New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Kylie Kelce on Love Actually, Blind Ranking Christmas Movies and the Best Kelce Gift Giver | Ep 119

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:16 There's nothing sweet about this. I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction. He's an advocate for communication. He wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem. Let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance. Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, a Wondry show produced by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by our friends at Monopoly Go. This holiday season creates some memories by playing together, enjoying some friendly
Starting point is 00:01:57 competition and getting the gift of sweet revenge. Oh, I love it. We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsey, my big brother, Jason Kelsey, and my sister-in-law, Kylie Kelsey has decided to join us for this very, very special episode. Subscribe on YouTube, Wondry Plus, wherever you get to podcast, follow the show on all social media, at New Heights Show with 1S. And Jason, this is your time to tell everyone what we're doing here. Yeah, well, we got an outstanding New Heights episode where we're going to be diving into
Starting point is 00:02:29 the New Heights Film Club. But not just one film. That's right. Oh yeah. For a little present for your holiday, we're going to be giving you a double dose of film reviews, Love Actually and Christmas Vacation. Double down. The double deuce. So without further ado, let's get into a little bit of new news. I don't know if you guys
Starting point is 00:02:51 have seen, but my wife, Kylie, has the number one podcast in the world right now. Number one! Number one. Well, on Apple, on Apple Podcasts. We should stipulate. Apple podcast number one podcast. Yeah, how's it been? Any easier or harder than we... I don't think we gave her any advice. No, she didn't ask me for any. You didn't. Yeah, she didn't ask me either. She probably was like, what do I need advice for?
Starting point is 00:03:16 Clearly, she chose right. Yeah. No, I would love advice from you guys. I don't know what not to do. Yeah, exactly. There you go. Yeah. Well, get a good team that edits well. Well, how's it going, Kai? It's going great. I've gotten to have some really great conversations with incredible people and I mean, talking to myself is a little weird, but- That's, I was about to ask, how was the one man show or one woman show?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Queen Emma's writing rundowns that really make it go easy, but- Nice. Nice, Emma. Queen Emma is writing rundowns that really make it go easy but- Nice. Nice, Emma. Shout out to Emma. Yeah. It's interesting talking to yourself for that much. Nice. You don't have an intern doing it for you?
Starting point is 00:03:52 What's that? You're actually paying somebody? We have interns do that stuff for us. No, you have an executive producer. Yeah, we have like volunteers that just come in and- We don't pay people that- No. We don't. Yeah, we actually- actually sorry Brandon. We need to fix that
Starting point is 00:04:07 interns only That's how you run a business that's how it 90s Businesses ran so you sell a hundred million dollar podcast right there interns, baby Take advantage of that Somewhat, how is it this short in the show and already off the rails? No, it's is Jesus Christ. Take advantage of that. How is it this short in the show and already off the rails? No, this is on the rails. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:04:31 We're right here. We're on the rails going high speeds. We're on the new Heights rails. Headed straight for Christmas review town. Why did you make us review this movie before we get into it? Yeah. Tell us about your love for actual love. Love actual. Okay, hit me with it. Why did you make us review this movie before we get into it? Yeah, yeah. Tell us about your love for actual love, love actually. Love actually is one of my favorite movies, period.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Like outside of like not just holiday movies. One of your favorite movies. Yes. Like up there with like Shawshank Redemption and- You said that like it was a joke but I love that movie too. He started listing like he was gonna be like. It's a joke, the joke isn't that Shawshank is up there. That's not the joke.
Starting point is 00:05:12 I think that's pretty routinely up there with best movie. Jason, you might be the oddball out here. I actually enjoyed Love Actually. It's not. You don't have to say that, Travis. No, I will concede, I will concede it's not an unenjoyable movie to watch. Nice.
Starting point is 00:05:26 My issue is the Christmas aspect of it. And then also just like the overall, we're going to get into it, but the overall sentiment and lessons and overall values that it expounds are absolutely horrendous. But we'll dive into that. This is going to be a fun one. I really do love the movie. I think, are we going into the movie now? I can't wait for him to sit here and shit on it for the next 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:53 We might as well dive into it, but first this episode will be released on Christmas Eve. Oh, Merry Christmas everyone. Yes, if Santa's listening. Happy Hanukkah, if that's what you. Is there anything you wanna ask for? When is Hanukkah this year? Is Hanukkah right that's what you... Marshall. Is there anything you want to ask for? Stan When is Hanukkah this year? Is Hanukkah right now? Kati It's the same time as Christmas actually.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Marshall Not all the time though. Kati No, this year it is though. It lines up perfectly with Christmas. Marshall Well, there we go. Marshall There you go. Stan Which night? Kati I believe on Christmas Eve Hanukkah starts. Does someone want to fact check me on that? Marshall Starts? I thought it was...
Starting point is 00:06:21 Marshall Jetshake, are you here? Kati Brandon type. Marshall Jetshake, I heard is on Honeymoon. Kati Oh, I'm sorry. It starts on Christmas Day. Marshall S. Lindenberg-Jetzej, are you here? Maura Borda-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes-Barnes- everybody? Do you guys have anything on the Christmas list that you want to share? Marshall? Christmas list? Like that we want is like presents? Marshall? Yeah, what do you want? Is there anything you want to ask Santa for Jason? Marshall? Man, if I was going to ask Santa... KS? Thanks Trav, I needed this. Marshall?...for anything, it would be for better time management skills.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Marshall? Oh, he wants skills. KS? Yeah. Marshall? Nice. Kylie, get him one of those old school Palm Pilots. Well, no, I don't think you can. Unless it can make all of my decisions for me, I don't think it's going to help. Okay. All right. More time management. Okay. I need Santa to work his magic, not in a physical realm, but in the mental realm. A man wants Santa to work his magic on him. So we want to respect your podcasting rule of no episodes over 45 minutes, but that's
Starting point is 00:07:33 not the way we do things. But we will set a timer so that you know how much you've gone over that time. Fuck your rules. Yeah. You're on the New Heights podcast. I'm not going to lie. This is going to take way more than 45 minutes. No way.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Well, that's how long we have. So Brandon will start this timer. We're off and running. We're rolling. Okay. We're going to start by trying to summarize the plot of this movie in a little two-minute drill. Two-minute drill is brought to you by Amex.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Don't leave home without it. Kylie, please give us the plot of Love Actually since you made us watch it. Good luck. Ready, set, go. Why is it that I made you watch it? Listen, I didn't make the rules here. You're already, you're 10 seconds in
Starting point is 00:08:16 and you haven't gotten, you got 50 seconds, you got a minute 50 left. I don't think I need that much time. It is a collection of stories. Yes. Associated with a number of families. I don't know how many because that's not really important. I think it's nine. Is it really nine? I think it is nine. And they are all connected to each other in some way, whether it's by marriage, sibling, friend, it's different people experiencing different family
Starting point is 00:08:45 things during the holidays. You have the prime minister, you have porn star stand-ins, you have. I don't think that was a porn. I think that was like a. Are you joking right now? Are you kidding me? Well in porn they actually have sex.
Starting point is 00:08:59 They were just acting like they were having sex. No, they were like the lighting crew. They were like to get like the lighting right. Which I didn't know. I didn't even think that. I didn't see that. I thought they were like the, okay, that makes sense. My goodness. You have a man who is recently widowed and he's navigating his new, like his relationship with his son. You just have all of these things that are connected sort of by like one degree of separation, each of them. There's good, there's bad and it ends in a beautiful Christmas pageant with one of the best renditions of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Marshall S. No, I'm not sure if you asked me. J. I mean, it was a child that sang it. Thank you. Exactly. Jordan Ballard killed it. And the build up to it was outstanding. Yeah, I think it's lovely. Maybe it could be my ADHD that makes me like this movie so much because it's like a bunch of small stories in one big movie and it pops around a lot. That's helpful for me. You actually did that in two minutes which is pretty, I mean, this is why your
Starting point is 00:10:07 podcast is number one. You're very punctual. That was the two minute drill brought to you by MX. Let's keep this thing moving. Marshall. Okay, so let's be honest. Let me be really honest. Love actually might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know that it's up for debate. Marshall. I didn't feel Christmas at all during the movie. There was zero Christmas spirit or anything resembling. I enjoyed the movie. It was okay, it was okay.
Starting point is 00:10:33 I just didn't, I didn't understand how much it really tied into Christmas. Not only does it not tie into Christmas, like the worst family value, it was like the worst family values of like all time tied into Christmas. It was like the worst family values of like all time tied into Christmas. It was like bad people. A guy went to get a necklace for his side chick.
Starting point is 00:10:50 The secretary or whatever that woman was in this like, let's just go story by story. Let's go story by story. The one guy is like voyoring his best friend's wife and only recording her. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Start from the beginning. Okay. Who did it start out with? I don't know. You've seen it. wife and recording her. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is a guy leaves the house. His wife is like, Oh, hey, like, I'm a little sick. I'm not going to go with you. And I knew it right away. Like you called it the minute the minute he left and she's gonna be fucking somebody when he gets back obvious, right? So it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie. So super obvious that she's going come back in, she's gonna be with somebody. It wasn't obvious in the 90s. Well, it also wasn't obvious that it was gonna be
Starting point is 00:11:47 his fucking brother, okay? Did you know that? No. Yeah, she's fucking his brother. Yeah. Merry Christmas, everyone. Then he leaves her and decides to go to, where was he at?
Starting point is 00:12:02 He went to France, right? Somewhere. Italy or France or someplace. And he has this Portuguese woman who's waiting. I think he just went to the countryside. Okay. Wherever. And his housekeeper that he hires is Portuguese. Yes. Or speaks Portuguese.
Starting point is 00:12:18 The housekeeper that he's given speaks Portuguese from this other woman, which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there. Jesus Christ, Jason. from this other woman, which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there. They don't go into that. But we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk. What the fuck are we talking about? They never spoke a word. They never spoke a word. You ever watch Love is Blind? I do not watch Love is Blind, no. This was Love is Mute.
Starting point is 00:12:43 It was Love is Mute. It was a love is mute. It was a great life lesson. It was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them. It was terribly unbelievable. Not even like they're in the water and they're saying the same thing. It kind of looks like they're saying the same thing. And all I'm in my head is like, this is complete nonsense. This is just like complete ridiculousness. There's nothing sweet about this. They're acting like...
Starting point is 00:13:10 There's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing, but didn't speak a single word of each other's language. I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction as opposed to... You want to talk about communicate this. He's an advocate for communication. I'm realizing that is the problem here. It was too, it hit home too much for him.
Starting point is 00:13:38 No that he actually doesn't. He wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem. Well, let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance. he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem. Let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance. There might've been one storyline and then- There was one storyline. The whole movie, that was good. Which one was it? Sam and Joanne.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Liam Neeson and his son Sam. That was by far, that was a great storyline. It was fantastic. We got to get that kid a scholarship. We gotta get a football in his hand. We gotta get him catching the ball. That motherfucker was running through the airport, dodging cats like he was Pat Mahomes in the fourth quarter. He was just out there. The cutest thing about watching
Starting point is 00:14:17 was that Ellie was watching at the end of the movie and got blushed on the cheeks. She was feeling her, some of Sam. Was so excited. And then the next day she told me, mom, that cute boy that played the drums, will you show me a picture of him? Nice.
Starting point is 00:14:35 And then I had to Google Sam from Love Actually. And she was giggling like she was so, it was very cute. Wyatt was giggling too. Yeah, but Wyatt loves every boy that comes up on the scene. Anybody that kisses, oh my gosh. That's adorable. So romantic. That's the one redeemable story.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Girls watch this. No, they only saw the end. They almost saw the boobs, but I warned Jason, he sped it up. All right. So that's the one redeemable story. Okay. I will say the one storyline that really does not sit right with me is the best friend and Keira Knightley. Oh, you're talking about the cards, the cards? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the cards?
Starting point is 00:15:18 That's like the iconic way to do it. That's like the most romantic way to tell someone you're in love with them, right? In the car, just like play music and just... While your best friend, her husband is inside sitting on the couch, tell them it's carolers. What's crazy is that... The fuck? Yeah, exactly. No. What's crazy is that all these, like you said, all these stories tie together in one community
Starting point is 00:15:40 and it's supposed to make it look like this is what happens in like a community. Like this is like, these are all the different love stories and all the, like this is what's going on around you. It's horrendous. And it's terrifying because there's so much scandal in it. Everyone's, everyone's like guys, you got a guy buying a necklace for another woman. Yeah, she's a hoe. Jesus. Sorry, that was aggressive.
Starting point is 00:16:06 It was aggressive, but deserving if you're going to do that. I just didn't like. I don't know why anybody's mad at her. The husband's the guy that freaking. Yeah, the husband's the worst. It's never made sense to me. The husband is horrible, but she's the one who is sitting at her desk and splits her legs while she's standing in front of him to be like, Hey, this Christmas party is about to be off the hook. The weird thing is her dancing with him in
Starting point is 00:16:32 front of him. This is what I will say. I see from both sides. The wife absolutely laying the gauntlet after the Christmas pageant and walking up to him and being like, oh, do you want to explain to me what I'm supposed to do now? And called his ass on the carpet. Power to you, girl. Yes. Power to her. At the end of the movie, they were still together. She didn't do anything. How do you know they were still together? He was somewhere on a trip and the only reason she was picking him up was because of the kids. And she only allowed him to kiss her on the cheek. She didn't kiss him.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Either way, I don't know. Whatever. Horrible storyline. Let's have the boss cheating with the secretary. Yeah, because that's so crazy. It's not that it's crazy. It's just that we're expounding. I think the whole point is that they put together a collection of storylines surrounding the holidays because the holidays are sensationalized. Yes. And in, I think adult life, you realize the holidays aren't as jolly and like real life
Starting point is 00:17:42 doesn't stop because the holidays and it's also sensationalized. I just think top to bottom. I see what you're saying that it didn't need to be a Christmas movie, but I think that's part of the point. I think that's why they're like trying to drive the point home. Yeah. I think that they made it a Christmas movie because they know that by making it a Christmas movie, it would sell and become a tradition every single year.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I think you're just a hater. I think that- This is so wild. It's terrible values. Not all, not all terrible values. Some good values in there. One good story, maybe two. No, the porn couple were very cute and very happy.
Starting point is 00:18:22 They were, they were very cute. I don't remember- He was so distracted by the boobs, he couldn't They were, they were very cute. I don't remember. He was so distracted by the boobs, he couldn't even realize that they were having actual conversations. Well, they weren't like a legitimate storyline that was happening that much, but yes. Also, how about, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:18:36 Colin, Colin, god of sex? That was a good one. He comes to the United States. Oh, you're talking about the guy that went to Wisconsin. Living the American dream. Yeah, I just love that it was Wisconsin. And then he found those girls in Wisconsin. I mean, he definitely...
Starting point is 00:18:49 He found some smoke shows in Wisconsin. I will say this. I will say this. Made out like a thief. They didn't go into this in the movie, but Colin clearly was talking to a prostitute. Like if you go up to a bar and a woman is that... Yeah, that's like she's dressed that way. She's dressed that way and talking that kind of way.
Starting point is 00:19:07 That's a prostitute, all right? I don't need to know anything more about this story. That didn't really happen to Colin. And then he brought one home for his friend. Yeah. Yeah. That's love. That's true. That is love, actually.
Starting point is 00:19:22 That's love, actually. That's Colin has some wealthy parents and he conforms. I don't know that. She comes through the door and immediately just kisses the other guy, like this whole thing is just so. Love at first sight, Jason. Yeah. Love at first sight.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Or paid for love in the form of prostitution. That's what I got from that vibe. I really do love the movie. It's a fun one to watch. I was enjoying following along to all the stories. I also was kind of with Jason on some of them. This is a little far fetched. Oh no, a couple of them. I will say the moment that Keira Knightley sits down and is trying to watch the wedding video, it does give you like an uneasy feeling in your stomach. As a woman, like if that were to happen to
Starting point is 00:20:09 you where you sat down, you were like, oh, my husband's best friend recorded this video. I'm going to watch it. And then it's all closeups of your face. And you're like, are you about to kill me? Yeah. That was my thing. She wasn't like that though. She was kind of into it. I don't think she was. She was into it. And then she was into it when he came with the cars. I think she felt bad for him. No, she was into it. And the whole thing was weird. I mean, it's stalker type behavior 1000%. Can't do it. No, top to bottom wrong. Don't
Starting point is 00:20:38 want to promote that. Don't want that's not the that's not the storyline that gets the happy ending. I agree. Overall, rating it, are we doing the PFF grade? Is that what we're doing here? We always do. All right, PFF grade, okay, amount of Christmas. I mean, minimal Christmas. I mean, it's a lot of Christmas, but minimal actual Christmas theme.
Starting point is 00:20:58 I'm gonna go... This is about to be bad. Four, I'll say four. Because there's Christmas stuff all over the place. That's so much more generous than what I thought you were going to give it. Yeah. I'm not going to. Listen, I'm realistic. I'm giving an honest review that is not swayed by any ulterior motive. This is an honest. That's what you can expect from Jason Kelsey. That's what you're getting. I put a stamp, put a guarantee on the box. What are you giving
Starting point is 00:21:23 it, Kai? For the amount of Christmas? Yeah. Six. Anywhere from four to six. I won't aggressively, I understand that these storylines could have been constructed outside of the holiday season. Yeah, I mean it's-
Starting point is 00:21:37 I can acknowledge that. It's a four to six. And that's why I'm giving it a three. This had nothing to do with Christmas. Me. Both of you are just being generous. That's not the one I'm going to be generous on. Acting? I thought the acting was pretty good. I mean, for what it is, it's a rom-com.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Honestly, the acting, that's what I'm saying. I enjoyed the storylines and the acting and it was fun. It was a very good cast. When you bring good kid acting in. Also, the prime minister calling out the United States if that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that I have ever seen fuck that guy he didn't say shit to Billy Bob's face and then went up on the podium like I ain't doing shit if I'm
Starting point is 00:22:19 the US I'm playing get it right up the Prime Minister of Britain's ass like we were on the fucking show, not you dickhead. We just had a whole fucking conversation in your office. You're bringing this up one time and then you're gonna go out there and say that shit in the fucking media. So anyways, just had to get that off my chest. He did. He flanked.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Hugh Grant flanked. The prime minister flanked. We're not going to talk about any of this in the office. I'm going to act like I'm your best buddy and then go out there and say like, we're done being taken advantage of. Well, now, Britain's fucked because the US is no longer on your side. So guess what? Good luck. He wasn't talking. He was talking about the woman. No, he was not. He was still mad at the woman because he was about to fire her. No, he was not.
Starting point is 00:23:02 That's all he was in his head. He fired her right afterwards, guys. I don't know what you guys have talked yourself into. He fired her and then it took later in the movie. He moved her from his personal office to alleviate temptation. No, he liked the temptation. He was in on it. That's why at the end he came back around and he was like, oh my gosh, I've made a terrible mistake.
Starting point is 00:23:22 That woman was being taken advantage of. Now I need her back. He knew immediately that what the president was doing. I don't think he was in. Acting, I'm giving you a solid nine. I love the acting. I mean, I can't give it a nine just for, because of like the type of movie it is.
Starting point is 00:23:42 You're ridiculous. But I'll- Then you down score the plot. You don't fuck with the acting're ridiculous. But I'll- Then you downscore the plot. You don't fuck with the acting. The acting, I'll agree with Travis Nine. But I just think that there's, the acting wasn't overly difficult. That's why I guess what I'm getting at.
Starting point is 00:23:55 You're so funny. I'm just being honest. It's not, it's, the rom-com type model isn't this- What? This isn't Shawshshank like level type. This isn't, what's the fucking one where Leonardo's out in the fucking wilderness for two hours with the grizzly bears, some whatever,
Starting point is 00:24:17 what the fuck's that movie? Reverent, like, Revenant. This isn't that type of film. So like, this would be like if the Chiefs played like a high school team. How'd the Chiefs play? Well, they beat them by a thousand points, but it's hard to tell if they're very,
Starting point is 00:24:31 like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what to tell ya. You're fucking ridiculous. Give me the score. All right, seven. It's good acting, but like, I can't. Directing. I thought the directing was up there.
Starting point is 00:24:44 I thought to be able to put all these, all the, I can't take Jason's right now. I thought the directing was cool. The, uh, a lot of the shots were fun, the symmetrical, uh, I thought the shots on the, um, especially on the water when they were, uh, when all the papers and everything flew around, I thought that was sweet. I thought the running, the slow-mo running through the airport, it fired me up for some reason.
Starting point is 00:25:13 I found it to be- I'll give it a solid, directing a solid eight. Solid eight. I'm gonna say nine, I love this movie. I'll say like, just very predictable. Like, I think it's hard- But that's hard. Yeah, but it's plot. But also, but also like this, the way the scenes are shot and like the choices that are made, like it just felt very wedding scene where everybody pops up with their own instrument. That's a risk. Well, again, that's plot. I'm just saying the way everything was shot
Starting point is 00:25:44 was just very, there was nothing creative to it. So like, I feel like anybody who went to film school could have directed this movie in the exact same way this guy did. So I'll go five. You're such a grinch, man. That's a great description. Plot, where we got plot?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Can I go negative? No, you can't go negative. It's a one to 10. One to 10? So I can't go negative. Oh Jesus Christ. It's a one to ten. One to ten? Yeah. So I can't go zero? No. One.
Starting point is 00:26:09 It's fucked up. It's just horrendous. The reality of it, Jason, is that there probably is a lot of this going on. So as much as you want to act like this is like not a good plot, like this is something that could actually be going on. I'm going eight. I think that it was a lovely if it collection and again, the only reason I'm down scoring from Higher is because I think that it didn't necessarily have to be a holiday movie
Starting point is 00:26:36 Okay, I'll say this if it is actually going on it was directed and filmed in a way that was completely inappropriate It was filmed in this uplifting like, oh, look, she's out with the cue cards guy, the best friend trying to fuck his best friend's wife. And like all of it was done in this like happy, like there was, there should have been much more dark tones and filmed in a way that expounded on these people being pieces of shit. That's fine. But the fact that all of it was celebrated is ridiculous. So like, maybe the plot isn't horrendous.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Maybe I would like the plot if the director and the way it was shot accurately portrayed all these people as monsters. I did feel like they were like portraying everybody as all everybody's good people. Yeah. That being said, I'll give it a solid seven. I enjoyed the bouncing around.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I thought the plot of the movie, like how they were like tying in all the stories, even though I wasn't agreeing with what everybody was doing, I thought it was very interesting. Character relatability. This is where it's tough. Can't relate to a lot of these situations. Everybody can relate to Sam. You got your first crush. You know, how do I, you know, do I, do I, do I have the courage to go up and ask the
Starting point is 00:27:56 girl that I'm into out and sing to her? Couldn't really relate to anybody. I'm gonna give it a nice solid three. Yeah. Outside of them all being European. I just feel bad giving it any low score but I don't know that there's a single plot where I'm like, I feel that. I'm gonna go four, five, four.
Starting point is 00:28:17 I don't know how you don't love this adorable dog behind you. She looks dead. You see her. Where are you going Jason? Sam's relatable. The only one and the dad. I think most dads are going to be put in that situation where they're trying to navigate their son's first love interest and Sam having to do that and nailing it. So I'm going to go, I'll go three as well.
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Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah, you're definitely the most competitive in these kind of games for sure. I'm really competitive in things that people aren't supposed to be that competitive in. Yeah. Yeah. Who would you want to challenge in Monopoly Go? Who do you know is good at it? I would challenge Kylie.
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Starting point is 00:30:30 So my pastries are great. A good French toast or, you know, I'm more of like waking up on Christmas and eating and enjoying and like, it is so nice. More than I am like the dinner. I don't know. I think the morning's always so much more magical. Yeah, I definitely like breakfast just in general. Yeah, I'm't know. I think the mornings always so much more magical.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah, I definitely like breakfast just in general. Yeah, I'm more of a breakfast guy. I will say the holiday lunch, don't sleep on the holiday lunch act. Like I'd like a good honey baked ham sandwich. Come on now. You got me there. You got me there. How about places we would spend
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Starting point is 00:33:06 We just got done with Love Actually giving it a solid kind of buns movie review, but we are into one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time. And this is America speaking because this movie, Christmas Vacation, is based off of the good-hearted, middle-class American family. Yes. And it's just, it's such a magical, fucking hilarious,
Starting point is 00:33:35 it hits on every single aspect of the families and all the characters and kinda portrays what I imagine as a lot of a lot of like people's Christmas uh I don't know Christmas experiences year in year out especially when you get the entire family like both sides of the family together in one house. I love it. This is a movie that I didn't love as much when I was a kid. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Because I think it was hard to relate to all of it but the older you get the funnier it gets the morenier it gets, the more relatable it gets, especially once you start having kids of your own, once you're married. I feel like- Even without kids, I'm looking at it like, man, I can appreciate it for just the dynamic.
Starting point is 00:34:15 The father always trying to just go above and beyond for the Christmas magic. For sure. Whether it's the tree or the lights. And he says it in the beginning is like, I always just wanted a big Christmas like family environment in my life. Having all both sides of the family, his his wives and his all the parents knowing that, you know, not everybody always sees eye to eye,
Starting point is 00:34:41 but they they always wanted this. Yeah, we're also going to mention here that Kylie hasn't seen it. So, yeah, Kylie. Well, she has seen it. She did not watch it before this episode though. No, I'm of no use to you. So, I've only seen bits and pieces and... What pieces have you seen? Can you see the dog right now?
Starting point is 00:35:01 Yeah. She stole the toilet paper. Stole? Is she stealing toilet paper. She stole the toilet paper out of the bathroom. Stan Oh, there we go. Katelyn Look at her. Marshall She was about to tear it to pieces. Marshall Arts and crafts. It's doccy arts and crafts. Katelyn I don't even know that I can pull scenes out of my pocket here. Marshall Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Katelyn When I tell you I am useless to this. Marshall Do you know who the main character is? Katelyn Clark, Griswold. Marshall Okay. Do you know who plays him? Katelyn No. Marshall Okay. Kylie's out of this. Do you know who the main character is? Clark Griswold. Okay, do you know who plays him? No. Okay, Kylie's out of this. Chevy Chase absolutely kills it. There you go, that's it.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Chevy's the man. Yeah, I think what's special about this movie is exactly what you're saying, Travis, that Clark is trying to give his family the ideal like storybook Christmas that Hallmark and every movie and every story has ever laid out. But the beauty behind this is like, this is how actually Christmas is. It's a giant chore. It's incredibly hard to pull off. But you all, for some reason, all of us revel in the misery of trying to make it happen because you're trying to make it special for your kids and your family. And I think everybody can identify with Clark's inability to do that, but in
Starting point is 00:36:08 trying to do so every single year. So I think it's fantastic. I love right from the opening scene of going out and cutting the Christmas tree down and the kids are like, why the hell are we out here doing this? This makes no sense,. He's like it's because it's a Christmas tradition This is what we're gonna go get our tree. This is what it's the ultimate like dad line. Yes American dads. This is what our forefathers did No doubt all the 90s dads talk and then it's just you know, know, right down the, like go, like right down the barrel from, you know, he's expecting the bonus from his job and like how big of a point he's gone all in on Christmas.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Like he's leveraged everything that this is going to happen. And it comes to full, you know, it comes to a head immediately when he finds out that he isn't getting the bonus that he thinks he's getting. But kudos to the boss for coming and getting his senses when he's kidnapped by the cousin Eddie. Yeah. Cousin Eddie. And we all have a cousin Eddie. I had a revelation while I was watching this movie. I've always thought I was Clark Griswold. Am I cousin Eddie? No.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Like when I come to your house, am I viewed as the cousin Eddie? No. You're viewed as Clark Griswold. I didn't know. You're 100% Clark. I just thought all of those scenes are so relatable and that's what makes the movie so special and they did such a good job of just making it funny, poking fun at the ridiculousness of it, poking fun at the neighbors who are too cool to have Christmas be a part. Like, I just think it's who are too cool to have Christmas be a part. Like, I just think it's really, really well done across the board by National Lampoon and Chevy Chase
Starting point is 00:37:49 and everyone involved. So, should we get into the PFF rating of this movie? Or do you wanna talk about more stories? I wanna ask you, have you- What's your favorite scene? Yeah, favorite scene? Ah, I probably should've thought of this before. There's so many good ones.
Starting point is 00:38:03 I mean, right off the bat, the kiss my ass scene with the boss and all of his little minions, I thought that was fucking gold. Kiss my ass, kiss his ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. So good.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yeah. I like the sledding scene. That one's an iconic one when he goes through all the freaking different material. He's got the new lubricant. I really like the cat scene. Don't put that on my sled. You know that metal plate I got in my head. Cousin Eddie's lines are so much better. Every time he turns the microwave on, I piss myself. I piss myself. And then right now, and now the only thing standing between my brain and there is a two inch wide piece of government plastic so good it's so good
Starting point is 00:38:53 oh my gosh that's fucking good I never understood the addict scene I thought he was stuck up there and I forgot that he goes through the ceiling he could have just left but he stays up there. He stays up there. He gets caught up in just enjoying all the shit that's up there. Going down memory lane, which we all get caught up in. For sure.
Starting point is 00:39:13 I love the lights, the light scene. Oh my gosh. When he finally gets it clicked on and the whole town goes out, then they got to turn the nuclear power on. Shitter's full, man. But he says, he worked hard on those lights, grandma. So does the washing machine. the whole town goes out then they got to turn the nuclear power on. Marshall S. Nooble She had her full man. Charlie Amount of Christmas, 10. 10. Could not have more Christmas. Could not have more Christmas.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Acting, for what it is, like a comedy, they nailed it. I mean, it's again, not the most challenging, but... I was about to say, if you're going to go, if you're going to give... This was more challenging, like the comedic timing here is way more challenging than what they did in Love Actually. And I'm assuming there was an amount of off the cuff comments made like most of these comedies. I'm going eight, I'm going eight. Yeah, there's no off the cuff in Love Actually.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Directing. I didn't give my acting. I'll give them those two, just, I mean, a seven. They were both tens, but if we're going the entire movie. The entire cast. Yeah. All right. That's fair. I love the boss did a good job. Forget that guy's actor. But yeah. Directing. I mean, ten. It nailed it. Like, it's freaking hilarious. Ridiculous. And it's not overstated.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It's not overstated. Like, it's not like, here's what I I mean and this is why I like old comedies. So many comedies that are made now, it's like they overdo it with a lot of it and it feels like it's a vision. Let there be some question. Like there's like in the first scene like they forget the saw but they still get out of there with the tree because they ripped it out of the ground. How do they rip it out of the ground?
Starting point is 00:41:02 Who gives a shit? It's funny. Don't don't we don't need to overdo it. We don't need to over like we don't need to make it so of the ground. How do they rip it out of the ground? Who gives a shit? It's funny. Yeah. We don't need to overdo it. We don't need to over, like, we don't need to make it so realistic that, oh, no, Clark, Chevy Chase isn't ripping a tree out of the ground. And the comedy is very dry. It's not like at any moment it feels like, like if you didn't weren't listening to the words, it doesn't feel like a comedy. Like it's not like this slap sticky thing too much. Actually Actually that's a lot. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:41:25 I think the comedy is very dry throughout and I just like that type of comedy as opposed to kind of things that happen now where it's like more of the top. Comedy's being made right now. I'll give it a solid eight on the directing. I thought it was good. Plot. Ten. Stop, Jason. Eleven. In terms of Christmas movie plot, like this thing hits all of it. It was all like, all right, when he's turning on the lights and they're doing the drum roll, we all knew it was not going to go up. Yeah, but you didn't know why it wasn't
Starting point is 00:41:59 going up. Is it because the light bulbs are out? Everybody knows why. You did not know that there was going to be the light switch in the garage and that there was going to be a back and forth where she was going to turn it on. Then he's like having trouble. He thinks he's got it fixed. And then all of a sudden it's going out and he's trying, like, I just had it on. Like, no, none of that stuff was predictable. That's why it was funny.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Things that are predictable aren't funny. This movie is very funny. The light part wasn't funny. It was just the part, the needed part in the movie. You didn't think it was funny when he stapled his sleeve to the gutter and he ripped his sleeve off and then the ladder fell back into the tree. Then he went forward again, then he's hanging from the gutter and a piece of ice shot out and hit his neighbor's window? No. It's good for TV, but I didn't laugh if that's what you're asking me.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Just give it a rating. Plot? I'll give it a seven. It's ridiculous. I like the way Travis just crushed you the way you crushed me on. I mean, what I said was actually a hundred percent. I mean, it made a ton of sense. This makes no sense. Character. He said it was predictable. It's like not predictable. That's why it's funny. character relatability ten character relatability is up there I'll give it a good nine what's the pff great it's gonna be pretty high it'll be pretty
Starting point is 00:43:13 hot for a Christmas movie probably right around the eights high eight yeah it's gonna have to be eight points no that might be nine it's gonna be eight points something right it shouldn't be this hard to do the math. I don't know what's taking Brandon so long to type this up. Eight point nine, wow. I mean, yeah, I think that's a solid score for how I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was eight point nine for sure. Some people just know that you can save hundreds on car insurance by checking Allstate first. Like during the holidays when you get a gift but forgot to buy the batteries.
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Starting point is 00:46:25 That's code NEWHEIGHTS for 10% off. Terms do apply. All right. That's it for movie reviews. We're going to get to our next segment, which is Christmas movie games. That's right. We're going to do... Kylie has informed me this is a TikTok trend.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I'm not on TikTok, so I'm new to this trend. It's a blind ranking. This is a big thing in the world of TikTok. The blind ranking is brought to you by our friends at Accelerator. Marshall S. No. Stan Which whether you're trying to get geared up to put up some Christmas lights like Clark Griswold or wrapping some presents in the heat of the night before Santa gets there, make sure you're drinking accelerator
Starting point is 00:47:06 when you need that energy and a little bit of all-natural thermo plant-based thermogenics to get you there. Oh, always get you right baby. It's gotten me to 14 and 1 this season. All right, we're going to blind rank 10 of the most popular Christmas movies of all time. Can't wait to see what they chose for this. You will see one movie at a time. Place it on the list before seeing the next one. It's gonna be hard because we don't know what the 10 movies are going to be. That's the whole point of it. That's why it's blind ranking.
Starting point is 00:47:32 He gets it now. There's literally filters on TikTok that do this. What's a filter? Is that like a... It's like a Snapchat thing. But is it, it does like, it like turns everything orange? No. No? It shows a blank one through ten and then it puts one thing on the screen and you have
Starting point is 00:47:52 to select which number you'd like to put it at and then you find out what the next one is. Got it. Okay. There's multiple versions of filters, what you just mentioned. There's like Thanksgiving. Yes, there's also a filter. Yeah, that is.
Starting point is 00:48:03 But there's like Thanksgiving food ranking. How are we doing this? Are we doing this? Brandon's going to tell us. Should I get a pen and pencil? No. OK. It's so funny. First movie, the Santa Claus. Santa Claus. That's a good movie. I can think of a lot of movies better, but I do like Santa Claus. That's a good movie. I can think of a lot of movies better, but I do like Santa Claus. Who's going first? Travis, you go first on this one, then we'll rotate.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Somewhere in the middle of the pack, five or six. I was thinking four. I would do five. If you guys want to go five, where were you going? I was going higher than that. You're a big fan. All right, we'll go four. I just think it's a great movie. It's a really good movie. If you want to go four, I'll go four with Santa Claus. I'll go four.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I can think of a few movies better, including Chris's Vacation. Second movie, Jingle All the Way. Jingle All the Way. That's not better than the Santa Claus. No, it is not. I mean, it's a guilty pleasure for me just because it has Schwarzenegger,
Starting point is 00:48:57 but objectively not that good of a movie. Yeah, I'm gonna say low. I can think of worse, like Love Actually. It's gotta be eight or nine. I can't, so it can't go too low. I would say eight or nine. I can think of worse, like Love Actually. It's gotta be eight or nine. I can't, so it can't go too low. I would say eight or nine. I'll go eight. I think eight's a good solid jingle all the way score.
Starting point is 00:49:11 I hope they didn't put a bunch of bad movies in here now. A Christmas Story. Wyatt clearly doesn't agree with that. Christmas Story. I think you gotta go one. I don't know if there's any movie that symbolizes Christmas more to me than Christmas story personally. I love it.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I really do love it, but I just, I enjoy other Christmas movies so much more. Is it above or below Santa Claus is the question? I think definitely above. Then it needs to be three because quite honestly, it wouldn't even be in my top five. Christmas story? No. It hits home for us Clevelanders. I think three is fine.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Three is fine. I think it should be on the other side of it. I think it should be two. I don't think it should be two. You already know, Brandon, keep typing. He already got VT. No, yeah, thank you. He got VT.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Movie number four, Elf. Elf is a very good movie. Man, it's good. It's definitely better than Santa Claus. So I'm upset that Santa Claus is at four because I can't put it above a Christmas story. Yes, we can. I'm not doing that. I think Elf is too.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Right? I'll put it at five. I'll compromise at five. Jason, we're not compromising. Do you think there's two other Christmas movies better than Elf? I can think of like five, if I'm being honest. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:50:20 A Wonderful Life. No way. I can think of Christmas Vacation. I wanna, I just wanna declare that this does not accurately represent how I would have blind ranked any of these. The Grinch? Guys, this rating is so fucked up. We fucked up with Santa Claus.
Starting point is 00:50:35 No, the Grinch is going to be number one and Elf is going to be number two. We fucked up with Santa Claus. Santa Claus shouldn't be four. It should be lower. Our Christmas story shouldn't have squeaked into the top five. I said five or six on Santa Claus. Listen, I think, I think Elf has got to be up there. Is the most iconic Christmas movie of all time. They played it for 24 hours straight on TBS. They used to. Oh my gosh. Wait. Is Miracle on 34th Street going to be in this?
Starting point is 00:50:59 Shit. That one's way down there. That movie sucks. Elf. I'll put. Standing the OG. Talk about playing every single year. It's not the there. That movie sucks. Elph. I'm outstanding. The OG. Talk about playing every movie here. It's not the OG. Come on. It's not the OG at all. No, no, no. I mean the OG version of that movie, not the remake. All right. Put it at five. Put it at five. I'm fine. We'll put it at five. We'll get, we'll put it at five. It's up there. It's top five.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Perfect. Elph is top five Christmas all the time. Wow. The Muppets Christmas Carol. Oh. Six. I love me some Muppets. What? Okay, five, I'll go seven. You have no way. Put that at nine, if not ten.
Starting point is 00:51:28 No, no, no, no, no, no, you're way off. You are way off. No way. You guys fucking clearly. I'm not letting you do this. What is happening right now? I'm not letting you do this. A Muppet Christmas Carol is fucking fantastic.
Starting point is 00:51:38 This is ridiculous. I will agree with that. You're saying this movie is worse than Jingle All the Way. You're out of your mind. Yes. You are out of your mind. I didn't think Jingle All the Way should have been out of your mind. You are out of your mind. I didn't think Jingle All the Way should have been that high either. I was also, I was giving sports.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Guys, we still have Love Actually coming up. We have to leave space down there for Love Actually. Nine it is then. You motherfucker. Nine it is, because there's still two more that we probably should have put above Santa Claus. I can't wait to see what comes next. Brandon, hit it.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh. God damn it. 10. I can't wait to see what comes next. Brandon hit it. Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh. God damn it. Number seven. Ten. No. Seven. This is not a Christmas movie.
Starting point is 00:52:13 This is a Halloween movie. This is the way that Love Actually should have been filmed. If it was filmed like this, it might have been good. The cartoon porn scene? The anti-Christmas movie is the way it should have been filmed. I would love to see some clay titties, okay? It needed to be darker. They were trying to shine light on them too much.
Starting point is 00:52:32 You guys are out of your mind. Do you think The Nightmare Before Christmas is not a good movie? This is horrific. This is an absolute. I never thought it was good. I can't put a 10. There's going to be something worse than this. I'm saying 7.
Starting point is 00:52:41 You're right. There is going to be something worse than it, but. I can honestly say I've never even watched that movie. Which movie? Yeah, we fucked up. The Nightmare Before Christmas. So how are you at all inclined to rate it anything if you need a fucking skeleton? Jason don't judge a book by its cover guy. Oh God yeah, you didn't like the Adams family. This is the next one. It's a wonderful life One or two here he goes. This is not one or two. This is six. No chance. This is so clusterfuck. Dude, there's no way this is one of the best. You guys are out of your minds
Starting point is 00:53:14 if you don't think this movie is wonderful. Dumpsterfire. It's got the word wonderful in its life. If you put a wonderful life below fucking elf in Santa Claus. This list is fucking ridiculous. It's not better than elf. It's not as funny as elf, but it's more impactful and has more sentimental value. If you haven't noticed, I'm clearly in the minority. Have you ever seen this movie too? No. I forced myself to watch this terrible movie. Step your Christmas movie up. I think it should be one or two, but if Travis wants it, it's six. I don't know what other
Starting point is 00:53:51 Christmas movies we're saving for one and two. So that's the problem. We're going to get something like love action. We're going to have to put it all of a sudden. If you put it at two, then you have a very clean like we can't do six because then it's either the best thing or the worst thing. Nice, Kai. Way to make it make sense put it at two. I just don't know what you're gonna put above a Christmas story in Wonderful Life in the grand scheme. The Grinch. I love that we're all on the same page. The Grinch is great. The Grinch is objectively which Grinch are we going though? It's gonna be the OG Grinch. I got bad news.
Starting point is 00:54:19 The Grinch isn't on here. Jesus Christ. Grinch isn't on the list. The Grinch isn't on here. I have horrible news, this is so funny. Number eight, love actually. Ted! I don't know, I think this is like the middle of the pack. No chance, this movie is way worse. It's not as Christmas vacation. One, it's my favorite Christmas movie,
Starting point is 00:54:38 outside of a wonderful life and Christmas story. That's my top three. But it's neither one of them. Oh no, Travis, I've given up. Which one are you going to put it? So you put it at six, then no matter what, then no matter what freaking movie that comes up is going number one. Yeah, this is the point of the game, Jason.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I'm going six. Kylie, what are you going one or six? Six. I haven't seen this in forever. Don't quote me on this. You didn't even know that the lead actor's name is Chevy Chase. Why would I know that, Jason? I don't know. It's just almost like... Home Alone. Okay. I'm happy with this list. This is a good
Starting point is 00:55:12 list. Nice. Home Alone's great. Objectively, Home Alone is fantastic. I mean, Joe Pesci, freaking Marv. I thought this was going to be a really bad list, but it's actually not a bad list. I think it's pretty accurate other than Chris's vacations to be above Elf and Santa Claus. A Christmas, the most, the 10 of the most popular Christmas movies and you didn't include The Grinch is a Travesty. I don't know. Also, since when is the Wonderful Life about Christmas?
Starting point is 00:55:43 Great question, Travis. What the fuck are we talking about? I think A Wonderful Life is about... Show me the timer, Brandon. Can I see the timer please? I don't... I remember watching, I'm like, when is Christmas going to even fucking play its part in this movie? So, A Wonderful Life is about a community and the concept of things being bigger than yourself and the concept of giving obviously in the bank that, I forget the main guy's name. George? George. The concept of the bank giving to the community. I mean, I guess if you don't like banks, you probably don't like a Wonderful Life. the mom and pop banks not the conglomerate
Starting point is 00:56:25 you know 2008 banks. If I were to change this list Wonderful Life would go down to six and Christmas Vacation would go up that's the only thing I would change. Our blind rankings from one to ten were Home Alone at one, Wonderful Life at two which I don't know, number three was a Christmas story, four Santa Claus, five elf, six Christmas vacations, seven nightmare on Christmas, eight jingle all the way, nine Muppets, and ten love actually. 92 percenters, tell us how we did. We need to know is this an acceptable list, is it not acceptable, and is Jason thinking way too highly of Wonderful Life? That's a great movie.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Blind Ranking was brought to you by our friends at Accelerator. Upgrade your energy today with Accelerator Active Energy. Let's move on to the no dumb questions. I wasn't needed here for any of this, so can I get up before dumb questions? No, you're staying, Kylie. Yeah, I think we need you just for this one, actually. I have to go care for children. We have to keep our ratings up and we have to have the best podcaster in the world in order to do that.
Starting point is 00:57:26 You're such a dick. To not go anywhere. No Dumb Questions Christmas edition. All right, let's close this thing out with a little no dumb questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions. Just two dumb guys asking Jason's wife to come join us answering some not so dumb questions. No Dumb Questions is brought to you by NFL Sunday. Ticket on YouTube TV. Get to YouTube TV and watch the rest of the NFL action. Let's see what we've got on the hotline. Next caller. Hi guys. I would like to know
Starting point is 00:57:58 when is it if ever okay to tell your partner that they are a bad gift giver. Thank you, Go Birds. Well, it's a good question. And Go Birds. Love that. I will say this. I will say this. Don't fuck around with this because it sounds like it's an issue. If you got a bad gift giver, you got to say something and nip it in the bud. Because I'll tell you this, mom Donna Kelsey had to deal with Christmas upon Christmas of the exact same gifts. Earrings and candles. Earrings and candles and pistachio nuts for, I mean, we did it our whole childhood before we were in high school where she said, you know, guys, you don't have to give me the same thing every single Christmas. So I'll say this.
Starting point is 00:58:42 But what do you get a mom that has everything she wants? You got to nip that in the bud. You got to say something and you don't have to be like a jerk about it. Just be like, hey, I think like... I got enough earrings. Yeah. Or just whatever you don't like about the gifts, don't say you don't like them. Just say, hey, I just like sometimes I think I would appreciate something more sentimental, something I like, I really like jewelry. Just say what you like. You don't have to say what you don't like. You can plant seeds as to what you want if they're listening.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Now you're getting warmer. Right? Plant seeds. And also if they give a gift to somebody else and it's asked, let them know we got to work on your gift given. And that way they'll take the note that they need to get better to give you this. Why would you give this gift? It's like it means... It makes no sense. If you understand how to give a gift. Right. Oh. Kai, you have something you want to chime in? I think you should be gentle about it, but I think you can let someone know ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Like you're saying, plant a seed, but you don't need to plant a seed that they're a bad gift giver. You can just plant a seed on something you don't need to plant a seed that they're a bad gift giver. You can just plant a seed on something that you would like. You can do like one or two things so that they have like two different things to choose from would be a good option. And just plant that seed early and say, you know, I've been looking at this sweater.
Starting point is 01:00:01 It's a beautiful sweater. I'm just not sure that I wanna spend that much money on it. Or I'm not sure that I want to I'm not sure that I'll get there Speaking for men everywhere be very clear if you want this gift because We miss some of these more subtle hints Also also also what's considered a good gift and a bad gift? If you're a shitty gift receiver, you need to check yourself in the fucking mirror. That's good. If you're out here hoping you're getting a fucking brand new car and it's like, you know
Starting point is 01:00:34 what I mean? All your sweaters. What are we fucking doing here? All right. We need to re-evaluate the situation at hand. Expectations. Yes. So it goes both ways.
Starting point is 01:00:45 How am I as a gift giver, guys? Trav, you want to take this one? Nobody has to rush to answer that. I did like my birthday gift. I think that was a Kylie move though. Which one? Which one was it? You want me to tell everybody?
Starting point is 01:00:58 The box. Big box? The box? Yeah. The box we took to Kansas City. He doesn't actually know what that was, Travis. I knew that wasn't him. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:06 What has Jason gotten me? The 99 jersey. He was very excited about that one. Ooh, I mean, that was a fucking banger. I got it right here. The problem is Jason and I are, I feel we align on gift giving in a way where when a holiday or a birthday or something comes around, we kind of do like an oh shit. But outside of holidays and times where you're actually supposed to give gifts, there have been times where we've like, oh, I really thought this would be great. I don't love getting gifts. And so I never help him in any way. And he buys everything
Starting point is 01:01:44 that he wants just when he thinks of it. I deal with that as well. I think I'm a good gift giver. I think I'm a bad gift planner. That's where I'm a bad gift planner. Yeah. I'd say we like, well, he's not saying I'm a good gift giver. So I'm not confident saying I am a good gift giver.
Starting point is 01:02:01 But I would say the gift planning is the downfall for both of us. Yeah. I mean, I'm right there in the same boat. We're all in the same boat on this one. Got you the transformer robot last year. Yeah, but Jason, you always do it the day before. I got you the transformer gift last year on Christmas. He either gets it months ahead of time or the day before.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Yeah. I mean. Isn't that pretty standard? Whoever floats your boat finds lost remote. You know what I mean. Isn't that pretty standard? Whoever floats your boat finds lost remote. You know what I mean? Al Kass taught me that one. Why don't you see what I got you guys this year? We're going to revisit this in a couple of days. We're going to revisit this conversation and who the best gift giver is in a couple of days. It's not going to be me. Because I know who's winning that one. It's not going to
Starting point is 01:02:40 be me. I was too busy playing S-A-N-T-A if you catch my drift. You just wait, Jason. You just wait. I don't think I've ever been this confident. For me too? Huh? For me? I'm giving away zero details. I know I'm very confident in Travis, less confident in Kylie.
Starting point is 01:02:57 That means he hasn't gone to the mall yet. Very confident. I'm gonna spruce up the joint over there. I also blame our gift creativity on dad. He made us get mom the exact same gifts. So I'm doing really, I just think I can just go out and just get the same gift. I've really had to work on this, but I just want to let you guys know. I'm not going to blame dad. I just want to let you guys know. He's actually a very good gift giver. We are going to revisit this in five days. We're going to revisit this in five
Starting point is 01:03:23 days. You know what? You talking about planting a seed, talk about planting a seed. I am perfectly happy with a candle and some earrings. I want to throw that out there. On it. Do you guys know what that is? That's a trap, brother. That is a trap. All right.
Starting point is 01:03:37 We are good to go. Thank you for the call in there. Go birds. And yeah, let's reevaluate the situation. You got to be a good receiver and a good gift giver. Hope your holidays are as magical and you get some good gifts that you've been dying to receive. Thanks to NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV for sponsoring No Dumb Questions. And thank you guys for listening to some No Dumb answers NFL Sunday ticket is helping us recap our favorite 2024 New Heights moments this week. Sunday ticket. Yeah make sure you check it out and let us know which moment was your personal favorite and remember you can get NFL Sunday ticket
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Starting point is 01:05:31 Is it weird that I feel like I'm playing Monopoly in real life now? Is that like? No, that's exactly what the game is for Jason. Happy holidays everyone. Happy holidays. Feliz Navidad. He's man spreading into my area. I can't actually get my chair forward. I don't really have anywhere to go. Usually our daughters talk about his boobs. I mean, look at them.
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