My Brother, My Brother And Me - My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 02
Episode Date: April 19, 2010It's Monday and that means it's time to have literally every question you've ever had about life, love and laughter courtesy of the McElroy brothers. But honestly, why are you even reading this? Why d...on't you just head over to our OFFICIAL Web Presence at MBMBAM.com. Also, did you subscribe? You should subscribe. Suggested episode talking points: Is "totes" acceptable? Are you trying to hold my hand?
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If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me
Let me know
Gonna be around
If you got no place to go
When you're feeling down
If you're all alone
When a pretty person
And welcome, we're back again
to the show
It's called My Brother, My Brother and Me
I am, of course, Justin McElroy
I'm Travis McElroy
I'm Griffin McElroy
We all do our last name
It seems unnecessary
So people know that we're actual real life
Not those imitation brothers
Like those Mackenzie brothers
Those Jonas brothers
Well, they're real brothers
They're just not real people
One of them I'm pretty sure is adopted
Meaning that's not a real brother
That's not a real brother
No, ew, gross
I'm pretty sure one of them is a doctor
Which is weird
It's the same one
The adopted is the doctor
Yeah, they adopted a doctor
Is what they get
Thank you so much for all the support, everybody
Thank you so much
Probably like 100,000 downloads
For the last episode
My plan is to just
If we just double our audience
Every time
Here's my rule
If the number of downloads ever slips
From one show to another
We just stop
We're out
You know when the party's stopping
That's when the parties stop and we're out
So that's a good reason
For you at home
Tell your friends, if you've always been a fan
Of mine and Griffin's
But you didn't know how to get on my board
Because we only talk about video games
What if they've always been a fan of me?
If you went to Petspart
And Travis gave you some really kind
And courteous service
He's not just talking about dolls
Slips you into some coupons underneath the reg
Then, you know
Now you can listen to and talk about it
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Get your boyfriend and girlfriend
Or your hermaphrodite friend
Is that more inclusive?
Yeah, get your person
Get your person
Your special somebody
And listen to the show with them
Say, hey, I want to listen to the show with you
I would prefer if you would download it
Also on a separate device
So our numbers increase like that's reflected
And then we'll listen to it together
But like our differences separately
And if you want to review it on iTunes
That's also so cool
Some of those reviews are great
Some dude said that he listened to it
And it cured all of his diseases
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Oh, Justin Russo
Can we talk about how great that guy is?
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New art all through
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Which
I'm thinking of a word
To try to pronounce that easier
Mbmbam
Mbmbam doesn't sound cool
I was thinking about mbmbam
I was thinking about mbmbam
I'm thinking about mamba
In my head
I keep saying mbmbam
I want people to have a nickname for it
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The mbmba
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Let me hit you with this one
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So go to
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Or our twitter feed
You know what
Just go to mbmba.com
We got all the links there
Actually there's another
You don't have a link to the twitter
In the website
That'll be up by the time you hear this
Nobody even uses twitter
Fix it
You do it
I'm saying we'll fix it
This whole show is falling apart
First question
This comes to us from Formspring
So it's anonymous
I'm a geek who plays video games all day
I have a few friends
But luckily they're geeks too
I'm starting university soon
And wondering if you had any tips on curing my social anxiety
And getting comfortable talking to people
I've not met before
Thanks, Formspring
This is something I struggle with on a day-to-day basis
I don't know how you guys feel about it
I'm all set
I'm pretty good at it
Hit us with advice, Travis
The best advice is
What I do
Wait for a conversation to form
And then just listen
Until there's something that you can actually add to the conversation
Don't jump in
Don't be like, hey nice shoes
If that works for you, great
That too, and then join the conversation
People really love it when you eat
Basically advice
Is eavesdrop
And then put it on it
Really just creepy your way in
Fact or write in
Remember that you can't really get
We talked about this last week
It's important
Ask people questions about themselves
You can always win friends
By getting people to talk about themselves
People love to talk about themselves
That's the best way
To start conversations
I like your shoes
Where did you purchase them?
The mistake I made going into college
Was being too aggressive
In my friendliness
But like introducing myself to everyone
Like hey, how's it going, I'm trying it out nicely
And people were like, I am fucking sick of that
What is that dude doing?
Imagine being related to him
Yeah, it's awful
You could just
Keep hanging out with geeks
There are enough geeks in the world
That's all I know are geeks dude
Yeah, my best friends
Are all pretty
And also, here's another one
Make yourself more physically attractive
Seriously
That really helps
The upper stratters
What? The upper strat of society
That's how you do it, man
Just be more physically attractive
And also have more money
That's possible, drive a better car
Be famous
Yeah, that really helps
This one also comes from form spring
Also anonymous
Assume I'm an awesome pretty girl
Done
I like a shy guy and had four dates
First three dates
Were all in bars at HH
I don't know what that means
Home Town Heroes
Home Town Heroes
Indoor Football League
Tournament of Bar Games
Theme going
The fourth date
Was a driving range
His idea, how do I get him to transition
To a nice dinner
Ask him, yes, ask him
Best advice
Grow a pair and say let's go to death
Grow a lady pair, say we're going to dinner
Bucko
This is the thing
If we could build this bridge
Women communicate more directly
With men, they're stupid and they don't get it
If you say, oh yeah, I'd love to go to the driving range
The way this terminates is
I'd love to stand behind you
As you play D&D with your friends
And get you sodas upon your request
Like this is how it sounds
And that sounds so cliche to say like
Dudes just don't get it
They don't get it
And even if they do get it
They go, well you said yes
So that's your bad
Let's go to the driving range
Yeah, just
Here's the thing
If he's taking you to these places
Say hey, I don't want to go to these places anymore
No, she probably does
Want to go to the places
She's not saying
I think the question is one of variety
Right?
If you want to be more subtle about it
Tell him there's a restaurant
That you've been wanting to try
Or go to or return to
So if you
Get that pretty hard
And he doesn't pick up on it
Man, he may not be ready
He may not be ready for the next show
And you sound like an awesome pretty girl
So I think
You might just want to dump the zero
And get with
Our show is not turning into this Griffin
It's not going to become
Have you met Griffin McRoy?
I'm just
Do you've never been on a Griffin McRoy first date?
And I suggest you try some Griffin McRoy
This evening
Do you know hot air balloons are involved?
A romantic technique on a hot air balloon
To the night sky
Holy shit
It's pretty awesome
I just realized she has dates
In quotation marks
Is it possible
She's following this guy to these places
And hang out with him
He wanted to go to the driving range
So I got in my car and followed him
I've been following this guy for two weeks
And had a dinner
So I could
Assume I'm an awesome pretty girl
Who's stalking a guy
What's the biggest mistake women make
In relationships
What about dudes? I think we've just covered women
That knocks it down
We've got that
And then complaining that you're not getting what you want
Well, I don't know
I think the biggest mistake they make
Would be like
A murder suicide pack
Once you do that
I think we're thinking more common mistakes
Oh, common
I was going to say putting your kids in a car
And rolling it into a pond
Producing offspring
And then burning your house down
That's probably the worst
That's a relationship in there
You know what
Being Brian Dunkelman
And quitting American Idol after season one
Because she's never going to let you live that down
That's your topic of conversation
You're talking about Mrs. Brian Dunkelman
Mrs. Brian Dunkelman
She'll never let him live that down
I miss that
Yeah, me too
I'm going to have a dream sequence where you guys talk about stuff
The biggest mistake you make is cheating
Don't cheat
That's not classy
And honestly, it's communication both ways
Say what you want
Say what the problem is
But here's the thing guys
If you want to know the biggest mistake you make in relationships
It's waiting for your female companion
To
Directly say what
What she's wanting
Because here's the thing
It goes both ways because guys
If you're not paying attention to the hints
And the things between the lines
A lot of girls, that's how they want you to show
That you care
Is because you're paying attention to those things
And taking that next step, right
So they don't have to ask because you know
So pay attention
And also don't take things for granted
Like if you keep doing the same thing
Don't feel like she must enjoy doing this
Do something new
Try something exciting
Cherish your baby man
Take her on a hot air balloon, right
Speaking of
Speaking of cheating and cheaters
This one comes from Yahoo
It's from Yahoo Answers user Billy Bob
He says
Say hey
Stop
Say hey
Don't go to Yahoo first
Just tell him to stop first
Put your phone away
Don't stop
Yahoo it's going on right now
As I'm typing to you
Oh great
It looks like it's taking care of itself
It's cool
I need to borrow some chapstick
But his hands are both terribly burnt
It's just pocket
And now we're making up
Just tell him to stop Billy Bob
Hey
And if you're wondering why she's cheating on you
It's because your name's Billy Bob
You're an adult
Get your shit together
One user named John
Had this answer
One, punch the guy
Two, spit in her face
Three, bang her friends, sisters and mom
What
That problem is not fixed
That problem is exacerbated
And then talk about it
And a new created list
Of ways to turn your life around
Listen, you and I have both made some mistakes
You made out with that dude
And I banged your friend, sister and mom
I think we can work through it
More importantly
He spit in her face
Which I think is probably the rudest thing you think about
That whole list
Hey ladies, spit
Remember when you asked us about the biggest mistakes
People make in relationships
Just take this question and paste it in
To your
That answers both sides because for ladies
It's J.O. and a dude in front of your fella
And for dudes
It's spitting in faces
He'll do that
Phone it down with all our male
Immediate family members
So
McAveney
As McAveney is the Twitter user
He gave this question to us
He or she
Goes to a lot of meetings with father-in-law
At work
When and how should I let people we are meeting
With know we are related
I say
I totally just read that as know we are retarded
My best
I know
That was my bad
I say you do it immediately
Because that would be such a power play
If they were like
To negotiate the big corporate merger
Who is your associate here
This is my daddy
This is just my daddy
He's here to help me negotiate
The terms of our merger
Take it away daddy
And then give me a ride home
My daddy and I are gonna do this
Excuse me daddy I hate to interrupt
Daddy I hate to interrupt
You're making some great headway here
My daddy and I are gonna go to TCBY
I love you so much daddy
Just make a boom-boom daddy
I did make a boom-boom
Here's what you do
Just say it at the beginning
This is my father
That lets them say
I can see the resemblance
It's father-in-law
So if there's resemblance there
Oh crap
That makes it slightly less
I don't know
If you guys were my brothers in law
I see the problem now
Uh
Can I ask you this? I don't have a father-in-law
Why does that matter?
Well it's weird because it's like
It's one of those things where
I don't know if you're in a meeting with somebody
Afterwards they're like
That's his father-in-law
It would be weird like why didn't you tell me that
I don't know
I don't think it would be weird unless the people you're
Meeting with are like
You boning down on his daughter
What's that like for both of you
Here's what you should do
Just gently slip it in the conversation
Like I really think this is going to work out
Like when I married his daughter
And then move on
Why is he not bringing it up?
Is he not proud of you?
And this is my son-in-law
Who I am proud of
In whom I am well pleased
This is my baby boy
I'm his daddy
I'm his peppy pep
And we're going to do this trade negotiation
And then we're going to go get hot dogs
We're going to get hot dogs together
Go to the big game
This one comes from Twitter
Spitzarelli
Which is a pretty cool name
My wife refuses to watch The Room
One, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Two, how can I get her to watch it?
I recently learned that The Room isn't for everyone
We're of course talking about the 2003 comedy
Classic
The Room isn't for everyone
I've never shown it to someone who didn't get it
We experienced that
What?
I made my girlfriend Theresa watch it
And it's not that she didn't like it
It just made her angry
Like she had this look on her face the whole time
Like she was watching someone get murdered
And she couldn't do anything to stop it
And afterwards she just couldn't stop saying
What? Why?
How is that a thing that exists?
You watch by the end of it, she'll be a fan
She'll love it
The lines blurred for me anymore
My girlfriend Dwight and Billy Joel
Where you start ironically and then
You don't know
At the end
Where the irony stops
And the true passion for it begins
How can you get her to watch it?
This is an easy one
Make it a happening
You get your other people
Say like this is what we're doing
That's a lot of fun
We have the occasional bad movie night
And you get people together
And you say
Hey, we're going to watch this
It's a thing
And that's really the best context to watch it anyway
If you still can't get her to watch it
You might try it with the
The
The commentator
Who are those
MSD, why are their names
What do they go by now?
Rift Tracks
Although you need to watch the original
Get it here
And the thing is, if you've seen it
75 times that Griffin has
It's hard to look back
And through the eyes of someone watching it
And just going, what this is awful
And it's like, yeah, but once you watch it
Like four times, then
Is this bad porn?
Are you making me watch bad porn?
And if you invite over
You need to specify right away that it's not bad porn
Because that's the first question
Every time I watch it with someone new
If you invite over other people
And it's also going to make it less
Of a deal for her
Because if you're a huge fan
It's like pressure on her
People feel that
If they know you really love something
Then there's a lot of pressure on her to enjoy
As she's watching it
So just invite over a bunch of other people
Maddie
E-mailed us
Maddie wants to know
How can I get my girlfriend to move to Vancouver?
I feel like this is a trick question
Wow, so
Why is he moving out of America?
No, he already is out of it
Oh, he's out of America
His title is Maddie from Vancouver
Can you convince her that Vancouver is not in Canada?
Is that a possibility?
I'm going to be honest with you, I had to look it up
I thought it was in Maine
It's a little sad
I know isn't it
That's sad
Why don't you bring Vancouver
To your girlfriend
Fill up a basket with
And here I'll edit in
Some things that are from Vancouver
I don't know, but
Naples are up
Mounties
That's just racist
All those things from
Vancouver
Vancouver is actually
A dope movie scene
They're like
North Hollywood is what some people call it
The snowy Hollywood
There's a chance that she'll see
Some B-Rite celebrities there
Mike Myers is always up there
He's always there
He's doing live stage presentations
Of the Love Guru
That sounds good
Yeah, it is pretty good
This one comes from Yahoo user Mike
How long does it take
To get THC out of your system
If
You only smoke on the weekends
Basically
I'm applying for a summer job this weekend
And if I am successful
They will require a pre-employment
Drug test
My question is how long will it take
Before I can pass the test
If I'm an occasional smoker
Who on average smokes 2-3 times on the weekends
And very rarely during the week
Dog, I don't think you don't know
This isn't about not knowing how THC works
You don't know how time works
Like the basic principles of like
Time
Your interviews this weekend
Your F
This weekend
Your F
It's not a question
Of quantity man
Your blood pumps
Faster on the weekends
That's true, you get extreme
There's things happening
You pee it all out
I don't know what to tell this guy
I do
Your F
If you have another weekend approaching
I would suggest not smoking
It's not as if the delusion
Of the weekday is going to help you
In this situation
I ain't doing it on Tuesday
No, you don't understand
I'm a very light user in the afternoon
It resets
Your internal THC clock resets
Every time you do it again
I don't know
He's not working for the weekend
He's smoking for the weekday
And then during the weekdays
He just uses heroin
Yeah, just exclusively heroin
His plan is to get so high
On Saturday and Sunday that he can just coast
He just coasts it on through
Just coasts on
You feel the itch around Thursday
But it's cool because you know that weekend's coming up
Maybe just stop
Dominic writes Dominic
Dominic
I haven't been able to fly for about four years now
Due to a bad flight through a thunderstorm
It's the worst
An increase in anxiety over flying
Resolving panic attacks for trips
Even walking off a plane because my anxiety got so bad
I know flying is the safest way to travel
I know I'm missing out on things
By not flying
Any advice that could help me overcome this irrational fear
First of all, like we talked about last week
With the wasps
It is an irrational fear
It is, of course it is
This is a serious thing
I think it's the most
Natural feeling I have ever had
It is unnatural
But that's why it's so awesome
Whenever I'm flying on a plane
All I can do is marvel
I am like good
Keep it up mankind
Because I'm on a flying craft right now
10,000 feet above the ground
Here's my actual, I do actually have advice here
What you do is
You remember that
This flight seems very special for you
Right, because you don't fly that much
There are people on this craft for whom
This is
The most boring thing that happens to them
And that's the flight crew
So what you do is, if you get a little nervous
You start to get scared, you hit some turbulence
You look at the flight crew
And
Without fail, the stewardess will look
So
Incredibly bored
You will always know that there's not anything going on
Because I will think that
There's no way any plane has ever had this much
Turbulence
It simply never happened
And then you look at the stewardess and she's like
Reading her Danielle Steele and chilling with her gender rail
It's like, okay, maybe I should relax a little bit
And you know what personally always makes me feel better
Is looking around and realizing there's like
50 other lives in this place
That all have their own concerns and own problems
And it's like, well, this isn't just
Happening to me and I'm not the only one
Going through this
For some reason that usually helps me calm down
Just knowing that for this like two hours
Four hours, six hour flight
My life is connected to all these
60 strangers and by that point I fall asleep
Another thing you can do is
Do you guys remember when you were younger
And you would go like on a first date with somebody
And you'd be in the movie theater
And it would take you like the entire
Two-hour movie
To get up the courage to like hold their hand
And so the entire time like your hand
Is kind of slowly creeping over
And it's all exciting and scary
What you can do is do that
With the strangers sitting next to you
On the plane
And have it like stretch it out for the entire
Like if you're flying east to west coast
It's like a six hour flight
So just take six hours and very slowly
Just have this campaign of
Of just finger by finger
Just moving it
You'd be so distracted
So scared
And like maybe
Maybe
Maybe that large drill sergeant type
Sitting in 17B
May just be your special somebody
And if not
Even if you get shot down
Your flight's done
Max King does a funny thing where
He will tell people
His magician, he tells people
That he warns the person next to him
Before the flight starts
That he has a condition where
He falls asleep with his eyes open
So like 20 minutes into the flight
He'll pretend that
That he has fallen asleep
And he'll just phone stare at the person
In the seat next to him
If you can pull that off, I guarantee
You're not going to be thinking about your fear of flight
So
This one comes from Dylan
Via Gmail
So while I was working a crappy job
At an upscale breakfast restaurant
I fell in crush with a girl
Is that it?
It might be a new hip lingo
I like it
The problem was she would always say totes
In place of totally
I started doing it in a way of
Ironically ridiculing her and trying to force herself
To view her own unacceptable behavior
The problem arose thereafter when I kept saying it all the time
And now all my friends say it too
My question is should I be proud
That my friends view me as the social god
Which all others must be judged against
And for that reason they emulate my dialect
Or should I feel guilty for making everybody I know
A little bit stupider
P.S. I've totally been on a low fat yogurt
With granola trend lately
What are the macaws snacking on?
Well slang genius
A few different points here
First off in your post script
You say totally
So I think you're on the road to recovery
Two
That's pretty friggin judgmental
For a guy who just said fell in crush
I think maybe you've got some other things
You need to address Dylan
There's nothing wrong
With subverting
We invented language
Not the other way around
There's nothing wrong with subverting grammar
To your own whims
I mean you know
Especially making words short
Yeah that's always good
You waste so much time with all those syllables
I used to not like the totes
I used to not get on the totes train
But now I'm all about it
I don't know what happened to me
If you start saying something
Ironically
You will never stop saying it
That is how these things happen
And also don't
Here's another thing
If you are trying to get
You're trying to start a relationship
With somebody
Maybe bullying them
About their grandparents
No no I get it
That's like a playful thing
You just break her down
Sexily break down her spirits
Or is it possible
That she was talking about
Strapid
Canvas attaché cases
Like tote bags
Yeah like hand me my multiple totes
Towards the point of you asking
If you are the social god or not
I find that there's a phenomenon
Where you don't notice other people
Are doing something until you start doing it
And you're like oh my god I just started this
And even if you were the first person
To do it chances are
Across the globe
25,000 other people
Started doing it at the exact same time
Spread out
So that idea of like I brought this to my friends
And now they're all saying it
You might have made them feel okay
With saying it but chances are
It didn't directly come from you
I gotta tear him down
No I'm just saying like he doesn't have to feel bad
About making his friends feel stupider
And also I don't think it is stupider
To say totes
Cause it's like a contraction
Of you know do and not
And making it don't
That's not stupid we're all just used to it by now
And so you know in a hundred years
When people are saying totes instead of totally
To shorten the word
It won't be stupid it's just
A new way of saying an old thing
Also
Sour punch strawberry sour tape
We've got a big big box
Of
Sour punch strawberry sour tape
That our friend Nick Rose gave us
He I guess sells it
Or he hands out like trial products
And he had literally probably
A three foot by two foot
Box of sour tape
That he just had
And he gave it to us and that's what we've been snacking on
Here in Cincinnati
Pretty exclusively
That's
Consistent of some meals
At this point hand me eight of those
What do you
I'm not going to answer this because this is an advice show
Not a show about snacks
I advise you to
Eat sour punch strawberry sour tape
Cause it tastes good when you eat it
As brothers have you ever lied to your parents
As a group in one lie extravaganza
What do you feel
The best way to lie to parents
Laying back story
Our dad
Our dad just called
All of us he called me
Called you two to say he listens to this show
So I don't think we should air it out
We're not going to like smoke this out
I will say one word commitment
Commitment that's what it is
That's the secret
And also don't be too specific
Why can't I just be terse
Why can't I just say commitment
Why can't you just be terse
There's one thing in life I'm really good at
And it's lying and I want to pass that on to the people
I'm good at it too that's why I said I was happy to have you on this show
But you're making me regret it
They are enough
Let's move on
Let's move on before we get into trouble
This one comes from Yahoo and answers users
Sir sketchy
Good start
Strong start
Oh my god this one
I don't know this one might hit you as funny
It might just make you confused
My girlfriend threw my dog off my balcony
When I broke up with her
I'm not sure what to do
I'm so confused should I call the police
Okay
Okay
If we need to have another podcast
Called when is it the right time
To get an answer from Yahoo
And when is it the right time
To make this an actionable situation
Because you are
These are constantly from people who are in
This is like there's a bus
And I'm my legs broken and I'm lying
The bus
The bus is coming at me
And please help me Yahoo
I understand like this
Is that dog murder
How about you go fucking check on the dog
First and see
How about that
How about you take your dog and give it a burial
And you go through the morning before you start worrying about repercussions
Call the police
What are you going to get the fucking
CSI out there
They're going to chuck out line
There's not a case to crack
What happened sir my girlfriend threw my dog off the balcony
Well solved another one guys
Oh another one guys let's take it home
Good work Larry Fishburne
You're dead
Lock it up
Oh man
Yeah call the police and then move
As far away as he possibly can
Are there any sweet answers for that one
No none of that
Call the cops that's animal abuse and she will go away
For doing that
One guy his name is just G
G exclamation point
Says nope just throw her off the balcony
Yeah people will probably call the police about that one though
If you're wanting to get the police involved
That seems like a pretty good way to do it
I would like to get that argument in court though
Like sir
Why did you throw your girlfriend off the balcony
To be fair
She threw my dog off the balcony
And I couldn't think of another option
I didn't realize it was puppy justice
Forgive me
This one
This is probably the best news there
Be happy she didn't throw you off the balcony
I wouldn't think it would be wise
To start dating her again
And your dog will appreciate that decision
Look
Your dead dog will probably be real happy
You don't date her again
You come back ghost dog style
I don't think you should date her again
I think it's probably time to cut the cord
Look
Best of luck
If you're thinking about starting that relationship up again
I think it's gone I think it's over
You know Andy
He's from Gmail
He recently started taking the bus to work in the morning
Because his company offered to pay for the pay
Really guys
If you're taking the bus we don't need the back story
You're taking the bus okay
You're taking the bus
That means I have about 35 minutes a day
Twice a day really
More to sit around and or stand
Aside from listening to fine podcast and feature macaroids
How do you suggest I spend this extra time
Um
So Andy
Make creepy eye contact with people on the bus
Try to hold their hands
Or Sydney
Can I
You guys are going to think I'm goofy
But I've been reading this book that Travis got
My wife Sydney about
Happiness
And medicine stuff
You know that seems like a really good opportunity
To just take 10 of those minutes
And just get centered
You know like
Think about your day
Just relax
Enjoy being alive
Enjoy being in a bus with a bunch of other people
Look at people, enjoy that they're alive
Just appreciate your own life
Get centered
People misunderstand the idea of like meditation
It's really just thinking
You got 10 extra minutes
This is nice
This is a good moment to be
I'm glad you said that Justin
You made me happy
You know
You could spend that 35 minutes
Preparing
For a freestyle rap battle
Your place of business
Maybe jotting down some quick rhymes
You don't want to bust out
A pre-prepare during
An actual fight
But if you can get those gears cranked
And start figuring out words
That rhyme with other words
Then I think that your freestyle
Rap battle
And just lose yourself
When loss ratio will
Ultimately improve
And then when you're riding home
You can still prepare for the next day's fight
Right
Are you riding to a rap battle?
Is this sweet?
He gives us information like his company offered
To pay for the pass
He's taking the bus to a freestyle rap battle
It's all about the information
If so though
Greatest company
Hey Steve, we know you got that rap battle later
We all got you this
We all chipped in
To support your rap battling
Don't worry about that 290 fare
Why don't you worry about those dope rhymes instead
Don't even front Steve
This one's all on us
Yahoo Answers user
One-eyed W
And then it cuts off
It is one-eyed Willy
He says
Can toenails be swallowed?
Oh no
I don't even want to talk about that
When it makes me sad
My wife told me she is leaving me because of my bad habits
I nearly choked on my own toenail
Is it okay to eat toenails?
Fuck no it's not one-eyed Willy
What's your deal?
You have a bigger problem
Your wife is leaving you because you won't stop eating your toenails
Earlier we talked about grammar
And how it should be flexible
This is one of those situations where that can and may thing
Is so important to this question
Really? Like can you?
Obviously
Obviously yes
But may you?
Like is that socially permissible?
I'm gonna have to say no
No
I like that the question is not should I put my toe in my mouth?
It is can I swallow it?
After I get that toenail off there
And I'm thinking about
Like how to dispense with it
Is that one of the options that I have?
I think his concern
I don't think is coming from
The
The cleanness
Of the habit or the fact that his wife is leaving him
I think he probably got
Worried
When he choked on his own toenail
Like he's worried if he keeps doing it
He's tempting fate
So okay so you don't think he was like
Because I got the impression that he was gonna be like
Hey dummy look at what Yahoo! Answer said
They said it's fine
So just sit down
Actually there's only
Safety
There is only one answer and it's from Charlie H
And he says yes it is okay to eat toenails
If you want to stay single and get fungal mouth
Charlie H
Charlie H out
The H stands for helping
So I want to hear Griffin's last question
But the one we shall
Ruminate on for the week
But Travis how can people get in touch
With us?
Oh my god a myriad of ways
The easiest way
For all of our followers
Is probably the hashtag
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On twitter
On the twitter
We also have a twitter account
At
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And our form spring
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All of these ways we'll get a hold of us
Also there's a facebook group
Which is full of like 130 people
For Kyle
Kyle Callis
Kyle Callis thank you everybody
Seriously please
We're on iTunes too so if you could take
Just like two minutes
And go review us
And subscribe and review us
That would be super appreciated
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All out is to go to
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I'm a pokemon
The question is
Is it okay to bring jelly beans
On a plane
I'm Justin McRoy
I'm Travis McRoy
This has been my brother
My brother
And me
I'm Travis McRoy
I'm Justin McRoy
I'm Justin McRoy