New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Jason Gets Heckled, Travis Golfs with The Great One and the Kelces London Era | Ep 96
Episode Date: June 26, 202492%ers we are back with another episode of New Heights sponsored by Crown Royal. In this episode, we are live from the Passyunk Avenue Bar in London, England! Before we get into what you all have be...en waiting for we have to tie up one last Beer Bowl loose end, Travis breaks down his weekend in Nashville golfing with Wayne Gretzky and attending Tight End U, and Jason how his charity golf outing almost got derailed by some Philly hecklers. Then we gotta talk about it. Jason recaps his first night attending the Eras tour, explains why holding a beer with your teeth isn’t a big deal, and what meeting the Royal family was like. And finally, because this is our London Special, the guys also take a “London Slang Quiz,” revive “Player’s As” with figures from the Revolutionary War, answer some No Dumb Questions about playing overseas, and sample some authentic British cuisine throughout the episode. We will be back with more New Heights every Wednesday during the offseason so make sure you’re subscribed to our YouTube Channel and wherever you get your podcasts so you don’t miss a single episode and follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok for all the best moments from the show. If you’d like to contribute to New Heights Show & Tell, please send your items to: New Heights PO Box 251799. Los Angeles, CA 90025 . . . Support the Show: CROWN ROYAL: Crown Royal believes that when you live generously, life will treat you royally. Submit a 92% who is taking your community to New Heights at newheightshow@gmail.com HELIX: Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to https://HelixSleep.com/NEWHEIGHTS. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! UNCRUSTABLES: The 4th of July is next week – and Uncrustables are the perfect snack for on-the-go, holiday picnics, family time, etc. Learn More at https://SmuckersUncrustables.com NUTRAFOL: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code NEWHEIGHTS. AG1: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at https://drinkAG1.com/newheights. BETTERHELP: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/NEWHEIGHTS today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is tea, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
See what we're rocking with.
Okay, that is still blazing hot.
I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right?
Hmm?
Nothing.
Dude, put your pinky out and do it properly.
Cheers.
Pinky out.
["Pinky Out"]
Hello, Gov'nut. Ha!
Welcome to New Heights.
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what we got coming up over here in UK.
That's right, we got a great episode.
We are officially out of the house, that's right.
We are a show brought to you by Canada
from the United States and now filming in London
in a bar that resembles Philadelphia.
Lot of plane travel and idea travels,
but we're here right now in the country
that blew a 13 colony lead.
That's right.
That ain't right.
We're in London, folks.
That ain't right.
We're recording this bright and early on Saturday morning
in the middle of the night for the New Heights team.
Shout out to the production staff who do anything possible
to bring the show to you guys.
All right.
Much more than we're willing to go.
And yeah, we're gonna talk everything about Taita and you.
We're gonna get to some English food and beverages.
I don't know if you just heard that.
We were talking to our lovely friend, Jesse,
who is the manager of this beautiful establishment.
And yeah, we're gonna get into the reason
why I think everybody's actually gonna be watching
this episode.
Why's that?
New news!
New news coming in hot.
All right.
We got a shout out, Passyunk Bar.
This bar, I don't know if you guys can tell from Grittany,
who I've just learned the name of.
Yeah.
This wonderful suit to my right.
This is a Philadelphia bar.
And I've learned that there are more than,
this is the first bar, I believe,
that was Philadelphia themed, right?
And you guys have now expanded
to four different locations, or three?
Soon to be four.
Okay, there we go.
Jesse, this is actually great timing. Perfect timing. Come're shouting out Passy Yunk Bar. This is Jesse,
the manager of a Passy Yunk Bar. So this is your Passy Yunk Ale. That is the Passy Yunk Ale,
made by Sandburgsbury Forest specifically. Nobody else has it for us.
Wonderful. So you can exclusively get this at Passing a Bar or the other two locations, I'm assuming?
Yes, of course.
Okay.
Jessie, is that, are you wearing 13 as your lucky number?
It is my lucky number.
It is your lucky number.
I know some.
I'm not gonna do it 10 or 15 either.
Really?
Listen, I was a 13 guy.
You're a 13 guy.
That was my hockey number.
It's my favorite number.
Yeah, I know.
13 plus 87, so I'm just saying it works.
Cheers, bub.
Cheers. Cheers, bub.
I mean, yeah. That means that's damn good.
That is damn good.
It is really good.
And that will be...
I can drink about 40 of those.
Yeah, I can probably get a few more of those by the end of this.
That was really delicious, actually.
The more it just simmers.
So where did the Gritney come from?
Something major for us.
And we've actually had people wear that costume in the past.
That's a costume, that's a wearable item?
Yeah.
Oh, well let's see how many Pessy on Pails we get.
Gritney might be going on somebody today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways, yeah, no better place to be filming
our podcast in London than a Philadelphia specific bar,
but we're excited to be here.
By the time this airs, Beer Bowl is officially tomorrow.
All right now.
And we have one last update for the submissions
from our friends, Bo Allen.
Bo, honey, Bo Bo.
Honey, Bo Bo.
Hey, what's up?
It's the butter King, Bo Allen.
The Bo.
Kelsey, I know you're gonna be drunk as hell
and I'm the only person capable of carrying you home.
I promise you that.
I'll drink you under the table
and then carry you home from the bar
like I did that night you first met Kylie.
My beer bowl partner, Carl Nassib,
him and I really tore it up.
Here's a video of Carl chugging a beer.
Hi! Carl.
Also it's pride month, so if you don't let Carl in,
it's a hate crime.
That's so good.
Team Carl, or let's say, Team Bo and Carl.
Team Bo and Carl.
I mean, you gotta, he's in.
Yeah, they're in, they're in.
Yeah, yeah, it'd be a hate crime if you didn't.
That's right, when we don't wanna do hate crimes. No, not at all. Yeah, they're in, they're in. Yeah, yeah, it'd be a hate crime if you didn't. That's right, when we don't wanna do hate crimes.
No, not at all.
Yeah, I think we've officially decided
that celebs will be competing.
They will be in a separate bracket.
Oh, nice.
So there will be the amateur and the professional's bracket.
The amateurs will be competing for $50,000 at beer bowl.
The professionals will be competing for bragging rights.
And eventually there will be a head-to-head
once the culmination of those two brackets are finished.
Nice.
So yeah, we figured it out.
The amateurs are the only ones that can win the money.
Correct, yeah. Nice.
I'm not giving $50,000 to Boyle.
He's not getting that.
All right, nice.
Well, great submission, honey, Bobo.
All righty.
God, I'm having FOMO already.
It's gonna be good.
And hopefully the teams will know who else is in it
by the time this airs.
We have, hopefully we're gonna start reaching out to you
guys so that we know all 16 teams that officially made it
into Beer Bowl.
No, actually, you know what?
I ran into the boys, busting with the boys.
Our guys Taylor and Will Compton.
That's right, Beer Olympics.
That would actually be happening the day before this.
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody knew
that we were on track to do it,
and then I unfortunately had to get tied up
with some things and leave,
but I didn't just leave your beer drinking Olympics.
I left Jason's Beer Bowl as well.
No, he bailed on everybody.
Yeah, this is just, sorry again, boys,
but shout out to Bustin with the boys.
That is going to be amazing,
and make sure you guys check out Bustin'
to see who wins that thing,
because it's not just amateurs over there.
Yeah.
It's professionals.
I mean, when this airs, it will already be over.
So I guess, yeah, that'll go on YouTube, too.
Cool.
Shout out to Bustin'.
Let's get to our first English food
that we are gonna attempt to eat and try on the podcast.
Oh, shit, we gotta eat food?
I thought we were just drinking English beer.
Well, they got a full English breakfast for us.
All right, did you guys let them know
I'm no mayo and onions and?
We told them nothing.
God damn it.
So you're getting the full English treatment.
Yay.
I don't think they do mayonnaise with breakfast though.
Nice sausage.
Jesse, thank you so much.
What do we have here?
Oh my gosh.
Classic English breakfast.
Which is?
Classic English breakfast.
So we got, we got, we got.
Beans, most importantly.
Yeah, why?
What is it with the beans?
Try it with the toast, you'll understand.
Do I dip the toast in it?
Yeah, my husband will actually eat just beans and toast for dinner quite often.
Beans and toast.
The middle thing is black pudding.
Okay, what is black pudding?
I kind of don't want to tell you that until after you eat it.
It's a blood sausage.
Yeah, it's traditional English breakfast.
This is their version of bacon.
Right here, ham.
Our bacon is called streaky bacon.
Streaky bacon.
Is that like a spam type of deal?
No, it's bacon, it's just not the strips
that we're used to.
Nice, okay.
It looks like my least favorite kind of bacon,
which is like not crispy bacon.
And then nothing in England comes without chips.
Perfect. Nice.
And that's what these are.
Yes. That's fries.
French fries or chips.
All right. I mean, not in this bar.
They're French fries. Of course. Yes.
Lovely. Nice.
All righty. All right, Jason, go ahead.
Can you...
Can you hand me one of those forks?
I feel like I got to go beans and toast
after Jessie's strong endorsement from her husband.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie, Jessie, I don't get the big deal about it.
I mean, I've never understood.
It's, yeah, it's what you think it is.
It's beans and toast.
It's not bad.
It's very bland.
Yeah. Yeah, it's beans and toast. It's not bad. It's very bland. Yeah.
Yeah, it's beans and toast.
Now in America, what I would do with beans
and something resembling a hot dog
is I would combine those two,
because beans and weenies,
now that's an Ed Kelsey staple right there.
It's an Ed Kelsey staple.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
Let me try that out now.
Oh yeah. Oh, there it is. See see I like the weenies with the beans
Maybe so I try chip with a bean. Should I try this blood sausage?
Should you are you not gonna eat any of this? No, I think you're doing great
Travis you got it. Give it something. No, I try it
No, I'm I already had breakfast they. Do it. Do it. You're not gonna try any of it? No, I already had breakfast.
I had a Philly cheesesteak for breakfast, Jason.
All right, all right.
And it was delicious.
They have a great Philly cheesesteak here.
Make sure you guys, if you pop it...
I think we're having that later.
I'll do it again.
Beans and weenies, though, it's got your name on it.
I'll tell you what, I'll try some of this bacon.
I don't know what it is. I've had blood sausage before.
I've never really...
It's not as good as regular sausage, so I don't know why people still make it. What's sausage before I've never really it's not as good as regular sausage
So I don't know why people still make it. What's the difference? Just a tradition blood sausage
I think it has blood in it. I think that's a big difference
Right. Yeah, perfect. Now that one they can bake an egg. I'll try I mean that's
What's this toast and eggs
Crispies up at the bacon a little bit, you know? I went into this bacon thinking it was gonna be bad,
because I really don't like flimsy, non-crispy bacon.
Still not as good as crispy bacon, but it's good.
It's good. I'm not going for a second bite.
All right, I'm a little hungry.
Not a lot. This is great.
Oh, very good. Let's get back to the show.
Very good. Breakfast was phenomenal.
Thank you. And nothing goes down like a pale ale.
Summers are finally here, people. So, very good. Breakfast was phenomenal. Thank you. And nothing goes down like a pale ale.
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Fireworks?
Yeah.
What about Bruce Springsteen?
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All right, let's get out of the house.
Who wants to be in the house in June in the summer?
All right, Trav, before we got over here to London, while you were still in America, you
got out of the house.
Of course I did.
You went to Nashville for Titan U.
Las Vegas, baby.
And before Titan U or during Titan U,
you also got out of the house from there
and went golfing with Dustin Johnson and Wayne Gretzky,
I presume, based on this picture?
Wayne fucking Gretzky.
That's pretty damn cool.
Dude.
The great one.
The great one.
Is he great at golf?
I was like starstruck.
There's a handful that have just like taken words
and just like had me flustered and I couldn't even
really ask him anything or say what's up.
I'm just kinda around and I'm like,
oh yeah, it's Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day, Wayne.
You saw him on Father's Day?
It was like the day before.
That's awesome.
The father of hockey.
Yeah, there you go.
I believe he was in Nashville
because Dustin Johnson was in the live tournament. It's awesome. But yeah. The father of hockey. Yeah, there you go. I believe he was in Nashville
because Dustin Johnson was in the live tournament,
the LIV Golf League.
And they were having a tournament in Nashville
after the weekend after.
So actually the weekend that we're recording this right now.
So hopefully Dustin's out there winning that thing.
There we go.
And happy 40th Dustin.
Turns 40 Sunday.
So, and hopefully he keeps taking over
the live golf tournament.
He was awesome.
The entire Gretzky family was awesome.
Got to swing it a little bit.
Learned some things from DJ on my swing
and started just absolutely piercing fairways.
So, fucking watch out boys.
Did Wayne play barefoot?
No, he was just kind of around.
He was hanging.
He was hanging.
So you didn't play with him?
I think he already played around before I got to fly with him.
Gotcha, so you were just hanging with him a little bit.
Yeah, I was fortunate if he just kind of came over.
I was playing with his wife and then DJ
and his wife, Wayne's daughter.
Yeah.
So golfing was great.
That's all I got for you.
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool.
Wayne is one of those guys where he's like he's like Wayne Gretzky Michael Jordan
Probably eventually Kate and Clark where it's like individual people. Okay make an entire
Like country tune into their sport one thousand percent hockey was never bigger than when Wayne Gretzky was playing it and it was
Ridiculous how much it grew the sport. Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods.
It's another one.
How did I fucking forget about Tiger Woods?
Yeah.
What's another one?
I met Paul Rabel in King.
Ooh, nice.
I had met him before.
Awesome.
That's the lacrosse for those of you that don't know.
Shout out to Paul.
He wasn't quite on that, those guys.
Yeah, it wasn't the same, but it was still,
if you played lacrosse, you knew who he was.
Yeah, exactly. To me, he was.
He was that.
Forrest Gump?
Ping-pong?
You can't tell me that Forrest Gump wasn't the reason
you started playing ping-pong when you were a kid.
We had a ping-pong table in the basement,
and it did seem to line up with when that movie came out.
Bobby Boucher?
Apollo Ono.
Apollo Ono.
I don't, speed skating,
I don't think that ever really took off.
You've been kind of tuned in in the Olympic.
Exactly, nobody really watched it
and then all of a sudden he was big
and people kind of watched it.
And they saw those, how they would turn.
It's really impressive.
Quads on those guys.
If you think Saquon has big quads,
go look at some speed skaters.
Yeah, speed skates though, now that's dangerous.
Have you ever laced some of those up?
Yeah.
No.
I've never had them.
I know that the blade stays on the icee entire time.
Yeah, and it's...
The hockey blade has two edges.
Correct.
That one has one.
That thing's just like a laser.
Yeah, it's dangerous.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Phelps for swimming.
Nice.
Good job, intern Brandon.
Almost missed that one.
Big Phelpsy.
Big cupping guy.
He has a sweet machine where you can use it yourself.
It's like a one, like it's like a little machine
of just like one cupping.
It's sweet, I forget the name of it, but I got it.
And it's awesome.
Just making money on it?
Yeah.
Good for him.
Sweet.
Is cupping for real?
Yeah, cupping's legit.
It's essentially the same thing as massaging.
It's completely different.
No, it's not.
Massaging, you're like going in, cupping, you're pulling out, it's the same thing as massaging. It's completely different. No, it's not. Massaging, you're like going in, cupping,
you're pulling out, it's the same thing.
Massaging is applying pressure to alleviate soft tissue.
Cupping is like relieving pressure to allow blood flow
or something like that.
It's the same thing.
It's all soft tissue work, different modalities.
Whatever floats your boat fine.
Yeah, whatever works.
I think cupping is completely pointless personally, but.
But it feels so good. I mean, it does feel good for a moment. It's like cracking your boat fine. Yeah, whatever works. I think cupping is completely pointless personally, but. But it feels so good.
I mean, it does feel good for a moment.
It's like cracking your knuckle.
Is it doing anything for my finger?
No.
But I do it anyways.
Also has the benefit of making it look like
you had sex with an octopus.
Okay.
Titan U, while we're in Nashville,
you stopped by Titan U with our friends
George Kittle and Greg Olson.
Yep.
Gee, Kittle.
How was Tida and You?
Comparative to the previous years.
When I tell you, I am fucking blown away
by where this thing is gone.
So I know it's you, Greg, and George,
are like the three main people.
Greg and George are the main two.
And then Bruce really is like the guy's really.
To bring the energy.
Bruce is really the one doing a lot of the stuff on the scenes.
The whole Kittle family.
Claire, Mrs. Kittle, Emma, George's sister.
They all kind of run the behind the scenes,
the show of like the family members
and everybody making sure everybody comes in
because they live in Nashville
and they kind of have all the connections and everything.
And I can't say enough about the Kittles,
can't say enough about Greg, the Rubicon family,
everybody that's like really integrated
in like making that thing go.
It is unbelievable where it's come.
I'm pretty sure we've made somewhere close
to a million dollars for charity.
Holy cow.
In terms of sponsorships.
And that's just like, that's like a side deal.
Like, everybody's going there to try and get better
and make the tight end position better
and just really, you know, bounce ideas.
Listen to George talk about things.
Listen to Greg talk about things.
Listen to you talk about things.
Listen to me just fucking talk about absolutely nothing.
I heard you went up there and gave a speech.
How long were you up there talking for?
They reduced mine to 30 minutes.
They're like, okay, Trav, we need to.
Yeah, I went up there talking? They reduced mine to 30 minutes. They're like, okay, Trav, we're good.
I went up there and talked about painting a picture.
I always like to do analogies.
Somebody said that you said
that everybody needs to be a computer.
Ooh, computers were good too.
You gotta reprogram the computer every year.
You gotta upgrade your computer.
That's why upgrades happen all the time on your phones
and on your computers,
because you need to find new ways to use the data that you're filing.
I know you're being funny right now, and you are being funny,
but I will say this because I talked to Dallas Goddard,
who went to Titan U for the first time, what, two years ago?
Three years ago now?
I believe, yeah. I'm pretty sure he's been every year.
Yeah. So, anyways, so Dallas, when he went there,
he saw you talk at Titan U, and he... I'm not blowing smoke up your ass.
He said that what you said was like the most different way
anybody had ever really thought about the Titan position.
I'm dead serious.
He felt I'm not making fun of this.
He felt like he got the most out of listening
to what you were saying.
Really?
And that's not blowing shade on anybody else,
or throwing shade on anybody else.
He was just like,
you can tell the way you think about the game
and running routes and things that you were saying
is like on a different level
than what most one Titans are allowed to do.
Which shout out to Andy Reid for letting that go.
But also.
Well, it's a form of the way Andy Reid thinks.
Yeah, for sure.
That's why it works.
That's why I let you do it.
I'm not, I'm not playing the position,
how I play it without coach Reed and his guidance
and his, you know, trust and how to, how to, you know,
go out there on the field and perform his offense.
Like that's, that's the biggest thing is that I'm trying
to do the best job that I can based off of what coach Reed
has like given us, right?
And what he's taught us, what he's,
just the grand scheme of what his style of football is.
And then on top of that, I'm just trying to make it easy
on Pat and all my teammates.
I'm trying to make everybody's job easier
and go out there and just be, I don't know,
a great football player, I guess.
But to what you're saying, you want talking about like painting a picture, right?
Yeah, that went up there this year.
And I was like, all right, the first year I came in here
talking about painting a picture, and it doesn't matter what that thing looks like.
If it's supposed to look like a person, but you're drawing that thing like a Picasso.
Yeah. And the nose is on the ear, the ears on the chin,
the mouth is on the eyes. Is that good or bad?
I mean, it's still a person.
It's a different interpretation. I'm just saying.
We've talked about this a lot.
I thought when you said painting a picture,
you were going to say that guys really need to do
not just their job, but the entire picture.
100%.
Right?
You're always painting it, yeah.
You're always, but the-
Within that, you're painting
and drawing your own strokes, right?
Own strokes, listen.
Different strokes for different folks.
Good preach.
So, painting.
I'll be stroking.
Okay, a clan's call, a clan's call.
Ooh, shit.
Take it to the left, take it.
That's a good song.
I haven't heard that one in a while.
Yeah, so like.
JP used to blare that in the locker room.
So I. Everybody in the locker room. I gave the painting the picture for in a while. Yeah, so like- And JP used to blare that in the locker room. So I-
Everybody in the locker room.
I gave the painting the picture for the quarterback analogy.
Yeah.
Wasn't sure if that really stuck or anybody could use it.
Then I gave the next one, which was,
think of running routes like you're playing the piano.
Okay.
Right, so when you're playing the piano-
Hitting the keys.
You have one hand that's playing the rhythm.
Yep, bass. That's the quarterbacks drop, his progression, stay within the rhythm hitting the keys you have one hand that's playing the rhythm that's the quarterbacks drop his progression stay within the rhythm of
the song yeah don't let that left hand vary that's got to be constant you got a
key to this right hand you get a little free every once a while so the melody is is your own
creation and how you're running your routes everybody's melody can be
different well it can't be that different I mean it just has to be within the
rhythm of and you can't like fuck up the song.
You can't do a whole new melody.
You can't fuck up the song.
You can't have a melody that doesn't mesh well
with what else is going on in the route concept.
For sure.
Right? You can't fuck up somebody else's route
because your melody, you're just trying to fuck up feelings.
I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be a really important C
on that beat.
Yeah.
You just fucked that up.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if anybody caught that one either.
I think it's a fantastic metaphor
that I am fully grasping right now.
I don't know if any of the 92% are.
I just went in this year and was like,
all right, I'm just gonna turn on some film
and talk about my thought process.
So this is an over route.
Yeah.
I decided to sit because I saw it was zone.
Yeah. Which it got more detailed.
Like obviously there's things that I do on the field
based off of what Coach Reed is telling me,
what me and Pat talk about during like a route concept
that we might've had during practice and stuff.
So it's like, I'll give those like,
give that understanding knowing that everybody's
not gonna be able to take what I do
and put it into their game.
But what you can do is you can take the professionalism
of being in it with everyone.
Taking what the coaches are giving me
in terms of down in distance.
Why are we calling these the intentions of the play caller?
Then on top of that, talking with your quarterback
in the pass game and understanding what he likes
versus this coverage, what he likes versus certain looks.
And it's like that professionalism,
I think everybody can take.
Everybody can run with.
So that was kind of like my point this year.
So I didn't have any good analogies,
but I did say, I did throw the computer line
out there one time.
I was about to do the whole seminar and like,
dude, you gotta, when you have the data,
you can't be operating in a new software, you gotta get new apps,
and you gotta keep upgrading it.
Yeah, you gotta keep updating it.
You gotta buy the new Apple product
because they're gonna make the old Apple product obsolete,
and if you don't buy the new one,
then it's not gonna work anymore.
Are you following this?
You can't be running Linux when they're on iOS or Windows.
We can do way more with Pro Tools than we can with
This guy's fucking still using floppy disk over here.
Garage Hero.
No, what is it?
Garage Band.
You know what I mean?
Garage Band.
Pro Tools versus Garage Band.
You could just do so much.
And what's the difference?
The details.
Yeah.
I was a free boots guy myself.
This is why I didn't do the computer analogy.
Yeah, there's a lot of places you can go there.
All right, let's keep this thing moving.
Shout out to Tite and you.
Shout out to Greg Olson, George Kittle,
the whole Kittle family.
Everybody involved is always unbelievable.
Shout out to Jelly Roll, Chase Rice,
everybody that was involved to the actual concert.
We had a concert this year.
That's right, we had that.
So fucking cool.
It was unbelievable.
Every single year keeps going up and up and up.
Bryson DeChambeau, I'm pissed that I missed you
at the pool party.
There was a pool party that ended,
but I had to shoot out here to go and do the stuff
we did in France two days ago.
So, unfortunately I missed the fun part
with Bryson coming through after he won the US Open.
Shout out to Bryce.
What kind of music is J.L.I. Roll?
Country.
Is he country?
He's his own version of country.
Yeah, it's a different, it's like a,
it's a twist on country.
Yeah.
It's like a rap, hip hop version of country, right?
Yeah.
Alrighty, well AJ Brown saw what you guys were doing
down there in Nashville, telling you.
Nice, yeah, come on down AJ, come on over to the team.
He did say the tweet.
White Outs, what's up?
The tight ends get together for a weekend,
the D.B DBs link up.
The pass pressures even get together.
Come on, guys.
We can't be too big time to link up and learn.
I'm a fan of everyone and willing to work with whoever.
Let's make it happen, wide outs at NFL.
Yeah, are wide receivers too big time
for a wide receiver university?
I don't see it working at all.
Yeah, why not?
Well, I just don't think any, like they'll set a time
and then nobody will be there on time.
It'll just be people just strolling in and.
I think, and I'm gonna say this in a way
that I think is respectful.
I think AJ's intentions are great.
I just don't think everybody's gonna get on board with that.
Here's what it comes down to.
Wide receivers are free spirits.
To be a good wide receiver,
you're like very artistically like minded and you're an instinctual person. You're,
you're a much more free person. Yeah. Most, mostly, mostly. And those are usually people
that don't show up on time where planned events. I will say this. I would die to get in a room and
hear Tyree kill on the board board talking about what he's seeing.
Are you kidding me?
Dude, I would love to.
I just want to hear.
Tyreek, AJ Brown, Justin Jefferson.
Dude, if you got those, just those three,
Cooper Cup.
So if you get somebody from each system.
Cooper Cup has just been fun just in terms of like
interviews talking about football,
like understanding coverages and stuff.
I think if you get somebody from each system,
and that's what's cool about TitanU is that all of you guys are kind of
from different trees and different philosophies.
Yeah.
You need that.
If they're going to do a wide receiver one,
they would have to be of all of these different like kind of systems.
And you kind of can draw different perspectives from each one.
That'd be something I'd be interested in listening to for sure.
I also just want to learn more about wide receiver.
I don't know anything about wide receiver,
other than I played it in freshman football.
Speed kills.
Freshman football, so a lot of people get mad
at wide receivers for being pre-Madonnas
when the ball doesn't, they're like,
oh, I'm not getting my touchdowns.
Let me tell you, as someone who played
freshman football wide receiver,
there's nothing more frustrating
than being wide fucking open
and not getting the ball thrown to you.
It is beyond infuriating.
Who was your quarterback?
I think it was Ben Danziger, a freshman.
Oh, nice.
And I remember him not throwing the ball to me
and practice one time, practice.
We need to talk about the game.
We're talking about practice.
Yeah, Philly special.
And I fucking yelled at him,
was like, why aren't you throwing me the ball?
I'm the best player on the fucking field.
He didn't deserve that.
And Coach Hoon made me run for the rest of practice.
Ha ha ha.
God damn it.
Coach Hoon.
And I deserved every. Lesson learned.
I deserved every bit of it.
Lesson learned.
Gotta get the ball out, Ben.
All right, here we go.
Food session.
It actually wasn't Ben, it was Anthony Moses.
Oh, it was Anthony Moses back there in the seven.
Ben started playing maybe the next year. Or maybe it was her or something like that, but it was Anthony Moses. He might have been playing JV there in the Senate. Then started playing maybe the next year.
Or maybe it was her or something like that.
But it was Anthony Moses.
He might have been.
He might have been.
He might have, yeah.
Time for our next bit of English food coming to the table.
Now it's a traditional English tea service.
Tea!
From the Sanderson Hotel.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, what are their names?
From Alice in Wonderland. Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Tweedledee and Tweedledum, thank you.
That's where Tweedledee and Tweedledum comes from?
I don't know if it comes from the book or not, but.
Fancy.
This is a very Alice in Wonderland tea set.
What is happening here?
Oh, this is the official Mad Hatter tea service.
That makes the Alice in Wonderland references make sense now.
Yeah.
I also found out over the summer
that it's Alice in Wonderland, not Allison Wonderland.
You thought it was Allison Wonderland?
Yeah, I thought Allison Wonderland was like the name.
Did you ever, we've watched the movie though.
You know her name wasn't Allison.
I thought it was. I didn't know what time.
Did I catch that, dude?
What do we have here?
Can somebody help me out?
I don't even know where to start with this.
Yeah, how do we even approach this?
What is the way to attack this?
So you start with the sandwiches.
Start with the sandwiches.
Then you can go to the scones or the pastries, however you want.
OK. All right. Yep, you got the sandwiches. Then you can go to the scones or the pastries, however you want. Okay.
Alright, yep, you got the sandwich.
I know exactly what's in that sandwich.
Are these all just like baked like goods?
What is that, frosting?
Cheese.
It's good.
Really nice, yeah, I'm not a big cheese guy.
You don't like cheese?
Not on that.
Who doesn't like cheese?
I don't like like mushy like cheese.
You don't like soft cheeses?
There it is.
You like hard cheeses?
Like goat cheese?
Kind of creeps me out.
Well, it's definitely a soft cheese.
Cream cheese.
It's almost like a cream cheese.
Cream cheese is tough.
Cheesecake, same thing.
This is a soft, is this a cream cheese?
There we go.
It is a cream cheese.
I knew it when I saw it.
Yeah.
I'll try this guy right here.
There you go, that looks good.
Try the blue guy.
It's like a powdered, it's like a dusted macaron.
What's this thing? If you don't mind me asking.
That is egg.
That's egg? Egg in a pastry?
What's the technical name?
Yvonne-Yvonne.
Yvonne-Yvonne? Sounds French.
Yes.
You guys are just stealing stuff from the French?
That's alright, we steal stuff from the US all the time.
From everyone.
I'll tell you what, Yvonne-Yvonne is pretty good. I like that. All right, I can
fuck with that. Like a little egg salad and a pastry. Sign me up. Honestly, this was all
done up and everything and it's just like sugar and a croissant. Oh my gosh, what's
the name for those? Tell me out here. What's the name for this again?
Shoe. Shoe, thank you.
I should have known that from Great British Big Off.
Dot Harden, watcher of that. Great show.
It's one of those shows that Kylie and I just can't wait for a new season to drop.
I might want to take off that thing at the bottom.
There it is.
I'm assuming you bit into that?
Nope.
No?
Nope. I'm a pro.
I'm a pastry pro.
Oh yeah, that's good.
That's banging right. I'm gonna see these I'm a pastry pro. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's banging, right?
I'm gonna see these buttery biscuits over here.
Oh, and they're warm.
The butter is for the biscuits?
The cream and the jam, yes.
That's cream?
Jam. You thought that was mayonnaise?
I thought it was butter. That was just like whipped butter.
What's the difference?
This is tea, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
See what we're rocking with. See what all the hype's about.
Okay, that is still blazing hot.
I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right?
Nothing.
Dude, put your pinky out and do it properly.
Cheers. Pinky out.
pinky out oh that's lovely yeah that's very good tea here and you've got little cards there oh nice cards green tea infused with
passion fruit guava and mango like a lot this is the best tea I've ever had in my
fucking life I'm not gonna lie to tea does not taste like this in America. Yeah, it might, but I've never had it, if it does.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I haven't really had too much tea outside.
What's that?
What's the Ted Lasso?
Yeah, you know, I always thought the tea was gonna taste like dirty brown water, and you
know what?
I was right.
No, this does not taste like dirty brown water.
No, it does not, it's actually very nice.
Green tea's like healthy for you, right?
That's what they say. I don't think this is dirty. No, it does not. It's actually very nice. Green tea is like healthy for you, right?
That's what they say.
I don't think this is green.
Mine is, yours not.
Do you have another card over there
that I think will tell you what you have?
Do you not see a card over there?
I can't read.
He doesn't have one?
Okay, I got you.
They know I can't read.
Oh nice, it is very fruity.
It's very nice.
They're just like, we're gonna tell Travis
what his tea is.
I'm not gonna lie, when we said that we were gonna have tea,
I thought we were just gonna have tea.
This is a much bigger.
No, this is how, this is what-
This is what happens.
This is why they're doing this,
is cause this is what happens when you have tea.
So this is what a tea party is.
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna have a whole bunch of new tricks and trade
when I come back with Wyatt.
They didn't tell us what happened.
Wyatt, can you pass me the shoe?
That's Das Boot.
That was lovely.
No, thank you very much.
Jason, you had your own golf tournament.
I did.
Out of getting out of the house.
This is true.
Back in America, that is,
you had the first annual underdog at Manufacturers.
Golf tournament, benefiting B Philly Foundation.
How was it?
Fantastic.
Fuck yes.
My body hurts.
Oh, I love this. Three words for you, just go, man. Fantastic. Fuck yes! My body hurts! Three words for you, just go men!
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
The wonderful people at Manufacturers made it very fun and easy.
The Greenskeepers, of course, is in great shape.
Greens are fast, which usually I'm a fan of slow greens.
Fast greens.
No.
I was racing past a hole in these butts.
Yeah, we gotta hit it slower. No, it was racing past the hole in these butts. Just gotta, yeah, we gotta hit it slower.
No, it was fantastic.
It was a wonderful event.
The energy was exactly what it should be.
To get a mulligan, you had to chug a beer.
That's it?
Yeah.
I would have shot 20 under.
That's what I wanted to do.
Like there's good golfers and there's good drinkers
usually at these golf outings.
Most of the time those don't coalesce.
Yes, they do.
Gotta level the playing field some way.
A lot of people do it with handicaps.
I'm like, nah, just, you got some garage beers,
we'll make this happen.
Get everybody's shit faced.
The highlight of the day was the heckle hole.
Yeah.
Outside of the celebrities.
I guess we'll get to the celebrities first.
That showed up.
You'll see this picture right here.
Dude.
You'll know that guy.
Dude. He was on my fucking bedroom door.
Yeah.
Like the whole door. I had like a life-size like poster
that took up the entire doorframe of Eric Lindros.
That's right.
Broad Street bully. Well, not one of the original Broad Street bullies, but
did play for Philly, was the captain, 88. Super jealous of this.
I know you were super jealous.
John LeClair both showed up.
John LeClair did too?
You fucking asshole.
I know, I was telling both of them,
I was like, you guys have no idea.
I can't be mad though.
My brother would be fangirling so hard right now.
As if I wasn't enough.
Yeah, I was over there in Nashville
meeting Wayne Gretzky.
The irony of it all happening while the NHL,
Stanley Cup is going down.
Also the irony is, on my wall
was a New York Rangers poster of Gretzky.
And on your wall was a Flyers jersey of Eric Lindros.
Yeah.
And you really liked John LeClair.
Yeah, LeClair was a dog.
Yeah.
He was fun to watch.
Those two and Brendan Moore, I mean, it was,
those Flyers were probably one of my favorite teams
growing up.
That's my team I played with in Gretzky 3D hockey 98.
All you needed was three guys.
That's right.
But let me tell you, have you ever met Lynn Drossen person?
No, I haven't.
This is my first time seeing him.
He's fucking massive.
Yeah, I know.
I knew that.
I did not know.
I knew he was big for a hockey player.
Look at his hand.
Yeah, he looks like he would fucking knock you out.
He's not just tall.
He is a fucking monster of a human being.
Imagining that on skates is fucking terrifying.
Yeah, and playing offense.
Typically the big dudes are playing.
And concussed. Defense. Yeah.
Just a runaway train.
Just fearless.
I love it.
Oh man, he has no regard for his own safety.
What is he gonna do?
That's why I love hockey.
You guys had the hackle hole though, right?
Hackle hole was the highlight.
It was on hole one.
It was a long drive hole.
Nice.
First of all, manufacturers, it's really beautiful.
The clubhouse overlooks like a steep drop off.
So you're overlooking the whole golf course.
T1 is up on that hill and you're teeing off to a fairway that's way beneath you.
It's awesome.
Perfect, right?
Get a great shot, great view of it.
The first time I played there, almost drove the greenhouse feeling so bad ass.
Heckles, they got in my head.
They were like, you quitter!
Damn.
They did not hold back.
Nice.
Exactly what we needed.
Fucking quit.
All of them, all the guys that showed up, the Eagles,
just best fans in the world, made it something to remember.
And they did not hold back.
They were throwing out all sorts of things. Those were some of your good ones. Well, I mean I was only there for whole one
Yeah, I've seen some other clips but whole one
We were the first team to get heckled and they heckled me like a quitter like oh well
You you can't come back for another year. You're quitting on us like stuff like that, which hurt my feelings if I'm being honest
which hurt my feelings if I'm being honest. He's fucking crazy!
He's fucking crazy!
Yeah, fuck that!
That was, I think, like, okay, this...
It's working, right? They're doing a good job.
Next guy comes up and he says,
Oh, what's this? Look what this guy's wearing.
Looks like his wife dressed him.
Did your wife pick that out for you today?
Looks back and says, my wife's dead, asshole.
My wife's deceased, alright?
And I'm like, oh fuck, this is going terribly. And without missing a beat, he says, my wife's dead asshole. My wife's deceased, all right? No. And I'm like, oh, fuck.
This is going terribly.
And without missing a beat, he says, so is my dog.
Tell me a sad story next time.
So is my dog, what?
Jesus.
It was ruthless.
Everybody was laughing their ass off.
Luckily, that guy's wife didn't die.
It was just a good coming back from him.
It was a good joke, yeah.
They brought it, and it was a lot of fun.
During the event, after the event, I was up there hanging out with them. They made the event something special for sure. So that's a great bit. I think we're inviting some of those guys,
if not all of them are invited to the Shore event. So if you want to come on down.
All right, see if I can make it. Kylie also stepped up to the tee box.
I really want to see Kylie swing.
Let's see what Kylie's swing looks like here.
She swings like she's a field hockey player.
She's getting lessons?
She fucking played field hockey.
She doesn't need lessons.
It's not the same.
It is.
You ain't going to hit it good.
Just do you, Kai.
Do you?
That's hard.
Fucking ripped it. That's all right.
Fucking ripped it.
Happy Gilmore style.
Who's videotaping this trying to give her a lesson?
She doesn't need fucking, at least she's an athlete.
That's my guy, Maniac Malloy, I think.
Yeah.
Kai, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
It's a great swing.
I don't know if you could do that every shot.
You can't step into every shot like that, but.
That's the way, dude, we played.
Get off the tee, fuck yeah.
We played Topgolf, that's how she hit every ball.
And she beat almost everybody at Topgolf.
She didn't beat me.
Yeah, well, it's hard to beat.
She's got some potential.
Kid's got some spunk in her.
She's got some talent.
Yeah.
She's got a chance.
That's all you need in this world is a chance, Kai.
All right, well, shout out to.
B-Filly. B-Filly, yeah, shout out to... Be Philly. Be Philly, yeah.
And... Chant to manufacturers.
And Underdog Foundation.
That looked fun.
And just let me know, like, a couple months ahead
so I can put it on the calendar
because I really want to go to that one.
Would love to get heckled by Philly fans.
You know, it's my favorite thing.
They're gonna bring it.
And now that I can't come to Philly Games
and support you and get heckled at those games, that'll be like my time that I can get heckled
by Philly Sports.
Dude, they also, they continued to heckle me
outside of that hole.
Like they were just on the hilltop.
I was on holes underneath like,
quitter!
I'm like, God damn it guys, I'm trying to putt right here.
Yeah.
Yeah, they didn't hold back.
I love it.
I just want to let you know, it definitely changed.
There was like a point in time where it was like,
I was one of the Eagles fan base.
Well, yeah, it changed when you beat us in the Super Bowl.
Nobody cared that I came to your games.
It's the same way, nobody cared that I went to your games
to wear Chiefs things for fucking 10 seasons.
The moment we lost to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl,
they're like, this fucking asshole's a Chiefs fan all of a completely different, like embracing me in the stadium.
And I was just like, all right, okay.
The big difference is there's never like any bad blood
at all between Chiefs and Eagles.
I hear you, bad blood, all right.
I hear you, I'm with you.
All right, let's keep this thing moving.
Chiefs fans still love me,
but it's because you guys won.
Either way, I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm you, bad blood, all right. I hear you, I'm with you.
All right, let's keep this thing moving.
Chiefs fans don't love me,
but that's because you guys love me.
Either way though, the Chiefs are just gonna,
Chiefs fans are just pleasant, they're pleasant fans.
What are you trying to say?
You know exactly what I'm trying to say.
We don't get booed after we go three and out
on the first drive.
Are you sure?
All right, I know for a fact we don't.
We gotta talk about it.
Oh, we got another one.
Ooh, nice.
Here we go.
There's another London brewery.
There's another London brewery called Mondo
and the beer is called Dennis Hopper.
Dennis Hopper?
Another beer from London, from Mondo Brewery, Dennis Hopper.
And yeah, we're having a bunch of London beers
because we're in London.
Can't keep these back in the States,
but you know what you can get in the States
is a nice garage beer.
So.
Man, a lot of the IPAs in America
are way more aggressive than this.
I agree.
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We gotta talk about it, Jason.
Why don't we tell everybody what we just got done doing.
If you can't tell by the bracelets right here.
Oh yeah.
Or if you went zero dark 30 and weren't on social media
all weekend.
Yeah.
We went to-
Went to my first concert.
Yeah, not only you.
Me and Princess Kiana.
Yes, Princess Kiana.
Me and Kai.
Made it to the Eris Tour.
And watched Tay absolutely shred it.
Dude, it was amazing.
It was so cool.
Playing in front of 90,000 at Wembley Stadium.
I remember 2015, playing in front of 80,000
in Wembley Stadium, and then seeing Tay up there going crazy.
They get a lot louder for Taylor than they do
for American football.
Yeah, well, and they're also cheering on
all the players on the field.
It's not just one person up there on the stage.
Yeah, exactly.
It was insanely impressive.
There's something like, obviously,
Taylor's an amazing singer, songwriter,
but then to be able to go out there and be a performer
at that level, how long?
She was up there for like three and a half hours,
four hours?
Yeah, 45 songs, bub.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Dude, if I did what she did for one song,
I would have to change my clothes.
Yeah.
Just one.
Just one.
If I'm in the tent, like, gosh, I need a break.
Yeah.
Man, I'm tired of drinking these beers
and Taylor's still singing.
This is amazing. Can't feel my hand anymore because all these friendship braces I'm tired of drinking these beers and Taylor's still singing.
This is amazing. Can't feel my hand anymore because all these friendship braces are cutting off my circulation. I mean, you were stacked. We actually got a video,
if you haven't seen it, you just being so pumped and showing Kyle how many braces you got.
It was an awesome experience. Obviously, the Swifties make it very memorable.
Oh yeah, it was awesome. Everyone's so into it, they're singing all the songs.
It was, there's two concerts that have been like that.
That one, and the first time I saw Bruce Springsteen live,
but it was equal kind of level of like
just these insane fandoms that love these artists so much
that they know all of the songs, all of like,
the run of show even, like the, what is it, the 22 hat?
Yeah.
Dude, I've never cried at a fucking-
It's so cool, isn't it?
Concert.
And I was literally cheering up
watching this little girl's entire,
I'm about to tear up right now.
It was fucking so special.
She got into it.
It was great.
It was awesome.
Every single show she does it.
And she makes every show unique with the acoustic set.
That was my favorite part.
So I know everybody, like right from the go,
it's banger after banger.
The man, Wyatt's favorite song was the second song.
So we recorded that, sent it over to Wyatt.
But the acoustic set, first of all,
I just love acoustic.
Yeah, you're an acoustic kind of guy.
When it's just a musician, dude,
it's just her, a guitar, and 90,000 people.
And obviously the 90,000 people are all singing this song,
so she does have some support.
A lot of unison vocals going on.
And she's blending from one song to another
and going through it in the piano at times.
To be good in front of 90,000 people with just that,
I think you have to be amazing.
And you have to, one, have great songs and great lyrics,
which she obviously has written and made.
Yep.
And then two, be able to perform those seamlessly
on the spot, nothing else to hide it.
Just that was the highlight of the evening for me.
That's awesome.
It's cool to see her get excited for that moment.
And everybody in the show is obviously waiting for that
part of the show
to come up.
They are.
So I'm not the only one that likes the acoustics.
No, everyone's, it's like kind of,
gets everybody on their seat and then on top of that,
it like puts everybody in a room with Taylor.
Yeah.
Like it's not a stadium anymore.
Dude, you're in 90,000 people,
but for some reason it feels like you're in a bar
just listening to somebody play on a piano.
She gets it. Yeah, it was amazing. It was cool. Well, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
We had a whole bunch of the friends and fam in town. Some familiar faces in the suite.
And it's just cool to come over to London and support her and, and yeah,
have a few beers while she absolutely killed it on stage. A couple things 92 percenters noticed,
Jason brought jeans for Jason. That's right. Don't know if you packed them.
You grabbed the luggage and put it on the plane.
And that's good enough.
Nice man.
Yeah.
Jason, I'm not gonna lie dude,
you're looking smooth up there man.
Nice man.
Everyone loves Jason carrying the beer with his teeth,
that is a Kelsey move for sure.
And I only do it in a plastic cup,
but you're saying that you could do it
in a glass cup as well.
Well, you can, it's definitely easier in a plastic cup.
Or a beer can, you can definitely,
I mean, you can do anything with your teeth.
People don't know this, that's how most animals
actually utilize, carry things,
they carry them in their mouths.
So I'm just reverting back to my pre-opposable thumbs
evolution characteristic.
Okay.
Carry that beer right now, do it.
I mean, that's good.
Can you walk around?
She's gonna do other things.
Gosh, I want that to fucking just.
Don't forget people, God gave you
many things to carry stuff with.
Don't forget.
Fucking ridiculous.
And then something that we don't even know if we're allowed to tell you guys,
but we're going to say it here.
Mixed messages on whether we're allowed to share this story or not.
Yeah. And I might hold the Trump card, but we're going to find out.
We met royalty guys. That's right. That's right. There was royalty at the show.
I was fortunate enough that I didn't get caught up in traffic long enough to
where I got there early and, and got to meet Prince William. How about that? Your royal highness.
Last episode I think I was quoted as saying, fuck royalty.
Dude, he was the coolest motherfucker.
He was awesome.
He was so cool.
He was a good dude.
I didn't realize this because obviously we're backstage meeting him because he was there with Little George in Charlotte
and they were an absolute delight to meet.
Wasn't sure if I was supposed to like bow to them, curtsy,
just be an American idiot and shake their hand.
They specified, they said, we did get warning
because honestly we don't know the actual.
Yeah, we wanted to be polite,
especially on this side of the park.
But they said that because we weren't at
like an official royal event,
we didn't need to bow or curtsy.
If it would have been like an official
meeting of royalty event,
then it would have been that.
But I did still address him as your royal highness.
Yeah, no, 100%.
And I've never felt emasculated.
Dude, honestly, I've never seen you give someone.
And I did, that was the closest I've ever been.
I've never seen you give someone that much respect.
You put your beer like 10 feet away from you.
Yeah, I didn't have it in my teeth when I met him.
No.
You're like, your royal highness, thank you.
Thank you for allowing us to enjoy your kingdom.
They were wonderful people, and that's what it's about.
Obviously, literally part of a monarchy royalty.
Hard to be a down to earth human being, I would assume.
I can't imagine.
But came off that way completely.
Very genuine, very cool.
Taylor mentioned this.
We're honored to be there to meet Taylor,
like see Taylor, I think they had already met before.
Yeah.
But.
Well, they actually performed karaoke with Bon Jovi. Are we allowed to share before. Yeah. But, um. Well, they, uh, they actually performed, uh, karaoke with Bon Jovi.
Are we allowed to share that?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's, that's, that's, that's our, everybody knows that.
Okay, cool.
They were, um, they said, yeah, living on a prayer was a song that, uh, that I
guess Prince William, I mean, who doesn't sing, loves to sing karaoke too.
And, um, so Bon Jovi called him up and was like,
yo, why don't you come on up here and sing this one with me?
And I guess he was like, I don't know.
And Taylor was just like, let's do this.
I'll roll up there with you.
You won't be the only one.
So Tay got him out of his shell.
And sure enough, he went up there and they ripped it.
And they said he had a blast.
And I'm just like, I don't know if any other prince
is doing that.
You know what I mean?
Like in terms of royalty, like you like to kind of, I don't know. It seems like is doing that, you know what I mean? Like in terms of royalty, like you like to kinda,
I don't know, it seems like they like to sit back
and the show is the show, but he was cool enough
to be a part of it, but that just shows you how,
you know, personable he is.
I think he's probably always questioning
whenever something like that happens,
because anything he does is gonna be all over everywhere.
So, but yeah, he did it, so shout out to him.
Shout out to Bon Jovi.
Shout out to Bon Jovi. Shout out to Bon Jovi.
For calling the prince.
I gotta say, Prince William was fantastic,
but the highlight was Princess Charlotte.
Prince George was great too.
She was so fucking adorable.
Like I cannot express how, I don't know,
maybe it's because I have three girls now.
It was, she had fire tours, she was asking questions.
It was, that was the most electric part of the-
Yeah, I love it when parents ask their kids
to be vocal, be-
They encourage them to take lead in a conversation.
Absolutely.
You know what I mean?
No doubt.
Just a good meet and a picture and to keep it moving.
Now, listen, let them have a moment,
let them feel comfortable in talking to people.
Yes.
There's nothing worse than a kid just walking in
and just being.
Let's not shit on kids.
No, I'm shitting on parents,
not encouraging their kids to do that.
I agree.
That was awesome.
If anybody's doing it right,
Prince William's doing it right,
so thank you, your royal highness.
It was awesome meeting you.
Very much. And Charlotte and George. That's right. Yeah, so thank you, Your Royal Highness, it was awesome meeting you. Very much.
And Charlotte and George back.
That's right.
Yeah, so we're not sure if we're even allowed
to tell you that.
Yeah, we'll find out later, I guess.
So, Eddie's team, we'll let you know.
All right, well let's get into some more London stuff.
That's right, yeah, we're in London,
so why not talk about some things London related.
We've been to London before, obviously, to play football.
Yeah. I came to London when you played the Lions. London before, obviously, to play football.
I came to London when you played the Lions.
The Lions, yeah, 2015, I believe.
And it was awesome.
Awesome.
We won the game, scored a touchdown in London.
Same play that we actually used in,
to score a touchdown against Buffalo this year
in the playoffs.
Oh nice.
Little tight end screen on the goal line.
You guys were in a tight end screen against Buffalo?
Yes. For forgot about that.
Yep.
All right, one of the really cool things about that trip
was that I just got to experience the city.
Yeah.
It was very fortunate that it was during my bi-week
that year, so I got to go out, go to random bars.
I don't even know where I was at.
I was taking the tube to different areas.
Have you ever been to London outside of playing in London?
No, I haven't.
So have you experienced any of it yet?
I guess we're gonna have another couple of days here.
Dude, I, yeah, I'll.
I'm sorry, I need my salary.
Do you plan on checking anything out?
Buckingham Palace, Big Ben?
I need some plant-based energetics.
Okay.
I've enjoyed London since I've been here.
Okay.
The people are awesome.
The biggest thing that I've noticed is one, I get completely fucked up every time we
take a left turn into the left lane.
I think it's fucking crazy.
I think we're committing suicide and I immediately like, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Takes some getting used to.
Yeah.
So getting used to that.
Every single room I go into,
it feels like it's not made for people my size.
They're older buildings.
Yep. Yep.
Then on top of that, the beers,
I'm not gonna lie, a little bit tastier over here.
Yeah, I mean.
They've been doing it for a little bit longer,
I would assume.
They have been, they have been.
But it does taste really nice over here.
Beers are great, they're flowing lovely.
And I love the scenery, man.
The scenery is awesome.
It kind of switches depending on what part of London you're in.
Yeah. And and I like that.
I think it's cool. I think it's very unique.
I love checking out different architecture and I'm all in on it.
It's really cool to see buildings and places that have been around for so long.
Exactly. I like it.
It feels like it's more part of the landscape.
Yeah. It was like it's embedded there as opposed to like a lot of places in the U.S. that have been built even so long. Exactly. It feels like it's more part of the landscape. Like it's embedded there,
as opposed to a lot of places in the US
that have been built even within the last 20 years.
They're bulldozing stuff to create it.
Yeah, they have to change the landscape up to build it.
So after that, it's like a 200 year old tree
next to something that was built in the 1600s
is gonna feel like it's got a home.
It's cool.
Even the way it rests in the ground, I feel like the buildings are kind of crooked. It is, yeah, it's gonna feel like it's got a home. It's cool. Even the way it like rests in the ground,
I feel like the buildings are kind of like crooked.
It is, yeah, it is what it is.
But it's cool.
It's cool, yeah, it's unique.
You don't have anything you're gonna say
that you're looking forward to checking out?
Probably a few more shows.
Of course.
No? No.
All right, fair enough.
Abbey Road.
What about Abbey?
You gonna go check it out?
What's that?
So we're gonna do some British slang quiz.
We're gonna say some British words and phrases
and see if we can guess what they mean.
Yeah, that sounds like fun.
The New Heights team has put these words here.
We have not been privy to them prior to this show.
I'm way better with slang than I am with proper English.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think you're gonna do much better at this than I am.
So the first phrase we have is see a man about a dog.
Am I saying that right?
How would you guys say it?
That's right?
All right.
See a man about a dog.
I'm gonna assume that that means someone needs to buy a dog
and they're gonna go see a breeder to purchase, no?
It's too easy.
The slang Jason has to me has underlining meaning. and they're gonna go see a breeder to purchase. No? It's too easy.
Slang Jason has to me, has underlining meaning.
I'm gonna say it means see a man about a dog,
means I have a girl for you.
There's no chance.
You're right.
Can we reveal what the actual phrase means, New Heights team?
When you jokingly don't want to reveal where you are going.
That may, yeah.
So you're being secretive.
Yeah.
Commonly used if you're going to the toilet.
I should have used that last night.
I should have used that when you just asked me
what else am I gonna be doing in London?
Gonna see a man about a dog.
See a man about a dog.
That's good, I like this.
I think we're getting the hang of this.
All right, next one, full of beans.
Full of beans.
I think that's probably full of shit, right?
Gotta be. Right, I don't think, I think we got this one. New Heights. Full of beans, full of beans. I think that's probably full of shit, right? Gotta be.
Right, I don't think, I think we got this one.
New hides.
Full of beans, full of shit.
Talking out your ass, full of shit.
Someone who is very energetic and vivacious.
Oh, we were wrong.
Full of beans.
So full of beans is like, life of the party.
Ooh.
I would say you're a full, you always are full of beans.
You're fucking electric.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm with that. All right, full of beans is fun. fucking electric. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Full of beans is fun.
I like that one.
It's brass monkeys outside.
Is that a real fucking saying?
It's cold as balls.
It's brass monkeys.
Would you guys ever say that?
I'm getting a nod here.
I like this.
I like the sound of this.
It's brass.
It's brass monkeys outside.
It's brass monkeys outside.
I think that's like electric, right?
Huh?
It's electric.
Ooh, it's loud as fuck.
What?
I don't even know what's happening now.
Brandon, it can't be that hard.
I'm fucking up in the dock, Jesus Christ.
It's four blocks in the morning.
We see that you're fucking up in the dock, Brandon.
You're a goddamn professional.
When it's bitterly cold knew it.
All right, so I'm- When it's bitterly cold.
I'd say that, I'd say it's cold as fuck.
Did you? Yeah.
That was my first initial reaction to it,
was it's cold as fuck.
How the fuck did you get cold from brass monkeys? Because the brass is cold?
No, man. Sometimes you just it's in you to just know it.
I just don't know what monkeys or brass has to do with being cold.
Hear someone British say because someone can you say dude?
They say in his freeze the nuts of a brass monkey.
Ah, see we're not getting the full Brandon.
I would have got there with that full definition.
So we just informed the actual full length.
Now the British people just say Brass Monkeys.
Can we stop going on Google to figure out what the slang is?
But Brass Monkeys is said because you're being coy
about the full phrase, which is,
freeze the nuts off a Brass Monkey,
which that's definitely cold.
All right, Kent that's definitely cold. All right.
Kent face.
Kent face.
We're from Ohio, so Kent.
Clark Kent.
Oh, Clark.
I was going to say Kent University.
Clark Kent.
Yeah, Clark Kent.
Where are we going with this?
Superman?
Superman is from Cleveland.
That's why I thought you were.
So it's a very handsome person.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I'll double down on that.
A Devonair.
And the answer is, Kamala uses Scott
when a person has seen a person they know.
Ken Face. Ken Face.
So it's just another Ken Face.
Or no, that's a Ken Face.
I know that Ken Face.
All right, cool.
Yeah, nice.
All right, next one. I don't even wanna look up.
Sarah, what's your name? Hey. Hey. I don't even want to look up. Sarah, what's your name?
Hey, hey, I don't even want to look up at you anymore,
because I know that these are not commonly used slang anymore.
Now that I know how common are these?
Somewhat.
Yeah, I got help.
They're still around all across.
The Brass Monkeys ones you.
OK, I would do that. I like it now. I might use it now. All right. The gross monkeys ones you'd probably pick. Okay. I would too.
I like it now.
I might use it now.
All right.
Pied off.
All right.
We're going to look over here.
I'm telling you.
I mean, Pete doesn't even know this one.
We got to stop going for fucking Google.
We got to go to Bing.
Yeah.
I got to ask actual London people, okay.
Pied off.
What does this mean?
Pied off, pissed off.
Pied off means you're fucking shit faced.
That's good.
I think you nailed it. And the answer is, if you've been pied off you've been rejected or shot down
You got pied in the face. Yeah fucking you got crazy. I was of the cloud cream pud. All right tosser
Can I get your number get the fuck out of it?
a tosser a tosser is so this is a wanker. It's a no
A tosser, a tosser is gotta be. So this is a wanker?
It's a, no?
No, no.
Tosser's a bar, is a bartender.
I don't think so.
I think this is a, like an asshole, fucking douchebag.
Stupid or unpleasant person, nailed it.
Butters, butters.
Okay, we're onto butters now.
Butters is silky, you just did something sweet.
Well, it's Bo Allen is what it is.
Butters, like that was nice, that was dope.
I kinda, I'm kinda with ya.
I don't know, some tell me it's not either one of those, negative go ahead in America Butters refers to a certain color of Timberland boot
Can we see what Butters means New Heights team
unappealing disgusting horrible
So we were you was a complete opposite. I knew it though, I felt it though. I was like, I felt it.
I'm like, I'm like, this is nice, this is nice.
And then right before I was like,
a lot of times when something's an antonym,
they're actually closer than you think.
Yeah, antonym, an antonym.
Sorry to all the British out there that we-
Yeah, sorry for anybody we offended
with our terrible-
And on top of that that we-
Pronunciation usage for-
Don't even use any of the slang anymore, so.
I think I might start using tosser.
Brass monkeys, I like when things actually have
like a really dirty meaning,
but you find a way to say it in like a respectful way,
but everybody who really hears it, they think of that.
Like I would have never thought of a brass monkey's nuts
until I found out now.
Now when somebody says brass monkeys,
I'm gonna get a picture of a brass monkey's nuts
and it's gonna be fucking hilarious in my own head.
Yeah, I mean, I like phrases like that.
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We're going to do a segment that we haven't done in a long time called players
as, uh, where we're going to be attempting to, uh, list players that resemble
historical figures of the revolutionary war.
What Jason said.
It's, uh, obviously Americans being in London, we can't help but think back to those days.
And...
Have you watched Benjamin Franklin?
Benjamin Franklin?
It's a show.
I didn't know there was a show.
About Benjamin Franklin.
Sounds like a dope show.
Nice.
You should watch it.
Does it just talk about Benjamin Franklin?
Is it like a reenactment?
Honestly, just curious to have seen it.
I mean, he kind of looks like Benjamin Franklin.
I could see that going pretty well.
He killed it.
I didn't know Franklin was such a smooth operator too.
Are you kidding me?
One of the founding fathers?
All these fucking guys are smooth operators.
Oh no, no.
There's a few that didn't get quite the reputation.
Oh, look, it's George.
Alrighty, we're gonna start off with old horse mouth
George Washington, father of the country, commander in chief's George. All right, we're going to start off with old horse mouth George Washington, father of the
country, commander in chief of the Continental Army and the first president of the United
States.
Wooden teeth, we've actually found out they're not wooden.
Yeah, that's why they've gone to wooden teeth to hide the fact that this guy was a fucking
Neanderthal.
He was a ginger six foot two, 174 pound pound man who back in the day that would be a
Monstrous human being yeah imposing figure and first president of our nation who is taking George Washington is in the NFL
Who is an imposing figure? I feel like Kalei is Campbell like an old. No, it's got to be a founding father
You got to go back. It's gonna be all it has to be it has to be like one of the initial guys
Oh, so we're going old school NFL. No, I see what you're going with who's gotta be older. Older than that. It has to be. It has to be like one of the initial guys.
Oh, so we're going old school NFL.
Now I see what you're going with.
Who's a-
AFL versus NFL.
You know what I mean?
But who was like an imposing, I mean.
Are we going, but it's a player.
It's a player.
It wasn't a coach.
Like he was-
Yeah, you gotta be, yeah, it's a player.
So he was kind of, he was a general.
Not only was he playing and fighting on the field.
Johnny Unitas.
Yeah, he's gotta be a quarterback.
Yeah. Because he's playing playing but he's also commanding
Yeah, Johnny you nice is a good one. That's an old-school Bart star. He's a little too athletic
See, it's just weird cuz like I feel like the quarterbacks back then they're not like as Harold is a quarterbacks now Len
Dawson Len Dawson
Smoking a cig in the locker room. I'm not giving Len Dawson. What?
Is he ready that is he really like that?
Yes. I feel he's like that because you play for the Chiefs.
What do you mean? He won the Super Bowl and he won a bunch of AFL championships before that,
and he played for the AFL, the American Football League.
Yeah. Well, that's also known as the not so good football league.
Yeah. Well, ask a British guy about America.
Right?
That was a good one, right?
Thanks guys.
Some suggestions here from the team.
Joe Namath, Eli Manning, no, no, Andy Reid.
He can't be a coach, he's gotta be a player,
the quarterback, I feel pretty strongly about that.
John Elway, another notable thing, George Washington,
pulled off maybe the biggest upset of all time in the Revolutionary War.
Who's this? George Washington.
Which battle was that? Oh my gosh. What's the one on the, is it the
Battle of the Delaware? Is that the one where he's fucking-
He's coming across the Delaware? Yeah. They got a-
Home-looking George. I think, I don't know. All right, Dick Buckus.
Dick Buckus played and coached.
Who do you think it is? You're going to.
I'm kind of with you on Johnny United.
I don't know why. It's got to be a like a founding quarterback.
And United is more in my head than somebody like
Len Dawson for some reason.
Who was the who was the Browns quarterback back when they were winning titles?
Is Jim Brown? No, before that, though, is. The whole team. It was Paul who was the Browns quarterback back when they were winning titles is Jim Brown no before that though is
The whole team it was Paul Brown was a coach. They're more of a running smash mouth team, huh? Yeah, Otto Graham
That's who I'm thinking of
No, I just don't know there's an NFL figure as iconic as George Washington to really if we're going upsets
We could go Nick Foles. He is a tall dude.
He's a tall man.
He's kinda goofy.
He ain't got a horse.
Like I could see Nick having some horse teeth.
He ain't got horse teeth.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
If in another era, I don't think Nick would be ashamed
of having some horse teeth in that mouth.
He ain't got a horse teeth.
He's got a big mouth.
He's got a horse.
Yeah, well, he's already got horse appendages.
Oh, this is George Washington.
Let's get to our next founding father here.
Benjamin Franklin, old Benny.
Benny, all right.
Benny and the Jets, electric, genius inventor,
limited mobility, also he was 5'9", 220 pounds,
probably a lineman, right? Or is he a coach? He's either not playing, Also, he was 5'9", 220 pounds. Probably a lineman, right?
Or is he a coach?
He's either not playing, he's just like commanding.
I feel like he's a coach.
I think he's a coach.
I agree, I'm with you.
He's a writer, he was a publisher.
Yeah, this is a guy that's really,
he's doing the X's and O's.
Yeah.
He's a schemer.
Ooh, nice word.
Nice word, we're on it.
Who's a schemer?
I mean, it's gotta be
We got two we got two guys it could be as much as I love the Shanahan family I feel like it's got to be one of the greatest like
all-time winning
Okay, so Andy Reid or
Lombardi
Who Belichick I'm not getting a Belichick vibe from Benny. No, it's X's smooth operators Uh, uh, Lombardi. Who?
Belichick.
I'm not getting a Belichick vibe from Benny.
Belichick's a smooth operator, his girlfriend's like.
Let's not go there please.
Jesus Christ.
He's killing it.
Yeah.
I feel like all these guys have to be
from the old era of the NFL.
They can't be modern coaches.
Honestly, the more I look at it,
Kyle Shanahan and Benjamin Franklin,
they mesh actually pretty good.
They do.
I think Andy Reid also a little bit.
Sean McVeigh, maybe, also in the same Shanahan tree.
Electric.
They both really invented that whole style.
For some reason, I was thinking Lombardi.
Hank Stram, matriculate the ball, don't feel it.
Matriculate the ball.
I just feel like it's a older gentleman who really laid the foundation for things and
was inventive of the time.
Oh, that's exactly who it is.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Joe Walsh, the inventor of the West Coast offense, Andy Reid disciple.
Andy Reid is a disciple of ultimately that system.
I thought it was Holmgram.
So Holmgram got it from Walsh.
Who was Walsh the head coach for?
49er, Bill Walsh.
Thank you, why did I say Joe Walsh?
I knew that was wrong when you fucking typed it, Brandon.
Yeah, he's the guitarist for the Eagles.
I fucked that one.
I was like, dude, why does that name sound weird
that I'm saying it that way?
It is a Walsh, man, I was close.
I'm like. It's four o'clock in the morning.
It is four o'clock for you guys.
Bill Walsh, 49ers, right?
That's where West Coast offense was, right?
Is this the offense where the wide receivers
had like a sprinter stance?
I don't know.
I don't know that much about it.
I just know that that whole system was started by him and like the amount of
NFL offenses that have since come out of the bill wash system is pretty
And are based on it or well, it sounds like Kyle Shanahan
I'm going bill Walsh you go Kyle Shanahan go bill Walsh. All right King George
Longest-serving king in British history, blew the biggest lead in modern warfare
against the underdog, the Americans,
big into taxes and procedures.
Who would be King George of the NFL?
I mean, there's only one.
I think it's a unanimous decision here.
Yeah.
Three, two, one, Roger Goodell.
Roger Goodell. Roger Goodell.
In King George's defense, Roger's a fucking great dude.
I fucking love Roger.
I'm sure King George is a great dude.
That's what I'm saying.
The only difference is Roger hasn't blown any lead.
He's still on the come, he's on the up and up.
He's waiting for that to happen.
You know, the XFL is coming.
Yeah.
All right.
King Roger.
Paul Revere. We love you. Paul Revere, American military officer who engaged in a midnight ride in 1775 to alert
nearby minutemen of the approaching British troops.
Legendary figure in, oh my gosh, Boston.
He was the king of the original trash talking, if you think about it, would be the snitch.
Who is the one?
I'm kidding, wasn't it the Battle of Lexington?
When he did it, wasn't that the Paul Revere?
I have no fucking clue.
I think it is.
I mean, he did it in Boston.
No, no he didn't.
I've literally been to the fucking, like,
where he rode, it's in Boston.
No way.
Why are you not believing me on this? I've been to the actual spot.
I don't believe it.
I thought it was Lexington Kentucky.
It's not, it's Boston.
There's like a whole trail that they like have in Boston.
So it was Battle of Lexington in Boston.
I don't know. I don't know if that's real or not. All right.
NFL figures who have been, it's gotta be somebody that is very vocal.
Someone that is brave.
Brave, vocal.
Someone that's aware.
Ooh.
While everybody else is sleeping, this motherfucker's.
He's riding.
Someone's very sneaky.
I feel like this is like a member of the media.
Like this is someone who's shouting it.
Dude. This isn't a player. We got like, Philip Rivers, yeah, he's vocal, but this is like a member of the media. Like this is someone who's shouting it. Dude.
This isn't a player.
We got like Phillip Rivers.
Yeah, he's vocal, but this is like an announcer.
He's announcing that the British are coming.
Who's the most iconic announcer of all time?
Scott Van Pelt.
SVP?
I was thinking more like game day announcer.
Upper East Coast.
I mean, he is an East Coast guy.
I was thinking more game day announcer. Who's the most, like he's John Maddon. John Maddon, yeah, I was about to say. Upper East Coast. I mean, he is an East Coast guy. I was thinking more game day announcer.
Who's the most, like, he's John Madden?
John Madden, yeah, I was about to say.
John Madden.
Paul Revere.
Yeah, I like that.
The British are coming.
God damn it, I gotta hear his voice.
Now this is what you're having,
we have a, it's not even how he talks,
I don't know about it yet.
You're close though.
He got the mommy cooler, he got the daddy cooler,
and then he got the baby cooler. You got the any cooler. You got the baby
Nice man, yeah John Madden
Most iconic announcer of the NFL is the most iconic announcer of the Revolutionary War there you go, all right food section part three on our final bit of a
All righty, food section part three on our final bit of British cuisine, which shocker this or I guess surprise, it's not British cuisine.
It's Philadelphia cuisine, Trav.
I've already had one.
You already had one of these?
I had this for breakfast.
We're in a Philadelphia bar in London, so we thought we would judge something that they
were trying to replicate in my hometown of Philadelphia now.
We're going to try their Philly cheesesteak
at the Pass Young Bar.
You ready for it, Jess?
Ready if you are. Awesome.
That's what that is. Perfect.
And this is cheese whiz,
so this is very true to tradition.
But homemade cheese whiz.
Homemade cheese whiz.
We can import cheese whiz in this country,
so we make it ourselves.
So you don't have commercial cheese whiz
available in this country?
We do not.
You use food regulation.
I'm not gonna lie, I think that's a point to Britain.
I think that's a pro UK,
I don't know that cheese was should be.
What, do they don't microwave their cheese?
Or they microwave their cheese?
No, I think it's a problem that they don't allow
the sale of actual cheese whiz.
So this is really a cheese sauce.
Alrighty, let's give it a go.
Is this a Amoroso roll?
Close enough.
It does feel like it.
It's got a similar texture.
Ooh, fresh out there.
Jesse! I feel like I'm in Philadelphia. This is so good.
Mm-hmm. I gotta say. Not as good as Penn Station, but it is delicious. I did not think, it's really hard to replicate.
No it's not.
No it's not.
We're not doing this.
I feel like the bread is the hardest thing to get right.
100%.
Listen, this is a good cheese.
And the bread, this feels like I'm eating an Amarillo Churro.
But it's. Like this is a piece of bread I would get in Philadelphia.
100%.
The cheese, I mean this is better than cheese was,
if I'm being honest.
I don't really like cheese was.
I usually get American.
Nacho cheese is not so good.
Do you guys have American cheese?
We do, but.
It's a little bit dirty, so I'm okay.
I get it, no, I'm just asking.
I didn't know if that was also illegal in the UK.
There's one thing that I feel like London
has not been able to replicate.
I don't think they're trying to replicate it.
I think the red meat over here is terrible.
They were trying to replicate everything.
Beef over here is not good.
I'll go on record saying that.
Beef in America is fucking fantastic.
You guys lack the amount of corn necessary
in these cow's diets to really.
In the feed, yeah.
Yeah.
That's funny as hell.
But it's really good beef as well.
It's like my third one of the day. It was awesome.
This is a fucking great cheesesteak, Jesse.
Well done.
Well done. Shout out to Nasal Cheese on Steak.
We can eat while we do No Dumb Questions here.
Next segment is No Dumb Questions.
All right, now let's get to the episode everybody knows about.
No Dumb Questions because there because no such thing as dumb questions
There's a bunch of dumb people man. Yeah, no dumb questions is brought to you by uncorressable is the best part of the sandwich
Everyone knows that from joe dom
143 Uh, would you ever consider becoming a ref? Hell? Yes, you would put the league in my hands
I got us boys.
Roger would either fire me right away or I would boost ratings.
Why would he fire you?
Because I'm not throwing a fucking flag.
Old school football, baby.
Helmet to helmet contact flags in the pocket.
Launching the quarterback flags in the pocket.
So target is no targeting. No.
What about kickers? They get special treatment, too. Well, based on the pocket. Targeting. Targeting, no. What about kickers?
They get, special treatment too?
Well, based on the current rules, yes.
No, not a chance.
Not with Travis Kelso officially in?
No, no, no, you're out there on the field,
everyone gets the same rules.
I mean, listen.
It's up to your teammates to fucking stand for it.
I would love these rules,
and I would love an official like that,
but you would get fired immediately.
That's the football I grew up.
Yeah, you'd get fired after one game.
Bring back football.
The New Orleans Saints have lost their starting quarterback punter and kicker all in week one.
Travis Kelsey didn't slow a flag and it's been fired.
Well, we got a
By King Roger.
Yeah, I would not want to be a referee.
No, you don't have to answer to anyone.
I think I would have.
There's no, there's no like media. You don't have to answer to anyone. I think I would have. There's no media, you don't have to justify anything.
You could just fucking just be blatantly wrong
and be okay with it.
I think you are not paying attention
to the current landscape of officiating.
I think those guys are under more scrutiny than ever before.
Back in the day, maybe being official,
but under the current things with the way people gamble
and the expectation of referees to get everything right,
I think I would not wanna be a referee at all.
Anyways, no dumb question.
Number two, would you play for a team in London?
Fuck yes.
Yes.
100%.
Unquestionably.
I'm actually, I'm waiting for that team to play for another team other than the Chiefs.
Like that's the only situation is if I get to play abroad.
Like your home team be abroad.
Yeah.
How long do you think it'll be before there's an NFL team in London?
Less than 10 years.
You think within the decade?
I don't know for a fact it's gonna be London,
but I think the team's NFL will get it.
I think if there's an NFL team,
the first city it's coming to is London.
I'll go on record for that.
I mean, it's where we've been playing
for the most overseas, yeah.
Yeah, there's the most amount of fans here.
There's the biggest appetite in London.
It's a major market.
The only other cities that it would also be in
would be like, I know Germany has a lot of NFL fans,
so there'd probably be a German team,
I'd assume in Munich or Berlin.
But I think London's getting the first one,
if it ever happens.
It's also the closest, for the most part,
to the United States, right? London's not the closest
of Europe. What's the closest? I'm getting a lot of head nods of-
Spain, maybe.
It might be closer. That might be true. I'm trying to look at a map now in my head.
Germany's up there. I think London's more inland than Germany though,
but I don't know where it is compared to like- in my head. Germany's up there. I think London's more inland than Germany though.
But I don't know where it is compared to like.
Well, here's France.
It's definitely closer than Germany.
Cause France is here.
London and the UK are like right above France.
Is that Spain?
Spain's to the left and Portugal to the left of France.
So I guess technically Portugal is probably closer.
Yeah.
The answer is Iceland.
We're not counting Iceland, okay?
We're not going into Viking territory.
We're talking about fucking like normal UK.
Where are you?
Europe. Where's your head at?
You're over here fucking.
Yeah. Well, technically, Greenland, like how far away from the fucking continent
are we getting here? It's on Google.
I googled it. I'm sorry.
I'll play in Iceland. Yeah, Iceland's beautiful.
But Iceland's not getting an NFL team.
They're still trying to lure tourists with cheap fucking flights and cruises.
They got mom.
They're going to get me soon.
Those springs look pretty glorious.
Playing for a team internationally would be really, really cool.
And I'm not going to lie, when I played in London, I thought it was fucking awesome.
It was fun.
I really want to go to a football game out here, a soccer game,
catch a Premier League game out here.
Or a Wrexham game.
God damn it. Yeah, playing in London would be awesome. It's a city that I've enjoyed coming
to watch games in, play games in, just coming to in general. It's a lot of fun. I can still
eat great cheese steaks now that I know this exists too, so why not?
There you go. Well, that does it for No Dumb Questions, brought to you by Uncrustables,
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I'm proud of you. Now we can go enjoy other parts of London like
Still not saying still playing
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My brain is still not really working. I think I've slept seven hours in the last three days. Let me
tell you, I disagree with Taylor. Jet lag is not a choice.
It is when you have accelerator, dude.
Fair enough.