My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 678: Travis-Level Funny

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

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The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, Jerry, three! It's the side of something beautiful. A small quaintance has blossomed. It's rapid into a precious friendship.

I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you, it's better, it's better with two. My life, oh, it's better with you. Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the Modren era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your head coach Travis McElroy. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh! Great iron grip from McElroy here to bring the fucking football. He pig skin. Pete is what they call me and great iron, gritty and I, I grid iron Griffin. Great iron gritty. Great, I am gritty.

Justin, I have a question for you, Justin. Yes. Are you ready for some football? Well, Travis, I was a trick question because it's here, whether you're ready or fucking not, coward. Yeah, it's every day of the week we're playing football on the professional level

in the National Football League. I am proud to announce that my dad has gileted me into joining the fantasy football league because he couldn't find anybody else to join it for the fifth consecutive year. Well, no, no,'t know what it means that he has stopped asking me. But, blah, blah, blah, blah. Does, what is it? Am I out of the will or what is that mean?

Why am I so far from the light of our father? I, you know what, I actually said, you know, I'm gonna make a run at it this year. I wanna make a run of the crowd. So I'm gonna pay attention when draft time comes around. So I sat in, I logged in for the draft. I, we did have to restart the draft because the very old people in this league could not figure out how to get it all

running. Yeah. Hyperlinks, man, they're fucked up. They got all kinds of letters and symbols in them. It's crazy. Yeah. So we, uh, so yeah, we had to do it twice. And then I got to the draft. Yeah. And uh, here's what, here's where I get kind of. Yeah, break it down Justin. And here's where I got tripped up. How do you know? Yeah. Which of these guys is gonna score the most points? Great question.

Cause I. Here's what I did. Look for someone who has your same first name. You draft them right away. I got trapped in on the list. I think it's Kelke. Travis Kelke. I got him right away.

Cause his name is Travis. And he looked, he looked. I don't know, like he was good at football, like I look at him. And I'm like Travis Pastrana. I got him. And that's a weird one. Travis Tritt is also on Travis's team

as a flex position, which is weird. Well, because I wanted to flex on the other teams. Yeah. Yeah, like look at how many Travis's I got. You know what I mean? I've had a tried and true strat for the last, I don't know, 10 seasons. And that's just locked down.

My boy A. Rod, Aaron Rogers, Gopat Go, Lambo Leap, my big man out there, I'm unpopular opinions. Yes. Yes. Big thoughts. Right. Big thoughts of big ideas. Big thoughts, big dreams. Big thoughts. Big thoughts. Big ideas.

Big thoughts, big dreams. Big points. You know? Big points. But when he dawns the golden yellow, he goes out there and throws that beautiful goddamn orb down the field. Everybody's cheering and yelling. And I'm cheering and yelling because I'm looking at my points.

Yeah. Rack up on the fantasy league. That's why I, this year, I put all of my draft points. I invested high, I got one team, I got one guy, right? I got and I pushed all my money onto Tom Brady because like that guy so talented and can really fuck the hell out of a mattress. And so I was like, that guy loves fucking those

sorta seely post-repedic, so he goes with the old guy down to the vault, the old guy lets him in, says do you need anything else?pedic, so he goes with the old guy down to the vault. The old guy lets him in since he need anything else. Mr. Radiant, he goes, no, just me. I'm gonna raw dog that mattress real quick because I just wanna touch down competition. I'm there, I go on in. Anyways, so he's the only team member I have this year.

I'm very excited for my chances. And Freeze. Now, I feel like we should talk to our friends who are listening who don't know about football stuff and explain why those jokes were. Okay. So Tom Brady said, Roy, Tom Brady did this commercial where he fucked a mattress. And in a ball go deeper, go deeper. And there's an old man there who's horrified that he has to do this job. But I think it's the only way. Freeze.

Freeze. Hey, everybody. Now, some of you are wondering why we're even talking about football in the first place. And let's say this, until Hollywood decides to pay actors and writers what they are owed, the strike will continue. And the strike continues. We have nothing to talk about. This is because of Hollywood, blame them. This is all we have.

And unfreeze. So the only way to get it. I'm gonna remember. With the kick. With the kick or only of one layer. And freeze again. What? Wait.

Are we going back down in the line? Are we going back to Justin's level? Back to Justin's level. I'm free. Okay. If the strike isn't over by the time that Tim Chalamet's take on a classic beloved character hits theaters. I am going to be heartbroken at a level that I don't think I'll be able to come back from. It would truly be my greatest cost

of the strike. It would be the greatest cost of the strike. Please, please, please, cost of the strike. It would be the greatest cost of the strike. Please, please, please, the please execs, please buckle. Please, you're not going to win this one. You guys are, you guys are, you can't do this shit without the writers and actors. Please. Here's the thing. This fuck though. Shalame wants it too. Shalame told me like, if I don't hear your twisted take on my, on my walk of vision,, I, I don't know what I'll do. J man is what he told me is what he told me. He said, can we kick back up to my level? Yeah.

Yeah. And until this strikes done, I will talk about how Tom Brady fucks mattresses, every episode of this podcast. That's my protest. Okay. Aaron Rogers. Pre-anti-vax also doesn't play for the Packers anymore. It plays for the Jets.

Well, he would fuck a mattress if he had the chance. He probably would fuck a mattress. He's probably gonna be fucking a lot of mattresses. He's laid up right now. I did tear his Achilles Tins. What did he do? He's a hundred years old. And that's an issue.

Sure. And so that's why that joke that I told was funny for the non sports guys out there. Okay. And back to the podcast. So I would like to say just to update everybody on my progress, touched out. Nabi did my team did try off over my father-in-law this week. Oh, how often have you brought that up? I have not yet because I haven't checked How did he brought that up? I have not yet, because I haven't checked till now. And apparently I beat him by 50 points. I cut the line.

Wow. And I put him in the ground. For you, Griff, he fired you once. And now I'm firing him from football. Good. With big points. Great. Yeah.

I appreciate that. My son still talks a lot about how one, Tommy is the strongest man he knows. And two, that it's very funny that he fired me. And so that's please tell him what I, what I have done for you. Yeah, I will let him know that Uncle Justin did. What everybody did together. Yeah.

For sure. This is an advice show. I mean, yeah, most of it sports the vice. Yeah, yeah, it's all we know. It's all we know. It's all we know. You come here for two reasons. One, fancy football advice. Two, a recap of the Tom Brady commercial

where he fucks the mattress and a vault. Those are the two reasons you come here every week. Week after week, I see it. I see people, they still ex about it. Left and right, they're exing, they're exing over here, they're exing over there. Everybody's exing about fancy football right. They're Xing. They're Xing over here. They're Xing over there. Everybody's Xing about fans.

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This is an advice show, please. Yes. I sell mattresses and a comic question. My comic question. Not every thing's a joke. Your joke senses are too fired up. I know. Wind down.

Just wind it down. Sometimes there's funny parts in this show and sometimes there's not. Ask Reddit. Listen, I sell mattresses and a common question I have to ask people is, do you sleep with a partner? If the answer is no, usually if it's a guy, shit gets awkward, brothers, how am I supposed to respond to that?

That's from potential partner in Perth, Australia. That must be an Australian thing. Yeah. Cause I don't think you would get away with that over here. Asking if someone has a partner that they sleep with. Do you sleep alone? Like that's what you're saying, right? Do you sleep alone?

Do you sleep with a partner? No. Do you want to? Hmm. I mean, that's what you're saying, right? Do you sleep? Do you sleep alone? Do you sleep with a partner? Oh, no. Do you want to? I mean, that's what it feels like, right? I mean, that's a little, that feels sleep. I don't know mattress people, but like, that feels a little sleazy to me. Do you, do you sleep with a partner? No. Oh, okay. Then just lead him over to the saddest twin size mattress. That's a good point. This is my question. This is my question. This is my question, right? I know if I sleep with a partner, in what reality, am I looking at a twin and they're like,

do you sleep with a partner? I'm like, yeah, I do. And then I'm like, oh, fuck, actually, this one's too small. We were just gonna sleep stacked up, but now, you know, I think about it. I do have to get a big enough bed. We do a wee bear bear in bed.

Is that weird? That's normal, right? Chad get a big enough bed for both of us. You think? Yeah. I could just get two of these and zoom together. I think is that what people do? We had a great match just by experience when we moved to DC. We wanted to get a big bed for me and my wife

Whose name is Rachel and we went to the mattress store and we were trying some out and are I'm trying to decide if I want to say the name of the mattress salesman Because it's a good it's a really good name But I don't know if I want to give out information like that I'll maybe I'll say it to you guys, and you can appreciate it. Yeah, it's the third was his nail. And he was great. And outstanding.

We're trying out a little sympathetic action. He was like, what's great about this? Is that you can get in and out of bed without bothering your partner because it distributes the weight in a way that, here, let me show you. And then he gestured, me and Rachel were lying in this bed, testing it out. And he gestured for me to get out of the bed.

And he was like, watch this. And then he fucking leaped and poof, down onto the side of the bed that I was laying on. And he was like, pretty good, huh? And I wanted to be like, that's my wife. Did she pop corn out of the bed? She did not. To his great credit, she did not move a muscle.

And that's great. It's very convenient for when I need to have a bathroom in the middle of the night. I don't wake up my wife from her slumbers. But I also didn't appreciate how this stranger was like, you get out of that bed, check this out. It made me feel threatened. I played, I was at the furniture store with my kids and they were really bored and I promised them if they were good for a little bit, we could play hide and seek.

And we played hide, we started the game of hide and seek and I was, I was giving the job of seeking. This was just a couple weeks ago. And then I was like, the best job of hide and seek. Yeah, yeah. You really set the pace. Although hiding if you're good at it can be a nice little relaxing break as a parent. But the thing about hide and seek is you should play it in a place that you know, not on unfamiliar ground, because I just realized there's like 200 beds in here. Yeah. And I start looking around and I don't find my kids

for a second and then I think, I'm never gonna find these fucking kids. Oh, I'm never gonna find it. There's so many places they can hide. This is so hard. I'm never gonna find these kids. This is why I enjoy playing with Dottie while she's still like three years old

because like I'll count and then I'll just go right here or not, here I come. And she's like, she's five years old. She's five years old. I'm here. Remember, I can't. Yeah, I'm in the middle of the stress. Kinsel hiding.

It's a moment. It's a haunted. It's probably also one of the worst places to do a hide and seek game because I can't think of a building with more boogie man's per square inch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you remember how we man tell Fred Savage movie Little Monsters, right?

We're under the bed is the entry into the dream world of monsters and Fred Savage gets trapped under there. You got to imagine in a mattress slash bed store. Yeah, that's just, it's not a problem. It's not a problem, it's a trouble, it's a problem. It's a problem, it's a problem, it's a problem.

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Hey, friend, who's sending this question, I really hope that helps. Yeah. We said nothing helpful. There has to be, hold on, we can, I feel pretty confident that we can actually help. There has to be a way to ask if someone else is going to be in the bed with you. And how many people will be sleeping in the bed? How many occupants?

How many people will be enjoying the bed today? Yeah, what's the max occupancy? What do you need? Like, are we out of one in one out, kind of scenario? This is a perfect bed for anywhere from two to three people, which one of those sounds. That's not actually just what you've just done is escalated it. Yeah, I think I'm unnecessary.

Like if you buy a king, it's like, oh, all right. Okay, well, maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. So that's pretty confident. All right, it's pretty good. All right, good look at King Rizzo over here, dude,'s pretty confident. All right. That's pretty good. All right. Look at King Rizzo over here doing fucking great work.

All right. I'll take the California King really? With that outfit? No, man. No, man, I don't think so. At my mattress store. Yeah, come on. I'm gonna have a twin bed section

and there's gonna be cocktails and light apertiffs and some festive lighting, some chill lighting. A little mattress bed. You get the twin bed. You may come in for a twin bed, but you may leave with that special someone that wants to share. And then you're like, actually, they cost more. That is more expensive.

Yeah, the bigger beds cost more than two small beds. Sorry. But if you want to split the cost and have that weight on your beginning relationship, that would be amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best first thing you can do in a relationship is buy a bed together. Yes, correct. Easy.

What we have here is another red lit pilot for this time a reality competition show. Okay. And it can be called pillow talk pillow talk. pillow talk is pretty good. Pilots is not bad. match match. You met how can I watch this match? Matchers match. Matchers match.

Breaker. Matchers match. Matchers. Matchers. Matchers matchmaker. Matchers match match. Match. RIS.

Match. RIS. Makers. Matt. You R risk makers. It's called, it's called you made your bed. Cause you know what I mean? Cause then it's like, then you have to lie it.

I see it's like, you have to do it. It's good. Yeah, it's good. I wish there was still too many, because we'd be rich. Sleep on, it's good too. Wait, wait, boys, boys. Very excited.

We got, it's a brand, it's a new segment. This is, boys, boys. Very excited. We got it. It's a brand, it's a new segment. This is the second time we're gonna play MIT Assault. But this time, it's listener submitted. I got it here. It was sent in by Hank Green. Who is, you guys know? Hank Green.

Yeah. Frank Green is in the mix. As you guys know, that's John Green's brother. And he loves that. He loves that. I love that. Now, here's what, that's John Green's brother. And he loves that. He loves that. I love that. Now, here's what I'm gonna take it and turn it a little bit, right, because last time the point system,

I realized a flaw, right? So on this first one, you can lock in your answer. And if you get this right, you get four points. But if you get it wrong, I deduct four points. Now, I would like to mention, Travis, as long as we're like adapting things from last week, it would bear mentioning, by the way, that I talked to my wife. Uh-huh. And now I think you finally did that. The mouth is not as fink her. Well, thank you so much, Sydney. I came to her and I was all proud of myself getting ready to blow her mind.

And I said, guess what I found out today, Sydney. And she's looking at a medical book of some sort. And I said, what do you, and she said, what do you? And I said, the mouth is as fink her and without looking up for a book. She said, no, it is not. So I thought your life is something Travis. Travis, you're playing with fire right now.

I'm. No, it's just according to the National Institute of Health, the principal muscle of the lives is the circumferential or a bicularious oris functioning primarily as a sphincter for the oral aperture. Now that's from the National Institute of Health, boys. So you want to say shit again? You want to say shit again? You wanna say shit again? It was classified.

It was misclassified for 10 years until the last 10 years. This was published in June 5th, 2023, Justin from the National Institute of Health. It is a group of four muscles working together. It is a complex of muscles. It is not a sphincter. The principal muscle of the liver says that circumferential orbit killers

are so functioning, premieres. What does that have to say? What do you have to say? I'm telling you this. Low-hunky green says, number one. I think we're all against semantics at this point, which isn't the point. That's fair, I love you very much.

I am as fit and also obvious, obviously, Sydney is smarter than me, or any collection of people will put together. Okay. I am a thinker in the human body. Now you can lock it in. Yes or no? This is bullshit, this is even the first.

I didn't write this. You're saying Hank Green, known science nerd, is Bullshit, right? He's a science nerd, but he's also kind of a trickster sometimes. That's true. That is, that is. Yeah, okay. So no guesses here?

No, because we did the thing last week. We know the trick. I am usually surrounded by hair. All right. Hold on, this really narrows it down. All right, hang. Now, I've got, I wish we had Hank here, because I would ask if this includes,

like, what is it called, Siliah, Siliah, okay. Siliah, Siliah, what's the stuff? There's like little hairs that are like flesh hairs in your body. Interesting, yeah, the Siliah, they're little flesh in your body. Siliah, yeah.

I think they're called Siliah. I'm a medical podcaster. and they tickle the food. When you eat food, it tickles it down. Yeah, tickles it down your throat. Tickles it down my hands. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say, and here's the other thing. If you're like me,

and you take care of your shit, and you have a group of talented, as the titions. Yeah. Then this would not be true necessarily for what Travis Hock rudely refers to as the asshole. Now little hanging green trash. I'm gonna lock in, No, not an asshole.

Okay. Justin? Are you ready? There's no reason to lock in. Okay. Okay, there is, because I'm, yeah. Okay. You have an incentivized and early lock in, Travis.

Yes, I have. You're points. That's a lot of points, Justin. You get my points for each, okay? Clue. Number three. I am sometimes brown. Okay clue Number three I Am sometimes brown

This is this one's gross Hank Hank hey Hank hey Hank hey Hank Stank's cranking listen the name will stay listen with his new look He looks like nerdy Jason state them is a good fucking look. He's crank green for life. That's the only way I'm referring to this man from now on. And except for when I admonish him right now, that's gross. Hank, okay, Justin, you ready for a guess? I got any more clues? Yeah, I got one more. I, I, I, I think it's a pupil. Oh, wow.

Now, the last one is this is where the sun do shine. Right. And it is the pupil. You are correct. Hank has even included a picture. But here's the thing. Griffin, why does that, Hank's pupil, I believe so. Yeah, cause I can see the reflection of his phone.

Fuck yeah. That's how you use that box off too. You know it. You know that you know that you're a lie ball. Put that right up there. That is an incredible. That is, that's a man. Thank you.

I can't be. Thank you. Yeah, like Amber. Like Hunk Green. Yeah. Hey, Hunk Green, that's good. I man. That's good.

I'm not. Okay, because that's a combination of cranking, Hunk. Don't worry about it. Now, here's where I'm doing it. Is Hank gonna go into his cameo phase of like being like super hot and hurt all of it? Like, do you think he will take this opportunity to get his body in physical shape?

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. His mind's already so strong. Already so strong. Yeah, so strong mind. Yeah, I can't beat that. I'm gonna actually write on my computer case next to me because I'm gonna keep score here Justin

Even though you locked in it too you did Guess the correct one Like what it was so I'm gonna double your score. Yeah, you're at four Travis. Hey Travis. Yeah. Hey Travis I can't hear you over the crunching sound of these fucking horse apples of you changing the rules of the game mid game. I think that's something I'm building this airplane while I'm landing it. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Cool. Cool. Griffin, you are currently Griffin. You are at five points. Hey, good job. Griffin. So you're still winning.

Hey, I'm going to come back though. Yeah. Well, yeah. And we send your fingers to Travis McArroy. No, you can email at sinkterboy.com. Yeah, now sinkterboy.com is a powerful powerful and I guaranteed taking everyone out of the way. Oh, God, everyone. Oh, God, the passion is his eyes.

He's got the fire in his belly. Wait, no one knows how to spell sphincter. Damn it. So, I got Sidney. Wow. Well, you can ask him, but it's not powerful. You're else, you don't know. I don't think anyone owns it, because it just says,

this site can't be reached. Oh no, this is weird. I've never seen this error on Chrome before. It says, this site shouldn't be reached. Yeah. Turn back. Turn back. Turn back, yeah.

Turn back. Turn back, yeah. Nobody ever goes into this site. Nobody ever mustn't be reached. Turn back now. Turn back now. Nobody ever goes into this site. Nobody ever comes up. Okay. All the other URLs are still working great guys. I still get updates like, Hey, we're about to, you know, we're about to renew sexymugshots.com. Yeah.

You sure that you still want that? I feel weird that that one didn't take off. Sexymugshots.com? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it seems like the world kind of sucks in a way that would have really made that one kind of like profitable eventually. Yes, even with nothing there.

You think just the SES, people would just be going there. I'm sorry. I'm just refreshing sphincterboy.com until it goes to the Mubim Bam homepage because I know it's coming. Well, why would I, why would I, why would I give that away from free? I'm like, it's going to be a personal. Oh, yeah, that's, that's available.

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a Sphinterboy.com, on a company credit card. Yeah. Oh, they're wanting to talk about this as a relationship, Hungary. Yeah, yeah. I'm so, Henry. Hey, we heard you were talking shit about a hate green. He's a member here.

So I need to hop back to that, man, but thank you very much. Tell me you have important work to do, Griffin. Tell me you to hop back to that, but thank you very much. Tell me you have important work to do, Griffith. Tell me you have important work to do. You're a tell me you're a surgeon and you're in the middle of a surgery. That's okay, I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm Elba Deep.

You know this guy's just. You do, bye-bye. Nice. I've been robbed. Ah, fuck. Yeah, they said, big burglars came into the bank and they took all the money, so I don't have any money anymore. Bummer.

Man. Yeah, sucks. It was the Joker. No, that was the Joker. Yeah, you got it, man. I'm sorry, Griffin. Are you able to keep going, Griffin? Like, do you mean I have to keep going?

I don't have any money anymore. Yeah, because the you able to keep going, Griffin? Like do you need me? I have to keep going. I don't have any money anymore. Yeah, because the Joker took it all from my bank. Well, Dunkin's back with me. Do you think it does go funny? Even let people do Joker related, go funny. It's anymore. Like it feels like the site will be fun.

I actually haven't changed.org petition to kill the Joker. Yeah. Congrats, Batman, to kill the joke. Yeah, yeah, can Ben's bad man to kill the joke. Yeah, 10 million signatures. Let Batman kill the Joe. Let no make Batman kill the Joker. It's not about let at this way. Everybody's fine with it, Justin.

Batman's the only one who won't do it. Please sign my petition to force Batman to kill the joke. Okay. That'd be great for me. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Find my petition to force Batman to kill the Joker. That'd be great for me. Hey guys, hey guys. Yeah? I can't do the money square right now

because I search for Joker on change.org. Ah! Ah! No! We've never had a bit sort of fail to launch before. Ah! Yeah, but here's a thing. Turn. Ah! fail to launch before. Yeah, but here's the thing. So just looking at some of the ones that are like most supported because otherwise who

cares. Yeah, but there are three hundred and eighty two Joker related petitions on change.org or with 8,419 supporters, we've got released the Joker deleted scenes. Oh yeah. With 981 supporters, keep the Joker straight. Wow. Now can I just say, can I just say? Sucks that it exists, but interesting that less than 1,000 people care. Also, my math, seven billion people are ready for Joker to see where this thing goes. I'm just saying right here. That's my back of the napkin. If somebody said to me, the Joker,

my, I'm like, I never thought of him as a bachelor of like straight identity, right? Anyways, not our place to go. Can I read this one though? How about this one? Remove unfunny Joker man. Stupid man, stupid man. I hate five signatures out of 10.

Huh, wait, five, it only takes 10 to remove the Joker for 10? You can get it on a former president's desk. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen guys, Overwatch is a great game, but you know what would be a lot better if we put some really great characters in it. You know exactly who I'm talking about, the Joker and Batman.

In Overwatch? To put Joker and Batman in Overwatch. Okay. It would really turn down around, I guess. Yeah, I'd be a big departure. Duncan has rolled out a new Munchkin's drink inspired by rap artist Ice Spice. Okay, that seems like maybe the rapper picked the name

based on the beverage. A little bit. Yeah. I have an ad for you if you'd like to enjoy that. Yes, please. Would you like to watch the ad and then we can discuss it? Sure. Okay, great. Don't make any noise, okay?

Okay. Things were not gonna go on well. Big promotion made me brand ambassador. We gotta come up with a drink name, but it's not easy, right? Nowadays with social media, the kids, it's gotta be authentic. How are people gonna connect you with Duncan?

Yeah, I'm a Duncan guru. You're not seeing it. A space, my fans are the munchkins. Where you going with this? A space munchkins drink. I got an idea. Collabs, like they do, right? I spit buys, but you will call vanilla ice spice.

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It is natural state. Is that natural Ben Affleck? Because we do not have a character, this has been Affleck as far as I know as the brand ambassador for Duncan. Is that, is he just doing a bit to entertain himself? Cause that's, I don't think that's how he talks. No, I would, my takeaway from that commercial, Justin,

is that, and I've never seen this before. It's a very bold choice. Ben Affleck is doing a very, I would say, cruel and mean impression of himself, right? I've never seen this before, but it was like he said, I'm gonna, like, not like make fun of myself, like I'm in on the Joe. I'm gonna make fun of myself in a mean way to hurt myself.

In a mean way, I'll be mean to, I mean, they call it Dunk on Ben Affleck and that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be done, I'm gonna dunk on Ben Affleck. He's getting older. What? And so a lot of the, your body goes through a lot of changes.

Got ork. When you reach that age, a lot of things start to loosen up vocal chords. So I think that they could just be a, as he gets older, he becomes more bastonian. Is that possible or... Maybe he doesn't even hear it anymore, right? Like he was doing that and they were like,

oh, man, if you could not do the accent, he's like, I don't think I am. I don't think I'm doing it. I don't think I'm doing it. He said, it's just an afflictation. Ha ha ha ha ha! Griffith, that was Travis' level foot. That was very good.

Yeah, very good. Pumpkin spicy's has gotten a bit predictable lately, so we sought help from our friends, bit afflick and ice spice, fucking lateral thinking at its best. I mean, confronted with that problem, they went all the way outside the box to create a new pumpkin obsession

that only Duncan can offer. Although it would be pretty funny to watch another restaurant say, this is our bit of a trick. Yeah, for it. We made one about ice spice too. Can I say, they make two convincing a point about it being like her name is Ice Spice

and her fans are the munchkins. And it's like, wait, is this their way of letting us know that she's an industry plant created by Duncan? Yeah, that's the only thing that makes sense. Is this a collab? Listen, they made it's great. Having made it's grand premiere of the 2023 MTV Vity Music Awards,

it clips only by the reuniting of Insync at that event, I would imagine. Eclipse only by the reuniting of Insync at that of film, I would imagine, concepted and brought to life by Affleck and the advertising division of production company, artist equity. Yeah, they bought Ben in the room. Yeah, to just really, really tear himself down in a way that makes me a little bit worried. I spice added, I've always been a Duncan girl, collaborating with Duncan and Ben Affleck on this spot was a dream.

What? What's wrong with this head of dream? In this dream. I collaborated with Ben Affleck on a Dunkin donut. And if it's, you'll never make, yeah, named for me. You'll never, okay, this is gonna be the hardest. Here's this like really off-plitting over the top Boston accent.

And I know he's from Boston, but he was like, you taught a British guy how to do a Boston accent. It was weird. It was like, it was like Benedict Cumberbatch doing a Boston accent. It was wild. He said the word water and it had four syllables.

It was horrible. It was incredibly Boston. I mean, tiny Matt Damon came out of his eye, but I don't know how we can do that in the actual commercial. I need you guys to help me with this part. This sentence right here, this, by the way, this press release, thank you, Duncan. I needed a classic much squad. And you've really delivered for me. So thank you Duncan. I needed a classic munch squad and you really delivered for me, so thank you so much.

For the first time, Duncan has artfully combined two of its cherished lights into an irresistible seasonal drink. Ben Ablackin. Ben Ablackin. Ben Ablackin. Ben Ablackin drinks. His, okay, the ice-pikes munchkins drink blend smooth,

creamy frozen coffee with pumpkin, munchkins donut hole treats. So they are going for it. Just some good, soppy bread in there. Historically no bakery tree had made its way into what of Duncan's signature drinks. What other than the fact that what? Listen, historically no bakery tree had made its way into one of Duncan's signature drinks other than the classic dunk of a donut into coffee.

What they are saying is, we've never, ever put a baked thing into one of our drinks. Can that be right? Can you believe it? Listen, listen. When they told us, when Bing came to us with with the documents We couldn't believe it at first, but he did his fucking research and he was like guys You're not gonna believe this you've never put fucking munchkins in a drink before and they said Ben Ben we definitely have no look at this next slide But no back up next slide. Yes look here. I got a chart. It's every drink you ever make. I like their maples. Hey, I'm a big, never-lake.

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The indulgent frozen coffee treat is blended with pieces of pumpkin cake munchkins. So they make the munchies! That's fucking gross! That's grody. That's grody. Do you think there is a special facility where they have to tell the munchkins like, I promise you are not the ones that we are sending to be blended up.

Like, I'm pretty sure you cooked this really fast and you didn't make it to where we came down the conveyor belt, a light flash red and we got kind of siphoned off to the side No, that's red for like oh look how cool that like bullseye Okay on the production line Munchkins are rated with two different shapes round and time for blender You get to go right in the blender Jesus Christ this is a is a, I mean, we're a few degrees shy of a bread pudding, right?

At what point have we accidentally made bread pudding? God, Griffin, you know what I mean? The science has been asking that for years. The pumpkin forward flavor appeals to those early bird pumpkin aficionados. This is much, what do you talking about? Like sometimes I get a near to it and sometimes I see one anew.

What do you mean? Like what does that mean? The pumpkin Ford flavor appeals to those with early bird pumpkin aficionados. What are you talking about? You just said the pumpkin flavor coffee is good for people that like to drink pumpkin in the morning. Yeah.

What are you talking about? Oh, see, I heard it, Justin, I heard it is, that it's for the pumpkin flavor coffee for people who like to start drinking pumpkin flavor coffee earlier in the years than other people. The work, this commercial also welcomed a new director, B-D-E-E-D-Y, into the mix, helping bring the creation to life from behind the camera,

which I think with you guys will agree, is one of the top two positions to make a film with regards to the camera. I'm so glad that he was behind it. You gotta be, that's one of the first lessons in directing school. Yeah. Yes. If you're in front of the camera, then you're in the way of the shot and you're going to get yelled at by your. Oh, and it says here, this commercial also helped been aflac by a new cool watch. So that's nice. Isn't it?

Yeah. Why has been doing this? Because he fucking loves Duncan Justin? Why is he doing this because he loves dunking with his whole Heart there's lots of there's lots of things that I love I don't do free ads for oh, they're not free. Hey, Justin They're not free. You know, no, no, I know this is not part of his this isn't like a part of his, this isn't like a, Clooney doing the espresso ad so he could buy satellites to spy on warlords, which is true. That's just the true thing. Now that happened. Jayman, if I may, and I don't want to play on Blast,

I love you very much. But with the month squad and other things we talked about on this show, you might not do free ads for things you love, but you definitely do free ads for things you find just taste for. You've been attracted 11 minute long ads for things I'm ambivalent about. Yeah. Or actively hostile. Yes. Oh no, I'm a sh**. Oh, sh**, guys. The House of Cards is trembling right now. We need to take a big step. Big step away from the sand castle guys. It's a tie is coming in.

Yeah, the tie is coming in. That's it. That wraps up the entire, maybe it is time to sunset this. No, God, if we can't talk about movies, TV, we have to play a movie. We have to. Please, please. Listen, bring back Yahoo, answers.

This is our hour of greatest need. Please keep the comedy burgers coming, folks. It's all we could do like another question. Yes. How am I three and a half year old son wants to be the Titanic for Halloween? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, of course it does. Obviously, this is a tough subject in many instances. So do you think it's appropriate? If so, do you have any ideas on how to create a Titanic costume? He does love Jack from the movie. So I thought he could be him, but he's really just fascinating with the boat and how it breaks apart. Any advice is much appreciated. That's from Never Let Go in Oklahoma. What a delight. Tragedy. Tragedy. Event. Of course. I'm talking about the OG Titanic. No the movie was the triumph.

The movie was the triumph, the OG Titanic fatalities that happened, tragedy, tragic event, the way the boat broke apart, unarguably very cool. Like super duper, duper, super cool. It fucking got sucked like a pistachio cracked in half, bobbed up and then shot down. That shit rules. That's cool the way that that boat exploded. I would say to that point, not in the obscure interest, right?

Like, a lot of documentary, a lot of money's been spent on like how cool the Titanic was. Well, a lot of that, I think you can make the point of like, it from a historical standpoint, or like, there's a lesson about a hubris and excess that is valuable for us humans in the current modern age to understand and wrap our heads around. But then I would also say that there's some of us

who just really like the way the boat breaks up and breaks apart and explodes and falls down. If I saw a three and a half year old, trick or treating as the split wide open Titanic, I'm jumping the whole bucket in that bag. You get a bucket full, for sure. The bucket, the bucket that they have is half of the Titanic, right?

Like it's half of a Titanic model they've hollowed out and they're putting, this one that went all way hold on. I was gonna say that this was like, it's been so long since like Titanic, but this is probably about that homemade submarine that exploded in the face. Well, no, but here's the thing Travis,

you gotta look through it to the innocent light of a child's eyes that it's probably not about ocean gates tight and submersible that did have a pretty headline making accident. That in the ocean versus man rematch. Yeah. Yes. Speaking of, for no particular reason, I gotta get right out the spirit,

howling real quick, because I just gotta kill our thoughts too. I can see. For this year's observances. Justin. Yeah. That's not what this is about. This 3.5 year old probably doesn't even know that the lessons of hubris that the Titanic region, the amount of the two

Tannic didn't even know about that. This is about the innocent life of a child's eyes. You're laughing in a bad way. Oh my god. Check this out. Check this out. Check this out. Check this out. Yes, okay got you You need three people right so at least person writing the question. You're gonna have oh Two house that Titanic you guys are walking together third person dress as iceberg comes in Hit Titanic and then the two people the two costumes break apart Clearly you got it. Travis has it.

Everybody's gonna love that. This is so enamored by his idea. He just sprinted up and spin kick the conch shell right out of Griffith's hand. Yeah. And he just whiffed over it. No, that's good. No, because you were grabbing the conch shell Justin

and you were making rude sounds with it. I didn't know. No, no, no. I handed the conch shell to a friend and he said, I thought you farted it. You farted inside the conch shell to a friend and escaped. I thought you farted it in. You farted inside the conch shell. I'm gonna fart it in the back. They say tragedy plus time.

They don't say how much time period. End of conversation, that's not germane to the conversation at all. Sure. I'm just mentioning a fact. Yeah, no, for the original title, I mean, I don't know if we've actually hit the point for the OG Titanic, where it's like,

he's sterical yet. I don't think that you can convince people that this is actually your child's idea. Oh. That is what's hard, right? If I see a kid in that costume, I think some parents are having some fun with a kind of a tasteless gag.

I think it's got to be a fully assembled Titanic. That's like, what if? You know what I mean? Like a sick, like, and then you're holding a time-on-line and it's just like, don't tell him. Or it can be a costume flick, a costume of the Titanic safely pulling into port in New York.

Ship of dreams. Okay, that could be cool. That's good. You're gonna need a fourth person dressed as, okay, so two people in the Titanic costume. One is the iceberg. They're gonna go right past them. Then you need a fourth person dressed

as the port of New York City that they come into. This is gonna tell a story these four Halloween. And maybe a fifth person dressed as a time traveler, right? That's cool. And they have a big fan. And they're gonna blow the iceberg out of the way, and then wave as they go by. What's that? It's Doc Brown.

He saved them. Cool. Listen, this is probably the time for us to mention that we had great, great, great, great uncle, who was the person on the Titanic. So this is like, we are allowed to. Yeah, we're really allowed to. Yeah, man.

We're allowed to, because it hit us, hardness, among the hardest. And I've been on a boat before, right? I've looked up Hugh McRoy, you're gonna see the original, least hilarious McRoy brother, who dad delights in every conversation about the Titanic. Not just the person, the chief person. who dad delights in every conversation about the Titanic. Not just the person, the chief person. Thank you, Griffin. You say it because it matters. Thank you. And was he the person he yelled every person for every man for himself? Maybe that's who one says he won the one that shot dad says that squares up and down that the one guy

in the Titanic who holds up the gun when all the men are trying to go on the boat and shoots the gun, he said, he just told my daughter this like a month ago. And that was, that was our great, great uncle Hugh. Yeah. Like yours, you think? Yeah. And then I didn't know. And call that. And also points to the screen and says, and that's our cousin, Billy Zane, which is really confusing and kind of underlines that the first point. Yeah, I don't get that. Um, he said that's my best friend, Kathy Bates. Hey, guys, I know we're trying to, we're supposed to wrap up the show, but I heard an anecdote that I've been meaning to share with you guys. And this is a part of it. Is there something funny that I wanted to put in the pocket? Go

on. Because I heard it. Good. That's what the show's for. I'd love to put something funny in the show. After the passing of Jimmy Buffett, there are a lot of, like, remembrances popping up on the various like services. You know, you know, I mean, all the various like TikToks or whatever. And one popped up from J. Shander Sikar of club dread.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Broken lizard crew. I watched this particular. Right. So, um, so he says he tells this story about the May Club Dread and it kind of has a Jimmy Buffett adjacent character in it named Coconut Peat who is played by Bill Paxson. And they invited Jimmy Buffett out to like watch a screening of the movie. And he came out and he loved it and they ever watched it and everybody laughed and had a good time. And then they're at the airport later. And as their walk around the airport,

somebody walks up to Bill Paxton, they're like, hey, Bill, Bill, hey, Bill, I love you and Twister. And he's like, oh, thanks, man, I really appreciate it. And then he peels off a $20 bill and he has it to him. And then they're walk around a little bit later. And somebody else like, hey, Bill, I love you in, you know, Tombstone or whatever.

And he's like, oh, thanks. Thanks. That's really kind of you say. And he peels off 20 bucks and hands it to the guy. And then later on, Jimmy Buffett's like, I have to ask Bill Paxton, why are you handing, why are you handing $20 bills out there, everybody?

And Bill Paxton says, oh man, that's the member of the movie going public. You're gonna make that back right away. So what? So they can see for Bill Paxit is, I'm gonna give people 20 bucks with the understanding that. They will be bringing this $20 bucks in a room that is sliding into the Bible.

The Bible teaches us Justin that the man who buries his talents in the dirt, those talents don't come back to him. He takes your talents out in the world. Come back to the basic trickle back economics. Triggle oraboris. It's all what I've been doing that this entire time. Obviously, we couldn't have cut 20 bucks. Like, no way. Right. But I can maybe have some five or so.

You can't increase it over time either because then one day you break off at 10 and they're like, oh no. Oh, that was sounds going bad. He was up to 50s. Oh yeah. Oh, but you know, Bill Paxson then admonished the rest of their crew

for not having a gigantic roll of 20s that could choke a horse on his person at all times. This is like in there, in there, Joe Pesci story. There's a Joe Pesci story about a kid coming out to him and the kids like, oh my God, Joe Pesci just seen him in home alone. And Joe Pesci says, who's your favorite actor? And the kid said, you are Joe Pesci,

and he said, that's right, and handed him a hundred dollar bill. And that's another one. I'm like, I fully believe that story is true, but I also have a hard time believing that that is a repeatable, was Joe Pesci just tealing out hundred dollar bills to any kid who said that he was his favorite actor? No, that's a one starfish on the beach type story

of to that one kid, Joe Pesci is a fucking legend. I think it's great if Joe Pesci walked away. I'm like, you know what? I think he was really happy. I gave him a dollar bill. And it's like whoever's with him, I'm like, that was a hundred. He's like, what?

What? Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm ruined, I'm broke. How griffin' we gotta move in together? I'm gonna see me to ruin me. We're gonna buy a mattress together. Mean Griff and Jo Petty. Hey, thanks so much for listening to our podcast.

We hope you've enjoyed yourself. We are gonna be doing some shows. Is that possible Travis True? That's true. Pretty soon, coming up October 11th, we're gonna be in a Philly, Delphia, on doing my brother and my brother and me, on October 12th, we're at New York Comic Con,

doing a task, we're doing a Hoot nanny, which is our sci-fi, we call it a space opera, because it's our country band, musical kind of show, October 12th for that one and then October 13th. Once again at New York Comic Con, we're doing my brother and brother and me with sub-ones opening. Now, New York Comic Con at one point was like,

you need a badge to be here, but they've changed their mind. And they are going to allow everybody to come, whether you have a badge or not. So those tickets are not allowed. You do need a ticket. You do need a ticket. You do have to get a ticket, but folks who have a badge and a ticket to either show will receive a free show poster, as well as the option for priority seating after show. If you decide to take that option. There will also be tickets available for like a digital, you know, watch the video on demand online. To get all the information and the ticket links and everything, go to bit.ly slash McRoyTubers. And I'm going to be this week, if you're listening to this, this week, I'm going to be at Rose City Comic Con this week. I'm going to be at Rose City Comic

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