My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 675: A Great Lay But a Real Wet Hug

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

We’re doling out the wisdom – that’s right, old school full-circle Farm Wisdom from us, to you. When’s the best time to eat asparagus? How do you clean that thick denim? And how do you get sand out of a Tuba? It’s You-you-useful information!Suggested talking points: Fartichokes, You Gotta Have a Mirepoix Going On, Laundry Antagonist, 25-21 Years Outside of Highschool, Storage Wars OST, Wet Stink Meat Please, Try to Vape the PissEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, dear three? It's the start of something beautiful. A small quaintance has blossomed. It's rapid into a precious friendship.

I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you, it's better, it's better with you. I like you. It's better with you. Hello everybody, welcome my brother and my brother.

Me and a vice-show for the Moderna era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. Me? I'm your middle of brother. Travis McElroy. Thank you for asking. I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Don't act. Keep my name out of your mouth. I love Asparagus. Yes.

That's it. Just a, let's stop there, huh? I was looking at the, right before we got on, I was looking at some menu options for our long flight to Seattle and Delta was like, we got one that was Asparagus and I was, Travis said something that I have thought about Asparagus so many times.

Yeah. And it's that. Is it about pissparagus so many times. Yeah. And it's that. Is it about piss? It is about piss, but thank you for asking. It's about piss. Great. After you eat asparagus, and this is not like an amount or whatever. Yeah, for sure.

Any amount automatically makes you pee with a weird different smell. Right. And it is a great reminder, a positive encouragement that like you made a healthy choice earlier. Yeah. right. There is other, I would say without getting too blue, there are other times where maybe a food is a certain color or doesn't just all the way where you do get different reminders. None as fun as Asparagus.

As asparagus is is fun and quick. It's kind of like the taste of wasabi because it's like, I don't like it, but then it ends quickly. It's so slippery and slimy, it goes down, like your gallet like faster than is imagine. No, I mean the smell, girl. No, no, no, I will say to Griffin's point, sometimes the turnaround time from esperegous consumption

to asparagus contamination is so quick, it feels like you're giving me like a radioactive tracer to swallow so they could track how everything works And it's like oh shit the pipeline from gallant to toilet is That's amazing sir. Let's just let's define health If you guys don't mind real quick, let's define health in the in the context of the health of a healthy choice Yes, all that stuff happens inside the body Well, it's yeah, there are times where the server person

is like, what sides do you want? And what I wanna say is like, I would like- French fries and mashed potatoes. French fries and mashed potatoes. Yes, thank you, Griffin, that's exactly what I was gonna say. So, it's the only joke. Maybe Mac and Cheese, if it's good.

Yeah. You might have it on credit somewhere that this place has good mac, the Ponderosa, excellent Mac and cheese. I need a recommendation for that. Hey everybody, restaurants, stop, like brewed your mac and cheese. Nine times out of 10, you're gonna overdo it

and I'm eating burned bread, cheese. Burnt cheese, gross. Anyway, can I please, let me finish my point. Okay, health on the inside is very good but we also have to think about health on the outside. And if your vitamin level goes up in some microscopic way because you made a healthy asparagus choice, but then the smell that you create later is so foul

and so rancid and everyone on the monitor. And Edges, can I please finish my point? Can I please, I never do this to you guys. Everyone on the airplane's gonna know. Do you think you're gonna get, do you think someone's gonna pass up a note in a little sandwich bag of candy to you that says like, hey, I heard the, I smell the news.

Great job, great vegetable choice. No, I think in that specific scenario that you're describing, you're everybody who's getting a serrigas together is pounding it out like, hey, circle a trust. Oh, I see, I see yeah circle a trust I see I see It's not only trust. I would argue Griffin that the plane is a safer place to piss it out because of the private

I'm basically playing peeing straight into a hole that drops out the bottom of the plane Yeah, that's a good point. There is a vacuum sort of experience that happened I don't think anything gets out of those and it's not a shared bathroom experience like it would be at a restaurant. In a plane, it's just me and the turlough. That's very sweet, Travis. And the people sitting in the, I would say eight to nine adjacent rows. I, my thing is, I love the reminder

that I made a healthy choice. And the piece smell is my body congratulating me. I, what I am saying. You like this right, Justin? You like this smell? Good job, buddy. Proud of you. I wish other foods had like a healthy reminder later.

Where it's like, okay, I'll give you a say, okay. I'll grant you maybe broccoli farts, yes. But I'll grant you a broccoli farts. Onions have a defense mechanism. Trust me. Leave them alone. I have to keep swim goggles in my kitchen because onions have a defense to keep you from eating.

Nature doesn't love onions that much. Man, I just stopped doing it. I was like, you don't want to be here. I don't want to be here. Onion, you're done. Travis, I'm surprised. I know you guys cook a decent amount. And it's my experience at any time.

I go on all recipes. And I'm like, I want to learn how to make a banana tart is like okay You're gonna need half a white onion in it. Yeah, that's why I just let someone else with my family take care of it Teresa BB dot Right sure on to sensitive. Yeah, I'm over here crying my eyes out watching in canto. I can't slice up an onion. You're out of teeth. Griffin, I used to stodge at Olive Garden when I was the chef to cuisine there.

And one thing I can tell you is that you got to have a mere plough going. You got to have a mere plough. No matter what the holy Trinity carrots celery, a sparegust, you got you gotta have a mirror plot going. Carrots. Now carrots are interesting. Carrots, they're not, I can pretty much guarantee

that what you're about to say is not going to interest me. But you can say it, but know that you've just written a check that you cannot possibly cash. Watch my stone solemn face as you tell me this fascinating care effect. If you had an eat enough of them, you'd go orange. So that's kind of what I'm talking about. Counterpoint.

Bugs Bunny is great. Most bunnies are. So, very few orange bunnies. I don't know what to tell you just about. There are actually rabbits that live in RER, which is great. We see them literally every day. It's the best possible setup for us because it's like having a pet that you can appreciate

aesthetically and never have to interact with at all, but our sons demand that we throw carrots out there sometimes. These rabbits don't want these, don't like them. I think it's a scam that the whole like carrot rabbit like thing, I don't think their relationship exists at all. Big big carrot. But we have these big windows in our living room that look out into the yard and we can watch these bunnies just not do anything with these carats, which makes my two-year-old Gus

the angriest I've ever seen him in my life. I have so many videos of this small child just yelling, Inet! In the carat! Inet! Does that help? Does it help? No, it doesn't. I didn't think so. I'm not interested.

That's fine. I didn't think so at all. I think if I put a burger out there or some nachos, maybe they would go for it. I think rabbits, we've got them all wrong. They enjoy latiss, I believe. Right. But here's the thing.

What if we're only midway through the human body asparagus evolution? And eventually, what's gonna happen, you piss a sweet smell, I'm not gonna say one cookie because the cookies are sometimes food, it's okay. But you eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and you piss smells like raw sewage. That's okay, that's interesting.

Let me get that in the pipeline. Let me get that in the pipeline. Yeah, as I'm saying. I need a water treatment plant inside me. And I'm gonna program, that would be cool. Actually, if I could just, sorry guys, why stop there Travis? Let me customize the smell of everything

that comes out of my body. Yes, please. Let me, let me, let me program all my liquids, please. Let me change my whole profile. That would be amazing. Thank you so much. I, uh, I just wish other foods had that head tricks. Like, yeah, like, why is this bear just the only

for the good for us? Good question, just that. Do you know how you can, you know, you can buy the win green light saver in the dark and it acts as spark. Yeah, we all know that. Why is it more food like that? Where it has a fun trick, you need to explain

what a life saver is because it sounded a lot like you said, if you turn on a green light saber in the dark, you can see it. Yeah, bud. It's a light saber. Winter green. Winter green.

Winter green. Winter green. The natural flavor, winter green. Winter green. Winter green. Winter green. All the natural flavor,

winter green. The winter green plant. Our winter green crop is coming out real. We have farm to table win to agree. Hey guys, we're growing some Jerusalem artichokes here and apparently they're really easy to grow. Great tuber, grow like wild. One thing you eat and raw, you're going to fart. And since they're in the artichoke family, many people have taken calling them

farted jokes. Nice. That got me actually. Did you see? I was really trying to, I've been trying to sort of slow hand all of your vegetable facts because I find them so toxic to be an energy of the show. It is. I'm harming the community. But that one got me good. That one was a good joke. Well, my kids have begun begging us to harvest them. Yeah. So they can just have an absolute... So they can rip one. It's awesome.

Cool. Why do you have to go into that house, J-Man? Justin, what's it like to know that this show has gone on long enough, that it has become a closed circle for farm wisdom, from the money that we're doing it, to now I have my own garden where I'm growing and here's an interesting farm fact, not as a bit, mind you,

but because we're old enough now that we don't know what's cool anymore, but these artichokes make you fart. These artichokes are fun. Do you guys like this? Is this comedy anymore? To be fair, it is Sydney's garden. She won't even let me water it, guys.

I don't know what I'm doing. That's what we are, you from Isim, Justin, and I don't like it at all. I don't know what I'm doing. That's a weird euphemism, Justin, and I don't like it at all. I don't. This is an advice show, and we're gonna, Travis actually ruined it. Sometimes it's trying to move on. I just wanna show that we saw an edge.

I'm kind of the bad boy of his podcast. I mean, yeah, I guess are the three of us, but that's not a very high bar to like hop-o. I'm the bad boy, and I cursed the least. What's that tell you? I recently began a relationship with my partner. Nice. It's a good time to do it.

The good time to do it at the beginning of relationship is the best time to start. Don't start in the middle. It's weird, that's some like a lake house shit. How'd you do that? The first little laundry we did together, she pointed out I should put my clothes inside out because the machine will clean the part that touches

my skin thoroughly. Yeah, keep it open, my keep reading, keep it open, my book. No, I'm thinking about it. Oh, I'm sorry, no, no, I'm closing my mind completely. How do I convince her that the machine washes both sides of the clothing evenly despite her protests? Please help. I don't want to spend extra time flipping clothes

inside out while folding them. That is from Laundry Mania in Minnesota. Now here, when I saw this question, and I was building my question list, obviously, obviously, I think we can all agree. The washing machine thoroughly cleans your clothes inside it out. It's soaking in water.

It's being agitated around, inside it out. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not a laundry scientist. No. I cannot, with a hundred percent, like, surety, tell you that this doesn't make a dent when you think, hmm, something bad. Oh, sorry, I can do that. Do you want me to do that for you?

If you can't do that, you're struggling to do that. I can totally do that for you. You're telling me I throw a pair of jeans in. Sick, thick denim, a powerful weave. Yeah, sure. And they're right side out. And they're in there together. Yeah.

Right? Maybe they're not. You know how the boy'll pin a pasta? And you're like, that's the side of this. That's the frig rivet pasta doesn't get right. That's the foot. What the fuck, man? It's tubular. Right? It's tubular. Like jeans legs it is yeah, but rigid

Jeans legs ain't rigid Okay, my name's thick denim and I'm here on behalf of the aARP You know your spirits a lot of change you're still too, but you ain't as you ain't as rigid as you used to be No, this is yeah, yeah, I don't I I think we fall for a lot of laundry scams. As a, as a society, we fall for a lot of tricks. Number one, number one scan that they'll try to get you on. Fabrics often separating, separating laundry. Yeah, just throw them all in there.

No problem. Wash it cold. Yeah, just throw them all in there. No problem. Washington cold. Washington cold. Washington cold. Washington cold. Be bold. Washington cold. Don't think about it again. Just wash it. You don't need to worry about separating your laundry. I wish we could have said that 13 years ago. Okay. When we started, if our show had been about how you don't have

to separate your laundry really, not next thing, fabric softener. You know what? Softens it. It deletes some of your clothes. That's how it softens it. Is it deletes some of your clothes? Don't use that either. While we're at it, dry your sheets, get the fuck out.

Your dry sheets are so good. You know, dry your sheets are so good. You're so good. Don't get any wool balls. Dry your sheets are basically like putting wax on your clothes and it's just waste of stuff. You don't need it. You do need it.

It smells good. It makes the clothes feel so good on your body. You can get as long as you sanitize whether you can add instead of fabric softener to help sanitize your clothes. Sure. Or you can just buy a whole new clothes. Travel. I guess as long as we're coming up with alternative ideas or things that aren't broken

and work super good, you could just throw all your clothes away every time by new clothes. Here's what I recently learned. And I'm a hard-broken to learn this. Sometimes your socks will get stuck under the drum of your washing machine, like they'll slip through the thing, and you take your washing machine apart, bunch of socks in there.

I wish I had known that. Before I got a new washing machine like a year ago, some of those socks were never coming back. Never coming back. People ask us why we don't do as many relationship questions anymore, and questions about working in an office. I don't care about that stuff. You got it, God don't care about it anymore.

I can't. I don't care about that stuff. I care about like eight things now. And apparently laundry's one of them, from a antagonistic standpoint, a hate doing laundry. It's my least favorite thing in the world. It's a very private act, and we don't really discuss it, do we? This truth is not all these things.

It's like voting. It's like voting. I hate this, again, I hate to keep drumming on this, but some of the smells my body makes needs deserves criticism and change. My clothes are a sponge for all of that. When you have the clothes that I've worn, that's just pure uncut Griffin right there.

And I have so much. I love that movie, by the way, I thought Adam Sandler was amazing. Uncut Griffin. Yeah, I love that movie by the way I thought I'm saying there was amazing. Uncut Griffin. Yeah sure. Yeah so stressful. Oh god yeah. So stressful.

You give the Oscar for that. Let me show the when I show the diamond in his mouth I thought okay. Yeah. Yeah. But they could shoot it up and I was like whoa. That's a powerful man. Virile. You can also when you clean out the Lint trap of the dryer hang on to that because that is the world's best

Kindling yeah fire Which seems ironic that it would accumulate in a thing that makes a very very high Yeah, for scientists Maybe we need to revisit that maybe we just accepted that that was a thing We just got to put we're gonna put the world's best Kindling in a box that generates and only generates heat. And it would be cool if they had some sort of, I don't know, trap in there to capture all of that.

I'm just saying we settled for, maybe let's stop making clothes that fall apart while we dry them. Now we're talking my language. Make that shit out of all clothes should be raincoat material like the future. Thank you. You know how future videos...

Make it out of this stuff they make black boxes out of an airplane. That could be, that could be something too. But you, future videos, future movies, Blade Runner, 2022, they all are wearing like nylon, raincoat, rain umbrella clothes, PVC, like really, really shiny. No washing, no washing.

Well, probably washing, but again, just probably hose them down. Or a 3D printer prints out the new ones for you every day, and you melt the other one down for a crack. Maybe you can close that at taffron. You gotta have these conversations with denim heads. Yeah. Because when you start getting into the world of raw denim, as so many of us have explored in our lives. Yeah.

Um, you, there's a lot of, uh, conspiracy, a lot of superstition, yeah, uh, attach to, um, basically never washing your jeans. Yeah. And a lot of people kind of got together and agreed that this one thing, the jeans, you don't have to wash those. Don't know how to have our, how much ketchup, how much mustard. No, just don't wash the jeans. You're a watch them.

I brother and my brother and me TV show, you can see someone who just asked Jesse Thorne for the first time what to wear. Yeah. And he started trying to wear jeans, but you gotta break them in. So basically in every episode of that show, you're seeing the energy of a man

who's wearing wet tight jeans. Yeah. They're always a little bit damp, always dirty, can't wash them. Very catch up. And too tight, trying to break them. We ate so many hot dogs making that show. Yeah. So, we only did one question last week.

I'm gonna do more questions. We gotta make it out. We gotta help more. I feel like we're all, like, I know it's not, it's been like, ha ha funny. But I think it's been, it's been, it's been you, you useful, I would say. Yeah, it's been you ha. It's been you you useful. I would say yeah, it's been you useful. Thank you

I'm the general manager for a storage facility and I had a woman call and ask if she could rent a storage unit So her dad can practice his tube outside their house the family thinks his playing is very annoying Yeah, I don't want to crush this man. You were so quick to agree with that Griffin. I'm just saying man. It's a I mean, let's be honest. It's it's the tuba's a season thing. The tuba is a sometimes food is a sometimes one. There are some instruments that are pleasant to listen to someone learn. Yes, grow. No, because you're never like no one's ever laying down a tuba riff. They're like, oh, funky stuff Charles It's always just like That's the only tuba son there I had a woman call and ask if she could rent a storage unit to her to bet outside their house

Brothers how can I get this man storage unit practice space without it bothering our other storage customers That's from Larder, Cacophony in Longmont, Colorado. Yeah, they're trying to practice their zither. Yeah, right? Are you secretly running like a music school out of your storage? Are there other people living in there? I don't know what the law is, Vsavvy that.

But if I'm just going to check on my comic book collection and I have to hear I'm in at and a half of, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I don't think that's so much better with storage doors B as they're going through I'm in it in a half of bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum You just had a ditch this cut this whole take we got to start over every pretend you forgot what's in the box Hey, I think that if I was if I showed up to my storage space that I don't have but I do in this fiction And I saw someone playing tuba there. I don't think annoyed would even get onto the end of the emotional Venn diagram Huh, huh. What's this, what's this tail?

What's this, soory? You know, annoyed. Oh, my spot. Sometimes there's a tuba man there. Yeah, right? That's, this is, listen, I am a salesman through and through. My heart, my core salesman. It's not about what you're selling, it's how you're selling it.

You need to convince your other patrons that this tuba, it's not a bug, it's a feature. Oh, that tuba? That's gonna keep the pests away. You don't need to worry about something coming and not only once a week, I got my tuba man comes out, he plays the tuba, that's keeping all kinds of pests away. You don't even know.

And by pests, you mean burglars? Because I don't think anyone's gonna try to burglarize a storage facility if they hear a tuba. Cause that can be coming from any one of these boxes. I think that we are maybe putting the horse before the car a little bit. I think that the horse Justin, the horse should be before the car.

Just for reference. We do prefer it that way. That is the preferred unless the horse is pushing it, behind, if the horse is behind the cart pushing it, I could see that working if you're going up hill or something. That's just so you get stuck in a hole. He's got to get a nose. Okay, yeah, I got it.

I think it's not realistic to think that this family is going to go to this man and say, hey, Dad, we have decided as a family that we would like you to play tuba in a dark box built for trash. And the dad will be like, yes, yes, yeah, that's all this coming. Tough but fair, I'll go to the box full of trash. Yeah, I'll go to the trash box and play my tuba. A lot of dads are gonna see that as a choice that they then have to make between their family

who clearly hates this new thing that they're up to or their livelihood. And I will say, watch that movie Whiplash, man. It's got some good lessons in it when it comes to learning an instrument and being good at it. Griffin, yeah. As you have positive, if this dad has decided

that this is not a hobby friends This is I will now be living my life making a living as a Tubeman at that point. I think the daggin bag these these tuba puts a roof over your heads You can go to the Fort storage facility while I practice. Yeah, this is tuba's house that tuba built Like in this house we tuba so either you guys start tubing Or you can go over the story facility while I do Would he okay? Would he leave the tuba in the storage unit? I think is it climate?

I have to haul the tuba back to great question For if it's climate control can control, I think that's fine Justin, but you don't want a hot, now maybe he has a practice tuba that he keeps there and a show tuba that he keeps at home, but you don't want the swelling, the shrinking, the swelling, the flanges. The flanges, I've got. The feet and colds. You get a lot of spit build up in there and start some mildew. You've got to spill it in.

You put your mouth on the mouthpiece when you roll up and it burns a circle around your mouth because you don't want to hide inside. You don't want to blow the tuba raccoon comes flying out. There's a kinds of things that could go wrong, Justin. Yeah. A little guy. A little guy's in there.

Yeah. And he grants you wishes, but they turn out to be very like snarky tricky wishes. And you're like, oh no, everyone's a tuba. I just wish that my family loved tuba. Now my wife is leaving me for a tuba. Yeah, and my kids are calling the tuba daddy. And this kind of thing.

And they're saying, they're saying everywhere. And it's like, did beach surfers come and use my tuba at the beach again and then put it back in here? That's a risk. You take it as torch facility. Right. The sneaky wishes in the sand. Right.

Um, I recently been named the president of my school's theater club. Hell yeah. Uh, our first event is the orientation expo where hordes of incoming freshman will see our booth look at it for approximately two seconds and swiftly pass it by for cooler club fair. What do we do to draw attention to our booth? How do we get these kids to be invested in our theater club? That's from boring booth in Tennessee. Okay. Okay. I'm 25 to 21 years outside of high school, right? 14. You should really figure that out. That's

what I say, right? I'm not, but you're an exact, no, you're You should really figure that out. That's what I was saying, right? I'm, No, but you're an exact number. No, you're an exact, an exact number of days have passed since you left a picture. No, what I mean, I'm used to be in the window.

You might have the first stage, time passed. I'll be right off the window of high school. 14 to 18. No. Just from 18. Just from 18. Okay, great.

I'm 21 years outside. Okay. Thank you. But when I remember, years outside. Okay, thank you. But when I remember, when I joined clubs, which I did because I liked being in pictures in the year, but love it. The thing I wanted least was that have to actually be involved in them in any way.

I liked signing the thing. I might even pay like $30 dues or whatever, right? With no expectations of me ever participating. That was what I wanted. I could put it on a college application. I could appear in the yearbook and no one ever bothered me about actually being there. I deal.

And I think you're actionable. What's the action? The action. That's why you say, that's good, but worked out good for you, Trav. What is this person do? Cool, you say, sign this. We'll put you on the line up.

See you in nine months on picture day. Bye, bro, and you high five, and you're out. But what if they want to do theaters? The only question, I guess, I have follow up to that is if they want to do the thing that the club is for. Well, then they're allowed to be. The club does exist, I guess. I think the club does probably do.

It probably exists in me into theater. Okay, you could go to other tables. Don't have a table. Theater's everywhere. Who would love that? It's the other tables. And Stan next to him be like, Oh, golf.

Yes, I remember. My days treading the links. I was a bit of a golf stir myself and then like a whole scene place. Right. And you're like, you're like, you've got the golf cane and you're like, got a golf hat. And it's like, it gets to end of them. Like, but the most amazing thing about golf is this is all been an act. Yeah. Welcome to theater club. You're already in it. Yeah. I stole your wallet and I already took the dues out and signed you up. Everywhere you go, here's the thing.

None of those clubs can offer, you can offer everything those clubs can because the leader can take you anywhere. Right. You can be anywhere. You can do a scene where you're a golf man. Do those classic scenes from the greatest game ever played starring a young Shilobuff, right?

And then it's like, now you don't even have to play golf. You can pretend to play golf. We're gonna watch bagger vans after school and have a great time doing it and learn a lot. So we'll see you there, where you go. We'll see you right there. You need to find the kids. You can't, they're not gonna come to you.

You can. You don't have they're not gonna come to you. Because you don't have to look hard, by the way. If you're looking for kids who will be interested in theater, you could probably identify it by side. Well, that's you're really cutting the whole thing. Okay, fun, no fun bit, I like that. Yeah, that's right. That's a fun bit.

It will be hard. Travis, do you think again? Oh, I'm just saying that theater kids are working. That will work. Okay. Okay. Fun. I like it.

I see, and this is the kind of improv skills you can learn in theater Okay. Okay. Fun. I like it. And this is the kind of improv skills you can learn in theater club. Yeah. No, it actually makes a lot of sense now because I actually went to a theater club that met and learned and grew and matured. And you started that theater club.

You started that theater club and then you wanted to be in a picture in the yearbook. You did for nine months. You were in the theater that year. Right. Mm-hmm. I can't remember. Right. Thank you Travis.

Charter member, charter and ghost member of the theater club. Founding. The vibes all wrong. The vibes all wrong. But there's one thing that's always so right. And that is profiting. Yeah. Podcasting.

So let's head on over to the money. Griffin. Yes. You know what time it is? Stamps.com advertisement time. Sure. I yeah. Okay. Yeah. You asked me a question and I answered it as good as I possibly could. No, it was like a rhetorical. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Try again. You know what time it is? It is 10.49 a.m. Exactly. The holidays are around the corner.

That's right, Jeff. Sure. Yeah, that's how you need to start recording. Listen, stamps.com. Love you very much. You've been a big supporter of the show. It is as we read this, August 24th, it's still got August 28th. Yeah.

And their pitch is about the seasonal rush and getting started early. And listen stamps. This is fucking, yeah. This is early. Yeah, getting started for that seasonal rush early now because the holiday rush means more mailing and shipping for your business, but stamps.com

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Chris's presence from you guys in the next two weeks, I'm gonna you this right now, if Justin and Griffin, if I don't get my Christmas presents from you guys in the next two weeks, I'm gonna be pretty p-out because you guys are taking your sweet time. Yeah, Justin just left, Justin said no. Justin just left. Justin just got up and made him bring out ship. You went to go ship my presents. You present, that must be what he did.

I love that. How can I get ahead of the holiday rush Travis? What do I do? Well, you can get ahead of the holiday rush Griffin and you can get discounts of up to 84% off of USPS and UPS rates. Get your business ready for the holiday rush by going to stamps.com today. Sign up with the promo code MyBrother, all one word for a special offer that includes a four-week trial. Plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com, click the microphone

at the top of the page and enter code my brother. Griffin, I want you to know. Yeah. This is 100% true. Ever since I have been listening to you and Rachel since the Rosebuddy days, and way way back then, there was an ad for stamps.com where Rachel pronounced digital.

Is digital? Yeah, digital, something. for stamps.com where Rachel pronounced digital. Did you get the digital, something. And now every time we do a stamp, a digital scale, every time we do a stamp.com, I think about Rachel, I think about Rosebuddies, I just want you to know. Just don't razz my wife, please. No, I'm not. That's not really razzin' right now.

The T totaler bit is maybe my favorite. That's really, really good. Okay, enough for asking my wife. Stitch Fix is here and it has been here and it's always been here. And you know, the eternal company. The eternal company that's always been here since the dawn of time.

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That's cool. We should, the three of us should probably get together and make sure our stylist don't get us the same shit because I can't tell you the number of times we've been on tour and it's been like, well, one of us has to change. It's a great shirt, but I thought you were in, I've been doing that on purpose.

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Oh, I get it. I didn't know you could do like I didn't know jokes was like a thing you did. I'm exhausted. Yeah, I can tell. I prayed to the weight ten years of my immortality to make this joke to you. It was worth it, man. Wait, why did you have to trade your immortality to make a joke? One thing you are forbidden from as an immortalist puns.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, you get punished. You get punished. When I walk downstairs, then I just went ahead. Wow, you made the decision to trade your immortal life that quickly. That's actually pretty impressive. Well, it wasn't that hard-gryffin dracolimed thing. Great. It's really good, man.

Now, when you started a second time, was that another 10 years? wasn't that hard-gryphine dracoline? Thank you. It's really good, man. Now, when you started a second time, was that another 10 years? No, this is a reference. Yeah. Oh. I'm so happy to say that pumpkin season is finally forgotten.

You're so quiet right now. I don't know if this is a microphone thing or a countdown. I don't know if you're a griff. I should, I popped up my microphone with the potential. No, but maybe you're a griff. feet and feels like all of your voices tucked in the back of your throat yeah if you want to do ASMR get the 3d oh my god me in traps can tell you where it is and just some stuff is still the way to get the prospect and it also sounds like you're

swallowing your tongue yeah it sounds like I didn't come here to be criticized I came to tell you about crispy cream releasing pop-pukkin spice doggy donuts. Was that pumpkin? Pop-pukkin. What it is is pumpkin spice doggy donuts. Doggy donuts. Travis, can you let him just... Sorry, I almost called you just this, fucking crazy. I don't know where that came from. Count on it. Can you give us like three more of those clean please? Crispy cream, pumpkin spice, doggy doggy doggy. That's it.

Now that time you said, doggy doggy doggy. Pumpkin spice, doggy doggy doggy. One more. These doggy doggy dogs will be packaged in a special six count box for purchase in shop. National dog days last Saturday pumpkin spice fans were able to double the deliciousness and general the season with their 40 friends by treating them to crispy crepes do pumpkin. treating them to crispy cremes, do. Popkin. Popkin spice dog it on us. Perhaps we have all experienced the crushing guilt

of enjoying a pumpkin spice product while our furry friends will come and wish they could taste these animals. Do you have a dog? Can't turn it? I have homes. Yeah. The children of the night. They're like big mean dogs. No one's that no one stands up for inspired by Chris. Sorry, wait, hold on. Was that you taking an animal rights stand just real quick? But a quiet like a very half-hearted one, I would say.

Many animals are misconstrued as being more dangerous than they are. Yeah, my Hounds are not in that group They are bad people are prejudice against your Hounds and rightly so Yes, okay, they are appropriately cautious around these terrible animals Okay, cool You'll never guess but this is inspired by crispy cream's popular pumpkin spice donut collections. Sorry, for humans, they now must verify that.

They have to clarify now from now on, these are the human pumpkin spice donuts. I don't know how I would feel if I walked into a store and then they said, do you want some of these human donuts? I don't know that that would read to me as donuts for humans or donuts for humans. Yeah. Two separate menus for humans and dogs. Right. What about where? So the, oh, there you go. Yeah, I can't believe you just said that.

Sorry. Uh, this is this new doggy donuts, including the pumpkin spice original glazed a pumpkin spice cake a pumpkin spice maple peanut and pumpkin spice cheese cake swore so Is this still for the dog? It's for the variety that your dog craves So many different options for your for your very smart dog. That love is pumpkin. They have created opportunity for delicious to share the moments around one of Fall's favorite flavors.

With a dog. With a dog. How was your weekend? Oh, for me, it was excellent. I shared the special moment celebrating pumpkin with Ruf roofas my child Dogs had so much to our lives so for national dog day We've upped our game to give you the awesome treat. They deserve says they've skenna global chief brand office are for crispy cream

We've heard from Dave. Yeah, we've heard from Dave so many times We know you love our pumpkin spice, and now it's time for dogs to get in on the action. We're positive. Oh, grown. So what they've got? Wait, they said grown or Dave said grown. Dave has written grown.

You said it, bud. Dave, you can't do that. You can't stop there in Waldorf, your own ass. We do it all the time, I will say. In the vampire world, we tried to keep each other on the level. My and my family. It's possible that he was doing voice to the text, and he said positive.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I like to think that was Dave editorializing on someone else's writing, and they just left it in the shirt. The fuck of it, cause who would read this far down and not start driving to Krispy Kreme? For their special friend. Is there a quote from a dog in the press release

that's like, thanks, but do you have stinky wet meat? Yeah, thanks. None of us were asking for this. This is great stuff, and we love that you're thinking about us. Next time, if you could just do stinky wet meat, that would actually be so great of you.

Thanks for this bread, but if you could just dip your human paw into a jar of peanut butter and just kind of listlessly drop this down beside you, I'm good for like 40 minutes, dude. The press release then goes on to add the following note. Pupkin Spice Doggy, though, that's our safe and dog friendly. Yeah. I just want you to try to imagine the world where the opposite is true. That would be quite the press release advertising the ability to poison your dog. It's incredibly, incredibly great. That would be a hell of a thing.

Fuck dogs, anyway, this is a cream. And before you take the bag of time, we are gonna need you to sign this liability. Dave Skinner knows two things. Dogs love donuts and Dave hates dogs. So enjoy. It didn't says each treat is designed specifically for dogs of all ages and sizes

Made with a hard to bake cookie and ingredients such as pumpkin peanut butter and carob A substitute for chocolate because you know how dogs this whole time have been so obsessed with chocolate Well, no they'll don't get it. They'll die from this. They'll die real bad. That engraves bad, bad news. Now let me ask you a question, count on it. Can I tell you one more thing, please? Please? Oh yeah.

Completing the thought, Popkin Spice Doggy, though, nuts are intended as a snack and are not formulated to be served as a complete and balanced meal. All right. Much like donuts. Donuts have to. Don't specify that for human beings though. to be served as a complete and balanced meal. All right. Much like donuts.

Donuts have to go. Donuts specify that for human beings though. Has, has Krispy Kreme ever come out and said, please buy our new donuts, but we do need to let you know. In moderation, please. Human beings, this doesn't count as breakfast. This is not the breakfast.

Don, Count Donut, do you think that there was a blue sky pitch, Vene, where they were coming up with this? And somebody said, oh, I know it'll calm. We'll calm, of course, pumpkin spice. That's obvious. Pumpkin spice, dog nuts, and someone had to like, say no to that, right? No, the spelling of don't not just confusing it,

not for ready. Yeah. Fans can keep their dogs' tails wagging with limited edition crispy creme, green or white bandanas covered in a pattern of dogs. Because my dog loves it when I tie shit around her. Fans can keep their dogs' tails wagging. I'm going to restart my sentences. Okay. I'm interrupted to restart my senses. Okay. I'm interrupted by a moldy!

Ah! Fans can keep their dogs tails wagging with a limited edition crispy cream, green or white bandanas covered in the pattern of dogs, bones and donuts, a stylish accessory for the sweetest donut loving dogs. Crispy creams dog bandanas come in one size that fits most dogs and are available while supplies last. Imagine if the inverse was true. They're only available once they have been exhausted. Yes. This bandana are designed to drive your pets insane. I, um, I don't think I would enjoy a dog that I bring to Krispy Kreme for a special treat who then begins begging for an

additional cartridge. I believe he's had this moment in the sun. Dad, dad, I'm way into it. No, I know. This is my whole identity now. You just can't be right. I'm thinking here's what I'm saying. My dog, my dog Lily,

we're working hard to keep her from eating food off the counter she has before. God, ninto a box of donuts, no chocolate, thank God, or grazed food. Best ever. I guess, but she ate what I would now call human donuts. And I'm worried that I'll give her this hard cookie donut and she'll be like, what the fuck is this?

Yeah. I want the human stuff. Then you show her the box, it says dog nuts, and then Billy's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I want the human stuff. Then you show her the box, it says dog nuts, and then the lady's like, oh, they're for me. That's special for me. Thank you. Thank you. Do you have wet stink meat, though, please?

Can you give me one of these pumpkin spice dog nuts that has stinky wet, oh, meat in it? That would be ideal. And maybe chicken bones that will definitely kill me. If you could put some of those in there, maybe old garbage. I love that too. Just a shepherd's pie.

I guess, just give me a shepherd's pie. That would be dope. Give me just a kitty litter box and a pallet donut, so whatever. I love that. That's my whole deal. They are also releasing human offerings, but I feel no good.

To give to dogs, give my tasty human meat I don't like that at all count, don't I? No, I I'm glad to see the the press release they have not called the poem Dave scanner To contextualize why pumpkin donuts were returning now Yeah, he has probably had to justify these actions so many times. They just lost the reasons. Yeah, everyone loves falls big orange vegetable.

Good news. They would have to put out a press release. If this year, like, Krispy Kreme decided not to do pumpkin spies anything, that, hey, guys, this year, we're just skipping it. We're skipping it. That would be impactful. That's, that's change. That's grace. Figure out your own're just skipping it. No, that would be impactful. That's change, that's grace. Figure out your own way to do it.

I don't know, man. Thank you for having me on your show, brother. Are you okay, Count Donut? You seem like this bit made you very sad. Oh, I'm tired. You missed your hands. You're dramatic, like I've watched my eyebrows. What secrets of the eternal life with all these things?

There he is. Yeah, to turn it back on it. You know, what are your feelings about asparagus? Yeah We are Are we in a circle of trust? Yeah, absolutely recording a podcast that some people listen to Asparagus kills vampires Oh you kidding me in what way like art?

me in what way like our well when this is what the smell of what it means in your human piece. Yeah. It is extremely deleterious to vampires. So if you pass on a vampire after eating asparagus, it kills them or near a vampire right? No. If you biz on a vampire after eating asparagus for many years in a lab controlled environment, they will develop upper respiratory infections in the higher rate that other vampires. Yeah. It's some people just go for it in the way because they love the smell. Yeah, sure.

Is there an amount of it? We all know the, no matter how much we love getting pissed off by people who eat the sparrows, we all know the risks. Is there an amount of pain? You could do it. You could do it. To build up an immunity count.

Yeah, like wrestling a little bit. A little bit of piss at a time, increasing each time. Right. Thank you so much for this wonderful question. Some people try to substitute with turn up piss. It's simply not the same. It's useful as a step down perhaps, but beyond that, it's nothing. Is there any kind of like, you know, we, human beings will do drugs and drink alcohol. Is there some kind of like effect like that? Are you guys just dirty birds?

Do you get faded or? Hey, when you vape this piss, what happens next? You get hurt or what? What happens next? Only one person has ever tried to vape the piss. He was a wolf man, and it drove him insane. Oh no. No great loss though, right?

Wolfman. Well, I count down that. Count down that real quick. I think I did it. Is it all better to begin with? We're not very inclusive. Yeah, I think I did it. It's the whole better to begin with. Yeah, very inclusive. That would have been something. Yeah, I think I did it.

It's the team Edward or team Jacob. Where it was, let's go and odd over there. Well, this is not fair because Edward was my baby, sister growing up. Wow, really? Yes. I was like, wait, you get on the show like 20 times. This is the first time he tells you,

you know Edward Colin? This is the first time you've ever asked me. That's fair to you. That's a good point. We never asked you about you. Why do vampires imprint on babies? I was just starting to wear wolf. Wear wolf imprint on babies.

Why is that? It's disgusting. Welcome aboard. Yes, welcome. We're on the winning team now, Trapp. Yes, congratulations. You've seen it took you the five seconds of self-analysis

required to notice that where we'll also the absolute pits in your monster. You like I will spill the tea on no question. I think about uh, yeah, mummies. They are just bandages. And they will not tell you the same. There's nothing inside. There's nothing in there. Just bandages. You hold one in. They are look for a like, and the scuba do. Yeah, yeah, I can't believe you're on a, like, oh, you know, it's full name. The name scuba, he was my baby's in there. And he made this call him scuba.

Let me ask you this just real quick. How you feel about lagoon monsters? Lagoon monsters is great. Oh boy. A great lay, but the real wet hug. You've got to be quick. Great lay, but a real wet hug. That's what we're going with. Count on wet. That's what we're going with. Count on it.

That's what we're going. Did you say lagoon monsters? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Wait, what did you think? I said, this is the thing about lagoon monsters. Yeah. And it I'll give you the G-righted version because you didn't want to hear my sexual take on them. Yeah. Every one of them is deeply into MLMs, and it is inferior. Oh, wow. In the Lagoon Monster, that's the LM,

mini Lagoon Monster. That is what the MLM stands for. Yeah. They get in, they try to sell you, since he candles are vitamin supplements. Got to. Just real quick though, just one last one for me, try this might have more Boba dooke.

Yes, Boba dooke. He is a full-time party. I can't hang with Boba dooke anymore. Yeah. I'm over 1000 years old. Oh yeah, it's awesome. But if you want to have a good time that you can never tell anyone about you party with Babadook. I can't tell anyone about Babadook's party because he was if he'd be able to judge you in a really, really fair way. You will deserve it. Okay, I got one last one. Slint, Slender man, Fog and Slender man. What's his fucking deal?? So okay, his name is Gregory. Oh, and he's just a very skinny guy. We don't know what everyone said. No, he's just an extremely skinny man,

which is weird that everyone thinks. Let's say that everyone thinks. How about this, you know what I call slender man? Well, I call him man that helped me move. Because he is to me. Well, that's cool. And there's the body shape. All right, so he's like a friend or man.

He's, oh, you are playing a dangerous game. Oh boy. You're in more child. I don't know what you had to trade the way for that. But like, yeah, our audience. Yeah. Oh, okay. God.

Balloon boy. That's a long one. Fuck. He's gone shit. Yeah, I'm asking about balloon boy. He made me so sweaty. Yeah. What was he wearing? A loner came that he got from the Dracula notice or something. I wasn't really paying attention.

It was a, oh dude, he told the kick ass joke. Oh really? Yeah, you had a bust at your ass. At TMTMTM, it was my body. TMTMTMTMTMTM. That's huge, yeah, you can do that. Folks, I want to tell you, we have such a great, I love all of our merch. But this is such a great sticker that we've got available for you right now at McRomeRarch.com.

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We dare you. What we dare you, coward? What, you think you're so great? Too good for us? What? You think you're so great? To good for us? Fine. Thank you to Montaine for these four themes song, My Life is Better With You. It's such a great fucking track. And I feel like every time you hear it, I hear a new note or drum beat or symbol or a new message. So if you haven't listened to it today, just think about doing that for us. Thank you so much, Montagne.

We also want to say, back to Merchor, a quick 10% of all Merchor's these this month go to Earth Justice. Also, we've got some live shows coming up this week. We're going to be in Seattle on August 31st, doing an adventure zone balance one shot. And then September 1st, we're doing my brother, my brother, on August 31st doing an adventure zone balance one shot. And then September 1st,

we're doing my brother, my brother, me. If you're coming to Seattle, my brother, my brother, me, and you have a question that you want answered in the first part of the show, right? So that's like the question list part. Email it to mbmbm at maximumfund.org and put Seattle in the subject line. And while we're there, we're gonna be at Pax West.

We just put our schedule schedule for that on our Instagram over at McRoy family, but you'll be able to find it, I'm sure, at our events page as well. Coming up, we're gonna be in Philadelphia and New York Comic Con in October, more details about that and details on all of our shows at bit.ly slash McRoy tours. Oh, and I should ask this, I'm gonna be at Rose City Comic-Con coming up.

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