My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."
Episode Date: July 19, 2023There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in some very odd hotel rooms. Plus, a snake covered in snakes and yet another married man.If you’d lik...e to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!
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Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes To Me With Me,
Vogue Williams and somewhere under there we've got Joanne McNally.
So I have had a little procedure done.
That sounds like you've been under the knife, it's not that.
Well, I've been under the knife. It's not that. Well, it's fucking,
I've been under the fork.
It's been close enough.
I look like I've been stabbed with the,
I was in with Susan Vaughan getting my Morpheus
and she was like,
Vogue is due to come in to me
and she's not replying to my messages.
I haven't seen her message.
Oh God.
Okay, well I,
You need to go in and get your Morpheus.
This is going to make people feel a bit sick,
but I have currently 311 unread WhatsApps.
If I haven't gotten back to you, I apologise.
I'm a similar vibe.
I'm in too deep.
I can't get through them all.
I'm in too deep.
But anyway, Susan says you have to go in.
I have to go in.
So the Morpheus show, for those of us who don't know, is where they kind of electrocute you with radio signals.
It's torturous.
It tightens up water skin.
So I'm going to have done my, I think it's called,
I call it a decollage.
I think it's called a decotillage.
A decotillage.
What the fuck is a decollage?
A decollage sounds like
a nice Christmas decoration
or something.
Is that what they put the border
in the middle of that?
No, that's a dado rail.
But anyway, a decollage.
I love the decollage
in your dining room.
Do you remember in the 90s
everyone had dado rails?
Do you remember?
Your room wasn't a functioning room
but didn't have a dado rail.
Absolutely not.
And if you don't have some panelling
in your house now,
who even are you?
But how are these girls
panelling their own houses?
Who panels their own house?
All the women on TikTok
are panelling their own stuff.
I refuse to believe that they don't.
They're out there with screwdrivers
and measuring tapes
and because they sped it up,
it looks like they've done it in a day.
No, it's horrific.
One of the worst household jobs.
I once painted a room once in my life.
Never would I ever.
It's the most difficult job you'll ever do in your life.
Have you ever painted anything?
Not a fucking...
I always get an inkling.
Like I see, like I was looking at my kid's play thing
and I'm like, that's a couple of years old now.
Maybe I could paint it a nice sage green.
I'd love to be one of those women who can like do shit for themselves.
But I just don't think that's who I am.
I'll give you Sam the builder's number.
He'll do shit for you.
It's better.
Come here to me.
I saw that absolutely stunning video of you with Dulux.
Oh, I did my house up in my little kitchen in Ireland.
I'm selling my house.
It was really lovely
I know
good for you
this is what we want
quality
content
quality content
I know but they actually
there was
they like
it's amazing how
like because I'm obsessed
I do a column on image
do you even know that
yeah no I did know that
an interiors column on image
it's just been renewed
which I'm thrilled about
I love it so
like I love it so much
I just want to do interiors for everything I feel like the next house I'm like it's going to renewed which I'm thrilled about I love it so like I love it so much I just want to do
interiors for everything
I feel like
the next house I'm like
it's going to be my forever home
but I know I'm going to do it
and be like
what will I do next
it's your
I think this is your interiors era
yeah I'm absolutely loving it
paint can just
transform
a home
okay that's enough folk
anyway
back to the Morpheus
sorry I believe
you're buying a house
are you going to plug yourself
I didn't even ask for that plug
that post is doing fine
on its own
everyone likes
a little transformation
but it's actually
it's a really gorgeous video
I'm on my way back to London
as we know
I'm absolutely thrilled
yeah
when are you coming
September
I'll be back full time
by September
she has a date
you can come to my birthday
yeah
well have you gone to your birthday
anyway
well I don't
Joanne
I'm back and forth all the time
I was actually thinking about
and I'm not
but I'm going away
for my birthday
oh where
it's like one of those
gorgeous houses
that you can go to
and they've got like
a swimming pool
and like you just
how is I not invited
oh you are invited
I haven't even invited people yet
you are lucky
I was like just because
I moved out of London
it doesn't mean I'm out of your life
Joanne all I'm saying is you are lucky because I was about to I moved out of London it doesn't mean I'm out of your life do you want
all I'm saying is
you are lucky
because I was about
to open the guest list
and there's only
eight bedrooms
and I don't even
think I'm bringing
the kids
so then you'll
definitely want to go
oh yeah
yeah
yeah it's going to be good
so what are we going to do
that's when I start
drinking again
how's the sober life
listen I had a bit
of a vape yesterday
it didn't go well
the vaping is really hard
vaping is fine
well it's not fine no I gave up again I had five bit of a vape yesterday it didn't go well the vaping is really hard vaping is fine well it's not fine
no I gave up again
I had five puffs
puffs yesterday
I had five puffs
of the blue ras
five puffs is fine
I think five puffs is fine
I know but five puffs
turns into
it just lives in your hand
permanently
it's like a
sixth finger
that you just have
yeah I didn't have any puffs
but I did have six cigarettes
I was filming something yesterday and it was kind of a long day a lot of waiting around have. Yeah, I didn't have any puffs now, but I did have six cigarettes.
I was filming something yesterday and it was kind of a
long day, a lot of waiting around and
me and one of the other people filming it,
she was like, do you smoke? And I was like, I do today!
So, yeah, it was just
like chaining it. Of course it's
bad, Jo, we know that.
Jo, it killed my dad. But it's about
balance. Yeah, her dad's dead, Jo.
She gets it. God, I understand. I've been in the face of it. Six cigarettes yesterday, Mor killed my dad. But it's about balance. Yeah, her dad's dead, Jo. She gets it.
God, I understand.
I've been in the face of it.
Six cigarettes yesterday.
Morpheus today.
Balance.
No cigarettes today.
No cigarettes today.
Susan was there to me, you know.
I said, what are the rules?
What are the rules now that, like, my skin's hanging off for 24 hours?
And she's like, well, no excessive sweating.
And I was like, oh, can't go to the gym.
Boo-hoo.
And she's like, and no booze. And I went,'t go to the gym boo hoo and she's like and no booze
and I went
haha
and she went
haha
she's like
I wasn't even going to say it to you
because there's really no point
Ewan doesn't even say stuff like that to me
yeah he doesn't even say
Susan is very sweet
and she's trying to give you all the reals
because she's
she's professional
I'm sorry
I just don't believe
that like
if you go running
it runs all over your face
and stuff
like come on well no it's basically because I said why no sweating I'm sorry, I just don't believe that like if you go running, it runs all over your face and stuff.
Well, no, it's basically because I said, why no sweating?
Because I do like to get a sweat on at the moment.
I am trying to, as we know, rebuild my insides after the Prosecco tour.
And I do, I have been known to fanny around on a treadmill.
I do a kind of like a power walk up the hill, like an L one.
Great for the arse.
Great for the arse. Like you'll never get a better arse workout
and you really get
your sweat on
if you stick it up to
if you stick the
incline
incline up to like
10 or 12
you can nearly fall off
the thing
yeah
but that really
it's really hard
even to try and do
15 minutes that is hard
yeah 15 minutes is hard
but anyway
so she was saying
if you sweat
because
because I've had
all these kind of
incisions in my
face and chest
and my décollage
my dado rail tired as fuck look at that her tits are up to get Because I've had all these kind of incisions in my face and chest and my décollage.
My dado rail.
Tight as fuck.
Look at that.
Her tits are up to get your tits under your chin now.
Wow.
Sorry.
She said if you sweat excessively, you could get a build up and you could have a break out of like spots.
I think that's the vibe.
Oh, God.
Well, when I have to shave my beard, sometimes I get spots.
Well, Liv, who did my hair and makeup
For that show yesterday
Gave me a little
Did she give you a little beard trim?
She gave me a little shaved
No not beard trim
I suppose we'll say it in a nicer way
Let's be very careful
How we say this
Okay we'll say it in a nicer way
Yeah she gave me a little
De-fluff
A de-fluff
Yeah
A de-fluff
And the door was open
And all the cameramen
I was like
Would you fucking close the door Liv
Please
A bit of dignity please And she's shaving my face Spenny walked in on me all the cameramen I was like would you fucking close the door please a bit of dignity please
and she's shaving my face
Spenny walked in on me
the last time
and I was like
the thing just goes straight down
and it's like
what are you doing in here
anyway come here
enough chit chat
about Beards and Dodo Ralph
tell me about the Barbie premiere
last night
well
I couldn't
wait
to go
and see the Barbie movie
like everyone else
I've been waiting for a long, long time.
And the reviews are really good.
The reviews are amazing.
Ryan Gosling's up for an Oscar.
What?
But I chose the life of having children.
Oh, Jesus.
Don't tell me you wasted another premiere.
So I got to the premiere.
I spotted Margot Robbie.
I got all dressed up.
And then I had to go home
before I even saw
Ryan Gosling
in the flesh
was Ryan there?
Ryan Gosling was there
he's never looked better
but I only saw him
like everybody else saw him
so I had to go home
because T was sick
but
so last night
we're in bed
T is in the bevels
because the temperature
is like 40 degrees
so we kept him in bevels
and then Gigi
obviously sneaks in
so I wake up
in the middle of the night
and literally there's just
feet all over me
we had the worst night's sleep
anyway he's feeling
much better today
after waking me up
for an hour and a half
folks no
I'm sorry now
we were talking about
the Barbie premiere
did you see
what you wear
come on
you could tell me
those kids were in the ICU
I want to know
about the Barbie premiere
I'm trying to say this
in a way that
well you looked amazing by the way thank you very much I love that dress I want to know I'm trying to say this in a way that well
you looked amazing
by the way
thank you very much
I love that dress
I was meant to wear
that dress to Glastonbury
randomly enough
I don't think it would have
worked there
no
Karina Gaffey
styled me for that
so I wore that
and I had these amazing
Sophia Webster shoes
which I'm very sad
to say goodbye to
and Hadley cut my hair
and Buster did my makeup
I felt great
I was so excited for it
and we went there
and I did see Margot Robbie
I saw Will Ferrell
I love Will Ferrell
Is he in it?
Yeah
I didn't know that
Julepa
like looked
incredible
She's absolutely
a rotten knockout
That Versace dress
she just looked incredible
but okay
so there was a thing
and I don't know if it was a thing
because then I saw other people
getting pictures with the stars
but when I went in
myself and everybody else were like ushered to another carpet so there was like the
famous people carpet yeah which is like the Margot Robbie and everyone like that that you would kind
of wish and hope to be mingling with like you do at other premieres because you do you're just on
the carpet and you like no one's gonna go up to Margot Robbie and be like, oh. Like you leave them alone,
but you just stare at them.
Because that's what you need to do.
But like everyone got sent
to the other end of the carpet.
You're the scum.
You're like, you're the scum celebrities.
I was like the pond scum.
That's disgusting.
And like I could see her on the big screen,
but I actually didn't spot her in real life.
I saw, because it's actually funny
because we record our podcast in Leicester Square.
Was it just outside here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because when I was coming in today, they were taking it all down.
And I was like, oh my God, it was here.
It was here.
Margaret was here.
She was there, but very far away, not within arm's reach.
But I would say that like, because you know, like when I went on about the BAFTAs,
like you're literally standing beside like A-list celebs, like superstars.
Yeah.
But at this, it kind of felt like it was like segregated.
It's disgusting.
At this day and age,
to segregate celebrities like that.
I was segregated.
Very dangerous.
I have never felt more
Z-list in my life.
Very dangerous.
Very dangerous.
Are we going to cancel
Margaret Robbie?
Is that what you're saying?
No, because I think
that she went out of her way
then to meet people
and make an effort.
But I'd already
had to go home
because of tea ruining my night.
So you went to the Barbie premiere
and you didn't see the film
I didn't even see the film
but you know what
I'm trying to take the
I'm trying to take the good
out of the bad
I'm going to go with my kids
I think they'd really enjoy it
I'm going to go
I'm definitely
they can't it's 12 rated
are you joking me
no
it's for adults
it's the bad
it's just the bad of the bad then
it's all em
kind of like
subversive and feminist
Gigi's going to hate us
Gigi would love that Gigi us. Gigi would love that.
Gigi hates women.
Gigi would love that.
She hates women.
She's a guy's girl.
No, she loves women.
Oh, does she indeed?
Yeah, she does.
Do you want,
you sound like a bloke.
I need to wear a lyrical top
so she knows I'm a woman
because she's certainly
not treating me like she likes me.
Put on a different voice
when you go in there,
will you? Did you land the Daily Mail?
No.
Come on now.
I didn't.
I'm going to take your road on this, Joanne.
If I looked like you and was super photogenic
and had loads of cool clothes,
I wouldn't mind going and having my photo taken.
I just can't stand having my photo taken.
Do you know what, though? Do you know what? Like, I felt really like going and having my photo taken I just can't stand having my photo taken Do you know what though
do you know what
like I felt really like
and it's only with things like that
like I feel really
I only feel really uncomfortable
for the whole time
that I'm there
but like I feel uncomfortable
before I have to go
and I know that like
you get your hair and makeup done
and you feel great
but you still are like
I think you're kind of
losing interest in it
a little bit
that kind of glitzy
carpet life
I was only saying
I actually rang my manager
I was like I just want
to be more Joanne
to be honest with you
I just want to go
and live my life
in a windowless hotel room
in Shepherd's Bush
yeah well I thought
that that looked like
the good life
to be honest
it's a different type
of celebrity life
that it would make
I don't think I'd feel
very comfortable
in that world
I know and sometimes
I think
I don't crave it
I don't think I'd be happy in it
and I felt like that
at Glastonbury
I don't like being in massive crowds I actually be happy in it. And I felt like that at Glastonbury. I don't like being in massive crowds.
I actually can't stand it.
I think everyone is like that now
because of the COVID.
You just don't...
Yeah, I don't like just...
I feel like, you know,
even when Spencer is turned around
and he's breathing on me
in the middle of the night
and I wake up and I'm like...
Because I feel like he's stealing my air.
I can't stand it.
I feel claustrophobic.
How's your hair began?
You've really worked on those control issues I see oh my therapy's going really well
I told you you can't breathe
between midnight and 7am Spencer
get in the tank
it's because
I just have to face the other way
so no one steals my oxygen stop sure Alan punched me in to face the other way so no one steals my oxygen
stop
sure Alan punched me in the face the other night
what
so Alan has this huge bed
it's gorgeous
not like that I've seen it on Instagram
you could be literally in that bed
giving him a handjob
I wouldn't even know you were there
it's so big
but anyway I've been giving him a handjob I definitely have sex with him before yeah yeah of course couldn't be ours giving him a handjob I wouldn't even know you were there it's so big but anyway
I'd be giving him a handjob
I'd definitely have sex with him
before I give him a handjob
couldn't be ours
giving him a handjob
I'd just roll over
and scroll
I'd take off my rings
for you
do you take off your rings
every time
well you'd have to
because it
I don't pre-plan them like that, so I'd never know.
What was the crack with that hotel room?
Well, it was kind of a strange coincidence.
So I'm back kind of staying in hotels in the UK, just travelling around.
And the first hotel I was in was I was in Buckinghamshire.
Buckinghamshire?
Do you notice that me and you can't say... Buckinghamshire. Buckinghamshire in Buckinghamshire Buckinghamshire do you notice me and you can't say
Buckinghamshire
Buckinghamshire
Buckinghamshire
yeah
anyway
so there I was
and they sent me to my room
I think shire sounds nicer
we're only being polite
yeah we're trying to
pimp you up
exactly
exactly
so I was in the Buckinghamshire
and I was staying in this hotel
and I
they sent me to my room
and I guess
we're a bit spoiled now
from doing the ghost tours
where we stay in
they're not fucking
they're just nice hotels
we're not staying
in the Shelburne
but they're nice hotels
you know what I mean
they're nice
they're nice-ish hotels
yeah they're nice-ish
that one that we didn't like
actually we stayed again
because I had a really
comfy bed
really comfy bed
like some of them
were quite basic
some of them were nice
anyway
I went to the room anyway
and it was a single bed
it was a single room
like I couldn't even
I could barely get my suitcase in
and I was looking at it going
that's a really small
oh my god
that's a single bed
so I rang down
and I was like
hey
because like
just as an adult
you're like
I'm kind of done
living in single beds
I rang down
I was like sorry
I think I'm in a single room
and they were like you are yeah and I said I don't think I'm supposed to done living in single beds. And I was like, sorry, I think I'm in a single room. And they were like, you are?
Yeah.
And I said, I don't think I'm supposed to be in a single room.
Did you book that or did a TV production company book it?
What?
And I said, no, I don't think I'm supposed to be in it.
And they went, oh, no, you are.
They specifically asked you to be put in a single room.
And I was like, excuse me?
And she goes, yeah, they were very specific.
They said single occupancy.
And I said, no, that just means there's one person staying in the hotel room.
It doesn't mean.
Oh, no.
So, you know know and you're like
Grant don't worry about it
it's fine
did that have a window
a single bed and no window
it did have a window
that one did have a window
so anyway
I'm going to Edinburgh
for a couple of days
in August to watch shows
I saw what you posted
can't wait
and I was looking for
accommodation
and there was
of course because it's
the Edinburgh Fringe
the rooms are
insanely expensive and there was a hotel that it's the Edinburgh Fringe the rooms are insanely expensive
and there was a hotel
that it was
it's me and another girl
going and
it was two grand
for
three nights
and the room has
no window
and I was like
how are they getting away
with that
anyway
I was
while I was looking at this
I was en route
to my next hotel
in London
in Shepherd's Bush
went into the room huge set of curtains and the room was really dark, pulled out,
pulled across the curtains, there was just a huge wall, and a little prison cell window
up the top.
I just don't understand.
And I was like, I rang down, I said, hey, hiya, I said, my room has, there's no windows
in it?
And they went went oh yeah
are you in room
blah blah blah
I was like yeah
they're like oh yeah
do you want to come back down
I said I do yeah
I said I'm here for three days
like it would be different
if you arrived at midnight
and you were gone at 6am
so I went down
I'd feel like
I'd again clusterfuck
you'd want your mental health
to be pretty
in a really good place
because you couldn't
climb out of that window
if there was an accident well but maybe that's place. Because you couldn't climb out of that window if there was an accident.
Well, maybe that's a good thing.
Can't throw yourself out the window.
Because you'd get pretty depressed in that room.
So I went down and they're like, we're really sorry.
It was like they forgot that room existed.
They're like, we're so sorry.
And they put me in a different room.
But I was like, surely it's on the system.
This room has no windows.
This room is crap.
Only use it if we have literally nothing else.
on the system this room has now
this room is crap
only use it if we have
literally nothing else
here are
oh
well I know
we're already going to like this
Joe has been wanking off
to this one
clearly
so about four years ago
I went on holiday
with my ex-boyfriend
to Thailand
was he your ex
when she went
well I don't know
we'll have to actually
read into it
I doubt it
anyway
Thailand nice
the trip was glorious
and I'd spent months
planning hotels
locations and trips galore
as well as paying
for most of it
three days
the bitterness
has already begun
to seep in
yeah yeah yeah
not a holiday
you enjoyed
three days before
we were due to fly home
I decided to treat myself
to a spa day
so he agreed to go
and watch the football
in a nearby bar
after enjoying my facial
and massage
approximately
five hours later
I joined him at the bar
and we spent a lovely
evening together
and even had sex
when we got home
fair play
ew
obviously it wasn't
enjoyable sex
yeah
fast forward
she did it
she got through it
yeah
oh
fast forward to the next day
and we decided to visit
a nearby snake farm
Joe
get your hands
out of your pants
it's a place you can visit
touch
hold
and play
oh god
I don't think you can read this
in front of Joe
sounds kind of sexy
what's going on
you can touch
hold
play with all kind of
poisonous snakes
little did I know
I was hanging out
with the snakiest snake of all.
This girl could be a writer.
I love it.
Now I'm not the type
to ever look through
someone else's.
Ah, none of us are.
A phone.
Yeah.
It wouldn't be like me then.
No, I wouldn't usually
do something like that.
But if it's on the table
and he's not in the room,
what else is a woman
supposed to do?
Only crack open the back and take the chip and have a copy and he's not in the room what else is a woman supposed to do? Only crack open the back
and take the chip
and have a copy
and then read it
in your own time.
However,
the universe must have been
trying to send me a message
as one of the keepers
started to cover my boyfriend
from head to toe
in snakes.
As he stood there
with at least 10 snakes
hanging off each arm
he asked me to take his phone
out of my bag
and catch her
at this incredible moment.
Just as I took the phone and got ready to take a picture the message popped up on the screen
from his best friend with the zipped mouth emoji oh no feeling inclined to click on the message
i carried on pretending everything was fine and asked him to continue to pose for the pics oh no
i'm scared to my horror i read the message he'd sent to his friend the night before. Just had sex with the fittest woman in Thailand.
Only cost me 300 baht.
She has no idea.
Please don't say a word.
Instantly asked my boyfriend in utter shock.
Did you cheat on me yesterday while I was getting my massage?
Unable to move or run due to being covered in snakes,
he stood there and had to admit it.
Okay, do you want to know my very first take
from that? Aside from him being
an arsehole I'd be like you could have
given me a fucking STI
yeah I'm not saying
he didn't use a condom but they're not 100%
protective and he paid to have sex
with someone in Thailand and then he fucked your
girlfriend that is bullshit
and that's why
you're a turd
and I hope you got
eaten by a snake
I wish I was as passionate
about sexual health
as you are
I would never even
think about that
that would be my first
I'd be like
you need to check
if you gave her
an STI from me
I'll tell you what
I have this real
you need to ring up
this poor Thai sex worker
and see if she's okay
because I don't know
where I've been
it's one
it's just one thing
that freaks me out
yeah I know
you're right
you're right to be aware
I have the same fear
this is
okay
crabs and nits
are the same fear for me
I don't want
I like I'm so frightened when my kids bring nits are the same fear for me. I don't want,
I'm so frightened of when my kids bring nits home from school because I can't bear thinking of them living on my head
just as I can't bear thinking about a crab pinching my vagina.
I know, but they're not,
I don't think they're actual crabs though.
I don't think they're like sea urchins that walk sideways.
I think crabs are gone now anyway, aren't they?
No, if anything, they're back. Everything's back. No, I think we swapped out crabs with super gonorrhea or something. Crabs are gone now anyway aren't they no if anything they're back
everything's back
no I think we swapped out
crabs with super gonorrhea
or something
crabs are gone
it's just what
that's terrible
I feel sorry for her
but at least
is it over
is that it
but it's over yeah
oh wow
like you've got five errors
and that's what you decided
to spend your time doing
of course he did
like
just break up
and leave her alone
like you don't have
like she's not like you can tell like you don't have like she's not
like you can tell her
you don't be with her anymore
it's not a game to play
I know
this is what
this is what
I'm not gonna say men
because I'm sure
there's
oh there's definitely
shaky girls out there
I have to say women
for diversity
but like
you know
I don't see a woman
running off
while her boyfriend's
having a massage
and riding a tie
sex worker
I just you know
I don't
maybe they have done it
but it's very much
it feels like that's kind of
lads buzz
lads
and then texting his friend
about it
texting his friend
it's so cool
like you're such a sap
sap
what a sap
ladies need your help.
Bloody love the pod.
What would you do?
Just found out that the guy I've been dating for a year,
a year, is married.
Didn't find out through him,
but one of my friends was searching,
was like something doesn't add up
as he never wanted me to meet his friends.
But I liked him so much,
I kept making excuses for him.
Anyway, she found him and his wife
with a lovely profile pic of their wedding.
Feeling like a bloody fool for not realising,
but he just spun so many lies
about why I would never get to meet his friends.
Do I tell his wife or not?
Oh, God.
He's told me since finding out
that she cheated on him
and they've been broken up for a while. Fucking liar. Yeah. But he told me since finding out that she cheated on him and they've been broken up for
a while. Fucking liar. Yeah. But he
told me he wasn't married when we met. Okay.
First of all, he's a complete liar. I
wouldn't believe a word out of his mouth.
I would just cut my ties.
I wouldn't bother telling him. I think
I would just go. Yeah. This is a mess.
This is a mess. You've wasted
my time. You're a snake.
Good luck. I think it would be amazing
if you could tell his wife
but she will probably
turn around
and hate you
and it will just be
more stress on you
and I think that
you don't know what goes on
in their marriage anyway.
You don't know what goes on.
She might have an inkling.
She might not.
Like,
you don't know how it's going to go.
I think
it's too,
it would be too much for me
to kind of contact the wife
and go down that road.
I just wouldn't want that stress on myself.
I'd be like, do you know what?
Leave him at it.
Leave the two of them at it.
I just want to go now.
I didn't know.
It's also very unfair to rope someone into a relationship when you're married and them not know.
At least if they have the information, they can decide to go down that road or not.
For them not to know.
He is, he's just like, he's such a cake and eat it.
But I just don't
understand the point
of this
like just
decide what you
want to do
stop fucking
around with two
people
well it happened
to a friend of mine
where she
was seeing this guy
and like that
she got kind of
sus
and I might have
told that story
before
she just felt
there was something
up
and then
like that
he knows social
media
that's a huge
yeah that's a huge,
you know,
you know,
that's a big one.
You know,
you're either a loser or a psycho.
Exactly.
You're either some sort of
social idiot and apt hermit
or you're cheating on your wife.
You said one of my favorite words,
by the way,
on last week's pod.
Just that reminded me.
Berserk?
No, berserk no berserk
satiated
what a word
satiated
great word
satiated
great word
I used it earlier
did you indeed
very smart
I was always eating
my chicken drumstick
in the taxi
you're like oh I'm so satiated
I've never been more
satiated
I ate a chicken drumstick
in the taxi
and I was going to take a video
because I was like, I've taken it too far.
It wasn't an Uber, I'll have you know.
That's a rat.
You're having your rat girl summer
where you're just running around
eating bits and bobs here and there off the streets.
Rat girl summer.
It's the new trend.
Everyone's having a rat girl summer.
Sorry, tell me about your friend.
Oh, you're one.
So anyway, she sends her with something up
and then he knows socials, like I said.
She didn't know his surname.
Yeah.
No, they were seeing each other a while.
I was like, well, that's a little bit of a flag.
So she got him to do a bit of work around the house.
She's such a smart woman.
She got him to do a bit of work around the house
that she'd owe him money for.
So to owe money, she had to revolut him.
To revolut him, she needed a surname.
Something like this.
Something like this.
I remember the details.
It was something like that.
Got his surname, went went in found an RIP
.ie
page
from his father dying
got his
his wife's name
found the wife
blah blah blah
she contacted
the wife's
best friend
so she went through
her Facebook
saw who the friend was
contacted her
told her
and then she
drove up to Dublin
and told the wife
and then her and my friend worked up to Dublin and told the wife and then her
and my friend
worked together
to ensnare him
and he came home
one day
and she said
I know what you've been doing
blah blah blah
and then he denied it
and went out of the house
but her and my friend
kind of stayed in touch
about what had gone on
and they became
like a little
they aligned
and what happened
with the couple then?
oh she kicked him out
oh my god
I know
but the thing is
that you'd be kind of torn
do you want
to be that involved
do you not
if she takes him back
you've kind of
put yourself out
for nothing
you've kind of
brought that stress
I can see why she went
to the best friend
and not the wife
because I think that like
she's like I'm not
ringing the wife directly
you can't like
spring something like that
onto somebody
from a stranger
it's nicer coming from a friend
I thought it was actually
a really nice touch
he's like that's a nice touch
it is a nice touch
yeah
well that's it
that's it Fag
Joanne
they're all my thoughts
Joanne Jo we're done
that's it
that's it
we're finished for the
summer holidays
we are not
I know
I'm going on my summer holidays I know I'm going on my summer holidays
I know
I'm going on my holly bobs
You're on your holly bobs
Holly hoes
I'm going on my holly hoes
Where are you going again?
I'm going to see
In my mum's house
Oh yeah
I'm going to be sucking away
I love the way you went
I'm going to see
I'm in my mum's house
I'm not going to see Sandra at all
I wouldn't be going to Sandra's house
If Sandra were there
No way
No
No
You'd be sleeping in the garden No you No. You'd be sleeping in the garden.
No, you couldn't.
I would be sleeping in the garden.
Our ghosted tour, our autumn tour is going to be kicking off soon.
And we still have tickets to Salvo.
We've still got a London date.
We've got some Brighton.
We've got some Bristol.
We've got some Liverpool.
We have one Apollo left.
Belfast.
We have our Dublin three arena.
Which one is left? The last one. The last one is left. We've got some Mayo left. Belfast. We have our Dublin Three Arena. Which one is left?
The last one.
The last one is left.
We've got some mayo left.
The Royal Theatre.
The mayo, yeah.
Castle Bar.
Because we put a second mayo on.
And then we have got some left.
Killarney.
We just put on our Kerry one,
which is the INEC.
INECC.
INECC?
I did a Joanne job on that.
Does that make sense out of that?