My Brother, My Brother And Me - My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 02

Episode Date: April 19, 2010

It's Monday and that means it's time to have literally every question you've ever had about life, love and laughter courtesy of the McElroy brothers. But honestly, why are you even reading this? Why d...on't you just head over to our OFFICIAL Web Presence at MBMBAM.com. Also, did you subscribe? You should subscribe. Suggested episode talking points: Is "totes" acceptable? Are you trying to hold my hand?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If you change your mind I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me Let me know Gonna be around If you got no place to go
Starting point is 00:00:16 When you're feeling down If you're all alone When a pretty person And welcome, we're back again to the show It's called My Brother, My Brother and Me I am, of course, Justin McElroy I'm Travis McElroy
Starting point is 00:00:34 I'm Griffin McElroy We all do our last name It seems unnecessary So people know that we're actual real life Not those imitation brothers Like those Mackenzie brothers Those Jonas brothers Well, they're real brothers
Starting point is 00:00:50 They're just not real people One of them I'm pretty sure is adopted Meaning that's not a real brother That's not a real brother No, ew, gross I'm pretty sure one of them is a doctor Which is weird It's the same one
Starting point is 00:01:06 The adopted is the doctor Yeah, they adopted a doctor Is what they get Thank you so much for all the support, everybody Thank you so much Probably like 100,000 downloads For the last episode My plan is to just
Starting point is 00:01:22 If we just double our audience Every time Here's my rule If the number of downloads ever slips From one show to another We just stop We're out You know when the party's stopping
Starting point is 00:01:38 That's when the parties stop and we're out So that's a good reason For you at home Tell your friends, if you've always been a fan Of mine and Griffin's But you didn't know how to get on my board Because we only talk about video games What if they've always been a fan of me?
Starting point is 00:01:54 If you went to Petspart And Travis gave you some really kind And courteous service He's not just talking about dolls Slips you into some coupons underneath the reg Then, you know Now you can listen to and talk about it This is the show to listen to with a loved one
Starting point is 00:02:10 Get your SO Get your boyfriend and girlfriend Or your hermaphrodite friend Is that more inclusive? Yeah, get your person Get your person Your special somebody And listen to the show with them
Starting point is 00:02:26 Say, hey, I want to listen to the show with you I would prefer if you would download it Also on a separate device So our numbers increase like that's reflected And then we'll listen to it together But like our differences separately And if you want to review it on iTunes That's also so cool
Starting point is 00:02:42 Some of those reviews are great Some dude said that he listened to it And it cured all of his diseases And we've got And if you've been looking for a reason to buy an MP3 player For your pillow with a person on it This is the time And we got so much now
Starting point is 00:02:58 We got mbmbam.com Oh, Justin Russo Can we talk about how great that guy is? Justin Russo's got New art all through If you go to mbmbam.com Which I'm thinking of a word
Starting point is 00:03:14 To try to pronounce that easier Mbmbam Mbmbam doesn't sound cool I was thinking about mbmbam I was thinking about mbmbam I'm thinking about mamba In my head I keep saying mbmbam
Starting point is 00:03:30 I want people to have a nickname for it Like mbmba The mbmba The mbmbam is terrible Let me hit you with this one What about the mbmba See now How about mbmbam
Starting point is 00:03:46 No So go to Mbmba mbmba.com Or our twitter feed You know what Just go to mbmba.com We got all the links there
Starting point is 00:04:02 Actually there's another You don't have a link to the twitter In the website That'll be up by the time you hear this Nobody even uses twitter Fix it You do it I'm saying we'll fix it
Starting point is 00:04:18 This whole show is falling apart First question This comes to us from Formspring So it's anonymous I'm a geek who plays video games all day I have a few friends But luckily they're geeks too I'm starting university soon
Starting point is 00:04:34 And wondering if you had any tips on curing my social anxiety And getting comfortable talking to people I've not met before Thanks, Formspring This is something I struggle with on a day-to-day basis I don't know how you guys feel about it I'm all set I'm pretty good at it
Starting point is 00:04:50 Hit us with advice, Travis The best advice is What I do Wait for a conversation to form And then just listen Until there's something that you can actually add to the conversation Don't jump in Don't be like, hey nice shoes
Starting point is 00:05:06 If that works for you, great That too, and then join the conversation People really love it when you eat Basically advice Is eavesdrop And then put it on it Really just creepy your way in Fact or write in
Starting point is 00:05:22 Remember that you can't really get We talked about this last week It's important Ask people questions about themselves You can always win friends By getting people to talk about themselves People love to talk about themselves That's the best way
Starting point is 00:05:38 To start conversations I like your shoes Where did you purchase them? The mistake I made going into college Was being too aggressive In my friendliness But like introducing myself to everyone Like hey, how's it going, I'm trying it out nicely
Starting point is 00:05:54 And people were like, I am fucking sick of that What is that dude doing? Imagine being related to him Yeah, it's awful You could just Keep hanging out with geeks There are enough geeks in the world That's all I know are geeks dude
Starting point is 00:06:10 Yeah, my best friends Are all pretty And also, here's another one Make yourself more physically attractive Seriously That really helps The upper stratters What? The upper strat of society
Starting point is 00:06:26 That's how you do it, man Just be more physically attractive And also have more money That's possible, drive a better car Be famous Yeah, that really helps This one also comes from form spring Also anonymous
Starting point is 00:06:42 Assume I'm an awesome pretty girl Done I like a shy guy and had four dates First three dates Were all in bars at HH I don't know what that means Home Town Heroes Home Town Heroes
Starting point is 00:06:58 Indoor Football League Tournament of Bar Games Theme going The fourth date Was a driving range His idea, how do I get him to transition To a nice dinner Ask him, yes, ask him
Starting point is 00:07:14 Best advice Grow a pair and say let's go to death Grow a lady pair, say we're going to dinner Bucko This is the thing If we could build this bridge Women communicate more directly With men, they're stupid and they don't get it
Starting point is 00:07:30 If you say, oh yeah, I'd love to go to the driving range The way this terminates is I'd love to stand behind you As you play D&D with your friends And get you sodas upon your request Like this is how it sounds And that sounds so cliche to say like Dudes just don't get it
Starting point is 00:07:46 They don't get it And even if they do get it They go, well you said yes So that's your bad Let's go to the driving range Yeah, just Here's the thing If he's taking you to these places
Starting point is 00:08:02 Say hey, I don't want to go to these places anymore No, she probably does Want to go to the places She's not saying I think the question is one of variety Right? If you want to be more subtle about it Tell him there's a restaurant
Starting point is 00:08:18 That you've been wanting to try Or go to or return to So if you Get that pretty hard And he doesn't pick up on it Man, he may not be ready He may not be ready for the next show And you sound like an awesome pretty girl
Starting point is 00:08:34 So I think You might just want to dump the zero And get with Our show is not turning into this Griffin It's not going to become Have you met Griffin McRoy? I'm just Do you've never been on a Griffin McRoy first date?
Starting point is 00:08:50 And I suggest you try some Griffin McRoy This evening Do you know hot air balloons are involved? A romantic technique on a hot air balloon To the night sky Holy shit It's pretty awesome I just realized she has dates
Starting point is 00:09:06 In quotation marks Is it possible She's following this guy to these places And hang out with him He wanted to go to the driving range So I got in my car and followed him I've been following this guy for two weeks And had a dinner
Starting point is 00:09:22 So I could Assume I'm an awesome pretty girl Who's stalking a guy What's the biggest mistake women make In relationships What about dudes? I think we've just covered women That knocks it down We've got that
Starting point is 00:09:38 And then complaining that you're not getting what you want Well, I don't know I think the biggest mistake they make Would be like A murder suicide pack Once you do that I think we're thinking more common mistakes Oh, common
Starting point is 00:09:54 I was going to say putting your kids in a car And rolling it into a pond Producing offspring And then burning your house down That's probably the worst That's a relationship in there You know what Being Brian Dunkelman
Starting point is 00:10:10 And quitting American Idol after season one Because she's never going to let you live that down That's your topic of conversation You're talking about Mrs. Brian Dunkelman Mrs. Brian Dunkelman She'll never let him live that down I miss that Yeah, me too
Starting point is 00:10:26 I'm going to have a dream sequence where you guys talk about stuff The biggest mistake you make is cheating Don't cheat That's not classy And honestly, it's communication both ways Say what you want Say what the problem is But here's the thing guys
Starting point is 00:10:42 If you want to know the biggest mistake you make in relationships It's waiting for your female companion To Directly say what What she's wanting Because here's the thing It goes both ways because guys If you're not paying attention to the hints
Starting point is 00:10:58 And the things between the lines A lot of girls, that's how they want you to show That you care Is because you're paying attention to those things And taking that next step, right So they don't have to ask because you know So pay attention And also don't take things for granted
Starting point is 00:11:14 Like if you keep doing the same thing Don't feel like she must enjoy doing this Do something new Try something exciting Cherish your baby man Take her on a hot air balloon, right Speaking of Speaking of cheating and cheaters
Starting point is 00:11:30 This one comes from Yahoo It's from Yahoo Answers user Billy Bob He says Say hey Stop Say hey Don't go to Yahoo first Just tell him to stop first
Starting point is 00:11:52 Put your phone away Don't stop Yahoo it's going on right now As I'm typing to you Oh great It looks like it's taking care of itself It's cool I need to borrow some chapstick
Starting point is 00:12:08 But his hands are both terribly burnt It's just pocket And now we're making up Just tell him to stop Billy Bob Hey And if you're wondering why she's cheating on you It's because your name's Billy Bob You're an adult
Starting point is 00:12:24 Get your shit together One user named John Had this answer One, punch the guy Two, spit in her face Three, bang her friends, sisters and mom What That problem is not fixed
Starting point is 00:12:40 That problem is exacerbated And then talk about it And a new created list Of ways to turn your life around Listen, you and I have both made some mistakes You made out with that dude And I banged your friend, sister and mom I think we can work through it
Starting point is 00:12:56 More importantly He spit in her face Which I think is probably the rudest thing you think about That whole list Hey ladies, spit Remember when you asked us about the biggest mistakes People make in relationships Just take this question and paste it in
Starting point is 00:13:12 To your That answers both sides because for ladies It's J.O. and a dude in front of your fella And for dudes It's spitting in faces He'll do that Phone it down with all our male Immediate family members
Starting point is 00:13:28 So McAveney As McAveney is the Twitter user He gave this question to us He or she Goes to a lot of meetings with father-in-law At work When and how should I let people we are meeting
Starting point is 00:13:44 With know we are related I say I totally just read that as know we are retarded My best I know That was my bad I say you do it immediately Because that would be such a power play
Starting point is 00:14:00 If they were like To negotiate the big corporate merger Who is your associate here This is my daddy This is just my daddy He's here to help me negotiate The terms of our merger Take it away daddy
Starting point is 00:14:16 And then give me a ride home My daddy and I are gonna do this Excuse me daddy I hate to interrupt Daddy I hate to interrupt You're making some great headway here My daddy and I are gonna go to TCBY I love you so much daddy Just make a boom-boom daddy
Starting point is 00:14:32 I did make a boom-boom Here's what you do Just say it at the beginning This is my father That lets them say I can see the resemblance It's father-in-law So if there's resemblance there
Starting point is 00:14:48 Oh crap That makes it slightly less I don't know If you guys were my brothers in law I see the problem now Uh Can I ask you this? I don't have a father-in-law Why does that matter?
Starting point is 00:15:04 Well it's weird because it's like It's one of those things where I don't know if you're in a meeting with somebody Afterwards they're like That's his father-in-law It would be weird like why didn't you tell me that I don't know I don't think it would be weird unless the people you're
Starting point is 00:15:20 Meeting with are like You boning down on his daughter What's that like for both of you Here's what you should do Just gently slip it in the conversation Like I really think this is going to work out Like when I married his daughter And then move on
Starting point is 00:15:36 Why is he not bringing it up? Is he not proud of you? And this is my son-in-law Who I am proud of In whom I am well pleased This is my baby boy I'm his daddy I'm his peppy pep
Starting point is 00:15:52 And we're going to do this trade negotiation And then we're going to go get hot dogs We're going to get hot dogs together Go to the big game This one comes from Twitter Spitzarelli Which is a pretty cool name My wife refuses to watch The Room
Starting point is 00:16:08 One, what the fuck is wrong with her? Two, how can I get her to watch it? I recently learned that The Room isn't for everyone We're of course talking about the 2003 comedy Classic The Room isn't for everyone I've never shown it to someone who didn't get it We experienced that
Starting point is 00:16:24 What? I made my girlfriend Theresa watch it And it's not that she didn't like it It just made her angry Like she had this look on her face the whole time Like she was watching someone get murdered And she couldn't do anything to stop it And afterwards she just couldn't stop saying
Starting point is 00:16:40 What? Why? How is that a thing that exists? You watch by the end of it, she'll be a fan She'll love it The lines blurred for me anymore My girlfriend Dwight and Billy Joel Where you start ironically and then You don't know
Starting point is 00:16:56 At the end Where the irony stops And the true passion for it begins How can you get her to watch it? This is an easy one Make it a happening You get your other people Say like this is what we're doing
Starting point is 00:17:12 That's a lot of fun We have the occasional bad movie night And you get people together And you say Hey, we're going to watch this It's a thing And that's really the best context to watch it anyway If you still can't get her to watch it
Starting point is 00:17:28 You might try it with the The The commentator Who are those MSD, why are their names What do they go by now? Rift Tracks Although you need to watch the original
Starting point is 00:17:44 Get it here And the thing is, if you've seen it 75 times that Griffin has It's hard to look back And through the eyes of someone watching it And just going, what this is awful And it's like, yeah, but once you watch it Like four times, then
Starting point is 00:18:00 Is this bad porn? Are you making me watch bad porn? And if you invite over You need to specify right away that it's not bad porn Because that's the first question Every time I watch it with someone new If you invite over other people And it's also going to make it less
Starting point is 00:18:16 Of a deal for her Because if you're a huge fan It's like pressure on her People feel that If they know you really love something Then there's a lot of pressure on her to enjoy As she's watching it So just invite over a bunch of other people
Starting point is 00:18:32 Maddie E-mailed us Maddie wants to know How can I get my girlfriend to move to Vancouver? I feel like this is a trick question Wow, so Why is he moving out of America? No, he already is out of it
Starting point is 00:18:48 Oh, he's out of America His title is Maddie from Vancouver Can you convince her that Vancouver is not in Canada? Is that a possibility? I'm going to be honest with you, I had to look it up I thought it was in Maine It's a little sad I know isn't it
Starting point is 00:19:04 That's sad Why don't you bring Vancouver To your girlfriend Fill up a basket with And here I'll edit in Some things that are from Vancouver I don't know, but Naples are up
Starting point is 00:19:20 Mounties That's just racist All those things from Vancouver Vancouver is actually A dope movie scene They're like North Hollywood is what some people call it
Starting point is 00:19:36 The snowy Hollywood There's a chance that she'll see Some B-Rite celebrities there Mike Myers is always up there He's always there He's doing live stage presentations Of the Love Guru That sounds good
Starting point is 00:19:54 Yeah, it is pretty good This one comes from Yahoo user Mike How long does it take To get THC out of your system If You only smoke on the weekends Basically I'm applying for a summer job this weekend
Starting point is 00:20:10 And if I am successful They will require a pre-employment Drug test My question is how long will it take Before I can pass the test If I'm an occasional smoker Who on average smokes 2-3 times on the weekends And very rarely during the week
Starting point is 00:20:26 Dog, I don't think you don't know This isn't about not knowing how THC works You don't know how time works Like the basic principles of like Time Your interviews this weekend Your F This weekend
Starting point is 00:20:42 Your F It's not a question Of quantity man Your blood pumps Faster on the weekends That's true, you get extreme There's things happening You pee it all out
Starting point is 00:21:00 I don't know what to tell this guy I do Your F If you have another weekend approaching I would suggest not smoking It's not as if the delusion Of the weekday is going to help you In this situation
Starting point is 00:21:16 I ain't doing it on Tuesday No, you don't understand I'm a very light user in the afternoon It resets Your internal THC clock resets Every time you do it again I don't know He's not working for the weekend
Starting point is 00:21:32 He's smoking for the weekday And then during the weekdays He just uses heroin Yeah, just exclusively heroin His plan is to get so high On Saturday and Sunday that he can just coast He just coasts it on through Just coasts on
Starting point is 00:21:48 You feel the itch around Thursday But it's cool because you know that weekend's coming up Maybe just stop Dominic writes Dominic Dominic I haven't been able to fly for about four years now Due to a bad flight through a thunderstorm It's the worst
Starting point is 00:22:04 An increase in anxiety over flying Resolving panic attacks for trips Even walking off a plane because my anxiety got so bad I know flying is the safest way to travel I know I'm missing out on things By not flying Any advice that could help me overcome this irrational fear First of all, like we talked about last week
Starting point is 00:22:20 With the wasps It is an irrational fear It is, of course it is This is a serious thing I think it's the most Natural feeling I have ever had It is unnatural But that's why it's so awesome
Starting point is 00:22:36 Whenever I'm flying on a plane All I can do is marvel I am like good Keep it up mankind Because I'm on a flying craft right now 10,000 feet above the ground Here's my actual, I do actually have advice here What you do is
Starting point is 00:22:52 You remember that This flight seems very special for you Right, because you don't fly that much There are people on this craft for whom This is The most boring thing that happens to them And that's the flight crew So what you do is, if you get a little nervous
Starting point is 00:23:08 You start to get scared, you hit some turbulence You look at the flight crew And Without fail, the stewardess will look So Incredibly bored You will always know that there's not anything going on Because I will think that
Starting point is 00:23:24 There's no way any plane has ever had this much Turbulence It simply never happened And then you look at the stewardess and she's like Reading her Danielle Steele and chilling with her gender rail It's like, okay, maybe I should relax a little bit And you know what personally always makes me feel better Is looking around and realizing there's like
Starting point is 00:23:40 50 other lives in this place That all have their own concerns and own problems And it's like, well, this isn't just Happening to me and I'm not the only one Going through this For some reason that usually helps me calm down Just knowing that for this like two hours Four hours, six hour flight
Starting point is 00:23:56 My life is connected to all these 60 strangers and by that point I fall asleep Another thing you can do is Do you guys remember when you were younger And you would go like on a first date with somebody And you'd be in the movie theater And it would take you like the entire Two-hour movie
Starting point is 00:24:12 To get up the courage to like hold their hand And so the entire time like your hand Is kind of slowly creeping over And it's all exciting and scary What you can do is do that With the strangers sitting next to you On the plane And have it like stretch it out for the entire
Starting point is 00:24:28 Like if you're flying east to west coast It's like a six hour flight So just take six hours and very slowly Just have this campaign of Of just finger by finger Just moving it You'd be so distracted So scared
Starting point is 00:24:44 And like maybe Maybe Maybe that large drill sergeant type Sitting in 17B May just be your special somebody And if not Even if you get shot down Your flight's done
Starting point is 00:25:00 Max King does a funny thing where He will tell people His magician, he tells people That he warns the person next to him Before the flight starts That he has a condition where He falls asleep with his eyes open So like 20 minutes into the flight
Starting point is 00:25:16 He'll pretend that That he has fallen asleep And he'll just phone stare at the person In the seat next to him If you can pull that off, I guarantee You're not going to be thinking about your fear of flight So This one comes from Dylan
Starting point is 00:25:32 Via Gmail So while I was working a crappy job At an upscale breakfast restaurant I fell in crush with a girl Is that it? It might be a new hip lingo I like it The problem was she would always say totes
Starting point is 00:25:48 In place of totally I started doing it in a way of Ironically ridiculing her and trying to force herself To view her own unacceptable behavior The problem arose thereafter when I kept saying it all the time And now all my friends say it too My question is should I be proud That my friends view me as the social god
Starting point is 00:26:04 Which all others must be judged against And for that reason they emulate my dialect Or should I feel guilty for making everybody I know A little bit stupider P.S. I've totally been on a low fat yogurt With granola trend lately What are the macaws snacking on? Well slang genius
Starting point is 00:26:20 A few different points here First off in your post script You say totally So I think you're on the road to recovery Two That's pretty friggin judgmental For a guy who just said fell in crush I think maybe you've got some other things
Starting point is 00:26:36 You need to address Dylan There's nothing wrong With subverting We invented language Not the other way around There's nothing wrong with subverting grammar To your own whims I mean you know
Starting point is 00:26:52 Especially making words short Yeah that's always good You waste so much time with all those syllables I used to not like the totes I used to not get on the totes train But now I'm all about it I don't know what happened to me If you start saying something
Starting point is 00:27:08 Ironically You will never stop saying it That is how these things happen And also don't Here's another thing If you are trying to get You're trying to start a relationship With somebody
Starting point is 00:27:24 Maybe bullying them About their grandparents No no I get it That's like a playful thing You just break her down Sexily break down her spirits Or is it possible That she was talking about
Starting point is 00:27:40 Strapid Canvas attaché cases Like tote bags Yeah like hand me my multiple totes Towards the point of you asking If you are the social god or not I find that there's a phenomenon Where you don't notice other people
Starting point is 00:27:56 Are doing something until you start doing it And you're like oh my god I just started this And even if you were the first person To do it chances are Across the globe 25,000 other people Started doing it at the exact same time Spread out
Starting point is 00:28:12 So that idea of like I brought this to my friends And now they're all saying it You might have made them feel okay With saying it but chances are It didn't directly come from you I gotta tear him down No I'm just saying like he doesn't have to feel bad About making his friends feel stupider
Starting point is 00:28:28 And also I don't think it is stupider To say totes Cause it's like a contraction Of you know do and not And making it don't That's not stupid we're all just used to it by now And so you know in a hundred years When people are saying totes instead of totally
Starting point is 00:28:44 To shorten the word It won't be stupid it's just A new way of saying an old thing Also Sour punch strawberry sour tape We've got a big big box Of Sour punch strawberry sour tape
Starting point is 00:29:00 That our friend Nick Rose gave us He I guess sells it Or he hands out like trial products And he had literally probably A three foot by two foot Box of sour tape That he just had And he gave it to us and that's what we've been snacking on
Starting point is 00:29:16 Here in Cincinnati Pretty exclusively That's Consistent of some meals At this point hand me eight of those What do you I'm not going to answer this because this is an advice show Not a show about snacks
Starting point is 00:29:32 I advise you to Eat sour punch strawberry sour tape Cause it tastes good when you eat it As brothers have you ever lied to your parents As a group in one lie extravaganza What do you feel The best way to lie to parents Laying back story
Starting point is 00:29:48 Our dad Our dad just called All of us he called me Called you two to say he listens to this show So I don't think we should air it out We're not going to like smoke this out I will say one word commitment Commitment that's what it is
Starting point is 00:30:04 That's the secret And also don't be too specific Why can't I just be terse Why can't I just say commitment Why can't you just be terse There's one thing in life I'm really good at And it's lying and I want to pass that on to the people I'm good at it too that's why I said I was happy to have you on this show
Starting point is 00:30:20 But you're making me regret it They are enough Let's move on Let's move on before we get into trouble This one comes from Yahoo and answers users Sir sketchy Good start Strong start
Starting point is 00:30:36 Oh my god this one I don't know this one might hit you as funny It might just make you confused My girlfriend threw my dog off my balcony When I broke up with her I'm not sure what to do I'm so confused should I call the police Okay
Starting point is 00:30:52 Okay If we need to have another podcast Called when is it the right time To get an answer from Yahoo And when is it the right time To make this an actionable situation Because you are These are constantly from people who are in
Starting point is 00:31:08 This is like there's a bus And I'm my legs broken and I'm lying The bus The bus is coming at me And please help me Yahoo I understand like this Is that dog murder How about you go fucking check on the dog
Starting point is 00:31:24 First and see How about that How about you take your dog and give it a burial And you go through the morning before you start worrying about repercussions Call the police What are you going to get the fucking CSI out there They're going to chuck out line
Starting point is 00:31:40 There's not a case to crack What happened sir my girlfriend threw my dog off the balcony Well solved another one guys Oh another one guys let's take it home Good work Larry Fishburne You're dead Lock it up Oh man
Starting point is 00:31:56 Yeah call the police and then move As far away as he possibly can Are there any sweet answers for that one No none of that Call the cops that's animal abuse and she will go away For doing that One guy his name is just G G exclamation point
Starting point is 00:32:12 Says nope just throw her off the balcony Yeah people will probably call the police about that one though If you're wanting to get the police involved That seems like a pretty good way to do it I would like to get that argument in court though Like sir Why did you throw your girlfriend off the balcony To be fair
Starting point is 00:32:28 She threw my dog off the balcony And I couldn't think of another option I didn't realize it was puppy justice Forgive me This one This is probably the best news there Be happy she didn't throw you off the balcony I wouldn't think it would be wise
Starting point is 00:32:44 To start dating her again And your dog will appreciate that decision Look Your dead dog will probably be real happy You don't date her again You come back ghost dog style I don't think you should date her again I think it's probably time to cut the cord
Starting point is 00:33:02 Look Best of luck If you're thinking about starting that relationship up again I think it's gone I think it's over You know Andy He's from Gmail He recently started taking the bus to work in the morning Because his company offered to pay for the pay
Starting point is 00:33:18 Really guys If you're taking the bus we don't need the back story You're taking the bus okay You're taking the bus That means I have about 35 minutes a day Twice a day really More to sit around and or stand Aside from listening to fine podcast and feature macaroids
Starting point is 00:33:34 How do you suggest I spend this extra time Um So Andy Make creepy eye contact with people on the bus Try to hold their hands Or Sydney Can I You guys are going to think I'm goofy
Starting point is 00:33:50 But I've been reading this book that Travis got My wife Sydney about Happiness And medicine stuff You know that seems like a really good opportunity To just take 10 of those minutes And just get centered You know like
Starting point is 00:34:06 Think about your day Just relax Enjoy being alive Enjoy being in a bus with a bunch of other people Look at people, enjoy that they're alive Just appreciate your own life Get centered People misunderstand the idea of like meditation
Starting point is 00:34:22 It's really just thinking You got 10 extra minutes This is nice This is a good moment to be I'm glad you said that Justin You made me happy You know You could spend that 35 minutes
Starting point is 00:34:38 Preparing For a freestyle rap battle Your place of business Maybe jotting down some quick rhymes You don't want to bust out A pre-prepare during An actual fight But if you can get those gears cranked
Starting point is 00:34:54 And start figuring out words That rhyme with other words Then I think that your freestyle Rap battle And just lose yourself When loss ratio will Ultimately improve And then when you're riding home
Starting point is 00:35:10 You can still prepare for the next day's fight Right Are you riding to a rap battle? Is this sweet? He gives us information like his company offered To pay for the pass He's taking the bus to a freestyle rap battle It's all about the information
Starting point is 00:35:26 If so though Greatest company Hey Steve, we know you got that rap battle later We all got you this We all chipped in To support your rap battling Don't worry about that 290 fare Why don't you worry about those dope rhymes instead
Starting point is 00:35:42 Don't even front Steve This one's all on us Yahoo Answers user One-eyed W And then it cuts off It is one-eyed Willy He says Can toenails be swallowed?
Starting point is 00:35:58 Oh no I don't even want to talk about that When it makes me sad My wife told me she is leaving me because of my bad habits I nearly choked on my own toenail Is it okay to eat toenails? Fuck no it's not one-eyed Willy What's your deal?
Starting point is 00:36:14 You have a bigger problem Your wife is leaving you because you won't stop eating your toenails Earlier we talked about grammar And how it should be flexible This is one of those situations where that can and may thing Is so important to this question Really? Like can you? Obviously
Starting point is 00:36:30 Obviously yes But may you? Like is that socially permissible? I'm gonna have to say no No I like that the question is not should I put my toe in my mouth? It is can I swallow it? After I get that toenail off there
Starting point is 00:36:46 And I'm thinking about Like how to dispense with it Is that one of the options that I have? I think his concern I don't think is coming from The The cleanness Of the habit or the fact that his wife is leaving him
Starting point is 00:37:02 I think he probably got Worried When he choked on his own toenail Like he's worried if he keeps doing it He's tempting fate So okay so you don't think he was like Because I got the impression that he was gonna be like Hey dummy look at what Yahoo! Answer said
Starting point is 00:37:18 They said it's fine So just sit down Actually there's only Safety There is only one answer and it's from Charlie H And he says yes it is okay to eat toenails If you want to stay single and get fungal mouth Charlie H
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