My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."
Episode Date: April 20, 2022This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus a bag packing nightmare and strong feelings on twinning clothes. If you'd like to get in touch, you ...can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!
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hello and welcome to an extra episode of my therapist ghosted me with me
vogue williams and you're one joanne sorry i would talk it out sorry
and you're one joanne mcnally joanne mcnally here sitting there in a robe with her uh with
her pendant what kind of pendant is that
it's my star sign
which I don't believe in
but I'm trying to get on board
I saw this clip
oh my god
it was so funny
do you know Maria Bamford
no
she's an American comic
so she
she posted this clip
of her
playing a part
where she's obviously
like heavily believes
in star signs
and she's kind of
a bit woo woo
and she's saying hello
to this woman
at some sort of seance like hello what star sign are you and he was like I'm a Gemini and she's kind of a bit woo woo and she's saying hello to this woman at some sort of seance
like hello
what star sign are you
and he's like
I'm a Gemini
and she's like
get out
she has a fucking
meltdown on her
you can't be here
it was very funny
I just watched
Do you know what
I'm watching that
when the dog
presses his head
up against the cage
I don't really
I don't really get
Star Signs either unless they like or something that I read and I'm like oh that would be nice if that happens but like into the cage. I don't really get star signs either
unless they like
or something that I read
and I'm like,
oh, that would be nice
if that happens.
But like,
it really terrifies me
to know that my child
is going to be the same star sign
as you because,
because,
excuse me,
because you're just
not the same as me.
Do you want,
like,
what do you want?
Do you want a child
like you
or do you want a What do you want Do you want a Do you want a child Like you Or do you want a fun child
Yeah
Cha-ching
Do you know what I mean
He's coming to live with you
I've got him a few dresses
For when you come over
I took some of
She's old clothes out
So at least you can pretend
Because no one knows
Until they're about
Six months old
If it's a boy or a girl
Oh yeah I'll just
I'm just going to wrap A load of theodore stuff and hand it to the new baby
ways not want not you know what i mean please don't buy us anything else we honestly don't
need anything else thank god i'm on i was on a shopping ban do you ever put yourself on a
shopping ban i do it all the time because i so i just i i do have a lot of guilt around shopping
now as in I'm like
with the whole environmental situation
like fast fashion and all that jazz
I genuinely do have guilt so I don't
buy I try not to buy
that much but I am look I am guilty I'm not
I do buy stuff but I try to buy
stuff that I think will last
those runners
sorry
they are
so
hideous
they're worse
than the sandals
are the sandals
coming back out now
it's starting to get warm
how
coming from a woman
who was pictured
wearing some sort of
matching tablecloth
with her child
during the week
you were not in a position
to sag my shoes
someone
someone mailed me when I posted your shoes
and they were like,
she needs to be locked up for them.
There were a few people saying,
I think they're amazing.
I was like, they're amazing.
Joking me.
Have you seen them show?
They wouldn't work in any colour.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They look like shoes for a very particular sport,
but I don't know which one.
Learning to walk again,
that sport.
Yeah.
What was with the,
what was with the,
what was with the tablecloth
twinning during the week?
Do you know what, Joanne?
I very much enjoy
twinning with Gigi, okay?
Oh, I love when you
twin with Gigi.
I just, the thing was,
it was so, like,
I know you like a bit of flow,
but that was so flowy, I didn't know where yours ended and Gigi's began it was like it was like a tablecloth just to send it over the two of you
my auntie actually sent me an email about that and she a message like I hadn't heard from her
in about two weeks and she just was like,
no,
sorry,
twinning with your child.
No,
I'm not into it.
Can't stop laughing.
I was like,
oh my God.
What?
I really offended Aunt Georgina.
I think,
so I saw some,
I saw some picture during the week online
and it was a girl
had a photo with her baby
and she went
accidentally twinning
with Gemini,
whatever the child is called
and someone had written underneath it's a baby why are you pretending your baby dressed itself
like you dress that baby you can't be accidentally twinning with your own baby like your baby has no
autonomy over what it wears I'm really weird about what my kids wear like I lay out their clothes like
if Spenny is like dressing them I'll lay out their clothes the night before I like them dressed a
certain way
yeah
they're chic
and if I come
home and they
put them in
something and I'm
like I can't
stand it
no they're
suave
I would change
them if I wasn't
into it
that's half the
crack of having a
kid you get to
control what they
look like and
wear and stuff
that's one of the
best parts I have
to be honest I'm
putting Gigi's hair
in like 17
different ponytails
that's one reason I would have a kid I have a little Gigi's hair in like 17 different ponytails I love it
that's one reason
I would have a kid
I would have a little girl
to put it in like
some sort of
shoulder padded cape
I must invest
in one of them
for Gigi
she hasn't currently
got one
I'm gonna get one
for the new child
that's what that child
needs
shoulder pads
you don't see
babies in shoulder pads
you don't see enough of it
you actually don't
Theodore was asking
could he get his ears
pierced the other day
I thought I can't
I'll get you the sparkly vans
but I'm not getting
you're not getting
your ears pierced
I think he'd go for one
and then I don't think
he'd get the second one done
not at all
has he any idea
of how painful it is
I wouldn't even do it now
I'll get him a pair of clip-ons
tell him
oh perfect
he'd love them
clip-ons for Theodore
are we ready
for some emails
hi girls I wondered if you might be able to shed a bit of light on this for me i've been seeing a
guy now for eight months and he's so kind fab looking and everything has been perfect my only
problem is this he's quite well known i'm obviously not going to say too much but he has a big following
on insta and his posts draw quite a lot of attention comments and so on so here's the thing
he wants to start bringing me into all of that and making me part of his collabs and content bits I just really don't know if I want to I'm very in tune
with the sort of comments people make online and I don't really think I have the strength to deal
with it how do you deal with it if a um if a comment or dm knocks you or have they stopped
cutting through I know it's a bit of an unusual one but you seemed well positioned to advise
very interesting immediately I want to know who it is.
Immediately.
Like, please email us separately
to let us know who it is
because when there's gossip, we need it.
So you can DM me.
I don't even think I can get on with my day now today.
I'll give you my personal phone number.
I need to know who that is.
Any time of the day or night,
the phone is always on
for juice
always on
24 hour tea
24 hour tea service please
who could it be
who could it be
a single male celebrity
I mean I'm not messing
I've probably tried it on with them
is he Irish
yeah where did that email come from
look at Joanne and I
we're literally sick
we don't know
we need to track the data
Jo
track the data
we need to
we need to track this back
what's the IP address
Jo
what's the IP address
we need to hack her emails
Jo
email her back
and ask her what her mother
just say
it's great to get
great to hear from you
thanks a million
can we just get a bit more information
what's your mother's maiden name
what was your first pet's name?
Because that's probably what our passcode question is.
Her security question.
Do you have her Instagram?
Where did that come from?
What's her name on the email?
I'm not telling you.
Jo!
Fuck you!
Jo, we're not priests.
We're not priests.
We have no ethics.
This is a free-for-all.
This is the Wild West.
What would we say
oh god
I can barely think of the answer
because I'm so intrigued
by who it is
I can't remember
what she even asked us
what did she ask us
this is the problem
with us Joanne
it's actually a disease
when you were saying
you love talking
to random people
on the last pod
I was thinking to myself
I'd take anyone's gossip
I don't give a shit
who they are. If someone was telling me about their
mom's aunt's dead uncle,
like, I want to hear it.
Oh my God, completely. Sometimes it could take me 20
minutes to explain who the person is, because the person I'm
telling the gossip about to doesn't even know who they are.
I'm like, you know Sinead? No.
You do, you do, you do.
She's friends with Amber. She went to school
with Lynn. She lived next door. You could spend a good 20 minutes trying to explain, and they're still like, I don't know who they are. They're like, well do, you do. She's friends with Amber. She went to school with Lynn. She lived next door.
You could spend a good 20 minutes trying to explain.
And they're still like, I don't know who they are.
They're like, well, she's pregnant.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
And don't tell anyone.
Don't tell anyone.
And you still get, yeah.
You didn't hear it from me.
No.
Off we go.
You're like, I don't even know who it is.
That's why lads are so shit for gossip.
Because they don't care.
But that's why they're great for telling secrets too.
Because they don't care.
Like, they'll never rat you out.
Because they're like, what?
I don't care. If I tell Spenny a bit of gossip,
he's like, oh yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, who am I?
I'm like, who are you going to tell?
Nobody.
That's why I don't go for lunch
with my male friends.
It's pointless.
Yeah, pointless.
You won't get anything out of them.
No.
Useless.
That's why we've never invited you for lunch though.
That's why we only have the like
those Belvita biscuit things
when we go in to see you.
Yes, sir.
Unless you start coming up with good gossip.
Look, and he's hiding this as well,
little snake.
Whatever, what was the question?
So this, yeah,
that's actually a really good...
So it depends on so much, doesn't it?
And actually, I would be...
She's not in the public eye herself.
So it's not like he's trying to use her
for traction in any way.
So it seems like maybe
that's a really sweet thing.
I am more suspicious when people won't put you on their gram because you're like what they're trying to maintain an air of get of singletonness that's I'm obviously mad about
her then if he wants to start being like insta official yeah and I also think it's nice that
she's hesitant it means that she's not thirsty looking for attention from his followers.
I would say, I think this is really nice.
I think it's a really important move forward in your relationship.
Obviously, I could advise more if I knew who it was,
but without that information.
The best thing you can do and honest, first of all,
just mail us back in, pop a mail there and just let us know who it is.
Let us know who it is. Really advise properly. properly but then i would say don't worry about trolls actually the older
you get the less you kind of care do you know what if she emails me i'll tell you what we'll do
do you know what we do you know we should offer a service folk yeah yeah go on we should to we
should to smoke out snakes right tell us who it is i'll slip into into his DMs. See if I get a reply.
I'll just start sending fire emojis out to lads.
And see if they engage with it back.
And then I'll be like, I'll smoke out your snake.
If you think your lad's a snake, I'll smoke him out for you.
Oh, that's a new service from Joanne.
Smoking out the snakes.
I'll smoke out your snake.
St. Patrick who?
Exactly.
St. Joanne.
Smoking out snakes.
Left, right and centre.
I'll set up a sock account.
That's what I'll do because lads don't
really engage with me in DMs
so he could still be a snake
and not want anything
to do with me.
That's not a great indication.
I'll be like,
he's not a snake.
He actually blocked me.
Fair play to him.
I actually did not.
That's very admirable.
He's a nice guy. Nice fella. But I think he does say nice and I actually that's very admirable he's a nice guy
nice fella
but I think he does
sound nice
and I think that you
sound nice
and I can't wait
to hear from you again
can't wait to hear
who it is
but genuinely though
I actually think
it's really nice
if a lad wants to
put you on the grid
because you know
people are
they can be a bit
snaky
a bit shady
about stuff like that
although at the same time
I get some
you know the way
you can get a bit of
you can get gamey DMs off lads who are like holding their wife's hand in their profile photo.
You just don't know.
But anyway, we think he sounds nice.
He sounds nice.
I would go for it.
But what I would also do is set your account to private.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Good idea.
And then nobody will be able to annoy you.
Exactly.
And you have to see the pictures he posts before he posts them.
Because Benny sometimes posts stuff of me and I'm like
who is that absolute alien
oh yeah
you need to get
you need to get
you need to approve
all imagery
and start carrying
a ring light around with you
yeah
just attach one to your phone
at all times
yeah
husband bag packing husband bag packing I want to know what someone's husband put in a bag
i need to know a story came back to me the other week when he was discussing spencer
packing the hospital bag i went into labor unexpectedly when we were out with some friends
it all turned out okay don't worry but after our son had arrived my husband went home to pack a bag
for me
he was gone for a couple
of hours and returned
with a wheelie holiday
suitcase
he would have had to
get it out of the loft
with some mad shit in it
in the case
were two summer dresses
four jumpers
it was July
and I was roasting
a raincoat
prepared for all weathers
a banana
I'm serious
he said it was in case
I got hungry in the night
a pair of skinny jeans
one vest top oh and no pyjamas A banana. I'm serious. He said it was in case I got hungry in the night. A pair of skinny jeans,
one vest top,
oh,
and no pajamas.
Love Rosanna.
Like,
he didn't even pack any knickers.
Skinny jeans and a raincoat.
No pajamas though.
No pajamas.
Like the last thing you want to get,
you've just given birth. Like I didn't even want to get You've just given birth Like I didn't even want
To get into my skinny jeans
Like at the best of times
You wrestle yourself
Into a pair
Of low hanging
Skinny jeans
And like there's no comfort
In a raincoat
For God's sake
It's like going home
From the maternity hospital
Carrying your baby
And you're wearing
A plastic poncho
Like you've just come out
Of Glastonbury Absolutely sweating In the July heat as well It's just going home from the maternity hospital, carrying your baby, and you're wearing a plastic poncho. Like you've just come out of Glastonbury.
Absolutely sweating in the July heat as well.
It's just sticking to you.
Oh, God.
I'm actually finishing off my bag today, just in case.
Geroad is...
Oh, I'd like to...
Can I...
Geroad.
I love talking about Geroad.
Geroad, yeah.
He's written a joke about you oh what is it
I can't tell you
I'm going
no
he's going to use
because he's doing the Palladiums
oh fab
I'll see him then
I'm so excited to meet him
he's doing two of the Palladiums
yeah he's amazing
he's so sound
I think he's going to come to Australia
with me and stuff
but
pardon what
he's going to come to Australia with me when are you Pardon what? He's going to come to Australia with me
When are you going to Australia?
Not till next year
That's not that far away
March
I'm going for like a month
March, April kind of time
Oh to do that thing
Yeah the
Tour
Yeah
My job
Yeah that thing
Are you going to do your job in Australia?
Fine have a ball
What's that noise?
Attention please
Sorry
Attention please Fire alarm Carry on I love that like there's no suggestion fine have a ball what's that noise attention please sorry attention please
fire alarm
carry on
I love that like
there's no suggestion
that anyone would actually leave
while there's a fire
I don't think I've ever once
evacuated a building
when the fire alarm went off
if you smell burnt toast
it supposedly means
you're going to have a stroke
unless it's actually burnt toast
that's it yeah
there you go
just in case anyone
wanted to know that
the amount of hotels
I'm staying in
with the buffets
and the toast and all that
every morning I wake up,
I think I'm having a stroke.
Oh my God,
you're getting a buffet breakfast every day.
That is my favourite.
There is little in the world
that makes me happier than a buffet.
Sometimes when me and Gerard are on the road,
we pop into like, you know,
basically we're eating at a petrol station,
which of course is my wet dream.
I'm like, look at this Michelin star, apple green. Can't wait to get my hands on that. I'm like, table for two, please. They're like're eating at a petrol station which of course is my wet dream I'm like look at this Michelin star apple green can't wait to get my hands on that I'm like table
for two please they're like it's a petrol station just sit wherever you want now in fairness I do
like when they do a breakfast because some of the petrol stations that you put your sasas in the bag
off you go it's great some of them have these there's they're these like kind of buffets with
like just chicken balls and stuff,
like fried stuff.
And they're at 10am.
And it's weird.
It's very strange.
A beige buffet.
It's like where time ceases to exist.
It's like, that's my attitude
towards drinking airports.
But like chicken balls in the morning,
now I draw the line.
I do draw,
sweet and sour chicken for breakfast.
No.
I have to be honest,
I could eat that for breakfast.
I could. I think you'd want to be in a really bad headspace to be honest. I could eat that for breakfast. I could.
I think you'd want to be in a really bad headspace to do that.
I could eat it for breakfast.
That would like,
I could honestly have a curry as soon as I open my eyes.
I'm starving.
You couldn't.
I'm telling you now I could.
If I nearly got up at half four this morning when I couldn't sleep and I was thinking about what will I eat if I get up and nothing actually enticed me enough to get up.
So I thought,
nah,
had there been
a like Tashoom curry
left over in there
I would have been straight in
Joe actually has to leave
for the fire ride
loser
I gotta go
you're not actually dead
okay
okay and with that
Joe is possibly
going to lose his life
so he has to go now
thanks for listening
to the extra episode
talk to you later
Joe you're such a drama queen
I'm trying to make your act
so you're gonna get out
you're such a drama queen
god
go on Thank you.