My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 686: Oompa What Now
Episode Date: November 13, 2023We can finally talk about movies again, and we don't even know where to start. Just kidding, of course we do. We'll have to unpack Cold Ghost Busters another day, because it's time to get into the Won...kaverse! Suggested talking points: Wonky Makes Me Feel Good, Berry-trocious, Ketchup Joke Surcharge, Anti-Sports Island, Jackson Pollock of Autumnal FlavorFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/
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The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
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A small quaintance has blossomed
It's rapid into a precious friendship
I could have never seen what was coming for me
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Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice chef for the
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I'm so excited, I'm just so happy
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What about Trave Nation? I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis Macri, woof, woof,
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We can't do it.
We got too much wonka in the tank.
We need to expunge it.
Oh, hey, hi, see if you're listening.
If you don't release Ecto colder,
I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off.
Oh my God, that's so great.
Travis and no ghostbusters.
Travis is so great. Yeah. No goes by so great.
Yeah, but we can't talk about that now because we're about to learn how Willie became
Wonka. If you don't have the context here, our heroic negotiators for the Sag after strike,
finally pummeled Hollywood into submission with their iron will.
would into submission with their iron will. Brand pressure came out.
A friend, a single handedly invoked a nanny state and on all of America.
And now we can act again.
We can perform.
I'm, hey, guys, I'm going to be back in front of a camera.
I mean, just the idea of it.
Treadin' the boards under those key lights.
The best boys.
I'm coming in front of a camera the best boys. I'm gonna have a camera again.
Yeah.
I'm coming home.
Hollywood, here you come.
Are they bringing you in for resheds on Wanker?
Don't even fucking joke about that Travis.
So we didn't, I didn't even watch.
I'm a ghostess' sexy brother, Darryl.
Darryl Blue.
My name is Darrell Glue.
I love to eat too, but I have huge muscles.
Yeah. Cool.
I only eat protein powder, raw protein powder.
I didn't even allow myself to watch
wonka T2, wonka trailer 2s,
what would you call the second wonka trailer?
What's the point, baby?
What would you do with the possum?
Have about the trailer.
Right, exactly.
You would just get blue gumballs.
Right, gross.
I was already all full up.
I was all full up a wank all the way.
And now we can, now I watched,
this is a fresh off wankatitu watch
just moments ago and boy, howdy.
My sides have split wide open.
Oh my gut spilled out on the floor and I died.
I was reborn in Timothy Shalamet's arms.
I don't know if you guys felt this way,
but watching Walk of T2,
there is a certain actor
what steals the show in this one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, and his name is...
Timothy Shalamet from Dune,
another film we can say that Dune,
feels so good to just say Dune again. I think you mean Dune. The sequel can say that dude. Oh feels so good to just say
I think you mean
Toon the sequel is coming out now. No, I mean dude. I fell in love with Tim Shalame in dude
Well, I didn't mean
Timmy shall I met mr.
Humonga Grant
Humonga Grant mr. Nadi Hill himself
He's he's putting on a master class in this way.
He looks sorry, sorry wait, did you just,
did you just shorten Naughty Hill to Naughty Hill?
Yeah, listen, didn't mean to,
but it's been a long time since I've been able to say
the names of movies, I'm a little bit out of practice.
I, listen, as a straight white cis man, I'm not used to people telling me I can't do things.
Yeah.
And these 100 or so days of not being able to talk about TVs and movies, I wish everyone knew how I had suffered.
Yeah.
Because it has been personally absolutely brutal.
But we're back. That's the important thing.
We can talk about cold ghost busters if you guys want.
Because man, I don't know if you watched it. All the old guys are back and they're letting you know about it in the trailer and gosh,
they are going to be cold.
It is going to be such a cold ghost buster.
Here's what I'm saying.
If they're letting me know while the old guys are back and it's going to be cold, what
are they holding back for the movie?
I can't wait to see the big surprises.
I see Kate McKinnon's going to show up.
I would love that. They would
bring them into the verse. That would be over the fucking man. Now it's to be delighted
if they brought her in them into the verse. I do love this bull new vision for reboots
and refreshes where it's no longer just what if we brought back the old men from the
first one. But what if we also made it super duper cold?
Or we could do like a Star Wars, new Star Wars,
this is wet Star Wars.
It's a new thing we're trying out where it's Star Wars,
but we've dampened it significantly.
I would love more.
That would be a nice thing.
You used to be able to make movies cold.
Yes.
Star Wars, Hoth, great example.
James Bond, Frequently Ski's.
Yeah, love you. You used to used to make movies. I bet they're
I remember the one where they're in an ice power a James Bond and an ice palace within a
For sure, surfing on a ice ice. I
I'm a company. Need I say more that's got polar bears. I just think that you I think that
Maybe they were banging their heads against the wall and somebody got to be acroid. Races
his hand. He's like, what if this one's cold?
What if it never gets cold?
Fuck.
They were all yelling and screaming at each other
about the future of Ghostbusters.
And Acroid went as he does it.
He just sat back and went, guys, chill out.
And everyone was like,
Everyone's like, fuck.
He's ahead.
Okay, they're standing there, they're fighting. Oh, what's it gonna be. Here's a hat. Okay, they're fine.
Oh, what's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be?
Maybe Zool's back.
Who knows?
And Agri pours himself some of his vodka
out of a crystal skull into a glass filled
with big, those big cubes of ice, right?
And he just starts swirling it.
Oh, yeah.
He's ringing about, swirling it.
You see a ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting,
and slowly that ting, ting, it makes its way through the hub of the noise that he has. Everybody turns
the looks and he's just swirling it. That's it. No words. Just the ice. No words. Just the ice
in the guy. And then and then Ernie Hudson gets sad because he knows that his idea of having
new ghosts were busting him makes you feel bad. Which is probably not going to be. Plus it makes you feel guilty.
I like it.
Hey, everybody me Ernie Hudson here.
I love the cold stuff.
Uh, what about the ghosts were busting them makes you feel bad?
Like ghosts that had really important unfinished business, which we're totally going to
just help them finish.
We keep circling.
Maybe some of them can be cold.
I love that.
Let's go on that.
That's bad ass. In like six cents, like Marissa Cooper is talking to Sora from Kingdom Hearts and
it's just like, hey man, thanks for helping me get revenge on my mom. She's a real piece of shit.
Can you believe that she poisoned her?
And then fucking Ernie Hudson's like, don't worry, I got I got it. That was brrr.
You feel that? It's cold in here, yeah it is.
You just see,
but is this one's got kids?
Kid goes kid goes kid goes.
You just see a buzz down in.
A swasey's like helping to me more
and like sculpt the thing and like,
don't we got him.
Ew.
Yeah.
Fuck you, baby.
Yes, what happened to poor little Tim is tragic,
but if you've learned the error of your ways,
you can make this Christmas a special-
Whoa, fuck!
That was Christmas Carol.
Guys, good news. I'm back to start the end times.
The fuck you are, Jesus, get in here.
Damn, damn it.
Hey, thank-men, you shouldn't have busted Jesus.
Now Earth is cold because God has turned away from us.
There we go.
That's what happens in the movie.
That's a spoiler for me.
I know.
I call my friend Lucifer.
He's a popular bar owner and detective.
He'll come help us.
Yeah, that's right.
It's a Lucifer crossover.
It kicks ass.
If of the two and a half minutes of the wonka T2, a full minute of it is just you
grandcutting up.
A full fucking minute of it.
It's, I've never seen a trailer with a headliner, a headliner before it.
They're like, all right, Hugh, you come on, do your type five and then we'll do the rest
of the trailer.
The rest of the trailer is going to be wild.
It's going to have a scene where Keegan Michael Key tries to drown Willie Wonka
because he makes chocolate too much.
Try to kill.
Hey, if we're going to say it, let's say it like it is.
Keegan Michael Key tries to kill Timothy Schauvek.
Because of the chocolate that he makes or wants to make or dreams is making.
That's interesting.
I'd like to know about why Keegan Michael Key is trying to kill Willie Wonka. But, oh, well, he's interesting. I'd like to know about why Kig and Michael Key is trying to kill Willie Wonka,
but oh, well, Hughesback, oh, he's got a good 30-second
sort of thing about airline travel, like air travel humor.
That's good stuff, man.
And Tammy's in there making hot noises, and he can't sleep.
Huh? He said, the line, the line, oompa, what now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And then he says my name is lofty to which Timothy Shalamy responds sorry and I don't know is the sorry
Because is that a knock about his name is silly because your name is wonky
Wonky well
Boy I was talking about movies
Wow, I'm not even sure wonky anything, but it really It made me feel good
Walking makes me feel good
We're feeling good over here. This is good walkie
Do you guys
Do you guys every time you google Timothy Shalabay just usually to see some pictures?
Yeah, just remind myself these there
Do you always type in Timothy and then see the Google Auto Correct It
to Timothy with two E's and you remember like,
fuck, that's good, God damn.
You would think in your head like,
I'm gonna Google Timothy Shalame,
wouldn't be funny if it was LEE
with the exclamation point over a little mark over one
of the letters, that would be a fun way to spell Timothy.
And it is, he gives you exactly what you need every time.
Why do you think Timothy in his wisdom has decided to follow in the footsteps of Gene
Wilder with judging from the trailer seems to be.
I'm trying to think of how to a performance that is almost entirely devoid of charm or
spark. Now that's interesting.
Well he hasn't learned how to do it yet.
Wonka.
Be compelling on screen.
Yeah, Wonka has to learn.
That's what, what if that's what the whole movie was about?
We're seeing this stuff about chocolate,
but constantly people are like, yeah, there's chocolate
and it's delicious.
I don't care about you at all though.
Like you're not bringing anything.
Yeah, I get you. You wrote your name so big on here. I thought you would be
Something of a carrier now this guy over here this huge guy lofty. I'm in to him. Can you do more of his thing?
Let lofty cook don't show me wonka only lofty. I think what I think what
Timothy made a barely in it you probably see all the wonka stuff in the trailer.
Yeah, that's all that's on it.
I think that's it.
I saw all of this stuff in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
Yeah, that's it.
He's gone.
He died.
He died in the first 10 minutes.
There's a wonka.
There's a wonka spectrum.
And Jean's right smack dab in the middle of it.
He built this fucking spectrum around himself
and perfected it and mastered it.
And so Timothy walked up to the gene point,
the gene horizon, and the gene pool and looked at it
and was like, okay, how can I change,
how can I put my mark on this?
And then he looked at the footsteps
leading away from the spectrum,
where Jonathan deep took the banner and just took off running and everyone was
like we Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny we need
to tell you how to do the movie Johnny Johnny please Johnny we need to tell you
how to do the movie he's gone he's gone he's gone he's gone I'm doing Michael Jackson
goodbye bye I'm doing okay right. That's interesting.
Have you seen jeans version?
You have it.
Okay.
You're just going to be.
I don't care for them.
So I think that maybe Timothy saw that and took a few steps back away from the jean pool.
A wave.
Timothy, Timothy saw two cans Sam dressed up as Wonka on the themed box of fruit loops.
It was like, there it is.
That's it.
That's the one that I wanted.
That's the one that I wanted. I wanted a vision board. Timothy, that's just a box of fruit loops, it was like, there it is. That's it. That's my thing. That's the one that I brought in something
of a vision board.
Timothy, that's just the box of fruit loops.
Yeah, I found the first image in Captain.
I didn't know. I didn't know.
I didn't know any further.
I won't accept this. I think he's gonna crush.
I think this movie's gonna be a fucking delight.
I think that, you know, the Paddington gang
have done it, have done it again.
And I think it's gonna be a delight
that a lot of adults that you wouldn't expect
come out of the woodwork to say like,
I'm full blown, I'm a full blown wonky head.
I am a wonky.
I'm a wonky.
I'm traveling the country following Wonka now.
Oh, Justin's pulling something up here.
Oh yeah.
Can I say, now Justin, is it possible that this fruit loops
wonka?
This is how I've just shown my brothers by the way,
Wonka fruit loops and they've got two cans Sam.
And you know, every time somebody draws two cans Sam,
you got to make a choice about the hands.
Sometimes he's got fingers, sometimes he's got feathers.
You always got to make a choice.
And then they put him in a photo realistic,
Timothy Schellamay, won't got them.
On shelves of target now.
Why is the 12.3 ounce so large?
It's really big. It also says in a bright bold banner, I'm sure it's a target now. Why is the 12.3 ounce so large?
It's really big.
It also says in a bright bold banner,
your milk turns berrylicious.
What was it doing before when I put fruit in it?
Berry Trojus.
How would you describe the play?
It was very Trojus before we had the twigit.
We had the twigit just a little bit.
I wanna talk about the moment in the trailer
where somebody made the decision,
one word at a time to write out
learn how Willie
becomes
Wonka and Willie is on screen there by itself and I just really have to think about
If you were if somebody walked up to Willie Wonka and just said hey Willie it would take me out of the it might actually take me
William what's up, Bill?
Bill Wonka.
Look at this kid.
Oh, Bill Wonka, we're making some candy.
Good for you, Bill.
I'm looking now at the list of movies.
I just want to make sure there's a new book club.
We a little mermaid, a spider ver.
Okay, we're good on that.
Anything else that we need to touch on that we like missed?
Bar being an Oppenheimer, I mean, is there anything there?
Well, there's nothing we can add there.
Nothing we can add there.
All to mention.
Nothing we can add there, nothing to add there.
No, they did a new expendables.
Okay, I think we're good.
Okay.
Yeah, they did make a, I did watch the new saw
where a saw becomes a hero. And I did watch this all the new saw where
Saul becomes a hero and I did want to mention that. All right, case you've been wanting to see they finally got Vigilante saw movie. Cool. Does he murder extra judiciously or still does that? Somebody I swear to God,
the plot of the new saw movie is that he has cancer and they try to rip him off. We get a beginning of fake cancer cure
and he's like, actually psych.
I'm so, so now you're all gonna go in this room together.
And he kills all of it. He kills them.
Well, that's wholers.
So it's sort of a joke or,
sort of a joke or a hero.
I don't like some of them past their,
some of them,
some of them eat their own teeth,
put their teeth to find the key that yeah.
Oh my God, guys, I'm, I'm so happy to be able to talk about these things again.
I'm so happy we got a good deal for all our hard working performers and
thanks.
I'm going to say specifically thanks to Anthony rap, because I think it's radical
than Anthony rap, something to go she ate in committee.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
And we're going to be across the table.
I've, I've met him twice, hugely intimidating.
Would not want to be across the table
from Anthony and Fran together.
All right, thanks.
Are you kidding me, Franthony, that power couple?
Get out of here.
I'm also just glad I can finally pitch
my Fast and the Furious 3 Boot,
where they're all C creatures.
It's pretty much shoppershot exactly the same.
Instead of now they're C creatures,
we could even use the dialogue from the original movies.
We're just gonna animate CGI like,
oh look at that cool gray white shark.
Yeah, that's Vintiso.
It'll be like realistic version,
like they do with Lion King.
It's fast and the furious, and they're all sea creatures.
So.
Have you seen Travis' wet, fast and furious?
Yes, thank you so much.
It's his new elemental reboot.
I would have sworn on a stack of Bibles
that that guy was building to a punchline,
but I don't think there's a way of saying I want to know.
It's a kind of, you'd have something.
It's just a movie that would do well in this economy.
How about a question, please?
Yes.
This is still an advice show.
Until they shut us down.
They could never shut us down.
I have a neighbor in my apartment building who plays the piano in the middle of the night
well past 2 a.m.
The noise is not my problem.
The music is actually really good.
The problem is that the music they play keeps getting stuck in my head.
I don't know what the songs they're playing are called.
I've never spoken to or even seen my downstairs neighbor in the three years I've lived here.
I'm not even 100% sure which apartment is theirs.
How do I solve these music puzzles?
That's from Shazamless in Manhattan.
Why, there hasn't been anyone in that apartment
for over 50 years.
I love that, that's cool.
That's a haunted piano.
That would be scary.
Scary.
Yeah, I'm scared over here.
I mean, now if it's good, right?
They never talk about that.
If you're like, yeah, there's a ghost and I keep seeing up on like with its poetry.
And it's awesome.
It's really good poetry.
It could be three clicks Chopin.
Yeah, it could be playing some new jams that you haven't even heard before.
Music world isn't ready for.
If it was these are playing that after two in the morning?
No thanks.
I don't, I don't, that's not actually a good time.
That's not a good time for loud music for me.
100%.
Yeah, so I'm glad that you have framed this issue in this way.
Because if I wrote an email to my favorite advice show,
that was like, some fucking clown and or ghost.
Yeah, dear Joe Rogan, I need your help.
I need your help, Joseph.
I never thought it would happen to me.
Joseph Gordon Rogan, I need your help.
A ghost playing.
I made myself too smart and virile, I'm gonna do you.
And now.
And now I'm too late.
Now I'm not a lot of pricism because I'm too biohacked.
Please help me, Joe.
Please help me find the gold, Joe.
I buried the gold like you told me to.
And now I can't find the dang gold, Joe.
And my testicles are swelling up.
What, from the Bluetooth?
And you never told me the last step, Joe.
What's the fun?
I don't have to make my scrotum big enough
to hold my huge balls from this incredible.
So I got activated charcoal everywhere.
Baby, it's terrible over here.
How do I kill my neighbor and get away with it, Joe?
Joe, please.
I was a real...
Joe, how do I make the eye for mectin taste better?
That much of the indexes too much.
I, I, I, I was originally gonna suggest
that you should go down and ask the person.
Like just like a, just like, hey, this is gonna be weird, but like, I love the music.
You play, here's a problem though.
I think it is actually fun for you to go to somebody and be like, you've always been on
stage every moment that you think that you've been playing for yourself.
You're playing for me.
And every time you play from now on, please know, although you know what?
I think I would probably want to know if I'm keeping somebody up at two in the
morning with my piano music.
This is what, but I'm a good person.
Yeah.
This is what confuses me because if you're playing the piano at two o'clock in
the morning in an apartment building, is the assumption not everyone can hear this.
I mean, probably, right?
Yes, probably.
Yes.
Like, there's no way you, and question after me, let me help you with it.
You don't know which ones there's thing.
If you're 301 and they're below you, they're 201, right?
So you go down there and you knock on their door and you're like, I can't hear your piano.
And you're here like 217, your buildings got way bigger problems.
You should probably do.
Yeah, sure.
But if you knock this in there, if you knock on their door and they're like, hey, I can't hear your piano at two o'clock in the morning.
And they're like, you came?
That's wild. Now, there's a type of piano guy
that I feel like anyone who has ever
like taken classes or something
where there are little piano booths.
And I think tonight whenever I took piano so many times
because you can't fail it, it's all music.
And so they have these little booths with piano set up next to each other.
I feel like this is a very common lived experience for anybody who's ever been in a situation
like that where you're like, I wonder if I can learn Vanessa Carlton's a thousand miles.
And so you just start tinkling like, and then the booth next to you, you hear, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, and then in the booth next to you, you hear,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,
and like, fucking like, oh, let me show you,
oh, I'm sorry, were you trying to play Vanessa Carlton's
a thousand miles?
There's a person who's like, you're welcome, everybody,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,
at two in the morning, like, hey, here's one
that everyone loves.
I know all of our apartments are linked together
by one HVAC system through a series of convoluted spy pipes, hey, here's one that everyone loves. I know all of our apartments are linked together by one HVAC system through a series of convoluted spy pipes,
but, but this is what I'm saying.
If you go down there and say, I love the music,
they're most likely the confidence
his version has just from context loose.
Their response is gonna be, yeah, I know you, bud.
Yeah, you like it at 2 a.m.?
Yeah, well you do, but I know you love them.
Better than sleep, wouldn't you say?
Yeah, I'll let me charge you with my music.
Yeah.
I don't think there's any interaction
where this turns out to be,
unless it's like a cool little lady piano teacher
can't sleep because of the muse.
The muse.
Is that a short way of saying music?
No.
Muse, yeah, bros.
Back on the muse, didn't we?
Yeah.
Let's take a break.
Let's go to the money zone.
I don't care.
Got our own market tickets.
Yeah, sure.
It expense.
They're so expensive.
Yeah.
It's better.
It's better with you.
Listen, I have two bags.
One, I have, I have a bag in a show.
Hey, listen, let me start over.
Okay, yeah, now please, yeah, you got lost.
I got a bag in a shelf.
One is for socks, the other is for socks,
but it's seasonal, right?
So after the summer season, the summer socks
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you guys ever used a website?
Yeah, sometimes using one right now.
Sorry, let me look at the tabs I have open.
I'm using 400 right now. Yeah, these things are everywhere these days.
My nephew's got a website.
He uses it to buy and sell Pokemon cards.
Loves these things.
Apparently it's the future.
Wait, is that my son?
So he uses these to buy and sell Pokemon cards.
He's made like, he told me $150,000 with this website.
I don't think that's true.
That would be huge for me.
And he's saving it all up.
He said to move out when he turns 12.
What?
And yeah, he's amazing.
He's already got his eye on the place.
It's cute.
He took me over there.
He took me on a tour of it.
It's pretty nice.
And so I'm really looking forward to when he does.
But until then, I'm just checking out his website
that he built on Squarespace to buy and sell all of his
Pokemon cards, and he said some of the Pokemon cards
he stole from his dad's collection.
Okay, hold on.
Is this the six year old we're talking about
or the two year old we're talking about?
And so with Squarespace, it's an all in one platform
where you can like sell your dad's stuff
or you know, sell pictures of your dad while he's sleeping
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So you can stand out with a beautiful website,
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your dad's shoes, anything, even your time.
As if I had, sorry, that's what you just said,
is silly, that I have so many shoes
that if a pair were taken from me
under any circumstances, I wouldn't notice
when I went to put them on to go to school the next day
and they weren't there.
He even has the money, he says,
basically perverts spent so much money
buying these old shoes that basically he buys
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No, but a 40-year-old can't say it.
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Okay, here's another question.
I work in the gift shop of the National Mustard Museum.
Hell yeah, I like it.
Oh, we sell hundreds of different kinds of mustards from around the world. Multiple times a week, I have to deal with shop of the National Mustard Museum. Hell yeah. We sell hundreds of different kinds of
mustards from around the world.
Multiple times a week, I've to deal with
customers coming in and asking if we have any ketchup.
Is if they're the first person to think of that joke.
I personally don't have anything against ketchup,
but the mustard has a lot of anti-ketchup
propaganda on display.
How do I politely respond to these jokers
who come in asking for ketchup?
I feel like there's two different pathways.
That's for weight.
That's for mustard madness in Middleton.
You could have a button that when you,
they ask you push it, clacks and sound,
the lights start going off.
And maybe some mustard police come and take that person away.
I think there is a far more devastating version of this
where you have the button, but when you press it,
it adds one to a big counter behind the desk
that is not labeled, but like you walk up to the counter
to buy your mustard, I guess, and it says like 14,916,
you don't think anything about it.
And you're like, so do you have any ketchup?
Click next number.
I stumbled through that so long
that I forgot what the number was that I said,
but that was the...
14,917.
If that happened to me,
and I was the one who did that ketchup thing, and then they
pressed a button that showed me how on original, what a fucking hack I was, I would
not, I would overpay for the mustard by a factor of two, and I would not speak for the rest
of the encounter.
Especially if they did that press the button number takes up, and then they just look
let it lay and then say, and that's just today.
Yeah. takes up and then they just look, let it lay and then say, and that's just today.
Yeah.
Oh!
There's so many good versions of this,
where you press the button when they made the catch-up joke
and then just on the ticker, it just adds 50 cents.
It adds 50 cents to your mustard total.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And it says, catch-up jokes are charged
for making me listen to your catch-up joke.
What if they were like, do you guys still catch up?
And you looked around really furatively,
and you're like, come with me.
And you let them into a back room,
and the whole time just seeing a locky,
multiple locks on everything,
until you bring them to a place,
and you like lift up a hidden compartment,
and you pull out a tiny bottle,
like one of those tiny glass bottles of ketchup,
you get like a room service, and you're like $1,000.
It's $1,000, it's ketchup. $1,000. Have you're like a thousand dollars. It's a thousand dollars.
A thousand dollars.
A thousand dollars.
Have you ever had...
You didn't get it for me.
Have you ever had mustard ketchup?
Have you ever even...
Oh, you want to go to the wind.
You want to go to the wind.
You want to go into the wing of illegal mustard.
Of illegal and forbidden mustard.
Now, so we would never... we wouldn't come with me.
Let me in 20.
Come on, come on quickly.
Quickly, you didn't get it here.
You have to eat it all in the room.
Don't leave the room with it.
You have to eat it all here.
Please, you're falling behind.
You must catch up.
Here's your crowbar.
Here's your crowbar in a flashlight.
Come with me.
Hey guys, I'm trying to hang with you here,
but I'm over here on the National
Monster Museum webpage and I just have a time to go.
I'm an astronaut, I'm a third museum.
It look like you don't have to let's I'll just share it with you so you can enjoy.
This is about the biggest building.
This is about their their educational program poop on you.
Oh, yes.
You dirty dogs.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Is this the owner of the mustard museum who appears twice on the trap?
There is this man.
If you haven't seen the paint, there is a man who's on every page of this website seven
times just taught just appearing about mustard.
He seems iconic, but I don't know where.
Okay, his name is Barry and he's,
I, he's got a love mustard.
I guess he probably likes mustard.
I was, I hope you like mustard man.
He's got a shirt that says squeeze the day,
carpet, a John on it.
That's fucking Barry.
Yeah, my man.
Good.
Lot of great mustard humor.
With more than 6,090 mustard from all 50 states and more than 70 countries
Get out of town. I mean that ain't nothing. It's a lot Justin
That ain't nothing. It's a lot of mustard. That's a lot of mustard. We got to get here guys. Yeah guys
What like why are we not why why we got to get there?
We got to get to the most.
We don't do enough cool shit.
I think it's a problem.
We don't have to do any more.
We just do shows.
Yeah, it's because of the Muscle Museum.
Like, I used to do cool things,
and then I got kids,
and I don't go to Muscle Museums anymore.
They don't tell you this when you're 40.
But you come on the, you hit the other side of 40,
and you look back at all the Muscle Museums
you could have been going to.
Ah, heartbreaking.
We had my son's 6th birthday party in a public park, a random old lady around 75, walked
up and made small talk as we set up a table full of snacks for our guest.
She was well dressed, friendly, and seemed to be alone for a walk.
Now or later in the middle of the party, she came back and started to grab handfuls of
the food we set up for the guests.
Brothers had our response when a kindly,
elderly stranger just walks up and starts taking food from my kids birthday party?
That's from grab and go in San Diego.
That's cool. Hey, listen, I don't, I'm going to just say this, my friend,
because this is like my gut reaction here.
I think you got played and you're going to have to just take the L. Yeah,
you make sure.
I'll talk with her. Yeah, you make some off of her.
Yeah, this lady walk up to you and she's like,
a stranger's just a friend, you haven't met yet.
What's up?
I'm Gloria.
I hope you have a hell of a good day.
Yeah.
And then she rolls back up and hour later,
it's like, it's fucking me, Gloria.
You know me.
Hey, one more time to see.
Oh shit, are these pigs in a blanket?
Yeah, man, I think she nailed it.
She made it work, she did her thing.
And listen, unless this is like, we're running low on snacks,
but even then she waited an hour.
She waited an hour.
She gave your cast plenty of time.
There's an alternate reality version of this question,
which is I'm at a park and there's people having a party
and I really wanna eat their pigs in the blanket.
Yeah.
How can I do it?
This is, this lady has just followed the exact playbook
we both given someone else.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour.
Give it an hour. Give it an hour. Give it cornice Doritos? This, wow, what a spread.
This reminds me, so recently,
BB was playing in like first grade soccer, right?
And it ended, and they had a pizza party at the park
where they normally practice.
And the coach had like written something about like,
oh, each kid, I noticed this and you were doing great.
And in the middle of this,
it's like, I would guess eight year old boy walks up. And it's like, while the coach is like reading off the notes of this is like, I would guess eight year old boy walks up
and just like, while the coach is like reading off
the notes he's read, boys just like,
Hey, I'm not a part of this,
but is it okay if I get some pizza in a drink?
And all the adults, one over by this young gentleman's
directness and honestly we're like,
yeah man, go for it, there's plenty.
So he grabs the pizza and stands there and proceeds to watch
the rest of this presentation.
So then fast forward, about 45 minutes.
It's time to go, you know, it's getting dark.
We tend to leave, I look over.
Some of the kids have started like playing around
a little bit of soccer, and one of the little girls
was like playing goli.
And out of nowhere, ball just flies right into the side
of her head, knocks her over feet.
I look over, it's the boy.
The boy is just a f-
You will just get to.
Yeah, dusted a child clean over feet
and he is standing there with a facial expression
beyond his ears.
The comprehension he is just,
and I'm like, oh, I see.
Yeah, you know what?
I blew it.
I'm gonna go, this isn't on me. Yeah, you know what? I blew it. I'm gonna go, this is on me.
The girl was fine, she was fine.
I have been thinking about it for about a month.
That's a core memory.
I don't know what island that builds and that boy's mind.
It's her to form like a very important personality trait
of his, he will never ask for food from anyone in public ever.
Like, he'll never do that.
He'll never touch a saw, maybe never touch a ball again.
Yes.
Entirely possible.
It's anti-Sports Island because of the murder I almost committed.
I just like seeing his facial accession rate of like,
I should have left after the pizza.
I pushed my luck with the pizza.
I was like, I shied at the doors.
If I, that's, see kids are so different.
If I had gotten up the fortitude to say,
let me hit that pizza real quick.
As soon as I had the slice on my hand,
it would be full on full tilt boogie sprint.
Oh wait, from that,
yeah, I said from this situation,
never see me again.
That kid's just gonna ruminate in the perfect crime.
Let's see how, hey, can I also have your car?
How far can I take this?
Can I also-
You're limits.
Can I kill your daughter?
Can I make her forget math?
I, on paper like the idea of every kids birthday party
should have a Randos 75 year old at it,
to share to impart some sort of wisdom or context at the
very least. But I don't think that that is going to hold the attention of my children
at all. Like at all. I think it's good and enriching for the most part, but unless that
75 year old has some really deep thoughts
about the new Pokemon DLC,
I don't think that it's gonna be a highlight of the party.
Well, I think, Griffin, I don't mean to critique
your parenting.
I think you're doing a great job overall,
but that sounds like you are maybe falling behind
and teaching your children an important lesson,
which is every elderly stranger is potentially a time
traveler from the future, come back to check on them.
That could be their daughter from the year 3000 or not daughter, but great, great granddaughter
come back to be like, I want to see my grandmother when she was young, right? Like so it could be anyone, anyone could be,
but also it could be a weird sex perfect.
So it's one of those two every time, every time.
Whenever a random old person complements me
or my children, I give them a second look to be like,
is that me?
Is that old me?
Okay.
You know what I mean?
You check on, that's something you check on.
Well, not, I don't go deep on the check, Justin,
but I give it a second.
Glance is that old me?
Yeah.
I wanna know.
Now see, more commonly my bigger fear
and much more frequent is it is an old person,
I didn't do a good job paying attention to old people
when I was a kid. I'm realizing this now because these people will roll up on me and they
will treat me like we are long lost friends and I did not clock them. If you have not
gotten with me after like let's call it 35. Yes. I probably didn't clock you. I am sorry.
You will have a look where I just wanna say like church guy.
Yeah, church guy is always the way I go to do.
Church guy from olden times.
So like olden times church guy.
You're proposing to our question askers
that maybe like Gloria and the six year old son
are old friends and like you don't know who it is
but your son's gonna see Gloria and be like, Gloria!
I knew Justin was gonna be-
Yeah, you were one of my,
you were one of my NICU nurses.
What's up, bud?
And now Justin is more speaking to the more common sort of thing
of just like not paying attention to old people
when you're not very young.
When you're a child and they're like,
they know you, right?
Cause I was, I mean,
you were cool.
Why wouldn't you pay attention to me as a kid?
You know, you made a big ball of energy and fun, like just like lift everybody's spirits,
like so energized. Funny, yeah. Funny, doing like a child-
I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried,
I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried,
I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, doing the church thing. It's a little awkward. So they didn't grow out of it like you did. It's like you go back to high school
and someone's still there.
It's like a great, okay.
Little embarrassed.
And they're like, I laid hands on you
with the rest of the Bible study class
to heal your eyesight and brain-free.
We did all the brain-free you,
so you should know me I so appreciate the prayers for sure
In good vibes. I'll take them. I don't know you. Yeah, I don't know you
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Yeah.
Where did you share this image, Justin?
I cannot see it.
Griffin just went, went rogue.
I went rogue and looked at,
I, sorry, just when you were describing all these things
I was like what could this possibly look like in orange and white stripes fear with chunks of fixings and
Beautiful playful ribbons of cranberry drizzlins all over it. What could that possibly be? It's that it's exactly that
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Wow. Wow.
Really, really fucking good.
Does that?
I mean, the problem is it's so good.
Yeah, sorry guys, sorry guys, but smash.
On this one, you're smashing it.
No, on this one, that's gonna be a smash.
You're gonna fuck that ice cream?
I'm gonna fuck it up.
I'm gonna fix this, okay.
Whether you want us, this is their, this, of course, they have to,
I like press releases that get defensive.
Oh, yeah.
Well, wait, now hold on.
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dessert of Thanksgiving.
Okay.
So what they're proposing, because this was going to be my next question about
deployment of this, right?
This would be you finished dinner,
and you're like, okay, dessert time,
and they're like, amazing.
I'm thinking pumpkin pie, I'm thinking some kind of roll.
Do you mean the already official dessert of Thanksgiving?
Yes.
And they're like, what did you make?
And you're like, haha, I didn't make anything, Debbie.
I bought some basketball robins ice cream.
Yes, it's like it's Thanksgiving, but it's ice cream.
We're gonna do Thanksgiving again
and it's an ice cream.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
This is called Thanksgiving Frozen Empire.
Yes.
And it's just like the Thanksgiving you know.
Yeah.
But it's cold.
We made it very cold.
Oh, I can't believe Griffin didn't laugh at that.
You know what? Do you know what? I'm scared that you didn't laugh at that. You know what? Do you know what?
I'm sick that you didn't laugh at that.
I was so fucking excited.
I'm sick that you didn't laugh about that.
I'm sick that you all are approaching this.
I feel like this segment is going to age so poorly.
I feel like this is like it's the early 1900s at Bumbam.
And we're like, do you hear about this guy? This is like it's the early 1900s at Mbumbam.
And we're like, do you hear about this guy? And he made stinky old bread.
And when you eat it, it makes you healthy, crazy.
Guys check the name.
It even sounds like penis illid.
Isn't that the fucking...
Hold on, I wouldn't have said that, Griffin.
And I would have stood by.
I know that's why I'm saying these things. I said that, Griffin. And I would have stood by him. I know that's why I'm saying these things.
I know us so well.
But I would have stood by it.
I would not have felt guilt about it.
I gotta tell you, Travis, this is the longest apology
I've ever heard for not laughing about.
Thanks for this.
It is weird.
You have characterized this as
Yucky Turkey ice cream.
I am a pur...
I am a pur...
Listen, I worked at TCB Y.
It's my first job.
Oh, he has a professor. I game fucking recognize game. I was a pur... Listen, I worked at TCB Y. It's my first job. Oh, he has a perfect...
I game fucking recognize game.
I was a flavor smith in that grand tradition, and I was trying to find it.
I was trying to find Shirley Fein mix cinnamon swirl with the cheesecake bites and put it
in a little milkshake.
I was experimenting.
I was out there on the fucking cutting edge.
This is... what is that?
This is the next step.
I'm granting you that.
What I'm talking about is a question of context, okay?
So here is the quote, let me give you the quote.
We continue to push the boundaries of flavor innovation
at Baskin Robbins.
And wanted to bring a unique scoop to the table
that deliciously encapsulates all the sweet
and savory flavors from your favorite Thanksgiving sides.
Along with the return of our iconic turkey cake, these offerings are a delicious and innovative
take on holiday favorites.
What I'm asking is about context.
I'm asking, do you eat a regular Thanksgiving meal? And then they bring out a frozen ice cream.
This is my question as well.
And then all the ice creams of the sides, you just ate.
Or is it, hey, it's November 3rd,
but I can't wait for a sneak preview of Thanksgiving food.
Can I get that at an ice cream to go?
Here's what they should have done.
The headline of this should have been,
whether you're a lazy uncle or the lazy friend,
where are we not?
You can just buy this and act like you've put some effort into it on Turkey Day.
It is not about the effort I cannot believe this episode began with a full-throated, exuberant celebration celebration of Willy Wonka and ends with just a vehement
opposed to his, what would be his vision for Thanksgiving?
If you had Thanksgiving with Willy Wonka, he'd be like, what's up,
everybody? I got something new for you.
That's going to really blow your load.
And then he would serve up this fucking mask around.
Right off.
It'll blow your dick, clean off your body.
Um, but what now?
That's right. Scorpp and you would throw it down
and it would look like this, like a child's dream.
And then it would taste like Thanksgiving.
And we would all be like, wow,
I had Thanksgiving in a whole new way.
They did taste.
What you're proposing Griffin.
Yeah.
Is that the ice cream turkey cake
and the turkey day fixes ice cream.
Replace the meal.
I wouldn't. I have to know if that's what you're suggesting, Griffin.
I would say if you rolled up to really walk this clockwork kitchen, it sat down at his
table to eat with him and his friends.
The Columbus.
There would be no bird served in the table safe for the frozen ice cream cake bird. And this incredible, omnicolored sphere.
This fucking Peter Pan hook food.
Yeah, this is the banger egg dessert.
This is the most beautiful scoop of food I've ever seen in my whole life, guys.
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The sides are the best parts so we've ruined them
Turkey Day Fixings has all the flavors we look forward to smushed all the fuck and then make cold as hell
We're excited to host our first friends get
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time with our friends over some extra special desserts.
Nothing guy of theirs people around the table quite like the
iconic turkey cake. And a dessert that will make anyone do a
double take.
It's a something non-traditional tradition.
Cool.
That doesn't mean anything.
Basket Robbins take on a roasted turkey
is made to look like it's fresh out of the oven
as it's filled with any food.
Imagine that the employee is like in the store
and they've showed you like it's an ice cream shaped
like an ice cream cake, shaped like a turkey
and then they want to describe it. See, no, you don't get it. It's made to look like it's an ice cream shaped, shaped like an ice cream cake, shaped like a turkey. And then they want to describe it.
See, no, you don't get it.
It's made to look like it's fresh out of the oven,
but it's filled with any flavor of delicious ice cream
you like, decorated with sugar cone legs
and covered in caramel, prolly and great glaze.
Pre-rooted ahead of time and relax.
Knowing this Thanksgiving, you'll have a turkey day,
full of yay.
And if you don't mind,
I want to watch you make it. And let me just throw this out there. Could you get the turkey cake
filled with turkey day fixings ice cream? But no, because I want to see that. That's good. No, it's not. I want to see see it. I wanna see that. I made it so good, Griffin.
We are talking, this turkey cake is clearly pop art.
The fucking all in one Thanksgiving fixings,
turkey day fixings, scoop is beautiful, abstract.
It's a Jackson Pollock of incredible autumnal flavor.
I wanna see that.
I don't wanna hide it inside of,
I'm sorry, a pretty garish representation of a dead bird.
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, y'all, thanks so much for listening to our program.
We hope you've enjoyed yourselves.
I certainly have fun.
Can I make a pretty big announcement?
Please do.
Yes.
Please.
I have been working for the last year to put together
an event that is going to be happening in May of 2024.
It is called Adventure Quest.
You can find all the details at theadventure.quest.
It's a weekend long immersive RPG experience
at Ravenwood Castle in Hawking Hills, Ohio.
We're gonna have some really fun guests there, including
if you know, out of way, Christina, Ariel, Paul, Foxcroft, and Sandi, Parique, and more to
come. We're going to be playing games, having fun. It's going to be super fun. I can't stress
enough to fun. Go to theadventure.quest for all the details. Tickets are going to be on sale
in December. Okay. I'm in. Tickets are going to be on sale in December.
Okay, I'm in.
I was trying to get tickets.
Okay, they're not up yet.
No, they're not on sale till December.
Also, candle nights.
Oh yeah.
We're doing virtual candle nights event.
Again, benefiting Harmony House.
It's our pre-taped spectacular featuring segments
from the family and special guests.
It's going to be airing December 16th at 9pm Eastern time tickets are only five dollars with the options to give more once again that goes to Harmony House. So please consider giving more. We've got an event exclusive poster also benefiting Harmony House designed by Zach Sterling.
And you can get your tickets now at bit.ly slash candle lights to zero to three.
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Thank you to Montaine for these right theme song. My life is better with you.
I like this song a lot.
And when I play it, it, it fills me up.
It is the only other thing that I, that makes me feel joy
other than my children and the Wonka trailer.
So thank you so much, Montaine.
That's going to do it for us for this week.
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