My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 353 - I Said No Gifts!

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

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That's Georgia Hardstark. And that's Karen Kilgariff. And welcome to I Said No Gifts. I'm Bridger Weininger. Yay! Thank you so much for being here, Bridger. Oh, thank you for having me. Thrilled to be here.

Welcome. Holiday crossover time. That's right. You're the perfect guest to have as we kick off the holiday season. Here we are. Bridger, are you ready to kick off the holiday season? Are you ready for the holidays? I've got a cold.

I'm ready for the season. I'm fully prepared. Oh, fitting. Are you planning on going through the entire, like, winter season with a running nose and, like, a scarf and, like, maybe a hot water bottle in your head? No winter outfit is complete without just kind of a mild, horrible cold. Yeah. That sexy, runny nose.

I'll have this till early March, yes. Some dark circles under your eyes. Just the, that's kind of the look right now. Yeah. It's very, um, chuggy to have a cold. Absolutely. Now, isn't chuggy bad? Chuggy is cringe, right?

Chuggy is trendy and cringy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, I love a suede boot. A knee-high suede boot, you know?

Oh, my God, I'm in, I'm in some right now. And then Bridger just lifts his leg up to his ear so we can see not only his boots, but his full splits that he can do at all times. Even when he's sick. Even, even when he's this ill. Thank you for being here. I am barely sitting, crawled out of bed into a chair. You two are so lucky to have me.

You really, we so are. Well, because your podcast, I said no gifts, which for anyone who hasn't heard it, God forbid, please go and listen, Bridger has the best guests. The New York Times included, I said no gifts on the list of six podcasts for Reflection and Restoration and called it a consistently delightful comfort show. Bridger, do you remember that day? Can you walk us through that day when you saw this unbelievable press in the gray lady? I can walk you through that day.

I was in the car with my sister. I was home for the holidays. I about passed away. I couldn't believe the news. So honored. One of six. I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah.

I felt very good about it, very, very sweet of whoever was in charge of that. And there's something nice when people make up a category for you. It's not just like top six podcasts to listen to right now. It's like top six podcasts to listen to when you have this really specific thing going on. Right. That to me, you know, it was a big honor. Yeah.

It feels nice to have like that we do something specific. Yeah. It's special. To have a skill. It's true. Your podcast is one I like to listen to in the morning, where it's essentially kind of like you've figured out a way, a structure of a podcast where you can passive aggressively confront and fight people that sometimes you've never even met them before.

Frequently. Just strangers that you're picking fights with. I do feel lucky that I, I guess just kind of by accident have stumbled into this thing that allows me to do that, that I can bring someone over. I've never spoken a word to, and I am just given the authority to treat them however I want. Yeah. That's power.

It feels incredible. You make something nice for bringing you a gift and you got to get angry at them is a special power for sure. It's very high level. I never felt so rude in my life than when I brought you a present on the podcast. Yeah. You both have been on the podcast and you both brought very nice gifts and both almost led to a fight.

Yeah. Yeah. Georgia, you brought me a wonderful little shot glass and a piece of art from the national park that has a bad Yelp review on it. That's right. And Karen, you kind of got scammed. Let's be honest. You bought me a star in outer space.

I was ready to hear that it was, and I got you a star. What more do you want? A piece of the universe? You bought phony real estate. And this is the kind of passive aggressive stuff you can expect on, I said, no gifts. Crackling dialogue of tension and issues. I mean, here's the thing. Maybe I got scammed in terms of that we can't go to Bridger A12 right this second, the star

I bought you. But you did get a certificate. I certainly have. It's a beautiful certificate. It's a whole kit and caboodle. There's some real art design put into it. It's several things. There's like a little map that shows you how to get there, which could be completely fake.

We don't know. No. But there's also the chance. We don't know where humankind is headed in the next, well, I think we've got a pretty clear idea of the next 50 years. But maybe something goes right and we can get to the stars. Then I can claim that little property. What if your star becomes the only livable planet slash location and it's like, Bridger,

you need to save the world. And then every day is going to be my birthday. Yeah. People are just going to want to be my friend. Well, and for almost no investment, the investment of the work on your podcast. Thank God I started. Thank God because now you're going to be like an intergalactic real estate mogul. I mean, your children's children's children will be rich.

Oh, yeah. That's some generational wealth, a star. The first time in my family. And how often in your adulthood do you get a chance to be given a certificate? You know? Oh, of course. Right. Never.

Often. Never. Pretty much. I mean, certificates are kind of really what make the world run because no one knows if you actually went to that college or got that master's degree. Yeah. It's just a certificate and a frame. Right.

That's all you really need. And look, we can, this is obviously a crossover, but, and so I think this is fair territory. I just read this book called The Adversary, which is translated from the French book, but it's about a guy who murdered his whole family because he lied about going to college and then joining, working for the World Health Organization. Once everyone found out, he just killed everybody. Jesus. Oh my God.

I want to read that. That's fascinating, but I really think that when somebody tells you they graduated from college, especially if it's a romantic partner, you should demand to see this certificate. Immediately. I think we need to normalize that. I've never seen Vince's certificates. Yes. That's right.

I mean, you, I think we should all second date if they said they went to college, be like, would you mind showing me the certificate? I think that's perfectly fine. Where's the diploma? You should have it. You should have it. That's true. I don't have a certificate for college.

You know why? Cause I didn't go and I don't fucking say I did, so there we go. We should have certificates for getting kicked out of college. That's a great idea. That would be, it's just another way of saying this is what I'm like. Yeah. You know what I mean? I have a certificate from college.

It's from me leaving it in the middle of a semester. They were like, you didn't pay for parking and you got terrible grades and you're going to be a failure. And it's like, thank you. I'll take that and use it in my later life, which we both did. Yeah. I'll put it in my office, motherfuckers, that I have now. I mean, I will say, I have no idea where my diploma is.

So I'm setting myself up. What college did you go to, Bridger? University of Utah. How was it? It was perfectly fine. You know, I'm, I'm, I, uh, living in Los Angeles. A lot of people went to very fancy colleges and I'm trying to more and more tell myself state schools are wonderful.

Oh yeah. I'm thrilled to have gone to a state school. Sure. But I like living here especially, there's like a little bit of embarrassment or something about having gone to a school that didn't cost $90,000 a semester. And but I went to the university of Utah and it was a perfectly fine college. Well, the older you get though, it also assumes that everyone's like evening out. Like the people who are bragging about their expensive colleges are at the same party or

in the same writer's room or whatever that you are at this point, right? Right. Who gives them? And also I bet you have way less debt than them. Yeah. What a blessing. I, I paid for college while I was in college. I mean, I feel very lucky that way.

Yeah. I think, I think the state school graduates are the real winners. I think so. And community college dropouts. 100%. Yeah. And state school dropouts. Right.

Right. Dropouts all over the rainbow. Dropouts of all kinds. So should we talk about, should we ask you and talk about get some advice for gift giving this holiday season? It's everyone's biggest stress. It's the thing that everybody leaves to the last minute because it's difficult and you want to be perfect and you know you're not going to be.

And I mean, do people come to you all the time asking you for advice about what to give people? Constantly. And I have so little advice to give them. Okay. I mean, I am through this podcast, am starting to learn what sort of things are good to get as a gift and what sort of things are absolutely terrible to get as a gift, especially like once you hit 30, like getting gifts really is kind of a troublesome thing because you

already have everything you need. Yeah. So if somebody gives you a bad gift, it's now just a burden and my life has become an enormous, my home is just filling with things I don't need. And you keep every, you've gotten over 130 gifts. Right? Because you've gotten, had that many episodes. Do you have a room?

Do you keep them? Is Jimmy mad about it? Like what is... Those are all yes, yes, yes. My garage is filling with gifts. This office I'm currently sitting in is filling with gifts. My closets are filling with gifts. What's the largest gift you've been given?

Like the thing that takes up the most space or is the most irritating to have around? That's a great question. Let's see. Most of the objects have basically been fairly small. I'm trying to think, I mean, the most intrusive but helpful is the car garbage can I got, which is always in a passenger space, but when I don't have passengers, it's fantastic. It's got straw wrappers, receipts, it's keeping my car clean. So it's actually been, that's like one that you actually use is the...

There are probably like four gifts out of the 130 or so that I actually use. Tell us, tell us. And do you also... I have another question. Do you eat the edible gifts or drink them? Of course. Okay, good. So when I guess brings an edible gift, it's such a blessing because I know I'm going to

be able to eat this and dispose of it. I mean, it's not going to be part of my life for longer than a month. Oh, good. Okay. Maybe that's a really good tip. What are we talking about? Hopefully a week. I'm not opening a package of food and then slowly eating it over the course of a month.

It's treating it like I do with bag salad where you just let it sit there until it liquefies. Throw it away with the chip clip on it because you're just like, I can't even handle it. I don't want any part of any of this plan that I was pretending to be helping. I'm trying to think of gifts that I've gotten that are just way too big. But fortunately, most of my guests are, I mean, they have to bring it or ship it. So they don't ship things that are impossibly large. Like currently behind these sound blankets, I'm going to look really quick. I have shelves full of gifts and I just want to see what I'm looking at.

Oh, yes. Okay, Sarah. To it. Peruse the actual collection. I just want to take this moment to say, when you give someone a star as a gift, paper thin, just a certificate, so thin. Chris Fleming, the comedian Chris Fleming gave me a masquerade ball mask, which is quite large.

Yeah. It's also kind of fragile, so it's like the sort of thing that I can't just like throw in the closet. So like maybe precious, precious things. Large precious things are difficult. Okay. Yeah. They're very tricky.

The demand space and attention, like a masquerade ball, which is, it makes people go, oh, tell me about this on your wall. And you didn't put it there. It was just something someone gave you. Yes. There's no real story in my life. I didn't go to a fancy event, I wasn't antiquing. Someone just brought it in a plastic, like a grocery bag, and then we talked about it

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I was going to say, well, what about something like Fruit of the Month Club? But therein lies another problem, which is when someone gives you a gift that has a lot of trash surrounding it, those drive me crazy when there's packing peanuts or something that I now have to dispose of even though I like the gift. Right. That's a problem too. That's a huge problem. I mean, I will say I have really come to love of the month club as a gift.

My sister won me over, she got me a sock of the month club and it was miraculous, a whole year of good socks and very minimal packaging because it's a small gift. I had like a plant of the month club at one point, which was nice, but it was like massive boxes coming to my house full of, it was a lot to deal with, but now my house is full of plants. I don't think you can go wrong with an of the month club unless it's like bad food. Yeah. To have food of the month, they have fruit cake of the month club.

Every month is December at the fruit cake of the month club. Rotting food of the month club. What about like, yeah, where you can do spatula of the month? They really, they get creative with these. Is there really a spatula of the month? No, but I want there to be one. I mean, I was just like, how many specialists could I possibly use? Maybe a lot.

Two, I think. I think tongs or tongs and chip clips that I mentioned earlier, I'm really big on. I could always use more. How many tongs do you own, Georgia? At least six. Because you always, you know what it is? It's because I also own an air fryer that I use regularly, so I'm constantly tonging things out and in and out and in and out.

She's worn down four pair already. I keep forgetting. I leave them in there and I cook them on accident. I keep forgetting. Oh. All right. So that's good. So those are, what's something, what's a don't?

What's a hard, another hard don't when it comes to gift giving? Do you know what a really tricky gift is, is a book. I think a book, I mean, with a book, giving somebody a book is essentially homework. You have to really know their sensibility and their taste. But giving it to them is not that big of a deal, but the thing that people need to keep in mind is if you give someone a book, you can never ask them about that book again. You have to wait for them to come to you because there's a good chance they don't want to read it ever.

And for you to hassle them about it is so unfair. So if you're excited about giving someone a book, Godspeed, but then just forget it ever happened, unless they call you up and say, I loved the book. And then don't question them about that either because they might be lying. And just hang right up immediately. The second you hear those words, you're like, hang on. Yeah. Allow them room to lie, give them space to fabricate whatever they need because a book

is such a high pressure gift. It is. I was going to say the fix on that gift though, that is the idea that you have about wanting to give this person something, like you think that's what they'd like. Every year, my dad gives my sister and I gift certificates to Copperfield's books, which is the independent bookstore in Petaluma. So then you have a hundred bucks and you can go get three books or however many, depending on how fancy you get, and then you basically get to do it for yourself.

So it is giving up a little control because there's nothing more fun than convincing someone to like the thing you like and having that work, but you're right. It almost never works because no one really likes it when that happens. So just giving the person their own choice and being like, just in general, I want you to read more. It would help me. I love a bookstore gift card. I mean, gift cards in general, I love, but they like a bookstore gift card will stop

me in my tracks for years. I'll go to the bookstore over and over and browse. Oh no. Are we allowed? I'm curious about, I feel like sometimes they're too impersonal. Like what's the rule? For parents, I feel like gift cards are great no matter what. Awesome.

But for a best friend or a loved one or a relationship partner, are we allowed to give gift cards to them? I am such an advocate. I am trying to, we've got to stop saying that they're too impersonal. Everybody, what are we talking about? Everyone loves to get it. It doesn't cause you any harm. I mean, maybe the key though is to get a gift card like to a bookstore, a more specific

type thing. Yeah. So it feels like, because if I'm given one of these like gift cards that's just like a one of those debit card looking ones, I will just slowly spend it on coffee or groceries. Right. But if it's to a place where like that has items that I enjoy, it traps me into buying something to treat myself well. That's a great point.

Okay. And that is for sure because you came and then every time you pull that book out, you're going to be like, oh, this is the one that I, that basically my dad got me or whatever because. Right. Yeah. Okay. Like that.

It's almost like it's okay if you're going to give that person other gifts. It's not your one and only. Okay. Right. So that it, so that there's other, or no, but I mean, I'm shaking my head. You can give me as many gift cards as you want. You don't have to get me any other items. I think we've got to just, I think you can just do gift cards.

Okay. What about, what about pressing a $50 bill into someone's hand? Do you like that? Oh my God, the power. I call it my, the Uncle John move, just press a little cash into someone's hand and wink at them as you walk away. Hell yeah. My brother just had a baby and my, I have now enough nieces and nephews that I, I think

I'm converting into the uncle who gives money. I can't think about gifts for everybody. It's too much. And like trying to remember what everybody's interested in. You're getting $50. Oh yeah. Once they get a certain age, especially, and they understand that a $50 is like more than a $20 bill because they can count.

Oh my God. It's the bet. You're the coolest uncle. Of course. In the world. The greatest. We did a, I can't remember what it's called. It wasn't a secret Santa, but it was like an white elephant, like holiday party thing

at work one time. And I didn't, I forgot to do it. So I just went and got $300 cash and stuck it in an envelope. It was the one where you get to go and pick and then, but if you want to trade with other people you can trade, you know, that, that's a white elephant, right? Yeah. Whenever one ends up in a fight because there was one good gift and the rest is garbage. Because there was the $300 cash that Karen put into an envelope.

That's the most fun. That's like, you know, because who doesn't want money. That's the, that's the gift that always hits. Absolutely. Right. Like you really don't see large bills and like you rarely see cash anymore. So it's just a fun thing to get. Yeah.

I will say when I was a kid, we had one like uncle who every Christmas, or sorry, Christmas, never at Christmas. Every Hanukkah would give every child a $2 a crisp, clean, fresh $2 bill. And that I'm telling you at one, everyone, didn't matter that it was less than you were also getting from your grandma. The $2 bill was like the thing we all looked forward to every year. It's just such a fun novelty. Yeah.

It was very fun. Yes. Bridger, is there a foolproof gift that you think like would work for anyone or for those like, I guess maybe it is the bookstore gift card. Bookstore is pretty good. We'll put that like up on the list. I mean, restaurant gift cards to like a good, but you've got to do some research. Chillies.

So chillies. Chillies across the board. If you can't find something at Chillies, shut your mouth. Chicken crispers. Oh. I'm getting the bottomless salsa and chips. You can give me any gift card, any restaurant gift card. I will make you serve it.

But I do think a restaurant gift card, if you do a little research, light research, you look at you. I mean, well, it's hard with Yelp it anymore even because. Can I make a suggestion? Yeah. Yes. Let's hear it. Benihana.

Oh. It's like a weird vacation. It's an experience. It's like a weird, it's a special occasion unto itself. So I will say the last time I was at Benihana was junior prom and I got diarrhea. Oh, I'm sorry. But could have ordered better. I'm sorry.

But could have ordered better. Were you nervous? Absolutely not. Nervous to be around a girl? It was the least of my problems. I know I haven't been to Benihana since I was a kid either. How about Medieval Times? Do they have gift cards from Medieval Times?

How fun would that be? They must, right? Do people still go to that, ironically? They must. They don't have enough on that one so they can buy merch as well. Oh. They can walk away with a t-shirt. Oh, yeah.

A photo with one of the winning night. Oh, is that a thing you can get there? Probably. A meet and greet? I've never actually been to Medieval Times. I went once. I went once. It was pretty great.

Was it the one in Southern California or somewhere else? Southern California, yeah. I was supposed to go there one time and then when we got there, we had called ahead to make sure they didn't use strobe lights and then when they got, we got there, we walked up to like the ticket counter area and there was like a printed up piece of paper taped to the window that said, we use strobe lights so if you have epilepsy, you can't come to the show. I was like, sorry, everybody.

Karen. What do they make strobe lights for? The winning princes and jousters. They did not have strobe lights in the actual Medieval Times. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm willing to bet.

There were no strobe lights. I would bet you. There was none. But they did have Pepsi. Absolutely. Do you know what I love? I genuinely think as a good gift is a robe. My mom gets us those a lot and they're really big and really fluffy and take up a lot of

space and are personalized so you can't throw them away or give them away. I have a hard time. Can I say slippers instead? Can I suggest slippers? Oh, slippers are great too. Yeah. Does your mom give you the kind of robes that tie at the waist as a tie robe? It's the big fluffy ones that you'd need when you live in like Michigan, not when you live

in Southern California. So I'm like, sorry, I'm really stressed out about robes at this point in my life. It's literally 90 degrees outside. It is. And this year she did one where she put my initials, but she used Vince's last name, which isn't my last name, which I find kind of offensive and passive aggressive. It's slightly sexist and passive aggressive, so now I have this passive aggressive big fluffy robe I'm never going to wear.

Put it on. Put it on and enjoy yourself. Stay warm. No, I was just going to say sometimes, like I was looking through, I think it was like LL bean or something, and they had all these robes that were like, I feel like especially since quarantine, people have really been focusing on like at home coziness and like that they've realized they can make money off of that if they actually give that the proper attention.

So there was some robe that was like, it was like a turtleneck robe with a front pocket and it was like fuzzy on the inside. And I almost bought them for all like the girls in the family. And then I was just like, they won't, because in the moment, I was probably cold. I probably had the air conditioner on too high. And so then I was like, ooh, this would be all nice if we were like in Tahoe or whatever. And it's like, then I kind of snapped out of it, like nobody wants you to make that decision for them for their cozy club.

That's exactly right. That is exactly it. Yeah. Sorry to shoot your present down. But the thing about, I'm going to keep defending it. The thing about cozy clothes is they're gratuitous no matter what. So like the thing Karen's bringing up, it's like, well, now I've just got this thing that it's kind of gravy no matter what.

So why not go for it? And slippers are also like, I guess a slightly lower stakes version of it. That's how I feel is slippers. And I'm a big slipper person. I mean, are slippers, like you have to pick your own, everyone, it's not like, are they a, what is it called, when people are really specific about what kind of slipper they like? I'm like being picky about slippers and saying, who cares if they feel good on your feet? Yeah.

Well, yes, that's the key because there's some slippers that are made that are like, look, it's SpongeBob SquarePants or whatever. But then the foot bed is really cushy and your foot slides off either side. Have you ever worn those ones when your ankle just gives out or whatever? When you just fall apart over the holidays, but like there's some that aren't constructed well as a shoe. They're just kind of supposed to be for like sitting around ice and toners, baby. Maybe instead of a robe, a blanket, so it's like, if you want to be, because my sister

and I do that a lot, here's a cozy blanket where it's like you're trying to find the newest like microfiber that's like the silkiest. I have one right now, yeah. Then it's not a piece of clothing to be cozy with, but it's like a thing. So now I'm going to argue against that because I feel like with a blanket, you're getting into home decor, which is really tricky territory. Shit. Have you heard of the color oatmeal?

Grage. You know the color Grage? Grage. Yeah, if I'm given an ugly blanket, where does that, where do I hide that? Shit, you're right. Burned in. Something with the candle. I've gotten so many rose scented candles that I just want to throw out through the window

because immediately your house smells like rose too, but they're like nice candles. I mean, you just put it away and you can re-gift that easily. You can re-gift that. Oh, very good point. We got a fancy candle last year. The big one? That was gigantic. Yes.

And it smelled, it was just a smell I couldn't handle. Yeah. So it was really expensive. It was really fancy and I was just like, I can't have this in my, even in up in my cupboard for later. What was the skill? I'm thinking of the same candle. It's like some fucking fancy-ass floral rich lady candle that like we got from, you know,

a generous, well-meaning person. Right. I'm thinking for that same candle. Right. Yeah, erase, erase, erase, erase. Yeah. Do you two have any other like memorable, horrible gifts you've been given? I have one that I almost gave you when I was on the show, but I wanted to give you something

good. What is it? Do you ever get a gift from someone that you're like, oh, you don't know me at all and you should? Oh, yeah. At this vase I got that someone gave it to me that like a close co-worker gave it to me that should have known me better than to give it to me was the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Everyone who sees it is like, oh my God, this is hideous. And they left the price tag on and it was $200. Oh my God. So I couldn't get rid of it. Karen, what were you thinking? I just wanted to spend and spend. And I think it was a re-gift and I feel like the price tag was left on it on purpose to make you think that they spent a lot of money and our relationship deteriorated after that.

It was like a working relationship, but it was like a friendship. Karen, have you gotten any horrible gifts? Well, that actually made me think when I was, I think I was like a freshman in high school. My parents sold the house we were living in and they were building the house that my dad lives in now. And so there was a strange like four to six month period where we lived at my aunt Jean's house and while we were there and my aunt Dorothy was there too and my aunt Dorothy was not related to us.

And she was like, like a great aunt. She was an older lady. She loved to shop and she was a kind of minor hoarder, but not just of anything. It was like of gifts. So she would buy things when they were on sale, like at Macy's or JC Penney and just keep them so that she was always ready on like a holiday, but they weren't for you in particular. It was just, she would grab from like the pile.

So while we were living there, we went through a couple holidays like, you know, Valentine's Day. Like in Valentine's Day, I walked out and my sister walked out first and she got an earring and necklace set that was like from Mervins where it was the chevron shape. So it looked like it was from like 15 years before and she's like, thank you. And then I walked out and she just handed me a $20 bill. So yeah, that's the other than that, I think, yeah, that was her passion in life. And she was just kind of passing it on to everybody else.

Can I reveal something to you too? Yes, please. I never get anyone gifts. I'm to get Karen and Georgia gifts and I've been, we've known we were going to do this for months. So I've had plenty of time to think about this. And of course I didn't start thinking about it until I was in New York traveling. And just went into a full panic about what I was going to get you to finally decided

on something I think Wednesday night, a different thing for each of you. And so this morning came around and Karen for you, I ordered a heart shaped locket with a K on it, which I've planned to put a lock of hair in. And I clipped a little bit of my hair off and put it in the locket and said to myself, what are you doing? This is the scariest possible gift you could give anyone. My favorite thing I've ever heard. So I now, I'm certainly not giving it to you.

You better. Oh my God. Yes, you have to. Yes. It's such a scary thing to give. Yeah. I'm not scared. My eyes are wide open and I accept this gift really.

Obviously, and so then Georgia, what I was going to send you was a $6 digital gift card to P.F. Changs. I was like, what am I doing? Well, who wins when I said P.F. Changs just get $6. I feel like you are an ambient when you pick both of these things. Well, further with the digital gift card, you get to customize them.

So I thought I downloaded a photo of Carrabba's Italian Grill and uploaded it to the P.F. Changs gift card, just creating the most confusing possible gift card you could ever get. Wow. Thank you, Fridger. I'm honored. What can you get at P.F. Changs for $6?

I feel like you can get a drink and then you're basically getting $2 off of lettuce wraps. Yeah. Yeah. So you have to invest. Yeah. You get that card. Just simple. The opposite of a gift, I think.

It's a multi-level marketing scheme. I have to give him $5.99 for it and then I get a $6 gift card. That's so good. Thank you. That's very thoughtful. Yeah. That's just the result of being extremely tired and then drinking a lot of coffee and then panicking about what to get people.

And so neither of you are going to get the gift. I'm going to ask. I mean, I do have, I've got the locket right here I can show you, just so you're not lying. Did you get it in New York? No, I ordered it and the reviews said it's cheap and can break easily. Yes. Oh, and it's big. Well, you have to give to her.

It's a big, beautiful, heart-shaped locket. It's enormous. There must be a lot of hair. What if you just had a bald patch on the back of his head for cutting off all his- I show up on the zoom and my head is completely shaved. He gave me a silver container of his hair. All his hair. It literally looks like what the Wizard of Oz gave the Tin Man.

It's gigantic. Hey, Bridger, tell us what's on your holiday wish list this year. Do you have any actual things that you really, really want? That's a great question. I've gotten to a point. I mean, it is kind of like, especially with my boyfriend, Jim, he's always, he's always so well-intentioned, but it fights with me being picky and having very particular interests. And so I've gotten to the point where I'm just like, please just give me a gift card

to something. I'll figure it out. I always like a nice jacket. If somebody can find me a cool jacket, that's the tops. But I've only gotten two cool jackets and they're both from the same person. So maybe no one else should give me a jacket this holiday season. They're kind of like a friend who's a jacket giver. A good jacket giver?

I do have a friend who's a jacket giver and he's got a great eye. It's the comedian Matt Ingebrigtsen. Oh, yeah. Well, actually the first jacket he had bought at a yard sale and he was planning to give to someone else and I bullied him into giving it to me. Nice. So now we're kind of in a pattern where he gives me jackets. Nice.

I don't know. What are you two thinking about for the holidays? What would you like to get? Well, I just bought some of Lady Gaga's lip liners off of TikTok because that's where I'm at right now. And I have to say she's done an amazing job. They're really good colors. Their lip liners and lipsticks, they look like pens.

They work kind of like pens and the lipstick stays on for a really long time. And $1 of every purchase goes toward mental health support for people. Oh, that's wonderful. Wow. Some kind of a charity. I know. So at first I bought it in that way that I buy things off TikTok because they have it down to basically you're pressing one button and it's all being like, you don't have to

fill anything out. You kind of watch and add, you touch a thing. Yeah. It's very dangerous. Too easy. Yeah. It's crazy. So I guess I'm looking for, I think I'm on a quest for the perfect lip stain that doesn't

come off, but I think Lady Gaga is very close in these lipsticks that she has created. That was my old one, but that just happened. I got these lip liners three days ago and I've literally showed people who have come over to my house. That's how exciting. I think it is. She's really done a great job because there's so many celebrity things that are kind of shitty and it's just like, oh, they're just making this perfume, whatever.

They're just doing it to- Mariah Carey cookies. Oh my God. Remember that? Mariah Carey cookies? Mariah Carey has a cookie shop in Universal City and we had a game night one night. So I thought it'd be funny if I ordered cookies from Mariah Carey's. Yes.

I know Bridger is very passionate about cookies, he's a big baker and cookies are his jam. And we ordered these cookies and I was just like, I don't think Mariah knows what's happening in her name. There was like a lot of cranberry, there was a lot of like, they were very flat. It just wasn't- Ew. They were flat, but still somehow kind of slimy. Ew.

It was very off and the only reason I got them was of course with a celebrity's name was on them. So I was like, well, I want to be involved in this, assuming that that would mean quality. I don't know why. Mariah feels like somebody who would know good cookies, I feel like she's kind of classy and fun. Yeah. Absolutely.

It doesn't make sense. It's like she doesn't have to do any side business as she doesn't have to do anything ever again. Right. So I do one poorly. I wonder if we should bleep out her name. Do you think this is bad? This is a bad-

No, disparaging. Can you say they were allegedly bad? They were, you know, it's in my opinion because some people love flat cookies with white chocolate chips in them. This is a cookie review. It's a cookie review. That's right. It's honest.

It's just like a restaurant review. It's a cookie corner. Yeah. Bridger, what if you got like a baking set? Well, anything to do with baking or obviously like they're, and I think this is a good gift for anybody. They're like good bakeries around the country who will ship their cookies. That's such a luxury to get like, I mean, because it's expensive to get a dozen cookies

shipped from across the country, but if you do it for a friend, what a fun thing to get. Yeah. And do it while you're there so you can eat them too. Oh yeah. Right? Oh yeah. You know what? That is a good, you know, a good gift would be too is a class, like a baking class.

I wonder if they're like starting those up back again. They must. Yeah. I've taken cooking classes before in like a little group setting and those are really fun. Did you feel like you learned? Absolutely. Like knife skills and like how to cook this specific like dish, but you learn how to like

take apart a chicken and like chop this better than you used to know how. I definitely learned. That's a fantastic, wonderful gift. That does sound good. I'm sure they still have those going on. Richard, have you ever participated in black Friday shopping? I am. Be honest.

I have not. I haven't sincerely participated. I went to one to observe just a few years ago. I was back home and I was bored after Thanksgiving and I was like, there was nothing to do around the house. I was like, I want to go to Walmart and just see what's happening. And it was, of course, completely out of control. I mean, people crying, just a bizarre mob experience.

And it was kind of, it was fun for me because I had, I wasn't after any deal. I was just there to see what the deal was. Just kind of wander around the store while people are attacking each other. I'd recommend that. Have either of you ever been black Friday shopping? Never have. Absolutely not. I'm surprised you don't, Karen, just because you have the family traditions and stuff

like that. I'm surprised you guys never did that. I find it very depressing because it's very unfair to be like, oh, here's your one chance to get a flat screen TV, but you have to basically wrestle for it. There's a grossness to it. We've all, everyone knows that. But yeah, I just think I kind of have that turn away, don't acknowledge. But it just feels, I mean, if it were fun, if there was a way you could, there could

be a rule, especially in 2022 America, where it's like, you can't be here, you can't hit anybody. You can't, like you get what you get and then there, that's it. If there, if there was that kind of like mid early nineties decency happening where people would be like, oh, that's the last one you were here first, then it would be delightful because you would see people getting a TV for 50 bucks that they, they couldn't get otherwise. But it isn't like that. Like those videos that you see on YouTube or whatever, people running in the door is

a nightmare. I can't imagine. I don't like going to the fucking mall when it's like a Monday afternoon, let alone on a Black Friday morning. I eat Bay. Well, I feel like this year, like August 1st, they started saying it's Black Friday season. So it just feels like it doesn't even mean anything anymore. Oh good.

Well, especially with shopping online, like that kind of thing where it's, yeah, I feel like people know what the prices are, could possibly be, so it's not like, yeah, people have kind of gotten much better at gaming the system instead of being gamed themselves. Yeah. I worked at a Best Buy on a Black Friday during college and oh my God, what an experience. Oh no. That must have been hideous. Bringing up to work at Best Buy at three in the morning and standing at the cash register

for 12 hours. Just bringing up discount computer after discount computer. And then the manager was like trying to hype everybody up in the morning and comparing it to being at war. It was just like, what is happening? No. It was crazy. Oh my God.

Hey, speaking of your hometown, do you, and since this is a crossover episode, do you have any hometown stories that you want to tell us about, Bridger? I would, I have a fun historical hometown I'd like to talk about that requires a little bit of context just because it involves the grandson of Brigham Young, the Mormon prophet, who was the second Mormon prophet who had, he had 50 wives. I think about 60 children, 200 grandchildren. Oh my God. Whoa.

It's like, when you have that many children offspring, one of them is bound to end up being a murderer. True. Yeah. So I think it was in 1902, this woman's body was found in a canal in New Jersey, like weighted down. It had stab wounds, bruises, all this. And the thing that was weighted to her was connected to a buggy rental in New York.

And so that buggy rental was then connected to an apartment in New York that had four Mormon missionaries living in it. And it was, I believe the apartment was actually owned by, I want to say Brigham Young's son, but he was in Europe at the time. Brigham Young's grandson was kind of like all over the country. His name was William Hooper Young. So there was a bloody shirt in the apartment, all this stuff. And it was kind of a sensational news story about these Mormon, oh, and there was also

a notebook with scriptures in it about blood atonement, like the phrase blood atonement. So they're like, what happened to this woman? And it came to be that this guy, William Hooper Young, Brigham Young's grandson had hired this woman, I believe her name was Anna Pulitzer, as she was a sex worker, had brought her back to the apartment but didn't have money. So he tried to knock her out with like chloral hydrate, I believe is what it's called or like called knockout drops or whatever. He knocked her out and thought he had killed her.

And in thinking that, he started to dismember her and that's what killed her. So dark, so terrible. He gets rid of her, ships all of her belongings to a fake address in Chicago. And then he like went under, I guess undercover's not the word, but disguised himself and like escaped to New Jersey, but was eventually caught and pled guilty, I believe, only served 20 years in prison. But it's just such a bizarre, weird story and like the whole blood atonement thing is really odd.

But yeah, there was like Mormon history has all these kind of dark spots in it. And this is a kind of weird one to me. Yeah, never heard of that. That is very like dark and old-timey. Yeah, like. But also, well, I was just going to say that idea that he hires a sex worker thinks he killed her. Yeah.

Like thinks he killed her, then dismembers her. That sounds like a current horror movie. Yeah, totally. It's so not 1902 to hear that part, that element of it. It's just like, oh no. I know. Horrible. I do feel like, I mean, and you two probably know more about this than I do, but like basically

before 1950, people really needed to figure out if someone was dead before they got rid of them or not. Yeah. Human history is littered with, we think they're dead, but let's get rid of them. Oh, those stories are so creepy, like putting a bell in a coffin so you could ring the bell. Yeah, you can still see the raves that have bells on them. Or just in case the person was buried alive, they can ring the bell to get Doug back up. Of course.

Yeah. Then they'd start decomposing and the bell would ring. And aren't there like stories of like coffins with like claw marks on the mansion? Yeah. Is that real? No. Yes, it is. Did I?

Absolutely terrifying. Well, hey, yeah, that's, how about let's end on something positive, Bridger, do you have any family holiday traditions or do you have any ones that you've adopted in your adulthood? The one tradition that my boyfriend Jim won't leave me alone about at this point is that I think the last two Christmases we've been home in Utah, he and I have on Christmas Day have ended up eating at McDonald's and it's so bleak and so sad. So not a positive, I like that. Not a positive tradition.

It's absolutely a tradition, but that's, for whatever reason, at least in my family, like on Christmas Day, the festivities are over by 11 a.m. and then it's just cheer boredom, no plans, nothing. What are we doing? There's nothing to eat for dinner. So then Jim and I end up sitting across from each other in a booth at McDonald's with like one other extremely sad person. In my defense, I think Jim loves it.

I think he loves being a McDonald's. That's his Christmas way. It's his little treat, right? So that kind of has accidentally become a tradition in the family. Otherwise, my mom will get us pajamas. That's nice. Yeah. I love to decorate a cookie.

I love to frost a cookie. I've got to get some better traditions. People have so many good traditions. Do either of you have holiday traditions? Georgia, do you have any? Let's see. Vince and I, we do the one present at the night before Christmas. We have my family's Hanukkah party.

For that, our tradition is that we get cantors, deli, catering. So that to me, that's like the best. No one's cooking. There's no like, you know, we did the Thanksgiving turkey whole setup thing where everyone had to cook. And now we just got to eat big old roast beef or corned beef sandwiches. That sounds wonderful. Nice.

You know, from a deli. That is my favorite. Yeah, it's really good. Karen, what about you? I guess the thing I love the most, it's not like a tradition, but it's almost like in the most recent years, my family and the hospital is my aunt Jean, who's the one whose house we lived at, and my cousin Stevie, and then Adrian's family. We kind of have come together around the holidays in this way where we realized it's all the

people we like hanging out with. Also as opposed to like what you're supposed to do with your family or like that kind of extended family feeling, it's just like, oh no, we're definitely going to be making plans because we're, we all have the most fun together. So it's kind of nice, not that we don't adore our actually like blood relatives or anything because we see them too, but it's really fun to like be doing something like to be really looking forward to the holiday party as opposed to like you have to go because this is the family event.

So that's kind of fun. And then my sister, my sister started doing this thing where she just gets all of the girls a present that's all the same thing. So that one year she got everybody chicken socks and they're like thigh high chicken leg. I can't explain it, they look like chicken legs, I put it on Twitter. So every year someone tries to get like all the other women like a weird gift that everyone can wear because there's like teenage girls and now some of them are in college and some

are out of college. So it's just kind of cute, everyone gets a matching weird thing. It's kind of nice when you realize as an adult that you don't have to do all of the same holiday things you did, like for Thanksgiving, I no longer go home, we just go to Palm Springs and it's so easy. It's just like, oh, you can just choose to do what you enjoy. Yeah. Then it's an actual holiday.

Right. So it's truly having like exactly the time you want to have. Celebration, a real one. Yeah. This has been a real celebration, having you on Bridger, we appreciate it so much. Well, I really appreciate it and I'm sorry that neither of you will be getting a gift, but I'm glad we were able to talk. Oh, I'm getting that rocket.

Yeah, I'm getting that. I'll drive over to your house. Try it out of my house. That's right. It's happening. We'll get them out of you. So go check out, I said no gifts, of course, the guests are amazing and hilarious. Others had Weird Al, Bowen Yang, Darcy Carden, Sam Richardson, so many great guests.

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