My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 667: Face 2 Face: I’ll Miss You, Little Sailor Man

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

Live from Raleigh, NC, the place where the sun make car hot – not wet or cold, how weird is that? But seriously, there are some banger questions from the audience about bee counting, astronomically famous YouTubers, and the accuracy of Slimer's buttcheeks. Suggested talking points: Yard of Soup; The Piss Boy 5000, The Drone You Can Piss In; Whopper Perversions; Stolen Valor, Free Looksies; My Girl Disease; Nora Ephronepherine World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/  

Maccrowey brothers are not experts and Their advice should never be followed Oh Travis and sister's a sex expert But if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up you cool baby? What's up you cool baby? It's a side of something beautiful.

A small quainton has gossips, it's rapid, into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you, this is true, it's better, it's better with you. My life is better with you. Hello everybody and welcome my brother and my brother me and my vice-show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McAroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McAroy. And I'm your sweet baby brother in 3030 media luminary, corporate Griffin McAroy. We are so happy to finally be here at Rolly North Carolina. Thank you for having us. This venue, can I say, is it newer? It feels newer to me. Newer than what? Because we play in a lot of like Vodville houses in 1920.

Here's the thing, when we go into them, we always have to look around and be like, wow, it's beautiful, wow. But it's old. And you go back and it's all old and small and bad because they made it 100 years ago and nobody cared. New places though? Big rooms back there.

Big bathrooms. Big rooms. Big comfy bathrooms to hide your sins. Yeah, sure I was in the orchestra dressing room. That was just mine. I had six toilets. No problem Strangely all facing each other acoustics. We're yeah, you know, and it's weird Travis still found me to talk to me even though I'd hidden myself like the hunchback of Notre Dame in my, in my belt tower. This is the problem of Justin's pre-show is,

I wanna pretend like other people exist, and my pre-show is I wanna bother my brother. Yeah, it is a bad loop that we have where there are two incompatible ways of repairing the energy we require to do this for you. It's, yeah. That's why our live shows are always so disappointing. This being no exception.

I was telling Jess at about backstage that I was talking about concerts I've been to recently and I'm very sad about this. I went to AwesomeCon last weekend to see with Griffin and it meant missing a matchbox 20 concert that I bought tickets for a year prior. Stuff, stuff. I know it's tough. Listen, sometimes when you're an adult, no, but the rest of it was, I was going to say that I went to, I was talking about Dave Matthews band concert. I went to legit and my favorite thing was between each song,

he would talk to the audience. And basically, everything he said was the most awkward, like, hippie, uncle thing. Like, I think my nephew and niece and other people, smoke weed. And I want them to know I support it, but I'm going to be funny about it. So he would say stuff like,

I hope everybody out there is real relaxed to this scene. And I'm like, or he, at one point he said, smells like you all are having a great time. Now, but wait a minute. How many more clever ways did Dave Matthews have to come up with

to ask you all for weed before one person acquiesced and gave him some weed. No, because here's the thing. When he did his august, he played one song and then left the stage. And by the time we exited the venue, the tour buses were leaving. I don't think anyone gave him weed and he was upset. How many at times did I have to add? Wow, we're so happy to be here with you. Thank you for having us. We are an advice show. That's true. And what we do is we take your questions

and we turn them alchemy-like into wisdom. But first, dammit. That went on long enough. I thought we were going to skate past. I know. What Travis told us was going to happen, but here we are. So for a while I've been doing a bit on the show called Abnamals. Thank you. And I was doing some Abnamals research and I came across an agency.

In the lab. In the lab with my robot, Trarap-Wall 5,000, who looks sexily like me. Don't worry about it. And I was going through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villains. Okay, I was gonna say, that's Dicey territory. Their shells are ripped. I came across an entry. And so the...

That was a little... Liz did my makeup-up tonight. Hey Liz, let's hear it. There's a story behind that, yes. And so, Paul, if you can pull it up please. It's Hitler. So we're gonna play a little bit... For the millions. for the millions.

For the millions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a few millions, are we sure? Okay, you can judge that, Justin. You can judge that all you want, but if you turn a corner and hitlers there, and you're like, ah, fupa! And you have no time to think of what to say. I think for the millions is kind of middle of the road of the things you can yell when you, and it makes his message clear.

Yeah, sure. You know what he's talking about. You know which side he's on for sure. I mean, it's like for the dog. You know what the fuck you're talking about. Or what if you just yelled pizza time? Psh. I'd go with third rike, you're out.

And that's good. But you had time. You had time. Just now. Okay. I'm going to read you. I had, let's say this, I didn't have as long as the person writing the comic book. You had time. Just now. Okay. I'm going to read you. I had, let's say this, I didn't have as long as the person writing the comic book.

That's fair. I'm going to read you the entry, the description of their encounter, and I'm going to have you guys guess the end. Okay. Oh my god. I'll just read it. Hitler's brain was still functioning decades after World War II and powered a time machine. Obtaining a robot body, Hitler travels back to World War II to find his past self. The Hitler from the future was destroyed by the turtles while the past Hitler tries to get the brain

only to be punched by Rafael. See, above. Hitler points a gun at the turtles just as they were about to leave. Leonardo convinces Hitler what? What? Okay, is it Leonardo of Ninja Turtle's fame? Convince Hitler's out of Hitler to give up on the business.

I mean, I don't know, you know, the bad stuff, and just become an artist full full time. You're coming down pretty hard on Hitler I mean his job could his job could his job quit your job and could become a the war job and then become Artists that actually might be it um I'm gonna say to stop just stop such a fucking A-hole about everything. Oh man, you guys know Paul Reveal? Leonardo convinces Hitler that he is in hell and they are demons that have come for his brains. They told the dictator that they already have his soul. Hitler shoots himself in the head.

that they already have his soul, Hitler shoots himself in the head so the turtles can't recover his brain. I mean, they don't call him the world's most fearsome fighting team for nothing, guys. That's an advanced level maneuver. Woo! I mean, okay. Yeah. All right. Demons kick in the door to your bedroom.

They're like, we got you. We got you. Don't like, we got you. We got you. But you get to pick. We get your brain or we get your soul. You get to choose. I'm going to go brain every time.

Because no, no, no. They get you but you get to pick we get your brain or we get your soul you get to choose I'm gonna go brain every time because no no no they told the dick dinner that they already have his soul. That's what I'm saying Man, this is wild. Why did they write this? I don't know I Have to assume from the art style and the general drug that nature of it. It was the 90s. Yeah, sure. Whatever. Sure. At that point, everybody loved it. OK, OK, OK.

I do have to ask, was there no point during the adventure leading up to punching Hitler, where Raphael thought, I should take off my hand. This isn't, this doesn't feel right. I gotta wait. Yeah, let's see him in. Because I think it says. I gotta wait, yeah, let's do them in. Because I think it says Turtle Land. Turtle, well, hold on.

I think some letters are missing. I do think it says Turtle Island. Oh, maybe, yeah. It's, yeah, wow. Cool. Thanks for sharing that Travis. Anyways, that's the beginning of our show. Let's do a question. A couple weeks ago I spilled a whopping 32 ounces of soup in my cool car. Most of it going down into the difficult to reach mechanisms and upholstery

under the seat. I mean that's how soup, you know. It's how soup does. It moves into. It's going to go down every single time. cleaned it up pretty dang good, but my car still smells like it cures the sniffles How do I may in my car stop smelling like soup? That's from grandma's famous cure for the common cold mumbiel P.S. It says here. This is interesting the North Carolina summer sun famously makes cars very hot inside Oh, that is fascinating Oh wow the game changer right there. In my land, the sun does not make hot. So I, in DC, sun makes N-car cold.

It's weird, but. It's a weird, kicky thing about North Carolina sun hot. In Ohio? In Ohio? Sun makes hot wet. Whoa. In DC, moon hot. What kind of soup? Chicken noodle.

That's what we're talking about. We're taking back sage to a chicken noodle, but I'm happy with that. Oh boy, that a chunky soup. That a chunky soup. That's so much soup. Why do you have so much soup though? Yeah. 32 pounds, that's like two pounds of soup.

Do you run that? It's not. It's different ounces, isn't it? Yeah. Did you say it was two pounds of soup? Yeah, it's not. Probably two pounds. Probably two pounds of soup? Yeah, it's not. Probably, you know, it's just like a pound.

Probably around there, yeah. Well, that does not track, Trav, but... Lots of different weights. It was a meter of soup. It was a yard of soup. One stone of soup. We couldn't decide backstage. We got into a little, and I think

maybe this would be a good bus sequence. It's like, what would be the worst part to get out of your car? Oh, yeah. See, Travis had chicken and I feel like noodles all day. The gummies. No, the yoke, because they dry out eventually. Chicken dry out, get old? No way.

Well, that's thinkin' with Travis. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That would be pretty good. Yeah, that's a lot of soup. I just had a to harp on it, but that's so much too much to I'll say that's too much to carry that much in your car that's super is what we call that You're just inviting it to spill Once on my friend Bobby Glasser dropped a big- spryte, fresh out the dryer from the dials in the back seat of my car.

It was very drunk at the time. It was really jerky. He said, oopsie, Daisy, which is the first time I've ever heard anyone say that in public who's not four. And it's also important to note it was seconds after he'd been handed that. It was so soon, but that is just like, I actually let it sit in the car because it was pretty late and I was extremely tired and mad. But the next one, I just went out there with some towels and just soft up the good sprite. I had no chunkage to deal with.

I don't think Sprite smells bad over time. Yeah, there is a sticky factor though. There's a sticky factor. There is a sticky factor. Yeah, but it was in the back seat. I, yeah, that's a burner seat. That's a good point. That's not too much soup, but.

If the smell is the problem, you could take up smoking. That's a good point. That's not too much soup, but if the smell is the problem, you could take up smoking. That's good. Sell it on a cold day. Before the sun has had a chance to do its dark works. I'm gonna say if you can get some freshly baked bread in the car to get some of the good bread stink going, oh I think you can just solve it up. I mean if you need to, I guess you can do it for that, but I'm talking about getting just the aroma going in there.

And then whenever people come into your car, you could like fashion your own like thing out of marker and cardboard that is like a glaed plug-in that says Panera Bread on it. Mm. And then people will be like, well, it does smell like soup in here, but it also smells like bread, and it says Panera Bread right there. So obviously it's a whole thing they're going for. They couldn't possibly have spilled two pounds of soup.

When ever a friend rides with you, always have a cup of soup and a cup of boulder. And they're like, well, that's it. That's why I'm- That must be it. That's why it's a thing wouldn't have brought 32 ounces of soup in their car and spilled it. Hey, at least it wasn't lentils.

You would have to drive that car into a lake. It's done. I, then 32 ounces is not the amount, but there is an amount of soup that I could spill in my car where I would just, just not. I would just be done with it and I don't think that looks, I need that. What is the amount? Is it lower than 32 ounces? No, it's more and more, more and more, but there is an amount where if they're like spilled, I'd be like, I can't. Now it's an art piece. There's like, I would be kind of like,

oh, you know when these people, have you seen this where they walk places? I'd be one of them. A podiatrist. I could be that, or I could, I could just lean into it and be like, kind of a, kind of a house guy now.

Yeah. Like a local dirt bag. He's that way, is that way? lean into it and be like kind of a outskine now. Yeah. Like a local dirt bag. Is that way? Is that way? Is that how like when you're a recluse? Is that how recluse happens? Is it what I'm saying?

It's like, it's my car. It's those two bad. Might as well just board it all up. All right, no, I'm saying the car was still bad and it would be like the one keystone that's kind of been keeping me on civilizations. Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, yeah, I don't know.

I drive a car that's just as soup every, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you mean a sloshy mobile. Yeah, that's fun. I work an entirely outdoor job with rare opportunities, if any, to use a real toilet while on shift. What is the minimum acceptable distance from my coworkers? I can be to do my business?

If I don't have something like a tree or a bush to break the line of sight. That's from you're on the plane. That's from pondering piss in the peedmont. The correct answer is if there's no tree or bush or wall or car or large animal or physical object behind which you can obscure your act? Then the answer is beyond the curvature of the earth. Yeah. Second star to the right and straight on tell morning.

It's hard to answer the questions. I mean, that's what that's if you believe that the earth is round. Okay. It's hard to calculate this. This would be a quick way to figure it out. Yeah. Oh, where's he going? Oh, he had to piss.

I don't want to see that. He doesn't want you to see it. Where's he going? Where's the zero scape? Where's the zero scape? There's nothing here to guard. These are all. Whoa, no. Think about the worst seats guard. These are all, whoa, no.

Think about the worst seats you've ever had at a concert, right? The worst you've ever seen, you ever had a baseball game. If the cat in center field drops his pants and starts peeing, you're really, really, really, really far away away. And I get a Ron T that if that person drops pants and starts pissing, it will be noticed by a large swathe. Yeah. And there's a lot of people out there, right?

Right. If he was the only person on the field and dropped his pants and started being absolutely 100% of the audience is gonna recognize that. Now, wait a minute, Justin. Yeah. What if your baseball player on the field would continue your thing? This is already pretty fan-

There's the goal that I'm gonna play baseball, but go on. Base is loaded, okay. Two outs. What's that? A grand slam. Everyone's looking. You can get away.

Oh, real quick. So what I'm saying is you need a distraction This is where the drone comes in what drone you say that's right. It's boy to 5,000 the curve the curve drone you piss in No, no wait, I'm gonna go look over there someone's pissing But a different direction different directions. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was our own model. We don't sell that in here. We don't sell that in here. For that reason. That was the Bisboy 5,000 shows up when you need it. He did since just because we put notes in your bladder. Right, and I really got it. I really got a piss. I get it. If I say, hey, look over there. If I say, I really got a piss.

Woo! I would look over at the person with the controls like, hold it, fucking steady. You don't piss in the piss boy anymore. No, the piss boy is a distraction now. You piss in the piss boy. No, listen. Otherwise it's called that.

Because I'm a real reason. I can't stress it. No, no, no, no. Here's a problem with the piss boy 5,000. That'll fool me once. But then I see on Twitter like, hey, when everybody was looking at the piss boy 5,000, Chris Sabo was fucking letting her rip out on center field.

I would be like, first of all, the piss boy 6,000 for that reason. That's a stopgap. So 5,000 is a stopgap. I'm saying until we can fix the cut off your journal with the blades of the van problem. I'm saying it's basically half drone, half bed pan. It comes down from the sky. Wait, hold on TNTM

You've cracked the success and if you've been in our lives No one had no one no one can judge you for being in a bed pan hospital folk do it all the time This is just one that happens to you patients, right Justin? Yeah, you know a doctor patients, right? Yeah, man But I bet doctors have get busy Dr. Patience, right? Yeah, man, but I bet doctors have get busy. Can you? They get swamps with work and can't get away. And they need special help.

Travis, I have also been in the lab and saw some early prototypes of the Pistpoise 6000. And I just want to say, like, I don't think we need it to talk. That's it. And if I can clivel about the 7000 and think, that was the one that we're in the same house. They need you anticipate the need just. Yeah, no, no, I love that.

And I love that. We love that. But when it comes down to me on the field, and it's like, ready, I don't need it to say stuff throughout. Oh, you don't want encouragement? No, I don't think I don't usually want that for my toilet. He's real But he is and it's stuff like that that I don't actually like very much when he goes yummy. I'm He goes yummy yummy

This is the best be I've ever tasted you don't want to just say that You don't want to just say as he swoops down from the sky Stusty It's me. I do this because I love it, not because I was programmed. You don't want him to say that. Okay, you want him to be unhappy about it? You want him to say,

I wish this wasn't my job, but in this economy, I just thought you'd want him to be excited. How'd it grip him? Nope. Travis, again, four whirling blades. I want him to be as chill as is possible. Excitement, I want nowhere.

Okay, great. Change it to pissing my mouth if you got a bro. No. Just no dialogue. Have you been watching Mrs. Davis? What was the question? Can I piss in a robot's mouth? Yes, yes, yes, you can.

Yes, you can. You must. You want another question? I would love one. I recently purchased a bidet and have since grown up. A piss boy. If you will. A piss boy.

It's the French model. Le Pisse. Le Pisse. It's the French model, Le Pis. Le Pis. Le Pis, a robler. That gave me goosebumps for real, and I don't know why. Okay, that silence is all of us thinking of the songs in Linus, Iraq, and trying to come up with peepee puns

Of them the best I came up with was do you hear the people pee so I kept my mouth shut? Yeah Because I didn't have anything and neither did they are they would have come off next question I wasn't an invitation. Yeah, I'm sure they're great though. Okay I recently purchased a bidet and I've grown accustomed to certain bathroom experience I recited an invitation. Please. I'm sure they're great though. OK. I recently purchased a bidet, and I've grown a custom to certain bathroom experience. I no longer feel clean unless I use one at the end of my business. Would it be cool to bring it with me and install it in my hotel room?

It's not what it be cool. It's not like it's hard. I can think of nothing cooler. But will they get mad at me? That's from Bade, bungled, and section B, actually A, but that isn't alliterative. Pfft. Sounds like a Bade user.

We all use Bade. We all use Bade. Hey. We all use Bade. I always say, is my actually mind did not commute from Austin until no joke like three days ago? Wow. That's rough, man.

Wait, okay. You got a different one, not like it was supposed to be. It was in jail in Austin for eight months. Like you just kept calling the new owners like, please let it go. Please, I need it. I have a certain set of skin. I'm not clean. I'm not being able to poop. I'm not clean, I'm not.

I think the word that is causing me the most trouble here is installed. Because hotels, they like you to be like, it's like kind of like forest rules, right? Leave it how you found it. Or at least not with extra things installed. I don't really want you to install stuff. Because if you don't know, when you're installing a bidet,

there is a water hook. The water got to come from somewhere, y'all. And it ain't challenging, but there's not a zero risk of something going terribly wrong. Hey, you having to call the front desk and say, I don't know what that is. I'm so I don't know what you do is you say, I just got in here and I can't believe the state of this place. Is this the kind of business you all run? There's wires everywhere

and my underwear there and what a mess. Wait, Justin, and I'm bleeding on the floor from how I messed up. I pray to God God you're not waiting to install it until the moment you need it. I hope you're getting in there. Just sitting on the toilet like, oh God. It's not I did mess up my first Bade installation and I was embarrassing. What did you Badeu? The fitting wasn't like right and so there was a leak inside. I had to get my hiding with some plumbers tape.

So you can mess this up. But I don't want there to be more rules at the hotel when you go to it because we stay in a lot. I would be uncomfortable if I had to sign a waiver today at the hotel we went to that said that I would not vape in the hotel room. I do not want a second waiver that says I also will not plumb. And I'll say this folks, we too are enough that we've stayed in the same hotel. Sometimes years apart. Yeah. And the idea of checking in a second time, four years later, and I'm going, Mr. Oh, oh fuck.

But with us, it's easy because we're going to be like, I'm not that mackeroid. That's the other mackeroid. He's so fucking free. I tell you guys, today I had costume pieces delivered for the test, tomorrow be there. And when I picked up the packages from the front desk, as I turned, I heard one of the front desk people say the other one. Yeah, he's part of that comedy troop. Oh! Mama Mia, that hit so right! That's so great!

We're all so funny. It sounds more like a real job than whatever it is that you do. At least that's like, huh. Alright. Comedy troupe. I know what that is. It's better! It's better with you! I'm so excited to be here with my favorite podcaster, Justin McRoy.

Yeah, man. And can I just say, I really appreciate you dressing up to meet me. Like, I didn't know what to expect, but your style game, it's fucking lit, man. Well, thanks, man. I've never had clothes before and I decided to like just try it, you know what I mean? Try clothes on. Just try clothes on, but I didn't know where to start. I had a potato sack that holds it to. Yeah. And that was fine for a little bit, but then the itchiness started to give away. Oh, I thought that was like a character you're playing. Like potato sand. No, no Potato sand, no, that's, this is me,

but I went to Stitch Fix and they helped me find clothes that fit me and were right for my style and my budget. I gave them my sizes, the kind of things I liked to wear, my price range, they got thousand, over a thousand brands of styles, bunch of sizes available and they'll find your perfect fit and send you clothes, handpicked just for you. So let's say this box, you try on the stuff,

you only keep the stuff you like, then you send back the stuff that you don't, but you're gonna like it because you got a personal stylus. It's like working on each box to give you a great look. Hey, I'm so sorry. I'm here, I want a contest to meet my favorite podcaster and it kind of sounds like you're just like Telling me an ad like you're selling you're right. Let me personalize this for you. Thank you. Yep. Okay. Travis. Yeah

One thing that I've always believed is that you can try stitch fix today at stitch fix.com slash brother You get 25% off when you keep everything in your fix. And that may be an oversimplification, but if there is a meaning to life, yeah, young man, it's that stitchfix.com slash brother will get you 25% off today. Hey, Traff, yeah, stitchfix.com slash brother. Okay. Can I read a man now to you? I see your club being in front of you. Can I read one in now to you? I see your club in front of you Can I read one in pretend like it's just something I wanted to talk to my people about yeah, okay

Well, can I ask you about my podcast though about your podcast? Yeah Lay as the Gustando me podcast. Oh Yeah, move bueno. Move bueno. Oh, gross. Yes Yeah, move bueno. Moob one oh, oh, gross. Yes, how do I know? It's not magic. Yes, yes, that's Spanish. They're speaking, but these kids are from Spain.

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Oh, wow, I've never felt more called out on my like, but just let me tell you this, can I tell you the problem? Yeah. I just did my monthly budget, and I only have what I estimate to be 45% of a babble subscription available. Well, good news, Travis. I got a special limited time deal for our listeners

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spelled B-A-B-B-E-L.com slash my brother rules and restrictions may apply. I love that. I love that. Should we also, I mean while we're here, just go ahead and like tell people like what's going up and what cool stuff is going on and stuff. I don't have any of that written down so you're just gonna have to freestyle. Oh, okay. Yeah, I could do it. We've got new merch. Including get this folks candles. That's right. Candles.

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Tonka Bean, really hope that it was gonna say Tonka Track, but and Amber, so check those out. Also, we've got hot yass stickers, that's a set of two by Sonic Fade, who is the Jack Fruit Sayer on on instagram we've also uh... got the garril plushies for thirty percent off this month well what a vote what a bargain i know and ten percent of all march proceeds this month go to world central kitchen which uses the power of food to nurse communities and

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He's, uh, he's a friend of ours. I don't want to name him. I want to make a big deal out. He's like, yeah, he's a cool dude. We've also got shows coming up in Seattle, Washington on August 31st and September 1st. We got shows at New York Comic Con, October 12th and 13th. Those tickets for C&D of In Seattle are on sale now.

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around its flagship whopper sandwich. And the results are clear. Americans love having it their way. Oh, gross. Is preferences in a talent? Hold on, I did not need a Burger King experiment and press release to tell me the Americans prefer having it their way.

Luckily, they're more than 200 million. No, you go your turn. After you waste a uniquely customized the wopper from adding extra crunch and then in print this how many ways there's 200,000 ways no then it says from adding extra crunch and then in print these it says pickles. Pickles you fucking idiot. Don't you fucking pervert what did you think we meant you nasty dog Spice jalapenos and Tang be be cute sauce Like they think you're lying like bullshit. You can't add tang one a bet

To doubling and even tripling down on those flame grill beef patties and more, but which states can't be topped when it comes to the most satisfying combinations and which are purists when it comes to ordering habits? Which states are just extra? And how many whoppersamages can one guest order in a single visit? Jay Dogg, I don't know if you've structured this this way. I feel 100% certain. If you told me the preferred toppings of a state,

I could identify the state. Ooh. Without you, can I say you probably couldn't. Oh, OK, that's a shame. But I will tell you a state, and you can guess. Based on what you know about it. Can you do it another way around? Because I don't know what the toppings of a wopper are. It's like, it's not just toppings.

It's like, wopper perversion. Perversion. Perversion. Hey, can I also ask you this? Yeah. How much money do you think burging has that they can do this? Well, they have enough money to be like, what did people get on it? Do you mean just to it?

No, everywhere, all the time. Nobody else is paying for research, so I'm glad that burging is doing it. Okay. So you'll just, I'll name a state So I'm glad that burger guy is doing it. Okay So you'll just all name a state and you just think about what you know about the state and then you guess what is North Carolina Cheer wine think about I'm Dang I should have put diet cheer one on the writer

And I should have put Diet Cheer One on the writer Tell me what the, what were we thinking? And, um, Barbara Keezos? No. You must have. North Carolina is, can we enhance Paul? North Carolina is the double estate. You ordered the most double-waper sandwiches. Sit in that. Oh, that.

How many people are like, yeah, I did. Yeah, I should have. That's even right. As their few of you are like, yeah, yeah. I like, yeah, I did. Yeah, I should be right. Is there a few of you who are like, yeah, I just better taller here. But Montana got the most triple-woper sandwich and so what's up now? Listen, hey. They're lying there.

North Carolina, get your shit together. Listen, there's enough people here that we can turn the tide of this fucking thing. All of you get a delicious juicy flame-grilled, triple-woper tin. I ain't- I ain't- I ain't-

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I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- I ain't- Hawaii. It's pineapple. It's not like they make up new water. Yeah, no. You ask. It's not like in Colorado, you get the gold rush burger. It's just I think I think a minimalist

wopper experience. I think it's singles with just ketchup. Impossible. Woppers is number one in Hawaii. They love plan based. One state set the record for the most Woppers sandwich is sold over the course of a single day last year. What state? Fucking Maryland. What the fuck? Hey, Maryland, you're not that big. Hey, what was the day? What was the day? What happened on that day? It's like, it's like, yeah, it was the day where they said, if you all don't eat enough woppers,

we're going to kill the baby panda at the zoo. Get out there, get the woppers, so this panda dies. It was a papa ball. It was actually January 6th. They got a lot of traffic through Maryland on the way on the way and the way up. Oh man, Burger King probably doesn't want to own that. We disavow that entire hate-filled movement. It was fucking great for us, though.

It was so good. Listen, yeah, there are a lot of questions and you know we support a monarchy, but... There's another record, though, that it's in Ohio. One guest, one guest from Ohio, on one day in Ohio, one guest, one guest from Ohio, on one day in 2022, ordered more than 700 whoppers in a single transaction. One guest.

I'm sorry, everybody. I bet they were. I was trying to do a thing. I thought, I thought Mr. Beast lived here. I bet that guest was just beloved. I bet he was just a lot. Yeah, we love this cat. Yeah, I love it.

I'm in a fast food restaurant and I'm in line and then the person in front of me makes the restaurant close down. I had 700 hungry orphans with me. Wow. And I ate all of those hamburgers in front of them. Because I was teaching them about capitalism. Yeah. Rhode Island has a fun distinction of being the state

that most frequently adds bacon to their impossible whoppers. Okay. All right, Rhode Island. That's a call out. Let's talk. That's a call out. Hey, straight up. Hey, straight up.

This is one large group of very ironic friends. That's a call out. That's a call out. That's a call out. Hey straight up. Hey straight up. This is one large group of very ironic friends that are doing this shit. Almost half of all Louisiana's customized their whopper sandwiches. Yeah, you're fucking wild not to. Yeah right. That the idea that 50 is the highest is wild

So why I've never not customized a hamburger to red started gave me what they put pickles on there Yeah, you know me better than me raw onions. You know me better than me. So go for it What's that? Oh, it is yucky though? What I am just figuring out is out of the three brothers I'm the least likely one to feel like a bro- like, I say however, whatever is easiest, and I didn't think I'd be the one out of the three of us to say. Alright y'all country roads. Travis, what is this thing?

Sorry, hold on real quick. When you say no onions, they press a button on the machine in front of them. They have to press a button. Okay. What if it's already done and it's already there and they just can't grip and rip that shit just to try to do a sneaky? I did do a single one. Country roads, West Virginia.

What are we top what are we top sin? What are we top sin? Uh-huh. Let's see. Most cheese out. Smoking? Yes, smoking. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. 75% of whoppers sold in the great state of West Virginia

Big cheese those are cheese your earrings And I tell you how I knew Add in cheese is free maybe yeah Floridians are most likely to throw a chair through the window that is whoa I don't know why they put that in there. It seems wild. Through a Burger King window. It says here. But from the inside, how most Burger King's deface. Says here, South Carolina is the most likely to poop its pants. Weird. So funny. I was at some of these people might be from South Carolina. I would add, but in a cool way.

In a cool way. No, I was counting on a rivalry that made her mean. I said, I don't know. No, they actually like each other, but fuck West Carolina. Yeah. The one that uses the app the most is New Jersey. I don't know what you can derive from that, but there you go. There's a lot of app lovers over there. Listen, we got a lot of great audience questions.

Listen, yeah, you're right. We're going to go to so much to Burger King for this great resource. We don't usually thank the company. Well, they did it for us. They had to pay a lot for that study. Listen, usually we reserve a little bit of time at the end of the show for an audience Q&A. This time we've reserved more time because we got a lot of really fucking great questions from y'all. Justin has taken his microphone out of the stand. Never done this before.

Things are getting fucking real every day before. He's gonna be a long szech. I'm gonna put my microphone in Justin's stand. I'm gonna turn my chair around. Whoa. Justin, do real. You're gonna... I would do that. Justin, be careful.

You're gonna convert too many people to Christ if you're not careful. I would do that, but I realized on this tour, there he is, I realized tonight, for the first time, that under any lights at all, this costume becomes completely transparent. Yes. It's stolen valor free looks, these.

I've done maybe 10 to 12 shows in this garment already. Did not know it until this exact moment. So, hi, what's up? Hi, I'm Abby, they them. I'm actually coming up for my husband. But the question is, how do we get our five-year-old toddler to stop asking him if he's going to smoke a bowl every time he loses that Zelda?

No, hold on, you've got to hear the rest of it. You've got to hear the end. You, you gotta hear the rest of it. You gotta hear the end. You gotta hear the rest of it. Okay, every time he gets frustrated by losing at Zelda. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay, Alibi, we all have kids. So I have to ask you this. At one point, did your husband get up to smoke a bowl because they got frustrated at losing it. And tell your child and say I like I got a soccer bowl. I'm so present. Or you say he's probably going out to smoke a bowl because he's very frustrated. Can you tell your up here? Ganondorf just whipped his ass up in town. Hyrule. He's

definitely going to smoke a bowl. And he broke his good sword during it. He's, he's so fun. And Sean, John, the delegate, your dad, he's extremely pissed. I can't. And he's got to get a stroke. It's not about you, honey. It's not.

And he broke his good sword. And the horse was watching the horse laugh. You're gonna smoke me. You're too bold. Cause that was so what happened? It's just what daddy does. And the horse was watching the horse laugh This is just what daddy does daddy just daddy needs this that what happened What I know I know Daniel Tiger says to squeeze yourself nice and slow Deep breath Try smoking a big, huge, nice and slow. Take a deep breath. Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, I didn't go. Ooh. It's you I like. We're not done yet, Daniel. Oh, fuck. So I'm so sleepy, though. I mean, how did we get here? When he was younger, he used to say,

oh, I need to go smoke a bowl. And I don't think he actually understands. The child or your husband? My husband. OK. My husband just said that a couple of times when he was younger and he just caught on. How much younger when the child was younger?

Yeah, when the child was younger. OK. Shoof. They went out. Hold your name, interpretation. Griff, I don't want to be whatever, but they were probably all younger. If I had to guess, that is how time works.

Abby, one of my favorite things is, I was talking with Justin about this backstage, the number of times you try to, like, try to teach your child things, and then the things that they lock on to. There are two things that both of my children have locked onto, and one is, take your socks off before bed, because sometimes the threads can wrap around your toes, and it's a problem.

I don't know why. Wow. I don't know who said it, but now even now, if I'm laying in a bed with socks on, my daughter says, daddy, don't forget the number one rule. And the other one is, for whatever reason, at some point, my wife told my kids, Daddy doesn't like toilet paper with patterns on it.

Not true. Not true. He loves that. He loves defacing art. I have no feelings either way. But both of my kids are like, Daddy, why don't you like pattern? And they won't fucking let it go.

You could say, I don't maybe, I don't know. Chill. He's way into pottery. No, no, you don't want to lie. He doesn't know what smoke a bowl means. It could mean throw a bowl. He's going out to the wheel. He could probably go, he could probably go outside one time

and just chuck a bowl into the woods. And they can't be like, hey, smoke did pretty far. Damn, it's, that is pretty pissed, huh? I was wondering. Take a bowl, up ceramic bowl out there and then shoot it with a gun. Be like, smoke that bowl. Now, if I be, you'd probably feel better about Zelda too, honestly.

Yeah, sure. That'd be a healthy way of dealing with that, I think. And the worst part is, that's a vicious cycle because that bowl ain't gonna make you better at fighting again. No. I'm sorry. I mean, there isn't a point where you lose again.

It's exciting because he goes, hey man, just pause. You fucking high, because we're gonna come back. Yeah, all right now. Does that, because we come back. Hi, now. Does that help? Does that help? Fuckin' Mario comes in.

I was golden to Nukie suit. Like, let me, are you fuck, are you fucked up right now? I'm out. I'm out. Did need some help? Do you need some orange slices? Does that help, Abby? Yes, thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Thanks. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm Jamie. I use she-her pronoun.

Hi, Jamie. So, like most people, I don't know a lot about bees. I know they hurt. Yeah. And I know that there's different types, but I don't actually really know what the different types are. There's little things. There's little things. Yeah, but I agreed to do a B census tomorrow.

Huh. Interesting. Jamie. Let Jamie finish. So help me. You. Oh, you thought. Huh.

Huh. Now Jamie. Hey, Jamie. Hey, Jamie. Hey, Jamie. Hey, Jamie. Jamie. Hey, Jamie. What about this? Yeah.

Hey, Jamie, I got three million. I know you have a phone here. I mean, you got phoned in internet, but that time could have been much better spit. Yeah. Just a super quick vehicle. And sometimes even with all the access of Google, it's hard to come up with the right searcher.

Kinds of bees Jamie who asked you to do this? Yeah, this is an amazing question. Why did you get wrangled into doing B counting because you said yes and Someone could blame you, but someone asked you right someone came to you came me with let Jamie actually talk Thank you. I have a friend who is an apiarest. So he knows the types of bees. I'm just not gonna measure up.

That's a B.X. Now wait, hold on. An apiarest is a B.X. Your friend doesn't expect you to know bees, Jamie. They're lonely. They've left. Oh, now, wait. Now, hear me out.

They don't want to go look at bees by themselves. Here's a lot of people, a lot of people act like people who love bees don't smash. And I'm here to say it's not true. People who love bees can also love smashing and smooching all the time. No, I don't mean that. Loneliness can be authentic.

I did not say it. I did not realize there was a second balcony in this theater until just this. Whoa! Y'all go so high up, what's up? Jamie, I don't eat a little dizzy. So look at you. So I'm gonna keep it down to you.

We could piss on stage and you all would not have any... Jamie, I don't care what my pervert brothers say. I'm just saying that they don't want to go look at bees by those cells. They want to go with you because they're your friends. Yeah. And maybe you smash afterwards. Because here's just.

No, it's not about the smash. Jamie, no. Here's the thing. They might have my girl disease and they don't want to be around a bunch of bees without someone. My girl disease. My girl disease. Hey, why do my girl disease?

And they don't want to be around. They probably wouldn't be around. They were young. They might have my girl disease and they don't want to be around. They come out when they were young. They write out my girl disease, and they don't want to be around a bunch of people. Hey, the year there, it was out of school this week. Yeah, you got my girl disease really bad. I'm talking about a safety issue, guys.

This is going to be on, Cuba. It's about the fact that if you have my girl disease, you shouldn't be around a bunch of bees. I'm not going to give you a epinephrine. I don't know, also, Jamie. Yeah, I don't know. No, we're epinephrine. No, you a epinephrine. I don't know also Jamie. Yeah, I don't know where I have an epinephrine. No, right. Jamie, I don't know how to tell you this.

It is, if you went home tonight and you pulled an all-nighter studying the different types of bees, that would not be enough to do a good job at what has been asked of you, which is counting bees, which is to say, you see one bee and you go one, and then you see a different bee. Unless you're eating the bees as you count them, I have no idea how you're going to make this work. And then you go three, no wait, I did that one already. Are you going to paint them with nail polish?

You got to tag them. Yeah, you should fake diarrhea. What about the smashing? What? What about the smashing? I got it. I got better. No.

Oh shit, you have so many stings, but I got better. All I'm saying is if your friend who is a studies beast, ask you to go, just practice saying this in different ways, and what's that be? Yeah, that's why they want you to. Does that help? I can definitely be a bee appreciator. Okay, thank you, Sherry. Hey. Hey, I'm Mandy, she heard.

I'm Mandy. Mandy, how can I help? Real quick. I don't start gays enough. How do I start gays more? Yes, thank you. Thank you. You heard a thing real quick before that too, Mandy.

Like real quick. I don't start gays. I want to do a dress this, Mandy, because it's so good, Mandy. It's so good, Mandy, because like, okay, don't think about it. Quick show hands. How many people wish they were the sort of person that stargaze more than you do? Right. We all want to be, but what's the problem?

It's Boring! Exactly. It is why without fail every single one of you in this room tonight. If someone said I'm gonna go do a planetarium You'd be like fucking shortcut. Yes. Yeah, absolutely fast forward through the stars and point at them. Busted down, cassette of Leonard Nimoy tells me which stars kickass and there's an arrow pointing at them and I love it. I love this thing. I bought a telescope when I was in college. We all been there.

Yep. And put it up on the roof of the apartment building I was on and looked in it. And I was looking at the moon one time. No, I was looking at the incredible stars. Yes. And I was like, ah. And then I was like, what is that one? Beetlejuice?

And then I looked to my side and there was nobody there to confirm or deny this information. So I was like, yeah, probably Beetlejuice. This is fucking boring. It's just so boring, right? There's so many of them. They're so far away. So here's what you need to do. You can't start, you can't start with the telescope.

Huge investment, you gotta build up. First you're gonna do this. Right, and then toilet paper tube, then paper towel tube. Then kaleidoscope. Then build your way up. It's gonna take billions, yeah some balloon is rolled into a tube. Did you go to take a while? Did you all ever have that thing where there was going

to be a meteor shower late at night? So your parents woke you up in the middle of the night? It'd be nice to feel that kind of safety again. Things were, wow. Things were simpler. I feel like back then for a lot of us, and it would be nice to be there in that sort of part of my life again.

You know what I mean? I don't think I really appreciated it. Feeling that secure, you know? Just one, just, I just, you leave it on, it's fine. Mandy, does that help? No, why? I split it down! That doesn't do anything.

Don't touch my mic. Does that help? Always does. Thank you. Hi, I'm Trey. Hi, Trey. You even sound like I'm a little bit. What's up my dude? So I use he-him pronouns. Hey, Trey.

But my question, which I will also need to elaborate on a little bit, I don't think you will, my friend, is how do I get people to stop asking if I'm Mr. Beast? Yes. Now, the important details here are I work for a pretty big tech company. Oh, God. And sometimes I have to do weird stuff, like carry around a suitcase that says top secret.

Oh, no. Oh, no. And it doesn't help that I live about an hour and a half of Mr. Beast. Yeah. How often? How many times many times like a day a week? If it's less than three, I'll be fucking amazed. Since his meteoric rise, I would say four times a day. Okay, so here's a day.

Four times a day. I don't get asked if I'm Travis McElroy four times a day. If you don't know who Mr. Beast is, he is a YouTuber who is very rich and very influential and looks not kidding exactly like the human being in front of you. Hey, Tray, you look cooler. You look cooler, Tray. You look cooler, Tray. Um, that's Sonic shirt.

He wishes. Tray. Tray. Tray. Can I just say, I don't know the answer to this question. When you do find it, it will be very difficult to get there. But the good news is, and I'm sure you probably already know this, if you can figure out the answer to this question, the extent to which you can exploit that for your own personal gain is Unfathomable to the average human. Hey, look at it this way great pretty soon Mr. Beast is gonna be asking you

How do I tell people I'm not Mr. Beast right? You can sit down there. Yeah, upper situation where you switch around Mr. Beast for a day president beast You should like try to get in touch and just be like, this is a problem for me. You'll probably end up with a suitcase of $10,000 in it because like that airplane. And it says stop secret on it. Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, all you're wearing glasses, he could probably fix that for you. Yeah. At some point. Yeah. That's a good one. Today I paint for Lacek for a dude who looks a lot like me. And while he was under I put a tattoo on his face so no one would confuse them too.

At some point you're going to decide that you hate this situation more than you love your beard. And then you'll fix it, you'll fix it in an afternoon, no problem anymore. But I think that you shouldn't have to change because you were there first, right? So you were gonna have to find Mr. Beast and shave his beard. Mr. Primacy, you gotta shave Mr. Beast. You gotta shave Mr. Beast's face.

I was in fact there first. Yes, exactly. Wait, what is that? Hold on, wait, but hold on, wait. What's your fucking job that you carry around top secret briefcases around my guy? I am the territory sales manager for Google. Okay, the rest of this is now classified.

How do you sell Google to people? Have you all heard about this? What are you doing? Bing smash! Tell me a question. Any question that you have, I was about to ask a bit help, but I'm pretty sure, like, you look like Mr. Beast to use it.

Yeah, he is a per-gram. You're the best of us. It's helped more than it's hurt. There we go. Hi, brothers. Hi, Jake. My question was, how do I get customers in my store to stop slapping our statues of slimer and Spider-Man on the bottom?

Yeah. How I'll ask you the same question I asked for Mr. Beast how many times? How often? Multiple times a day. Yes, the last one was yesterday. I don't get my butt slapped, no. Okay, and I tell you something. Can I tell you something, Jay?

Spider-Man, I get. Yeah, I was, okay, Griff, thank you. Oh my God. Wait, hold on. Yeah, I know it was going the other way. Yeah. Whoa, things I know about Spider-Man is a human. Has a butt.

Has a butt. Has a defined butt. Whether has a butt as a defined but Whether or not you are attracted to spider-man you can look at spider-man and be like and there's the bud If you could do that at slimer with the same amount of certainty Now that's Arun my phone Thank hold on it's, don't bring up one of your weird sexy pictures of Slimer. It's just the whole where the hot dogs fall out, right? I mean, wherever the whole hot dogs

are sliding out of his body, that's the butt. There are a lot of internet memes of Spider-Man's on Fla Grande smacking butts. That exists, that's out there, I get it. Slimer, fucking transparent, you pass through. Okay, hold on, Travis has just found the one picture of thick slimer that I was waiting on. That's the small of his back, he doesn't have a butt.

Guys, it's to a manager, Paul, I'm really afraid to show you the first picture that I've got. Hold on, I'm gonna bet it. Absolutely not. Okay, wait, wait, here's what we can do. Show it for like a second. Is there a new way you can put it on just the monitor? No, but I will say this, it came from a tweet. For the last several years,

there's been a brutal battle between Ghostbusters fans and replica prop companies over the accuracy of slimers ass cheeks. That's right. But you, could you put some jelly on it? I was about to say. Because if you put a good... Except Justin Tyler putting jelly on slimers, but it would make it more slappable because you slapping you be like yeah, exactly

That's what I wanted. No, no, it would have to be you got to put like a smack roll of a a red jelly That was clear oh god, what have I done? that was clear. Oh God, what have I done? Oh God. Okay, listen, jelly on Spider-Man, stand, paper on slimer. The important thing about putting jelly on it.

Dry slimer out, Travis is God. If you, the important thing about putting jelly on things is not that, the important thing about putting jelly on things is not that they touch it and come back with jelly because then you've already lost. They need to see the jelly is there and then be deterred because of the impact of the jelly. If they see the goop on slimer,

they're not gonna wanna touch the bottom. They were already only dared to anyway. So they don't wanna touch it because they don't want the jelly on their hands. That's sweet, Justin. You're so sweet. I love that, Justin. You gentle mother. What

other reason could anyone have for touching slimers but hey do you want the actual answer? There you got. You're going to put a tip jar at the front two tip jars. Yeah. And it says did you slap slimers but or spider-man's but yeah and they're going to walk up and up and put money in them because they know what they fucking did. They know what they fucking did. They fucking did. Don't do not, listen. Wait, I thought it was voting. Like, which one did you like stopping better?

No, this is just penance. Yeah, Jake, do not put a suggested donation. You will make so much fucking money from somebody's like, oh shit, I thought I could slap slimers. That's gonna be the first one I'm gonna put a hundred fucking dollars in here now you are running the risk of like someone gets to the jar before they see sliver And then they slip a 20 in there a bit. I will be back with you in a bit I miss that on my first go-round. I've got to avail myself of the facilities. Oh, excuse me. All I'm saying is a miss in age.

They are politicians who can get away with anything. Yeah. Imagine you watch a senator walk in and smack sliver his ass as hard as they can. And then they turn around and you see, they see you looking and you're like, jar. Yeah. And you don't even have to say, for my silence, it's in pause. I just actually read on the news that Slimer paid $20 to slap Ted Cruz on the ass. Does that help so much?

Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. All right. Hey, hey, this is the first, I'm really excited because Paul texted so long ago piss I gone Like a hundred years ago Thank you so much, Raleigh for having us. We appreciate you. Thank you

Thank you to the may Mandy concert hall. did I say that or is it man man? I got me mandee my main. Why are you saying it? You should be the idea We didn't all need to be wrong thanks to Paul Amanda and Rachel for for making this show possible Thank you to wonderful for Thank you to wonderful for Travis, please. Ha ha! For opening for us, but mostly Rachel. Yeah. Thank you for being here.

Thank you. Thank you to Rachel. Thank you to my son Henry, who as I was coming up to do the show, the elevator doors were closing. And I said, like, bye buddy. And as the doors were closing, he said, I'll miss you, little sailor man. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. So fucking funny. Okay. And he said it. Make sure in your head how you wish he had said it to Gryven.

Correct. Exactly like that. Okay. I miss you a little bit. I've looked forward to this for a couple of. Oh, yeah, you are ready. Oh, Thank you to Liz for doing my make up. Yeah, thank you to montane for these for my life is better with you. It's so good You we say thank you to Rachel. Yes, thank you Amanda. Yes, okay Ready we're gonna do a quick cleansing sonic bath, but here's the thing that I've been thinking about a lot

Is that you're there too. And so it would be also pretty cool if you could bathe us. Now, wait. He's right. He's right. But let's keep it chill. Do you know what I mean? Because if all of you start making a bunch of wild noises, it's going to be really bad.

And I now I thought about this. What if Griffin? You took that I. Oh, that's great. That's right. This intersection, Justin, you took that I. I'll over you copy me left side. Travis take middle.

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