My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 685: Take the Egg

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

Happy birthday to Justin and Travis! As a birthday treat, Griffin is taking over the episode to let them chill, bringing segments about plane seats, slang for immortals, and celebrity wine. It’s all punchlines, no setup. Suggested talking points: Creamed Corn?, Rudd Run, Edgehogging, Hypermortality, You Would Get Langoliered, Sad Music Chris Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, Derrick, three? It's the start of something beautiful A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid Into a precious friendship

I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you. I like you. I like you.

It's better with you. Hello everybody and welcome my brother. I don't, I shouldn't have to. No. I'll, I'll hang out. Don't worry. Thank you, Griffin. Hi guys, welcome to another episode of my brother, my brother and me. I'm Griffin McAroy, I'm 36 years old, have been for a while and will continue to be for several months, but both of my perfect,

perfect precious beloved brothers are gonna, are ranking up the latter of age this week. And so they're gonna take off on this, they're gonna chill on this one. And I've got the boy I'm gonna carry that one. You're doing the whole episode? Yeah, you guys can hop in there if you need to, but it's mostly gonna be a sort of like,

Billy Crystal 500 Sunday's sort of. I think you've misread this, because I think for Justin, maybe taking it easy would be his ideal. My ideal would be I get to the top of the most. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you fill in my gaps. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Well, what do I do? What do I do? I actually have I've written I spent I was up all night and the night before and the night before writing my sort of Billy Crystal 500 Sunday sort of remember me. Well, okay, Griff, I take one Professional comedy just because I don't want all that work to be wasted. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you give me the choice bits, but no context just punchline because we're short on time. So just like, give me your Borscht belt stuff, but like, and I know, no set ups, just add a context like so it gets. And if you get into it, like you're in, like you're the opening act for Justin and I, and then you introduce us to bring us on.

So one of the crowd with all your punchlines and then introduce the headliners me and Justin. So there's, what's that? An asshole or a screen door is one. Wow. Yeah. Wow. And that is challenging material, man. Yeah, we have creamed corn, not the way I do it.

It's another one. That's a punchline, but you guys aren't getting it. The setup is really, really, really good. And then there's a few other ones. There's a, I come back to creamed corn like a lot because I'm trying to do it like my catchphrase like a creamed corn. And so I have, I have those sort of in the fucking quiver

ready to launch, ready to blast as soon as you need them. Oh, that's such a relief, Griff. I guess I'll adapt some of my solo confessional monologue shit into a cooperative podcast experience. Okay, now if you could intro the birthday boys, please. Yeah, thank you. So I thought I already fucking, I thought it, okay, well folks, here they come right down the ramp.

Oh shit, that's Justin McRoy's music. Hey, it's Justin McRoy. Thanks for having me on my show. How old are you now? I'm 43. That can't be. Fuck. And what about you, Trent?

Oh shit. That's the oldest sounding age. I think there is. Yeah. And what about you, Trent? That's the oldest sounding age. I think there is. That is a big hit too. Hot. You can, if someone says they're 43, you can't ignore them. Yeah. People say that I don't fit.

I'm thinking of an exception. I can't. If someone's 43, you could shuffle them off to the dustbin of history. You might try to back out the 70s for like a great juice conversion. Yeah, you've been out long enough to no longer be relevant,

but not long enough to have interesting stories about the past. Right. It depends on who you are though, because I feel like a Paul Rudd 43 is like a Griffin McRoy 31. Like, yeah, yeah. It might be maybe a 27.

27, you could play 27 as Ford as a Paul Rudd 43. Oh shit, that's Travis McElroy jumping up out of the ground. What's up, Travis nation? Well, if it's me, Travis, the influencer McElroy turning the big 40, but even if anyone asks, I'm 28. I talked to Paul Rudd for five minutes, one time. Okay. And we were all there. We were all there. Okay. But can you bat me up on this? I still think about it regularly. Oh, yeah. He was so nice. Yeah. I'm shifted off of my intro pretty quickly there. Well, he had to talk about the one time we talked that we did have a conversation. I woke up the next day real like with a sadness.

That it would happen again. That it would happen. Like I don't have your red again. You have had your experience, your pressure. Yeah, that was my one Paul Rudd time. And normally that's for me. I'm very awkward around famous. Yeah. So like usually for me, I duck in.

What's up? Thanks. Usually Travis introduces me to them. And I nod and then walk away quietly and say, I met them. Yeah. With Paul Rudd, it was like, I would love to run into Paul Rudd again. I would love to see Paul.

I would love to see you. He'll see you and be like, Hey, what's it? I already did you. Yeah. And then he'll make you go away. He'll make you go away from everybody. Everybody American is guaranteed one. One Rudd brush.

Exceptually charming. Rudd run. It's the one time you get to run. This is, this started out as a joke. I can think of five anecdotes in my head about Paul Rudd, being a chill, great guy. And I think maybe he's trying to work his way around everybody. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, Travis is here too. Yeah, I'm here too. With my new T-shirt. Wait, how old are you turning? I'm 40. Yeah, I'm here too. Wait, how are you turning? I'm 40. Forze Dura. Oh no! I'm in it!

43! But I feel a power bank. I've listened. I've thought a lot. I squeezed right under the wire to go see Kesha before the cutoff. And it made me think about life and stuff. Yeah, so I'm going into 40 pretty balanced everything figured out.

Seeing Kesha cured my ADHD, which was nice. Whoa. At the Kesha concert, did they have two bouncers? And you hand your first one to the first bounce, your ID to the first bouncer. And they're like, all right, over 18, you're good to go. But then the second bouncer is like, let me, hold on, let me take a look at this.

And then they're like, oh shit, Travis, you got in here, you have weeks remaining. Congratulations. It was nice. It was nice. It's like an age airlock. They gave me a comfortable pad to sit on on my seat. They brought me a little blanket,

drape over my legs during the show. Can you stop the show to get this guy, himroy donut. Yeah, it was like, get this whole man, himroy donut, please. What's the, I forgot, we did talk about it. We did set this up on the show. What's the front status of the Kesha's? Did you do the main Kesha talk about our mutual friend? Disgust, mutual friends, baby talked about my kids. Kesha, far too cool to be my friend.

Of course. She was like, well, we knew that. You know, we knew that. No, but I mean, when was there? Travis, was there like, I have to know, please take me inside. Was there a, was there one point at which the bait was extended, right? And it's like, this is definitely the hook where if you bite at this, I'll begin drawing you in

with my track to me. What was the hook and how was it deflected narrowly by catch that? Okay, so the hook bait was the mutual friend. Like, and our mutual friend told me to say hi and the response was okay, with like yeah, it was for fucking yeah, it was.

Oh wow! Out of here, okay, good. I'm Kesha. And she, hey, I'm Kesha. You know that, right? Then I don't want to make her sound rude anyway. She said, okay, oh, I haven't seen it. And then she said, okay, I haven't seen it.

And then she said, oh, I haven't seen him forever. Right, then engaged on a different level. Okay, okay. But there was such a clear, let me know what this is. I will say also though, to Kesha's defense, and Kesha doesn't need me to fight her battles. No, God, but I will say this. The battle she's fought Justin,

she's a fucking warrior now. Yeah, she's a warrior. You're going, if you're doing a meat and greet like that, especially if pace is a little fast, you're in a different head, you are not ready for someone to say, I know your friend. It's like that part of your brain is locked away somewhere.

It's not part of the meat and greet. So it can take a little while like, lock out of that mode and get into like actual, like, wherever those memories are stored. And Travis, I want you to know, I don't think there is a large portion of our audience who is going to think less of Kesha for not instantly becoming your friend.

I feel like that is a, I feel like that is a normal response for a very famous person to do. If a little goblin came up to me on the street and was like, do you wanna play with me? And I was like, no man, you're kind of a weird and nasty. And I walked away, nobody would be like, wow, Griffin sure was mean to that little goblin. You know what I mean?

I kinda would. But I'm picturing a very cute goblin. To be fair, this is a nasty fucking. No one sheds me for casting a shadow in a sunbeam. And that's exactly what you've done with Kesha. Yeah, okay. You said to feel a little bit like it's not my birthday. It's time and my time.

Maybe you guys have forgotten it's my birthday. Are you right? Well, not what day is this releasing? How close is going out with the six? Okay, but nobody listens on the first day. They all come in on that Wednesday when it's warmed up. You know, I felt panic about being 43, but then I remembered this is from the future. Right.

So I still have time. Yeah. Forty-two to get in some like very funny stuff about like Douglas Adams and Hitchhiker and stuff. I didn't do any of that stuff. Yeah. And I feel like I still have a little bit of a window. That's. Oh, yeah, because of 42 is like a number from the book. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah. It's one of the funnier numbers. People love it when you explain that out loud to them. And if you put a zero at the end, it's the weed number. And they hate it when you point that out. Yeah, they hate they hate. And no one wants to talk about that.

Yeah, that the nerd that the dweebs and the heads just one zero removes and we can all be united. Hey, let's get really, really, really into numerology. Yeah, next year's theme is just we get really super into numerology. We're not even rhyming it because we just close our two zero two four. What does it mean? What does it mean?

Two zero two four. What does it mean? Think about it. We'll figure it out. This is an advice show. I'm so happy right now. I love recording the show with you guys. And I'm very happy to be in this exact moment.

We've been building up to it and it's time. Okay. It's time to help people. Recently, I had to buy some emergency clothes while traveling. I've found, do you guys like it when you have to do that? Depends on how much. Depends on how much you need a coat and it's less. Maybe. And I'm like looking at coats I would normally, right?

Because I'm on the road. What kind of, I don't know, what is New Orleans, Jay? What is he, what's his? I also had to buy a coat New Orleans. Yeah, it was extremely cold there. It kind of feels like that scene in them, like if you are suddenly, oh, I'm in a strange land, I was transported here and I need to buy armor and stuff.

I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've heard the first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I found some very cute underwear. Oh, you pooped your pants. Never mind. Sorry. Okay. I'm gonna have an adventure, too. They don't talk about that a lot in Narnia, but yeah, I found some very cute underwear with brightly colored pineapples, but I realized too late the waistband reads alpha male in big bold lettering which sticks out above my pants line. The pattern. very good. What's the problem? Where's the issue? Where's the issue? That's from Ian.

Yeah, if I had those, how thoroughly are you insurging the underpants? That's perfect. Boom. Now, Travis, I will say this, it could be a situation where there was like an inside stitch that spelled it out, that it wasn't until you stretched the fabric around your your months pubis that it then revealed the hidden meaning underneath. I think that the only way this is a problem is if you are already kind of giving off accidentally accidentally and I'll give you that a vibe of this person thinks they're an alpha male.

Otherwise, it's ironic and great, right? If you're not giving off that vibe and someone's like, oh, funny, right? But if you are, like, could be mistaken for that, now it's a problem. Now, I will say, if you announce to anybody who does draw attention to your underwear, if they're like, whoa, alpha male, huh? And you say, yeah, I bought these when I shit my other fan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha There's nothing actually more alpha than I'm thinking about it than just dropping ass

in your own pants. That's a male shit where he wants. Yeah, listen, I'm on my grind. I can't stop working. I can't stop flirting for a second. Are you kidding me? Rising grind, 24-7. I don't have time to take shit

where there's about to. I take shit where I need to. What's that? The shitty smell I have makes you want a barf? That's a you problem. Sounds like a real cook move to me. I only care about one KPI. Cool pooping inside my pants.

That's my KPI. All right, I'm here to tell you about. I mean, just taking out love, shit in my pants. That's a fact. Hey, I feel like actually, we're now in the, right now where I'm realizing it could be an out. I'm so wildly out of touch with my inner alpha male that that might be a thing. There might be an alpha male.

There might be alpha male behavior to just shit right in your face. They always say, don't shit where you eat, but do shit where you sit. Those are the two, just shit where you sit, baby. Don't stop. Hey, you're on a great running fortnight. You're definitely, I don't know what alpha males play probably fortnight. And like, hey, man, don't get up to go shit. Madden, you think I want to start a competing package delivery company called alpha male

MAIL. I feel like that would do so. That's, I don't think gonna do good mail. I will get this package delivery for boys. Now that's nothing still. Oh dammit. It didn't get better. I will say that sometimes when my youngest son poops right in his pants and looks up at me while he does it, there is a intimidating energy that has. Alpha male shits their pants and a beta male

changes their pants for them. Right? Think about that maneuver when your son shits his pants and looks at you. What he's thinking is, now this is your problem. Now it's you. Now it's you thing. Okay, let's go back to this person.

Okay, you're gonna stitch some quotation marks around alpha male and you're perfectly fine. That's really good to you or a question mark at the end. And then right now, after. This is white out. Just white out some question marks on there. I was imagining a black band with white text. Is that what you guys are imagining?

What you could white out the H and the A and part of the piece that says alpha male. And now it's great. That's good. We're just getting rid of everything but alpha. There you go. And then right apostrophe S that you are Alf. This is Alf's.

This is Alf's. This is Alf's. This is Alf's. I belong to Alf. Do you find it? Do you guys find it troubling the way that the modern media can glamour it's in their desperate attempts to find anything of relevance we will care about

in a very crowded landscape that we have not seen Alph reborn. Why? Yeah. Why? He's right there, right? What did Alph do that he's waiting back? He's waiting back.

Alph is ready. Yeah. I feel like for some reason we're not ready for Alph and I don't know why. I don't know why I know I know I'm taking him up. The Alph creator, the virginitor of Alph, wasn't in it for the money. He was in it for the beauty and the art. And they're trying to throw money at him.

Like, let's just do Alph and he's like, no. I'm waiting for the right, the one who I know, like in the giver, I'm waiting for the next Alph virginitor that I can trust with the Al lineage, and it ain't you. Maybe it's us. Now I do have that uncle that works in Nintendo. Yeah. You guys don't have.

Yeah, that's, I've been meaning to ask about that, actually. I have a special uncle at Nintendo that isn't your uncle, either of your uncle. Yeah, right. And he told me that Alpha is going to be a downloadable character in Super Smash Brothers. Oh! He would be good. He would be good. Yeah. I would main Alf. He's a, he's a, he's excellent at edge hogging and wave dashing into Alf. You've

seen him. Did you insane edge hogging? Edge hogging. I'd rather go on, Giff. About edge hogging? Go on. Oh, it does sound like it's kind of a sexual thing I suppose but I assure you gentlemen it could not be further from that I assure you May it please the court may it please the court Listen to the word edge hog in context it could not be sexual I actually have a wizard if we could do it. Oh, I have a wizard. I have a wizard.

Amanda sent it in. Oh boy, it's only got 50% rating this hour. Well, now grief thing. Does that mean it's figures that bad? Or perhaps figure percent great. No, I mean, it's a failing grade. How to act immortal cosplay. Immortality is a common trait found in fictional characters,

especially those in the fantasy or sci-fi genre. If you're choosing a character for cosplay, you may want to be immortal. Yeah, choose a character that's immortal and adopt a style and wardrobe from a long ago era. You should behave in a mysterious fashion as if you have a secret. Once you've nailed the basics,

pretending to be immortal can be a fun way to participate in cosplay. You know, if you think about it, we all temporarily immortal. Wow. Yes. That's huge. I'll, it doesn't make any sense. No, but yeah, that's a much sense.

Um, step one, select a specific character. Uh, you, you can certainly cosplay as your own original character. You can also choose to be an immortal character from television, film or book franchise. Who are you guys? Yeah, who's your favorite? Yeah, go with your go to favorite immortal. I mean, there's some listed here

that most of it's come from Strat Projects. I can say the character Doctor Who, which is not, which is kind of like pushing the definition a little bit. Not immortal, not immortal. I've seen that man die a bunch. Not immortal. Dr. Manhattan is in here, Melisandre, from that one show.

Do you guys, okay, okay, okay, immortal. Okay. If a character is immortal, are you saying that, given an ideal set of circumstances, like they can't be killed or given an ideal set of circumstances, they will continue to live forever. Oh, right. Yeah. If you put a, if you put a immortal in a, like a big trash compactor or one of those ASMR shredding machines, it's like, yeah, because like a's like a vampire, not aging, right? We'll not die of natural causes.

Can die. Can die. That's the thing. They say, here's how, there's only two ways to kill a vampire, steak or sunlight. I wanna be like, if I, if I, if I, if I put him at ASMR shredding machine, you're telling me Dracula's gonna be like, if I, if I, if I put him in ASMR shredding machine,

you're telling me Dracula's gonna be like, Oh, you got it wrong! Glah! What does that mean? Is he just slime in there, but he's still like, Oh, I'm still Dracula! Nice try, idiot!

They will reconsider it. You have to chop them up and bury the different pieces and different places. I'm, I'm still alive. Wolfman, if Wolfman is standing on the ground, and Lou Ferrigno, the original hall is holding 500 pounds of weights above his head directly on the wall. And then he lets it go.

That going kill the Wolfman. The Wolfman. I will take him that. One step further, they say Wolfman only weakness is a silver bullet to which I respond, what about a thousand regular bullets? Are you telling me that Wolfman against a storm of hot lead?

That's what he tells people, because when he was born, that's what we had. But like, we have way better stuff now. Way, way better bullet. It is also the least tested of the thing, because now that I'm thinking about, what if I have a silver knife? What if I have a big silver needle and I poke him?

Like, well, that too. If I get silver needle and I cover it in like rust and dirt, can I give him tennis? You know what I mean? Like, can I use silver as a delivery device for other things? Yeah. Most of the dark pictures anthology movie monsters.

Yeah. If I struck with my vehicle going 50 miles an hour, I think I could probably knock right out the mummy. Duh. Mummy dead. Creature from the black with good. That one absolutely. There's no way you can't tell me the creature of the black

with the gloon is like immortal, right? No, I bet that fool has a hard time breathing outside of water. Hey, as long as there's talk about the fucking creature from the black lagoon, I'm so tired of them pretend that him being mentioned in the same breath with the rest of the universal catalog just because the same media can glomerate happens to own him.

They always put the creature in the dark lagoon in those fucking dark pictures, anthology, whatever it is, in the dark universe images, and he's like, my movie is coming as soon as it's not. Let's run through the levy doing it. There's a guy who was made from dead body parts, struck by lightning, came back to life, okay? I could kill him with my car driving 509.

There's a guy who was bitten by vampire, whatever, can turn into a mortal, right? Magic, right? There's an ancient mummy that was like an Egyptian pharaoh come back to get revenge. Fuck yeah. Okay, cool. And now there's a fish who can walk out of land

and he's confused by everything and grabs people because he's scared. It's like who cares? That's nothing. That's nothing. His, he is bloated in a way that will make him extremely killable. Yeah. Fishes is one of nature's most killable animals.

That's how he wasn't going hog wild. You're smelling that guy a mile away. Oh, for sure. So easy to avoid. Are you kidding me? Okay, hey, sorry, we got so out of it. Choose an era. When you're playing in a mortal character,

you don't want to go too broad. If you're trying to emulate many different errors at once, this can be confusing. Especially choose a time period from at least 100 years ago, choosing something like the 1960s may not read as a mortal. I don't like that. I don't like that. You're telling me that there's not new immortal people?

There can't be a mortal from 1987. Let's say an immortal has been around thousands and thousands of years, right? Let's say they became immortal in like 2000 BCE, right? So another like 4,000 years old. You're telling me that in that time, they have not had the thought of like, I should keep buying the clothes. Like probably about like once every 10 years,

I should keep with the fucking time. I'm not walking around in a fucking toga. Like, I'm going to raw stress for less and I'm getting some knee gloves. You know, why, but why would you? I found a style that worked for me when I was 13 and I just kept with it. Why, why can't I know more to do that? It's a question of scale. It's a question of scale. I feel like if you've been alive for 2000 years, you're gonna become a hype beast just to have something to do. Right?

You're gonna want to research and cover yourself in the newest hottest drip because you need something to do with your time. Yeah. I would like to see, I guess the moment you stop paying attention as an immortal, the moment you stop paying attention to that's when you become outdated.

Like, hopefully, it's the outdated, right? I would like to see an immortal. They never do this in media and stories. I'm immortal who's bad with money. So like, yeah, they're immortal, but they're not that kind of immortal where it's like, well, I started buying Vases 200 years ago and now they're worth millions and all that.

I got an immortal who's like, yeah, I still have to work. Man, like I listen, I'm pretty strafing it in my lifestyle. And I'm like, yeah, I got a nine to five, but I still gotta go. It's like, didn't you wait, you didn't like just buy a bunch of stocks? I didn't know. Back then, and then hold on to it. I'm not a tie traveler, but I'm not a tie traveler. I didn't know.

I bought a bunch in like IBM. I'm fucked, man, I don't want to tell you. I didn't buy. I bought a blunch in like IBM. I'm fucked man, I don't want to tell you. I didn't buy Apple. Fuck off. I put all my de-bloons in Inron and it sucks for me. Yeah man, I don't know why. I lost all my de-bloons. Like, what's the bloons?

Then there's all about dressing up and that's boring. So we'll skip ahead. Talking in an old fashioned manner. There's a picture of a man wearing a derby cap and a bow tie, and he's talking to a young woman, and he says, take the egg. What? Use dated slang.

Look up some old-fashioned slang terms from centuries past. Work them into daily conversation, and if someone doesn't understand, explain the phrase, cool. Say something like, my apologies, they use that a lot in my time. That's actually powerful for any time, anyone says, anything that they don't they wouldn't understand.

Yeah, so it's a nice to say. Something used to say back in the 1890s. You can also, if you're trying to mask it, you can also say, oh, I'm from Australia. And everybody will be like, oh, okay, because Australians slang can get pretty wild. I love it very much. And so if you say something like, I guess take the egg and someone's like, what the fuck am I from Australia? Use the phrase take the egg to describe winning something. It says,

use the phrase, don't sell me a dog. Use to mean don't lie to me. Cool, cool, cool, cool. We can do that. This is easy so far. I can't wait to pretend to do more. Come on, I pulled up, I wanna give you guys something because I pulled it up and I love it, right? Cool. Cool, cool, cool. We can do that. This is easy so far. I can't wait to pretend to do more of this. I pulled out, I want to give you guys something, because I pulled it up and I love it.

Okay. You're feeling sad, this is a big toy and it's like, you're feeling sad. You got the moorbs. You got the moorbs. I got the moorbs. Yeah, I'm feeling kind of sad guys. I got the moorbs. I got the moorbs.

Yeah. Develop a slight accent. No. No, I'm not going make dated references. Look up some older movies, books, and music for from your era. This sounds like a lot of fucking work. Yeah, man. For example, if you're from the 1920s, make references to old vampire movies like Nosferatu instead of modern vampire franchises like Twilight. Again, I have to push back on this. This is not a time traveler from the past. This is a person who's been alive for so long.

And they know that virtually every form of media has gotten so much better than it was in the 1920s. That's true. They used to have to put up with like plays and stuff. Music back then was so busted. And there's a like, yeah, this jam from the fucking 1920s, we're bopping to it. It's always in that fucking voice making fun of it because it sucks so bad. Okay. But music is so good now.

Like, Pippled is doing his thing. Fucking, fucking instincts back. I mean, books are like scarier and sexier. Like they didn't do like a bunch of like scarier sexi stuff. Well, you used to not be able to do, the law used to be that it can only be scary or sexy. Yeah, but now you can be both in one. Or about a man crossing the country and post war,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm so fucking boring, but now they can have like cool vampires doing like sex, like lieu to act. Hey guys, here's another one. Here's a Cockney phrase from 1877. And it would be a way to say something like, oh, can you sell the seat? But instead you'd say, can't you feel the shrimps?

Can't you feel the shrimps? Can't you feel the shrimps? Tonight. Oh. Can you feel the stress tonight? In Ventebac's story to explain your mortality, now we're talking. If you're doing your own character,

you should decide how you became immortal. You can work in the subtle hints to the source of your immortality throughout conversations. And 475 BCE Chinese alchemists believe that a particular brand of mushroom could help you achieve immortality. You can make references to quote, that cursaid mushroom and how you quote, never should have aided at all.

Huh. The mushroom? Like, why a mush? I would think less of someone who ate a random mushroom. Like, well, you should know better. Well, if they were an ancient Chinese alchemist and they're like, yeah, I ate this mushroom that made me alive forever, I wouldn't be like gross. I would be like, wow, that's weird.

That's wild. I haven't met anybody who's ever done that before. Okay. Signing. Elixirs of life have been crafted throughout the ages containing ingredients like mercury and arsenic. Make references to a drink containing these ingredients.

For example, quote, I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for just the right combination of mercury and arsenic. That's a cool thing to tell someone. Well, yeah, I met this a lot. You should try forever. Yeah, that's a cool thing to tell kids. Yeah, I'm a TikTok influencer and I'm immortal. And I wouldn't have gotten this flavor

wasn't for the right balance of arsenic and mercury. Hey, hey, Travis, that's not even a joke. I know. I don't like actually. I know, hey Travis, that's not even a joke. I know. I don't like actually. I know, I started it. I was like, oh, I hate that. I hate that.

There's no amount of satire in there whatsoever. Either one of those would kill you friends at home. It's me, Griffin, your actual friend here. Yeah. Either one of those will kill you. Both of them, double kill you. They'll make you dead. And it's an opposite of immortality.

You'll be dead right away. Pronto. Yeah. Post-hates. It's actually what we call super mortality. Yeah, hyper mortality. A cute mortality. Instantly proven mortality. Hey, if you guys are feeling partially intoxicated,

you can say you're feeling half rats. Half rats? I'm about half rats over here, but. Hey, guys, act like you have special knowledge. If you're immortal, you may be more insightful than others. As you've seen so much over the years, you may be more adept at figuring out how certain events are likely to plan out.

All you have to do? This all you have to do. Oh, okay, yeah. I see how this is gonna go. We have the faith. Okay, what are some of the phrases that you would have to bust out a lot would be like? Uh, uh, uh, yes. This old chestnut.

Oh, here we go again. I've seen this song in dance before. You fucking turn on the TV with like your stupid mortal friends. You see balloon boy floating. You're like, oh, this old chestnut. I'm a balloon boy, eh you're like, oh, this old chestnut. I'm balloon boy. I don't worry. They're faking it.

The spin of the merry around on this thing you call life and I call prison. Say things like I've seen this same story play out close to a million times by now. It no longer surprises me. Hey, is this how to be an immortal asshole? Nobody wants to. Yeah, this is a very, very interesting. If a mortal dude, okay, if a mortal guy was like, saw Balloon Boy as we're all trying to enjoy the boy that's trapped in the balloon.

If a mortal's like, ah, he'll be go get, I've seen this. I'd be like, fuck you did. This is a little kid that got up in his own private balloon and is flying around while his dad tries desperately to get him out OPS. This is all a stunt that is dad did. MPPS, the next thing is Dattlesel is a big piece of wood that you screw to the corner of your home so you can scratch your back with it like a bear does.

That's good, that's good. I, but me, Imm Mortal Gryphan, I can't wait. Me and Mortal Gryphan would be like, well let me tell you all about the original baby. And then I tell them about the original baby who was a baby who got trapped in a dirigible, but really it was not real.

It was there to sell dirigables. To act somewhat withdrawn. If you're immortal, you likely lost many friends over the years. Therefore, it's natural. Your character may be withdrawn and isolated. Hey, sorry, but yeah, nice to meet you too, but unfortunately, we can't become friends

because eventually you'll die. Yeah, the same things like these relationships with others have always had an expiration date. I try not to get attached. Once again, how to be an asshole. How to be, I can't, I'm sorry. This is the only depiction of an immortal person that exists on in media.

There has to be one that's like, yeah, it's a lot of work, but I keep on living just like fuck, I was having a tough time over the last 35 hundred years, but then I heard Matthew McConaughey say, just keep living and I was like, damn, he's on to something. I'm gonna go get some fucking supreme drip. I'm gonna go to a party tonight.

I'm gonna get my groove back. It's a new era for me. Should we go to the money zone, maybe? Yes, we should. Okay. Hey, we're in the money zone now. Let me ask you. Okay. Was it Babel?

Indeed it was. Second I find you're under water and I got so worried Justin. I got Babel on the brain because there has just never been a, uh, a better, easier way to learn another language. I was looking at this map of the US and they had all the different languages that were the, the most common language after English in these different states. And I just thought, how cool would that be to learn in West Virginia? It's German, by the way.

How cool would that be to learn German? Maybe I'll connect with people more. Yeah, it'd be cool. 22% of Americans speak the language other than English at home. If you want to learn a new language then in just three weeks, you could start speaking another language, Babel. And it works. I've tried it a lot of other people too. They have 150 language experts that are working on this program. And it's all broken into these little 10 minute lessons. You just do a little snack, perfect for the toilet. And one study found that you know,

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Is it true that our medical history podcast is just as good as a visit to your primary care physician? No, Jessen, that is absolutely not true. However, our podcast is funny and interesting and a great way to learn about the medical misdeeds of the past as well as some current, not-so-legit healthcare fats. So you're saying that by listening to our podcast, people feel better. Sure, and isn't that the same reason that you go to the doctor? Well, you could say that, but... And our podcast is free? Yes, it is free.

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It's not the first one. It's the second one. I'm sitting in the middle seat on an airplane during a three-hour flight home. I can see for the roads ahead of me, the sky looks beautiful and the sunset is incredible. I'd love to get a picture of this gorgeous sunset, but unfortunately, the window shade in our row is down,

and the person sitting in the window seat is sleeping. How this gorgeous sunset, but unfortunately the window shade in our row is down and the person sitting in the window seat is sleeping. How can it discreetly open the window, covering to take a picture without waking them? Should I try to close the window after? They have headphones in, so they can just be listening to music with their eyes closed.

What I do is they open their eyes while I'm working on getting this photo that's from sunset obsessed in Orlando. There could be a formation of tarot dactyls flying outside of the plane. And I would not hold this. I would not attempt this maneuver. I would be like, wow, I'll have to tell people about these tarot dactyls later. And they'll just have to believe me.

I, yeah, I, you just, some things you can't do. You know, we forget that sometimes. You can't do that. It would be nice if you could, but that you can't do. You can't reach over them. I do as far as I know. I don't think you can. No, here's the thing.

And listen, I'm usually, I'm, I can get a little silly and these dancers, but I was just playing through in my head. The two possibilities, the two choices you have are wake up this person and say, is it okay? If I open the window to take a picture of the sunset, you can't do that. Because if you do that to me, I'll be like, what? Yeah, what?

I was asleep, man. The other option, you do it. And they wake up as you're like leaning over them with your phone on the window, they're coming right out of sleeping like what are you doing? They're gonna, you're gonna blast them in the face with vitamin D, that they did not anticipate.

No one can sleep through that, no one can dream through that. No one wants to wake up to this of a stranger's arm in front of their face, because that's not, that's not an appropriate acceptable. I have a thought. What if you go to the row in front of you? And you're like, this is gonna sound weird, but this piece of shit, sorry.

They're, I don't know if they're listening or not, but this bitch, this guy, this little bitch, won't let me open the, to take a picture, he's asleep like a baby. He took a fucking nap. And I just love to grab one quick shot. Out you know, I could. Here's the problem.

That'd be less weird. Justin, here's the problem. They're clarifying the question there in the middle seat. So let's assume there's someone on the eye. Oh, even if they were awake, you would have to turn to that person, go. I, hey, sorry, excuse me. I really want to take a picture out of the window in the room front.

Could you stand up and let me scoot you? No, mental seat, you have no pot. There's three powers, okay, of the seats. There's some power, the power of sun. Correct, okay. That's there. And then in the aisle seat is the power of wind because you're able to get up and flee,

but the middle seat, that's the power of earth. And what is the earth teaches? It teaches us to be rigid and strong, but in middle seat, that's the power of earth. And what is the earth teaches us to be rigid and strong and still. And it's moving and unpooping. You are growing in a very literal way. The middle seat is a trial that has been put for you by the ancients to help you grow as a person. You have no powers there.

Now, I think in the middle seat, Justin, you have a lot of influence over the experience of the people of your left and right. Yes. With these two chigawings right here, the amount of power. So it's a power of heart. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can guarantee a bad experience from the middle seat for the people on your left and right. Yes, but no matter, okay, but in the middle seat, you have to know that you could be the greatest human being for the duration of that flight ever. Yeah. And that person on some part of their brain would still wish you didn't exist. Yes.

They would wish you would wish you would wink out of existence. They sat down and you weren't there yet. They were over the moon. They're watching the aisle being like, don't stop here. Don't stop here. Everybody that passed here, right yet. They were over the moon. They're watching the aisle bin, don't stop here. Don't stop here. Everybody that passed here, they're pumping their face. And then you come and sit down and they're like, well, dash at all.

There's tremendous power that come with each of these seats. But I would also argue, like Deadass, old Uncle Bin said that there are also great responsibilities. And if you sit in the aisle, which is my preferred zone, because I'm of the wind, I also recognize that I am the gatekeeper. And I must open the gates to my subjects, my supplicants who are sitting on the window side.

If they need to go to the bathroom, I like the feeling of like, let me help you with it. Hey, what? By getting out of your way and not being shitty about it, I like that feeling. I think I've done something. I can't sleep on a plane, so I always take aisle, right?

Cause even if it's an overnight flight, you will not have to worry about waking me up. No. To go out into the aisle. Now, and I'll always make a joke. Like how did they all come out? They all come out okay? Hey, how is your shit? Yeah, watch your hands or stinky hands. Oh, that's what I'll say. Now, if you're on the windowside, hi for one, and tell

me boys if you disagree, I think it's the windowsides job to keep the window closed. Absolutely. Easiest job in the world. Okay. That is your job. It is a dereliction of duty to leave the window open. Now, if the aisle person is gazing wistfully out the window and just admiring the beauty and I can notice that they're really enjoying it, I'll close it and then give them a look like, if you love the window, it's so fucking much. Trade, I ask ass right now. The power is yours.

Trade my ass right now, you little window looker. Give me my aisle. Give me the power of wind. Set me free. Sometimes the pilot comes over and the pilot's like, if you look to the left, you'll see the grand canyon. I close it as hard as I can. I close it more and I'm like, no, I don't wanna see that.

I'm in the sky now. I'm of, no. I don't wanna see that. I'm in the sky now. I'm of the sky. Show me sky stuff, Cap. Yeah, if the camera was like, if you look up, you'll see, holy shit, what is that? Yeah, man, I wanna know about that. I don't care about what's down there. Oh, that's the down below.

I don't care about the down below anymore. It's bullshit that I've never flown to the Aurora Borealis. I bet that's cool. I bet that shit rules. Yeah, that's killer I would worry about being transported three times well, yeah, but It still would look like yeah, we look like you don't have to like immediately shit on my thing like it would look cool It would look really cool. Yeah, I'm sorry. You would get langlyered for sure

But it would look pretty pretty rad while you were doing it but it would look pretty, pretty rad while you were doing it. The worst place, by the way, if you're ever on a plane big enough, and there's three sections, and you're in the middle of the middle. You're basically in steerage at that point. You need to go down there and dance with all the other Irish immigrants just coming to a new world, you know what I mean? What's that? Jack brought rose down to the middle, see the middle seat,

and we're having a hoot man, or whatever. Y'all have fun, man. Let me suggest this, though, you should get, say, to the person in the aisle, gatekeeper, gatekeeper. I must relieve myself. The gatekeeper, if they have any decency at all, I'll let you up, you go to the back of the plane,

and they have that door back there that has a very small window in it. That is not gonna get you a great angle on this sunset outside. And you will have to say to the flight attendant nearby, like, don't worry, I'm not about to pull on the lever that will kill everyone on this plane. That shouldn't, I shouldn't be able to do, you shouldn't have instructions on the door of how to use the lever that will kill everyone on this plane itself. Well, that's why I think the cockpit door, there's a little diagram of how to put the captain in a sleeper hold, which I always thought was,

we don't teach you how to do that right then. I'm not going to pull that lever. I need to take a picture outside of this very, very small window. Do you think when Rose was on the rescue boats out and someone sat next to her, she was like, I don't want to be rude, but actually that was going to be from my boyfriend and he's dead, so is actually mine. Yeah, I'm thinking what I want to be rude, but I actually that was gonna be from my boyfriend and he's dead. So it's actually mine.

Yeah, I'm able to pay for both seats. I've got pay, I yeah, and he fell off a door. Yeah, basically so like I think I should have both of these seats. I like to see it in Titanic when they're all on the rescue boats going out and then like while they're like moving to the other ship that wasn't a dumbass that sank, Kathy Bates stood up in the middle of the little life raft and started to like river dance. Yeah. And they had to be like, no, we're not doing that part. No, that's not actually. That's done. We did the special dancing on the big boat. This boat's too small for that cabin. I'm really sorry though. I'm sorry you weren't there for the original big dancing and you keep talking about how much it sucks that you missed it and how you definitely, definitely can't do it because the boats underwater.

You could do it on the new boat, but is it, I think it's too soon. But if you want to have sex and a Model T and do a slettie hambrick, you can do that. That's fine. You can do that on Big Bo or just wait until we get back to America and we will find a parking lot or something. Um, but this boat's too small. You can't do that. Okay. I'm so sorry. DGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGDGD grapes. They think beer is for apes. So let me do one one. Oh, yeah. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this segment. Celebrity one, why not? I'm your Somalia Justin, uh, just in, uh, just in, uh, it's like a fancy middle name.

Andre Tyler, Oh, Macaron. Okay. I'm a small. And, and gentlemen, I, I hate to interrupt your meal, but we have, because I know that you two are enjoying celebrating Travis's birthday. Yep. Sorry, we didn't invite you. I could get a reservation for two. That's okay.

I had to work tonight anyway as the Somalia here, but we did have a few celebrities that wanted to come over and offer you their wines personally. Again. Yes. And they were hoping you could, as a boost to their ego. And I know it's weird, but that you could identify them. Oh, weird asked. Yeah. Um, okay. Waiting till Travis is done. I'm ready. Okay.

I was listening. That's my listening face. I was looking at my fingers. Okay. All right. Is it literally, let me welcome over our first hi. Hi, I'm here to offer you a glass of my new wine. Are you a famous person? Hi, yeah. You awkward griffin. It's my new wine, ConnoWild. And it is a line that includes zero sugar. Wait, it's called kind of wild kind of wild. It's zero sugar. And I feel like as someone who is passionate about food and wine, I feel like I've met my match in kind of wild. This is the one I want to drink that I serve at home when entertaining.

And I believe everyone who tries it will feel the same. It's kind of wild. One other thing and this is like really kind of weird guys, but I'm like really good friends with your brother. Like we're like best friends. It's Kesha. No. Oh, that brother are your friends with.

Just your brother, just I'm saying it to both of you. Like your brother and I are like really good friends. Is this a clue? Is this a clue? So famous person. Is this a clue? Is this a clue? So famous person. Is this a clue? Are you giving us a clue right now by saying that? I am, but you know me.

I'm from West Virginia. Like you know me. Is it Katie Lee? Yes, it's Katie Lee. I'm this me. I am, I am Katie Lee. Yes, thank you so much. Katie, you have your own wine?

Yeah, it's called ConnoWild. It's the ConnoWild I want to drink. I serve at home when entertaining. Nice. Yeah. Thank you. So what did you do before you made it? What were you serving at home? Just big cups of grapes that I had smushed up with a hammer and no, all right. Let me say no more, right? Oh, yeah. Come on over. It's fine. No, they're really nice. Hi, I'm a different person. You sound really, you sound really a whole lot like Katie Lee. I wanted to offer you a glass of Archer Rousse.

Archer can. Archer Rousse. Spell that now. ARCHER ROOSE. Archer ROOSE is my canned wine. And And I am I wanted to offer it to you. Um, and let me if I could take you inside the wine offering, um, I, I, I founded it with my friend Mary and as I got to know her, I realized that she and I share an ethos. She's created something that resonated with me and what I value, which is conversation, connection, craftsmanship, and quality.

And yeah, I was frustrated, I couldn't think of a fourth C there, and I went with quality, but yes. And to me guys, and I could see you're kind of glazing over, so I want to hook you back. Yeah, yeah. Wine is another form of storytelling. Ooh, okay. I always like wine, but wanted to make sure it's accessible, build a brand that

would resonate with women. When I realized Marion's gambit was to put really good wine into cans, I thought about my own life and all the incredible shared moments with family and friends, a beach day, a ski trip, and how it would be great to pull a solvent you all along out of a cooler for a change. Ooh. Okay. Yeah, no, I mean, it's a better gambit than putting really shitty wine into the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you're gonna do one or the other. Or really good wine into the dirt, socks, or something. Yeah, yeah. But do you, and who do you know, I'm a storyteller, but my medium is wine for now and I wanted to make a great brand for women who am I? You are I Have nothing I have literally nothing are you an author? Are you an author? I am a movie maker?

I'm a maker of films. Look at my, I'm also an actor. Look at my face. Yeah. Movies. Come on. For this exercise, you look a lot like our brother Justin. Pitch Perfect.

Your, uh, Charlie's Angels? No. Wait. Who was in both of those films? Wait, which Charlie's Angels? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. The one who was me. Cameron Diaz was not in. She has a wine and it is atrocious.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You are. You can say that, but like fuck her wine. I can't pick you this way. Elizabeth Banks. Yes, I'm Elizabeth Banks. Yes, you're the smart one. They said that you're the smart one.

Will you take my wine of me? Take my wine from me. Sure. That's a good stuff. Hey, hey guys. Yeah. I'm Jared Pettalecki and we've already talked about me, but I didn't want to remind you guys about the time that I said, I'm so proud of this awesome juice. I was able to be a part of. Thanks, Jared. Thanks, Jared. We've been forgotten about your great stuff. Yeah, Justin forgot about it. I'm sorry. Kickstask, man.

Wanted to remind you guys. Anyway, I'd like you to meet a very good friend of mine. Hey, guys, I got Hunt and Ride for you. This is my new brand. It's named for my Hunt and Ride. It's named for my hunt and ride. It's named for my two sons, Hunter and Ryder. Fuck man, that sucks. I got three varietals.

They're between 45 and 75 a bot. Are you saying the names of my sons sucks? Yeah, and the fact that then you changed it and made it the name of your business. That sucks, man. I think you should not be so judgemental of me if your brother would really like to have me on the show. Is it Jensen Achilles?

No, let me serve up what I got for you guys. First up, I got a cabernet blend, a Zinfandel, and a bomb ass Pino. That's how I describe it in print. bomb ass Pino. That's how I describe it in print. Bombass Pino. Yeah. I mean, when I went, when I was clubbing in college, I would also sort of shout that out to everyone under the throw of my voice.

Like, what's up, everyone? I got a bomb ass Pino. Who wants to borrow Pino for you? This is named after my voice, Hutton Ride. And it's a bomb a Pino for you? This is named after my boys, Houghton Ride, and it's a bomb ass Pino, Pino and War, and I got a Zinfandel. And one of us wants to have you on the show. I want to tell you guys also to take you guys in

because I feel like I can trust you guys. I'm preparing a sparkling roseay for next year because sparkling sexy. Everybody wants sparkling. Sparkling sexy. Everybody wants sparkling. I can't see Justin has changed his voice somewhere and I can't tell if that's a small mass Pino.

Is it Guy Fieri? Oh Travis, yes it is Guy Fieri. Congratulations to you. You name it. I don't know how badly we want guy on the show at this particular junction. I don't know. Maybe he's a struck project.

It's hard to say anymore. It's struck guy. And maybe a little wishful thinking on his part where he would just love to get an invite. I got one more for you real quick. I guess I was thrown off when Jared Patelucky said a very good friend of mine and then it was not good. Yeah, I don't.

I've never seen those two hanging out, but it was polite. He was a big guy. You know, I've never seen those two in the same room at the same time. Oh my God, your right, Griffin. Oh, wait, no, I just did. Oh, right. Yeah, never mind. Hey, guys.

Hey, you guys. Dave Matthews. Wait, no, I just did. Oh, right. Yeah, never mind. Hey guys. Hey, you guys, Dave Matthews? No. Okay, I have to ask. I have to ask Matthews voice. Come on. Okay.

I'm like sad Dave Matthews. And I wanna tell you guys about my new product. I'm doing it with Night Out, canning. And it's, I'm doing it with night out canning and it's It's I'm calling it canvino Canvina spell canvino canvino canvino one word C a n v i n o and I'm pretty sure that I just combined can and Why no? Yeah, yeah, and you sure did. Our tagline is bottle quality wine in a can. Oh, so that's the only thing that most can

wine makers have sort of to go is like the tagline that suggests it's not shitty. It looks shitty, but it's not shitty. It's not shitty, it's not shitty. What I appreciate there celebrity is that it starts like it's gonna be a play on words, like bottle quality wine. Oh, and then you're being on a steam and just said in a can.

I am. I wanted to tell you why I got involved with this, because it may seem like a weird fit. But after, after attending a music industry experience in one country, I was inspired by how much I learned about wine and how the flavors of each variety could shape my experience. It's almost impossible to share a truly exceptional bottle of wine at a concert due to glass restrictions. That's a good point. Thanks a lot.

So I saw that how I could combine music and wine in a more accessible fashion, bottle quality wine in a can. Is this young gravy? Well, no. Cause I would've guessed post Malone, but I know post Malone has a different wine already. I'm like a little bit older, a little bit more grown up.

Actually, the, the print in the bottles is inspired by my tattoo sleeves. Oh, you're uh, the print on the bottles is inspired by Mike Tattoo's sleeves. Oh, you're Adam Levine. You are Adam Levine. I'm like, Adam Levine is not sad, uh, sad, sad, is it on May or? No. Now that's closer.

I gotta say, man, like collaborating with, with Chris on Ken, oh hi, I'm from Camvino. Collaborating with Chris on Cam Vino has taken the brand to a whole other level. His depth of thought and generosity of spirit has been invaluable at every stage of our creative process. Sad Dave Matthews first name Chris makes one. Chris slip didn't I? Who's the guy? Who's the guy from a cold play? What's his name? Chris Martin? He's not sad's his name? Chris Martin. He's not sad. Well, if Chris Martin wants to do a wine

He's not gonna partner with fucking anybody. Oh, yeah, go up to the vineyard and squish it with his feet and he's not sad He's killing it 24 fucking seven. He's having a great time and he wants you to know Okay, Chris sad Chris sad musical Chris's sad musical Chris's when you get it. This is a game Chris gain. No, it's definitely not Chris game. You wish. I will say this. This is someone that has not had a huge cultural footprint that I am aware of in recent years that would be it. But that was not. That was tattoo sleeves. Justin doesn't listen to them. Musical Chris. I don't think they have a big cultural foothold 15 years ago.

Massive. Can you name a song? Name a song. Oh, Chris, uh, Carabas. Chris Carabas. Oh, there he is. There he is. Christopher Carabas.

Christopher, that's work in fashion. Caraba. Caraba Carabas. I think Carabas is a chain of Mexican restaurants. Carabas's Coraba. Coraba. Coraba. I think Coraba is a chain of Mexican restaurants. Coraba is a chain of Italian restaurants and then Chris Coraba is the least singer of Dashboard Confessional. And he is right there. And I mean, it's like kind of his thing. If he, if he gets

happy, he goes broke. Yeah. His wine goes foul in the can. happy he goes broke. Yeah, his wine goes foul in the can. I think we're done. Yes. Yeah, love it. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Thanks 2003, Griffin for helping me out with that one. Hey, everybody, I want to tell you, we got new merch because it's a new month. Here we are in November. We got a hogs, got a hunt, holographic sticker by Sam Schultz, who is at I.M-Squear Sam, Under-Squear Schultz on Instagram. And right now we've got a sale going on through January 1st, 30% off all the payroll, 20% off all other items. Buy five shirts, get a free back back, and there's all the discount

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Henry the other day because he asked about it and he really likes it. Oh look at that. There you go. That's a winner. That's all you need to know. Also if you know. His second favorite song is called Skibbity. Bob Yes Yes. Oh. It's about it. A little guy named Skibbity Toilet. Yeah. Oh yeah. My whole family love Skibbity Toilet. Oh, yeah.

My whole family loves Skibbity Toilet. I don't. I've managed to avoid it. Thank, fucking God. Yeah, there he is. There's Sam. That's the leasing. That's the word of vessel.

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