My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea
Episode Date: January 31, 2024The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome actor, comedian and all round legend, Aisling Bea! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an emai...l to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!
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Welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes To Me.
We have a very special guest with us today.
Who we've been trying to get for ages and ages and now we're thrilled she's here.
It's Aisling Bea.
Firstly, welcome to My Therapist Goes To Me.
Oh my God, I can't believe, I didn't even know you guys had guests.
So when I came, I was like, oh my God, this is like...
You know in LA there's that Magic Castle,
which is a thing full of magicians
and you're not allowed to just go.
You have to be invited by a magician.
This is the Irish ladies version of the Magic Castle.
Bring us Aisling Bea.
We would love Aisling Bea.
We've actually wanted you for quite some time.
Have you? I didn't hear.
Who do you say that to? Well, we try and say it to Joe, but Joe doesn't do his job very for quite some time have you I didn't hear who do you say that to
well we try and say it to Joe
but Joe doesn't do his job
very well all the time
you know
we had a list
we had a list of dream guests
and you were on them
you were
oh my god
Joe has only ever sent me
nothing but hateful abuse
over email
under a load of pseudonyms
yeah he does do that
that magic kingdom
I hate
I can't bear magicians
it is
I can't bear
a magician
they're the worst
any magician
if they come near me
at a party
or something
when they're like
do you want to do a card trick
I'm like please god no
how many magicians
have you met
loads of magicians
they do
they do turn up
at parties sometimes
people get them for parties
what bit of it
is it that perturbs you
because I know it's bullshit
it's a lie
sorry I'm loving this
yeah yeah yeah how do you feel watching people act like say dramas or anything like you because I know it's bullshit it's a lie sorry I'm loving this yeah yeah yeah how do you feel
watching people act
like say dramas
or anything like that
because you know
that's not documentaries
that's also magic
it's just the magic
it's just trying to trick me
into something
that I know is bullshit
and I'm like please please
I just want to sit
and have my drink
it's the same sometimes
with live music
I'm like oh no
someone's started up
to live music
I gotta go
live music
they start bringing in
the sound
you know the monitors
and the guitars
I leave straight away
particularly if you're
another performer
like I'll never leave
another performer hanging
no
so now I have to
turn around
and make eye contact
for three and a half minutes
and then as soon as like
in the Lord
thank you very much
so anyway
it's what I was saying
I think we should meet
at the next one
we started again they say there was a secret code in your life anyway so thank you very much so anyway it's what I was saying I think we should meet up next week we started again
they say there was
a secret code
in your life
anyway so thank you
for coming on
because you are
you guys
you're on LOL
that Amazon
yes
yes
the Irish one
and as an ex-publicist
which I always like to
throw in the mix
are you an ex-publicist
yes
that makes so much
sense
thank you
because you're always
hyping people up
since I met Joanne McNally
I remember
Because you know
When you know
I'd like if she started
Hyping me up
But then you need to do
Something both
You need to take it
Down a notch
It's you
You're the problem
It's you
Okay fine
Whatever
Because Joanne
Hyped up everything
So if you're not getting hyped
Everyone except me
Have a little look at that
I remember the first time
I feel like it was the first time
we'd properly gigged together
Joanne
and we'd known of each other
well I definitely knew of you
and of course I knew of you
and it was
Fickrest
not Fickrest Street
Ivy Gardens
yes
and you were emceeing
the hell out of this gig
she was doing
just an amazing job
but you're just such a
really good hype man
I do love a bit of hype
you do
you really bring people on
and give them the best chance
to like have a good go
I felt like the queen of Ireland
walking under the stage.
It's the thrill of it all.
I fucking love it.
It's pronounced trill.
It's the thrill of it all.
It's the thrill of it, lass.
Because I remember
what I was going to say to you.
When I moved to London,
I reached out to you
and I was like, look, I'm in London
and I've got like no friends.
Yes, I can't help crying.
No, again again Vogue
like she is saying
to the side of your face
my fault
I had like
absolutely nobody
in my life
I had no one around
in London
just both of you
I was living with
at the time
small reason to live
really
and I wanted
a comedian
I had no
I had no one
in the comedy scene
so I reached out to you
reached out to a couple people
and you very soundly
well you sent me
a book.
It was like attach the untethered spell.
So I think I was definitely having some sort of depressive episode.
You know, Your Honour, I don't have a memory of this moment, but to be fair, story checks out.
Yeah, it sounds like something I would do.
Yeah, I was like, God, that sounds like I might have been in like, I know what this fellow comic needs.
The Untethered Soul
A book about connecting your essence and your ego
God knows what I said to you
God knows what I was going through as that was my reply
My gentle
Lol let's go for coffee I don't
I'm like here's the Untethered Soul
But I obviously whatever I said was clearly not
A casual let's go for a coffee
I probably was like I'm really lost and alone
I don't know what I said but anyway
and then
you very
I must go back
after the last one
hey Aisling
I know we only met once
but I'm really depressed
no but you know
like you know
and this seems like
an odd segue
but you know
when like
I'm not massively
into sport
but I can tell you
like who I was
going out with
by those footballer
celebrities I know based on like like if I said going out with by those footballer celebrities I know
based on like
like if I said
oh Michael Owen played
you'd be like
oh that means
during the late 90s
you went out with someone
who supported Man United
like the celebrities you know
are from a year or two
and I can do the same
with self-help books
like I will be able to go
with The Untethered Soul now
what bad point in my life
was I recommending that
to everyone
that Joanne
randomly walked into my trap of,
you know the documentary you have to see?
I certainly did.
I had to live to 100.
A bold move to send someone a self-help book.
I don't want to hang out with you, but read this book.
But you know when you're in an obsessive state?
I'm not available in person, but here's a self-help book for you.
Depending on when you got in touch,
the reply would have been the same with some other
bit of bullshit
like you have to
read the psychopath test
Joanne
oh you'll
do you know what
I did need it
because I did
I felt
there's huge
just disconnected
from everything
because London
when you move over here
as you know
it's big
you know what I mean
it's lonely
and the clubs
and you're on your own
because you're gigging
all the time
blah blah blah
but then
you very kindly
invited me
to your birthday party
and I was gigging
and chiseling
where was my fucking invite
what is this
again folks
you have to work quite hard
to be a person
it was for comics
I thought I was becoming
an comedian
and you two were being bitches
no no no
loads of people were invited
no no Joanne
loads of people were invited
loads of
I'd say more Irish people
definitely Irish in London
I had a crappy night
it was crap
every Irish in London was at that party night it was crap every Irish in London
was at that party
well you weren't
did you go?
I did indeed
oh did you?
did you bring your book
for Ashton to sign?
on it you'd be like
you okay hon?
Ashton I've decided
to hand myself to you
how do you feel about that?
but I was so nervous
because I was going
to this party
I was gigging in Chiswick
so I was getting there late
we hadn't met
really since the Ivy Gardens so I was like I don't really want to go on my own to a party but was gigging in Shizik so I was getting there late we hadn't met really since the Ivy Gardens
so I was like
I don't really want to go
on my own to a party
but it's really nice
that she invited me
so I'm going to go
because I don't know anyone
and if I don't go
I'm going to have to text her
to say I didn't go
and she's not going to
give a shit if I go anyway
and it's going to just
fucking build up into this thing
so I got the bus out
after the show in Shizik
and it was honestly
one of the bravest things
I've ever done
on your own
on my own
that is
isn't it mad though
the perception we have
of ourselves
or of others
if we're in a
and sorry to be so
untethered soul here guys
but when we're in a low spot
that like
if that was a spot
when you're like
coming off the Prosecco Express
and having a great night
you're like
do you know what
I'll pop into Aisling
I've met her once
I'm going to pop into her
birthday party in town but when you're in a you know what I'll pop into Aisling I've met her once I'm going to pop into her birthday party in town
but when you're in a low place
you're like this is I'm such a
why am I with someone like me
I know that we're obviously both
comedians and I will
include you in that if you'd like
thank you
you're too much pressure
you were like a superstar
and you were and you were
and you were really well connected
I can't fight that
accusation
do you know what I mean
I'm not going to stand here
I just think you're just in LA
all the time
or in Uggs on a plane
I can't believe
it's only Irish comics
like even there's a
clip of LOL
and I don't watch myself
in anything
and there's this clip of LOL
going around
I know it's
my favourite clip
but in it
Tony Cantwell says something like oh she's off to LA or something and I'm like it's my favourite clip of that show but in it Tony Cantwell
says something like
oh she's off to LA
or something
and I'm like
it's the most Irish
and only Irish comics
say to me
oh you're in LA
you know
and it's so like
you're probably in
Hollywood on
Hollywood Boulevard
going to the
Hollywood cafe
for a Hollywood coffee
are you
and I have in America
a lot but it's so
the perception
when you're actually
out there and just like
I don't sat in your email scrolling through your Instagram you know eating a burrito on your own it's so the perception when you're actually out there and just like I don't sat in your
email scrolling
through your Instagram
you know eating a
burrito on your own
it's like the
perception of the
thing
but you're
you are
like you're acting
you're on Netflix
you are actually
I know you more
for acting because
I met you
remember at the
Take That premiere
for their
you were in the
movie
and you can sing
and here's another
compliment coming
for you Vogue
I bloody can't
what do you mean another
this will be the first one
but thank you
you're right
and I hope this one
maybe takes off
the first insult
so we begin again
at sort of a neutral space
at least you can take
from this that she thinks
her soul is tethered
is it tethered to something
she's going to leave here
and I'll just get a message
it could be tethered
to the devil
I remember
his name's Dr. Youn
we had to
normally on like
a red carpet
or premiere for something
you're through
the length of a carpet
you know whatever
the length of a carpet is
is the length of time
you're there
couple of chats with people
and you're on the other side
for the take
that movie premiere
it was never ending
oh my god
never
did we forget
the length of that carpet it was it was about an hour and a half it was an hour and a half I think maybe it was never ending oh my god never did we forget the length of that carpet
it was
it was about
an hour and a half
it was an hour and a half
I think maybe because
Take That
were singing
and so there were
it was like they were
setting up a whole gig
so we were on the carpet
being looked at
and filmed for an hour
and a half
and that is
so embarrassing
but you can only
twiddle your thumbs enough
and everyone's asking
the same question
you were so nice
to everyone though
but when I saw
Vogue's face,
your big old smile,
you were like, hello!
And I was like, oh my God,
something real and connected
and this could be fun and dry
and I can be dry here
and not it getting taken out of context
or, you know,
because the longer you're somewhere,
you get more ironic and odd and silly
and that's terrible
when there's loads of journalists
with microphones around
because you're like, oh no.
It can be same-same, but as well, when you're on with microphones around because you're like oh no it can be it can be same same
but as well
when you're on the other side
and you're chatting to people
I think I rang my manager
when I left
and I said that
you were so nice
because you were so giving
and so nice in an interview
and when I did the thing
with LOL Ireland
because I went
I was doing
question time
after they'd watched the shows
and like it was
at the press
yeah we had a press launch
in Dublin
and Vogue was hosting
a Q&A afterwards but there was all these questions written for me and then it was at the press event yeah we had a press launch in Dublin and Vogue was hosting a Q&A afterwards
but there was all these
questions written for me
and then it was all of you
all these comedians
in Graham Norton
and I was like
I'm not asking them that
and it just went
but you were also giving
that like it was just
it was so fun
and I'd say to be a part
of that show as well
must have just been
gala
I did
when I walked in
I was like Joanne's
going to be here somewhere
like you would have had a ball as well, Joanne.
Do you know, I am
not good at that stuff. No, it's not.
There's not a good at that stuff
because it was us all chatting
in a room and the things that would throw us off
would be more like you saying
something small to me than something you targeted
an audience. Yeah. So that's, it's this.
It's what, you guys make each other laugh so much.
It's the exact same thing as that and that's what's most likely to knock you out yeah a big song and
dance thing so the concept the concept of the show is it's lots of irish comedians amazing irish
comedians um and you're basically in a room with each other trying to make each other laugh but
you can't laugh and if you do laugh or if you smile then you're get a red a yellow card then
a red card then you're out yes exactly and at the end you get money for your charity
so you do want to win
it's not like you can just be like
turn up and leave
like you do want to try
and win the money
and so
yeah the premise of it
so it's like a
premise that's already done
in like Sweden
I think Germany's done
like five of them
it's in Mexico
it's in Mexico as well
it's everywhere
I suppose the point of it being
that there are rarely
and like Amazon has enough money
to make these shows
in the countries
and so many shows
especially comedy
don't get to invest
in in jokes
of the country
they're nearly always
made for the world
and saying this
I couldn't believe
like you know
it's not spoiling anything
to say Zig and Zag show up
and stuff like that
and Krista Berg
I heard Krista Berg
came out of a wall
Krista Berg came out of a wall
where he'd been living
for the last ten years
Finally emerged
Your face is when
Christopher came out of the wall
They were like
How did you not laugh
When Christopher came out of the wall
I was like
How did we not fall over and faint
When Christopher came out of a wall
That's the sort of stuff
You'd see in a murder documentary
When Christopher
Came out of the wall
It was the first sign
Of the apocalypse
How did he come out of the wall
Like was it
He came out with a guitar
And everything The wall opened Exactly The wall twirled around So it was the first sign of the apocalypse how did he come out of the wall he came out with a guitar and everything
the wall opened
exactly
the wall twirled around
so it was a revolving wall
but we had known
it was a revolving wall
because when do you
it looked like they spent
a lot of money on that show
oh the set was great.
Yeah, it looked amazing.
But I suppose that's the point of it was,
it's rare that so much money gets spent for such local jokes.
Yeah.
And that's, I think, why it works in all the different countries it works in.
Because in Germany, like, who's making stuff for only German people
to kind of listen to, or like Swedish people or Canadian
for very specific small jokes
and that's kind of
and you are allowed
to do that so I'd
kind of forgotten
how joyful it is
to sort of gig at
home around a load
of people with the
exact same references
that you don't sort
of have to explain
because I do think
it would translate
though to UK
I started in the UK
yeah well I don't
know really
I think because I've
watched the first
three episodes and I
think that it would
definitely translate to the UK
my favourite
favourite bit
was you
and you're singing
and you forget
I would have
that would have got me
that's kind of gone viral
so we can talk about it
but it was just
I did nearly make myself laugh
I have to say
I
and it's the word because
none of them were laughing
and when you
it rarely happens
like I'm not my own type of comedy.
Will you explain what it was?
Because we haven't said what it was.
So there's a song in Ireland that I genuinely,
like I don't think other,
I don't think outside of Ireland it really relates
because it's got such a 30 year history of being rolled out.
It plays a special part in an Irish woman's life.
And it's a song called Only a Woman's Heart.
And I just had it
in my head
that it might be
really funny
if I sing
very seriously
a woman's heart
to a group of people
where we're not allowed to laugh
because when that happens
in a real environment
and someone goes
I have a song in me Jerry
do you know the bars
of a woman's heart
or like oh lads
and then you're in a pub
trying to nod along
to this woman
who knows
has had pain
she was the princess Diana of Ireland.
It's the fact that you went to the end.
And so we have to not smile or laugh.
So then I just started singing it.
And then I was imagining all the women who sang it.
And then I started.
And I really was.
And you don't see it in the record because they sort of put things in different places in the show.
But it was quite early
And I was like
I might be gone
In the first hour
If I
And then I had to sort of do
Little faces and stuff
Only to get myself out of
Laughing
You laughing
Yeah
Oh
Like I'd planned to change it up
So it wasn't just boringly
Singing at a thing
But I did have to lean into that
In a big way
To stop myself laughing as well
and I rarely
I don't
I never thought
that I might make myself laugh
but wouldn't that be
like an own goal
I know
you're like I'm gas
I just can't help myself
I don't know
what's wrong with you guys
but I'm out here
you know
there's no laughing
at this girl
don't come on over here guys
my mother has a bit of that
when someone does
a laughter joke
it's such a wonderful
form of self esteem I don't know what's wrong with anyone here no one has a bit of that When someone does a laughter joke It's such a wonderful form of self esteem
I don't know what's wrong with anyone here
No one has any personality
That's a big thing
No one has any personality
And it's on them
And I imagine
It kind of is on them
Yeah exactly
It's on them
I just love that you did the whole song
Oh the whole thing
That's what made it really uncomfortable
Like it was
If you'd done like 30 seconds
It was funny
No no
You did the whole thing
And they edited down to 30 seconds maybe
but I did the whole
like five minutes
and I learnt all the lyrics
as well
and stuff like that
so yeah
I'd really like
you're still in my heart
you're still in my shadows
and one of them is
and even though I manage
on my own
I still
and it's just like
lyrics like
and even though I manage
on my own
I still
my heart
like it's just such a
there's so much pain
that she'll never get over.
It's that sort of thing
which always makes me laugh.
Can I tell you one thing
because I know this isn't exactly
a live shout out show.
But can I shout out
my friend Emmett from Waterford in LA
because when
in LA
he also lives in LA.
He's made it Emmet
and we were drunk
in a Barney's Beanery
in West Hollywood
one night
and it was the first night
we met
and he came up to me
and goes are you Aisling B
and I was like
I was like yeah
he's like oh god
do you know who I love
Joanne McNally
and I was like
you couldn't like
put anything in there
before he told me
about Joanne McNally
he's like oh you'll need
to listen to my therapist
ghosted me
and so yeah shout out Emmet look at us now hi Emmet do you know he's like oh you need to listen to my therapist ghosted me and so yeah
shout out Emmett
look at us now
hi Emmett
do you know
there was a girl on
she's very funny
her boyfriend
because I wouldn't
look I don't think
I look like the back
of a bus
but I'm not like
you know
I'm a rat
stop all the clocks
I will not hear
I just want compliments
but anyway
this girl
she said
her boyfriend
said
do you know
I really fancy
I fancy
Joanne McNally
and she was so
annoyed by it
she went
she's actually
a really good
friend of mine
and he was like
what
she goes
yes that's
really fucking
awkward now
so she's like
listen
if we ever
meet
I'm now in
on this secret
that I'm really
good friends
with this girl
because she wanted
to make it
inappropriate
that her boyfriend
was finally
but she couldn't
actually say
you've hurt
my feelings
so she had to
make up
and laugh
her tale.
Oh honey, I hear that.
I think she said
we were in college
and I don't think so
if you're listening.
And doing medicine.
Dr. McNally, Dr. McNally.
I didn't know
Joanne did horticulture
in college.
So what's next?
LA I guess again.
Oh, back to LA.
She's a tough,
she's difficult.
She'll be straight
on the plane from here. I literally haven't even been in a year tough she's taking us straight on the plane
from here
I literally haven't even
been in a year
and everyone's just like
is there probably a chopper
coming down the roof
now for you is there
actually Jo
can you tell him
to hang on another five
I'd love to give the girls
a little bit more time
you're very good Ashley
you're very good
I have another
I'm a smaller part
in a show
called Alice and Jack
coming out
on channel four in the next couple of weeks.
And it starts.
Are you allowed to let our Amazon sell us all on fire now?
I know, our delivery packages will be real slow for about a month.
They just won't deliver our stuff as quickly.
And it's with myself, it's Andrea Risborough and Donald Gleeson.
I love Donald Gleeson.
Oh, I love Donald.
I was in school with his wife
were you
I love Juliet
she's so funny
and brilliant
she's such a ride
oh she's
top top class
top top class
and Donald
is just a joy
a very nice
funny funny
funny person
as well
his wife's a ride
he seems like a
lovely person
they're both rides
I'd ride them both
I'd ride them both
I'd get into that
make that into a clip
to make them both
uncomfortable
every time I invite myself
around on my own
get them on the pod
get Donald on the pod
I know it's half eleven
but can I come right
so that's
I'd say
and that's like a drama
that's like a romantic
sort of drama
hang on
what do you prefer
and people ask me this
but like
you have like serious you're a comedian actress and you sing do you prefer and people ask me this but like you have like serious
you're a comedian
actress
and you sing
do you like just doing them all
or is there one that you could say
this is what I really love
I think
it's funny
it more happens
and I'm sure you guys get this
like I know
I heard you talking Joanne
about like
finishing your tour
and just
not wanting to go near
like or not being sentimental
because actually
it's not like every night
becomes magic in a way because it becomes your sentimental because actually it's not like every night becomes magic in a way
because it becomes your job
and so it's almost like farming
you know that you kind of
tend to different fields
at different times
depending on the season
and there's some times
where the pressure
of being on your own
and doing stand up
and the loneliness of it
and while you get
all the freedom of your words
and the ability to change it up
and do what you like
and that can be gorgeous
to make real connections
being on your own for that length of time can be awful and to arrive
onto a set with other actors and allow yourself to explore your untethered soul without making a joke
about it but like to explore the bits of yourself you want to get in touch with and pretend to be
someone else like it's so nice i remember i was going through quite a tough time during the fall
and to get to go in every day and pretend to be a nurse
from Northern Ireland
was so lovely
like to get to go
and pretend
for just like
seven hours
that you're someone else
was so nice
and then other times
you're like
I don't want anything fake anymore
just want to be real
I'll be able to say what I want
have no one in charge of me
no one touching my face
putting on makeup
like
and so there's different
yeah
the bit I find the hardest
is writing
I find that very
if I can't do
other things in the day
and to sit down
at the computer
and just like
your dad's job
yeah that's
that's the bit that really
you're an amazing writer
god this is like
em
like
I'll ghost my therapist
after this
and just stay here
a lot
tell yourself
to those two
yeah
we're here
you wrote
I've read some of the stuff
you've written
it's phenomenal
and then
this way up
I was like
I have to say
I hope you don't mind me saying
I was jealous
because I was like
how the fuck
am I ever going to be able
to do anything like that
because I
there will come a time
people kind of
go
where's the
where's the sitcom
and I'm like
I can't write
I just
I don't know how
I was like how did she do that it's well through enormous amount of difficulty and that's the where's the sitcom and I'm like I can't write I just I don't know how that's not
how did she do that it's well through enormous amount of difficulty and that's the truth of it
like I shouldn't say jealous that's not fair I should say I was in awe of thank you very much
that's very sweet it just it comes one of my friends was saying the problem when you're a
performer writer is it's such a long go like you write bits on your own and then maybe two years
later someone watches that stuff and like maybe
a year and a half later
you get to perform it
around other actors
and maybe two years later
someone sees it
for like
goes I love that
and that's
you get tears
and whereas at least
with a stand up
like tonight
I could hop onto a gig
and feed
it's probably an egotistical thing
but some
some dopamine boost
and it's a really long
and I think
writery writers
love that cocooning away and
find the end bit harder but maybe that's the bit that slows me down how do you get the dopamine
boost to get you through it's a very long process but I'd say you but it's it's kind of like if you
give you know when you're telling your you know when you're telling your stories I sound like
I've never seen stand-up you know you're on stage and you're doing your hello hello hello
but you know when you have like another voice of someone that you're describing you're on stage and you're doing your hello hello hello anyone in from America but you know when you have like
another voice of someone
that you're describing
you're like my mum came in
and said this
or John came in
and said that
then you just put those words down
as another actor
and you know who they are
and you give them a voice
and so that's the kind of
and what would you find interesting
like I love Real Housewives
I love it
and I realise
one of the reasons I love it
is because
I love watching the stakes of people of the reasons I love it is because I love watching
the stakes
of people
who from the outside
should be getting along
but something in their
childhoods
and the drama
is making this
so fantastically watchable
or the traitors
or something
because of their characters
and let's see what happens
if you just sit them
at the table
and most of my favourite
things to watch
are people sat at a table
going
no I understand,
but,
well,
if you just let me finish,
well,
I don't like being interrupted
and that's so dramatic to watch
and you just put those characters together
with some stakes doing that
and that's actually normally fascinating.
I feel like if you sit down
and you write,
like you just kind of,
or you're doing something like that
where you are stuck in like
an office-y kind of environment,
I kind of like that
every so often.
And they can't escape.
To just sit and just be like,
I don't know about the comedian thing though because like you enjoy your own company, but I would of like that every so often to just sit and just be like I don't know about
the comedian thing though
because like you enjoy
your own company
but I would be like you
I would not like
to be on my own
for that length of time
See I enjoy my own company
it's more
to work on your own
is the tough
to not have a bounce
for work
so it's the
You need someone
to bounce off of you
I found that very tough
because I
you know
I was just on my own
especially during
the second series
of the pandemic
it was just me
with a laptop for ages
and then it's always
lovely when you get
feedback on the other side
but it was nearly
all over email
so there's no eye contact
or something
so that bit was
very tough
did you win a BAFTA
or am I imagining
I did
yeah you did
oh you won a BAFTA
I know I lost one as well
so it just shows
you lost it in LA
did you lose it in LA
I didn't
you lost it as in I lost the second well so it just shows in LA did you lose it in LA I didn't I won the first one
as in I lost
the second
oh sorry
I was like
well they're not just
for places really
yeah I know
you lost it
didn't you redecorate
or something for your BAFTA
no that was
I made a joke
to an interviewer
and this is what happened
after last week
when we premiered
LOL
someone wrote a headline
Ashing B bames
a famine for her comedy
and I'm like
I saw that I love that you know when you're like give ushing B blames A famine for her comedy And I'm like I saw that
I saw that
You know when you're like
Give us a break
Blames the famine
Blames the famine
Not like
Ashing B makes a famine joke
I actually have that
Blames the famine
So
Well it wasn't ideal
Because you know you're there
I know it wasn't
And I still
Sometimes I get hunger
And I'm like
The famine
The ancestor
Yeah Ashing B blames
The famine for making her
So funny Like How old are you? Exactly Well the famine the ancestor yeah actually we blamed the famine for making her so funny
like
how old are you
exactly
well
four hundred
and eight
years
that's what I'm saying
writing takes ages
so
with the
with the
whatchamacallit
that
I was doing an interview
with someone
and they were like
oh congratulations
on the BAFTA
and he's like where do you keep your BAFTA and I was like oh congratulations on the BAFTA and he's like
where do you keep your BAFTA
and I was like
oh it's in the loo
and what's good is like
the shape
I got a new bathroom
and the length of it
I want to be
you know people put their awards
in the loos rather than out front
where you should be proud of them
it's a very cool thing to do
even though you're actually
secretly proud of yourself
but that it's the exact length
the little nook
in the bathroom
and then
they made the headline, I rebuilt
my bathroom around my BAFTA.
There we are.
Another one I had for you was
Aisling B says bringing Irish humour to a global
audience was like having a bath
in mash
I did say that to be fair
but that's
they didn't go together
those two sentences
I said like
oh working around
a load of Irish people
felt like having a bath
of mash
was so comforting
you know
and another one was
I did Richard Herring's podcast
after I'd had dental surgery
and Tato had sent me
a hundred bags of crisps
of their new flavours
and I was like obviously that's
a great perk and the only thing I could eat that
day was like mushing up the crisps
in my mouth and eating a Tato
and I was like oh I must have been sent about 100
bags of crisps then the headline was
Aisling B eats 100 bags of crisps
to deal with her bad
tooth and you know when it's like
it's just not that glamorous it's not like
Aisling B talks about
living life
and getting on
and fashion
it's just like
Ashing B eats a hundred
bag of tins
off her tooth
it's so like
you can smell the cheese
and onions
from the headline
yeah
you're like
they're not right
I don't want to be relatable
yeah
when they put stuff
as headlines
it sounds like
that's the first thing
you walked into the room
and said
hello guardian guess what I bet my betta remember my betta any questions when they put stuff as headlines it sounds like that's the first thing you walked into the room and said hello Guardian
guess what
I bet my betta
I'm a betta
any questions
anyway that's not how it happened
or without any
nuance of a conversation
that's why podcasts are lovely
when you get to talk to people
you feel safe around
so not this situation
but my brother's
she's just clearly
we're not putting anything out
well that was a
that was a lovely chat
we're so glad that we had you on
we're so glad that we had you on
we have to go now
go win another award
and then come back into us
oh my god
we'd like to have you back on
we'd like to win an Oscar
yeah we'd like
yeah
if you could do the Oscar next
my mother wondered
why I didn't win an Oscar
for my TV show
and I was like
well
part of it is mother
that they don't
I would be the first winner
of a TV show
of an Oscar
in film
it doesn't matter actually
you should have done it you should have done it
you should have done it
that's the mother's
belief
in you
exactly
she backs me
100p
one more question for you
please
if you don't mind
Aisling B
is that your mother's
maiden name
was that her jockey name
no my dad
that's from your dad
my dad who passed away
anyone get a relate
hello
we love a dad
dad's club right here
okay
can a woman get into
this industry
with a father these days
who's alive
you can but you won't
you're good
you used to have to
sleep your way to the top
I love that you did
something so nice
because his name was
Brian wasn't it
yes and so I took the B
there was already
a great Irish actress
called Aisling O'Sullivan
and so you can't be called
like Judy Frank Dent
you have to get a new name
because being an actor
is like having your own business type of thing with a name and so you can't be called like Judy Frank Dent you have to get a new name because being an actor is like having your own
business type of thing
with a name
and so I took B
from the start
of Brian O'Sullivan
and adding B
is for Brian
yeah so
that's so sweet
just a bit of
carrying that trauma
with me at all times
lest I forget
we've done fuck all
for our dads
we can do something
it's quite fun you