New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Jason on Retirement, Travis Down Under and Flaming Tables | Ep 80
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I had something that we had to take care of this past week.
I owed something.
You did not have to take care of this.
I... Listen, that's a bet.
Man was this enjoyable, guys.
I'm Jason Kelsey. Welcome to New Heights.
Jason Kelsey, welcome to New Heights. Welcome back.
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We've got a special episode for you guys today.
We're together here in Philly.
And if we have a baby, we can't see,
we got our gang green on.
And Jason has just made his big announcement
and we've got to talk about it.
It's one thing that we are good at
is making sure we talk about things.
But before that, Jason, tell the people
what we got coming up.
We got an incredible episode, everyone.
We're, of course, going to get into the retirement speech,
everything that went involved in making that decision.
We're also going to get the Trav's time down under the house
and check out some fan mentions, including a viral photo of a cat
that apparently looks like me.
Well, it doesn't look like me.
It's got a fur, whatever.
We're gonna talk about it.
And we'll wrap up things with some no dumb retirement questions
from the 92%ers.
But first, as always,
new news, new news.
I'm coming in.
I'm a waste bag.
So I can actually hit that note.
All right.
Kelsey Brothers, bobblehead night.
That's right.
We're headed back to the land
right after this episode.
As of this time, the taping of the show,
we are in Philadelphia, but immediately following,
we are headed to Cleveland for the official
Kelsey Brothers, Bobblehead Night.
This is so cool.
At the Cleveland Cavaliers game,
a portion of the proceeds have been agreed to be donated
to the Heights Schools Foundation.
We grew up in Cleveland Heights,
so this is an awesome collaboration
and an opportunity to go back, one, watch Cavs' Game.
All right now.
Be back in Cleveland, but also two,
to give back to the schools and community that raised us.
Yeah, dude, this hits home for me
because I used to take the rapid downtown just to go watch Cavs games when I was
Just taking rapid really yeah in high school. That's nice. I'm just taking to work every day. Yeah. Yeah nice mom you mom actually used to
Key bank and then bank one used to have business tickets at these Cavs games
Yeah, and I would tell and I once I figured that one out
I was like mom you make sure you our put our name down on every single one of the
states and whichever ones don't hit. And we like,
even if it was like us versus like whoever was trash,
like the worst in the league at that point in time, like I think the Caz were
kind of the worst. But anyway, whoever was the worst.
This is pre-Levon James. Nobody wanted to go to that game.
I will happily go to that game. Yeah, yeah, like Big Z and...
Zrunis, Ricky Davis.
Yeah, baby.
D Miles.
This is back when it was the gunned.
Wesley Persons, Danny Ferry.
Should I keep going?
Well, this is, Danny was done by this point.
Yeah, you're right.
Carlos Boozer.
Yeah, Carlos Boozer was there for sure.
And then, LeBron James.
If you guys remember.
I remember actually...
Tickets went up.
I didn't go to very many games
once LeBron got it.
There were the CAF tickets and there was also the,
those tickets also worked for any of the other events.
So we'd go to Lumberjack Games.
Oh yeah, yeah, all the arenas.
You remember the one time we went to the Monster Truck Rally?
Dude.
That was dope.
It's a rodeo.
We need to go to a Monster Truck Rally.
I would.
I do want it to link, I haven't been to one of them for, I don't know if it's, it was good as a monster truck rally. I would. They do want it to link.
I haven't been to one of them for it.
I don't know if it's good.
It was good as a kid.
I don't know.
Yeah, good point.
Take the girls.
Yeah, they'd love it.
I think they would.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, what do you think of this bobblehead?
I think it's got your weight a little disproportion.
No, it's good.
I look nice and slim.
My head looks enormous, but it's a bobblehead.
So I think that's what. Is this the body type you're looking to go to in retirement
uh I feel like if it's hard to gauge because my head's so large because that is one thing that
happens with offense alignment when they lose weight they go too far and your head I feel like
your head gets bigger when you play off this line and it never really shrinks back down.
Like my skull has transformed from years of being 290 pounds.
So if I go too light, then I'll actually look like
this bobblehead and I don't want to look like that.
It's typically in the neck what I see.
Like because your neck is like, that's your protectors.
That's why you gotta keep doing neck.
You're my man, Dave Andrews.
Don't want to get a pencil neck.
Dave Andrews, man.
Got the jerseys on, got your dad,
you got your air dads on the new balance edition.
I think these are sweet, man.
And I wish I could spin a basketball
on my finger like this, I cannot.
We tried.
We tried to learn that so hard
and just never got it down.
The Globe Triders never taught me that one.
I feel like there's a trick that you can learn it.
That would be pretty easy. But we, this is like, the YouTube wasn't around.
Should we try and redo this?
Should we finally learn this?
I feel like there's gotta be a YouTube video out there
that like teaches us a very simple way.
I don't think it's interesting enough.
Okay, cool.
We're really appreciative that the Cavs
are doing this for us, and we're gonna show up
and try and get that place as rowdy as possible,
knowing that they got the Boston Celtics coming in town.
I believe the number one and the number two teams in the east
and right now, calves are back up on top, baby.
There we go.
We're also launching a clothing collaboration
with the calves team shop, the Kelce Bros.
Cleveland's Finest, which is pretty damn cool.
So make sure you check that out,
the limited edition merch when it's available
at the clevelandcavaliersteamshop.com.
Cavaliersteamshop.com.
Am I Cleveland's finest?
Yes, you are.
I don't think that's...
Jason, you are literally the top of Cleveland's finest.
It's like you and Steve Harvey are like,
and Jim Carrey, Drew Carrey.
Drew Carrey, I wish Jim Carrey that'd be a nice one.
That'd be pretty crazy.
Drew's good too.
I love you, Drew.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Yeah, it's you three right there at the top.
And like Jason said, a portion of the proceeds we go into the
Cleveland Heights Schools Foundation initiative and we always
love giving back to the Heights, maybe.
No doubt.
Jason ran a 5k.
How about that?
We ran a 5k, dude.
We walked to 5k.
Was this like the start of you becoming a bobblehead or what?
No, yeah.
This was not the start of losing weight.
This is a, so we do our foundation event every year down in CIO that raises money for the
Eagles Autism Foundation.
But Mike Seafood has been doing an annual event for 15 years now, I believe. Oh, Mike's is good down there too.
Yeah, Mike is a man and his son is on the spectrum and they've been doing a lot of things
for the autism cause and raising money and awareness for a long time, far preceding us
in Seattle City in particular.
That was actually my first time ever going there was for the Polar Plunge, which is when
Mike does his event every year.
Nice.
So we thought, you know.
You skipped out on the polar plunge this year?
No, I did it.
Oh, nice.
Was that the 5K?
Yeah.
The 5K was the polar plunge.
So they don't do, they used to have like a specific time where everyone would go into the ocean together.
Now they still have like the plunge, but you kind of go at your own pace or if you do it, whatever.
But the 5K is the only thing that really is like a thing that happens now, the event down there. they still have like the plunge, but you kind of go at your own pace or if you do it, whatever.
But the 5K is the only thing that really is like a thing
that happens now, the event down there.
So we were down there, we wanted to go down there
because we have a house down there now,
and it's awesome when you take the girls to the beach,
you just let them run.
We thought it'd be really cool to go and run
in Mike's event and show up for that.
So tried running it.
I had like my monarchs.
Not the best running shoe, I don't think.
I'll tell you what, you can mow some grass.
You could lay some mulch.
Yeah, they're great lawn mower.
You could plant some flowers.
You could do some handy work in the garage.
Not a 5K shoe, but.
Not a 5K shoe.
Running around in those things.
So we started off. I mean, you can, cause you did, you did it, but. Not a 5K issue. Running around in those things. So we started off-
I mean you can, because you did, you did it, but-
We started off running and I'm, I shouldn't know, like first of all we were late.
We showed up a little bit late so it already started.
Perfect, that's genius.
And I start running and I'm like, we're like passing-
Did you steal a few blocks too?
Did you?
No.
You started?
We started right from the, we kind of snuck in and still went and as we're running we're
like passing people.
I'm like, okay, we're doing pretty good here.
And I should have known at that point, like,
hey, we need to, this little space down.
So we're running.
And one of the Hammons that we're with says,
Taylor says that every 20 blocks or something like that
is a mile.
All right, she just throws that out there.
So I'm running and we hit about 20 blocks.
And I'm like, hey, I'm doing good. The blocks are kind of short over there. That's, I can see. It's not the
case. Let me, I'm going to get to it. So I thought that was where we were at. And I'm
like, okay, I'm, I'm cruising. This is a good pace. I think I'm going to nail this.
I think I'm actually going to be able to do this. And then like, after we're off of the
promenade boardwalk and we're onto the street, they have a lot.
I think I'm well past a mile and there's a line
and it says one mile and I'm just like, oh my God.
There is, and I know I gotta go three plus.
And I'm like, there's just no way this is happening.
I have given everything I have to get to this point.
So I made it halfway.
I made it just before halfway. I started walking, then just kept walking because I used up everything and then ran
like the last 500 feet.
Where's our mental toughness?
I do see mental toughness do that.
My oh, it was hard.
I'm not built for this.
There's also like this weird.
I feel like the same way with swimming, where like older people have this ability
to just get in this gear
where it's actually like slower than if you walked,
but they can just maintain it.
Yeah.
And I can't maintain my run.
No.
Like I'm like in this gear.
I think you get that after 50.
Like once you hit 50, you find that zone.
Like I'm like watching people swim.
I'm like, how are you even like staying afloat
with how slow you're going?
I don't know how this is like possible.
Like, and but they've outlast me.
You're just buoyant.
It's literally like I'm just living the tortoise in the hair.
The movie, the tortoise in the,
or the story, the tortoise in the hair.
Like that is like what old people are to me
in any conditioning event.
Like they can, they're gonna catch me
because I'm gonna get tired.
And they've somehow they're still.
So you got smoked by Mr. Magoo running past you.
I got smoked by every other player.
I was, it was embarrassing.
I'm not gonna lie.
Pickleball and 5Ks are not something I can compete
with old people in.
We got a good tweet from you.
After Fox Sports NFL tweeted out,
Jason just ran a 5 K to raise money.
You said in quotes, ran is a generous verb for what?
It's a wrong verb.
But it's not generous.
It's incorrect.
But we had a blast.
And I'll tell you what.
I think my time was 45 minutes.
The fact that you just said you did, Jesus,
45 minutes for three miles.
I'm telling you, it was a bad.
I think if I would have I think you're not passing.
You're not passing Roxboro Elementary's gym class.
I would have known.
I should have checked the route out and known exactly how far I was going
because then I would have like stopped earlier and I could have mind fucked you
in mind fucked you and you were checked out after that.
And then once I got to that level of fatigue and like I was just overheated.
My carburetor was steaming.
How does well you finish strong because you ran across the finish.
Well, you got to finish strong.
You can't just walk across the finish line.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what's not good.
I don't know why it's reminding me of this movie that Simbad was in as a kid.
I know exactly where he's running in the race and then just hits a right hook into like the houses.
Gosh, what is that movie?
Sees the double arches and goes
and gets McDonald's in the middle of it.
Oh my gosh, I can't remember that movie.
I could just see you just running.
I know exactly who you're talking about.
Oh man, it's a good one.
If there was a McDonald's, I might have stopped.
It was early.
There's no Mickey D's.
I hadn't had a breakfast yet.
There's no Mickey D's over there in Seattle.
And then after we ran it, we went to the beach
right off the street that our house is on.
And when the water plunged, the little plunge.
Shout out to Mike for doing this thing
for what is it, 19 plus years?
15.
15.
Yep.
I'm sure it'll get to 19 sometime.
Yeah, I mean, it's not stopping.
Sometime within that five years.
It's not stopping anytime soon, so.
Shout out to Mike, man.
Can't wait to get some, that seafood when I'm on That seafood when I'm on the right now, there we go. Well, I had something that we had to take care of this past week
I owed something you did not have to take care of
Listen, that's a bad man was this enjoyable guys. Let's there was an agreement made a pact agreed to and
Well the pact was if the bills beat the chiefs
in the new heights team name competition. Oh okay yeah. That I would have to jump through a flaming
table. It was exhilarating.
It's not at all like the way the Buffalo
Bill's mafia jumps through tables.
This was a very safety first.
I can't wait to hear Bill's mafia.
Just look at the comments and just see you get torch for this.
Why would they torch me?
I jumped through a torch.
Why would they torch me?
You're like bubble wrap, dude.
You were like the safest human being
to ever jump through a burning table.
Well, I thought it'd be fitting
because the Steelers then knocked out the bills.
So wearing-
I was like, dad's a steel mill.
Wearing ed steel mill clothing, a tire.
AKA, it kinda makes sense and it's safe.
So you were like, yeah, I got it.
Listen, I didn't wanna catch on fire.
If I would've been 20 Miller Lights deep
or whatever beer of choice.
I'd say you had a few beverages.
Yeah.
To get the nerves to calm down.
Listen, 20 beers deep.
If I would've been 20 beers deep,
I would've jumped through that thing with my t-shirt on,
but I wasn't 20 beers deep.
We were riding to the firehouse
and you literally said, I'm gonna jump from the top of the fire truck
And in my head I'm like, I thought
That was like a 15 foot jump dude. I don't think it's that high. I think it's 10 foot. I think it's 10 foot. No way.
Dude, I got up on the top of the one truck which was shorter than the fire truck and
Immediately was like man. I'm not on the top of the one truck, which was shorter than the fire truck. And immediately was like, man,
I'm not worried at all about the fire.
You started shaking, you started to like cat out
a little bit like, let me make sure I got my bearings here
because this is the...
The fire was the least intimidating part.
Is this a little too high guys?
What do you guys think?
I was like, no, it's perfect.
Yeah, you trying to egg me out.
Oh dude, what?
I did not, I wanted to see that.
That would have been electric.
You wanted to see me break my hip on the concrete?
No, tuck and roll, grandma, tuck and roll.
Dude, it's hard to tuck and roll
when you're going through a table.
There's objects that are preventing you from rolling.
No, that was, the fire was the least hard to figure out.
Just wearing a bunch of flame retardant stuff.
They gave me the little the the firefighter hood thing
The fire department hood get deal to protect my face and then they gave me gloves
So I felt very confident with the fire
Somebody go skiing it was jumping through a table on concrete like if we would have done that in the middle of snow
I would have jumped off the truck, but I look at that and I was like dude
I had I'm gonna break something want to land on my butt
I looked at that and I was like, dude, I'm gonna break something.
I want to land on my butt.
I'm like, I'll break my tailbone.
If I jump from 10 feet in the air, I'm gonna have my ass.
That's how you break things is you get worried about it.
You just gotta send it and athlete it, man.
You know it.
You know this.
When you're a kid, you just athlete it.
You're just like, dude,
I could jump from this garage onto this trampoline.
Either way, it happened.
The table broke.
Bet is paid.
Shout out to Bill's mafia. It was electric. I will say, it was exhilarating. It was, and table broke, bet is paid. Shout out to Bill's mafia.
It was electric, I will say, it was exhilarating.
It was, and I enjoyed every bit of watching you do it.
The buildup was hilarious, the questions,
the safety briefing with the fire marshal.
Oh man, that was a.
Please, if you're gonna jump through a flaming table,
do it safely.
And find your dad's steel steel mill fire retard and stuff
Man that was hilarious. Yeah, we play Buffalo next year it at Buffalo. Are we gonna run it back?
You gonna I mean listen coming out of the big tree and I'm not gonna say no to anybody with a flame at table
I'm just let you know that right now
You heard it here folks
All right, well, I hope you guys enjoyed that as much as we did.
Let's get some fan mentions of the week out right now.
First up we have a saga of Jason and cats.
Why will they not leave me alone?
What do you mean?
This is destiny.
They know I don't want anything to do with this.
They know you're getting one and they want to show you how much it makes sense.
There was a viral tweet going around of a cat
with a pattern on its back that the internet decided
looks exactly like Jason Kelsey and now.
I want to see a zoomed out photo.
I want to see a zoomed out photo of this cat
and it's not gonna look like me at all.
You cannot unsee it.
It only looks like it because they cut it
and they took a picture where it looks like a beard.
I'm not gonna lie.
Zoomed out, it doesn't look like me. Do you think they?
Hmm. Do you think they?
Do I think they what do you think they they died it?
It does look weird that there's like a white part of the cat and then there's like this weird light
Tanda. I think they might have I mean I
Don't put anything past cat people
What do you mean cat people? You're cat people.
You grew up with one.
We had a great one.
Gosh, Flash was a fucking legend.
She was perfect.
The only time she bothered you was when she wanted to sleep with you.
And other than that, she didn't want you to touch her.
Do not, broad daylight who do not broad daylight
Do not try and play with a cat dude. You would just hear
Sounds from outside at night get like two cats fighting you knew that flash is beating a crap out of somebody
Yeah, sorry to whoever our neighbors were I
Never saw flash with a scratch on her not I heard her fighting saw a dead rodents, saw her kill a bird mid-air once.
I'm pretty positive I remember this happening.
I was sitting on that green couch,
looking out the back of the living room,
and I just see her looking like this.
I'm like, what is Flash doing?
And that bird got a little too low once
and she jumped up and clawed it mid-flight.
It was the most impressive athlete I've ever seen.
Cats, dude.
D.K. Metcalf is a close second.
Jason Peters, close second.
Not gonna lie.
I think Jason might be able to claw a bird out of mid air.
You know, did you ever see that guy catch that one bird in his hand?
Talking about Manu Ginobili.
He called him.
Manu Ginobili caught a bat.
Mid game.
I don't remember this.
Mid game.
Oh, I do remember.
He's double handed it though, right? No, I think he just it he kind of like
Dude, it was nasty. Okay. Yeah back to the cat though. Uh, it's nice for I mean it can be anybody with a beard
Dude, the way the picture excited about flash. It sounds like you're getting a cat
The reason I don't think this looks like me is it doesn't have the eyebrow game is weak weak eyebrow game
I want to be a Kelsey got a better eyebrows. I
can't say
You gotta have a yeah, you gotta have them brows connecting especially ones be Jason next up a lot of a lot of the 92%
Are saw that a princess kiana hey
Kai went out to Milan's fashion week and are wondering how Jason possibly
Managed to watch all three kids while she was away from
At Cat and a bunch of fucking numbers on Twitter or X. Can we get some new heist clips of Jason
watching all three girls while Kylie is rocking Fashion Week out in Milan or do we think Kylie left
Wyatt in charge? I mean Wyatt's always in charge really. Always. You try to not make her be in charge.
Like I try to discipline her.
It is, it's just hard.
Dude.
It's hard to reason with somebody that has no reason.
Dude, she is one of my favorite people to just people watch.
She's great.
Yeah.
I love just people watching her and watching her play with Elliot is
So adorable, but it is
Dad gets them one of the one one of Elliot's birthday gifts was airplane
Guns like little described little foam airplanes foam airplanes that you put on top of a gun
and you basically, yeah, like when I tell you the girls were going nuts.
And it started off with grandpa, dad in the yard saying, Hey, if you guys can hit me,
you win, you get like a popsicle or something like something encouraging.
So they were both firing at dad.
And it's sure enough it ended in dad going inside
being a static that he just got the girl something that they absolutely love.
But then it turns into whoever's in the yard is the target.
Right.
And it's driving range.
The guys out there getting the balls and hey, I'm not practicing on my 9-iron anymore.
I'm going right at this motherfucker.
Lil Elliot on her birthday runs down there to go Retrieve her planes to come back and do it again and sure enough why it's locked and loaded
She's right
Don't hit your sister be careful do not hit your sister as I'm saying it the she keeps track it keeps track it finally stops
Boom right side of the head.
I didn't know it was a headshot.
I didn't know it was a headshot.
And I was like, oh no, why?
I said don't do that.
The slow turn.
Just the joy.
And the smile, the joy of her going straight to the dome.
I was like, this girl.
This girl's got it.
She's got it. Yeah, Ellie's going to be tough. Oh yeah this girl's got it. She's got it.
Yeah, Ellie's gonna be tough.
Oh, yeah, Ellie's, oh, Ellie was having a blast.
She cried for about two seconds and was right back to shooting it.
Oh, man.
Back to Kylie rocking fast.
So this is why Kylie did not leave the charge of the girls, because there had been plenty
of that.
Oh, man.
I'll tell you what, Kylie killed it.
Absolutely killed it.
She did.
I forget who she was. Alberta Faredi.
Hey, all right, now I bet that.
So you were in charge.
Yes, you were.
You were kind of in charge.
No, I wasn't in charge.
So you just handed her off to Graeme.
I was not alone with the girls for more than two
or three hours at any point in the weekend.
Grandma stayed over, Kylie's mom.
They could shout out the least.
She's a saint.
The best.
I could handle Ellie and why.
It's really the baby, the infant that for some reason I'm just not as adept at handling.
Yeah.
I try.
You can't communicate.
How else you just don't wake up like I sleep?
That's a Kelsey trait for sure.
Yeah.
And sometimes I actually do wake up, but I act like I'm still sleeping.
If I'm being honest, don't give it away.
Don't give it away. Don't tell.
We all know. We all know. Oh no. Yeah, we had our babysitter Lauren and
Lease were pulling lots of extra time duty to help us get through that week. Really happy
Kai was able to go out there and she doesn't get any time away from the girls, really. And then between Vegas for the Super Bowl
and then a lot of fashion.
All the playoffs games and everything.
Yeah, yeah, it was awesome.
Nice.
She went out there with her friend, Alaina Grow.
Alaina.
Mike Grow was a coach in Philadelphia.
Shout out to Mike and Alaina is his wife
and they became close when she was in Philly.
And now she got into fashion in
New York City where Mike now coaches for the Giants.
So yeah.
Right on.
If you were to go to a fashion show would you?
You can stop there.
Dude, you've been to a fashion show.
What fashion show did I go to?
87 and Running.
I went to an 87 and running event
That happened to have a fashion show involved with it. I
Was there to support Travis and you dressed up I was there to help you raise money
I was not there to be a part of fashion still went they still counts
Played a prank on me with left
Trying to make me look like a douche
I did a prank on me with Left Go. Oh, that was good.
Trying to make me look like a douche.
Left Go had a great idea.
And it was right.
It was so perfect.
Yeah.
And you're such a good dude.
You're so much of a good dude, you couldn't tell.
For those of you that haven't seen this,
long story short, Adam Lefko, great friend of ours,
hosted the event.
Before the event, he wanted to play a little prank
on Jason when coming in,
acted like everybody and their mother signed this jersey.
Michael Jordan.
I should have known.
Like why would Justin Timberlake sign a cheese.
Jerry Rice, like we just basically forged everyone's
signature and told Jason.
But in the moment I'm like oh yeah, this is cool.
This is a great option item.
This is gonna raise all the money.
It was so good.
But we told him he had to sign it.
And as he's signing it, the waitress comes in with wine to pass around
and accidentally bumps into Jason, pours it over.
Jason thinks, oh no.
She's not bumping into me, she's just like, like, oh.
Yeah.
But playing the prank, Jason then gets accused of
spilling the wine.
We have this video somewhere that we could probably show.
I'll make sure I ask that.
The only one in the room with her when that happened.
And then she, I forget what she said, but she acted like I was the one who
spilled the wine.
Yeah, Jason spilled it on there.
Jason just in there like, I don't know if that's how it went down.
My head.
I'm like, man, I really don't want this woman to like,
she's really, if she's saying this,
she's worried about losing her job or something.
I'm like, fuck it.
How eat it?
I don't give a fuck.
I'm like, whatever.
It wasn't a serious stuff.
In my head, I'm like, man, it's pretty shitty by you,
but I, you know, I get it. Oh man, yeah, so we'll shitty by you, but I, you know,
I get it.
Oh man, yeah, so we'll make sure we get that clip to you,
but um.
I'll be all right.
Yeah, that was Jason's only,
only time ever going to a fashion show.
All right, well, that was fun to remember.
Shout out to Kai over there in Milan.
Killing it.
Kai's killing it.
Oh, that might be a new segment.
Kai's killing it?
Killing it with Kai?
She did start like a little TikTok thing of like places Kylie has no business going.
I think that's what it was.
God damn it. That's about as good as Jason getting out of the house right there.
Yeah. I had to be tagged it because I just still don't.
I've yeah, I've never been on TikTok.
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How about it?
That's right, mid night on February 29th,
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The only problem is I forgot, did you forget?
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I don't even know what day it was.
I think it was like Tuesday maybe or something like that.
Yeah, no, I don't wake up on Tuesdays.
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Yeah. So. Yeah. No, I'd say shout out. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, that's all we got for that.
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Before we get to talking all things retirement, Travis traveled down under and we got to talk
about it.
Trav, what the hell is your life doing right now?
Dude, I have no idea.
Yeah.
A lot of false media being tossed out there
But it is it is a what wasn't false and it was when I landed in Australia and seeing
All the all the cameras and yeah, you're like the Beatles. Yeah, I went into the to the FBO. No, I'm like the beat
Was this speed skater?
That's a
Think of Apollo and like it's I don't know. Yeah. Oh my god. That's fucking hilarious. Oh god, that's good. Uh, you'll go. Oh, no
Oh god, uh, no. I don't even know the full story of you.
I know that she was with John Lennon and that's about the extent that I know.
But yeah, she might have been a figure skater actually.
I mean, who knows.
Speed skater, speed skater.
Speed skater, sorry.
All right.
Well, dude, it's a wild ride.
It's a wild ride.
But I will tell you this, Australia.
Loved it. Did not disappoint.
Yeah, I can imagine.
It was amazing over there.
I only went to Sydney.
Got a lot of friends that I've met over the years that are out there in Melbourne.
Definitely want to get out there and see you guys and see what Melbourne has to offer.
But I'll tell you what, Sydney was it was a beautiful city.
Yeah.
The layout was very, I want to say similar to Miami,
but it has a lot of intercostal,
and it was cool to see, I don't know,
just the layout of the land over there,
let alone the zoo and seeing all the exotic animals.
And it was fun, man.
We got to get to that.
Yeah.
What?
The zoo.
Were there just drones above your heads at all?
Like where did this footage come from?
No, no, there were full on helicopters just flying around.
A helicopter.
Yeah, they helicoptered us.
Well, not us.
That just seems like how much?
Yeah, they don't want it.
They don't.
This is all because Taylor's the biggest and the best thing possible.
Yeah, of course.
To tell you what, though, the kangaroos were pretty sweet.
Got to got to see a red panda up up close and personal.
Panda. Yeah.
That was like it looked like raccoons more than pandas. Got to got to see a red panda up up close and personal. Yeah
Like raccoons more than pandas, but it looked like a friendly raccoon, you know some raccoons Yeah, just fucking I think all right
I'm not fucking with that like a they're kind of cute in the face, but you know that they got like claws and yeah
This this little guy sir like he was friendly was
I'm not very
Yeah, no, you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna fuck with the red panda though.
Those things were sweet.
Yeah, you don't think it would attack you
if you went in the cage?
One of my favorite things is the zookeeper,
the one showing us the red panda was,
like we had to go in a cage just to go in to like see
the panda in like a, like the panda area.
Yeah.
And they're like, all right,
now make sure that door's closed.
And when you get out of here,
quickly close this one because they are escape artists.
And I was just like, this thing just got
so many brownie points for me, dude.
Like, oh, it's kind of got like the little.
How many times has this thing gotten out?
I'm just like, it's kind of got like the little mask.
Is it daily?
It's like raccoons, it's like a.
They're sneaky individuals.
What, dude, we just,
cause raccoons are sneaky too.
Is it anything that looks like it kind of has
like a built in mask? Just stealthy?
Yeah, it's like nature naturally new to like.
I have wondered this.
So back to the zoo.
I've never been to a zoo in another country or zoos in other countries.
Do they have animals of stuff that's in like North America?
Like are there like white tail deer in the Australian zoo?
Oh no. No, I didn't see everything.
It was a bald eagle.
I don't even know if everything like, yeah, I saw a crocodile.
Which is fucking way bigger than alligators.
Alligators are.
I don't know if they're like only in America, but it's like most other places
is crocodile. Alligators like like unique to believe the US.
OK, thank God, because that thing was enormous.
Saltwater Crock, yeah, they get pretty big.
And it looked like an order.
It's a living dinosaur.
What, did you, it's like a moose or a bear, like grizzly bear?
I didn't see anything over there, no.
They just had their own animals.
We're the only ones.
What's the point of going to the zoo if they just got...
No, they had some...
You can go see kangaroos.
They had some animals from Asia.
The two elephants that I saw it just got out there
I think in 2019 they were from Africa. All right, so they got the elephants. Yeah
Giraffes didn't see giraffes
I think the zoo was rather was a little bit more new than the big like Steve Irwin zoo out there
So they're just they're just now starting to get some a lot of horns. Yeah, but saw a tiger sitting up in a tree house
Actually was fucking sweet. I ain't no lie. It's a the horns. Yeah. But saw a tiger sitting up in a treehouse. Actually, it was fucking sweet. I ain't no lie.
It's a treehouse. Yeah.
So if I saw a lion up close, I saw that photo.
Dude, what would that feel like that when you hear that?
Because I would like
to take a picture of just like, oh, my gosh.
Yeah. Let alone one.
You see three of them like run down from like they're like
Rock their perch. Yeah, they're like no one that they're about to get fed pride rock
You see how fast and agile that thing is yeah, dude
I'm not messing with cats don't matter what size
You can tell one was like the the big bad. just like, damn. Yeah. That's a bad animal.
That's a bad man right there.
Well, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, it was fun.
That was a fun one.
And then we got to enjoy the Taylor Swift show.
Did you feed any of the animals?
Yeah, I was just telling you.
We fed a red panda some, what are those little,
the big, the enormous sized hamsters.
Starts with a C.
No, koal's not a C.
Definitely fed some Koalas, some eucalyptus leaves.
Yeah.
Capiparia.
Oh yeah.
Capiparas, the things were like, they had like,
like literally the teeth, the size of my fingers
just like right here.
Yeah, take a little rodent, over side of the rodent.
It was enormous and it was crazy how like heavy it was and how athletic it was for sure.
Do you think Winnie could have taken it?
No, I do those things for vicious.
I bet Winnie would fuck that thing up.
The things were quick, dude.
It's more athletic.
No chance.
All right.
Dingo.
Yeah, we fed some Dingo's.
Nice.
At least I think they were Dingo's.
E-moo.
Never.
No.
I saw one. Ostrich? Yeah, I saw one. She an E-moo? Never, no. I saw one.
Ostrich?
Yeah, I saw one.
She an E-moo or an ostrich, which one?
I think it was an E-moo.
Honestly, what's the, like ostrich are just bigger
than E-moo, but they kind of look similar, right?
Yeah, got them wangs, but they ain't going nowhere.
Well, heavy to get up in the air.
Yeah, yeah, what else did I feed?
The eucalyptus leaves to the koalas.
They were they weren't doing anything.
They were just chilling.
So what koalas do?
Do you smell the koalas breath?
Does it just smell like eucalyptus at all times?
I didn't smell anything. No.
It just smelled like a zoo the entire time.
So like shit. Yeah.
I was a pet in a rhino.
You pet a rhino?
How is that not the fucking thing you lead with?
That's a good point.
What did it feel like?
It felt terrifying.
Yeah.
To be even in the same pen.
Did it feel like a leather jacket
or was this something?
I think it just got done running around in mud.
Like me petting it was like me like putting my hand
on a like plastered wall.
Yeah.
Dude, that thing was rock solid.
Yeah.
It's an impressive animal.
Yeah, no.
And it was jumping around instead of it was real playful.
So they're like, all right, you gotta watch out.
It's real playful right now.
I'm just like, what?
So I gotta catch it at like an even day.
Yeah.
Was it a what?
You can't be too happy, you can't be too mad.
Just got a little...
I mean, they're, just gotta watch out for the horn.
Or get in the tram.
Dude, those things are majestic, man.
Yeah, it's a big animal.
It's a pretty, that's cool.
You could tell how heavy that thing is
and how it could just fuck you up.
You just sidestep it though.
It's probably not very agile, right?
No, dude, when I tell you that thing is agile.
Oh yeah?
Quick too.
All right. Yeah, yeah quick to
Yeah, you also went to a
Taylor Sydney show I did
Sydney did not disappoint. I'm pretty sure the crowds over there are
after well, they're They're already rowdy. Yeah, right the Australians are pretty rowdy. They like to have a good time
Yeah, I like to have a good time. Yes, they were just like a little bit louder than the Argentinian crowd
Okay, and I was not expecting that because Argentina was loud fucking wow
Yeah, and they were they were into it and so was Sydney
So Taylor's very fond of performing in Australia because of the crowds over there and how how into it they get
Yeah, awesome shout out to Australia for showing up, showing out.
All right now.
One of the things that everybody liked to point out
was you're in Ross's tire.
Did you plan out to look like Blue Ian Bingo?
We came down, I came downstairs from the hotel
and I saw him and I was like, God damn it.
You knew you were gonna get the Blue Ian Bingo?
Immediately, no.
I had my outfit on, he had his outfit on. you were gonna get the bluey? Immediately, no, I had my outfit on,
he had his outfit on, we were going to the car
at like on time.
Yeah.
Like, I can't change now.
And we're just like, we're just gonna have to eat this one.
Eat what?
You guys look very Australian.
We look like you and Marshmallow
at the chief's after party.
You feel like you look choreographed.
Like it's like it was planned and it wasn't planned.
The movie is a tremendous show.
It's all right.
Shout out to Blue.
There were a bunch of other ones that were pretty good.
The M&Ms was pretty good.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Well, it also looked like there were a lot
of Travis Kelsey jerseys among the fans out there
in Sydney.
There was a few.
There's a good amount of American football crowd out there.
And I think just like Taylor fans,
so they wanted to show their support.
Have you, how do you feel about your jersey being worn
all over the Eris Tour?
It's pretty fucking cool to just have
your jersey being worn.
Even if it's just on a day or at a football game.
I only ask it because it's in this clip.
I mean, right now I guarantee you there's it's in this clip. I mean, I'll guarantee you right now,
I guarantee you there's people out in Philly
right now wearing your jersey.
Guarantee it.
Well, yeah, I just retired yesterday.
Yeah, well, every day is a Jason Kelsey day
in Philadelphia now.
Okay.
Then after all Australia, you went back to Vegas
to continue celebrating your championship.
All right now.
Why back to Vegas?
You guys haven't had enough of Vegas yet?
No, and we had been, this had been something
that we talked about as a team, like, oh man,
when we went into Vegas, we're gonna go back
and like have a good time, do it right.
Yeah.
Hit the casino.
AKA gamble and go to the casino.
Yeah, because we couldn't do any of that.
Those of you that don't know,
the NFL doesn't allow you on when you're.
Didn't, when you're going for the Super Bowl,
they said no casinos.
But even if we're just playing the Raiders
in a regular week, if you're there on business for the NFL,
you can't gamble or do anything fun in Vegas.
And essentially, we wanted to have some fun.
So we went back as a team,
they made some World Championship belts.
I got all the WWE ones, but this one was pretty cool. Hosting the, or hoisting, which yeah, hoisting.
Hoisting the belt.
The World Boxing Championship.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Who had that on them?
I did.
Yeah, I did.
Because I'm the World Champ.
I don't care what.
Is this an actual official?
Anybody says about it just being an American sport
or American, I'm the World Champ.
Until there's another football team Is this an actual official? Anybody says about it just being an American sport or American, I am the world champ.
Until there's another football team
that can even remotely compete with an NFL team.
I don't think that it's a competition, yeah.
Either way, that was pretty cool.
I'm the world champion.
The win always.
My couch with sandals, because nobody does it better.
We got to get this man a belt.
We got to get him a belt.
Somebody make him a sandal belt.
Yeah, so we went back, had some fun.
We had been talking about doing it all year.
If we got a chance to win the Super Bowl again
and sure enough, those memories you get
of the aftermath with the guys is stuff I'll remember
for the rest of my life, man.
I think you've done it, but the teams are never the same.
And even when you repeat it's even to this day, you know, a handful of decisions have
been made with the chiefs and a few guys aren't with us.
And I wanted to make sure that I got every chance to enjoy this with those guys immediately
afterwards.
And I was, it was definitely well worth it, man.
It was definitely well worth it.
We had a blast, had some fun.
And then I went to California and got caught going to Nobu at the same time as Christian
McCaffrey.
You guys had dinner together?
No, we didn't.
But if I would have known that him and Olivia were there, I would have sent over a drink or at least came over and say congrats on
an unbelievable season. Got so much respect for that guy. And obviously all the all the
49ers that we played. And yeah, if I would have knew he was there, I would have definitely
said hello, but I didn't see that he was there. And sure enough, TMZ is throwing it out there
that it's remarkable. It really is. There's such a rush to get things out there. They're enjoying us even saying that it wasn't
Yeah, it's just they're there. They're enjoying their attention to them and they just love attention
So Kylie apparently is pregnant with our fourth child. It's a boy. What no way
In this made-up universe, thank you guys made you guys made a baby in Milan. That's right
If she got pregnant Milan, we got some things to answer here.
That photo of me, Zach Alfenakis from the hangover,
like it's crazy.
There was like a three year old video Wyatt
before a game this year that an announcer made it seem
like she was playing center.
And I'm like, she was reacting to the combine.
Like what do we, people just will say anything.
Anything to get some likes or clicks
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Throw it out there.
It's fucking ridiculous.
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Apparently leaving the country.
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for out of the house. Let's get to what you guys have been waiting for
After 13 years, dude, man
Seven Pro Bowl six first team all-pros seasons a hundred and ninety three total games. Holy shit
That's a lot of football a hundred and fifty six consecutive starts, which is a record just one of those well Eagles record records or records dude
It's not a world record and a super bowl champion with the Philadelphia Eagles
You have officially decided to hang them up, dude. Yeah
And we couldn't be more proud of you man, but thanks, man. We got to talk about it
Let's do it the retirement speech was one for the ages ladies and gentlemen if you haven't seen it
Grab a box of Kleenex before you do it
The guy poured his heart out poured his heart out as he does every single time talking about the things that he loves and
Just the
It was beautiful to see how grateful you are how the memories that you that you've gathered over the years with the people that
That have gotten you
to this point in your life.
And it was well said, man.
It was a beautiful thing.
It's been less than 24 hours since you've made
the announcement, but how does it finally feel
that it's out there?
Does it feel relieved or?
Yeah, I think it's been a long time coming.
Obviously I've debated retiring for the last few seasons.
So I think it's, you know, it got to the point
where, you know, I knew that that's what I wanted to do.
And it was nerve-wracking getting to that day.
But a lot of the things that I said
and kind of, you know, shared are things that I said and kind of,
you know, shared are things that I've wanted to share for a long time and you wait for the moment
where it feels right to do it.
A lot of those things were notes that I've compiled
throughout my career.
I like take notes on my phone.
So it's just kind of like plug in place.
Such a good idea.
I need to start.
It felt good to finally get it out there in some ways and in other ways. It's, you know, it need to start. It felt good to finally get it out there
in some ways and other ways.
It's still hard and it's-
And it hurts.
It didn't look easy.
It's weird.
It's not like it's easy or hard to say it.
It's more just like hard to like come to grips
with like the finality of it.
But yeah, I was hoping I had said it enough times
that I wouldn't cry as much as I did.
I think it's good to show emotion through it,
but I mean, I couldn't, I was sobbing
before I even started, so.
That was not a good.
You definitely set the tone.
You set the tone for definitely the entire family,
let alone everyone listening.
Especially the beginning portion of it.
Got broken up a lot, but obviously,
you know, proud of all the people that were there
and you know, what they've meant to me
and wanted to share that and you know, yeah.
Who helped you the most in deciding all this, man?
In deciding whether to keep playing or not.
Yeah, who was the biggest influence helping you?
Me, you know, and I think that's how I knew,
like in previous years, I got to reach out to other guys,
like, hey, how do you know when you want to stop playing
or, you know, stop, what do you think?
And the reality was, I, you know,
it was more firm than it's ever been this year
that I just don't think physically I can compete
at the level that I want to anymore.
And the, it really compete the way I want to.
You know, my elbow and little of my knees.
It's just gotten to the point where the deterioration
and the recovery from that deterioration
hasn't really manifested on game day yet.
But I know it's gonna start doing that.
And I'd rather, I'd really rather not, I'm hard on myself.
And if I go out there and I'm not the player
that I wanna be, it'll crush me.
So I feel very confident in the decision I made.
I know that it's time.
I've had a really good run and,
but that's the biggest reason why.
Was everybody in the facility leading up to this moment?
Like, dude, don't do it.
No, I think everybody knows.
People watch, on some level, people want me to stay there.
Was it like Wolf on Wall Street,
like, dude, he's not gonna really do it, is he?
I don't know.
I think at the end of the day,
everybody just wants what I want at this point.
And I think people still want me to play if I want to, but if you don't want to, you shouldn't
do it.
And the reality is I don't want to do that anymore.
And sure, there's parts of me that want to.
There will always be parts of me that want to go out on game day and play and want to
compete and want to compete and
Want to be there with your teammates like that stuff will never go away, but just the the
The physical portion is at a point that it's it's not a desire to continue to do and that's something I think I can do and be happy about it. So yeah, it's over and and that's good. You know, I think it's certainly
about it. So yeah, it's over and that's good. You know, I think it's certainly terrifying in some ways
cause you know, I've only really played football
my whole life.
So we got to try and figure something else out.
Luckily this podcast and all of our fans and everybody
have, there's some opportunities now and that's great.
But at the end of the day, it's still a new chapter.
I'm incredibly excited about what could happen and also nervous about what life is going to look like now.
Walk us through that outfit of choice.
Yeah.
Was that your press conference outfit? Is that like you wanted to go into that thing?
Yeah. So I guess I start out the day, that's the first choice you got to make. You know,
you're like, all right, what am I going to wear to this thing?
Who am I going gonna dress up as?
It's like suit and tie is what most people wear.
And I'm like, that wouldn't feel right.
Like I don't think, you know, for me, I don't think-
It's not a wedding, you know.
Only time I've ever seen you wear a suit and tie.
I'm wearing a suit and tie when I have to,
and that's about it.
And I'm walking through like, okay,
do I wear like a Cleveland Heights shirt?
Do I wear like an Eagle shirt?
I open one of the drawers and this is like a shirt
that has holes in it and I've worn in practice
and every year I've lifted weights in it.
And I'm like, you know what, this shirt in some ways
was a part of this journey with me
more than anything else in this closet.
So I'll wear this.
Then we got there and a lot of people don't know this
but my trainer, one of the trainers at the Eagles
has been battling cancer all season long
and he's been there my entire career too.
Joe Pella and thankfully he's in remission.
They don't have any signs of it.
Yeah, Joe. They're still gonna to, I think, do an operation to,
you know, really make sure, but he's looking good.
But he wasn't able to tape me for any of the games this year.
And he's taped my ankles my whole career.
So he taped my ankles for the press conference one last time.
Nice, man.
So I had ankle tape on with sandals.
So, yeah, that was what went into, I guess, the attire.
Nice.
Yeah.
Well, shout out, Joe.
We'll see you at Seattle.
Yeah.
Well, I'll see you for...
He hasn't drank at all.
He's gone completely vegan, cut out alcohol completely
to try and, you know, really give his body the best chance
of fighting it off with chemo and everything.
And it's worked.
But he's finally, he's asked the doctors,
like, can he have a beer on St. Patrick's Day
and they're like, there's no evidence to say that you can't.
So we're gonna enjoy some beverages for St. Patrick's Day.
Have a nice one.
Just one, just one beer, haven't heard anybody.
We're two.
Well, the speech was unbelievable.
As good of a football player you are, man,
a professional speaker is, I mean,
it's gotta be in the next line of work,
whether it's here on the podcast
or you running for president, whichever one you wanna do,
I'm sure you can do.
Well, yeah, it's easy.
I think it's really easy to give speeches
when you are just reciting what you lived
and what you've experienced.
I don't know that I can, you know,
go up in front of a corporation
and give a speech about that.
You know what I mean?
For me to just recant all the people
that have been really meaningful in my life
and all the experience I've had with my teammates
in the city, like I'm just reciting history.
So to me, it makes it easier.
And I felt the same way about the parade speech.
Like, I didn't say anything up there that wasn't like, I didn't make anything up. It was all out
there. So that's what makes it easy. Like to come up with like something off the cuff that I think
it would be a lot harder. So this one was easier, right? I'd already written it for like 13 years.
Like I said, I take notes, wake up at times
and have these thoughts on my head and just jot them down.
Really the only thing I had to do is figure out the order
and I'm putting everything.
Did you, you did that, was it just you or did you have any?
So I read the first draft to Brett Strohsaker.
He works in our media department with the Eagles.
Well, actually I read the first draft to Kylie
and then I read the first draft to Brett
and both of them had like, oh, you should you put this person in there?
Should you put that person?
Like, I don't know if you should make a big dick Nick joke.
I'm like, fuck you.
And.
Dude, it was so good.
A Tex Nick to make sure he was okay with it.
And he was like, of course he was like, yeah, you can tell everybody.
But the surprising one was when he said, I asked Tori and Tori's wife and Tori gave
the okay.
That was the surprising part.
I was like, okay, all right, Tori.
All right.
Thanks, Tor.
Everyone enjoyed it.
A lot of people are saying it was their favorite part of it.
Yeah.
So I think you kind of, you know, start with a framework.
I decided to go chronologically for the most part and save the most
meaningful people and stories and messages for the ending portion.
We're all reciting some memories of the most impactful things that
happened throughout my career.
So kind of settled into that framework and then, you know,
rewrote it a few times, changed things up, added things
here and there. Like the section on you with like, was like, I changed that day of like,
hey, I'm trying to think like, I got to say more about like growing up with travel, what
about, and I'm like, oh yeah, like playing in the backyard, like, you know, playing,
we played multiple Super Bowls before we ever left the house.
Like, you know, we envisioned ourselves
being Jim Tomey, Carlos Baerga, like, you know, I think you,
so that stuff kind of went in last second.
That's still I'm trying to be Carlos Baerga.
Yeah.
I mean, he was a-
Kenny Lofton, you name it, do the old guardians.
Every, if you were a sports figure in Cleveland, we imagined the 90s Indians were, were huge.
Now those were the teams in Cleveland. The Browns left in the 90s.
So we didn't even have a football team. Yeah. Just became a fan of the game.
Was a fan. Drone.
Bedis is my guy. The bus.
I was a five guy. Drone.
Bedis and Michael Stott were and then Brian or lacker
Ray Lewis
You were who I was farf. Yeah, you're pretty. I thought I had a cannon like him to man. God
You did you know you just
Before you twirled a room you check that thing now that we got some more time
You there anybody that you want wanna give a shout out to
that you just-
I don't even wanna do that.
I don't wanna do that right now
because there's gonna be people I'm gonna leave off
if I'm just randomly ripping that out the top of my head.
Delete that.
Yeah, no, listen,
there's a lot of people I wanna thank.
Team mates and like so many people have reached out
since yesterday.
It's been so cool to see everybody.
I have text nobody back because it's-
That boy? It's a lot. That boy. I'm dread so cool to see everybody. I have texted nobody back because it's a lot.
It's a boy.
I'm dreading having to try and get through all these.
At the same time, I'm excited because there's a lot
of meaningful people that have texted me and reached out.
Listen, this is why football is so special.
You know, unlike any other sport,
especially offensive line, like this is what's crazy.
I am a center.
Like I make no plays on my own. My job is just to
facilitate an environment where other guys can make plays. And, you know, I'm still being celebrated
and talked about on a level. And I think that's awesome for the other guys that play my position
and for the other kids that play off into line. like it's largely been an unheralded position for a long time. And in some ways, I think the offensive line symbolizes
the sport better than anything else. You know, there's, we're all ultimately relying on
the guys next to us and the coach and what they're calling and, you know, the systems
you're running.
The physicality of the game.
It's such a dependent game.
There'd be too many people to thank and try and hit by listing off you know all of my
teammates and coaches and people in the building and you know T Roy or Janitor.
You know I mean Tony like I mean it's ridiculous, you know, try to limit it to really just like
the people that for sure made like a very pointed impact.
And then of course the head figures at each level,
you know, that's the beauty of football.
It's the most complete team game that there is.
Ever, yeah.
In my mind.
Hey man, we love teaming up.
Ah! Well, I, we love teaming up. Well, I am. We did
not talk about much of your retirement. And I wanted to make sure that you you didn't feel
any pressure from me to keep going. No, and I wanted you to keep going. I wanted you to
keep playing. Why didn't you tell me this? I would have changed my mind. No, no, no. I didn't, I, you've always been a step ahead of me
in this game.
Yeah, but it's in this game alone.
You've always been a step ahead of me
and it's always been like I've had that flotation device
right there.
And it's to have you out of it man. It feels it feels empty and it
definitely um it feels like it's a it's complete you know it's it was a success
I
Hear you yeah, it was a it was a fun-ass journey to watch and
Like I said yesterday, man, I just appreciate you showing me the way and
Bringing us all along the journey with you. Yeah, we showed each other the way. I think it's, I appreciate it. Listen, I'm out of playing, but I'm still gonna be,
I'm still going to the games, like I said,
you know, you've been playing for a long time on your own.
And I look forward to being able to appreciate
and watch your games more and take in the bigger picture
of football and everything that it has to offer.
While still remaining local in Philadelphia,
like I'll never not be there,
but definitely looking forward to,
I don't know, it's a different chapter.
And in some ways I'll be able to experience more things
and do things that I've never done before,
which is exciting.
Well, it was just, it was cool being,
being the tag team of the National Football League.
Pretty cool shit.
You had didn't talk to you about it.
I'll let you kind of do your own thing.
And I could have been more proud listening to you yesterday.
And it's just, it's been a lot of emotions,
a lot of sad emotions, a lot of exciting emotions.
I mean, you got the fucking world in your palm right now,
dude, and you got three little ones
that I know you're dying to watch grow up and...
Oh yeah.
It's just a lot of future, exciting future things
that we have to look forward to.
Absolutely.
And yeah, it's, yeah.
So back to the speech.
Can I see the clean ice real quick
so I can just help this thing real quick?
I'm sorry, I would be crying more
but I wasted all of my tears.
Yeah.
But.
You know I got plenty of those.
I'll probably break down here at some point.
You hit the intensity of the Philly fans, man.
It was awesome.
You hit it spot on.
You've been spot on with it your entire career.
Here in Bernstein, Jason.
Yeah.
Your guy tell you that Philly's an awesome city.
You're gonna love it.
You embodied that place before you even knew you embodied it.
And your toughness, your desire for excellence,
your drive to be the best and not settle for anything
other than that, the way you talked about the Philly fanbase
was so spot on and it just, man,
honestly being here in Philly, I, for the past 13
years, I feel like I've become a part of this sports town so random.
I was a huge Flyers fan growing up because of Eric Lindross and John Leclerc and for
you to come in here and become idols like that for kids has been pretty damn cool.
Did you always want to make the announcement
alongside the Eagles organization?
Was that kind of like in your mind to like
stay a Philadelphia Eagle your entire career?
Well, yeah, and you want to.
I mean, I've been very blessed to have that opportunity.
I've even talked about it in the speech
that almost didn't happen, right?
Yeah.
There's so many things that need to go right
for you to stay in one spot.
Organization has to want you,
financial lead has to work out.
Then you gotta wanna continue to play in the same spot.
And I think it's really hard to do in any sport
in today's age.
It's very rare that both of those sides
and the financial thing line up for your whole career.
So it was a goal, you know, I talked about it.
You know, we saw everybody leave in Cleveland.
Did Big Z ever play anywhere else?
That's the only guy that I dreamt.
It's a Dronis.
It's a Dronis, might've been the only one.
He was the only one.
You know, it's not, listen, I still love Jim Tomey.
I love Manny and all the guys that played in Cleveland.
But it's, you know, there's something that happens when somebody leaves
that I think is especially as a kid,
you know, it's awkward or different wrap,
wrapping your head around it.
And, you know, I've been very lucky and fortunate
to stay in Philadelphia and it was certainly a goal
and I'm happy that it happened.
Was there any other way
that you were gonna do this announcement?
Like, were you gonna like jump in through the table? Were you just about to be like, all right, I'm happy that it happened. Was there any other way that you were gonna do this announcement? Like were you gonna like jump in through the table?
Were you just about to be like, all right, I'm done.
And then just like jump on the burning table?
No.
Did it ever cross your mind
you were gonna do it any other way?
No, I think I wanted to do it at the facility
in a press conference with people in the organization there.
I think that felt right.
There's too many of those people that were a part of it just as much as I was. So yeah, that was the only way I ever envisioned
it. Well, you, uh, you talked about some of your
favorite moments in your speech, obviously, and you had some great shout outs to the eight
seven nine coach Sirianni sending you the kegs. And of course, Nikki foals on the Philly
special. Did you ever, um, do you think that any other retirement speech, Pastor present, will ever
mention the teammates?
Shalom.
How should we put this?
Hammer sausage.
Um, I mean, I hope not.
I hope it doesn't become like commonplace that everybody's just referencing this.
I just got the biggest day.
How can I thank him?
It's just so legendary.
I felt like it, like it needed to be a part of it.
Yeah. Dude, it was so perfect
because obviously it was very emotional.
You do a great job of keeping things light and fun.
Yeah, you wanna-
That was such a good fucking line.
Mix in some moments where people can
have a laugh here and there.
Got to.
Yeah, I mean, listen, that was an iconic moment
of the shoot bowl, Nick and Doug together
somehow decided to call it trick play on Fort Down
and it ended up being, you know,
one of the biggest plays in football history at this point.
So that had to be in there.
It wasn't there.
It wasn't as colorful at first.
And I was like, you know, let's screw this.
Full send.
Yeah, let's go. Jason Kelsey style. Let's go. It's the only way to do it. Come on. I think there was, I don't want to say first and I was like, you know, let's screw this, let's. Full send, Jason Kelsey style.
Let's go.
It's the only way to do it.
I think there was, I don't want to say a little bit of doubt,
but there was a little bit of question
of whether or not you would get,
or transpire in the league as you did in college.
Like to become as successful in the NFL as everyone.
You know, there's that question for everybody.
When I saw you taking snaps with Michael Vick,
that, like, that puts you in hero's world for me.
Like, you kind of like dim down and like dim the lights
on like the stars that we imagine growing up
that Holy smokes like they're in the NFL.
You made it more achievable for a guy like me
knowing that we come from the same place,
we're at the same school, there's questions,
but at the same time you're still performing
even with the best that do it in the national football league
that we look at as gods.
Because they're the best that ever do it.
Everybody asks like, when did you know
you were gonna play in the NFL?
And that's when it becomes reality.
Is when you see people you know,
like you had me because I was older,
but I had Trevor Canfield, Barry Cofield,
you know, like I'm Tarrouc,
Marty Gilliard, Haruki Nakamura,
like you see these guys that you practice with every day
start to play in the league and you're like,
hey, you know, I competed with, you know,
these guys in practice every day,
and now they're getting a chance.
So then it becomes a reality that you're gonna
get an opportunity.
And I, you know, I still remember the first time
I snapped it to Mike.
The first two quarterbacks I snapped to were
Michael Vick and Vin Chion, like two absolute
freaking legends.
It might have been Mike Kafka too.
Not as much of a legend.
You're Mike?
I love Kaffke's.
You're Mike?
Way to get in there.
Yeah, it was incredible.
It was, you know, it was, that was the first moment
where you're like, holy shit, I'm snapping the ball
to the human highlight reel.
What is happening right now?
The experience.
This changed quick.
And it was really quick because my first year
was the lockout year.
Oh yeah, so you didn't even get the mini-cans.
So we had no off season.
All off season you had to be away from the club
and they lifted it for like a couple weeks
for like the first either day or two day guys
that were drafted, but any third day guy
or undrafted guy, like I showed up,
I don't know, like a couple days before training camp started
and I got the playbook then.
And I met those guys for the first time at training camp and then I'm snapping itbook then and I met those guys for the first
time at training camp and then I'm snapping it to them. I'm like, what the heck is going on right
now? This is crazy. Lehigh Valley. Yeah. That was a memory. I'll remember that day forever, man. I
was running around UC showing the picture because that's all I had was a picture of it. I didn't
obviously no video of it or anything. Sante Samuel's like revving up the crowd because there's a bunch of people that it was free
to come.
And like the first time I hit a sled, this is what was cool about Lehigh, which you know,
the dorm sucked.
You guys still go off campus, but we stopped that a long time ago.
But I mean, the first time I ever hit a sled, it was like, you know, fat dude's drinking
beer right behind me, like cheer me on. I'm like, you know, fat dude's drinking beer right behind me, like
cheer me on. I'm like, this is way different than Cincinnati. Like, you know, we're there
in the higher ground.
Yeah, we had like, pig people. Yeah. Yeah, it was, it was cool.
Stout was a major, major part of your speech. You quoted him a few times, Thrice, if I remember
correctly, and of course, ending with the hungry dogs run fast.
Yeah, baby. I'm still hungry. I can't run fast anymore. That's a problem
I'm a porch dog now
Like that basset how I'm just
Let know let everybody know when someone's coming. That's right. I'll see you got some bark, but not a lot of bite
Yeah, obviously you talk to him a lot throughout this entire
entire Not a lot of bite. Yeah, obviously you talk to him a lot throughout this entire retirement question even before this year.
Are there any other, like did you talk to him after and just have any actual closure?
I know what he meant to your career and everything.
We've talked about, Stout and I have talked about that.
I mean, we've shared, you know, tears and words at the end of the last four seasons
because we didn't know if it was gonna be over or not.
So I think it's, you know,
we've talked about a lot of this stuff already.
So first time we've really talked publicly about
a lot of it and to be clear, like I harbor no, like,
like I said in the speech,
I would have gotten rid of me too in 2016.
Like I played really bad to start the season and I don't know that there was enough good tape at the end of the season to warrant
Keeping me in the future. I think stout really firmly believed that I still had enough
Strengths and upside and he really firmly believed if I stopped putting my hands up high on these big fat fucking defense
Attacks that I would stop getting pushed back and sure enough he was right.
You know, early in your career, especially before my spore tournia surgery, that was
a big turning point for me because you lose a little bit of strength when you have that
surgery I think.
And you know, early in my career, I was undersized, but I was very, very strong. And I could get away with muscling guys who were bigger than me.
And after that surgery and then after we went away from the
tempo offense, so the big guys weren't as gassed all the time.
Yeah. Things that I was doing that weren't good technique, but getting
away with caught up and they caught up quick.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And I think Stout really saw that.
He was like, dude, I don't care if you're 400 pounds,
if your hands are up here,
you're gonna get thrown into the quarterback, right?
Get your hands up under them, play with leverage, right?
Take them off the ground.
And if you play with leverage,
you can survive in this league at the weight you're at.
Like that's not the issue, right?
You have the hips and the strength to anchor at an undersized as long as you use, you know,
physics.
So it's, you know, he really firmly believed that.
And we saw a trans, it wasn't like all off season.
It was unique.
Like we started that transition in the season and it got corrected at the end of the season.
Like we played Baltimore and Baltimore,
I mean huge defense attack, big guys.
And it was one of my best games of the season.
So you can survive with proper technique and things
in a lighter weight.
And I think there was questions from anybody
who isn't as involved on that because they're
like, you know, they can't guarantee I'm going to fix this.
But I think Stout saw the corrections happening and there was still the upside of my athleticism
and downfield blocking and all the things he wanted to utilize as well.
And you know, my ability to make calls and do all that stuff, like that's a big part
of the game that he didn't want to lose. He was the pivotal guy that really convinced people,
I think, to not move on and credit to them for trusting him.
You know what I mean?
Like listen, that's a big amount of faith
to put in a position coach.
Like, you know, there's other, there's head coaches,
there's GMs, there's-
Scouts.
Scouts, like all these people are like,
man, you know, I guess we can trust out for another year.
Yeah.
And luckily it worked out for everybody involved.
Hell yeah, it did.
And we've all had our ups and downs.
I mean, I mentioned in how he was in the other side of the closet that one year, like, you
know, Stout has had his ups and downs.
And you know, that's what life is. That's's what the NFL is there's gonna be these down times
You guys saw that this year first hand, you know halfway through the season
Nobody thought you guys are winning the Super Bowl and you guys had the fortitude to stick with it and Eagles are dealing with that right now
one of the things that I'm like very much like I
Don't like the one thing that I'm disappointed about retiring right now
is I'm retiring when the Eagles had potentially the biggest collapse in the
history of the organization not potentially probably the most and the
reason I say that I'm upset about that is I really truly think the Eagles are
gonna ball out next year I think all of those guys, there's still a tremendous amount of talent there. They've hired two really
good coaches that are gonna be able to offer a new perspective and look at
things with a fresh lens. I think Jalen Hertz is a tremendous quarterback. I know
it wasn't a good end of the year for him or for anybody on offense. There's no
doubt in that. But there's still so many pieces.
There's plenty of cap space.
I know how he's gonna make some moves to improve
the things that need to get fixed.
He always does.
You know, I just really think there's gonna be
one hell of a bounce back from the Philadelphia Eagles
next year.
And it really pains me that, you know,
I'll be a part of it in some way.
Like I'm still gonna go down to the facilities,
I'm still gonna help out in any way I can,
but I'm also gonna be doing other things,
and I'm not gonna be on the field doing it with those guys,
but I can damn sure at least appreciate it from afar.
That is one thing I'm really upset about the timing of,
but it is what it is.
It's just, I have to enjoy it in a different way.
Yeah.
Well, those, yeah.
Well, Stout had an amazing thing to
throw out on the Twitter X.
Jason, some of my finest coaching moments
have been by your side these past 11 years.
I'm so proud of the player you've worked to become
and the legacy you've built.
I'll miss having you by my side.
It's been an honor and I congratulate you
on all the incredible career, man.
And it was cool just hearing him last night
at the dinner and hearing him say,
how happy was that you're in a good place.
And that you're there for it.
And man, just got so much respect for that guy.
Do you have any stout-isms?
And we've been talking about this.
I mean, we heard three quotes.
We gotta get these stout-
We gotta get you, Lane, Jordan to just,
and even bring in JP.
JP's probably got some good stoutisms.
Yeah, I mean, if you ask enough guys,
they'd all remember, you know, enough of them.
And some of them are just so like off the cuff
and they're hilarious in the moment.
I can't even know if I'll say it,
but like he has this one thing that he,
well, he has a bunch of like, you know, there's, you know,
I said the three like no man is an I, he's a bunch of, like, you know, there's, you know, I said the three, like, no man has an eye, but George String from others, hungry dogs run faster, you know,
oftentimes the easy way is the wrong way. That's like pounding salt up a fat lady's
ass when it's a hard run play to run into a good defense. I don't know why that makes
sense, but it kind of does. Not the most politically correct at all times.
He's a gem, man. He's a gem, man.
He's a gem, man.
An absolute gem.
There's a lot of other ones that are more politically correct,
but I can't think of them right now.
Those ones stick out really hard.
You gotta lobster, lobster man.
If you're like using your hands,
if you're just like laying them on top,
like they're like claws, like, you know,
I'll have to start jotting down some of the ones.
It's like, I don't know him from Adam's house cat.
Who the fuck is Adam's house cat?
Like, what are you talking about, dude?
You know, he's got so many just like off the wall.
He's a fresh baby.
Dude, it is tremendous.
It is tremendous.
He's a fresh.
No doubt.
Well, shout out to Stout.
Appreciate you always having my guys back, man.
Let's get into what's next is a retirement edition of
we gotta ask, but you don't gotta answer.
All right.
First things first, did you finally get rid of
or clean out that fucking locker?
I mean, somebody did.
They clean it up.
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
Find it when you're done playing.
They just threw it in a U-Haul and it was like,
hey, it's down at the storage unit.
When you get done playing, they move that stuff quick.
They gotta make room.
So the locker is for the most part cleaned out.
I didn't actually didn't go and check it
if everything got moved out of there yet,
but it is definitely clean.
They can finally clean the carpeting
underneath all the boxes.
There we go.
Stuff that was piling up.
There were still a bunch of jerseys.
I owe so many guys jerseys.
I'm terrible.
We've talked about that before
Like I gotta send out probably yeah, like I mean probably over 20 jerseys the guys that I own too dude
I owe the entire
Patriots tight end unit
Jersey all three of them
Maybe that's my second. I still I love you guys. I'm still I promise you I'm I'm still, I promise you I'm gonna get them out.
I'm gonna get them out.
Yeah, obviously you don't know exactly what you're doing
over the off season other than becoming
a full-time cattle farmer in Missouri.
Full-time farmer.
Do you know how you're gonna spend some of this time
coming up this off season?
I don't, I think I'm trying to figure out
what I'm gonna do
during the season, whether that's- Two share, yeah.
You didn't get ahead on that.
Yeah, you know, obviously I'm not gonna be a full-time coach,
but is there a level that I can help out the team still
or help out the young guys, whatever,
figure out if there's a role there?
Coach Kells, you just need to-
Stopwatch?
Stopwatch and a whistle, dude, an advisor.
I can see it. A lot of big- The shirt's already tucked in. You just need to stop watch stop watching a whistle, dude. An advisor.
I can see it.
I'm not a big shirt already tucked in.
I am a tucked in shirt guy.
I don't know why, but feels right.
I look forward to doing stuff as not football.
Like I've done.
I've been so committed to the sport for so long.
36 years.
You really like it's embarrassing when your wife knows how to do more housework around
the, like, I can't, her dad's an electrician.
She can fish wires, Kylie can fish wires and like.
Jason, you don't know how to fish.
You know how to fish a wire?
Yes.
When did you ever fish a wire?
When I was connecting my speakers that Aunt Judy gave me started cutting and tying.
Really?
Yeah.
No, I'm talking about like in walls.
No.
Yeah.
Never done that.
That's what I'm talking about.
Like she's like, she could like put in a new outlet if she wanted to.
It's probably a step ahead of what.
Yeah, exactly.
Got it.
Yeah.
I don't shout to Kai for being the handyman around the house.
I like experiencing new things and you know, I've always wanted like, I like to show a
forge and fire. I like to show forging fire
I want to go to a blacksmith and make a freaking knife. They'd be done. They'd be fun
Count me in on that one. Don't do that without me. You want to go? I'm gonna make a sword. Yeah
Well, sword is a whole nother undertaking. I don't know that we're good enough to just go in there make a sword
We can samurai so you make some metal hot enough you can
You can pound it into an edge
Samurai sword you want to go straight to like the most complex like thing some metal hot enough you can pound it into an edge. You want a samurai sword?
You want to go straight to like the most complex thing?
I want a fruit ninja in real life.
Let's go do it.
You grow the fruit, I'll get the samurai.
Is there a player you're glad that you'll never line up
against ever again?
Mine was JJ Wan when he retired.
I was like, thank God that guy's out of here.
Fuck. By the way, JJ hit us and was like, God, thank God that guy's out of here. Fuck.
By the way, JJ hit us and was like,
dude, we gotta get on the ice.
I wanna go.
And I saw him out there on the ice and it looked electric.
Yeah, he was doing, I saw some,
he was doing some one timers.
Dude.
Yeah, it was good.
Ironically, I reached out to a guy that's given
Wyatt's skating lesson before and I think I'm gonna get out
with him, Wyatt and Elliot out on the ice.
Nice.
Get him going early.
We're about, we Where about Wyatt's age?
You might have been, I didn't start skating
until I was like seven or eight.
I started a little bit later than what you would ideally
want a kid to start at.
I tried to get her out earlier, she was like two and a half
when I first got her out there, too early.
She was terrified and.
Yeah, so was I, just kidding.
I think it would help that I can go out with her now too though.
Like I'm gonna go out on the ice
and I think you have dads out there with them.
Cause it was the same thing like gymnastics,
like gymnastics you want nothing to do with the trampoline.
In the moment like Kylie and I are there with her,
like then she's into it, but yeah.
Nice.
So no player that you're like?
I mean, Aaron Donald I guess, like,
but I didn't really line up against Aaron that much.
Like, I don't, like I don't, I, there were players that were hard to line up against, but oftentimes
those are the guys that you liked playing against the most.
I hear you, biggest challenge.
Yeah.
Well, it was just like, you know, it was, it meant a little bit more.
I mean, there's guys that kick my ass for sure.
But, you know, that doesn't mean that I didn't like trying to beat him.
It's just what you had to do.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, it sucked losing some of the reps, but when you won the ones, it meant that much
more.
Did you give any advice to Cam?
Cam Juergens?
I think he's a pro pro at this point, right?
Yeah, he's going into his third year.
And I'm, listen, he's a friend and a teammate.
He always will be.
So I'll always be able to offer advice and talk to him.
I think he is going to be an incredible center,
I really do.
I think he was great for Guard Force last year.
His traits are gonna be very, very well used
at that position with Jeff Stoutland in particular.
I don't think, you know, as much as sometimes, you know,
some part of me like it'd be nice
if there was a drop off of the position.
It's like, yeah, and I was really,
that is not gonna happen.
Yeah, that's good.
He's gonna step in and do great.
They gotta figure out guard.
And, you know, they drafted Steen I don't, I don't know how
some of these free agents and contracts are going to shape up or who is or who isn't.
Yeah.
Suopeta, Jack Driscoll, um, you know, there's, there's a bunch of guys that could do it.
I'm sure they'll bring in new players or already have.
Yeah.
There's still the draft to come up.
So we'll see who ends up claiming that right guard spot.
But the line is in very, very good shape.
That's just the reality of it.
And Cam's going to be a tremendous center and, you know, barring anything happening.
He'll, he'll be good for a while for the Philadelphia Eagles.
Yeah.
Can't wait to see Cam step into the role, man.
Yeah.
On the list of your career achievements, though,
I mean, where does this one rank?
The Eagles misspelled your name when you got drafted on Twitter.
Did you know this?
No.
Yeah.
When they announced the tweet of you getting drafted,
the Eagles hashtag Eagles, select Jason Kelsi,
K-E-L-S-E-Y from Cincinnati with the 191st pick.
Completely botched your name and now you're the greatest player to ever play in the Eagles
uniform.
Yeah, where's that at?
They know how to spell your name at least now.
It's probably going to be on the stadium at some point.
I firmly like that most of my career had to be earned.
And I mean this, it is crazy how over, I'm overrated.
I am.
Dude, listen to me, dude.
You're so ridiculous.
I'm not even close to the best eagle in my time with the Philadelphia Eagles.
Like Fletcher Cox, Jason Peters, Lane Johnson.
I'm not taking anything away from any of them, dude.
Just listen to me for a second.
There are so many people that have meant more to wins and losses and have been better players.
Maybe in the stat book.
Not just the stat book.
Like, I couldn't block Fletcher Cox one-on-one.
Like, it's a legitimate thing.
So it's um...
That's fair.
But I do know that the credit that I've gotten has been because of the work that's been put
in and, you know, they didn't know how to spell my name back then, but they know how
to spell it now.
And I like the fact that they didn't know how to spell it back then.
Yeah.
All right.
So it's up there.
Sweet.
You had a great joke in your speech calling Darren's proles for
Yeah, he did he reached out he's a god damn it kills we love sproles man. He's five six just for those of you It's a roster. Yeah
Mighty might yeah, he's the best electric human highlight real man and
Mighty might yeah, he's the best electric human highlight real man and
Hypothetical a team calls you only wants you to come in on fourth one and run the tush boys. Would you sign that contract?
No, I wouldn't do that There was there was a one player like fucking thank God. I don't gotta run that again
There is there was the idea of like hey
Do I just like because I could probably still play a couple of games.
Like do I just sit around and wait
till playoff start?
Till playoff start.
Cause a lot of guys do that and more power to them.
I hear you.
But you know, it's, then you're like waiting
either for an injury,
either you're like waiting for somebody to get hurt.
I'd have guilt, I'd have guilt.
Exactly.
Or you're just gonna like, you know,
they're gonna pay me to be like a backup guy
and I'll get like another shirt bowl or. No, I'm just going into. Yeah. So for me at that point, I'm like, you know, they're gonna pay me to be like a backup guy and I'll get like another shirt bowl or.
No, I'm just going into.
Yeah, so for me at that point, I'm like, you know what?
I don't wanna be proactive and just completely go off.
So that was something that I thought about,
but definitely not doing it.
And I look forward to getting skinny.
We're gonna get to that here in a second, I guess.
All right, well, if you could do it all over again,
would you change it?
Nothing, not a thing.
Not a thing, not even this last year.
I hear you.
I'll take that back, I'll take a strip ball for sure.
But everything happens for a reason.
I've been very, very fortunate with all of the teammates
and coaches that I've had.
And I wouldn't have wanted to play anywhere else,
be with anybody else. So I wouldn't change any of that.
I might change, I'm not perfect.
I've made plenty of mistakes that I,
looking back would have done differently,
or I've been an asshole, I've been a jerk.
This is the reality of life, right?
And I think overall I've been pretty good,
but I think for the most part,
there's always something you look back on.
You're like, man, I could have been better there.
1,000%
Trust me.
I know.
No.
I just didn't want to super...
All right, that does it for a, we gotta ask,
but you don't have to answer.
And lastly, there's been an outpouring of love
from the Philadelphia community since you've made the announcement, really from the entire world. And your teammate
Darius Lay chimed in with an idea you're absolutely not going to love. But everyone else is so
fucking on board with it. March 4th should be Kelsey Day in Philly. The man is a true
legend. Shout out to Big Play Slay. I'm on board. I Kelsey Day in Philly. The man is a true legend.
Shout out to Big Play Slay.
I'm on board.
I'm pretty sure Philly's on board.
So it sounds like you have an official day, whether you like it or not.
You know damn well I do not support made up holidays.
Slay should know at this point too.
I'm going to trick you into fucking having a beer randomly every day of your life.
You're not going to trick me.
He's just offering me one. On March 4th every year. Whatever day it is for the most part. Yeah, I gonna trick me. He's offering me one.
On March 4th, every year.
Whatever day it is, for the most part.
Yeah, I don't think we should do this, for sure.
Yeah, I think this should just be like
maybe another Mummers Parade,
not just on the first of the year,
but the 4th of March.
And everyone dress up as your Mummer.
As my Mummer?
Yeah, everybody in the same Mummer suit.
Yeah, like have you ever seen those videos
where everybody throws on the T-Rex suit?
No.
And runs.
I think I know what you're talking about actually.
It's like the air inside of them.
Yeah, yeah.
Those are funny.
Man, a bunch of Jason Kelsey's running around.
Maybe a running of the bulls.
Running, I mean, I've always kinda wanted to go to that.
I mean, you went through a table.
What else, what's next?
Everyone has to run in flip flops?
You wouldn't touch your rhino.
I'm not fucking getting in front of that thing.
Fuck that.
Well, you just gotta, all you gotta do,
you don't gotta outrun it, you just gotta outrun me.
You already know, I'll go swimming with sharks
as long as I'm not the only one in it. I can out swim somebody.
Ceremonial keg stands.
There's a whole bunch of stuff we can get into
and we will get into it.
March 4th, officially Jason Kelsey Day, Philly.
Let's not go into it.
Let's get this thing going.
Mayor, sign it up.
This is not a thing.
Put it on paper.
Moving on, it's time for some special retirement edition
and no dumb questions
because there's no such thing
as dumb questions, just a bunch of dumb people
in a retired dumbass.
All right, so no dumb retirement questions
is brought to you by Buffalo Wilde.
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See, we do have rhythm.
It's nice when there's not a delay on the stream.
We do have rhythm.
Still can't harmonize though.
Should we try?
No, I'm stuffing. Go, go, go, you start. It's nice when there's not delay on the stream. We do have rhythm. Still can't harmonize though. Should we try? No.
I'm stuffy.
Go, go, go.
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Nailed it.
I knew it was the streaming.
It's all about riverside.
They got to get their shit fixed.
Zach Brown.
We're coming, dude.
We're coming.
We're on our way, dude.
All right.
From at Cornelia, last girly. Cornelia, last girly is am I saying that right? I
Corneliest girly
Cornelius to girlie. Yeah, that sounds right Cornelius Cornelius girly from wherever
Don't know where you from at no dumb questions. Once you guys eventually retire
Will you keep rooting for the teams you play for
or go back to the fans of the Browns
since they were your OG team?
Yeah, I mean, I'm an Eagles first and foremost.
Yeah, and I'll probably still cheer
a little bit for the Eagles.
I mean, like I said, I've become
a Philly sports fan myself in that regard.
I think fans who haven't played definitely my own wife.
Like there's a I mean, listen, we are still Cleveland sports fans.
I still cheered the Browns on and I did it my entire career.
Like I'm always rooting for the Browns.
It comes there's a slight conflict when like the Eagles play the Browns every four years.
Maybe if they ever go to Sturbo together, but that'd be the only time.
So it's not like there's some insane rivalry with the Cleveland Browns every four years, maybe if they ever go to Sturbo together, but that would be the only time.
So it's not like there's some insane rivalry with the Cleveland Browns and Eagles.
So I can be fans of all three teams.
You know what I mean?
In my mind, it's still Eagles here.
Like it's Eagles.
It's gotta be.
Yeah.
Then until you retire, it's Chiefs.
The moment you retire, it's probably Browns then Chiefs.
I respect it.
I respect it.
But either way, those are the top three for sure. And then Bills.
How about that?
Coming out of nowhere.
What?
They just, they lure me in.
I'm telling you.
Something about that lake, dude.
Dude, they were so nice.
Yeah, they were nice to you.
Dude, they were so nice. I know that you guys saw, you, maybe on social media.
We were in a hostile environment. I didn't expect it to be nice.
I'm just saying. They were. I didn't expect it to be nice.
I'm just saying, they were-
Just didn't expect it to be that.
I mean, it wasn't like they were nice, nice,
but like they were still ribbon, yeah,
but that's like to be expected.
Yeah, yeah, you're in a hostile environment.
But I still, we were getting buffalo wings
at the big tree inn.
All the Buffalo fans were just excited for the game
and everybody's being nice
and everybody that works there is being nice to us
with the wings and we're having buffalo wings for our first time in Buffalo.
So it's like a freaking, like almost like a,
not serendipitous, but like a,
how long, it's just a unique experience, right?
You get to have something that originated someplace,
it's cool.
Yeah, well not, you're part of it.
Yeah, I think they're an easy fourth at this point.
Nice. From analyzing Taylor.
All right. When Jason is ready to talk about it,
I'm interested if he's going to shed pounds in retirement
since he won't have to maintain the caloric intake needed to play O-line.
I was I was blown away by seeing Alan Fanica.
Alan Fanica after playing and he's running marathons dude.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Dude, what?
Dude, I don't know how Alan's doing it,
but like I'm not running on pavement.
I tried that already with the 5K.
Too shy.
Not gonna make a living doing that.
My knees are already dust up enough.
There have been plenty of O-Line men
that have kind of chiseled it down.
Oh, I'm looking forward to that.
Yeah, I'm gonna slim down.
Probably my goal is 250 right now.
Well, this last week I got down to like 285
because I knew I was doing this.
And then I had cake like three days in a row.
So.
There you go.
That's nothing compared to what you were doing.
You're right, it wasn't just cake though.
It was like, I I, I've been,
you have a lot of non last night.
We did.
Well, not, it was a, oh my gosh, what is it called?
Bread.
No, it's not Pita.
Dude, the only thing that thing was missing
was some marinara sauce and some fucking.
Something with the L like mozzarella and some.
Labosh, thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Whatever it was, it was delicious.
Yeah, it was great.
I mean, unless you're not going to beat Zahav.
All right now.
So there's different ways to do it, right?
I don't personally subscribe to doing extreme diets,
like going all the way vegan or all the way carnivore
or like Keto.
My man, Joe Thomas, lost a bunch of weight.
He's all Keto and he showed me his plan
and I'm like, dude, more power to you,
but fuck no, I'm not doing that.
Joe looks fucking great.
Yeah, he looks fantastic, but it's not worth,
to me, doing that type of-
The happiness you get from going over to Rita's
and just chugging through those things?
I can't do it every day, but I'm gonna still do that
occasionally.
Yeah, I downloaded my fitness pal
and just start tracking calories.
And I feel like as long as I maintain my protein intake,
so I keep my muscle, and just kind of limit the calories,
you'll start to lose weight.
So that's the plan.
This guy's got a plan in place,
and when Jason Kelsey has a plan, it's fucking done with.
That's right.
And that was No Dumb Questions,
brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.
Let's go, Sports Bar. Before we wrap, we do have one special video message for you, Jason, just to end this thing
with you balling in tears.
Let's see.
Because what's more special than that?
A lot of people reached out to the show wanting to share their congratulations.
Let's take a look at those messages now.
I'm so proud of you. Such an honor being your teammate. wanting to share their congratulations. Let's take a look at those messages now.
I'm so proud of you.
Such an honor being your teammate.
I'm so excited about what's next for you.
As always, great speech.
Everyone loved it.
I'm sure you did.
We got some green with the green.
We got some tears.
Everything in between.
Oh my god, you finally did it.
I'm glad you're welcome.
You've always been an amazing teammate,
an amazing friend of me, man.
I really appreciate you.
I can't say enough good things about you.
I just wanted to say congratulations on your retirement.
Thank you for being the greatest team
that I've ever played with.
You're one of the few teammates I ever had
that was younger than me and I actually looked up to.
It's the guy you are, man.
The way you leave with your heart,
what you see is what you get.
I really think you're one in a million in that way.
The three words that come to my mind, I think of passion, legacy, and underdog.
It's been a long, great ride and I've enjoyed it at every moment that we've been able to
share on that field.
Jason, congratulations on your career.
Hell of a run.
Wish you the best on this new chapter of your life.
Truly incredible career, man.
I definitely do not miss lining up on the other side
and having you point out exactly what blitz were running,
exactly where the pressure is coming from.
You're too smart and too athletic.
You don't get to have both.
You gotta choose one.
From one girl dad to another.
There's no rules.
I'm super excited to watch your next chapter.
2017 still haunts me.
Just a little bit that you are, the competitor that you are. your next chapter 2017 still haunts me.
Just a little bit that you are the competitor that you are.
It's been a blessing just to watch you, you know, do your thing.
Congrats on such an amazing career.
What a joy and a pleasure it's been to watch you.
Oh my gosh.
Pete played a game of the way you did all those years.
Just wanted to congratulate you on a wonderful career.
Hey Jason, congratulations on your retirement from the NFL.
Congratulations on your incredible football career.
You did it the right way.
You were a great teammate.
You did it at the highest level.
You did it for a long time.
One of the great players at your position.
So it's an honor to compete against you.
And I have great respect for you for the way you carry yourself
on the field and off the field.
Jason. Thank you for the way you care yourself on the field and off the field Jason
One I knew he was gonna do it to my brother
great career
Love you love your family as a diehard Eagles fan man. It's fun watching you all these years
Not just a football your personality
Just watching you you and your family. Thank you for the Super Bowl
Look at all those kids down there at the combine trying to be the next Jason Kelsey.
Good luck to them. It's not gonna happen.
Congratulations, Jason. Congrats, Matt. You deserve all the accolades. What an amazing career.
Now go enjoy being a dad, husband full-time.
Welcome to my life. Let me tell you what my life consists of. Nothing. I know you've never
done that before. You have your wife fix your plate, make your own plate, wash your own dishes. You
take out the garbage now. Welcome to my life buddy. You have converted yourself into a regular man.
Sitting in the stands at the Lincoln Firm Delphia, watching you run out of the tunnel for the first
time while hearing your
name announced over the stadium speakers.
I felt this vast wave of pride that came over me, knowing that all your hard work, determination
and persistence paid off for you to realize your dreams.
Well, I imagine the prospect of retirement can be a little daunting, fear of the unknown
and all that.
I have no doubt that whatever it is you do, you will be successful.
Because frankly son, you don't know how to do it any other way.
I've had the privilege to travel to the most amazing places.
The city of Philadelphia will forever be proud of the young man they adopted back in 2011.
I hope you're working on your pickleball game.
I'll try and go smack about it.
And also your beer truck.
Dude.
Nick, yeah!
Still got it.
I know it's easy to get so famous and not change at all.
Please don't change, bro.
I love you.
Thanks for everything.
I wish you nothing but the best in your next life, brother.
So thank you.
I'm honored to call you a friend. I'm honored to call you a teammate.
I just want to congratulate you on your retirement.
You're already killing it on your podcast with your brother, your mom.
Everyone's involved in everything.
Good luck in the next chapter.
Exciting things ahead for you, pal.
We wish you the very best for the, you know, the new beginning.
Go ahead, get that gold jacket fitted.
Me and Bill are going to need two tickets front row, Canton. Give the new beginning. Go ahead, get that gold jacket fitted.
Me and Bauer are gonna need two tickets, front row, Canton.
Give this boy a call sometime, we can hang out.
From now on, you have zero excuses not to come fishing.
We'll get out on the ice together soon,
or at least crack a few beers, man.
I'm ready to roll whenever you are, buddy.
Wait till I'm done with my job
before you try to take it, all right?
Don't come take my job, all right.
I like what I'm doing, don't steal.
You gonna be stealing money on television at some point? Don't come take my job. All right, I like what I'm doing. Don't steal.
You're going to be stealing money on television at some point?
Good luck to you.
I don't know whatever is next to call.
I know you'd be great at it.
Watching you living your life to the fullest has been the most fulfilling part of my life.
Jason, congratulations on an outstanding career.
Kudos, dude.
And go birds.
That's pretty awesome. Congrats, big guy. career. Kudos dude and go birds.
That's pretty awesome. Congrats big guy. Thank you.
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I'm sorry, man. I've been crying all week. I've got dude. I got you're catching up.
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Peace.
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