New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Eagles Offensive Highs, Chiefs Mile High Lows, and A New Heights Halloween | Ep 61
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You want me to model it off for you? Do I?
My gosh, I got flippers the best costumes are the ones that just don't fit what isn't a fit because your belly button show in Jason
I don't remember King Triton's belly button show. Oh, you must not remember the movie
I don't remember King Trident's belly button showing. Oh well you must not remember the movie.
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We are your hosts.
I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my brother Jason Kelsey happy Halloween ladies and gentlemen
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Jason tell the people where we have coming up on this spooky episode
one us Jason tell the people we have coming up on this spooky episode.
Well, as you can see, one of us got the text in the group chat that it was going to be a Halloween episode of one of us didn't.
One of us won and one of us didn't.
I wonder who fucking guy we're going to talk about our week eight games.
We got a huge announcement about the official new Heights fan club.
Plus, make sure you're subscribed and stick around until the end of the show,
because we're going to be looking at some of the best new Heights Halloween costumes.
We saw this from this past weekend.
But first, as always, as always, as always, new news coming in.
Before we get to this new news, as you guys saw on our socials,
we talked about last week what our favorite Halloween candies were.
Well, we put out a social clip on the social mediums.
And you guys decided to voice your favorite candies.
And we thought it would be best to do a little taste test potentially in the
episode and figure out what is actually
the new heights of fishable Halloween candy.
Let's go dude, I'm fucking pumped for this.
And the way we're going to do this is we've narrowed it down to six.
I might throw in two more now because Travis didn't do anything so I might, we might have
some more time.
But we got, we got it down to six from your suggestions, the highest light from the
92%ers. We're going to taste one at the start of each new segment. And at the end, we'll
declare what is the official new heights stamp of the week Halloween candy. We're going
to start it right now with the, I guess, unofficial official holiday candy. And one that
obviously I cannot freaking stand. What could that be?
Kid corn.
Drab. What do you think you like candy corn? I do. I have a decent, I don't like a lot of it,
but I'm I'm messing with candy corn. Is this the candy corn of what our new heights 92%
has been recommending? Are you just straight up candy corn? I'm gonna get it to focus in. 92% of the brecumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumc It's good. It's sugar. I don't like sugar. It's frosty sugar. And I don't like frosting that much.
Unless it's mixed with other things. All right, we're gonna do it a little bit different because one of the things that I did two percent
I said, Trab is apparently a lot of people mix these with salted peanuts. That's gotta be East. That's gotta be East Coast thing.
We didn't do that in the Midwest. Well, I think
what people are getting that from. So I got a little bit of salted salted peanuts We're gonna mix that right now with some candy corn. I don't know what the right ratio on this is
So I'm just gonna eyeball it. Just go one for one man. And don't do a half do it
Oh, shit, like a fucking hand fully each
There's one thing too much candy cords too much. It's like too much frosting. You got to have the right amount.
How, what are we thinking?
What are we thinking?
It's definitely better mixing it with the nuts, for sure.
Well, sugar, salted sugar.
Like thing about it, you don't want to just eat regular, like frosting is better on cake,
not as candy corn, right?
So candy corn is better when you mix it with something else, i.e. nuts.
And peanut butter
But frost is still peanut butter frosting is banging. I would never here's the I would never eat this outside of
Tasting it. Yeah, like it being Halloween and it being like some type of festive treat
It's just a bowl of beer that's over here a bowl of candy corn
Just say it even if there was a bowl out and it was like a regular day, I'm not eating it.
It's not that good to justify eating it.
Another thing is all of essentially done right there
is just made trail mix.
Ooh, that's a good one.
And I think trail mix is overrated as hell.
I'm not a big trail mix guy.
I don't want trail mix.
If I want nuts, I'll eat nuts.
If I want M&M's, I'll eat M&M's.
I don't need to combine.
You'll let that hint in. RaisMs. I don't need to combine.
I don't need my psyche.
I don't need to combine M&Ms with healthy things.
And then be like, oh, I'm being healthy.
You've been all I'm still eating M&Ms.
I'll just eat the fucking M&Ms, all right?
I don't need to make a whole trail mix,
like combination structure to try and justify why.
No, I'm on a hiking trail.
So this is good for me.
I'll just eat the nuts, I'll eat the M& them. What do you mean it's good sugar sugar and energy?
What do you mean? Yeah, whatever I'm out
But you you went on a frickin hike of a you know
Century man. Yeah, I'm not gonna. Are you guys eating on mark?
Water boys. All right now water bowl man. What were we eating? I took a bunch of like cliff bars
Cliff bars. Are you fucking kidding me? That's a trail mix mush together. That's all that is
Yeah, but it's different because it's true. That's why this is this is the problem with
This is the problem with trimmings. There's no quality control when you go in
There's no guarantee you're getting a necessary amount of chocolate and salted
things and pretzels.
Just make it into a bar and I have consistent.
Yeah, for you.
You're the guy that goes to a nice restaurant and orders a salad and the salad isn't like
tossed or like broken up and you got to fuck it.
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it messes with like the texture.
Why couldn't you just make it easy on me, man?
I'm gonna look, I'm gonna look like an idiot trying to shake this thing together,
just making that dammit.
Yeah, so long.
Just never the same when I do it.
Fuck.
I agree. It does say differently when you have to mix in your own dressing.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know why it does, but it does. Because it's not pre-portioned. Oh, there we go. Those chefs have the portion
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Well, in other news, we're dropping another guest episode this week, that you're on Friday,
featuring my teammate, former Australian, I guess he's still, I guess Australian, but
still in the US.
NFL Off the Tackle, Jordan Milata.
I don't know what he's still, I guess Australian, but still in the US. NFL Off the Tackle Jordan Milata.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
I don't know what he's better at.
Being an offense attacker or singing, he's great at both.
But either way, he will be on the show this week,
on Friday.
Tell him.
Okay, it's good.
Which means we're our special video
that we're gonna do of our opponents.
We're gonna have to do in this episode.
Make sure you're subscribed to the New Heights channel
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so that you know when the guest episode is dropping,
even though we just told you it's Friday.
You won't want to miss our interview with Jordan.
Again, make sure you're turned in, it's on Friday.
All right, now this Friday is gonna be fun.
I'll tell you what, man, Jordan's been one of my favorite
like teammates of yours to get to know, man. Down at the shore, having some fun with them. Right now this Friday is gonna be fun. I'll tell you what man Jordan's been one of my favorite like
teammates of yours to get to know man down at the shore having some fun with them at the
celebrity bar crawl or whatever you guys call your
I don't even know if he has a name to be honest with you. Yeah, there you go that foundation of n Jason always throws at the shore with the Eagles Eagles autism foundation
I'm shout out to everybody involved. Yeah, getting to know him and see how he just takes over the energy in the room. Every room he goes in. Man, that's a fun dude. I can't wait to
chop it up with him. His charisma is electric. His story is electric. Yeah. Obviously, everybody knows
him as a former rugby player, never having played in the NFL or football before going into the NFL,
which you got to be a pretty big freak if you're going to be drafting the NFL or football before going to the NFL, which you gotta be a pretty big freak if you're gonna be drafting the NFL
without ever having played the game.
But yeah, I also wanna talk to you about rugby.
We talked about rugby at the Wiesco.
Yeah, rugby people have been all pissed off about what we said.
I thought we were more than fair.
No, yeah, I've gotten some requests.
So I would love to get Jordan's take.
And the rugby roll cup just took place.
All blacks lost to the spring box.
Jason doing your research, okay?
Yeah, I was the highlights.
I didn't, you know, I didn't get a chance to see the whole thing.
Yeah, let's keep to stay moving
a fan mentions of the week.
Some of the funnest times we have here.
First one is from Dan Band, the Dan Band.
The Dan Band.
Your singing was clearly a hit last week, Jason.
The Dan Band commented, this was fucking solid and not in the
swear, they're not in the swear jar.
I am. I'm handing over the band to you now.
So Jason, you are now lead for the Dan band.
This is now the Jason.
It's the Jason.
Yeah, there's absolutely no way I can feel those shoes. I love and appreciate the support Dan band, but I respectfully, yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Sky has his own career. I can't take that band down. It's too good. I can't take the, yeah.
Well, next up is at EJ K E U H and E I right now on Twitter new heights show I propose September second
Nine slash two be the 92%ers day. I see what they did there. We should make we should make nine two official or
Stick with February 30th like he wanted to make it make sense and actually have a day and Jason your idea was to make it
mockery of it. It's just to make it a make a play on it like oh, we deserve a day when that day will never actually come
That's great. I'm still I'm still on board with February 30th. I'm with that. Yeah, I just listen
I get it September 2nd 92 lot more thought put into it
It can be an actual day.
The whole point of this was that I don't want there to be a day.
Like it's supposed to be a joke.
Yeah.
If we make a day, he's on record saying he will boycott the day.
I'll boycott that day.
I'll boycott center day.
I'll boycott offensive lineman day.
I'll boycott Jason.
Jason Jason day.
Those days are all nonsense.
As well as today, there is one day Halloween that's actually happening.
Well, when you guys watch this, it will have happened yesterday.
But October 31 is also National Magic Day.
That's nonsense. It's Halloween. All right.
Nine two is World Coconut Day International Bacon Day.
Okay.
Well, I do love bacon.
If there's one day, I might celebrate it's bacon day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'll get on with baking day.
And a world beard day. might celebrate it's bacon. I'm not gonna lie, I'll get on the war with bacon later. And a world beer day, and that's nonsense as well.
You like, what do you kind of bacon
you eat over there, Jason?
Like, think bacon, you like crispy bacon.
I like bacon, if I'm being honest.
But here's the, you can't think bacon crispy though.
You should care if you do it right.
It's not gonna be as crispy,
but you can get the outside a little bit crispy.
It's hard up. Yeah. crispy, but you can get the outside a little bit crisp. Hard up.
Yeah.
Bacon is such a weird food because if it's cooked like perfect, I don't know that there's
anything better.
Like if it is the right texture for bacon, it is the dog commercial.
What were the treats called?
Bacon.
Yeah. That's exactly how I feel whenever I see bacon.
But if it's not cooked right, it's terrible.
If bacon is done wrong, it's the worst food out there.
Yeah.
Like undercooked bacon.
That's like floppy.
Oh, not floppy bacon.
You kidding me?
I'm not floppy bacon.
Not floppy bacon.
Floppy bacon to the worst.
I don't want, you know, if it's burnt too much, like, I don't just a little bird.
I mean, I'd rather have a little bit of burnt or flaccid bacon.
I'm taking burnt bacon.
Flaccid bacon.
Oh, damn it.
All right.
Well, thank you, uh, EJ for sending that in.
Uh, we're probably going to, uh, you gonna, respectfully decline,
92 being new Heights Day or 92% of the day,
and just keep it at February 30th.
February 30th obviously doesn't exist,
but there is a moment in time between February 29th
on a leap year and March 1st,
right when the clock gets midnight,
that you get like a fraction of a second to celebrate.
This is the lie. You do not get that.
You do. It's in between February 29th and March 1st,
which there's a time period where it's not either.
There's no time period. You go down far enough.
There's a time period that it gets, you know, you're
in the, uh, the microverse. But that's when February 30, you can time that up.
It's over. Hey, don't. This is all false information. No, it's, it's, it's there. How about
we just act like we celebrated it in between them midnight on February 29th is New Heisen. And moving on, thank you to all the 92%ers
who sent in pictures of myself and my posters
at the book fairs, the school book fairs.
That's actually really cool to see.
I see I'm up there with a few familiar faces
that I know, Arana.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty awesome.
Dude, this is so cool.
Like I remember only wanting to go to book fairs to look at the posters, you know, and
there I am. How about that?
Life, life, life hits you fast.
I think sometimes as a professional athlete, we lose track of these little things
that as kids you interact with every day, and obviously the book fairs are a highlight of our day.
One hundred percent. One to get books. Kids read your books. But also to look at the posters.
And it's just really cool to see that I don't know. You're on. I know it's just cool. I know you lose track of it.
It blows my mind sometimes, man. So awesome. What posters were on your wall? Well, I mean, we talked about air clindros.
Talked about having, you know, ironically,
I was a flyer's fan growing up.
I know.
I was, I was a huge flash fan.
We were an air clindros fan because you fell into
him and the Claire.
And the more and the Claire and.
Yeah, you actually fell in love with the Claire more
than Lendros. I feel like at one point.
Like you were a big player. When he went to Chicago, I think. Did he play for you? I feel like he did.
It was, I think it was Chris Chalios was another one. I was a big fan of, I was a black hawks in like
Flyers. I thought they had some of the coolest logos, which I still think the NHL has the coolest
fucking logos. I think coolest team names,. I had somebody just recently tell me,
not somebody, the guy Charlie Hall
who really is the mastermind behind the Christmas album
that's launching later this week.
He asked me this exact question
because he met the edge lead singer for YouTube in Las Vegas.
And that was the guy that was on his wall growing up.
Wow.
And he said it was like an iconic moment.
And I don't know.
The guys around my wall were Wayne Gretzky.
I had the one Wayne Gretzky in the New York Rangers jersey on the one wall.
Oh, yeah, baby.
And then on the other wall, I had Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa in like a dueling poster.
Oh, damn, I do remember that.
You were at 98 or 90?
Stay right there.
Yeah, it was there.
Watching those, going back.
They did that in, but.
Go on YouTube one day and just watch those home run derbies.
Owa, my life.
Never.
There was never.
Well, there was even not so hard.
I mean, the whole year of baseball,
that was the most electric year.
And you didn't have phones.
So everybody would wake up to see what, you know,
Stuart Scott or Scott Vampell,
Scott Vampell, Rich Eisen, all those guys,
you're waiting to see, okay, did Mark McCormore,
Sammy Sosa hit a home run last night and who's winning?
It was that type of race.
And it was the best year of baseball, by far, growing up.
There was those ESPN anchors literally fueled us as kids
and like gave us the love for sports.
And did it in a fun way, man.
I'll tell you what, man, I got all the,
I owe a lot of my love for sports to ESPN for,
and you know, how they went about their business, man.
But those fucking Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa years, man.
Damn, that baseball just hasn't been the same.
Well, Travis, pretty cool that you're on these posters
and hopefully there's a kid that's not reading any books
and you're his idol and you'll be really good
to football one day and it'll all pay out for.
Let's go.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Shout out to all the misfits baby.
Pfft.
All the little brothers. All right. Keep this thing moving. It's time for misfits, baby. All the little brothers.
All right.
Just keep this thing moving.
It's time for no-dom questions, but as it being a new segment, it is also time to try
a new piece of candy.
Oh, yeah, let's do what we got on this one.
Let's do nerds.
Let's do nerds.
We work more.
But it's not nerds, it's nerd clusters, right?
Yeah.
Suggested by at lease OS 90, 95 nerds, it's nerd clusters, right? Yeah, suggested by at least a S90, 95 nerds and clusters
or nerd ropes.
So this is where it has that little bit of gummy bear
in it, kind of keeping all the nerds together.
Yeah.
I can't get this in Zoom.
That's good enough, they got it.
This thing looks like something like Ottawa.
Dude, it kind of has the same look.
You remember like the Elasticop stopper?
No, the Everlasting God shop,
I had like that same book. You remember like the last stopper? No, the everlasting cops have had like these like very colorful.
Yeah, it kind of had that same shape of like,
oh wow.
Dude, those are so good.
I could taste it right now.
It's so much better than the candy corn.
No, it's not even close.
It's not even close.
You were saying it like you can't stand it like it's disgusting.
Like candy corn is whatever, you know what I mean, solid.
It's sugar, it's pure sugar.
That delicious treat right there. Now that's the fucking piece of candy. disgusting like candy corn is whatever you know it's solid it's sugar it's pure sugar that delicious
treat right there now that's a fucking piece of candy man these are dangerous I could eat this whole
bag this is good oh oh they say they're fucking bomb what do you think makes it about the nerd cluster
that's so much better like we grew up with only nerds nerd clusters weren't a thing right yeah
and as we yeah we got we got older ropes came in, which is just nerd clusters
strung out.
The clusters are the best.
Dude, those things are good. It's not too much anything, just enough. Those things,
they got to figure it out.
The nerds by themselves are always missing a certain texture to them. It was a little bit
too much of that harsh.
It would get that powdery sugar.
And then it would kind of like feel weird
in your mouth a little bit.
And like this is like, it's all hot
and I feel like five minutes
and go into the box again.
What?
I'm gonna go cross section here.
Man, that's a good piece of candy.
I'm not gonna lie.
And I'm more of a chocolate guy.
They got that shit figured out.
That's good.
So it looks like it's in the lead right now
when we get some no dumb questions brother. Alrighty
It's time to answer a few not dumb questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions
Just dumb people. That's right. And you're looking at two of them brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings
Let's go sports more
There we go. All right everybody. All Sorry. Our first no-dom question comes from
at Myra Christina.
That's pretty good. I would have definitely botched that.
What? No-dom questions.
What is the difference between a gemoke and a gemrony?
And can they be used interchangeably?
I'm going to defer this to our resident expert
and potentially like expert of the world on the differences between
Jamoke and Gibroni and Travis Kelsey. As easy as the only one I really know that's still using Jamoke.
Yeah.
And he's clearly outside of the rock, the most prominent person still using Gibroni.
So there's anybody that needs to answer this question. It's Travis Kelsey.
I use them interchangeably. I just, I feel like, Jamoke is more like stupidity,
Jebrone is more like,
you're just a fucking loser.
You know what I mean?
That's what I was gonna say.
And I call myself a poet.
I think that they're, they, they mean the same thing.
This is not me calling anybody else.
I call myself a Jebrone in a Jamoke more than I call anybody else.
For sure.
But I think, I think what you're saying is,
they both mean the same thing,
but the context in the way they're used is usually different like Jamook is usually used as either a self-deprecation or
a like light-hearted way of calling somebody like stupid or a fool, right? Whereas Gibroni is
the same meaning, but you're kind of taking a dig at somebody more than Jermoke is like 100% it's more like a offensive like you're trying to get
at him a little bit more with your brony. Is that accurate? I feel like you hit it
right on the head. So you didn't even need to defer that to me. Well,
for you use a more on to I've kind of picked up on the context. Yeah,
you're a fucking deboning.
You're a fucking deburned. All right.
Oh my gosh.
At Donald Ganon, 64, 26, no no questions.
What is a hard count?
I've heard commentators and people talk about it,
but I have no clue what it means.
Okay.
You want to get hard?
You are, this is your, this is your realm
and deferred this to you.
I've also been, I've also been outside more than anybody. Well, I've got a lot of full-serve. You want to get a hard you are this is your this is your realm and the first to you dude I should be
I've also been outside more than anybody well I've got a lot of full-sourced
team right now just being the only one fucking moving there's no worse feeling than a
false start on everyone but the center call oh yeah well if you're the center then
that's it's game on I'm excited to answer this question because I feel like
there are a lot of misconceptions about hard counts, silent counts, all sorts of counts.
So a hard count can be a number of things, but typically it is in a... All it really means is that it is not going to be on one.
Okay. Explain to people what on one is.
On one is. So every cadence, every team in the NFL has a set cadence that they use.
When we were with Chip Kelly, it was a very college centric cadence, which was just set,
ready to go.
And then you would run the play.
NFL cadences that have been around for a long time typically typically go color number, color number set hut.
Yeah. Some sort of that.
So it's usually some type of set, green 15,
green 15, set up.
Nice.
That would be on one.
And you snap the ball on the second set hut,
but that's on one.
Yeah.
Now, a hard count would be doing that,
but not snappy on one and hoping to draw the
offense off sides or defense offsides. So we're trying to trick them. Typically that ranges in either
numbers of two or three, which would be said, hot, green 15, green 15 said hot, hot, that'd be on two.
That'd be on two. Or you have on three.
Set, green 15, green 15.
Set, hat, hat, hat.
That's on three.
All of these things, I would argue,
actually when you do an on two or on three,
you're not trying to draw them off sides.
Usually those are just ways to keep them honest
and kind of surprise them.
The ones you're trying to draw off sides are usually double counts.
You're either trying to draw them off sides or get them to show their hand.
So their hand, which means if they're hiding a coverage as a defense,
we'll try and do to try and, you know, just get you off your game.
They'll try and disguise it in the beginning.
And as you get closer to the, say,
that you actually start to move into the coverage
that you're at. Well, if you catch them thinking they know your
count, you can get them to show their hand. So it's literally
just repeating that entire cadence that I've done now,
probably too many times.
Do we just do it once more time?
One more time.
That green 15, green 15, hot, and you're looking.
All right, safety's coming down here.
Hey, lucky, lucky.
All right.
That black 80, back in his hot.
And then you're on the, you're on the count.
I love, I love just the presence of feeling like
you're a quarterback and just you're looking at the beef.
And there's nothing in front of this guy
other than a wall right now.
And he was just scouring for the deep. I can see the really looking at the beef. And there's nothing in front of this guy other than a wall right now. And he was just scouring food.
I can see the safety coming down here in a three by one.
I can feel him.
All right, so we got,
we got that.
That's on two or three double count.
Then you have quick count,
which is trying to surprise the defense,
which would be,
sonot snap the ball.
Ooh, always get you, always get some.
Or first sound, which is set.
And you do all of this to, like you said,
keep the defense honest, so they're not jumping the snap.
They can't just, you know, think about just getting
to their gap.
They got to think about the snap count
and, you know, just gives them another variable
to have to work with.
And all of these cadences, there's typically either rules built in or just a way you do
it on whatever you team, it's always different.
Like the green bay packers, if somebody jumped off sides, they would always snap the ball
and run a free play regardless of what it looked like.
It seems like.
Yeah, 100%.
That was their thing with Aaron Rogers.
It's a little risky because if the center doesn't feel it at the right time or he's wrong,
then it's not a free play.
But in general, probably better to take the free play because you get a shot down the field
every single time.
He's going to shout, he's going to get a big time shot.
You know, one-on-one match up, too.
Yeah, it's a little bit more of a gray area and quarterbacks have gotten lit up sometimes.
Very rare because they're supposed to blow it dead. It's a little bit more risky or it's if you off the jump
off sides, the offensive lineman will reach out and touch the defensive player to get the
free five yards or typically how you see teams handle the defense jumping in a hard count
situation. And then you have sign account which would be there are no verbals, but there
are physical cues, whether from the center or guard or whoever,
that indicate when the ball is gonna be snapped,
and that happens in away games,
when it's too loud to hear the quarterback doing all of this cadence,
and there are the same with verbal counts.
There are essentially hard silent counts,
which would be on two or three.
There are double counts in silent.
There are quick counts in silent.
You get to the same things, but done more on physical gesture rather on cadence, rather
than on verbal cadence.
And ladies and gentlemen, that is why I deferred it to Jason.
Jason, it gets around the plot.
It was a great job.
It might be the best dumb question you've ever fucking answered or not, not dumb question.
I'm sorry.
I hope I didn't give away too many things.
No, you didn't sound dumb at all saying that. Yeah, and you told everybody what a lucky is.
All right. Well, that does it for no dumb questions brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.
Let's go sports bar. Well, all right. Let's tip some bold topics, 92%ers to wrap up week eight
in the NFL, starting off with both of our games. and we're going to get to our third candy Jason
since you're the only one that was
Genius enough aka you have kids and actually doing Halloween
The candy number three for for this topic is gonna be Reese's pumpkins suggested by Melissa bridge
5687 alright 87 What do you got man? I honestly is it just a Reese's shaped like a pumpkin is that all it is? just by Melissa Bridge, the 687, all right, 87.
What do you got, man, honestly,
is it just a Reese's shaped like a pumpkin?
Is that all it is?
Yeah, so he got the little,
it's like more of like a singular.
Oh, yeah, yeah, all right.
Yeah, those are, I mean, they're Reese's.
So I'm just, I think these are actually better.
I'm not gonna lie, I think these are better
than Reese's cups.
Is it more, is it more peanut butter?
I think there's more peanut butter in these.
That's what it comes down to.
It's a little thicker.
It's a little bit thicker.
Look at that thick bar, thick bar.
It might be the exact same.
It's not, it's just a different shape.
It's just a different shape.
That's all it is.
It's got more peanut butter I can't do.
You get more peanut butter on a bite,
but it's definitely the same amount of chocolate
and peanut butter altogether.
I guarantee you, can we please get,
take this to the to the judges?
You don't seem to excited. You were excited about the nerd rope.
Well, the nerd clusters, I just, that was a surprise to you. It was because I
don't have that very often. I don't know. I think I might have had those once before. I'm not a big
nerd cluster guy. Recies are like, I mean, this is a combination that is so tried and true.
And I've had these a million times.
We were around Reese's.
That was what I was talking about.
What's the first thing you think of with Reese's?
Go.
Ed Kelsey.
Ah!
Do it!
This is why we're fucking brothers.
There was probably a 10 year span of going in Dad's car.
Every fucking day.
You could not.
Every day.
There was always Reese's in that.
He never went to the gas station at the end of the street to just
stack up on two king size Reese.
And what else?
Die.
You can't make this shit up.
And that's an American father.
And if you try and tell me any different, you're fucking sick.
Road trips growing up were a standard stop every 45 minutes.
So the diet,
every time diet,
Pepsi and take a smoke on his pipe.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm not smoking in the car.
The kids are in the car.
I'm going to just veer off inside of the highway here.
Look like I got a flat tire, but just be outside smoothing that out of my body.
Shout out and shut up for quitting.
That was a ball or move though.
It was.
It was a ball or move.
Man, I'm gonna say, these are better than Reese's cups.
I'm just gonna say that.
That's the exact same thing, Jason.
You're just taking more peanut butter out of the bite.
That's it.
So you just like more peanut butter, that's fair.
That's a better concoction than a Reese's Cup.
Right, that's a fair assessment.
I like more peanut butter than I like chocolate,
so I'll take that.
God, that's so good.
I like just a good hint of chocolate.
I also like that it's got like a Halloween centric.
It's a pumpkin.
Like nerd clusters, it's just nerd clusters.
Like this is an actual Halloween specific.
Yeah, we made this for this, yeah, for this made up holiday.
Yes.
Well, slow your roll.
Well, it sounds like you're taking that over nerd clusters.
Melissa Bridge, 5687.
Appreciate you sending that in.
I'm also just a chocolate guy.
Which is a little biased, because I feel like I'm more sugar than chocolate.
According to Bo Allen, Candy is, you can't be chocolate.
Like chocolate and candy are two different categories
to Bo Allen, who used to be three inch and 20 pounds.
Who, what is he now?
300?
He's lost a lot of things, like 270.
He's on the list.
What?
He's lost a lot of weight.
Looking good.
Honey Bobo.
Honey Bobo?
Looking good. Dude, he was a massive. He looked like a frickin' just a big muscle Honey Bobo. Honey Bobo? Looking good.
Dude, he was a massive.
He looked like a frickin' just a big muscle.
Like there's no way is he like,
that he,
No, it's a definitely wasn't almost.
He looked good.
He wasn't, okay.
Yeah, he's a good looking man now.
Not right now, Bo.
But yeah, he firmly believed that candy
had to be like the sugary stuff.
Chocolate was not candy.
That's chocolate.
I'm putting it on there. I'm putting it on there. I'm putting it on there. I'm putting it on there. I'm putting it on chocolate. I'm putting it on one umbrella, but I think
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Let's get on our games Eagles
38 commanders 31 man. That was uh, that was a close one was very close
There was a close one divisional games man divisional games are always no matter how far apart teams may see seem.
They are always a battle, man, and initial thoughts from your second game against the commanders.
What do you got? Yeah, I mean, again, down to the wire, they were beating us for a large majority
of the game. I think the hope for a staff. Yeah, every time I looked at the score, you guys were
losing, and I was like, oh, no. They got up on on us quick and, you know, I don't say I'm high, man, when he's on, it was impressive.
It was like methodical.
You can sling it, man.
You can sling it. The fighting be enemies, man.
Yeah, but it was like typically, and I like when you're playing quarterbacks that aren't like
well known, if you make them drive the field and do like short dinkdunk passes
That's hard to continually do
Not for Sam how he was very
On point he was executing it. He was taking some shots occasionally, but a lot of it was just you know
It felt like it was death by a thousand slants like I'm like Jesus. What are we doing here?
Can we get into something for a slant? But sure, it's a lot easier said than none. I don't know more than a thousand percent
Yeah, all I do know is that Samell has played two really good games against us.
The commanders have played two really good games offensively against us.
IS Air could be enemy after the game, I'm like, Yo Brother, what do you, uh,
what do you see any be? How do we stop this? Like, what, uh, what are you doing to us? But they've,
they've kind of had our number and this is the way divisional games are, you know, our defense goes out last week,
shuts out the most explosive high powered offense in the NFL,
essentially outside of 10 points. And then the commanders, you
know, next week, come out here and they give us another hard
fought game. I mean, you know, the division games, I know you
that much more, they're always harder, regardless of how the teams are doing in the season. You know, they have a great defensive line.
They have great players across the board. And they obviously are usually a little bit more hungry
or both teams are to get an indivision win. And, you know, I'm happy with the way you fought.
We started out down, had two big turnovers in the red zone
that we're going to get to in a little bit.
I mean, you turn them all over inside the five-yard line choice.
It's going to be hard to overcome that.
And yeah, so, you know, I think, again,
we got to get the turnover stuff cleaned up,
we're harping on it, we're starting to do a lot better
in the red zone, which is good. Now, this last glaring thing, which harper on it, we're starting to do a lot better in the red zone,
which is good.
Now, this last glaring thing, which is the turnovers, if we can fix that, I think we'll
be putting ourselves in a lot of really good positions.
Yeah.
Well, you guys went down 14 to three.
At that point, why don't you give everybody a glimpse of what you guys are doing on
the sideline?
Like, is it a panic?
Well, it's a, it's a right not to, you try not to,
but is there like a sense of urgency?
Or is everybody locking a little more?
When you're, when you're down, two scores,
everyone is like, okay, we gotta stop fucking around.
It's time to get going.
You know what I mean?
Like, we can't afford to, and you're not like,
not thinking that way when it's not 14-3, but it changes
for sure.
But I think that the difference between good teams or teams that overcome these things
is, you know, we've overcome these deficits a lot.
So it's not a sense of panic, it's a sense of urgency.
And like we know that we can do it, we just got to go out there and start executing as opposed to, oh, I don't know how we're going to do this, which I
think some teams do have that thought when, when they haven't done that. And ironically, the whole
message from Nick Sierriani this week was like, was belief, right? You know, believe it in yourself,
believe in the team. Like Nick always has a certain thing that he's going to for the week to try and motivate the team.
I was just funny that, you know, the one thing he's harping on all week ends up, hey, we're faced
with this firsthand in a game where like, hey, it's 14-3, but we still need to believe that we
can overcome this and win and believe that the offense can get things figured out. Believe that
the defense is going to start going out there and getting the stops. And, you know, we kind of got tested with it. The week that he was really bringing it all up.
So, you know, I think that it's ironic that both of those there are coincidental, whatever
one is right, that it kind of happened within that same week. But either way, yeah.
Well, the Eagles offense put up season high. 38 points. Offense dominates.
Outside of those two turnovers, you were just talking about
Jalen played his best game so far, so to speak.
319 yards passing, the high in completions, passing yards,
and passing touchdowns with four.
And a passer rating of 135.7 if anybody is into that kind of shit.
I feel like we should know how passer ratings are figured out, but I have no idea.
I don't give a fuck up.
I could look at the completions, the yards, touchdowns and be like, yeah, that's a good quarterback.
I don't need a number to tell me his rating.
Jalen Hertz targeted AJ Brown in Devante Smith.
He was 15 for 15.
That man is just pulling up as soon as he gets into the gym dog, just shooting from half
court.
I mean, those guys right now are absolutely ballin.
They both combined had 229 yards of the 319 Jayland hurts through four and three touchdowns.
So Devonte Smith had 99 yards one, Tuddy. And after declaring it, AJ Brown
day last week, it actually worked.
How about that? Yeah. No, he's, um, he had now holds the record for the most
consecutive games with 125 plus receiving yards in NFL history, passing Megatron, Calvin
Johnson, which is every bit of LeBron stat.
But it is.
Yeah, but I mean, and then say it's the one of the LeBron stats that actually means something.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's pretty, it's pretty crazy.
He finishes with eight receptions for 130 yards and two tuddies.
Do you still get surprised by these performances at all?
No, it's getting to the point that you almost expected.
Like, it was not 130 yards.
How the fuck did you guys get AJ Brown?
Talked to Howie and Vrable.
I don't know.
I have no idea how that went down,
but I'm sure happy that it did because, I mean, dude,
it's been insane.
And he didn't just get like,
No, this stretches legendary, but he's,
No, but I'm just saying like this past game,
he didn't just get the record catching like wide open crossers, right? Like he got it
Mossing a guy jumping one handed behind him like it's
Insane like it's like man amongst boys. It's so insane and you saw it live and you got so excited that you
I'm gonna do what he just did
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like even on the playground?
Well, I feel like I've never seen you play playground football.
So well, when I played receiver in freshman football, uh, and also when I played
receiver in high school for like a couple minutes, I did actually
moss. There's a club out there in me, moss and somebody one handed.
So it's a two point conversion.
I'm not even.
All right. It's two yard pass. I'm not making this up.
All right, it's two yard pass.
Was it a fake?
Huh?
Was it a fade?
Was it a fade in the end zone?
Shut up.
I'm not making this up.
It was a two point first.
You are so making this up.
Listen, it's high school.
Well, I enjoyed seeing you do that.
That was funny as fuck.
Might have been catch of the year.
And not yours.
I think we know
what you're talking about.
Major Jones. Julio Jones got his first touchdown as an eagle. I'm not gonna lie. I saw number
80 score. And I'm like, who the fuck is number 80? And they're like, Julio Jones. And I'm
like, Oh, shit. Do you see the speed at which every single player ran into the end zone to
celebrate that? That does it. The height, man. They must be doing some right. She's a good
dude, man. I love that for you guys, right. He's a good dude man. I love that for
you guys man. He's one of those guys immediately when he gets in the building that you're just happy
that he's in the building. You're happy that he's with your team. He's been around a long time. He's a
great player. It's a great teammate and he's got a great personality so it's a hell of a legacy to
have right there man. Yeah everybody was excited when he made that catch. And a little bit pissed off because he kind of got it was a debatable shot to the head I think but ended up being a no-call.
They picked the flag up either way didn't face him got right back up and had a smile on his face so
I think we were all really happy that Julio got in the end zone. There's no question about it.
Shout out to Julio shout out to O8 High School Class. Stop the shove. Stop in the
shove, man. The brotherly shove sees its first defeat. You guys put up 38 points
of five tuddies, but there was one hiccup. The brotherly shove. Finally.
Not only was it stopped as a turnover on the one yard. You want to talk about it? You want to
just see it. You know, I think the exchange is an underrated part. We actually talked about
this, I think, last week, maybe or a couple of weeks ago on the quarterback's sneak. There's
a lot of movement while the ball is being snapped by the line. And in this case, where
people pushing behind you as well. So I think he just never really had the ball clean.
And I think that, you know, we gotta make sure
that we're secure in the football.
And that's it, I'm adding.
But between me, Jaylen, and all the movement that's happening,
we gotta get that iron out.
So frustrating because I think we probably score
if we do get the hand off there
because we got a ton of push
where we were trying to execute it. Yeah, it can't go anywhere without the football, that's for
Nanshu. Yeah, especially with how much success you guys have been having to have that outcome,
let alone just a stop that's a dagger early on in the game, man. And I also feel bad,
like I think that fumble gets labeled on Jalen. And like when it's
like a snap like procedural thing, I don't think that that's fair to put that on one guy. You know
what I mean? Like it's not like he got stripped of the ball. He just never got the ball.
Think of it this way. You know, somebody finally stopped it. So now everybody can stop bitch
in a morning about how the fucking shove is just so unfortunate so unfair.
Well, who stopped it?
Yourself.
Ourself.
It turns out the best way to stop the from brotherly shove is the Philadelphia Eagles.
It's the only way.
Where gloves that look like the left guard and how about that?
Off sides like there's only certain things they only so many things you can do
Yeah, well you guys have officially done all of them no shot taken no shot taken
No shot taken hey
What's up?
And there was another big moment the Bradley shove in the fourth quarter
So it wasn't just that fumble. It was the fourth quarter and as baby. Why would say you guys are sneaky
the fourth quarter and as baby why would say you guys are sneaky.
That's a real sneaky. You guys fake the brotherly shove with an end around and
basically walk into the end zone. I mean, I was waiting for that one. That one's the one that you know, I mean, you got to, you got to keep it honest, you know, and, and sure enough,
you guys picked it at the right moment, late in the game with 150 left and secured the W with that one,
as my dog swift, got real swift on that one.
The commanders did score a TD after that though,
and Eelahs were then in a possession of needing
to recover an on-side kick.
Yeah, it was one of those where,
I don't know if we were in,
oh my gosh, I forget what we call it,
but essentially like, hey, four men in there. Four men in oh my gosh, I forget what we call it, but essentially like four minute first down, you know, first
down the game because the first down would have been game over if we don't score touchdown. I mean, we were already up
seven points going up 14. Hey, that's a hard one not to just go and punch it in like it's different when I think you're it's
within one score still, right? But once it gets to like two scores, it's like, all right, it's harder to have a full
career. Yeah, there's it's yeah, but at the same time, so what Jason's talking about is
there's a there's a mode that we go in as an offense that we don't necessarily want to score
a touchdown. We want to end the game with the ball and not give the other team the opportunity
to score a touchdown and then get a crazy outside kick
and get another possession to wear.
You know what I mean, if we can control not even giving them
the football that late in the game,
we'd rather put it on us than to trust,
you know, the football gods and put it in their hands.
I think it was McKinnon in the Super Bowl.
Yes, 100%.
Like that's exactly what we did at the end of the game.
And listen, we would have far preferred him score touchdown and give us the ball back
The potentially go down to win the game. Yeah, because that gives you more of a chance
Yeah, 100% the Jets actually didn't do that against you guys and gave you guys an opportunity late in the game
and we were in
The mode the opposite on defense where it's let them score let them. Yeah. And the jets decided to walk it in.
I wonder if the commanders were in. Do you think that they were in let it score? Probably not third and
one. I mean, if I'm knowing Eric Bianne me third and one, they're probably like, hey, defend the first
down. But if he gets the first down, it's probably if you're smart, let him score. Yeah. Because
if you don't let him score, then the game's over. Forget it was third down. Lebron's stat of the game, Jalen Hertz has 10,000 passing yards
and 2,178 rushing yards. In his career, and joins Josh Allen, Kyloy Murray, Cam Newton,
Russell Wilson, as the only players in NFL history with at least 10,000 passing, 2,000
rushing in their first four career start seasons. So how about that? It's good. Lebron's and that is as Lebron has said, we could ever
get it. Shout out to Jaylen though. He's playing this, he's playing great football, man.
And if you're ever in a Lebron stat, I mean, you're in, you're getting compared to
Lebron. So yeah, it's good there. Up next for Philly, man, since we're dropping the guest
episode Friday, let's, let's hit the Eagles next
Opponent. Oh, you guys got the Dallas Cowboys staying in the division man headed to the the Cowboys are headed to the link early thoughts on the game
You you guys already played the Cowboys once or not yet not yet. No have not played him yet
And I mean do the Cowboys
Outside of the 49ers game have been pretty much the hottest team in football.
They are.
They've been playing some good ball, man.
Jack Prescott is playing great, which when the quarterback is playing well, typically
means the offense is a function pretty well.
Yeah.
They got great players.
They have a great defense.
Their defense align is star studded.
Obviously, everybody knows Michael Parsons and in and and the Mark Lawrence.
OSA is having a big year, one of their detacles. It's gonna be a hard game, we're at home.
Yeah.
Which obviously looking forward to getting it going
at the link.
It's a big game for us, it's a big game for them.
And it's gonna feel that way for Doncher.
Oh yeah, NFC East Showdown baby.
Cowboys been playing great football.
Michael Parsons encouraged the Cowboys fans to take over the link, which is impossible.
I don't think anybody can take over the link.
It's pretty packed with eagles out there.
Yeah, I mean, listen, those are going to be Cowboys fans in attendance.
They still get a certain amount of the tickets to come to the game, but yeah, I think I think
it's going to be
pretty green in the building if I am a Batman. Yeah. Which you're not happening. Zero percent.
Unless, unless, uh, a, a, what's a, yeah, unless there's like some like contagion or something that
magically makes every Philadelphia and sick in the city of Philadelphia
Probably not I'll tell you what though. There are there is that one feeling of if
They were to win all the Eagles fans leaving and the Cowboys fans still being in there cheering and chanting and
Doing all that hoop rod like that would be that would be the only chance. So it's not zero. Gosh, I need to think about that.
Yeah, well that's different though.
It's not taking it over, that's like staying.
Well, yeah, come what you want.
I guess so.
Either way, let's hope that neither of those happen.
And yeah.
Well you're in for a good one brother.
I can't wait to see that one.
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This one is your fourth candy which is Kit Kat.
As we move on to my game, this will probably be the only fun thing to talk about is the candy at the
top of this topic suggested by Starkeest. KitKats, give me a break. I think it has a better
jingle than a taste, but it's whatever. Who doesn't like chocolate wafers? That's a good
candy. Yeah. Do you remember when mom used to bring home the actual like wafer with like
the frosting inside?
What was your favorite one?
There was it was like Neopolitan.
It was like chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ones.
I remember what it was called.
Good.
I think they were just called wafer's or some shit.
Either way, kickats are classic.
You can't go wrong with them.
I'm not gonna lie.
Fam favorites.
That's their way.
Kickat is probably my go to the vending machine candy.
If I'm getting candy, I see Kit Kat and probably go and Kit Kat.
But it's going to be hard pressed to say that's better than that Reese's pumpkin.
It's just a little bit more decadent.
Like Kit Kat is a little bit more like a wafer with chocolate.
So it's a nice crunch to it.
Yeah, but it's a little bit of a lighter feeling.
Yeah, that is a punch.
Yeah, that is a punch.
It is a decadent treat. Well, you just said it. You're taking the
Reese's pumpkin over that. So shout out to star keys. All right. I got a 92% as a thought
that was that was on the board. All right, Trev. We got to do it. We got to talk about
it. Yeah. Broncos 24. Chiefs nine. Fuck, that's embarrassing, man. What are your initial
thoughts? What do you want to talk about? I'll let you just talk. Phil, awkward during the game like we couldn't get anything going.
You're talking about that sense of urgency on the sideline. It didn't feel like we had too much of that.
And when we finally had that sense of urgency, turn the ball over and get it ripped right out of our hearts.
Our defense is playing their tail off, man. And for us to keep turning and over,
putting them in bad positions and then saving our tail,
it's getting real one-sided.
And I don't think I've been in a situation
where we've stalled this much, like, as an offense,
throughout the year, definitely at this point in the season.
We got a lot of guys that usually figure out
how to get this thing going.
And you know what, it's a, it's just frustrating, man. Not putting up touchdowns, week after week after week is it's good. It's good. It's good. No, the watch. I know it, chiefs gain them. I know it is.
It's not like what we've been in past and we got the best, they're my mind, the best offensive
mind in the game. We got the best quarterback. So this is
It's unacceptable and we all feel that way. So don't think that we're not in this thing
feeling the urgency
We just got to go out there and freaking do it and
You know, it's a it starts with not killing ourselves, man. I daggers, just guys running the wrong routes, guys running the wrong routes, guys not
making blocks, guys dropping the football.
It's frustrating and it's a challenge.
It's a challenge at this point in the career, not only speaking for myself, but it's a challenge
at this point in the season to get this thing right right now before it gets out of control and it gets really bad.
One of the things we wanted to do this week was attack. As it often feels like we're on the attack.
Like don't go in there trying to feel the game out, just be on the attack.
And I think rewatching that film, Denver just had a lot more energy.
You know, I think they looked at that O115,
the last time, 15 times we played them,
and went into that game a little bit more hungry,
bad, and that's making me sick to my stomach to feel,
or even say, but I think we gotta have a good check,
especially on the offensive side of the ball,
and that's what we're doing.
We're just talking about it today. Everybody's looking
each other and the eyes trying to figure it out and trying to make sure that we do this
thing the right way, man. And just not necessarily burn the ships and everything like that, but
definitely circle the wagons, man. And keep this thing tight and it every single time we're
in that building, keep getting better. Because that's, and it's, I was a pretty embarrassing game.
And at least for myself speaking, my coaches and my teammates don't deserve that out of
me for sure.
Well, I expect nothing less than ownership from, from your tribe.
And I think you might be being a little bit hard on yourself, but that's the way you
got to be in this league to make corrections.
We talked about it last week.
Divisional games are hard.
Being on the road is hard, especially when that on the road is my high.
You know, one of the most notable home field advantages in the NFL.
And even though you guys had won the previous 15 or 16 times in a row,
it doesn't mean that it's going to be easy. And this one wasn't. They,
their defense did a great job. You guys handed them a lot with the turnovers. You went down early
and just were never able to recover. Unfortunately, even though it was a one-score game
for the vast majority of the fucking game and our defense is saving us right now, giving us a chance.
What did the Broncos defense do in particular that caused you guys?
Like, I know Pat was sick before the game and it had been reported.
They had the flu or something like that.
Do you think that, um, that was that serious?
Did you expect him to play?
I expected him to play.
He'll hit that guy.
He'll play through everything.
He doesn't care.
He's one of those guys that he just likes to play this game and he's the most accountable guy on the team. So, does there anything they were doing in particular that you guys feel like, you know,
you really just
Should have done better against or is this mostly
Intrinsically just say we just got to fix what we got to do. I'll always give credit
No, we didn't score a touch single touchdown. So they were definitely doing things that
credit. No, we didn't score a single touchdown. So they were definitely doing things that that slowed us down or made us take our feet. But I think that when
you watch the film, everything's correctable on our side. It's it's not that we
don't have the guys who we don't have the scheme. The right plays are being
called and guys just have to execute. That's what's frustrating, man. That's
what's frustrating is that we're not executing and we we hold ourselves as
standard, man. Well, the Bron frustrating is that we're not executing and we hold ourselves as standard man.
Well the Broncos' defense finished with three sacs,
two INTs, two fumble recoveries.
And as you said, to not give up a single touchdown
and as you've also mentioned,
there was a bright spot on the day for the Chiefs
which is their defense continues to be stifling.
They finished the game with six sacs,
a fumble recovery.
George Coloptis notably forced a big fumble
before the end of the first half.
Justin Reed, man, he won't talk about getting a good jump.
He blocked that 38 yard field goal.
Dude, it was so electric, so electric.
And then we get the frickin' momentum in, man.
Yeah.
See, it's plays like that where you got to just feed off
of that as a improvement.
Yeah, you got to keep the momentum going.
Put that on, I put that on me as a leader, man,
to keep this thing rolling after a group and put that on. I put that on me as a leader man to keep this thing
Rolling after a huge play like that man. That was I mean J. Rees been playing this ass off
As a safety one of the best safeties in the league right now, man
And you get one of your playmakers that make a huge play like that. Keep it a one-score game
You talked about this as well the turnover battle
Chiefs finishing him with five turnovers three in the first half and
I mean I wonder if there's
I wonder what the most amount of turnovers a team is still one a game with because five is probably
outs like has there ever been a team that's turned the ball over five times a one a game. I'm sure
there has man it's football man. The Los Angeles Rams and the Chicago Bears are tied for the most turnovers in a win with nine turnovers.
God.
Boy, where are we at?
Did you imagine that?
That's unbelievable.
I'm on the face.
Get me out of here.
Are you kidding me?
That's like you only get like fucking ten possession.
You're over there.
Yeah, like what the fuck?
That's amazing.
Yeah, I was going a lot of deep into touching things.
Don't look so bad now.
You know? We only had five.
I don't even fucking lost.
God.
Sorry.
Yep.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
What do you think was the key to that?
I mean, how many?
Sorry.
I only saw about half the game because I was on the bus.
I saw me call puncher out.
That was unfortunate.
What did, what were the other turnovers?
I don't even know.
There was a late interception, which was like a fourth and fucking 30
Yeah, I'm gonna react to that. I just do up to give it a chance. Yeah, he was giving a chance. Yeah, it's just you know
It's all correctable, you know, I think just
keeping more focus on
You know
what's the prize and that's the fucking football and making sure that at the least we keep it in our possession.
Feel to play feel position to get three points instead of just handing them the football.
All these things you know whether it's early.
A key moment like all that is it's it's just.
You have to lock in no matter how big the moment gets on taking
care of the football man.
Listen, you're pretty much saying the same thing.
Coach Reed said in his post game press conference, five turnovers.
I think that's the obvious problem.
We handed them 17 points.
We gave them really off of turnovers and great fuel position.
Similar to what you're doing right now, big red, I take full
responsibility for it. I saw things this afternoon. I haven't seen from the guys. That's my responsibility
to make sure they're right. We weren't right today. Another guy taking accountability,
Miko Hardman after the game, tweeted, I lost this, the game got to be better. That's on me.
And Tweet did, I lost this the game. Got to be better.
That's on me.
So I don't know.
As somebody from the outside looking at it, that's what you want to see.
You want to see everybody taking accountability on their stuff.
You have to, man.
You have to.
That's a mark of a good team and it's a locker room that's in a good spot.
So fully anticipate you guys getting this stuff corrected.
Well, it's never won play.
It's always an accumulative of everything.
So, McColle, I love you for saying that.
It came, but it's on us.
It ain't on, it ain't on just you, man.
Any final thoughts?
You know, I was thinking about this
going into the building today and yeah,
it was a, it was a sour building.
It was not a lot of high energy.
Guys, we're, it weren't, it weren't excited
about the performance we just had and knew that we were going to get
a good old talk into watching this film.
I still felt the determination to get better.
I still felt the high energy.
I felt the sense of urgency already just in the Tuesday to find ways to be more accountable. And you're you're gonna have growing pains. You're gonna have
moments throughout the season that challenge you. And like your boy Rocky said,
you ain't about how hard you can hit. It's about how you can get up and do it, right? It's about
how you react to all this. You can get hit and keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All that good
shit. Looking back at all the years that we've had
There there's always been a moment where things get real challenging or the things that you've been
Harping on finally catch up to you and you you either fix them or you don't and I think this is one of those moments throughout the year where
You know, we're going into a huge game next week against the dolphins in
Germany, a lot of commotion, a lot of extra added kind of Super Bowl-like media, and to focus
in on the job at hand is going to be so fucking critical, man. And this is a point in the season that's either, you know, going to make us feel and be the
team that we think we are, or it's going to get even tougher.
Because right now we're tied in the conference with a 6-2 record for the number one spot.
And we got a tough division opponent.
We still got the Raiders twice and the Chargers one more time.
So it's just that point in the season
or that point in this team's season
that we gotta get this thing fixed right now.
Yeah.
And it's enough talking about it.
Like my guy, Coach Maggie says.
But before we move on from this game,
let's get to the level of bronze stat of the game,
which maybe is not the game that you wanted to
Set a record in or feel that you played well enough to set a record in I guess but Travis Kelsey now has
100 consecutive games with at least three plus receptions the longest streak by any player in
NFL history. It's 64 games longer than the next closest tight end. You're in N64 above the next
closest tight end. That's pretty crazy. Take your stat Lebron. You just talked about it. I know
you guys are down right now, but one of the beautiful things about football. You have to line up
and do it again this week. And boy, do you? You are heading to Germany to face the dolphins in Frankfurt.
Man, are you excited for this? Are you excited for this trip?
I've been excited for it. Right now isn't the time to ask me if I'm excited for it.
All right, so you're excited, but you're a little bit down right now.
But you're excited to get it. Okay.
Well, when do you guys leave?
We leave Thursday.
Thursday?
Leave Thursday.
All right. Fly overnight, get there Friday, get a good practice in,
get acclimated to the German time zone area and everything.
There's always that, you're always gonna juggle,
you know, we're talking about this,
you're always gonna juggle, you know,
when do you go out there?
When do you, you know, do you let the guys get a whole week
of getting acclimated or do you kind of like just
surprise it on guys, on your body and try to like, not necessarily getting acclimated or do you kind of like just surprise it on guys on your body and try to like
Not necessarily get acclimated just go out there and just play a game. Yeah, I'm a guy
I really don't feel jet lag that much. I am also a guy where if you wake me up at one in the morning or two in the morning from a good
Good fucking deep sleep. I will fucking play you right now wherever. I don't give a damn what time it is.
I don't care if I'm if I haven't slept in three days, I'd love this fucking game. I love going
out there and ballin' and I could care less if we got there Sunday morning, got there five days
ahead of time. I just want to go out there and get a fucking win, man. Well Well you guys are two and oh and international games having beat the lions
in London in 2015 which I was lucky enough to go do which was fun. Right now. Then you beat Mexico
or the chargers in Mexico City in 2019. Yeah I don't know it's clearly big red has a good recipe
going on for international games. I can't wait to watch this one. I hope you get a chance to
experience Germany a little bit but as you guys are right right now, I'm sure it's nothing but business
this trip. I'll do that some other time, man. As far as the actual game goes, one of the biggest
headlines in this trade deadline a couple of weeks we've had here is that Jalen Ramsey has made
his dolphins debut last week
from his return from injury
and he immediately got a pick in his first game back.
You've played against Jalen in the past.
How big of an addition is it when he is healthy
in this dolphin secondary?
He's pound for pound one of the best athletes.
I've ever played against him in my life, man.
The guy's just, he's a lanky, great runner,
can move side what you got good lateral movement, which
if you're in press coverage, man, that's one of the hardest things to do is get a guy's
edge.
Yeah.
And he keeps you in front of you with, he's a strong guy.
So it's just, I mean, and on top of everything else, he's smart and has just great instincts
for the football man.
I got all the respect for the big guy.
Yeah.
And happy he's back playing football, man.
NFL missed you dude
We're gonna be we're gonna be locked in this week and and you know no excuses
Yeah, I'm sick and not putting up touchdowns. Well, hopefully you'll get some touchdowns and maybe a couple of signs of beer after the game
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Isn't there an official take five that's not Reese's?
It's just take five.
1000% there's 100% of take five.
It's in a red package.
Like I can see this in my head.
Let's just substitute it with something else.
Should we not even do take five?
Something to do with something else?
No, it's gonna be.
Then Reese's has like two submissions.
Well, let's see how it differs. Go ahead.
All right. If this is better than Reese's pumpkin, I'll put in Reese's take five.
All right. Is that fair? Yeah, that's fair.
That's really good. Oh,
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pretzel and caramel added to it. So it's...
Trimics.
It's a take five.
It's just not a Hershey product anymore.
It's a Reese's product, which are two completely different companies.
They are.
Well, I don't know.
Is Hershey's own Reese's owner?
Yeah.
No, they're in breeding it.
Okay.
So that is the take five. It's just not Hershey's take Okay. So that is the take five.
It's just not Hershey's take five, it's Reese's take five.
I don't think take fives had peanut butter in them before Reese's took them over though.
I think you're wrong, I think it did have it.
Oh, okay.
Is there like a little, what is there like a little like, what is it pretzel?
Yeah, the pretzel has always been in it.
That's a take five.
All right.
Well.
It's just Reese's know. So it's a take five. I do know this.
It's very good. So are we leaving this in its own category for competition? Sure. If I think
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Sky just sees that Kelsey.
He just likes fucking Reese's.
Let's go to week eight roundup.
Let's get to some quick thoughts about the biggest headlines
from week eight.
Per Adam Schepner, 12 of the 14 NFL games this week
have been within one score in the fourth quarter,
which brings the season total to
85 of 120 games that's 70% for all you math wizards out there. So
Games are really fucking close in the NFL as as expected any given Sunday
Maybe it doesn't matter as and as we get closer to
Divisional, you know, this is kind of like the heart of when you start to really play your divisions.
It, uh, it sure does feel like any given Sunday out there right now for a lot of teams.
Um, you got eight weeks of film to look at.
Teams identities are, are pure, you know, I mean, you know what got what teams are trying to do, uh, on the offense and defensive side in terms of scheme.
Um, or at least you have a tick on it, which can help you
or hurt you.
Offensively, since 2010, this is the fewest points per game in the NFL.
So defenses have the upper hand right now, or at least have the upper hand compared to
past seasons, or the last like, what is that?
Like 15 seasons, 13 seasons?
Six working quarterbacks.
It started a game this season, which is the most
quarterbacks to start a game or rookie quarterbacks to start a game through eight seasons since 1970.
Yeah, just alone in the in week eight, 49ers, three game losing streets, giants finished a game with
minus nine passing yards. Yeah. Mind blowing. Four game difference between the best and worst records in the AFC that's
that's I mean that's tight and three wild records broken. CMC most consecutive touchdowns
with 17 AJ Brown we talked about and then Tyree kills the fastest 2,000 yards man. Don't
love playing that guy right now but uh bring it on Cheetah. Not the only thing he's the fastest
too. Let's talk let's go ahead before I move on though.
No, I mean, I think that's it.
Listen, it's, it's week eight.
You're in the heart of the season, man.
Teams are starting to click.
You're starting to get some front runners.
Some teams that are playing really well.
Vikings unfortunately lose.
Kirk cousins do a tourney kill these
because they started to seem like they were turned into home.
Shout out to Kirk, man.
The Ravens have been on fire all season, the Lions.
Yeah, it's starting to get interesting.
Right now, it's still at a point where everything is pretty close
outside of some outliers at the bottom of it,
but this all could change drastically
over the next nine, 10 weeks.
Well, we got more throwback jerseys,
the Titans and Seahawks.
That's the most fun.
Dude, those things are sweet
Not gonna lie. I love the Titans the see-hawks are cool
I do like that that shade of blue and the in the green mix both got big wins though throwback unis might be the
Might be the way to go everybody's gonna dub in them. We've talked about this the Titans throwback unis are awesome
I do not think that they should have the rights to those those should belong to the people of the wonderful city of Houston, Texas.
Marana, Oilers. Whatever. They're gonna wear them. They're gonna look cool.
You think the Ravens would ever do a Thoreback jersey and wear the Browns?
I'm that's what I'm saying. That's why I think I, even though it's a little bit different,
because Tennessee, we did get this wrong the last time we talked about this.
Tennessee was the oilers for like
Two seasons or something like that. But still then that belongs to Houston
Even if the Browns went to Baltimore and was the Browns for a year and then went to the Ravens
I would still be pissed off if Art Madel put the Browns uniforms back on them
Obviously, there's no longer a oilers team either
Whether actually is a brownsling
if you should instead of being the Texans went with the oilers it'd be a completely different story,
but well there's only one way to decide this. So then death. Next titan's Texans game they should
just declare it whoever wins this fucking gets it. Whoever wins it gets the fucking throwback for
the rest. That is electric. There's no way Tennessee is going to allow that because they're going to make a lot of money selling this oil or throwback. Such a nice jersey, man.
No, it's a great jersey. I'm not going to, I'm not denying that. I just sorry, Tennessee fans
or Titans fans, I think that that's a Houston history to me, but whatever. Yeah. One of the
Seahawks throwbacks has Seahawks even been around that long to have throwbacks. Like the best. Yes.
What?
How long have the Seahawks been an organization?
I'm going to say 70s.
It's like the silver helmet with like the kind of like the what is that blue?
It's like the it's like the ocean blue almost.
Yes, that's actually a cool helmet.
I do like that helmet.
I don't even know what that would be.
What kind of blue is that?
Seahawks originated.
76.
How about that?
I'm a fucking, I'm like.
Yeah, you're on.
You're on it.
I'm just a sports history.
You are.
That was one thing.
Listen.
Swamy.
For someone who's swammy.
Yeah, we joke around and read books.
Sports trivia.
I mean, I was on it when I was a kid, dude.
You're still on it. I was, I was on it when I was a kid, dude. You're still I was I was
fucking on it. Yeah. Do you ask me anybody's average? How many homeruns they
have? How many goals somebody had in hockey? What team anybody played for a
college? I was fucking on it. Let's get some trade deadlines. Here we go. NFL
trades are happening right now as we speak. Trades that have come in as of late, obviously
commanders and bears have agreed to trade that is expected to send devins of en Montes
sweat who we just played to Chicago for a 2024 second round pick. Per sources damn.
The commanders and another trade are now sending the 49ers, Chase Young,
to San Francisco for a 2024 third round pick,
shout out to the commanders for waiting one week
to send all of their best delimits in other places.
Thanks for that one.
Yeah, the 49ers, I mean,
Jesus, they are, they just keep adding the players.
What do I do, they get another one.
Did they just get Gregory?
They've just got Gregory. They already got, they already got Hargreve. They already got adding another one. What do I do? They get another one. Did they just get Gregory from the bus?
They just got Gregory.
They already got the, they already got Hargrey.
They already got Armstead.
I mean, it's pretty, hey, it's a present.
It's gonna have to play those guys.
Yeah, look, we do.
And it's gonna be our third time playing
Chase Show when we play him.
And another trade, the Vikings and Cardinals
have agreed to trade the that to a trade that
will send quarterback Josh Dobbs and a seventh round picked him in a soda. Obviously they
needed some quarterback help with Kirk Cousins going down, unfortunately. One week after he's
the stamp of the week, that's a shame. And it's for a six round pick, for sources, more
NFC East trade talk. The Seahawks are finalizing a deal to acquire giants,
DeLiaman Leonard Williams.
Thank you sea hawks,
even though we still play them and will still play Leonard Williams.
Certainly happy that that monster is not in our division anymore.
In exchange for a 2024 second round pick and 2025 fifth round pick.
He's a fucking beast.
And the last one we got out here is a three time pro-bola
past pressure Frank Clark is expected to sign a one-year deal
with the C.O.X.
Yep, back back in the where you got drafted.
Yep, yep, back up there in Seattle where he started off
wearing a five five.
That's right.
Frank Clark, baby, one of my favorite teammates of all time.
Niddy, Northeast Ohio football and Cali too, but Northeast Ohio football.
Is the trade deadline officially closed?
No, I think that's it.
I have no idea.
I think it closed as the recording was being done.
Yeah, that's it.
Nice.
There we go.
That does it for a week eight roundup.
It does.
That's it, man.
And now on to New Heights Stamp of the Week.
But before we get to that,
let's get to our six candy. Yeah, this is the last one we have. Yeah, the last one that I don't
understand how it fucking made this list. There's so much better candy than this list.
I don't have the Halloween version of this, but I do have this. The standard twizzler. I'm not going
to lie. This is the most. I'm a little disappointed. It is the most I'm a little disappointed ninety two percent. It's the most
overrated candy and the history of candies. Do you say that about candy corn? Well, you taking this
candy corn? Ha dude, let me check. It's been a while since I've had a twizzler. I'm probably taking candy corn.
I mean, there's nothing good about this.
I mean, there's nothing good about this. The fact that like, people are making money off of selling this is my money.
It's just, it's been so old, man, that it's just, I don't know who the fuck eats them.
I haven't seen anyone eat a twizzler in years.
I see people eating them.
I know, I think at least parents, there's people that like them typically older generation
I just don't know how in a world the candy store
There's no way I'm picking that in a world where like laughing taffy
Fruit roll I would rather that roll up the how did laughing taffy's not make this list if we're going candy and now chocolate
How did laughing taffy's not make this list like is this healthy healthy is that why people eat it like is it like a healthy tree there's
nothing better than laughing taffy taffy has to be the best Halloween candy you
get a joke with every fucking candy that things man nerd clusters got a lot
sugar on them it's not even like it's healthy like if this thing was like a
healthy piece of candy I'd be for but it, but it's still got, it's loaded with sugar.
Don't fucking healthy, candy healthy me.
Don't healthy candy me.
All I'm saying is I could understand that logic
of somebody be like, I wanna be a little bit healthier,
I'm gonna go to Trouzer, but it's not.
No.
This thing has nothing going for it.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
the texture isn't even good.
Like you chew it in it like,
it's rubber, it and it like
It folds in your mouth like it doesn't even like it's not even gooey. It's like a weird like plasticky texture to it
Yeah, well, this is old as time liquorish man. I'm out dawn portany. I'm sorry. We just absolutely chop down your candy But I mean I'm out I'm out on a there's I don't think there's one redeeming quality of a twizzler like
right there with you man, like I mean no excitement at all
The only thing that's good about was no fun sir. What only thing that's good about twizzlers
Which I'm convinced is the only reason it's still around is the brand name like twizzlers
It's just a good name in it like swirls. It's a solid name
That's the only thing it has going for it is it's a marketing genius
Like if Lafay Taffy would have twirled it and call it twizzlers
It'd be the best candy in the world our fucking love of Lafay Taffy, too
That's a good branding too Lafay Taffy me that lafay Taffy, you know, and in contrast like take five
I want an awful name for a candy
Yeah, nobody's calling anybody anybody twizzlers Reese's take five
This would be better if it had a better name.
Like what the fuck is take five?
Like you're taking a break to eat a piece of candy?
Yeah, kickhead.
Kickhead actually stole that idea from them.
What?
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
Break me off the piece of that.
Week as bar.
Sorry.
I think kickhead's good.
Whatever.
Shout out to kickhead.
I mean, he's just choppy down. I was
having fun there. Yeah, that's my stance on Twitter. Let's get
to the stamp of the week. Trap. As is every week, it's time to
hand out some stamps of the players that are taking their game
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I'll jump it off man. All right. We got trapped. I like keeping it a tight-end world baby my guy
Tramik bride over in Arizona man
Arizona Cardinals tight-end Tramik bride 10 receptions 95 yards five yards short of a hundred man
You almost had a honey and a tud.
How about that?
Man, that's, uh, that's always a good day on McBride's touchdown.
Um, he's first stopped at the two yard line.
And then the whole cardinals team helps him bulldoze his way into the end.
So that's what I call team effort.
They must love that dude.
This is McBride's first TD of the season.
And, uh, the most receiving yards
he's ever had in the game, or at least the season. I'll tell you what man, he's over there with my
guys Zachards in the Titan room and taking after him and getting a good 10 yards and 95 yards
and a study. Congrats Tray on taking a game to new heights. The officials clear screwed up. He
should have been blown dead on that one play. I mean, he was definitely going backwards and wrapped up.
But what?
Nope.
Keep fighting.
Keep turning the feet over, baby.
Let's won't talk about Jason, who you got.
I got, this was a tough one.
I didn't know whether to go a Jameer Gibbs up
in Detroit, who shout outs a Jameer Gibbs, not only
for having a great week, but also getting the lines
of draft you, which helped us acquire DeAndre Swift. Big shout out to Jameer Gibbs, not only for having a great week, but also getting the lines of draft you, which helped us acquire DeAndre Swift.
Big shout out for that.
All right, now, like I put down there, like that right now.
But I think I'm going to go with Will Levis, just because, man, for somebody that was big
sad on draft day, and like it was a, it was like hard to watch as he kept falling the
rounds.
Yeah.
This was an awesome first game goes out there and has a monster game throwing for 238 and four touchdowns for
for tuddies,
but putting one just like, I mean,
that like across his body throw to the left of the end zone was an
amazing pass.
I'm a big across your body.
Throw and the Titans beat the Falcons
28 to 23 which snaps a two-game losing streak for the Titans big shout out to them for trading in us all their good players to
except for Will let us
outstanding debut
in an honest serious note a guy that is
obviously I think very publicly had a bad draft day or a draft day that didn't go how we wanted it to.
That's how you go out there and respond, right? And your first game.
Four tuddies. Four touchdowns, big win over the Atlanta Falcons,
snapping some losing streaks, shout out to my man Will Levin's baby.
Taking your game to new hats. Well, I think we got we got to do it man. We got to give our candy stamp
Since we've been trying to review these candies throughout the episode. It's time now to give out
The winners Jason who you're going with I want to do it. I think I feel very
confident in saying
The new heights stamp
Of Halloween candy goes to Reese's pumpkins. That's right Reese's pumpkins.
I know it was uh you know nobody expected this to happen but it's just perfect for Halloween.
They're individually wrapped. They go right in the bag. They taste fantastic. It's got a little
Halloween flavor to it with the pumpkin. All of these were good outside of candy corn and twizzlers
But I think I think Reese's pumpkins
When you're taking to like everything that has to do with this holiday candy. I'm going Reese's pumpkin
Yeah, well all you need is a diet Pepsi head Kelsey, so I'm gonna go I'm gonna go nerd clusters because it was definitely the best
It is great. I'm not gonna lie. Well, as you look at this culture, it's got five cluster to one. That's good.
But that's gonna be a good like an everlasting gobstapper.
That's a well, but never less than gobst.
Snowsbaders are made of snowsberries. That's so much sugar. Nurture. Nothing but sugar. I found that out.
Well, let's get to our last last topic here. Let's do a trip.
New Heights costume challenge.
All right, 92% is if you saw last week's bonus video,
you know we challenged you guys to share your best Halloween
costumes with the boys.
That's a new Heights themed or just whatever fun shit
you came up with.
We were excited to see what you guys entered and you guys pretty much
always deliver and
Sent us straight new Heights theme stuff. So we're we're the static about that got to love all of that got to love the 92%
I just always know what I'm saying. Oh my gosh. This first one by Danny
Marie
0815 on threads
adorable has her baby dressed up as Jason in the mummers outfit?
And that face just gave me happiness.
That looks homemade, man.
Oh, that's well done.
That's a round of applause, right there, Danny.
Absolutely wonderful.
Our next favorite is from Emmeline on TikTok.
Wrote Halloween castings go hard this year.
The first, as always, new news.
Okay.
Look at that, look at your mustache.
The facial hair as well.
That's a handy-read mustache right there.
That's pretty damn good.
With the new news audio in the background,
hats off to you guys for that one, the beard,
and mustache were electric.
Got a little baby in there,
and a nicer bag with one person.
Miranda A. Peters on Twitter shared this photo
dressed as us doing our podcast.
There we go.
Pretty spot on with the headphones and the microphones,
and yeah, the mustache.
The facial hair is always on point. The facial hair is always on point.
The facial hair is always on point.
And they did a little arts and crafts with the, yeah.
They did a little arts and crafts there with the table.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
Even got the season two logo in there.
Let's see, this next one is a TikTok from at Jack's Rights Songs.
All right, Jack's Rights Songs with the caption. he needs to calm down. What is this clip?
This is it about one two three. Oh my fucking gosh. Whoa.
I did not. Oh my fucking goodness.
I See his voice
Is a well known athlete
That was great. I was so good
I thought they had the card
How did the picture get on there?
One, two, he put...
He... She put me on the map
How dare you? She put me on the map. How do you put me on the map right there?
That's so gay man. Oh, that was so good. The comment, the commentary is not damn that was golden.
All right, that's off. That was what you're out of the past. I enjoyed that. This next one is from Tom
Eglidian maybe on Twitter and
Who included Mama Kels in the Halloween action. That's right. We got a got the whole fam together guys
262's oh no Mama Kels did the half and half jersey. I'll play
I got the 87 on the front 62 on the back
I'll play for now. I got the 87 on the front, 62 on the back.
Well done.
And then the boys are in their football uni.
And that's a, that takes me back right there.
Those helmets, man, those helmets take me back.
It's like Bernie Kose, our days.
In quotes, the captions we wore Sunday best.
And the last but not least,
TikTok here from Bella McCartney.
She captioned the video,
all right now, and did an impression of both of us using a clip from the show, where Jason
blames Kylie for forgetting his jeans at the Kelsey premiere. Let's see this thing.
I was gonna have jeans on, but Kylie, Kylie what? Kylie was running late.
Ice game straight from football. Kylie was gonna bring the jeans. Kylie was late.
Why didn't Jason bring jeans for Jason? Because I was at football.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, you're a fun. I think Kylie is a big fan of that.
That little TikTok. That TikTok clip as well. No, how can you not be? Well, thank you for sending all those in 92%
The winners has to be Jason's mummer the baby and a mummersuit
I mean the excitement in the laughter and the costume is I mean it's spot-on and shout out to everyone who
One was noted on the video, but also I mean there were so many people that dressed up
One was noted on the video, but also, I mean, there were so many people that dressed up
Travis Taylor and me and Kylie and mom like, it was probably the most, uh, it was a Kelsey, it was a Kelsey Halloween. And that was a major, a high towel. It fits as a new heights. There's
a Kelsey. It was, uh, it was a pretty creepy watching that many people be us, but it was awesome.
And I love and
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All right.
Trick or treat. I Trigger treat smell my feed give me something good to eat
Kai you want to grab that? Well, I can't give you the whole bag. I'm still eating candy
I
Shit, yeah, I mean they probably want to autograph
They must not know they're not they're not making the best use of their time.
They're the ones that I've already had. Give them some nerd clusters. These things are fucking fantastic.
I mean, why not individually wrap you jacket? Give me the twigs.
Guess twigs isn't gonna get eaten on camera today.
No, just get one. Just grab one out of it.
Jesus Christ.
Did she give you one?
Yeah, problem solvers.
Gosh, I love Kylie. I fucking love Kylie. She's the best sister any guy could ever ask for.
I don't even think Twix is on the menu actually. It didn't make the cut. I was just trying to be funny.