My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 679: Pizza Slice Emoji (Sexual)

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

It’s Saucetember and there’s only a few more days until the Brood Mother stops excreting into bottles and returns to the vat she’s used to. To celebrate, we’ve got a saucy episode for you, jam-packed with dog reunions, suggestive baguettes, egg birds, AND meat birds. This episode brought to you by Paul Oxo’s Good Grips Four Cup Fat Separator 4 Bois: “It shits the good stuff out.” Suggested talking points: No Pickles for Breakfast, Clam Up, Life Finds a Way to Poach Chad, Look at These Hands, Guest is Boss, Siplimatic ImmunityHawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, there's three! It's the side of something beautiful A small quaintant has blossomed It's wrapping into a precious pension

I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is true, it's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with two. I like, I like, I like, it's better with you. Hello everybody and welcome my brother, my brother, me,

and advice show for the engineer. I'm your oldest brother, Justin MacRoe. We didn't talk about what we're gonna talk about at the beginning of the show, and I'm still Justin MacRoe. I'm your Miller's brother, Travis MacRoe, and I have a big announcement. Oh, thank God. I'm Griffin MacRoe. I got a hot new game show.

It's a blue collar comedy, but you're gonna feel like you're sitting white collar pretty. Guys, I'm almost 40, as you know. Right, and I think that this is the time in every person's life. They face 40 in this time, big life changes, big decisions. And I've decided, I'm ready to become an influencer. Wow.

Yeah, thank you. Huge. Very excited. I'll now be accepting questions from the press, which is you guys. So what do you want to know about my new big plans? I mean, you're starting with tummy too, right? Because that's always, that's

the onboarding, that's like how, that's how they do training for being an influencers. You have to go through a tummy T workshop on it. Because if you can sell that man, that's just spear, Rulina and poison. I think. So if you can sell that, you're good to go. I'm not really comfortable doing anything related to like digested stuff or like. Okay, okay. What are some, a great starting point for an influencer is to figure out what you are yourself passionate about. So what are some brands and products

that you feel like really resonate with you as a great personality as a creator? I really like myself. Okay. I'm a big fan of like my brother, my brother and me and the adventure zone, the shamanners. I like the things that I make. Yeah, and the people that would give you money for the,

because we won't, we definitely won't pay you more money just to talk about our shit on. I'm a big fan. I really like like 90s Nickelodeon, like game shows and television shows. Sure. Yeah. I'm way into like, I like moments from sports where there's just like really good sportsmanship shown, right?

Where like someone, the page is like, what about baseball? What about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, can I ask you this? Uh huh. What about videos of soldiers returning home and their dog is meet them at the dorm? Oh, yeah, that's fine, but I mean,

it doesn't have to be soldier returning. It could be like kid coming back from college or like, oh, there's been a big natural disaster and the dog was missing for like three weeks. We just found him at the animal shelter. And he said anything like that, any reuniting. I like the videos to where it's like this cheetah and this golden retriever were best friends.

I'm a big fan of that. I would influence that. What about the, would you be comfortable, can you do this with me? Uh huh. Can you maybe, I just wanna like vamp and add, and it's like, we've just seen the, the soldier coming home, the dog's thrilled.

The soldier was in a big box, like a pack. I'm crying, I'm crying, you're crying. And then Travis, I want you to come on and be like, something to the scent of some separations are bad. Like the video freezes are like, some separations are bad, but with the oxo good grips, four cup fat separator, that's a good separation

because it gives you delicious broth. I'm trapped. Yeah. Yeah. Tag line. Yeah. Okay. You know that, too.

Yeah. Dog. The dog's crying, the guy's crying, everyone's crying. That's cool. And then you pop up on the screen and action. You know, sometimes it's hard to be separated from those we love. But in these dark times, these dark, dangerous times, not every separation is bad.

Why did you have to, why did you run egg at the time? Hold on. We can still find the light of the human soul with the oxo-for-skoo fat saver. No, the oxo-for-kot-kot-kot. Please get nothing else right in the read. You gotta get the fucking name right. It's the oxo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, company for you to fuck this up. Good grips, four cup fat separator. Okay. The new one with a spout, I got, hey, listen, I just used this guy for the first time.

Yeah. And the spouts at the bottom. So you pull the handle and the, the good shit, just like, like shit, it shits it right. Oh, you could try that. It shits the good stuff out. It shits at the bottom. Shit, it shits at the stuff out.

And these dark and dangerous times, make sure you talk about the times a stuff out. And these dark and dangerous times make sure you talk about the dark and dangerous times, please. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you. All right. Walk me in again, boys. The dog, the soldier kind of dog, the dog is the dog is barking. The soldier is opening everyone's fine. Justin, you Justin, Justin, you be the soldier. I'll be the dog. Okay. And then we'll freeze and let Travis get in there. It's when hard out there on the front really, fire, you're going to say one week. Really thought really, really, really did feel like you were about to hit a huge bear naked

ladies run. It's been one week since I went away. That's not that long for a soldier to be gone. Yeah. Okay. It's been one month since I got deployed. Now I'm back here with my fuzzy boy. I've missed you Michael. I'm sorry. What was that? Was that? Why would that not be the point which you would step in? Travis. I left you a perfect. I think if I was going to step in there and be like, yeah, it's not. Anyways, check out these fads, I'm free. Okay, okay, that is the, that's the brief. So, okay. Okay, I'm starting to worry juice,

so I borrowed the trousers and cut it for this. Let me do it. I'm gonna step in and I'm gonna add a little bit. Travis, if you, and I do warn you if you don't get the product name wrong, I am gonna freak out. Oh man, what you will don't know is we have some technical difficulties in there.

It's been a solid six minute since I heard the name of the product. But here we go. Yeah. Okay. You know, a lot of people are out there. No way. Hold on, Joe, we got to do the walking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm back from the war and we got liberty for everybody. I just finished my pup. I forgive you, Stephen. You know, here in the end of days, not all separations are pleasant. But with the oxo good grip, four cup fat separator.

Good grips, you dumb piece of shit. It's coral. There's not one good grip. There's so many good grip. You can't grip this thing bad. Start over! With the Paul Dano No, we'll try it with Justin start

I'm Paul Dano actually god I don't know how you knew about this because this has been really deep undercover scotcorks But we did just like in a second locked For in this second locked out of the fall for combat separate. Okay. We got an infomercial coming out and this is gonna be kind of the tease.

So what we'd like you to do is be Paul Dano. Got it. All right. Hey, really Justin, Justin from the big photo just hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Soldier Justin walk us in. Yeah. Hold on. Let me set down my army stuff so I can hug my dog. I don't forgive you, Gabriel. You know, here, at the end of time, it's hard to separate our love for one another from our hate for one another. But not all separations are bad. Hi, I'm Paul Dano, and I want to tell you about my brand, the Paul Dano, also good grips,

Fort Cup fat separator for boys. There it is. Now, you're sorry, did you say for boys? For boys. You're changing sort of the whole structure of the business. You see the American flag in blazing here on the side of the Fort Cup fat separator.

Squeeze the trigger and it fires off a shotgun blast of delicious broccoli broth. I'm Paul Dano gun enthusiast and fat separator. Bye, my good grip. Here's what I would say. Do you want a dog? I feel like boys of all genders. Yeah. I feel like boys of all genders would be the only ones who would buy the Paul Dano. Okay. We could spell it for boys. Number four, B-O-I-S. Yeah, okay. Boys.

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sending this already to our merch chat room just to get, there's going to be a lot of hoops. Okay. What do you think about a miles teller. And this is my stunt double, Paul Dano. Paul Dano, tell him about your fat separator.

Well, thank you for asking, miles teller. I'm Paul Dano, my fat separator separates soldiers from their dogs. No, no, no, it doesn't do that. Paul Dano's fat separator. Oh, okay, for every fat separator you buy, we'll reconnect one soldier and one dog that we've kept separate until he's bought it.

Oh, that's huge. The new ad, the new ad is this. Okay. A soldier in his cot, his rifle stretched across his lap. I like the lover. Travis, go give me the order to get out on the battlefield and defend the homely. Wait, Travis has two jobs now.

Travis is not getting it. Yeah, great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Griffith. Let me hear your Griffith. Hey, maggot. That's good. Okay. So just tell me to get just give me the like, we get JK Simmons to do it and have like a WIth. Okay, this is JK. This is JK's. Hey, maggot. I need you to get back out on the battlefield.

Actually, Sarge, I just read this letter. A family in Des Moines, Iowa purchased the Paul Dando for cut fat, for cut fat separator. I'm going home. I'm going home. Damn, dammit. Not another one. Damn it. If this is the only product that if it does good enough, we will be utterly defenseless. We are just gonna be right for the person. Here's the new commercial, just in your soldier. Yeah. And Travis, you're the dog who gets to come see the soldier

at the battlefield because they found each other. And he has a soldier. I can't homeward band. Okay, so you guys are gonna be. He has a soldier a day, is that what you said? He has a soldier. He can talk for a day. So we're going to do okay Justin's the soldier sitting on the cot Travis I'll know I'll be the commander okay, and Travis you're the dog. Okay, here we go

Good news private You're the soldier Justin. Oh, I'm the soldier. I thought I was the dog. I'm still the soldier. Yes, Arge We Heard barking in the middle of the night last night is really loud and We were freaking out about it, but then I think this is your dog. Hey, it's me Paul Dano trapped in a dog's body. How's it going? No, don't hold on on. Just be a dog. Okay. Yeah. Hey, it's me, a dog. Uh, you're. That's a giant Paul Dano. He's just put the four cup separator over the dog like he's catching a bug or something. And he scoots it outside. And he's like not so fast. Hey, guys, should we do an experiment? Sure. What it, we should make

a t-shirt that says Paul Dano's oxo good grips four cup fat separator on it. Sure. What it we should make a t-shirt that says Paul Dano's oxo good grips for cut fat separator on it. Yeah. And see who gets at us. Who gets it first. Yeah. Who comes for us first? Will it be Paul Dano or oxo good grips? Yeah. Can we put the Apple logo on the back of it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love this. Hey, it's me Paul Dano. I'm coming to you. And it's me, Paul Dano. I'm coming to you, Hatton. And it's me, Jody I. Yes. And we're here to apologize.

What I didn't anticipate is that our Ag campaign would be so successful that America would have to re-institute the draft. And that's on us, guys. We reunited so many goddamn soldiers and dogs that all we got left is drones. And they can't fly themselves yet. So we're working on it though. Yep. Well, what we're working on it. That's right. And we've had to expand the draft. It's now five to 45. So everyone basically compulsory.

We're not even drawing numbers anymore. If you don't have a dog, you're in the army now. The children can sneak through the ball ploy. Yeah, and we can put them on top of the drones. They're little enough that they can just sit on the drones. I'm Paul Dano. He's a cipher, I'm Daniel. And I approve this message I'm Paul Dano. It's a Pacific. I'm Daniel. And I approved this message.

Vote Paul Dano. You still there, Juice? Yeah, I'm still there. I didn't have a role to play, so I was just on the main. You were still actually the soldier. I was sobbing silently into my hands. Oh, that's great.

Can you give me a seat in your old Wofflin? Kind of. Can we do a question? Yeah, I'd love that. Good sense of growth and good instincts. My son and I go to Waffle House every Friday. Fuck it. We've been doing it long enough that we've reached the coveted regular status.

When we arrive, they ask if I want our usual. It's awesome. It makes me feel like I'm the main character in a movie. However, the breakfast sandwich I always get is supposed to come with pickles and they keep forgetting to give me any. I know it's weird, but I need that vinegary taste to cut all of the fatty breakfast food flavors. It's not weird.

Hey, question asker. Yeah, you're talking about the basis of flavor. No, weird to have a, a pickle on a sandwich. That's, yeah. Well, it's a breakfast sandwich, right? It's a, a bacon. Well, no, not still, because that's a pit route. Not still.

It is a completely different flavor profile. You don't eat pickles for breakfast. Why not? How do I gently ask for the pickles without ruining my regular status? That's from pickle peril and Tennessee. You just ask why you don't eat pickles for breakfast? Yeah.

Why don't I brush my teeth with ice cream? Like, it's, it's, it's different. No, no, no, no, no, Griffin, there's a reason why you don't brush your teeth with ice cream. That would not serve the purpose of brushing your teeth at all. I would say this layman has been ordering pickles on a sandwich and the breakfast professionals at Waffle House

have brought down the verdict that there will be no pickles for them. No, chef, because they know better. They ask for pickles again. In my kitchen? Yeah. It can't be. That was a nice, that was, I like how brief that skip was. If we're giving notes on skits, I like that that one last time.

That one was great. And you know what, I think made it really powerful. That skip is that we didn't try to introduce Paul Dano and do it because for me, he was the chef. Damn it. Just assume if we do a voice in the show from now on, it's Paul, just head in and Paul Dano, please.

Do you guys think that Paul Dano, if you will, Paul Dano is my dream guest for my brother, my brother, me. And we had Eisenberg on the street. Let's have our Eisenberg. We've already had one of the revealing, one member of the one member of the Brad Pat. Yeah. We had the the concentrated man's Jesse Eisenberg, Paul Dano. And I think that he would be a great guest for the show.

So if you know him or you are him, get, get at us. Man, if you are him, that's wild. Yeah. It's wild that you're listening, Paul Dano. Well, it's good. Just so much. Hey, Paul, Hey, Paul, as long as I got you, yeah. Tell me about this movie. You're in Space Man, Starry Adam Sandler and you a Space Man. What's cool? That's how's funny. Is that really? Really? Right. Where's that about that? That sounds funny. Is that what you're really good at? Where's that at?

What? It's come, it's a. Definitely struck. Yes, definitely struck. It's definitely struck. I'm a bummer. Don't worry about it right now. Now, I'm gonna tell you where you can find it

because I'm not gonna promote anything. Do you guys think did Waffle House pay the Jonas Brothers for that song or did the Jonas Brothers license Waffle House from them. How do you think that went down? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Waffle House Brothers have a song called Waffle House. Impossible.

My guys, my guys. What? It's true. Is it an old song? No. I'm tired Justin of being made fun of by Travis because I don't listen to Jonas Brothers or no much.

It came out in 2023. That's this year Travis. That's this career. That's the other music from this year. It's September of 2023. Olivia Rodrigo blessed us with a new one. That's all I know. Thank you Olivia.

Thank you for the many blessings. Thank you Olivia. I know by the way, you released sour previously. I know you got sweet somewhere I thought you're gonna drop it on us. That's fine. I'll take you to me But like I know you have sweet somewhere please other 2023 music news tailors version if I don't hear that one I'm I shit Okay, it's the only version I care about it just wait so wait if you don't hear it you shit

about it. Just wait. So if you don't hear it, you shit. If it's not actively plaguing, you're shitting. But I won't shit. I won't shit during tail. I won't make myself dirty during Taylor. Yeah. I get that so much. Where are you doing a question? Yeah, about this person. I would never do it. I, this is really hard fruit because I feel like the Waffa house people are right. And I don't think you can have pickles on a sandwich.

And by the way, listener, I hear you firing up your Juno client to send me an email about how you like pickles on your sandwich. You just keep that right. The draft. It's guys. We have to stop normalizing this by calling a breakfast sandwich a sandwich. This tries to be wild. When fucking Panera is like, we got a new sandwich. It's a sausage, a egg McMuffin.

I have not really a screen over here. Okay. It's, it's red or either side. And it stacked up ingredients inside. That's a goddamn sandwich. This isn't, this is not your shot. What about Griffin? Hey Griffin, boom.

Night shift workers. Breakfast times, they're dinnertime, button, now talking shit. All right. Are you saying, wait, Griffin, you do need to zone, you need to like dial in here a little bit. I was with you, no pickles for breakfast, that's easy, right? That's Southern law. What do you want about with the sandwiches and stuff?

Well, I'm just saying if I go to subway for lunch. Okay, for lunch. If I go to subway for lunch and they're like, we have this new sandwich, it has eggs and sausage and cheese on it. That's, that's like a totally different, I'm not saying I'm not against it, of course I love it. No, no, finish that thought, it's totally different.

What? What? Meal profile food. Are you saying it's not a lunch food? I'm saying you wouldn't eat soup at the movie theater. What are you talking about? It's a different thing like it's a different adventure I'm a point girl. If it just say you don't have a point I have a point Creacily dumb shit. No, no, I you wouldn't steal a car You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't need soup at the movie theater what the fuck are you talking about my point makes a lot of sense Would you? Oh, the way we know now sure turn actually now sure turn to claim up. Hey, let me show

To claim up, okay If you're at the movie theater theater If you go to the movie theater, yeah, and they're like welcome to the movie theater and you're like I want food for the movie please You say and shut up and shlam up the birds. They're fucking mouth the movie theater Welcome to the movie theater tigers neighborhood like what what is wrong with this person? They don't know where they work Let me fucking finish I'm a P.O. I've steamed I'm seen over here You go to movie theater they say welcome the movie theater concession stand

Cuz they're doing an improv skip. As they wipe their fate. They say, no, I know. I robot. So what do you, would you like popcorn, candy, diet, coke or soup? Got him finished. Do you want to? You want to do? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, selling an egg and bacon and cheese sandwich. I rest my case. Wow. Oh man, the jury is weeping.

Blood? The jury's leaving blood. All right. Now be quiet. So I can claim up. You're gonna make claim up. Clam. I want Griffin, tell me if I'm understanding you properly.

Okay. You think that Panera, yeah, which traffic's in a lot of bagels. Okay, but Panera was a bad example. Panera was bad example. Clam up. No, no, no, I do want to, I, I, any, any, you clam up except for retraction. Okay.

Retractions and retreats, we could always bring to the fourth one. I retreat on Panera. I do not retreat on Subway. Okay. Do you have a breakfast menu at at subway or at least they have? That's crazy. That shouldn't be a lab. They have such a, they have a chokehold on lunch and dinner.

Do we really need to see breakfast here? Not dinner, not dinner. Hey guys, you can't have subway for dinner. Yes you can. No, listen. Whoa, I'm griffin. Yeah, where are you? Where's, what's your,

are you mad because I said Subway can have dinner when I don't want to have breakfast? I can't pin down your stance on it. Yeah, more. I'm trying to, I'm trying to drive. I'm looking down, I started at the top of your head, Griffin, and I'm looking down, and suddenly your legs are just fading out

because I can't tell where you're standing on the usual thing. You don't eat pickles with egg, with fatty eggs. You don't do it, those are two, oh, actually that would kinda whip us. Yes. I'm gonna check, right? Have you never felt the warm,

to the feeling of seeing all day breakfast on the menu and treating yourself to a breakfast food for lunch? Are you used that what you're saying? No, no, no, that's wild. Of course, I enjoy that experience, but I don't do that and say plus pickle, because that's, it's just a different flavor experience. Hey Griffin, it's okay if you feel that way.

It's a, listen, this is America, and you can have that opinion, right? It's this hill, I'm looking down the hill. I'm dying. You're allowed to say no bigdles for breakfast. For yourself. But you can't make that sweeping judgment call on everyone of God's citizens to say no one should ever eat pickles for breakfast. I think he did though. I think he did do that. That's taking away my freedom. Can't wear can't wear a wide after labor day. Can he pickles for breakfast? I'm sorry. It's etiquette

Travis you should be into that not etiquette Justin that's right. It's just right. I just May I and you know it it's manners. You don't need pickles for bread. Hey listen freedom isn't free Maybe I'll eat those pickle. I will go to jail for eating pickles in my country. This is the most patriotic in my country. This is the most patriotic episode. That's not a very high-barred clear, but this is I think our most patriotic episode. I can't wait until they make the movie version of this episode starring probably John Cena.

I would guess maybe Channing Tatum and John Cena together as brothers. I don't even wanna talk about famous people anymore. Yeah, I'm done. I need everybody. I'm done. I just pretend Hollywood doesn't exist. I would love. I think I'm thinking now about eating a, you know, a savory breakfast in the American

style and having all those flavors in my mouth and then giving myself a surprise little vinegar. Yeah. Blast. Oh, that sounds disgusting. And I like what I'm feeling. It sounds gross. So you want it now. I do want it now. I've gone on my whole journey in this episode. I don't think people are. No, people are.

Hey, do you guys want to purchase the wizard? Oh, I'd love that, Grave. It's been a little bit. This one's a valuable and. Hey, wizard. No, I really, I don't want to turn the wizard into a character. I don't want to talk to the wizard Okay, I mean I've been working I've been working on him for a while. No, no, he's not ready yet No, he's still an alpha testing. We're getting back lots of negative feedback Garry Griffin. What is this show for if not for experimenting with bits that I know? No, I'm not gonna blow it

Yeah, no, this is just for drafts. The feedback guys has been disaster. Like audio feedback? No, like the feedback we've gotten from the focus groups on my wizard character. Oh, yeah, yeah. They say, they say, please don't, they say you can't do that on television. What is the, oh, thanks Tanner for sending this in. You're welcome. So what is the pizza, we can make Tanner a character for sure.

What is the pizza emoji mean sexually? Wait, is the wiki how? Yeah. What is the pizza emoji mean sexually? You're messaging with someone and all of a sudden they send you a pizza emoji. Does pizza mean something sexual now? Sometimes yes, though the pizza emoji usually just refers to a delicious cheesy slice of zay

Hey quick note there Griffin. I think it's I think it's delish refers to a delish cheesy slice of zay on rare occasions it can actually have a secret sexual meaning Oh, they're really gilding the lily here. We've put together a handy guide to know what the pizza emoji means and how to use it in your conversations. Read on to spice up your messages with some Z. Is this the last week you have article? Like, have they covered everything else? Yeah. And now this is actually, it's a, I just scrolled to the bottom of this page. And it says the end. Okay. Oh man.

Slice my butt off. Hmm, see, I would say, Like, do you want to slice of my butt? Do you want to slice of my butt? That's cool. I would say like, Hey, do you want to be in this ate some with me? Oh.

Why? Because that's like, That's a cut. This is usually like, ate slices would, yeah. Like if it was only six slices, that's too big. Right. So in rare cases, the pizza emoji might be used to suggest a threesome.

I was probably, you were, you were off by five. It'll probably turn up in the phrase, pizza night or pizza place. In this context, the threesome usually consists of two men and one woman as a nod to the late 90s sitcom, two guys a girl and a pizza place. Hell yes, hell yes, hey. No, absolutely.

Hell. It might, it might, it might. Also, I mean, a threesome because the emoji looks like a triangular slice with three sides. That is maybe the Occam's razor version, but here's the thing about Occam's Razor. It's usually fucking boring and not funny. It's definitely a two guys a girl in a pizza place. Any time anyone sends you a picture of a pizza or I'm extending this to the word pizza, they are referring to both having a threesome with you and the late 90's sitcom two guys a girl in a pizza place. That's why in later seasons, they did just remove in a pizza place and it was just two guys in a girl

because they were like, the pizza place is too suggestive. We could just limit it to two guys in a girl. Well, in the pizza place close down. Well, in the pizza place close down. The pizza place closed down and they said it was because of COVID and we were like, what is that? But we just didn't know because it was, you know, 1999. And Ryan Reynolds, like turned to the camera and was like really winky and like,

well, I guess we'll keep an eye out. I get a new job. You're not ready for this, but your kids are going to hate it. Fun fun fact. Yeah. About this this program too, guys and a girl. The last episode of the show after it was moved to a Friday night death slot. The last episode of the show was called the internet show was the name of the series for Valley. An episode in which fans of the show voted on the characters outcome online. Yeah.

From that, can you guess the exact year that this season of television was I remember watching it. I'm saying air. Why why 2k baby 2000. I'm gonna say 2001. The season began in 2000 and ended in 2001. You're both right. Oh, carbon dated. The idea of running an internet poll can carbon date this this this show to an exact year. Amazing. And it launched the careers of so many wonderful actors,

like Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Phillion. Yeah. So on a dating app, it's more likely that pizza means I like you. The pizza emoji is the fourth most popular emoji on Tinder and it's sometimes used to initiate a morning chat after a night out together, which may or may not have included a hookup.

If you get, I'm glad. This is a problem, right? What's because when we talk about other emojis, used in a sexual context, right? Yeah. They've come so, Hey, if you say that word like stewie griffin again, I'll leave the show and I'll become a context.

That's cool. It's become so clear what they mean, right? And I don't think pizza slices got in there yet. So I think for the time being we need to put like pizza slice parentheses, sexual, close for it. Yeah. Let me just say, Travis, you would know, you would know whether or not this is being used is the fourth most popular emoji on Tinder.

Yeah, so if my friend was nice to me and Ryan Reynolds are getting together to watch a movie, pizza emoji. That's probably not. Shit, that's a, that's an edge case. That one's on the bubble. The pizza emoji has this meaning on other dating apps like Grindr or Hinge and even in DMs on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat or TikTok. Well, last night was fun. Wink, pizza. Morning. Wave. Pizza. Those are the emojis. I'm just verbalizing them because this is a lot of you. So in that context, it doesn't mean three some, that just means like, hey, last night was fun. And this pizza represents how satisfying our sexual engagement was. Let me, let's, let me go through the options we

have available to us with the pizza emoji. Because the pizza emoji can mean I love you, which is just a sort of escalation of the last one. The reason why isn't clear, it might be because it's cheesy to say I love you, or just because everybody loves cheese and pizza. That's not it.

No, well, I mean, at least you thought about it. Yeah. So it's good marketing, it's what you're saying. Listen, most often the pizza emoji simply refers to the food pizza. Oh. That is a Griffin. That should be the first line of every paragraph.

And it just says, like keep reminding people like, listen, I know we're saying a lot of wild stuff here. It is almost certainly pizza. Yeah, it should actually say, it should actually start with, Hey parents, so you're going through your kid's phone. Right. You've just seen the pizza emoji.

Don't worry about this one. 99% chance that it's just pizza. Unless is your kid's, is your child a big fan, a huge fan of two guys are growing a pizza place. At which point? Oh, look out. Something else. That's why the eggplant is such a powerful dick emoji because no BDE. Yeah. Because you wouldn't be using it for any other reason. You would never use it for any other reason. It was probably invented. There's probably originally a penis that

they just died purple for it because like there's no reason you would need to Send an emoji eggplant. Well, if you were doing like a emoji shopping list, right and you were gonna do What happened? No, is it? I'm just saying you could I'm saying that there is not 0% chance It's pretty low. No, no judgment but if you are a mochi drawer and the eggplant was originally a weiner that they died purple, you did not do a very good job

on the outline and shape of the thing. That's crazy. If that's what you think that is, that's crazy. Now here's what I'm saying. Are you guys ready for this? You can blow your minds. Yeah. I think it's in balance.

And now we need a dick emoji that represents eggplants. Eggplants, yes. I have, I have just, my garden has blossomed some gorgeous upper jeans. And now I need to tell my friends to come on over for an upper Jean pizza party. Right. Now listen, that's gonna,

that's a risky gambit that I am playing, putting those two emojis next to each other, knowing what I know now. Because they know we know about two guys of girl in a pizza place. Yeah. So the context is gonna lead them wildly astray. The pizza emoji can refer to Italian food culture or Italy itself.

Awesome. That's great. Sometimes when I'm talking about Italian culture in the abstract, it's useful to have a sort of pictogram before that. I'm also willing to bet and listen, I am not an Italian person, but if the country of Italy were to find out

that other people in other places are like, what's the best way to sum up Italian culture? I know. A slice of pizza. Is maybe it. How to use the pizza emoji? Okay, cool. So you've got to communicate one of those ideas.

Here's how we're going to do it. Send a pizza emoji to playfully suggest a threesome. So add flirty emojis or mention a potential third person is a way confusion. Okay, wait. Take a step back. Who do I send it to? How do I know who decided to?

Let's start there. Well, I don't think this wiki how article is gonna teach you how to... Yeah, it's not mystery. It's not the pick-up artist. It's not teaching you how to smoothly. Yeah, cool, cool. Maybe some pizza would make me feel better.

Devil emoji. Let's ask Chad. Now, listen, boys, I'm gonna reveal myself here. I've never had a threesome. In my question for you, is I- I don't even want to not know that. I don't want to not know it. Undo that.

Undo that. You have to call that information into question somehow that leaves me plausible though. Or you can have a- Next time. Okay, that's not better. That was next time. Okay, before you do that, can you say,

do you guys want to know if I've had a three-something, like give us the option? Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Because I would have assumed that you had, if I'd gone to my head. But even to a suit, but even to, okay, but even to a,

but even to assume that Travis. Well, I think I have to take the question even further back. Do you guys want to contemplate the concept of me in relation to threesome? No, no, no, no, no, never, never, ever, ever. Okay, great, great, great. Do you think, I'll give you a blanket, no, on that one. Do you think when engaging at threesome,

you have to find a preexisting couple and a third? Or do you think you can just piece it? Can you piece it together whole meal from like well, here's this person and here's this person in me. How do I arrange? I think you have I think most of it well it depends. Are you chad? Because I think if you're chad in this example then the situation to you. Like you don't have to initiate or make this decision. It just life finds a way, life finds a way to poach Chad for a region three. Use pizza to talk about your love of pizza. Here's the t-shirt on the front. It says, I've never had a threesome.

Uh huh. Yeah. On the back is, or have I, and then underneath that is a small logo for Paul Dano's oxo good grips for cut fat separator. Yeah. That's cool. I think then either one of them is going to sue us because that's a add on. They can't, no one can sue you for an add on.

You know, the main sponsored by Paul Dano's oxo good grips for Brought to you by a public service announcement brought to you by Paul Dano's get brought to you by a public service announcement brought to you by Paul Danna's also good grips for cut fast Separator say you love all things Italian with the pizza emoji For example The first thing I'm doing in Italy is ordering some authentic pizza. Well, no, you're just kind of talking about pizza in there Huh, not Italy. Yeah, you really think about it. You're like, oh man, the new Mario Brothers movie really struck a chord with me pizza emoji. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, cute. Say I like you with the pizza emoji. Just happy anniversary pizza. But

you know, that looks like you want to get pizza for your anniversary. That's yeah, or have a three anniversary, three some. Yeah, with Italian Chad. Italian Chad. The most proficient lover in the Tri-State area. If you're having a Italian Chad. Now I know what you're wondering. Yes, this is a Paul Dano's oxidative.

Yes, okay. We got a drop Paul Dano. I told you I didn't want to talk about famous people anymore. Okay, that's fair. Let's take a break. Did you know that the cherry emoji can refer to a butt, breast, or even testicles? Okay, we're confusing.

Okay, we're confusing. Oh, that's good. Can we go, Kriven, do you have more to share? I'm just saying, if you sit and cherry and pizza in a text message to someone, you're gonna break your fucking mind. You're being a stinker right now, Kriven, you're being a stinker.. You're being a stinker right now, Griffith. You're being a stinker.

I'm asking you a question and stop being a stinker. Just answer it. Are you done so I can read the answer? This also says, my last thing, it also says that the donut emoji can refer to someone's dairy air, which is gross and the grossest way to say that. Now I'm done.

The bad guy emoji represents a penis. That, that tracks, that tracks, actually. This is actually my crummy dusty penis. I stupid, still crackling. Stupid dry, stodgy penis. This is my crustiest penis. You'll never get through the crust of this hard penis. Try my penis with Bri.

I used to eat three of these things every day when I was in France, breathing baguette sandwich. Go, money's on, now I want it. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. It's better! It's better with you!

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Turn a phrase. Well, you would have egg birds. And you would have meat birds. And you would have frameworks. Yeah, I mean, I intuitive it. I wasn't lost hunting birds. Yeah. The crew needs some company birds. We have an ongoing debate whether it's better for business to change clothes into a fresh set of some farmer cosplay, overalls, gang, um, flannel, etc. When heading to the farmer's market or just keep wearing our sweaty money ripped up work clothes.

Are customers more likely to drop some cash if we look like the happy idyllic will farmer lads and lassies of TV and movies are like the Haggard But drag old minimum wage workers we are. I'm opening my own farm next season so this question will soon take on added personal financial stakes. That's from Fussy over farmer fashion in the finger lakes. Very good. I don't think anyone's ever asked us to generate farm wisdom before. I'm loving this, but I love the opportunity and thank you for the trust. My immediate, my immediate impulse is to say, like if there's five of you, right? Four of you wear whatever, but one of you dress, like you're right out of a picture from like the dust bowl

You know like grapes of raft kind of shit and then like if people like oh, what is it? $5 for that and they're like I wish Wish I had five dollars, but the dust together them from me. Yeah, so you're saying you have one farmer at the booth, kind of for keeping up appearances. Yeah. Yeah. And the other people are just dressed in street clothes or whatever, but then there's one like hard core for the park sale. Yeah. Okay. See, I love, I'll tell you what I love about that, Trap, is that I feel like anytime I talk to a person who is of the earth, do you know what I mean? This goes for park rangers, guys to know about cars. Someone who knows the properties of mushrooms.

Yeah, please. Stuff like that, that's great. I feel like they're gonna see me for the phony that I am. You know, they'll expose me for the indoor kid and they won't let me buy their hydroponically grown tomatoes or whatever. So I like having a farmer that I can see like, hmm, good, farmer, farm grown, good.

Yes. But I'm not talking to the farmer so they can't see how hollow I am. Yes. Yes. And I like, frankly, for me, because I'm in the same boat, Justin, the pressure of if you quibble about the price of this, the farmer might have to get involved. Exactly. Then I'm more likely to be like, oh, this, the farmer might have to get involved. Exactly.

Then I'm more likely to be like, oh, I don't want the farmer to get involved. You want to know the cost? Oh, no, I'll take it. You'll cost. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take two. Look at these hands.

That is one thing, by the way, anytime that you need to make a sale, or they're waffling, sort of like that farmer just pops out like, look at these hands. Look at these gnarled hands from the earth and the dirt. Yeah. I think there's another direction you can go with this,

which is that you show up and you put one cabbage down on the table with a little flag next to it that says like $250. And you're wearing a tuxedo. Oh, oh, oh. with a little flag next to it that says like $250 and you're wearing a tuxedo. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. I think you wear a tuxedo and you have $1, $250 cabbage and maybe another flag next to it that says

special cabbage, only one. Only one, only special cabbage. I think that that you could move a lot less product and make a lot more money. And then as the day goes on and the cabbage doesn't sell, you can start marking the price down and taking off parts of the cabbages. Leetans of the cabbage, yeah.

No, if I had a stand like this, this isn't like fashion, but like just, I would all do all mystery. Wait, what? Like mystery bot like slime bags. Yeah, like vegetables. It's like it's all paper like brown paper bags and it just says like fruit. Yeah, I mean, and you buy it.

It's like, I don't know what you're gonna get, but take it home and just enjoy. Eat it. The eat it and sell it to me. Eat it in front of me. Some of it's baddened, people they want to buy it. Yeah, it's a, Mr. It's a surprise.

Now would you charge less for the surprise bag? More. No, it's bad and peeled and want to buy it. Yeah. And it's a mystery. It's a surprise. Now would you charge less for the surprise back to us? More. No, it's a slide back. More. Yeah, people love that. Kids love that surprise. Oh, I brought this and I said,

wait, this is my little pony. Surprise. Yeah. Surprise got you. It's Low Dolls. Surprise Dolls with stickers. Okay. And tattoos.

I guess I'll eat it. Today some kids in my apartment complex knocked on my door and asked if we had questions. Three questions. Yeah, baby. This is where I'm a firm believer that kid should eat. I mean, there's there's there's Baja Blast gelato. Okay, there is a Baja Blast gelato. Okay. I mean, Doritos also did a pretty fun, but they're not really fast casual. Zach's, Zach's me sold a bot, the first ever bottle of sauce for $30,000. Okay. I mean, okay. It sounds like maybe there is.

No, that's it. Those are the headlines. Doritos did a helicopter stunt though. You should have a weird hand on that ball. They're fancy. If you know about it, then why do you need me? You know what I mean? If the people already hear about this junk, then I am unnecessary. The people need me when the chief marketing officer of Zaxby's says that

as we at Zaxby's, we always say, quote, guest is boss. Huh. Yeah, juice. I really feel like we're, I'm looking at the bone on the ground and the meat is, there's bugs getting all over the meat because of how much was on the bone. I feel like. Well, bugs gotta eat. Okay, that's fine. I guess the dirty bugs do need to eat. I just, I'm, I feel like, you know,

maybe we can talk about both at the same time, right? So ask the question and then talk about zaxpies and then we'll just bounce back and forth as we discuss both. So that would be confusing. This is the first ever bottle of fine. This is the first ever bottle of Zax sauce and they sold it on eBay as part of sauce timber. Yeah.

Juice, you gotta play this song, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want a much I want too much Why the mini I just changed it. That's just a much cost mini. Okay, first bottle of Zach sauce $30,000. This is the buyer of this sauce. And what event was this for? Wait, wait, wait, yeah, don't cross over that. What? What was the event the special month they're selling for?

What was the sauce timber? How did you guys observe? Sauce timber, I'm still living it, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got nine more days at sauce timber. Yeah, I've been abstaining from sauce for 21 days and I just got nine more days until I can have sauce again. Woo, I've been abstaining from sauce for 21 days and I just got nine days until I can have sauce again. I miss sauce. Oh my god. Justin, I went the obviously away. I've been saucing 24 seven. That's where my sauce is going. That's

what your number came up in the silo lottery and you were drawn as a saucer. And I was drawn as a as a dry boy and that's a face that's fate. This destiny. The product was the first bottled iteration in Zaxby's 33 year history and came with a lifetime supply of Zaxx sauce for the winning bid, which I'm pretty sure one bottle then. What? It's not one bottle. It's well, like the lifetime supply is the little boy, the little boys,

the little boys. Okay. Yeah, they're small, they're small boys like sauce. Like how you sauce comes. Okay. It went live on eBay September 12th for 1990, an homage to Zack's piece founding year. Uh, and as the story goes, Zach McLeroy, I sorry. Yeah.

Zach McLeroy personally made the sauce three plus decades ago and distributed it to various locations to ensure nobody else would have the recipes start to finish. Now, I don't think it means this exact sauce in the bottom. Yes, because at some point in the last 33 years, someone's had to make new sauce, right? Yeah, for sauce, timber last year, Zaxby's unleashed that's their word, sauce flavored popsicles. Yeah. They brought in a lot of the work. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The guy, the Patrick Schwing. Man, fuck yeah, some great names in this one. Chief marketing office and strategy officer said, Zax sauce is a customer favorite. It is inherent to our brand DNA. Our fans have been asking us for years to bring bottled Zack Soss to stores and make it available in retail. So, so an answer to their please,

they cast out one bottle and said, here, peons, past 30 grand for it. That's too much for Soss, I think. Yeah, so they took inspiration from some Matt and then it's like in your refrigerator and a guest comes over and uses some of it. And you're like, God, damn it. That'll be $500. That's the, they took the bottle was auctioned in partnership with eBay. It's just a one of a kind bottle, but also a lifetime supply of Zach sauce. Um, they, we took inspiration from some of our favorite spirit brands and created

in our own small back bottle, howling with a spoke label, bottle topper and sauce ramikens all packaged in a beautiful velvet line box. Now, Justin, I want to make a big assumption here. This is the thing I want the aliens to find. Yeah. This is the number one thing I want the aliens to find. This is going to throw them off. So I'm going to make a big assumption here, but I assume you know, This is the thing I want the aliens to find. Yeah, this is the number one thing I want the aliens to find. This is gonna throw them off. Trust me.

So I'm gonna make a big assumption here, but I assume you know, how does the bottle pour, right? Do you, do you keep it refrigerated or? I see. I see. I see you never open it and you put it on a shelf and stir it. Oh, sorry. I just assumed that you bought it.

Oh, no, no, no. Although I will say this $30,000 is going to the boys and girls club of America. And honestly, I can't even tell you if things are a good cause anymore. Not I'm not in I it's 2023, but that is the charity that it went to. Zach's sauce does sound like sauce that aliens would like just. Yeah, I can't stop thinking about that. That's true. My name is Max. My name's Yax. X, my name's Roy. This is for my distributor.

So they don't, what they don't say on this is that they, whether or not they're going to make X-offs for store shelves. Now, if I was going to do that, one thing I would do is make one bottle of it and sell it for $30,000. Yeah. And then announce later that like, you can do it for $30,000. And then announce later that like, you can do it for $6.99. Yeah, right.

You can get it at a lower price. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, they can put it on, they can put it on a store shelves and sell each bottle for $15,000. And your brain sees that and it's like the Costco hot dog effect. You're like, oh, that's great. Tell me if this, it feels a little bit like, it protects too much.

The sauce in the bottle is 100% authentic. Zack sauce, just like what is served in our restaurant. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, whatever that will pay. We all assumed that. And when you put sauce into a bottle, there are a few different processes. We have to introduce our bottle of Zach sauce went through shelf life testing to ensure the bottle maintain the quality and flavor

that Zach sauce is known for. Hey, how did you spend your day at WorkSuite? Well, I watched the one bottle of Zach sauce we're making to see if it got botcheless. Yeah, no, it was really tough. I had to coach the brood mother to excrete into a bottle instead of just into a big vat like she normally does. Yeah, and you know how when the brood mother to excrete into a bottle instead of just into a big that like she normally does you know how when the brood mother excreats the zaksos it just goes all hitherto

and young willy nilly uh... that's a lot of it is squeegeeing my love for a lot of squeegee i won't be out for lovemaking tonight uh... i have i have zaksos in every crevice i've cut i've sliced myself terribly on the Brood Mother's horrible jacket, Kitein, but that's the job. That's work. Anything to keep the kids fed and clothed

and I just love you so much. Tomorrow I will need to be sacrificed to the Brood Mother as it is my 33rd year working here, but it's in my hand, it's illuminated. But I, you know, it's all been worth it. My love, please remember, well, you won't be able to remember me because the rude mother will erase me from time.

But tender, listen, it's clear from the online buzz surrounding the auction and the bidding itself that there is an opportunity to bring Zaksos to store shelves, not only in the markets where we operate, but to the whole country. The world needs Zaksos. Okay. Was that Justin saying that? No, that's a direct quote from this article. The world needs Zaksos. As one concrete example, I don't know what you're saying about this.

We are just saying that now, after you spent 33 years not selling it. Not selling it. And then hoarding this one bottle of 30. The world needs Zaksos and we need money. Yes. As one concrete example of how we're bringing our sauces, more to the forefront is our new tagline.

Woo! Sausie. No. No, hey. Woo! Sausie. And we'd like to thank our new CEO, Austin Powers. Come in here.

Help us with that one. As Jackson, we always say guest is boss. That's his boss. Yes, this is boss. We want to create content people want to interact with and share. Okay, I get that. In recent months, we've stepped up our game, creating experiences, fans can get behind like our petition for a sauce emoji. A partner. Now, what do you think that emoji? What do the fuck with that look like? Guys? I don't know, but it would be like like a red, like a red squirt.

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And that is the, that is the, okay, just real quick one quote. Do nations passion for Baja Blast runs deep. He says Scott Fiddleow Chief Marketing Officer of PepsiCo Global Food Service. At PepsiCo, we love to create unexpected ways to thrill fans. And we're pumped to join forces with Taco Bell to turn the Mountain Dew Baja Blast flavor they loved into refreshing gelano. Hey, confident, donation is gonna love the boldness spin

we put on this like, god, out flavor. Officer, I don't respect your authority to arrest me because I'm a sovereign citizen of the donation. I only answer to Baja Black. I have diplomatic immunity. I have diplomatic immunity. Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. My brother, my brother, and me

as it's been a hoop as it is called. It's been a hoop recording it for you. Bless. Thank you. Bless. Hashtag blessed blessing. Listen, we got some shows comingot recording it for you. Bless, thank you. Bless, hash, hash, blessed. Blessing. Listen, we got some shows coming up. I'm excited to tell you about them.

In two weeks, two, two American weeks. On October 11th, we're gonna be in Philadelphia, birthplace of the nation, doing my brother, my brother, and me live show for you. On October 12th, we're going to be at New York Comic-Con, doing an adventure zone, Hootin' Annie, which is our space country band series. You're gonna enjoy it.

On October 13th, we're doing another New York Comic-Con show. This one's another, my brother and my brother and me with saw bones opening. New York Comic-Con has lifted the restriction, no longer requiring a badge to attend these shows. All are welcome with tickets folks who have a badge and a ticket to either show will receive a free show poster as well as the option for priority seating at the show if you choose to arrive early. There will also be video on demand tickets available to watch the show online.

More info and ticket links at bit.ly slash macroi2rs. Hey, thanks to Montagne for the use of a theme song. My life is better with you. If you have not dipped into Montagne's body of work after hearing this song on our show for so long and enjoying the song, shame on you, go rectify that because there's so many good tracks. And thanks to Max Wanfun for having us on the network. Yeah, Max one fun dot org

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If you guys been. Yeah, it's great. Okay. Thank you so much. Also letting y'all know, listen, at the end of this week, it turns over into a new month, and that means new March.

Oh! So there's a lot of cool stuff. Gonna be over there. This is an ad for an ad. Yeah, October 1st. Gonna have some beautiful new merch over there on the merch store. Keep an eye out. Got to check it out.

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