My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 668: A Honeypot for Rita Repulsa

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

We've run out of search engines, so we’ve sent the spiders out crawling around for new things, and what they've discovered is that we curse a lot. Anyway it turns out we owe the swear jar over $10,000, so go on over to Batreon to help us out, and then we can say older and cooler cuss words.Suggested talking points: I Can Buy You Dump Time, Touch the Fish, Human Penguin, Batman Doesn't Keep His Grades Up, Slive MasWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, Derrick three? It's the start of something beautiful A small quaintance has blossomed It's rapid into a precious fraction

I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life It's better, it's better with you This is you It's better, it's better with you My life

It's better, it's better with two. I like, I like, I like, it's better with you. Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me. An advice show for the modern era, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your cleanest brother, Travis McElroy. All right, I'm your sweet, all right. I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. That feels wrong to me, Travis. Sorry, I'm in it in the way of like dirty mouth, clean it up.

Like you went liquor, kind of clean. Yeah. I have the cleanest mouth of all three brothers. What a wild thing to say. How on earth, how on earth could you know that? Well, I heard you say fewer cuss words, but more challenging ideas than the two. Oh, no, okay, so I can't speak,

I can't speak to the challenging ideas. Listen, I can't speak to the challenge, but James O'Neill, more uncomfortable than Justin has. I can't say about my own strength. I love that. Okay. James O'Neill emailed us because on a reason episode, we talked about like number swear.

Jimmy! That's what I call it. Jimmy got to get a job, James. Well, Jimmy O, Jimmy O. I'm gonna get a hobby. I guess you have a hobby. Gotta get a hobby. I analyzed Transcripts from nearly 200 episodes

between 3 on and 10, 2021, because of pandemic. Right. Boredom. Boredom did a lot of things to a lot of people in the pandemic, and for Jimmy O, it was going through and looking into our wording darts. So what was the timeframe of this?

From 2010 to 2011, 200 episodes. Okay, I used to cuss a lot more than I do now. Then now that I have kids, like I don't want them to know that I know the cuss words because then they'll ask me what they are. Now it's important to know. It's important to know that Jimmy O used words

banned by Google as the metric. So like words like porn, right? But that was according to Google, that's a no-no. Can't say porn? You can't say porn, you can't say that it's real. Can't say it's real. You can't say the porn. It's not even about watching it.

It's like you can't even say it's real, Google. Okay, listen guys, I wanna get out in front of this and say, I'm, I know Google can find porn. I'm certain of it. I've waited, I can say it with my heart. I know James Gan, I ask him can find porn. I'm certain of it. I've waited. I can say it was hard to find. I know Jeeps can. I ask him all the time. And he's like, yes, again, Mr. Travis.

Yeah, but he does have a Travis as an ask him to find porn. He asked if he is able to. And Jesus like, yeah, do you want me to put him on that boss? It's usually the question is like, so if I asked you to, you could find porn. And he's like, like yes for the 70th time today master Travis. I said that was puppy from dog pile into the dog pile every day.

He always comes back with a boner. You know what I mean? The spiders from web crawler all over the place. He's the pornography. I crave. Trance right out of search. In the being. I'm not gonna be I crave. Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways,

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Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, Tranny Ways, cursed a total of 889 times. That sounds like so much. Based off of that number, where do you think Justin's at? It's boiler, Griffin had the most. So I'm at 889. Where do you think Justin's at?

I don't know why Justin's getting so close up, close up, he's trying to smell his curse right from 300 ever since. It's not for the podcast, stupid. It's stupid one of Google's favorites. It's not for podcasts podcast, stupid. It's stupid one of Google's fan words. It's not for podcasts. It's stupid a Google BAM word Travis because it makes me feel bad.

I mean, my daughter would tell you that stupid is a dirty word. Yeah. Stupid porn. Just keep doing your dumb ass shit. Okay, Justin, no, Justin, why on earth would we do that and not just wait for you to be finished fixing your shit? Because you're incapable of not commenting on it.

Yeah, it's pretty sweet. It's pretty sweet. Keep leaning in, yeah, weirdo. And you know how on the bear season two, there's that episode. There's that episode of the bear, where like one of the guys from the bear it just starts adjusting the camera

and the other actors are like, what are you doing? And he's like, don't bring it up. Just keep going, just keep going. It's that we're making the video. You see him pull his mic back out and like, they don't even know. I'm on that in the battery, just keep going. Just keep going.

I fucked up the focus. Keep doing your show. Fix your focus. The question is about you, Justin, in 200 episodes, I swear, 889 times. How many times do you think you swear? It's not a focus. It's not a focus it's not focus.

Jesus. Can I guess, Justin Sember? Yeah. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, he did 50% more than you. I'm gonna say Justin did 1235. Justin did 1023. Okay.

Griffin comes in. Is it a lot more at a whopping 2034? Are you telling me he curses twice as much as he? lot more at a whopping 2034. Are you telling me he curses twice as much as he combined? Correct. That's bad. That can be right.

James took it a little further. If we paid a quarter per swear, we would collectively owe $3,946 from just 200 episodes. Yeah. I've customed certainly more since then. Almost $4,000 in quarters, which would weigh about 200 pounds. Okay. Okay.

Now, here's the question. What does our go to swear? Fuck. Fuck. Oh, see, that's what I woulda guessed too. That's number two. Behind porn? No, behind shit.

We say shit. It, 1,570 times. Fuck only 924. And for the time that I'm 24. We've gotten better at it is what I'm saying. Like we can say cooler words now because we're older and that's true. That's true.

That's like more advanced tasteful kind of cursing back in the back in the day You could say shit like a PG movie and so like we were all saying that all the time But now we are older and we can do cooler cuss words. These are three sets that I love one Why these are the two but Each one of these we said once we said tits once we said erection we said erection erection once but it's once is the worst version of it so bad yeah one time is really bad as a I'm gonna Google erection there's no way that's a big driven don't do that don't do that Griffin hey no it's like a bunch of like doctor websites talking about how like how

to get cooler better yeah but there didn't, but there wasn't, but Google's face didn't appear in the screen and just be like, hmm, gross. But this is my favorite stat. What's your favorite stat? Over that 200 episode, we said penis 69 times. That's great.

Are you kidding me? Well, that's actually part of the ARG. A lot of people didn't know that we were doing that back then, but we thought this would be a really great joke for 13 years later. Yeah. What a minute good joke. Oh no, Travis, by saying it, added to the tally. No, I guarantee, I guarantee boys that in more than in 600 so I'm ever says we've said P. That's more than six times. Thank you for that good work James.

Thanks James. I wanted to ask you guys, did you, can we take a moment to honor our hero after his special day, his special trumpet day? Joey Chess not. Oh, Joey Chess not congratulations. Yeah. Sorry if you had T voted it and wanted to show it later.

Joey Chess not won his 16th hot dogging contest after a two hour weather delay. Hey, to Randy for dogs. Hey, listen, man. But that motherfucker got real hungry. Yeah, I'm sure of it. Imagine that he's like, you're hollowed out. You're like, man, in just a minute,

I'm going to be eating hot dogs. Unless, unless hot dog contest at nine, turbo dump schedule for 855. He does that. And then he has two hours where his body is metabolizing the hot dog residue from the previous night I love you forget Joey Chess that is mainly a chlorophyll life form. Yeah, the one time he feeds per Right comes out of his hyper, but I wanted to ask you guys. Did you guys see the intro for Joey Chess this year?

No, he has own like WWE style like entry? Hey guys, you're gonna think I'm making this up or that any of this is a joke, but we're gonna enjoy it right now. 15,000 generations of humanity, yet we have evolved not at all. Bound like animals to the laws of physics shamed before the universe. And in all of history, only one man has stood to say that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world. I speak of this man. For he is broken reality and all the time for a child around us now and once. Cymochelius and endless erasing cause and effect and opening all possibilities before us. And the ancient powers are subordinated to their own creation.

And they smile at His achievement, and they say, He shall live forever. For He does not do it for money. He does not do it for glory. He does it for His people. He does it for His country, he does it for freedom. And the God, shine down on us now. And the God, shine down on us still, because of him alone, because of him alone.

The Nathan's famous Fourth of July, Champion of the World. Yo, we just. I want to say, I mean, can you even imagine? Oh my God. I want to say here, without a shadow of a doubt in my mind, I can say empirically, unequivocally, Joey Chess not, will perish one day. Joey Chess not, more than you could even say

about other mortal people. More than, yeah, there's a chance, medical science is coming along so fast, somebody might discover, you know discover the fucking umbrella virus thing that just lets humans live forever, but it won't work. If that medicine was invented today, it wouldn't work on Joey Chessna

because of what he's done to his body. I mean, there is a chance, right, that it's gonna come round the other side? And it's like, oh, he can sue so many nitrates. The nitrates are serving him from which they have. And look down, say, guys, I gave him to you. I gave you everything you needed. This man can eat all enough hot dogs to live forever.

Why can't you all? Can I tell you what it's giving me, Justin? It's giving me Paul Bettany in a night's tale. It's giving me Paul Bettany as the hair. I believe it was trusser. If I remember correctly, in night's tale. And it's making me think that maybe it was time for Joey to go out and he was like,

oh no, the two-hour delay is turned everything off. I have to take a second dump now. I'm gonna be late, I won't make it. And his hair old was like, I can buy you dump time. I will buy you dump time, sir. 62 is, I will say below his total, the projected total, that he was kind of... He got iced out.

I guess, but the experts were calling for 71 to 72, but you iced him. What's his record? What? What's his record? You know what? I don't know, Joe Chess, that's record. That's Travis. Yeah's try to. Yeah.

No, I bet the numbers not going to be very funny or interesting. I bet it'll be around 70. Um, he said a competition record. 76 dogs in 2021. That's a lot of dogs who won the women's contest eight times one for the ninth time 39 and a half hot dogs I mean, that's so many hot dogs. That's a lot a people for it. Joey kind of messes I know what they're saying about the reality. Yeah, Joey kind of messes with you a little bit like Seven check this out. That's it. I don't think I could pick up 76 I think if 76 hot dogs were handed to me on the plate, I'd be like, whoa, I would drop them. Let alone put them in me and keep them in me.

How much would 76 hot dogs weigh? 76 pounds. Oh, wow. Okay, here's a quote from Joey Chesson. Okay, the most outweigh I move on. Okay, but it opens up a realm of possibility to me when talked about because of the storm. He said, what a roller coaster emotionally. I wasn't even sure if we were going to eat today.

I felt hungry enough. Very hungry. And then I felt never hungry again. I was all over the place. I wasn't even sure if we were going to eat today. I'm just happy. I'm just happy he added, it's Fourth of July, and I got to eat some hot dogs. Is that it? A lot of, I'm making a lot of assumptions about Joey Chesson's whole regimen. I imagine there's a lot of just sort of like, pushing sawdust down in there, just to expand the capacity of his hot dog inventory.

They keep some sight of him. They make it sound like they don't let my man eat hot dogs at any other time of the year. Yeah. And so when they take off the fucking muzzle, and they let him smell that good hot dog, he goes fucking ballistic. I mean Griffin, let me ask you this, if there was a day, there was a day of the year where you had me several dozen hot dogs You see them out Oh, how long how long in a calendar year before you're like, oh, you know what I could go for That motherfucker has to be like god damn I would kill for hot dog right now

But there's no way like October 10th. He's like you know what? There's no way like October 10th. He's like, you know what? Oh, it's a spot. He has to practice eating the hot dogs, right? Like, you don't have to. You don't have to. It's like eating a bike. You can just do it.

Ah. I think he's got, I think he's, do you think he even tastes it? Do you think we, do you think he's ever, what was the last time Joey Chess and it took a bite of a hot dog? I was like, that's a good hot dog. I don't think, is that the question?

I don't think so. I don't think so anymore. Hey, I bet round about October, he starts like, take a bite, swishing around, spinning out like a wine Tuesday. Just get the pound of steak, hunger for it. Because otherwise, and take that first bite, July 4th, and, oh, so salty.

Do you guys think we could book Joey Chestnut? I don't think I would want to book Joey Chestnut. You are wild. He seems like a real champion. I mean, he is a champion. I love when he chokes slammed that protestor on stage. Of course. That was obviously not like his like main thing

he's known for. He's known for mostly how good he is at eating hot dogs, but then there was that one time there was a protest around stage. He choked slammed him and his style wasn't as good as his hot dog eating style was. I will grant you that just it. Yeah. I saw a stat that he has 55 different like champion chips. 25 55.

Joe Chess not holds 55 world records across 55 disciplines What okay, it's one of us. He's just that that's how many he's counting I might have a Fizzoli's bread stick one. I don't know. I'd have to check Certainly most time most irritated server when I'm like yeah, maybe one more I think maybe one more This is an advice show. I don't know why we wasted all that time on non-advice because this is this is the show. Right now, show starts now.

That was the call open. Here's the show. I found that I genuinely love fishing. I love the quiet waiting moments and then the battle of wits and while I and I will engage my Corey, I do not know how to do anything except catch the fish. Tie it out to my line, take the hook out of the fish, put a lure on anything other than

the actual active fishing. I do not know. I'm going to a community fishing day soon. And I want to look really cool to the groups of all men that will probably be there. How do I look like I'm really good at fishing and know what I'm doing? I'm some flustered fisher in Baton Rouge. And it sounds like you like fishing, like I like fishing,

which is fishing with your dad. Yeah, he does all that for ya. Because here's the thing, I got good news and I got good news. Because the first half of it, good news, tying stuff onto the line, I guarantee there is a pun intended, a boatload of YouTube videos that you will find that will help you understand that. Now the good news, the second

half, taking the fish off the line, there's no way you're going to be able to practice that beforehand. But if you're fishing experiences, anything like mine, it won't come up. So don't worry about it. Don't worry about that. Make a lot make a lot of noise. You stomped your feet a little bit. You won't ever have to worry about taking the fish off the hook. They'd love to catch the fish. They're good at catching the fish. I, I really, I actually sympathize with this. I would feel so mortified if I like had to take a fit like just touching the fish. No good. That's no good for me. And I would hate what would happen is I'd be paralyzed by fear

and rather than touch the fish, I would just watch it die. There. I'm not sure. And that would feel terrible. Yeah. I'm not going to give that to my family. Yeah. I'm not, you know, he's not big enough. Look at him. You and I both know you're not doing anything with it. Right? It's like, oh no, why's not big enough. Look at him. You and I both know you're not doing anything with it, right?

It's like, oh no, why did, and in that moment, Justin, I just wanted to be a gigantic dick. Yeah, right? I think you would be ragged with like, what did I think I was gonna do? What, I'm sorry. And he's like, you like, what was your,

what's the next step? Exactly. That's where you have your fish butler step up and take care of it for you. Or I was like, oh my dad. Take our dad with you. He hasn't been fishing with us in a long time. I'll say this, he kind of stopped asking at a certain point.

Yeah. Teenage years or so, I think. Isn't that weird that dad did go fishing with us at some point? It feels like a different dad, right? It definitely feels like a man, a pre-medamorphosis. Now we were with French McCormick though. French McCormick was also there, so maybe French McCormick was taught,

and how dad pointed to how to do that stuff. He was a kid like 50 years old. I, everybody had to fish. My theory about Clint McRoy is that there were a lot of things that he had us do, like play sports, and like go fishing. So that he also didn't like doing, but he felt like I'm pretty sure,

I'm supposed to make my sons do this. So I think when as soon as we were old enough for him to not have to take us fishing anymore he was like, oh, thank God. But it's just boys, Mario Brothers, I'm gonna start playing that with you now. It's good that he did that. It's good that he did that

because I know now that I don't like any part of the fishing process, any part of it. The water smells bad, it doesn't smell like pool water from now that I don't like any part of the fishing process, any part of it. The water smells bad. It doesn't smell like pool water, which smells like amazing. The, it's so boring and nothing ever happens. And then if it does happen, you've killed an animal or at the very least,

aimed it in some way that you cannot follow through. Maybe emotionally aimed it. If nothing else, you've created what I can only assume is the near death experience for the fish. Now I will say this, I will say this, I will say this. If I was on Survivor, which hit me up Jeffrey, I would do so good. And they gave me that little spear with the wristband

and you let it go and it gets a little, you know, you get a fucking Nemo on there. And you swim that back. To me, that's okay, because I can just sort of like take the spear and just sort of like, down the screen. If you hit that spear and get the fish out, you go like chuck him, chuck him with it. You do that thing where you kind of hit it against the ground

on the finish of slides all the way down the surface. Yeah, it's fine, perfect. Yeah. It would be good to throw the fish back though, because I'd love, uh... Once you spear it through it, you just hit it. If I catch it with a hook and it goes back and they're like, uh, once you speared through it, you just hit it. If I catch it with a hook and it goes back and they're like, well,

regional, it's anything you'd like to say to Douglas. Yes, Douglas, the Netherworm does exist and I'm sorry. I hate the Netherworm and it happened exactly like you said with the giants and everything and I'm sorry, I didn't believe you. It was, I gotta be honest, the wildest shit in my life.

That was absolutely unhinged. That goes, I apologize, I owe you. I was surrounded by dry. Is that anything? There is it. I don't know how to say it. It's a dry ocean. It's like a dry bubble.

Dry water, like water you can't breathe. It was weird. Hey, how about a wiki half from the wizard, a wiki wizard? A wiki wizard. Wiki wizard. Here's one that was sent in by Kim. Thank you, Kim. It's a wiki, yeah, article.

It's how to be like Batman. The dark night, the vigilante that came Crusader. If you want to move in shadows like Batman, you can learn to think act and look like him for fun. Just for fun? Just for fun and for business. For promise. This is my job, dad.

This is my work. I am paying money for this. Okay, to be fair, Batman's job is not being Batman. It cost him a great, it is his hobby. That is Bruce Wade's hobby. No, your job. That is hypercapitalistic in Bolshevik. Hugelycapitalistic and gross, late stagecapitalistic. I would say Batman doesn't charge for his business, for his services.

That will be wild event. He's a public servant. But he doesn't get paid for it? He doesn't get a stipend from the city? Well, he's Kickstarter. He's on Kickstarter. Oh, good point. Yeah he doesn't get paid for it. You don't get to stipend from the city. Well, he's kickstarter. He's on kickstarter. Oh, good point. Yeah, I didn't think so. He does kickstarter projects sometimes, where he's like, help me kickstart to kick the Joker's ass.

Yeah. He has a battery on. I like that this article clearifies that he moves in the shadows because it does always make me think like Batman at like 2 p.m. on a Friday. Just like running down the street, like I'm juicing the Joker. He'd be like, what? Where are you?

There's some, there's some gross misunderstanding about Batman lore in this first part, thinking like Batman. Fight for justice. Batman is a superhero, which means he fights against injustice in all its forms. He fights against evil. Batman has been known to take on gangsters super villains human penguins. No, well genetically engineered monster alligators evil clowns and frozen men. Frozen men, I will okay. That's a split issue. The penguin is not a the pink the penguin from the penguin is not a human penguin. He said, we can also kill him.

Killer crock, AKA Whalen Jennings was born that way. He was not genetically engineered. He had a mutation. Right. Again, we're really sort of missing the big headline here, which is that penguin, not a human penguin. You tell me what a human penguin is. You can't be a human penguin.

You can be a human penguin. No, no, no, no. Also a copper pot. He says close to a human penguin, as I think a human penguin. That's me. Okay. Doesn't make any sense. And you're right. He's like a penguin. You're right.

And the in the penguins Wikipedia article, when it lists his fucking kingdom, phylum class, right, it's's gonna be the same as Batman's, because he's a human. With penguin-like tendencies, but not a human penguin, pretty much the basics. If you wanna be like Batman, you gotta be good in fight for the side of justice. You probably don't have any two faces

or penguins in your neighborhood, but that doesn't mean there's no injustice in your world fucking certainly. Keep a close eye out for other kids being picked on or anything unfair. Stand up for fairness and equality. I would also, I mean, I would also say he's like, Batman and basically just create your own bad guys.

Like Batman. Half of Batman's guys. He had to brew up a lot of his own people. Yeah, man. If only he'd been there for Harvey Dent, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, kind of that Harvey Dent. He'd been down in that courtroom setting.

And, okay, these two ideas might seem not the same, but step two, defend the innocent. Bruce Wayne became Batman because his parents were killed in a robbery attempt. Well, I know how to become Batman. Yeah, I can't say no how to become Batman. See, do you have any easier ways, is there any other? This is the second step is the first step is fight the human pain.

And the second step is if your parents were killed, you would be closer to being Batman than you are. Okay, but I think if we look at this a little bit more like the method, you know, the actors method, it doesn't have to be that your parents were killed. Right? You can find a smaller version of that, like maybe a teenager called you to add a mean name, and it made them feel small. And you're like, okay, so let me build on that. Right? And like, now, like, I can take that. What's that feeling? Let me blow that up. You made my dad feel like a cook

So I was that made me feel You made my dad feels me Me my dad feel like a baby cook You cooked my dad You made fun of my dad shorts Now he loves the shorts. He loves those shorts so much I got my dad those shorts for Father's Day. Use gadgets more than any other superhero back.

I don't know. There it is. More than any other superhero, Batman has the most cool gadgets. Okay. If one of my specter gadgets, you piece of shit. How iron man or any other superhero. Stay up to date on new technology. Learn to use the computer and mobile phones very well.

Do you know? That doesn't take, cause there's never seen a Batman. He's like, wait, how's it work? Wait, what do I do? Control, okay, wait, he control first. And then I forgot my password, hold on. Do you know how good you have to be a computer

before somebody's like, wait a minute, are you Batman? Are you Batman? Yeah. Cause you're really, really very, very good at computers. Try to understand how the internet works and how to use new software. Get your parents permission to do these things and stay up to date.

Now, again, we could cut out the middleman, the two middle people that made you- Batman doesn't have to ask, is where is the reason for any permission, ever for anything at all. Batman doesn't keep his grades off. No, no, no. Well, as Alfred is like a really strict or something,

but Alfred gets it. He doesn't, he's got other priorities. Yeah. Would it be why if there was like a scene in Batman where he was like talking to Vicky Veil Bruce Wayne, he's like, it was so tough on me. Watching my parents die there in the streets. I mean, I did get to stay up and say,

it's like one and I could eat cookies like whenever. But like, and yeah, like I scream, I scream, I scream. I mean, I's like, what, and I could eat cookies like whenever. But like, and yeah, I like ice cream. I was ice cream ice cream. I mean, I was like an eight year old billionaire. It, in that, in that way, I could have like a circus at whatever birthday party I wanted to. My parents could say no. But I'm gonna go punch the sugar.

Did you ever see blank check? It's like that. At the end, he didn't get caught by his parents and get in trouble. And instead it was just blank check forever. Yeah, his parents were unfortunately killed by, let's say in this circumstance, tone-loathe, tone-loathe, killed that kid's parents,

and then he got a billion dollars. And then that's me. You know the difference for you and me, I stopped going to school in fourth grade. I didn't want to go anymore, so I didn't. I didn't do any of anymore, so I didn't. I didn't do it in my pants, good, maybe it would do it. All right, they equivocate really quickly here.

Batman is rich, which helps in the gadget department, but you don't have to be. If you want some pretend gadgets, use an old broken calculator, old clocks, and other broken electronics that have been thrown out in place of gadgets. Take them apart, use the... How do you use the sad man, more likely?

Am I right? And use the components for fun. Ask permission first. But my parents, I'm not reading. I'm not reading an article called how to pretend to be Batman. Yeah. Do you know?

Oh my god. How to be like Batman? And Batman doesn't pretend. He really kicks jokers ass and he fights the human penguin for my rights. Justin, you just made me realize something in saying like, my parents can't stop me. It's like, he always talks about becoming Batman like in like in spite of his like his

parents got killed in the end to become Batman. But if his parents had been around it and you know like a eight year old's like, I'm going to go study with like a sassons and judo stuff. His parents like, no, you're fucking not going to college. You know, that'd be like. No, you're fucking not gonna call it. Stop it, Batman. Cut it out. Make your own bat cave. Every bat man needs a space to call their own.

Batman's cave is where he hides his bat gear, changes into costume and does his bat research. You don't necessarily need a secret passageway to get to your bat cave or a mansion to hide it under, but it's still good to have a space that's yours. Turn your room into a bat cave, keep it private, put a sign on the door that says, back cave, no penguins or able-doers.

You've really got it out for the penguin in this article, huh, article writer? Do you think he calls it the penguin? Do you think he calls it his bat research? I had to get in there and do bat research. Your researching bats? No, I'm a man. I'm a man.

Like, Batman. So, Batreys. Shut up. Leave me alone. You're not my real dad, Alfred. Face your fears. Batman picked a bat. It's just simple because he's afraid of bats.

He wanted to send a little straight fear into a heart of his enemies. Just this bat struck fear into him. If you're not afraid of bats, you need to find and face your own fears like Batman did. This is wrong. If I're not afraid of bats, you need to find and face your own fears like Batman did. This is wrong. If I wanna be like Batman, I need to be afraid of the same shit

Batman is afraid of which is bats. Yes. I mean, if I don't wanna split hairs, but if I was creating Batman from the beginning, yeah, and I was like, okay, what's the thing he's afraid of? He's gonna become, just like a straight fear into bad guy's hearts.

I'd be like, I've become parent killer murderer man, right? Because like, that's, you can't tell me Bruce is more afraid of bats, right at this point. And now he's a superhero that kills bad guys parents. That will be terrifying. He should change his whole thing. Bat mean his whole thing is bats, scary, huh? But like I guarantee you, when the penguins sees bats now, he is at the very most inconvenienced by them.

He should update it based on what is currently most scary in the world. I'm not saying that COVID man would have been like a guy who was around in 2020, 2021, before we whip this thing's ass, thanks Dr. Fauci. Yeah. But you gotta update the brand, you gotta keep it fresh. Yeah. Hey guys, be willing to do what it takes. Sometimes Batman has to live outside the law. He's not a policeman, but he sometimes works with the police.

Sometimes though, the police want to arrest him. However, he's always fighting for the sighted good. Are you willing to do what it takes? Even if it'll get you some heat kick ass. So if you don't have money, if you're burdened with not enough money to many parents, you know, you know what to do about those two things now. And you can do a pretend with a broken calculator if you want. But are you willing to go against the eyes of the law and be getting arrested for the fight of good? Because the cops aren't good sometimes, they're not, and you gotta do what it takes.

So with your broken clock and your broken calculator and your penguin-pulled bedroom, are you willing to go against? To do what it takes. Are you willing to go against to do what it takes? Are you gonna do it, Takes? Talk like Batman as well. Okay, sure. I would have started with that.

I would have started with that before in my business. Batman I am. No, can't do it. Travis, you're way over budget for this season. Actually. Um, so please, please ran it in. Um, the aggressive, it's not very fun. It's like, you know, get strong.

Yeah. Um, Marry's strong. Act tough. Batman's definitely tough and strong. That is true. When Batman gets punched by a bad guy, he never goes like, ow! Yeah.

That's my way there. You never see Batman doing weak and slow movements. When you decide to run, run like you invented it. No doubts. When you jump, jump like a boss. Jump like Batman. Jump like Batman like a boss. Holy shit.

This guy, this is like a high-end trainer. I'm like, I'm training. Did it? Oh, I'm the first person to run. Some of my legs are going in weird directions. They're like, sorry, I'm still figuring it out. I just invented this. The Joker's walking away for you like,

you'll never catch me, Batman. And you're like, oh really? Check this out. Wait, how are his legs moving so fast? Slow down, bats, you're driving me, batty. If this article was like a Peloton class instructor, I could grind, I could really grind it out for out. When you decide to run,

Ruller, you invented it. No doubts, when you jump, jump like a boss, jump like Batman. I'm fucking getting so many splat points today. Thank you so much. I'm thinking back and now I'm wondering, imagine this Batman, right? And he's like one of the bigger bulkier versions of Batman, right? He drops a similar Batman.

Yeah, he's maybe more than the Affleck movie, Batman. Bigger dude, he drops down. There's like 12 thugs, and the first thug punches in the face, and he goes, oh, fuck! That's crying! I guarantee those thugs are gonna be so thrown off. Yeah. They're not gonna know what to think.

And that's when Batman strikes by crying even harder. So hard like, that's coming out. Maybe throws up a little bit. And those guys are like, oh God, I feel terrible. They realize weakness is okay. And sometimes weakness is strength. Yeah, right. And they don't end as easy.

They start talking to Batman. Batman's like, I just can't just talk to you guys. I wanted to know what you need to, and they're like, oh my God, I feel so terrible. That's when he stabs them. It just, I wanna get one last little point in here. It's one of the things in the turn, get your body right thing, is eat a healthy diet.

Another part of staying fit like Batman does is eating a lot of fresh fruits and vegetables. When you want a snack, have some nuts and apple or some carrots instead of fruits, snacks or candy. There's no way that Bruce Wayne doesn't eat like a total child fucking every day, this man subsists. I think he's probably stepped it up to like where he's doing

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You'll see it if you want to consume it. No, get me cold red. No, you can't bet, sir. You can't have any more cold red. I'm a big boy, I did drink. I could buy and sell you. Monster energy drink. You've got to drink it.

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Between the two of them. Yeah. Yeah. To bring back a trio of options so hot and so why 2K Taco Bell has called on no other than Paris Hilton to do the honors. Long time Taco Bell fan. That's why. Okay. do the honors. Long time talk, Obell fan. That's why. Okay, that's hot. Yeah, that's hot. Okay, that's hot thing. Yeah.

And resident XR on What's Hot, Paris Hilton joins in to celebrate the return of the iconic menu with the launch of the brand's first ever hotline. Oh, okay. Fans will now have the chance to get advice straight from the source of what's hot and what's not Paris Hilton need a little life coaching covered. Still wondering if bangs are a good idea. She'll tell you after dialing into the hotline at one eight four four that's hot. T H H O T fans can engage with the selection of six, six, count them, six, pre-recorded messages

while relishing in the heat. The Volcano Menu offers. Are you fucking telling me that this whole time that we've done this 670 times or whatever? We could have just had six pre-recorded ones that would cover all the advice that could possibly be given out. Apparently Taco Bell's Volcano menu isn't just iconic. It's the epitome of hot said parasol. I am loving being part of this why to get revival with my very own hotline

and hope fans will take my advice to slive moss to slive moss. Slive moss. Give me a slip. Slive Moss Slive Moss, give me Slive. Slive, Slive, Slive, Slive, Slive, Slive, Slive is the Sliving is the new it's hot. It's a portmanteau of the word slaying and Killing it while you live your best life So sliving sliving That's cool though that you can do killing and living in the same word. Yeah, that's that's gonna be She's gonna get somebody off of some sort of court case on a technicality. I'm disappointed because I really wanted it to be

Elhaic cut to Paris, so then her like fucking love these tacos. I eat 10 Fucking love. Are you kidding me Taco Bell? I can't get on me. I'm right now while you're in I I love These greasy. We'll bring back bring back the pieces. Do you bring back the pieces yet? I love them Bring back the cool ranch shells. Oh, fuck yeah. Let's check it with the CMO of Taco Bell The TB CMO of the US, the TBCMO of the US, the US TBCMO Taylor Montgomery. We're always listening to our fans and the extensive passion and needs needs, I say, of the volcano fan base could no longer go unmet. Are you serious right now, Taylor? One more time, we're always listening to our fans and the extensive passion

and the needs of the volcano fan base could no longer go unmet. Taco Bell's always looking to deliver on that surprise factor for fans and build on our reputation of choosing authentic partnerships with those who are already mega fans. So to bring the heat for this major campaign, we call it another than Paris Hilton.

All right. This where Taylor tells us they're available one store for like three hours, right? Like, yeah, right. You gotta get there 10 minutes before we close and we'll throw some out the door. Good luck. I did not call the phone number

and I will just say that. So if listener, you can, you can do that in your own time. I'd do it here on the show, but I'm pretty sure it would be a big nothing brother is my assumption, but you can call 1844 THTS H O T. That's hot. That's hot. Nah, I got to call it. Don't I? I got to call it. Even if it's hot. It's hot. Now I got to call it. No, I got to call it. Even if it's nothing, it's still.

It's still some. We'd sell. I can't go unanswered. What if you call in Paris, answers live? Like I didn't think anybody was. Happy. That would be a huge huge. I mean, from mirror lips to gauzeers. I mean, you know, menu hotline where you can get spicy advice from me. Paris Open.

Expert on all things hot. Hold please. May I not have what? What? Why am I a hold? Press one if you're just here for the volcano menu. Press two for advice on sleeping from Paris. Press three if you want Paris here for the volcano menu. Press two for advice on sleeping from Paris. Press three if you want Paris to be your life coach.

Press four to hear Paris's thoughts on bangs. Press five for Paris to read the volcano menu. Press six for a first listen of Paris's unreleased single, hot one. Press. Volcano burrito. That's hot. Volcano taco. That's hot. Lavasas?

That's really hot. Well, that was hot. Need more spice? Order a volcano taco on the Taco Bell app. That's hot. Press one if you're just here for the volcano menu. Oh, thank you. Go ahead.

Press two for advice. May I'm the hot one? Cano menu going to get a copyright strike There's no copyright on this fucking song I'm releasing it directly to the public domain That's not something else that happened it pound I thought it wasn't happening. Palms. Yeah, palms. Dance. Dance.

Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. More options. Parasite. Operator. Wait, that one.

First one, if you're just here for the volcano men. I mean, I advice on slipping. Thank you for advice on slipping from Paris. Sleeving. I've learned that the best way to slip is having amazing friends around you to support you. Speaking of, it would be so hot if

you brought me a volcano burrito right now. Press one if you're just holding. Yeah, in this call, in this call. Yeah, that's a rough. Let's talk about it. Listen, listen. If you show up at Paris's door with a volcano taco, what judge is gonna say like, you shouldn't have done that.

That's weird. I literally called her on the phone and she asked me to. I think Paris held the Sydney Secret messages to bring her volcano taco for Taco Bell. You sound wild unless you pick up your phone, like no, no, no, here. You can just listen. It says not like you guys. She explicitly said and then like the CMO Taylor Montgomery. It's like I we didn't tell her to say that guys

I don't know Would you listen to her exact home address after that we We had to edit it man. I don't know what to tell you but we can't tell her like this isn't door dash parents Like I know this is how that works My six-year-old has a gymnastics class once a week during which I wait with the other moms in the lobby. One of the moms frequently speaks French on the phone or with her other kids.

I'm a native French speaker, but she doesn't know that. It's my daughter only speaks English. Recently, new girls started taking the class and her mom also speaks French. At what point should I let these ladies know that I can understand everything they're saying and in case of the first mom for about a year now, and that's from let me be frong.

Okay. You can't just do it because the person's gonna think you've been sneakily spying on them and like treating them. I don't think that. Okay, they'll know that. They. Think that. They'll know that. They'll know that.

They'll know that. They'll know that. They'll think that you, they heard you singing, singing French and you went away and started learning French. So you could even stop. You speak to them. That's also not a big choice. So let me just go ahead and say,

maybe you walk over to the microwave that's plugged into the wall in front of them and you unplug it and plug it back in and then are launched 30 feet backwards and you sort of get your hands to them and you sit up just like, suck red blue. Oh,

ah, ah, a key of a lelebi-squit, a la boitebi-squit. And then they're like, they'll say something in French back to you and then you can say like. A different French thing. Yeah, a different French thing.

And then you say back in the beautiful French language, like the microwave shocked me so good that I speak your beautiful tongue now. Right. That's a sure fire way of doing it. Yeah, and there's no holes in that plant. It's perfect. It's a perfect plant.

Yeah. And you can sue the gymnastics. And it helps, by the way, if you can put something like French like a croissant or a escargot into the microwave, so that would all that is. That makes a lot more sense in different things. Now, don't put Escart Go in the microwave because you might make Slugman and Slugman. Yeah, flip of the coin if Slugman's gonna be a good entity or an evil entity. I would roll the dice to Slugman or flipping coins. I don't wanna take any chances.

No. Slugman comes down and he's like, ah, they were able to spend French the whole time. Yeah, you're right. I'm like, ah, god damn it. Damn it, slut me, you got them there. Our slugs just snails are that shows? Yes.

Ooh, yeah. Wow. Slugs are snail's experiencing homelessness. That's all that they are. I didn't know that. Okay, there's an egg on my face, all right? Yeah. My partner and I have been together for two years now,

and I think they're the coolest. They're currently professional acts, they're just transferred out of being a funeral director. They speak four languages, two of them dead, and they're triple black, black, black, and crottie. All this, I think we would say third rank, maybe not triple. I bet speaking third languages.

I bet speaking third language is helped as a funeral director. Yeah, Travis. Come now. Please. We're professionals. I speak the tongue of the grave land. Basically this person has co-workers that were repeating these facts as jokes as if they're made up.

It says, for clarification, I work in an warehouse driving a forklift. I cannot have my phone in the floor as I'm driving. So I haven't been able to show them any pictures together. Even so, I feel like it may be weird to show them out of nowhere. Yeah, I'm also 22 far to far too old to be making up a fake girlfriend. That's from totally real in Toronto. You're never too old to be making up a fake girlfriend. Never ever. Never too old. If I can make up fake child care emergencies to be making up of no fake girlfriend. Never ever. Never too old. If I could make up fake childcare emergencies

to get me out of work. Right. Fake job references. Fake part. Whatever, man, fake diarrhea. You're never too old to have an imagination. That's right. It's fine.

But you are correct that if you bust into the break room and you're like, look. There. Proud. Jocqueues! Like that, you're never getting invited to any after work get together. You are going to have to be attacked by Rita Rapulsas, putty crew.

They're gonna have to come out of nowhere to try to kidnap you. Yeah, okay. At the last second who swoops in to save you, it's your partner with their triple black belt and they take down the thugs. And while speaking like Latin and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then they come over and give you a smoochirouskin and they're like, thanks, thanks babe for saving my life. I gotta get back to work now. I gotta get back to work now. These axes won't throw themselves. You know what, your partners should probably bury an ax to the chest of one of the putties at like 30 feet. What?

I don't think the power rangers kill the putties. Professional. Well, these, sorry, Travis, you're assuming that Rita repulsed those goopy guys are alive. Yeah. And can be, and therefore I have a life to, to extinguish. I can also assume that these were actors that you hired to be the putties. Not the actual. That's the way it's time. You just get the real

putties from my more from power. Well, now you're going to have to set up a honey pot for Rita Robolsa. Yeah, my nice thing just my nice thing just a karate tournament at the mall. There you go. Rita repulsed the fucking hates that. She hates the when those happen. Or like an ice cream social that you've been looking forward to, and then absolutely every time. Or for some reason a boccińko machine in the soda shop you guys hang out at.

For some reason that's the thing she has to get her mitslone. That concert at the mall. Really anything at the mall. Yeah, the store opening at the mall. A lot of people assume that the sort of down, the economic downturn of the mall as a concept has to do with the sort of popularization of online shopping as the sort of go-to method of acquiring goods

in this capitalist society of ours. But it's really that reader repulsive makes malls so desperately unsafe. There's no one really wants to be there and risk it for the biscuit, so to speak. And that's the thing, man, the number of times which trees is like, we should go to the mall today

and I'm like, what if reader repulsive is there? And she's like, she can't be at every mall at once. I'm like, yeah, but she can be at one mall and it might be ours. There's no way of knowing. There's no way of knowing There's no way and there's only five power rangers well six depending on what season we're talking about is there a white ranger Right, but dozens upon dozens power Rangers. There's so many power Rangers across a different four the different forces right now But the power Rangers all exists co-exist the same universe. There's dozens of buttons power

What I can't even tell you may have power rangers are there's dinosaurs ones. There's ninjas universe. There's dozens of bundlesons power. What? I can't even tell you I may have power. I'm sorry. There's dinosaurs ones. There's ninjas ones. There's samurai ones. There's race ones, right? There's police ones. There's outer space ones.

There's chuchu train ones. Wait, there's police ones? Is that weird when the other police are there? Like, Reena's there and the police are there. And they're like, no, super police are here now. They're. Yeah. Yeah.

There are, there have been roughly 150 one power ranges according to this website. There's so many travel. Yeah? New zone like a clown. Are they all equally powerful? Jesus Christ, Travis. Okay, I'm actually embarrassed.

It's sort of associated with all 150 one. So it's like long. Zordon died in 1991. Zordon's been dead for 21. Aw man. Yeah. Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. I'm sorry about Travis.

God, I'm embarrassed. Fuck. Fuck. We really appreciate you listening. I love when Zordon did a Taco Bell part. For you to call the phone and get Zordon to talk to you. That is hot.

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You can go to them. TAS, TAS GM by Brennan Lee Morgan, by the way. I see. Yeah, it's gonna be really fun. Can we make the sound bath today a little bit like cleaner and a little bit less like you guys doing bird sounds? Cause I don't think you know what a sound bath is. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is fair, that is a fair. There's no words, there's no, you try to keep it. Imagine you're projecting a sort of energy force out with your like scatting voice. No, not like scatting, see again. Like the opposite scatting. And Griff, excuse me, is it the opposite of scatting? It's in many ways the opposite of scatting.

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