My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 687: Trunchbull on the Phone, Temple Guards Behind Me

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

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Do you prefer Professor Corn? Have you ever taught Corn? Is that? That's a good question. Is this a teaching- I'm the Legion Level hospital. My name's Justin McRoy. What's up, Trave Nation?

I'm your middle ages to brother, Trave is McRoy. What up? Wolf Wolf. Hi, Trave Nation. I'm Travis McRoy. What up? Wolf, Wolf. Hi, Travis Nation. I'm Griffin McRoy. Sorry. It's just me. All right, we have a big update here.

Which was late to recording. Yes. Due to a corn related scheduling conflict. Yeah. It was a scuttle. It was a, yeah, it was double booked, and that's not my fault. I had on my calendar, okay.

Okay. It's the kids Thanksgiving time, okay? And they're, wait, thanks a lot. So I think it their own Thanksgiving time. You make them do it earlier? It's the kids Thanksgiving time, and I, it's the kids Thanksgiving time. You make them do it earlier. It's the kids Thanksgiving time. And I, I, um, it's the kids Thanksgiving time. You said that and it makes less sense each time. Yeah.

I, they have a Thanksgiving feast. Where the kids in my, in my reminders, you can see that they're right there. It just says corn today. 9 30. Yeah'll say not a scavengers rain. Yeah, as a show I heard about that. I thought sounded good. So I put it on my to-do list. Oh, that's cool. I'm going to watch that. Yeah. I think it might be a fun segment on this show to just occasionally go through our notes

and to-do lists on our phone. It just look at the tragic orphaned tasks that have gone long by the wayside. I'm pretty sure I have shipped from 2017 on there. Yeah, but anyway, I had to make five. I didn't do good at the sign up. I would have loved to flex flex ass on those on those kids. Give them a baked good to delight them, but the Jamie was a little slow on the trigger and Vicki signed up for two different things. A VIII. It's not a contest, Vicki. It's not a contest, Vicki. You need to bring paper towels and cookies.

All right. Okay, a little suspect, but the only thing left for the J-Man was corn. And I had to make enough corn for 20 kids, which could be three cups. It could be infinity. I don't know how much. And I see you went with infinity because you. I settled on five pounds of corn. That's so much corn, Jayman, for these little lousy.

Well, so much, so much corn. I have those kids like corn. I also think five pounds. Justin, it was also, I would say unreasonable of the school to ask you to do that at 9.45 this morning. Yeah, when they knew you had your corn at 10. It says on there 9.45 this morning. Yeah, it's near the day you had your record at 10. Uh, it says on there 9.30. I just didn't think it would take so long

to make corn, corn is never taken me. Well, half hour. This is so much corn. Nice, my sweet. I think cooking five pounds of anything is going to take longer than cooking a normal, a normal amount of corn. Which takes longer to cook, five pounds of corn

or five pounds of feathers. Mm, think about it. Feathers cook wicked fucking fast. That's right. My secret, I had a little sugar in there. Why do you hate this? You have to bring out the sugar corn. That sugar corn?

Sugar corn? Yeah, man. Yeah, you get the frozen corn and then you melt some butter in there and then you put on some sugar about like half stick per pound and a tablespoon per pound. And the frozen corn really elevates. Those kids are going to go bananas. Jamie Oliver is going to have a coneption when he's going to go to the oven. He didn't die for this.

He didn't die for this. I didn't salt it because if you salt it too early, it'll dehydrate. So I asked Sid. I said, your mom is picking this up from our house and taking it to the feast. Can I just, you think it'd be all right to leave her like a baggy of kosher salt? And she very wisely said, that's not something you can send into the school with my mom around. You can't send a bag of what appear to be drugs. Absolutely no question. Drugs.

Yeah, uh, into the school with my mom. Yeah. So I didn't do that. That'd be a pretty brazen play. Soul shaker. Yeah, it would be, but like who's going to question it? Sometimes the broadest, the greatest crimes happened in broad daylight. Oceans 14.

Coming soon. Sorry. I know the strike is over. I could announce it. I'm oceans 14. Oh, I'm sorry. I know the strike is over. I can announce it. I'm all 14 of Danny's voice. Yeah. In oceans 14.

Huge. Huge. You guys can be in the movie too. I think it's heartbreaking. I mean, we're going to talk a lot about movies as we sort of course correct a bit here, but the Garfields coming. Garfields coming fast and strong and hard for you, it is Chris Pratt, the voice of men.

Chris, we voted and this he speaks for men. This is for all, this man speaks for all of us. No notes to everything he does, both in movies and in life. And we chose him to be the voice of men. It's on and off the court. Do you think Bill Murray had right of first refusal? I'd probably not, pal.

I don't think so. Chris Pratt got in there though. The voice of men, we have to have one man voice for movies and TV shows. You all know that if it's a man voice character, it's got to be Chris. We had this in video games for a long time with frickin' Nolan, North, and Troy Baker. Now it's in movies. It's Chris Pratt, the guy, the guy. I got you.

If I'm Ben Schwartz, I'm clanking in my boots. I'm looking over my shoulder left and right. Oh, they're gonna make another Sonic movie. I'm so excited. Wait, why am I just hearing about it now? Yeah. Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt. What on? Assonic, Amario.

Oh, there's a comment here, the top comment on the Garfield trailer. Can I read it? Because I took a screenshot of it on my phone. Yeah, please. Yeah, please. Please. From Spider Waffles 105 commented, Oh God, all I hear is Chris Pratt.

I don't hear Garfield. Do you think that they mean that that's the same? That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. are like all the time every day? I don't hear Garfield anymore. I can't hear him. I can't hear Garfield anymore. Honey, I can't hear Garfield.

Just in a turn of Garfield in my cans. I can't hear Garfield. I can't hear. Can I get some more part up the Garfield? Justin, I have to ask because you keep looking off camera. Are you continuing to cook five pounds of corn just off screen? Do you have a baby monitor set up on the corn? No, I said, no, this is a new innovation

in podcasting technology. This is great. Okay. I have two monitors now. So you know how I spend a lot of time while you guys are talking, moving my tabs around, trying to get everything set the way I like it.

Okay. Now I have two, so now I'm over here. I've got information. I've got data. Okay. I've got stocks, charts. The charts are the graphs. Real time timers, tickers.

Yeah, feedback. That's cool. Butt buttons, all the buttons here. Care. No, that's. Yeah, right for me. So yeah, it's two monitors. Don't, I'm not distracted.

I'm, this is working, this is working. So the work is all around you now. Is there a hop that's all around you? The corn was sugared corn on it. Also, you need to do that. That's, does sort of, okay. That's, you didn't keep a little free. You didn't shave a little off the top for a poppa?

The corn part of my day, it, oh, listen. Listen. Yeah. I'm not above a little cheeky taste. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. You know what I did? I got to scoop out with the spatula

and I did a little sprinkle roux on top. Just for me, like, sult by and I ate it and it was the- So you'll put sult on your corn. You can't do it right away, it's what Justice said. You got to deploy the sult right before consumption. Yeah, otherwise it dehydrates, sucks the air in the water. Yeah, dehydrate. If it's in a Tupperware container, there's no word for the hydration.

One person on this call out of three has just dealt with five pounds of corn. I don't think you can come to Justin to be like in my experience. When I cook five pounds of corn, I'll tell you how I do it. I don't remember the last time I cook corn. I certainly don't do it off of the cob. That's unique to me. I get it. I just say if you're taking corn to the Thanksgiving barbecue, don't salt it if you're bringing a lot.

However much that might be. Be it one pound, two, five, whatever. I have a new segment. I want to try out here. I want that. Oh, thrilling. Yeah. So you're on a hot streak travel thing. You're very much. I got to say, you know, it's been a while since there's been a real stinker in the mix. Okay. This is a little game show. I like to call separated by a common slang. Okay. Wow. I'm going to reach you guys some slang.

Okay. And you're going to tell me it's three different categories. First category is this Australian slang or Appalachian slang. Okay. What's the third category? Well, so there's Australian saying or Appalachian slang, German or Appalachian, Victorian or Appalachian.

Okay, this game is pretty confusing so far from being honest. You ready? Yeah. Okay. And I'm gonna read them all in an Appalachian accent to make it even more difficult. That's not fair.

Okay. Okay. These are the first three. Better than a ham sandwich. Shamp. Fair suck of the sauce bottle. Which of those three? One of them is Applatch and two are Australian.

Oh man. Okay. Can you give them to me one more time? Better than a ham sandwich. Shamp, fair suck of the sauce bottle. So I'm gonna say that, this is Australian, Justin's taking too long. It's not Appalachian, I would know these if they were. One of them is Appalachian.

One of them is, what is your comprehension today, Griffin? You gotta get with it. This is a fast cut. He didn't have, okay? His brain doesn't have corn. Now we're going on right now. Please cut him some slack. I had to activate every neuron I have up here to get all that corn done. Okay, I'm firing on all cylinders. All may just be too tired for this

game today, Trab. I'm not who's tired. I'm alive. I'm alive. I got so much corn upstairs. Nobody can bring me down. I'm gonna say Travis. Appalachian Australia, Australia. Okay. I think ham sandwich is the Appalachian ribbon. I agree with that answer. Incorrect. Better than a ham sandwich is Australian shamp.

And it means better than nothing. Shamp is a Appalachian for a haircut. If someone's hair is too long, a shamp is needed. And fair suck of the soft bottle is Australian, it means that they want to be treated fairly. Okay, I wish we had that. I wish we could claim that one. That's my favorite of those ones, obviously.

German or Appalachian. Okay, all right. If these are going to be in the German language, no, that's easy. I'm gonna say I'm once again in an Appalachian accent. Get the cow off the ice. You can steal horses with him. I don't chew my cabbage twice.

So the last one's German. German has to be must be. I think first two are appellation. Unless there's only one Appalachian. Calony ice. No, steel horse. No, Calony ice. Justice Appalachian.

I'm going to go steel horse. Incorrect. You can steal horses with him. Is a German slang for someone who is trustworthy? Get the cow off the ice is German for a ver- an imminent danger. And I don't chew my cabbage twice as apple-adchant for I don't repeat myself.

I knew it! You, you, you knew. You knew that we would hear cabbage and think Germany travels you. You knew the cabbage. I take cabbage all the world. I'm in your heads. Is that one last one? Victorian or apple-adchant? Victorian. I can't imagine, I can't imagine, I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. Bags of mystery. Whopper Ups. Splatterment. Whopper Ups is Appalachian. That's where I'm going to.

Incorrect. God, Bags of mystery. Bags of mystery is a Victorian slang for sausages. Whopper Ups is Victorian for inferior and noisy singers. And Splatterment is Appalachian for a mess or a fight. Wow. Wow. Okay. That was so much harder than I thought.

Very hard, very educational. Was it funny? Little light on the laughs, I will say. Not here. Here's my funny. Everybody listening. Use all of those in your daily life. You're welcome.

Oh, it's a, it's, so this is more of a value-ass. It was a black-dorking. Can I tell's a, it's, so this is more of a value-ass. It was a black door. Can I tell you? It was a back door play along at home. I just didn't want to brand it though. Travis Patrick and I made a... Travis, and after I complimented you to play Travis, it was a back door play along at home.

Listen, but play along at home is the worst thing you've ever made on this issue. That's why I didn't say it at the top, Griffin. Well, that's why I said it at the end. A rose by any other name,. Of Rose by any other name, a turd by any other name is still not pleasant to have in the podcast. That is unfortunate, Travis.

I feel you don't know how much hard work of your own labor. You have just unbalanced. No, I was feeling that I put myself too high on the pillar. I needed to take myself down a peg to rebuild. There was too much pressure on me. I had to throw a gamer too. Just to rebuild, underdog story, we're back in it.

Yeah, Trap Nations been getting a little complacent. They need to remember that it's not always great to be a part of Trap Nations. You need to remind them. They've got to stick with you through thick and thin. Yeah. It's the old Trap Nations slang. Sometimes it rains in Trap Nations.

That was Australian slang. the old Trab Nations Leng, sometimes it rains in Trab Nations. That was Australian slang. Well, Trab Nations legally owns Australia now. Can you believe they released that flip and Garfield trailer on a Monday? Unreal. Unreal. Yeah. It notoriously hates those. Yeah. Hey, I, um, inside out to is on its way out. You could guys notoriously hates those. Yeah. Hey, I'm inside out too, is on its way out.

You guys see the guy announced. Yeah. And there's new emotions, you know, in, cause of course, right? But I was thinking like what were, what are we doing? A second intro right now. This is just a question. It's a thought starter. You don't get to travel. You do not get to talk about the content of the show.

For what are some emotions that you would like to see represented in insight out to that you don't think have been given a fair shake? What are some feelings that you have had and who would you like to see play them? Okay. Because for me, here's what here's an emotion that I've never seen in those. Looking at the toilet paper roll holder and seeing that it's empty and deciding not to use the bathroom

because you don't wanna go get toilet paper. That's what I would play it. I've never seen what. I would play it. Who would play it? Hugh Laurie, right? I mean, it's got a, it's like very proper because you want it to be,

you don't want it to be somebody gross. Yeah, I mean, they got Patrick Stewart to play a big poop in the emoji movie. Also true. Great point, Griffin. Great point. I would like to see the feeling you have when you commit

to like going through a social event, and you're excited about it at the time, and then it's like three days later, and it's time to go to the social event, and you wish you would said no, but it's too late to back down as played by Connor Ratlev. That could be good. Oh, that's a good, that would be really good actually.

That tracks. Griff, do you have any emotions in your daily life? I would love to see all the other emotions, including the new ones, band together against tired, who would be sort of like the end of Akira sort of situation, just like, and I'm thinking Eric Stone Street, I think we get Eric Stone Street to play Tired, and they have to save, because in this one, the girl is now like 36 years old,

and Tired sort of negates all the other emotions. Right, and Tired wins at the end, I'm assuming. Yeah, is that, yeah. I would also love if we could add the passive observer just the sort of audience to all of these emotions and thoughts sort of invisible force that never changes is always present within you just sort of like watch and everybody else starts to get really uncomfortable once they realize the passive observer is but that this may be good for inside out three inside out three is just like all of them looking over their shoulders as just the Passive observer watches like I witness you yeah, like man this sucks What if inside out three they find the soul yeah, they like open the they open a door and it's like

Yeah, oh shit pure consciousness Tha! Yeah, oh, we got it. Oh, shit, pure consciousness. Whoa! What if they all been adored? It's the Holy Spirit. What? What?

Yes, Riley, welcome to me in last year, and I've just been kicking around. Yes, cool. Also, I just have thrown it out, regret as voiced by Chris Pratt. Just to get him in there. Okay. Regret is Chris Pratt.

In this adult inside out, I think that the emotion horny does roll up, but then the door to the Holy Spirit opens and he just like pops out and blasts it with his hands. He burns it away. Until it disappears. And he's like, my work here is done. That would be sick.

That would be sick. That would be sick. Yeah, that would be sick. But before I leave, let me teach you how to juggle so that you may spread my word. Yeah, inside out, three is not yet announced. So, but I will be. But trademark, I guess TM on that, if they do it.

So this is an advice show. Yeah, one question. When I was about 12 years old, my best friend recorded my voicemail greeting on my cell phone by introducing herself as my secretary and offering to take a message for me. I am now in my late 20s and will be graduating from veterinary school soon. I still have the same voice mail greeting and people now often acknowledge my secretary and the voice mail they leave as I'm becoming a more of a real adult

and airing my professional career. Do I need to change my voice mail? Yes. I'm misleading people into believing that I'm more important than I actually am by pretending I have a secretary. of a real adult and airing my professional career, do I need to change my voicemail? Yes. By misleading people into believing that I'm more important than I actually am by pretending I have a secretary. If I don't have to change my voicemail now,

at what age do I need to change it? That's from just call back later in California. Sorry. You'd think when people who don't know you hear this voicemail, their first thought is like, oh, I guess they have a secretary and not, why do they have a child secretary? Why do they have a 12 year old secretary?

How is that even allowed? That's fucking wild. Now, if you call me a grown man, a professional business owner, you call me and you're here, hi there. Uh, Mr. McWoy can't come to the, actually that's pretty. That would be pretty cool actually it would be funny

Do you guys have a voicemails? Do you have a voice? I don't know Justin. I this is what I'm saying. I've never thought about my years. I have no idea I certainly haven't listened to any of my voice Hey guys call hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey you too, this is everyone on earth. If I call someone and I hear a voice mail message, it kind of freaks me out. Yeah. I'm always expecting to hear that. And when I don't hear that, I get really upset

for no reason at all. I mean, I was a member that they might be trying to fan club like 10 years ago and they did personalized voice mail greetings for everybody. I have that somewhere in my hard drive. We can do that now, how do you do it? It's such a wall garden. I don't know how to get back on here.

We could record voicemail messages for people to you. Like if we wanted to do some soundbites right now, that people could go out of this. Oh, that's huge. Oh, okay. That's gonna get us a lot of traction. Maybe we can sell it on the iTunes store for eight months. Yeah, let me try one. Okay. Wait, gonna get us a lot of traction. Maybe we can sell it on the iTunes store for you guys. Yeah, let me try one.

Okay. Wait, can we? No. Okay. Okay, let me try one. What? Let me try one. Not if we give him a way for free here.

I feel very confident to say that. I do feel that that would make it tough. But let's do it anyway. I mean, I think we should do it anyway. Okay. Because who's gonna take the time? Yeah. Hey there, it's me, Mr. Doug Secretary.

You were calling me. Don't say a name, don't say a name. Okay. Hey, it's me, you're calling a very important business man secretary. That's me, the secretary, he's dead now. You're not gonna be able to get a name. It's wild to have your name. I'm not your name.

I'm not your name. But you need to have first and last Travis. Okay, I have to do a lot of these. Okay. Hey, this is Mark Cuban secretary. You're calling Mark Cuban, but he's so busy right now with business meetings and shark tanks and whatnot. So he can't come to the phone, leave the message.

Just, if you're gifted, you keep interrupting me. Sorry. It's never gonna get a clean I wasn't expecting to phone from this character. Well, that's what makes her unique Okay, one more time please sure sure. Yes, please Okay Hey, you're calling Lauren Michaels. This is his secretary. Lauren's really busy interviewing new comedians and auditioning people and hanging out with Will Ferrell. He can't come to the phone right now because he's so busy. But if you want audition or whatever, just leave a message after the beep. Love you. Thank you. Thank you for letting me see that one.

Okay. Okay. Can I do one one please? Yes, sure, please. Oh, oh, oh, thanks for calling Santa. Yes, I have a real phone number. And now that you know it, you can ask me for one wish that I am legally required to grant. Leave your wish at the beep. That's very good. That was good.

And then, yeah, I mean, like Santa has a phone number. That's cool. It's nice to, it's cool. And you would hear that and be like, oh shit, I must have misdialled, but the good news is, but now I have Santa's phone number. And doing so, I've gotten Santa Claus' phone number.

And I have one wish. Yeah, and here it is. Griffin, do you have one? But you have, like, if, but you have to think fast, right? Yeah, right? You're not gonna have time to plan it. Like the beep is coming. Hi, this is Griffin McRoy from Podcast.

I don't know who you're trying to call right now. They didn't answer. It's outrageous that you didn't text them. They're probably not going to listen to this. They're definitely not gonna return your call because if you had the ability to text them, you would have done so. And if not, you're probably trying to get money from them for something.

So I guess you can leave a message here. I'm telling you they're not going to hear it. Just shoot them a text. I promise you, they will get back. They always, always, always get back to me. I love you. Wow, I did not expect it to close to the end. Yeah, that one's just for you.

Don't put that part. Yeah, I'd clip it before that. Oh, wait, wait, I got one more. I got one more, I want to do that. Yeah, sure one's just free. Don't put that part. Yeah, I'd clip it before that. Oh, wait, I got one more. I got one more, I want to do it. Yeah, sure. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Oh, oh, this is awkward. Yeah, this is the CIA.

We've been monitoring this user's phone. I don't know how the wires got crossed. We're gonna have to monitor your phone now too. If you could leave a message with like all your personal data. Agent Moses, what are you doing? Uh, nothing, sir. Nothing, sir. I'm so sorry about this. Uh, you're gonna wanna change that.

Are you crank calling again, Agent Moses? No, of course not, sir. Okay, I'm sorry about all this. I love you. Bye. Give me your gun and your badge. What, no, you can't do this, sir. This is all I have. Keep putting, I'll keep putting, I love you in there.

Isn't that interesting? I don't know why that keeps- There's just not enough love in the world. Yeah, we're just trying to spread it around. Try this one. Hey. Hello. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.

That's it, that's all. Oh, I thought, okay, that was it. How about another question? Me and my girlfriend have been going to the gym for five months now and sometimes I'm at the beach. Sorry, bench. With her spotting me, I occasionally ask for her a quick pep talk to push through the set.

Probably she's really bad at giving me improv pep talks. She always gives me the same, an inspiring talk every time she responses the question. Do you guys have any advice on how she could give better pep talks at the gym? That's from Totally Swole and San Francisco and you've obviously come to the exact right. Yeah. Yep. I mean, you could just recreate the scene from Matilda when that kid eats the whole cake. Like that's pretty inspiring for me. And if you just want to like chant like eat the cake, eat the cake. That's

great. That's good. Well, that's not, I mean, that is part of why that boy succeeded. The other part was having the trunche bowl there to as sort of the force chasing him. You need a fee, you need a fear in addition to an encouragement. What kind of fear drives you to get your splats that aren't serious, right? When I'm at Orange City Theory getting my splat points, I have a, you know what it is?

The lock screen on my phone is the Trunchball. Oh! Yeah, so if I look down at the Trunchball and see her and think about how she wants to put me in the chokey or to me at the window, by my big tails, I'm like, I see the Trunchball on my phone and I'm like, I'm gonna splat! Yeah, that's, they make you yell that at orange theory.

That loud? Yeah, I'm gonna splat. I got 30 splat points earlier this week. My voice was hoarse by the end of the session. Whoa, Griffith, Griffith, what about an imagined point system that your partner can like bring out when you're having trouble getting through a set like, come on, you're almost to great, you're almost in the green energy zone. If you just keep pumping like that, you're

gonna get a thousand points. Look, I'm looking at the meter over here. It's like you're about to level up. You're about to fill your whole broccoli zone and then your ice cream zone will open up. If you fill the broccoli zone, it's just like that. Oh my God, the blade of embers. You're about to earn the blade of embers. That's true. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yeah, then you have to have something there. It could be a postcard with a picture of a sword or a real sword or whatever. Something, but you do have to produce something. But I feel like if there was, of postcard with a picture of a sword or a real sword or whatever. But you do have to produce something, but I feel like if there was, I mean, I just have inventing orange theory again, but you can just make up point.

It's like for a green theory or whatever. There's a few issues with orange theory. I would say the main one for me is that they call their measurement system for how good your exercising splat points. That's a problem for you. That's my main issue with them is that they call their measurement system for how good your exercising splat points. And that's a problem for you. That's my main issue with them is that they went ahead and they called those splat points. I think that in the orange,

it makes me think so hard of 1990s Nickelodeon television. Yeah, the way it's splat. And it's orange. No, they knew what they were doing. 90s kids remember this get fucking jerked. And I will also- Let's see those temple guards get me now. Yeah.

If, well hold on, that's a better idea than the idea I was having. It's a gym that is just the fucking, and if, legends of the hidden temple that you have to get through. Do you have any idea how hard I would splat? If I had truncheball on the phone, and the temple guards behind me? Yeah.

I would be, I would leap, I would smash through the wall like the cool lady, man. So heavy would be my splats. If it was me, I know that all the person encouraging me to do is say, like, whoa, no one's ever bench press like this before. You're doing it the best anyone's ever done it.

Like everybody was talking about it earlier of what a good job you're doing. Yeah, and I'm the end. We're so proud of you. And even if I know they're lying, I'm still gonna feel boosted by about 20%. Now, yeah, absolutely. Experience points would be dope

if you could level up by doing exercise. But then when I level up, I would expect a certain incremental increase in my power or speed or or some kind of unlock web, you know, where it's just like, now you have this skill. If I could work out so hard that I get better at cooking, that would be amazing.

I would work out so hard that I could do magic now. Yes, please. I'm trying to learn French, but I can't get the license for it until I get level five weight lifting. You know that's a prerequisite. What you want to buy this armor? You're level three. Get out of here.

Get out of here. You might want to have a conversation with your partner. Grouse. A very respectful, but private conversation about whether or not they would be comfortable if you are struggling to finish a set if they would be comfortable calling you a little bitch baby. That's never brought someone pleasure. Now would become friable, calling you a little bitch baby, that's never brought someone pleasure.

Now that's interesting. And that's a little bitch baby that's never pleased anyone. Yeah. That might be effective, who couldn't lift anything, can't support me, can't support the weights, a little nothing man, who can't even,

who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as me. Right. Just like different things that, like that. Real, real, trunchable stuff. Real, real, as me. Right. Just like different things that, like that. Real, real, truncheful stuff. Real, trust look. Yeah. Now you will need, I think, a version of your partner that is like maybe in all white

with a halo who's like, don't you say that about my ultimate warrior? They're a big, powerful bear. They could do this, right? And so you find that kind of, that might even, now you say that. I might even ruin it. Yeah. You know, because maybe you just want the, maybe you just want the one part of it

that's like, you're a weak little cuck nuffie. Yeah, yeah. I wish I could ground you with dirt. But what if you don't want top part and you just want like, well, you're a Superman and you're so powerful looking at your big muscles, you're a Greek god. That's, I mean, that would be,

that would work for some folks. It would be in a lot of situations. Listen, I'm just saying, right now they'd probably rude what's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get, just call you a little trash, nothing, dirt abs. No. Okay.

Now listen, but not like you're basically starting to just want your male valkery, like you're not sobbing for, like, corgulese and sobbling with the shame. Yeah. When ex, when, when made to exercise, one is either motivated by the trunch bowl or the Miss Honey, but no one is both.

No one. No one's ever like, you know what, I love, hey guys, I've had this fantasy go for a while now. If I could hook up with trunch while I'm inside of the same talk, I will just the very idea of it. The relating, it's gross. That's Travis, you made it gross with that. You made it gross and ruined the joke.

Maybe one after the other then. Thank you. But Travis, I feel compelled to ask which first? I will hang up on the call. Let's go to the money zone. Let's go to my zone. Let's go to my zone. Here we go Listen You hear that you know that is also yeah Yeah, what is it Jeff your business is humming Yeah, but I'm worried that it's this is falling behind a little bit because it's I've not really know what I'm doing Yeah, obviously Justin you're like a business baby But you know you're everything's doing manual your people all 26 of them are doing manual work

And it takes forever to close your books It's like pulling teeth and if that sounds like Justin it's been a problem Justin if that sounds like you you should get to those three numbers 36,000 25 One okay 36,000 what that's the number of businesses which have upgraded to net sweep by Oracle Okay, it's the number one you said some other numbers. Oh yeah, but there's more coming. Hold on. Nesbyt is the number one cloud financial system, street line accounting and financial management, inventory HR and more.

Now I also said 25. That's the age you need to be in a car, but it's also the age that Nesbyt turns this year. So Nesbyt wants you to know that they'll be able to rent a car. No problem. They don't need their dad there or anything. Because that's 25 years of helping.

No big deal, they're 25, that's right. They're trusted. Because that's 25 years of helping businesses do more with less, closer books and days, not weeks and drive down costs. And one, Justin, one, one, that's what we all are. We're one. Wow, Travis.

That's cool, man. But also, Travis. That's cool, man. But also your business. That's cool, man. Also, the copy says, your business is one of a kind. So you get custom. Mine is. Yeah. How can we be one of a kind if we're all one, though?

Because we're all one of a kind. Okay. If you think about it, like kindness, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got you. I got you. One of a kind. Thank you. So you can customize solution for all your KPIs. What the fuck is a KPI? It stands for KPI.

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No, it's none of that. They don't want that. They want is the Aura frame. You can set up a Aura frame very, very easy. You can set it up before you even give it to somebody which is fantastic. You set it up, you get it on their Wi-Fi and then you can send them like photo.

First of all, you preload with a bunch of photos. You can also send them photos like wirelessly, something happens and you wanna send it along. You just shoot it on over, no big deal. We have one set up in our living room, and as soon as we get home from like an outing with the girls, we immediately just send pictures to the aura from the thing we just did.

And my favorite thing about it is dot, who is just about four years old, look any picture that is like younger, baby or younger, she goes, is that me when I was younger? And I love it so much every time. Very good. Yeah, they are fantastic.

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Yeah. No problem problem solved. They love pictures of things that have already happened. They love that. Grandma's grandpa's. That's true. Don't like pictures of the future. That will confuse them and freak them out.

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Okay. Where's this data coming in? I shared it in Riverside. Riverside, okay. This is coming in hot off the presses. Nations giant hamburgers has pies for the holidays. Nations giant hamburgers has pies. Listen, we've been warning you guys about AI for years and nobody's listens.

Yeah, this is the kind of heat that AI is bringing. I'm now I'm on board. The stealing art and stuff and repurposing it and trying to make every person redundant. I don't like that. But if AI wants to come at me and be like, Nations giant hamburgers has pies for the holidays. I'll be like, that's whimsical as fuck, Cyberman. I don't know what it means. These are reading of that that makes it sound like sentient giant hamburgers are enjoying pies for the holidays. Yeah. You have your rights, try these things.

It seems like. Yeah, hamburgers, it's called pies. We love them. I think giant hamburgers wrote this headline. Taco Bell has a subscription to Nacho fries. Just, why? It's it's it's it's it's subscribe to Nacho fries. Yeah, absolutely. We're talking about 14 and a month. Is it monthly or annually? Well, it is a subscription pass for Nacho fries.

It's good for 30 days. Hold on. That's my very good subscription. Is that? Are there hold on? Hold on. It'll be good. What do you think this deal looks like, Gryphon? What does the subscription and nacho fries look like in your world? What do you say? It's anything less than every day for 30 days. I get to come into any Taco Bell I want and lose myself and a pleasure. And the music at the moment. Do you mean by this do you mean one order of fries? No, I'm imagining a sort of queso erotic dream scavenger that I dive into headlong.

Well, you get one order of fries and then it's $10 a month for that. For 10 bucks a month, you can get subscription to not to fries. So one a day, one a day, well, not one fry at one order. Well, yeah. That one order fries per day. So 30 orders of fries. Yeah. Okay. We're committed to pushing the boundaries of convenience and innovation for our biggest fans our loyalty members The nacho fries lovers pass is just one example of how we're leveraging digital technology to enhance their experience The nacho fries lovers pass nations giant hamburgers has pies Nations lovers pies hamburgers Nations lovers pies lovers hamburgers pies lovers hamburgers not show pass

Eventually just gonna be like calories calories calories need calories for organism life life Life for life case. Oh life fast more human fuel $10 of human fuel case. So our dedication to our fans and killing them. Sorry wait. I'm just read our our dedication to our fans and killing them. Sorry, wait, I'm just red. Our dedication to killing our, our dedication to our fans and an innovative customer experience continues to be a driving force bit. You know, you happen to hope once said that death

would be the ultimate innovative customer experience. This is not even the headline today, guys. It's not even the headline because, guys. It's not even the headline, because the headline today is Arby's is celebrating Good Burger 2 with an exclusive meal in March. Hell yeah. Arby's though. I'm known for their burgers. Yeah. How many emails were ignored to get to Arby's? Yeah, right. It's not that. It's that Arby's is desperate to be recognized for burgers. They're desperate for this. They they they need it. They need this. Yeah. I'm gonna give you a shout to Goodburger. Yes, this is what I'm saying. I'm I guarantee you Arby's is like,

we are not appreciated in this game. We have got to make our voices, we have got to make our voices heard. And we've got to have the Good Burger promotional meal. They're teaming with Paramount Plus to celebrate the release of Good Burger 2 by introducing a one-of-a-kind meal that enthusiasts of the long-awaited sequel are sure to recognize. I mean, damning with fate praise for sure. Like, I recognize this. The Diver of the Team meal. It's a hamburger, I get it.

It is an app where we starting, yeah. To the marketing team here. Trying to advertise me with a hamburger meal by placing a what appears to be sentient hamburger with eyes above it. I did. I did watch him. Yeah.

Yeah. So saying, Hey, do you want to eat my brother? Like I don't know if that's the right way to go. Guys, if you can't see this image there, the exact same burger is just one has two eyes and is looking right into your soul. Yeah. Barrowing. Uh, so this is a, uh, uh, the Arby's Deluxe Wagyu Steakhouse Burger features an American Wagyu blended burger

with American cheese shredded lettuce, you know, stuff, stuff. It's the, what if each Arby's burger costs $25 to make and they charged like $3 for it and like, it's a loss leader, but we got to get people to eat these burgers. This, tell me if this trips you guys up. The Wagyu Steakhouse Burger is a blend of 51% Wagyu and 49% ground beef. That is a recipe that sounds legally mandated to. Definitely. There's no way.

A hundred percent right. A little nugget, beef nugget by beef nugget like 49 50 51 whoo Perfect is it most delicious and what we need to be able to legally call it the wagyu Say 53 oh fuck I got distracted hold on let me pick some of that out Perfect They talk about how the movies coming out on November 22nd Mm-hmm, which we can finally save you and it feels so good to finally be able to mention that.

Yeah. It's available. There's also some merch. There's a gray, Kunex sweatshirt, and a black t-shirt, each with unique designs. That's an O.R.B. It's a gray, you say. We guys check out Arby's shop.com

and let me know if those are sold out. I'm just trying to work right now. I'm just already open. Paramount Brown, Paramount Brand Studios is thrilled to collaborate with Arby's to bring home of the Good Burger to life through a multi-faceted campaign that will immerse fans in the iconic world of Good Burger too. It's something from Paramount. Now, interesting.

I said, I'm sorry to interrupt breaking news. The Arby's Good Burger 2 crew next sweatshirt is not sold out, but does only go up to XL. Traff, all I'm going to say to you right now is that Chris, this is just around the corner. I say shirts. I'm sorry. These shirts suck shit, my man. Now, listen, I have bought a good amount like Mike Let's call it is basically stitch fix and our bees. I'm doing some clicking Justin don't you worry there's some

I got a log in It's not easy You already have a pre-existing Okay, they won't even let me check out as a guest. It's our bees. It's our bees. What do they need? Travis, if you can like position the screen

so that my face ID will unlock it at Arby Shop. I have a premium plat of express members. They don't make Justin do captures at Arbyshop.com. They, they don't make me pay. They just, it's like the one time that Troy Brown came in the best buy I worked at. We're just like, whatever CDs you want, man, just go for it. Do you think, you know when they made this partnership,

Arby's trying to get in the room with good burger producers and we're like, can you just thin the beef in your film a little bit? If you could make just a little bit. Film so much thinner. When you say it's 55% while you, that's really messing with us. If you could just bump that down a bit.

And really just shave the beef instead of squishing it into the circle shape that you all seem to love so much. It makes us want to barf. We love the thin beef so much around here. It's better than I went. Dang it. There's a pop-up event right now while we're recording this. I mean exactly right now at a John's Creek Arby's location that's transforming it into a good burger. Whoa. Day.

That there's going to be recognizable decor throughout. Okay. That's a nine and a half hour drive from me. If I leave right now, I think I can get there before they close. It goes till seven, I'm sorry. Damn it, I'm sorry, Graf. If I drive really fucking super fast and dangerous, then I can get there right away. I wish I could get there, I wish. There is a world in which I'm there.

Close your eyes, Jeff. Just close your eyes. You're already there. That's right. Take a look around. Look under your chair, Juice. There's a good, there's a good burger there waiting for you. There's also a picture of my face on the wall. Do not let this man in. He expects everything from free. He's such a hot shot. He never brings money. The web guys love him, but they're here in the brick and mortar. We can't stand this fucking dude. Okay, great.

Whoa. Did you get that one? Another question? No, we're doing things a bit out of order, but I've forgotten that I have a wizard, a quick one. It's, it was sent in by Brennan. Thank you. Brennan Lee Mulligan?

I knew you were going to find that. Oh my gosh. No. What a gift. Just a different Brinnon. And it's how to contact your guardian angel. Oh, please. It's the title of it is four ways to contact your guardian angel.

Which is awesome, because like, there's fact that there's more than one way to contact your guardian angel is like pretty sick, honestly. Yeah. That guardian angels are that like, receptive and available to us. And I don't know, I would take it the other way, Griffin,

because if there's only one way, all you need is one way. Four sounds more like, well, if you can't get me this way, try this way. And like, it sounds like there's more of an excuse why you couldn't get them. I left you a voice saying, I'll never check those.

No, unfortunately, read more about Guardian Angels to strengthen your connection. If you're listening at home, you can skip this step. This qualifies as that. Yeah. Your grades up. Keep your grades up as step zero. Of course, you will need to do that in order to have the kind of time you need to read more about Guardian Angels to strengthen your connection. There's a wealth of knowledge in websites online and in books at your local library. Even though many religions believe in guardian angels, they hold very different opinions about their nature. But again, there are four. Correct.

There's four correct ways. So there's lots of different religions out there that are like, here's how you can hit up your personal guardian angel to get to do stuff for you. But only four of them are right. Wait, number one, but friend, a baseball team full of losers. Right? That's one way that you can do it. One way. And then they'll just show up.

Talk to your parents. If you're very young and not sure which religion your family belongs to, ask your parents for help. Ask them what they believe. Tell them about your attempts at contacting your guardian angel and make sure that they are fine with you doing that. I mean, yeah. That is it.

Yeah, absolutely. Like I want to be there, right? Like I want to be able to. It's going to protect from like demons posing as guardian angels. Huge. Which is rampant, especially around Halloween. You guys know what I'm talking about. I do know what you're talking about.

I'd be, check your kids candy. Check your kids candy. They're being insane. There's demons inside of the bit of honey's. I will also say one time my baseball team was losing the Halloween tournament and Christopher Lloyd showed up and was like, hey kid, need some help.

And I was like, yeah, please Christopher Lloyd. He was like, okay. And then horns came out. And he got a pitchfork and he stabbed the other team to death. They did win though, your team won. We won, we took home the cup that year, it was huge. But is that part of his nature? I didn't know that he had that duality.

It was in false law. It was in false law. It was in false law. It was Christopher Lloyd, but we had a K. I've heard about it. You must not worship false law. It was in false law. It was in false law. It was Christopher Lloyd, but it was a K. I've heard about it. You must not worship false lawids. I've heard of this happening. So I'm glad.

Consult a religious leader. Good news, my dad's a pastor. So I already did that. Thank you. Thank you so much for the help. So preparing to contact your guardian angel. Yes, please. Identify your guardian angel. Before you try to contact your angel, make Yes, please. Identify your guardian angel.

Before you try to contact your angel, make sure that you know who your angel is and why your angel special powers are. Wait, how do I do that if I haven't contacted them yet? Yeah, I know, right? There needs to be a sort of pokedex and then we can go through one by one and be like, yeah, St. Christopher,

St. Jeremy, St. Bill, and then you, like a cup moves. And you're like, okay, Saint Bill. Got it. It says here that your powers is, you make it so that my windows get less dirty. That's not fair. You can talk to turtles. How does that, let's see how that applies.

To identify your guardian angel, watch for signs. Pay attention to names and symbols that come up a lot. For example, like Travis. Yeah, I see Travis everywhere Yeah, for example if you notice that the name Michael keeps coming up then your guardian angel might be Michael. Hey, that's a Huge that is a five star Triple S level pull if you get out of the guardian angel gotcha machine Fucking the guardian angel got to machine, fucking the arc angel. You got arc angel, that's like the hollow charizard of arc angels.

That's huge. A huge. That should be, it should be the other, Mike. You should have, there's probably other ones, right? It's like John from multiple. It's a my go. That's what you get. Yeah, you get, no, I'm a different, Mike, oh, sorry.

Stupid. Yeah, I think if you're going through and you say, you know, St. Robert and a cut moves you should be able to like step back from it and like wait and see if maybe tomorrow when you try you could get a better angel. I don't think that that's unreasonable. That seems, can I say that that seems rude? That seems rude.

I try to get a better pole thought. But you only get one angel. You know what I mean? Right. And I get that, fully get that. That is my favorite scene in its wonderful life where Clarence shows up and he's like, Oh, this guy kind of sucks shit. You know what I'm saying?

There ain't no way. Hey, God, heaven, can you possibly send me a better angel? This guy's a real piece of bird. My, my, I love, that's my favorite Christmas movie. They won't be the old prospector. That's two, my, I love that's my favorite Christmas movie. They want it. The old prospector who that's to deal with his, his 18 shitty kids. You may also choose an angel to contact based on that angel's associations. For example, Raphael is associated with healing and protection for travelers and pizza.

So you may want to contact him if you've been dealing with illness if you're planning a trip. Okay. So you can kind of go hunting. You can go angel hunting, yeah, I get it. Yeah, you can pick the one that is a good, can you swap? Is that mentioned? Can you trade them in? You have to find another person to trade angels with.

There's not. Oh, so it is exactly like Pokemon. Yeah, you need a cord to connect your angels. I think angels, yeah, and then you can like transfer. Yeah, some people think of their deceased loved ones of their guardian angels. For example, you might identify a grandparent with whom you were close as your guardian angel.

Do they have powers? I don't think so. So can they see me all the time? I don't, that's another huge issue for me. Do I, does this, is there a special box I can buy? If I paint my office door red and put a red door knob on it, does that mean that my grandparent guardian angel can't come in and see what's missing. Is there a fair-a-day cage that I can masturbate inside?

St. Michael Angelos jerking at fair-a-day cage. Here. Hi, I'm influencer Travis MacGray. St. Michael Angelos jerking at Faraday Cage. Here. Hi, I'm influencer Travis McGrath. Let me tell you my experience with the masturbation Faraday Cage. New from OXA. Angel.

So nosy, but OXA's got a solution. The OXA Good Grip's line is getting bigger with this. The far away Faraday Cage. There's, I mean, there's's learn a special prayer is on here. Many people use special prayers to help them make contact with their angels. Like, you can use prayers you can learn and use when you contact your angel.

Okay. If your angel is not well known, you may want to consider writing your own prayer to that angel. You can write a prayer by using the basic structure. Bop, bop, bop. If you had to lay down, if you had to lay down, if you had to lay down a special prayer right now to your girl in angel, how would it go?

Do you think? Mm. I mean, which angel am I trying to hit up? Let's go with, oh yeah, let's just stick to like the class. You're trying to get Gabriel in there, you know? Oh, I mean, Gabriel, you gotta go class it. He loves the hits. So like, as I walk through trying to get Gabriel in there, you know? Oh, I mean, Gabriel, you got to go class it. He loves the hits. So like, as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. Yeah. Because I've been blasting a laugh in so long that even my mama thinks that my mind is gone. And by that point, he will be like, what do you need? Here's a sort of light. Yeah. That would be, that would be sort of my style, I think. Do you think that there's a way,

like if you try to do a prayer like that, but you miss pronounce the angel's name and a different angel shows up? Is there a prayer to banish the angel? Yeah. Oh no, Gabrielle. I mean, you're great, but no, I can't leave until I finish what you asked for.

Ooh, okay, you get inside this circle. I'm gonna light a candle. Yeah, they'll be weird about it. I'm gonna make some salt shapes. This is a hobby of mine for art. Don't worry about it. Designate a time to contact your angel. I'm gonna say 421.

Yeah, keep looking at great time for me. My third eye will be very receptive to angelic activity at 421. Say no more. Say no more. For example, you might start or end each day with five minutes of prayer and meditation near your altar. Oh, did I skip that? I mean, you didn't alter. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm an altar? My bad. This may shed some light on what you need to talk to your parents about this. Create an alter. Yeah, creating an alter might help you to contact your guardian angel by desert. Is that why you left it out? It's just like, yeah, I want to give them sure. Couldn't hurt.

Couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt. Contact your guardian angel by designating a space for spiritual energy to create an alter, set aside a small space such as a bookshelf top of a dresser, place a cloth of, I almost don't want to outline this in case someone burns their fucking house down and be like, I'm from Wiki, how through Mbim, bam through Griffin,

and I'm like, okay, they don't know I know this hack. Angels love battery powered candles. They are into them, it works better. And for years, centuries, they're like, I can't fucking wait till we get to battery operating candles. You guys gotta see this. Sometimes it's got a little plastic,

like a little fire on top that moves around. Yeah. And a couple of years, you guys are gonna love this. They were counting down to the invention of those candles. Oh, I bet. I bet there's stokes. Some people like to include photos, food, herbs,

crystals, incense and water as part of their alters. Think about an object that reminds you of your guardian angel. Okay. I guess I just was kind of trying, during my childhood, that crystals are of the devil. So I guess I'm just confused there. This is sounding a little bit like maybe this craft. This article is written by a woman named Lucy Fur. You know what I'm possibly? It's entirely possible that Lucy did that one.

Yeah, I don't remember a lot from our extro, our pretty religious upbringing in the Southern Baptist tradition, but I'm pretty sure homemade alter work was discouraged. Yeah, frownable. I'm pretty sure homemade altar work was discouraged. Yeah, frowns. Frowns up only. Mainly for the mess. The mess is bad.

Yeah. The mess is bad. I'm thinking about the mess. My kids have left with the sultry I agreed to and I'm not happy about it. And they're using a bomb of bed bath to be on candles. You know what I'm saying? Those things aren't cheap.

I got the three wicklands. You know how sensitive it is? I'm not made of three wick candles. You smell how since that is? I'm not made of three-wit candles. You smell like a beach house in here, and I love it. But those are summertime candles, and this is autumn, guys. Get it together. Can we use it to crisp apple pie?

Let's skip ahead a little bit. The angels in the room now. Oh, okay. Greet your angel. And your mind say hello to your angel. Thank your angel for watching over you. Then let your angel know about any problems that are bothering you and ask your angel. And your mind say hello to your angel. Thank your angel for watching over you. Then let your angel know about any problems that are bothering you and ask your angel for guidance.

If you have learned or prepared a prayer, then take a moment to recite the prayer. You can do this in your head or say the prayer out loud. Okay, our angel's telepathic. We need to figure that out. If they are, why the fuck did I build an altar? Yeah, that's a good point. I could just picture an altar in my mind palace.

Yeah, this true. I call my, my palace my angel cage, because I trapped one in there. Oh boy. Yeah, I got all sorts of angels in here. And I'm about to tell you all about it at length. About my many angels. Step six, listen for your angels reply.

Any sign that your angel is there will most likely be subtle. about my mini-angels. Step six, listen for your angels reply. Any sign that your angel is there will most likely be subtle. You'll be great, but you're like, fucking saint, and dear Gabriel, hello, are you there? Yeah, dude! What's up?

Well, well, well, my parents are gonna find out. And that's how I got my guardian angel. Now I'm TGIF. Do you have any more of those spicy corn triangles that like I have to read us just please you have to fucking keep it quiet okay I'm gonna do some skateboards tricks down the stairs no Gabriel no Gabriel please don't too late already grinding for Christ You see the Christ there before but never like this. Whoa.

Yeah, I prayed to be the coolest kid in school and I couldn't have done it without you, Gabriel. Well, I'm glad. Now I gotta go back to heaven. What? Oh, right. You're an angel. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I've been here five years there.

Yeah. Gabriel, sometimes I feel like you just come here for the spicy corn trick. And then to do a trick on my, on my banister and then you are gone without really giving any help to me or my softball team. And if you could stop Flurdy with my mom, I'd really, it's making my time Lincoln uncomfortable because like he's not gonna say anything.

You're an angel and he's trying to be cool about it. But like, come on man, time. He doesn't appreciate it. It is round off. Hey, thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We hope you really liked it. And you're like, this is funny. No, no, it's good stuff.

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