My Brother, My Brother And Me - My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 01

Episode Date: April 12, 2010

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If you change your mind I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me Let me know Gonna be around If you've got no place to go
Starting point is 00:00:16 When you're feeling down If you're all alone When a pretty person Steps up on your way And welcome Welcome to Our show, the show is called My Brother, My Brother and Me
Starting point is 00:00:32 I'm Justin McElroy I'm joined by my titular Brothers trap Great, good start everybody Travis and Griffin This is an advice show for the modern Era Mainly fashion
Starting point is 00:00:48 We take your questions Everyday, every Everyday, every week Every second, real time This is why it's a modern show It's every Now Now
Starting point is 00:01:04 Now Has anyone called yet? No, if you want to reach us You can always ask a question On Twitter you can use the hashtag M-B-M-B-A-M Or you can email us It's M-B-M-B-A-M
Starting point is 00:01:20 At gmail.com That of course stands for My Brother and Me Our original Our original title was deemed too long I actually have a list Of some of the titles as we were spitballing Yeah
Starting point is 00:01:36 We'll go ahead and say yours Because I know what you're going to do The best, the best My personal favorite It wasn't mine, I'm pretty sure you came up with it It was absolutely mine Keith and Kel and Justin and Travis and Griffin Which is a better name
Starting point is 00:01:52 Than my brother and my brother and me Can you imagine After our first 350 episodes When we finally had The draw To get the KKs I would worry about the Keenan and Kel runoff Where people will want to listen for Keenan and Kel
Starting point is 00:02:08 And then they're not there At first And you don't want to lose that demographic Of Keenan and Kel I also don't want to lose all of my orange soda Because Kel would drink it right up Do you know who loves orange soda? I've heard that Kel enjoys the occasional
Starting point is 00:02:26 He loves orange soda From time to time Guys You'll have to forgive me Does drinking orange soda have Racial connotations that maybe fans Of Keenan and Kel I didn't even think about that
Starting point is 00:02:42 Guys, listen, listen, I'm not racist Keenan loves orange soda He totally loves orange soda Frequent subject on that show This is a topic I can verify He does, he does, he does You do it, just do it Side note, let's go ahead and derail this chain of thought
Starting point is 00:03:00 A little bit further Kel I think was in a movie That I saw at the blockbuster video called Who Made the Potato Salad That was the last That was in 1998 When I saw that videocassette on the store shelf
Starting point is 00:03:16 And that was the last time I ever saw Kel Mitchell He went to his novel writing Career I don't actually think You know what's weird about that We're by sheer serendipity Our first question this week My brother, my brother and me comes to us from
Starting point is 00:03:32 The potato The underscore potato on Twitter He asks, I want a larger follower account But I'm finding it difficult to get more than Two in a day What can I do? I don't know We're talking about that question of determination
Starting point is 00:03:48 You could open a business Where you Have a thousand accounts I don't think there's any limitation to that It's not like Facebook You can just Shit and five Twitter accounts fall out You could have this network
Starting point is 00:04:04 And you could say, I will give you a thousand followers In a day, you just pay me fifty bucks And then, you know You're spending all day clicking the follow button You're still fifty bucks You know what I'm willing to bet? Someone is doing that Somewhere Tell me who they are
Starting point is 00:04:20 I'll shell up fifty bucks For a thousand The question is really one of quality If I see a funny tweet Usually I'm going to click on that name I'm going to say What are you offering? What's your story? Right
Starting point is 00:04:36 I will look at them I will read their words I will open up their mind And see what's inside And I like what I see I like the territory I'm going to state my claim If you're getting two new followers a day
Starting point is 00:04:52 That's pretty good They're going to start retweeting the funny shit And then it's going to be three followers a day And then four followers a day Hold on Let me remember I got to pull out my Fibonacci sequence But I think it's sixty-two
Starting point is 00:05:08 And then from there You just start tweeting about products you're using Sponsored tweets And then boom Then you're famous That's how it works Until you get beamed Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:24 Beeper started his career Standing in the middle of malls Just singing at the top of the lungs Two people came up and they were like What are you doing? And he's like exactly He wasn't even singing at first He was real good But he had to say it in less than 140 letters
Starting point is 00:05:40 Yeah Now he's on Saturday Night Live I don't know who Justin Bieber is I know of his existence I have no context You realize that that's sort of like That like postmodern detachment From popular culture
Starting point is 00:05:56 That's not cool anymore He was cool back in the early 2000s But it's hot No, no, no, no It's me being completely unironic You guys remember how I got on that Twilight kick? But you guys knew That it wasn't, I was being
Starting point is 00:06:12 I was being ironic My most sincere Justin Bieber is super talented Watch him on Saturday Night Live last night Oh, he knew it was up He had a worth of shit He's like He stayed up past his bedtime To rock us all to sleep
Starting point is 00:06:28 Yeah, to rock you to sleep Ironic, because like I heard by 12 Super cranky She's like, I want to go down Well, you know I believe that answers your question Who is Justin Bieber Someone had to have asked her, right?
Starting point is 00:06:44 Speaking of questions, this one comes from YAHOO The question is What is the chord progression During the intro of the ABC series Greek? What? It comes to us from YAHOO Was it all in caps?
Starting point is 00:07:02 Was it all in caps? He had to know right this second Do you know what? Like it's all actually, except for He capitalized chord progression and intro Which, no, but he did put Greek in like single Apostrophes Yeah, I know, like it kind of followed
Starting point is 00:07:18 AP style More importantly, what the fuck, man? That's what you care about? What? What? Do you think that Reswin is His Christian name? Do you think that His manager is like, Reswin, make all these
Starting point is 00:07:34 Fries? Reswin, why don't you have a girlfriend? More puzzling than His moniker Is why he's trying to play the chord Progression during the intro of the ABC series Sorry, let me finish the question What's the chord progression? Or is it from a song?
Starting point is 00:07:50 I'm not talking about the plain white T song I'm talking about the short 5 second chord progression That plays during the intro to Greek The current season Well, they're currently in season 5 So So not to be confused with the progression Don't get it, don't get twisted
Starting point is 00:08:06 Because the first 4 seasons Opened up with Hey There Delilah By the plain white T's Now it's just like a generic Sort of 4 chord You'd know it if you heard it Yeah, of course That one
Starting point is 00:08:22 Play it by ear I love that that's a concern That he watched the show and all he came away with was What were those notes? What were those notes? I'll get that occasionally from a television show I'm sure that there have been Like
Starting point is 00:08:38 A tailspin Sure The intro to a tailspin on guitar And then I will go and make that dream a reality We're not talking about We're not talking about a timeless A song where you play it at a party And get the whole party rockin
Starting point is 00:08:54 We're talking about 5 notes Where someone's like, what is that? Was that a song? Oh, you know, the beginning of Greek, just ticking it off The beep boop bop boop beat song Yeah, you know, from Greek Wait a minute Not a few people have not recognized that upon hearing it
Starting point is 00:09:10 No one watches Greek No one's ever seen it Listen, I just got confused He said ABC series Greek It's ABC Family I have seen that show Okay, yeah, those 5 notes Rule, they're epic, tears
Starting point is 00:09:26 Whole collection, the whole Greek They call it the frat house box set Duplex It comes in a keg, which is nice It comes in 2 kegs Because there's a lot of discs And as soon as you go to open it, it melts it down As well as should be
Starting point is 00:09:44 Great It's a fine question and I don't have An answer for you Go play better music There's so many good songs Spambot wants to know How do I get my incredibly talented Artist friends to draw more
Starting point is 00:10:04 I don't think If you're If you're quote unquote incredibly talented Artist friends, if they don't draw that frequently Then they're either not incredibly talented Or they're not artists at all Or they're not your friends Well, no, I wouldn't go that far
Starting point is 00:10:20 Maybe they're doing all this secret drawing And they're just keeping it That's for their real friends Oh shit, here comes Spambot Put the pencils down I don't want her to see Because every time he's like That's a 20 minute conversation
Starting point is 00:10:36 He sees them working and it's almost So glad to see her doing that What do you keep up? Whatever happened, you did Two years at RISD And then you just bounced Now you're doing sculpting Go back to drawing
Starting point is 00:10:52 My advice is this Most likely They know better than you know How good they actually are Their advanced knowledge of the field So you're looking at it going oh my god But they've just been sketching Marvin the Martian And you think it's like
Starting point is 00:11:08 Funny and ironic But really like they know Listen, I just drew this dog Upside out heart and he's a happy dog And you're like oh my god And you're crying and moved Let them not draw that anymore It's probably a good idea
Starting point is 00:11:24 Here's another one From the Yahoo Contingency This one's from Caitlyn W These are not our fans by the way Jump back real quick If you actually want them to draw more Encourage them We're down with hair
Starting point is 00:11:40 Here we go This one, headline I went on a first date with this guy I didn't know what to say to him So a guy I knew Went on a date with me today I was really excited beforehand and I couldn't wait to see him I really like him a lot
Starting point is 00:11:56 No words can describe it So anyways we went to a movie And then when it was over we walked around But I didn't have much to say Neither did him It felt sort of awkward So I hope to God That there's going to be another date with him soon
Starting point is 00:12:14 You know who I like? That quiet girl He goes on to ask for topics To talk about What struck me was Yeah we had this super awkward date Didn't have anything to talk about Just three hours spent In the most horrifying silence
Starting point is 00:12:32 And imagined So I can't wait for date two He said he'd take me to Coldstone Woo! At least at Coldstone So would you Or would you go with cake batter And graham crackers
Starting point is 00:12:48 Are there gummy bears in there? It's not a big deal Do you have a funny story about graham crackers? I don't either Can't wait to see you on date three What time is it? It's only 7.21? Oh my God Did your mom pick this up?
Starting point is 00:13:04 The real awkward moment That had to be like Hey What are you writing on your phone? I was just asking yahoo The date Was going I thought it was going pretty good
Starting point is 00:13:24 Oh my God I didn't read the answers I've already found my favorite This one isn't my favorite I'm going to save the favorites Here's not my favorite He probably thinks you're not interested Text him now and say I really enjoyed our date With a smiley face
Starting point is 00:13:44 This is so important to smiley friends Danny says well for my first date I usually go on a double date I've played that game before Here's my favorite It's from Jack Daniels One of the few people on yahoo Questions with an avatar
Starting point is 00:14:02 Ironically if you're Jack Daniels You never have to worry about what to say next It's just there It's an avatar of him and he's wearing a Backwards baseball hat He's got headphones on and he's winking This is Jack Daniels with like the old Jack Daniels avatar
Starting point is 00:14:18 It's like one of those Fucking zwinky Cartoon yourself Here's the answer Are you ready? This was answered 23 minutes ago So this is hot off the oven Shhh
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Starting point is 00:15:22 Shhh The quietest answers, you know, what's up great? It's all his answer is all lowercase, too And you know what? He's right because those quiet moments told her date. This is a terrible day You did in effect communicate more than you probably could have guess what I'm boring This is what it would be like forever if we got Can you imagine our children sitting in silence and staring at us and Warm off daddy, they'll talk think of it. It's a world away, but it's really just a second day to it coffee No, don't
Starting point is 00:16:01 Text me and then I won't answer and it'll be like I'm there Call me and I'll breathe into the phone for a while Suzanne I believe it's Iles but it could be Two L's at the end. She's actually from County Cork according to her Twitter Twitter profile She wants to know how she can add oh About ten hours to her day now. This is of course impossible, but time management. What it what's the secret? I
Starting point is 00:16:32 Don't tell you I really need advice on how to add oh about ten hours to my day Could you help we can we can't of course? We always have an answer All right The not sleeping thing is good, but like not not jokingly like sleep sleep less go to sleep earlier Wake up earlier. I don't I don't cotton of that. I think I think your sleep time is so important It is important, but you don't have to do 13 hours of it, you know You got to take good care of yourself and then get I don't know seven Here's the way I look at it go to sleep later
Starting point is 00:17:07 But wake up at the same time because that's so much for me is I wake up earlier and I'm tired Even if I got the same amount of sleep, it's very Do you know what another good one that I I've been working on one that? Just don't try your very best to not read Don't read it because every second you spend not even a book like but on the internet every second signs or a road sign or Instructions for medicine like that is those that's those are minutes
Starting point is 00:17:44 It's been reading that you could be you could spend doing other things There you read a lot and if you cut that out of your regimen Oh, it's so much time You're just gonna you'll be amazed at how the day opens up to you in the news in the news biz We have something called the inverted pyramid with most important stuff at the top So basically just read the headline and if you're not getting the news then they've let you down Beyond that I should have been more specific. Just don't read the news either. They sure No, I'm sure a reason to read it once you read the news. It's already happened. Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:20 That's back. That's back. You know what another thing people do is they do things too many times Like you go to hug someone and you start the hug and it's like yes I get you're hugging me and you start enjoying it too much and you're there for what 20 30 minutes Just just give them a quick in and out you give them a quick hug You're done. The hug is accomplished and then you've got you just picked up 20 minutes. Yeah, also stop eating You know eating school now you stand eating eating is pretty cool I'm saying that like you need to reevaluate you need to look at the things in your life that you're doing and you need to figure out What you would rather be doing with that time also seems counterintuitive midday nap
Starting point is 00:18:58 Just super energizing get yourself a pizziz going just In and out because if you can get a 20 minute just a 20 minute power nap in the and in midday Then then the rest of the day is gonna feel longer, right? Yeah, well pro tip. It's it's about perception. It's a question of perception Ryan Gann is afraid of bees wasps and hornets should be we said when he wears red shirts in the spring You seem to go near me. What do I do? That's a perfect we have so many fears that are irrational
Starting point is 00:19:37 The fear of stinging insects is a direct re celebrate that fear. That's exactly right Yeah, like I'm being afraid of a shark that's swimming near me. Yeah. Yeah Absolutely, I mean the smart ass answer is Don't wear don't wear a red shirt. I just know that's what I said But I the Enterprise captain told him that he didn't have long for this world So he's wearing a red shirt. He's gonna get but I get like a planet for you It's good by some multi-tenacled
Starting point is 00:20:09 Fixer wheels and I understand that I have so few shirts in my life that I think that I think I have a good positive Body image when I'm wearing and one of them one of them's red and like it maybe Ryan's in the same boat where he's got this sweet ass red shirt that he got a pack son and It's sort of like Doug Griffin has fundamentally at what is that a uniform the Griffin uniform you open up his closet It's 20 of this red shirt from pack son And But I understand what he's saying like this not wearing the red shirts not an option because if you stop wearing the red shirt
Starting point is 00:20:55 Then the terrorist wasps win. Yes, so What you can do is You could spits yourself with off, but that's not you don't want that scent following you around I heard about these things they're They are medallions. They're like they're medallions that you can either like snap to your belt or I guess where around your neck if you They're not particularly stylish, but they they exude Off or some sort of bug repellent. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard now
Starting point is 00:21:28 It's not like it's why is it disgusting? It's not unsanitary. It's like a little because I'm picturing wearing it like a necklace Just exuding off Like it's really lost pheromones. What do you smell like? I smell you smell like you smell like off You have a deep you have a deep-ass aroma Real strong citronella Citronella sort of a citronella meets off and ass and just an ass like you smell like ass like an ass That that medallion, but you look awesome. You look really great with that red shirt. It's all colludes Are we talking about like an enchantment? Is this more of an enchantment?
Starting point is 00:22:04 I would say the only medallions that I know of are either beef or enchanted Here's what you do you go down to the magic store and you tell them that you're having a wasp issue Oh, I was what you're talking about it. Don't worry. He's got it. It's very old. He goes down to the To the medallion wing of the magic store gets you medallion not a big deal The other thing you can do is just run away from them You can't that's right. That's my they're really small Make sure you scream like a girl too. Yeah, really important That is a natural defense Travis and I in our in our our Cincinnati love nest
Starting point is 00:22:40 We have we have a balcony and I'll occasionally go up there and play guitar for all the children the small children plays the five chords from Greek Sometimes I'm just having a good time, you know playing a mellow Greek jam and then like three big fat bumblebees will come up and like Is that are you playing Greek these motherfuckers they are plump with The bees that carry blood from person to person inject them with blood I've seen and that's how babies are made. That's how babies are made. Exactly. That is bees I've ever seen and they'll just rush me and I have to get up in the middle of my jam and squeal and just get like throw
Starting point is 00:23:22 The screen door open and get inside it like I just bought this new guitar I don't care if it slams into the brick wall as I'm like getting into the building and shutting the screen door behind me Like it's terrifying, but you just got to get out of there. It's just one of those things you have to deal with. Yeah, that's that's you know what that's life Scratty bones. Do you guys know him? Scratty bones on Twitter? Scratty bones Jones How many times a week should I shampoo my hair? I'm currently on a wash the rice Shampoo every third wash cycle. Okay, we're gonna get just real talk here Yeah, you just entered into our wheelhouse. This is what listen
Starting point is 00:24:00 This is a matter of some debate for men of dry hair. Let me open up Let me open up by saying I didn't know like this is one of those many many things that I as a 22 year old adult should should know and and incorporate in my life But I shampoo my hair every time I get in the shower. That is your hair That's why you've got that hair like you have I just shouldn't be you're having an awakening guys. It's our first awakening I feel like when I don't you're listening to awakenings with Justin Travis, I feel like I'm getting Dirty like if I don't do it. I feel dirty is the natural oils that your scalp produces Makes your hair look look think of it from like a caveman era your body biologically once your hair to look better
Starting point is 00:24:45 It's trying to make your hair look better It's doing what it can to help you and you like the three-day rotation. I like today rotation I am down now. Sometimes. What's the problem? You got to get in there on that third day with a real hard scrub or your scalp's gonna go to shit Right also, that's the night area when my hair gets longer and I know I'm running my hand through it a lot and getting it Real gross. I'll do it to your two-day rotation. Sir. Yeah We've any of you use a lot of products one day you and you got to get away from that feeling and You know what? I would also if you want to if that's not good for you get yourself a nice like smoothing gel
Starting point is 00:25:23 Something that's gonna reduce that frizz for you my man, Sonny my my gay person hairstylist the master cuts That's my boy, Sonny. He said oh we get you something. It looks real good, buddy That's what he always says no matter how he cuts it. Sonny. I know that fully used to work at fantastic Sam's right? Yeah, yeah, and he migrated I migrated you know, I go like a view more The fantastic Sam's wasn't gay person friendly enough for Sonny well with a name like fantastic Sam's yeah, you think Oh, you know, they're real heterosexual American friend. You know, it's adorable. You know, it's adorable. He he says So I say am I good? I'm always going on a Friday for some reason and he says so what are you doing this weekend, buddy? You know, I'll tell whenever boring shit. I'm doing he said I'm gonna go down to this new gay bar. It's called
Starting point is 00:26:08 Whatever accelerate or whatever the new gay bar is shamanic and I want to go down the shamanic and and you know, my friends they always drag me to these gay bars I don't know buddy. And that's like come on. Come on, Sonny Packably dressed come on. I don't care I know it's sad at the the reason we live and he's been conditioned to try to keep that on the DL But but but uh, no, he's I mean, he's he's great. Yeah, but my man Sonny my my boy Sonny He says to use the He says you that I should use a smoothing gel
Starting point is 00:26:46 So I do just a nice for the note. You should still rinse your hair out You should get in the shower and rinse your hair because if not that's gross There's one unsolved a mystery here, okay, okay, you guys obviously know more about this than than I do but if you don't Shampoo your hair Then how are you supposed to put shampoo in your hair unless the suds run down and then just use those suds as soap? Okay, great question You're telling me that I shouldn't use soap is what I'm hearing except for every Wednesday and Saturday I Thinked at this grooming section. I'm gonna has taken a weird turn where it's like more about
Starting point is 00:27:33 Just a terrible good life of different background. It's weird. It started out. It's about one thing That's kind of depressing. I'm as clean as a motherfucker, but I do it in suspect ways Yeah, yeah, he's going for that every man. I've got this. Why not just combine the two tasks? I operate Outside of the accepted social norms. I feel like it comes to showering This is gone from like a dear abbey column to like a photocopied Independent comic that someone on the streets of Brooklyn would hand you where it's like my terrible life like what a wreck I am Or perhaps an intervention. Hey, also apparently
Starting point is 00:28:14 Suzanne if you want to shave a few minutes from your day Just use your shampoo Like a monster like cry Just cry yourself before much time you have the blackout for crying before next week's show I'm gonna get a bar of soap. I'm gonna get a thing of shampoo And I'm going to read off the ingredients in both and it's gonna be the same wait Can I can I can I can I've given time so embarrassed different are you conditioning? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay? All right, I'll see but you don't want to do that every day either. No, I do that every I do that twice
Starting point is 00:28:48 You're not do that. What I I'll carry a little bottle of conditioner around with me. I'll do it in the shower Every time I go to get my haircut When I get my haircut the girls like have you conditioned yesterday or today and if I say yes, you won't do it Like because you lose manageability of your hair. That's like I know but like your hair should be somewhat core So it holds a natural shape Working working stiff pro says Yeah, this is my this is our settled cue
Starting point is 00:29:23 Dear MBM BAM. I'm looking for love not the sicko type, but if I find that I'm not opposed Hey, nice, you um, but open any ideas. I think that you're you've got to stick up your ass If you ain't got love you shouldn't be able to you know cast his prisons Yeah, maybe get that weird love that love with a pillow shape like a person love I just had my mind changed on internet dating Yeah Like I was talking to a female friend of mine and all she does is internet dating Because in her mind, she doesn't have time to go through all the shit of like going to a bar and like the guy she works with
Starting point is 00:30:05 She sees every day so they shouldn't want to do that and I was like, you know what I've been judging that too harshly Now that being said ladies Don't get near that Freaks on the internet do not trust people in anything, but I now see that as a viable like hey good work If you want to go through internet dating and that's your jam do it Don't be ashamed of it. Even when that internet dating is like a craigslist listing. It's like hey, right? How's it going? You want to come over and hang out? We can watch movies and you know, you can jerk off
Starting point is 00:30:37 You can jerk off my dog. No Second but I still love it Go to a community if you're gonna shop online for dudes or chicks ladies, excuse me Make sure it's a community you trust like the mbmbam community of fans Lots of singles just mixing it up in there. Thanks. Thanks only please SL That's ready to do it meet new people dude just meet new people every day meets their new people Yeah, get it and and remember here's here's a good just tip for life
Starting point is 00:31:16 Remember, it's impossible to get someone interested in you. So be interested in other people. That's that's the secret to success Nobody's everybody wants to be feel like people are interested in get interested in other people and the love the love will find you And here's my secret trick dude when you go out and you're looking for a girl have girls with you Girls will trust you so much more. That's good too. Yeah, that's that's a thing Because there's always that natural like I feel creepy walking up to a girl at bar and be like hey, baby Can I buy you a drink? But if you have another girl with you, that's a litmus test for that girl Like oh, this dude's not a super creepo serial killer I can at least chat with them for now and then don't push it
Starting point is 00:31:56 Don't push it if you're like can I buy you a drink you have a good 10-minute conversation be like alright That's a W and if we come back and talk again later great, but don't try to move from 10-minute conversation to So do you want to get married just like enjoy that 10 minutes and then you know see how it goes later or Another option Don't feel like you have to to be in love with somebody, you know I've got a pretty good life. I'm not you know, I'm single no prospects. I Can't do a soap Griffin McRoy, it's on the market at 1240 I wanted to have a hot dog in a soda, but we didn't have buns
Starting point is 00:32:41 We had some leftover brats that my brother made last night on the grill and I cut it up I'm gonna week old and burn the note put it in ramen and I didn't have soda, so I drank beer And it's 12 is 12 o'clock, so you don't need any you don't need you know if you have someone they could tell you not to do that It doesn't matter sicko it doesn't matter love you just Don't eat brought and ramen and beer is 12 o'clock You need people in your life You need I've got Justin and Travis without them fuck. I have beached. I would be just eat the shampoo. I would get confused And then rub the wrong
Starting point is 00:33:26 Not willing to say he has not done well look when you don't have a loofah Desperate times call for desperate loofahs this one comes from yahoo Open question from Tara the top contributor. I don't know if that means they give all time or Just for today, but the question is what is the first song that comes to mind when I say the word party? I'm pretty sure I know what Justin's answer would be to that question I do you know what I'm gonna say the top answer on this yahoo question is the correct one Is it answer wks? Party hard. No, it is on that is on there. What about DMX is party up in here. I
Starting point is 00:34:07 I Don't actually see that on the list if we're assuming that the answers that have been given are the correct are indeed the correct answers Wait, I have one more gas Lionel Ritchie's all night long. No close Party all the time by Eddie Murphy is one of the top users. It's not the top answer Someone said birthday by the Beatles actually. No, that's the worst song ever recorded Uh Party in the USA is on here a couple times by by musical on Janu Miley Cyrus. Well, yeah, she knows you're at the Greek theme song The top answer though
Starting point is 00:34:44 Do you guys really don't not know it tell me? Oh, I Guarantee you know it if you think I will probably know it once you say it I mean, well, I will be a familiar. It's Hollywood nights by Pete Ziegger Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots That's the best answer ever. I mean, that's a very good answer I mean, it should come to your mind when someone's trying to get the party started No one's ever been having a bad time and someone dropped shots and and everyone's like, I don't know No, it's time there. There are two words in that song that always make me go. Well. Yeah, and it's buttery nipples
Starting point is 00:35:22 And when they say it, oh that is heaven that is heaven for me It's shots and shots and then they say the 23rd and 28th instances of the words being used And I think it's the best usage of little John. I've ever seen god the best use of the force that is little John I think the best use of little John was that time when my car broke down and he pulled over to help me with my tire That was pretty cool. It was nice I'm right here, John. You don't An old John, I I don't know you look about the same height as me. Um, I'll just pass you the long nuts. You don't need to yell Unnecessary
Starting point is 00:36:07 Now I really want to listen to shots Unfortunately, that's even it's the theme song to our show. No, it's the theme song of my life You know, it's a sad thing to say. Yeah, I can't think of a finer Finer moment to close on I think it would be good for us to when we end each show to have one question that we We announced at the end of the show and then just you know ruminate on Until the start of the next week show once we've had a week to think about it You have a question don't you? I have it. Yeah, that's that's I thought
Starting point is 00:36:44 That's where I had it. So you let me know when you're ready for the end to come Justin if they want to contact us, what's the best way to get a question out into the ethernet for us? You just use the the Twitter and use the use the the the hashtag MB MB a.m. Or You can use the the the the internet say email It's MB MB a.m. At gmail.com and we will have more options for you as we progress where other things are in the works But for now, that's how we roll Final question of the day From Yahoo answers user Mali
Starting point is 00:37:26 Can birds get allergies? I'm Justin McElroy, I'm Griffin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy, and this has been my brother my brother You will never know me You

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