My Dad Wrote A Porno - Footnotes: Merchandising

Episode Date: December 10, 2015

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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yet but um he's so excited about the podcast that he sent through an email the other day rocky sent an email he did with some thoughts for us to um muse over what's his email address is it rocky flintstone or rocky at flintstone.com As if I'll ever give you that information, James. You'll just send in filth. I know you will. It's rockyatbusiness.edu I think the first thing I should say is that my dad has taken to signing off every email to me

as Rocky with three kisses, whether it's about the podcast or not, which is lovely. As it should be. I kind of feel like I've lost my dad in a way. I suddenly have this pornographic author as a father. I don't think it's when he started signing off as Rock River. I think it's when he put pen to paper for Belinda Blink.

So he sent me this email. Hi, Jamie. Polite. To the point. Are we analysing the email? Yeah. Well, I'm surprised he didn't say, Oh, hi, Jamie. Like all these To the point. Are we analysing the emails? Yeah. Well, I'm surprised you didn't say, oh, hi, Jamie, like all these characters do when they see each other.

Hi, Jamie. If this project gets serious, then I want you guys to think about merchandising as follows. Merchandising. He's a genius. I told you, he's an entrepreneur. He's a porn producer. He's the lot.

We're going to make a fortune. What I like is that he isn't saying, let's think about merchandising. He's saying, I want you to think about merchandising as follows. Oh, wow. Actual specific suggestions. Semi-colon, because, you know, Rocky isn't quite up to speed with a full colon. A heading that merely says male. Male.

The male range. Oh, okay. A range of merchandise for men. Wonderful. Male. Rocky thongs, assorted colours, especially black. Especially black. Well, it's all we've featured so far.

What is a rocky thong? Is that what Rocky wears? Oh, my God. Or is it the one from the maze? Soiled, stained one. I hope they're not one and the same. Have you seen your dad in a thong? Does your dad wear a thong, Jamie? No, I don't know. Everyone deserves to

know, does your dad wear a thong? We won't ask again. You demand to know the facts, Alice, and I can't answer you. Transparency is very important during this podcast. I mean, I would say that I'd ask him, but I'm not going to I'm structuring a reply right now point one, thongs rocky thongs are sorted colours

especially black female oh, that was everything for the male that was everything for the male what a range. Female. Belinda. Thongs, bras, crops, leather riding boots, jodhpurs, plastic handcuffs in assorted colours.

Of course. Nipple gel. Sure. Et cetera, et cetera. Nipple gel, like your cream. Oh my God, he's been listening to you. That was my idea. He can't claim that was his idea.

E45, Tiger Balm. What was the other ones? Chamomile. The Eloy Chamomile. Witch Hazel, probably. Probably. So there's a Rocky range and there's a Belinda range. Rocky's not actually a character in the book.

Does he know that? He's certainly a character though isn't he? He's a card You couldn't write him Oh my god what if in future chapters he writes himself in Oh good god No James hang on No don't

Oh my god I'm dizzy I'm so excited I'm certainly not dizzy Chapter 10 Rocky's song I'm dizzy. I'm so excited. I'm certainly not dizzy. I'm something else. Chapter 10. Oh, God. Rocky's thong. Rocky emerges.

The Duchess range, brackets, for the more mature lady. Oh, sure. Right. Dildos. What? So, just to check, the male male thongs they're for all ages the crops and the jobpers for a younger lady the dildos for a mature lady over 45 so the duchess range dildos thongs bras crops leather riding boots jodpers horse boxes. Bader say perhaps not. Perhaps not.

So that's what he said. A good place to start. Ciao, Rocky. Well, we should get on that. Okay, Jamie, you source the horse boxes. Alice, you're on dildos. I'll find the bras. Alice on dildo duty.

I don't even know if he had bras in there. He's really missed a trick. No, he did. He did. Okay, good. Affirmative on the bras. Great. Can you find a good wholesaler

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