My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 673: Face 2 Face: You Will Pass Your Stones

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Live from the Balboa Theater during San Diego Comic-Con 2023, we've got a 4DX Experience for you that will have you feeling the soup. We're helping people in all dimensions with astral projection, cat hair, and a beaver heist. Suggested talking points:  His Health is Great but I Want to Start Early, Paranormal Lovers, Astral Project or you’re fired, Birds Must Die, Hole Madness, Take a Penguin, Leave a PenguinEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

The McHeroi brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Well Travis claims he's a Sexpert But if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it now Also, this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up you cool baby! What, Terry! It's the start of something beautiful.

A small quainton has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious fraction. I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs up the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you. My life, it's better, it's better with you. This is true, it's better, it's better with you. My life, it's better with you.

My life, it's better with you. It's better with you. Hello and welcome. My brother, my brother made an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother,

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It was pretty good. It was pretty good. This is our advice show and we are so thrilled to be here again with you, San Diego. Thank you. Now listen, I don't want to talk about movies. No, but I do want to talk about sitting a movie because we went to see a 40x film and it was an experience. It was a bad time for yours truly, I think.

Yeah, right off the bat I'll say I was wearing some pretty slippery pants and I was wearing some pretty slippery pants, and I was holding off for good luck. I was like, if you don't, if you don't, 40X, it's like a regular movie, except when they move, you move, baby. Yeah. When they take a punch, we went and saw a different 40X film. There's a spin-off in a long-running automobile franchise.

And at the end of it, Idris Elba had gut punched the seat so many times that my dad passed a kidney step. That's true. That's not a joke. Idris Elba helped my dad pass a kidney stone by punching him in his gut so many times in his wet punch fight. The movie we went and saw this time, there's moments where the seat moves where you're like, that makes complete sense. I mean, a car. But then there was a moment where someone set a phone, like hung up a phone a little too hard and the seat vibrating. Yeah, totally unnecessary.

I think I was supposed to be the phone. Yeah. That moment. Also, as somebody who pees minimum three times during a standard length motion picture, it's fucking bad for me. When I'm like, oh, let me just get out in here when this row in front and behind me are like, you really have to hop onto your moving seat.

Yeah. There is also, there's a mechanism in this 40X experience where you get wet. They spray you with water to make you feel like you're there, right? And that didn't happen. This entire movie, which did have several submarine explosions. There was no water. A little I thought too soon too, right?

I heard that chill go over the crowd. Yeah. But, and then I'm like, I guess they don't do the water no more. And then there's a fight where someone gets soup. Don't go on them, and it's like, pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss There are also puffs of air, which would happen when you would hear the sound of bullets whizzing by, but also sometimes happen when people would get punched in the face. Because you know how getting punched in the face is like a puff of air. It's like an optometrist doing one of those eye pressure tests. So what we've decided to do tonight is install 40X in all of your seats. Yeah, brace your asses.

Can't breathe. Show. Every time Griffin and I have a wet fist fight, you will pass your stones. All stones will be passed. That's our new tagline, by the way. You will pass your stones. My brother, my brother, you will pass your stones.

And we made a law a long time ago that if you pass something during a show you have to name it after us, that's baby's stones, whatever. Whatever. Whatever you, laws. What's the name of it? Uh, uh, uh, this is an advice show, obviously,

and we're gonna help you and everybody you know, uh, navigate this crazy world of arts. Uh, this is our first question. I work front desk at a hotel. This hotel also has a bar with only one bar tender. When he has to go on his 30-minute lunch break, I have to cover the bar. I'm legally certified to serve alcohol, but I have no idea how to make drinks. A glass of wine, pint of beer, jack-and-cocks, are all I can offer. Some guests seem irked. They have to wait a half an hour if they

want a long island at sea. Brothers, how can I fake bartender for 30 minutes without my guests figuring out that I have no idea what I am doing. That's from Rose. It was, it wasn't until hearing Justin read the question out loud just now that I thought so they only know how to do wine and beer and chicken coat. What does it take to get certified to serve alcohol? Are they just like, you're not going to give it to kids, right? All right. Here you go. Here you go. here's your gun in your badge.

Just welcome home. I think we should normalize people telling clients and customers I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to do this. I don't. It was always my favorite part of working at Best Buy, where I would be asked to cover a different section. And it was always like when you're covering appliances,

and a customer would be like, oh, you know, what's the capacity of the swasher? And you're like, um, then you would just grab the tag off the front and back. This says that, and they were never like, I'm gonna leave, actually. They'd be like, oh, okay, great. I'll take it. I'm like, I'm good at this.

Yeah. I did car stereo sometimes. And it was just like, yeah, you could choose any of the knobs in front of you and slap them right in, no problem. And it'll just do the music and all the stuff. I don't know the difference between any of these later on. You just tape it on and it will do it. Yeah, I will do it.

I will say this. You are actually maybe in a position of great power because I am someone who is not like a confident drinker. I don't do it that often. You're not a confident anything, Griffith. And so when I go up to a bar, I've had the experience of, I drink seven and sevens for a while, mostly because they had seven up in them and drinking makes my stomach sick. And so the two kind of just, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

And the person said, I don't know what that is. And then I felt like the biggest asshole in the whole world asking for a drink that didn't exist. You could turn this on its ear. I say this, but if they're like gin and tonic and you're like, ah. I don't know, man. Why? Too continental for me.

Yeah. I don't know what to do. Here, OK. I will say, real quick, just to touch on that. If you can make a jack-and-cog, if you can crack that code, there's a lot of them that do kind of give you a little bit of a hinterouski. Right in the name of it, yeah. So listen, obviously you could learn to make the drinks.

But there's a lot of those. Instead, dedicate your time to learning to flip stuff around behind your back. Now, this is going to be a work of sheer stamina because you might have to do it for upwards of 30 minutes. They order a drink, you don't know how to make, and you're like, come on right up! And you kill 30 minutes into the bartender, comes back. Yeah, that's great. I bet you just, nobody's gonna complain

if you spit out a little fire as part of that. Yeah, wow, they just keep spitting out fire. It's been like 20 minutes. They spit out fire 27 times. Another sorry Travis, much better idea. Hey, is this because I said the thing about a confidence? Is that you don't learn how to do that? And then when they're like, let me get an old fashioned.

You're like, are there any choice of alcohol? And they're like, yeah, let me get some of that. I don't know what bourbon. Can I get that one specific bottle of bourbon? you're like, no problem, I'll check this shit out. Whoop smash! Ah, fuck! No!

Well, we don't have that one. Do you like beer and wine? Have you had this brown, it's Jack Daniels, and it's spicy to me, it sucks to play better. No matter what they order, give them a Jack and cook, and they're like, this is an adjunctonic, and you say, like, that's how we make it here. That's how we do it.

That's kind of our take. It's a deconstructed adjunctonic, where I use jack-deaf, and you'll say, go, go, go, go, go, go. Now, if you'd like, could I interest you in some blind, which is a new cocktail I've been working on? Beer and wine. we love these. Mix them all up.

So I'm very excited because tonight, during the show, along with Megaran, who was incorrect. Fuck, hey, Megaran, right? So good. Oh, I was about to do like a bit, but the bit is called With Special Guests. It's a podcast. Okay, so I'm going to tell you the celebrity guest introducing the musical guests, and they

will tell me what they think devide the energy, the delivery is. Okay. I'm glad you're excited. Here we go. First one, Paul. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lache. Okay. Introducing G Unit featuring Joe. Okay. Also, know this,

Nick Lache is from Cincinnati and until he joined 98 degrees, I think. Yeah. Their family name was pronounced Lache. That's cool. They went, wait a minute, I've got a great idea. Do you have any other cool stories about Nick Lache that you can tell me? They opened a restaurant since the 90s and it failed.

All right. Oh. Okay. Answer me this, are they both there? They are both there. Okay, because I was kind of leaning on maybe just one of them showed up for the artist announcement. Like, oh shit, we got to do that, don't we, babe. All right. They're also both singers. It's just occurred shit, we got to do that, don't we, babe. All right.

We're also both singers. It's just occurred to me how weird it is that they both were like, either one of us could be introducing either one of us. OK, here's what I think. It's Jessica Simpson first followed by Nick Lache. Nick Lache. Nick Lache. Followed by Nick Lache.

She kid. And then Jessica Simpson's like, ladies and gentlemen, and then Nick will say he's like, G-Unit featuring Joe! OK. This is a long shot, but I think it pays off. I get like 50 to one odds. I think Nick Lishay says gun it.

OK. Paul, roll that beautiful bean footage. Ladies and gentlemen, G-UnitU-N-F-E-T-R-N-J. Fucking cyborg. Fucking... The thing that I... He made him... She made him practice it 100,000 times.

Yeah. Every time he'd get out of tempo, she'd slap him across the face. And they're also... And I've never heard people do this while speaking, harmonizing. Yeah. They are both... their voice just enough to harmonize. Why is this shirt so big? What a big shirt, Nicholas, is wearing.

They're still together. You can tell. Yeah. You can tell from that energy, they're still together. They do have the energy together of, these are two random actors that are presenting the same like award at the Oscars. And now we're trying to banter.

He was like David Byrne in the thing that he did. Okay. He's the one. With the big jacket. Big, big suit man. Next one please. Sean Hayes introducing Shaggy. Second performance.

Second performance. Second performance. Second performance. Second performance. Long. Long A. Sean Hayes introducing Shaggy second performance and it is the second performance of the night. Long, long A long A long Y Shaggy. Oh I thought you meant Shaggy. Shaggy.

Lazy Darwin. Shaggy. Shaggy. Shaggy. It was Shaggy. Shoggy. Shoggy. It was Shoggy. Shoggy. It's gonna be like ladies and gentlemen, Shaggy. Okay, roll that tape. Once again, Shaggy. Oh no! Oh no! He's Sean.

Not happy to be there. Shaggy singing again. I have to go back again. Oh no. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. And one last one. Yes. This one, guys, guys, guys.

It's John Lithgow. Introducing Mr. Mr. And here is, I don't normally do this, but I will give you extra context as if it wasn't obvious from it being Mr. Mr. But this is like the 80s Okay, thank you Travis. It's like the 80s SNL and we in the past have seen like 80s SNL with like Don Rickles and Billy Idol was one we did recently. Yeah, yeah, it's There were weird years. Okay cool Okay, so like not the normal way of John Littgaugh Interesting Mr. Mr. Mr.

You may all be thinking right now Is he is he dressed up in some funny kind of costume now? Is that your gas? Yeah, he's dressed up in some funny kind of costume I think he's like up in some funny kind of costume. Uh, I think he's like on the stage with them. Fucking Groven. And he's like, Lacey's young and my favorite band, Mr. Mr. Okay, roll the tape pole. Once again, Mr. Mr.

Wow, Griffin. Wow. Wow. Wow. Paul, can you, well, one more time so we can hear the pronunciation? Once again, Mr. Mr. Pretty cool. I don't know what he's doing there. None of us do. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mr. I love it so much.

Thank you, thank you, everyone. Thank you. I'm so glad we could get him. And that's true. Yeah, it's good. Thank you. But listen, but listen, I've been saving fur from my cat when I brush him to make crafts with it.

His health is great, but I want to start early. What does that mean? I don't want to want that means. You don't want to start early. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. You don't want to start too late and get a small harvest. When I read it the first time, I hoped I would know when it meant by the time I got up here. And that did not come to pass.

How big is the craft? To got to start early. However, his health is great. His health is great. But I got to start early. Are you making a replacement cat? It's like cloning technology. Okay. His health is great.

His health is great. However, my house guests find the zipploc bag under our coffee table strange What's an appropriate receptacle for this golden kitty flees from jewels? This is very this is you can't just anywhere else Anywhere else or not a transparent container at the Zibbler bag. The coffee table, okay, no way, hold on, hold on, Travis, that's stupid. That is stupid, because the last thing you need

in your life is every few months, you're like, what the fuck is this bag? Oh my God, is this, this is full of cat hair? Yeah, don't touch that, I'm doing crafts, I had to start early even though he's in great health. Yeah. Yeah, you're never gonna... Unless you write, okay, now here's the hack is you've got to write cat hair on the outside.

Yeah. And then you've kind of defeated the purpose. Well, that's why you write not cat hair. Not cat hair. But we know the truth. Woo! Baseball cards. Right? Human hair on it. Baseball cards human hair on it

Fucking peel up a floorboard It's the coffee table is where you put things wait did you say you were renting and that was the problem Otherwise otherwise I would like that's what happens if you got a craft right then, though? You're not gonna, you're gonna go John Wick, get a crowbar, like, I gotta give, I gotta scrapbook now! Just, just put it somewhere else, okay? Just put it somewhere else.

You exist only other weeks, this only earth. So there's a not 0% chance that we might end up in your home someday. So I'm asking you for us. For us? Put it somewhere else. This would be, I am somewhat allergic to cats. We had a cat for a long time.

I kind of got over it, but that was a while ago. And now I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to cats again. This would be a saw trap for me. There's a key in the cat hair. Get up on in there. I recently started working for a jeweler who has been helping me develop my art and get it sold. It's been amazing.

I learned a lot, but she has been slowly opening up to me about her spiritual experiences. It started with sensing energy as moved to her describing past lives to me. I study physics, so I'm not really a believer, but this seems to encourage her more. Last time I was with her, she mentioned potentially doing an astral projection session with me. I'll be spending a week following the show with her in Las Vegas helping her set up a shop. So, feel it will become inevitable.

Brothers, how do I fake astral projection? So I can keep this sweet job. It's from N Corporeal in Coronado. It came to me in the moment. Yeah. Wow, I love that. Hey, listen, if you know Travis and your his brother and you do a show with him and he says that, buckling him for the right ear line. When this jeweler says, we're going to do an astral projection session, you say, okay, but can we do it remotely?

That's good. That's good. There is no way she can say no to that. I mean, astral projection is kind of the ultimate work from home. If you think about it. Thank you. It's great. I've seen what Dr. Strange could do with that shit. Yeah, for sure. I think I would just go ahead and do it.

Yeah. You have no idea about an astral projection session. You're imagining that your boss is going to be like, yeah, so there's like five crystals, go lay down in between them and now astral project or you're fucking fired. It's easy. You just shoot your ghost out. Fucking go. Do it. Do it now. Put your ghost out. You see always me. Check this out. I just did it. It's fucking easy. I went to Paris. I was just in Paris, it was awesome.

I think you do it on the clock. I mean, if you're gonna range that, where it's like, yeah, it's like, if part of my shift, I will attempt to ask for a project with you. That's good. But like pay me for it for sure. And also, it's, I don't know much about that's for production

Yeah, you might have gotten that but just say you did it Just say you did it. Oh, yeah, yeah That dog don't hunt cuz then they'll be like no shit. Oh wow fuck Wait, stop, how? Okay, really how? Fuck. You did it on your first try? Fuck, fuck, how?

Was it cool? Fuck. Sounds cool. Show me how you did it again. Yeah, on the clock, on the clock, on the clock. Oh, great, great, great. It's time and a half, time and a half. How do I make asthma inhalers cool?

In pop culture, inhalers are nerdy or indicate weakness. I want to make them badass. That's from Weezing and Wonderland. Hey, hey, listen, just I don't know, but I have a hunch. How many people we got out there with inhalers? All right. So cool. So there's this thing. Smoking, it's not cool. So there's this thing, smoking, it's not cool.

You guys know this? Okay, so people are going through, they're taking old movies, right? And digitally erasing people's smoking cigarettes. But what if? Yes. Instead of just erasing it, we replaced it. Yes. So now you have the spy walk up to the bar, and he's like,

the eagle flies at midnight Yes, or we take very very strong characters specifically like bat hero Yeah, and we make him we's the juice every time he gets in a fight with clown Seamless. You know, clown from clown? Yeah. Well, he's hanging out with Team Bird. Yeah.

Can't wait for clown too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, but it is a shame that we have in our culture. The coolest thing you can do is just rip the biggest cotton out of a that you have. Like a steam punk style cigarette. It's awesome. It's so awesome. But when you have a hailer, it's the, what is the, I don't understand, they're the same action, but like it helps you and one hurts you. And guess which one we celebrate?

Yeah. But one of them has like a weird elbow joint in it. And no one likes those. You got to get them to, okay, here's how we fix it. Okay. You put a long church warden style handle on the mouthpiece of it. So now you're holding your inhaler out here like,

oh, blowing life. And then, it's part two, huge cotton with every life saying that life's a more cotton. Life's a more cotton. Life's a more cotton. There's a little fog machine in there and you get a huge clad of cotton. And it's bad for you, because you have asthma.

Yeah, it's worse than no. It's bad. But everyone will know, like, shit. Look at how good it would look. What a rebel. They have to take care of their lungs, but also they don't give a shit. I love these people.

But if you want to look like the wizard from the accessories king, then you got to go for it. That one wasn't as good as Bat Hero. No. The Duke of the Squ here. No. Um, Duke of the square. Yeah. It just came I'm sorry that just came across my desk. Okay, no, this is important. It's a hundred doll watch. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, let her rip. Hey, you don't have to apologize to us.

I know, but you hope these things will calm down and then right in the middle of a live show, Honidol Watch breaks out and you've got to handle it right then. I'm sorry to you all, I had a whole other thing. I'm just telling you. I told him just silence the AP wire for the hour that we're up here and he's like, I can't, what if big news comes in and here we are.

Please watch the video. It's about Rita, a spiritual... 21! One! Oh no. Oh no, no, no. Herf! That's a spiritual, tangible doll vessel

that gets shipped to you in the mail. Pfft. Pfft. Doll vessel is from our paranormal zone. Rita is her name. Hahaha. What's their paranormal zone? That's what they call the dins.

Yeah. Still going. Video still going. That's so, can I say though? That's so slow. I don't know how you make a machine go that slow. Can I say if they had put some of those big foam Hulk fists on her, I would have bought that doll in a set.

Rita smash. I would have been into that. Hi. Hi, let me introduce myself to you. My name is Terry, and I am a paranormal investigator. I've been collecting paranormal dolls. Nope. Nope. And items for over 40 years.

I travel a minute. She's taking a selfie in this image. I travel. Felt cute, my delete later. I traveled a many different areas in the United States and searched paranormal items and activities. I've been collecting spiritual doll vessels for over 40 years. I have over 2,400 spiritual vessels.

That's too many. So many. If you die in that home, you're not going to know which way you're headed. You're definitely not getting out to heaven. They need to have their own space that they deserve. Well, do they? The love. With the other 2,399.

They're trying to get them out there. They're trying to get them out there. They're trying to get them out to your home. The love and intention they crave. Can I just say, if I was a honoured doll, and someone took pictures of me standing in front of a Ouija board, I would be like, how fucking dear. Ouija board is not included. Oh, okay.

It says right here, once a week, I pull out a few active ones, test them each individually, and try to share them with other paranormal lovers. Wait, paranormal lovers, there it is. Sorry. Sorry, hold on. Paranormal lovers. This week on MTV's Paranormal Lovers, we have even been asked to do sites and TV shows

and articles, but we enjoy our privacy and working with the Paranormal on our own. We live by a very large and old cemetery. I love the privacy I'm afforded in my house with 2400 ghosts inside of it. Let's get to the doll here up for grabs, all caps. You will also get a free surprise gift with this spiritual doll. Everyone likes the surprise gifts. Everyone likes the surprise gifts. What?

Meet nine-year-old Rita that has attached herself to this doll vessel. She is a beautiful, big, life-like doll vessel that wants a lot of attention over 50 years old. Wait, is that nine? Again, the emphasis there was a little... Listen, that's verbatim. Still works. Still works. Sometimes there's little chips and the ghost falls out. This one works. Still works.

I have never seen a doll this old, the head moves and eyes that open and close and it's musical and has paranormal powers. Wow! Wait, hold on. So they're just coming around and saying the description. You know that video watch? It's mechanical. No, that, that parts are video you watch? It's mechanical. No, that part's not haunted.

That's program. That's a cool thing the dog can do. She is a haunted dog, vessel. This beautiful little girl dog vessel is wearing a beautiful white dress. Rita is a high spirited little girl spirit. Lots of bumps in the night with this one. Jesus Christ.

Does it say that? Lots of bumps in the night with this one. That's. Does this say that? Lots of bumps in the night with this one. That's verbatim. Great. Now listen, to more of those, thank you. If you would like to check out her video, please contact me and I can send it to you. Wait, is that how you got the video?

No, it's on the listing already. Okay, why? So cool. So cool. Listen, I don't mean to prime, I don't judge people. You get worked on that's fine. Those aren't her original hands, right? Like we all know that, right?

Oh, Travis, yeah, wow. We can all agree those aren't her original hands. I don't know. So cool. Rita enjoys doing the haunting sessions with us. She really loves the paranormal. Thank God, right? I mean. Oh, I hate this fucking stuff.

It sucks. I'm here forever at... Sucks, it's tough. What a neurotic punishment I've been given. Excuse me, the creeps. She can be a great companion. She is so much fun to work with. You can just feel the presence and warmth flowing from her.

She likes to flicker the lights on and off, and she plays with the voice spirit box. She has been tested personally by me with three different methods, very active, hard plastic. Hard plastic, easy to ship, and you can take her places with you if you like. I would hope so. Well, I'm going to do it by an awesome doll like this and just leave it at home. Rita is so cool.

Rita is so cool. And she has an alluring face that is so taunting. What the fuck? I have lots of people asking me for spirit vessels all the time like Rita. Rita, she has life like eyes that are very rare. Creepy eyes. I have lots of people asking me for spirit vessels all the time like Rita Rita She has lifelike eyes that are very rare creepy eyes that looks really neat long lashes You can be see how big she is in the pictures I posted Rita standing over the corner like hey

What words did you use to describe my eyes? Oh? Nice things definitely right their lifelike Wait, what's that other word you're talking about? She is a really special vessel. You will definitely hear bumps in the night with this one. Awesome. Yeah, cool. It's a second mention of that. She's clumsy as shit.

If you feel that a certain one of my dolls or clown vessel is calling to you, or you may notice you're being drawn back to a certain one of my vessels over and over again to make no mistake as you may just be the one they're searching for. Do not be afraid. She is a good vessel that brings good karma and fun, child girl vessel.

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I know you do, yucky jester grunt. It comes out every Wednesday, the worst day of the week, wherever you download your podcast. For our next topic, we're talking Fyota, the baby hippo from the Cincinnati Zoo. I hate this little hippo. Hey, when you listen to podcasts, it really just comes down to whether or not you like the sound of everyone's voices. My voice is one of the sounds you'll hear on the podcast Dr. Game Show, and this is the voice of co-host and fearless leader Joe Firestone. This is a podcast where we play games submitted by listeners, and we play them with colors

over Zoom we've never spoken to in our lives. So that is basically the concept of this show. Pretty chill. So take it or leave it, Bucko. And here's what some of the listeners have to say. It's funny, wholesome, and it never fails to make me smile. I just started listening and I'm already benzene. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

I wish I discovered it sooner. You can find Dr. Game Show on MaximumFun.org. So we are going to call some folks down to the microphone. We ask you to sit in your questions. You all did. Thank you so much. And we're going to call some folks down by name and seat number. And all right, let's begin.

Hello. Hi, I'm Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi, Savannah. OK, so sorry. I'm going into my sophomore year of high school. And for freshman year, I've been really into both Water Polo and crew at the theater. Okay.

Water polo and crew for theater, not the boat going fast one, sports one. Okay, cool, cool. Okay, so for a little bit of backstory, I am the youngest of four siblings. My older three have all been like, I mean, the two oldest have been like super involved in the theater program at our school. They got all the lead roles and stuff. And I just kind of just got roped into it. And I had a lot of fun.

I, instead of doing the acting stuff, I did a lot of the crew. I did run crews so pretty much during singing in the rain, I was moving stuff around and those stuff. You're like the Paul of the theaters. OK, that's great. I do take a lot of inspiration from him, yes. We all should. Yeah.

OK. And the stage manager and associate stage manager said they wanted me to consider being stage manager. The big show. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get the call. A lot of pressure. Yeah, yeah. I think I can do it, and that's fun, but like I've also been like super involved

in water polo. It was like kind of like my own thing, like I could just have for myself. Hey, so your question Savannah is which one should you pursue, right? Yeah. Can do both. I've never been able to say this to another human being in my life. I think you'll have an easier time getting a job in the theater. Wow. All about the money. I don't know much about water polo. And that is in and itself the issue with VISA V employability. For sure.

For sure. For sure. For sure. For sure. I mean, there's got to be some musicals about water polo. And if there aren't, see a need, fill a need, Savannah, to be your thing. We're gonna need to flood this theater.

Just one night only. Just doing both till somebody makes you quit. Most people are really conflict diverse and they're not gonna be like, hey quit doing this other thing. Just doing both till somebody makes you quit. Yeah. Most people are really conflict diverse and they're not going to be like, hey quit doing this other thing. Just doing both and if you stop loving one, just don't show up anymore, it'll be fine. You're young, you got a lot of time here to figure this stuff out. So just do the one that you feel like doing that day and I wouldn't, just don't worry about,

just don't worry about anything, okay? Because later you will have to all the time, so you shouldn't be worried about this. You're going into the tenth grade. Do whatever you want, Savannah. You're doing great. Do whatever you feel like every day. You're doing really, really great. Thank you, Savannah.

Thank you. You're great. I feel like we just grabbed the handle of the sliding door of Savannah's life and just decisively yanked it. See, I feel like Justin just kind of wedged both of the sliding doors open. Is that what you want? Whichever one you want. I'm just going to hold these for you.

Yeah. Hello. Hi, I'm Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Hey, Emily. So, Emily'm Emily. Hi Emily. Hey Emily. Emily fans in the audience. We just met. Oh cool. Yes, kicks ass. So I have a roommate. We've lived together for a while, never any problems.

But a little while ago, I walked into our shared bathroom and I found a paracord in the shower. The core of the fruit pair. Because we had, honestly, at first I thought the email, when Griff was reading it, I thought it was paracord. And that's also pretty wild in the shower, I would say. I think they're both pretty wild things to find in there. But a paracore, it was. Yeah, a fully eaten fruit.

Yeah. Well, not fully. Oh, not fully. Yeah. Some of us care about this stuff. Yeah. I still don't know what the story is. I haven't asked her about it.

Well, I can guess. Yeah, I can probably write that story for you. So I was eating a pear in the shower. And then I said, I'm both of them about at the same time. Prologue. I was dirty and also eating a pear. I thought I could marry you.

You'll never believe what happened to me. Yeah, I don't think I have a problem with it. But I was really, really. You just wanted to talk to, you know, 1500 or closest friends, right? But it's really not an issue. You should have a problem with it. And it's not a problem with person

ate the fruit and the shit, whatever, whatever. Then they left. That's a pretty huge issue. Don't just wave that one on. Listen, people are busy. You don't always have time to shower and then eat the pair. Now I will say this. Sometimes I'm at the refrigerator,

and I think I wanna taste the Gucci snack, and I see my friend grapes there. And I'm like, yeah, grapes, but then grapes are like, you gotta wash us all, oh man. And I'm like, ah, you're right. I'll do chips. I don't have to wash chips. Wait, so this really cuts out the middle man

and is like, the pair's looking at you like, hell yeah, brother, we're both getting washed. Did you also find a colander in shower? Is it possible? Have you ever seen your roommate eating a pear? Maybe she gets real messy doing that. And she was like, you know what? I'll do it at the same time.

It's like to keep through. That's just like that. I'll make it the clean up and the eating on one. I would hate to find a pear core. That would be terrible. A pear core? A pear core. What's a pear?

A pear core. A core of a pear. I'd hate that. Why? Anytime I see something that I don't know what it is, my immediate assumption is that it's a dead bird. No, that's a parrot's core. No, I know.

The core, the innermost work is a parent. Anytime I see, no, listen to what are the words. Okay, try it. Anytime I see anything I don't recognize, anything in any place I am. That is bird size no okay yeah within reason within reason okay within reason I think I said my first assumption is it's a dead bird I'd suggest into the Museum of Modern Art once and

he was like within reason I'm saying a pair core could be a spara. It could be a small, a small, flighty spara. That's a great point, you say there's birds of off-sizes that can and will die. Must die. For there to be more birds, the birds must die. Must die. They have to make room for the mover. I'm just saying if I see something I don'll recognize I assume it's a dead bird,

so it'll be unfortunate to see a pear court in the shower. Sure. And I'll have a moment where I'm like, oh, poor sparrow. So if you saw a pear court, you'd be like, damn, that tubular bird is dead. I'm saying it's a very quick thing, right? It's like very fast. That, yeah.

That's stymmed bird. Oh, no, I can see it's seeds. Oh no. If you give a mouse a cookie, if you give a roommate cart blanche to eat in the shower, you're going to go in there one time and be like, there is a little bit of spaghetti in here. And it's not in a place you can spray it off. I'm going to have to go washcloth.

Okay, and you're certain it was the roommate. Yes, only one roommate. I asked because chilling, we all grew up in the 90s, a lot of animal movies of like Dustin checks in, right? Shenanigans, is there maybe a cappuccine monkey? Yes. Running wild in your house, eating pears all open. Could it be a cappuccin monkey?

Maybe your roommate's other pair, the shower's like, ah, damn it. Wait, we should actually not as is your roommate a cappuccin monkey. You guys are saying like cappuccino. Yes. Okay, I don't think that's bad. What do you think it is?

A dead bird? Is that help? Yes. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hello.

Hi, I'm Ben. He, him. Hi, Ben. Hi. I can't fucking wait, man. Oh, shit. Well, I guess I'm going to start by saying that I will abide by whatever decision you choose here. Oh, of course.

No, don't do that. Hey, wait, no. Don't do that. No, no, no, I want too late Travis. I've already done it. Definitely binding arbitration. God damn it. Yeah, it's binding arbitration.

Not again. So my question was, should I go to the Grand Canyon? Kick ass. Hell yeah. I said you go to the Grand Canyon. Here it is. Hey, wait a minute. They didn't ask you. They asked us.

And Ben could have, you're all here too. Ben could have asked you, didn't ask us, because Ben knows we're the number one premier Grand Canyon experts. We're going to ask some follow-ups right now, okay? Before we can pass, does it, do you like big, big holes like, shouldn't it, like, and do you like big holes and can you lie? Ooh. Oh yeah, actually, yeah.

Do you have a twin that never lies that we could ask? Anyway. No, sorry, I'm in only chill. Okay. Just like, do you like, when you wait, hold on, Ben might be lying about being in only chill. I may be the lying twin.

What's the biggest hole you've ever seen in real life? Don't be funny. Don't be funny. Don't be funny. We're just thinking about big holes you've seen in the earth. Because here's a real thing, Ben. A lot of people go to the Grand Canyon and see this truly astonishingly large hole and freak the fuck out.

Yeah. Okay. Paul, what are you doing? Paul, take it down. Take it down, Paul. You didn't give them a whole madness. Ben, do you suffer from whole madness? Ben, every shut up.

What's the biggest hole you've ever seen? Think of a lake bed. Now, remove the water. How do you feel? Ben. Okay, so on my way down here, I stopped by crater lake, and that's a very deep lake, which would be a very? Big. Okay, so on my way down here I stopped by crater lake and that's a very deep lake which would be a very deep hole. Okay, yeah, sure.

Yeah, it's actually, that actually tells us a lot. I'm sorry we did so many jokes when you had this fucking really helpful information right in the chamber. Man, I didn't know you were a big hole enthusiast. The fact that you love the game that's much you've never seen the big dog, that's wild. For some of you that is so, so horny for whole. We only have so much time left on this earth, man. What if they fill it in for a Starbucks?

What if you fuck? You got a, they filled it in and they, they, they paradise and put in another human being coffee. They put them in a tree museum. Uh, this is what the onceantsor Wonders about been. I knew this was gonna have been. Hey, Ben, let me ask you some questions. Make sure you're ready for the Grand Canyon.

Okay, okay. Pop quiz hot shot. You walk up to the edge of the Grand Canyon. What is, and I don't want any answers from anyone but Ben on this one. The acceptable amount of time to look at the Grand Canyon before you walk away going, wow. There's a correct answer to this bin and if you clock way under it, I don't know

that the Grand Canyon is for you, pal. If you go way over it, I know you're a fucking poser. So which is it, bin? Look in your heart. How long do you look at the Grand Canyon before you walk away and go, wow, I got a preface this because I am a geologist. What the f***ing slow playing us this whole time? Hey, you know what, Ben? You're not allowed to go to the Grand Canyon now. Yeah, we've put it to you. I'm taking it away from you, Ben.

I'm still. No one tell him about it. I'm no one tell Ben what it looks like. I've never been madder at a stranger in my life. I've never been madder at a stranger in my life. Ben, the question begins, I'm a geologist, and I'm bored by holes. Can you convince me to go the Grand Canyon? PS, in case you skip the first part,

I am in fact a geologist. That is the most important thing. I would say, Ben, the two-field on the Grand Canyon I am in fact a geologist. That is the most important thing. I would say, been the two-field on that email was less important than including the fact that you were, I would rather you send that to a fucking stranger than forget to say you're a geologist. I specialize in the study of Canyon Meat, the meat that Higgans is made of.

Should I just see the base of it, the only way he could be worse? That's the problem with it. He looks at the whole, and he thinks, I just keep thinking how much better it would be if it was all rocks. Think about all the rocks they could have put in here, man. This is a fun. Exactly.

Ben, I have lost all trust and faith in you at this point. And I'm worried that now you're gonna drop like, by the way, I've already been to the Grand Canyon. Yeah. I live inside of it. I go there every day. I have a partner made of rocks that I've built at the bottom. It is my home. We've had children together. I'm slowly filling it with my spawn. I'm rocks. I'm the Greg Canyon. My name is Ben. I'm the Greg Canyon turned into a person for one day because it's show. The locals have

started calling it Ben's Greg Canyon. Should I go? Should I go, guys? I bought the Grand Canyon from Joe Biden. Should I go look at my new house? Hey, Ben, hey, Ben, hey, Ben, check this out. We will, I can say, with almost complete certainty, do on my brother, my brother, me, in San Diego again. When we do that, you will be delivering a two- minute PowerPoint presentation

About your trip to the grand king. I'm gonna take it. If you don't get in contact with us before that show I will take an opportunity during the show to burn you to the town Okay, I fucking ash it. I will take it one step further Ben and say If we come back next year that means you have a calendar year to go to the grand canyon and I I fucking ash him. I will take it one step further, Ben, and say, if we come back next year, that means you have a calendar year to go to the Grand Canyon. And if you don't do it in that time, never. Never.

You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here.

You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should run here. You should Do it. You've been a huge thorn in my side for too long. But you could get in my brother, my brother, and me perjury. I love it. Everybody big hand for Ben.

Ben's been a great student. Thank you. Thank you, man. Ben, please. Hello. Hello. Hey, can you just, can you give us just one, like literally, just can you give us like five seconds to kind of recent

or else we are going to be coming at you with an energy that no human being should have to. If you can just give us five, just do a quick box breath and then more. You can just show first that, you can see what we're saying. Okay, hello. Hi. Hi, okay, wait, I sent you two questions.

Is this about the beef? This is the one that you sent one nine hours ago about the zoo. Okay, more ease. Yeah, so there is a zoo kind of near my house, and I really like the beaver there, and I kind of just want to go there to hang out with the beaver. Don't laugh, you assholes, but-

You have a connection with the beaver. That's beautiful. I'm worried if I just go there, like, you assholes. But- They have a connection with the beaver. That's beautiful. I'm worried if I just go there, like, you know, will they like be like, you can't keep seeing the beaver. How long will it hold on? When you say they, do you mean the workers at the zoo? Yeah, the beaver at the zoo.

The bea-zoo. Hey man, this is starting to get weird. I don't know if we're there yet. I want the beaver to move in with me. No, no, no. I'm not like the Italian. I sell off of you going to the zoo, pal. Sorry?

How often are you going to the zoo? Well, I'm tempted. I'm kind of put off by the anxiety of, I kind of miss him. I want to go see it. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, man. Okay, here's what we got to do.

The problem is, nobody, under... Okay, here's what we got to do. The problem is nobody understands. Wait, you didn't answer the question. How often do you go to the zoo? Not as often as you'd like, because you're in there. Yeah, I was often as I'd like, but maybe once a week. That's good. That's a good amount.

I think the thing you got to do is start hyping up this this beaver so everyone would want to come see it. So it's not weird so you can get lost in the crowd. So it's like, if it's like a cool of the moment, sometimes animals kind of, remember grumpy cat? Sometimes animals kind of pop off. So if you can get Maurice... What, tell us about Maurice. Yeah, tell us about Maurice. Why are tell us about Maurice, why you like this?

So the zoo's kind of small, so it's just, there's just one bee. Just the one bee, right? I feel like it's great. There's other animals though, right? I think that's kind of. They have other animals, yeah. This is so important, because otherwise, Max,

they're so happy to have you. Thank you for coming. In fact, where are you here every day? Yeah, I just when I'm there, I'm worried, like, the amount of time I spend there, that I'm gonna think I'm gonna steal them or something. Just now, hold on, wait a second. The way you said that was like it.

The way you said that, my friend. The way you said that was like, so, it would be so crazy if you... Dude, I just look at my reason, he seems so lonely on there by himself. Wouldn't it be wild? I, my favorite zoo in the world is the St. Louis Zoo because they have a, it's so good. It's totally free to everyone and it's a great zoo.

Lots of great animals in it and they have a penguin exhibit where you could, if you wanted to, but I'm pretty sure they have security there for if somebody gets froggy, you could just grab a pink. Like, they're pretty close. You could just grab it. But then you take a pink one, you do have the lethal pink one.

That's the thing. And not the pink one, they've had problems with that. Yeah. You mean angry bird man. Angry bird man, excuse me. Angry bird man, back here, it's worst friend. What's best? I've had the idea many times in this room.

Oh, I agree with Batman, you're my worst friend. I do still love you, but I have to explain a lot when you come around. You were supposed to pick me up at the airport, big, cold, Burf friend. Fuck. Um. I have the thought.

You could say my life in the worst. I have the thought every time you say my life in the war? I have the thought every time I go into this chamber, I could steal a penguin. How much of it is you... I think there's a bit of projecting happening there, because I think you've at least had the thought once of, could I have a Maurice-based caper? And Maurice would Maurice want me to? Yes. Does Maurice have a longing looking inside?

Does Maurice? It's a small enclosure. Okay. Okay, now we're fucking joking. You're winning me right the fuck up. Listen, now hold on. Now listen. If you stole Maurice, would you be able to look at Maurice in the forest and say,

go on Maurice? I'll never see you again, but this I love you this much. Go on. Yeah Whatever makes them happy okay Okay now if the beaver would not flee of its own volition If the beaver would not flee of its own volition, would you be willing shut up, would you be willing to punch worries the beaver in the face to get Marie out of love to get him to go into the woods and live a new better life?

I'm not ready to shirk the answer back last time. Good, because it was a fucking trap. That's good, that's a fucking trap. Zoo cops, we got you. Now, God didn was a fucking trap. That was a fucking trap, zoo cops, we got you. Now, God didn't help did it. No, no. He's still really.

That's not even what the fucking question was about, though, we got so far off track. I have never met a zoo employee who is anything less than stoked that people are here getting excited about animals. So I think I suspect that they will not turn on you and be like, you're too into the animals. All you gotta do, bring a sketchpad with you. Oh, that's huge.

Oh, that's now in. Max, let me also say, I have no idea what your artistic ability is. So there is a chance that at one point, Azuki was like, what the fuck? That is not what Marie flew like. That's a potato with big teeth. You say, that's why I'm practicing. Does that help?

It's OK. It's OK, it's okay. You could say no, it's okay. I named him, that's not his legal name. That's not his Christian name. So wait, are you telling me that the side outside is in closer just says a beaver? Mother fucker out Yeah, now we do need to steal Maurice Reese well hold on wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, say thank you to Megarann again. The best. So good. So fucking good. We each independently backstage while that was happening, say to each other, God, I wish we'd done music stuff instead. That seems like such a lot of fun.

Thank you, Megarann. Thank you. Yes. Thank you to the Balboa for having us. Yes. Gorgeous theater. We could be performing here. My laptop recognizes the Wi-Fi automatically now,

and that feels very good. That's luxury. And that's how you know your home. Thanks to everybody that came to the show last night and are signing today and our panel yesterday. Yeah, thank you. It's been you to Paul and Rachel and Shannon and Amanda, and Christina and our dad and Carol and everybody

who has helped us put the show on. It means so much to us. I am tragic, noose. The Viva does have a name. And yeah, y'all, I'm sorry. I know we were building steam to get off stage. I have a car picking me up to take me to the airport at 4.30 a.m. tomorrow. I cannot wait to be back.

I sleep in my hotel room, but we must address the fact that this beaver has a fucking name. And it is Buckley. That's really good. Thank you Shannon for hunting that down in real time. It's Buckley the Beaver. That's pretty fucking good though. Yeah, it's a good name. We may have, maybe Buckley, Marice could be a nickname or something. Maybe we get them a second beaver.

But we're gonna be- Buy a new beaver at the beaver store. Oh my God, how much does it cost to buy a beaver? They're in the forest. Oh, thanks. Did you think Montagne? Oh, thank you, Montagne. Thank you, Montagne, for the history of theme song,

my life is better with you. Thank you to Paul and Clint and Amanda. I said that. And Shannon, please work on sourcing a beaver for sale for us. I thank you're Rachel. I said that. Oh, fuck, okay. I was so busy getting freaked out by the fact

that this beaver has a kick ass name already. All right, are you already to join us in a cleansing side, okay? Okay, listen. From the aisle over, your mind. From the aisle this way, your travisus. From the aisle this way, your trawzes. From the aisle that way, your griffins. Let's try to make a consistent here.

Let's talk amongst ourselves. Our past live show, Sonic Baths, have been pretty gnarly. Because I don't think you all know how the practice works, and you make a lot of buck wild fucking sounds. That then spread throughout hundreds of people. I'm more of an astral projection guy. Okay, cool. All right, let's begin.

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