My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 674: Plato's Rave

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

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Can you imagine if we were? Oh my God. It would be a different. Wow. Yeah, right? It's like wicked different. I can't even begin to think about how to impact my life in a different way, just this show.

This show would be weird. This sure would be different. Cool, though. We would still be past the window where we'd be playing professionally, though. Oh, that's a great point. So we would be retired basketball players just in Travis and Griffin, Matt. That's cool. Actually, I like that. I like that. To do any here of the story that I'll, you know, feel good story. And really it is, it's going to feel good story that I'll you know, feel good story and it really it is

It's gonna feel good at the end of this is let's clarify. I just this this this story is one of those rare wins for everyone Oh, okay, all right, it comes to his courtesy of our friends at Harmony House and as you know, we've been supporting Uh, you've been supporting more accurately Harmony house with our assistants for many years. And they often profile their staff on the page, teaching about the people at Harmony House. Sure, sure. Okay.

And sounds fucking hysterical so far this story. Thank loving it. Yes, agreed. Okay. And I'm saying right now, I wouldn't say I'm feeling good. I'm feeling cautious. I'm feeling I'm feeling nervous. Yeah. You shouldn't feel nervous. This is a great story. So it kind of feels like you're about the docs, somebody, but go on. No, no, not doxin anybody. Not doxin anybody. More than. Okay. So I want to tell you about Gary who works at Harmony House.

Cool. Gary is the custodian at Harmony House. I've shared a picture of you of Gary as you can see. Gary looks awesome. Gary looks very cool. Right. Yeah. Gary's the custodian has been for two years.

This is a very big bushy beard bandana around the head. Some tats, some tats, some jeans shorts, a bike or Santa Claus. A bike or Santa Claus. Biker Gandalf, I would actually be more than one. Biker Gandalf, yeah, that's a way back off. Biker, biker earnest. Biker earnest.

And he's holding a baby when it was new grandkids. Fuck Gary. Gary. Who also the baby just picture perfect. Just picture,'re loving it. So it comes out for Gary's time to do his bio his like staff bio for team Tuesday Oh, I see dog in the background. Yeah, I don't even see the dog Wow Gary is so captivating that I missed the dog in time Gary's like I'm not fucking doing that. Absolutely not. I'm not gonna write my own bio His wife also works at Harmony House and she's like, I'm not fucking doing that. Absolutely not. I'm not gonna write my own bio.

His wife also works at Harmony House. And she's like, all right, I'll write your bio for you. No problem. Okay. So her bio for Gary goes like this, hello, my name is Gary Gilbert. And I've been a custodian at Harmony House for two years. I'm responsible for two buildings.

I get the luxury of seeing my beautiful wife at work every day. Just don't, I just don't know how I'd manage without my beautiful wife. Seriously, I don't think I'd be able to find one single thing without my beautiful wife. She not only cooks and cleaves for me, but she also finds everything that I look for. She is truly the best wife ever. My hobbies include watching sports and driving my beautiful wife crazy with my ducks, Bob, and Sandy. My beautiful wife and I have three Bob and Sandy. My beautiful wife and I have three children who blessed us with four grandchildren. That's my story and I'm sick

and to it. Okay. So May owns Gary. We're all so bad. Yeah. We're like public love it. Love it. Love it. All delighted about it. Now I'm going to make a real short All delighted about it. Now I'm gonna make a real short shift here in the tab that I'm sharing with you guys. Because now we're gonna look at the real quick, if you could just dip into the traction, boys, if you would look real quick. Holy shit, hurts.

Oh my God, it's been liked by 52,000 people, almost 1,000 comments shared 228. What happened? Why did this happen like this? So the combination of Gary's raw sexuality and also maze enchanting description with which many people, all I would say many readers on the internet took to be absolutely face value has created

a very specific but incredibly potent first trap. Gary, Gary. It is. Wow, yeah, you did, it's not something that I appreciated at first, but as soon as you brought up the possibility I was like oh you like blew my hair back I was like you guys can actually look I've linked you the post you can go look for yourself if you'd like to enjoy But this post is now

Wow People trying to get some Gary ass a lot of ladies and fellas Everybody wants a slice of this beautiful man who has now gone Absolutely viral my Lord almighty Beautiful man blessing only blessings beautiful man. Oh God bless this beautiful man now people are asking where it's so lovely What that did you now these these these are pretty um Tame because how many houses have been working over time to delete all ass all of the ass All ass all of the ass

Submitted for Gary's perusal Yep, that's a good for Gary's approval. Here's some ass and also boobs and stuff just for Gary Just for Gary. It's Gary special day. Holy shit Guys special day holy shit. Guys, they call Harmony House that are like, let me tell you Gary right quick. Gary is, I would say for some of you who didn't want to write his own bio nonplussed with the attention. Yeah, back. He is receiving it is all digital.

So it is very easy for Gary to To ignore but That's the story of how the shelter for people experiencing homelessness Created a gigantic thirst trap starting the Cassarion Gary Gary. Wow Congratulations now to Echoes to echo the tone of many of the comments that were left Sort of indescribably. Congratulations to you now. Yeah, congratulations now.

Blessed, blessed, blessed be this beautiful man. Congratulations. He is beautiful man, Gary. Blessed that ass. Blessed that ass. Don't object to phi Gary, he's a man. I can't help it. Just like you and me, with spider web tattoos on his arm, I think there's some kind of cool tattoos. Listen. Yeah, we're all cool sexy Gandalf's I get it. Yeah. Okay. So

four to me and off hand hanging out. So let's move on to the questions for the episode. We ask you if you have a real life problem that we can help you with, and we do, we've been doing it for, what guys? 12 years now, something like that. 13 years, 13 years. That doesn't mean anything though in the grand scheme of things. No, it does, it means that we are here. No, it stopped us from coming in. No, it doesn't. Hey, it does, Justin, you're right.

In that regard, like we are physically corporeal, Mmbmba at maximumfund.org, is the email, send us your questions, and you can be internet famous just like this person. They're angry. There's a house. There's a house behind my apartment and have a clear view of the backyard

from my bedroom window. The homeowner has a bunch of bird feeders back there and takes pictures of all the visiting birds, squirrels, and chipmunks with a very professional camera setup. He usually leans out an upstairs window or sits on the patio for these photo shoots and that's the only time I see him. So how do I ask him where I can look at all this sweet squirrel picks? If I open up my window and ask, I'll just scare all the animals away. No, I don't know the house is addressed to drop off a note or anything. I really want to see the picks, brothers. Any help is appreciated. From ready. Ready for rodents and Richmond. First, first blush, why they're everywhere,

First, first blush, why they're everywhere, and you can see the real deal, holy field, outside of your window, probably right now. You can just conception where photography is a layer of art on top of the, the eye of the... Of a lot of stuff, I agree, I agree, but these are squirrels. Yeah, they are squirrels.

You've never, so you've never seen a photo of a squirrel and thought, well, that squirrels got personality. I don't think I've ever needed to see a photo of, I've never sought out a photo of a squirrel before. I might have seen one on accident and magazines. Well, I don't see it now. And I flipped away from it as fast as I possibly could. Cause I don't mean that.

You're missing out, friend, man. You get a good photographer who can really capture the soul of the squirrel. Oh, oh, now it's hard. Baby, that's art. You get a beautiful, beautiful cardinal that represents everything that makes West Virginia great. And you see the cardinal. Fuck the 17 other states that tried to claim cardinal for their stay bird. It's only what's happening here. I live in Ohio. Ohio is trying to get out of here. I see that cardinal. about the 17 other states that tried to claim Cardinal for their stay bird. It's only wasn't there first. I live in Ohio, Ohio is trying to, ah, get out of here.

All you can do is call. Like when people, like West Virginia sometimes tries to get big foot, like guys, they ain't happening. It ain't not mothin' in the past. We got mothin' in the past. That ain't ours. Like, I think, look, look, Griffin, look. Griffin, look.

Thank you, Justin, I was trying to buy you time. I knew you could do it. Look at that guy. Look did that guy look at that? Okay, well this isn't fair because you've chosen a picture of a very thick squirrel sitting in a potted plant in the middle of a snow storm. Yeah. And it's fair, this is a special one.

But like, do we think that all show me, show me the next, tell me the next 10 words in this photo of a squirrel. Tell me the next 10 pictures of squirrels, and I'll drop by this rates right now. That's what I'm saying, man. I'm saying that you don't know until, hey, question, ask her.

You might not know the address off the top of your head. You can suss it out, right? Yeah, you could Google Maps that. I bet, figure it out. Just walk around. What do you talk about Google Maps? You know, physically, where the house is. Walk around the corner. They got numbers? Google Maps. You know, physically, where the house is.

Walk around the corner. They got numbers on them most of the time, yeah. You can probably judge it in space. Like, okay, my buildings there, they're buildings there. I just gotta go to the opposite side of where my building is. Now Griffin, Justin has gotten you another picture there. Yeah, this one sucks.

You don't like that acrobatic? Like, it's just a squirrel. Now that's what squirrels fucking do, man. They're little acrobats. They're great. I'm saying they're great. They're all over. You do have one method of communication

with this person that you know of, and that is the camera that they have capturing images. So if you were looking to get some info to them, mm hmm, one one option that you might have available to you is maybe just like popping up, mm hmm, in this in the stills, maybe holding up a little that's fun, like American beauty. So they're viewing the stills and it's like, oh, there's a human. I got a rare, oh, they want to know my handle, right?

Yeah. Oh, they're dressed like a squirrel. They're dressed like a giant squirrel, that's unnecessary. Oh, they're commanding the other squirrels? They're yelling at me, what's my address? Even though they're standing 20 feet in front of the building in which I currently reside.

Oh, it looks like they broke their leg jumping out of their window because they were afraid they wouldn't be able to find my currently reside. Oh, it looks like they broke their leg jumping out of their window, because they were afraid they wouldn't be able to find my house otherwise. Oh no. They're photographing me. That's fun. Now, this is a picture of a squirrel. It says squirrel love stories with 11 squirrel stories.

This is a book, I guess, with 11 squirrel stories from... Like Geert, by Geert, wagon. But what do you sit, Geertin, tell me about the Squirrel? That's an AI. That's a fucking AI squirrel. Yeah, nice try, dude. You can't even tell the difference between human art and AI art, Justin.

That's a real squirrel. That's a fucking AI squirrel, dude. That's a fucking AI squirrel, dude. That's a squirrel pick of a squirrel. That's a squirrel pick. That's a squirrel pick. That's a squirrel pick. That's a squirrel pick for the squirrel.

Look at the squirrel. That's a fucking, I don't know. Gearwagon is an acronym for chat GPT. Yeah. This is a book written by robots. Okay. Because squirrel love stories. And no one asked them to do it.

This is how we find out. This is how we find out. The singularity Justin. Vomiting one more. Vomiting one more. Computers love squirrels. Give me one more chance. That's how, that's how common it's even works.

What is this squirrel fan jam doing? This is a squirrel doing a sort of split across two sunflowers. His got big bushing tail. You can see his like, Kloika or whatever. Pretty good. This is chat G.P.T. too, my friend. I'm afraid there's no way that this. I give up.

If you're gonna be convinced that everything good in the world is Hey, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. No, but I'm saying these I don't like it I don't like seeing the squirrels but whole again if I wanted that I could just go outside Would would ask would chat GPT include the Chloe guy. I feel like it would want to shield it Yeah, you get you type in all kinds of shit. It's like make a picture of some flowers, squirrel, spread, Van Dam, plus cloaca, and put the cloaca in quotation marks. It takes weeks.

And that makes it necessary. He said it has to include it. Must include it. Yeah. AI is so cool. It does everything for free. I hope it turns me into a battery. I would love to be a battery.

It would be honestly take a lot off my plate. I don't know. Everybody's so worried about it. Just turn them off. You know? Sorry. If they go too far. If they go too far.

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Levi sent this in. Thank you Levi. It's, it's a, it is a wiki how article and the title of it is how to act at your first rave. Thank you. This is obviously not going to be pertinent to any of the three of us. We've been in the scene for a minute.

Yeah. We are long time candy dancers. And we know all the rules. I've gone from being like a rave baby to being like a rave mother at this point. You know what I mean? I'm out there taking care of my little kids. I was a rave baby and then a rave adult.

And then a rave adult baby, which is a whole different thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's start talking about this, honestly and earnestly. Thank you. If you're going to be attending your first rave, you may be wondering how you should act. It's all I'm thinking about, from the moment I decide to go to the rave

to the moment where the rave is finished, I will be thinking about how am I gonna act at this fucking thing? I will forget to eat and sleep. So consume what I be, but with my anxiety about how to act at my first rave. I'd like to hope that I've been invited by someone to go to the first rave. That this is not me saying like, I've just moved to a new city trying to make some new friends. How do you meet new people? I'm going to see if there's a rave going on. My first one. And I'll go to it solo. I've never, yeah. I mean, I've never there's a rave going on my first one and I'll go to it solo

I've never yeah, I mean I've never been to a rave because I haven't been invited to one fair I actually is is the is the only thing I don't know how to find because my only awareness of raves come from movies They happen in a band of warehouses or like in tunnels That used to be like subways or whatever. I don't know how to find those. It's usually not. Like somebody like a mysterious like partner who's like, you've met at that night and they're like,

yeah. Do you want to have some real fun? Yeah, that's usually. That dog has never had. Has never. But wicked, wicked doesn't hunt. Has never. It is also part of it is that the raves a lot of times have not begun by 10 30 PM correct yeah and it's by 1145 yes so that is part

of the the problem I have played laser tag yeah another issue I have with raves, not a lot of seating. And that kind of ruins it for me. Cause like, I can't be on my feet though. You know guys, I actually did get invited to a rave once. And it was like going to be a real like dream fulfillment moment for me. I got that invite, get this in March of 2020. Oh man.

God. COVID ruined everything. The scene was put on pause at that point. Because ravers famously anti-facts. I don't know why. I don't get why. I don't understand. I love other drugs.

They love it. Yeah, love another drugs man. They are crazy about it. Did you say love another drugs? They're crazy about the film are they're crazy about it. They love another Crazy about the film and they're crazy about Don't you love when your brains like hey Griffin here's something It's not really too much chance man

Now I'm thinking about when we went after jugglers like eight years ago And we still get emails about it. That's not hey guys. I have it it go. I just have, they haven't done much that required tamping down. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Well, Mark 2020, the scene really slowed down for Douglass too. Yeah, then man, Ravens, now they're, they're strength and audience. That's what they love more. That's what they crave more than anything.

Uh, I'm just now thinking about Zoom raves and what that would look like. It's gotta be possible. That dream has to exist somewhere. Okay, become fully aware of the rave world. Create a better understanding of how ravers are in life. They tend to be people who enjoy the night life without the clubbing, those with an interest in others,

or whom wish to spend their time dancing and having fun. Okay. Yeah, great. I'm not sure I understand the distinction of all the clubbing involved in the nightlife really wears me out. I'm going to go to a raven instead. Well, that's losing a more intense.

Right? To lose an hour? No, because I think clubbing. A thing is clubbing. Okay, so clubbing lately. Is that multiple? Going to multiple places? Is clubbing implies

that clubbing and fur that there will be multiple locations. Multiple locations. Well, there's nothing more exhausting than that. That is true. I've never, if that's true, I've never gone clubbing. Unless the second club is next door, then I'm on board. Then I'll do that. Or I can do a club.

One time I went to a club and then to an Italian restaurant, next door to the club to Carbo load, and then back to the club, is that clubbing? If you go to the same club twice. Yeah, you can never go to the same club twice. Because of the people graphing a chain. It was restaurant. Hey guys. I was fucking nice jacked on carbs. Yeah hell yeah, man. Nice So we started the article yet or where we are we still just talking about old and so learn people We are understand what plur is plur is the acronym for peace love unity respect many ravers follow this rule as

acronym for Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. Many ravers follow this rule. As disobeying it usually leads to shunning until the behavior stops and people tend to stay away from you. If you follow, you could usually get along with the crowd. Poo-duh. Yeah, man. You don't want to get, you know, we were just talking about how hard it is to find the information.

Once you get the information, you don't want to get pushed out of the circle. No, you never get back in. You don't want to get back in. You'll never get back in. You'll never get back in. So what about the dark ravers who want war, hate, division, and disrespect? They do the stick to the earth.

We don't, we don't, we don't truck with wooded in the house. We're players in this house. We don't care. There's probably dark house. We're plurrs in this house. We're plurrs. There's probably dark graves. Oh, how would you see anything? I think that's what I was wise shut is about. I've not seen the film. That's called an orgy, gripper, what you're talking about?

It was definitely an orgy. I've also never seen the film. I haven't been invited to watch it. But can I just say only because it looks so fucking wicked boring. I was like, when that film came out and they were like, you're never gonna believe all this sex that happens in this film. And I was like, whoa. And then I saw a trailer for some reason.

And I was like, this looks boring as fuck. And I'm probably, probably correct in that assumption. Super boring. It's just them in big fancy rooms, guys. Learn the drug myth within raving. I think we can all take some big steps. Okay. Teach me.

Teach me how to dug you. When the word rate don't dug you out of rave. Whoa, whoa. It's, I'm just saying it's too close. Peace, love, unity, respect, duggy. Yeah. The third D in what it is, is ducky.

Oh, damn it. When the word rave is said, most people think of drug abuse. This is not true. E, or ecstasy, is used by some clubbers. Oh, sorry, I was thinking about the character from entourage. That's the E, that's the E, I think of. Yeah, is used by some clubbers and dancers, however, those who don't do drugs

and rave slash dance for the fun of it, do take it as an insult. And their defense, the people who do the drugs and then go rave and dance are probably also doing it for the fun of it. Yeah. So I'm not sure that that is, if you're living that straight edge lifestyle,

go with God and you will and half probably. I've never taken ecstasy. I've never done ecstasy. I've never eaten ecstasy. I've never consumed e, except for the guy from my drug. But I ate him. But I understand e to be a fun time drug. I don't think that there are people who are like,

I'm really gonna get in touch with my demons and really think about the hard times. But then again, some ecstasy. But then again, we don't know anything. And are talking fully out of our but holes right now. It is the only other thing. I think that's where you put ecstasy. Think that might, and that alone, I think disqualifies us from making value judgments

about the ecstasy experience. I one time, I remember in college, so he did tell me like, well, we all did ecstasy last time, we put it in our blood holes, because that way it's like 90% more potent or something. And I was like, please don't do this at home.

Yeah, don't do this at home, but I remember thinking of the time, I don't do this at home. Yeah, don't do this at home, but I remember thinking of the time, I don't think that's true, because if it was more potent that way, you wouldn't be like, we took it a different way than everybody else, right? If it was like, ecstasy is more potent this way, everybody would put it in their butt.

There would be the way, and then there would be the coward. And then there would be, we would be like, you know what, I'm actually fine, we just 10% potency, thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's my first, think about why you are going to a rave, test it out and see how you like it.

Are your friends into it? Do you like the music? Figuring out one of the reasons you're interested beforehand can save you a lot of trouble in the interim. That's my ass. I actually did this. This is the stuff I thought to. This is my ass standing at the rave.

And I just got my wristband and sticker for some reason. And they're like, all right, go have fun. And then I stop and I'm like, why am I here? Why am I here? How did I get here to this moment? This is, okay, here's an idea. Guys, I have a proposal, business proposal.

Instead of going to a rave and having a little bit of the experience to see how you like it, we create a little rave that you stay at the whole time. So this is like the, instead of putting the rave in your butthole, right? You're gonna take it orally

and get 10% of the rave. As a party, we've made a small one-room rave that's small. You come, you just test it out, you get a little tiny spoonful of rave. You test it out. Maybe you have a dial and when you turn it up, the rave turns up. Oh, there we go.

That would be incredible. It's like a silent disco experience, except instead of sound, it's just you control the vibe. Oh, I like that. But then again, this is going to be a pod, we're talking about a capsule hotel experience where it's just the one person determining their own rave intensity.

Yeah. Okay. I'm preoccupied now with the question, listening to some of this, I'm preoccupied with the question like, has a rave start? Yeah. When do the light, at some point, you yeah, it's got a ray of light.

Is there a ray? It's off and they're just like standing around or something and the lights are on and there's a guy who's like, Hey, everybody, good to see you again. I'm gonna go up there. Let's start stretching. I'm gonna go up there. Let's start stretching. I'm gonna just plug some stuff in and then it'll be a rave later. It's like, and then when the music starts,

it's instantly everybody like, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on. Can't instantly start. Do they start dancing with their iPhone, just like somebody crying to iPhone, maybe puts a solo cup, puts into a solo cup. A put their own Tyrant radio,

where they open, and then the DJ comes in with like rides that high. This is why the beat drop, this is why EDM has the long beat drop. That's the warm up, but Chet Chet, the first song, I'd say the first song warm up, might be 20 minutes before the beat drops, just to kind of get like, okay, we're all in rhythm,

we're cleaning it. Oh, they're setting up. So they're discussing if they should put snacks out. Yes, that's what I'm saying is there needs to be like a, like a, like a, how they start horse races. Yeah. Just like a blank being fired into the air and it's like, okay, the race going.

Is he taking a tronic? Yeah, he's got a mascot. Gear on. Yeah, let me do it. We do it a code check this one. We should probably do a code check. Hold on, let me pause it. Oh shit.

We should do a code check in January. Maybe that's the fun part of being at a rave. Is when is it gonna pop? When is it gonna pop? Oh, well, yeah, that would be the, my, yeah. The baby said it, we have to relieve the baby said it by nine. But it's what we will, it will end for me personally

before then. But what is the, I feel like there's a teasing that can happen there where it's just like, all right, everybody go use the bathroom, get fluided up, make sure you're working. Oh, funny crowd to beat while I was piss up, make sure you're working. Oh, fuck, he grabbed the B while I was pissing. Make sure you're...

You can give him back, come back, let's... Go wash your hands. Go wash your hands. Every 10 minutes, go wash your hands and... Waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, like just hit him with it. Surprise him, man, I want to go to a fucking rave or be a DJ.

One of those two things, please, for me. I'm going to make an EDM song, right? Yeah. That starts at zero decibels so quiet and it's gonna be a three-hour long inquiry. Yeah. Just slowly over time. It's playing in your car as you're driving to the rave. Yeah. There will come a moment where everybody is just like is there music? Right? Like it's gonna creep up. That's cool. Dogs in the area will start raving.

You'll start slowly standing up from behind your lectern. Yeah, I've had the double tree employees set up for you ahead of time. I could get, we could get a riser going that, like that, right before the drop, but we can also make that last as long as we need it to. So like 20 minutes, I want it to be like, like the THX sort of in trail.

Like, yes, like really, really stretch it out. Oh, you know that thing in like war movies and shit where it takes like two keys to turn to like fire the thing? I'm gonna build that for the drop, but it's 300 keys. It takes 300 keys all turn at the same time for the rave to start. So we got to wait for everybody. We're not gonna start the rave. Yes, I know there's three of you here in your anxious,

but the rave's not gonna start until 300 people turn their keys all at the same time. Or we have 10 different rooms in our private rave. 10 DJs, 10 rooms with 10 varying degrees of vibe and intensity. Like an airlock. You walk in, you answer a brief 30 question questionnaire because you can't just walk in and they'll be like,

what level party do you want? That question's gonna give you so much pressure and anxiety that you're either going to say, I think the only two answers to that question are five or 10, baby. Yeah. And so those rooms are gonna be overfilled. We're also gonna check your blood pressure and we're gonna check your pulse. Uh, like, because listen, you might say five, right?

But we look at your pulse and we're like, no, this is a level two pulse, right? Like your feet and five, but your pulse is at two. If we drop you in five, you're gonna get the bins. You know what I mean? I can't. But you also can't come up too quickly. Once you're in ten, you can't exit ten. You got to come back down. I think we just we could just do a Per a brief person. We could we could just sort them by like, anyograms. And then the work is like done for us. And you'd be like, what are you at?

And I have no fucking idea what that is, but I know it's numbers. Yes. And so it probably corresponds to the intensity of rave experience that you wanna have. I don't know, we just shunt you into that room. And if you feel like you have some sort of spiritual experience in there, like the DJ hits it just right, right where you need them to be, right when you need them

to be there, and you ascend. It's fucking good news. You're at it at 7 now. Yeah. You can, here's a past, the DJ hands you a ticket that says 7 on it. It is like you've ascended to the next step in our deadly game. Also, here's a drink ticket that you can use of the bar for any kind of domestic beer or well drinks.

Okay, I only wanna talk about this because there's something here. There is, we're joking and we're coming up with really bad ideas, but I feel like we can all feel that behind those bad ideas, there's a secret little imp. There's a little imp who's like, you're almost there. You know what I'm supposed to say? Okay, Gervin, let me ask you this.

What happens if I've worked my way through the night, I've led the spirit take me, I'm in it, I get to level 10. Yeah, I hit room 10, right? Yeah, and it is instantly too much for me. I'm not ready for it. Right, but not you drop back down to one. You start off, start back at one, and then work my way back up,

because something was off. Is this it? Don't listen too quickly. Okay. Don't listen too quickly. As you please. I think when you do make it, I think when you make it to 10, you walk in.

It's a dark room. There's one man, and he's dressed all wild. I'm talking about fuzzy boots. I'm talking about candy necklaces. No, this is 10. Candy, he has a candy crown of boots just covering, just draping him in a falling net. Just hard candy regalia and he's sitting on a throne

and you walk in and a single spotlight illuminates you and he looks down at you and he just says, not yet. And then you're booted right back to one, or he dies into centigrades and you become him. Yeah. That's what I get into his real ex. Is the technology there?

There's only one person in room 10 in a given time. Yeah, so you better be raving harder than me. Right. Or you're dead. Or not dead. Not dead, you go back to room one. And maybe me or your dead. I mean, not dead. Not dead. You go back to room one.

And maybe they're not dead. It's like, they get to go home. It's like Play-Dose Cave or whatever. And he comes, you come out of Play-Dose Cave. Like, it sucked in there. You guys know Play-Dose Cave, right? You guys know Play-Dose Cave? For the Genie trap Play-Dose?

Yeah! Oh, in there. Woo! Yeah, he trap Play-Dose. And he's like, you can only leave if there's a new play-doh and He was like that sucks Why did you do that? I didn't even wish that that's the name of this brave is this is Plato's cave This is good. You're getting close. Yeah there Play-doh those rave. Play those rave, fuck yeah.

And it's free. They have Buffalo wings. They got Bones Buffalo wings. They're Bones Buffalo wings in room three. We can't start one because then you're filling up too much and you're gonna feel sluggish. You need to read, we're gonna need to do three, six, and nine, there's sangs.

Yeah, check points. Hey, yeah, it's carbon neutral. Yeah, we love that here. Play those. Those are saying stuff. It's kind of neutral because I think people really like that. Yeah, every time that someone tries to ascend too quickly and is, uh, is swiftly evaporated upon failing to achieve level 10, we plant one tree. Yeah. So we do, it's important.

And we do not have a parking lot, we do not offer parking. It's important to know. This is, Now level one is actually the container store that is in the same building as us. Yes. It's a partnership we have with the container store

because going to the container store is like going to a level one rave. Yeah. No. And here's the thing. Room two. Room two is the warehouse of the container store. We use a screwdriver.

Okay. There is no, not just ladder Travis. Yeah. It's not just ladder. Room two is the warehouse of the container store. So you're gonna walk in like, and people are gonna say like, please go. Yeah, this is the container store.

This is not the rave, but you have to keep raving through that. Right, because that's how you're gonna prove that you're ready for room two. And here's the thing, hey, this is our big. You remember when Todd Howard revealed, we've already made the fallout mobile game and it's out now hey this is our big you remember when Todd Howard revealed we've already made the fallout mobile game and it's out now yeah yeah yeah we've already installed proletos raven every container store in the contiguous us right so any any you can go to apologies to container store Juno we will we will get to get there. We're gonna get there. It's hard for us to get all the glitter that far.

So far. That's the biggest problem. That's the biggest problem. But any container store in existence right now is there is a secret. There's not just, sorry, not just one rave happening behind the container store. There's nine, there's nine raves happening.

Correct. I will say this, the discomfort you face in this trial of rave two of grooving your way through the employee break room of the container store, I think is a, is a hard challenge. I think you proven yourself. I think level three is a, a swift escalation. Yo, yeah. I learned level flow. Wow wings is.

No, no, no, sorry. We ordered, we ordered,. We ordered we ordered we ordered Buffalo wow wings for room three and buddy Buddy you are going to want to Pace that out. Yeah, if you have Buffalo wings in in layer three it's dry rock of this only dry rock Dry rock sauce comes in room six of this only dry rub. It's the dry rub. Sauce comes in room six. Okay, dry rub in three, sauce in six.

These are the check points. These are what you have to look forward to. Four fucking out of control. Four is the most intense rave that you've ever been to in your life. Correct. Not the most intense rave you'll be to at the in the evening.

At the end of this. No, no, no. At the end of this, your consciousness is going to exist on a level that is unthinkable to the normal sort of in a new building. Now you're gonna get to room five and it's gonna feel, you're like, whoa, why does it feel a little less intense? And then over time you'll notice the pressure,

the pressure on your body, right? The wall. This is closing in and the ceiling is closing in. It's like you're lowering down in the ocean, right? You're gonna feel, your ears are gonna body, right? The wall. This is closing in and the ceiling is closing in. It's like you're lowering down in the ocean, right? Your ears are gonna pop, right? And that's room five, right? That's not a problem. Room five.

Now six, all traps. Buffalo Wild Wings again. Okay, wait, sorry. Sauce on six shoes. Don't lose track. Sauce on six. Sauce on six. Six is seven all traps. Don't lose track. That's not the biggest. Sauce on six. Six is seven all traps.

Yes, all traps. All traps and the drums. Yeah, trap. They're trap drums. Crap, trap, trap. It's all traps. Yeah, there's big traps all the way down. Huge, huge, huge people with big trap muscles

are going to be watching the whole time as you navigate over the traps. Having some fun, but oh man, you do need the trap going to be watching the whole time as you navigate. Just swing over the traps, having some fun, but oh man, you do need the trap pieces to get past the traps in Rimset in Rimset. Yeah, absolutely. And also everyone's kind of dressed like they're from music videos from the first panic of the disco album. Right, so it's like Gothic circus.

You're gonna love it. Now let's talk about, let's talk about Layer 8. Yeah. Layer 8 is the container store again, because here's what's up. They want you to think you fail. Yep. They want you to think it's all over.

There is no level eight, nine, or 10. Yeah. This is all we've made at this point. And if they try to get you to leave that container store, you have to want you to leave it really bad. Someone's gonna walk up and say, okay, we have a rave happening back there. You were there.

I will admit that. We have a show. We've only, but we've only, we didn't think anyone was gonna make it. We've only made seven layers. We didn't think you'd make it past seven. I know. He said there's an eight, nine, and ten.

But there's, we've only worked. We've only worked this man. Don't hang up to the first seven. We told you back in room one that there wasn't. But we were lying. That wasn't true. That wasn't true. That wasn't lie. This isn't a test.

This is the real one. This is the real ending of it. We haven't finished building it yet. Can you come back tomorrow? Or come back tomorrow? You are going to need to bring the Fucking heat and intensity yourself because the music's gone. Yeah traps are behind you. You saw the traps The golfing ring master. No, no way to be said gone. It's gonna feel bad. Yeah

To do it, but that boy level nine is really worth it. But level 9 is really worth it. Level 9 is blist. Level 9 is like transcendent. It's like when you go to a, it is the transcendent experience that you want this to be and you have to decide you're ready to move on. Can we? Can we do it nine and a half? Because I really feel like there needs to be an archivist swing. I like how about a long tunnel? There's a long tunnel from nine to ten cool. Yeah, as you move through the tunnel You see pictures of your life, right? So the highest The greatest I really want to get archivists because if people are cataloging the events of the rave Like you need a wing of people who have devoted themselves,

they've issued raving and have devoted themselves to scholarship. And the maintenance of this, of this trend. And the maintenance of the way, like, they made the decision that they were not ready for 10, but they can't go back. Right. Okay. Yeah.

Like they may as is where the castoffs for to, we've described the castoff process for 10 as being incredibly brutal. It could be beautiful. It could be, you walk up to the Candy King and you like, try to touch the him as garment, I think you know, you're not right. Like I think you know, you're not ready.

And so instead, you'll live this sort of monastic lifestyle in service in service of the candy gang and and and Plato's rave. You ask the questions. You are also a container store employee sort of legal. That is also reasons we do also need a resume when we take your blood pressure at the beginning we're also going to need to see like your work experience your availability because you know it's hard like there's a lot of open jobs at the data store right now. The wisdom you bring from being ready to leave nine.

Yeah. From saying like, this is, this is my home, this is my life, this is the, you can't get out of nine until you don't wanna go to 10. Yes. You can't get to 10 unless you're perfectly happy being in nine. Also, you have to finish, you're perfectly happy being in nine. Also, you have to finish all the tutorial videos

and training like worksheets and everything for the container store. Because there's, hey guys, there's a lot of license. So many containers. So many different kinds of containers. And then you're gonna have to ask yourself, what do they ship the containers in? And it's gonna fuck you up, man.

I bet. Yeah, what are they shipping? Okay, don't worry. We're so close to a really good business idea and sometimes we start, when one of us does a Jerry Seinfeld thing, the other two can't help the right guy on the back. Yeah, I was about to suggest, I was about to suggest,

and I don't know if this is anything so I'd like to check in with you guys. Yeah, please. Is it a circle? Like, do you get out of 10 and there's a door that says 11, right, and you go in and there's a door that says 11, right? And you go in and it's room one again, but you're changed. Can they escape, I guess is my question.

Okay, okay. Not much to end is this if you can't leave. No, no, it's a sort of afterlife. When you exit 10, you wake up in your bed that morning. And now, yeah, what's the morning when you decided to you wake up in your bed that morning. And now yeah, what's the morning when you decided to go to the container store? Now we're so close to a good idea. And we're making a funny joke. We're making a black mirror funny joke out of it. Please what's in 10? I feel like we've already had a lot of laughs getting to this point, I don't know how to deliver on 10.

10 is the candy king. Is the candy king, is the layer of the candy king. Room one, container store. Seems like how do you get a normal container store? Room two, warehouse store. The container trial. The warehouse container store. Correct.

Right. Room three, driver of Buffalo. AKA the Cloister of Confidence. Layer two is also called the Cloister of Confidence, because you have to be confident enough. And pay attention, because that's going to circle back on layer eight. So remember that. And you are still vulnerable to prosecution for trespassing. Oh, yeah.

Layer two. So important to know. don't get caught. Don't get caught. It is also the container stores warehouse and people are trying to conduct business. That it, both things can be true at the same time. Both things can be true at the same time. Room three, Buffalo, wow wings dry rub, dry rub break.

Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna be able to get the count by the way with the evening that they're gonna have. Yeah, yeah sauce for me Thanks, but that's it. Well, no, just sauce on six on the traps to make the traps on seven even harder. Yeah, cuz you're yeah Wait was traps eight or was seven traps was seven eight is there is no other Deception. Yeah, okay. I'm seeing I'm running into so I know I want to keep moving forward But I do want to just flag something to return to yeah, yeah, we have not put bathrooms in Yeah, don't be a bathroom in every layer. Don't be a bathroom in every layer clearly marked or the macaroids made it

Yeah, I was gonna say we could do the bathrooms also on three and six But one it sounds like nine is going to be a sort of like eternal afterlife pleasure garden Well, I was gonna say we could do the bathrooms also on three and six, but one, it sounds like nine is going to be a sort of like eternal afterlife pleasure garden. And so like we would probably want one on there too. But also, maybe more than one. Yeah. I'm gonna want bathrooms after the Buffalo Wings.

Yeah, not on the Buffalo Wings. But once the bathrooms are in between the rooms. And they're like, Switzerland, like this isn't part of the rate. Like you make that super clear, like, okay, this is it. But I was talking. You don't want people to compare and know it's extra, but you tell it's not part of the rave. And then eight and a half is. So that's no, no, we need to know.

We need to set boundaries somewhere. This is a case. I was gonna say in seven, the bathroom ain't trapped. We need to make that so clear. This is like, we got any frame of the trap. There's a sticker on the door. You know it's fine, right? Like, if there's some sticker, hey, this is still partially container store.

If you see a sticker on the thing, that's not part of it. Please don't pull on that, right? Because we have a very, please don't pull on that. If? Because we have a very, please don't pull on that. If you see a sticker on it, please don't pull on that. That's not part of it. It has HVAC and electrical outlets like we can't see them every single time. There's nothing above like head level

that you'll need to climb on. No. You won't need to take anything apart to get through Plato's Reif, please, please, please. And thank you. So, dry rub on three. Do you know it? Dry rub.

What was four? The best fucking hardest reading of the game. And then five is the pressure. You feel the pressure on your body. Five is maybe the one I, maybe is the, really, we're talking about, sorry, hold on, the layer you're most excited about

is the one where the wall is in ceiling, try to squish. No, it doesn't really, it feels like it. It feels like it feels like a rapid descent. It submerges, so the pressure is increased. Right, sorry, this layer goes under, this layer goes down. It feels like it, right?

We're gonna increase. We're gonna increase, hold on. Yeah, one of ours is very expensive. And one of ours is impossible. So, we have three versions. One where the sort of psychological and perhaps barometric pressure of the room is increased through some means.

The second is the buildings are submersible, which are very hot right now. One room, sorry Travis, you're right. One room of the building goes down, right one room of the building goes down But the rest of the building isn't down the elevator Griffin Jesus Christ But no no no building that goes down to you get the other layers of the building I'm just saying all of a sudden my version of the room where the walls and ceiling come in and try to squish you Isn't all that goofy anymore? I will say I'm saying I will say this no matter what else happens with Plato's cave. It is going to cost a premium And yeah, I don't think we want to say hey, we've got a new very expensive experience where you go deep down underneath

I don't think we need that. I don't think people are gonna gonna buy it ready So maybe just pressurize it like they do on planes, right? Yes gonna buy it. I'm ready. So maybe we just pressurize it like they do on planes, right? They do. This is what I'm trying to do. And crease the volume of error whatever. That's great. Because in that one, it'll be just like a plane.

You'll have a desire for ginger ale, it'd be great. Oh, and it's gonna fuck with you major big time baby, but it also means that from layers five to 10, if anyone opens a window, everyone will be launched out. It's a deep impression. No, we did an airlock between four and six. No, there's an airlock from seven to eight.

That's why it feels like you're leaving. I don't want you doing traps with a mind that is not addled by intense barometric trauma. And that's true. If we want the sauces to taste right, we do need to get a fresh. We need to get a fresh. We're five to six.

You're probably gonna get the whole break. I worry for safety sake that room six should be at least six months long. Okay, so you have time to re-adjust. We're preparing for your body. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For the traps. Cause you may not be prepared for traps. And that's that's a hazard. Well, that's what the sauces for justice. That's what the sauces for

the sauce brings you back from the intense barot drama. Yeah, but the sauce brings you back for the sauce brings you back. Travis is right on this one. And this was Travis's idea and we have to respect. It's all right. And we we are not gonna do ads this time. Yeah. Because we don't need money anymore. Because we found it. We found our purpose. We found our goal.

Are you sure there were ads earlier? Are you quite positive you didn't hear any ads earlier in this just kind of randomly cutting in on us? Because I feel like they probably did. That's interesting. I don't know where the fuck it's happened because this has been one stream of consciousness. It was probably before,

because if memory serves, it's 54 minutes in a row. Jesus Christ. Okay, no, listen, don't worry about the time. This is bigger than time. I, there's an Arby's bowling shirt, and I'm just not gonna. So I'll just not talk about that.

Okay, yeah, we'll get there next time. So I'll start six. Seven traps, guys with big traps, trap pieces. And I- Trapped music. And I think seven has the Gothic ringmaster. Yes, okay, yes. No, I don't want any of that.

No one's gonna explain like, no, because now it's feeling like eyes wide shut and that pours the shit out of it. That's the first thing we all know. What about the band trapped? Yeah, trapped can never turn strong. I take you on. Yeah, they're there.

We're raving all together. And Buck Cherry is like, please, you're right, no, this is just for trap. No, not you. What if we drop trapped in a random room each day? So you don't even trap room, just like we have traps on retainer. Hey, hey, juice.

Yeah. We don't need to, people are gonna be so fucked up and be dragiled by the time that they reach room seven. We don't need more distractions in here. How many rooms can you put trapped in? You can't put trapped in room one, container store is not gonna be- Maybe playing an acoustic set with a dry room?

One of two's. One of two's, that. Room three, that would be a good for- A good set with the dry room. I bet trapped, prays to God every day. The God, prays to the God of play to us and the other people that could be in the dark are the people that could be in the dark. I'm afraid to go back to the earth's gravity.

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The media is coming to destroy us of the other people that could fight it is trapped because their bodies have been reached. We made these their phones density 500%. I'm 14 inches shorter. But their bones are just the regular density. Not like trapped. Trapped they're like steel.

I'm 14 inches shorter and 20 pounds heavier than I was when I came into this building. Please call the cops and the ambulances and the scientists, because I don't know, they're gonna need help. Justin, fix it, fix that. I can't breathe, there's not a video. This is just for you guys.

There's no way any of this is intelligible enough to pull out for TikTok. Are you kidding me? I think we're close to something good. But in your shirt, I'm just so, because if we do something funny now, I'll just do two button. That's great.

Flare at the bottom. We've got traps on seven. Eight. Eight. The deception. Yes. The deception. We didn't finish it.

We'll call this one, this one, the final deception. Yes. The deception. We didn't find this one. This, we'll call this one the final deception. Okay. We have the cloister of confidence and then the final deception. Yes. These are sort of thematically linked. Is it the same person that tried to keep you out of the warehouse is not back?

It's his brother. It's his brother. It's his brother. So we want him to look a little different. Yeah. Just enough to, again, you're gonna need to fight this. Is it the same container store? No.

How would that work? We're deep underground at this point. Yes, sure. If it was a loop, I just want to circle back. Of course you want to circle back, but you want to make a loop. Put it in, thank you. But that does mean that we will need one layer dedicated to depressurizing the,

unless this happens in the archivist way. To deprive. Oh, okay, this is how the whole thing, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And someone's ready to dethrone the candy king and they're told to go through door 10. They open door 10 to hold the depressurizes. That's the end of Plato's grave, right? That's it. It all implodes on the top. No, I've lost it. No, we don't.

This is a bad idea, Travis. People will get hurt doing it. Seven is traps. Seven is traps. Eight is the final deception. The cloister of deceit. We're in a container store yet and they promise. But that's not the promise that they have it. Nine is Nirvana, baby.

Nine is the real best rate. Nine is the best objectively, the best layer. Nine is the best rate. That is the fun one. And maybe you don't want to live. The fun one. That you don't want to leave and you can't until you're ready to. But no one knows.

Well, we've just publicized a lot, but they don't know it's in 10. No until you're ready to. But no one knows. Well, we've just publicized it a lot, but they don't know it's in 10. No one listening to this can go to Plato's rate. Well, no, if you show up and you're like, let me get a ticket, please. You know that you got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough.

You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough.

You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa to the walkthrough. You got to vice versa. No, there's stained brand earplugs to block out traps. Yeah, you have to cancel it out. And hey, PS, no drugs. No drugs, no drugs. I have no drugs at all. I don't know how drugs would interact with sauce. There's barely water.

There's barely water. There's one container in the container store that is filled with the drugs that we make you throw away. Yeah, when you get there. That's true. And if you don't get container store that is filled with the drugs that we make you throw away. Yeah, that's true. And if you don't take a container store, you can buy that container. Wait, no, I don't want to establish that the container store is a bad-ass place to do dead drops, but the whole thing is totally, totally, it's totally, probably. Maybe the world's best place. If you're a spy, the container store is so

where your uncle on the cheap. The kids. Yes, there is got you. containers. content, which is which is what is the cantons the candy king. And the title but twigs is the archivists and the yeah, the archivists the back archivists bathrooms. One of them will be, one of them will be, one of them will be,

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one of them will be, one of them will be, one of them will be, one of them will be, one of them will be, weird coming from me, but I feel like maybe you have a punch card that gets punched when you go to the potty and you can do it like three times. Are we gonna have an attendant who does like the one, two, three you're done? Are you worried about them going to the bathroom two minutes time or spending time with my tank? We'll do like playground swing rolls and people can count you out. Like they're standing in front of the toilet like. Because we don't want them to get any sleep, right?

And I don't want them to sleep in the bathrooms. No, no, no, no. Well, they can sleep. There's, how long does it go? How long do you guys think it's like, you show up? Time doesn't matter at this point. Tuesday at 8 p.m.

When do you get out? One, quickly. How fast can you sprint towards, how fast can you avoid container store employees and make your way into the warehouse to the container store, a half a minute? Okay. So I'm just gonna, I'm just. Okay, so I'm just gonna tell it. I'm just gonna tell it.

Yeah, we'll do it like we're doing episode of TV. Number two, the Cloister of Confidence. So we're starting seconds for Layout One. Layout One, if you really call that, yeah, for sure. Layout Two, a minute, maybe pretty uncomfortable minute. Maybe a couple of minutes. I'm gonna say three minutes. I'm gonna say three minutes

because there's gotta be enough time where they're like making like they're calling their supervisor to come back to a warehouse so it's gonna be a big deal. Yeah, okay. Three, how fast can you drain six wings? Now see, I think this is where you're spinning some time. So I'm gonna say 15 minutes.

I think 15 minutes, I'll be honest guys, I think there's some people that are going to come to Plato's rave for the chicken wings and then they're going to leave. I think it's like people who go to hooters and say, you're going to laugh. Best wings in town at hooters. I think we put a non-pressurized exit and I hate that I have to clarify that. A non-trapped exit in room I hate that I have to clarify that. A non-trapped exit in Room Three that says,

hey, you were rude to a bunch of container store employees, you've earned these free Buffalo weeks. Enjoy. If that's all you came here for, be on your way. We wish you, and seriously, no judgment. I think you go out for the exit. Okay, all right, don't heart feelings. You're the exit out.

You're the exit out. We're going to have to have a door. Yeah. Just one more biting. One more button lower than the one that's already gone right now. I'll be so choice right now. My man. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Part. Thank you so much. Part. Now turn off my light dead.

No, you don't need to. Hey, listen, I'm we're having a great time here. It's 15 to 20 minutes. Let's say we're about 25 minutes now. Yeah. The by the end of three. Four, I mean, you're gonna spend some time. Especially if you don't know how good it, how good, you might get to form me like, well, I can't get better.

Oons, three hours. Can't get better than this. Three hours, and you can't. Three hours. And you froze up there. Two hours. So let's take two hours and four. Two hours, okay.

Two hours, sorry, sorry about two and a half. Two and a half hours, okay. Two and a half hours, two and a three hours. Three hours. A two hours. Let's take two hours and four. Two hours. Okay. Two hours. Sorry about two hours. Two and half hours. Two and half hours. Two and half hours. At this point, you can say to your family, I'm going to a movie.

Right. And you will still be within the realm of possibility. Now the pressurization. Yeah. 10 minutes, 15, how long does it take? We don't want to, I'm going to have to say this, Yeah, 10 minutes, 15, how long's it take? I don't, we don't want to. I'm going to have to say this.

We're going to need an airlock because you're going to depressurize five. You're right. Anytime that you open the door from four to five, it can't go straight from four to five. You're right. Because it would blow out like every would blow out the door. So you need an airlock. I thought five was the airlock. The bathroom is an airlock. The bathroom is an airlock. Yeah. Okay. Four to five. So. So you need an airlock. I thought five was the airlock. The bathroom is an airlock. The bathroom is an airlock.

Yeah, okay. Four to five. So right, 4.5 airlock bathroom, right, five minutes. Five minutes. So we're having even two and a half now. So then at pressurization, 30? Not long, not that long.

30 minutes, no more than 10. You got to get acclimated to it. What's that? 15. 15. Okay, 15. So it's 245. You're like quibbling. Not long not that long 30 minutes no more than 10 you got to get acclimated to it Yeah, we'll do 10 15 okay 245 quibbling 245 then the next airlock 250 now we've made it beyond it. We're in six the wet wings for some reason are so much fat Say for whatever is it six goes so much faster than yeah, you Well, that might even just you you're over the halfway point.

Yeah, right? And the pressure is no idea. You have no idea. Okay, I do want to mention, if it's your first, I mean, everybody can only do it once. If it's your first time in layer six, you may think like, this is the supplies I've got to last me. What if you want to like, what if the person tries to like ration them out

throughout the layers? You know what I mean? You can't take it with you. We're gonna end it. You can't take a fistful of buffalo wings in one hand while you try to solve the diabolical traps in layer seven. There's no way. Do we have vegan options?

Yeah, of course. No, yes, of course. You look that good. I like it. I think there is, I think it's important we say just for equilibrium sake, there is also an exit on six. I think the wings are better on six. I think there's going to be some real wild folks who come to this place for the wings on

six. And their friends are like, their friends are like, bud, you could just go to, you could go have dry rub wings and all you have to do is be rude to some container store employees or for the wet wings, we will upcharge you a two hour rave and barometric trauma in your inner ear. And there's a door-back option. Yeah. At the wind.

This is also a ghost kitchen. That's great. I love that. We're not making the best swings in town and only giving them to eight people a night or how are we gonna do with that. After the bariturma, they're gonna taste like the best fucking wings.

I'm worried that actually without the bariturma, they're not gonna actually be the best. Well, yeah, but like, once they've heard that the best wings in town, they're not gonna be shit about it later. Maybe we instruct the door dashers to when they deliver our wings, they fucking box the Compliments of the chef

Seven how long's the traps take I think if you that depends on what you bring killed by a trap Fair and what do you bring into the trap room? Like, there's something like, if you, okay, to the average person, maybe an hour and a half, but if you already speak Latin, yeah, right? If you know, if you know, if you run it for sure, yeah.

If you've all pressed, if you know standard chess notation, you brought a prison with you, yeah. You brought a prison, you can get out of there in a few minutes. Otherwise, you're gonna have to get the ruby out of the gargoyles. I sock it and then it's like a whole thing. But if you bring your own prison with you, you won't need that. And his real changes every day.

He's like, oh, the world is one scholar, right? If so, that's, you're gonna know the key things. That's gonna be helpful. You're gonna know it. Right? You're gonna know Keith David. Yeah. Maybe you're strong.

Maybe you just run across the trap. Maybe you just run across the trap. How charming are you, can you charm the dudes with big traps to help you out? They are, they can't. They aren't you. I'm so sorry. So we're at like,

by the end of this room. We'll say on average, what, on average, between, I would say, let's just call it an out. Let's just say on average, one on a trap. So I wear it four hour. Let's just say on average one hour four I think if I my mouth got four four hours for about four hours Okay, so then eight

I want the deception the final deception to blast a lot longer. It's got a fly into it Right, they have to get if it's been four hours to get to this point. I think you need at least three weeks Of like coming that oh you can go home. Oh, that's interesting. You can go home. No, you can't. If you go home, you're done. Well, I don't want to necessarily lodge people for, for weeks on end here in this business. I feel like we're going to run into some solvency. I feel like a business in run into some solvency. This is a real container store. This one can't be. You can't have a real container store. The first one is a real container store.

The second one can't be because why would there be two containers that are so close to each other? You have to give them the illusion that they're back in the first container store, but it can't be that container store. Correct. These are actors selling containers. They're actors selling containers to actors.

This is a cant-tainer store. It's a cant-tainer store. It's very good. And that's the only difference. There is one receipt. There is one receipt. There's one receipt in one till that you pull out and it says the cant-tainer store on it. If you find that, boom.

That's very, very nice. You're going to get the baby. We're going to find an hour. We're find that, boom. escalated to nine. You're ready. We're on sale now. We're on sale now. Five hours. We're at five hours. I fucking knew it. An hour for that for the deception?

Well, if it takes four hours to get there, four hours to deception. I'm just four hours at least two days. Can you grant me two days? Where are they gonna sleep? Like, they're gonna get, I don't wanna hurt you. You can't even say a datter store. Okay, Justin, let me say this.

Up to this point, I would love to go to this business. Right now you haven't excluded me. You're right. If I have to give two days to this business instead of one day or half a day, that's a non-sort of. First note, I've never been to the container store. Okay.

So I don't know. It's great. It will say for now. So for now, let's say four hours of deception We're at eight hours total love it. You get into nine Yeah, best rate of your life For me I know 45 minutes tops. I'm saying that would be great. I think we can call this a 12 hour experience Right you jump in nine. Okay, Travis your two room 10 by 12 or by 9 am.

By definition, the best slave of my life can't last longer than 45 minutes. It's my life. And say best slave of my life. I'm not going to be there for longer than 45 minutes. I love you so much. Your guy's brotherhood means more to me than I'll ever be able to say in this life for the next. There's no fucking way either of you would make it past layer five. There's no, I don't think I'd make it to layer two. They would say you're not allowed in here

and I'd be like, oh, I don't think any of us would make it past layer one. Container stores as good as you all say it is. I may stick, I'd make it to layer two. They would say you're not allowed in here and I'd be like, oh no. I don't think any of us would make it a pass layer one. Because the container stores is good as you all say it is, I may stick, I may say put it, I could use some containers. All right. Yeah, we all need some containers. What I'm saying is that what we put on the flyers

is approximate, right, approximate 12 hours here. Fire the flyers. What the fuck are we gonna advertise? We're gonna advertise Griffin. We're gonna take those to the container store. We're like, can we put these up here? No, get the fuck out of it.

You gotta stop this. Is this part of the deception? Get the fuck out of it. Quit telling people we're doing raves here. Sure thing, boss. Wink, wink, wink. Can't wait for those nummy wings on three, right? Hey, Griffin, why do I have to drive four hours

to go to the container store in Cincinnati? But you have five in DC. Like, I can walk, I can walk, I can be at a container, I could take off in a dead sprint right now, be at a container store in five minutes. It's fucking great. You would drop dead when you got there because you sprinted the whole way, but. Yeah, I wouldn't like that, but. Please don't, and we, man, hey, I hope you enjoyed our bit. Please don't go to the container store and demand that they let you in the back room to go to the secret rave happening back there.

Even as a joke, you know what? Let's just be safe and say, don't go to the container store. No, well, let's not do that. They have so much great stuff there. I would never say that. They have a lot of great stuff. It sounds like. I'm saying this. What we've just designed is phenomenal. Yeah, I'm isn't it. One day, one day, it'll exist. It doesn't yet.

So we will let you know. We will let you know when one container store has been converted to Plato's rave. We will let you know that we know, maybe not one. Because that would be like we need to get a little bit of a test market going. Right. We want to test the concept with at least five locations before your time. Okay. So that's easy. Building five annexes to five container stores across this great nation of ours easy enough Yeah, you you you tell me how we're gonna five find five candy kings Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not gonna happen

Wait, so to all to all of Play-Doh's raves connect to the same room 10 No, what the fuck are you talking about? You're gonna have to find multiple candy. That's not scalable. Do you wanna make money or not? I mean, he'd be so mean when you make it to room 10. Maybe when you make it to room 10, you then become a Plato's Ray franchisee.

Yes, you're the candy king. You're the candy king. You're the candy king of Buffalo, buffalo New York did on it there. I Love hey listen this may this has been such a productive episode I mean, I think we can all agree that this has been a super super productive episode We were doing a wiki how weren't we something something like that? No, no man something We've never skipped the as like I'm like that. I'm having an arm, man. Something.

We've never skipped the ads. Like, we've never seen. We did ads in war with grandpa. Like, yeah, we did ads in that. We never skipped. We never been like, ah, fuck it. We don't need the money. We'll need to do those, huh? Oh, we're not.

I mean, we might have to plug in. We might have to plug in at the beginning of the app. We're gonna drop a minute. We're gonna drop a four-week go to the week now. At 14 minutes or so, you're gonna hear us I mean, later that we might have to plunge them into the beginning of the episode. What a trap I meant. Before we go to the week now, at 14 minutes or so, you're gonna hear us start talking about some shit and you're gonna be like, why did that happen like that? Now you know. Now you know, that's why it happened.

Let's wrap this, let's put a bow on this one. This one's done. Let's do it. Hey, next week, we're going to be in Seattle doing adventure zone and my brother and my brother and me. Next week, we're going to be in Seattle doing adventure zone and my brother and my brother in me. We're going to do adventure zone balance, a balanced one shot on the 31st and September 1st is my brother and my brother in me.

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