My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Pathetic separation packing (PSP)"
Episode Date: August 30, 2023This is an episode that literally travels through time, with half of it recorded in Scotland / Spain and the other half recorded in England / Portugal. Just try and keep up! If you’d like to get in ...touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!
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Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with Mevogue Williams and Joanne McNally.
You didn't lose your shades Well done
Didn't lose the shades
I've after
I've taken the plunge
And I've bought
A granny chain
Yeah
It's the only way
And sadly
I thought it would look
A little cooler than it does
It's quite camel vibes
But
When you have
The attention span I do
You need additional help
And So I have a granny chain on my glasses now
That's just what it is
That's what it is
You just need to strap things on to yourself
Too many sleeves went down the drain
I do just strap things on
I just should staple them to my face
Just blue tack them to my eyes
But they're not going anywhere now
That's why I'm still wearing them now
Because I have stuck them to my own face So they can't escape well you're in San Sebastian how how is it it's
amazing and I found a glasses shop that do that mimic all the designer glasses for 50 euro
so all the Prada glasses I've lost all of them I can replace them All in San Sebastian For a hundred quid
Do they say Prada
On the side
No
They're a clear rip off
But they don't say
The names on the side
Which is perfect
I don't fucking care
About the names
I don't care
No
No
I just think that
When you lost
The second pair there
It was time to go
You need to
You shouldn't even
You shouldn't even be
Sending 50 euro on glasses
To be honest
You're more of a like
Five euro girl
I know
I know
It's euro saver
Pound land land
I was on Lorraine
Last week
Doing the fashion stuff
There's a pair of sunglasses
250 from Primark
And they were the nicest
Sunglasses
That's where you should
Be getting your sunglasses
Were they though
Because I do think
There's something about
Sunglasses
That the cheap ones
I feel like
They don't have They don't seem to have The nice styles That I sunglasses that the cheap ones I feel like you know they don't have
they don't seem to have the nice
styles that I like in the cheap ones
they're amazing I mean your eyes will probably
burn out of your head but they look
amazing yeah you're not getting any
eye protection yeah that's fair
yeah swipe up are you doing you're working with Primark
now obviously no I'm not actually
working with Primark
they might have an issue with the last sentence.
I'm up in Scotland, so I'm having the time of my life, obviously.
I would like to say, and I think when I whinge about hangovers,
I think it's important to point out the good days, right?
So I woke up this morning.
I'd had three hours sleep.
I was very disappointed in my actions last night.
Had a great night.
Went down, had breakfast, and I said, you know what?
I'm going to take myself back up to that bed.
Had another three hours sleep
And I woke up feeling
Fantastic
Like I woke up feeling
Like I should start drinking now
I was about to have one
Oh dear
But I couldn't
But I couldn't get the internet to work
So I didn't have time
To pour a glass
I went to the gym
I went to the sauna
And I had a cold shower
So
Oh gorgeous
Yeah it works in both ways
I was thinking I'm becoming more wellnessy I did Yeah it works in both ways I was thinking
I'm becoming more wellnessy
I did more of that
Meditating yesterday
I got six minutes in
That's
I mean I was
Sorry that's actually loads
That's six minutes of
I don't know what meditation is
But whatever it is
Sitting still and
Having a good think for yourself
Yeah having a good think
Six minutes of going through
All the bits I need to get
Stored out
In my head
My shopping list
Done A cada order Done You know That's Six minutes of going through all the bits I need to get sorted out in my head. My shopping list, done.
Ocado order, done.
You know?
That's, have you spoken to your guru about this?
Does he know that you're just doing your Ocado shopping list while you're supposed to be meditating?
That's what meditating is.
I thought he was trying to find nirvana or like some sort of higher spiritual plane to hang out on or something.
Not ordering avocados and cured meats and my whole
family's just arrived in glen afric i don't mean to be rude but like you guys are being rude having
me here i haven't even said hello to them they just walked through the door well we were talking
so there's seven of us seven girls in an apartment in san sebastian this is so we all my school
friends we all turned 40 this year so this is like Our kind of Reunion holiday Yeah
And it's so funny
I was just talking
To one of them there
We were talking about how
Like we
Seven of us in an apartment
Like it's a lot
You know what I mean
Like there's always
People coming and going
And we're moving
En masse through the town
And everywhere we go
We need a table for seven
And blah blah blah
And San Sebastian
It's all kind of like
Pinchos and tapas
It's all kind of
Tables for two
Tables for two
Seven So anyway We were like it's gas Because of Tables for two Tables for two Seven
So anyway
We were like it's gas
Because Camille went for a run
And we're just kind of
Taking a little breather
From the gang
And we were like
It's so funny
We used to do this
For the whole summer
Like we used to go away
Three months together
Living in each other's pockets
Sleeping in suitcases
Upside down
Hanging from the rafters
Not a bother
Never a single moment
On your own
Never needed it Never wanted it just moving en masse all the time three months three months
i could still do that i'm that kind of person like i love living in people's pockets i was only
talking to megan my friend about you today and she was like where will she live in london when
she gets somewhere and i was like she's gonna be one of those people That wants to live on her own Whereas I couldn't think of
I would live with
Anybody
But live on my own
Well I'm only
I'm only at that stage
Not Joe though
Not Joe
No no one would live with Joe
I'm only at that stage now
When I first moved to London
I had to live with people
Because I was
So
Like on edge all the time
I was on the edge
The whole time
Because I was new
And I didn't have a job
And I needed people around me.
Now,
I'm going to give it a go.
I mean,
I might like it.
That's the plan.
You're going to live on your own.
Yeah.
And I'm 40.
I know,
but I think that like,
no,
like when I'm,
when Spenny passes away before me,
because he will,
when he passes away,
we'll make sure of that.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
He's on the way out.
I've been measuring him
for a while now
for his coffin.
All five foot two of him.
I'm going to get a discount
on his coffin
because he's so small.
That's the plan.
I'll tell you what,
I was doing a TV show
and they had small businesses on
and the small business
I've spoken about this
was the coffins.
Do you think I was missing a beat?
I asked for a discount,
he gave me a cheeky
little discount
and I got Spenny
his own coffin
he's ready
he's ready to go
so anyway
so when he passes away
it's more just like
a capsule really
because it's so small
it's just like
a basin
a lunchbox
we could fit him
into a lunchbox
yeah I could fit him
into a good sized
suitcase
like not extra large
just large
I could just
he squashed him in
before the rigamortis
sets in just twist him around on himself done nice sports bag but when but when he goes
i'm gonna move in with one of my granny mates so that might be you yeah i'll be i'll be waiting
i'll be waiting oh there's a bit of traffic do you hear that anyway um i'll be waiting. I'll be waiting. Oh, there's a bit of traffic. Do you hear that?
Anyway, I'll be waiting.
There is the fantasy of the nunnery where we all just move in together
into the same housing estate
or the same house or whatever it is.
I'd like the same house, to be honest.
I'd love it so much.
Tell me about the constant sweating in the face,
about the embarrassment,
about the milk moustache of sweat, all that.
Oh, no.
Constant.
Are you wearing foundation
All the same
No there's no point
There's absolutely no point
Can't even wear mascara
Sunglasses sliding down the nose
The whole time with the sweat
You have an idea
Of what you look like on holiday
And then the reality of it
I'm just like a big bag of
Cellulite covered in sweat
Everyone's disgusting on holidays
This salt spray for your hair.
Like, get lost.
No one goes around like that.
A beach wave.
It's like,
I look like I've been electrocuted
at all times.
Like, I've just pulled my fingers
out of the sockets.
The hair is out of fucking control.
I can't fake tan
because I just sweat it off
because we can't even sleep.
The apartment's so hot.
I look completely
Pasty white
I think I've got
A new varicose vein
No
It's like
Being
I do admire
Those women
That like
I saw one at the
Beach club
When I was in Spain
And she arrived
And she had this
And she had kids
I don't know
What the fuck
Anyway
She arrived
In this like
Amazing outfit
Her hair was definitely
Bouncy blow dried
And heels Heels To the beach To the beach Anyway, she arrives in this amazing outfit. Her hair was definitely bouncy blow-dried.
And heels.
Heels.
To the beach.
To the beach.
I admired it.
I just thought, you know what?
Here I am dragging myself out the door,
looking disgusting with my beard.
Western beard.
And you look amazing.
Hold on a second now.
Like, come on now.
You're pretty glam on your holidays.
I know you like to be relatable, but even Joe's nod nodding here now i mean anyone can put a bit anyone can put a bikini on
they can't actually sorry for getting dressed you're a bit glam on your holidays now do you
think i'm a glam person come on now yeah you're filling my ads Out with Arnold I am not
Glam on holidays
There isn't a brand
In the world
Would want to be tagged
In anything I'm talking about
On my holidays
So how long are you there for?
Couple more days
And then I go to Lisbon
But the Spanish women
I swear to God Like But the Spanish women I swear to god
Like they're perfection
Their skin is like silky smooth
Because they're wearing
And they know how to dress in the heat
That's the thing
I forget how to dress for heat
I'm like what am I over here
I don't know who I am
They have all the gorgeous
Yeah they have the kind of rompers
And so you can see
their ass cheeks
and they're just perfect,
perfect asses.
They're just perfect.
It's all the olive oil.
We should start drinking olive oil.
I'm sure it's the olive oil.
Is that what it is?
I think so.
That's why their skin
looks so smooth and soft
and just like,
It's so smooth.
Yeah,
it's so smooth.
And they're kind of like smoking
but it looks like
it's kind of actually
adding to their life.
They look healthier.
They're just like sitting around sipping coffees and I just, it's so chic like It's kind of actually Adding to their life They look healthier They're just like
Sitting around
Sipping coffees
And I just
It's so chic
It's the sun though as well
Like they get to live in the sun
Like when we're in the wet rain
For most of the year
In the darkness
I know
Like it just
It doesn't add
Or elevate anyone's mood
It doesn't
I'm not elevated
Until I leave
I'm flat lying
And then you're going to
Lisbon
You really are On your holidays On my holidays Doing a bit of lying And then you're going to Lisbon So you really are
On your holidays
On my holidays
Doing a bit of travel
And then I go to Dubai
Oh
Bit of news
You've sold Dubai out
No
Fucking no
No
So I'm putting on
A run of Prosecco's
In January
In the Borgosch Theatre
And they go on sale
Wednesday
Which is the day this comes out
So they'll be on sale
At 10am
Oh amazing
How many are you doing
I'm going to do six
Yeah
I'm going to do six
Borgoshes
Borgoshes is a lovely venue
I'm going again
It's a really nice venue
Oh yeah
Really really nice
You'll be dragged in
Yeah
No I'll definitely be going
It's a
I needed a change
I needed a change of scene
And it's still six
And then I'm
Then I'm putting myself
Out to pasture
I'm going into some sort of
Like
What would you call it
Not temporary
What's the opposite of temporary
No sorry
Temporary
Temporary retirement
Sorry
You're going out
Like the horses go out
The horses go out
From September to like
I don't know
May or something
You're going out
Like the horses
Do they
Somewhat
They go out
For the fields for a while or something you're going out like the horse do they something like that they go out for the fields
for a while
how come you're
always around
it's not September yet
I'll be sent out
in September
oh yeah
Spaniard has a little
patch of
a little patch of grass
outside for me
he just leaves me
out there
I'll come up
and feed you
a sugar cube
hey Vooch
we miss you
I love my body
hello and feed you a sugar cube. Hey, Vooch. We miss you. I love my body.
Hello.
Don't walk behind her.
Don't walk behind her.
She's been known to kick people in the face.
How's Lisb?
Oh my god it's amazing I don't know how I've never been here before
Did you have one of those tartlets?
No not yet
I haven't had a tartlet yet
I've never been
And everyone tells me to go
Today
Like it's stunning
It's so cool
Like
Really cool
Really trendy city
Love it
Obviously I'm thinking
Of moving here
Because that's what I do
I've heard though
That people say
That is really cool
I'm going to go
At some point
I need to do
Little city breaks
Like you're doing
Like just little bursts
Away
Without my children
Because I always feel
Guilty when I don't
Take them away
But I think
This is the year
That I'm going to start
Ditching them
So I want to go to Lisboa
And I would like to go
It's amazing Oh my god I'd come back in a shot Like I'd I'm going to start ditching them. So I want to go to Lisboa and I would like to go with you. It's amazing.
Oh my God, I'd come back in a shot.
Like I'm obviously checking like Hayes Price.
You know, that's what I do.
When I'm in a city, I'm really there
and I consider living there.
I do it all the time.
But it's not cheap actually,
but it wouldn't be.
But it's, anyway, yeah, absolutely.
We'd have a bar and they have tuk-tuks
And they can
They drive you around
The city and give you
History tours of the places
And all
Brilliant
Brilliant
Sure you'd know
You'd know all the history
From you by the time
I get there
I
I'm just back from Scotland
And sorry everyone
This episode is a bit
Mismashed because
There was no internet
Connection
Where I was
And Jo kept me
Sitting on the line
For 25 minutes
while my family were downstairs
there are going to be points
in this episode
where Joanne says
that she's in Spain
and Vogue says she's in Scotland
and then there will be points
where Joanne says
she's in Portugal
and points where Vogue says
she's not in Scotland anymore
so none of this is going to make sense
how modern
I'm in London now
well it will make sense
because it's just like.
None of it makes sense anyway, Jo.
I really don't think we should start worrying about that now.
Folk, this is why I'm moving back to London in September.
I don't know why I'm speaking French.
God, our French has really come on leaps and bounds since that trip to Canada.
I can tell you now like it's so embarrassing I
don't even have pigeon Portuguese like I've nothing like I don't even have like budgie
Portuguese I've nothing I can tell you a couple of words obrigado obrigado pela sua visita so that
means thank you for your visit yeah you're welcome yeah oh that was my point I'm moving back to
London to be with Vogue for
the sake of our podcast because like we have to do it in the studio together because this just
isn't working for us anymore. No it's not working for us anymore we want it to be better we want it
to be in the studio I want Joanne to be here because I don't have that many friends in London
I've got like I've got like maybe four or five people that I like to spend time with over here
but you you'll be my favorite.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Well, people are like, oh, where are you going to?
Because I'm going to get somewhere myself now when I go back.
And they're like, where are you going to go?
And I was like, beside Vogue.
I've nowhere else to go really.
I'm delighted that you're going to move beside me.
But where are you going to move?
I'll tell you what, right?
If you were really cool, you could move to East, but you're not really, like,
East cool anymore.
I'm just going to put it out there.
What?
I'm going to put it out there.
You're not, okay?
You're not.
People from the East
don't go to Lisbon on holidays, right?
They go to, like,
Tulum or wherever.
Do they, yeah?
Actually, I did get,
one guy did DM me
and he seemed very angry.
He's like,
stop being such a basic bitch
with your location choices
And I was like
Excuse me
I'm sorry
What underground country
Am I supposed to be going to
That no one else has heard of
Like what's the secret country
That cool kids go to
Everywhere's been discovered
Like come on
I'm not fucking Christopher Columbus
Joanne go to Berlin
And do your ketamine therapy
Over there
Or go to
I don't know
What's that other place
Copenhagen
Yeah no you're right
You're right
It's a bit obvious
Well I still want to go to Lisbon
Okay
Because I am a basic bitch
And I'm pretty happy about it
100%
I'm buying an apartment here
Let's do it
I am a mainstream Mary
Mainstream Margaret
That's me
I love a bit of
Mainstream
Me too
It's just easy
Isn't it
Like you know
I want to be on the path
More travelled
Not the road less travelled
Whatever that poem is
Exactly
I want to be on the more
Travelled one
So
That's so
Insightful vote
Because surely we just go
Where the other people
Went before us
Because they
Like why would we
We're not trailblazers
we we're sheep we are sheep I'm a particular sheep because I literally follow everything you do I'm
I'm going on your Africa trip just wanted to make sure you did it first and now I'm done because
you said it was good yeah I'm your um budgie and my hair died blonder to look like you I'm your
budgie in the where do they put the budgies, Jo, to see if they die?
If there's gas or something?
In the mine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your budgie.
Oh, that's desperate, the poor budgies.
Well, I don't think they do.
I think they probably have a more official system now.
Back in the day, they'd throw a budgie in
and if it came back out, brand new, it didn't.
Is it dead?
Weird enough, my brother found... My brother... and if it came back out brand never did it is it dead? weird enough
my brother found
my brother
my brother texted
our family group
yesterday
and he was like
I'm after finding
a budgie
a budgie
he found an actual budgie
I have the picture of it here
and he texted
so he put it up
on like some
some group
within their estate
that they have
and someone was like
oh that's my budgie
I'll pick it up tomorrow
and he's like
no like I'd really prefer
if you picked up
your budgie today
like no one wants a budgie
what did he think
he was going to do
fly around his house
shiting on everything
for a whole day
until he was ready
to collect them
that's so funny
I'll pick it up tomorrow
he was like
finally a night off
my god budgie sitting He was like Finally a night off My god
Budgie sitting
Will we read an email?
Please
I'm on a dial up
Internet here mode
We will read Joe's raging
I think it's so funny
Joe's about to lose his mind
Now I would
I would like to say
There is only one email
We really appreciate
Two
There's two emails
Oh there's two emails Okay fine Well we would like you To keep sending only one email We really appreciate Two There's two emails Oh there's two emails
Okay fine
Well we would like you
To keep sending in emails
Basically because we do
Appreciate them
Please send
Please send the emails
Or we've
Nothing to talk about
About us
What would we do
We could always do
That dial up connection
Voice that you're doing
For like half an hour
On the pod
Just
Well a lot of
A lot of those
A lot of the agony ants
They just make up their own problems
So I mean if it comes to it
We'll just write our own emails
I'm not above that
Do you know what
I have a shit load of problems
That I can unleash on you guys
Once I can say I'm a non
I'll be happy to like share my problems
I'm a non
Oh sorry
A non I'm not sorry
Do you know that
When Spenny and I were doing our pod
He was like why does this a non person
Keep mailing in
He did not
He did not
Oh my god that's amazing
That's really funny
I was thrilled
That's really funny I think was thrilled. That's really funny.
Okay.
I think there's a lot more to discover in the world of pathetic separation packing,
or PSP, as it should hereby be called.
A couple of years ago, I found out my husband had been shagging
the woman behind the bar at our local pub.
They've since moved to an island where there are only six people.
Long story.
What?
Okay.
Anyway, like everything,
he managed to turn it around on me.
Apparently, it was my fault he was cheating
because I didn't ever tell him he looked nice.
Thirsty much?
After he'd had...
Do you know what Spenny said to me the other day?
He was like,
darling, are you ever going to instigate it? I was like was like well if you ever gave me five fucking seconds to get in there first
i might i know you're like there's no window there's never there's no room there's no room
sorry i was i was brushing my teeth and didn't immediately start trying it on so you didn't get
it in there first i have the same with Alan
With phone calls
He's like
Are you ever going to ring me
And I'm like
You ring me all the time
Like I
You need
I need space
To have something
To happen to me
To ring you about it
Like
Do you know what I mean
My mum Sandra
Would never
Ever
Ever ring me
Like I think even if I was in hospital
Very very sick
She still wouldn't ring me I have to ring Sandra Sandra does not ring me Like I think even if I was in hospital Very very sick she still wouldn't ring me
I have to ring Sandra
Sandra does not ring me ever
Yeah no you go we go to Sandra
Sandra does not come to us that's always
That's Sandra she's
That's who she is
Pat will however ring Joanne
Oh my mum said
Will she what she sent me a meme today
She sent me a TikTok reel So we, she sent me a TikTok reel.
So we obviously can assume she's also on TikTok now.
She's sneaking on the TikTok, yeah.
P. McNally, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, no doubt.
But she sent me a TikTok reel with someone going,
if your mother isn't the most annoying person on the planet,
is she even a mother?
And mum sent it to me and she goes
I know how annoying I am, I even annoy
myself. And I was like, well at least you're aware.
I love you mum.
I feel the same about myself
quite often. Okay, after
he'd had his little strop, he went upstairs
and packed his suitcase. Except
it wasn't a full-size suitcase like we had
in the loft. Instead, he'd packed
two kiddie suitcases that we had in the loft. Instead, he packed two kiddie suitcases
that we had under the bed.
One Power Rangers suitcase
and one Rapunzel one.
No.
After he'd left,
I realized that one must have been full of socks and boxers
whilst the other was apparently full of t-shirts.
He hadn't taken any trousers at all.
He'd also left his toothbrush, razor,
the steroid cream for his bad
skin and his glasses. Ooh, that was a dig.
He managed to
remember his aftershave, though.
Priorities. I love
the thought of him turning up at her house with his baby
suitcases, smelling great with terrible skin
and unable to see anything further than
too free to front from.
We don't need men like that. Fuck them.
I'm now much happier with a man five years younger than me and fun to film. We don't need men like that. Fuck them. I'm now much happier with a man
five years younger than me
and an adult suitcase.
Go on.
Yes.
I love that.
I love that story.
I feel empowered.
What a loser.
I feel empowered.
And you know what?
I'm happy he's living on an island
with six people
because I only watched the band
She's a Finish Aaron
the other day
and I wouldn't like to be on an island.
And that had like Hundreds of people
I love when
Someone
Leaves someone
And the person they leave
Is like
Good luck to you
Do you know what I mean
I love that
When that's the attitude
It's like
See you later loser
I love that
I love it
Yeah
I hate the begging
I'm a beggar
Yeah
Of course it is
It's important
To prioritise yourself
Rather than
Now I would say
I'm a beggar as well
But like not all the time
There's been quite like
Not for main relationships
I haven't been a beggar
No and I
Do you know what
I'm only referring to one relationship
Where I turned into a beggar
And I
That version of me
Is kind of gone now
It was during a strange time
In my life
Anyway
It's for another podcast
I think
There is a time
When you can get out
Of the begging though
Once you gain control
And don't like
Obsessively text
Then you can control
And you're like
Oh God
Just text me again
Even though you know
Fine well
That you want to send
350 texts back
Hold back Hold back 15, 20 texts That's fine You're like, oh God, just text me again. Even though you know fine well that you want to send 350 texts back.
Hold back. Just hold back.
15, 20 texts.
That's fine.
I remember one of the girls one night, she came home.
It was back when we were using land, like we were ringing mobiles off landlines.
And we were on a night out and she was seeing this guy at the time.
And she was, it was like on and off all the time.
And she was mad about him
155 missed calls
she sat on the floor
and pressed
redial
redial
redial
and he woke up
the next day
with 155
hi girls I can't stress enough that I'd really appreciate if you kept this anonymous okay Hi girls
I can't stress enough
That I'd really appreciate
If you kept this anonymous
Okay
Hello Anon
Of course
I'm 26
And have been in a relationship
For about 5 years
With an amazing man
Oh
We live together
And have been engaged
For 3 years now
That sounds quite nice
The thing is
I'm not happy anymore
Oh
Yeah
He has done
I know.
Oh, no, I hate when that happens.
It's awful.
See when they're too nice.
Oh, God.
Fucked up.
Our souls are our souls, but if you're too nice, you're also an our soul.
There is no winning.
There is no solution.
There's just no winning.
That's my attitude.
I just feel like I don't love him anymore.
I first realized this when he wasn't looking forward
When I wasn't looking forward
To coming home
And seeing him
Or I never missed him anymore
When he was out
We have had our whole life
Literally planned out
In front of us
House, marriage, kids
The problem is
I don't want that anymore
With him
Do I break up with him
Or do I stay with him
Because it makes sense
Financially
And for our future
No you can't stay
Because you know what
Do you know what as well
I would say
I've been in those situations
Before where the love
Just don't
It just
Like the love
Just fizzles out
It just goes
Like
The love just goes
It just goes
And it's actually very hard
To leave a relationship
When there's no real
Problems as such
You have to be quite brave
I think
To go
No this isn't right.
Very brave.
Also...
But you feel guilty though.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
It's horrible.
Breakups are the worst.
It's horrible being broken up with.
It's horrible being the one
who's doing the breakups.
But also, you have to think as well about him.
Like, he deserves to be with someone
who's mad about him.
Do you know what I mean?
And you deserve to be with someone
you're mad about.
But he also deserves more, I think. That's what I'd say. That's how I see it. I think mean And you deserve to be With someone you're mad about But he also deserves More I think
That's what I'd say
That's how I see it
I think that you're
Going to be doing
Yeah I think that you're
Going to be doing
Everyone a favour
Yourself and him
At the end of the day
It's going to be really hard
It'll be really hard for him
But then he will look back
And realise that he
Shouldn't have done this
Yeah you'll meet
Someone else
Everyone always
Everyone always seems
To meet someone else
Everyone
And you'll
And do it before
Do it before you get married
because the chances are
you'll probably end up
leaving them anyway
at some stage
and
and I'll tell you what
not
not joking
it's not
going through a divorce
is not nice
it's not fun
it's really embarrassing
it's just like
crap
if you can avoid that
avoid it
like the plague
she also wants to add
that her sex life
isn't good
and she's not satisfied anymore.
And now she's getting to the stage
where she doesn't like the idea of even having sex with him.
Yeah, you see, that's when you know.
That's when you know.
I remember one time, like, kind of pushing my ex off me.
Physically pushed him off.
I was like, I can't.
I'm sorry.
I just can't.
Can't do it.
Like, I just.
Oh, God. So it's horrible when it gets to that point. I know. Pushed him off I was like I can't I'm sorry I just can't Can't do it Like I just Oh god
So it's horrible
When it gets to that point
I know
And you don't want to
Get to the point
You know I think
That you're in a good position
Because you're only 26
You've been together
Five years
You haven't cheated on him
Which would absolutely
Break his heart
So I would say
Have a really honest
Conversation with him
And it's the best thing to do
Absolutely
It is
It's that horrible thing
She won't do it now
It'll probably roll on For another year or two But it's gonna have to to do Absolutely It is It's that horrible thing She won't do it now It'll probably roll on
For another year or two
But it's
It's gonna have to
It's gonna
The writing is on the wall
And it's like a bandage
Try not to do the longer boy
Don't do the longer
I know but don't do the longer boy
It's like
Even though that's what
Joanne and I like to do
All the time
But just try not to
Be less us
We're emotionally immature
So if you
If you
Can kind of harness
As much emotional maturity
As possible
And it does sound like
She is very emotionally mature
Like even to be engaged
At 26 I think shows
Like you know
That's a certain type of person
You know
So
Yeah
She obviously
And she obviously cares about him
Very much
But like I say
Once the whole like
Oh my god
If they touch me
I'm going to vomit thing
Comes in
Like that's when you know It, it just has to go.
And it becomes, you become, I found with that guy that I was talking about, I was, it was like, I was a bit like mean to him.
Like, do you know what I mean?
I was a bit dismissive of him because he was annoying me so much.
And that's not fair either because he's a really good person.
Anyway, sorry, this isn't about me.
Because he's a really good person.
Anyway, sorry.
This isn't about me.
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