My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 690: Freewheeling Josh Types

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

It took some time to compile, but it’s finally here: our Wonka gift guide. Share this extensive line of movie tie-in merchandise with your family and friends. Things like Wolf Blitzer Buddy Comedy, tiny truck nuts, and Noodle. Suggested talking points: Tell Hugh if His Face is in the Movie, All Interpretations of Noodle are Valid, Grumpus McElroy, Big Package for the Little Package, The Mind is Not an Immortal Machine, Josh Outta HellHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, there's three! It's the start of something beautiful. A small quaintant has blossomed, it's wrapping into a precious pension. I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like

It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you, it's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with two. I like you. I like you. It's better with you. Hello everybody, welcome to my brother's birthday. He's an advisor for the Modren era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McRoy. What's up, Travnation? Wolf, Wolf, it's me. Your middle-aged brother, Travis McRoy. Hala. Hey, Travnation, Griffin here checking in. We're doing good. What's wrong?

Whoa, Griff, what's wrong? Just checking in with TravNation, want them to know. I'm a little under the weather, but like, I don't want TravNation to worry about me. Do you know what I mean? Like, I would know for like this. They don't, almost by the definition, it's right in the name.

Our hearts and minds, our thoughts and prayers are pretty locked into whatever I'm doing at the moment. Right. That's what I'm saying. But thank you. Thank you. I don't even want to run the risk of pulling a few thoughts and or prayers away from

travel nation because I know it's those people would be extradicated if that happens. Okay. You don't have to worry about it. Okay. Great. Well, then no worries. Hey, Trevnation, I'm doing great. Don't worry about me. Yeah. Sometimes I worry we're gonna have a conversation at some point in the next few years where we're like,

let's just call the show, Trevination. Yeah. Like, we just need to call it Trevination. Face the Trevination. It's still a good not to call it. Why do you think it would take so long to get to that conversation? Yeah, that's a long, the naming of the year ceremony

is just around the corner, Justin. You need to watch your fucking ass. Yeah. It's gonna be the naming of the show. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, this is an advice show and a travel, a travel, a travel, a show, please. No, okay, this is, I'm putting the line up to be drawn here. This is an advice show. And my advice to you is that you have got to go see this fucking movie.

We're making one. Gotta see Wonka. We are making up for lost time because we sadly heartbreakingly were not allowed to promote the film. Willie Wonka due to the callous actions of friend Drescher and her own absolutely not that narrative. You are. You are.

This is hard. I have gotten more voicemails from friend Dresher in the last six months. That's so bad. Then I ever thought possible. And each one is like, I get, I get fucking excited. Fran Tresher's voices on my phone. This is a fucking great day. And I ask you guys, just a, so, so, TravelNation showed up.

Are you D-R- No, we're talking about walking. You know, you felt the energy of that though, right? You've been doing podcasts enough to know that that was a lead in. Yeah, we're doing walk-a-walk-a-walk-a. We're talking walk-a-walk-a a lead in to a state. We're doing walk, we're talking walk, we're talking walk. Okay, okay. We're gonna walk the walk. So, Travis Nation showed up, I was going through the question,

let's Travis Nation showed up. And it struck me, is this level of brand integration with a movie, a normal level and we've just never noticed it? Or are people just like, like, Juanca's gonna be the next Jurassic Park. Wankas gonna be the next, like Jurassic Park. Wankas gonna be the next Star Wars. Like, it's, I thought you were talking about how closely we've associated our brand with Wanka

because everyone wrote it. That was intentional and well-founded. Okay. And unfortunately free. And I paid. We should have mentioned, I see a lot of these other brand partnerships, and it seems like they're making bank off of wonky publicity.

My theory is that we as a nation and a world were so excited about Wonka, but the Calisthenes of Frandrish and her crannies, Cronies kept it, not her crannies. She has no crannies. Cronies kept us from talking about. No, Holly would have lead. They pay extra to get all their crannies removed. Yeah, sure, sure.

Do you guys just want to say here? I want to say a huge thank you to Cassandra Sarah and the Wonka watch podcast, which does exist. And since 2021, they have been looking at it. Yeah, must have been tight times. I hope they're not in SAG. Be rough. So we're just gonna go through,

my goal on this show is to talk about all of the Willy Wonka cross promotions that are around. You must stop saying his first name. The film is not called Willy Wonka. That's a terrible name for a movie. Yeah, you're right. It's just called Wonka.

It's just Wonka. So we're in the Willy. This is why this is a prequel Justin. Right, it's just called one. It's just wonka. He hasn't heard the willy. This is why this is a prequel Justin. That's kind of a willy wonka. Okay, don't look at this. Okay. Look at these. Let's check them out.

This Timothy Chalamane designed Nike Dunk Wonka what is only five pairs, but that's not gonna keep me Wow Wow, so when you say Timothy Shalamey designed these you mean Timothy Shalamey also Manufactured these shoes These tennis shoes look like they were made by Timothy Shalame These tennis shoes look like they were made by Timothy Shalameh using some primitive shoe making technology. Timothy, we love you to design these. I mean, I'm not a very good drawer, so I'll draw them, and then somebody else will like finish it, right?

Oh, yeah, definitely Tim. We wouldn't put your rough draft on a shoe. Oh, thank God, okay, great. He designed his, Shalameh designed his own Nike dunks. I definitely never thought I would get to be able to say I got to design a Nike shoe let alone a dunk That's a real quote from Mr. Shalame. It's like any pair of dunks I've ever seen said Shalame. I should know I've ever seen said shallime I should know I Don't like any part of it. I'm sorry. I've ever seen and I thought they totally mailed it That's a timidly shallime in an interview with complex talking about his dunks. They're real-life low pixel count

Yeah, that's a great issues look like they were designed to be seen on the SNES How do I get these shoes and And wear them every day, please. You only have five pairs. Next, I only need one. I only need one of these five pairs shoes. Well, good. Converse has you. They are celebrating Wonka with an expansive collab.

Got some sick ass Chuck Taylors with all the Wonka quotes, I guess. I mean, the Wonka aesthetics Taylors, with all the wonka quotes, I guess. I mean, the wonka aesthetics that you crave. I would say I could justify the existence of two of these designs. A third one with a stretch. The fourth one. We need to explain these numbers, meaning that one of them is just solid gold.

One of them is just a solid gold shoe. We love this. Yes. And one is, looks like the Wankabar label. And one is a purpley sort of Wanka thing. And one is brown on brown. Yeah. One's brown on brown, but that's probably chocolate.

No, I get that Justin, but out of contact. Who does look like a chocolate shoe? Can I have one chocolate shoe and one golden shoe, please? Oh, yeah, yeah. You can. You can with Mr. Shalamet's incredible dream. Next up, I thank you, Converse, with this Waka collab. God, next up. Next up, just notice how many tabs you have opened, my friend.

Yeah, bud. Enjoy it. Now we got the Wonka merch. There it is. Let's get a fish. Look at that. There is that pop. There's the pop I've been waiting for.

Mm-hmm. There's the Funko pop I've waited to see. Is that Funko Tim? Give me that. There is that pup. There's the pop I've been waiting for. There's the Funko pop I've waited to see. That Funko Tim, give me that. Hey person who designed it. I'm, I'm listening. You probably have done great work and you probably do good stuff outside of this. Yeah, orange wonka shirt. That's just orange with just big wonka on the front. That's not doing much for me. Yeah, that's how you show your brand. That's how you, are you gonna, are you trying to rep or not? You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's fair. Are you trying to rep Timothy? And his incredible work, there is a slugworth hoodie. Yes, shit, there's a Wanka in the new Wanka. Sounds like it. Spoilers. There is a premium poster. There is not a bad poster, which is weird.

It seems like it's unnecessary to distinguish. On my budget, I can only afford the bad poster. I'm getting that broad nose t-shirt. Can I just say the fickle-grubber shirt is sick as hell. You just scrolled past a picture of Gene Wilder and I was like, who the fuck is this guy? You think he's this guy? These dirty ass.

I don't want those dirty, cheap, wilder shirts. Get that chitty. And back on the casino slot machines right below. What am I, a mummy? I don't want to do you. Do you gene wilder pants? Do you all want to see the ugliest one, I think? Yeah.

This is a lunch fly. Lunch fly, AMC exclusive, wonka top hat crossbody bag that looks like wonka's incredible hat, but it is a purse and it is. It looks like a bear. I'm so curious. It looks like a bear. Well, it looks like a hat, but it doesn't look like a person.

That is so important. It actually looks like because of the AMC crossover, it could be a great popcorn bucket. Yeah. Yes, they have, oh, they're definitely doing the popcorn buckets. Don't worry about it. Oh, what's happening over at Bloomingdale? So this is, this is the, the carousel at Bloomingdale presents a Wonka pop up shop with a lot of fucking Wonka pop up shop.

Here's a dress of about Wonga. I think that's a dress about Wonganka. I think that's a dress about Wanka. Yeah, that's for sure. If I saw that dress in the wild, I'd see that and immediately think that person loves Wanka. That's just sort of a gold sort of sequin dress, but it screams Wanka to me.

This sort of a lavender power suit. And sorry, it was a black power suit. And then there's like a lavender. I don't know anything about clothes, but it's a purple suit of Wonka. Then we got some candy charms. All beautiful. And there's a pop-up shop that you can go discover fun surprises.

So, I like fun surprises. I'm not hiding. It's probably not not hiding. Don't get excited. Nothing might be hidden. They should know. I want to decorate my nails with the power of will. We wonka, luckily, China glaze has me

with their entire collection. They've got all the looks for the dreamers, pure imagination, noodle, total, totally taffy, wonka, secret recipe. Noodle is, here's what's hard. Noodle is a character in the movie, but you don't know that because it's not out and you have not seen it. Okay.

They are still selling a blue nail polish called noodle. Paws, paws, paws, guys. Look, okay. I'm going to read the first line of the two colors on either side of noodle and then I'm going to read noodle for the dreamers. Believe in the magic of your dreams pure imagination into a world of imagination Noodle win dreams go dark What whoa what the fight does noodle do wait one of these nail polishes is called the poison that kills Willie Wonka

Wait till you see the flick guys. It's wild noodle poisons willy Wonka Oh, they've got some nail Willie Wonka. Oh, and they've got some nail art. Also, Wonka, you got a rep. You got a rep. You got a rep. You got a rep. The Wonka color does say the most legendary Wonka story ever told or something like a littering ode to the greatest Wonka story ever gold ever gold. Hey, hey, who ever wrote that? No. No. No, I don't think so. Also, you know that this is a prequel based on a book that's been around forever. You can't be like this one. This way. Sorry, moving on in our wonka gift guide to something for those is a little more pocket money to spend. We've got the Willie Wonka, it is called the Willy Wonka,

and there's gotta be a legal reason for this, but it's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory X Fossil. Cool. Yeah. If you actually, in future London, future anthropologists are going to slam a hammer down on some city sidewalk and unearthed fossils from a chocolate factory, just children who did bad things,

and then were frozen in an amber-like syrup. I think some of these, I think some of these didn't go for it, the license I mean. They didn't want Shalamay's blessing, right? These are very explicitly not about Mr. Shalamay. Yeah. This is about Gene Wilde.

But anyway, the, the, the, the, the, I would say the watch on the right, Justin, is a gold watch. Yeah. Yes. It didn't go for it at all with that one. We're going to, we moved over to where you can actually buy it. So you guys will see if I actually buy it. I won't, there is a, oh, God, though, though, look at, look at that wallpaper watch. It's got the fruit wallpaper on a watch. That's only $200.

Look at the Willy Wonka's signature ring. Get the Willy Wonka's signature ring. Sign all of your waxy letters. That's what this is. That's what this is. Look at this. Look at this chunky clutch. That's it.

Look at this. That's a horrible chunky clutch. That's a total You can get this at the level of chunky clutch. $300. I worry this is unlistenable. Well, let's move on. We're almost done. Wait, excuse me. It's not the keychain that had a noticeable mispron on it. What? Where they misspelled of for UG OG on the on one of the keychains.

Oh, no. There was a mispr on the in the language. This is really offensive, but it is Willy Wonka chocolate toothpaste. Good from high smile. I think that Mr. Wonka I had read that is his mile. What you said makes a lot more sense, Justin. Yeah. Yeah. That there is a chocolate toothpaste that seems vulgar. I mean, I don't know how to say Johnny Depp won't be dead. Johnny Depp won't be dead. Uh, who is Christopher Lee would hate that.

Now I he was a guest. Yeah, yeah, he was a dentist. That's not canonical. Lastly, this is the best. And I do want to think, and I know every movie has to do that. I do this. Probably I get it. But the presence of this for your consideration, wonka page is fantastic, because they want you to start. If you're an Oscars voter, they want you to start thinking now about Timothy Shalamet as best actor.

And maybe while you're there, and this is gonna sound wild, we know you're not gutta, but we will suggest to you that Rowan Adkins had would be a great nominee for the best supporting, imagine the words coming out of fucking, I don't know, who won best supporting actress last year. That would be who is presenting. But they're saying, uh, and Best Supporting Actor, Rowan Adkinson for Wanka, for Wanka. And I feel

like they put this page out as more of a dare. It's sort of like, well, they'll give it to him, Justin, but it will be because of the snub of man versus B. Yeah. Where they're like, we, yeah, we couldn't give up. It's all politics, man. They have a lot to make up for. Now, here is the question that I've been building to. Do you guys know that this is a musical? What? What, sorry?

Guys, we have just looked at every, we have seen as far as I can tell, every promotional item based on the film, he wonka post just wonka just in Jesus Christ wonka just wonka Did you know that the movie wonka is a musical huh or have you fallen for WB's incredible trap months long Years long trap of hiding the fact that this is indeed a music now hold on You're not talking about like there's one or two song like because in the gene wilder one He's saying you spear imagination and like a sorbit and a thing and who bloopers and like I mean, I count that as a musical. It's a movie musical. There's musical numbers in the movie

Yeah, we're doing musical numbers. This is a musical. There's musical numbers in the movie. Yeah, we're doing musical numbers. Hmm. This is a musical. There's a best original song. nomination possibility here for now, they've only put up one of their songs. So that's worrying a little bit. I guess I wish they had a bit more confidence in their songs and said all of them should be. Hey, wait, hold on. Hey, hold on. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Yeah. The best original song here performed by Timothy Schalemint is titled A World of Your Own. Is that song a prequel song to a world of pure imagination? Oh, that's awesome.

Perhaps. Perhaps. I wonder if they don't give. I'll find it later. Hugh Grant the nomination for his cover of Who Let The Dogs Out That He Performs for four and a half minutes in Wonka as his beloved character noodle.

Um, you know, um, uh, it's better. Uh, it's, it's, it's very rare that people get, uh, nominations, uh, for roles that they have said publicly, they did not enjoy playing. But if, um, if, if you grant does get the nomination for the role of which he said, uh, the rig was like a crown of thorns, very uncomfortable. I made a big fuss about it. I couldn't have hated the whole thing war. Uh, and he was, this is says here, Grant went on to explain that throughout filming, he was never sure whether he was supposed to act with his whole body or just his face.

What? That's okay, who's best director? Who's not in for best director? Because you should tell Hugh Graham, which part of his body he's acting in. Tell Hugh what's in the movie. Tell Hugh in his face is in it or his whole body, please. And my, can you, am I even in this scene?

What, um, just kidding, the director was over like, no, no, watch this. He moves, I swear to God, he moves his ass. And there's no reason for him to do that. He shakes his little took it. Wiggly is a Tushy nonstop, you see. He didn't need to, no, no. What the, was the Tushy waving too much in that one?

No, it's perfect. Great, great, great, great. Watch this, this watch this he's getting a plate from craft services watches huge this part in the movie Oh, he dropped his hot dog. That's so good. I could do that. What you grant has never eaten one hot dog No, he only ever eat what I did was like he's an efficient man here is Here is a quote from Hugh Grant. What I did with my body was terrible, and it's all been replaced by an animator. What I did with my body, this is the body that was in Notting Hill.

Think about it. The same body that was in Notting Hill kissing Julia Roberts. I did horrible things to it. So bad, I had to be replaced. Like a crown of thorns. Like a crown of thorns. They were rooting through my performance, like airplane wreckage.

Trying to find the one usable black box of my face that is usable. Hey, you, this is all on record. Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, this is all on record. So this is my Oscar win, even more inspiring. Does that mean we're putting an asterisk up next to Hugh Grant's new debut in this film

because it's a compute. You're seeing a nude. That's actually the one part of it and where they just kind of had an untouched film. Untouched. Uncolored corrected. Didn't shrink him. Yeah. Didn't shrink it. It's a great time. For like six frames of the movie. He's in a T-pose. Is he a great, is he a T-pose? Really one, cause like, well, there's our own weather chocolate float and it's just in the background, you just see. Oh, and he's that. You see six frames of huge grand T-pose

and nude in the back. Tyler Gerdon added the movie together. And then Timothy Shalam is like, in our special chocolate, wait, wait, wait, excuse me. You've shattered, you've shattered your little tiny cage I had you in. How did that? Not too much noise.

Did you really turn your lights off just by laughing at the joke too hard? I think I was slapping the bottom of the thing I activated my clapper. No, it happens. You have a clapper. It happens. Yeah. Okay. No, it happens. You have a clapper. It happens.

Yeah. Okay. You jealous? No. Do you also just get into your office wearing your helis and you kick them off and throw it on the clapper and you get where you record? No, I just, I don't like the light on and sometimes like if I don't need it. Okay.

So when I don't need it, so the one I do need it again, yeah. There's a three clap outlet, but I haven't used that yet. No, God no. Well, it looks like the two clap outlets giving you maybe a little bit of trouble there. There.

Various. Now you're embarrassed. This is an advice show. Obviously. And my advice, hey guys, actually, can I say one question of it? Mm-hmm. Are we gonna have to go see the best?

Yes. That is right. Okay, there's no way out of that, right? We will have to see. We can't wait for it to come to streaming too. I feel like we've written a big check here. We might have been trying to sing, even though in three different cities,

sitting up on a show time where we can all watch it together. Yeah. I would love if people did some costume screening and sent us some pictures. I would love to see your wonka look. Yeah. I go in as a group, you know what I mean? Yeah, but not too big a group because people get pretty nervous about that.

After all the minions, the shenanigans. I would also, I would encourage you to not cosplay as Wanka or a character you've seen in the previews. But try to take a shot in the dark. Like I'm cosplaying as a character, I think we'll be in the movie. Yeah. Take your best guess at Noodle. Yeah.

This is what I think is my interpretation. All interpretations of Noodle are valid. Correct. But again, to invite you. Let's help somebody. I am in a secret Santa exchange with my three brothers. Whoa, what? Weird. Wait, does that mean there's four brothers total?

Four siblings, that's weird. That's weird. That's weird. Right? There's no middle. Where's the middle? There's two middles, it's weird. Do you guys think Grumpus wrote this question?

Our fourth brother, Grumpus? No way. Grumpus doesn Wrote this question. Our fourth brother, Grumpus. No way. Grumpus doesn't have a phone or computer. I got the items on my brother's wish list just barely under the price limit and added truck nuts to the order as a surprise. However, I did not carefully read the item description

and ordered tiny truck nuts for an RC car. Cool. The best option. Should I keep the tiny nuts in a drawer and never speak of them? Do I give them the tiny nuts in a drawer and never speak of them? Do I give them the tiny nuts? Are you out of your fucking mind? Do I break the secret law of secret Santa priceless

and buy the full size truck nuts? Brothers, please help. That's from conflicted in Cleveland. PS, he does not drive a truck. This is a gag gift. I will remind everyone and I've said it in every fucking episode. You do not need to drive a truck to This is a gag gift. I will remind everyone and I've said it in every fucking episode. You do not need to drive a truck to enjoy truck. And also even if they had a truck, it's still a gag gift. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, us bond, right? This is not an investment. This is I.

It is and my brothers will back me up here. So hard to do funny stuff. Every day we are out there, um, fucking grinding it out right now. You're seeing us working, trying to say funny things for you to listen to and laugh and enjoy you. Do dear listener, have done something very funny. You've done something incredibly fun. Without even trying, you were doing something funny and you accidentally did something even funnier than the five thing you were doing. Yeah, I would say you were doing something fun. And then you went ahead and added that in. Why? Right at the end there. You made it funny at the end. You, if someone said, if I opened a little package from one of my brothers,

like a jewelry box, just a little. Like a jewelry box with a little pair of testicles in it and I reach in for the testicles and they slam it close on my hand like a pretty woman. Oh my God. That would be, that's really, you've done something so funny. Why are you trying to hide your light under a bushel here?

What will you do when you hand your brother the tiny truck nuts and he says, but I sold my tiny RC car to buy you some of my tiny leaner. It's really funny and if they say, what is this? You say, well, I tried to get you truck nuts, but instead I got little RC car nuts and I gave those to you anyway. There's no way of doing this that isn't funny. You can't overexplain this joke.

It kicks ass. So they're not in moment where you were purchasing these truck nuts and thought, this is a fucking great deal. I thought truck nuts would be way more expensive than this. This is so cheap for what I'm getting. So far, yeah. I don't see that there's a problem here.

You didn't even know that these hilarious small nuts existed. And now you have them. Get this off of our desk. Why are you wasting our time with us? You can do a package. You can do a little package, a little package, and you just put a lot of fluff in there. Big package for the little package!

Oh my God. Perfect. Everything's about it so funny, you don't have a problem. Yes. Ugh, this is gonna be such a delight for everybody around the tree too, you know what I mean? Can you buy these in bulk for like a really confusing like bachelor at party?

Or is this like let's have some fun tonight? Here's just balls. We focus too much on dick theme stuff. Too many, but there's too many shaft-based lollipops or straws or what have you other novelty items? Why not just just the the testicles as celebration of bananza? Yeah, yeah. It's not all about the top part. The bottom part is special too in the eyes of God. Sometimes you gotta get the pimps involved.

You know what I mean? Fun. That's right. I don't even know what you don't know. I don't even like talking about these gross things. Can I do a yahu? Try not to. Can I do a yahu? Try not to. Can I do a yahu?

By which I mean a. What? A wizard. Yeah, sure. Once you can. This is the lowest score I've ever seen on one of these articles. It's 20% success rate on this one. So please take everything about the same.

Now, do you think that that means 20% of the people who have read it have been helped? Or everybody who reads it gets 20% better? There's 27 co-authors on this one and everyone put up real bricks. It Graham sent this one and I should say, thanks, Graham. It's how to write wolf fiction. Wolves are majestic creatures and writing about them is fun and rewarding. But if you like many live in the city, then non-wolf fiction is harder than wolf fiction. What?

Hold on. If you like, How do you figure? Live in the city. Non-wolf fiction is harder than wolf fiction. To find? I don't know. Many are daunted by the prospect of writing novels,

especially when it's their first time. You could also write poems or short stories, but either way, keep in mind that writing wolf fiction is easy despite how difficult. Oh, I see. I think they're saying, hey, are you worried about the stress of writing a whole novel? Don't worry. Writing a wolf novel is easier than writing a different kind of novel. Yeah. Okay. So it could be like chapter one. they just finished taping the situation room. Wolf Blitzer gets out his silenced Walter P. K. Pistol

and goes to work for the country. Or maybe he's more like, like, ah, Jimmy the Wolf had just finished another successful hunt with his brothers and sisters, but he dreamed of being a tiger. And it's about like him, the fantasy of the wolf. Something along those lines. He used to be, I wish I was an eagle

thought Jimmy and I were that one. Yeah, that's cool. If I were to like a spy story about Wolf Blitzer, like where he's like an action hero, do you think I can trouble for that? If at the beginning I'm like, Link, you know what I mean? I think it's a lie. Well, you know what I was like. All you know, it wasn't like, all this is true.

Link, is it complimentary? I mean, he does some stuff that- He does some thing. He does some stuff for his country, that- Is it all justified? They don't start calling you the hyena because not the wolf, just it, not the wolf. You know what's wild?

No one on earth has ever had the thought wolf blitzers a pretty fucking badass name because they know who wolf blitzer is. No one looks at wolf blitzers and is like, that's a certified badass right there. But the name wolf blitzer is fucking strong. No, but see the series Blitzer is fucking strong. See, the series is called the hyena.

Yeah, yeah. And it's about, and like, if someone's like, well, get Wolf Blitzer, he's like, you don't know me like that. Yeah, I go by the height. You know what I mean? You would love Wolf Blitzer. He's a real nice guy. The hyena.

No, no, no. He comes a laughing at him. A kind of an unhinged wolf you see and so what I'm saying is well look at the whiteboard I've written down a full explanation here sorry why are you bringing up wolves I don't understand my name is wolf blitzer I am the hyena that's my name it's on my personal yeah security card that has nothing to do with the situation, not the hyena. And this is my friend, the situation.

This is his room. His room. He lets you use it for my TV show. This is the wolf din, okay? Good. That's the situation's room. Yeah. This is the laugh factory.

This is where the hyena lives. You understand? I feel like this is pretty straightforward. This is not that hard hard guys. It's simple By day I am a reporter Right is wolf blitz right But that is a boring name so my code name is the hyena code name is hyena rush you get right hyena rush I kill people for the government and i

live with the situation you understand that right i report on the government but that's separate that's there's no conflict of interest now you have highlighted the central drama in my life and that is that just because i have a kick ass name i still have to change it when I'm working undercover. I can't be wolf blitz or the secret. He's a... He's crazy, right? People know who I am.

And yes, wolf blitz or and the hyena both live with the situation. He knows both of me. I wish I could be wolf blitz or the secret agent, but then I'd have to change the real name. And we've got a bunch of branding already going on over here. I can't hate that. Okay, so, okay, let's talk about that.

Let me start over. The hyena has a goatee. Okay. I also have a goatee, but that's where the similarities in. Because that is a different, I do not own his crimes. I actually think of myself as sinless

because every dark thing I've ever done has been the hyena. Wolf Blitzer has never sinned never that's the situation yeah Josh you ever notice how you never see wove blitzer and the hyena in the same room I don't know what you're talking about sorry did you introduce a Josh prior to this

or is Josh just new that was in the studio punts I was can we they gotta get hey guys listen this fucking this fucking buddy comedy on the situation wolf blitzer or the haina is just too boring We got to spice it up. Can we get a Josh type in there?

Kind of a freewheeling Josh type we could get Josh Hudson sin perfect The every man. Do you think he hides his identity from the situation? At first, I think he tries to. But I think by like, travel the third one, it comes out. Okay. Oh, can we save it for the sixth one? I'm actually running a little light on ideas for that. We can choose it.

We can choose Wolf Blitzer. We got to ask Joe, like, they've got lawyers, right? If I could write a light. You can write anything. You can write anything. You can write anything. You can write anything. And if you wanna write wolf fiction,

here's some helpful tips. In the step one, research wolves, actual, real wolves. Start with researching real life wolves and not with researching others' wolf fiction. And not in a zoo. Those are different animals. You gotta get out there and experience wolves. Hey, wolves in a zoo are basically cool dogs.

All right, let's call it what it is. You gotta get out there, you gotta live with them. You gotta breathe with them, you gotta dance with them. Yeah, take notes. The mind is forgetful. Take notes of small things, which may easily slip your mind or which simply caught your interest. Wait, is this still about wolf vision or? Yeah, I thought Griffin was just being very introspective and sombre.

Keep your grades up. Keep your grades up. The mind is not an immortal machine. You have to write down everything you learn about wolves in this life. It's weird when you can tell when they shift shifted to a different one of the 27 authors. Yeah, it's true, every step. Okay, research humans opinions on wolves. Wolves have long lived alongside humans and they reside in some really old tales.

Wolves have come to represent a wide array of things in various cultures today. A lot of people hate wolves to the extent of wanting the species extinct and others seriously love them. Find out why. It does, are there people who are like, how much wolves were extinct?

Yeah, there's the animators. Griffin, Disney animators go out of their way to have wolves attack people. They do it in frozen. They do it in beauty and the bee. They fuck a hate wolves. Yeah. Sorry, what was the name of that movie?

Beauty and the Bee. Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast. beauty and the beat. They fuck a hate wolf. Yeah. Sorry, what was the name of that movie? Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast. Booty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast. I heard Booty and the Beast. Yeah. Okay, I'll say it on the beat. Okay.

Secret life of a beast. Okay, that's all the beast stuff. Go ahead. Man versus be. Okay. That's it. Read about mythology's containing wolves. That sounds too hard.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Listen to opinions. Here what the wolf lovers have to say. Here what the wolf haters have to say. How is that different from the previous step of learning about human opinions of wolves? You listen to them. Here what the wolf lovers have to say, Travis,

in fact, the fact that you jumped on that so fast makes me think that you skipped this step entirely. Here, be present. Be here now and here what the wolf lovers have to and here, what the Wolf lovers have to say. Here with the Wolf haters. I love wolves. I hate wolves. Good.

Good. That's good. That's a dialogue. We can move from that. Now, we'll prove by credit. Okay, now wait, hold on, I'm gonna zone in on that. Shut up, Wolf like this. What happened?

Now, research wolf fiction. Read pieces of wolf fiction that varies much as possible. Read Jack London's classics, White Fang, and the Call of the Wild. Technically, the latter is a dog centered book, but it is a great example of K-9 fiction. So you could read Call of the Wild, but just escalate all the dog stuff up one rung

of the sort of evolutionary life. I'm sorry, listen, Griffin, I'm sorry, but was there not a previous set that said, don't research other people's dog fiction? Well, not until you've learned about wolves and listen to all the people who say, I wish wolves were extinct and all the people who say, I like wolves, I wish there were more wolves.

Then shouldn't this have been, don't research other people's wolf fiction? Yeah, you're not ready for that. There's been too much for you right now. Can I be honest, guys? I'm mistalking about Wolf Blitz or a lot. I feel like it was funnier than the content of the article so far.

Yeah. So if we- Josh brought it down. That's it. I mean, it's not too late for us to cut Josh. I think Josh sank it. I think Josh sank it for sure. We can re-cast Josh.

We put Josh Hutchinson in there, but I'm willing to put a different Josh in there. I think Josh dies. I think Josh dies. And then we have to, and then Wolf has to figure out why he has to like, smash his floor and get all of his knives out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he can go to hell to save Josh's soul. Yeah, I imagine, I imagine this fucking shot, like imagine this shot, they're lying over Josh's corpse. The devil come lying over it. What do you mean? Yeah. I am right about the top of it. Like he's fallen over it.

He's weakly gnashing a thing. Greek tragedy levels of the expirgation of pity and fear. Like, oh, he's a situation and hyena. Zoons, they're crazy. And then the devil comes in and he's in a suit because it's 20, 20, 3. And the devil's in a suit and he's like, I'll be, this guy's for me.

And maybe it's a little British. Maybe he's someone in British. He's got to be. Is this Josh will be great for hell. And then he's going to go great next to my lamp. I've got a big pile of joshes. He's gonna look great. Just the josh I need.

That's the finish of recollection. That's right. Every josh goes to hell. That's the name of the movie. I don't think the clappings are gonna help. Why did the clappings turn you off, Justin? Are you clapping at a good joke? Like a seal?

I'm slapping the chair and then it makes the clapping. Okay, listen here So the devil takes Josh and then wolf is like he starts pounding the floor of his fist like he's mad Yeah, but then you realize that he's like pounding with purpose. Yeah, like he's trying to smash through a wolf blitzer Only pounds with purpose. Yeah, and then this is Wolf blitz is a tender lover. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I mean, I fucked up. I'm so sorry. I, you know, that's the thing.

And then the situation's like, whoa, what are you doing? And then Wolf Blitzer's like, wait, he pulls out to, the situation is British on to. Yeah, he's got it from the devil. Oh, no, we caught it. Don't interrupt.

Justin's on a roll. Don't interrupt. And he reaches into the hole and he, no, because don't interrupt. Justin's on a roll. Don't interrupt. And he reaches into the hole and he pulls out two of his 38 knives. Yeah. And he says, and it's like, what are you doing? And then Wolf Blister looked at me. He's like, the hyena needs his teeth. And then he like gets all the knives out and puts them

everywhere on his body. Yeah. And he's like, and also I'm going to hell. And yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so, and then at the end of the movie, Satan's like in his like lounge or whatever with his pile of joshes.

And then he just here, he's like jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle. He's like, oh shit. Get the school blitzer. No, sorry, they're going to slowly walking into the room so it's not to cut himself from the 38 guys who has on his face. Satan's like, I always knew this day would come, Wolf Blitzer. And then Wolf Blitzer's like,

who the fuck is Wolf Blitzer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then stabs him. Guys, I haven't said anything for a while because I'm just in grossed story. Yeah, stabs him one time with each knife. And just like Caesar. Yeah, yeah, Eats his heart becomes the devil.

This is what speculative fiction is Travis. This is how you create it. Well, I'm sorry, the Taina eats the heart and becomes the devil. This is what speculative fiction is Travis. This is how you create it. Well, I'm sorry, the kiana eats the heart and becomes the devil. Yeah, but what happens to Wolf Blitzer? Yeah, this is, well, speculative historical fiction Travis. We don't know, we get to create that. Like, what we ask is, what speculative historical fiction is,

is you make one small change to history and see how that sort of like ricochets out. So the one small thing is that Wolf Blitzer's the hyena and he has 38 knives and he lives with the situation. Okay, yeah. Josh come back from the dead with state dead. Here's what's weird about it. He forgets all about Josh.

It's not about Josh by the end of it. It's not about Josh, have it. He's down there and he's like, he meets Scrooge and he's like, why the fuck are you down here? And then he's like, the devil made your mistake and then he has to take Scrooge out and leaves Josh. Can I give you a small note, small note, Justin? When he asks, open to any notes right now.

Sorry, any notes we're perfectly willing to hear. So when he asks Scrooge, what are you doing here? Scrooge should say like, yeah, it turns out three months of doing good shit doesn't balance out. Like 95 years of being a piece of shit. It just died the next week. No more. I'll check you not.

Abus, the first boss. Where's the other? Seems like Vance is not saved by good works alone. I forgot to accept Jesus Christ, it need to be hard. And now you can almost die at 13 cross necklaces. And he's like, you can have one of mine. And then it would be dope if there was a scene in a Scrooge movie where Scrooge dies surrounded by love ones.

And then at that like seconds after he dies, Jacob Marley smashes into the room like oh Jesus Fuck I forgot to mention get the paddles The fourth ghost was the holy ghost Wolf blitzer screws the fourth ghost was the holy ghost the whole time Scrooge the fourth couch was the Holy Ghost, the Ho-Tongue Scrooge. Hey, watch the wild, we watched the wild, I've got anyone where he, he does go to hell and meet Sir Alec Guinness down there. Yeah. As Jacob Marley in hell.

Yeah. And then he leaves hell and my daughter very fairly was like, so what about Jacob Marley? He just, I'm like, yes, dear. He stays in hell. Nailed it. He stays in hell forever. He stays in hell. He maybe has fewer chains. Yeah. But he isn't hell. Yeah. Why didn't no one come for Jacob Marley? I'm sure you would have to ask the devil.

So, what kind of advice do you have? I do five pitch for the 99 lives of Jacob Marley. Jacob Marley is back on earth. He's got to save 99 so. No, no, no. This is Travis. This is so you, Travis. Just trying to...

You're not part of the conversation. In the hainevirus. We have loads of shared universe. It's also in the Aeroverse to be fair. Yeah, yeah, in the Aeroverse. I'm Tony Tim, welcome to

the legend of tomorrow. I'm not so tiny with my robots suit. Yeah, kick ass, dude. Kick ass, Tony Tim, that was. Kick ass, dude. Kick ass, tiny. Tim, that rules. Yes, dude. I'm sorry that I ate, ate, ate, ate, ate, ate, ate,

I'm sorry I made a legend of tomorrow joke just for Travis. No, for nobody else. Yeah, I'm going to love you. I'm actually reading the rest of this WikiHow article and everything we've done here today is actually the next few steps in the list. Oh, man. It's about folding in legends of tomorrow.

A lot of stuff about Wolf Blitzer here. Say don't get distracted by Wolf Blitzer jokes. Oh no. You're on your way to writing some kick ass. You're going to be tempted to make him fight the devil. But that is not. Do not do that. Hey guys, I don't know.

At some point it went from joke to me looking up how to self publish a novel on Amazon because like I got to get this story out of me. We got it. I mean, it's probably written at this point right. I mean we did we have like And you know what I didn't just revolutionary just and not a lot of book series start at book three But I think this idea of like yeah, no listen one and two are lost of time. This is we're gonna start with a pre-established Airfield be it'll be it'll be the legend of the hyena established there will be it'll be it'll be it'll be the legend of the hyena gosh how the hell but that's my

the let the high end returns the hyena returns colon joshin around two the winds very so the winds very cycle book three yeah yeah so it's like it has there's a chronology yeah you're getting in at the right time. We have to go to the fucking money zone. We're having a lot of fun here, but it's having a lot of duration. We gotta get to the money zone. Normally I don't mind to do ads. This time it's kind of bugging me,

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So every reference to footnotes and annotations is hipber. What are you talking about? So I work in a bottle shop in a small complex with a few other shops. Every week or two, I hand out chocolates to whoever's working because life is hard and it's nice to get a little treat. However, people started to recognize me as chocolate guy and asking if I have anything today, even going so far as to come into my work just to say anything good today. Brothers, I am so poor.

How can I escape this confectioners prison of my own making? That's from Billy Bonka in Brisbane. That's good, Billy Bonka. You need some kind of like cheeky naughty respond, like not today. Ma'am, when you like to know, whatever you've done for me, you hopeless flirt. Mm.

Mm. Oh, yeah, sweet tooth, huh? Mm. when you like to know whatever you done for me. You hope you hope us flirt. Sweet tooth huh? I've got a little candy. No starting to started the branch into an area. I'm not comfortable with what if what if you were an absolute what if you're an absolute dickhead when you didn't have chocolate like the only time you're even talentable It's when you have chocolate to give people. Why would I have chocolate? No Get the fuck out of you know what the fuck out of here

Maybe come out in a different shirt after that with chocolate and be like oh was that other guy giving you a hard time I'm the chocolate one here you go. Oh, you're saying fake tw- Okay. Now normally, I don't endorse fake twin brother. Yes. That's, yes. In this one instance, it might be okay if you're like, oh, chocolate Greg, yes, okay.

This makes perfect sense. He looks just like me and has my memories. But he only wears green shirts. So if you ever see me not wearing a green shirt, don't even bother asking about chocolate. Yeah, it's all my memories and he pretends to be me and the shirt thing. Thank you, yes, absolutely.

And when he experiences something, I remember it. It's fucked up. It's not a good idea. Hey, you ever, you ever heard about twin telepathy? It's like that, except he always has chocolate and I don't. That's the one difference between me and chocolate Greg. He lies also. He's a liar.

And I'm also the one Greg sends around to collect money for the chocolate that Greg gives away. Like Greg has been eating up. Our parents are poor and dying. And Greg has been stealing jewelry from them to pay for the chocolate. So if you could give me some money to cover the chocolate you've eaten from Greg,

but don't tell Greg I said anything, but I'll buy him more. Now I don't think Billy Bonka is trying to turn a profit on this deal. I think Billy Bonka just wants out. I think that they've messed up their rep to where, okay, you guys remember Brady? Yes.

A church. Remember Brady at church? Brady at church is this, oh, I wish. Time for my time. Imagine hearing the words for Christ with touchdown Tom right next to you. And he'd lean over and be like, that's what he told me too.

And you'd be like, what? Tom, he'd be like, I talked to him. That's a Sunday. So what I'm saying is, what I'm saying to you is, wait Tom, don't you have to be in a game? I've got, there's always time for the Lord. Yeah. Brady was this old cat at church.

Is this real sweet heart and he always had gum and always. And he was always offering gum to people. And if Brady didn't have gum, it would, people got fucking pissed with Brady. And he was a really sweet guy, but the kids would get mad, like, don't even talk to Brady today. He doesn't have gum. And he'd be kind of isolated for that. So what I'm saying is you're fucked. No, wait, hold on. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's the secret twin thing. It's the twin brother thing. Fake twin. But you're going to start

talking about your identical twin brother who's going to be moving to town soon, right? Identical twin brother. I tell him everything. share all the I think he knows everything about my life Then you're gonna fake your death and then your twin brothers. Thank you. Take your job Right in key and your twin brother doesn't do the chocolate thing Right so now you're off the hook. It's that easy and there's no other problems it creates There's a best that's the best thing. None at all. I don't see any. Can you just buy shitty chocolate once

and then delivering your nasty chocolate? Quick kit, quick kit. Quick kit, what's the worst chocolate? 20 roll. If I said to you, here's $5, bring back the worst chocolate to eat what is the worst chocolate available commercially that you can buy? And take a second to think.

What at it is fine. What if you just walked up to them and gave them just a table spoon of baking chocolate powder in their hands? That's the form. It's baking chocolate powder in their hands. You don't get to choose the form. It's just baking chocolate. You don't get hands. Choose the form. What are those chocolates where it's like off brand, off brand, M&M's where it's just like

spheres. Sixlets. Sixlets. Sixlets. Beatsass, you're out of your mind. Sixlets are great, you're or clown. The worst is chocolate footballs that you get and they have the foil around them and there's impossible to get olive foil. So you're always getting have the foil around them and there's impossible to get all a foil

So you're always getting a little foil and bad Credit put them in a bowl in our Granny's house where she would change smoke and then you would eat them like oh this tastes like an asteroid There's all those chocolate in there and I'm a child so I'm gonna keep doing it, cause I'm not gonna not talk. And he was like, I carry ahead of the trend with like, bringing that smoky flavor to the chocolate. And you would just get that as a kid. She was a gastro nom for sure. I should end up in a molecular shit.

I felt, if that kind of freaked me out as a kid when a bunch of people start talking about secondhand smoke, like, is this a problem? And I'm like, I mean, it can make chocolate taste bad. So I did, it's gotta be not good for me, a child. It's the power, you understand it's the power to get into the chocolate and affect the taste.

So yeah, I would say chocolate. So like, it's not good. Wrap it in, I would say a protective film of food foil, which might be a lot of it. She was hot box again. She didn't put the chocolate in the bag and then breathed directly in the bag. Oh, if that, oh man.

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