My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 98: Two til' Tulsa

Episode Date: April 2, 2012

It's our second, super long MaxFunDrive special! We're celebrating by introducing our new Wrestlemania-themed podcast within a podcast, and by talking about which common household objects are dangerous for you to press your genitals into. Suggested talking points: Wrestlemania, Annoiding, Truckin', Conversational Currency, Sexting, Sleep Death Pods, Skyscared, Butter Doesn't Work

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to K Fabulous, your source for wrestling news. I'm your new sling. I'm the name of our radio station, K Fabulous. I do not. Well, as you know in pro wrestling, K Fabulous is the portrayal of events within the industry as real or true. It represents a suspension of disbelief required to watch

wrestling. So K Fabulous is the name of our wrestling show that we're doing. If you have to look at Urban Dictionary to decipher a goof, then I don't. But if you're in the world, this is a show for true fans. Ever since I am watching WrestleMania tonight, really into the world, the mythos, if you will, of WrestleMania, or as I like to call it, the big slam. And K Fabulous is the new direction for my brother. My brother made an advice over the modern era that represents that new direction, that bold new direction that I'm taking our show in. This is not an April Foolish. So basically, what you're saying is we've picked a fake sport for fake sport people. What? Who's your favorite slam man? Right now? People who are working right

now. I mean, all time, obviously, Brett, the hitman heart. Right now. Has he already fell and died? No, no, that's his dear brother, brother Owen. Right now, I am really into Fancy Dan, the turnbuckle man, who is sort of a he's kind of a he's kind of like that berries and cream guy from the Starburst commercials, except his leg muscles are just popping. You know, he's like he uses them to kick. I understand. Yeah, he'll kick anything that they don't let baby snare him anymore, because he will just kick. He it's like it's like blind instinct in there. It's like working with a Puma. I miss you know, I miss I miss I miss Jimmy Jean shorts. He was the rest. He was the rest. He was the slam man who would he would wear like sweatpants into the ring and just get the ever

loving shit just beaten out of him or kicked out of him. And then when in his hour of need, he would rip his sweatpants off and there'd be some jorts on under it. And then he would he would find his strength inside of himself via using the the gene shorts as some sort of focus. I do know who I miss. Who's that Travis, the karate kid. Yeah, he was very good. He was really weird. He had a weird thing about him. I do want to introduce ourselves before we get too deep into Kefabulous. I am your oldest brother, Justin, the reconciler McElroy. And I'm your middle is brother, Hacksaw Travis McElroy. And I am your baby brother, Griffin, Daisy Dukes, McElroy. I was Jimmy Jean shorts. Second, I was his his his job oil. Yeah, foil. That's what they use.

That's what they call it. Sort of like Paul Bear was the foil of the Undertaker. I am the one part of this goof in this advice show for the modern era that we do every week. The one part of this, this is not goof. I am indeed watching WrestleMania this evening. And I have been attempting to educate myself to catch myself up on some of the various storylines and plot lines that will be represented this evening. I reckon I I hear the rock is coming back to fight our friend, our our dear friend, John Cena. That is the athletic. The reigning champion from last year's WrestleMania, even though he was the fucking referee. Right WrestleMania, you are the craziest. You are so crazy. Speaking of crazy, what I was really shocked by is that

there are men in this athletic contest that were adult men wrestling when I was a baby, a baby boy. And now I'm a grown man. I've grown into my body. You know, I have my own muscles and my own takedown moves. Yeah, these guys are still out there doing their thing. They're still out there. The Undertaker is literally 78 years old now. Right. But how hard must it be to retire from this sport and do something else? Well, like, what do you do after this? Well, you become an Undertaker. I mean, your business, your business, you will not be able to control how how much work you get there. But he I mean, so he's for the Undertaker is 47 years old. He's basically I saw him in last year's WrestleMania. He looked 96. You could stack two dads on top of each other.

And depending on the dad, they still might not be as old as the Undertaker. Sure. He's the oldest person basically in the world. And he is out there tonight at the wrestling that I'm going to be a very big fan of. He is out there tonight just dealing out, you know, the classic Texas Red style justice that he's known for. He's he's going to be dishing it out and then driving his kids to school. Yeah, right. I don't want him to I don't want him to I don't want him to hear me because he could probably just obliterate me. He could just erase me from existence with one slam. But I watched him last year and his his his skin looked so brittle, wrapped around his muscles. It looked like at any time like if he gets slammed the wrong way, that his skin would just

like pop and his insides would just he would just spill out. I would just spill out onto the the canvas. That would be I mean, that's the ultimate power move. If you're talking about intimidation, if you if your opponent goes into a match knowing that with the wrong slam, you can split you wide open like a balloon full of spaghettios. That's a horrifying image to try to put on somebody. That's why Jimmy Jean Shorts isn't allowed to play anymore. Oh yeah, he burst he burst open Rey Mysterio. That's why he has to wear that mask. Poor Rey Mysterio. He's uh he is inspired by luchadors. CM Punk saw the event got so scared he went straight edge. These are all wrestling goofs. How do I know all this shit? I don't know. How do you know this?

It's terrifying. You have these deep pools of knowledge within yourself. Like the only thing I know some assorted like I knew I was going to bust out one of the I know one of the undertakers moves is the I'm so sorry for your loss. That's one that's the smelling salts. He's known for the he's known for his pile driver and I know that and I don't know how I know it's called the the tombstone. Isn't it? Tomb Tomb Tomb Raider. It's called the Tomb Raider. That's right. It's the name of that. It's the name of that move. So so this has been kfabulous our podcast and the podcast about wrestling. We sure hope you enjoyed it but now I think we should try our hands at some advice. I have quite a large friend group and we all get along but there's one girl who's part of them who

lately has just been so annoying. We try to be nice and try to be patient but sometimes she could be too annoying. Is there any way I can get her to leave us or at least me alone without being rude or hurting her feelings? That's from anointing Kansas City. What I mean I understand this is like a huge problem in pretty much every friend group. You have that one friend that every time he or she comes around they just ruin your pizza right ruin the special end of friendship toppings that you've made. No it's the the freshness they just they they lose the freshness of the pizza and you want to uh these are these are noid goofs. Okay. Oh wow wow wow. My friend is annoyed and like that are you are you wow welcome to the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.

Rowan and Martin and shit show. Guys the noid the noid is back. It's better than ever and more relevant than ever apparently. You could tell what great momentum he has because Griffin has to explain the goof to us. You can tell what a great great debt he's making in them. Who hears about the compromising of pizza freshness and doesn't instantly think of the noid? The two are synonymous. I mean basically you were right. The problem with this here's the problem with getting rid of the annoying friend. Got annoying friend in your group happens the best of us. If you get rid of that annoying friend someone else becomes the most annoying friend in your group and friend oh that might be you. You need to take you need if before you educate this

person you need to make sure that you are not going to be the new sort of object of ire you know. Is it sort of like the like a reverse Highlander? Yes yes there has to be one. There has to be one. Sometimes there's two but it has to be at least one and you need to make sure that you're not sort of next in the line of succession. Look around you make sure there's someone more annoying than you but less annoying than her. You're golden then you're set to move on. You guys are turning this into a punishment when in reality it could be a teacher-tunity. Oh how? I think you could show this person the error of their ways and I think you could do it in a classy way. Like a Christmas Carol kind of way?

Yeah well I don't know. There will be three ghosts. No there doesn't. Were there be ghosts? No the lesson won't be it won't be spectral in nature. This sounds like a one-ghost problem to me. Yeah maybe one and a half. So what you can do it'd be like hey um you just to let you know like when you talk during movies like it it it's irksome um this is a teacher-tunity I'm helping you. You got to make sure to say like I am helping you and make sure that they know that you're not just like slapping them on the wrist that they you know though Griff I think that that only works if the person already kind of has an inkling that they might be annoying. Oh they know. They know. How do they not? Their own parents don't like to hang around them. You need to

you need to tell this person listen you are in real dire straits here. Yeah. You're in peril of being educated. I'm going to reshape you like in the Legend of Bagger Vance. I'm going to train you in how to be a better person. This is me helping you. You are you constantly talk down any plans that we may come up with and it's just kind of it kind of brings down the group when you do that so if you'd be more of a yes man instead of a no sir then uh then I'm helping you this is a teacher-tunity get off my pizza. And as long as you have a clipboard that's totally cool. Everything's great. You can either start being a yes man or a hey where are you guys man that's why isn't anyone answering the phone man. Yeah you don't want to be that man so uh I think if you're it depends on

how much energy sometimes you don't have the energy for that especially as you get older you just you just kind of stop calling people. Yeah that's pretty much it you just sort of let them ease on ease on down the road. Well that's another oh that's another great lesson to take away from this Justin. If this person is like if you're in school and have a bunch of classes with this person and they are no matter what you do going to be in the same place as you on many occasions into the future don't pull the trigger on this. Yeah. Because they're still going to be there awkwardly over in the corner. Yeah right. So if you can escape them don't pull the trigger on this. Don't pull the trigger. You know what you should pull the trigger on though.

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like pretty extreme. They're putting their middle fingers in Jordan and Jesse's ears. Like corn holders. Here's the tweet. You're talking about your donation. You've got maxfundrive and NBNBAM hashtags in there. You've got a link to maximumfun.org slash donate. And you've got a picture. You're at 190 characters right now but go on. You've also got a picture of yourself flipping the double bird. One for Jordan and one for Jesse. And a drift of someone with a sour face is going hmm. No we don't have room for that. My tweet. You link that. You link that on twit pic. You're at around 300 characters. That's great. Just send that to us and we'll retweet it because I really want to see at least one person do that. Come on. Griffin. You know what I

mean. Here's a Yahoo answer for us to consider. It was sent in by Atyana Kuriyama. Thank you Atyana. It's by Yahoo Answers user Kyle who asks I'm a country boy and I want a tattoo. I think it's supposed to be tattooed but when it's only got the 1-0. I want Audrey Tatto. A tattoo is when you get a tattoo because you've plateaued in your life. Sure. I've tattooed. It's not a tattoo on your toe. Jones is gonna go for the fucking meta goof. I want something that says hey I'm a country boy and proud of it. Don't know which words to use though. Something short and sweet. A one liner or even better a few words. Thanks for the help. He's spelled four F-E-R to really drive the point home that he is rural.

Basically anything that Hank Williams Jr. has ever said, ever escaped his lips, well escaped his mustache more trickily would be a great option here. I suppose anything from the blue collar comedy tour. Any of their jokes. Get her done. No I think it's get them done. Just do it. Get them done already. Maybe like trucking and fucking. No way. No way. Maybe something patriotic like the diggum frog standing in front of an American flag but also on top of a French flag. While crushing a French Tweety bird. Dip one for my people. Dip one like he's doing but he's doing it in honor of his people. What says I'm a country. What is the message

Hank? What does he want to get out there? I'm a country boy and I'm proud of it. Maybe that seemed very sort of to the structurally from a grammar perspective. Done like a nice like calligraphy kind of style. Yeah. What about just oh in calligraphy just the word agriculture on your body. Would that be good? I feel like that says a lot about like I farmer my parents were farmers or ranchers but they were involved with the production of well produce that you get and eat at your grocery store. Maybe it's like a picture of a farm but they're growing pickup trucks. Is that an image we can capture in tattoo? An American eagle is harvesting them. I love this. Is the eagle driving like a caterpillar

like a caterpillar. I'm sorry a caterpillar like truck not enough. Oh yes. Yes he is doing it by himself and there are a bunch of migrants watching from afar and like crying. Migrants are watching the eagle driving the caterpillar truck harvesting smaller ears of trucks. The eagle has a tattoo that says trucking and fucking. And the eagle saying something like sorry Paco I've got it under control or something like sort of racist but not it's not like in your face. You wouldn't be ashamed to take it off with the Olympic pool you know. That's 110% racist. Is it because he said Paco? Yeah. Yeah that's so that was a contributing factor Travis. Can you get Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes and he's maybe like peeing on a city skyline? I was gonna say I'm a city skyline.

Why am I a city skyline? Because it's like fuck the city. Yeah. Oh right. Okay. He doesn't care for urban environments. You get the American eagle eating a city mouse. That might be a little hard to convey. Or a giant American eagle eating a city. What about a giant American eagle eating an American eagle retail store? Because it says oh my god. I know. I know. Why are the eagles so big? That's why why can't it be just like a tasteful eagle eating a tasteful yet smaller American eagle store? When you say giant do you mean like in scale or like on his back? I'm imagining a large ambulatory Foghorn Leghorn like walking around like super beefy eagle man hybrid. Oops. I'm turned on. Oh no. No. Can we get through one episode? Do you guys know the tattoo that Tony

Danza has? What is it? It is a picture on his bicep of a man walking and around the man it says keep on trucking. I recall this from like I think I saw it 15 years ago and god I hope that's correct but I'm fairly sure that is the tattoo that Tony Danza sports. He is two words away from trucking and fucking. With the slightest amount of modification we could get him on on the rural train. Or I guess the rural the pack mule? What's the train out there? I guess it's just a train. Who rides a train anymore? Right. Old time farmers that don't know shit about planes and things. They get scared. They think it's a white dragon. They don't think that farmers I'm sorry. No this is a good this is let's explore

this vein because you could just get an Amish person because the Amish are like the ultimate country boys. Oh the oldest school. Old school. Oh what you're listening to Hank Williams on the radio? We don't know who that is or what that is. We don't have zippers so maybe we're more straight than you think. When the black swan comes and revolution sweeps across this globe and technology shuts down around us the Amish are going to be the only ones that are out there just like living. That are making it. Just real quick. Okay. What is the black swan and why is it the harbinger of the apocalypse? I thought you meant that movie. Yeah I thought that too. No when that movie comes to Amish villages. Well I mean if that was the only movie they'd ever seen it would kind

of jack them up. Sure. That would be I mean that would be that would be pretty messed up but a black swan is a is a disproportionate role. I'm reading from Wikipedia now is a disproportionate role of high impact hard to predict and rare events that are beyond the realm of normal expectations in history science finance and technology so it's basically like it's the big one when the black swan comes up. So in this scenario Jesus second coming at the same time as Quetzalcoatl's first coming and they show up at the same time and they're like oh it's awkward. Let's do it. I can come back in a thousand years. You wreak havoc and then I'll come back and just sort of be and they'll both want to be the hero you know no one wants to everybody want no one wants to be the opener

you know everybody wants to close close out the stadium so uh they're oh my god Jesus riding Quetzalcoatl. Oh right we're all done. Well had a good ride didn't we humanity so get that tattoo. Yeah Jesus riding Quetzalcoatl would be a good tattoo. I would yeah that really likes people know that you're country and proud and then under it under that picture agriculture hey guys what's the non-rudest way to walk away from a conversation in the office that you know you can't contribute to anymore like say you're talking to someone and then someone else walks in and the conversation became about all about mammals from that point on would you interrupt the dialogue to say I'm leaving now or would you just walk away silently it's not like I don't like

mammals I just don't like talking about them sometimes and that's from mammals and marmalade it's strange is a strange obsession they have but I think do you work at a zoo we can help maybe I would I prefer to talk about reptiles today no more mammals for me I don't have anything to add reptiles are just scaly mammals basically yeah pretty much I think the non-rudest way is the most mysterious way and that is to just wordlessly don't make a big deal out of it just turn and walk away like mid-sentence but that's like super rude but first you gotta get get really big eyes and gasp a little bit just like you saw a ghost yeah just something where everybody now they're done talking about mammals because they're gonna

wonder what that weird shit you just did was but you can do that like once ever yeah it's not repeat it's not like a renewable resource of of extricating yourself and once once you do it once ever they're gonna come up to you immediately and be like hey hey man what's what the fuck that was really weird that was super weird that thing you did you look like you saw a black swan I'm can we go more mysterious can you carry with you a pouch of smoke bombs throw one down poof you're gone what's that in your other hand oh it's a patch of it's a pouch of caltrups you drop those in the smoke they'll never find you they'll try to but they'll step on the caltrups and they'll hurt they'll never talk to you again you'll probably get fired this is not

a good this is not not good advice smoke bomb caltrups where did he go he grappling hooked away because he's tension don't worry about grappling hook you also need a grappling hook you you need that basically a lot of ninja gear do you know about katanas um i maybe just hang around like you don't have to you don't have to this is the seat okay okay i'm on i'm on this here's the biggest misconception that people have about conversations no one enters a conversation to listen to things nope everybody enters a conversation to to talk about things and force people to listen the listening part is the is you paying the piper for all the talking you're going to do later so if you are if you are in a conversation and you don't have anything to add you are like

you're sitting pretty because you can just pile up debt of listening like you can really be a great listener because you're in that very rare position of not having anything to say and no one wants you to talk no one ever wants anyone else to talk all you whenever wants is to talk and have everyone hang on their words so you're not holding up your end of the social bargain here this so just stand there so you're saying you wait you waited out like a storm and then you say are we done with bammles and they say yeah you say good because it's time to talk about dr who strap in it's it's dr who time it's dr who time well we're kind of i'll take it a step further and i'll look at it like that but then when they leave a window open leave a door open like they mentioned a doctor

and you then you jump right in there and you that is the Travis that is the Travis macroi method and you pretend like you just invented that as a goof for this part no i'm not at all you you wedge yourself right in in the conversation oh and say did you mention doctors like no i didn't like well now that we have let's talk about dr who okay yeah that's my move that's not like a good move though we have people love that stop pulling that move forever so i uh yeah you say that but i mean i know you're wondering for a while now and i know you're wondering about this this bleeding headband i uh i was in a horrible accident and i just got back from the doctor and oh hey hey did you watch did you do it i loved it i loved it you hear about the new companion

it's crazy what were you saying wolf ah you're dead fuck sorry i was driving to the hospital his next words were gonna be i need you to shoot this needle into my heart but and you know you and the worst part is not that they died but because you've always wanted to try that you always want to try to jam it jam on the needle and somebody's heart full of what do they put in there dremelin that means you know i'm doing mountain do search just just a ah fuck dammit uh just sit there and listen yeah what's the worst that could happen is what a nice what a nice situation to be in and not be expected to contribute anything just and if there's enough people in the circle like if if we're talking like one on one or like three people you got to

stand there forever like until it naturally breaks up but if you're like in a group of like eight nine people no one cares if you're there or not if you're in a big circle full of people and they're all talking remember that god gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason but also gave you two legs and two arms which is four so maybe jump in the middle of the circle and just dance just dance away just bust the move just bust the move just start dancing because you that is gonna that will be a new topic of conversation especially if you start slowly at first and just like build up to it you like you ease into the what you're saying about mammals yeah my favorite mammal is a blue whale you gotta make these mouth noises too yeah

man i sure hope blue whales are mammal oh boy howdy do i ever we are gonna get emails about that if incorrect okay that's also great because then you'll be fired i well i don't think you'll be fired i think you'll be promoted yeah chief dance is the opposite i recently turned 23 and my parents pulled the Prius promise on me two days before my birthday they asked what i wanted as a president i told them i wanted a high quality camera which is something i was planning to buy for myself on the day of my birthday they told me they were still looking into what camera to get and didn't have anything for me and it's been a few weeks and i'm not and now i'm not sure how they're going to get it for me at all uh in which case i would just buy the camera myself but i don't

want to do that if they've already ordered it online or something how do i broach the subject without putting them on the spot or how long should i wait before i can safely assume they won't be getting me the camera now it's from camera shine california oof oof oof i have been in this position almost exactly and it is the worst because basically what you're saying is hey when you're gonna give me that present yeah it is rough here's here's the what here's one of the big mistakes you made and this is a tricky this is a tricky thing but if you care about something especially if it's a big purchase you should never let anyone make it for you like exactly especially with that fucking camera there's so many variables so many does it take picture

what lens what yeah high quality video low quality video instant facebook posting nude pics for sexting sexting does it have sex is it sex enabled there's so many choices you gotta just hand them a pic this isn't like this isn't like kid stuff at christmas where you can get the big toy book get a red marker and just circle 50 things and say like i can't wait for sanagay here this isn't like that can you get on can you kick start can you kick start a camera for yourself are you asking are you telling this person to ask their dad to kick start for the camera no you i mean your dad can kick start in if you want but you have to kick start the kick starter the program you have to start your dad yeah hey yeah kick stop my dad don't you never stop

griffin yeah is it time yet time yeah sure this yahoo answer was sent in by lisa holofield thank you lisa it's by yahoo answers user buddhist prime who asks is it illegal to take pictures of adults sleeping on college grounds after class when they are tired as long as i am not profiting from it wait people people may not like it people who are awake watching me take pictures of others may have a hissy fit about it but there's nothing illegal about it right and if they get confrontational with me or put the hands on me i can report them to the police and they can go to jail right because people who do that have serious issues and need to be identified before they can become a later risk potential ultimately i want to petition the dean for sleep capsules to be installed so that

students including myself can rejuvenate our tired minds and do better in school and i would use the sleeping students pictures as evidence for this whoa several issues hold on hold on oh my god this ramahol goes so deep but first off let's just get this out of the way by students they mean girls and by girls they mean attractive girls and by the dean they mean their penis and by sleep capsules they may actually be talking about sleep castles that may actually be on the level that that's weird enough to actually be be accurate and just just so i know in what way would you profit from taking pictures of sleeping people who what what is like a coffee table book market for all that traffic you can sell pictures of anything look at yesterday i looked for pictures of a bull

in a china shop but also all the but a candy shop instead because it was to illustrate a very important post i was reading my writing for my live journal and i had to go to a one of the stock photo places and search for like bull in a candy shop and i got a lot of results that i did not enjoy seeing but i but but i had to do it people buy pictures of anything weird anything sleeping people dead people don't kill the people that are sleep don't kill no don't kill people at all things that are illegal this thing that you've described maybe maybe killing definitely killing people definitely 100 percent right so don't do that part i don't know if you take it if you take it here's the thing if you take a picture of me and i'm asleep and all you do is show it to the dean i won't know about

it look at griffin look at how pitiful he looks i can't do anything about it i'm so tired i got a little sunburn yesterday i can barely move i can't chase you down i think that this is probably one of those things that may not be outright illegal but if i catch you doing it i will find a way to make it illegal like i will claim it in a way that will make it sound really you'll take them to nicolodeon kids court yeah you'll see them on like judge judy or something there's no legal precedent for this but sir i mean it's pretty pretty skeezy i guess if i see a picture of you taking a picture of it on a sleep person i will find an adult and they will take they will take care of an adult i will go get a teacher and i will make them do something about it can you imagine if you were

the dean and brother rolled up with just like 500 pictures and just like slammed them down on your desk i could really go for a naparoo so here's some some smut maybe like very particular smut this might be smutty here's here's the thing you fucking creep and i hate to poo poo your pet project here but they already have sleep capsules you know they're called bedrooms go to them and fucking sleep in them you weirdo i don't care that you're in college and you're discovering your body and you're questioning your faith i don't give a shit about any of that go to like a bank go to the mall go to a place where real people are doing actual things and see how many these fucking people said oh i'm sleepy i'm gonna lay down the ground and i just wish there was a

capsule here that i could sleep in and you know what i find funny as you've been describing this just then if this person were doing it as an art project there'd be nothing weird about this right it's the sleep capsule dance it's that what the fuck is a sleep capsule i think you're a tanning bed i picture a tanning bed he shouldn't be he shouldn't be penalized for having a functional project creepy as though it may be because i don't know if you guys know this sleepiness in college it's an epidemic it's taken over the world that's why we have like five hour energy drinks and sleeping do you know what you know do you know do you know how much vitamin b is in a five hour energy drink what the percentage is if you're doing i have to get me you're going

eight thousand three hundred and thirty three percent that's a little bit too much b just to touch too much b in those can i ask you guys a serious question about five-hour energy drink that i've had forever yeah are you sterile because of all the five-hour energy drinks you drink no i know why i'm sterile on the commercial it's what's your reason it's because i'm a god man um on the commercial for five-hour energy it says if you're not sure how it'll affect you to drink half at first does that give you 50 percent of energy for five hours or two and a half hours of a hundred percent energy it's not see you think that it stacks like that but i had a friend who uh wanted to stay up for an entire day so uh he he drank five of them uh like in a row just like bam bam bam bam

and then he uh jumped up and he kicked the sun and he burned it he burned to death and the sun's obviously in the sun's heat he died that was the weirdest episode of jersey sure if you guys have never seen that one track it down uh what a twist hey here's my problem with the sleep capsules okay how do you explain to a local homeless that you have a bed but this one is closer to the chick filet on campus yeah so you're gonna sleep there if that's cool and by the way sir if you can please not sleep in it even though right you're homeless yeah how do you how do you have that conversation with them not that you should talk to them but how if they were to approach you right flailing wildly and shouting about whatever it is they do you know how they

would be i'm not interacting with them myself i live in a i live in a small town but um how i imagine they are how would you have that conversation with them that you had that this is second bed and they can't they can't get near it it's like you charge a nickel yeah most um you charge a nickel into the bed into the bed i so you're saying that that if i was a homeless person for for the princely sum of five cents a night i could have i could have a home is that i don't know how the homeless economy works justin a lot of misconceptions here uh you don't get a whole night's worth of sleep for five cents in the sleep capsule you get 20 you get a 20 minute inner john nap and then the sound of sirens uh wakes you up and then you can you can put

another nickel in but it's it just adds to your time what do you guys think the perfect nap length is what's the perfect see i i i usually need 25 just for that five minutes of deep ram getting getting that head space i need to get in the head space and i'm i'm going to take a nap maybe the sleep capsule has some sort of tech in it that just like maybe like a hammer just like bang just like hits you right in the center like in both temples at once and you die for just like 20 minutes but then you come back out of it because there's a needle a needle that comes out and shoots mountain dew under your heart oh and there's an adjacent flat liners booth so you you can pay a nickel and flat liners with somebody as they take a death nap in the an adjacent

capsule is that yeah basically the way i understand it right sure yep okay with a homeless man standing guard why do we not pay the homeless to guard our sleep slash flat liners capsules and that way they wouldn't have they would get a it'd be a good steady work and we're creating jobs you're welcome obama yeah welcome obama and all we have to do to get this plan to revitalize our country's uh business sector uh to shoot mountain dew into its it's it's failing heart all that we have to do is take some pictures of sleepy college coeds is that okay and and in closing dean thank you for your time thank you for your time sorry that i've been jerking off this whole time just got out of the sleep inner john and now i have so much energy i gotta be i will find my own

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i'm flying to boston for packs east next week and not only is this the only second time i've flown somewhere uh but it is also my first time flying alone despite the fact that i am handsome and manly i'm also claustrophobic and afraid of heights which makes hurtling through a tube in the sky rather stressful what can i do to keep myself from having a panic attack that's from airborne in austin this is my this is my no fail uh pleasurable flying plan so you go to the airport right make sure you get there with enough time uh to to so it's not going to be stressful for you you get you don't drink any caffeine that's key you go to the gift shop you get yourself some drama mean what's that you're not motion sick i don't give a shit you buy yourself some drama

you uh get yourself a beverage that is not uncaffeinated you right when your flight boards you get into the flight you take two drama mean you slurp down some of that soda but not so much that um you know it's going to give you a full bladder jam those jamming in 30 minutes you are going to have a pleasant fuzzy feeling all over your body you're going to be sleepy and you're also uh it dries you out you're going to have a little bit of cotton mouth but you're also not going to have to pee the whole time that's great it is how long does that last i it's like it it's like it can last up to six hours so if it's a longer if it's shorter than that you might experience a little groggyness but nothing is a quick stop at the airport starbucks won't fix you um oh and

that that non-caffeinated beverage by the way uh if you can make it an alcoholic beverage you are really going to be there for a treat bobs your uncle that's i mean that's where it is maybe just uh i don't know if you if you're in the plane and you get sky scared then you make your way to the restroom disable that smoke alarm because it's not really a crime and then you uh maybe uh uh smoke a uh jazz cigarette some weed you're saying roll up a i'm saying like light a fat a heavy spliff spliff you uh a pocket you pack a joint you pack a joint paper put some uh put weed uh dust in it and then you eat it okay and then you ask to take a tour of the cockpit this is sir madam pardon i would like a tour of the cockpit and a pair of tiny wings

sir you are holding the smoke alarm in your hand so tell me what's it like what do you what's the end game here there are wires sticking out of the back of it comically comically your pants are on your ankle what you're crying sir where do we go from here what's the next step your mouth looks really dry your mouth looks super dry what's going on you spoke to me andramamine ah fuck y'all he's shaking he's going in shakes get the needle get the do he needs to do the do this is just another case of sky fear gone bad when will we finally stop flying when was ever meant to do this uh that is the worst pilot ever i think we cannot let him fly that happened that just happened with that pilot he was like not 11 it's like hey hey sir pardon sir sir sir you're

in charge you have been charged with the the the safety the safekeeping of 100 lives so if you do my sully solo i know that you have a little a touch of the sky fear but if you could just do me one favor and just lock it down just for like two hours we're in tulsa in two so if you could lock down your sky fear just for two just for two sir if you can just keep your shit together for two hours and let me get off the the metal bird and let me get off this white dragon we can we can talk we can talk all about how it was a hoax but and how it's all happening again in real time and jesus and i get it and quesit codle and oh it's all great it's all gravy just give me two if you can give me two that would be fantastic if you could just act like a grown ass man for two

god damn hours take the tramamine light this spliff i just i just took out the smoke machine the smoke alarm i took the smoke machine out of the cockpit it was doing nobody any favors i turned off the smoke monster well i can sit here i will talk to you about dr who for two hours and we will just get and then what we're we're in tulsa just handle it just calm down and fly the one thing you have to do is like as a pilot the planes basically fly themselves we've heard we've all heard it said the one thing you have to do as a pilot you're one sort of responsibility is to not leave the cockpit and start talking about 9 11 that's like the one thing you don't have to do if you could not do that one thing your job is you are like 75 percent of the way there after that

is just looking good and banging stewardesses but you know though this this pilot though might have been going out of his way for customer service what do i mean you ask i'll explain please do because right now this is crazy i fly on an airplane what i want every time i have the experience and i know i know but what i want is an experience in which upon landing the plane the entire uh the entire flight just erupts into applause okay okay like we're just so happy to have landed okay like we did it we've done it and nothing says i'm so glad to have landed like a crazy sky scared pilot what you're saying you're giving me the tyler dirton tomorrow when you wake up after this flight your cereal tastes better than it ever has before is that what you're telling me

i've gotten halfway there i've flown on a flight at christmas where we're saying christmas carols in midair during turbulence that's fucking beautiful are you kidding me yeah but we didn't applaud when we landed i tried and nobody joined in with me hey travis if i want to appreciate the life christ is giving me i'll read a mitch album book okay for the for the duration of the flight if the pilot could just not leave the cockpit and talk about 9 11 and i'll be back here reading tuesdays with moray sir if i if he came on the intercom and which is like hello ladies and gentlemen i just want to take a second to talk to you about 9 11 is it it was if you watch the videos if you watch the videos it you do the voice like traveston yeah i'm talking to my hands uh if you watch the

videos on youtube they explain a lot new world order illuminati there were missiles on the plane oh oops if i see the pilot on a flight that i'm on i'm like well that's it i'm dead i'm dead i will look out the window fully expecting us to be fucking flying into the hungry mouth of a volcano because that's where i think we are there's nothing you want to see less than a than the pilot i could oh the pilot's just walking in the bathroom to take a shit i don't care i saw him leave his charge if i'm if i'm at terminal b and i see a pilot at the chili's express i'm going to defecate my pants i don't want to see any pilots ever they have one plate they should be surgically attached to the cockpit that's where they belong don't get out of there it's a one day you can't do

you know do you know who do you know that there was another pilot like on the plane that went into the cockpit and helped them land it yeah that's going to give you a false sense of security right that you just always assume there's another one there's a backup pilot sure if you're first if your first one breaks down absolutely dope is that guy though don't worry i got this i've got this and you know what in the footage that i saw it definitely looked like he was wearing a uniform are they like spider-man like they have to keep it on well you know how the pilot's life is a horrible horrible life to leave because imagine when justin you and i both work at home so like punching out not a big deal like we can just go in the kitchen and now we're eating a sandwich

travis you have to drive home uh when you punch the clock pilot he could punch the clock and be like ah fuck what like where i'm in tokyo god damn it i gotta go get on a plane and get home to i just assumed they were nomadic and just sat down wherever the plane landed you think home is whatever port yeah exactly they're like merchants but that's i don't think that's how it i don't think that's i'm almost certain they are they're citizens of no land right they have no allegiance to that's why if you're gonna go to war the first ones you should court or the pilots because they have no allegiance to any swath of land they say they say no no territory but the sky no race but the blue and that's their sort of credo that's their motto that's their house words

basically that was the nerdiest that was the single nerdiest paragraph you've ever i didn't come up with it griffin blame the pilots maybe the fact that maybe they don't have enough stress they obviously don't have anything to worry about maybe you should pile your complaints on with them things you're obviously gonna look finding them because they're always on the move you can't track them down you can't crush them you have to work from the inside and they have diplomatic immunity is that true that's true pilots can do anything it's not considered a crime pilot cannot be charged for anything there's actually only one there's only really only one like uh i would say like no no if you're a pilot can you guess what it is did you get did you guess

leaving the cockpit and talking about 9 11 because that is exactly it that's the one thing you can't do that that will get you that will get you uh excommunicated from the church of flying that's a really bad thing to do and then you got to start paying taxes again one one thing just one last actionable thing for realsies this is a hundred percent like i don't like flying really either but the one thing that i do that helps me lock down my sky scaredness my sky fear is uh just look at the stewardess and look at how bored she looks or look at the steward that was my thing i think i told you that and i think you took that to heart look at the flight look at the flight attendant and just look at how bored they look and just think

like this is even when it gets rough even when it gets choppy if they are flying into the mouth of a volcano a flight attendant will just you know just keep on keep on reading hunger games not a big deal not a big deal look you breathe their people magazine and they won't even trust the pilot trust the plane unless that but i bet you that's the worst fear in the world because they think everything's cool and locked down a hundred percent of the time and that's why they look bored and the pilot snaps and it's like 9 11 i bet you the fear that they feel is like when superman feels pain for the first time i bet you they just they just shit today in seconds they yeah it's it's uh it's gotta be a spooky one because you gotta tell yourself that nothing ever happens

on planes yeah planes yeah you've got it that's what you gotta promise that's what you have to keep telling yourself how about a yahoo answer yeah that sounds good this yahoo was sent by joanna hines thank you joanna it's by yahoo answers user stupid ass nice who asks what's his username though uh it's carl weathers fan 2011 okay carl weathers fan 2011 asks penis stuck in a cd tray i thought it would be funny but then i got sucked in i am in incredible pain i can't get it put what do i do butter doesn't work this is actually horrifyingly uh close to some of the emails we get from first time listeners i tell you what you don't do let's press the close button yeah well it sounds like he has already committed that particular foible right so wait he

put okay so he put his penis in the cd tray sure and closed it i think it may have it may have been an auto closed situation you know if you leave the cd tray out for too long they don't want you to slip and step on it and break your computer so can i assume he just immediately killed himself yeah what kind of what kind of first off let me just get this out of the way hit me if this is some kind of viral thing for there's something about mary too there's something else about mary i'm gonna be very there's something more about mary something that we're yet to discover dumb and dumb and dumber right um that then i will be very put out secondly who is using cd players who is out there putting you deserve it you know what maybe this is amish they're they're not used

to dealing with zippers so they don't have a sort of a perennial fear about their um dong zones well but this this this could also be a like a cd or or dvd drive on like a computer but like even then like who doesn't just download all their shit like you can't get your you can't get your penis stuck in steam you know guys you're missing you're missing my question sorry travis go ahead what kind of goof is this yeah what how did this happen i did it to be funny maybe it's okay in what context maybe it's like a lo-fi high-tech bris right was somebody else using the computer you stuck up behind them and put your penis in the disk drive oops got ya oh no don't close it there's a few things i would say there's a few things in the world maybe a small handful that you shouldn't

put your penis in uh like crocodiles a crocodile's mouth kardashian well i was gonna say like a cigar cutter but you okay i was i'm talking about a novelty guillotine yeah uh a refrigerator door a freezer door a toaster oven there's actually you know what there's a lot there's actually like just one or two things that you it's actually okay to the giants and buttholes people that's it thank you that's it and pumps for some of us that's not okay actually pump is okay no because i could really get to know the pump first and i could search yahoo answers for penis pump oops and i would get 10 responses each of which say butter doesn't work i would say given that if you search penis blank oops like anything in the middle there the number one response is going to be

butter doesn't work it's it's turning green oh god oh god oh god oh god it's turning green help me something like this is okay so i have in in the hundred episodes of doing the show what i've learned is to not judge anybody for the stuff that they are into correct agreed so if this dude had put like i wanted to bone my computer yeah so i put my penis in it yeah i'd be like you know what i i i don't i don't necessarily subscribe to that but go for it there's so many sharp edges though but to do it as a goop there's also better ports that you could use but to do it what's that travis what what's that travis what port do you have usb 4.0 and this time we shaped it like a vagina for goofs he puts it in put it in his a tappy i got this new guarantee this new thunderbolt dongle there

is somewhere a weird thing that you can hook up to a usb port that is a vagina right a usb vagina right you're probably right i know i'm right this is the thing though this is 2012 right now and this is what's so frustrating and this kind of goes back to your like you know different strokes literally for different folks um if you want to fuck it there's probably a web page that tells you how to like sort of safe in a safe space safe for discussion and also safe in the sense of like oh god oh no how can i don't know yeah not my genitals please but like please are my favorite you can just do a little resource next time that is not and then don't try to cover it up by saying i thought it would be funny be honest with yourself you wanted to bone your computer here's a better

yahoo to ask uh uh car weather's fan 2010 asks uh think about putting my penis in a disk drive for sexual pleasure uh got some butter at the ready j i c uh it uh tips tips tips tips advice anybody got any experience in this particular department there's a there's a yahoo answer worth asking yeah right not then you might get someone then you might get uh you know then you might get billy d williams uh fan 2010 who comes in and is like uh don't because butter definitely but it was a butter the butter will be it will just run down and do nothing what yeah and don't wait till your penis is in a computer and stuck there before you're typing on yahoo answers that said you know an ounce of prevention yeah right that says there's net he's

never been so happy to have that wireless keyboard you know because he thought it was the biggest expense it's the ultimate cash 22 because the only way you can free his penis is by turning the computer off and freeing him himself from his lifeless jaws but the only way you can do that is to turn it off and then not get that answer from yahoo answers cash 22 cash 22 he's again this is another my baby just drank a bunch of alcohol question yeah maybe going to yahoo answers isn't your best outlet okay travis what other thing what other bulletin board on the planet is going to know how to solve this particular pickle a doctor this is the first i you could read every medical journal on the planet and stuck my disc dick in a disc drive is not going to

show up not going to ping any results and travis where was your fucking folksy bland of home brand of homespun wisdom back before he put his dick in a computer yeah where were you well that was the time to call your local doctor uh excuse me doc no doctor in the world is gonna okay that one though you don't want it's easier to get forgiveness and permission really you don't want to you know i think that's a great litmus test yeah with my hometown old-timey document still hands out lollipops are proof of me stinging my dick in this for goofs um and it was not for goofs it was not for goofs it was not for you were trying to create a cyborg hybrid but this is not this is not how a sanctioned way to do it this is how you get your dick in a computer forever you have to carry

this computer you're gonna walk your daughter down the aisle with your dick in this good you're gonna have your cpu in one hand your daughter in the other so just enjoy that lifestyle is that what you would like can't fly anymore because you can't get it through the security i bet that'd be one way to deal with your sky fear though this is just let your just let your dick just get well because after that you got nothing to be afraid of like what's gonna happen to you after you get your dick stuck in a computer forever like that gives you a really great like point of reference for what i don't like any other pain you experience it doesn't compare to that one time yeah right oh i stub my toe i mean i guess it's kind of bad but it's no dick in a

computer right i got a macbook error because it doesn't have a disk drive in it because i thought maybe there might be tempted maybe maybe i don't know that that's a chance but i mean i i sit with this computer on my lap maybe i'll sneeze funny that would that would that would that sneeze would have to be hysterical yeah put your uh to put your wiener in there uh guys thank you so much for guys seriously don't google usb vagina don't it griffin you did didn't you uh there's i might just be looking at usb vagina dot blog spot dot com maybe just browsing some articles just perusing some recent posts uh thank you so much for listening to our show and bearing with us as we talk about things that are really just the pits just really terrible stuff really dredging it up

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