Titanic. I'm afraid that that flip is gonna happen so fast. I might be asleep and miss it.

And everybody's gonna do all the good jokes. And I'll have missed it. And that's my concern. It'll be a non-standard number. Whatever the result of that equation is. It'll be a, this willard number. Whatever the result of that equation is. It'll be a, this will be on like house flippers. It'll be like, it's a quick flip. I'm saying that the comedy is tragedy plus time equation.

The result of that is going to be factored out to like the hundreds place. Yeah. Because it's not going to be a very big number. Because the amount of time is going to be so short before that thing really turns. Can I just tell you guys my joke and Rachel can cut it out of the show, but you guys will enjoy the joke. Yeah, I love the show, okay. Okay, here comes the joke. BEEP.

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I don't think so. I feel like I did a different deal with the good side. Maybe that's how we're being keeping things in balance, which is different deals there, buddy. I was gonna say a thing about the solstice by the way, but it's yeah happy happy Happy Summer happy Finally our year theme is appropriate

Begun don't waste this this chance. Don't waste it This is an advice show Okay, all right, and what we do is we take your questions and turn them off. We like into wisdom. This is all man. Just see in the number there. My email is scary stuff. Scary stuff gang. Yeah. Hey, Justin, if you don't forward that email to 10 people, be careful. I'm throwing a party with my roommates. And I invited around 20 to 30 people. Wow. You know 20 to 30 people. Is that a wedding?

Is that a wedding around? Are you throwing a wedding? Yeah. That's gotta be it. That's so many people. My roommate suggested we make hot dogs. Oh, snack. Hot dogs has a snack?

Ha, okay, wait, oh, we're gonna get back to the email. The second bed, hot dogs is a meal. Just a snack dog, huh? Are you sure? We, now, like, you couldn't make them and then cut them into like thirds and stick a toothpick in it and you have a third of a bun, right? Yeah, no, it's a hot dog. It's in a bun slider. A hot dog slider. Hot dog sliders with that. That's an open face pig in a blanket.

Yeah, it's an open face. You can find it cocktail Frank's like mommy's to make with the the Frank's red Hots with wrapped in bacon. The choice. That's the same. Yeah, but they don't make they don't make cocktail buns for those which I think is fucked up. to make with the the Frank's Red Hots with the wrapped in bacon. That's a choice. That's a choice. They don't make cocktail buns for those though, which I think is fucked up. They should. That'd be cute. I guess you can just use a little pasta.

Little red smokies, not Frank's Red, Frank's Red Hots, a hot sauce. That's a little red smokies. This is what I was thinking about with the the Bakerette. Oh, man. This is like a little red smokies. Anyway, hot dogs is a snack, which I hardly agree to. I come home to get ready and see 64 hot dogs in buns stacked up on three different trays throughout the party. Oh, one of the 20 people we invited is Joey Chestnut.

We're screwed up, right? Yeah, right. Sixty four hot dogs. Sixty four hot dogs, you fucked up. It's near the end of the party and they're still easily 40 hot dogs. Yeah. I'm also throwing a two day fast and furious marathon tomorrow. Do I suggest everyone eat hot dogs? You must.

If we provide, if we eat one per movie, we will eat. Oh. You got to finish it. That's it, oh, you got to finish it. It's like the kid, the yellow fever episode of Pete and Pete where the kids like measuring out his sandwiches so he eats exactly the right number of the, if you, one per movie, we'll eat them all

by the end of the marathon. So my question is brothers, do I let sleeping dogs lie or force the frankenferters on my fast and furious friends? That's from hot nom treto. Hey, two parties in a row. That's, that is, that's exhausted. Now, I bet I can tell you your birthday

to the month based on that information. Now, I bet you I can tell you your age to the month. To be fair, it's one hot dog per movie, right? And there's 40 left. There's 10 of those bad boys out. Means there's only four people there watching the thing. I don't know if four people watching over the course of two days,

with all 10 fast-of-year counts as a party, so much as if it was a challenge. You're not gonna get, I can't imagine being in the middle of like fate, and be like, I think I could go for a hot dog in two days. I think I'm gonna have another one. This is an interesting thing that I would love to flesh out on a sort of competitive level, which is we all love to watch

these big men eating as many hot dogs as they can. You mean all of us? Everybody on the call or everybody in our... In the hot dog eating contest, Joey Chestnut, the others, the other hot dog eaters. Listen, I love to watch... I love to watch big men watching fast and the furious Griffin. I do love that too.

I would love to watch them eat hot dogs, for sure. Are you kidding me? Ludicrous eating as many hot dogs as he can? Yeah, I think I would like that, thank you. Yeah, I would too. But we all love watching theserous eating as many hot dogs as you can? Yeah, I think I would like that, thank you. Yeah, I would too. But we all love watching these big people eat as many hot dogs as they can in 10 minutes. My question is how many hot dogs can the human body

sustain in a 48 hour period? A sort of instead of a hot dog eating sprint, more of a hot dog eating marathon. So this is an interest science we're getting into. If you haven't, how do we just have the guts for that. I was gonna go a different direction because basically think about this way, two hour movie.

You're eating one hot dog every two hours. Yeah. You put it like that. It's not that big of a challenge. That's what I'm saying. I'm not endorsing sort of cram and cram in it, you know, to an unhealthy degree. Right.

Because you wouldn't wanna be sick. Like if you cram so many hot dogs in the first hour that you get sick and then you can it, you know, to an unhealthy degree. Because you wouldn't want to be sick. Like if you cram so many hot dogs in the first hour that you get sick and then you can't eat hot dogs for a couple hours, you're losing time. This is about pacing yourself and doing what's best for your body so that you can make it all 48 hours. Do you sleep?

Or do you just have hot dog energy power you? You're only watching 10 movies than 48 hours. Unless the movies are Or do you just have hot dog energy power you? You're only watching 10 movies than 48 hours unless the movies are 4.8 hours long. I say towards the end they start to feel that way. They do. They get area of low RAM boxes at those runtimes. I would guess then the 10 fast and furious movies if you add them together would be about 24 hours. So let's limit it to 24. If you crammed all these into one day, could you, how many do you think you could jam? 10 dogs in 24 hours?

Easily. 10 dogs in 24 hours is not even a fucking question, of course, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I get 20 in there? Can I get, can we get 20 in there? In 24 hours, that's a sun, a sun up to sundown. And you know what I mean? I think 20 to me feels like, question it it 20 to me feels like too many hot dogs.

Especially because can I can I hit you with something? The situation that you have Ginned up for yourself means that at some point it will be 545 am yeah in the 24 you can't avoid it At some point be 545 am I gonna be staring this 24, you can't avoid it. At some point, be 545 AM, and you're gonna be staring out of the barrel of one of those two sticks, and I'm not sure you're gonna wanna dangle with it.

I mean, if you started, okay, wait, you start 6 AM to midnight. You got 18 hours, right? It's a 20, maybe you have one at 12.01, go to bed, right? Then you wake up at 6.01, six hours later, you're Then you wake up at six o'clock, six hours later, you're still in the 24 hour window. You got 19 dogs to go. 19 dogs at 18 hours.

You're watching the fast and furious movies. And by the way, but listen, but listen. You can't sleep. No, because here's the thing I'm thinking about now. What are these wrong, screen? This is what I'm thinking about now, juice. Could you eat one hot dog an hour? I think I could eat one hot dog an hour.

But your body is, you're imagining you at noon. Hungry for dogs. Yeah. Okay, the you that is there at noon, hungry for dogs. Yeah, no question. No, also, there's a 4 a.m. version of you. It's like, guys, I can't do another.

I can't do it. I see the divides. I see the divide here, Griffin. Physically, yes, I agree. Griffin physically can eat one Honda in an hour. What Justin's talking about is psychologically, emotionally. You're on, you're, be it the time of day, maybe 4am, or just like dog number, like 16 and you're like, fuck this.

Right? It's like, yeah, there's room, but I look at that dog and I see every hardship I've ever faced in my life staring down at me in hot dog form. I am also not sure there's room because like I don't want to get too deep in my own sort of health, intestinal health journey. I don't know that I void one hot dog. An hour on average. An hour.

An hour, actually, gang, that's a lot. Now that I'm thinking about it, that way that is a lot. Especially if it's all you eat, there's no roughage in there. Oh no. I can definitely be 12. I think we can, definitely 10, I think definitely 12, one every two hours,

definitely 14 to 16, I think is gonna be the range. Right, I don't wanna get all, I think definitely 12, one every two hours definitely 14 to 16, I think is gonna be the range where I spend the rest. I don't wanna get all sciencey building eye on you, but if you can assume 24 hot dogs, you will avoid 24 hot dogs, there is just no way around it. Not all of it, I will turn some of it into more Griffin. You know that's how that works, right?

It fell! Yeah, more hot dog watching energy for the next few years. The lucky sodiums and chemicals and amino acids floating around in those beautiful tubes those are going to become Griffin the rest of how long do you think because we replaced our skin cells in several of the time how long do you think Gryffin would have to eat only hot dogs before Gryffin's entirety is basically my dog hot dog based yeah well there's is basically my dog. It's hot dog based, yeah. Well, there's, yeah. He'd make vitamin D from the sun.

So there's other factors. There's so many ways to get vitamins they don't tell you about. Yeah. Can I just show this out one last thing? Question after? Maybe make it a karaoke in a martin situation where you can only eat when they're eating in the movie. And I think what you'll find is round about movie three or four,

it's gonna get real challenging. I think at that point, their body stopped requiring the sustenance and they're just drinking gasoline when they fill their cars up. You basically, you get the one cookout scene at the end of each movie that you have probably going to look forward to. You're going to see. You're going to see ludicrous at the grill, just like grilling up some, you know, some steaks. And you're gonna be like, oh, thank God.

I'm not gonna cook them go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, ludic, do it. He's doing it. I already did that during the festival. I used to use the bathroom break. It's like, I have to wait until Dom's like, oh, go to go to go to shit. Yeah. It's like five minutes for nothing.

It's all screams. So should we make a plan? Nope, wait for him to come back. Okay. These hot dogs, I gotta say the other thing you guys are not, you are not thinking about here. And it's an essential detail. The hot dogs have been made.

Yeah. The hot dogs have been made and are in the bun. Okay. And then they're going back in the bag. Or, right? And then some kind of container, some sort of, hopefully, things got, please. So the next day, you're not gonna be eating like good hot dogs.

Fresh off the grill, you know, you know, brioche buns, thought, you know, the one perfect line of mustard. Like, it's not happening. No, no, no, you're gonna eat a gummy weird Dog and you're gonna eat ten of them. I mean, I don't know guys and it's time goes on We're all this is over 48 hours so by the time you get to the 10th dog These hot dogs are older than they've ever been and now they're even older It's got really comfortable in the refrigerator.

They have their own, like, yeah, just put me back in my slot. I can't even, I can't even heat these up anymore, guys. It's just what's the fucking point? I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, I do, it's a lot, but I would, I would just murder for a hot dog, not greater a dog. Yeah, man.

And now it's like a fancy, broad, or what, not give me a Oscar man. Yeah man. And not my little fancy broad or one, not give me a Oscar Meyer Weiner. Oscar Meyer Weiner in a bun, maybe catch up just to loop things up a bit. I want that mustard and a little bit of railing. I want to get down to Hilboly Hot Dogs, maybe. Oh, fuck no, that's too fancy for me right now. Give me a Sam's Hot Dog, give me a Stuart's.

It's Frostop still open. Okay, get my ass out to lease age, get me some hillbilly hot socks. Yeah, man. All right. Hey, you guys wanna have some hot dogs while we're in Richmond, New York? Yeah, very badly so.

This wizard was sent into us by Brendan, thanks Brendan. It's how to start cursing. So let's be careful. It was tread lightly on this one. Cursing has been around since Roman times. That's hard to believe. I feel like... Fuck us.

Fuck us is good. That's stupid. I feel like caveman's definitely had like a thing they, a sound they made that they all made when they saw like a saber tooth tiger coming at them or a big dinosaur coming. Yeah. There was a certain grunt that you knew meant like oh shit. Yeah, like I'm sorry, that's him Alan. Yeah, but maybe he did. Wow, that means grunts as versatile as these politics.

So, uh, with that kind of longevity, it's safe to say that swearing serves a purpose. Psycho-linguists have noted that taboo words communicate emotional information through more effectively than conventional language. You'd be careful. Don't let us psycho-linguists in your house. No, they have to be invited though. So step one, build a repertoire of curse wards. Draw a list of curse wards. Draw a list of curse wards.

Divide the list into three parts to begin your list with the most powerful squares. Finish with the most benign. Although swearing is a spontaneous act, a database of swear words will better prepare you to swear. Great. That's easy. But that seems I would start with the most benign and build up. That's true.

You don't want to hurt yourself. If you've never cussed before, you don't want to start with like bastard. And you want to do it. You think a bastard's the most benign. Okay, wait, let me ask you this. Yeah, sure. Where do you put ass on the line?

So low. It's benign, right? You can say that and then be like, sorry, I mean, donkey. And then people can't say anything because ass is in the Bible. Sorry, I'm protecting myself with it. It's my armor, my sword and shield and my helmet, my chassis, but it's got the word. It has some swear in it and one of them's ass. Yeah. So, I bet you bad says bastard in the Bible. Probably, somewhere. Oh, yeah.

Just because it's an old word and it's an old book. But yeah, try, that's a good point. You don't wanna start with a F or an S because that could, you're not gonna do it right. Especially if you've never cursed your own your friends and it's been like they've all been cursed thing and you have it and it's noticeable, right? And then just one day you're like,

man, that fucking teacher, right? They're gonna, like, they're gonna get whiplash doing a double-gay. It's gonna be, although I will say this, Rachel almost never cusses, which makes it, which makes it when she does cuss, it hits like a tactical smart missile.

It is so good every single time. I will never be, I. I have already worked up such a debt. I have a crude, such a terrible swearing debt that there is no, unless I went like fully like, air a mite for 10 years and then came back down from the wilderness and was just like, ass! Like there's no comparison. I made a realization recently, you know those like goofy sounds that primarily, I think are associated that dads make, but I think any parent can make them,

where they're like, oh, oh, when something goes wrong, right, you're dropping something, you trip on something. Yeah. And like for me, what I this, those sounds are my, there's kids around version of fuck. Why are you guys like, I drop something and I want to say fuck, but there's a child near me,

so I just go, whoops, almost dropped it, right? And it makes me sound so like down homey, dadded, but I'm really just going, fuck, I dropped the fucking girl. It's a Midwest fuck. They still have a tour, not only on meaning, but I'm really just going, fuck! I dropped the fucking gun! It's a Midwest fuck. Basically, a repertoire not only on meaning, but on sound.

Sound conveys meaning, and sometimes renders emotion clearer than a word, which has literal meaning, like Travis has just said. I probably could have skipped this one. I feel like Travis covered it. Although it does bring up a good point that like most swears are interjections, and it's hard to do a two syllable one of those. That's why I like bastard,

because it's, you know, you get like piss, ass, shit, but you don't have like a shit it. You don't have a lot of those. I would say I would make dammit into one word. Dammit the way that they used, right? Dammit. Yeah. Okay, so let's start getting into some of the reasons why you might want to do a cuss.

Swear for pain. Yeah. You're activating the fire flight response, which leads to a surge of adrenaline and an analgesic effect. So when I say, when I hit my finger with a hammer, and I yell, purse, that's for my health.

I'm doing that to make the finger hurt less. Yeah, you like the pain out. Curzing is just weakness leaving the body. You know what I mean? And the article does provide this helpful stuff. Use your A list for pain swears. Oh, who? Because that has the most sort of ass pain soothing effect.

Asshole. Oh fuck. Astard. Real monsters. Real monsters. Curse to take control when you're face with a bad situation. Swear, it can give you a sense of power and control.

Hey guys, hey guys, fuck. This is mine now. This shows mine. Now this is Travis's The Captain now. You can curse. You can curse. Curseing helps your your pain tolerance. Yeah. I heard about you put your it is a study where people put their hands in the ice bucket and then they took it out when it's like too much. You can't do it. I heard about, you put your, it is a study where people put their hands in the ice bucket and then they took it out when it's like too much, can't do it.

But if you put your hands in the ice bucket and then you start fucking cursing like crazy, you could keep your hands in there longer. That's so good. When you say study, do you mean ever said to mythbusters that that was on? No, it was a scientific study. Uh-huh. On mythbusters. Based inspired by Allah. Yeah,

these will be in the style of the style of it. It's sort of myth musters scientific pastiche. Yeah. I think it's been very reassuring. The myth remained unbusted. I think it was a great myth that they said was not a myth actually they said it's solid It's just it was reading Adam just right now just ask just if you remember that just it is reading actually a double blind scientific study called Mythbusters Busters and it's where they sort of double check the work that they the go work that they do there that's now that study doesn't even exist i think that's part of the myth busters busters all right uh... so swear to replace violence with verbal retribution now this

i now this i can get it and off mine here in the sword that's what i'm saying uh... so uh... it was wearing a lot of you'd respond forcibly to other people's offenses without resorting to physical violence. Man, that's great. Sometimes when a fight is about to break out, I'll see one of them just go like, fuck. And the other person's like, what? Ouch!

Like, wow! And then they have to curse because they had experiencing pain. And then they got their rap battle. That's how rap battles, most cuss battles and rap battles and poem jams get started. Curse to get a laugh, swearing with your friends can be fun, exchanging curses without really meaning them

is like a verbal toss and catch. Creating curses, creative curses. Fuck, ass. Fuck, ass. Use your AB or CLS for this one, combine curses, the audit accommodation, the funnier. There's a picture with an example on it in this article that uses punctuation marks for the cuss words, which seems like if you're trying to help me learn how to cuss, maybe

have the strength of your convictions to actually show the cuss words. And so the one that they've come up with, and I'll fill in the blanks with my own sort of cuss words. My fucking head feels like a fucking cantaloupe. Hahaha. Why? Why does it feel that way? Huh. And there's a weird thing for it to feel.

And the three people in this picture are laughing. I'm trying to think of like what the sort of delivery of this line, if we had like a very prestigious dramatic actor and Edward James almost, if you will, saying like my fucking head feels like a fucking cant. This is a Logan Roy. Justin, give me a Logan Roy read on this please. My fucking head feels like a fucking kettle-up.

That was- God damn, good juice. Cheers. Cheers. Whoa. That is kinda Logan Roy in here. And no one move. Wow.

That was like Travis Cartman, love. That was really good. That was a MacRae brothers, master of impression as long as you're not expecting it to be good. Yeah, and I can't think about it. The list of people not expecting it has to include the performer. Yeah.

Just as the swear to relieve tension after a close call, like a accident. You have something. Yeah. I have a second before I opened my mouth. I knew it was there. Whoa. I knew it was there.

I just had to hold on because I knew it was there. Yeah. You can never do it again. Let's call it what it is. You channeled it. You did. It was you summoned it. You conjured it, which feels bad to do on this episode.

Yeah. You shouldn't be messing with those forces. So I'm going to jump ahead a little bit, swear softly, but with feeling to add emphasis to what you're saying. It shows that something is important to you, swearing while playing a sport, for instance, is quite common. But you're playing a sport, let's say football, and you swear softly. Yeah.

Fuck that. Oh, the punt, it goes wide, it feels goal punt, goes wide. Yes. Shit. Did you say something? No. No. No, no.

It's between me and my God. Cool example here that they've given is I've got to get my head out of my blank ass. What's it? And start getting, I've got to get my head out of my ass and start getting my serves in. Now what's cool about this picture, I'm guessing this is tennis, what's cool about this picture is that this dialogue is happening in what appears to be a hotel room. So this person's really going through it, huh? This person's really having a hard time meeting it up.

I don't leave that on the court. You can't, it seems like he's struggling with that one element. I'm gonna do one last one and that is swear for good business. You're sharing your true impressions with fellow workers. For your professional associate's cursing is a window into your thoughts. Are you sure? I thought Griffin, you were going to say swear for good, like to raise money from children or to like protect an old lady from bullies to like build up a friend who's having a bad day. You can use cursants for all kinds.

You see some bullies dancing on an old lady, and you're like, hey, bullies. S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S- research. All right, I bet this research was done with a thoughtful hand. Research shows that the liberal use of four letter words allowed factory workers to bond over shared frustrations and to build solidarity. Fuck yeah. Hey, fuck, hey Greg, fuck right? That's right.

Oh my god, you're polishing those servos so fast now. Yeah, it's because you cussed Dennis. Thank you. And it made me feel happy. I feel like I'm one with you, Dennis, because we're both low level in this industry and the cussing makes it go faster. Hey, the one good thing about capitalism,

we're allowed to cuss because we're adults. We're definitely adults. And the image that they have that has a man sitting in our laptop holding his temple, he may be Professor Charles Xavier sort of channeling his abilities, but he says, let's get this damp thing finished and go home. Whoa, fuck yeah.

No, let's be careful, because this guy doesn't look exactly, he doesn't look like a low level factory worker. This looks like an exact, so these words aren't really for you, exact CEOs. Okay. But I'm saying, if there was a Pullman,

I didn't think for Taker, as president, and he was like, let's get this damn thing, finish it, go home. That's the first thing. Well, a music right there, baby. That's yeah, I'm in fucking and or I'm breaking out of the prison at that point. But if my CEO throws up in the door to his office,

which is like above us for some reason, and he's like, let's get this damn thing finished and go home. That's gonna slow me down. And he's like, let's get this damn thing finished and go home. That's gonna slow me down. I'm gonna start, so maybe not even polishing all the stuff. The person does suck, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

But top up, her thing, if he comes down, he's like, how's it going? And then everybody shows, fuck you, bulls me, I get it. That's really good. That's really good. He's always saying things like that to me. Yeah, always leaving me notes like that.

Before we go to money zone, just real quick, I'm curious. If we get on three, say the name of which brother we think curses the most. Like, just on average, right? So sure, sure. We're gonna count down or count on three. One, two, three, name, right? You ready?

One, two, three. Three. Griffin. Wow, juice, three, name, right? You ready? Okay. One, two, three, Griffin. Wow, juice, really? Well, I curse around my kids a lot, so I feel like every, that's an interesting point. I curse when I'm playing, when I'm, when I've put on the mask, when I've put on the mask of Griffin. Yeah.

Then that's when, that's when the, that's when the cusses come out. The cusses are for you. The cusses are not for my little children, because they are Sweet beautiful porcelain angel. I need my kids to understand how it occurs properly. It feels considering what we do guys It feels so to for me everybody has to be there with any choices Considering what we do it feels so hypocritical for me to like those are bad. Yeah. Yeah, those are no no no

Those are the fucking shirt on your back No, no, no, no, those are the fucking shirt on your back. Yeah, we were gonna use them. Learn how to use them properly. They've gotten creative lately. They started calling each other winch. Whoa! They know they'll get in trouble if they say something worse. Wow.

So Cooper, you small winch. I can't believe you did. Oh, you tiny, nothing winch. She said that yesterday. So you've created Shakespeare, you tiny nothing. She's a winch. She's a that yesterday. So you've created Shakespearean children. Yeah. You waste your own.

I'm just glad we all know it's not me. I'm the good one. Yeah, you really don't do it a lot. I don't need it. No, you don't. I'm bigger than both of you. You're a great player. Spiritually, physically, money-saving.

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Profile and latest greatest brand eating. So happy to have you back here on our show. I was so excited when I heard about this story about Wingstop. You guys have a Wingstop in your area? Yeah. Yeah, so it's like a wing joint. And I was so excited because they had secret invasion

seemed flavors. Awesome. Yeah, right? Because apparently, this is I'm in telling people when they do news shows. They're keeping it a secret. Yeah. And this one really is a secret

because I had no idea until this actually brought me the awareness of this event. And Wingstop had two flavors. And then the press release for it is like nothing. I mean, it's a nothing burger. It's so disappointing. So I started to look around, hoping there would be more details.

And I found a story about the new wingstop secret invasion thing on the sun. And the story was about the sun, not the sun, the sun, the US. The American sun that shines exclusively on our incredible nation. So they did a story about this too. And I thought their story was notable enough

that I wanted to bring it for your consideration. This is fun. We've never done second hand. This is like when they used to read the newspaper on TV news. This is great. Buffalo Wild Wings rival adds two new items as part of secret evasion menu. What? Wow. Whoa. Shots. Sorry. Hold. What did you say? That's intense. Fire. That's a popular chicken Right. A popular chicken chain and Buffalo Wild Wings rival. This is the story. A popular chicken chain and

Buffalo Wild Wings rival has added two flavors to the menu. The restaurant is celebrating. They still have not haven't had a way to see bonkers. She'd Buffalo wild wings pay for this story to run. I don't know. I don't know. The restaurant is celebrating the launch of Marvel series secret invasion. Wingstop has launched two new flavors for customers to add to their chicken wings or chicken sandwiches. Neither one of them is good as Buffalo wild wingsings flavors. Yeah. They pale and compare. Wingstop has launched two new flavors for customers

to add to their chicken wings or chicken sandwiches. Customers can now choose from the following options when ordering via the Wingstop app or at wingstop.com only. Secretly sweet, which is a mango, habanero and tangy citrus balance with rich Asian flavors. Don't mind if I do. And flavor invasion. Save regardless.

Toss with bold, Cajun seasoning and buttery parmesan. Don't mind if I also do. Thank you very much. Thank you both. Both flavors have a maximum spice rating of three flames out of three. Okay. But here's the thing. Yeah.

That seems quite spicy. Well, it's the maximum Griffin. So it's the hottest thing that there could possibly be. The options are part of the store secret menu. And only customers who are logged in will be able to see the flavors. So if you're just browsing, forget about it. You can't get them. But I can't get them at the store, right?

No, they're a secret. They're a secret. If you ask the employees, they'll call the call. They'll say, shut the fuck up. What are you doing? Nick, Nick Fury, get out here. We got someone else for you to kill, including these new additions. Wingsop customers can choose from a total of 14 flavors or and it says this in the story, including these new two new additions. Wingsop customers can choose from a total of 14 flavors or get their chicken plain.

Huh, sure, yeah. It's nice to know that the option is there because sometimes I worry that I'm going to ask for it plain and they're going to be like, we actually legally can't do that. Yeah, so you'll have to hurry as secretly sweet and flavor invasion will only be available through July 9th. So we could start our own sort of chicken chain called thigh town. And in thigh town, it's all about

the bird. That's the motto. We celebrate you. Come on into thigh town where it's all about the bird. Do we have sauces? Yes. They're all secret. And we're gonna look at you like, ooh, you wanna toss up our bird? It's pretty good without, are you sure about that? We are thigh town, we specialize in the bird. Okay, I guess so, it's your mouth. It's your mouth is also a really great town. It's a great town. thigh town.

It's your mouth. It's your mouth. That's cool because it references two different body parts. And so people are like, what? What? What? We couldn't go at mouth town. That's already taken by the music shop across the street. mouth town.

It's your thigh. This story continues. Wingstop chain is one of several rivals to Buffalo Wild Wings. Which itself, Hey listen, somebody's got to write a story about this. Hey Derek, your dad owns above the Wild Wings, but you write about this. Hey, Derek, your dad owns above low wild wings, right? You write about this, which itself just launched two new flavors this month. Since June 1st, Buffalo

wild wings customers have been able to choose from general service. And sweet chili lime sauces. These sauces kick ass. I knew limited edition sauces embody the perfect fusion of sweet, spicy, and savory. This perfect to enjoy throughout the summer said Tristan Maline, the chief marketing officer at Buffalo Wild Wings and my dad. However, it is unclear how long these flavors will stay on the menu. Okay. Wingstop isn't the only fast food joint to add some Marvel theme menu items in recent weeks. Yeah, clearly. Burger King also got into a Marvel mood with the launch of its new Spider-Man

Whopper in May. Did you guys have one of those, by the way? No, I haven't. No, I didn't. Meaning there. I don't even know where a Burger King is. I don't know the last time I saw't. No, because meaning there. I have them up because I don't even know where a burger king is. I don't know the last time I saw one. Released to celebrate the new Spider-Man movie, Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse, the sandwich controversially features a red bun. Yes, we did talk about this.

We talked about this. Right. Despite some critics online saying they would never try it, the burger has been so popular that it's been selling out in many stores. Meanwhile, McDonald's is making some key improvements to its signature. Can you imagine being the PR guy for wing stopping? They're talking about a fucking another place. How many recipes are story?

I'm sorry. We only wrote a two paragraph press release that didn't even say something like, get ready for a mission, get ready ready for flavor mission agent because you're gonna we tried to do a normal one you're not gonna get the call up to the big show if you don't have a quote from Samuel Jackson talking about these mother fucking wings or so mother fucking to something you know like you got a curse. My motherfucking head feels like a motherfucking cantaloupe. I'm gonna fucking die over it. Please fucking help me.

Why are you laughing? I could tell you how old I am and you would not believe it. God, I love these wings. God, these wings are good. You guys want another question? Yeah, I'd love another question. 70, wow, 74. I told you. And and credit. I told you. No matter how old stable a Jackson is, that number will never stop.

We'll never stop amazing, man. Um, what's amazing? Okay, here is our next question. My next door neighbor was making a fountain feature in his front yard to cover the spot where he couldn't go grass. I have a bunch of random gravel in my yard. I told him he could take all he needed. He took one of my big decorative rocks and put it in his fountain, which honestly, whatever, it's just a rock. Hey, listen. Here's the kick. It's okay. This is a, we understand.

You're coming to our house. We understand this. You don't have to couch it. Yeah. Here's the kicker. He's now telling the neighbors that the rocks in my yard are free. Oh my God. Brothers, how do I possibly handle telling the neighborhood that my own decor is not fair game? That's from walk and walk and wall in water. That's really good.

Really straining from the, uh, a literary. They're respective. Um, you see your neighbor that took the rock talking to a different neighbor. As soon as all you, what do you say? What did he say? What did he tell you? What do you tell about my rocks? Right now.

Oh, fuck that guy. Um, you see signs sometimes, especially in this area, a lot of like free fire would like firewood free or like on a couch, right? You'll see like free when that really means trash. Yeah. But like sometimes it'll say free.wood, like firewood, free, or like on a couch, right? You'll see like free, when that really means trash. Yeah, but like sometimes it'll say free. I don't, you don't see a lot of signs that are like, not free. Not free.

Like not free. Would probably not free would actually probably draw more attention that I wouldn't even have thought about stealing your rocks, but then I see signs like not free, it's like what don't I know? Well, did I make it an I see a sign is like, not free. It's like, what don't I know? Well, did I make it an offer? Now I'm like, okay, so what, like 10 bucks? 20. How much did he offer? I'll go higher. Forbid. Up for bid.

Yeah. Or best offer. Not free, oboe. Just off the top of my head, I'm going to say scorpions. If you sort of introduce a colony of scorpions into your front yard, who anytime someone picks up a rock, there's just a big juicy nasty looking scorpion under there. They're gonna, they're gonna high-tail it immediately. Well, then you only need, then you only need one scorpion. It sounds like a scorpion who's, like, okay, so if you, okay Travis, this is a good point.

If you have one real honey pot of a rock, a real just a glistening, just geo. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's absolutely nice. And you put your biggest, nastiest fucking scorpion under there. Yeah, that's a good point. You're only gonna need the one scorpion.

Well, sorry, you'll need a lot of that one scorpion because my response, if I pick up a big rock and I see a scorpion underneath it that is looking like he's gonna attack me, then I'm gonna do something with my hands that would be very easy to make that scorpion now a non-threat. This is where I'm gonna scare you.

There's not a carapace in my dude. Yeah, but this Gio's fucking huge dude. Oh, that's true. But that's tank, man. Tank's's fucking huge dude. Oh, that's true. But that's tank man. Tank's been through fucking worse. Yeah, that's true. He's a hard ass but and he's trained, right? So you can also come inside.

Because once he's done his job once and work at the Ram as a Scorpion there, he tanks out of a job. Now he comes in and he lives with you. Now he's your friend. What about a scare guy? A scare guy. That's good. Yeah, it's like a scare coat a scare guy? A scare guy. That's good.

Yeah, it's like a scare crow, but it's just a guy. And he sits out by the rocks and he looks very eager to talk about something. Like, so this is a real human guy. Yeah, and you understand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like a mannequin or made a straw, but he's got a box of clothes, right? Cause a scare-crow's not like a straw. A scare-crow. A scare-crow's scare-crow's scare-guy's scare-guys. And it's a lot of fun.

That's an demonic Justin uses to remember. Yeah, it's a little, I invented that. And what you do is you give him like a bunch of pamphlets for the church of Latter-day Saints or something like that. And it's like, if you know if you get too close to this guy, he's gonna be like, do you know where you're going to die? Yeah, I, I mean, you put a voice,

you put a voice box in it. So if motion active gets too close, you know where you're going to die? And then they're not gonna get anywhere near your run up, because you got a scare guy up. I guess sort of my hang up here, juice is that we use, you're kind of think really hard of free. No, no, I don't know.

I thought about it really hard. Okay, I was listening to everything you were saying. It didn't change it. For go ahead. When you scare crows, you need a fake guy to do it. Yeah, when you scare guy, maybe you need a big fake crow to do it. And when people get too close to the fake crow, you can say like,

I know where you die. I know. Okay, guys, here's, I'm gonna actually cut, it would work, I would not go anywhere near those rocks. Here's the thing, guys, there's flaws in both your plans that I'm gonna combine and make it work. There's two perfect plans, you're gonna be able to do it. If you're not coming with us with a third, great plan, Travis,

then what do you do? I am combining both your plans to make a beautiful moulange of, okay, okay, let's do it. Let's do it. After a while, Justin, people are gonna start the catch on that your scare guy, is it mannequin, he hasn't moved? Right, they're gonna notice. But then what's that?

It's been like a week. What's that giant bird doing on the roof? And then week three, scare guy is gone. He's been taken by the bird. Hey, why don't we replace scare the scare? Why don't we replace the guy with the crow and then the crow will say, this is where I went when I done. And it's like he's got reincarnated as the giant crow. Yeah, that protects your rock. Now, I do not know how that fits into the message of the Church of Latter-day Saints. Yeah, but it's

going to make a fucking, crow graphic novel series, hell yeah, it's gonna be awesome. TMTM, TMTM, TMTM, TMTM. TMTM, TMTM, you fucked up so bad. They fucked up worse. I'm not saying that they didn't. No question. No question.

To go the audacity of this, to go to your neighbors and be like, hey, you want some free rocks because this guy gave me some, which must have been that all of his shit. That means you can tear his house down, plank by plank and like, hey, you want some free rocks because this guy gave me some, which must have been that all of his shit. That means you can tear his house down, plank by plank and take whatever the fuck you want. They have to take the wrong rocks, though. This guy had decorative rocks.

Yeah, but- If you said gravel and they took a big rock, a big beer for rockers. I'll tell you exactly how it went like this. Hey, do you mind if I see you have some extra gravel if I use some of it. And then I'm betting question, ask your, you said the phrase, yeah, take whatever you want. And what you meant, what you meant of the gravel, but what they heard and he thought whatever yeah, so you I'll have your son to raise his my own. Yeah, give me your Xbox

now for my yard I think question ask her the real villain in the tale as I'm rereading a question Let's see if we can let's see if we can find them capitalism I have a bunch of random gravel in my yard and I told him oh he take any that he needed. Here's what I'm gonna say you mind your fucking business. Yes. You wanted right as nobody asked you to intercede. You had a connection and that was your mistake. And hey, what the fuck are you doing with two different types of rocks in your y'all? Yeah. Yeah. Just a hundred hundred. Just a big one. Huh? some rocks for the rest of us there.

Thank you so much for listening to our podcast, my brother, my brother, me. We hope you've enjoyed yourself. Thank you to the hordes and hordes of people who I imagine came out to Richmond and Raleigh this past weekend. We're recording this before the thing, but I have to imagine it was like Beatles, Mania, level.

That means so much to us. Thank you. I'm sorry to all the people who got trampled, but like man, it's your fault. You know, you run with the big dogs. You're gonna get trampled. I want to say thank you to everybody that came out and saw the SpongeBob musical.

I met a couple from Lexington. I met some folks from Charleston who came in just to watch a show. This is the last weekend. I'll be there. If you come into town, please say hi. If you go to spongebobwv.com, sitting on Directed the Show, you can get tickets there.

And it's like, it's a hoot and a half. And I'll be there and I would love to see you. And thank you very, very much for considering the trip. Everyone who's seen it says the best thing since cast on Broadway. Great. But there's just a little bit more time to get merch for the month of June.

She'll Bethany Penn. Thanks for vibing, keeping it tight, tank top. We got the saw bones commemorative coin and 10% of all merch proceeds this month. We'll go to a quality Florida, which is dedicated to securing. Followed quality for Florida's LGBTQ community. Just a few more days for some of that stuff

and then we'll have new stuff in July. And then we also have some more shows in the 20 Sun and Sea Surf, the Vibe Tour San Diego. We're coming there for Comic Con July 21st and 22nd. Seattle, we're going to be up there for PAX August 31st and September 1st. New York Comic Con October 12th and October 13th. We're going to be doing shows tickets for San Diego and Seattle are on sale now. You can get info and ticket links at bit.ly slash macroi toursours. And, Travis, you got something coming up. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so actually next weekend or this weekend, yeah, if you're listening to this on the 26th, this weekend, I'm going to be at Supercon in Miami.

Um, a portion of that is going to equality Florida. And I'm going to be at Jincon August 3rd through 6th, bit.ly slash McRoy tours will give you all the details for Jincon and such. Turn the page. Yeah, I'm touring a lot. Yeah. Travis is a road dog. You gotta get out there and see him.

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