My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 693: Run, Don't Wonk

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

The most anticipated film is finally out in theaters and we're so excited that we're cussing up a storm. It's good there isn't a sign to stop us for this uncensored discussion about new gizmos, salty coffee, and the strongest Beatle. Suggested talking points: Farewell to a Friend for The Clapper, Don't Call Santa Be Santa, Bart Simpsons Curse-Free Zone, Arm Truss, Where Are Triceps, Sweet Meets Salty For Your Cup of Coffee World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, dear three? It's the side of something beautiful. A small quaintance has blossomed. It's wrapping into a precious friendship.

I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you all It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with two. My life, oh, it's better with you.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother and my brother, main advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. What about Travination? I'm your middle-aged brother. Wolf Wolf, big dog Travis McElroy. Ah, interesting.

So that's going to keep being a thing this year. I think sometimes it's a turning of the page. Justin, I love travel nation. Yeah, we can't leave travel nation. We close the borders. That's it. Also, that's all our listenership now is juice. Like you can feel grumpy about that if you must,

but all the time is traveling. We welcome a new people. Important to know, we have a semi-per barrier around traveling semi permeable borders we welcome a new don't let out all that is the first and the territory is not getting bigger no it's not prison colony just in it's a haven this is it's safe in here well well long enough have your politicals try to convince the people of trevination that they are citizens when they are in fact, president. I don't want to hear

this anti-travination propaganda, sir. It's safe in here. It's better. Well, full of trevination is Griffin. Hi. I knew your father. And he would be so ashamed of what you have done here with this penal colony trevination Penis father where he alive today to see this would be ashamed of the man you have become listen My father's rule of trevination was we you know this he was too He allowed everything. It's just like a trevination. You have to stop clapping at jokes Justin you have to stop clapping at you. Hey happy Sometimes we get you everybody. How are you observing so far?

Well, so far the wizard has cast a darkness spell over our brother and is laboratory of life. I'm back. Hey, you business idea set of the clapper. When you flip off the sensor, it turns the lights on and off. Can we vote on the clapper? No, for me, it really is. It really is.

It interrupts the flow. It feels like it interrupts the flow. But if I go to unplug the clapper, that really is. It really is. It interrupts the flow. It feels like it interrupts the flow. But if I go to unplug the clapper, that would be yet another interruption. So I think this is going to be kind of a good buy. Farewell to a friend of the Seps. It'll be fun. At the end of the year, we should do like an immemorial of all the, we can do all the bits we thought would work and didn't all the grooves that failed all My jokes that you guys don't acknowledge. I don't bring a lot of new, I try to sort of perfect the craft of some of the original material of the show.

And Travis comes in with a lot of puzzles, riddles, and games. And Justin's got Gizmo's Engaget's galore over there. He's always introducing some new electronic, delight, some new soundboard. I have my beloved cast of characters. Travis has the work that he does beforehand. All the great skits and bits and games and puzzles turn it into a regular goddamn highlights.

Yeah, and Griffin's the glue that just sits there and duck in his ways. I'm the audience surrogate. I enjoy your bits and I tell the audience whether it's okay to laugh it. Do you, Clifford? I do. I do.

I love doing this show. Some of this bits aren't good. That doesn't mean I don't have a good time listening to that. You have the capacity to enjoy my bits. One might say. Sometimes your bits have the capacity to delight me. It's a two-way street trap. Do you know how, can I talk about something real quick, Travis? I am

scandalized that I bought you a specific Wankham Madlibs book delivered, I handle it via Currier to your home and you still have not treated us to any Wankham Madlibs. Doesn't it? Right here next to my desk. I keep it on the totem. Okay, well, I mean, as long as you've got it on hand, it's always there. Okay, we can't generate this madlibs now on the show. You must know that. I know.

I just want to voice our disappointment because we did go see Wonka. We did. We did. This is also, I would say farewell to the clapper and farewell to Wonka. Uh, so we're certainly going to be talking about the candy man and his works in the first half of the show quite a bit. Yeah, we've got our live, live field report from God, it would have been like 11, 30 or midnight at the whole square clause that we went and saw the last showing after our kids were asleep like three. Totally cool, totally normal, adult men, just an adult man. So normal men.

Yeah, let's roll that beautiful beam footage. I don't remember what we said most of it, but. No, we might have been so let's say high on the energy of the Wanko. High on energy and Wankabran gummies, which were just a energy and wonka brand gummies. Yeah, which were Delight and surprise in a nightmare. I found last night Out to dinner. I found in my pocket the half empty bag of magical on cats Still there still there and I was like oh wonka left me a treat and then I reached into the other

Jacket pocket and I found a tin of weed mints and I thought man Walker does everything now. Tame, I'll cry to candy in my jacket. So let's go to the let's go to that live report now and we'll be back after. It's 11.39 pm. All right, we just left the wonka movie. So you guys cried For a second, but I'm also pretty stoned I Didn't think the movie was very good. I didn't eat Griffin.

From my vantage point of view, we're talking a different, the seat angles. But from my vantage point, it was a big-hearted, relentlessly entertaining adventure for everybody. That's so weird, because for me it was a non-stop thrill ride. With intrigue, there was crime. No, I'm serious man, I was relentlessly entertained. I could feel the energy shift in the room and I knew I was going to be alone on the island. As we walked back to the car, I just didn't take Griffin. I don't want to leave you out there.

Fuckin' sucks man. Thank you so much Travis. Oh man, I felt so strange for a moment. Yeah, I'll tell you what, it had some highlights. For me, there were some good goofs in there, damn. Got more than a few chuckles out of me. And there was two good songs in there, but one of them was pure imagination.

So that's cheating the system, I feel like. Well, final score, I liked it. I give it like maybe a 5.8 out of 10. Just to set the table for conversation, I was not expecting a story about a man who poisons his way across London town. Yes. It seems at some points to be professing that his chocolate could

replace perhaps some sort of prescription drug you're taking for. I don't know whatever, but here you go, eat this chocolate. You have a supplement instead. The supplements can do a lot of stuff for you. They can create ideas out of whole cloth in your brain. That's incredible. That's amazing. They can make you have a sort of psycho erotic adventure at the end of which you go to sleep so the man can steal the giraffe milk. I can also force you into a hallucinatory state where you're living in a show like in a state show. Another wonderful thing is in this musical number where Willy Wonka does What wonderful thing is in this musical number where Willy Wonka does crime around the city, not just poisoning, but some poisoning.

He gives everybody a musical candy that takes the one layer deeper into the musical that they were already doing. If they'd eaten the same musical candy and the musical musical, I fear they would have ended up in some sort of limbo state. I'm also listening, spoiler, her pig spoiler, but a one kind of small child almost died in some chocolate. They definitely soaked it for a while. Yeah.

And within 30 seconds, they opened up the fountain. And they say, hey, everybody eat this chocolate. We were just soaked in it. It is chocolate. It is my body. Eat this chocolate. I zested it with me. Willie Wonka, the chocolate man. Every inch of me was in this chocolate, I zested it with me. Willy Wonka, the chocolate man.

Every inch of me was in this chocolate. My balls and everything and these loose London trousers have been soaking in this chocolate. It was diluted a great deal. It's a tremendous amount of chocolate. I'm listening, I was under there for a while. I thought I was going to die. There's no way I was being polite with whatever my balls are.

Oh, I evacuate myels in the chocolate trap. For sure. I do want to give a shout out. There was a couple sitting in front of us on, well, it must have been a pretty good date, because my man pulled out his phone quite a bit during the film. More than once it take a picture of the screen, or maybe a video he may have been bootlegging wonka. I had the best that was the lady who

was with had her her phone on like 100% brightness. So I like two rows down and it was plainly obvious what she was doing on her phone because it was during the film. Literally two minutes in. I scoped this lady's unwicked, she had a big, oh two minutes in the shallower. I got to know about this guy right now. No, no. Pop over, it sits down.

She is 36 minutes in. She is like, who in the fuck is that? That same couple, it was two hour movie, left an hour and a half in. They watched the first hour and a half and then I get it. I've never seen it. Yeah, 90 minutes. It's super like, okay, I get it.

I got to be honest though, from where I sat. I had no idea what was going to happen. I mean, I've been into this movie. It seems to be concerned about something different. Yeah, every time you think, I bet he's about to make the factory, another spoiler work. That doesn't happen until the last 24 seconds of the movie. So I hope you don't come in here expecting to see a bunch of magical machines. Without the chocolate factory, he's just a strange man. So that's an eight star rating from me and ten it sounds like ten from

juice. I'll say this those wonka hats. The gummy wonka hats. Those can fuck those fuck. Yeah. I did all movies about chocolate. Yeah it's really all I wanted was chocolate. I was dying guys. I went out I went out there and got a bunch of snow cats. I really just had to got a bunch of snow cats. Seriously? Just had to get your fix. Something, man. Sometimes you just don't vibe with a film,

and that's okay. And I don't have to... Which culture was a dream? Matt Lucas was a dream. Absolutely. There were a lot of standout performances in this film, and a lot of great characters, and a lot of just sort of, some of the wildest work I think

I've seen from Mr. Keegan Michael Key not entirely his fault is so plotline is some of the wildest some of the wildest depictions of a fat person says I would say Mike Myers tried his head at such a role with a less than death pain and someone really frankly some sort of compulsion issue that's very funny. It's been wanted to say a lot of stuff about the nature of addiction and religion and capitalism. But it just got a little tripped up on itself along the way. 10 out of 10, Oscar Bates.

I really, I really, it really left me high and dry. Good night. Thank you, bye. I think that sums it all up. Yeah. What more is there to say? Run, don't want. Uh, uh, now you can don't need to run. It's going to kind of streaming in fact. I will say, won't or don't want.

Just stay home. Yeah. Wonka will come to you. That's the great thing about movies these days is you don't have to go to Wonka. Wonka comes to you if you wait long enough. Uh, wonka comes for us all in the end. Wonka, thank you. I wish the end result of Wonka had been a worse movie. I will say that I was worse, funny or move. Like, oh, that's interesting. It didn't quite reach the, I was hoping for debacle and we didn't quite get there, but hey,

this has been a lot of fun talking about Wonka. I'm going to miss it this year, but we got a lot of new things to move on to. Like this is an advice show, for example, let's do give people about yeah, let's do. What feels like most days at while I work, I can hear little kids playing not too far from my window. I'm surprised these children are cursing like sailors at seemingly all business hours of the day

seeming to scream curses just for the joy of it. I think it's kind of funny. And I'm a guy who enjoys cursing on occasion, but it's beginning to get embarrassing to explain my clients and co-workers that the loud expletives they can hear are coming from these seemingly stray adolescents and not from my own household.

How do I either dissuade these kiddos from belting the loudest swears ever outside my window? I'm a very tall middle-aged man. So there's a bit of trepidation around the process. A little bit. Oh yeah, okay. A little bit. It's a tremendous amount. There's a huge amount of trepidation around the process of just approaching straight children.

Sound. Sound is same. Yes. Sound and sane. Fear of fathomouth, fledgling's in flint. I don't know why people continue to write tongue twisters for me in this year, Rullard 2024. I can twist my tongue all on my own about your is this is the thing about trap nation juice is that they love the games and riddles and twisters and little traps and mazes that it's the only way they can escape. It's the only way they can finish the maze and just in now you're caught

up in it. They're we even one for you to pal. This morning, BB before before leaving for school, I'm not exactly sure why, but started talking about like, oh yeah, at school, we're not allowed to say the B word, or the P word, or the F word, and I said, what are those?

And the P word was pissed, which okay. The B word was busted, and the F word was freak busted. Busted, like, no, this, oh, you're about to get busted. I don't know why maybe the children like to teach you just getting in trouble. This sounds like a confection of a young mind. And then she said to me, like this, this delivery.

Are any of those cuss words? And I, I love this so much. I love it. I think it's time. Maybe I can get this going on the ground here in DC that we take a piss down from a schedule one curse word. And we just like, for me, it is on the same level as like dang. For me, it's not, it is lost all of its power. Would you encourage your kids to say piss?

Yeah, mine does. That's sort of, where do you think mine learned it? When Henry wants to cut loose, when Henry's had a long day at the office and wants to cut loose, at the end, he'll say piss once or twice just like test out the waters. That's his, that's his weapon of choice.

I just want to say like don't, don't our teachers have enough to worry about that like, sometimes like, BB tells me that she's not allowed to say like, but, or like, far or stuff. Like, hey, teachers, you're off the hook for that one. That's kids alone. The only thing that cheered the girls up after

Griffin, after Henry and Gus left my home after the Christmas holidays. The only thing that cheered the girls up is after you guys left and the door shut, the first thing that Cooper's mouth was, Charlie, we can curse again. And Charlie went, fuck! And Cooper went, shit! I love that. And then balls!

And they just cursed the restraint the whole day long. If he learns about a word, the extent to which he says, piss guys, if you, if he learned about the other ones, yeah, that would be the whole day for I would strongly encourage you. I took off the, you know, I kind of took off the restrictor pretty early and just encourage them to say what that will. I do wish. I'm struggling with the nuance. Yeah, struggle with the nuance of teaching my five year old, why when I ask her to do something,

it's not okay to flip me off and call me bitch because that's a small, the the the individual actions, right? I have encouraged through laughter. That's the problem, Jamie. Yes. I've seen this happen to you, and your response is like, you can't do that. And it's not, it's not great. It's not great, anybody.

I challenge the two of you if Cooper looks at you and says, it calls you a bitch and flips you off. No, you're gonna powerless to that. It's good. It's good. This is where treason I've tried to develop like a certain amount of like eye contact laughter where you just make eye contact in your eyes, widen a bunch, but the rest of your face stays set and stone.

And that's like acknowledging like, we both know that what just happened. If we laugh at this, it's the rest of the day. But what's hard is when there's the disconnect between like, fuck, this is really funny, but Cinell's really mad. Yeah, I gotta try and play. And usually it's reversed. Like I'll spy her like laughing at one of the children,

Jamie. I, yeah, this is the issue, this conversation, little fraught. But if you don't have these hard conversations, you do end up with kids who cuss nonstop while playing and yelling through your walls, and that's situations no good, because some of us are trying to get business done in here. Can you yell at your window like, I'm calling Santa, and see if that has any, or like, that's cool, that's cool.

Ooh, don't call Santa, be Santa, be Santa. Be Santa. Santa has to be Santa. Oh, I heard you say cool. Ooh don't call Santa be Santa be Santa be Santa Oh, I heard you say shit at my summer home Children cursing here on sacred ground. I'm trying to steal people's money with hedge funds or whatever It's whatever. I don't know what people do for jobs or whatever. I don't know. Yeah Santa doesn't have a job. What's he do the rest of the year? I don't know. Yeah. Santa doesn't have a job.

What's he do the rest of the year? Meditates. Ah, he's in spiritual study, trying to get closer in tune with the deities that give him his immortality and power. Ah, you've been watching the Reagan bass life and times of Santa Claus. Okay.

When he gets immortality from the gods, yes. Classic. He's raised by a lion in that one, in case anyone's wondering. Kids cursing is always additive. No one is upset during your business meeting about these kids cursing so loudly. Maybe unless you run like a camp

for Christian children. Yeah, I mean, that's definitely, it's like, even then, if you're calling to do business, you're establishing a need right there. If you like yeah, maybe with more funding we get get him to stop saying fuck so Would a tasteful sign help maybe What a sign now like if you set up a person a person zone curse free zone And then you put a character the kids like on there like bark Simpson. Yeah, that's he loves it Hey, man, no cursing dude put a character that kids like on there like bark Simpson. Yeah, that he loves it very.

Hey man, no cursing dude. It's okay as a fuck man. I'm sorry to do you know. Let only over here. Sorry to derail, but a line of merchandise of us in the Bart Simpson style with Signs saying this is a no cursing zone. No cursing zone dude.

Yeah, like if we could put that together, damn, Chris was just sick. Can we do Christmas again so we can get all that money? Yeah, we're gonna miss out on that great gift giving opportunity. I think we helped as much as we could. Yeah, there's nothing. You put up a sign, a sign will help, yet again,

signs to the rest. Maybe like a soundproof booth that they can cuss to their hearts content inside of. And also at some point, a fan kicks on and money blows around. If they curse enough in there, they can catch some dollar bills. What about like a little box

that you can say your car's is into? And then you can close up the box. You keep that on your desk. This is your cussing area. You can cuss inside of this little box. Like a bell, like a diving bell that goes over your head Well, when I'm gonna get a cool Of cussing. Yeah, you pointed at the sun and you launch it

You blast it. Um, do you guys want to go to the wizard? Yeah, I love that graph Thank you a lot of people have been asking of fun galore is the wizard. I'm not ready to answer that No, he's just fungalore is the wizard. I'm not ready to answer that. No, he's just fungalore. Yeah, he's just fungalore. A griffin can't make that kind of decision. He doesn't have the power to change in fungalore. No, nor would I. I'm just saying Diana did send this in. Balance interpretation though. Yeah, thank you. Oh, it's how to show off your muscles without it seeming intentional. Thank you. Let me get my note back.

Are you looking to impress friends, a date, or people at work? Oh, for three, Wikihau. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the gun show. Okay. I'm trying to think about who I like to impress with my muscles. That's a great question. I mean, I can speak to that because when he was at my home, Travis made me feel his muscles. That's true.

So, I did, I mean, I can speak to that. What do you think? No, I mean, what do you think? If I've been anybody else, it would have been weird, but is your brother? Yeah, it was super weird. I appreciate the strength update.

It is important to me to know physical strength where we are at. You've always been above, now you're way. Well, the thing is Justin, we spend a lot of time together, both professionally and socially, and I want you to feel safe. I want you to know that like, it just made me,

I could body guard you out of any venue. If we get swarmed by our millions and millions of Trav Nation fans, I can care you to the limo that we always pile into. Right. It makes me happy that I've sown so many invisible, emotional, and psychic prisons around you,

in twining you to me, because like physically I'm not gonna be able to dominate you. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to bring it. If there had been a strong beetle, if there had been a strong member of the beetles, all that sort of hard days, night, hard time that they got of people chasing them around and trying to get them would not have been an issue

if Paul was super strong. Do you think, okay, Paul, okay, which is the strong beetle? Is that the question? My question is like, none of them are strong. You look at them, I don't think any of them are the strong. Who was the strongest? I don't care who's the strongest.

I'm saying it would have been awesome if there was one super mussely here. Like if Ringo had been like a super huge mussely dude. Ringo's too obvious. Now having Joe Chareson is the answer. You think Joe Chareson is the answer? You think Joe Chareson is the answer? You think Joe Chareson is the answer?

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He was right there's name it was right there in the name the other four Beatles were like we can't fucking hang with this dude This is the best. Oh wait, are we about to see a rip picture of Paul McCartney? No, super quick. I just did a little, a little bit of quick research on, and uh, Korra was there for me. Another person asked this exact thing. Yeah. Uh, in 2020.

Now chat GPT attempts to answer it is not successful. No. They're like, who's the strongest beat? Chapter GPT is like, the Beatles were a British rock band. Thanks, man. Let's see. Ringo, he hit things for living. That's one thought.

Now that's interesting, but here's the thing. The device that Ringo is holding to play his music, is quite light. He moves it fast. I've seen Whiplash. It can get you strong, right? But it's not like you're holding a big heavy bass guitar, for example. Yeah. And we all know who held the bass guitar. And Ringo was also according to Jay Marshall here from a rougher section of Liverpool.

Okay. I would say though, George Harrison played his guitar so hard that he made it cry. So shit, that's right. Justin has Google George Harrison physical strength, which is awesome. See McCartney here was the physically strongest since he had to carry the band from 67 to 70. Okay, well that's not that's not true. Unless that was like before they had like the enough money for cars. Yeah, get on. Do that again. Sorry Travis. No more from either of us as Justin does. Everybody on my back. Everyone in the Rickshaw. You're on my back. Do that again. Sorry, Travis. No more from either of us as Justin does. Everybody on my back.

Everyone in the Rickshaw. We're going to the right. Sorry, Paul, speak up. Everybody in the Rickshaw. Time for another concept. You made me do that. I don't want to be Jim. And it's me, George Harrison, the American one.

The guy for fuck it, Blue Odd Rouge, Jim, you know, the, Jim Robert. Thank you, Jim Robert from Blue Odd Rouge. Like every British guy has to eventually become a carnival barker, trying to get you to come in and sleep with the cold kid. Aw, Paul, you're so strong. It's really good.

Now, it does look like you're physically in pain while you do it, Greg. You have to dislocate several vertebrae to do it. It's a strong pole. Paul, what have you been eating? Paul, you're so strong now. A little more. Please. I'm imagining you in the back of the car and no one is responding to you. You're just like the other Beatles are like, they're gays and you're obsessed. Paul, I feel so safe, Paul. Give me a hug, Paul. He can't. He's pulled the right shot.

I can't. I can't. Now George. Get the ramp, Paul. Kick on the nose. Paul would be chased. Paul would be chased by babes again, Paul. Hit the nose. It hurts my neck. Yeah. To sort of turn a plug-up. Shit, we had a fucking tricky

how we were not even getting out of the way. We were doing that. Method one, show off with subtle motions. One, do a face wipe. Is it a little hot out today? Wipe your face with the bottom of your shirt to show off the ab muscles. It is 29 degrees outside today.

So I need something that can maybe get me through a little more of the year. Something that's a little bit more interesting. I did think they meant like white my face with like the back of my hand so hard that I'm flinching. Oh, yeah. That is what's really stuck on there.

When I'm at the Iron Church grinding out splats and I see somebody do that maneuver, it can work. It can work. It has to look like there was no other thing for you to wipe your face. One, there was too much sweat for you to just kind of do a hand gesture with it. Two, there was nothing else in the area that you could have used as a face wipe instead. I see you do that with your shirt. And I see your incredible torso. Of course, great work, excellent work in there. It can work, but it's hard. I think it's weird to try to show off your muscles

while working out at the gym, because we're all gonna be like, yeah man, we're all here, we've all got them. Look around, we all are equally strong here. We're all here at the gym, we're all doing this. This is what they have places for. You need to show off your muscles at places where people least accept it. If you can figure. You need to show off your muscles at places where people least accept it.

If you can figure out a way to show off your muscles while doing one of those like self-serve yogurt places that lets you mix different yogurts, and you're able to lay down. Do you know what the, oh, you're pulling the lever in such a way that it seems like, look at that fucking trance. You guys, when I worked at TCBY,

I was smashing left and right dog. I've with that's perfect seven ounce poor. Smash it again. That like the subscribe button. Yeah. Have you guys actually ever done the maneuver where you lift your shirt up and dive your head? Man, you feel so good.

Like to have that level of physical exertion in your day to day life. I thought I'd blow my nose. Okay. No, I would never blow my nose. Perform an arm fold. Slowly fold your arms. I always forget which one goes in front.

And look like a bad boy. And push your wrist upwards. Push your wrist upwards a bit. Boost them. That's cheating though, because then you're just pushing your muscles up. Yeah, but it's... So I'm sitting like this,

and then someone comes to me and they're like, dang, look at good. Yeah. I look like I'm trying to stay warm through a Russian winter. Yeah. Just holding my body physically close. I do sometimes rock like this,

not to showcase my muscles, but just because sometimes my arms just get so dang heavy. Yeah. Yeah, I need a little bit of truss. Little truss. Little truss here in the, in the action. I do that if I'm trying to carry a bunch of eggs safely. Yes.

And I don't have a card in. I don't know what to say. I will say, I do do the pulling up the bottom of my shirt technique quite a bit, but usually it is to transport toys and legos out of the bathtub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. In bulk back down into the toys. And Gus is like, damn dad.

Damn. You've been splatting hard, brother. High five. Oh, you dropped my Legos. I shouldn't have tried to high five you. I was scared by dang Legos, dad. So pretend to stretch, yawn or scratch the back of your head. I don't need to.

I'm always doing one of those three things basically all of the time. Yeah. Lean and shift your weight to turn your body into a work of art. Mm, sculpt it. And that's how to like subtly do it without seeming like you'll try.

You never just, you never just, sometimes I'm standing up in public and feeling tired, but there's no cheer nearby. I'll try a lean. And it never, as soon as I complete the lean, I'm like, ah, fuck, I wish I hadn't done that. Because now I look like I'm in the outsiders chilling, bracing myself against the wall.

You also have, like, the leaning is cool. If you see someone leaning, that's cool. But no one looks cool, like, pushing against the wall, and you're like, I'm getting up from my lean. Yeah, yeah. This is one another way. I're like, I'm getting up from my lean. We've went down the way. I'm 40, I'm 40, I'm 40 years old. And I'm worried that if I shift my body

to a different position without at least an hour of preparation, I'm gonna hurt myself. Like I just started to lean and the carcinogenic, like my body is turning into a crab you know, slowly over time. And my body was like, nope, we don't move like that. That's not the way your body moves. So pay attention to your walk with Christ, with Christ, and keep your grades up. If I pay too close attention to my walk while doing it, I will fall down.

I will fall right immediately down. That's one of those things. That if I start to a little, a grain of sand in the cogs of my gate, and I am fucking down, I am on the floor. Dress professionally while still looking fit. Dress to show off? This isn't work.

So if you're at work, Dress professionally while still looking fit. This is no longer so much about how to suddenly show off your muscles or is it? I mean, if your clothes are so tight that someone could see your abs, I suppose. Or maybe it's like, oh, you wear it and then it's just like, oh, let me pick that up.

Ah, I ripped out of my ding, ding shirt again. Ah, I'm pick that up. I ripped out of my ding-ding shirt again. I'm getting too small. I mean, everybody's got water coolers, right? The water coolers. That's true. Are you saying what I think you're saying, which is Philip a couple of water oops, splash it all over your chest?

Is that what you're saying? No, I was more saying it's like, ripple. I've been in jobs where the water coolers empty, and everybody's like, oh, I don't want to I don't want to be the one to switch and if you're the guy who switches, I mean, I don't think you need to show muscles For people to be like that's dare dare it switches the water coolers. He's the strongest person in that Me not me not me and I'll tell you why because that could be a fake water cooler like an loot like a one that looks like it's full of water but it's really like I've been tricked so many times by people like watching me pick up this couch and

it's an inflatable couch and it gets me it gets me every fucking fine if I was the strong guy in the office who did the water yeah I would do it at the same time every day and then everybody in the office who liked, yeah, guys liked me. They would be like, it's 11.30. Yeah, it's not. They would crack their ice cold diet coach. Coach, yeah, they were kinda like watching.

Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, I don't want you. We no slaves. And I'll be like strong, like got the thing on my short, like no problem everybody. Yeah. But I'd make it a vent out of it. You know, like got the thing on my sword, like no problem everybody. Yeah. But I'd make it a vent out of it, you know? Yeah, so I think it's gotta be a vent. So take it, yeah for sure, why not?

Okay, I mean, the next sort of step in this process, I think is actually quite ingenious and that is working out. So step one, put an extra time working out on muscles that stand out. This is the point that I had not even considered until Wikipedia kind of opened my eyes to it, is if your body is huge enough,

you have no choice but to show off your work. If your body's huge enough, everyone is gonna see it, no matter what, and they'll know. They'll know, you won't need to pick up any water coolers or water coolers. Yeah, nobody wipe your face. Dwayne, the rock Johnson, then the man diesel, they don't have to like show off them.

Huh? You just know that that's a dumb, that's a dumb thing to say. That's a dumb thing to say because they're, they're, they're shirtless, like tank top, the tank top, I mean, in all the ball Not in ballers. Not in ballers. Not in ballers, not in ballers. But we knew he did as a baller's Justin. Not in ballers, Justin is in a suitin' ballers Justin. He's a suitin' ballers bro. But you already knew him from the wrestling. Wait, your first exposure to him was an underwear.

Like everyone knew about his musculature. That was so long ago, I don't know if he's still strong. That was so long, Justin. I'm talking about the rock Johnson. There's a step in here that just says blast your triceps. When it comes to big arms, biceps get all the glory, but a double bicep flex. It's also an obvious over the top way to show off your muscles. Biceps and triceps are opposing muscle groups, so when one is working and flexing, the other is relaxed.

That's interesting. I never thought about that, but only one side of your arm can be big at one time. The top or the bottom? Do they outline in there what the triceps sort of are and what you might do to do them. Like to blast them. You know what I mean? Like to blast them. Well, do it.

The triceps are your pick up muscles. The triceps are your put down muscles. And you're set down muscles. So what you can do just in get something really heavy. Don't pick it up, but set it down a whole bunch of times. Yeah. If I have a rack with a bunch of heavy things up high You're gonna pick it up put it down pick it up put it down get a friend who has huge triceps and weak biceps Yeah, this is the problem though is if your triceps are huge and your bicep is small in cartoons

That is how they depict weakness Oh shit, I got my green depict weakness. They depict, oh shit. I got my green screen here. So heavy sand could reach. So you're saying, if I lived up like this, this right here is my body set. Yeah, extend them, extend that. I mean, it just looks, it does, it looks heading back.

How wild would it be if our story ended with Justin dropping a green screen on his head and dying in this only way he lived? and waiting to lie on tape. So what? Justin, do you need me to come lift that up for you? I can protect you. Just get in here. Please.

Okay, we need to go to the money so I can have time to rescue Justin. Drive over your traps, please. Fuck. He's better. He's better. He's better. He's better. He's better. He's better. He's better. He's better. He's better. Fuck! Music

Justin's dead so I've lost a huge source of revenue but luckily I've been using rocket money to save and To manage my subscriptions and my payments and all those things, you know, it's a new year. It's time to out with the old and no, no, don't do new. You've got too many subscription services and you know you do. Do what the fuck you want with your finances. Just be smart about it and Rocket Money helps you do that. Don't listen to Travis saying don't do this, don't do this. Just keep your hand on a swivel. Rocket money does that for you. Okay.

That's what I'm saying. Do whatever you want. Do whatever you want, man. I'm not going to tell you how to spend your money. You work hard for that shit. Okay. Okay. I was just trying to talk about our sponsor.

There are advertisers to see Rocket money. I didn't know why you came in with such hate about what I was trying to say, which is like, you know, you signed up for a free trial or something used at once and you forgot to unsubscribe. And now you're paying like $9.99 a month for it. You can really forgot about it. And Rocky money will be like, Hey, did you know you're paying $9.99 for this thing? And then like they'll help you like shut it down

because me and sometimes canceling those subscriptions, they'll make you like jump through hoops and bend them backwards and show off your triceps. And they won't let you cancel it easy. You know what I mean? You got fight them and rocket, wrap them money will fight for you. Literally for you.

Yeah. And they have over five million users that have helped save its average, helped save its members an average of $720 a year. That's like one coffee a day. I have no idea how much coffee much confidence. Travis and I have a little bit of financial beef right now just to provide some context to my flare up earlier in that I did turn the first floor of my house into a franchise Ron John Sherf shop.

And Travis thinks that was a fucking stupid thing. That was a not a good way to spend my money. Can I spend a long time of the holiday? A lot of the holiday break giving me a hard time for the Ron John Sherf shop that I run out of the first floor of my house now. I'm going to be my money. Can I say a long time of the holiday break? Giving me a hard time for the Ron John Surf Shop that I run out of the first floor of my house now. I'm gonna be honest with you, Griffin. A big part of that is you brought it to me as an investment opportunity and I said, that's fucking dumb. And now I've seen all the success that you've got from it.

And I'm feeling a little jealous. I'm feeling stupid for not believing in your dream. And now here you are a billionaire. You've been invited to do one of the new sharks on Shark Tank because of your successful run job. A billion dollars out of my Ron John. I've sold a billion dollars of merchandise from my Ron, my unauthorized Ron John surf shop. And I could have gotten in on the ground floor.

And I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't believe in you. This is just like when you bought that zoo. And I was like, this is your deco, so then it saved your family. I saved my whole family, and I made another billy off that one. I'm not gonna help you.

I think you make a million dollars off a zoo, by the way. Yeah, exactly, I sold a lot of eggs. So anyway, rock and roll, we used to sell the tea to eggs. Rock and bunny is a good app. It saves you money. Rachel, I literally did this yesterday. We literally opened up Rocket Bunny

and saw that there were a couple of services we were subscribed to in Austin still. And Rocket Bunny was like, hey, please let us help you with this. And so it's fucking great. And they help you save a bunch of money. I don't know why we have to advertise Rocket Bunny. I don't know why anyone does its wild.

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I don't like that they have mix in there twice. Too bad, okay. That means Travis, they took this, when they remix the Chex mix, they separate. So there's like a little pouch of melbatost and a little sack of almonds. So I have a bevy. I have an assortment of stories for you first off.

I just wanna let you guys know, BK is inviting you to have it your way with family. Havzies. That's HAVEE hyphen S-I-E-S. To what end? That's not what ha- that's not, I don't think that's what have these is isn't luckily for guests at Burger King They no longer have to worry about deciding between fries or onion rings Burger King home of the flame-grilled Whopper Sand which is what it's not like there's just to calling it a sandwich is really wild y'all It's once again redefining what it means

to have it your way within all new side. Havzies. It's not new. It's not new. It sounds like to me, Justin, Dave Minks, pre-existing on your rings. No, no, no, no, no, it's a trap. It's a havesies.

Say farewell to the frustration of picking just one side. Thank God. And hello to finally enjoying both fries and onion rings just the way the drive-through dining room and well world should be yeah burger King is all about letting guests have it their way and while the fling girl whopper sandwich is off in the star of the show that off so include side options when ordering combo meals said patto tool chief marketing officer all fucking say yeah, we know guess love our onion rings that they can't get anywhere else, but it's hard to give up on the classic

french fries. So we're excited. There's onion rings other places. No, not really pal. Not really. Name one. Go and put you on the spot. Go a different BK. The one down the beach.

Yeah, no, they're not you understand that all the burger kings across the country aren't competing with each other, right? Travis, it's not like a highlander situation. Um, I don't know about all that. Super quick, Duncan, welcome back the beloved pink velvet Machiyato. Fuck yes. Is that a donut or a drink or what?

It's a lifestyle. It's a Machiado. It was two days after Christmas, they're back with this pink drink. It's making its highly anticipated comeback after 1,000 and 37 days. Said to the debut as a part of a new seasonal menu launching nationwide on December 27th, the pink velvet Machiado adds a new twist to the season as well as the pancake wake up wrap pancake wake up wrap wrap the

Spending to a few days in there because that's three. Yeah 1337 responded to a flood DMs fan mail petitions and heartfelt. Please Duncan is thrilled to bring back the pink velvet Machiauto a Sensation since it first debuted in January 2020 this visually striking layered drink captured hearts with its bold espresso red velvet cake flavor and notes of cream cheese frosting. Hey, I don't want to be that guy, but if it was a sensation, why they stop selling it? I mean, that's always the question. I guess pink got expensive and they stop selling it. That's usually how these things work. They're pinks supplier. They make pink dye by squish it up pink bugs that they find out in exotic parts of

the world and they were running low on pink bugs. So yeah, they're kindness and they are rare. I wanted real quick before we go though, before we close the door on some of these like little things that didn't, oh, there's a cow zone, a cheesy cow zone epic stuff, Crest Pizza Papa John's. That's just like a heads up. So it's got a comment. That just feels like you're talking about something you're excited about, Josh. So that doesn't feel like that. Just like the Chex mix, cheesy pizza remix.

Yes, Travis, I'm trying to bring more useful information in the much more cow zone with a cheesy pizza remix, Chex mix. Now, that was the news you could use. Now, I have for you guys what in the much bought cow zone with a cheesy pizza remix checks. And now that was the news you could use. Now I have for you guys what in the entire time I've been doing much squad. Oh boy. Is the single sweatiest press release that seemed the hardest to write.

Oh man. The most lost the saddest maybe the saddest person. I don't want to read into them, but I think their life is sad because They're lonely or whatever you know, I got I don't know I don't know why but it just something's off. They seem like a sad person The headline is this Duncan introduces new salted caramel creamer colon sweet meat salty for your cup of coffee

at home at home Sweet meat salty for your cup of coffee at home at home. Sweet meat salty for your cup of coffee. We've done it at home. At home. Now, just so you guys don't think I'm like, I'm not editorializing, like look at the, that's the headline. Sweet meat salty for your cup of coffee at home.

Don't read ahead. Oh, I know you guys, you stinkers. Okay, I read the whole damn thing. Duncan recognizes that everyone has their flavor preferences. Now there's no need to choose between sweet and salty in your cup of coffee. Oh my, Lanta, Jesus Christ. Can I get the salty coffee please?

Yes, the salt salt my man. Maybe a salted coffee today. You know what I hate to do is so wasteful but I'm going to have to buy a salted coffee and a sweet coffee and dump half of it out and mix it together because it's the only way. The only fucking way. Duncan has introduced a new Duncan salted caramel creamer available on retail and grocery shelves. So it'll be like grocery stores. I'm like, best buy. I guess you

can get it there too. After selling out a caramel cold brew in the summer 2022 and serving up approximately six million salted caramel cold brews in Duncan restaurants past summer, Duncan heard fans loud and clear. They can't get enough of salted caramel cold brews and Dunkin' Restaurants has passed summer. Dunkin' heard fans loud and clear. They can't get enough of salted caramel in their cup. It partnered with the... But they don't know where to get it up until now. Yeah. They're like, hey, we love this stuff.

Is there any way? Hey, is there any... How do we replicate this at? How do we get the salty... How are you doing this? We flavors to girl. I'm so tired of choosing between sweet and salty coffee. Flavor magized, how do you do it?

It partnered with the at-home coffee and creamer experts at Denon to bring the flavor home in another format with a delightfully sweet and suddenly salty caramel coffee and the fuck up. And it's now available for at-home enjoyment. Can you not say, could you just not say everything the weirdest anyways ever said it every single sentence please From fan fake this a quote from fan favorite Duncan extra extra creamer to limited time seasonal creamers Duncan knows the importance that flavor

plays in a morning cup of coffee I'm so is that all plays in a morning cup of coffee. And so is that all. That says, that's from Callie Goodwin, the VP of marketing over there at Denon. We are thrilled to introduce salted caramel creamer to the Dunkin' Portfolio, giving fans another restaurant inspired creamer to enjoy.

And then the person's still standing there in front of Callie with their notepad, like say something else, like it's not long enough yet, Cali. Okay, Salted Creamer has been such a success in stores. So we wanted to bring that same excitement to the at home coffee experience as well. Yeah.

Holy shit, man. Do you see what we're saying here? Cause you guys liked it. And we like money, but you're not always at our store. You don't live at a Dunkin' Donuts. Unfortunately, we wish we could figure that out. You think that it would be over then, right? But then there's another paragraph.

And it says, when it comes to coffee cream or culture and habits, Dunkin' and Donone unite to develop for the flavors that coffee lovers crave for their morning brew at home. With the new salted caramel creamer, did it start over? This is unrepeated. Is there a deas alcoda in this? With the new salted caramel creamer, consumers can now find that same salty, sweet flavor

they order from the coffee shop, in their fridge fuck yeah, it's the second stanza Travis the second movement is the next paragraph help me I'm trapped in a time loop No, but I have to learn to be a good dad and a better person or I'll never get out of here call With the new salted caramel creamer consumers can enjoy that same salty sweet flavor. They order from the coffee shop right at home and their own fridge. Alongside fan favorite extra creamy and extra sweet, Duncan extra extra creamer, the salted caramel creamer is the latest permanent addition.

Holy shit. Duncan, it's not at Stop acting like it's not. At home, coffee, crere, or lineup? Is there a corresponding but opposite press release that you're supposed to read in a dialogue with this that makes it make sense? Where there's a very disbelieving voice, there's no way. There's no way.

No way. I don't buy it. No, I'm telling you. It's true. So you're saying I can only have it at the store. No One flavor at a time though, right? Not both flavors. Imagine your reading this whole press release and you're like wait But how big are the bottles offered in 32 ounce bottles at an SRP of 449 It's making its way to target and other major retailers worldwide What and they finally they find no, Duncan is always finding ways to help fans

run on their favorite flavors throughout the year. And then it tells you how to find out more about that. What more is there to find out? Sorry. What if there was a more to find out they would have said it in this 16 page long press release. This is not arbitrary. The, the last most pointless press release I read was in the summer of

2023 and it was extra pink lemonade gum. Yeah, this one tire press release. And I'm going to say that Duncan introduces new salted caramel cream or sweet meat salty sweet meat salty for your cup of coffee at home has taken its place. So congratulations, Duncan. I'm saying we stand at the cusp. This is like the first episode of Madman. We stand at the cusp of a PR revolution because there's a different way of doing

things. If this press release had come across your desk and just said the Duncan Donuts flavor, the salty sweet' Donuts flavor is now with you. You can control the Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah, the power's your flavor. The Dunkin' Donuts sweet salty coffee flavor that we make in our buildings, you can now make in your building. Yeah, it's not the means of production

belongs to the people now. It is less than $5 and you can have the flavors that we make. It's already got redundant halfway through the headline. So you know that it's like the article is not going to do you any favors. It was probably written by Chad Gbt. I don't know that for sure. That's my biggest default possible.

It's fun to read a chat Gbt that felt like you also gave it a word count. So like a student could use Chad Gbt to write a paper and even chat GBT. Feel sweaty by the end of it. Yeah. So Abraham Lincoln was the president for sure. I'm a little worried about them because I've been pretty stringent about. I'm really trying not to support any sort of like AI in the creative fields as much as I can. I don't like the idea of our beloved maniacal fast food press release writers

to be subsumed by the machine. Like, I don't like that. I want that to be a human job. Yeah, you want people to be made sad by this job. I want... Chipotle has a robot that matches up the, that cuts up the avocados and peels on me. Remember that? I needed a human to tell me about that. I don't want a robot that matches up the, that cuts up the avocados and peels on me. Remember that?

I needed a human to tell me about that. I don't want a robot to tell me about that. Because then all you'll hear about is the robots. Exciting new news. Yeah. Just watch. We figured out how to smash the avocados too. Human taste buds will thrive.

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Every single one of those orgs when they see us roll up with our big checks who are like, wow, damn, where does it come from? And it's like elbow grease is what we say. We do not tell them about you. I also wanted to let everyone know, I'm gonna be at Sketchfest coming up February 4th doing the Traventure Zone,

a night of Dungeons and Dragons and also comedians. I'm gonna be running a game. The players are Eugene Cordero, Danny Fernandez, Ron Funchez, Erica Ishii, and Connor Radlev. It's gonna be a absolute blast. And so in line up, man. Thank you. You can go to sketchfest.com to get those tickets.

That's one more time February 4th. Sketchfest.com comes to you to show it's gonna be super fun. All right, well that's gonna do it for us. Let's do a sound bath. The Whisperer wishes to fun, Laura. I can't remember Hmm. I feel like we would need to workshop that before we deployed it live on on stream. What about whatever what about okay? May we could close the show with a silent wish to fungal lord oh?

No one so we don't say it out loud. We don't say it out loud and the listener Can set their intentions. Uh-huh. Okay. That's their can set their intentions for their wake by making their silent wish to fungal. But we won't do any, this is fucking juice. No, I'm saying it silence, the bit is silence. Yeah. Okay. We need a chime or something. We need some sort of thing to let people know to begin. No one get mad at me, but let me see what buttons I have.

Okay. Okay. So Justin has turned his voice into the devil's voice, Okay, no one get mad at me, but let me see what buttons I have. Okay, so Justin has turned his voice into the devil's voice, which is the opposite sort of vibe. Okay, so I don't think this is the accident Travis. I think he's to try. Okay, guys, who knew that we have the this show is going to be funny again, because this is good. this is really good. What the fuck, how come both of you guys have buttons and I don't have buttons? You should get some buttons, girl.

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