My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - MFM Minisode 410
Episode Date: November 18, 2024This week’s hometowns include picking up a hitchhiker and ordering the “Garbage Plate” in Rochester, New York. Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this ...link: https://bit.ly/3UFCn1g. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello! And welcome to my favorite murder. The mini-sode.
We read you your stories.
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I have a great one to go first with because this might end up a classic hometown.
It's about picking up a hitchhiker.
I'm not going to read you the subject line. OK.
You asked for hitchhiking stories and boy, do I have one. Here we go.
And how have you not written this one in before? It's like, fucking... It makes you wonder
how many people haven't written in their insane hometowns.
I mean, you know there's a million incredible stories
out there just waiting to be sent
to myfavoritemurderatgmail.com.
We appreciate it.
I commuted from Forks, Washington,
to Port Angeles, Washington,
to attend community college classes for years.
My naive 16 year old self did not have any sense of self preservation. You usually don't
at that age. One cold and wet Pacific Northwest winter day, I saw a man roughly my age walking
at the junction that branches off towards the road that leads to Nia Bay. N-E-A-H?
Sounds good. I mean, I thought to myself, oh, poor guy. It's so miserable out there. I'll see where he's going.
And if he wants a ride.
No, dude.
He wasn't even fucking hitchhiking.
He was just walking.
Why do I do this? I don't know. I was very young, reckless, and apparently foolish.
The man did indeed say he'd appreciate a ride to Port Angeles as he had missed the bus.
I introduced myself and so did he.
He said his name was Israel.
We talked. I am very chatty.
I found out we had a lot of mutual acquaintances
and he worked with my then boyfriend, now husband's friend.
We arrived in Port Angeles.
I dropped him off.
And as he's leaving, he says to me,
you really shouldn't pick up hitchhikers.
If I wanted to, I could have hurt you.
But since I know you, I wanted to warn you,
you should never do this again.
I laughed, his eyes turned black,
and a cold chill went down me.
I linked eyes with him and said,
okay, I won't.
Years later, when the news broke about Israel Keys, my husband said, hey, you know that
guy that worked with my friend in Neah Bay that you said you picked up hitchhiking years
ago?
He was arrested for murder.
So it was corroborated.
It wasn't like I saw him on TV and I was like, that's definitely that guy.
She was fucking definitely him.
It was him.
Oh my God.
She says my stomach dropped.
I heeded the advice and never picked up another hitchhiker in my life.
It wasn't hitchhiking.
It terrifies me to know how close I could have been to a very bad situation.
Yeah.
You weren't close.
You were in a very bad situation.
He chose not to do anything in it.
Totally.
By the grace of fucking dog.
Thank you for educating us naive people
to the dangers of the world so we can SSDGM.
Your podcast has seen me through some rough times
and I appreciate your candor and comedy.
Keep fighting the good fight. L.
I mean...
L.
Epic.
Sorry, we're being mean to you, but goddamn, that's scary.
I mean, you're 16, you just make the worst decisions and you just get by that fucking some dumb luck you survive it.
Also, you just going, he was even attacking.
It's like you are going out of your way.
Right.
Oh, goddamn.
Right, to not SSDGM.
And also that guy, like, if you haven't listened to the podcast, True Crime Bullshit, and you
are interested in Israel Keys and kind of the story, that guy has been doing that podcast
for a while and it is the deepest dive of all time, fascinating.
Okay, here's mine.
It says, made up parent story.
Hey, Karen and Georgia and everyone on the MFM team.
You recently asked for stories about stuff our parents told us or did to us as kids.
I think I have a banger story for you.
I was 10 or 11 and it was the late 90s in Australia.
My family went for our annual trip before Christmas from Sydney to the sunny Gold Coast
in Queensland, Australia and stayed at an upmarket golf resort.
My brother and I are born on the same day,
three years apart.
That sucks.
Wow.
No one wants to share their fucking...
That's an insane coincidence.
Insane coincidence.
It's worse than a Christmas birthday.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah, that really sucks.
You're just always sharing.
I don't know if there's a phrase to refer to this kind of scenario,
and then in question mark, then it says not quite twins.
Anyway, he was either 13 or 14 at the time.
At this stage in our lives, we fought a lot.
And then it says we're very close now.
One morning, dad was playing a round of golf and mom was left with us in the room whilst
getting ready for the day.
She was putting on her makeup and my brother and I were wrestling in an empty bathtub and yelling at each other. Eventually, mom had had enough, so left us
in the room to go and get coffee and go for a morning walk. Ten minutes pass and a phone
call comes to the room phone, leaving my brother and I to fight over who answered the phone
first. I was the unlucky and unwitting victim who picked up the receiver and heard,
hello, we've had a complaint about excessive noise coming from your room. I think this
was one of the first times in my life where I felt my heart fall out of my arse. I apologize
quickly. My brother was asking questions and flustered. I hung up the phone. We both began
freaking out, thinking our holiday was ruined and that dad and mom would be so
pissed at us for the noise complaint.
Finally dad showed up after golf and was upset with us because he said, I've never been kicked
out of a hotel before.
You two are diabolical.
I was in tears.
My brother was very subdued and there was general unease in the room.
Cut to mom coming back from her walk and shopping, of course.
A few hours later, brother and I beside ourselves
and mom walks in and says,
did you enjoy the noise complaint?
Oh.
The original trolls, how dare they?
Long story short, mom caught up with dad on her walk
and they came up with a plan
to make us shut the fuck up for five minutes.
It was a great success and I will never forget the terror that rose in my body that day.
A bonus story is that dad used to make up facts and tell them to me.
We do that all the time on this show.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
He once convinced me that chipolata sausages, which are, I guess, what they call the mini sausages over there,
were made out of chips. I told everyone at school and they were so confused.
Anyway, I write this after a very long day of giving chemotherapy to patients battling cancer.
Love, Edwina, the nurse from Sydney.
Wow.
Edwina, you have the best name.
Yeah, you do.
You have the best name. Yeah, you do. You
have the best name. That was a great story. Good one. Thanks
for doing that hard work.
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Here's Grandpa's Hell's Angels mishap.
Oh, hello and welcome to a memory that was so deep in my brain I forgot it was there.
I'm currently listening to episode 450 and Karen was discussing how the Hell's Angels
were hired to be security at the Altamont Free Concert.
Being a native Southern Californian, I'm familiar with the Hells Angels.
I truly don't know why, being born in 1997,
but I remember hearing about them as a kid
and knowing they were bad news.
Yeah, it was like a total like urban legend, but true?
Yeah, I mean, they were state famous.
Yeah.
Fast forward, my dad was sharing stories
about his late dad, my grandpa Gene.
My grandpa lived in East County, San Diego,
where a lot of biker gangs
are based and hang out. My grandpa had his license and drove for almost his entire life. In his early
seventies, he was driving home in his old ass minivan and accidentally cuts off a motorcyclist.
I put accidentally in quotes because if he drives anything like my dad, then he's a maniac.
And then it says I can say that because I also drive like my dad.
And then there's like a smiley face emoji
that's melting from the bottom.
Mm-hmm. I like that one.
Yeah. So he accidentally cuts him off on the freeway.
And as they're getting off the freeway,
the motorcycle speeds ahead of him
and shakes his head at him.
They get to the same off-ramp and are stopped by a red light.
The motorcyclist is now in front of my grandpa.
The motorcyclist then proceeds to get off his bike
and start walking towards my grandpa's car.
My grandpa is now shitting his pants.
What does he do?
All caps. Floors it.
The motorcyclist jumps out of the way
and my grandpa runs over the motorcycle.
Holy no. He just like turned into the bad guy.
Oh, my God.
He then speeds home as fast as he can, runs inside to my grandma, Irene,
and my dad and says, I almost just got murdered by a hell's angel.
He goes outside to the backyard, to the shed, grabs spray paint
and begins to spray paint his van a different color.
My dad
and his mom are now inside the house laughing hysterically. Apparently my
grandpa was known to overreact and this was just another example of it. My dad
then went outside to the newly gold painted minivan, it was a hunter green
before, and proceeded to tell my grandpa that he's overreacting and quote dad he
was probably just going to come back and tell you to be more careful. Also I I don't even think that any hells angels were in San Diego back then.
And my grandpa just automatically associated any biker with the group.
Yeah.
My grandpa passed away about 15 years ago, but he was exactly like my dad, who is goofy,
a hard worker, cares about his loved ones and just all around is pretty cool.
Stay sexy and maybe brush up on your motorcycle
gang patch knowledge, Autumn. Autumn, who paid for that motorcycle? Was that a hit and run?
Ma'am. Grandpa was like, I was scared. Like you were the thing to be scared of. He was scared of
you. Yeah. You drove at him. First you cut him off, then you drove at him, then you ran over his fucking
motor. Like, you're the problem here, dude.
You are. That is totally insane. All right. Subject line of this is hot dog hometown.
And then in parentheses it says two minute 15 second read. Yes, I timed it. Hello, MFM
fam. I'm a longtime listener, multiple email author, and hopefully a
first-time Minnesota feature. My hometown is Rochester, New York. You know her.
She's featured in episode 19, Minnesota 202 and episode 386.
Wow, I did your research.
In addition to being the home of George Eastman and the alphabet killer,
Rochester is the birthplace of the garbage plate.
The garbage plate was originated by Alexander Tahu, I think T-A-H-O-U, Tahu?
Tahu, yeah.
A Greek immigrant who founded the restaurant Nick Tahu's Hots in 1918.
In its original form, the dish consisted of hots, either standard hot dogs or Rochester-style white hots, served
with potatoes, cold beans, and Italian bread with butter.
The dish evolved over time to become a modifiable dish of three elements.
One, hot dogs or hamburgers, two, macaroni salad or potato salad, and three, French fries
or fried potatoes.
All three elements are piled together on one plate. If you want
to take the express track to a heart attack, you can top it off with chili like hot meat
sauce. It is the greatest hangover food ever invented and everyone should try it.
Oh my god.
This is purely just information about you have to know this about Rochester.
I've never heard of it so I fucking appreciate it Like, I feel like we're getting an education.
A hot dog education.
Please tell us, do you want to tell us about your hot dog from your hometown?
Send us your hot dog.
There's just a little bit more.
It says, thank you for the community you created, for the money you donated, for the voices you amplified.
But the most important thing, you both do, is tell stories with the victims in mind.
Now that true crime has become mainstream and famous killers get multiple shows or are
mentioned as a dream dinner guest by out of touch celebrities, it is incredibly important
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Of all of the true crime podcasts and shows out there, only few focus on the innocent
victims which you too have consistently done. Thanks for all the laughs, inside jokes, and
my favorite face mask. SSDGM, Christina, she, her.
Oh my god. I did not think an email about hot dogs was going to tear me up a little
bit.
Did it get you?
It got me. Thank you for saying that.
That was very, very sweet. And Christina, we appreciate your appreciation.
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Okay, here is Chloe. I need your finger. That's my last one. Hey ladies, I know we're writing in about anything now, so I have a funny cautionary
tale from Mardi Gras that I hope at least Alejandra or whoever else is reading these enjoys.
My friends and I have a tradition that we meet in St. Louis every year for Mardi Gras.
Yes, I know ladies, St. Louis, not New Orleans, but a little info,
St. Louis hosts the country's second largest Mardi Gras celebration.
I did not know that. I knew that. That's cool.
It also tends to be much safer and more family friendly.
I digress. One year we were enjoying our day drinking when my friend Taylor
and I became separated from the larger group.
We decided to sit our butts on the parade route and wait for our friends to return.
As we were waiting, a young woman literally falls on us. group. We decided to sit our butts on the parade route and wait for our friends to return.
As we were waiting, a young woman literally falls on us. She's slurring, her eyes are
unavailable, and she's definitely more than a little unsteady. Being friendly and also
worried about her state, we began questioning her. We found out her name is Chloe, she's
under 21, and she's lost. Clearly. We try to get her phone open to contact her adult or at the very least her sober person
when our friends find us.
This leads to at least 15 minutes of us repeatedly asking Chloe for her finger to open her iPhone
and contact her people.
Try getting a drunk person's fucking finger.
For real.
For a second I thought you were going to say her finger to make her throw up so she would
not be so drunk.
I, in my also drunken state, realize Chloe is much farther gone than us and might, in fact, have alcohol poisoning.
Picture me, drunk, flagging down one group of the ever-present cops who also walk the parade route.
We explain, this is Chloe, she is lost, but more importantly, she needs medical services.
Rather than get us these without question, we get lectured by the cops on letting our friend get so drunk.
Despite having explained that we don't know her, then they tell us to just leave her.
What?
Ladies, when I tell you the group of us adult, professional women looked at these all-male officers like they were the drunk ones. I'm not kidding.
My friend Kelly, not her real name,
is a prosecuting attorney for the state of Missouri,
and she explained in no uncertain terms
we would not be leaving this girl alone
until one, a female officer showed up,
or two, her friends arrived to claim her.
She fell on us rather than any of the thousands
of other revelers, so we were responsible.
Despite simultaneously being yelled at by the officers to leave her
and that we were bad friends for letting her drink so much,
we held our ground until both a female EMT and her friend showed up to claim her.
I am grateful for Chloe falling on us because that could have gone so much worse for her.
To this day, we still yell,
Chloe, I need your finger
when opening someone else's iPhone.
Make smart choices, guys.
Stay sexy and fall on a group of girls
who will have your back regardless of the situation,
Cho, she, her.
I mean.
We're all Chloe.
We've all been Chloe.
We've all been Chloe.
We've all been Chloe and we've all been Cho. We've all been Chloe and we've all been Cho.
Thank God for Cho.
And thank God women are doing this for each other.
Yeah.
Like more and more now kind of connected in that way.
Yeah.
Because Jesus Christ.
Looking out for each other.
I feel like you like don't have to mind your own business anymore because we're looking
out for each other because guess who's going to do it?
Fucking nobody else.
Nobody else.
It's up to you.
Also, but it's, it's kind of funny, like they're trying to get drunk and party themselves.
And then suddenly it's like, here's you in four hours.
Chloe's like, help me.
Oh, God damn.
Okay.
It says my illegal very first job.
Lighthearted question mark.
Hey, all you cool cats and kittens. And then
in parentheses it says, are we still doing that? My answer, no. I recently listened to
Minnesota 401, where you read a hometown of a 10-year-old who got to be a bartender for
a day. I'm normally not a one-upper. And then in parentheses, yes, I am. But I knew I had
to write in. Let's go, girls. And then in parentheses
it says, said like the incomparable Miss Shania Twain.
Oh, I heard it.
I mean, how can you not?
It's, yeah.
So, it says, picture this. It's the early 90s. You walk into your local small town Wisconsin
dive bar on a Saturday morning. It reeks of stale beer, neon signs lying on the wall,
and Saturday morning cartoons play on the TV.
Why?
Because I'm your bartender every Saturday morning, and I am five years old.
Let me explain.
My parents never had a ton of money growing up, so they often had weekend jobs on top
of their regular nine-to-fives.
My mom Bonnie picked up shifts at our local hospital, working the counter that sold candy
and other small items in the lobby. So on Saturdays while she did that, she couldn't
watch my sister and I, and that left my dad. My dad's name is Mark, but for as
long as I can remember, everyone called him Sugar. He was born diabetic and he
couldn't have sugar, so it seems like maybe his friends were just assholes. Who knows? I love that nickname for a man. Anywho, my dad would
pick up night and weekend shifts as a bartender around town. And on Saturday mornings, my
nine-year-old sister and I would pack into his blue Chevy station wagon and head to our
Saturday morning shift at a bar called Shim Shacks, aka Shimmy's. When I say our shift, I mean it.
My sister and I would take orders, pour beers, and handle money while my dad smiled on in
pride and then in parentheses it says he worked too.
Imagine an irritated five-year-old walking up to you from behind the bar and using a
bored tone as they ask, what are you having? Oh my God, like dream job for five year old Georgia.
Like that sounds fucking incredible.
So fun.
So fun.
I mean, how would you, I guess you'd have to be up on a higher, they'd have to build
you a little ramp behind the bar.
I'm picturing cheers, but the casts are all five year olds.
Like how great would that be?
You know?
Yes.
Coach kind of was like a five-year-old.
Right.
It says, we got to know the regulars, ask them about their week and formed somewhat
of a community there.
Looking back, I now know this was super illegal, right?
I also realize now that the reason we had so many customers on a Saturday morning is
because people were coming just to see if the rumors were true.
A nine and five-year-old were tending bar.
And they were alcoholics, but okay.
I mean all of it combined.
Despite how this might sound, I have nothing but fond memories of opening the bar with
my sister and dad, knowing what the usual was for the regulars, learning how to pour
the perfect draft beer, and fighting with my sister over what TV shows we would have on the old dingy
TV above the bar. I usually won, and we would watch dinosaurs. Oh, I remember that. My dad passed away
in April after a very long and complicated health battle. During his services, I looked around the packed room of guests and there sitting in the corner was the shimmies crew. The ones who got to know
us helped teach us life lessons and came to visit us every Saturday morning.
Shit! Oh my god! I hadn't seen many of them in over 30 years, but I recognized
them immediately. Most of them, well-known to their 60s and 70s, would sheepishly walk up to me and start
with, you probably don't remember me.
But I absolutely did.
It would only take a minute before we would be reminiscing about the good old days at
the bar and telling ridiculous stories about sugar in his hayday. Love you both, proud of you both.
Stay sexy and toast one up for sugar tonight.
Sugar! Megan!
God damn you, Megan!
That is beautiful.
They came.
They probably were a bunch of lonely, I'm sorry I called them alcoholics,
they're probably lonely people who's like kids and grown up.
And so Saturday mornings they could just have a fun little hangout and a drink.
But also like, that's adorable.
And also, I think in Wisconsin bar culture is pretty like neighborhood bars, right?
Definitely.
It's all, they're into it.
So it's kind of like, yeah, they're repping their team.
Those are their people.
That's beautiful.
What a sweet story. Thank you. Oh my god.
Thank you so much.
Great one to end on.
That ruled.
Yeah.
So good.
If you want to send us a story and see if you can make Karen cry.
I mean, it's not that hard.
See if you can make me fucking cry.
Then like, you know, Gmail. What is it? My favorite murder at Gmail.
Stay sexy.
And don't get murdered.
Goodbye.
Elvis, do you want a cookie?
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