My Brother, My Brother And Me - My Brother, My Brother and Me 12: The Last Frownbender

Episode Date: July 5, 2010

It's time to celebrate the fact that you didn't blow off any fingers or hands during last night's Independence Day festivities -- why not exercise your still-present digits by clicking on the button... which brings the sounds of our voices into your ear holes? It's right there. No, to the left. Left a bit more. Now you're playing Jezzball. Close that window. Click the X! You can do it, grandpa! Suggested talking points: Sex Chameleon, Jumping to Pedo conclusions, J.P. Garglestench, your best worst friend, nose whiskey, the boner fairy, bucket list break-up.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If you change your mind, on the first in line, Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me, let me know, gonna be around. If you got no place to go when you're feeling down. If you're all alone, when the pretty birds have flown on us. This is the Ipacac edition of my brother and my brother I made. This is a great idea that Travis had. Travis had, we would all, a lot of podcasts do like drunk editions.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Do a lot of podcasts do that? All podcasts legally do that. I think at some point they all... People might be eating, I hear that a lot from our community where people like to eat while they listen to our show and I think that this particular edition might put them off. You didn't take an Ipacac did you? You bailed on this.
Starting point is 00:00:59 You didn't take any. I've got a delicate stomach. If I take that stuff, I'll be up for it. Okay, well then we'll just do the usual thing where it's an advice show for the modern era. We'll vomit mad advice. We'll spit wisdom. And also vomit.
Starting point is 00:01:14 And also vomit. I wish you guys would have told me this before I took all the Ipacac. Oh, I'm Justin McRoy by the way. I'm Travis McRoy. I'm Griffin McRoy. Hey, can you guys hear me over there? Can you hear me all the way out on the east coast? Griffin's in the rocket Midwest style these days.
Starting point is 00:01:32 He's moved to... I'm up in that bread basket dog. He finally got his piece of the pie. And did. It's so nice out here. No. No? Scary.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Can I come back please? Have you seen any gangs? So hot all the time. Gangs and wild dogs just right across the street. And I... I don't like it here anymore. Oh man. Okay, so here we go.
Starting point is 00:01:58 This is the first question. It's from form spring. My university flatmates have gone home for the summer. What are you? Where are you from? Flatmates? However, I have a summer placement. What can I do to stop becoming too bored or going slightly crazy?
Starting point is 00:02:16 I don't understand half of the words. I don't speak the same language as you. A summer placement, flatmates. I think they have summer classes. I know what you can do to help pass the time. Get an English dictionary and memorize it. So you call things the right names. Or maybe just move to Marca.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Move to Marca. This would be the best day to do it. Yeah. America's birthday. Greatest day. How old is this old lady Liberty? 60, 70 years old. Who can keep track?
Starting point is 00:02:48 I believe you mean 70 years young. 70 years young. Being bored, I wish I remember those days. I remember when I would worry about being bored. Who has time to be bored anymore? Are you sleeping enough? Set yourself up some kind of random project. This summer I am going to read 16 books.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I am going to build a cabinet. I am going to open a lemonade stand. A lemonade stand for grown-ups. Only Mike's hard lemonade. Yeah, what's up? That's gotta be legal, right? Refreshing. Yeah, that's a good, I like Travis' suggestion.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Say by the end of this summer you're going to be like, really kick ass at photography or kung fu or something. And use your time that way. Or street side bartending. Or just treasure these days because soon you won't be bored. Yeah. Ever again. Soon you'll be dead.
Starting point is 00:03:51 It's the best time to go exploring too, because if you're in a college town and everyone's gone. Yeah, like if you're in a college town and everyone's left for the summer, you can go to all kinds of places. Or you can just go on a rampage. Just go on a looting rampage because nobody's there. Yeah, say by the end of this summer I'm going to break into 16 houses. Goals are so important.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Goals setting is so important. So I got a problem. Oh no. I'm in a situation. I love this girl. I work with her. Also, I'm a random person on form spring. But she has a boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:04:30 That is a problem. She has told me she likes, let me start at the beginning, because I feel like we've gotten confused. I'm in a situation. I love this girl to work with, but she has a boyfriend. She has told me she likes me and wants to date me, but she doesn't want to lose what she has with her current boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:04:47 But I really want to date her. What? What should I do? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Okay. So, all right. She's with, okay. You love girl A.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Girl A is dating girl B. Guy B. Wait. Wait. Lesbian apocalypse. Yep. It's coming so quickly. Is it a girl?
Starting point is 00:05:11 I don't know. So, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. I have a bigger problem with this question, and it's that he starts with, I love this girl I work with. Yikes. Yeah, dude. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:29 You are rushing. Here's the thing. If she is with this guy and she also wants to be with you, then they are hopefully going to self-destruct. But you need to tell her that if she wants to be with you, you're better than that. She needs to drop the proverbial zero and get with the proverbial hero, but don't let her string you along like this.
Starting point is 00:05:55 If she wants to be with you, she needs to dump that dude. I know it sucks. I know he's going to cry and sit her shitty mixtape for a week. Sorry. It sounds like she's setting up if she wants a little booty on the side. If she's making a statement, yeah, I want to be with you, but I don't want to lose what I have with my current boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:06:10 A, that's a really shitty thing to say. B, what she's setting up is, but we can still hang out and then you guys can. Is that what you want to be, form spring? Yeah. You want to be a side booty? You know, I knew a guy with a side booty once. It's really tragic.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I shouldn't joke about it. Yeah. It's serious. What's that stain on the side of your pants? I'm sorry. I have a side booty and I have no controller because my destiny aren't wired properly. I absorbed one-tenth of a twin and I just got one of his butt cheeks. So he has, wait, let's jump back.
Starting point is 00:06:44 So he has two butts, one on the back, one on the side. It's more of a one and a half situation. Yeah. The one on the side doesn't count as much. It's like a side butt, but it's only like half a butt because you don't have room for a full butt on the side of your body. God, biology 101, Travis. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I wasn't paying attention that day. They can fix that with a pretty simple outpatient procedure. Or you can just ask your doctor wife about it. Jacob, via Gmail, asks, recently at a camp out with a couple of friends in my backyard, in the Canadian woods, I got really close to a girl. My friend has been chasing for a while and ended up hooking up with her without anyone else noticing. I like that pervage. Should I tell my butt or keep it a secret?
Starting point is 00:07:31 Tell your butt. Jacob. What can I say? Nice ninja hooking up first of all. Jacob has the ability to turn invisible, like a chameleon whenever he's fully aroused. Jacob, I think that this story is so cool that you just need to write it out because you don't want to taint it by telling your friend. I think you need to keep this a secret in your heart when things are down.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Just think about that time that you covertly snuck into a girl. Here's my question. Did she notice? I think you should go ahead and tell him because if you were that stealth about it, then he probably won't believe you. And he'll just turn it into a joke and he'll defuse the whole situation. Yeah. I would never tell anybody.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Yeah. Keep it to yourself. And keep up the discreet love-making because that's a skill that you're going to exercise more often than you might think. This is one situation where I kind of wish this guy would start an advice podcast where he could ask him about his secret love-making. I was in the middle of a group of friends, but I really wanted to bone down on this girl. In such a way.
Starting point is 00:08:46 One of my friends was like, did you feel a breeze? And the other one said no, but I just had a man love for an hour. And you were unaware. This is the guy who set up the popcorn dick trick. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn. I like this guy. What's up with that language? I can't say popcorn.
Starting point is 00:09:06 It's America's birthday. Could we maybe... She said a little. Keep it down a little. Yeah, who answers user Jessica asks, can I hit American men? She expounds, hi, I am Jessica from France and this fall I will be going to college in the U.S. I just wondered if dirty American boy tries to hit on me. Can I slap him hard in the mouth with clenched fists so his yellow teeth breaks?
Starting point is 00:09:32 Only French man can touch this. Will this get me in trouble? No, I think that's fine. I don't know much about the law, but I mean, if you make his yellow teeth breaks, then you could, you know, he could make you pay for it, the operation. Listen, on this American's birthday, I feel like I have to be the one to say, Jessica, you would be lucky, lucky to have some American penis. Go on.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Again with the language. I said penis this time. How is that not better? It's like weirder. It's grosser. Is it grosser? Grosser degrees. No, like American.
Starting point is 00:10:09 You're making me more and more uncomfortable. I'm going to eat some American wieners later, but those are called Freedom Franks because we can't say French dogs anymore. So they're Freedom Franks these days. Like we all used to. Yeah, like we used to. If Jessica comes to the U.S. and hits an American man in the mouth, I'll go to war with France.
Starting point is 00:10:26 It'll be my own private campaign. Your own private campaign. Do you think Tristan would come help you out with that? Tristan's going to come and he's going to fuck Jessica up. I can picture Tristan listening to this podcast and hearing that question and just start smearing on war paint and tying a bandana around his head. Well, now it's time to go be Jessica too. He's going to hog tie Jessica.
Starting point is 00:10:49 He's going to hog tie Jessica and use Jessica to beat Osama to the death. It's going to be totally awesome. Oh, I think Jacob just had sex with me. Wow. I did not see that coming. There's a joke in there somewhere. Something coming. Now go on.
Starting point is 00:11:13 What? Monster. On America's birthday, Travis, I was. I work with many interesting people. This is not true of me. This is Dan from Gmail. I work with many. It is true of me.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I'm just not the one talking. It's not. It's not my question. One in particular has a disturbing mustache that looks like he would drive an ice cream truck and have a basement full of children. How do I nicely inform him that his mustache is a sad and failed attempt at having facial hair? Oh, the pedo stash.
Starting point is 00:11:40 That's tough. I don't understand. So it's like he is a part-time ice cream truck driver and part-time like daycare attendee. Dead children. He has like a. I'm sorry. Or maybe the children are manufacturing the ice cream for him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:55 He has like a slave labor thing going on in his. I don't think we should jump to pedo conclusions. Oh, okay. Let's give this guy the benefit of a doubt. Okay. All right. So you think that he's worried because the guy that he works with is interesting, but looks like he might run a small business and also employ local children and be infusing
Starting point is 00:12:16 cash in the economy. That's what you think. Yeah. That's what he's worried about. The American economy. Right. Happy birthday, America. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Thank you, America. Thank you, America for everything. Thank you, America. It's so good. It's such a good country. I think that you, this would be such an awkward conversation that what you need to do is sneak into his house when he's asleep, shave it off when he's not paying attention and then just say, what happened the next day?
Starting point is 00:12:43 If I might suggest, get Jacob's help. Yeah. Get Jacob's help. He's really good with stealth. I don't, I don't, I can't grow hair in the area underneath the corners of my mouth. Which makes it hard to go with a full goatee and sort of ends up with a half van dyke, half pedo stash. It's a no, it's a no tea.
Starting point is 00:13:09 It's a no tea. And I sympathize with this guy because it's every man's right to have facial hair. Only some people are better at it than others. Travis has a full luscious beard that you could hide Skittles and Jolly Ranchers in to recall it for later snacking. But I, I can't get that going. Dan, if I might suggest, start posting pictures in your cubicle of men with these pedo stashes like Jeffrey Dahmer, guys like this, until eventually this guy, now this will reflect poorly on
Starting point is 00:13:46 you. So you need to be ready for that. But I think that's the only way to do it without just saying, hey, creep stash, how's your creep stash? The best, the best way to deal with a creep stash is say, at any opportunity, say, God, your mustache looks so good. And like really let him know and then say, you know what? I love your stash. And if he's into it, if he's feeling you, then OK, if he's not feeling it, he's like, oh, man, this guy is hitting on me for my stash.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I'm going to shave it. If he is into it, then say, God, you know what, though, as much as I love your stash, you look so good with like a little beard, just a little beard coming down off of it. And then he'll grow it. Or just what if you had a mustache, but it was made of skin like a skin stash. There wasn't any hair there. And it was just skin that blended with your other skin. That looks so good.
Starting point is 00:14:34 If you had to look so good. So I hope that helps. Brendan from Gmail says, I was walking with probably best friend. She has made it clear that I am in her friend's circle. Although the way she said it also said that to who is not. OK, nope. Nope. Sorry, Brendan, maybe get get that stuff right. I can't I can't do this with you.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Tyler from Gmail writes, my friend and I live in L.A. Whatever you love it. Whatever he talks about going to any place outside the city here first to is going down to whatever's Berg, regardless of the town's location north or south of Los Angeles. Does he also say that regardless of the name of the area you're going to going down to whatever's Berg, that is that tells me nothing. There's no information in that sentence.
Starting point is 00:15:26 You say that every time we go anywhere. Likewise, if we're heading into the city from someplace north, he says heading up to L.A. So lovely. So to recap, he thinks that if you're going to a bigger city, then you call it going up to that place, even though the largest city may be located more southern on the actual globe, even on the same latitude. He listened to the show and his name is Mark.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Please tell me he's wrong. So I can have this one trivial, but incontrovertible of being right to Lord over him for all of time. Help me, Moven Bam. You're my only hope, Tyler from Gmail. OK, let me think about this. I, I, Tyler, I'm sorry, but I feel I feel what Mark is spitting. I understand it because it has nothing to do with geography.
Starting point is 00:16:11 He's talking about moving up and down the socioeconomic ladder. Right. So if you move from from Schittsville to L.A., that is an upward move on the ladder. So you're moving on up to L.A. I don't know where we're at. What is this ladder that there are places below Los Angeles? Yeah, well, I mean, I'm figuratively speaking.
Starting point is 00:16:35 We're talking on this soul. The soul crushing ladder, L.A. is like the bottom rung because it's the most oppressive city on the planet. But. But I now you don't mean that. Las Vegas still exists. Los Angeles. You're a fine city. You need to to get a little smaller
Starting point is 00:16:58 and make it to the traffic is so bad. And then we'll talk again and make everybody's less hateful. I think people are nice to me there. Do you think it's because you're white? That probably probably maybe, I don't know. Everyone there is very friendly. I think in Los Angeles to get back to Tyler's actual question. I have to agree with your friend, Mark.
Starting point is 00:17:22 I think that up and down are interchangeable and have nothing to do with actual location. Would you prefer if he was like, I'm going to head up north on California one for 364 miles until I reach my destination, which is L.A. X. I would use the right words. Is that you would like directionally? I always say I'm heading if I say I'm going to Cincinnati,
Starting point is 00:17:48 I say I'm headed north northwest. You don't do that for. Yeah, dude. Sure. As the crow flies. You know what I would like to hear? Those ones that are like the same like plain, the same latitude say like I'm heading left to someplace where I'm going up north, down south, left, right.
Starting point is 00:18:09 I'm going right. Yahoo Answers user Steph P asks, is it possible to bend air, water, fire and earth like an avatar? If so, please help me learn how to. Sub question like in the show avatar. Yes, the answer, of course. It's also possible to bend sadness and you've got that down. You've been the last of the sadness benders.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You fit my mouth into a frown. The frown bender. I can't wait to see him. Night Shyamalan ruined that franchise. Don't say that. I hope it's so good. It's not. It's got like a six percent down. Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan,
Starting point is 00:18:58 Shyamalan, Shyamalian, forms a millionaire, a millionaire asks, what are your guys stance on the changing of last names when people get married? My current girlfriend just told me that if we ever got married, she would be keeping her last name. She claims it's a sexist tradition.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Should I be offended? Just to say, you know what else the sexist tradition in me paying for dinner. So pony up. Say that. And then she'd be like, well, we always do that. You'd be like, God, I'm sorry. Such an asshole.
Starting point is 00:19:28 You forgive me. I mean, is it a sexist tradition? I, I don't know if it is or not. Isn't everything, what? Isn't every tradition inherently sexist? Like you bring a Christmas tree in. That's just a phallus. But it's just one, a big green leafy,
Starting point is 00:19:48 big green leafy phallus. See, that's the words we use, Travis. Phallus. Phallus is less creepy. That's always creepy. It's that's scientific. Yeah. It's hospital talk. I think Wiener is pretty scientific.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Oh my God. He's saying it again. I mean, her preference is the most important thing, right? So if I don't think she's the sort of lady who is independent about not changing her name until two guys, three guys who are brothers and recorded podcast tell her differently. So I think you're just gonna have to ride this one out.
Starting point is 00:20:30 That said, if you were gonna do a compromise, see my wife's name, she took her last name and made it her middle name and then took my last name. So we'd have, I think it's nice that married couples have the same last names. Cause I think it's, I think beyond being, whether or not it's a sexist tradition, I think that it is nice for them to have,
Starting point is 00:20:53 if they're starting a family, then they want to be the whatever's. Sure. I think this issue really boils down ultimately to what the last name and question is. I guess if it's like a JP Gargle stench, like I can understand you not wanting, but if it's like Hogan, if your last name's Hogan,
Starting point is 00:21:13 like what woman wouldn't want to have that is their last name. Right. And I think you should also explain to her that she should be prepared that for the rest of your lives together, you will always be introduced separately and everything will be addressed to you separately
Starting point is 00:21:25 and there will always be that confusion of, it'll be awkward. Like this is Mrs. Gargle Stelch and her husband, Tom Danger. Like, well, Mrs. Gargle Stelch, what in you, never mind. And she can't be Mrs. She can't be Mrs.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Can you be Mrs. if you don't take their last name? I think so. I think Mrs. just indicates that you're married. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Miseriz. Miseriz? Mers, yeah. Mers.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Miser. Formspring asks, I just started seeing this guy and I feel uncomfortable whenever he tries to take my shirt off. I like him a lot, but I'm not a skinny girl and I feel like he won't like what he sees underneath. Do men even care or do they just want boobs?
Starting point is 00:22:04 Good news. Listen, the doctor just came out of the room. You've been sitting there in the waiting room with bated breaths waiting for something and Dr. Travis has a good news for you. Men like boobs. There you go. It doesn't matter to me.
Starting point is 00:22:25 What if these are not two connected thoughts? We're assuming that she means she's a little bit chunky style underneath and that's why she's worried what he'll see. Maybe she's got a really tragic, maybe she's got a giant tattoo of Ray Romano or something. Maybe she's got a side butt, but it's on her torso. Oh my God, a torso side butt
Starting point is 00:22:52 and you're embarrassed that he'll see it. Listen, if he loves you, he's gonna have to deal with the fact that you have half a butt on the side of your body. And a tattoo of Ray Romano. I understand you were attached to it. Maybe you have it surgically lowered so it'll just look like you have great childbearing hips.
Starting point is 00:23:10 That's a good possibility. Why would having a tattoo of Ray Romano lower make it look like you have great childbearing hair? I'm really confused. It's about perspective. It's hard to explain. Okay. If he loves you, it won't matter.
Starting point is 00:23:24 If he doesn't love you, don't give it up. There it is, man. Lock it up, lock it down. True, words never spoken. Protect that carnal treasure. That's right, that's your flower. Does anyone here find Michael Sarah really attractive? Sorry, that was a yahoo question.
Starting point is 00:23:45 You need to prep this shit like that, Griffin. I didn't want to dedicate too much time to it so I just dropped it like it was hot. I don't know why, but I really, really like him. I just think it's his amazing personality. Lula. So creepo, you're the only one. I think he's cute.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Yeah, he's a cute, he's a cute old guy. The thing is, he's 50. It's a little, a little tired. He needs to bust out of a shell a little bit. um Ye three brothers My best friend is a bit of a dick again with this talk He takes the piss out of it. Oh come on. He takes the piss out of everything I say and bitches about
Starting point is 00:24:31 Bitches about me constantly. How could I put him in his place? Okay? welcome back to fucking Class 1000 a continuing series on my brother my brother is called are you my friend? Class one was of course if you want to really have sex with your best friend's girlfriend really bad So you have sex there. That's not your friend. You're not friends. That's not what that means Class two if your best friend Makes fun of everything you say and bitches about you. He's not your friend find a new friend
Starting point is 00:25:07 What what kind of confidence issues do you have? Where this guy that's picking on you all the time and makes fun of you and bitches about you You're like, that's my best bud. That's my bro A lifetime bro forever. He has my best interest in my I know that he He pees all over me and sets my stuff on fire and kicks me in the face, but god. I love him Hey, Tony, you're a pussy. Thanks, Mike. It's my best friend How much how many more boxes do you think we have to move to your apartment? I'll tell you when you move enough boxes gay That's my best friend. It's my man. Best bud
Starting point is 00:25:44 Who's that man abusing you? Do you want me to call the cops now? We're bros. This is our best friends all around That said, um Hey, Jerry, I fucked your dad. Oh, Mike Thanks, why'd you do that? How about that? How about you just tell him to stop being a dick? Stop being a dick. Why don't you slug him once? Just slug him once And see how the tenure of the relationship changes. I bet it'll be realistic real good for that friendship
Starting point is 00:26:17 You guys are so chipper and gleeful You're never down. How do you do this? This stuff this dovetails this dovetails with another question. That's from matt gmail The three of you seem to be great terms as adults where you're always good friends or does that Amicable nature of family just naturally reveal itself after you no longer have to share a living space. Yep These these questions are tied in because what do you you don't know us? We're animals. We're monsters This this this show is our ticket
Starting point is 00:26:48 To the big time to the big money and we know that we're the only three people We know that will be on it with us. So we so we act chipper Um, but usually we're hateful and missing throw this this question reminds me of people who like that matt laur seems so nice Well, that's his job It's what he gets paged to our job is to make it seem like we like each other and that we're chipper They're lying by the way. We're lying chipper and gleeful because we Enjoy talking to each other really side do I I'll tell you straight up stone cold Who is who is this? This is uh, this is from matt matt. I'll tell you something
Starting point is 00:27:29 Man, you only get one go around You only get one spin on this crazy globe Why waste a moment of it not one more moment of it being Anything but chipper and gleeful. I have a great reason to be chipper and gleeful It's because I woke up today You know what I I have a new thing that I've been trying to do for like the last year You don't have two years and whenever I start to get frustrated about something or upset about something I stop and I think is this really worth getting upset about and the answer is always no
Starting point is 00:27:58 You know in in two minutes. It's gonna be over anyways Might as well and ride the path feeling if that doesn't work just go buy something It's what I do I'll go back to my original point and make that something just a little bit of speed Just a little bit of upper maybe just one rock just one rock of rock okay ball But it's important that you promise yourself sweet speed powder just the one Maybe just a little bit of nose whiskey We'll turn that frown upside down As a woman, what is the best way to seduce a man?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Say hi I can't answer that uh as a man the best way to seduce a man goes a little something like this Then it's on just like that. I don't know so you need so you need just make that noise and the guys like you're down And then you're like i'm down clearly i'm down As a woman the what seduction there's no what do you mean? There's no seduction There's no I mean this this is a crazy concept Men are stupid just penis is attached to brains. I'm sorry girlfriend Uh and and and it it takes very little
Starting point is 00:29:12 What's the best way to seduce a dude guys? I I think maybe a little bit of I think maybe a little bit of clarity Will come out of this related yahoo question Which comes to us from mr. H who asks exactly how can I get horny? I don't uh, I don't get it. I look at something sexual and dirty And then what do I have to have a specific mindset to get fully horny? I tried saying over and over in my head. Oh god. I want that so badly or something like that That didn't help Am I supposed to get a big emotional feeling when I get horny? Is it like my heartbeat changes during horniness?
Starting point is 00:29:53 What aspect of the dirty thought is supposed to make me horny? I looked at something that made me horny, but it only worked for a few seconds and then it went away This is sometimes it doesn't work at all. What do I have to do to keep the feeling? This is once again something a psychopath says Sign kyle a survive Someone give me a real answer nothing like you'll know when it happens That's the most upsetting thing I've ever heard Clearly dating clearly these two are she doesn't know how to seduce her and and he does not understand horny
Starting point is 00:30:27 He doesn't understand how to be seduced um That question by the way came to us from tyler who sent it in Thank you tyler. Um, that's a good one. Good looking out money. Good looking out money. I man dog I think this might have been sent to us by beesbow or some other extraterrestrial force that doesn't understand how How horny impulses work, um I think just scientifically speaking if you ever said to yourself Um, oh i'm down to bone then you're probably horny right then like you don't need to there's no
Starting point is 00:31:00 There's no horny fairy that comes down and says to you like you are On you are on and ready for games. Dear horny fairy. Please send me a boner It's all I want. Just watch horny fairy I send me a bone Give just one boner to me My my advice to both of these people the young people and the the former spring person Is it in my experience? It's all about the atmosphere And just you know
Starting point is 00:31:30 You know and by which I mean is there a dude present and is there a girl present atmosphere completed Yeah, and then just start kissing. Did you start try to start kissing did you start kissing? That's always a good start. Why do you have to jump right to having sex? You have to take your clothes off and kiss nothing makes me hornier than a good conversation Which is really awkward when talking to growth Yeah Is it awkward help
Starting point is 00:32:01 help I I need to get my girlfriend back any advice brothers this comes from form spring She kidnapped you how how bad was the prank that she pulled on you that you want to get revenge for Is that what he means like you want to get back at her for a prank? She pulled She was kidnapped. I think she's been taking my columbian drug brownies at which point call key for sutherland Yeah, he'll got it. He'll sort that out. Here's what I would do I would wait until you know, she's gonna walk in her room Then you get a bucket you fill the bucket with water and then you put the water bucket
Starting point is 00:32:29 Half on the door jam and half on the door and then when she opens the door it it all tumbles onto her She'll be she'll get She'll get moist from the water in the bucket And okay, what you're saying this works both ways if she broke up with you If if she pulled a prank on you then you pointed her after the water bucket Uh falls on her and you laugh if she dumped you then you pointed her and say well, no one will have you now And the best you're gonna do wetty Film it and put it on youtube and said you've just made a terrible fool of yourself and then walk away. That's going viral
Starting point is 00:33:08 I'll I'll see you this evening for dinner. We have dinner at Giovanni's A reservation. I'll see you there. Have you guys seen the bucket X? Oh, she's so foolish. No one would ever date her I'd say say I guess I just put hooking up with me back on your bucket list and then walk out That's real good. That's a good one. That's real good Um, no for real though. You don't need her She's you're too good for you listen to a great podcast like this Well, unless he's like a justifiable reason that she broke up with you like you need to quit doing speed Or pranks or pranks
Starting point is 00:33:49 Listen, it was funny the first time but you have done the buck up in 26 times and it is old Until you get a tattoo that says i'm the trickster supreme. I'm not gonna stop pulling pranks Trickster supreme with an x x x I want to hear Griffin's last question But first I want to tell you all the different ways that you can seek help from our show There is of course an email address in bmbam at gmail.com. There's a form spring. It's form spring Something something I think it's like form spring dot me You really need to nail down that love address. Yeah, I don't know that one
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Starting point is 00:35:41 Uh And I'm I'm ready if you Travis if you are I I still am Our last question our one to grow on comes to us from y'all who answers user rick who asks I just got out of jail. When is nwa world championship wrestling on? I'm griffin macaroy and this has been my brother my brother and me you will never know me Come on come on come on come on come on come on Give me some You

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