My Therapist Ghosted Me - This Shade of Green Is Not Nice On You

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this week, find out why Vogue was indisposed and learn why Joanne can't be trusted with white carpets!If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Do you know what Vogue? I've had a lot of people say that they can't tell the difference between me and you. So I think we should start. Oh I get that. Yeah so I think we should at the start be like hello welcome to my therapist goes to me I'm Joanne and when I when you don't hear me speaking it's Vogue speaking yeah so sometimes Joanne speaks when she doesn't speak then I speak

yeah exactly Vogue Vogue here you're on your third buddy Mary yeah let's not focus on that are you okay hun

are you okay hun Jo I was chatting to Vogue during the week and I was like she was like how are you and I was like

oh well I'm doing this this and this and I was like how are you and I was like oh well I'm doing this this and this and I was like how are you and she was like oh well the kids and this this and I've got norovirus and she just threw it in like it was nothing and I was like is that not literally like having leprosy like is that not like a really big deal well you know what it is like having leprosy because

nobody wants to be near you I got home yesterday and I thought Svenny would be so excited to see me. He didn't touch me. Lying in bed last night and he's like, do you mind just moving over? And I thought,

you're an absolute cow. But it's so contagious. She got it on the Sunday. Theodore and I were puking together. It was very bonding. All night, Monday night, like I mean every hour. And like he was puking into a bucket and then i was

puking in the toilet and then he's like mommy the bucket i had to run back between pukes and then i got ahead of myself and i thought on wednesday i was like you know what i'm better i'm better now and so i did some jobs and stuff and about five o'clock at night i was like right i actually have to go back to bed and then i spe spewed all night Wednesday and then had to try and get home on Thursday. It was honestly, honestly, hell on earth.

The smell of puke in my house, in my hair, on the white carpets, Joanne. I don't want to leave the nori virus alone completely,

but I spilled so much red wine on my mum's carpets this week that I was like, when I have my own gaff, I just need red carpets. I just need, they'll be like, what carpets do you want? And I'll be like my mum's carpets this week that I was like when I have my own gaff I just need red carpets I just need they'll be like what carpets do you want and I'll be like

Merlot carpets I just need Merlot carpets please it's everywhere I don't even notice sometimes I spilt it and I'm not even drinking it I don't even know

where it's coming from Joanne listen I got white carpets with kids you can have white carpets with your spillages there's this thing right called Fibre Seal this is not an ad by the way i paid for it in my house and you can basically he showed me like tricks with it so it's like you cover all your furniture you know that white

cage downstairs that i let you sit on it was very kind of you thank you if i hadn't fiber sealed jimmy would not be allowed in that cage no i'd be sitting on a shower curtain joe that's what she does when i come out she lays shower curtains out in the ground of the tables and all in case I leak it's like Amber though Amber has to have

plastic cups she smashes everything like I can't my mom gave me a wedding present with these John Rocha glasses

they're still in the box because Amber's now over here and I just don't take them out around her because she just breaks shit and I'm like I bought myself my Soho home glasses they were hidden from you too you probably

found them though I probably drank them and Amber can't use them you probably actually do you know what there's a lot of wine left in the fridge I was very surprised I'm only one person there's only so much I can do you didn't do as much damage as I thought you'd do that's so kind of you thank you but do you know that I was cleaning your

carpet in your room like on the daily with the toothbrush I was absolutely fucking terrified that I would just exist that my mere existence would leave a stain

on your aristocratic perfectly white life that I used your carpet cleaner from downstairs and I was just I was scrubbing bits of dirt out of the carpet that probably carpet cleaner from downstairs and I was just I was scrubbing bits of dirt out of the carpet

that probably never for like years because I was so scared Joanne you've never you haven't listened to what I've told you you cannot use

carpet cleaner on the carpet if you spill stuff you've got to get the carpet cleaner people in like she usually puked up strawberries

I said I'm ringing Nigel Nigel's coming to fix it not that Nigel a different Nigel so what about the nori virus the nori virus yeah so it lasted ages and it just was like you know it's just it's so lonely mine like was in the middle of the night both nights the first night was fine because Theodore and I were puking together but like that's when you're meant to sleep so you're so tired but like I haven't I still can't sleep lying down because the heartburn

I have is I thought it was like, honestly, I thought it was hot blood in my throat. I was like, oh my God, is that hot blood? It turned out to be puke, but I thought it was hot blood. So I've been lying sleeping, like sleeping upwards. I had to do it again last night. Spenny wouldn't touch me last night. But then I said to him, I was like, I was looking at him and we were watching a program and there was like sex scenes in it. And I was like, bet you anything you'd have sex with me now, but you wouldn't touch me. He was like, oh yeah, yeah, I would. Yeah. I was like, well, we were watching a program and there was like sex scenes in it and I was like bet you anything you'd have sex with me now but you wouldn't touch me and he was like

oh yeah yeah I would yeah and I was like well we're not because I feel sick 100% I remember having sex with one of my boyfriends

we weren't he wouldn't talk to me we were in a fight so he just rode me silently looking out the window Spenny was angry for that last night he's like

yeah he's like this does not mean you're forgiven but like he'll happily ride me but just no eye contact just staring out the window I'll prod you don't touch me

don't fucking touch me this is out of this is not born from love rest assured this is functional and you're still in the bad books oh stop but no I'm okay today everyone wants to be friends with me again today which is quite nice this is functional and you're still in the bad books oh stop but

no I'm okay today everyone wants to be friends with me again today which is quite nice another thing about puking when you're pregnant is little bits of wee

come out so when you're mid like you know that real deep puke and then like you pee a bit and it's just like this is just so unfair

why is this that's all Theodore kept saying as well because he's never he wouldn't remember the last time he had the pukey bug so he kept just being like so unfair why is this that's all Theodore kept saying as well because he's never really he wouldn't remember the last time he had the pukey bug so he kept just being like why is this happening what is this has Theodore realized this it's kind of a dark question but has he realized you and Spencer are going to die yet no he does ask a lot about dying questions so like i mean he's so obsessed with animals and

then i was showing him this video of uh of he sometimes is an antelope those antelopes like they don't last long and like one of them got balls while i was like oh they're just playing well let's turn that off but like that's kind of inevitable how did you i don't i don't want to frighten him but like i like because I saw a picture of my dad the other day and I was like look that's my dad he's like where is he I was like he's dead he's gone to a farm

he's gone to the farm for daddies you sent him to the dad farm I tell you what if he was alive he'd be going down to the farm I remember the first time I realised my parents are going to I don't know how I copped the farm i remember the first time i realized my parents are gonna i don't i don't know how i copped it but i remember the night so well that i realized my parents were gonna die and i was inconsolable i remember my dad when you realized your parents

were gonna die yeah yeah yeah when they realized that i don't know what i must have been young and i remember my dad being like it's not gonna be for a very long time which was a fucking lie he was trying to be positive three years later gone fake news but no but lying bastard no but I'm just lying bastard

no but I was just wondering I was like isn't it fascinating like the moment the kids realise things you're like I know

I know I think I was more upset about Santa than the the death thing is now only Vogue we've a lot of kids

we've a lot of we've a very young audience I don't I don't I think if anyone's letting their kids listen to this did you see my mom by the way she posted on my post no it was on her video about uh your gi for a gallop i'm glad i don't listen to this very naughty and i said it's not for you mom and she goes that's for definite you need to wash your mouth out with soap I'd like to know where you learned all this

so I said you used to say it all the time that's where I got it from never it's a terrible word she's do you know my mom's

that's the way she sounds by the way and she's actually from five minutes down the road from me but she's picked up some kind of country accent

for some reason do you know what's so funny is I was only thinking about this the other day one of my mates he doesn't like do you know we's so funny is I was only thinking about this the other day one of my mates he doesn't like do we all do an impression when we impersonate our mother

it's like this heavily Irish don't be saying that not at all and he was doing this like he was doing an impression of his mum and he was talking about her like that

and I just said where's your mum from and he went the Netherlands she's not even Irish and he'd given her this Irish mum accent thing

that we all gave and she's Dutch she doesn't even have an Irish accent you do now the Dutch accent that's

when Vogue starts making a sweeping statement about nationalities me and Jo are like start the editing machine like start the editing machine Jo start the editing machine

cut it, cut get the scissors I was watching this video because you're meant to be going to Russia I assume that's off I'm going straight to the source I told you I'm doing a collab with the Kremlin I was watching a video on him the other day, right?

And it's all about the Ukraine stuff. And he's talking about how his army won't defeat the US or the Ukraine. And then he's literally like, his voice is kind of, but he's talking in Russian, obviously. But it's quite frightening. And they had this alien kind of music under him, which made it more frightening. And he's kind of like like we won't beat the Americans obviously but we have

so much nuclear weapons and it's like he's all talk it's all dick swinging it's like it's pee it's pee I call it peacocking

he's just peacocking I wouldn't want to peacock with him well I'm going I'm going to Moscow like I've been trafficked by my agency I'm going for money

like it's I'm not sure you're going to Moscow. Like, I've been trafficked by my agency. You know he took it. I'm going for money. Like, I've no choice. I'm not sure you're going to be coming back. What's that noise, Joe? Is that me? My fan's running a bit hot as well.

Oh, no, no, Joe. No, we do want you on, Joe. No, we need you. I need you. I can reduce my input volume. If you just reduce your personality, that'll be great.

Yeah, sure. there'll be nothing left when I opened my wardrobe and it burst open it was actually Spenny's wardrobe well it was honestly like a for a second as well I was like

oh my god are these clothes I forgot about it was all these like pinks and like shiny pink stuff and, I was like, oh my God, these clothes I forgot about. It was all these like pinks and like shiny pink stuff. And I literally was like, oh my. And then I realized it was all your stuff. It's like you've left a gold mine in that house. I have.

I'll be going to collect it. Don't you worry. You're going to be a few bits short. You should have locked my room because Amber was up there. She took a couple of bits. Did you find, did you open any of the suitcases? I didn't even know there were suitcases. Yeah.

There's three suitcases hidden around the house. Oh I saw one under the stairs. I thought it was Megan's. I was given this. And I say inverted commas. The Wicklow Street Clinic. I go in there for facials sometimes. You're when Jenny is sound.

And. Yeah. When I say. It's 100% a vibrator. Pretending to be a facial exfoliator, I took it out of the box. Like it has different levels of vibration and a huge paddle at the top. Joanne, you're lucky I didn't go through your bags.

You're lucky I put a towel down on your couch because... I tell you, I needed the shower curtain that day when I realized what it actually did I was like exfoliator I keep meaning to message

Jenny being like I know what you did there like it's better you just call her out in the pod for giving you a vibe apparently that's

what they used to do back in the day they would call them like women's back massagers or like women's hoovers and all this shit and they were just flat-out vibrators anyway thank you to the Wicklestree clinic yeah thank you I'll send one my way too um it's in a suitcase under your stairs help yourself you know those massage guns that everyone has oh yeah I had a go at that how many people have tried I wouldn't say that that would be like a go at that. I wonder how many people have tried. I wouldn't say that. That would be like a battering ram.

But I wonder how many people have had a go at that and been like, oh, this might work. And then just like punch their whole vagina in. I tried a fog. I had to put my clit in a sling. I had to send it to one of those ice cream smash phone shops after I was like come here to me

my clitoris is now in seven pieces and it needs to be put back into one you wanted more clitorises and now you got them blame the massage gun shop like they should be clear about what it is I wanted to talk about something now

I know it was like not last week the week before but we didn't get to talk about it Valentine's Day was that last week? oh no that was last week actually we didn't get to talk about it. Valentine's Day. Was that last week? Oh no, that was last week. Actually, I don't know.

That's what I got for Valentine's Day. The fucking norovirus. Do you know what really like, like, and it comes out worst on occasions like this. Like the Kardashians, they're obviously the worst at it ever. But like when people just post like, oh my my god look at all the things my boyfriend got me i'm like shut up no one wants to see that shit i saw um some there was something posted i don't know if it's true or not that there's some zoo in japan where you can buy a cockroach and name it after your ex and then feed it to one of the animals that's a nicer gift to get somebody

like post things like that on valentine's day We don't need to see your 70 grand's worth of flowers. Kardashians. Absolutely. What do they do with those flowers though? They obviously just all go to waste. I don't think I've ever been like had a Valentine's Day in a romantic sense. Ever. I've never, no one's ever done anything for me for Valentine's Day.

I had flowers sent into Vicar Street on Valentine's Day saying love Brian the ex-convict so I don't know if that's I mean obviously if he was really an ex-convict I'd be trying to get in contact with him but I'm guessing it was a joke that's like a shadow flying for you now well I used to be in prison oh really tell me more

yeah yeah yeah yeah but you not find that on Valentine's Day like did you not see all those posts where it was just persistent posting of what everyone got off their partners and it's like, I don't care.

Poor Spenny, though. I was talking to him on the Sunday and he was... Sorry, loaded Spenny is how you should start all those conversations, not poor Spenny. It doesn't even make sense

to put that... It doesn't even make sense to put that word in his fucking name. He actually doesn't even know what that means. Loaded Spenny was saying the other day. So Loaded Spenny, right? I was talking to him about the Sunday night.

So it was Valentine's Day on the Monday, I think it was. And I got him a really nice jumper and it was coming on the Monday. And I told him about it. And I was like, and did you get me something nice? And he was like, I did. I did. It arrives tomorrow. And I was like like better not be flowers

I was like the last thing I want is wasted flowers you know I'm going home on Thursday it better not be flowers and what showed up flowers

Vogue you have a very toxic relationship with the floral industry one minute you like them then you don't then you're telling everybody you don't like them

then you're not getting them then you're giving out again make up your privileged mind do you want flowers or do you're telling everyone you don't like them. Then you're not getting them. Then you're giving out again. Make up your privileged mind. Do you want flowers or do you not want flowers, Vogue? I want flowers, but not the flowers that are going to go to waste. And I got sent these amazing flowers for a job. And then I had to go home the next day. But luckily, I was able to redistribute the flowers.

Because I don't want them sitting in a house where no one gets to look and enjoy them. So I would like to say, again, because people have stopped sending me flowers because I don't want them sitting in a house where no one gets to look and enjoy them so I would like to say again because people have stopped sending me flowers I love flowers just not the day before I'm going away

do you know what I missed last week you're not going to believe this shit you're period you're pregnant again I can't I can't

I'm not doing it again I'm not doing it again I'm not doing it again I think this might be I think this might be the last time especially after this last week so I

years obviously after school I tried to get into Trinity that was my first choice of college because I like obviously I was completely out of my mind

when I thought I was going to get in there anyway so I didn't get into Trinity College but the last while there's been a there's been I didn't get into Trinity College but the last while there's been a there's been a back and forth between Trinity College and Louisa so basically I'm getting an award in Trinity College I know and I actually didn't post about it because I was like

someone's taking the piss out of me and I made Louisa like we've been doing this deep dive for ages to make sure that it's not like a piss take that I'm actually getting it but I missed my award on Tuesday because I was puking but like I'm actually getting it. But I missed my award on Tuesday. Because I was puking. But like Vogue. I'm not being bad. But like. I could be offered an award from Harvard. It doesn't mean anything.

Do you know what I mean? Like it doesn't mean anything. Yes it does. Yes it does. Okay. It means that I basically have a degree from Trinity. It means you've been given a free award from Trinity. Without ever having set foot in the place. I've been in Trinity.

Quite a few times you walked through to get to the DART station it's a shortcut we all know that you haven't actually attended the university

Joanne you know I'm always happy for you and your accomplishments and this shade of green is not nice on you I'm sorry

Dr. Williams what if they awarded you do show us none of Do you show us your... None of your business. Show us your scroll. Please. I can't wait to attend your lectures.

What time will you be performing your lectures at in Trinity? I'll be there. You're just so jealous because I actually saw a video about you this morning about taking seven years to do your pissy arts degree in UCD. So go fuck yourself, girl. Dumbassass how dare you I had stunted

development problems as you well know Vogue as you well know seven years you could have been an actual doctor to do a three year degree

yeah apparently I'm getting a bench in UCD with my name on it that's stupid sorry at least it's a tangible award something people can sit on okay what is your award

shove your bench from UCD up your arse I'll take Trinity any day what is the award please I'm not discussing it with you no come on I want to know I want to know what the, I want to, I want to know what, what is it? What is it?

A doctorate in brillo pads? I want to know. Okay. It is, uh, the, uh, the,

I can't find what it is. Hustler of the year. Miss, Miss Williams is a role model and inspiration and a certain sort of broadening perspectives of members in our society. The Ali Proleo Award. Don't miss out. This is an award that Joanne McNally will never receive. She can shove her

bench in UCD over ours. I cannot believe Trinidad You give someone a bench when they die by the way. They're not even giving me a bench. I just by the way yeah they're not even they're not even giving me a bench I just

I just said it because you were getting them word I think they're I think they're going to name an ashtray after me in the smoking section

oh that's very funny you can stub your Marlboro out in Joanne McNally there you go what an honour oh yeah that's where I'll that's where I you can stub your marlboro out in Joanne McNally there you go what an honour oh yeah that's where I'll stub all my cigarettes out thanks

I got some there's Joanne talking about Vogue's smoking and drinking so funny Jo I've started just like rotting Vogue out I've just started lying about shit that Vogue does

in the show so I can't I don't I don't I don't give anything away but so far she's like a

kleptomaniac chain smoker alcoholic people love it Vogue people clap and stuff people just want to see my downfall you're alright Joanne

you look alright what's been out what's done all up my life she looks good yeah like it's shocking to everybody

sitting there having a bloody Mary and she still looks like that can you just like not dry ride your husband while we're working is that cool or I have been stuck in

as I know you have which I was actually surprised at because I don't really think of you as watching that much telly really because you're so busy but I was saying

have you watched Pam and Tommy and you were like absolutely I think you're further ahead than I am oh I'm finished I love it

I'm up to date it's yeah I'm obsessed unreal now what do you think because the question is so it's about their sex tape when I say it's so good by the way Joanne when I say it's so good it's obviously shite like it's not like it's not gonna win awards or anything like that I'm sorry say what you, but the transformation of those two actors. I've never seen anything like it. I'll tell you what though.

It would give you a really bad complex because I wouldn't want to go back to the old me. Those makeup artists deserve an exhibition like in the Tate. I've never seen art like it.

Like it's insane. But her body and everything like she's just like transformed. Her body is insane. That's probably why we like it so much because she's such a ride in it. How do you get an ass like played out?

Like how do you just get an ass smooth like that? What do you do? Like how much squatting do you do? How much squatting are you? Are you getting electrocuted in your sleep? What's going on? I'll tell you what. And it makes me really

sad to have to tell you this some women right like men some women don't get cellulite they don't get any they have none no nowhere not not a wrinkle to be seen on their arse nothing probably even when they tense their bum there's probably no wrinkles either are they lizards I don't know but it's not fair so her her ass is perfect. Her hair like how much Oli Plex is in that like I mean I'm sure obviously your one's hair in the show is a wig but when I was thinking about the amount of bleach that Pamela was putting in

I was like she's just insanely hot insanely hot and then your man Tommy Lee he's not a looker in the show. Did you see the episode where his dick was talking to him yeah I didn't really like that bit

but his nice Willie if that was his real Willie you'd be happy with that I quite enjoyed that but then he definitely had like

that would have been like that was not just natural Willie that was either Willie that's had a little handshake or Willie that's after the full handshake

well I mean it was talking to him come down Willie it was having a conversation handshake or Willie that's after the full handshake well I mean it was talking to him come down Willie it was having a conversation with him so I'm guessing it wasn't a real dick as in like

no but like his natural state the dick when it was just normal I don't know apparently I don't know she's a ride I actually really like it

and I kind of like Pammy like as a person oh yeah she was painted very well now two things one I immediately wanted to hit job straight a person oh yeah she was painted very well now two things one I immediately

wanted to hit job straight away two oh yeah Pamela did not consent to this firstly she did not consent to her sex tape

I didn't realise Jo did you know the sex tape was stolen I just thought they leaked it yeah it was stolen it was stolen by I did try and find it I couldn't find it

I couldn't find it online Vogue you need to pay your fucking staff because I'm sure your safe is full of videos wanking yourself off

in the bath drinking milk and if you don't pay your staff that's gonna get out there and you'll be mortified I'd really hate though cause like I feel like theirs

would be so nice but mine would be like you'd have the odd like hint of cellulite and stuff like a normal person I don't actually have one I haven't done one but I actually I couldn't find it I don't know if it's still available Jo not being a creep but because it was stolen material you'd kind of think that it would be taken down no so Pamela Anderson had a sex tape stolen of her so at the time she was completely violated and now it would be

full blown illegal right it was illegal at the time but now it would just it wouldn't even be shared like it would be hot topic so now

but the show's been made again without her consent so is I feel kind of unethical in a way it feels like it's unethical to watch it yeah but it's a show

based on her life it's not necessarily like all the facts of it so like there's so many loopholes around it you can you can kind of do that I know but

and they have done it but I'm saying there is there is a level of voyeurism too there is a level there is an ethical issue there

you're like she didn't want the sex tape the sex tape was stolen she didn't want it out in the first place she doesn't want a show made about the sex tape

and yet we're it's all back I'd say though since she's seen the show, she's probably kind of happy about it. No. Because she comes across really well in the show. No, she's fucking raging. She doesn't want to watch it.

She doesn't want anything to do with it. She doesn't want it to be made. Do you know she's on her, like, fifth divorce? Now, I'm not going to say anything just in case, but, like, that's a lot of divorces. I was going to say, those in glass houses should not throw stones. Listen, my glass house

is currently smaller than hers so I can throw a little pebble she's a woman after my own heart she married her was he her gardener her bouncer her bodyguard I think

her bodyguard during lockdown because he this is this is what the problem is with modern dating and yes I am coming up with my fourth Bloody Mary

however what I will say is there's too many options Pamela Anderson is an amazing example of what happens when you've no options you just marry or hook up with

whoever is in front of you it's like watching telly you have too many you have too many channels there's too many options yeah but I think she's actually just a real sucker for kind of falling in love

and just thinking the next person's going to be the greatest thing in the world when they turn out not to be but I really want her and Tommy to get back now. No, he was really abusive towards her. Was he?

Yes. Yeah. So the show presents them as this massive love story, which I've no doubt they were, but you can tell. And he punched her in the face when she was holding her child.

Heather Locklear said the same. She was married to him before. He was abusive to her as well. Oh my God. Yeah, he's a dick. Gross. He's a dick with a talking dick. And they were too good looking for him anyway.

I feel like they're the machine gun Kelly and Megan Fox of their time. And then we haven't... Yes. We haven't really seen that level of like, look how in love we are. Look how sexy we are. That was very much the vibe at the time. And then we haven't really seen that level of like look how in love we are look how sexy we are that was very much

the vibe at the time and then we haven't really seen that since I don't think it was kind of like though Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton do you not remember that

yeah that was kind of weird as well but Machine Gun Kelly and and your one are kind of it's just it's a bit much like if I was her kids

I'd be like mom seriously get a grip it's like when someone kind of their career like a lot a part of their brand

is how hot their sex is that's kind of the vibe yeah I suppose you know I suppose but still I'd love to be in one of those

oh you will Joanne you just don't have any time at the moment like how could you even go on a date now I'd love to be at the Brit Awards with my boyfriend

who's like an extra in Carnation Street and we're just like so hot everyone's like ugh I had another incident with a taxi driver

I was about to get into my taxi on my way to Dublin right and the taxi driver was like you're that one and I was like

yeah and he was like from that ad that ad the fairy and I was like yes yes yes driver was like you're that one and I was like yeah and he was like from that ad that ad the fairy and I was like yes yes yes he was like

I always find it fascinating when I look at you and your top lip never moves and I thought what cheers yeah he was slagging off

the way I talked well do you know what's so bizarre that as you say that there's a delay on the screen and your lips are not moving and that is very discombobulating i feel like maybe okay look

there we go there's a test it doesn't really move that much but what does it have to do the top lip show me your top lip when you talk go on the fact that he's paying that much attention is it the fairy ad yes yeah there were three women at my show the other day and they were very funny but they were like are you doing are you doing alright

are you doing alright are you making you're making a couple of bob are you making a couple of bob and I went I'm making a couple of bob I'm doing Grant and they're like

and Vogue's doing alright isn't she she's making a couple of bob on the fairy ad isn't she she's making a couple of bob is that a couple of fucking bob a couple of fucking bob

she's making she's making a bill a billow She's making a couple of bobs. I said, a couple of fucking bobs. A couple of fucking bobs. She's making, she's making a bill, a billow bob. She's making billions of bobs. She's making a couple of bobs. I love it. Stop, stop. They're a wink.

You're making a billion bobs. They're a wink and I'm like, she's making a billion, she's making a couple of bobs and not very odd. And she's like, she's alright, she's making a couple of bobs.

I love Irish people. And the two years, you're kept busy now, you're making a couple of bobs. You're kept busy. It's great you're busy and you're making a couple of Bob. I went, I went home to my house, right? It kind of scared me a tiny bit because there was a couple of letters there, right? There's actually something there for you. Uh, but I know the person who sent that, so I know where that came from. Um, but there was a couple of letters and they were just, they were just addressed

Vogue Williams Hoth and they got to me and they got to my house and then I went down to the gym where I train and there was something

left there and it's like it's very kind but it kind of scared me as well I was like I don't want people going to my house

I remember Ardal O'Hanlon Joe he was Dougal in Father Ted and yeah very funny he's such a lovely man he's a great comic lovely man Ardal O'Hanlon Joe he was Dougal in Father Ted and yeah very funny he's such a lovely man

he's a great comic lovely man and I was chatting to him once and they would literally write someone would post a letter to him from the UK

and it would say Ardal Ireland and it would get to his gaff it's kind of amazing but it's also funny it's amazing Dara O'Brien

used to have this great bit about how do you remember when we used to write posts when we were younger about like English people mightn't get this

we'd write our address in normal sized font and then Ireland in capitals do you remember that yeah I still do that do you not still do that

it's so weird what's that about and Dara's bit was like just get it to Ireland they'll know what to do from there did you ever see Kim Kardashian's

no I've never seen anything no no I saw hers years ago Not even in a sexual way By the way I watched the sex tape Not in a sexual way

Yeah yeah yeah I feel like we should touch On the Kanye stuff But there's so much Kanye I also think I think that man is Like he's having an episode Like let's be real I think that he needs like, he's having an episode. Like, let's be real.

I think that he needs like the people around him to say stop. But I actually, do you know what? I feel really sorry for Kim. Cause she's like on the receiving end of that shit all the time. And if you ever break up with somebody and you're trying to get them back, just do everything like the opposite of what Kanye is doing. Because like,

he's trying to get her back but he is like fucking scaring her like just like yeah but now I'd be poor kid cootie and all these people are just getting thrown under the bus as well he'd have won me back now I will say no it's a bit much for me to be honest but I have said to Spenny I was like what would you do if I dumped you and he's like oh I'd get you back oh I would oh yeah there's no way oh by the way there's just no way you could never break up with me

and I'm like oh Kanye oh my god there was another bloody there was another bloody yeah the headline the headlines I got

I know she's handcuffed to the radiator in the basement and if you don't let me in now I'm going to call the fucking guards I need to collect my shower curtain yeah I'm going to call the fucking guards I need to collect my shower curtain

yeah I'm here to use the Peloton so then Spenny you know last week we were talking like we say some things on the pods and they turn into a headline

all the headlines this week with my name on it it was like it was like Spencer to dump Vogue right after birth that's literally only when you read into it because remember i was like he's going away oh fuck it was on i was on the other pod um but he's going away like straight by the way so you have to come home because he's going away two weeks after i have the baby but like he's filming something

amazing so he has to go away and it's like I'm actually willing for him to go away. Cause it's going to be so amazing. But, um, but yeah, all, all the headlines this week are like Spencer to dump Vogue. And I was looking at it. I was like, Jesus, what do I not know? I'm getting a lot about you now, Joanne. I had a great one during the week. Joanne has panic attack after taking concoction of white wine and energy drinks. I was like, what a basic bitch overdose. Like,

how, like, how white woman basic bitch. Chardonnay and Red Bull. That's my overdose. I got one about you today. Joanne McNally says she learned a lesson following panic attack

on stage what was the lesson? yeah her lesson was to not drink three cans of Red Bull oh also Joanne thanks for writing on Instagram that I had syphilis

well the people need to know Vogue can't do the pod on time because she has syphilis Vogue I'm not going to lie for you anymore okay that's just the way it is now I'm just not going to

lie for you like thanks everybody for listening I don't have syphilis Vogue you don't know have you been tested for syphilis no you have not so let's not get ahead

of ourselves okay well if I do I got it off you okay thanks for listening well there's a Daily Mail headline.