New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - NFL Draft Reactions, Travis’ New Contract and Joe Burrow on Aliens | Ep 88
Episode Date: May 1, 202492%ers we are back with another episode of New Heights sponsored by Buffalo Wild Wings. Let’s Go Sports Bar! In this episode, we finally have some real football news! We’ve got Travis’ reactio...n to his new Chiefs contract, Jason addressing the rumors he’s making a move to TV, and we’ve finally reveal the launch dates for our videos recapping the insanity that was our live show in Cincinnati. We also have breakdown of Mother’s Day gifts, a No Dumb Question about swapping bodies with another athlete, and Travis recaps his weekend in Vegas raising money with Patty Mahomes. The guys also breakdown the 2024 NFL Draft. We get into the first round that was dominated by offensive players, the Chiefs adding the fastest WR available, and the Eagles making some bold choices with skill position players. There’s also a lengthy discussion about NFL butts, thoughts on NFL scheduling rumors, and an incredible sneak peek at our interview with Joe Burrow. Joe breaks down his thoughts on aliens and his favorite trash talkers in the league. Reminder that all of our exclusive Lombaby games content has already been dropping on our social channels all week, our full interviews will launch on YouTube this Friday (5/3) followed by a “Best of the Lombaby Games” on Tuesday (5/7) before next week’s episode. We will be back with more New Heights every Wednesday during the offseason so make sure you’re subscribed to our YouTube Channel and wherever you get your podcasts so you don’t miss a single episode and follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok for all the best moments from the show. . . . Support the Show: PRIZE PICKS: Download the app today and use code NEWHEIGHTS for a first deposit match up to $100 BUFFALO WILD WINGS: Right now, until April 30th, when you order with Buffalo Wild Wings GO, you can get 6 free wings with a minimum purchase of $10 and promo code GOWINGS. LA-Z-BOY: To score your very own custom recliner - enter the New Heights La-Z-Boy Giveaway — simply by following La-Z-Boy on Instagram and “liking” and commenting on one of their posts about the giveaway. And while you’re at it, check out https://www.la-z-boy.com/. Or stop into your local La-Z-Boy retailer to test one of these bad boys out. FARMER’S DOG: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at https://TheFarmersDog.com/newheights. Plus, you get FREE shipping! ACCELERATOR: Every flavor of the Kelces’ favorite drink, Accelerator Active Energy, is available at Hyvee, Quiktrip, Giant Eagle, Amazon, and now Wawa. https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=NewHeights5SAVENOW UNCRUSTABLES: This episode is sponsored by Uncrustables, the best part of the sandwich. Learn more at https://www.smuckersuncrustables.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Kylie calls me, says I got a chicken ass.
We can call her right now.
Watch this, unprompted.
Hello?
Kai.
What's up?
What do you say my ass resembles?
A chicken ass.
Thank you.
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I'm Travis Kelsey.
My big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio University of Cincinnati grads.
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Well, we did a 92% as that's right.
We got another amazing episode lined up for you guys.
And check it out.
Do it.
Let's do it.
We're actually going to bring up some huge football news to talk about.
That's right.
What?
We've been heavy on the guests this off season, but there is finally draft news to
disclose the big yeti's big new contract with the Kansas City Chiefs.
Yeah. The big yeti's big new contract with the Kansas City Chiefs Yeah more exciting stories and rumors from around the league and football world. Oh, we also have an article about buns
Oh them. Uh, you talking about firing them glutes. That's right
Exactly what I'm talking about trap, but first firing my glutes. Oh
Making sure the things are fired up.
I got I got the money.
Okay.
I got to go earn.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's right.
All right. Cool.
But first, as always, new news.
New news.
Hell.
All right.
Now, first bit of new news.
We all saw it.
It's all over X and whatever other social media you subscribe to.
The Big Yeti has officially signed a new contract. It's all over X and whatever other social media you subscribe to. The Big Yeti
has officially signed a new contract. That's right, Kansas City Chiefs fans. You can sleep
at night knowing that the Big Yeti is going to be a Kansas City Chief for the foreseeable
future. Kansas City officially announced it on social media with this tweet saying, we
signed the greatest tight end ever to a new contract.
How about that?
And per NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, the Chiefs and all-pro Pro Bowl tight end Travis Kelsey
have agreed to terms on a two-year contract extension to make him the NFL's highest paid
tight end sources say.
How about that?
Congratulations, Trav.
Thanks, dude.
How about that? Hell yeah, man. This is huge. Sources say all right now congratulations trap
Hell yeah, this is huge. This is uh, this is just following your footsteps again, you know
You would I mean every single kind there last like two years. You were the highest-paid Center. Yeah Well, I mean, that's what they say. I don't know if it's true or not. It's two years
34.25 million extension through 2027 is this report accurate first of all because a lot of times these numbers come out and they're
Inaccurate. Yeah, so the highest paid would have that's exactly it the AAV the highest T E A A V
17.125. Yeah, and I am so freaking thankful to Brett Veach
Mark Donovan
Coach Reed big red. I love you big guy, and
obviously Clark Hunt, man. The Hunt family has been absolutely unbelievable to not
only myself in this Kansas City community, but they've just been so
generous since I've been here in making it feel like home and for the past 12
years, man, I've been able to make this
place exactly that.
And I've loved every single second of it.
And I'm going to love the next two years playing here in
Kansas City.
And we'll see what happens after that, man.
But I'm so excited and I'm so thankful to this organization
for getting it done and making me feel appreciated and
compensated the right way.
And on top of that, I got to move the needle
for the tight end room.
It's everyone else's job to go out there
and keep making that tight end AAV number go up and up
with every single contract that's better than mine
and in the future.
And I can't thank Kansas City enough, my agents,
for keep knocking on that door to see if anything's
available knowing that I'm not a guy that sits out.
I'm not a guy that holds out.
I'm a guy that loves coming into the building and the Chiefs know that.
So for them to want to, first of all, want to be able to get this done for me knowing
how much blood, sweat and tears I put into this thing for them.
I'm extremely grateful and extremely thankful for everybody involved, man.
I love Kansas City for it.
All right now, Chief's Kingdom, baby.
Here we go.
Heyo.
We got the nucleus together and paid, baby.
Everybody got paid this offseason, man.
I love it.
All right, let's keep this thing moving.
Jason is headed to TV land.
That's right.
How about that?
We all knew it was fucking coming. We just didn't know which direction you're going.
More breaking news, 92% has just been announced Jason may be making moves to the broadcasting
world.
Yeah, nothing's been officially inked yet or announced yet, but obviously there's been
a lot of reports out there about me going to ESPN and I think time will kind of take
care of that, but it's a tremendous honor to even be considered
to potentially work there.
That network was everything that Travis and I
watched growing up.
I mean, we talk about it all the time.
We had Rich Eisen on last year on the show.
Man.
We talk about all these guys that we grew up watching
and we lived watching ESPN.
Fueled our love for sports. Sports center.
Yeah I mean that's before phones that was the only way to get all the coverage and yeah you know we
were glued to the tv each and every day so the fact that I may potentially probably will be
working there uh it's pretty darn cool man. That's awesome man. That's some cool stuff to see come
full circle man because we used to live and die by ESPN
On that TV growing up man. So to see you up there with the microphone in your hand
Yeah, no, I'm talking head now fish. It's gonna be hilarious man. Well, not officially. Yeah, that's awesome, man
I'm happy as hell for you. Yeah, I did my due diligence
You know what I mean? You want to make sure that you're really looking at things
talking to people that are knowledgeable
in the industry.
You know, neither one of us have ever done something like this.
And, you know, throughout the whole process, and meeting and talking to everybody over
at ESPN, it became apparent that it was really the right fit.
And at the end of the day, you know, it was something that I'm really, really looking
forward to this next phase.
I guess it's a little bit clearer now, which I'm certainly excited about.
I know to some degree who I'm working with and think very, very highly of all of them.
I'm excited to learn.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I know a lot about football, but not
a lot about this world. So that's just another avenue to continue to expand your knowledge,
create relationships, because that's what this business is all about. That's what every
business is all about. It's always about the people you interact with.
I'm with you on that. So I'm really excited.
I'm with you on that, brother. Congrats, man, and congrats to ESPN for getting a real one baby
I ran that. Alright, let's keep this thing moving dog New Heights is live show rollout
You guys asked for it. Our interns are always delivering. Hey
We're rolling out clips from our live show at the University of Cincinnati
That was a fucking blast from now through next week's episode. We'll be releasing behind the scenes social videos from the Lumbaby Games.
Cincinnati, you sure showed up. Look at this!
Oh man, this is love right here.
Let's go baby!
You guys ready to see the first ever great Lumbaby Games?
You'll get to hear from the girl who found Jason's fake ring in the chili.
You went with shenanigans right away.
The first sock you got, you threw it right over at Jessica.
Are you quite the head game individual?
Not really.
I'm a nice person.
Too bad she didn't find the fucking real one.
Don't be mad at anybody but yourself.
I'm mad at other people for throwing fucking socks willy nilly.
You're a fucking...
And then I'm mad that nobody had the common sense
to check all the socks.
It's not my fault, it's everyone else's fault.
It is, you could have kept this.
I basically put my ring in a safety deposit box
and then went to the bank afterwards
and they're like, oh, we don't have it,
I don't know what happened to the ring.
The fuck is going on, guys?
A safety deposit box full of chili.
I entrusted it in the hands of Jets Jake.
Jake, you were the last one I saw with it in your hand.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for those Jets fans, man.
Right?
Yeah.
All right, well, yeah, you'll see Jizzle James,
who won the spelling bee with the word square, s-square-squir-squirrell.
Please spell squirrel.
Yes?
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So make sure you stick around till the end baby and other new news. We got the Webby Award winners
Us how about that? We're winning more awards. Yeah
Who is webby? Do we know who webby is? Nope. Well, the Webby Awards, we won Webby People's
Voice Award in podcasts, best co-hosts. We won Webby People's Voice winner, best video
series. We won that award. And lastly, there's a lot riding on this one. We won, aka Jets
Jake won the award, People's Voice Award for social content series.
Not as excited after he lost your ring though. Right?
We're getting congratulations guys. This is awesome. And a
huge shout out to not only Jets Jakes, but our post production
team.
We mess around with Jake a lot because it's fun to fuck with
him. But we're really, really happy for him. He puts a lot of
time and effort into getting all these social clips you guys each
and every week. And we also want to shout out some of the people that don't get a lot of
shout outs on the show. Jets Jake is the guy that handles the socials. But there's a ton of post
production team including Carly, Adrian, Jesse and Brady. The social clips that these guys put
together are the things that are most consumed by our viewers. We certainly appreciate all of you that watch the full episodes. But we appreciate the entire
wave team and the amount of work that goes into cutting up all these clips each and every
week and annoying your guys timelines. Shout out to the whole crew. Well done. Well done,
ladies and gents. Well, and in other new news, but kind of old news, because this has already been announced,
but I guess now it's official,
Travis is officially a host of a game show.
You didn't get a chance to talk about it last week.
But yeah, Travis is hosting a new game show
called Argue Smarter Than a Celebrity.
Yes, sir.
In the show, an adult contestant will rely
on a classroom full of celebrities
from stage, screen, and sports to help them answer 11 questions
on a range of subjects pulled from elementary curriculum in
an effort to win a $100,000 prize.
It's actually pretty good.
It's nice how you just laid that out there like that.
It's pretty good.
Was that perfect?
Yeah.
So 100,000 was the top prize for this game show?
Yep.
Did anybody win $100,000?
Can you disclose that?
I cannot disclose that, but it is,
there were some fucking exciting, exciting contestants.
Yes, it was a blast, man.
It was a blast shooting it.
And to be honest, I always wanted
to do something with a game show.
We mean you, not only was it ESPN,
but it was also a game show network.
Nick Gas, Nickelodeon games show.
So many, so many good game shows.
And I always wanted to be a part of it,
whether I was a contestant, somebody helping out,
or hosting one.
What was your favorite game show?
Price is Right, doesn't matter.
It's untouchable.
It's hard, it's hard to beat.
I literally used to, whenever I would like,
not wanna go to school, I would just tell mom that I'm sick
and then she would make me chicken noodle soup,
give me some rich crackers and at 10 a.m.
Just watch game shows.
I would be able to watch the Price is Right
and then Family Feud was right after that.
Was it Family Feud?
I thought there was another one with Wayne Brady that, I don't know if he was the one
that was doing it though.
Oh, I forget what that one was.
No, it was later on he ended up doing it.
But there was another one backed up with Price is Right because I remember watching it.
I think it was Family Feud.
I'm pretty sure it's Family Feud is at 11 and Price is Right at 10.
What about on the Game Show Network?
Oh, Let's Make a Deal. Is the game show network. Let's make a deal.
Is the Wayne Brady one.
The game show network though had older ones.
Old ones that I can't even remember
what a lot of them were even called.
I just loved watching them.
My favorite one by far,
and I'm trying to remember the name of it.
He had a really skinny microphone.
Oh my gosh.
Match Game.
Loved the Match Game.
Match Game was awesome.
Yeah.
They had the six celebrity contestants up there
and you had to try and match it.
They've tried to reinvent it,
but nothing has gotten to the charm of that original one.
Yeah.
I also like Card Sharks.
Card Sharks was a good one.
Card Sharks was good.
The grocery store.
Super. What was it?
Oh my gosh. Supermarket.
Sweep. That was a supermarket sweep was electric.
Thank you, Brandon.
So many good ones, man.
You know which one I never got into was the one with the little creature.
And you'd hit the button and go, dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo.
And then it would stop.
And it would be like either you got like the I don't know it looked like the guy from uh that video game uh
pressure luck yeah whammy oh the whammies yeah I remember the whammies yeah you can say you
weren't into it but you definitely watched it oh I watched all of them I mean it was better than
whatever else was on tv at that time of the day. And that's not even naming all the kids shows that we watched on Nickelodeon.
I mean the Nick Gash game shows are far better, let's be honest.
I mean, Legend of the Hidden Temple.
Nothing comes close to Legend of the Hidden Temple. I watch Legend of the Hidden Temple
with my kids now.
Still you throw them on?
Oh yeah. My favorite thing to do, put Legend of the Hidden Temple on and then you place bets
and you got to go right off the bat. All you get is just a flash glance at the guys. They're the team. Purple parrots, not that in it. Red Jaguars, not that.
Silver snakes. I got silver snakes. I'm going silver snakes.
You're hilarious.
Anyways, congratulations on hosting a game show, Trav.
Oh, thank you, man. I think everyone's going to really enjoy this one. It's on Amazon Prime,
so it's streamed. For those of you that don't know what Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity is off of Jason's explanation right there, it's basically
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, but instead of actual fifth graders up there and them
getting questions wrong and you kind of feeling bad because a kid's up there and you just
got a question wrong on TV. It's a celebrity and now you can make fun of them because it's
funny to make fun of adults and not kids.
I mean, I think it's really important we make fun of kids personally.
I'm with that. Maybe not shamefully, maybe not making fun of them on TV where it lasts
forever.
It's very important. It's important.
It's not that's not public humiliation.
That's something that everybody should have to endure.
Not that public though. Not that public listen
We are every single day publicly
Humiliating ourselves in front of millions of viewers of this podcast. Nobody can humiliate me more than me
You got to be able to laugh at yourself anyways everybody make sure you check out
Are you smarter than a celebrity when it comes out?
Whenever it comes out because I don't know when it's gonna come out
How about this mama Kel's got on the today show yet again
Mom is I mean she might as well host this fuck
You kidding me our final bit of new news mom was on the today show to share some
Mother's Day gift ideas and she was also asked if the two of us are good at Mother's Day gifts
Are we gift givers? Oh man. She needs to share me some. Don't ask Kylie.
I am a bad gift planner and giver.
At least she was honest and she didn't just fucking just keep us in like we're unhuman.
You know, like everybody.
You can't be good at sports and Jason you can't be good at reading and then good at
gift giving.
You gotta fucking be shitty at something.
I can't be good at dancing and be good at gift giving. You gotta fucking be, you gotta be shitty at something. I can't be good at dancing and be good at gift giving.
I can only have one of those.
Cause that's your gift.
My gift is to dance and watch people.
Is to show people what true expression looks like.
We should just send mom gifts of us dancing
for Mother's Day.
Here's your, for a gift, you are gonna get a GIF.
When do you get a woman that has everything?
You know, golly.
It's hard.
What do you get?
She really likes black and white.
Mom wears a lot of black and white sequenced clothing.
She actually looks lovely right here in this picture.
She always looks lovely.
She looks lovely up there.
She's big with black and white.
I'm starting to pick this up.
I'm in on it too.
I think if we got some black and white.
She'll go a pop of color here and there.
She will.
She knows what she's doing.
She definitely wears a little bit of red.
Oh yeah.
She likes red.
Pop it in there.
I'm not gonna lie,
Kylie was the first person who made me notice
that mom likes black and white.
It's good,. It's listen
It's it's slimming on TV. Yeah, it's just on camera
She gets it never noticed it and then Kylie said it one time and every single time I see mom
She's in black and white mom. You gotta switch it up now Jason caught on. She's like Cruella de Vil
We gotta get her like a don't fucking call mom Cruella de Vil
Mom's a saint. She's an angel. She's a saint. She's got similar fashion.
Do you remember any gift you've given mom or Kylie for Mother's Day?
No, and I owe Kylie an anniversary day gift.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
I'm almost a month post doing that.
We were doing the Cincinnati Live show and it distracted me.
Damn it.
I got to come big with something.
I got faith in you.
You'll make it up.
So they make it kind of easy with the anniversaries. I don't know if you know this but there's like themes
Of each anniversary what of like the number? Yeah, so like you what an anniversary five? I think it's like
I can't remember things what who is they who did this?
I mean, this sounds like a made-up holiday. I made up Valentine's Day. I don't say it sounds like a made-up holly
It was I it's a traditional you's what I'm saying. It sounds like a made up holiday.
It's a traditional gift.
Did you read this in a magazine?
Did you pop open a Cosmopolitan magazine and just start going down the-
It's available on the internet.
A lot of people subscribe to it.
There's like traditional gifts for years of your wedding anniversary.
And it helps you narrow things down.
There's no way everyone-
This year the gift is iron. if you got to get her something iron
Just get her a sword make her a sword Jason. I don't think she'd be into it
It's the thought isn't it that's what they all say. Yeah, I mean I wonder
Something is better than nothing
It's a good point right now. I got a sword is definitely better than what I've currently gotten her
A sword is definitely better than what I've currently gotten her. It's a sword for Mother's Day.
Am I supposed to stab you with this, Jason?
It's in order.
If she ever wants to break the covenant we've made with the Lord, she can use her sword.
That's beautiful.
That's poetry.
It's very symbolic.
That's poetry.
Yeah. Oh man. All right. Well, we got to be better. Mom, I'm sorry. We owe you an
amazing Mother's Day gift. We love you. Now I got to get it to Kylie before this episode
airs on Wednesday. So I kind of move fast on this sword. You'll figure it out. I'm proud. I got
confidence in you. Oh yeah. Back to Mother's Day. I don't know. I haven't thought of anything for Mother's Day.
I usually do hydrangeas, some type of flowers, chocolates, and a card.
There you go.
And then mom, I usually, I don't get her. She gets a text. A heartfelt Mother's Day text.
Well, try and sugar coat it. You don't fucking give anybody a heartfelt text.
Mom, we're going to figure it out. This year you're getting it give anybody a heartfelt text. Mom, we're gonna figure it out.
This year you're getting it because you called us out
and now if you get too much stuff, it's your fault.
Love you.
Moving on to some fan mentions of the week.
All right, now it's time to get to some fan mentions.
For this week's fan mention,
Kylie got Jason one of the cooler retirement gifts
we've ever seen.
Speaking of gifts, a project that is so special to me
and that I'm very excited to share.
Thank you so much, Kylie Kelsey,
for commissioning me to make Jason
a retirement gift of Lincoln Financial Field.
It was truly an honor.
And this is actually one of the coolest things
I've ever seen.
I know, it's dope.
This is pretty damn cool.
Just when we disclose that I'm a terrible gift giver,
we find out what a wonderful gift giver that my wife is. Nice. What can't she do? Yeah,
let me tell you folks, the detail that was put into this is spectacular. There's so much detail
in the stadiums. So much detail. The field. They did a tremendous job. I will say I'm gonna have
to re-glue a few pieces and there was some problems in transit.
They packed it as well as they could.
It was amazingly how well it was packed.
But it's still somehow, there's a couple loose pieces.
Nothing can get past those workers at UPS though.
That's right.
I learned that one from, what is it?
When Nature Calls.
Ace Ventura?
Ace Ventura pet detective.
I mean that's, I think what they would have had to have done
with how much bubble wrap she put around the entire thing
to secure it, something like that had to have happened
for it to end up in the same pit once.
Is Jim Carrey just kicking it down the hallway?
Yeah.
I think that's the first Ace Ventura too.
That's not when nature calls.
I mean, listen, it's very fixable.
It's not like one nature calls. I mean, listen, it's very fixable. It's not like
it's major. We just got to reglue one of the stadium sides back to the thing. And then there's
one piece that I don't really know where it goes to be honest with you. It's kind of hard to tell.
But yeah, we'll figure it out. Kylie wrote on Instagram that she first reached out to this
artist two years ago. I guess that's my I've been telling her I was going to retire for like five
years. So that makes that make sense.
You've threatened retirement since probably your third year in the league.
Yes. I've had a love-hate relationship with Offensive Line for my entire
existence. For my entire existence. I love it but I hate it but then I love that I
hate it. It's kind love that I hate it.
It's kind of like a masochistic viewpoint of life.
I don't even know what you just said.
So yeah, we do have a spot that we were gonna hang it.
We're actually, there's a lot of stuff happening behind me.
We're in the process of kind of doing
a bunch of spring cleaning.
We just cleaned out the entire basement.
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
We, I mean, we hired an organization company.
Oh, it's the best. Yeah. It's the best. I mean, we had to. Oh man,'m so proud of you. We I mean, we hired an organization company. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, I mean, we had
to all the all the ladies that helped me out here in Casey,
because we are just like, I get just it is so hard. But yeah,
we're gonna get everything organized here. We got a spot
that we want to put it.
The one thing you don't realize that when when somebody posts
your house online, that that everybody somebody posts your house online,
that everybody now has your address and people just send stuff to your house.
So I literally stopped getting mail to my house.
I had to stop.
I had to literally tell the post office
and everybody to stop bringing stuff to my house.
But then there's some stuff that comes and it's pretty cool.
Anything sent to my house, send right back to the sender.
So anybody that's just sending random shit to my house
You don't get stuff like this a bowl sack you don't get stuff like
How did that not get how did that not go I was actually sent to the spring clean that was that was sent
How is that not sent with it? Like I like unique things and I've never that's not you
It's unique to the very you know, it nuts that's it yeah it's even got like a
little handle like I can carry it around like a little pouch just paint that
black and white and get it for mom for a mother's day I don't think mom would
appreciate it like I do but yeah Kylie's a tremendous gift-giver and Dana Theo
designs is a tremendous artist so thank you for the stadium and yeah, we'll
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Our first No Dumb Question from user Blazer808 on Club92.
As a Chiefs fan all the way from Hawaii.
Hawaii. Hawaii.
I've got a question for you both.
If you could trade places with any non-NFL athlete
for a day, who would it be?
Ooh, that's a good one.
That's a good question, Blazer.
That's a pretty good question.
All the way from Hawaii, though.
Thanks for jumping on board to the Chiefs Kingdom, baby.
Any athlete non-NFL athlete.
Yeah, that's what they're asking for.
Would you go musician?
Would you go business?
Yeah, maybe.
Individual?
I don't know.
Author?
Politician?
I'd probably go somebody that nobody even knows is alive.
That's a good point.
Yeah, right.
That way you could just be.
Who would be the most interesting?
You know?
The most interesting.
Okay, would you trade places with a guy or a girl?
Would you go girl?
No, I would stay guy.
I would stay guy.
You've never wondered?
Not once.
Not once, man. Fair enough, okay. Me neither, me neither. I've never wanted that either.
I definitely do, man.
So it's only a day.
Because if I was gonna trade for an extended period of time,
obviously you go young.
Wasn't this a movie, Trading Places?
Wasn't this a movie?
Yeah, I think it's also like Freaky Friday.
It's been a ton of movies.
It's big with Tom Hanks.
This is not the first time somebody's thought of this.
It's like a Disney movie where somebody wished upon a well or something like that. I mean, it happened, yeah. I's big with Tom Hanks. This is not the first time somebody's thought of this.
It's like a Disney movie where somebody wished upon a well
or something like that.
I mean, this is a question as old as time.
The question is, we get to actually choose it.
Usually it's like a surprise.
We get to choose anybody.
Oh, but it's still an athlete.
If you could trade places with any non-NFL athlete for it.
So it's an athlete. We can't just switch it
I was just reading is like not an NFL athlete isn't anybody else other than NFL NFL
So it's an athlete which we're sure saying that we have to pick another athlete. Yes. Okay, that helps narrow it down
If I'm picking another athlete
I probably would pick a retired person because then you wouldn't have to
work at all you just kind of get all the fame given to you or Wayne Gretzky it
has to be some of the greats that we know man I mean great ski if you're
current athletes I guess messy even though do you think he's not as exciting in yeah
but now it's the best time now, he's just beating the crap out of people in the MLS and he's
Already been the best football player ever to existed. I probably go golf. Would you go? Oh Usain Bolt?
No, I don't want to you don't want to be the fastest man in the world
sprinting
Really really fast. I mean unless I'm doing something to sprint,
like for me to just say I'm faster than somebody,
I've never really been that,
so it doesn't really give me that excited.
There's like few titles,
and fastest person on the planet
is one of them that I would take.
I'd rather be good at a specific event.
What about world, like heavyweight champion of the world?
Like a boxer?
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
Now we're talking. I'm not trying to get punched in the face for a living, no. Yeah, well if you're
the best in the world you're better at it so you don't get hit as much. Yeah, you still get punched.
Yeah, that's fair. What are some other bests in the world? I mean, it's just gotta go, I gotta
go golf like I'm saying. Oh my gosh, great point. Gosh, what a good call. Sheffler maybe? Scotty
Sheffler? Looks? He just kills it.
He has a great time doing it.
I know, I love his swing too.
Maybe like a John Rahm or?
John Rahm. John Rahm.
John Daly.
He's lived, he's lived a life.
He can do no wrong, he can do no wrong.
Hey, he lived life in the fast lane
and if it's only a day and I'm getting one to like have an
experience, I don't know that you're gonna have a better day
than John Daly. Like you're gonna get to try some shit.
There's a lot of firsts I'm gonna get if I live in John
Daly's body. Can we cut this entire segment? I don't like
this segment anymore. Not to keep perpetuating the narrative
that Travis and I just like to drink beer at all times,
but I think if we're thinking about having as much fun
in another person's body for a day,
I don't know that anybody's gonna have as much fun
as John Daly.
I just can't, you can't tell me
there's another person out there.
He just swings a golf club, like he doesn't give a fuck,
and he lives his life that way too.
And it's just.
God damn it.
It's pretty good.
Shout out to Johnny D man.
We'd love to be here for any day of the week brother.
No doubt.
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Yeah, I'm always out of the house Jason. Perfect. I always get down to Texas this time of year to try and throw with Pat and
Get the things get get things going again, get the engine on,
fire it up for OTAs and when we get back to KC.
Yeah!
Big Jeff Christensen on his,
Pat's out of the facility QB coach.
Make sure you get those fundamentals right
and get some going through some certain drills
so we always take our family picture here.
It was good seeing them and then on top of that
it was good seeing some of the young guys.
Justin Watson was out there running around
getting some good work in.
And then on top of that, our newest draft pick
was down there.
He was undrafted at this point when I met him
and was running around with him
but we ended up picking him in the fourth round.
Jared Wiley, TCU.
He was down there and that is a big dude
He's out there galloping around. I know we'll we'll get to some of these draft picks
But he was down there having some fun and looking good big old Clydesdale. Yeah, he is. He's a gallery
He's a big dude too, man. Yeah was down there and then went out to Pat's Foundation out in
La Vegas. Yeah, let's say you guys are down there working out
Out in La Vegas. Yeah, I was about to say, you guys were down there working out,
then you went straight to Vegas to attend the 15 and Mahomes Foundation
Gala and Golf Outing.
Back to the scene of the crime, baby.
Scene of the crime. What's the scene of the crime?
The Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah. I got you.
It's always fun, you know,
doing something exciting and getting everybody together
for a great cause, man.
And 15 of the Mahomes were pat and Brittany Mahomes do for the community in KC, in their
hometown community down there in Texas.
It's just awesome to see how much money they could raise and how much support he gets everywhere
he goes, man, because of how great of a guy he is.
And it was awesome seeing a lot of the other familiar faces
like Whitworth, Joe Hayden, Chan Parsons.
I mean, it was a stud crew this year, man.
Rob Riggle was up there having a blast,
Eric Stone Street, you name it, man.
We had a bunch of really cool cats.
Got to see JJ Waffer a little bit, man, shook his hand.
Told him, we gotta get on the ice.
We gotta get the boys on the ice, man.
So hopefully the Kelseys the Watts can team up and have some fun
Hitting the puck around a little bit. Hell. Yeah
it's always fun when you get somebody like Pat that can reach so many different lives and he's so relatable and he does things the
right way and
You know that money is is gonna really change some lives. So it was cool
Yeah, well, they got this clip of you chugging beer out of the trophy. Did you win the trophy? Is that why you were chugging?
Come on now, baby
Travis I'm actually good at golf. I don't lose in Vegas Jason. Are you good at golf? I don't lose in Vegas
What is your handicap? My handicaps probably an eight
That's seven or an eight. That's much better than I was expecting. That's pretty good
It's getting lower and lower every offseason last year
I was probably about a 10 10 to 12 this year. I'm right around 8 dude every time
I think I got it figured out I go back to the
Course and just look like shit
Well, you were chugging out of the trophy and I gotta say for a guy that is as good as chugging as you are
This is embarrassing. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad
I had also chugged out of the second and third place trophies
right before I chugged with my team. So that was on a full stomach. And that was painful.
Yeah, you can tell you were almost that was a dude. That air pockets just sitting right
there. It was so bad. I didn't necessarily have an air pocket,
but my shit was filled to the brim.
Yeah, you were trying to hold it down.
I get it.
Yeah, and not gonna say whether it stayed down or not,
but it was definitely an absolute blast.
Steve, Ricky, the whole gang,
their wives were joining us along the course.
It was just an absolute fun group,
and sure enough, we came away with some hardware
and made a good contribution to some kids, some 15 of them homies. Foundation,
baby.
Well, you guys are also throwing balls inside, which is a big Ed Kelsey no-no at the gala
event of this.
Oh, yeah.
And yeah, I mean, luckily you caught this one-handed snag right here because that might
have taken out a nice old lady
Could you imagine you brought back the Viva Las Vegas chant who doesn't like that
He put some heat on it for being an indoor throw he had faith in you
Oh, yeah, well bad my homes. I always got faith in your boy now. There you go
It's not easy throwing with this with the dress shirt on man. It's not easy. Yeah, I've never thought about that, but definitely not. Yeah
Can't get that thing around like especially if it's tailored properly like if it's off the racket like
What's it called?
You're gonna like the way you look what's the name of that deal?
What's it called? You're gonna like the way you look?
What's the name of that deal?
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No, that's not Joseph A. Banks, but it's...
Who does that?
Men's warehouse?
You're so fucking funny. Men's warehouse?
You're getting a men's warehouse shirt off the rack.
It can definitely be a little roomy.
You can get a shit-throw done with that,
but if you've got a properly tailored shirt...
You would know that fucking slogan. are so fucking hilarious man. You're gonna like the way you look again
It's a great slogan. It's not true at all. You're gonna look
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Draft recap as you guys may know there's a little something called the NFL Draft in Detroit last week, and it broke a record.
The draft broke the NFL's all-time attendance record
with more than 700,000 fans.
Get a job, Detroit.
How the hell are all you guys people
finding time to go to a draft?
Well, Jason, because it's the start of a new year,
and that's what it really is.
I think it's the start for every franchise fan base
to get excited about not only their young talent,
but just what their roster looks like moving forward.
And that's exciting, and who doesn't love
to see everyone's dreams come true?
Because as we know it, whether you're a third round pick
or a sixth round pick, you getting drafted
is a dream come true.
That's the best.
Yeah.
So it was extremely, extremely awesome to see the outcome that Detroit had.
I loved watching it on TV and seeing how many people showed up to that thing.
I thought Detroit did it great.
They started it off with Barry Sanders and Jared Goff and the gang.
Can't forget Calvin Johnson.
And then Eminem, are you kidding me?
Detroit did it right.
I thought it was awesome.
Listen, you're right.
The draft is amazing.
It's one of the coolest events
that the NFL puts on every year.
I just can't help but think that this is why we're losing
the auto wars to Japan because all of our workers
are going to shit like this.
But it's fine, it's all right, it's cool. What the fuck? You're sick. Detroit Auto Works, I'm gonna thank you for your time. Fucking Toyotas. Yeah before we break all the draft stuff down we just want to start with how we watch the
draft. Trav did you watch the broadcast for to find out your picks or social
media how'd you do it? I'll watch the first round
That's it. I'm not I can't I can't sit there and just watch the entire weekend to draft
I was doing both I had to draft on in the background
But then was going in and out of you know, bluey and other things
But I'm then so I'm kind of watching social media then going back to the draft
Definitely paid attention the first round and it did not disappoint. It was great coverage.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
I think we got our first look at Nick Saban
and Bill Belichick doing a little draft coverage this year.
What'd you think?
Did you watch any of the clips?
Yeah, it was, dude, it was surreal seeing those guys up there.
I mean, I don't, it was pretty special.
I don't know what it is about when the old ball coach joins the panel
But it's like it's just like the most
Intelligent interesting human being is up here about to fucking speak some goddamn knowledge, right?
And I just get so engaged so it's just instant credibility
I got so much respect for those guys and it's so cool that they're they're now behind the desk and we can get to
You know learn and hear more from them
No doubt no doubt. Yeah, did not disappoint the coverage is great the picks were I mean it was an insane draft
Went by very uniquely so let's start with that. I guess in the first round highlights
The craziest thing was that the six quarterbacks all went in the first 12 picks. Dude, first time this happened since 1983.
That's an offensive league now boys.
It is six quarterbacks that were taken in 1983 or John Elway,
Todd Blackledge, Jim Kelly, Tony Eason,
Eason, uh, Ken O'Brien and Dan Marina, which I think most of those guys panned
out, right? Definitely Dan definitely Dan Jim Kelly John Elway
I feel like Tony Easton had a decent career right? I can't hear just the names kind of rings a bell
Yeah, I was born in 89 so I wouldn't know he played for seven years solid career
So obviously this year we had six quarterbacks taken with the first pick, Caleb Williams goes to the Bears in the most
predictable pick of the day. And the second pick, Jaden Daniels goes to the commanders
in the second most predictable pick of the day. And the third pick, Drake May to the
Patriots. Caleb Williams had a tremendous career over at USC, obviously Heisman Trophy, just tons of notoriety and talent going to Chicago Bears, which has
not had the most success at the quarterback position.
Obviously Justin Fields, everyone was excited about.
Mitchie Trubisky.
Their last first round pick, Mitchie Trubisky.
They have been in a drought at the quarterback position for some time now.
I don't know about a drought.
I thought both of those.
But they've had a lot of guys that have been talented.
Both Trebesky and Fields got a fucking,
it was a tough deal, but I will say that.
Listen, it's not a shot on them.
I'm just saying for whatever reason it hasn't panned out.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
And Fields and Trebesky both at times
showed tremendous promise and had success.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
And they haven't been able to figure it out.
The team just moved on.
The team moved on. They the team moved on they didn't they didn't love
What they had but they also moved on in a lot of other areas as well. So it's been a complete remodel
This year for the Bears and I think Caleb goes in there and makes them a better football team
I really do man watching him
Play in college over the past couple years both at Oklahoma and USC
I thought he was an absolute stud.
Similar to kind of how Patty Mahomes plays the game,
or at least played the game in college,
where it was a lot of feel,
a lot of just trust to throw in that thing downfield
and letting his guys go make plays.
He has that game changer mentality where at any moment,
he can kill you with your arm
and he can do some things with his legs
and run the ball that a lot
of QBs can't that can throw it that well.
So I think Caleb kills it.
I think Jaden Daniels is a little bit more, I don't want to say NFL ready, but I think
he, I've seen him make more on time throws than I have Caleb.
Caleb, you kind of get that.
Kind of more off the cuff like yeah like backyard ball type deal
I think I think Jade actually showed pocket poise and slinging that thing around a little bit more
From the pocket, so it'll be interesting to see how both of those guys shake out
But haven't seen a lot of Drake may not gonna lie didn't watch North Carolina play that well
But yeah, he looks like he's got some gamer to him. I'm excited to see what that new Patriots team looks
like without Belichick and Drake May is he's gonna go in there
and hopefully get the starting job, man.
Yeah, I mean, I'm excited to watch honestly, and I hate that
it's in our conference, but the commanders, they've made a lot
of offseason additions, right? They're under new ownership. And
they've clearly been signing veteran players to try and,
you know, fix I think some of the I don't know, it just feels like the team has been off.
And it doesn't feel like it's any one person or coaches fall, it just feels like they need a new
fresh start. They brought in a lot of veteran talent, there's ton of playmakers, it feels like
over there. And Jayden Daly, to get the jump aboard. I mean, I
think they've had a really good off season. I'm not just saying that Drake made Patriots.
Obviously we'll get to see what what Mayo looks like as a head coach.
Obviously the biggest question of the draft was why would the Falcons pay Kirk Cousins
$180 million over four years if they were just going to go and take a quarterback at the eighth pick overall?
Yeah.
I mean, I think they probably didn't know that they were going to pick Michael Pennex
when they signed Kirk Cousins to four years, $180 million.
If they did, it's very peculiar.
I think typically you're trying to improve your team to either assist Kirk Cousins with
weapons, protection, or you're going defense.
I don't know, man.
I just, these teams, when they get an opportunity and they really love a guy, they reach for
people.
And clearly the Falcons love Michael Pennex Jr.
Otherwise this wouldn't happen.
I mean, a guy can ball now.
Yeah.
He can play some football.
So there's no, and both of them can.
I'm not just talking about Kurt.
I'm talking about Michael too, obviously.
He was up for the Heisman for a reason, man.
He was slinging that thing around this year.
Interesting move by the Falcons,
but they clearly love Pan-X and they went with them.
It's not the first time we've seen it.
We've seen teams go quarterback
when they have a proven commodity,
especially when the quarterbacks are older.
Obviously the Aaron Rodgers situation with Brett Favre,
Aaron Rodgers situation when he was still in Green Bay.
Patty Mahomes.
Patty Mahomes with Alex Smith.
Carson wasn't older, but Carson and Jalen Hurts.
That was very controversial at the time.
What makes it feel weird is the fact that they just signed the quarterback.
They just signed him.
That's the weirdest thing.
Usually this is something that happens when a guy's got maybe two years left on a contract.
For Kirk to be four years, and obviously that doesn't necessarily mean
he'll be there for four years.
Typically you like drafting a young quarterback
because he's gonna be pretty cheap comparatively
when he's playing and you can build up
the rest of the team.
Now you're drafting a guy,
but you're still paying the quarterback premier money.
It's just, I don't know.
We'll see how it pans out.
It's definitely weird,
but maybe the Falcons have the last laugh. I don't know. We'll see how it pans out. It's definitely weird, but maybe the Falcons have the last laugh
I don't know. All right now well apart from the QB's there was a lot of offense
That's right
We told you is the offensive league now ladies and gentlemen the first round finished with 23 offensive players
Selected out of 32 picks the most taken in a single draft in the common draft era
Whatever that fucking means and previous record was 19
Seven wide receivers got taken in the first round tying the record for most taken in a single draft
In the common draft area whenever the fuck that is it also happened in 2004. I think it's referring to like
when the draft consisted of this many teams because it used to be like
Eight teams and then like 16 rounds or some shit, you know
I mean like It used to
be like a ridiculous setup, but now it's obviously way different.
Lennon Hickman Is the league going heavy on offense here
to stay or was this a fluke? No, this is what the world is going to look like. I think with
all these rules being implemented, it goes up and down every single year. Obviously it hasn't been like this since 2004.
I immediately take back my initial thought
and I would say that if there's a fuck ton
of good defensive players, they're gonna go first.
Yeah, it's always specific to the year
and I think obviously a big part of this had to do
with there being higher graded offensive players
at a lot of these positions. Analytics and things are playing roles into a lot of these draft picks
and people are heavily valuing the quarterback even more than potentially it was, if that's possible.
As the analytics continue to rule a lot of these football decisions.
And you know, let's face it, most of the coaches being hired now are offensive coaches.
And when offensive coaches are hired, they're going to rate and want better offensive players.
The league has definitely shifted to being more offensive driven.
And part of that is, you know, based on the rules, it's a more offensive game.
It's more high powered.
You know, we saw that revert a little bit this past year as defenses had a little bit
more of an upper hand, especially early on in the season.
But it feels like offense is continually being more heavily valued.
But as with anything, I think Travis is right.
It goes in cycles, it goes in waves.
Defensive has it have its shine once again.
All right, Chiefs draft news.
Before we get into the draft, in big signing news, Big Red is staying home.
It was announced the Chiefs extended Coach Reed along with GM Brett Veach and President
Mark Donovan.
You, the big three.
According to the NFL Networks, Tom Pelicero, Coach Reed's extension runs through 2029.
I guess they can stop talking about him retiring anytime soon and makes him the highest paid
head coach in the NFL.
Big Red.
Reed, Veach and Donovan have overseen the team together since 2017.
Yes sir.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Coach Reed and MD have been together since 2013 when Coach Reed got here.
Veach was also a part of it, but Veach became the GM in 2017.
And Veach was with Reed when he was in Philadelphia.
Awesome to have them in this organization.
KC, you guys just, I don't know if you guys know how freaking lucky you are to have these
three at the helm and on top of Clark Hunt, but I'd mentioned it earlier
on how appreciative I am of being in KC.
These three guys, they make a lot of shit happen that make this organization as good
as it is.
So congrats to those guys on getting the deal done.
Happy as hell for them.
Well done boys.
Let's keep on chasing these titles boys.
Chiefs end up trading up four spots in the first round
and select a wide receiver from the University of Texas. Are we doing that now? Is it not now
it's the University of Texas? Xavier Worthy at number 28. I'm pretty sure that only works for
Ohio State but whatever. Brandon just stop. I will say this though Xavier Worthy is the fastest man
to ever run the 40-yard dash of the combine
He is a 421 guy which is unheard of yes. He is it's looking like Pat has another
extremely fast man to throw the ball deep to
Or just get the ball to in his hands because a lot of his highlights you see catch the ball and he
He's splitting defenders and making guys miss man. He's all an all-around football guy. He's not just track speed.
Yeah, I was gonna ask you that.
When you see a guy run like a 4-2-1,
do you go and try and look at how he runs?
Can you tell right away whether it is track speed,
like just top-end mechanics are pristine,
or can you tell just by watching him run
and like throughout the entire 40, he's going to be able to
change direction while he's obviously looking at other drills or yeah, what do you think
Trav?
The only guy that I've ever seen run a 40 and was like, yeah, that guy is DK Metcalf.
He ran that thing like a Clydesdale.
He was fucking.
Dude, he fucking, dude, that's what I'm saying.
He's the only one where I've ever seen a guy run a 40
and be like fucking that guy.
That's the guy.
They tell you not to fight the ground
and he fought the ground and won.
Like every step, it was impressive watching that.
I was like, god damn,
this guy's applying some force into that turf.
Obviously everybody saw how fucking quick
lightning speed Xavier was.
When you turn on the film, on the field, his speed translates. He's catching the ball, he's fearless going
over the middle, he's a punt returner, isn't scared to hit that thing straight
down the hashes. I mean you got to have a little bit of fearlessness if you're
gonna be that fast playing football. No doubt. Getting hit at speeds like that is
a little dangerous. You look exactly like you do in Madden.
It's exactly what Xavier Worthy told Andy Reid during his top 30 visit.
That's funny as hell.
These kids nowadays, well I tell you.
These graphics nowadays is what I should have said.
Man, these graphics are fucking...
GM Brett Beach was asked about the pick.
Having Xavier in Hollywood, I think as the season goes on here, we'll have just an offense
that can attack in multiple different ways and always keep defenses guessing.
You want to be able to pressure the back end of a defense.
I used to not think that was as important as it is obviously now.
I used to think, you know, you just get into the right play and throwing the ball down
field isn't that important.
Then you play and you're not able to do that and you're like, oh no, it makes everything
easier when the defense has to defend 40 yards over their head.
Having fast guys for sure helps that aspect.
Like you said, you get them into open space, you get them with the ball in their hand and
they just make things happen.
So yeah, those are two good guys to have as weapons and options in this Kansas City offense
moving forward.
No, right now.
The sheets are fired up about the pick on social media
patwaid in right away with running this emoji,
which is the running emoji.
I mean, I think that speaks for itself.
Creed Humphrey treated a great GIF,
which I do pronounce it GIF, don't care if you disagree,
wrote, me trying to keep up
on wide receiver screens this year.
So good, so good, dude. Love it. Well done, Creed.
Yeah, and linebacker Drew Tranquil tweeted this. Xavier worthy down there somewhere.
Let's go. Time to work. Yep. Chiefs are fired up. Creed, Tranquil, all them boys love them dudes,
man. We just got to see everybody walking into the building today and already got me fired up.
Love it. Excited about that pick. just as I'm excited about all the draft
Picks I mean, I know we got offensive tackle Kingsley out of BYU is an absolute stud of an athlete one of the fucking biggest
Strongest guys I've ever seen on film and then on top of that the fourth round pick
Jared Wiley TCU kid that we were just talking about excited about getting any type of big athletic
kid that we were just talking about excited about getting any type of big athletic just ball player and when you turn on the film quarterback turned tight end I believe those
guys typically pan out as the history says.
Yeah, I know a guy or two.
And I'm always excited about getting just getting new guys in the building.
Because you never like you said, it's it's it's fun to see those guys
rise to the occasion and get better throughout the offseason,
throughout training camp.
Shout out to Jayden Hicks, big hunter from Penn State, man.
Quarterback out of Tennessee, Kamal and then who else?
We got the seventh rounder from Holy Cross, man.
CJ, come on in, baby.
Yeah. Catch the routine of trying to be great every single day, man. the seventh rounder from Holy Cross man CJ come on in baby yeah catch the
routine of trying to be great every single day man that's all we're doing is
just chasing greatness every single day and happy to have you boys in the in the
building. Chiefs Canyon let's get fired up and welcome them in. Love it.
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Moving on to the Eagles. It was reported by ESPN and Adam Scheffner that the Eagles signed
AJ Brown to a three-year extension during the first round of the NFL Draft. Yeah, AJ
Brown's worth every single penny, man. $96 million over three years. Holy shnikes. That's
a lot of money. Making him the highest paid wide receiver NFL history He's under contract through 2029 now. So he is a Philly
Eagle
For a long time. He is he is and this is probably the best news on draft day
I think everybody gets fired up about the draft, but I think there's a lot of
rumors and circulation and hopefully this contract puts that to bed for AJ and for him, Devante Smith, who they also extended recently for both of those guys to
be in Philadelphia for the foreseeable future.
We got some options at Y receiver.
So congrats brother.
Way to go Swole Batman.
Swole Batman.
Hey.
All right.
Well, in the first round of the actual draft outside of the big news about AJ Brown we actually had
the Eagles select a Toledo cornerback. That's right
Kenyon Mitchell, how about that? How you say is I you pronounce the first name?
Sorry about that Quinion. I can't read so don't hold it against me. Um six foot 195
I mean, I love it man Toledo is
Little Mac ball, baby. That's right. I love the Mac guys, man. There's something about Mac football.
The majority of the school is being from Ohio. I just I just feel like those guys just got a little bit more grit, you know, a little more grind to him. And when you watch this guy play play football man he's a physical dude. It feels weird to say this with how the season ended. I really don't think there were a lot of
needs for this Eagles roster. They've reloaded and free agency. They've re-signed a lot of their
players that they needed to. The big areas that I think were left untapped, they obviously have been
vocal about they wanted to improve the secondary. That's been something that they wanted to get
and they get it right away with the first round pick. And boy did they. I think this was a lot of players or a lot of
people's top rated player in the draft this year at the cornerback position. Right away you saw him
being praised by Nick Saban. Nick Saban talking about he was trying to get him out of the portal
to Alabama. A guy that doesn't have a lot of negatives outside of the fact that
he played at Toledo.
One of the other things people say, you know, he hasn't done a lot of man coverage, but
obviously the Eagles are more than happy to see all these things throughout the process.
And yeah, he's gonna be a bird.
He's gonna be able to play in Philadelphia along with Darius Slay and some guys that
have been around for a long time, played for Vic Fangio, who's one of the best
secondary defensive coordinators in the league.
So, excited about what this guy's gonna be able
to bring to the defense, no doubt about it.
All right now, well Jordan Malata actually announced
the pick from Australia.
How about that?
Thank you Uncle Roger.
Good evening to those of you
from the beautiful land down under.
Refers to Gadell as Uncle Roger.
This was the first ever pick announced from Australia.
So shout out to Jordan.
He was over there doing some stuff on behalf of the NFL,
expanding the game to his homeland.
And yeah, shout out to Jordan, brother.
Right away, get to adjust the secondary
with the first pick, with Quignan Mitchell.
And they didn't slow down
because they went cornerback slash DB right away with Cooper DeJon
From Iowa who was getting a lot of noise
One for being a great player, but also too. I think we can just go out and say it
He's the first white cornerback that uh, I mean we've really seen I mean, there've been a few drafted
I think the commander's had one not too long ago, but none of them have really stuck.
It's been something that's kinda happened,
but we've been waiting to see the next Jason Seahorn.
Could Cooper DeJon be it?
Who knows? Time will tell.
Time will tell.
I will say, I think he's probably gonna move inside
to start.
You have Slay on the outside.
You just drafted Quinian Mitchell.
I doubt he's playing over one of those two
in case an injury, unless an injury happens, but you know, they're going to find a spot for him if they draft him that
high.
And the good thing is he's a ball player.
He's just a ball player, man.
Exactly.
He's played everywhere.
He can play inside, he can play outside.
He's played a little bit of offense, it sounds like.
He's been a returner.
This dude has a lot of things he does well and it really comes down to he's just a football
player.
Yeah. As Stout says, the more you can do,
the more value you have.
And it seems like this guy can do a little bit of everything.
Excited to see what he does this year in Philly.
Micah Parsons in particular got pretty heated with this pick.
Apparently he was the best cornerback in the draft,
judging by him, which is always fun
when you make a Dallas Cowboy upset with an Eagles pick.
Thank you for that Micah.
Really appreciated that.
Round three we go defensive line.
We go edge defender Jalex Hunt from Houston Christian.
64-250 answered the phone from Howie Roseman saying what's up big pimping.
You answer the phone from the GM that's drafting you with that.
I'll tell you what he's confident.
What's up big pimping.
He's a huge birds guy apparently. you with that. I'll tell you what he's confident. What's up big pampin?
He's a huge birds guy apparently. There's a tweet with an eagle and he said amazing bird, two sets of eyelids one set being hard and transparent. When storms approach instead of
hiding they use those transparent eyelids to fly into the storm. Debris can affect vision
and they use the storm to rise above the storm itself
And he said working to be like the eagle. How about that? Jaylix is also a zoologist
I love it round four we go running back will Shipley from Clemson five eleven two ten
We're starting to get dangerous with the white skill position players. We'll see I mean, it's just not historically proven highly successful
But man, I'm rooting
for him. 31 rushing touchdowns since 2021. Yeah, shipply on Philly. I could not ask for
anything else than to be a Philadelphia Eagle and go to contend for a Superbowl with one of the best
cultures that I've seen in the NFL. He's seen a lot. I've gained a love for the city of Philly,
could not be better spot for my family and I. I'm excited to see what all these guys do.
Yeah.
Excited to see what will brings to the table.
Obviously Eagles just signed a Saquon Barkley.
So he gets to learn from a guy who's been an unbelievable pro from day one.
Day one.
And it's, it's a great room.
I know all the guys in there and just, he's going to love it and it'll fit right in.
I'm sure of it.
All right.
Round five, we go in Nia Smith out of Texas A&M played wide receiver running back and punt returner in college so we got we
got a lot of returners here. We're also returning I think unless Covey signed someplace else a really
really good returner from last year already. Forced 20 missed tackles last season seventh among all
wide receivers in the country. That's good. Making mistakes is usually good.
Round five, we go with a little bit of a little family reunion here.
We go Jeremiah Trotter Jr. out of Clemson.
Obviously Jeremiah Trotter Sr.
Jeremiah Trotter, the Axeman was a legendary Philadelphia Eagle.
Axeman baby.
You know, I think he is somebody who represents exactly what you think of when you think of Philadelphia Eagles through toughness and through grit and
Through hitting the shit out of people. I mean he laid people the fuck out. So Jeremiah Trotter
They're gonna help you. Yes, so hopefully bring that same mentality back to the birds
He had a genuinely emotional phone call with Howie and Jeffrey Lurie
You know, I think we'll play the clip but you can see for yourself
What you thinking man you think we straight up and take you right here that'd be pretty cool
Yeah, you're an eagle brother just like it's meant to be Jeremiah how long how old were you when I first met you?
Three four congrats, man How old were you when I first met you? I'm two, two, three, four.
Congrats, man.
Thank you. Really, really special moment for him his family.
You love it when you see stuff like this going down on draft day.
Round five finally get to the offensive line.
I know stout was probably chomping at the bit here and he finally gets a guy in round five
offensive guard Trevor Keegan out of Michigan. Six-five, big man from Michigan. Don't know much about
him, I'm not going to lie. I did not watch a lot of draft tape this year, but we know
he can chug a beer at parades, which is a good start. Listen, I'm excited to see what
the kid can do. I'm always excited with the young guys. You never know.
Especially the ones in your position group, right? I feel like other positions I'm not as quick to feel like I know immediately. I feel like with
offense alignment, you can almost tell the first day they go out there. It's like, oh, he moves.
He's got it.
You know what I mean? I don't know if you feel the same way at tight end. Every once in a while,
a guy will wow you. You'll be like, oh, this guy can't really move that well, and then he'll start
playing. And he kind of finds a way to get it done
But most of all most of the time nearly right away. You're like, oh, yeah
I'm seeing what I need to see this guy saw that I saw that out of Noah gray
Yeah, I'm up a couple years ago four years ago
I think now when he came out for OTAs and his attention to detail how he was running routes
How fast he picked up. I was like,
oh, this dude is a fucking pro. He's going to be awesome.
There's like some guys that even when they're just playing the highlight on draft day, you
can like be like, oh yeah, like there was a tackle got picked early out of Oregon State.
And I saw like a one pass set and I was like, oh, I know what you're talking about. Oh yeah.
And then I saw him just completely demoralizing people after that and I was like goddamn
This dude is a fucking beast
Teleti Fuagga, holy shit. You see like the balance and like the way they're open up like I know exactly what you're saying
I said the same thing. I'm pretty sure
Whoever drafted him and thought the exact same thing when they saw I don't even know who drafted him
But I was I just remember when it was like dinner and then they started showing his eyes
I was like fuck yes, and I saw his face.
I was like, I met that guy in Philadelphia.
He was cool as shit too.
And I'm like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Has there ever been anybody that you see get drafted
or you're like.
I don't know.
All the time, yeah.
And it's interesting when they go really high.
The majority of them.
Nah, I wouldn't say it's the majority.
I think the majority of the guys that go high,
you do watch
and you're like, yeah, you think it looks right. But there's some guys where it's just like right
away you think, man, that is, I have seen that before, those exact movements and the way it
anatomically looks. And for some reason, he was one guy where I had watched zero tape and I only saw the highlight tapes on draft
day.
And I was like, damn, I like the way that pass it looks.
I like the way he's redirecting.
I like the way he's finishing.
I mean, very limited sample size.
But I feel pretty confident that dude's gonna be a beast.
I don't know.
Well, I'm going on record right now.
T'Lisi, don't you fucking disappoint me.
Back to the Eagles draft.
Eagles fans want to the Eagles draft.
Eagles fans want to know about that.
Round six, we go receiver Johnny Wilson out of Florida State who ran a 4.5 240 at 231
pounds.
That's a heavy receiver.
That's a big body right there.
It's a big boy.
Seems like he's staying at receiver Nick Sirianni.
Seem to hint that he would not be moving to tight end.
God damn, 6'6", 231.
That's a big boy.
Big boy. big boy. and then
round six we go with the Jason Kelsey selection at pick 190 and Dylan McMahon the undersized center
6'3 299 one pick before yours truly per next gen stats the third highest athleticism score since 2003
at 95. i had a 98 athleticism score when I was selected to 191, just saying,
according to this. I don't even know what the fuck that means. In 2023, he had 361 pass blocking
snaps, 12 quarterback pressures allowed, one sack allowed. Of course, I'm excited to see what this
kid does. And I'm sure Stout's excited about having some new guys in the room and some fresh
young guys are really trying to mold. I always love when the new guys get there. Six round center.
I mean, let's be honest, no six round center is paying out.
Especially not Eagles ones. I think it was a good, obviously we addressed a lot of needs,
but not only did we address the needs, we addressed the needs with perceived value.
You never know long term how this stuff is going to
pan out. But we do know that most draft experts when the Eagles selected these guys were rated
higher than where they went. You know, Cooper Dejean was seen as a first round talent.
Quinian Mitchell was expected to be off the board by the time the Eagles were picking. So whenever
you're picking guys that were supposed to pick way higher I feel like usually that pans out. I don't know
But I do know that we needed DB's and what sounds like we got some good ones
I do know that we needed some more O line and O line depth and we've got some of those guys
I do know we got some new receivers, which is always good. So I think it was a good draft. Thank you. Howie Roseman
Hopefully this one pans out for you brother and fill it out the Eagles fans
Shout out to the Eagles and all the draftees man, and it does it for our draft coverage
But so hopefully these
These young guys are going
These next two weeks get comfortable in the in Casey and in wherever they're they got drafted
I'm not just talking about Casey and Eagles, man.
All the draftees, man.
Come in, work hard, brother.
Good luck.
I might go down to the rookie mini camp,
just to check it out.
Dude, it is chaos.
I love watching that stuff.
It's not even football.
I love watching it.
I enjoy it because I like to see
how people react to fucking up.
Ha ha ha ha.
Like when the hand clap happens? Big hand clap. Just like you
drop a pass? Damn it. The big, the palms up. Don't let me see what the palms up. That's
a big no no. No palms up. And lastly in draft related news, it looks like evaluating players
actually is, BUNZ plays a major role in scouting NFL talent.
That's right.
Cults of the Caboose, an athletic article that was released a couple weeks ago, I think,
by Josh Kendall of the athletic.
Yeah, marks us making us question our use of the term BUNZ.
We usually say it in a negative way, but it turns out ass is all these scouts are
looking at. With the headline, a high butt factor might be an NFL draft prospects most
prize asset.
Asset.
The article quotes several coaches as they talk about the importance of literal buns
when it comes to scouting players. I love a good buns pun. Yeah, we got to talk about
some of these quotes. First up, Nick Saban explains a Bill Bel comes to scouting players. I love a good buns pun. Yeah, we gotta talk about some of these quotes.
First up, Nick Saban explains
a Bill Belichick scouting philosophy.
Bill likes to look and see how big their ass is
when they get down in a 40 yard stance
because he wants to sign the biggest ass
defensive lineman he can sign.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
I think that's a good strategy
and a savvy move by the old ball coach.
Especially defensive line.
There's something about a big ass
that just like helps you really anchor.
I will say, I don't like a sloppy ass.
I like a tight ass.
I don't want it to be big and sloppy.
Like you don't want it running and it jiggling too much.
You want it to be a firm big ass.
If that thing, if you got a caboose back there
and you're fucking holding the line,
it's bad when you got the big sloppy butt
and you're getting moved back.
That's not a good look.
It's like bouncing up and down
like he's twerking in the club
right back to the linebacker.
I want that firm ass sitting there,
nose guard right at the line,
just big old wide hips.
Falcons assistant GM Kyle Smith,
one of the first things you learn getting into scouting
is the anchor.
Big asses, big rear ends, and posterior chain.
Back and ass and hamstrings.
That's how you anchor.
I think that's, I mean, that's pretty accurate.
I think that's pretty much it.
I will say there's certain positions
where I like it to be more proportionate.
Like I think sometimes if it's offense alignment
and their ass is just like a big bubble butt, it's their balance isn't as good like they gotta have it's got to look proper for offensive line
It's gotta look proper but for defensive line. I mean they can just such a good bit
I mean for defensive line they can look about as as heavy as possible. I don't think it matters
I mean it usually pans out. I think this is very true. We also got tons of
Coach Reed quotes on asses,
including this one from punter Dustin Kolkwit.
Coach Reed has quoted it as saying,
"'Punters have to have big butts.
"'As soon as you start to look like you're going downhill
"'from a physique standpoint, you're out of here.
"'Keep that ass going.'"
Coach Reed, I mean, he has the quote for you
where he said, you lose your glutes, you lose your games.
Now he's thinking of the punters.
I never thought in a million years it mattered if punters had big asses, but apparently posterior chain, baby
Yeah, but you're using that's a hip flexor movement. What does an ass have to do with a punt?
No, you got to think about what the force you're putting in
With the with the leg that's in the ground. Yeah, it's like a driver
I guess the the bigger the back end is of it the more power that it exerts through the ball There you go. There you go. I would think quads would have make whatever
I think this is all very accurate for certain positions. I do think that you know
You want more shapely in in in in proper proportioned asses for most of the positions but defensive line. I mean
You want a big ass. I mean, I think when I think of defensive line asses, who do you think of with defensive line, I mean, you want a big ass. I mean, when I think of defensive line asses,
who do you think of with defensive line asses?
What do you mean?
What guys?
Every defensive lineman ever.
Every nose guard.
Every single one of them.
I will say Vince Wilfork, Vince Wilfork had a small ass
and he was a monster.
Well, I mean, there's always the anomalies.
There's always the anomalies.
He had the big gut, but his ass really wasn't that big.
It was kind of. Or his gut was so big that it just made it look like he had a regular ass.
He had those athletic legs though because Vince could actually move. That's what was different
about Vince. Most of the guys with big asses aren't great. I mean you have Javon Hargrave.
Javon Hargrave has an enormous ass but he's very explosive and moves well. That's rare for the big
ass. The big ass is usually just like gear one.
They stay in gear one.
They don't get up to gears two and three very often.
That is my knee drive, that's why.
Yeah, I mean, you're limited from a mobility standpoint
of getting those hips engaged.
You kind of just sit that ass back there.
I mean, I think of BJ Raji.
BJ Raji had a big ass.
The refrigerator parry,
he wasn't so much that it bubbled out.
He's just a wide ass.
A Bo Allen had a big ass.
Honey Bobo.
Shout out to Honey Bobo.
Honey Bobo's fucking.
Dude, he had some, he looked like a baby rhinoceros out there with the blonde hair.
You know who I really think of the most though?
And not many people are going to notice this guy's name.
Terrence Knighton.
His nickname was pot roast.
He played for Washington for a couple years.
I forget where he was at before that. I'm not kidding you. He's the biggest. I mean, he was
over 400 pounds at one point. I remember playing him and it held up. It was hard to move him.
That motherfucker. God damn, he was a load. This is an accurate assessment of asses
by some of the all time greats in coaching. I mean, posterior chain, man.
Explosion.
Yeah, I mean, it's exploding in multiple ways.
That does it on our non-draft news right there.
Yeah.
Thank you, Jason, for your diagnosis of the caboose.
And shout out to the gentleman at the Athletic.
What ass do you think of when you think of an NFL player?
Jason Kelsey.
I don't have an ass, Trevor.
Ask Kylie, she knows.
Kylie calls me, says I got a chicken ass.
That's exactly what she says.
I swear to God.
We can call her right now.
Watch this, unprompted.
She's not gonna pick up, no chance.
Hello?
Kai.
What's up? What do you say my ass resembles a
chicken ass
Thank you
The food yeah and the kids
Now I'll leave the kids here, bring the food. All right, perfect.
All right, I'll see you in a little bit.
Do chickens have glutes?
I think that's the point.
She's saying basically that there's nothing back there.
It's just flat.
She ain't looking at the same ass.
I just know it's powerful.
That's all I know.
It does, I will admit, it's hard to tell where the back and the ass starts, but it's got
some power in it.
All right.
Well, that does it on our non draft news and the caboose commissioner.
Good Dell's idea of NFL scheduling.
He was on the Pat McAfee show and talked about some potential scheduling tweaks he'd like
to see in the future, which typically means it's going to fucking happen.
The highlights were moving to a 18 game regular season.
That's right.
Yeah, he wants to add another game
and also cutting back on pre-season games.
So take away the third pre-season game
that's there right now and move it to the regular season.
I'm with that.
I think even like Joey Burrow said it,
like if you're gonna give us more days we have to play
or more weeks we have to play,
give us a fucking bye week or something in there.
Another bye week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or an extra like, I don't know.
Yeah, I do think-
What do you think about this?
I think there should be another bye week if it goes to 18.
I think it probably should already have another bye week.
So yeah, so that way take away one of the preseason, another preseason game and then just put another bye week in there. Or you just extend the season by bye week. So yeah, so that way take away one of the preseason another preseason game and then just
put another bye week in there. Or you just extend the season
by a week. But I think I think we committed to this when we
went to 17 games. The reality was, we left the option for the
the league to go to 18 games when the NFL PA made that
commitment. And 17 games doesn't make sense. It's an odd number.
It's weird home and away. 18 makes
sense. So be even home and away games every year for every team. So this was something
that was going to happen. And it's been on the docket from the moment we went to 17 games.
So that's not shocking. I think the best part of this is that the Super Bowl is getting
moved to President's Day, which we talked about it before. I think we actually made this happen. I don't think the NFL had this on their eyesight at all which we talked about it before I think we actually made this
happen I don't think the NFL had this on their
eyesight at all we talked about putting the Super Bowl on a three-day weekend
way before this ever got released so New Heights you can thank us for being able
to celebrate Super Bowl Sunday on a three-day weekend that's right baby
we're doing it it also gives us a reason to celebrate Presidents Day I mean
nobody celebrates Presidents Day it's just also gives us a reason to celebrate President's Day. I mean nobody celebrates President's Day
It's just a it's a forgotten holiday and now
The Super Bowl is on the President's Day. So it's really the Super Bowl day
I think we just renamed the whole thing
Let's just nix the the President's Day thing and just call it Super Bowl weekend and it could be a national holiday
Is this why they moved up the skit the everybody's offseason?
I don't think this is going to affect this year
This would be in the future. Yeah, because then it would be later
Anyways, President's Day is after the where the Super Bowl is right now. President's Day is always the weekend after. Yeah
So it would be later. All right. Hopefully next year we who knows we get a longer offseason
Hopefully we can rename President's Day because nobody celebrates that shit.
So fucked up.
Have you ever heard somebody say they're celebrating Presidents Day?
With anything?
School?
Other than history teachers maybe?
School?
Yeah, but you get the school day off.
That's what I'm saying.
But nobody's throwing a barbecue or doing nothing on Presidents Day.
We need to do this. We need to make this day worthwhile.
We need to play a super bowl and we need to rename it. Nobody who cares.
Presidents suck. Let's be honest.
There is going to be a dozen.
Who's your favorite president, Jason? Who's my favorite president?
I don't know, George Washington.
Teddy Roosevelt seemed like a badass.
All right, now, non-duper centers, onto something a little bit more joyous.
Before we get out of here, we want to share an exclusive clip from our conversation with
Bengals quarterback, Joey burrow. That's right
Yeah, we talked to Joe burrow at our since he live show and here's a fresh look at how that conversation went right now
We're gonna get to some of these old trees we found here, okay, we're gonna have a little more fun
We got some old ones with let's let's tune them up
You want to see aliens, right?
Where's it at?
Show me the aliens!
I mean, where are they?
Like...
I'm with you, you know? They say they're walking right among us.
That's crazy!
Unzip yourself, Orlando.
I mean, I feel like... I feel like if they are advanced enough to come and visit us, then
they're advanced enough to cloak their technology from us and we won't be able to see it so
maybe people we know about it, maybe we don't, but I feel like somebody's gotta know.
There's aliens among us.
You're talking to two guys who heard
Wait I keep getting points. Yeah, I know everyone's
I gotta say, until I see aliens or UFOs on something that's not like the worst video ever,
come on, I gotta be, it's a little bit more evidence before I get full evidence.
Dude, that's why they're so good though, like he said, they can make it blurry.
I'm not gonna deny. They can make it blurry them,
the Locust monster can make it blurry,
so can the big Eddie.
We're not gonna see it on an iPhone camera, dog.
Yeah.
Like, no.
Seisty knows something.
It does.
The Chinese can send them freakin' balloons up over us.
That's what Xaelian's gonna do, right?
Jesus.
All right, you're also pro taunting.
I am pro taunting, yeah.
So am I.
Why are you pro taunting?
We're all grown adults that work really hard
at what we do, and sometimes we like to show it.
I'm not gonna get my feelings hurt
if somebody sacks me and taunts me,
like, you made a play, I didn't.
Like, good for you, you're allowed to taunt.
Have you ever gotten a taunting flag?
I've never got a taunting flag.
No?
How many you got?
At what level of football?
He's throwing a flag, he's throwing a flag.
I did though, that's my favorite one.
Throwing a flag at the ref, fucking.
You can get a little feisty out there.
Just a wee bit.
Yeah.
Trav gonna talk that shit.
I got anger management and I talk entirely too much.
I do.
Actually one of my favorite taunting penalties that I got.
Yes, I do have favorites.
We were playing the Eagles.
My first time playing it actually on the field
against the Eagles in Kansas City.
In KC, you know we won the shoot ball.
We did lose that game.
Yes, that was the last game you guys lost that year
So we played them and sure enough. It's a low-scoring game. We could have moved the ball too well on him
Smitty handed that thing off to Kareem hunt
And it was me and Brandon Graham talking shit the entire G talks major
She will it was before I knew BG all like that and then sure enough
Yeah, he got he got a little winning
You know they they they come in like hockey subs on the defensive line. Yeah, it's some bullshit
Sure enough he went off for a play
I hammed up the D D lineman that came in for him on one back power
Which if you guys don't believe I could block I'm like you're about to say you're walking
I was and I did my job and I felt so good that I thought I'd run over to the sideline
and tell Brandon Graham to bring his ass back out here.
Hey, what happened?
Well, I got a flag for going to the sideline and talking to the sideline.
You can't do that kids.
And then Brandon Graham continued to throw me around for the rest of the game.
E.G., little pit bull. Who's the best shit talker that you've played?
You already talked about Fletcher Cox,
you're welcome to the NFL, BG's, known for.
Is there anybody else that's really up there for you?
Not really.
No?
No.
That's fair.
What about you, Orlando?
You played against Max Crosby, right?
Yeah, he wasn't talking when we played him though Max. What do we do?
I'm pretty nice to the defensive line smart. So it's people aren't really talking to me like that because I'll just be like
Smart guys my guy my I would have to say biggest shit talkers
He's at the he's a you know, I played with him at the one at the top of my list
What I got a story for him, too, but um
Brit BG yeah, and then our guy Trey Henderson. I just
Yeah, holy shit shout out Trey man. Love it. What a bad man. Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, but Travis gonna talk that shit
we were playing Denver one time Sunday night and
He comes in motion. This is mid-cadence white 80 what he comes in motion back and forth and
My D ins wearing goggles and he as he comes back across the guard. He looks at the D
He says man, you got on fucking goggles. Oh this guy's got on fucking goggles
I'm like man is there trap trap trap go talk. He go talk that talk is man you got on fucking goggles? Oh this guy's got on fucking goggles. Why they be sitting hunting?
I'm like man this is a trap,
Trav, he gonna talk that talk man.
Guy couldn't even fucking see.
Blind is a bat.
How much does it determine to who you're playing?
For me I was just feeling it out,
am I gonna be nice to this guy,
am I gonna talk shit to this guy?
What am I gonna do to get in his head?
That was one of my favorite battles of like you would figure out guys
Especially when you played a multiple times
Hey, I'm nice to this guy he's gonna change the way he plays
Or if I get pissed off at him and kind of change the way place too
That's one of the insides of the game
Yeah, that's why it should be allowed because it's a tool that if you're a smart enough player you understand how to utilize it as well
I just feel like I mean nobody's gonna get their feelings hurt out there.
Like, the only people that are getting...
If they do, tough shit.
Yeah, like, if you wanna find us, fine us, but don't throw a 15-yard penalty.
Like, that affects the game too much for...
Agreed.
I feel like we should be able to show our emotions and wear emotions on our sleeves
because we work so hard for what we do.
Excellent.
Let the boys play.
Make football fun again.
Let us talk.
It's an emotional sport.
All right.
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and she loves she loves challenges like this,
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She said, let me work on that.