My Therapist Ghosted Me - Everyone's In G-Strings!

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

Apparently, they've a way of doing things in LA, but it's questionable as to whether Joanne is in step. Meanwhile, Vogue is in St Barts with her children being rotten to her in the bath. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams, and me, Joanne McNally. Hi guys. Hi. Hi. I'll tell you what, we were meant to record this yesterday and I was telling them we couldn't record it because LA doesn't have Wi-Fi.

Because Joanne is in LA. Here she goes again. That's it. Get the racism in from Day Dot. LA has Wi-Fi. Hotels are in in my experience is because I spend a lot of time with them

they don't have the best wifi anyway look we've all moved on we're here now I was not in a good way yesterday so you weren't you looked shook

and you looked your skin was kind of greyish I was a terrified deer for the whole day yesterday because I had gone out for a busy lunch

that turned into a busy evening and I had one of the hangovers where like you have to kind of crawl to the fridge to get yourself food or anything because standing is just not an option so um I'm so happy today is today you're like a different woman there now you're like a different woman you're like smiling and there yeah yesterday there was it was quite hard to watch you're like smiling and there yeah yesterday there was it was quite hard to watch you in that state oh god

someone needs to put her in somewhere someone needs to take her to a hospital stat put her asleep wake her up tomorrow I did go to bed at 7 and

I don't want to go on a bed sleep but I got 11 hours sleep I am I've come to a studio that's why look at my headphones I'm like a pilot I've never's why. Look at my headphones. I'm like a pilot.

I've never seen anything so big in my life. They've really done a lot with that place in there. They're all listening to you, Vogue. There's like a whole team out there. There's like 12 people trying to make this happen because you're in St. Barts. Excuse me. All the Wi-Fi responsibility is on me and Jeff.

The Wi-Fi in St. Barts couldn't be better. If St. Barts do anything well it's a lot of things and wifi it was your wifi that we're dealing with Joanne and I didn't know they were listening so what I was going to say was the room looks fantastic see what a little snake she is

she does an interiors column in Image Magazine she thinks she can be slagging everyone's interiors Charles I think the place looks great And I'm keeping These headphones Thank you for having her Charles Thank you for hosting

Joanne I know she's tough work But thank you I can literally These headphones are so big I can literally hear you Live from St. Barts I don't even need

And we have big heads So the fact that you Think they're big Like shocks me These look I look like I've arrived on helicopter and I just forgot

to take my headgear off just come in from the heli do you want to tell us tell us about your show that looked like a really nice room last night it was great crack well I had a nice time

the support didn't turn up so I was like do you know what grand because in America they don't have an intermission so you know

usually the opener would do their 25 or whatever, and then there'd be an intermission, and then they bring you on. But there's no intermission here. So I think it's actually quite a long time to have people just sitting still. Like, I couldn't sit still for 90, 95, 102 minutes or whatever the show is. So I was like, you know what, grand. I'll just go straight out myself and do 60. But then when I came off,

I texted the guy who I thought had booked her. I was like, just so you know, she didn't turn up. And he was like, oh, well, I never booked her. No one told me to.

And I was like, oh, okay, that's probably why she didn't turn up then. Fair enough. She can't be blamed for not being a psychic medium. Yeah, you were probably

vicious with her before you went on and then you're like, oh, okay, actually, that's not her fault at all. I was like, she didn't turn up. I hope she's dead in a ditch somewhere. How unprofessional of her.

Yeah. How unprofessional of her. Turns out no one on my side booked her. How dare she not know she was jailed. How unprofessional of you. Turns out it was my problem. But there you go. We live and learn.

So I've only one show left tonight and then I go home to get my roots done can't fucking wait you don't need to stay to me John you get your hair done

every four and a half seconds because I'm on the Viviscal it grows it grows so fast and also do you know what's so annoying

the I've one streak of grey and it's right at the front so and it grows out real quick yeah so it's someday

when it goes proper when all the pigment goes it'll just kind of it'll look like a gorgeous highlight but for now I have to yeah but I have little little grey bits at the front of my hair as well

but I think when I go fully grey then I'm going to go that's when I'm going to go really blonde because I think it would be easy to do it then are you going to embrace the greys? no I not we don't embrace anything I just I just cut off I had an interview there for a for a beauty interview and she was like when do you feel like you're

most beautiful and I was like oh for fuck's sake did someone say like when they wake up or something I was like because when I feel my most beautiful I've just had my braised and I've been to Debbie Thomas Ewan's been at my face and I've loads of makeup on can I say that you're like it's like you have to say things like when I'm embracing my children or well that's not what I said when I'm having dinner with the kids that's when I feel my most beautiful

yeah when I'm having stuff flung at me across the table no and we're potty training Otto at the moment like I mean just in the garden wherever he feels like going off, he goes. Yep. Chat in the garden today. But that's, I'm glad that he's navigating that milestone.

Yeah, he's doing really quite well. I would have thought at his stage now, that would be long mastered. But anyway. What age is he? Well, interestingly enough, shout out to Jordan, who DM'd me to remind me Otto's birthday's coming up on the 18th of this month. Jordan, Jordan preferenced

to start at the mail by going, I'm sure you already know this, which of course I did not. However, it is in my calendar from last year, so it would have occurred to me eventually. But thank you, Jordan. Thank you, Jordan, you little snake. Don't do that. She has to figure it out herself. For giving me the heads up. So I'm in LA, in case I didn't do that she has to figure it out herself for giving me the heads up um so i'm in

la in case i didn't mention that sorry where are you i'm in la los angeles oh okay okay yeah yeah los angeles and um there so i was roasting here the last couple of days and i forgot my bikini bottoms but i really wanted to get into the water because I was like sweating as you know I do yeah so I just wanted to kind of contaminate the pool I'm just going to contaminate the pool

with all my body sweat and juices juices gross but that's ultimately that's what it is isn't it body juice it's body juice

body juice body stink I need to dilute the pool so anyway I forgot my bikini bottoms so I went and bought a pair of bikini bottoms but the shop

the closest I could get the shop all they sold was G-string bikini bottoms yeah and I was a bit hesitant I was like em

it's not really my style but eh anyway your one talked me into getting them she made me try them on over my jean shorts and I was like

this is giving me no I can't tell it all now from what I can tell I'm still going to be bollock naked jean string bikinis are a difficult they're a difficult wear

they're a difficult thing to pull off and in LA I am the least qualified at that pill to pull them off let me tell you and that's not me

shaming myself I'm just being completely transparent did you put them on this is this is hot planet this is like sexy sexy land so anyway she convinced me to buy them she was like it's LA that's how we do it everyone's in g-strings and I was like okay so I fucking bought it rocked out to the pool Took my jean pants shorts off. My ass is hanging in the wind. And apparently that's not how they do it in LA.

There was no, everyone else was completely appropriately dressed. They do that in Brazil. They do it in Brazil, not LA. Exactly. And I'm only half tanned, of course, because I'm lazy. So my ass is basically white and just didn't look great now.

I would have got more coverage out of a scrunchie, to be honest. It wouldn't have covered a cat's ass. I need coverage. Like if I was a man, what would you give me? You need a full RS coverage. I got sent a Jeep Wrangler bikini before I came away. And I was like, I can't. Even though I started working on the bumper way more, I couldn't.

I was like, I can't do it. There's a man. It's too much. It's too much ass. There's a man that walks along the beach in St. Barts. I'm in St. Barts, by the way. And he's just, the last two days, he's been walking up and down the beach in the smallest fucking black G-string I've ever seen.

And it's just, it's really, it's a sight to behold. Anyone wearing a G-string, but a man in his 70s, a bit far from me now. I'm not body shaming. I just don't want to see any R's, not just his. A white Irish middle-aged woman in her 40s wearing one isn't exactly a beautiful sight either. In fact, I would like to compare a half tanned half tanned ass with like print marks

on my own ass because of course I don't have a tanning mitt I look like I've been spanked by a chocolate bar like they dipped one of our spank paddles in mud

I guarantee my g-string is smaller than that man's it is wild I can't believe I was talked into wearing it

I couldn't even get into the pool I'd say it was Christina is like just get in just get in I'm naked from the waist down like I'm not okay

with this why don't you just I was told everyone else would be in the same boat and there's no one even near my boat I went to Purple Dragon.

I was taking the kids swimming one day. It's a little swimming club. It's a club that the kids go to and there's a pool there. And I was like, I forgot. Thanks for explaining swimming to us. I forgot my bikini. But like you can't get in the, like they couldn't get in the pool unless I got in the pool. But I was wearing Like a gym Sports bra

So I was like Grant And then I had a black G-string on And I was like They're never gonna know That that's not No So I had to get in

But the whole time I just felt like My hands were just Behind my back Just trying to cover my arse You know Like Don't look at it

Don't look They're like Look at that floating whore In the water That that floating whore in the water that absolute attention whore of course Vogue Williams

has gone for a dip in Purple Dragon in a G-string Zooming in from LA sounds very fancy I'm zooming in from St. Bart's Thank you

Thank you Joe where are you? Just outside Staines Sorry I've spent Spending time at the shop In St. Bart's right You have to go to the shop Every two days

Because everything comes in On a boat So it goes off After two days Even the eggs You get two days because everything comes in on a boat. So it goes off after two days. Even the eggs. You get two days out of the eggs. I know, what a... Seriously, I'm getting out of here.

Complete dump. Have you seen the pictures I posted? Complete kip. I won't become a... Daily fresh produce. Oh my God. Idiots. Might as well be in prison, Vogue.

No, it's been a tough time. Christina, my Irish agent, is in LA with me. And she used to be cabin crew. We were talking about credit cards and debt and stuff like that. And she used to be cabin crew. I think it was British Airways. Anyway, yeah, it was British Airways. They were given, all the cabin crew were given diner credit cards.

And that everyone lost their mind on them. They ended up taking them back because people were just using them for their per diems. But then someone bought a horse with one. And someone, a full-blown horse.

A fully-sized adult horse. And someone else bought a car. So then, so then they all had to go into diner recovery and pay their debt back for like years and years and years

but I was like why would cabin crew buy a horse you're never there it's not like a cat you can't just you can't just ask your neighbour to come in

and check on a horse I think that you should come to St Bart's the next time I come I'd love to go to St. Bart's. Well, the kids would be like, like Theodore and Gigi are little dream boats.

Otto is just thrown. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize the kids were gone. Yeah, I know. It's a like, Got it. It's a tough one. Do they stay in the same villa or?

Yeah, they're always with us. They're there at all times. They wake me at half six in the morning every day relentless yeah Otto was up a couple of times last night

we don't know what's wrong with him I think it's the Matthew's jeans because it's certainly not from my side I'm actually having a lovely time with them

but I was like oh I'm going to do like all the fun stuff that like now that sounds a bit weird what I'm going to do loads of cute stuff with the kids. I like,

I was in the bath and they're like, can we get in the bath with you? And I was like, yeah, sure. This is huge baths. So we all got in the bath and then I'm just sitting there and they're like, mommy,

your nipples look like squashed eyeballs. T said to me, and I was just like, pardon? Yeah. And then she, she was like, no,

they look like snails. They look like, I was just like pardon what yeah and then she she was like no they look like snails they look like I was just like sorry Jesus get out of the bath and then he started saying my back was hairy

I was like get out I hope he said to Gigi well you've got fat legs and you always will okay you're welcome for mama's legs

no one here is perfect. That's all. Stop the body shaming, please. Get out of my bath. Please. I put a, I put a picture of the kids up today. Right. And Amber rang me because I've been going for these runs with Spenny and he takes me

on his warmup runs, as you know, with Brian and Spenny. Um, and Amber rang me and she's like, have you seen what mom wrote under that post? And I was like, no, watch. She goes, delete it, V she goes delete it Vogue delete it people will go crazy and my mom had written Gigi needs to give up the beer

because of her little belly because of her belly it's the cutest belly I've ever seen but it's particularly it's particularly protruding protruding

it is yeah it's so cute that's what you want you want a little you want a little that's why I like I know we slag our

slag our legs but it's all in good jest we love our legs little rows in the mud thank you I was a little chunky baby like that though

I was chunky until I had I had puppy fat on my face till I was like 16 like I look completely different then she's legs like two little croissants.

I know. It's like her dents and curves. Sandra obviously had a glass of wine. She was just like traveling around. Like that's a new level. She usually doesn't give a shit. She will sit in front of the mirror for hours and admire and admire and admire some more. I tagged you in that, in that post when I had them out in the go-kart. she just stopped in front of this window and I couldn't get her to go in the go-kart anymore

that was it she had found her place she was just stopped staring at herself for about 10 minutes I was like jeez you were going home now you can look in the mirror

when we get home she's like this face is better than any scenery I'm going to see anywhere mama she's dead right she's absolutely dead right

do you want to hear the worst story you've ever heard in your life yeah oh are you going to talk about that podcast

I saw you post about that podcast because I've listened to that oh psychopedia yeah and I just actually saw a post just when I was

restarting my Mac there and it's like there's this one it's like so they post these things and it's like then they talk

about them on the pod. In 2017, Sabrina starved, tortured and murdered her innocent 21-year-old nanny and she recorded hours of the brutality then had sex with her husband

a few feet away from the nanny's body. Like, how are people, but it's all these most insane murders and just like

the worst of humanity ever. Gosh. It's really, it's very intense. I think it's actually the most intense true crime podcast. But because they're so sweet together, it takes the edge out of it.

And I find them quite calming to listen to. They're my new Bridgerton soundtrack, basically. I couldn't get any sage in LA because you can't burn anything here. So I was like, you know how football fans can be bananas? Yeah, yeah. And they get darkly competitive.

I would say football fans, it's like, this is how I feel about football. I feel the same way about geography. I don't give a shit. geography I don't give a shit I just don't give a shit good for you thank you although I did

I did used to fancy Eric Cantona when I was younger real bad ah yeah and Klopp I wouldn't know who Klopp is now

he's an older attractive man I believe he's somehow involved in the football industry do you know who I think you would be brilliant to be married to

what's that golfer's name oh Spanish golfer I'm going to tell you you'd be great and he's meant to be really good crack miniature golf or real golf

Jimenez anyone who watches golf Joanne and Jimenez would be an absolute now he's in his 70s but that's okay and Joanne and Jimenez I'm telling you

he's so funny he's great crack I think you guys would be really goodenez I'm telling you he's so funny he's grey crack I think you guys would be really good together I'm just saying in his 70s so I have three years before I'm fucking

putting him on a commode no thanks yeah I'm just telling you you would fancy him I probably would he's only 60 oh Jesus Christ

he's had a he's had a heavy life he's only 60 it's probably because he's a he's had a heavy life he's only 60 it's probably because he's all weathered from being out golfing or whatever all the time probably not wearing SPF

did you hear about the married man who drove 400 miles to meet a woman from Facebook so from what I can understand in 2009

a married Manchester United supporter drove 400 miles for what he thought was going to be an affair with the woman he had chatted to

on the internet only to discover it was a hoax set up affair with the woman he had chatted to on the internet only to discover it was a hoax set up by two Liverpool fans he had met on holiday. What? Is this not the most juvenile

but also horrific thing? So Stuart Slann 39 from Sheffield made the trip to a remote farm in Scotland to meet a woman he had been flirting with

online for weeks. Oh no! When he arrived at the with online for weeks. Oh no. When he arrived at the house Emma in inverted commas i.e. nobody was nowhere to be seen. Three hours later

the pranksters called him and confessed it was all a trick. They taped the conversation and put it into video sharing website YouTube and Facebook

accompanied by an embarrassing photo of him. Oh my god. that's so mean. He was married at the time and his wife left him. Oh my God. Isn't that the saddest story? I mean, obviously there's

you know, bigger issues in the world, but still I really I really felt for Stuart, even though he was doing something bad, cheating on his wife. I still was like to be set up that severely to be that humiliated so publicly

it's pretty bad for him I know but what a gobshite but also like a good trick to do that like that took a lot of effort from those Liverpool fans

speaking of football did you see did you see those Roy Keane jeans that have been released you can buy a pair of jeans with Roy Keane's face on them and I actually I think they're so cool I love Roy Keane jeans that have been released you can buy a pair of jeans with Roy Keane's face on them and I actually

I think they're so cool I love Roy Keane is it his own merch or has someone else done that to him yeah it doesn't seem like Roy Keane would be doing that kind of thing himself now

well when I was a kid we used to iron bras you remember you used to get those things you could iron onto your clothes yeah yeah yeah you'd still get them can you get them still yeah yeah yeah oh I'd love to pick up some of that I used to get a pair we used iron onto your clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can still get them. Can you get them still?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'd love to pick up some of that. I used to get a pair. We used to have bras all down our legs and up the inside of our legs. I mean, it was kind of bizarre

but anyway, there was an innocence to it. I have a quiz for you, Vogue. And Joe, actually. You can play too, Joe. Okay, we're all millennials. Joe, you're a millennial too, aren't you?

I am a millennial. Yeah, so it's about the millennial lingo versus Gen Z lingo. I'm going to read out a phrase and you tell... We're going to guess what we think it means versus what it means. Okay. Have you ever heard of finna? No. You mean finished?

Can you use it in a sentence? I'm finna... I'm I'm finna I think I'm I'm finna bed I'm finna bed is what I'm reading

from this here I'm ready for bed close I'm going to bed okay next simp oh I didn't know this

to me if someone said simp that to me would suggest simple simple exactly that's what I would take from that if someone was like oh you're said simp that to me would suggest simple simple exactly that's what I would take from that if someone was like oh you're a simp

I would think that they mean I'm simple like I'm kind of light in the intelligence area that's what I would assume that that means okay not to chancee

simp means someone who does way too much for the person they have a crush on simpering like simpering after someone

maybe it's simpering but it's simpering but it's simp is the word they use sip tea hear gossip got the gossip yes Jo

ding ding ding well done so instead of pouring the tea you're sipping the tea so you're not giving the gossip you're listening to the gossip

well done Jo thank you there's too many of these words that you have to just change drip boring you're boring yeah so in ireland a drip would be he's a drip he's a like he's a melter he's not that interesting blah blah yeah but drip on tiktok means another way of saying swag oh if my sources are correct so say your skeleton outfit Vogue that was real drip dripping

or not my skeleton outfit was not drip it was dry it was dry yeah okay let's go with that it's a cooler sexy trend

so I'm weak but I knew I knew that one oh I'm weak like it's very funny I'm weak but I knew I knew that one oh I'm weak like it's very funny I'm weak with the funniness

yeah I'm enjoying something a lot I think it's what that is I kind of use that sometimes but I'm not sure I'm using it correctly I had to do I had to do a quiz

like this with Spenny and it's not just like TikTok words it's like just words in general from like from Gen Z there are like Leng and stuff like that like there's so many words in general from like from gen z or there's there are like lang

and stuff like that like there's so many words that like but it means we're old like slang no it's just our generation have slang the younger generation of slang sometimes there's a breakdown in communication over slang that is what it is guap that's not a word It is According to my sources It means money And lots of it Go on Oh Yeah Listen I'm learning too

This is an education A very worthwhile one Guap How is that one spelt? G-W-A-P Yes Yes it is Five points for Vogue

Thank you very much Do you see Lizzo Has quit the music industry She has not Fake news I know She's come in Fake news. I know. I know. And said, I just quit listening to negative comments about myself. Yeah. So Lizzo came out and said that she quit and everyone was like, what do you quit? What are you quitting? And then she kind of just left it for a while. And so everyone thought she was quitting the music industry. And

I love Lizzo's music. I think it's really, really good. And then she came out and said, I'm quitting negative comments. And, but she has to put up with so many comments about her body all the time and different things like that on her Insta. And she decided that she's just going to quit them, which I think is quite nice because like, you know, if you get enough shit thrown at you, it's like, no, I just, I can't be honest. Like it just, it makes you feel like crap. And particularly if it's something no i just i can't be honest like it just it makes you feel like crap and particularly if it's something over your body yeah but like i am like there's always paps and some parts and i know i shouldn't care about this but like i dread to think of getting paps because even at my age like when i see all those comments under articles of me in a bikini

i literally am like oh god and it can ruin my it doesn't just ruin your day it can ruin like days and days of your of your trip because you're just like everyone is just dissecting you all the time but she gets it on her own Instagram yeah that's not nice but I have I have a little now she'd obviously have to do a lot more than I did my tip is right and I've been doing it for years because because um people love to leave loads of abusive comments and stuff like that. Years ago, I just started blocking anyone who said anything that I didn't like, anything at all, anything that was rude towards me, anything that was just like being a real dick. I've blocked so many people over the years that like the amount of people giving me

abuse has like diminished massively. If a woman doesn't fit in with what society deems a classically attractive physique and she actually really enjoys her own body, people get really fucking angry. If someone is confident in themselves, people don't like it.

For me, half the population would be like, I love Liz's body and then the other half are like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then other people would be like about, let's say you see a Victoria's Secret angel on the beach, that's the perfect body. And then the other half are like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then other people would be like about, like, let's say you see a Victoria's Secret angel on the beach.

Like, that's the perfect body. And then other people are like, no, she's so skinny. No one has any kind of a perfect body. And I just think that, like, just stop slagging off the way people look. Well, I do. And I'd like to say that. I'd like to get that on the record. I believe my body to be completely perfect.

I do. Because it fucking works that's why it's perfect my eyes open and close I can wee freely when I want my feet move me around I've got my hands

on my fingers it fucking works that's all you need a functioning body that means you've got the right body Lizzo has the audacity to like herself

and it really bothers people she's confident in herself and it really pisses people off because ultimately they're projecting they're like hold on a second if I hate myself why don't you hate yourself so did you see what well you did because you sent it to me what rebel wilson posted about sasha bryan cone i i did indeed so rebel wilson basically said that she felt humiliated and disrespected while working on a movie and everyone was like and she had written about it in her book and she was like uh this this person is now basically trying to she has a no assholes policy which i think is a very good

policy to have. But she was saying that. She's written about this person. That she deemed to be an asshole. In her book that she worked with. And she was going to. And the asshole was trying to. Legally stop her from coming out.

And saying it. And then she literally came out. Onto her Instagram. And basically outed the asshole. As being Sasha Brian Cohn. Now what I will say is I always think there's two sides to the story and then there's the truth so we don't actually know what's going on but she's come out and said that about Sasha Brian Cohn and in fairness I've never heard anything

bad about him not that I know him but you know when people like you hear you hear bad things about Christian Bale all the time because he's always throwing a wobbler on set I've never actually heard anything bad about him, but I've never heard anything bad about her either. So maybe both of them are assholes and they don't realise that they've both been assholes or maybe one's an asshole and one's not an asshole. You should go into politics

because that was the most diplomatic take on a story I've ever heard. So no one's the asshole. Everyone's a saint. Everyone is the asshole I would disagree I would believe her I think I'd say

he if he's on set and the dynamics that would be at play there and that he would be kind of doing a whole kind of lads buzz thing

and kind of embarrassing her with stuff I would believe I would believe that but I also think that you would believe that but I also think that you don't allegedly I also think that you just don't get on with everybody as well like I've worked with like it's only happened a couple of times in my career where I've worked with

people and I'm like oh my god like why do you have to make this so much more difficult than it has to be I just don't understand it and there's only been a couple of times that that's happened to me but I suppose I don't really know I think there's gonna be more to to be. I just don't understand it. And there's only been a couple of times that that's happened to me, but I suppose, I don't really know. I think there's going to be more to this story, but I just found it interesting that she just was like, fuck this,

I'm coming out and saying it. I don't care. I know. That's like, why am I saying allegedly when Rebel Wilson is like this? What's he going to sue me? I'm fucking Lisa was right.

Maybe there's only one asshole. I'm not, I don't know the full details I might wait till I get the book I'm going to see her in the Apollo she's doing a kind of a book

chat in the Apollo so I'll ask her I'll use my old past to break it back out you'll ask her amongst the other 3000 people that are there

yeah that's a good idea yeah I will yeah put the hand up any questions I certainly do the interesting thing is is that the book now will absolutely

fly she is taking everyone down there's some poor bastard that's just been she was like yes I can't remember his name say it's Derek

she's like I lost my virginity to Derek McGee and she's like yes Derek you didn't know that but I did and I'd say Derek somewhere going what And she's like, yes, Derek, you didn't know that, but I did. And I'd say, Derek, somewhere going, what?

Like, why am I getting dragged into this? It's like photos of the two of them together all over the internet. Oh, no. But you know what? Okay, well, I don't know much about that, enough about that feud there, but that will be something, obviously, that we'll figure it out as it comes out. And yes, I will be reading her book. But you remember when?

Like Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know. And yes, I will be reading her book. But you remember when... I was like, Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know. You know, there's probably more to this story. Yeah, but can I also say that... I'm waiting to hear more. I don't know, guys. Well, can I also say that there is always two sides to a story

and then there's the truth. So there still is that part to it. But you remember when Florence Pugh and Olivia Wilde fell out when they were doing that movie together and Olivia Wilde was directing it. Yeah. Yes. And she fell out with her. And I think it was very public.

I think it was because she, Olivia had started going out with Harry Styles and she just felt like the dynamic on set and everything was kind of not good. And her work ethic wasn't good. And she said loads of stuff like that. Because she was like, where's my director? Her director was out the back riding Harry Styles and she's like, I need some direction in the scene and Olivia was like figure it out yourself babe.

I'm hooking up with Harry Styles. This is none of my business anymore. You do your thing, you do you. Whatever you do is fine with me. I would rather be directing my own sexual intercourse with Harry Styles as well yeah

I don't care don't care anymore with Harry do you know that Harry Styles' hometown is looking for a tour guide

for someone to give tours of Harry's old town so they'll be like oh this is this tree is where Harry fingered his

first whatever like they're actually going to walk him around the town walk gangs of people around the town yeah Joanne we're going I booked tickets

yeah I booked tickets we're going thank god that's where I was dropping that in there I'm not missing out on that shit can you imagine that

like what that's a level of fame although in saying that I'm about to do the Hollywood bus tour and if they do that thing that I've heard they do show you fake houses

I will kick off I want proof I want proof folk look at my Instagram look at the last video I posted who's it on you're going to like this

don't worry don't ask questions just do what you're told that car that car is rotten Joanne what do you not know whose car that is

no no is that Sylvester Stallone's your idol Kim Kardashian no what What? Do you not know whose car that is? No. No. Is that Sylvester Stallone's? Your idol? Kim Kardashian? No. What?

Leonardo DiCaprio. Have we? It's Louis Walsh, folk. It's Louis Walsh. Oh God, can you hear my kid screaming? That's just the way he talks. Very clearly. Yeah, that's just the way he talks now. That's Otto.

Send him out to have a little shit in the garden. Tell him mummy's working. I need you to tell me more. Did you see Kim Kardashian? No that car drove past the hotel when I was on my way to the studio

and I just put it up online because I was like that's a monster of a truck and I was like I kind of fancy it it was like that time I fancied the candle because it smelled like a man

do you remember that time yeah yeah yeah I was like I'm drawn I'm sexually drawn to that car and then the girls in my DMs were like

that's Kim Kardashian's car so apparently yesterday she was photographed outside of it and then DMs were like that's Kim Kardashian's car so apparently yesterday she was photographed outside of it and then someone else was saying it's Justin Bieber's car anyway it's something exciting

and it's and it drove past me and I've had my first Hollywood experience oh my god it was all worth it it was all worth it the embassy

the immigration getting stopped by every customs person on the west east north and south coast it was all worth it to see that tank

there's a celebrity inside that and I don't know who it is but there's someone exciting in that car I mean if you spotted Kim Kardashian

when you were away I need to see the car again now I will be honest I don't like the car but maybe it's you know when you just pretend you don't like something because you're jealous of it so maybe there's a bit of that

I don't know maybe I love it I'm just jealous but it's a it's it's a real life transformer it kind of like how do you park that thing it's she doesn't park her own car everyone in LA has ballet actually that's really true the valet is off the charts over here it's fucking everywhere here I was on I was at the room the room that I'm doing the show in it's it charts over here it's fucking everywhere here I was on the room that I'm doing the show in it's on the it's kind of on the start on the end of the

Hollywood Walk of Fame yeah and do you know who has a star who Lassie oh I did know that yeah

Lassie's a big deal Joanne did you know that I did not know that it's kind of Lassie and then some of the stars are still empty

and people have written their own names on them which I love the hustle of they just like scroll their name on a marker but I kind of think that area is meant to be this really cool

chic area where all the celebrities have gone to their stars and like you go there and it's a bit it's not great it's a bit scary I wouldn't walk around there

on my own at night time no not that part anyway yeah that part's a little bit run down poor Claire Danes because she's down that end as well

oh no she's down with Lassie no I'd go down with Lassie I'd be happy to no I'd be in there with an angle grinder having it removed and putting it up at a more attractive area

it could be Justin Bieber's car I've just heard that could be Justin there's car I've just heard that could be Justin actually there's a there's a big difference there now between Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian for me

come on go and find out Justin Bieber by a proxy is a Kardashian god I love all her clothes so much I just want her clothes everyone that is the end

of the podcast so thank you very much for listening and we will be back to you with the bonus.