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Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, a brand new podcast from me, Vogue Williams, and the
fabulous Joanne McNally.
The title of the podcast is no joke because in actual real life, my therapist genuinely
ghosted me.
This is true.
Well, nothing will be off limits in this podcast because we know each other so well that it's
actually impossible to hide or bend the truth. Joanne, how long have we know each other so well that it's actually impossible to hide or bend the truth.
Joanne, how long
have we known each other?
We've known each other
so long
that I used to know you
when you were hot
before you had the babies
and you were threatening.
But now
you're not as hot
so I feel I can have
a career with you
and do a photo shoot with you.
Oh, thank you.
So because I've come down
a peg or two,
that's grand, whatever.
We've known each other
since we were,
I'm going to say 19. What age am I now? 35. peg or two, that's grand, whatever. We've known each other since we were, I'm going to say 19.
What age am I now?
35.
Yeah.
What's that?
Work that out.
Are you on crack?
16 years.
He just reminded me of Wikipedia, by the way.
I remember someone kept going on
and changing my name to Joanne.
Was that you?
What?
I swear to God.
Vogue, real name Joanne.
I get real name Joanne or Sharon.
Who's Sharon?
They just say that because my name is so ridiculous that I've made it up and I must be called Sharon or Joanne. I get real name Joanne or Sharon. Who's Sharon? They just say that
because my name is so ridiculous
that I've made it up
and I must be called
Sharon or Joanne.
That's so insulting to me
because that's suggesting
my name is so incredibly basic
that the opposite of your
glitzy exact name
is my name.
That's so embarrassing.
I'm the Karen to Vogue.
It's alright, Joanne.
It's better than the English people though.
What about the English people?
Jesus, if another one of them
calls me Joanna.
It's the best.
I love when people call her Joanna.
She gets so...
You kind of let it happen though.
It's your own fault.
You're victim blaming.
There's a certain window
where at the start
you just want to be polite
and you assume that they'll
cop it themselves
and then they don't.
Like my trainer
who obviously
I haven't used
in any serious capacity
you have a trainer?
in a year
I know
Joanne's training
involves walking around
with weights on her legs
constantly
crying
I look like I've got
gout at the moment
no you don't
I do
anyway I'm not supposed
to care about that
I'm supposed to have
inspirational thoughts
all the time
who told you that your therapist? well I don't know because he Anyway, I'm not supposed to care about that. I'm supposed to have inspirational thoughts all the time.
Who told you that? Your therapist?
Well, I don't know, because he ghosted me.
But I was then genuinely worried that he was,
not even messing, I was worried he genuinely died.
So I was like, I hope he's okay.
And then I blocked the number, rang him,
and he was like, hello?
I was like, you dick.
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